Speaker 1: We're sixty seconds from your shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And I rarely
Speaker 1: say this, but if we all come together with our listeners,
Speaker 1: we have the opportunity to change the world.
Speaker 2: Dude, I love there is a lot of power in
Speaker 2: that digital Jake, You're going to be in charge?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: Can I count on you?
Speaker 3: I've always wanted you to ask me that.
Speaker 4: Yes, of course, all right, thank you for accepting your mission.
Speaker 4: All right, Jake, go what to do? Oh yeah, I
Speaker 4: need to tell you what to do?
Speaker 1: Okay, Jakes, I need you to go set up a
Speaker 1: go fund me asking for four point five million dollars.
Speaker 1: Why Because this show Brook and Jeffrey, along with all
Speaker 1: of our listeners, are about to find out the answer
Speaker 1: to the age old question. Everybody is dying to know.
Speaker 1: Do aliens exist?
Speaker 2: I want to know again the money. I don't get
Speaker 2: the correlation.
Speaker 1: Our listeners are like me and believe the truth is
Speaker 1: out there. We need to put our money where our
Speaker 1: mouths are. Because a large cattle ranch that borders Area
Speaker 1: fifty one is up for sale right now.
Speaker 2: That is the price of the cattle rank.
Speaker 1: For the first time in decades. It's eighty acres of land.
Speaker 1: They're only asking for four and a half million dollars.
Speaker 2: So do we just put the cows out there and
Speaker 2: see which one gets abducted first? Is that what we do?
Speaker 4: I like that idea.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, do you want to be neighbors with
Speaker 1: the US military?
Speaker 4: I say yes, please.
Speaker 1: Apparently there's a black mailbox, which I assume is some
Speaker 1: sort of portal or a secret access point to an
Speaker 1: underground alien brothel.
Speaker 2: Pull it and the whole ground opens up. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then there's like sixty aliens down below.
Speaker 1: Absolutely doing dances for everybody. But we need four point
Speaker 1: five million. Brook, Maybe you could front us the first
Speaker 1: four million and then you will come up with the
Speaker 1: rest of the.
Speaker 4: Five hundred k.
Speaker 2: I talk to my husband.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, we're gonna work on that. We're
Speaker 1: gonna find out if aliens exist.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 1: And now that that's handled and we've saved the world
Speaker 1: in that way, let's say the world in a different
Speaker 1: way by doing the shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 1: We have a bucket full of names. We're gonna draw
Speaker 1: one out. See who gets asked a trivia question. If
Speaker 1: you answer wrong, the punishment is a jolt to the
Speaker 1: neck while singing a song. So text into seven eighty
Speaker 1: five nine to two and tell us what you want
Speaker 1: to hear. Brooke is drawing a name out because she
Speaker 1: had the shot callar, last, who'd you get, Brooke?
Speaker 2: I got a brook little kink fox, Oh, just a
Speaker 2: little one.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, that's your alien dancer stage names.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 4: We're not talking about sexual king.
Speaker 3: She has like a kink in her back.
Speaker 4: Right's funny jo?
Speaker 1: All right, Brooke is putting on the shot collar. While
Speaker 1: that happens, digital Jake read us the shot collar question
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 3: One hundred years ago, you could send almost anything in
Speaker 3: the mail. There are records of an entire building being
Speaker 3: shipped brick by brick with one stamp on each brick.
Speaker 3: All of certain drugs like heroin or cocaine or opium
Speaker 3: were okay to send. A couple of Ohio once mailed
Speaker 3: their eight month old son to his grandmother because it
Speaker 3: was cheaper than driving him.
Speaker 4: To grandma and grandma.
Speaker 3: But did you know that scientists used to ship something
Speaker 3: back and forth to each other That would be one
Speaker 3: hundred percent illegal today.
Speaker 4: What scares me? Oh?
Speaker 2: Mail scientists huh. The first thing I think is like
Speaker 2: some sort of nuclear Yeah, totally. They could blowed with
Speaker 2: any like body thing off someone they send, like blood
Speaker 2: or anything like that, because you couldn't do that now
Speaker 2: because of like you can't send people's organs through the mail, right,
Speaker 2: you can't, But it's not bad. That's not a bad idea.
Speaker 2: Or maybe just a whole body, a whole cadaver. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 2: Well I'm just saying they use those a lot.
Speaker 3: Hold on, wouldn't you still nowadays be able to ship that?
Speaker 3: Just it's obviously going to be.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't The Post Office is in charge.
Speaker 3: Of it for science, Like it's like, hey, this is
Speaker 3: going to you know, Oxford University, and this is still.
Speaker 2: Think you have to have.
Speaker 3: Like when people die, you mail, you ship you know bodies,
Speaker 3: you know, do.
Speaker 2: You have special it's special casket, right, but it's not
Speaker 2: by the post Office sending it.
Speaker 4: Yes, you're right in the post Office airline.
Speaker 2: Like my friend owns a company who is actually the
Speaker 2: person who brings bodies from hospitals to funeral homes and
Speaker 2: like all over in between. He's not the post Office.
Speaker 1: So any kid is a local person like I feel
Speaker 1: like we're way off the question. Now, maybe let's reset
Speaker 1: can give us the question one more time.
Speaker 3: One hundred years ago, the Post Office was more lawless
Speaker 3: than the gender reveal Party in Florida. Pretty much whatever
Speaker 3: you wanted through them, including something by people in the
Speaker 3: field of science. If you tried it today, not only
Speaker 3: would you be arrested and fined, but you might also
Speaker 3: serve prison time as well. What was it?
Speaker 2: What about lab rats or monkeys that they use, you know,
Speaker 2: in labs. Yeah, I trained this mouse to go through
Speaker 2: this maze. I'm gonna send it over you. You can
Speaker 2: give it a try.
Speaker 4: If you got prison time for mailing a mouse and.
Speaker 2: I could see it because it could die, so you
Speaker 2: could go to prison for I don't think he would
Speaker 2: go to the Post office. Ship live animals?
Speaker 4: Maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You can ship. I'm more if we don't answer this correctly,
Speaker 2: you're gonna end up in jail. Yeah, ship no butterfly.
Speaker 4: But all right, we need an answer.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go with body organs.
Speaker 3: Nowadays, the Post Office is much more developed and regimented,
Speaker 3: but back in the nineteen twenties you could send pretty
Speaker 3: much anything you could dream of and one hundred years ago,
Speaker 3: no profession took more advantage of that than scientists. Now
Speaker 3: there's a special delivery for medications, lab materials, et cetera.
Speaker 3: But before that was created, it was not uncommon for
Speaker 3: postage were to find out that people were shipping things
Speaker 3: such as dead birds or rats which had scarlet fever, diphtheria,
Speaker 3: or smallpox through the mail, along with other dangerous and
Speaker 3: infectious diseases.
Speaker 2: Diseases, diseases, diseases.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, didn't get it right. So somebody wanted
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Speaker 3: It up to the challenge of arrival, and the last
Speaker 3: notes of her stocks is.
Speaker 2: Praying the night Headie's watching us.
Speaker 1: All with that was taking a really long time, but
Speaker 1: I'm glad we waited for that note. Yeah, definitely, that's
Speaker 1: your shock collar question of the day. Your phone taps
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