Speaker 1: I'm glind to see you fall in and Lee arrived.
Speaker 2: I've been here a hotel. I'm waiting for you. You're
Speaker 2: gonna know it listening to.
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the moan and and I'll be
Speaker 1: watching it is clover.
Speaker 2: How do you know?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Enjoy, we're sixty seconds from your shot collar question of
Speaker 2: the day. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And
Speaker 2: I rarely say this, but if we all come together
Speaker 2: with our listeners, we have the opportunity to change the world.
Speaker 4: There is a lot of power in that.
Speaker 2: Digital Jake, you're gonna be in charge?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Can I count on you? I've always wanted you to
Speaker 2: ask me that. Yes, of course, all right, thank you
Speaker 2: for accepting your mission. All right, Jake, go.
Speaker 5: What is he supposed to do?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to tell you what to do? Okay, Jakes,
Speaker 2: I need you to go set up a go fund
Speaker 2: Me asking for four point five million dollars. Why. Because
Speaker 2: this show, Brooke and Jeffrey, along with all of our listeners,
Speaker 2: are about to find out the answer to the age
Speaker 2: old question. Everybody is dying to know. Do aliens exist?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: I do want to know?
Speaker 4: But again, why we need the money. I don't get
Speaker 4: the correlation.
Speaker 2: Any of our listeners are like me and believe the
Speaker 2: truth is out there. We need to put our money
Speaker 2: where our mouths are. Because a large cattle ranch that
Speaker 2: borders Area fifty one is up for sale right now.
Speaker 2: That's the price of the cattle rank for the first
Speaker 2: time in decades, it's eighty acres of land. They're only
Speaker 2: asking for four and a half million dollars.
Speaker 4: So do we just put the cows out there and
Speaker 4: see which one gets abducted first? Is that what we do?
Speaker 2: I like that idea. Okay, I mean, do you want
Speaker 2: to be neighbors with the US military? I say yes, please.
Speaker 2: Apparently there's a black mailbox, which I assume is some
Speaker 2: sort of portal or a secret access point to an
Speaker 2: underground alien brothel.
Speaker 4: You pull it in the wrong round opens up, yeah,
Speaker 4: and then there's like sexy aliens down below.
Speaker 2: Absolutely doing dances for everybody. But we need four point
Speaker 2: five million, Brooke, maybe you could front us the first
Speaker 2: four million and then you will come up with the
Speaker 2: rest of the five hundred kuband okay, all right, we're
Speaker 2: gonna work on that. We're gonna find out if aliens exist.
Speaker 2: And now that that's handled and we've saved the world
Speaker 2: in that way, let's say the world in a different
Speaker 2: way by doing the shot collar question of to day.
Speaker 2: We have a bucket full of names. We're gonna draw
Speaker 2: one out. See who gets asked a trivia question. If
Speaker 2: you answer wrong, the punishment is a jolt to the
Speaker 2: neck while singing a song. So text into seven eighty
Speaker 2: five nine two and tell us what you want to hear.
Speaker 2: Brook is drawing a name out because she had the
Speaker 2: shot call the last who'd you get?
Speaker 6: Brook?
Speaker 4: I got a brook little kink fox? Oh just a
Speaker 4: little one?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's your alien dancer stage name.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 5: We're not talking about sexual king. She has like a
Speaker 5: kink in her back.
Speaker 2: Right, It's funny, Jose, all right, Brooke is putting on
Speaker 2: the shot collar. While that happens digital Jake rid us
Speaker 2: the shot collar question of the Day.
Speaker 7: One hundred years ago, you could send almost anything in
Speaker 7: the mail. There are records of an entire building being
Speaker 7: shipped brick by brick, with one stamp on each brick.
Speaker 7: A certain drugs like heroin or cocaine or opium were
Speaker 7: okay to send. A couple in Ohio once mailed their
Speaker 7: eight month old son to his grandmother because it was
Speaker 7: cheaper than driving him.
Speaker 5: To grandma and grandpa.
Speaker 7: But did you know that scientists used to ship something
Speaker 7: back and forth to each other that would be one
Speaker 7: hundred percent illegal today?
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 5: Scares me?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Mail scientists? Huh? The first thing I think is like
Speaker 4: some sort of nuclear Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: They blowed.
Speaker 4: Any like body thing off someone woul they send like
Speaker 4: blood or anything like that because you couldn't do that
Speaker 4: now because of like you can't send people's organs through
Speaker 4: the mail, right, this you can't, but it's not bad,
Speaker 4: it's not a bad idea. Or maybe just a whole body,
Speaker 4: a whole cadaver. Yeah, wow, Well I'm just saying they
Speaker 4: use those a lot.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't you still nowadays be able to ship that? Just
Speaker 5: it's obviously going to be I don't think.
Speaker 4: I don't think the Post Office is in charge of
Speaker 4: it for science.
Speaker 1: Like it's like, hey, this is going to you know,
Speaker 1: Oxford University, And this.
Speaker 4: Is a still think you have to have like.
Speaker 1: When people die, you mail, you ship you know bodies,
Speaker 1: you know, do you.
Speaker 4: Have special it's special.
Speaker 5: Casket?
Speaker 4: Right, But it's not by the Post Office sending it.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're in the post Office airline.
Speaker 4: Like my friend owns a company who is actually the
Speaker 4: person who brings bodies from hospitals to funeral homes and
Speaker 4: like all over in between. He's not the post Office.
Speaker 5: So any kidaver is a local person. Like if I'm
Speaker 5: I feel like.
Speaker 2: We're way off the question now, maybe let's reset. Can
Speaker 2: you give us the question one more time?
Speaker 7: One d years ago, the Post Office was more lawless
Speaker 7: than a gender revealed party in Florida. Pretty much whatever
Speaker 7: you wanted through them, including something by people in the
Speaker 7: field of science. If you tried it today, not only
Speaker 7: would you be arrested and fined, but you might also
Speaker 7: serve prison time as well. What was it?
Speaker 4: What about lab rats or monkeys that they use, you know,
Speaker 4: in labs. Yeah, I trained this mouse to go through
Speaker 4: this maze. I'm going to send it over you. You
Speaker 4: can give it a try.
Speaker 2: If you got prison time for mailing a mouse and.
Speaker 4: I couldn't see it because it could die, so you
Speaker 4: could go to prison for I don't think we would
Speaker 4: go to the Post Office ship live animals. Maybe I
Speaker 4: don't know you. I'm worried that if we don't answer
Speaker 4: this correctly, you're gonna end up in jailah ship no butterfly.
Speaker 2: But all right, we need an answer.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna go with body organs.
Speaker 7: Nowadays the post office is much more developed and regimented,
Speaker 7: but back in the nineteen twenties you could send pretty
Speaker 7: much anything you could dream of, and one hundred years ago,
Speaker 7: no profession took more advantage of that than scientists. Now
Speaker 7: there's a special delivery for medications, lab materials, et cetera.
Speaker 7: But before that was created, it was not uncommon for
Speaker 7: postage workers to find out that people were shipping things
Speaker 7: such as dead birds or rats which had scarlet fever, diphtheria,
Speaker 7: or smallpox through the mail, along with other dangerous and
Speaker 7: infectious diseases animals.
Speaker 4: Diseases, diseases, diseases.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, didn't get it right. So somebody wanted
Speaker 2: to hear Eye of the Tiger by Survivor.
Speaker 8: It's the iile of the tigers, the thrill of the
Speaker 8: fight rising up to the challenge of arrival, and the
Speaker 8: last note survivor stocks is.
Speaker 2: Praying the night Headie's watching us.
Speaker 1: All with.
Speaker 2: The that was taking a really long time, but I'm
Speaker 2: glad we waited for that note. Yeah, definitely, that's your
Speaker 2: shock collar question of the.
Speaker 9: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Certain groups of people just get perks that others don't like.
Speaker 2: Seniors get special discounts when they go to a buffet
Speaker 2: or something. Athletes get girlfriends and blondes. Well, they get
Speaker 2: their drinks paid for, their first glad, their first class
Speaker 2: seat upgraded, and playing.
Speaker 1: Blonde.
Speaker 4: And that's never happened to me.
Speaker 2: Who wrote this, alexis Oh, okay, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: say no, okay, all this makes sense now. Anyway, one
Speaker 2: of our listeners told us that he was tired of
Speaker 2: just being treated like an average dude, so he devised
Speaker 2: the plan to get some special treatment wherever he went.
Speaker 2: And I'll just say it's not legal, but you're gonna
Speaker 2: be shocked when you find out what he did in
Speaker 2: a brand new girl. He didn't go that far. You'll
Speaker 2: find out in a brand new mass speaker coming up,
Speaker 2: hear me confession, I can't take back armed.
Speaker 6: Mouse speaker.
Speaker 2: Someone texted into seven eight five nine two. I once
Speaker 2: say three legos and only two came out.
Speaker 4: Where did the other one go?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure who texted that? But how old were
Speaker 2: you when this happened? Are we talking five or thirty five?
Speaker 4: I don't be judge. Okay, that's not what this space
Speaker 4: is for.
Speaker 2: You're right, no judgment here. But if you do have
Speaker 2: something lodged deep inside of you that needs to come out,
Speaker 2: you can expunge it right here on our show. And
Speaker 2: one of our listeners wants to release his inner lego.
Speaker 2: He's chosen the fake name William. So William, welcome to
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 6: Thank for having me.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Well your voice doesn't even need to
Speaker 2: be filtered. You have a wonderful voice.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, but anyway, all right, William, we do we
Speaker 2: are turning the voice changer on for you. You are now
Speaker 2: the mass speaker. So let's hear your confession.
Speaker 6: Okay. So I take the train to work. You know,
Speaker 6: it's it's nice and convenient, and I get my exercise,
Speaker 6: get my steps in walking to and from the station.
Speaker 6: It's it's pretty good.
Speaker 4: It always seemed like such a like cool, like hipster
Speaker 4: thing to do. You know, it's like listening to a
Speaker 4: record player and taking the train to work.
Speaker 6: Yeah, save me money. It saves me money. On both
Speaker 6: the car and like I don't have to go to
Speaker 6: the gym. It's pretty great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a lot of friends that take the
Speaker 2: train and they.
Speaker 4: Love it because sounds nice just to sit kind of
Speaker 4: ease into your day.
Speaker 6: I've been on a train since I was a kid,
Speaker 6: so for some reason, like there's been kind of like
Speaker 6: an uptick and like older people taking the train and
Speaker 6: that's that's great. But my only real gripe about that
Speaker 6: is that they take up all the seats. Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: because you know, old person gets on the train, you're gonna,
Speaker 6: you know, get up and give them your seats. They
Speaker 6: end up standing the rest of the ride.
Speaker 4: I mean, but how did those old ladies carry around
Speaker 4: such big bags?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, a lot of people do, like their grocery shopping
Speaker 6: or stuff like that. A lot of them they have
Speaker 6: bags with them, so like they really like to sit down.
Speaker 4: Oh god, those old people are really taking that away
Speaker 4: from you.
Speaker 6: I know, they'd have to have everything right.
Speaker 2: Selfish, I mean, but what can you really do you
Speaker 2: need to be courteous.
Speaker 6: Well, I found a workaround, and this is terrible, and
Speaker 6: I know you're gonna judge me, but that's why I'm
Speaker 6: calling you guys, I started wearing a baby beorn on
Speaker 6: the train.
Speaker 8: No, oh baby, I don't understand like a like a baby,
Speaker 8: a front carrier for a baby.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, but the backpack you wear in your front
Speaker 6: to carry around the baby.
Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, I don't have kids.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I went to the third store. I got like
Speaker 6: a life sized baby doll. No, it all waddled up.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: I've been doing it for about three buds and it's
Speaker 6: been going pretty well.
Speaker 5: No, I don't want to hear that.
Speaker 4: And I bet you get all the attention. It's like
Speaker 4: when I would carry my babies around, no one would
Speaker 4: give me the time of day. It's just another mother
Speaker 4: with another crying kid. When my husband would carry those babies,
Speaker 4: it was like he was a golden angel walking.
Speaker 6: You're poor man, You're bad. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean is it good attention or is it bad attention?
Speaker 2: Because I feel like if I was on the train,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, why is this dude taking his baby
Speaker 2: into work every day?
Speaker 6: Look, you don't know my daycare situations.
Speaker 2: Some work some workplaces do offer daycare.
Speaker 4: And just the only person on the train judging and
Speaker 4: acting participating for the.
Speaker 5: Third babycause the same baby.
Speaker 4: I mean, what do you do when the old people
Speaker 4: obviously are fawning over you?
Speaker 6: Great question, And I've had people give me that look
Speaker 6: like show me your baby. And so when I do
Speaker 6: that habit swaddled and I'll occasionally give it a little
Speaker 6: bounce and if someone starts talking to me, I'll give
Speaker 6: them the baby sleeping book.
Speaker 2: And they can't tell that it's a doll.
Speaker 6: Even if somebody caught me, right, they don't know that,
Speaker 6: Like you know, we live in the age of like
Speaker 6: mental health awareness. They don't know this might be like
Speaker 6: a coping mechanism.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that can be like amort doll.
Speaker 2: Actually that's a good idea, Okay, god, I mean it's
Speaker 2: it's risky. Like you, you're telling me you've never been
Speaker 2: caught and no one's busted you for this.
Speaker 6: I almost got caught a few weeks ago. So basically
Speaker 6: what happened with this is that I was drinking some coffee,
Speaker 6: oh no, and we hit like a bump and I
Speaker 6: spilled some coffee and it spilled on like the baby's head.
Speaker 9: Dud.
Speaker 4: You guys, I have actually gotten chastised by a total
Speaker 4: stranger for drinking coffee while having my baby on my chest?
Speaker 2: What what happened when you say build on your fake baby?
Speaker 6: Didn't? Everyone kind of like looked at me all crazy,
Speaker 6: and fortunately we were coming up for a stop. So
Speaker 6: what I did was I just matched their panic and
Speaker 6: I was like, oh oh no oh, and I ran
Speaker 6: out of there as fast as I could.
Speaker 4: Yeah, baby, that's not crying.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So that brings me to stepping my game up
Speaker 6: because I have this suspicious lady. Now who's always there.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a suspicious lady.
Speaker 6: There's this a lady that was on the train to
Speaker 6: watch this happen. Okay, So because of this happening, what
Speaker 6: I did was I got one of those like a
Speaker 6: little voice recorder kind of like like a tiny little
Speaker 6: one that I could keep hidden, and I keep it
Speaker 6: hidden in the baby born and it has just like
Speaker 6: an hour of periodic baby stop.
Speaker 2: Wow, this is elaborate. You don't sound like you're ashamed
Speaker 2: of this or embarrassed at all.
Speaker 6: I honestly think I'm an innovator.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he is one step away from using that baby
Speaker 4: to get on a plane early.
Speaker 5: Oh, don't give them the idea.
Speaker 4: Transit sponsored by cabbage Patch.
Speaker 2: Well text into seven eight, five nine, two. If you
Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can
Speaker 2: hide your identity by masking your voice and you can
Speaker 2: become the next mass speaker. Phone tab coming up.
Speaker 9: Next, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: One of the most popular pranks that we do is
Speaker 2: called to catch a Cheater. Yeah, if you think your
Speaker 2: significant other has been fooling around behind your back, we
Speaker 2: can help try and expose them on the radio to
Speaker 2: give you a little bit of karmic justice. Why we
Speaker 2: only do them a few times a year because it's
Speaker 2: so rare that we actually get a request. But the
Speaker 2: other day a woman did reach out saying she just
Speaker 2: caught her boyfriend kissing another woman on their doorbell security camp.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, idiot.
Speaker 2: So we wanted to assist by putting one of our
Speaker 2: our best man on the job. His name Old Alan
Speaker 2: winter Bottom. It's your special to catch a cheater phone
Speaker 2: tap right now the twenties.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, is this Victoria's boyfriend?
Speaker 3: Excuse me?
Speaker 1: You're Luke right, you're Victoria's main squeeze.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is Luke.
Speaker 6: Who is this?
Speaker 1: My name is Alan winter Bottom. I work for the
Speaker 1: security service that protects your house. You know all the
Speaker 1: dew hickeys and the alarm thing of the jiggers. Yeah yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna lay it out there or and as
Speaker 1: the kids would say, I'm gonna keep it one Hundi.
Speaker 3: I'm busy over here.
Speaker 6: Could you get to your point? Play?
Speaker 1: Okay? Well you weren't home, but I was putting in
Speaker 1: a security patch for your system, and I took a
Speaker 1: look see at the footage, and oh, wowie's aUI yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw you doing the tonsil tangle with some cute
Speaker 1: little blonde last Friday on your doorstep. What and it
Speaker 1: certainly wasn't Victoria. I don't know what you're talking about,
Speaker 1: and you are not. It's hard to get the words
Speaker 1: out is before you.
Speaker 3: Cramps. I would be real, real careful right now if
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: You don't worry.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna tell Victoria or nothing. It bros.
Speaker 2: Before you know the other thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you think you saw, but that
Speaker 3: girl was just a friend.
Speaker 1: So nothing that we're talking about here, Matt. You know,
Speaker 1: you know I have a friend to his name's Rupert.
Speaker 1: And after we played chess, I don't slam my tongue
Speaker 1: down his dentures like you did.
Speaker 3: Hey, check your eye though, Man, you didn't see anything.
Speaker 1: Look, so I'm not trying to scribble on your dribble.
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking that you and me could have a
Speaker 1: kind of arrangement.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, an arrangement. Now you're gonna You're gonna make
Speaker 3: me an offer.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm just saying, maybe you could put in a
Speaker 1: good word with your side piece, because you know, I
Speaker 1: saw it. I saw her on the footage there, and
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking if she'll look up with you, then
Speaker 1: you mean she'd probably hook up with anybody.
Speaker 3: All right, piece, you've had your fun.
Speaker 1: I haven't had any fun yet. I just want to
Speaker 1: get nutter buttered like I'm sixty five again. God, So
Speaker 1: how much are you paying her? Because I'll go have
Speaker 1: Zi's with you.
Speaker 3: You need to shut up and forget this call ever happened.
Speaker 6: That's what you need to You'll be.
Speaker 1: Just like the fly in w. Linda's. You remember those
Speaker 1: guys the acrobat.
Speaker 3: I don't remember from nineteen ten.
Speaker 10: Get off the phone.
Speaker 1: Oh it was quite a show, but it would be
Speaker 1: It would be you, me and her. I'll invite a
Speaker 1: couple of my friends over from the senior Home and
Speaker 1: we could all get a little bendy together.
Speaker 3: You're the most discussing senior citizen I've ever Listen.
Speaker 1: I've already cleared this with my nurse as long as
Speaker 1: she can watch, and she's cool with it, and she
Speaker 1: knows my body better than anybody.
Speaker 3: Eat and your.
Speaker 1: Grandma, listen.
Speaker 10: I don't know who you are because this is a
Speaker 10: joke to you.
Speaker 1: You don't think I could compete. Let's spice things up. Huh,
Speaker 1: big boy, I don't know.
Speaker 3: What you're talking about.
Speaker 6: You're crazy, man.
Speaker 1: I'm bringing out my wheel of love and let's see
Speaker 1: what it lands on. Oh, come on, daddy, Oh would
Speaker 1: you look at that it landed on? You're having lunch
Speaker 1: at my back door.
Speaker 6: Give me an address right now.
Speaker 1: You're a bib on their buckaroo.
Speaker 3: Give me your sandras right now.
Speaker 1: No, don't worry. I'm gonna make sure that i'm regular
Speaker 1: that day for you. I'm gonna eat lots and lots
Speaker 1: of dates.
Speaker 3: I'm not anymore Grandpa. I'm calling a company and I'm
Speaker 3: getting you inspired.
Speaker 1: Oh. You know who you should call is your girlfriend first,
Speaker 1: because she's the one who sets you up for this.
Speaker 1: Bring phone call. Huh? How do you like them? Apples.
Speaker 9: What.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she knows you're cheating on her.
Speaker 6: Bro, What is going on?
Speaker 2: My name is jeff I work on a radio show
Speaker 2: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And your girlfriend
Speaker 2: contacted us because she found the doorbell footage of you
Speaker 2: making out with that blonde girl at your house.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't believe you.
Speaker 2: It's true, man, That's how I know about it. And
Speaker 2: because obviously I'm not an old guy and I don't
Speaker 2: work for the security company, as Victoria reached out and
Speaker 2: wanted us to pass the message to you, it's over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe when I see it.
Speaker 2: Well, what you're gonna see is all of your stuff
Speaker 2: out on the front lawn of your home.
Speaker 10: You have no idea what you're talking about, who you're
Speaker 10: messing with here.
Speaker 2: It was a pleasure talking to you, though. You sound
Speaker 2: like a really great guy.
Speaker 3: Screw yourself now.
Speaker 1: I already did.
Speaker 9: Weak up every morning with fulm taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 9: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Listeners may not realize this, but we consider Brook Fox
Speaker 2: to be our show's own superhero. While Wonder Woman may
Speaker 2: have her golden Lasso of truth, Brook has some fake
Speaker 2: gold earrings, but she can throat the cashier and if
Speaker 2: her coupon's not accepted, yeah, right in the.
Speaker 4: Eye, oh eye green, if you leave me.
Speaker 2: While Wonder Woman has two supersonic bracelets that can block bullets,
Speaker 2: Brook wears a pair of glasses so thick they could
Speaker 2: shield a family of four from a nuclear blast.
Speaker 4: That's actually true, dude, I can start fires wherever.
Speaker 2: While those tools aren't super helpful when it comes to radio,
Speaker 2: I have a superhero. Brook chooses to use her mind
Speaker 2: of steel to aid our listeners, and there's never been
Speaker 2: more pressure on her than today because a budding marriage
Speaker 2: is on the line and it all comes down to
Speaker 2: what advice she has in the most important awkward Tuesday
Speaker 2: phone call we're going to do all year. Oh man,
Speaker 2: help you better get them round, okay, because brand new
Speaker 2: awkward Tuesdays coming up next. It's awkward, It's Tuesday. It's
Speaker 2: awkward Tuesday phone call where we've been doing a segment
Speaker 2: on our show recently called the mass Speaker, where if
Speaker 2: someone has a big confession that they want to make
Speaker 2: while staying anonymous, we can change their voice. So we
Speaker 2: can do that right here on the show as the
Speaker 2: voice But what if it's more than just wanting to
Speaker 2: get something off your chest. What if they actually need
Speaker 2: to tell someone and they want help on how to
Speaker 2: say it to them. Wait, that's where the awkward Tuesday
Speaker 2: phone call can come in, and it's the right fit
Speaker 2: for today's caller. Seth, Seth, we are not altering your voice?
Speaker 2: And what did you do?
Speaker 6: It sounds so much worse.
Speaker 3: It's not great.
Speaker 4: It's not great. But it's not that bad, is what
Speaker 4: you're saying.
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I guess I'll let you have to. Let you guys decide.
Speaker 3: It's it's sticky, for sure.
Speaker 4: You do not okay, sticky.
Speaker 2: You came to the right place.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey was going to jump all over.
Speaker 2: Let's let's start by finding out who you need to
Speaker 2: confess to. Who are we going to be talking to
Speaker 2: you today?
Speaker 3: Well, it's actually my fiance.
Speaker 5: That's just escalated.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's a lot on the line. How long
Speaker 4: have you kept whatever this is from her or him?
Speaker 3: Three years and three months?
Speaker 4: WHOA? So you you know like this is an incident
Speaker 4: because if you know the exact.
Speaker 3: Date, I mean, I can't stop thinking about it, and
Speaker 3: it's kind of screwing me up.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, tell us about your fiance. What's their name.
Speaker 3: Her name is Tawny, and we have been engaged for
Speaker 3: three months. We started dating about three years before that,
Speaker 3: so we got engaged on our three year anniversary.
Speaker 4: And so you've been holding this from her literally your
Speaker 4: entire relationship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And and it came up for a reason. So
Speaker 3: back in the day, we started as co workers and
Speaker 3: became friends first. Okay, it's like, always had a crush
Speaker 3: on her, but she was always dating other guys, and
Speaker 3: it's just I never really had a chance.
Speaker 2: It's crazy some girls, Like I literally was talking to
Speaker 2: a girl a couple of weeks ago, just got out
Speaker 2: of a relationship.
Speaker 5: She's like, I need sick some time for me. Two
Speaker 5: weeks later, already in another relationship.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, yes, totally. And especially if you're interested
Speaker 3: in someone, you don't want to just be a rebound.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to.
Speaker 3: But then if you wait too much time, then you
Speaker 3: totally miss your window.
Speaker 5: I feel you, bro, It's like it's such a timing thing.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 4: That is a predicament for sure, But if you wait
Speaker 4: too long to be gone, the good news is you
Speaker 4: timed it right because you guys started dating.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, but that's okay, so I might have timed
Speaker 3: it right and also taking some action. So before we
Speaker 3: even got together, just friends, she was going out with
Speaker 3: this guy, just dating, but she'd really excited about him,
Speaker 3: and she'd tell me about him after their first initial dates.
Speaker 3: Super good looking, dentist, like volunteer work for kids, came
Speaker 3: from a pretty rich family. Apparently like brutal dude.
Speaker 4: She was dating Prince Harry exactly what.
Speaker 3: It sounds like, and you had to hear all about it, yeah,
Speaker 3: and of course I got jealous.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So one night, when we're hanging out at her place,
Speaker 3: we sort of stopped off in between a happy hour
Speaker 3: and then going back out with another group of friends.
Speaker 4: Okay, so it was just YouTube back at her place
Speaker 4: when you were still friends.
Speaker 3: Right, exactly, for like a beer bathroom re up and
Speaker 3: then we'll go. And so she left her phone out
Speaker 3: and I look over and I see that it vibrates
Speaker 3: and it's a text from the other guy and he's
Speaker 3: asking her out on like a probably like a third date.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, mister mister perfect.
Speaker 3: And I panicked. I definitely didn't want them to keep
Speaker 3: going out. So I went into her phone and deleted
Speaker 3: the tech. I went into the contacts and I changed
Speaker 3: the guy's phone number, and then I went and I
Speaker 3: blocked his real number. So she thought that he just
Speaker 3: ghosted her, and she was obviously upset for a while,
Speaker 3: but I was there for her, and because I was
Speaker 3: there for that led us being together for the last
Speaker 3: three years.
Speaker 4: Wow, you are an evil genius.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I never would have thought of taking the next
Speaker 2: step to make sure they can never reach each other again.
Speaker 2: It's so smart.
Speaker 4: Blocking was a good movie.
Speaker 3: I was kind of taking a risk, like maybe they
Speaker 3: were already connected on like Snapchatter, Instagram.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's one of those things like when you're
Speaker 4: dating somebody and you're only a couple dates in, you're
Speaker 4: not gonna look so thirsty that then you're gonna DM
Speaker 4: them on a bunch of different social media platforms.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So what happened, Well, I mean, ever since our relationship
Speaker 3: has been so amazing, Like I basically have forgotten about it.
Speaker 3: It's been so long, But now we're trying to do
Speaker 3: it right and like a really good solid foundation for
Speaker 3: a relationships that we've been doing, like this pre marriage counseling,
Speaker 3: and the counselor said, how important it is for us
Speaker 3: to be completely open and honest about everything from a
Speaker 3: base level that we had, like start with a really
Speaker 3: clean slate.
Speaker 4: Do you think so you're feeling guilty because you're sitting
Speaker 4: in counseling and being like, yes, honesty very important. Holding
Speaker 4: this from her.
Speaker 3: I have told her everything except for this one thing.
Speaker 4: Do you think she'll be upset?
Speaker 3: Wouldn't you?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean it's been three years, like and.
Speaker 5: You're in love now. I mean, yeah, it wouldn't have
Speaker 5: been for your move.
Speaker 1: It was sketchy, right, you guys wouldn't be where you
Speaker 1: are today, right.
Speaker 4: Unless she's still secretly thinking about this one guy who
Speaker 4: got away. I mean that is the that's the worst
Speaker 4: case scenario.
Speaker 5: That's true. I didn't think of that.
Speaker 2: Does that happen? Do girls say yes to proposals while
Speaker 2: thinking about another guy?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Why do you think there's so many divorces in the world, Jeffrey?
Speaker 2: Are you speaking from personal experience? What's going on?
Speaker 4: You know, I love my husband and I am so
Speaker 4: glad that I'm with him, But I definitely could.
Speaker 2: See yourself with a dentist that was much richer and
Speaker 2: more handsome. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: It's an option.
Speaker 2: Okay, she's still thinking about that homeless guy she used
Speaker 2: to date that got away. So Seth, what do you
Speaker 2: want to do with your awkward Tuesday phone call right now?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I needed a sounding board, like I
Speaker 3: haven't told the counselor, I haven't told.
Speaker 2: My friends, So we're going to call her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that we need to. I need to
Speaker 3: do this, like, I trust this counselor, and I can't
Speaker 3: just have this holding over, Like what am I going
Speaker 3: to do another five years?
Speaker 4: Sounds like you need this and why do it in
Speaker 4: a counseling session when that costs money and you can
Speaker 4: do it here for Yeah?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Man. I feel really bad because Brooke, you have
Speaker 2: a lot of pressure on you right now to give
Speaker 2: some really good advice to say, yeah, you're the only
Speaker 2: one that knows anything about this, So yeah, I'm bow
Speaker 2: Let's play a song. You're awful, come back. We'll have
Speaker 2: Brook give you some great advice. It probably will be yeah,
Speaker 2: and then we'll let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call,
Speaker 2: right Seth? All right, all right, hold on, it's awkward.
Speaker 4: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Contrary to what a lot
Speaker 2: of people think about us, our show wants every single
Speaker 2: marriage to start off on a good note.
Speaker 5: Successful.
Speaker 2: That means trust, love, of course, a little healthy experimentation
Speaker 2: sprinkled in there.
Speaker 4: I mean if both parties are willing.
Speaker 2: Both parties are willing, even if they don't say that.
Speaker 4: Now we're getting to do it's healthy.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: That's why this call is good. It's a good experiment
Speaker 2: for us because we've never had such a big secret
Speaker 2: that we've needed to help a listener with before. And
Speaker 2: we're going to be relying mainly on Brooke to take
Speaker 2: us through the forest of lives because she's the expert.
Speaker 5: And we need an adult.
Speaker 4: Better.
Speaker 2: What do you got for Seth?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 4: I saith, I know you feel guilty because right now
Speaker 4: your vibe is kind of dark, right, Okay, So we
Speaker 4: don't want her to feel that way, so we're going
Speaker 4: to deliver the same news. What do you think about this?
Speaker 4: You have a radio station behind you which has music,
Speaker 4: so I'm thinking when you're ready to tell the story,
Speaker 4: we play something like this. What do you think, Seth? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you know what the term gaslighting means.
Speaker 2: It's just like you know.
Speaker 9: It could be.
Speaker 4: I love the story of how you met instead of
Speaker 4: like a sad story about how you've been hiding a deep,
Speaker 4: dark secret for three years from her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to jump in here, seth and just
Speaker 2: say I think you're better off on your own. Let's
Speaker 2: just do this. Yeah, I'm deleting that permanently from our system.
Speaker 8: That no, no, I love you, expecting it to pop
Speaker 8: up now.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, where's gonna keep in her back pocket? Just again,
Speaker 2: We'll jump in when we feel like you need a
Speaker 2: little bit of help.
Speaker 6: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, it's me.
Speaker 9: Hey, what is up? Mabe?
Speaker 10: I did not sorry, just didn't.
Speaker 3: Didn't recognize Oh no, no, yeah, I think my phone
Speaker 3: number is doing something weird. It's it's there must be.
Speaker 10: Something because here in the office, like we've had internet
Speaker 10: connection trouble all day and I don't get it.
Speaker 3: That must be it anyway, good?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: What's that?
Speaker 3: Butten before I get into it, I just I want
Speaker 3: to say how how much I love you and you
Speaker 3: are the most amazing person I've ever met in my life.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I would do anything for you and to be with you.
Speaker 3: And you know about our premierriage counseling, and it's been
Speaker 3: going pretty great so far. Like I'm I'm glad you
Speaker 3: talked me into it.
Speaker 10: You me too. I think it's doing really good stuff
Speaker 10: for us. I mean, sorry, but where's this going?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, there's just there. I have told you everything
Speaker 3: in my life, down to details that I haven't told
Speaker 3: anybody else. But there's only one thing you need to know.
Speaker 3: I have to get it off my chest.
Speaker 10: Oh okay this, and now I'm a little scared, but
Speaker 10: uh yeah, I'll go for it.
Speaker 3: You remember, like right before we start art of dating,
Speaker 3: you're seeing this guy and he was a dentist.
Speaker 10: Oh you mean John.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think anyway, when you're seeing him, you seem so
Speaker 3: excited about him, and I was. I was honestly super jealous.
Speaker 10: I mean I could I get that because he was
Speaker 10: he was awesome and it was great. And I still
Speaker 10: don't get what happened.
Speaker 9: But whatever.
Speaker 3: I know you thought that he ghosted you, and that's
Speaker 3: not totally true. Yeah he did. Do you know listen,
Speaker 3: I did something stupid. Okay, he actually he texted you
Speaker 3: asking you out again. And you weren't in the room,
Speaker 3: and I saw it on your phone and I went
Speaker 3: in and I I deleted the text. What I know,
Speaker 3: I panicked and I knew I was super into you,
Speaker 3: and I blocked his number. And so that's the real
Speaker 3: reason you never got his message. And obviously I feel
Speaker 3: incredibly guilty about that. Oh, Honnie, are you still there?
Speaker 10: Yeah? You know what?
Speaker 3: It's cool?
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Wait, it's cool, it's cool.
Speaker 4: Wait, just hang up. I think we leave it right there.
Speaker 10: Jeffrey, Uh you what? Who are all these people? Hello?
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, TONI, Hi, TONI, it's cool.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 2: Who's the We're friends of John the dentist.
Speaker 3: They're not No, they're not, hon know, they're not. Let
Speaker 3: me get ahead of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, se I'm just kidding, Tawni.
Speaker 2: We're a morning radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the Morning.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, I just I need a little bit
Speaker 3: of help and back up telling you this. And so
Speaker 3: this is a joke, right, this is like, oh, it's
Speaker 3: not a joke, right, I don't understand why. It's just cool?
Speaker 4: Why are you questioning about set?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: Take it?
Speaker 3: Man, if you have ever met my lovely fiance, you
Speaker 3: would know that nothing is just that there's got to
Speaker 3: be why.
Speaker 4: You think she is lying. You think it's one of
Speaker 4: those I'm fine answers or.
Speaker 3: Something, definitely, and I'm fine tany what. There's nothing, there's
Speaker 3: no reaction.
Speaker 10: I mean, I actually I'm pretty kind of it's fine.
Speaker 10: I mean, I think everybody's allowed to keep some secrets
Speaker 10: from their spout, and so I don't blame you. I mean,
Speaker 10: if I do, if that's normal.
Speaker 3: That's totally not what our counselor said. I'm doing this
Speaker 3: because our counselor, you said that we were totally bought in,
Speaker 3: and our counselor said we had to tell each other everything.
Speaker 5: This is why he called us. He was all stressed
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 10: Well, I mean things that I think that are like
Speaker 10: relevant or you probably want to know about, or like
Speaker 10: should know about. But there's a few things I keep
Speaker 10: for myself.
Speaker 9: So I.
Speaker 4: Could see Tony where that would be fine if it
Speaker 4: like didn't involve your fiance maybe at all. But like
Speaker 4: this was, I mean, why would you want him to
Speaker 4: keep this? This? This is like the start of your guys' relationship.
Speaker 4: It's how you came to be a couple.
Speaker 10: I mean I don't love it, that's for sure, But
Speaker 10: I mean he is great that you.
Speaker 3: Are not, like specifically not sharing with me, even though
Speaker 3: the counselor.
Speaker 10: Really I mean, there's something like two really big things
Speaker 10: that that I don't tell anyone, So.
Speaker 4: Fine, tell us, Tony, Tony, why aren't you telling him
Speaker 4: the two really big things?
Speaker 10: Because I'm allowed to keep secrets. I mean, just because
Speaker 10: I'm going to get married to you doesn't mean now
Speaker 10: I have to suddenly tell you every day.
Speaker 5: That's what the counselor says.
Speaker 2: No, she wants to keep a little mystery in the relationship.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 10: How about some privacy about personal stuff?
Speaker 4: Can Tony? Can I ask what these things change Seth's
Speaker 4: opinion about you?
Speaker 3: I don't WHOA. That was way too long of a silence.
Speaker 3: You know all of my secrets now, and you're telling
Speaker 3: me that you have two, which means you've thought about it, right,
Speaker 3: and I don't know two of yours. Maybe we need
Speaker 3: to bring this up back with the counselor again. Maybe
Speaker 3: we need a third party.
Speaker 2: That's not no, you are not going Jim like this
Speaker 2: has to jump in.
Speaker 4: I'm agreeing at this point. See, it doesn't sound like
Speaker 4: a couple arguing anymore. It's like a sitcom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, that was not my idea.
Speaker 10: Done talking, you're right, okay.
Speaker 5: Okay, you guys missed it or not done talking a
Speaker 5: lot of trouble.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I feel like Tawny feels fine and Seth
Speaker 4: you're now more upset.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, speak some more secrets, Yeah, makes some more secrets.
Speaker 2: He just he just told you a pretty big secret there, Tony.
Speaker 2: Maybe you want to tell him, maybe not one of
Speaker 2: your big secrets. How about a little secret. Let's just
Speaker 2: crack the door.
Speaker 10: I mean seriously, if I'm going to see it's not.
Speaker 4: Going to be on the radio, but we have the
Speaker 4: music that we could play behind it. That would make
Speaker 4: it more fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you might lighten the blow.
Speaker 4: Oh no, okay, I tried. I got two no's on
Speaker 4: that music the record.
Speaker 3: I never, for the record, I never thought that part
Speaker 3: was a good idea. I just want to voice that.
Speaker 2: But in all seriousness, I think maybe you guys should
Speaker 2: finish the rest of this conversation off the air, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, no, if we need to talk about it
Speaker 3: off and maybe with the counselor or maybe each other.
Speaker 3: Then yeah, let's let's do that.
Speaker 10: I mean, I don't even know if we need to
Speaker 10: go back to the counselor, because I mean I already
Speaker 10: know of your secret.
Speaker 3: This is a two street.
Speaker 5: First road.
Speaker 2: I bet you tell John the dentist, you're two big secrets.
Speaker 3: Of them. No comment, Bring.
Speaker 2: The music back, Bring the music back, Bring.
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Experts have done studies and they found all happy relationships
Speaker 2: come down to basically three things. Love, mutual respect, and
Speaker 2: most importantly, having an assortment of sweet and salty snacks.
Speaker 2: Why do you think jose hooked up last weekend? It's
Speaker 2: because she had a package of Nutter butters right there.
Speaker 4: In her gloved are so good?
Speaker 2: Worth it? Another keystone of every happy relationship is men
Speaker 2: somehow disappointing the women that they're with.
Speaker 4: Never fail.
Speaker 2: It's just part of how this works. And recently, one
Speaker 2: lady on TikTok shared a video that went viral showing
Speaker 2: what her boyfriend did while she was in labor at
Speaker 2: the hospital. This is already not good for him now.
Speaker 2: It was very disappointing, but also very funny. So we're
Speaker 2: gonna play you the audio.
Speaker 5: A couple ideas that.
Speaker 2: You'll find out if you're right.
Speaker 9: Coming up Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: A question that we've all been asking ourselves the last
Speaker 2: five years. When Brooke had her two children, why wasn't
Speaker 2: her husband Michael present for the birds? It's Brook and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. I mean, sure he was there
Speaker 2: in spirit. We should give him credit for that, but
Speaker 2: he was home in chains walk to the water. He
Speaker 2: solved that mystery legs. Oh, okay, now you made it weird.
Speaker 6: Again.
Speaker 2: The reason I bring this up, though, is because a
Speaker 2: woman recently posted a video on TikTok while she was
Speaker 2: in the hospital about to go into labor when this happened.
Speaker 3: So I might go into labor tonight and my boyfriend's
Speaker 3: doing this, babe, why did you bring your Xbox?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm done. I swear it's so bad.
Speaker 5: That was one of the few things in my head.
Speaker 5: I was like, what did you bring up video games
Speaker 5: to say?
Speaker 4: It is so bad that it doesn't really bother me.
Speaker 4: I love that, okay, And the only reason is is
Speaker 4: she's not in labor yet. This stuff takes forever, Alex,
Speaker 4: I don't care it smash it. I mean, I was
Speaker 4: at the hospital for like three days for baby.
Speaker 2: Finally, one point two million people liked that video, and
Speaker 2: obviously a lot of women. Few guys were upset with
Speaker 2: the soon to be father for not paying more attention
Speaker 2: to the woman that's about to deliver his child, but
Speaker 2: fellow gamers commented saying, gamers never stop gaming. Bro, I respect,
Speaker 2: It's like for.
Speaker 5: Instinct, you know, we have three hours. Maybe then that makes.
Speaker 4: It worse for me.
Speaker 9: Yeah. That.
Speaker 2: Because the story got so big, a popular website asked
Speaker 2: the question, how did your dad to be hilariously blow
Speaker 2: it in the delivery room?
Speaker 4: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: And so a lot of people responded these were some
Speaker 2: of the best answers. Number seven said, while I was
Speaker 2: in labor, my husband left and went to McDonald's. He
Speaker 2: came back and ate his McDonald's in front of me.
Speaker 2: He got so full he fell asleep as the baby
Speaker 2: was coming out, and I had to yell at him
Speaker 2: to wake up.
Speaker 4: This sounds close, like I So when you go into
Speaker 4: the hospital, like once you're in labor, you go into
Speaker 4: the triage unit first before they put you into your room.
Speaker 4: So yeah, so I go in there and like waiting
Speaker 4: for a room, and my husband's like, Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go run and grab our stuff because we didn't bring
Speaker 4: our bags with us. An hour goes by and he's
Speaker 4: not back yet, and I'm like, what the hell, I'm scared.
Speaker 4: I'm in pain.
Speaker 5: He's at our friend's house.
Speaker 4: They're drinking beer.
Speaker 1: You get back.
Speaker 2: He's celebrating the birth of your child without you.
Speaker 1: One of them. Don't talk.
Speaker 5: Get me gosh, I'm mad for you.
Speaker 2: Number six says my feet were up in stirrups. I
Speaker 2: was having a hard time and the labor was very painful. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but my husband wanted to help, so he started singing
Speaker 2: Push It by Salt and Peppa. She says it was
Speaker 2: funny at first, but by the third chorus, I really
Speaker 2: didn't appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you keep doing if you gotta laugh at the beginning.
Speaker 4: You're lucky.
Speaker 5: He's a quick one, and then you get out.
Speaker 2: Number five says when it was time for me to push,
Speaker 2: my husband asked the nurse to hold on a sec
Speaker 2: while he changed the channel on the TV to choose
Speaker 2: a more appropriate first show for our son to see
Speaker 2: when he came out. He picked Star Trek Whow Yeah,
Speaker 2: Live Long and prosper little guy man.
Speaker 5: He's like a Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2: But episode one, season one, no spoilers for my baby.
Speaker 2: I don't want to have to go and go back
Speaker 2: and tell him what happened in the first three episodes.
Speaker 5: Don't explain anything.
Speaker 2: If you're just tuning in, we're talking about the most
Speaker 2: hilarious ways soon to be Dad's blew it in the
Speaker 2: hospital delivery room. According to the Moms, Number four says,
Speaker 2: shortly after our baby was born, I was laying in
Speaker 2: the recovery room and my fiance asked if I wouldn't
Speaker 2: mind moving over to the chair so he could use
Speaker 2: the bed to get some sleep. We'd kept him up
Speaker 2: all night.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's when you die. I'm gonna tell you that's
Speaker 4: a bad side. I guess see that he didn't do
Speaker 4: many diaper changes.
Speaker 5: Later in the it might as well be like, you
Speaker 5: know what, I kind of have a headache.
Speaker 2: Can I see a doctor?
Speaker 4: Was painful for me? It really was. That was hard
Speaker 4: for me.
Speaker 2: Number three he says, right as I was doing the
Speaker 2: final push, my husband leaned in and asked, so, are
Speaker 2: you ready to have another one? The nurse glared at
Speaker 2: him and said, sir, this is not the appropriate time.
Speaker 4: I throw the baby at him.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I do. Your husband seems like
Speaker 2: the type that would joke during the pushing part.
Speaker 4: Joking very stressful for him. Oh yeah, it's an intense,
Speaker 4: intense experience. I don't know how people are even telling jokes.
Speaker 2: The number two says, after our baby was born, my
Speaker 2: husband took pictures of her and the incubator, which sweet concept,
Speaker 2: but all the pictures were facing the delivery bed where
Speaker 2: I was in the background naked delivering the placenta. And
Speaker 2: put that one up on the refrigerator at home. And
Speaker 2: the number one most hilarious way assumed to be Dad
Speaker 2: blew it in the hospital delivery room says my husband
Speaker 2: had spent all day on our slip and slide with
Speaker 2: our toddler.
Speaker 4: Already, don't put that word into the different room, please.
Speaker 2: And I went into labor the next day at the hospital.
Speaker 2: While I was in labor, he was watching me and
Speaker 2: looked like he was in some serious pain. I noticed
Speaker 2: him wincing every time I took a breath, so I
Speaker 2: thought he was having sympathy pains, and I asked him, Hey,
Speaker 2: are you okay? And he says, his abs are killing
Speaker 2: him from the slip and slide yesterday.
Speaker 4: I mean, she asked, I got to tell you that
Speaker 4: she shouldn't have.
Speaker 2: That's on you, girl. Yeah, stomach hurt, Yes, Yeah, this
Speaker 2: is awesome. We got some texts coming in from listeners
Speaker 2: telling their stories at seven eight five nine too.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: One text said, when I went into labor, I called
Speaker 2: my boyfriend and I told him to come meet me.
Speaker 2: He went to three different hospitals until he finally found
Speaker 2: the right one. This is something you talk about before, Stressedul.
Speaker 2: Keep your tax coming into seven eight five nine. Tell
Speaker 2: us how you're soon to be Dad blew it in
Speaker 2: the hospital delivery room. Only if it's a funny story. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: keep your sad stores for the other shows like The
Speaker 2: Dad Never.
Speaker 9: Came Back, Ye Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Brooke looking to take the wind Streak up to twelve. Today,
Speaker 2: he'll be playing another first timer on wind Brooks box,
Speaker 2: Annie from Olympia.
Speaker 3: Hello, Annie, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 4: We're doing good and I'm not as much interested in
Speaker 4: how you're doing. I'd like you to give me some
Speaker 4: feedback on how I'm doing with this game, Like when
Speaker 4: you listen what kind of critiques would you give me?
Speaker 7: I mean you're kind of all yeah.
Speaker 4: True, I'll take that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she asked for it.
Speaker 10: It would be nice for you to lose every now
Speaker 10: and then hopefully I can help.
Speaker 2: Right now, it's a little trash talk there for Manny.
Speaker 2: We're gonna send Brook out of the studio while that happens.
Speaker 2: And you know how the game is played. You got
Speaker 2: thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 2: don't know when, you can say pass. But you do
Speaker 2: have to beat Brooke out right to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 10: I am all right?
Speaker 2: Here we go. Good luck. Your time starts now. Today's
Speaker 2: Tennis Day, which major tennis championship is played on a
Speaker 2: clay court every year? Pass Ash Ketchum is the main
Speaker 2: character in what iconic cartoon we pass? What company owns
Speaker 2: the market chain.
Speaker 3: Whole Foods of Fredmier?
Speaker 2: In what classic horror film did the killer Norman Bates
Speaker 2: first appear?
Speaker 10: Oh my god, I know this one past.
Speaker 2: What state's official nickname is the last Frontier?
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I love I suck go there all the time. Let's
Speaker 2: bring Broke back into the studio and Annie. It says
Speaker 2: here that in your interesting fact, you have three boys thirteen, nine,
Speaker 2: and six. Well, I know Brooke has two children, but
Speaker 2: she will swear that her life is harder than yours.
Speaker 2: Isn't that right?
Speaker 4: I'm not sure, dude. I don't know how people have
Speaker 4: three kids.
Speaker 10: A lot of alcohol and peers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the trick to get pregnant.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean that's how my third came about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, stop during the pregnant.
Speaker 2: We're having too much fun. Okay, Brooks turn, Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Brook made no comic because she still doesn't.
Speaker 2: I know, You're fine. Your time starts now. Today is
Speaker 2: Tennis Day, which major tennis championship is played on a
Speaker 2: clay court every.
Speaker 4: Year US Open ash.
Speaker 2: Ketchem is the main character in what iconic cartoon pass
Speaker 2: What company owns the market chain Whole Foods Amazon? In
Speaker 2: what classic horror film did the killer Norman Bates first
Speaker 2: appear Psycho? What state's official nickname is the Last Frontier Alaska?
Speaker 2: If a cow's a bovine, what other farm animal is
Speaker 2: an ovine? Uh? All right, we got our answers in
Speaker 2: let's go to the scoreboard and see how you did
Speaker 2: with Jose.
Speaker 1: So word on the street is you are horny and
Speaker 1: looking for love.
Speaker 2: That's what got in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got zero, correct?
Speaker 6: I know?
Speaker 2: Look out, she's gonna get pregnant again.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, here we go.
Speaker 5: Broke, you got three?
Speaker 2: Sorry about that. Annie. Let's go over the answers here
Speaker 2: for everybody. Today's tennis day. The major tennis championship that's
Speaker 2: played on the clay court every year would be the
Speaker 2: French Open. Ash Ketchum is the main character in Pokemon.
Speaker 9: Yeah kill me.
Speaker 2: The market chain Whole Foods is owned by Amazon, which
Speaker 2: they bought for thirteen billion dollars in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 4: What a deal.
Speaker 2: Now we're seventeen billions already.
Speaker 5: You know, I get's good. I hear that guy needs
Speaker 5: to make more money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bezos needs a win.
Speaker 6: That him.
Speaker 2: The classic horror film that featured the killer Norman Bates,
Speaker 2: that was Psycho. The state that's a official nickname is
Speaker 2: the Last Frontier is Alaska. And if a cow is
Speaker 2: a bovine, the animal that's an ovine is a sheep.
Speaker 2: I think pig is swine. So Annie, thank you so
Speaker 2: much for playing. We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks
Speaker 2: same time tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,