Speaker 1: What am I wearing to that? I can't wear my
Speaker 1: old workout clothes out to be discussed. I'm embarrassed. I
Speaker 1: don't want to know you if you're wearing that in there,
Speaker 1: that's disgusting. Shoot Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is
Speaker 1: a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome Everybody to the Wow, my
Speaker 1: hand looks so big? What I'm not look at that?
Speaker 1: My picture finally looks clear because I got a new
Speaker 1: computer that is from this I don't know twenty Okay,
Speaker 1: we got it. Welcome Everybody to the Calm Down podcast
Speaker 1: is official first week of the off season, so you
Speaker 1: know what that means. Scary anything, everything, all the nonsense.
Speaker 1: So here we go. Aaron's gonna talk about this is
Speaker 1: our new thing. We do rundown skuys to stay on
Speaker 1: task because we're both like squirrel. Aaron's chatting about Max's
Speaker 1: first gym class. I can't wait to hear about this.
Speaker 1: Hosting the Tiger Woods event, which I heard a little
Speaker 1: bit about. But I can't wait to dive more into
Speaker 1: that good workout clothes which I need. Can't wait to
Speaker 1: discuss a little re entry. For those of you that
Speaker 1: don't know, it's what happens to Aaron and I once
Speaker 1: the season's over and acclimating to our world with our
Speaker 1: significant others. All the stuff Aaron's throwing out things, I'm
Speaker 1: at the ranch trying to, I don't know, reintroduce myself
Speaker 1: to the nine thousand animals that I have. I looked
Speaker 1: at one of the new dogs today, I go, hi,
Speaker 1: I'm your mother. Dog's like what, which reminds me of
Speaker 1: the kid. Are you my mother? That's probably what they're
Speaker 1: all saying. Are you my mom? Also, I have to
Speaker 1: rant about like just dumb shit because I've packed a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff up here. I can't find half the
Speaker 1: things I pack. Oh yeah, and whatnot. So we'll get
Speaker 1: into it. It's going to be a fun show. And
Speaker 1: thank you guys as always for joining us. Let's do
Speaker 1: this erin what's your anxiety about your kids? Class? So
Speaker 1: this goes along with re entry, right. It's my first
Speaker 1: week kind of home back, and I am trying to
Speaker 1: get to all the things that I've ignored for the
Speaker 1: last six months. One of those is Mac, as we've
Speaker 1: come to find out, is very active. He's got a
Speaker 1: lot of energy, he's got a lot he's doing a
Speaker 1: lot of things. So I am taking him to his
Speaker 1: first gym class tomorrow, and I have so much anxiety.
Speaker 1: One of the pieces of anxiety I have was when
Speaker 1: I was sitting at dinner last night with my husband.
Speaker 1: He just started cracking up and I said what, and
Speaker 1: he goes, I just can't wait to see you with
Speaker 1: all these parents tomorrow, and I was like, shut up, Jared,
Speaker 1: just shut up. I'm making one of my girlfriends, Alex,
Speaker 1: come with me, who also has a child, max age,
Speaker 1: because I don't want to go alone. And I just
Speaker 1: have so much anxiety, Like this class is forty minutes long.
Speaker 1: He's not going to last forty minutes. What is that
Speaker 1: gym class? Hold on? He's seven months old? What is
Speaker 1: this thing? Ready? Hold on, I'll read you what it is.
Speaker 1: But so again, it's basically to just tire the guy out.
Speaker 1: Plus it's raining in Los Angeles. We've got to get
Speaker 1: this guy out of the house. We've got to get
Speaker 1: him to do like all these things. Hold on while
Speaker 1: you look that up. I'm just going to say much
Speaker 1: joy this brings me because shut out, you know, shut up.
Speaker 1: I mean this in the best possible way where it's
Speaker 1: like no one prepares you for any of this, like
Speaker 1: that your kid has to like go do classes, and
Speaker 1: then the classes are competitive and the kid needs to
Speaker 1: get out. It's like can you buy all the kids?
Speaker 1: You buy all the goddamn toys and all these things
Speaker 1: to and like that's not enough, and now we're having
Speaker 1: to like outsource the activities. Like what here's what it is,
Speaker 1: begetting stretches, exercises, infants, songs and dances, baby safe rides
Speaker 1: and adventures, balance and agility, introductory tumbling. Can we do
Speaker 1: a relationship to movement and physical activity? Like here's my thing.
Speaker 1: This is where I am right now, and I'm sure
Speaker 1: I'm going to get bashed and all the things. My
Speaker 1: kid is like he's trying to crawl, but like we've
Speaker 1: got this walker for him. He's scooting all around the house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was telling my dad, I'm a little frustrated
Speaker 1: because I try to get him to crawl and then
Speaker 1: like he does a couple and then he just sits
Speaker 1: and he looks at me. And then when he's trying
Speaker 1: to crawl, I sit there and I'm like, come on,
Speaker 1: you can do it. You're so smart, You've got it,
Speaker 1: and then he like just sits there and I'm like, Mac,
Speaker 1: like I need you to focus, and my Dad's like, erin,
Speaker 1: he's seven months, And I'm like, but he's snooting around
Speaker 1: the house and his walker, and I want to teach
Speaker 1: him pushing it a little bit, you know, But how
Speaker 1: the hell am I going to be in this gym
Speaker 1: class tomorrow? Okay? These are all great questions, and not
Speaker 1: having a child, I'm probably not the source for it.
Speaker 1: But I do know this as the former nanny that
Speaker 1: I was. Some kids don't. You don't have to go
Speaker 1: through all the phases, Like if he's already like, he's
Speaker 1: not gonna be ready to walk. But I know kids
Speaker 1: that started walking at nine and ten months, Like if
Speaker 1: he wants to just bypass because he's a go getter
Speaker 1: and he's an Andrew Stole combo platter that he is,
Speaker 1: He's like, fuck the crawling, We're already going right to
Speaker 1: the walking. So put him in that. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe you'll find out at the gym class
Speaker 1: how excelled he is at his level. I got a
Speaker 1: lot of anxiety, A lot of anxiety, even so much
Speaker 1: when I drove past the place today to go to
Speaker 1: my gym class. I was thinking, Okay, it says park
Speaker 1: in the back, but what happens if you park in
Speaker 1: the front, Like, are we not going to be allowed in?
Speaker 1: Plus he needs some grippy socks, Like, so do I
Speaker 1: need to show up at like twelve twenty to get
Speaker 1: the grippy socks because then we're stretching it to fifty
Speaker 1: minutes and this kid's not going to be good for
Speaker 1: fifty minutes. Do you know what this is? This is
Speaker 1: you and I going to our first workout class that
Speaker 1: we haven't been do before, like the whether it's been
Speaker 1: a pilates class or something whatever, of your first time
Speaker 1: you went to Berry's where you're nervous and then you
Speaker 1: don't want to make people aware that this is your
Speaker 1: first time. Steve, after two years, two years almost two
Speaker 1: years of being together, I said, you promised me that
Speaker 1: you would go to a yoga class. This guy complains
Speaker 1: about his back all the time. I said, well, if
Speaker 1: you go to yoga, you're not going to have a
Speaker 1: bad back. Stretch that thing out. He's been to a
Speaker 1: hot yoga class before. Matthew and him have went to
Speaker 1: one whatever years ago. I said, you promised me. Get
Speaker 1: your ass. This is our Valentine's de conversation gets your
Speaker 1: ass to that yoga class and you're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: We're in there, the teacher sits down and it's not
Speaker 1: like a Nomas day yoga class. We're sculpting, it's weights,
Speaker 1: it's music. Steve looks at me and he goes, I thought
Speaker 1: this was yoga and calm, and I go, no, you
Speaker 1: were not going to be good in calm. But before
Speaker 1: the class started, the teacher goes, okay, we've got a
Speaker 1: new student here today, and immediately raise your hands. Steep
Speaker 1: really his neck, which then needed more stretching afterwards, flip,
Speaker 1: we're so turned so fast in my direction, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I saw a star by your name, Steve, So this
Speaker 1: is your first class, and he's like, yep, first class.
Speaker 1: So then the rest of the time he was like
Speaker 1: rattled about that. But my point is if you haven't
Speaker 1: been to a class before, there's always a little bit
Speaker 1: of that life free class anxiety. He's going to be
Speaker 1: great and it's really sweet that you're doing that. He's
Speaker 1: going to have a great time. One and done. All right,
Speaker 1: So you are really ranchy right now. You and I
Speaker 1: could not have a different you and I could not
Speaker 1: have more opposite lifestyles. Right now, you're going to a
Speaker 1: baby class and I'm feeding. So for those of you
Speaker 1: that I have not bored with my rant and not
Speaker 1: even a rant, my explanation of my life outside of
Speaker 1: football season. I bought this ranch a couple almost two
Speaker 1: years ago, and I couldn't come up to it for
Speaker 1: a really long time because there was all this weather
Speaker 1: that like destroyed part of the property and I had
Speaker 1: to fix it. Whatever, I have spent an exorbitant amount
Speaker 1: of money at this joint, so I am now like
Speaker 1: every day that I in the off season, I can
Speaker 1: be here. I need to be here to justify the expense.
Speaker 1: Not only that I love it, like it's so not
Speaker 1: your vibe at all, but like I woke up this morning,
Speaker 1: I fed the chickens like I walk the dogs. Like
Speaker 1: by walking the dogs, I mean like letting them run
Speaker 1: all over the property. And I have a new pop
Speaker 1: that I rescued, but right now he's got to be
Speaker 1: in a crate and like come out intermittently so he
Speaker 1: like gets used to the property so he doesn't run away.
Speaker 1: And then I went to fed the cows like there's
Speaker 1: a whole system fed Larry the Pig, and I love it.
Speaker 1: Like I make my coffee in the morning, have a
Speaker 1: whole thing. I also have this airhorn thing that I
Speaker 1: got because I now have six dogs up here. I
Speaker 1: don't need them fighting, like you know how I it's
Speaker 1: happened before and I'm not interested, So I like blow
Speaker 1: this little horn and then they like settle down. But
Speaker 1: it's awesome, but there's always something to do. Like I
Speaker 1: am living in boots and gloves and like hauling things
Speaker 1: around and it's just such a departure from like our
Speaker 1: everyday life. I love it so much. It makes me
Speaker 1: very happy. Like when I FaceTime with you the other day,
Speaker 1: you couldn't see me. I know you were driving, so
Speaker 1: we not facetiming, but I was like wanting to show
Speaker 1: you around because it was It's just so random and
Speaker 1: different and I love it. It's not a gym class,
Speaker 1: but it's a good time. But you must be getting
Speaker 1: a workout. And those that coffee mug is so ranchy,
Speaker 1: isn't it. I know I got these, thank you, but yeah,
Speaker 1: don't you don't. Steems like, let's make this area gym.
Speaker 1: I go if we're having to set up a gym
Speaker 1: at the ranch. That means you're not working hard enough
Speaker 1: out on the ranch hauling squad. Everything you do is
Speaker 1: physical activity, like the end of the night. Oh, speaking
Speaker 1: of the end of the night. Last night, I came
Speaker 1: in and I was so excited to just turn on
Speaker 1: the TV and like watch a movie and chill. You
Speaker 1: got TV there? Oh, I got you. You're just looking
Speaker 1: at the stars and not I don't know you got TV.
Speaker 1: I should be doing that. You know. We can't last
Speaker 1: like very long without a TV, which is bad. Speaking
Speaker 1: of which, we're going to get to the new show
Speaker 1: you're watching. Let me finish this thought though real quick.
Speaker 1: I couldn't watch the TV. I don't need to swear
Speaker 1: about it. The remote is dead because these remotes are
Speaker 1: now solar operated, and it's me. I don't like the
Speaker 1: look of remotes on the table. So it's been living
Speaker 1: in a basket for the last six months. I don't
Speaker 1: know if the TV is ever going to turn on.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have a charge on the sun. Well, I
Speaker 1: have been exactly hopefully the sun will come out tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Bet your bottom balla not till Thursday. Oh, thank you,
Speaker 1: that's right, I forgot You are the weather Now TV
Speaker 1: till Thursday. So somebody grab a book and start reading.
Speaker 1: I should finish that stillness. I should have done that
Speaker 1: last night. But then you would have loved this. And
Speaker 1: I was like, you don't forget it. And there's a
Speaker 1: TV upstairs. He goes, well, I'll go set that one up.
Speaker 1: I go, no, that one probably doesn't work. And I
Speaker 1: got an attitude. Here's the thing. I'm gonna really have
Speaker 1: to work on my attitude because when you are there's
Speaker 1: no one else out here, it's just him and I.
Speaker 1: So when you talk about like spending that much time
Speaker 1: with just one person, and I adore this guy, but like,
Speaker 1: I gotta work on my tone tone rangers. It's all
Speaker 1: about re entry, which is so hard. I know we're
Speaker 1: doing it right now. So what's going on with yours? Nothing?
Speaker 1: I'm just I told jareded I feel like I'm drowning.
Speaker 1: I'm drowning because all this shit that I've basically got
Speaker 1: put away, well here in my office, I'm drowning. Way
Speaker 1: to go see a leak, say something, see something, say something?
Speaker 1: You know, shit, how hard is it? She gone? What
Speaker 1: was I gonna say? Uh? Yeah? So You're everything is
Speaker 1: just it's just a mess, and it's my mass. It's
Speaker 1: not like our normal house area, but my like closet,
Speaker 1: my rooms, it's a mess. I'm now at this point
Speaker 1: where I'm just throwing it all away. I'm done, I'm donating.
Speaker 1: I'm throwing in the same way. I cannot take it.
Speaker 1: I haven't used the skin cream in three weeks, three months.
Speaker 1: Totally don't care. Yep, don't care. Nope. I did the
Speaker 1: same thing before I left because what I didn't want
Speaker 1: to do is come home, you know. And obviously I'm
Speaker 1: back and forth a lot, but I wanted to feel
Speaker 1: like I've purged and it's clean and like there's just
Speaker 1: it's something's very cathartic, like I did the get rid
Speaker 1: of the clothes that I haven't wore, Like donate some
Speaker 1: of this, sell some of this. I do it. It feels
Speaker 1: so good. It's just a matter of doing it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And it's once you start, and I don't know, I
Speaker 1: feel like you're like this though. Once once you start,
Speaker 1: it like there's no getting in your way, like it's
Speaker 1: going to get finished. This is not something I'm not
Speaker 1: someone that wants to do this over four days. No,
Speaker 1: it's starting today. It's going to get finished today. I
Speaker 1: don't care if I go to bed. It needs to
Speaker 1: be done, and it needs to be done now, or
Speaker 1: else I'm going to lose my mind and I'm not
Speaker 1: going to be a very nice Mine's lasted four days.
Speaker 1: Mine's lasted the whole damn week. My problem is I
Speaker 1: get up there and then we're screaming down stairs, and
Speaker 1: I want to play you have a down set. My
Speaker 1: problem is I've now put things in garbage bags and
Speaker 1: I just now need to transport them. So that's the issue.
Speaker 1: They're sitting in the garage. I still have my stocking
Speaker 1: and a lot of my Christmas shit I've got to
Speaker 1: put away too. I know, Kathy, Kathy Thompson, my mother,
Speaker 1: if you're listening to this podcast, I want to say
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. My mother is so sweet. She sends stocking stuff,
Speaker 1: wraps everything individually for both Steve and I, and it's
Speaker 1: really sweet. The stalking is full of all the presents.
Speaker 1: I haven't unwrapped anything because I know I've pulled up
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know that's a chapstick. I know these
Speaker 1: are peanuts. I know the thing, but I haven't unwrapped it.
Speaker 1: I feel terrible. She's probably like, what a what a waist?
Speaker 1: But I know I'll use all of them. I just
Speaker 1: haven't got it. I known to it yet. I know,
Speaker 1: are there are those chocolate covered turtles still good? I
Speaker 1: don't know. And you know that's interesting. How long can
Speaker 1: these things last? Okay? Okay, you have also I know
Speaker 1: it's an off season for you, but you also did
Speaker 1: something incredible the other day. You hosted an event so
Speaker 1: much fine. Tiger Woods was announcing his new partnership with
Speaker 1: Taylor Made. And there's the mount rushmore of athletes that
Speaker 1: like you get to interview or you get to be
Speaker 1: a part like he's up there. How was the event?
Speaker 1: Tell us everything? The event was awesome. I of course
Speaker 1: was very much urged to do the event because my husband,
Speaker 1: you gotta do this. You got you gotta go. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've just come back from Vegas. You baby, you gotta go.
Speaker 1: It was cool Taylor Made and Tiger have joined forces.
Speaker 1: Tiger was with Nike for twenty seven years, which is
Speaker 1: banana wow. Yeah, twenty seven years. Twenty seven years, and
Speaker 1: he decided to do his own thing. I think the
Speaker 1: cool thing with Tiger and I was telling you this
Speaker 1: is that he sees things like five years before it happens,
Speaker 1: which I myself. I myself is a busy owner and
Speaker 1: you yourself. It's just incredible the machine that he is,
Speaker 1: how smart he is. It was really cool listening to
Speaker 1: his vision what he wanted. He never when he was
Speaker 1: with the Night he had lifestyle, and what he has
Speaker 1: right now is lifestyle. He's obviously doing obviously doing performance,
Speaker 1: but then he's going to do lifestyle. He's going to
Speaker 1: do women's he's going to do children. He got shoes,
Speaker 1: obviously all that's coming out. But so cool. It was
Speaker 1: my second time I've gotten a meat tiger and be
Speaker 1: around him, and he's great. I really enjoy him. He's
Speaker 1: like a lot of the guys that we work with
Speaker 1: like just you know, they have so many people around them,
Speaker 1: and you know, people that are a certain way. And
Speaker 1: then I walk in and I'm like the Nightmare on
Speaker 1: Elm Street and I'm like, whoa, I got stuff to
Speaker 1: tell you. And then I'm like, is there stuff in
Speaker 1: my nose? Do I have anything my teeth? Like? He's
Speaker 1: just great. Yeah, But that's also and I'll say this,
Speaker 1: that's also what makes you great is that you don't
Speaker 1: treat them like everyone else treats them like they're you know,
Speaker 1: in a glasshouse and you can't touch them, like don't
Speaker 1: touch the mannequin. But I did, and that was the problem,
Speaker 1: and I felt so bad. I mean, here's you and I.
Speaker 1: I'm a toucher. I'm a real toucher anyways, and I
Speaker 1: like I just am. Maybe that's the South and me. Whatever.
Speaker 1: But before Tiger and I went out on stage, I
Speaker 1: was looking at his gear with him and he was
Speaker 1: wearing actually this cashmere hoodie that he you know, was
Speaker 1: putting out and it has no scenes a really big
Speaker 1: deal to him. And I was telling Jarrett with this
Speaker 1: is what he wore when he played, and he said
Speaker 1: this on stage, I'd rather wear zero shirt, like no
Speaker 1: shirt because I don't like seems. He's like, I'm a
Speaker 1: very big sweater. He said, his forearms are like kind
Speaker 1: of big, so or maybe they're too small whatever. He
Speaker 1: thinks his forearms are a weird size. So sometimes he
Speaker 1: would wear like he called him ladies ties. I was like,
Speaker 1: ponytail holders. He's like, yeah, ponytail holders around his shirts
Speaker 1: to tight ties. It was so cute, lady ties by ties.
Speaker 1: So anyways, he came up with all this, you know,
Speaker 1: clothing that he would want to wear while he was golfing,
Speaker 1: and this cashmere no seam hoodie was really great. So
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, it's so soft. And
Speaker 1: they gave me one to like try, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is fabulous. I said, how are we washing this? Though?
Speaker 1: He goes, well, I would dry clean. We're nine And
Speaker 1: I said, yeah about Tiger Midwest. Are they going to
Speaker 1: dry clean? What's your price point? Where are we making?
Speaker 1: Is by where by iron is coming through? And so
Speaker 1: he walks out on stage and like, for the first
Speaker 1: time in twenty seven years wearing something different, please welcome
Speaker 1: Tiger Woods. And he comes out and here's my dumb
Speaker 1: ass self and it was like such a Seinfeld moment.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what are we wearing again? And he
Speaker 1: looks at me and I was like, oh god, sorry,
Speaker 1: I said that wasn't for Twitter that I was just
Speaker 1: talking about the cashmere and how good it feels. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I have buried myself in a hole
Speaker 1: right now. Anyways, why the movie? That's how we know.
Speaker 1: But but that's what's so great, Like everyone could just
Speaker 1: be like so like stiff or whatever. But I that's
Speaker 1: interesting because I would I'm the same way. How about
Speaker 1: when Coke Covid really changed that for me because I
Speaker 1: stantly hug anyway. The orcanman was here today, you know, buddy,
Speaker 1: I love the organ man. I was like, oh my god, Hi,
Speaker 1: I haven't met you. I'm Carissa, and I like started
Speaker 1: to go in for a hug and he was probably like,
Speaker 1: what what's happening here? He couldn't have been nicer by
Speaker 1: the way. In fact, I got his card and I
Speaker 1: was like, I want you to come every time because
Speaker 1: there's a lot going on out here and if you
Speaker 1: have a good relationship with like the people that help you,
Speaker 1: this is going to do an extra bug spray here
Speaker 1: or there, and the spiders are going to be eradicated.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm a toucher and that guy I just
Speaker 1: want to because I don't know I am. I I
Speaker 1: am too. Oh my god, you're the cup girl. Now
Speaker 1: it's not that long. It's not that it's the hydro jug.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, Stanley Cup. I already have two of those.
Speaker 1: And there it is, folks. All right, that's a wrap
Speaker 1: on the Calm Down podcast. It's not that line is
Speaker 1: not going to get much better than that. I was like,
Speaker 1: we are not twenty two years old. Okay, do not
Speaker 1: know the Stanley cups? No, the hydro jug sent this
Speaker 1: to my house. I so appreciated it. I really love it.
Speaker 1: I'm into the hydro drug. You're drinking water and I'm
Speaker 1: drinking old coffee. So one of us is doing the
Speaker 1: right thing for your health. Anyway, Sunday red Tiger's new
Speaker 1: clothing line. I'm super pumped, super jazz. He's great. And honestly,
Speaker 1: here's the other thing. I come home. My husband can
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, I'm you don't care about
Speaker 1: anything I do but this and yeah, but that's a
Speaker 1: big one. Yeah, you do a lot of cool things.
Speaker 1: But that's I mean Tiger he's a badass. Okay, so
Speaker 1: is it I see on the rundown you want to
Speaker 1: talk about trying to open up soap bottles. Is this
Speaker 1: a stranch or? Is this just in general? Let's go
Speaker 1: from Tiger Woods to soap bottles. Yes, well, now that
Speaker 1: I'm off my soapbox about certain things, let's get into
Speaker 1: these so my soapbox about headphones. These are a terrible
Speaker 1: no offense to the maker. Is too tight Okay, so
Speaker 1: I brought a bunch of stuff up here, you know,
Speaker 1: like I renovated the bathrooms and I renovated the kitchen,
Speaker 1: and I was really excited. And again, we work hard,
Speaker 1: and I want to put my money into places in
Speaker 1: real estate that are going to be reshot. Like you know,
Speaker 1: when if it's all funny games until you know you
Speaker 1: have to sell someplace and you want if God forbid
Speaker 1: knocking on wood, you want it to look nice. I
Speaker 1: wanted to look nice because hello, part of one of
Speaker 1: my companies is about interior design, and I want to
Speaker 1: live in a place that looks beautiful. So putting the
Speaker 1: money into the kitchens and bathrooms are always like a
Speaker 1: good idea my tipped for anyone out there. If you
Speaker 1: buy a home, if it's a starter home, it's a
Speaker 1: you know, build it from scratch, whatever it is, like,
Speaker 1: put your money in the bathrooms and the kitchen. Really
Speaker 1: it's not interesting why because they're they're the best. It's
Speaker 1: the best value. Like you're always going like you can
Speaker 1: get away within your living room, like swapping out a
Speaker 1: nice couch and doing things different things like that, but
Speaker 1: in your kitchen and your bathrooms, like all those fixtures
Speaker 1: in the shower and that kind of stuff. Dating on.
Speaker 1: People always say, we got to update our hardware exactly,
Speaker 1: so you want to always start with that. But poor
Speaker 1: Willis has a stomach ache and I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is. I got to figure it out because this
Speaker 1: happened to Daisy last week. I have I don't know.
Speaker 1: I remember how I went to I don't have children,
Speaker 1: but these are my children, and I like freak out
Speaker 1: when they get sick. Willis, you know that moment, and
Speaker 1: anyone that has the dog knows that moment. Where're like,
Speaker 1: what's that smell? I smell something in the guest room
Speaker 1: all over the floor, in the brand new bathroom, all
Speaker 1: over the floor. And then my first thing is like
Speaker 1: I feel terrible, like he's eaten something. Something's wrong. But
Speaker 1: then I'm also like crying. I'm like, what's your name
Speaker 1: Elaine from Christmas Story? Oh my carpet. As I'm cleaning
Speaker 1: up my freaking brand new tile floor, and the tile
Speaker 1: floor is one thing. The new rugs in the guest room,
Speaker 1: I was like, And then now I'm like, weish go
Speaker 1: I throw them out. We'll throw them out, like I'm
Speaker 1: grossed out. I don't want a guest in here, because
Speaker 1: then I'm mortified that we talked about this on the pregame. Aaron,
Speaker 1: don't ask to stay at Aaron's house. You're not invited.
Speaker 1: That's not true. My husband already has enough going guest
Speaker 1: ever just at my house here in Los Angeles, because
Speaker 1: I'm so rich to have two houses already. Know that
Speaker 1: how that sounds, It sounds disgusting. No, but in my
Speaker 1: Montana we have a lot of like room. It's great.
Speaker 1: We love to host there. But no at my house here,
Speaker 1: anyone cannot. No, we're fall we're full. Yes, we got
Speaker 1: too many bodies at our house right now. I this
Speaker 1: is what I do. I sent you this DM because
Speaker 1: I was christ Jenner on the TikTok thing. I have
Speaker 1: a few drinks. I did this the other night to
Speaker 1: stay the night at the PPR. I told apparently anyone
Speaker 1: that I talked to to come up to the ranch
Speaker 1: and stay. And a few people have taken me up
Speaker 1: on it, a few people who I don't know. I'm sure,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, hey, we'd love to Steve. I
Speaker 1: looked at Steve, and I go, did I invite so
Speaker 1: and so and so and so and so on r
Speaker 1: she goes, sure did. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: no again, everyone welcome, But I just wasn't really prepared
Speaker 1: for that yet. That said, that person could stay in
Speaker 1: the guest room, but I don't want them getting some
Speaker 1: whift of an old willis you know stating in the
Speaker 1: carpet month rug. Yes, I threw out the rug, and
Speaker 1: I know that that's like wasteful or whatever, Like I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm living off the land. Okay, what I'm throwing
Speaker 1: away in the rugs. I'm living off the apples and
Speaker 1: the walnuts and the trees. Like it's fine, everyone get
Speaker 1: a grip. The rug wasn't that expensive. But I just
Speaker 1: was like, I can't risk having a guest in here
Speaker 1: and the summer comes in, and now the heat's here,
Speaker 1: and we have got a waft you know, coming up
Speaker 1: waft a whiff. Is he still sick? No, So luckily
Speaker 1: I had some a Daisy's medicine. So I like, yeah,
Speaker 1: and by the way, this is probably not like No,
Speaker 1: Pita can't doesn't get after me because no one loves
Speaker 1: animals more than I do. He doesn't take the pills
Speaker 1: like he works around it in the dog bowl. So
Speaker 1: I have to shove it down his throat. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're taking this goddamn pill. Wait what was I saying
Speaker 1: though before that? Oh? So I'm unboxing all this crap
Speaker 1: that I brought up here? What is going on with
Speaker 1: the soap bottles, the soap, the conditioner, the shampoo, you know,
Speaker 1: the unscrew ones, Like when you screw them and they
Speaker 1: have the ice can pump them and then I break
Speaker 1: my friggin nails and like what they do? But why
Speaker 1: are they not You're supposed to turn them a certain
Speaker 1: way and they're supposed to pop right up. Mine aren't popping.
Speaker 1: I'm turning, I'm turning. I'm turning now. I'm wondering. Maybe
Speaker 1: they put the label on wrong, So I'm going the
Speaker 1: other way. Lefty lucy, righty tidy. I'm in a bad
Speaker 1: mood because it's not opening. I'd love to know the
Speaker 1: brand you're working with here. It's a I'll tell you
Speaker 1: all the brands. It's all of them. I'm pissing all
Speaker 1: of them. Grown Alchemist A Soap, Oak Essentials, Jenny Kine.
Speaker 1: I love. Everything you do is difficult A. So what
Speaker 1: are we doing? Yeah, I'm gonna spend the money. On
Speaker 1: the first go round, but then I fill it up
Speaker 1: with the cheap stuff. First go round is the good stuff.
Speaker 1: Second go around, I refilled those things with the cheap stuff.
Speaker 1: We're not buying forty five dollars soaps every time, especially
Speaker 1: when I can'd of get the goddamn thing open. Here's
Speaker 1: a hot night today. If you're a guest at Chris's
Speaker 1: houses and you think you're getting a deep condition, you're not.
Speaker 1: You're just getting that not you're just getting that there, bull,
Speaker 1: let's get the first one here, which which, by the way,
Speaker 1: the inn is full. I already filled up all the ropes.
Speaker 1: Apparently one trip to the PBR invites for everyone egg
Speaker 1: come on down. But yeah, that was my annoyance, says Yesterday.
Speaker 1: I looked at Steve and I was like, can you
Speaker 1: help me with this? And don't you love that? It's
Speaker 1: not their fault. They didn't make the soap. They didn't
Speaker 1: They're not the manufacturer. And I looked at him, I
Speaker 1: was like, can you help me with something? And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, CRISA, knock it off. It
Speaker 1: is not his fentry. I blame it on re Entry.
Speaker 1: It's like trying to get we know we only have
Speaker 1: like six months really to get it done, and I
Speaker 1: already feel like the summer is fucking over because everybody
Speaker 1: booked up all my time to pay for this shit
Speaker 1: that I got. You know, this is exactly my point.
Speaker 1: We had this small window. It's a numbers over, so
Speaker 1: I might as well start studying for opening night. Who
Speaker 1: do we have? It's crazy and it's all relative everyone's
Speaker 1: you know, and I know everyone's job is different. It's
Speaker 1: not like six months on or six months off, but
Speaker 1: the off is not off. You have where I have
Speaker 1: house and home different things, Like we've got the shit
Speaker 1: going on, but it's just that idea where you're like,
Speaker 1: I've got this window of time and you want to
Speaker 1: enjoy it. But anyways, so if anyone has a tip
Speaker 1: or trick with this stuff opening up these soap bottles,
Speaker 1: I would love to know. Is it like do I
Speaker 1: run them under hot water? Do I not? Yep? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm twisting and turning and it's not making
Speaker 1: anything well. I'm running and lifting and part of my
Speaker 1: re entry is also trying to get back into shape,
Speaker 1: and like there's just weeks that you kind of let
Speaker 1: your body go. You've got this call. You've got to
Speaker 1: do this. So I've been pretty pretty like good about
Speaker 1: you know, wow, it's only I've only been off for
Speaker 1: a week. I've been I've been really good about getting
Speaker 1: back to the gym. But along with kind of throwing
Speaker 1: everything out, I realized I haven't updated my workout clothes
Speaker 1: in probably five to six years. I was looking around
Speaker 1: at the cast of characters in my Berries class. They're
Speaker 1: really dressed well, and I am in the same bullshit
Speaker 1: outfit that I've probably had, like I said, for five
Speaker 1: to six years. There's this one chick and her body
Speaker 1: is banging, and I know she's a mom, and her
Speaker 1: hair is always great, and she's it's done. It's not done,
Speaker 1: but she just looks great, and she's got a good outfit.
Speaker 1: Where are we buying outfits to work out in Because
Speaker 1: and I got my pilates where I'm not bouncing and
Speaker 1: jumping up and down. But then I got my berries
Speaker 1: where I need git held in place. I also have
Speaker 1: another thing I have anything to hold in place. But yes, well,
Speaker 1: I mean it's not good what I have holding in place,
Speaker 1: but I got to hold it in place. You know,
Speaker 1: those inclines really get you. But here's my other thing.
Speaker 1: I like a legging like I like my pants. I
Speaker 1: like a little bit of fabric there because I don't
Speaker 1: want it to be super that I'm showing. I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear about you know, I want to like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I need I need a good sports spra and
Speaker 1: I need a good legging. And also I would like
Speaker 1: to get past wearing like my shirt with the sports bra.
Speaker 1: I want to do what everybody's doing with these cool
Speaker 1: like longer tank tops that hit right above my belly button.
Speaker 1: But I don't know what that is. Where am I
Speaker 1: getting this? These are all great questions, So any of
Speaker 1: you guys listening, send in all of the good clothes.
Speaker 1: And again we've we know the all of the top
Speaker 1: we can do Aloe, I'll do what My girlfriend is
Speaker 1: awesome and she works at Lululemon, and she like is
Speaker 1: so sweet and gifting and doing like every pair of
Speaker 1: Lululemon pants. Every time I put it on, I'm like, Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you. Because it gets expensive,
Speaker 1: but also I love their I got to look up
Speaker 1: which I'll send you a list. They have this one
Speaker 1: that just puts that ass. That's what I need and
Speaker 1: smooth my ass, so you don't see all the ass,
Speaker 1: and I don't need the same I'm Tiger Woods. I
Speaker 1: don't need the seam because then when I take the
Speaker 1: pant off, I see the scene on my leg tattooed
Speaker 1: for the next week. I'm thinking to myself, those are
Speaker 1: too tight, and they're supposed to be tight, but those
Speaker 1: are a little too tight. Yeah, So I like the
Speaker 1: ones that don't have the seam and them. And I
Speaker 1: also like a pocket on the side because the cell
Speaker 1: phone we're out running around, we're doing errands. I don't
Speaker 1: need that cell phone like hanging out the side like
Speaker 1: or like if you don't have a pocket where sometimes
Speaker 1: you have to put it in the waistband. We're not
Speaker 1: doing that. Got to be honest. My shit's so old
Speaker 1: it stinks like the second I'm not like, it doesn't
Speaker 1: stink when I put it on, but like thirty minutes
Speaker 1: into berries, I'm like, whoaf Like no, no, no, we're
Speaker 1: throwing that out. Do that immediately. That's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna follow it. I can't throw it
Speaker 1: all out yet because I don't have outfits for Tomorrow's
Speaker 1: Mary Miller. I'm gonna tell you what I'm really good about.
Speaker 1: I fail at a lot of things when it comes
Speaker 1: to like, okay, I need to go through the cupboards,
Speaker 1: like and you're the pantry, like what food is molding
Speaker 1: in there? Like, I let's get rid of some of
Speaker 1: this crap. I'm really good. Like if my underwear, like seriously,
Speaker 1: like if these are anything that is like over a
Speaker 1: certain time we're out, And I also buy a lot
Speaker 1: of the same pace. Yeah, I'm into that, so like
Speaker 1: the same pant the same underwear, like the same stuff.
Speaker 1: So then we're just exactly thinking, could you guys please
Speaker 1: dm us and let us know just really good again,
Speaker 1: I need outfits for berries and I need not so
Speaker 1: supportive for pilates, but I need smooth and smooth operator. Yeah,
Speaker 1: anything else you can, we can stay at your house.
Speaker 1: We got to talk about workplace highs and lows when
Speaker 1: we get back. Okay, go, I was gonna say it now,
Speaker 1: so no, no, no no. So I was going to
Speaker 1: say this well earlier on the pregame that aired this week.
Speaker 1: If you guys listen to it, we're talking. We had
Speaker 1: a great question submitted about being vulnerable in front of
Speaker 1: your boss and crying if you you know or not
Speaker 1: your boss, or just anyone writ whatever, if you get
Speaker 1: emotional about something because you're frustrated, et cetera. Hello, spit
Speaker 1: it out, curste I want to talk about this, and
Speaker 1: I really am. I want a lot of you guys
Speaker 1: got to weigh in and submit like moments or questions
Speaker 1: that you have about workplace situations, whether it's with a
Speaker 1: co worker, whether it's with a boss, whether you're bored
Speaker 1: at your job and you don't know when to get
Speaker 1: out of it and move on. I think that's a
Speaker 1: really interesting topic. And given that Aaron and I have
Speaker 1: worked a lot of different places and had a lot
Speaker 1: of different experiences with this stuff, I'd love to get
Speaker 1: into that further because I think it's a really if
Speaker 1: you don't so much of our time is spent working
Speaker 1: that if you don't like it or you don't like
Speaker 1: who you do it with, it can be a nightmare.
Speaker 1: So I would love to just like help or talk
Speaker 1: to anyone, not that anyone else for our help, but
Speaker 1: like one eight hundred those yeah, workplace situations. So if
Speaker 1: you have good, bad, or in different experiences about workplaces,
Speaker 1: let us know, submit the questions, comments, and concerns because
Speaker 1: I'd love to chat about it. I feel like we're
Speaker 1: going to get some anonymous questions from my NFL crew going, Hi,
Speaker 1: I work with a girl who comes into our meeting
Speaker 1: room with the same workout clothes she's had for five
Speaker 1: to six years, and how to tell her tank. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to hear a follow up on a gym
Speaker 1: class with Macaroon. What am I wearing to that I
Speaker 1: can't wear my old workout clothes out of being discuss
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed. I don't want to know you if you're
Speaker 1: wearing that in there, that's disgusting. Shoot, we'll think about it,
Speaker 1: and then are you trying to be too cute? Like
Speaker 1: are you dressing up? And then the other moms are like, wow,
Speaker 1: who wears this girl things? She's going No, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to dress up and I'm going to wear a
Speaker 1: baseball hat and call it a day. But like, what
Speaker 1: am I wearing from the neck down? Because everything I
Speaker 1: have workout life stinks and it's not current. Okay, well
Speaker 1: we're going to get a solution to that. Everything I'll
Speaker 1: be wearing for the next six months. It has something
Speaker 1: to do with a farm life and country. So if
Speaker 1: you also have questions about how that, and if anyone
Speaker 1: is actually a real rancher or farmer, please give me
Speaker 1: all the tips to anything, especially how to open soap bottles.
Speaker 1: The fact that that's a question I have is embarrassing,
Speaker 1: but it's true. I'm so mad. It's really frustrating. There
Speaker 1: has to be something about this on YouTube. We need
Speaker 1: to look at up. But yeah, it is frustrating. I
Speaker 1: also am confused why every time my house gets clean, like,
Speaker 1: the bottle gets twisted the other way, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: why can I not get the soap out? And I'm
Speaker 1: twisting and I'm twisting, and now I've unscrewed the whole thing,
Speaker 1: and I've ripped the moss left, and now I'm wasting
Speaker 1: the forty five dollars so to get one pump out.
Speaker 1: This is where we're at, assholes. All right, We love
Speaker 1: you guys. I want to clean my hands, but I
Speaker 1: smell like garbage from my workout clothes. You're disgusting. Bye. Hi,
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