Speaker 1: I didn't expect this today, but apparently we have a
Speaker 1: little morning show mystery on our hands. Okay, let's look
Speaker 1: at the evidence. So I present to a court of
Speaker 1: my peers. Evidence one A. Five seventeen am. This morning,
Speaker 1: we get a snapchat from Alexis saying, quote, I don't
Speaker 1: have my car uber to jose Is to catch a
Speaker 1: ride because.
Speaker 2: It was cheaper.
Speaker 3: It was cheaper.
Speaker 2: Thinking what I'm thinking?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm thinking, why are you warning us that you're
Speaker 1: going to be arriving with jose at work this morning?
Speaker 3: Because you got to.
Speaker 2: Lie about taking an uber there. I know you're already there.
Speaker 1: Want Yeah, so she can explain the parking lot camera
Speaker 1: images when we gave it to her this morning.
Speaker 2: Evidence one B. I'm scared.
Speaker 1: She sends another snapchat at five twenty six am, saying
Speaker 1: it's taking longer than normal, as in, you've been over
Speaker 1: there early in the morning before. Maybe I made a
Speaker 1: bad decision stopping here.
Speaker 2: It's not a bad decision, you made a lot ye.
Speaker 3: I'm literally pooping.
Speaker 1: Eh.
Speaker 2: Well, that time I really took the romance out of night.
Speaker 4: Apparently there was no romance no night.
Speaker 1: This is getting interesting. Evidence one se Alexis finally walks
Speaker 1: into work over a half hour late, bouncing down the halls,
Speaker 1: completely blowing.
Speaker 2: That doesn't she see extra bubbly today? Broke anything?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's funny. When she came in, Jose was
Speaker 1: head down, strategically twenty feet behind her the entire in
Speaker 1: almost as if they plan this, you.
Speaker 5: Guys, if I would have done any action, I would
Speaker 5: have been skipping down the hall.
Speaker 1: Great day to day, But I'm not finished. Evidence one
Speaker 1: D Section twelve. I text Alexis's roommate asking what happened
Speaker 1: to her call. Roommate responds new phone, who disc.
Speaker 2: And when I tell her I'm young Jeffrey, she says,
Speaker 2: who the hell did Why did she talk about this?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It seems like she was protesting a little bit too much.
Speaker 1: She doesn't know the people that you work with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's covering for her.
Speaker 1: Finally, I come to find out Alexis's car is fine.
Speaker 4: Nothing was wrong with that. I had left with someone
Speaker 4: else from work. My car was here, Never mind changing.
Speaker 2: Someone else. That's gonna make jealous.
Speaker 1: What really happened between eleven pm last night and six
Speaker 1: a m.
Speaker 3: This morning?
Speaker 2: We're launching a full investigation, anything happens we see.
Speaker 1: Now move on to the shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 2: We have a bucket of names at a time like this. Jeffrey, Oh, excuse.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw his bucket on the floor.
Speaker 2: Preposterous.
Speaker 6: You don't need a bucket when you're doing a special
Speaker 6: morning show.
Speaker 2: Hot Potato Shock. I'll explain what the that is in
Speaker 2: just a second.
Speaker 6: But first in front of me is a list of
Speaker 6: the most purchased Walmart products from the last year.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 6: We'll go around the room hot Potato Style, and if
Speaker 6: you name something in the top four, you'll be safe
Speaker 6: while the rest of your co hosts battle it out
Speaker 6: in an attempt to not get shocked.
Speaker 3: Hot Potato Style stresses me out.
Speaker 2: Dan, We'll start with Alexis.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Okay, you go to Walmart for cheaper
Speaker 4: stuff sort of. There's a big electronics section. I think
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say like TV's.
Speaker 2: Jake, Television's is number four. You don't have to answer anymore. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm walking into Walmart. I'm picturing what am I putting
Speaker 2: in my cart. I'm going straight to the alcohol aisle.
Speaker 2: Show me alcohol.
Speaker 5: Most purchase. I gotta think like departments. There's like electronics, there's.
Speaker 3: Food, there's clothes.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with like food, but like frozen food,
Speaker 5: easy stuff.
Speaker 3: So Cauys say frozen food.
Speaker 2: Frozen food is okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever been inside of a
Speaker 1: Walmart before, I don't know what it's like inside three
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 3: He gets his food at Nordstrom's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about that's the place where you get your
Speaker 1: discount DVDs A lot more than that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 1: What about when I need a new charger for my
Speaker 1: Mac but I don't want to go to the Apple
Speaker 1: store and get a full price one. I'm going to
Speaker 1: get an off brand charger from Walmart.
Speaker 2: Off brand chargers. Look, he just got me an idea.
Speaker 3: He said, when you run out of and the one
Speaker 3: thing everybody runs out of his toilet paper, I'm going
Speaker 3: toilet paper, Jake.
Speaker 5: That's number two, all right, we have to be more specific.
Speaker 6: Next person to get one right out of Jose or
Speaker 6: Jeffrey will be safe and the other person will be
Speaker 6: getting shot.
Speaker 1: Okay, stay tuned for the next ninety minutes, because I
Speaker 1: don't think they're getting closed.
Speaker 4: Ride the bikes like that really fun. You can take
Speaker 4: them to the.
Speaker 3: Isles toys though, that would count.
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna go with I want to go something
Speaker 5: food because we all buy so much food there, I
Speaker 5: said frozen items.
Speaker 3: I guess I'm just gonna say cheese.
Speaker 2: Cheese not on the list.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, what something everybody needs to do very frequently
Speaker 1: is uh clean? What about do I have to be
Speaker 1: more specific than cleaning supplies, then let's go with laundry detergents.
Speaker 2: Laundry detergent is I'll tell you.
Speaker 6: I'll give you a little hint. Now we've gone on
Speaker 6: for a while. There is one food on my list,
Speaker 6: and there is a couple types of cleaning supplies. But
Speaker 6: you need to be more specific than just cleaning supplies.
Speaker 5: Jose, I really want to stick with food because it's
Speaker 5: like my specialty.
Speaker 6: I feel like every time I go into Walmart there's
Speaker 6: a lot of bananas.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna throw it out.
Speaker 2: Talking about the produce.
Speaker 3: And meat, can I say meat?
Speaker 6: I'm correct, meat is not on my list? Jeffrey for
Speaker 6: the Wind.
Speaker 1: Okay, I said cleaning supplies. He said something is in
Speaker 1: cleaning supplies.
Speaker 4: Those are people stopped him on those.
Speaker 1: I mean in the last year, hand sanitizer. Everybody's been
Speaker 1: buying that.
Speaker 3: Just like spray, like spray, and not me.
Speaker 1: She said, bananas. Uh, how about okay, yeah, cleaning spray.
Speaker 2: Cleaning spray is not on my list, Jose.
Speaker 5: No, if laundry detergent wasn't on it, then dish so
Speaker 5: probably wouldn't be clean.
Speaker 2: Paper towels, Paper towels number six on the list.
Speaker 6: A couple of things you mentioned in the room that
Speaker 6: were on the list. Bananas was number one.
Speaker 3: Don't question the country girl and she knows.
Speaker 6: And the makeup thing that was on the list was
Speaker 6: flushible wipes at number three.
Speaker 2: That doesn't go on your face, no makeup, bro.
Speaker 1: You guys use paper towels and toilet tissue separately, one
Speaker 1: use for all, save a little money, guys.
Speaker 2: Hurt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if I'm worried about your behind
Speaker 4: or the counters.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm clean, okay, But.
Speaker 3: Didn't get it right.
Speaker 1: So somebody wanted to hear the song bad Blood by
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. I'm gonna sing that because maybe now we
Speaker 1: got Oh wait, I need to.
Speaker 3: Put on the shot collar. I just want to sing Taylor.
Speaker 1: Dink there because maybe now we got bad blood. You
Speaker 1: know it used to be mad. So take a look
Speaker 1: what you've done, because maybe now we've got bad But
Speaker 1: your shot collar question of the day is done. Now
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to your phone tap in just a
Speaker 1: few minutes