Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Beatles
Speaker 1: Group Master Bass Trend. Something I didn't know about until
Speaker 1: this morning. Still don't really know about it, but I
Speaker 1: was gonna explain it to me.
Speaker 2: My name's Jack.
Speaker 1: That over there is Miles, and it's it's Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 1: You know, we're just getting over that hump. We're just
Speaker 1: right there, just it's about to By the end of
Speaker 1: this episode, we're going to be going downhill, hands in
Speaker 1: the air, pooping and hollering. But until then, we do,
Speaker 1: of course, have to talk about a couple of our
Speaker 1: faves who are getting We're getting fucking railroaded.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, now I'm gonna have to, I guess boycott
Speaker 3: the state of Texas for what they're doing at Alex Jones.
Speaker 1: This is bullshit. So last we checked in with Alex Jones.
Speaker 1: Previously checking Alex Jones, he had been sued successfully for
Speaker 1: a cool one point five billy Billy a billy and
Speaker 1: then he declared bankruptcy and we were like, nothing's fair
Speaker 1: in the world. He's going to get away with it.
Speaker 1: But it turns out judges hate this motherfucker, like yeah,
Speaker 1: for good reason, because he's flagrantly still doing the crime
Speaker 1: that he's being tried for. He's still just like flaunting
Speaker 1: reality and being glib and being cynical in the face
Speaker 1: of judgment. And so last year, bankruptcy Judge Christopher Lopez
Speaker 1: ruled that Alex Jones can't discharge the defamation awards because
Speaker 1: those debts stemmed from intentional and malicious conduct. So he
Speaker 1: can't just be like, sorry, guys, bankrupt over here, I
Speaker 1: declare bankruptcy. And no that wasn't enough, sir. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, the group of his general unsecured creditors, which is
Speaker 3: basically mostly made up of Sandy Hook families, they basically
Speaker 3: they had, they had, they had a decision to make.
Speaker 3: There was Alex Jones offer to them that said, okay,
Speaker 3: how about I give you five and a half million
Speaker 3: dollars a year at least for ten years, and then
Speaker 3: we'll call it even for the fact that I completely
Speaker 3: destroyed your lives and called you guys crisis actors, despite
Speaker 3: the horrific loss that you experienced.
Speaker 1: The lowest point that a human being could possibly be.
Speaker 2: The other option, and I don't think it's that good.
Speaker 3: That's probably what Alex Jones like this is probably not
Speaker 3: that great, which is to you know, methodically liquidate and
Speaker 3: redistribute my property and cash. The family is pretty much
Speaker 3: unanimously voted for the ladder and say yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's liquidate this shit, let's take it, let's
Speaker 1: see what's going on.
Speaker 3: And this also preserves potential legal actions against parties affiliated
Speaker 3: with Jones and his Info Wars program, so uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we will see.
Speaker 3: I think the next step here is to actually see
Speaker 3: how this will all happen mechanically, like what is what?
Speaker 2: What could be turned into what? But yeah, not not
Speaker 2: a great time for Alex Jones.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, they're just uh yeah, they're just gonna carve his
Speaker 1: ass up.
Speaker 2: You hate to see it. Focus really, no, this is great.
Speaker 2: Fuck that guy.
Speaker 1: I hope he just spends the rest of his life
Speaker 1: agonizing over you know, how he's going to pay for
Speaker 1: his next meal, which I doubt is going to be
Speaker 1: that but it sounds sounds stressful.
Speaker 2: Deservedly so fuck yeah, I would love to see that.
Speaker 3: Like his he resorts to only being able to eat
Speaker 3: his nutriceuticals for sustenance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like was that on the table? Must eat nutricity?
Speaker 3: You got to take care, you got to take a
Speaker 3: whole bottle of your nutriceuticals every hour on the hour.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and see what happens.
Speaker 1: Letitia James, the New York Attorney General, said, Uh, there
Speaker 1: was some question.
Speaker 2: Like, how's it?
Speaker 1: How's Trump supposed to pay all this money that they're
Speaker 1: asking for? You have the guys made of money. He's
Speaker 1: the debt king.
Speaker 2: Okay, even though he said four hundred million dollars, I'll.
Speaker 1: Sp okay, he's the debt king. He's leveraged. For the
Speaker 1: purposes of this conversation. Don't forget what I said three
Speaker 1: and a half minutes ago, for the purposes of this
Speaker 1: conversation over leverage.
Speaker 2: Please, what's he going to mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I left my wallet at home, first of all, So like, oh,
Speaker 1: what am I supposed that ship? He has to go
Speaker 1: post the money like it was thirty.
Speaker 2: Days in the ah. Shit, what mister Trump. You wouldn't
Speaker 2: believe it.
Speaker 3: I lost I forgot my fucking wallet back in the
Speaker 3: plane or actually, I think back in Florida.
Speaker 2: So I guess I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: That's really Oh man, I feel really shitty about this,
Speaker 1: I really, I think is.
Speaker 2: What the kids say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So she was like, well, here's one thing. There
Speaker 1: are a number of buildings that I can just like
Speaker 1: walk to right now that have your name on them.
Speaker 1: So maybe why why don't we put them on the
Speaker 1: table in order to collect on this little fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the quote being quote.
Speaker 3: If he does not have funds to pay off the judgment,
Speaker 3: then we will seek judgment enforcement mechanisms in court, and
Speaker 3: we will ask the judge to seize his assets. We
Speaker 3: are prepared to make sure that the judgment is paid
Speaker 3: to New Yorkers. And yes, I look at forty Wall
Speaker 3: Street each and every day, meanings his grand goose the
Speaker 3: trumped hour.
Speaker 2: So I mean we shall see. I mean, he definitely
Speaker 2: has a right to appeal.
Speaker 3: It doesn't seem like that would really go anywhere aside
Speaker 3: from just delaying the inevitable. But yeah, I think I
Speaker 3: think the financial squirm fest is well and truly on
Speaker 3: at this point. Unless you know, obviously there could be
Speaker 3: a you know, just a very generous benefactor who swoops in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, as they have swooped in and
Speaker 1: like bought half of professional golf and yes, yes, yeah
Speaker 1: other things and so United Football Club. It is kind
Speaker 1: of wonderful that like the thing that he his like
Speaker 1: cheat code to this point of just like people are dumb,
Speaker 1: just put your name on everything and they won't be
Speaker 1: able to not think of you as rich, like actually
Speaker 1: as sucking him here, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're labeling ship for him.
Speaker 1: It looks like right there, you see the one that
Speaker 1: has your name in it, and like no letters, it's
Speaker 1: not me, must be, must be somebody else. I didn't
Speaker 1: do ship. I'm poor, I suck it, I kind of suck.
Speaker 1: I'm not good at money.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine?
Speaker 3: That's his defense, just like he has to lean into that,
Speaker 3: like his ego. He's like, fuck, my only way to
Speaker 3: survive is like you're on her. I kind of suck
Speaker 3: and I'm broke, so like, don't don't do this to me.
Speaker 1: Ship at this Okay, I'm terrible, It's fine, like fucking whatever.
Speaker 3: Just take everything from me, okay, like fucking everyone I know,
Speaker 3: like whatever, don't even care, do it?
Speaker 2: Then? Shot?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to yeah, yea, yeah, no, no, no, for sure,
Speaker 1: for sure all those things are true, and we are
Speaker 1: going to Beyonce.
Speaker 2: Yes, you don't say country. You don't say Beyonce.
Speaker 1: The famous country artists ye Now scored her first number
Speaker 1: one hit on the Billboard Hot Country Songs Chart with
Speaker 1: Texas hold them, making her the first black female artist
Speaker 1: to top the chart, which is why doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know that she hit. She's top nine
Speaker 2: genre specific billboard charts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Latin rap, gospel, like every like this is nine,
Speaker 3: this is the ninth.
Speaker 1: She's just collecting billboard charts.
Speaker 3: Is there like an egot for hitting every single genre
Speaker 3: specific billboard chart?
Speaker 1: I mean, I might as well be one. We just
Speaker 1: got to figure out what word it spells we need.
Speaker 1: We're gonna need some valves in here, like yeah, r G.
Speaker 1: See she did a hip hopera too, but that's an
Speaker 1: H so that's gonna make it so.
Speaker 3: Chor Okay, let's sure, Okay, we can We'll work with this.
Speaker 1: I guess what is a adult Christian?
Speaker 3: Adult pop, Christian country, electronic, holiday, internet jazz, Latin R
Speaker 3: and B, hip hop, rock, alternative, world music? International?
Speaker 1: Is it possible for her to do international like world
Speaker 1: rhythms like she would have?
Speaker 3: I guess yeah, that would be a little bit carpet baggery, though,
Speaker 3: you know if you're just like, yeah, I switched nationalities to.
Speaker 2: It, just like I hit that chart on top of
Speaker 2: the Pervian charts.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I have a feeling I wonder if I
Speaker 3: think it could just mean it's just that like in
Speaker 3: some of these world charts that like you were top
Speaker 3: of the country's specific charts. Yeah, yeah, but there's so
Speaker 3: many there's so look for some valves.
Speaker 1: Here that you could that would make it so that
Speaker 1: we could create a word that's fun to say, like
Speaker 1: you got you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah adult adult is like the closest valel one you
Speaker 3: get and then it's really it's slim pickens from there.
Speaker 2: The Latin.
Speaker 3: Is adult is adult, Christian country dance, holiday, Internet jazz,
Speaker 3: Latin R and b Rock. Okay, so I think we're hey,
Speaker 3: hit the adit Beyonce.
Speaker 2: We will. We can't wait to see you there at
Speaker 2: the top of the mountain.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 1: right back. And we are back and we are we
Speaker 1: are as promised.
Speaker 2: And this one, I don't like this story.
Speaker 1: I don't like hearing that Malia Obama uh put put
Speaker 1: it on the line, made a short film and people
Speaker 1: aren't liking it.
Speaker 2: No, it's not getting not getting in love.
Speaker 3: She has It debuted at Sun Dances, her directorial debut
Speaker 3: it's called The Heart and apparently it's about like a
Speaker 3: son grieving the loss of a parent.
Speaker 2: And she's credited as Malia Anne. Mm hmm, I have.
Speaker 3: I don't know why she'd I mean, her last name
Speaker 3: is like the coolest part is such a cool last name.
Speaker 3: I don't know why it is a cool last hide that,
Speaker 3: but I guess that. I guess it's something to do
Speaker 3: with her dad or something. Who's like the president was
Speaker 3: the president, and yeah, a lot of like the reviews,
Speaker 3: it's so funny, like I still think of her as
Speaker 3: like a child from when her dad was in office,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh man, it's twenty she is.
Speaker 1: That's too young to a film at Sundance. For the
Speaker 1: most part, you're like a generational genius.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cut your teeth a little bit, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, get your get your get your reps in
Speaker 3: in some writer's.
Speaker 2: Rooms, film festival. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, and so
Speaker 2: I'll do.
Speaker 3: Then people are just being like me, I haven't seen it,
Speaker 3: so I can't say, like I'm like, leave her alone
Speaker 3: like this, it was okay, like it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: People are not holding back though, or not holding back,
Speaker 3: but it seems consistent that people.
Speaker 2: One review said, this is fucked up.
Speaker 3: Quote honoring her father's legacy by dropping a giant bomb
Speaker 3: and not receiving any criticism for it.
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean it's not fully it's not a bomb.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it didn't cost that much money that you
Speaker 1: could say it bombed.
Speaker 2: But no.
Speaker 3: But like other people are like looking at some of
Speaker 3: the thanks in the credits, Like one said thanks to
Speaker 3: Steven and Kate, Like we're thanked in the closing credits, and.
Speaker 2: Then like Steven Spielberg, Kate and Kate Capshaw, is that
Speaker 2: is that? Who? Well, I don't know. Let's fine, let's
Speaker 2: just leave let's leave last names out of this. Let's
Speaker 2: leave last names out of it. That is okay, by
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 1: If you're not using the last name Obama, Like would
Speaker 1: it be cool if you know, yeah, just let we
Speaker 1: could just.
Speaker 2: Just lean into it. Yeah, fuck it. The thing is,
Speaker 2: no one is I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: This is just the shitty part about being a first
Speaker 3: kid or whatever the real title is is You're you
Speaker 3: will never escape the fucking legacy of the of the
Speaker 3: parent who was at one point one of the most
Speaker 3: powerful people on the planet.
Speaker 2: It just is what it is.
Speaker 3: And it's funny because she was working like with Donald
Speaker 3: Glover and like was in like a writer's room and
Speaker 3: a couple of projects, and apparently, like I think his
Speaker 3: production company put out the short or part of like
Speaker 3: the production of the of the short, and apparently he
Speaker 3: like in an GQ article last year, he said that
Speaker 3: he said to her, quote, You're Obama's daughter, so if
Speaker 3: you make a bad film, it will follow you around.
Speaker 2: I think it's just sort of like here's some advice.
Speaker 3: Like maybe he was saying, like maybe pump the brakes,
Speaker 3: because like, don't like, if you're gonna come out with something,
Speaker 3: it has to be fucking fever.
Speaker 1: She released a bad film and then like told everybody
Speaker 1: about that advice.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh but man, buddy, buddy, buddy, h whatever. Anyways, what happened?
Speaker 1: You're just twenty five. Everyone's you know, the NEPO baby thing.
Speaker 1: Everybody loves to jump on that. So it's just a
Speaker 1: tough time to be the child of a president and
Speaker 1: just trying to make some off. I made so much
Speaker 1: shitty stuff in my like twenties, Like yeah, by all
Speaker 1: means like that this is not but just you have
Speaker 1: to be like super thick skinned and like not be
Speaker 1: like paying any attention to what people are saying and
Speaker 1: all the undue attention or you know, you should just
Speaker 1: hide that shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, use a fucking pseudonym or whatever and just put
Speaker 3: a bunch of workout and just be like, you know, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 3: this is the shit I made.
Speaker 2: But that's the shitty part of the scrutiny.
Speaker 3: And like, yeah to the like being creative, it's like
Speaker 3: turned like those good idea is, they're in there, but
Speaker 3: sometimes the shittier ones have to come out first before
Speaker 3: you get to the good ones.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, it's like a shitty ones. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: almost always come out first.
Speaker 3: But because if you don't, but if you don't open
Speaker 3: up your creative tap and let the shitty ones flow,
Speaker 3: the good ones aren't gonna come either.
Speaker 2: So in a way, I'm like, don't hey, keep your
Speaker 2: head up, Malia. And you know there's whoever you are?
Speaker 1: You mysterious person who I've never heard of before, Malia Ann.
Speaker 2: Whoever you are? Shut up?
Speaker 1: Steven and Kate, Hey, can you say Beatle Cinematic Universe
Speaker 1: the BCU?
Speaker 2: No? No, I can't. Oh shit, are you okay? Are you?
Speaker 1: Is there something going on? Linguistic with the linguistic part
Speaker 1: of your brain.
Speaker 3: Just difficult for me to wrap my head around that
Speaker 3: in the concept.
Speaker 1: Sam Mendez, director of nineteen seventeen and American Beauty, has
Speaker 1: announced that he's making four feature films, each one of
Speaker 1: them told from a different band members perspective of pour
Speaker 1: one out for Pete Best, who's he's never gonna get
Speaker 1: his movie made, or Billy Preston or Billy Preston, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he I feel.
Speaker 3: Like his would be way more interesting than I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to talk shit about Ringo, but you know,
Speaker 3: I mean Ringo's.
Speaker 1: If Ringos isn't like an animated children's movie, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be confused as what.
Speaker 2: The fuck's going on? But it's just a bunch of
Speaker 2: mump It's it's a muppet movie.
Speaker 1: That would be cool if like they just went wildly
Speaker 1: different genres for each of them, right, Paul and Ringo
Speaker 1: in these states of Lennon and Harrison have all granted
Speaker 1: permission for the films, meaning they will actually feature Beatles songs.
Speaker 2: So this song is not like that Hendrix movie.
Speaker 3: Wasn't there that Hendrix movie that had to fucking no
Speaker 3: licensed music and it's like, you can't need.
Speaker 2: That, it's all about just the vibes.
Speaker 1: But it's, uh, this makes a lot of sense to
Speaker 1: me based on what we're seeing with like they need
Speaker 1: to create big projects that somehow replace like comic book movies,
Speaker 1: and this makes sense. Like we're seeing you know, Oppenheimer
Speaker 1: massive biopick, you know, the one Love the Bob Marley
Speaker 1: biopick as we recently talked about, did much better than
Speaker 1: they were expecting. This this is an interesting project that
Speaker 1: makes sense to me. Also could suck, but.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think that they're gonna make all four at once
Speaker 1: and then like release them with a kind of experimental cadence.
Speaker 2: That they've never done before.
Speaker 3: So the only thing it's okay, what would that be.
Speaker 3: It's either all four at once or one every week
Speaker 3: or one every month, like four months in a row. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they'll come out in twenty twenty seven. Sam Mendez, he's
Speaker 3: you know, he made American Beauty, which doesn't hold up,
Speaker 3: but he also made nineteen seventeen, which was pretty fun
Speaker 3: to watch, And I don't don't know, I could see
Speaker 3: it be an interesting I like Road to Perdition I
Speaker 3: believe was also him yeah, we'll see Sam. I mean,
Speaker 3: this is the thing we were talking about. I mean
Speaker 3: we were talking off Mike yesterday after we were done
Speaker 3: talking about the The Marley thing is like some things
Speaker 3: are just too cool to try and capture with actors.
Speaker 3: Like it's like a documentary is the only thing that
Speaker 3: will do certain figures justice and not that I'm like,
Speaker 3: and the Beatles are the coolest, but I just think
Speaker 3: because of their popularity, like too many people have their
Speaker 3: own version of what they want them to be that
Speaker 3: I don't know if you're going to be able to
Speaker 3: thread the needle there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but hey, question of Sam. Shout out to you.
Speaker 1: By the way, superroducer Brian is saying Road to Perdition
Speaker 1: in nineteen seventeen don't hold up. I would not know
Speaker 1: because I only saw those movies when they came out.
Speaker 2: But what about jar Head? Does that hold up? Was
Speaker 2: that him? He was jar Head? I think he had
Speaker 2: something to do with it. Yeah, he directed jar Head.
Speaker 2: Jar Head.
Speaker 1: I never even saw it in the first place, because okay, wait,
Speaker 1: it's like a meditation on war and not like an
Speaker 1: actual war movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no thanks.
Speaker 1: I'll just watch Rambo three again.
Speaker 3: I read it because at the time, I was just
Speaker 3: like into reading all kinds of like military shit. But yeah,
Speaker 3: the book, the film was not nothing holds up anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so all right, well it'll be maybe a good
Speaker 1: watch once through, a good once through.
Speaker 2: We'll give this.
Speaker 1: Speaking of giving something a good once over, apparently the
Speaker 1: Beatles used to masturbate together while screaming out celebrities names
Speaker 1: for some reason. Wait, it just feels very like just
Speaker 1: bored rich white people shit. Like it feels like something
Speaker 1: that like Skull and Bones the Yale fraternity would do.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, what wow? Someone someone wrote this article.
Speaker 2: Come Together.
Speaker 3: Paul McCartney recalls Bele's crew masturbations. That's amazing, he said,
Speaker 3: he apparently he McCartney said it didn't happen that often,
Speaker 3: and they quote didn't think much of the moments at
Speaker 3: that time. What it was was over at John's house
Speaker 3: and it was just a group of us and instead
Speaker 3: of just getting roaring drunken partying. I don't even know
Speaker 3: if we were staying over anything. We were all just
Speaker 3: in these chairs and the lights were out and somebody
Speaker 3: started masturbating, so we all did. Part of the fund
Speaker 3: was shouting the name of someone who might assist with fantasies.
Speaker 3: We were just Bridget Bardoux whoo and everyone would thrash
Speaker 3: a bit more. That was until lenn added, That was
Speaker 3: until Lennon added Winston Churchill.
Speaker 2: The moments in their tracks.
Speaker 3: I think it wasn't one off, McCartney continued, Or maybe
Speaker 3: it was like a two off. It wasn't a big thing.
Speaker 3: It was just the kind of thing you didn't think
Speaker 3: much of. Yeah, it's quite raunchy when you think about it.
Speaker 3: There's so many things like that from when you're a
Speaker 3: kid that you look back and you're on you're like, did.
Speaker 2: We do that? Is this when they're like ten or eleven?
Speaker 2: Or how? I feel like.
Speaker 3: This is maybe when they were like younger and like
Speaker 3: playing all through Europe before they became like the big band,
Speaker 3: like in that Prey the era or whatever. But hey man,
Speaker 3: they were just they were just making space bagels, you know,
Speaker 3: for each other.
Speaker 2: Good for them.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so everybody's like, well, the upcoming Beetles movie
Speaker 1: include the group jerk off session. The four Beatles movies
Speaker 1: will all include the bit where they jerk off together,
Speaker 1: but from four different perspectives. Oh wow, I mean it
Speaker 1: sounds like they were children, So maybe not a good idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's let's let's get all the let's get all
Speaker 2: the details.
Speaker 3: Ironed out before we were demanding the group jo session.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but anyways, you know, I'm here for this. I
Speaker 1: don't think it'll it's a least interesting, you know, it's
Speaker 1: it's what one of the like a lot of people
Speaker 1: have been like, the movies are fucked. How are they
Speaker 1: ever gonna replace the brilliance of the Marvel cinematic universe.
Speaker 1: I don't know, there's a lot of things to make
Speaker 1: movies about. It turns out, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Stop thinking that that was a fucking be all end
Speaker 2: all of cinema. That's first, fucking well, what are they
Speaker 2: gonna do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, talk about movies that I'm not gonna say it.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say they don't hold up. But the
Speaker 1: others people are saying, folks, I don't know. It's not
Speaker 1: saying it.
Speaker 2: I'm just hearing it, hearing Marty stuff.
Speaker 1: Who is thanked by my good friend Malia Anne in
Speaker 1: her thanks session Marty Scorsese. Anyways, those are some of
Speaker 1: the things that are trending on this Wednesday, February twenty First,
Speaker 1: we are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of
Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be
Speaker 1: kind to yourself, get the vaccine, don't do nothing about
Speaker 1: white supremacy, and we will talk o kyo tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye bye