Speaker 1: I always tell people that this show won't make you smarter,
Speaker 1: but it should make you laugh, all right, So yeah,
Speaker 1: enjoy the full show.
Speaker 2: It starts right now.
Speaker 3: Imagine booking an international vacation and renting a luxurious airbnb
Speaker 3: on the coast of Spain.
Speaker 2: Please are you doing it for us right now? Because
Speaker 2: that would be great.
Speaker 3: I'm still describing it.
Speaker 4: Brook.
Speaker 3: Hold a ton of money, so you get this gorgeous
Speaker 3: house with a view overlooking the entire ocean, a.
Speaker 2: Hot chef that's also cooking for me.
Speaker 3: Put a hot shirtless chef, thank you. That happened to
Speaker 3: one couple recently, and they were sad that they didn't
Speaker 3: bring a roll of quarters with them because once they
Speaker 3: got into their room, they realized the AC unit was
Speaker 3: coin operating. You had to put money in every few
Speaker 3: minutes in order to get the AC to work.
Speaker 2: That's a racket. I could actually get behind the owners
Speaker 2: of that one.
Speaker 1: It's like, what is it like, Bunny, your ros are the.
Speaker 3: Apparently the owner was sick of people cranking up the
Speaker 3: AC and running their energy.
Speaker 5: Bill, but it's a yeah, I get.
Speaker 3: To pay a hotel, so they install that in and
Speaker 3: then the couple complained, but In the end, they still
Speaker 3: had to pay it because it was listed in the.
Speaker 6: Air change it.
Speaker 2: I mean, just live with the heat, man, No, so sweaty.
Speaker 1: It feels so good naked the whole time.
Speaker 3: So my question of my co hosts and our audience
Speaker 3: across the country at seven eighty five, nine to two,
Speaker 3: is that move overly stingy or do you see the
Speaker 3: owner's point of view?
Speaker 2: Is it bad? I'm totally on board for it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think it's overly stingy.
Speaker 2: I don't turn on a sea at our house. I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's eighty degrees in here. That's not too bad.
Speaker 3: Most people are here don't even have a c so
Speaker 3: the fact that you have it just shows.
Speaker 2: And I have a heat pump.
Speaker 3: I see that. I could kind of see it turning
Speaker 3: into a trend though. We're soon hotels and hotel start
Speaker 3: doing this for all their guests.
Speaker 2: Aines, Oh yeah, overhead.
Speaker 3: Oh man, if you want people to be even more
Speaker 3: upset on an airpoint, yeah, that's all you gotta do.
Speaker 3: But texting is seventy five ninety two? What do you
Speaker 3: think about that? Now, let's get onto the shock collar
Speaker 3: question of the day. We have a bucketfelo. Name's going
Speaker 3: to draw on out to you? Gets asked a trivia question.
Speaker 3: If you answer wrong, then you're gonna be punished by
Speaker 3: getting shocked while singing a song. So text into seventy
Speaker 3: five to nine two and tell us which one you
Speaker 3: would like to hear. Brook You're gonna draw a name
Speaker 3: out because you were the shot collar last did you get?
Speaker 1: I got Jose, the naughty cheeto, bologosh okay, hot cheeto.
Speaker 3: Get those dusty fingers going. And while that happens, digital jake,
Speaker 3: please read is the shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 3: If you made a.
Speaker 6: Dramatic film about Brooks commute to work, it would be
Speaker 6: called Bridges of Mad at the County. Wh Yeah, while
Speaker 6: you appreciate how good of a joke that was, tell
Speaker 6: you she's not alone because a new pole tells us
Speaker 6: that two thirds of people say a frustrating commute can
Speaker 6: ruin their entire day.
Speaker 8: Oh that's truth.
Speaker 6: The number one thing that can screw up your daily
Speaker 6: trip to work happens before you even start, and it's
Speaker 6: having a windshield covered in ice. I need you to
Speaker 6: come up with the rest of the top five things
Speaker 6: that can annoy you on your commute in no particular order.
Speaker 2: Please say our show did not make this list.
Speaker 3: Maybe not that, but when the female host on the
Speaker 3: show says something rude or offensive, we've got tons of
Speaker 3: texts coming out. Every single.
Speaker 9: Word.
Speaker 1: I just got to say, I appreciate everybody sitting in
Speaker 1: traffic and listening to us.
Speaker 2: It makes me.
Speaker 6: Happens in the morning when you don't have gas in
Speaker 6: your gas that's a great one.
Speaker 2: I had to stop my way to work, and that
Speaker 2: is so frustrating.
Speaker 5: Why I tell myself on the way home, I'm going
Speaker 5: to get up early and get gets and.
Speaker 8: Then I'm like, oh, I forgot it.
Speaker 1: See I just say, I mean, I really should take
Speaker 1: the other card today?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: You know when Jake mentioned it happens before and he
Speaker 1: said the ice on the windshield.
Speaker 2: I was actually thinking losing your keys. I hate when
Speaker 2: I'm running around the house.
Speaker 1: In the morning and I can't find my keys. But
Speaker 1: maybe that was the only before one that he was
Speaker 1: going to do.
Speaker 3: A lot of people here lose their keys because yeah,
Speaker 3: Minor never moved from where they.
Speaker 7: Are occasionally, but not every day, Brooky.
Speaker 2: Coats, I don't know where I put them.
Speaker 3: What about something that's more simple, just like getting stuck
Speaker 3: in traffic.
Speaker 1: I thought that was the whole basis of the question,
Speaker 1: is waiting you're stuck in traffic, you know, like unexpected traffic.
Speaker 1: What about just the merge lanes in general? Like it
Speaker 1: can either be you're the one that's going up to
Speaker 1: the front trying to cut in and nobody will let
Speaker 1: you in, or you're the one who's following the rule
Speaker 1: and getting in line eight miles back and then someone's
Speaker 1: trying to cut in and.
Speaker 3: You'r think people cutting you off. Is one that's definitely
Speaker 3: vers Let's get the question one more time.
Speaker 6: A new poll found the number one thing people get
Speaker 6: frustrated with on their morning commute is having a windshield
Speaker 6: covered in ice. You need to fill out the rest
Speaker 6: of the top five. And since this studio is technically
Speaker 6: a high occupancy vehicle, I'll give you a carpool lifeline.
Speaker 6: Tell me a number two through five, and I'll tell
Speaker 6: you the answer behind it.
Speaker 5: I'm glad you're doing this because I don't know if
Speaker 5: it's gonna be little like turn signals or you can
Speaker 5: just generally say rude.
Speaker 8: So give me number five.
Speaker 6: Number five is your windshield is foggy and you can't
Speaker 6: get it to clear up.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know that it's really personal to me, But
Speaker 1: can we talk about drawbridges else experience a bridge going
Speaker 1: up and them not letting you cross it?
Speaker 8: No, I don't think.
Speaker 2: And I hate boats right now is what it comes down.
Speaker 2: I hate them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that seems very specific.
Speaker 8: What if, like fist tacole you're eating falls all over
Speaker 8: your life.
Speaker 2: That's not bad. You spill hot coffee your I like that.
Speaker 2: I actually really like that. My other one that is
Speaker 2: really annoying.
Speaker 1: Okay, so not draw bridges, but trains when you have
Speaker 1: to stop for a train and then the train, Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, here I kind of missed adventure.
Speaker 3: You on every.
Speaker 5: Day offended by any other vehicle on the road or trying.
Speaker 3: To get somewhere. There was a bicycle one time.
Speaker 5: Annoying trains and bridges, She's like, I drink through a volcano.
Speaker 10: Crazy commuted asportation buses next, Okay, you gotta lock them in.
Speaker 8: We're locking them in.
Speaker 3: You have locked in unexpected bad traffic.
Speaker 5: Expected traffic, rude drivers, and spill something.
Speaker 6: According to a survey of two thousand people, these are
Speaker 6: the top things that can make your commute annoying. I
Speaker 6: already told you that. You get in your car and
Speaker 6: your wing shield covered in ice was one of them.
Speaker 6: And your windshield being foggy and not being able to
Speaker 6: get cleared up on the way. There is another.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 6: The other things on the list are getting stuck in
Speaker 6: a traffic jam. Okay, all right, I'll give you that.
Speaker 6: Number three, someone keeps tailgating you. I'll give you rude drivers.
Speaker 6: And number four it was said in the room, but
Speaker 6: it didn't make the final list. Someone cuts you off.
Speaker 8: I thought, yeah, that makes though.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well didn't get all of them right, so you're
Speaker 3: gonna get shocked. Jose and someone wants to hear the
Speaker 3: song Bad Habits by Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 1: I get it, bad habits of driving.
Speaker 5: My bad habits lead to late nights and alone conversations
Speaker 5: were the stranger barely No?
Speaker 2: I like that jam, You're good?
Speaker 3: That shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Between men and women, who's more sneaky?
Speaker 8: I think it equal?
Speaker 2: Hey, it depends on the person.
Speaker 3: Will a guy snoop on a girl's phone to see
Speaker 3: who she's been texting late at night?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean who's mom, Paw Katherine even sneaking around
Speaker 3: my back with this mom guy answer me. See, I
Speaker 3: think most people would say ladies can be a little
Speaker 3: more suspect and more skeptical when it comes to trusting
Speaker 3: their significant others way that. Well, I don't. I don't
Speaker 3: blame them either, because us, guys, we're not very smart
Speaker 3: and we're not great at controlling our impulses. We say,
Speaker 3: and we do dumb things all the time.
Speaker 2: A great brook, Well, I mean, but I think I
Speaker 2: do too.
Speaker 3: I agree, Okay, thank you. Even that what I said
Speaker 3: there wasn't all that smart. So it's no surprise that
Speaker 3: one of our listeners told us that she snooped on
Speaker 3: her boyfriend and came across a hidden ring box. Oh,
Speaker 3: she was shocked when she saw that, but even more
Speaker 3: shocked at what she found inside because it was not
Speaker 3: what she was expecting. You'll find out what it was
Speaker 3: in a brand new mass speaker coming up. You don't
Speaker 3: hear me confession I can't take back O armed mouse
Speaker 3: speak text into seven eighty five nine two says I
Speaker 3: secretly love seeing someone else's kid have a meltdown in
Speaker 3: public because I know it's not my kid.
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel that joy. It feels bad, you feel
Speaker 2: guilty about it.
Speaker 3: But also, I mean, everybody at some point is said
Speaker 3: under their breath, thank god, that's not me. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: that's what our listeners usually say when they hear people
Speaker 3: on this segment confessing to all sorts of unsavory things.
Speaker 3: In fact, we have somebody on the line right now,
Speaker 3: ready to make us feel better about our life decisions.
Speaker 3: And she's chosen to use the fake name Claire. So Claire,
Speaker 3: thank you for joining us and letting us smile inwardly
Speaker 3: at your questionable choices.
Speaker 11: How wow, wow, I hope you get throw.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Well, we're here for voice changers on. You
Speaker 3: are now the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, go ahead,
Speaker 3: tell us your confession.
Speaker 11: Right, And I'm seeing this guy just two years. We
Speaker 11: live together, and as I'm cleaning out our closet, something
Speaker 11: falls from the top shop and hits me ahead, and
Speaker 11: I don't think much of it, but when I look
Speaker 11: down at the floor, it was a box. A ring box.
Speaker 8: We what a ring box?
Speaker 2: Like an engagement ring box?
Speaker 11: Yeah, like the one you see in the movies.
Speaker 1: Oh, and you guys aren't engaged yet.
Speaker 11: No, speakless, like I didn't know what to do. I
Speaker 11: was trying to stay out for at least a couple
Speaker 11: of minutes time. You I shouldn't open it.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, I'm exciting.
Speaker 2: You've been living together for two years. Aren't you expecting this?
Speaker 11: I mean, I've been hoping for it. I didn't think
Speaker 11: I was going to find it myself, you know, like
Speaker 11: it was okay?
Speaker 3: So what do you do? Do you look at it?
Speaker 3: Or do you not look at it? As a woman?
Speaker 3: What do you do you? I don't what It's supposed
Speaker 3: to be a surprise right when you first see it,
Speaker 3: when they propose.
Speaker 1: It's not a woman or a male thing. It's like,
Speaker 1: do you like surprise rises or do you not?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't care if it's my ring and it's
Speaker 5: just a band, I'm not looking, so Claire, what do
Speaker 5: you do?
Speaker 3: Do you look or no?
Speaker 11: I'll tell you what I did.
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 8: What is your disappoint Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: But then you're that it's easier to mask your disappointment
Speaker 1: if you know that it's not going to be what
Speaker 1: you want exactly.
Speaker 11: And I'm glad I did because I wasn't a little
Speaker 11: disappointed when I say it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, okay, what were you disappointed about?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 11: Because I think I noticed as a guy like smile
Speaker 11: and I imagine it.
Speaker 1: Would be.
Speaker 8: But it's understandable.
Speaker 3: So the ring isn't the way you were thinking or
Speaker 3: hoping it would. Look what do you do at that point?
Speaker 3: Garbage can no.
Speaker 11: Lost, It's salvageable. So I took it to the.
Speaker 2: Jew it Wait what you didn't just put it back
Speaker 2: in the class?
Speaker 4: I was so hot?
Speaker 11: Who the jeweler that?
Speaker 4: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 11: Okay, getting a new ring?
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 5: You said, he already asked, and then you are going
Speaker 5: to get into a ring with his permission.
Speaker 8: That is like multiple live.
Speaker 11: I suppose you say I found the engagement ring that
Speaker 11: you see be bought for me, and I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I think you just say you just say yes. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to spend my life with you. I don't
Speaker 1: care if the ring isn't exactly what I want, because
Speaker 1: relationships don't work out exactly like I expect.
Speaker 3: Either didn't change her engagement ring until after the proposal.
Speaker 1: I don't change my engagement a wedding band.
Speaker 3: Oh that's why it looks different. Okay, you don't in
Speaker 3: public anymore?
Speaker 5: But I do like let him ask, act surprise, and
Speaker 5: then later you can say, hey, honey, do you mind
Speaker 5: if I make some alterations while it becomes a wedding
Speaker 5: band or something like that.
Speaker 12: You have said you spent that much on a girl,
Speaker 12: and then she says she doesn't like it.
Speaker 8: I would be hurt. You're right, I would.
Speaker 2: I don't think this is a good idea. So did
Speaker 2: you go through with it?
Speaker 8: Happened?
Speaker 11: I did go through it, and you know, after speaking
Speaker 11: with the tour I have sadded, probably did best go
Speaker 11: if you just add it like a half tre.
Speaker 2: Like what what do you mean, like on the side
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 11: Well, he took the sun your stone and replaced it
Speaker 11: with a stone that was a half kick.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, so.
Speaker 2: It's like a solitaire. I don't know. I'm not a
Speaker 2: diamond person, as I don't know enough sounds any upgrade
Speaker 2: sounds going to be Did you pay for that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 11: What I did was I just added a couple of
Speaker 11: months to the Peean plan that took.
Speaker 3: Out without permission.
Speaker 11: It worked more like something I was imagining.
Speaker 3: Okay, so then what do you do now you have
Speaker 3: the new ring?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 11: So I took him home and I put it back
Speaker 11: in the closet.
Speaker 8: Are you still waiting?
Speaker 7: Status?
Speaker 12: Again?
Speaker 11: He proposed?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: It's a happy thing?
Speaker 2: She really likes the ring? Now, a lot of red flags?
Speaker 3: Did you say?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 11: I did. I'm so happy that it wasn't the surprising.
Speaker 3: What about his reaction when he saw the new ring?
Speaker 11: So you know when you booked out, tiny face, she said,
Speaker 11: it looks bigger than he remembered.
Speaker 2: Like patting himself on the back.
Speaker 11: But you know, he's been so happy since, and everybody
Speaker 11: who's seen the ring has been commentating him.
Speaker 2: So I mean, at least it too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but don't you regret it, because it sounds like
Speaker 1: you ruined your proposal moment for yourself. Like it sounds
Speaker 1: like he loved it, but it sounds like for you
Speaker 1: it was kind of not as fun.
Speaker 11: You know, I don't really feel that bad because I
Speaker 11: have what I want and she's been in.
Speaker 8: Everything's perfect.
Speaker 2: And all the secrets to know about.
Speaker 8: On the surface.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we've learned in life.
Speaker 8: Be fine.
Speaker 3: Yes, but we also can't swim.
Speaker 8: So let's stay afloating.
Speaker 3: Good LuFe. Congratulations on your engagement, Claire.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's line in the future. All right, Claire, let's keep.
Speaker 3: It in text into seventy five nine too. If you
Speaker 3: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can
Speaker 3: hide your identity by masking your voice and you can
Speaker 3: become the next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up.
Speaker 4: Next, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I know you guys don't know Margaret, but guess who's
Speaker 3: about to cannon ball back into the dating pool. Have
Speaker 3: her friend set her up for a prank phone call
Speaker 3: today because she signed up for a few different singles events.
Speaker 3: And look, if you think the male dating scene is
Speaker 3: full of losers and weirdos and creepers, you'd be wrong.
Speaker 3: The ones we have set up for her to me
Speaker 3: today are way way worse than that. It's a rapid
Speaker 3: fire speed dating disaster in your brand new phone tab
Speaker 3: right now. Another on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, is this Margaret? Yeah, this is Denise.
Speaker 1: Listen, this is Denise R. Knockin and I'm calling from Singles.
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering, like, are you running a little bit late?
Speaker 1: Are you in a garage?
Speaker 2: Where are you what?
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, what what is it about?
Speaker 2: Are you in the parking garage? Maybe you got lost.
Speaker 7: I don't know, No, I am, I'm not supposed to
Speaker 7: be anywhere right now.
Speaker 12: You've got to be kidding me, do you right?
Speaker 7: Number? I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. You're Margaret right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you remember last week Tavern's Happy? How were you
Speaker 1: signed up for speed dating service?
Speaker 12: I mean I remember putting my name down some coworkers
Speaker 12: for fun, but like, no.
Speaker 2: Where are you?
Speaker 7: No one ever told me anything about a specific time
Speaker 7: or boy?
Speaker 2: Stay over there?
Speaker 1: Please God, I'm at a level with you here. I'm new,
Speaker 1: and I've got a room full of dudes and no ladies.
Speaker 1: Real sausage fest over here, and I'm gonna lose my
Speaker 1: job if i don't have at least one woman to
Speaker 1: participate in this. Okay, well, I'm I mean, I can't
Speaker 1: like drive to where you are right now.
Speaker 7: I'm at lunch and.
Speaker 2: Fine, it's fine. You don't need to drive.
Speaker 1: You don't need to drive, as long as you're willing
Speaker 1: to do it over the phone and just meet a
Speaker 1: few eligible bachelors would been amazing.
Speaker 2: And I will get fired. You will save my butt. Hey, guys, hey, guys, we.
Speaker 8: Have what a woman?
Speaker 1: All right, Bachelor number one.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 7: Hold on I didn't agree to this.
Speaker 9: Oh jays, they says Rolando, and I have been listening.
Speaker 3: Did you speak?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 9: Jordan voice sounds like angel of all of the angels,
Speaker 9: Like if there was a haven above the havens, your
Speaker 9: voice would be the first thing people would hear when
Speaker 9: they entered the barely gates.
Speaker 7: Uh, can you put the lady back on phone?
Speaker 3: If I were to.
Speaker 9: Guess how you smell, I would say it's like a
Speaker 9: mixture of banula and the finest sturgeon of all the world.
Speaker 7: Do you think I smell like feshion vanilla?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: J oh no, I'm sorry. That's your time. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: we have to try to get through everybody.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, I'm not doing this. I don't I don't
Speaker 7: want to be doing this right now.
Speaker 2: Just wait till you meet bachelor number two.
Speaker 3: Hey, Margot, my name is Alan Wintuban.
Speaker 7: Good god, how old are you are you?
Speaker 3: Why are you into older men?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 7: Not your age, grandpa.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you something, sweetie. When's the last time
Speaker 3: you changed the diaper?
Speaker 8: No, I don't need it.
Speaker 3: It's just a king comin O.
Speaker 8: Wow, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So okay, listen I know he's old, but apparently he's
Speaker 1: got money.
Speaker 7: You're not listening like I can't.
Speaker 2: We'll try Bachelor number three.
Speaker 8: Bachelor number three O me.
Speaker 9: Name's Frank bumy Mites call me clone.
Speaker 7: Not interested.
Speaker 9: I'd like to get to know you, but you can't
Speaker 9: ask me any questions. All right, that's classified information. I
Speaker 9: can't tell you anything about my past or what I've done,
Speaker 9: but I will say I'm closer than you think.
Speaker 7: Don't That doesn't sound sketchy at all.
Speaker 2: Thank you over, Thank you. Bachelor number three gone.
Speaker 7: Where did you find these people?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: Are you into bad boys?
Speaker 7: Like you mean?
Speaker 4: Psychopaths?
Speaker 7: No, I'm not really up for dating someone who's criminal record.
Speaker 9: That's classified.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: No, thank you number four again.
Speaker 2: No, Alan, I said, don't sit down. Your hip's not
Speaker 2: a her.
Speaker 12: Well.
Speaker 10: Hello, my name is Steady Eddie. My first b dating
Speaker 10: event execontly my.
Speaker 3: First date ever.
Speaker 7: This is my last dating event.
Speaker 3: I don't have a lot of time.
Speaker 10: I like a granola and long walks on the beach. Well,
Speaker 10: actually short walks on the beach because sometimes I get
Speaker 10: sand in my socks.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, thank you.
Speaker 10: My mom told me I can't do that anymore. And
Speaker 10: sometimes one time I found a seashell in there.
Speaker 2: You're done? He wow, say the best for last? There
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 7: Didn't we Are you hearing what they're saying?
Speaker 1: I know, I know?
Speaker 2: So which one are you gonna choose? I don't envy
Speaker 2: you having to make this choice?
Speaker 7: Okay, let me think about it. None of them?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I can't accept that answer.
Speaker 1: Your best friend Caroline said that at the end of
Speaker 1: this you had to pick one.
Speaker 7: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Because she's the one that set you up for a
Speaker 2: prank phone call?
Speaker 8: Why did this was a time I came here for real?
Speaker 8: Wait a minute, I thought you were my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: He say it Jeffrey, and we're doing a phone tap
Speaker 2: on you?
Speaker 12: OK God, I swear to god, I was gonna freak out,
Speaker 12: like what is happening?
Speaker 1: Caroline said, your newly sickle and she just wanted to
Speaker 1: welcome you to the daily life.
Speaker 7: That was the terrifying experience I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 4: Wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 4: the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Today, we're going to attempt to answer a burning question
Speaker 3: that young women everywhere have been asking themselves for years.
Speaker 3: How do I get myself a date with the air
Speaker 3: to a mega fortune answer? Alexis actually had a chance
Speaker 3: at that once and she blew it. You know what
Speaker 3: I'm you know what I'm talking about. But now there
Speaker 3: is a listener who's in a very similar situation, and
Speaker 3: this time we want to get it right. You want
Speaker 3: to help she's already faltered once. Can we help her
Speaker 3: save it with a brand new edition of Textual Healing.
Speaker 3: We're going to try to do it coming up next
Speaker 3: text you will Healing Textual You know most people have
Speaker 3: ten fingers, but if there's an emergency and you need
Speaker 3: an eleventh to get the job done texting, of course,
Speaker 3: then you've come to the right place. With Textual Healing.
Speaker 4: We.
Speaker 3: Are if you haven't heard it before, It's basically our
Speaker 3: way to help out our listeners who need a little
Speaker 3: bit of advice on what to say in a text conversation.
Speaker 3: And So, who's today's honored guest that needs our magical
Speaker 3: eleventh finger. Her name is Valerie. Valerie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Hi, She's not faked out by it.
Speaker 8: I don't know what the index, It doesn't.
Speaker 3: Matter what finger you need. So Valerie, tell us a
Speaker 3: little bit about a situation that you're dealing with and
Speaker 3: how we can help heal you textually. Of course.
Speaker 12: Oh well, I'm going to need the healing. So I
Speaker 12: met this guy Tom at a happy hour. He's my
Speaker 12: friend's coworker, and you know, he was a nice guy
Speaker 12: and everything. I mean, I wasn't necessarily attracted to him,
Speaker 12: but I guess my friend thought it was a good
Speaker 12: idea to give him my number when he asked for it.
Speaker 12: So what happens, Oh, she gave him your number, yes,
Speaker 12: without asking my permission, and then I got a random test.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh okay, that's always What did he say?
Speaker 12: So he asked me out? I was like, my initial
Speaker 12: thought was like, that was really nice. But I know
Speaker 12: this sounds kind of shallow, but I'm really cute, Like
Speaker 12: I'm hot. I get a lot of guys after me,
Speaker 12: so I'm I'm used to it, and he's not really
Speaker 12: my type. So I kind of wanted to blow him off.
Speaker 12: And the nicest way possible, you could.
Speaker 2: Have just led with he's not my type the confidence
Speaker 2: I do, and I like that, but we probably don't
Speaker 2: need to tell him that. Like, I'm hotter than you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so is that what you need our help with?
Speaker 3: To let him down?
Speaker 12: Well, I guess a little deeper. So I decided to
Speaker 12: just lie to him. I don't want to be like, hey,
Speaker 12: you're a few years older than me, I'm not really
Speaker 12: into you. You have a receiving hair.
Speaker 1: Lying.
Speaker 2: Oh did you think Alexis is that brutal? No, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't say it to him.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 12: No, I just went the route of like, oh, I'm
Speaker 12: really sick, maybe some other time. And then a week later,
Speaker 12: like clockwork, he messaged me again and asked me for
Speaker 12: drinks for this upcoming weekend.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think you're getting confused with like calling
Speaker 1: sick for work.
Speaker 4: And.
Speaker 12: Well I took whatever excuse I could think of, because
Speaker 12: you know, I thought that was the easier way out.
Speaker 12: And now I'm just in a little deep because I
Speaker 12: told him that a family member passed away and I'd
Speaker 12: be out of town for the funeral.
Speaker 3: What.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So first you were sick and now
Speaker 2: somebody's dead.
Speaker 12: It happened, right, yeah, all the worse things.
Speaker 3: Next week you're in jail, the hurricanes happening.
Speaker 8: I can't so we're doing damage control.
Speaker 4: Then well, it.
Speaker 12: Gets more complicated guys.
Speaker 3: Oh no, boy, what happened?
Speaker 12: Oh well, so I guessed my friend and I was like,
Speaker 12: here's what's going on. I like this guy. He's a
Speaker 12: nice dive, but he's not really my type. And she's like,
Speaker 12: well he's really really rich. Oh like just the heads
Speaker 12: up that changes things. And then I did what every
Speaker 12: girl would do. I just googled his name and I
Speaker 12: found out that he's the heir to a huge fortune.
Speaker 12: Like the company his grandfather started has been around like
Speaker 12: a hundred years or something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Relaiting hairline just got hot.
Speaker 12: So it's actually a company that, like anybody that went
Speaker 12: into a rosary store, like you guys have seen this
Speaker 12: company a million times. I almost fell off my chair
Speaker 12: when I read this, So of course I was like,
Speaker 12: oh my god, what did I do?
Speaker 3: So after you found out that now he's super rich,
Speaker 3: now you're interested.
Speaker 12: So now I'm totally interested.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, so like now you can.
Speaker 2: Be attracted to him? Yeah it works like that, broke,
Speaker 2: I don't sounds it doesn't work like that in my head. Okay,
Speaker 2: So we're moving forward to.
Speaker 3: Money is an attractive thing. Yeah, apparently power do.
Speaker 2: You still have to have sex with it, Like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, close your eyes. It just it doesn't work
Speaker 2: for me, but it works for you.
Speaker 12: I just want to say something. He's not the worst
Speaker 12: guy I've ever seen, Like, he's not that bad, but
Speaker 12: the money took him to another level. You girls want
Speaker 12: to talk about anyway, doesn't I got you? So I
Speaker 12: made it even worse and I tested him again and
Speaker 12: I was like, oh my god, you won't believe it.
Speaker 12: My aunt woke up in the coffin and I'll speak out.
Speaker 1: What wow?
Speaker 3: Oh so now you're free? Just kidding, She's fine, But.
Speaker 2: You honestly told that my aunt woke up in the coffin.
Speaker 12: I even used the emoji.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: That family is burying their aunt alive. That's what I
Speaker 2: want to know.
Speaker 3: How does he respond to that text?
Speaker 12: He actually hasn't responded yet. It's really dumb. And I
Speaker 12: really want to go on a date. And now I
Speaker 12: got myself in trouble. I have no idea what to
Speaker 12: say him.
Speaker 4: Why.
Speaker 12: You guys hopefully will be my saviors.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, wow, you have dug us a giant hole
Speaker 3: to crawl out of.
Speaker 2: But we're doing a follow up text and my aunt
Speaker 2: woke up in a coffin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean I think you just need to
Speaker 3: get his sympathy back now and be like, oh, actually
Speaker 3: she died again, so funerals back on.
Speaker 12: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: No, honestly, I think you probably the point just need
Speaker 3: to own up to what you've done and just say that,
Speaker 3: like it was a joke.
Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking. I was thinking, a joke. Sorry,
Speaker 2: just say sorry, I have a dark sense of humor
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: Sorry, bad joke.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but it's so random it sounds like a joke.
Speaker 7: It does.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean, actually that's that's what I was thinking
Speaker 12: of texting. But I needed your confirmation to know it
Speaker 12: was okay to say.
Speaker 3: That, just what, sorry, bad joke and like maybe like
Speaker 3: a like a Sideway's sideways face.
Speaker 1: Kay, okay, And you could even add that was a
Speaker 1: lot funnier in my head, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Hmm, Because I think.
Speaker 1: Everyone can understand when you send a joke via text
Speaker 1: that you think is going to be really funny, and
Speaker 1: even when you reread it, you're like, oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: well and somebody knew.
Speaker 8: Like if it was like one of your besties, you.
Speaker 2: Totally and they know your sense of humor totally val
Speaker 2: sending that.
Speaker 12: Oh I sent it, I send it already, skim okay, okay,
Speaker 12: so now.
Speaker 8: We wait, all right, well that's good. Now this is
Speaker 8: at least he can, you know, just say, well, okay,
Speaker 8: I mean it is.
Speaker 3: He'll say, ha ha ha, he's getting a weird, weird
Speaker 3: read on your humor right now. But that's okay.
Speaker 12: I'm sorry to interrupt you, guys that wait, there's dus already.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's texting back.
Speaker 2: Well he didn't repay to the first.
Speaker 12: Yeah, no, I'm sorry. Oh my god, he said, Wait
Speaker 12: where you're joking that your aunt woke up in the
Speaker 12: coffin or that she died?
Speaker 3: Just say, just say all of it, all of it,
Speaker 3: all of it, do you think, Yeah, I'm a huge liar.
Speaker 3: You can't trust anything I said.
Speaker 5: No, No, you want to say she was in the hospital,
Speaker 5: but she's one hundred percent better now. You never just
Speaker 5: say I'm joking about her waking up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, save that the dead aunt, like they still free?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can. You can at least get a date
Speaker 3: if you still have a dead ant. You can't get
Speaker 3: a date if you're like, oh, I joked.
Speaker 1: About the whole I know you want to date if
Speaker 1: you haven't done, So what what if you just don't
Speaker 1: go into specifics about what you were joking about? Just
Speaker 1: say no the aunt waking up, but I am free
Speaker 1: this weekend.
Speaker 3: Just move it past. Shift to the next part of
Speaker 3: the conversation, trying not to stick too long. I can't
Speaker 3: think that, Valerie, what do you think?
Speaker 12: No, I think that sounds good because like, I'm not
Speaker 12: gonna do well if he keeps trying to get details.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what brand of coffin did she wake up in?
Speaker 8: I just bought the company?
Speaker 12: Okay, so I wrote I was joking about the waking
Speaker 12: up part anyway. Turns out I'm free this weekend.
Speaker 2: Okay, but a smiley face maybe?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, sent it all right, So that suns out. We
Speaker 3: need to go to break real quick. So we're gonna
Speaker 3: play a song. We'll come back and see how millionaire
Speaker 3: billionaire Tom responds when we do more textual healing. Next,
Speaker 3: we're in the middle of textual healing with one of
Speaker 3: our listeners named Valerie, and she's trying to get a
Speaker 3: date with a guy that she's kind of loan off
Speaker 3: twice already, but then she found out that he's loaded
Speaker 3: the heir to a mega fortune. Apparently that's her number
Speaker 3: one love language. So right now she's trying to back
Speaker 3: out of the second excuse that she used, which was
Speaker 3: her aunt passed away tragically. Yeah, so we're in the
Speaker 3: middle of backing out of that. And the last text
Speaker 3: that she sent, she said she was joking about her
Speaker 3: family member waking up in a coffin. Oh yeah, but said, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm still down to clown this weekend. Don't know if
Speaker 3: that's really the best way to handle this, but you
Speaker 3: know what, Let's see if the guy responded, Valerie, has
Speaker 3: he sent anything back?
Speaker 4: He did?
Speaker 2: Okay, oh god, okay. We ended on a real big
Speaker 2: positive that you were free.
Speaker 12: Yeah. Well he's very curious because he's like, okay, question mark,
Speaker 12: question mark, question mark. So what happened to the funeral?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Why would he ask that? Why did you have to
Speaker 2: did you have to tell your hand?
Speaker 1: Why couldn't you have just said you're busy like every
Speaker 1: other human on the planet, said we get those hands
Speaker 1: like me.
Speaker 3: You want to get a time machine and reverse and
Speaker 3: go back and reading the text, she said, Look, I
Speaker 3: think we're dealing with the air to a mega fortune here,
Speaker 3: So during the break, I actually looked up how to
Speaker 3: attract a rich guy, and lots of dating experts wait in.
Speaker 3: But I liked one comment from plug but sixty two,
Speaker 3: who said, get a boob job?
Speaker 2: What they always tell me that? I'm like, do I
Speaker 2: have to.
Speaker 4: Out?
Speaker 3: But seriously, one of the experts really said, rich men
Speaker 3: like sensible women who have other things going on in
Speaker 3: their lives besides just dating.
Speaker 2: Funerals with.
Speaker 3: Funerals, taking a class, you know, being social with their
Speaker 3: other friends, et cetera. So, Valerie, do you have any
Speaker 3: hobbies or sensibilities you could like weave into this conversation?
Speaker 2: Is this like and prejudice?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're dealing with rich, elite men. What they give?
Speaker 2: What's a rich man I've never had, Valerie.
Speaker 12: I mean I do like rock climbing, and I mean
Speaker 12: I could actually say, hey, that's how my aunt died.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, okay, we need to be in the past.
Speaker 12: And you just kidding.
Speaker 2: You just have to say the funeral.
Speaker 3: Valors that she was joking.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 8: She was seventy four, That's why she fell off.
Speaker 3: She's got a very dry, very raw sense of Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like it, Valerie.
Speaker 1: You text it's not good translate, right, Well, you have
Speaker 1: to address the funeral first, right in the sex, you
Speaker 1: have to say the funeral got moved.
Speaker 2: Just leave up general.
Speaker 12: I was actually thinking, maybe I can tell him the
Speaker 12: funerals at noon and I'm free, like later in the
Speaker 12: day or at night.
Speaker 1: I feel like most people wouldn't want to take you
Speaker 1: out on a date after you've been crying.
Speaker 3: Fun people would like to go out on a date
Speaker 3: after a funeral. And she wear a little black dressed
Speaker 3: to both yes sexy, don't.
Speaker 11: Like a time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, oh, the funerals earlier than I thought, I
Speaker 1: can still.
Speaker 11: Make it, okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that when
Speaker 11: you lie, you.
Speaker 1: Don't want to give specifics because then you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to remember specifics and that's bad.
Speaker 12: Well, this is why I'm coming to you, guys. Okay,
Speaker 12: clearly I'm not good at this, So I could just
Speaker 12: say the funerals earlier in the day. I'm actually free
Speaker 12: at night.
Speaker 1: Just say earlier than I thought. I'm still free to
Speaker 1: go out Saturday night.
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, the funerals earlier than I thought. I'm actually free.
Speaker 3: At night and kissing emoji no, no, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: drink drink emoji, Martini glass emoji.
Speaker 2: I don't think any emojis.
Speaker 3: Okay, did you.
Speaker 11: Did that one?
Speaker 2: It would be double smiling.
Speaker 3: Did you put an emoji on that, Valerie?
Speaker 12: I didn't. I feel like I should keeping emojis.
Speaker 2: For like everything, dancing girl over the top of the.
Speaker 8: When she's emoji of clothes on the floor, emoji everything.
Speaker 3: Okay, We're going to wait to see if he responds,
Speaker 3: but I'm in the meantime, Jose, what's your strategy? How
Speaker 3: do you get a rich girl rich girl? I' no idea.
Speaker 8: I get younger girls that are broke and that have
Speaker 8: no self esteem.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh, I couldn't even try. If I wanted yourself
Speaker 3: from their phone.
Speaker 5: I'm a comedian and they're like, oh gross. Remember I
Speaker 5: asked her out the artist Lizzo, and she was like, oh,
Speaker 5: you're a comedian. Y'all talk about your girlfriends on stage,
Speaker 5: which is true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you trying to talk to us?
Speaker 8: Sorry?
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Oh my god, Oh my god,
Speaker 12: oh my god.
Speaker 2: What did he write back?
Speaker 12: Yeah, So he goes, I'm actually jetting out Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 12: I'll be gone for a month. But I wouldn't mind
Speaker 12: going with you to the funeral to offer some support.
Speaker 3: This guy will not get off of the funeral, get
Speaker 3: on that jet.
Speaker 2: No, okay, he taught her and he wants proof.
Speaker 8: He suspects something, and he's liked the funeral.
Speaker 2: Then no, No, You're family is really private. Your family's
Speaker 2: very private.
Speaker 1: They are part of the weird, weird religious sect that
Speaker 1: doesn't allow people into the inner circle.
Speaker 3: No details.
Speaker 2: I mean, he can't come your your aunt would disapprove
Speaker 2: funerals everyone's allowed to or anything.
Speaker 1: You don't take a date to a funeral, Tell him
Speaker 1: that's tacky.
Speaker 12: I really feel like I need to connect with him
Speaker 12: though before he leaves, or like that'll be it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So what are you gonna do? Kill your aunt
Speaker 2: so that there's a funeral this weekend?
Speaker 12: That's not a terrible idea, Like not the killing my
Speaker 12: aunt part of What if I just take him to
Speaker 12: like a funeral, Like I'll find some old lady who
Speaker 12: passed away. I'll go there for five minutes, like I'll
Speaker 12: start crying, I'll dress all the black all that, and
Speaker 12: then we leave and then they'll just like make out
Speaker 12: because he's going to console me as kind of thing.
Speaker 12: I'm engaged to a billionaire.
Speaker 11: I'm kind of for this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you don't. It's all like you have
Speaker 3: to go and talk to anybody or give a speech
Speaker 3: at the funeral. You just have to pop in real quickly,
Speaker 3: Like I can't. I can't. I loved her too much.
Speaker 3: I have to leave.
Speaker 2: Patu're not crier, So.
Speaker 3: Put on your nosemear makeup that day.
Speaker 12: Wear sunglasses. I wear like really big sunglasses that like
Speaker 12: stay in the back and be like, oh, I can't
Speaker 12: talk to anybody in my family? Is too hard?
Speaker 3: Are you sure you don't want to just kill your
Speaker 3: nd It might be easy.
Speaker 2: You're gonna funeral crash.
Speaker 1: I mean at one point, you know a lot of
Speaker 1: people may be offended by that. But if it was
Speaker 1: at my funeral, I'd be.
Speaker 6: Cool with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean. Death, especially if.
Speaker 2: I was the dead one. I think it'd be cool.
Speaker 3: Especially if a billionaire shows up to your funeral. That
Speaker 3: makes me look extra important because.
Speaker 1: It just adds a little mystery to the person's life
Speaker 1: who just died.
Speaker 8: I'm not the only one getting stiffed at here.
Speaker 3: I mean, I hate to say this. I'm kind of
Speaker 3: coming around on this idea that you just go to
Speaker 3: a random funeral.
Speaker 12: I think this is just the easiest thing, guys, Like,
Speaker 12: I've dug myself in this whole and no pun in,
Speaker 12: and I really don't want to risk losing him, Like
Speaker 12: before he goes away, I need to see him and
Speaker 12: like stay in his mind, because he can go off
Speaker 12: and just meet someone else to forget about me, okay,
Speaker 12: and I don't want that.
Speaker 1: Okay, when you're looking at the obituaries, just find someone
Speaker 1: who like seems fun loving at least, Okay.
Speaker 12: I mean, what do you guys think if I just
Speaker 12: say I might like that.
Speaker 2: Is this a moral thing that we shouldn't cross?
Speaker 4: It is bad?
Speaker 3: There's nothing bad about attending somebody's funeral.
Speaker 8: More than they talk to anybody. I agree, if she
Speaker 8: can like not finesse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta find someone that's well loved though, so
Speaker 1: there's lots of people there.
Speaker 3: You don't want to show up at a lonely person,
Speaker 3: all right, So I mean I think you have our support, Valerie,
Speaker 3: to go out, just find a funeral, attend it for
Speaker 3: a couple of minutes, and then and then just go
Speaker 3: on your date with mister billionaire.
Speaker 1: If you give us an update, yes, I like that,
Speaker 1: we need it or no, and we'll get yes, we'd
Speaker 1: come back and tell.
Speaker 12: Us what happened. I promise I will let you know
Speaker 12: what happens. I will keep you updated because this.
Speaker 3: Is a big Okay.
Speaker 1: Right now, just text him, Okay, I'll send you the
Speaker 1: info later.
Speaker 2: Plan on it.
Speaker 1: Saturday morning, okay, Flag he wants to go to a funeral.
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: One guy is getting roasted for his Valentine's Day video
Speaker 3: and he thought that he was doing a good thing. Also,
Speaker 3: why should you think twice before helping a sad, lost
Speaker 3: child out on the streets.
Speaker 2: That's what we're saying.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you you need to think about it. You're
Speaker 3: gonna hear why in a brand newtok click shot that's
Speaker 3: coming up.
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I had the weirdest dream last night.
Speaker 7: You did.
Speaker 3: John Wick was fighting Captain Jack Sparroweah. Each one had
Speaker 3: a Chiso burrito Chipotle in their hand, and just when
Speaker 3: it looked like Captain Jack was getting the upper hand,
Speaker 3: John Wick yelled TikTok click shot And then I woke up.
Speaker 3: But that reminded me, Oh, yeah, we're doing TikTok click shot.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 3: He is so shocked at how many clicks that viral
Speaker 3: video is getting. We've got some of the biggest tiktoks
Speaker 3: from the past week. Let's get into it. Your first
Speaker 3: TikTok click shock got close to half a million views.
Speaker 3: It's a guy with the username real King Kong, and
Speaker 3: he's a self proclaimed millionaire that shares videos about how
Speaker 3: to become rich all over His.
Speaker 1: People are so annoying and it's always self proclaimed. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I would like to see some evidence to back any
Speaker 1: of this millionaire stuff up.
Speaker 2: Well, give me some bank statement you want evidence.
Speaker 3: He took to the app on Valentine's Day to share
Speaker 3: a short video where he's dining at a small restaurant
Speaker 3: chain called The Olive Garden a millionaires, so it looks
Speaker 3: like he ate his meal, and then he starts the
Speaker 3: video after that, and he's paying his bill okay, and
Speaker 3: he tells his elderly waitress to swipe on the payment
Speaker 3: screen till it reaches the maximum tip percentage.
Speaker 2: WHOA, that's cool for him.
Speaker 8: That's why I want to be rich someday is to
Speaker 8: do stuff like that.
Speaker 1: And he's obviously doing it out of kindness, not cloudy.
Speaker 8: I mean that's why.
Speaker 3: By the way, we're recording, so and he yells quote
Speaker 3: boom two hundred percent okay, I mean, and leaves the
Speaker 3: old lady completely stunned.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's probably what a thirty dollars bill.
Speaker 3: The bill for his meal was forty six dollars, okay,
Speaker 3: meaning that the woman walked away with a ninety two
Speaker 3: dollars Yeah, okay, I mean that's cool. So he posted
Speaker 3: the video and in the comments there were a few
Speaker 3: normal ones, like you know, a lucky waiter.
Speaker 4: Up.
Speaker 3: But then a wave of anger.
Speaker 1: Came through, right because he's doing it all just for clicks.
Speaker 1: He's not doing it to like help anyone out, doing
Speaker 1: it to help himself.
Speaker 3: He was saying, who cares? This is only for the content.
Speaker 3: If he felt the need to film this for the
Speaker 3: internet clout, then it doesn't count. Even more people jumped
Speaker 3: on calling him patronizing, self aggrandizing. Don't know what that means.
Speaker 3: A lot of eyesing work. Anytime someone calls you something icing,
Speaker 3: it's bad. Somebody even questioned if he was really a
Speaker 3: multi millionaire?
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, am.
Speaker 8: I the only one that's like, dude ninety two, just
Speaker 8: give her a hundred.
Speaker 3: Chap.
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, round up and then making a big
Speaker 1: show out of it and making her go up to
Speaker 1: two undred percent.
Speaker 2: Just do it yourself.
Speaker 8: Man, that was big like twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: All right, bro, she's still going to all that on
Speaker 3: her taxi. No one's impressed. So his response to all
Speaker 3: the haters is, quote, it doesn't matter how you live
Speaker 3: your life, you'll always be judged by someone else. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: the best thing to do is ignore the noise and.
Speaker 7: Just do you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Welling video.
Speaker 3: That's a TikTok click shot. You're next, TikTok click shock.
Speaker 3: It's a weird video that's racked up thousands of views.
Speaker 3: But a Florida woman named Shannon Fraser was walking near
Speaker 3: an outdoor mall when this twelve year old boy comes
Speaker 3: running up to her and asks for help.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's so scary.
Speaker 3: So she's crying, saying that his phone was dead okay,
Speaker 3: and he couldn't reach his family or his friends okay.
Speaker 3: So he has to borrow her phone to get in
Speaker 3: touch with him, and without thinking, she just hands.
Speaker 4: It to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, I mean, he's a twelve year old
Speaker 1: little boy.
Speaker 3: So the boy cries thank you, and he opened up
Speaker 3: her maps app. It's a little weird. So she's standing
Speaker 3: nearby watching this happen, and what she doesn't realize is
Speaker 3: he also opened up her Venmo no, and within seconds
Speaker 3: he transferred four thousand dollars to himself.
Speaker 8: Oh god, that's smart.
Speaker 3: And the bank accounts where the money went to they'd
Speaker 3: only been set up an hour before that happened. Wow, kid, smart, dude,
Speaker 3: you're giving him problem.
Speaker 1: You get your hustle on, you end up being that millionaire.
Speaker 2: All yeah, yeah, I knows it, Like, what the heck?
Speaker 3: That's crazy. Days later, when she finally realized.
Speaker 2: What happened, she didn't realize immediately.
Speaker 3: No, then she went back and looked and all the
Speaker 3: accounts had been withdrawn and closed.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so you can't even get the money back.
Speaker 1: It's not even sitting anywhere that could be transferred back.
Speaker 3: So apparently people are saying this is the new pickpocket,
Speaker 3: like a new type of scam. Little kids are running.
Speaker 3: So if you ever see a lost child crying, just
Speaker 3: do what Brooke does.
Speaker 8: Get out of here.
Speaker 5: See girls doing this, because you know, Nowadays, when you
Speaker 5: ask someone for their number, they just handy their phone.
Speaker 2: Like totally left me. I have your phone real quick, I.
Speaker 8: Was putting in my number. That's why it's ten digits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did your phone number? Needa?
Speaker 3: Pine users are being encouraged to set up their face
Speaker 3: ID and their pain if you haven't done so already, okay.
Speaker 1: Or maybe just dial the number for the crying kid.
Speaker 1: The kid can't get into the Vendo handy.
Speaker 3: Yes, don't trust the children in danger and crime and
Speaker 3: in fear and oh wow, what's that? My phone just died?
Speaker 4: Was that?
Speaker 3: Can I use yours for a second?
Speaker 11: Sure?
Speaker 2: Getting all this money.
Speaker 3: Stories for the day?
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning's.
Speaker 3: Going for seven wins in a rows of day. You're
Speaker 3: gonna be taken on Rebecca from Seattle, who has a
Speaker 3: lifetime record of zero to two.
Speaker 2: Rebecca third time charm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they say that, what do you think is different
Speaker 1: this time than the other two times you've lost.
Speaker 2: I've been studying for the past year, obviously.
Speaker 3: No, she actually is going for her masters in teaching.
Speaker 2: Stuff. Have you? I mean, you've played this game, it's right.
Speaker 7: I've also been just reading random Wikipedia pages.
Speaker 2: Trust facts on the internet.
Speaker 8: Anyone can change those.
Speaker 3: Let's end Brook out of the studio and all that happens. Rebecca.
Speaker 3: You know the game's played. You have thirty seconds answer
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 3: you could say past. But you do have to be
Speaker 3: Brooke outright to win? Out to win? Can't talk yep?
Speaker 3: Are you ready? Yes? All right? Good luck? Your time
Speaker 3: starts now. Today's flag day in Canada? What type of
Speaker 3: leaf is on their flag?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: TV shows opening scene always ends with the phrase Live
Speaker 3: from New York Saturday Night. In Harry Potter, the lion
Speaker 3: is the mascot for what Hogwarts House? Oh h griffindor
Speaker 3: Cincinnati Chili is actual chili served over a bed of what?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 3: Comedian Gilbert Godfrey was the original voice for what Insurance Company?
Speaker 3: All right, got your answers in, Let's bring Brook back
Speaker 3: into the studio. And I don't know if this is
Speaker 3: true or just a typo on my screener here, Rebecca,
Speaker 3: but it says you have six children under the age
Speaker 3: of ten, right.
Speaker 6: Now, that's correct?
Speaker 8: Are you pit?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: And you're going for a master's degree at the same.
Speaker 11: Time, Well, I'm going for my masters, because I can't
Speaker 11: be at home with all of them anymore.
Speaker 8: Starting a school at this point, I'm just gonna teach
Speaker 8: your children.
Speaker 11: Yeah, after the homeschooling and I decided I'd rather teach
Speaker 11: in a real schools.
Speaker 3: Start your own country at this point. Yes, but all right, Brooks,
Speaker 3: your turn, Yep, you ready, Yep, your time starts now.
Speaker 3: Today is flag day in Canada? What type of leaf
Speaker 3: is on their flag?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: TV shows opening scene always ends with the phrase live
Speaker 3: from New York night Life. In Harry Potter, the lion
Speaker 3: is the mascot for what Hogwarts House? Cincinnati chili is
Speaker 3: actual chili served over a bed of what Fred's comedian
Speaker 3: Guildfort Godfrey was. Gilbert Godfrey was the original voice for
Speaker 3: what insurance company a FLAC? All US passports are blue?
Speaker 3: What color are Mexican passports? All right, we got our
Speaker 3: answers in. Let's go to the scoreboard and see how
Speaker 3: you did with jose Is looking spicy millenniums.
Speaker 8: Rebecca, you got too correct today?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, it's a decent score.
Speaker 5: Yeah and brook yeah, you must also have a masters's
Speaker 5: because you got four.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Rebecca. Let's go over the answers here for everybody.
Speaker 3: Today's flag Day. In Canada, the type of leaf on
Speaker 3: their flag is a maple leaf. The TV show that
Speaker 3: ends their opening scene every time Live from New York
Speaker 3: is Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 8: We couldn't give you that, Rebecca. You had to say
Speaker 8: live as well.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she just said Saturday, but it didn't affect
Speaker 3: the game. To her credit, that is how they say it.
Speaker 3: It's Saturday Night.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But the show in Harry Potter, the Lion is the
Speaker 3: mascot for Gryffindor's house Cincinnati. Chili is chili served over
Speaker 3: a bed. It's just a bed served over an actual
Speaker 3: Bed's interesting, No, it's a bit of spaghetti.
Speaker 2: I want to make a settle chili.
Speaker 3: I want it so bad it sounds really good. Comedian
Speaker 3: Gilbert Godfrey was the original voice for the insurance company AFLAC.
Speaker 3: He was the duck until they fired him.
Speaker 2: They fired him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had like a big scandal come up.
Speaker 2: Remember hard to keep tracks.
Speaker 3: All us passports are blue, Mexico's passports are green. Cool. Okay, interesting,
Speaker 3: So Rebecca, good luck with your master's degree and we'll
Speaker 3: be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,