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Speaker 6: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now.
Speaker 6: One and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show. Oh man,
Speaker 6: Steve Harvey got a radio show because God. Because God
Speaker 6: is simply amazing, because God is off the chain, because
Speaker 6: God is over the top, because God is all that
Speaker 6: in a bag of chips.
Speaker 2: God is amazing. Man.
Speaker 6: God will take you places that you never ever thought
Speaker 6: you would go, or.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 6: It's sometimes it amazes me when I'm watching people talk
Speaker 6: about themselves and their careers and where they're at in
Speaker 6: life and things, and they and I hear people say,
Speaker 6: you know, always dreamed of being here. You know, I
Speaker 6: can understand when a person says that I've always dreamed
Speaker 6: that of something like this would happen to me. But
Speaker 6: I want you to think about that for a second.
Speaker 6: Did you really see it just like that though? Did
Speaker 6: you really really see it just like that? Did you
Speaker 6: really know that God was gonna bring you through all
Speaker 6: he brought you through to get you to this place?
Speaker 6: Did you know that, in spite of the losses along
Speaker 6: the way that would crumbled the average person, that somehow
Speaker 6: He kept you through it all and that's how you
Speaker 6: got here? Did you think of you know? I mean,
Speaker 6: you know, I mean, since you're so busy talking about
Speaker 6: yourself now, have you forgotten all the times He was
Speaker 6: bringing you through when you didn't see no way that
Speaker 6: you was.
Speaker 2: Gonna get through? Do you remember that?
Speaker 6: So when you sit there and you say, I dreamed
Speaker 6: of this, this is what I always.
Speaker 2: Saw happening, I don't really think. So. I don't really think.
Speaker 6: If you take inventory, or real close inventory of your
Speaker 6: life and you look back on it all, stop looking
Speaker 6: at at the moment right now, remember where you come from. See,
Speaker 6: that's what gets me emotional sometimes, that's what makes me
Speaker 6: tear up, because when something is happening to me in
Speaker 6: the moment, it ain't the moment for me, it's the
Speaker 6: memory of how I got there.
Speaker 2: It's the recollection of all.
Speaker 6: The things, all the nights, all the days in that car,
Speaker 6: all the times by myself when I felt like I
Speaker 6: wasn't gonna make it. But somehow I'm standing somewhere and
Speaker 6: somebody passing out on the ward to me or somebody
Speaker 6: calling my name, that's that.
Speaker 2: Did you really think you was gonna make it?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 6: So so so, since you're talking about this is what
Speaker 6: I always dreamed. Did you really think in those moments
Speaker 6: right there that you would even be standing here today?
Speaker 6: That's why I try to I try to get people
Speaker 6: to understand, you know, and and and and this is
Speaker 6: kind of for young people today what I'm about to say.
Speaker 6: But then guess what I sometimes I had to remind
Speaker 6: myself of it, So I guess it's still kind of
Speaker 6: for everybody, you know, because I work with a lot
Speaker 6: of young people, and so many times, man, young people
Speaker 6: just don't understand what all it takes. And I know
Speaker 6: it if you're a full grown adult, if you're forty,
Speaker 6: you really understanding where I'm coming from, because you know
Speaker 6: it's listen to me, young people or anybody that don't
Speaker 6: understand this, that you got to do some things that
Speaker 6: you don't want to do in order to do what
Speaker 6: you want to do, you have to understand this principle
Speaker 6: of success or else you are not going to become successful.
Speaker 6: I got what you want to do. I got your
Speaker 6: ultimate goal? Is this, that, and the other? I got
Speaker 6: all of that. But in the meantime, though, there are
Speaker 6: some necessary steps that you have to take in order
Speaker 6: to become successful, and you cannot skip these steps. You
Speaker 6: can't jump over these steps just because you want to
Speaker 6: be rich, Friday, I got that, I got that.
Speaker 2: Everybody got that.
Speaker 6: But if you want this, whatever you're talking about, whether
Speaker 6: it's money or success or fame or climbing the corporate
Speaker 6: letter or this is the position or you all, that's
Speaker 6: fine and day. Please hold on to your dreams. Dreams
Speaker 6: come true. But in the meantime, let me remind you
Speaker 6: of something that you gotta do some things you don't
Speaker 6: want to do in order to do what you want
Speaker 6: to do. Let's say you want to be rich and famous.
Speaker 6: Let's just say that's it for you. Now, it's a
Speaker 6: lot of other ways of being successful. Please don't think
Speaker 6: that's the only one. But I'm just saying let's just
Speaker 6: say yos is rich and famous. And let's say some
Speaker 6: miraculous way God made you rich and famous. Next Friday,
Speaker 6: Ta dad d y'all you rich and you famous?
Speaker 2: Next Friday?
Speaker 6: Can I share something with you? This is not going
Speaker 6: to last for you. You know why because you have
Speaker 6: not done the things necessary. You have not done the
Speaker 6: things that you have to do in order to do
Speaker 6: the things you want. So now you're rich and famous.
Speaker 6: How you gonna know how to budget money? How you
Speaker 6: gonna know how to get up and keep clawing towards
Speaker 6: the top when you fall off your pedestal.
Speaker 2: See, it's so many things.
Speaker 6: You got to know about something, and you think because
Speaker 6: it's what you want right now, it's supposed to happen
Speaker 6: just now. It's a process. When you ask God for something.
Speaker 6: Please know God know the process. He know the necessary
Speaker 6: steps to take you through. Don't lose your patience with
Speaker 6: God because your dreams ain't coming true right now?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 6: You know, I think the best way y'all is for me.
Speaker 6: I just use myself as an example. I really do
Speaker 6: understand why God has given me the life he's given
Speaker 6: me so far. I understand the being homeless part. Now
Speaker 6: I get to not being successful when I want it
Speaker 6: to part.
Speaker 2: Now I get it.
Speaker 6: I got the delayed entry into the field of choice
Speaker 6: for myself. I got it now. I've been wanting to
Speaker 6: be on TV and a little comedian since I was
Speaker 6: nine years old. But guess what, I didn't get there
Speaker 6: until I was twenty eight. But see, I didn't get it.
Speaker 6: Then I was mad at God.
Speaker 2: You know what I.
Speaker 6: Want, and I'm senter me here here. I got exactly
Speaker 6: what you want. But I got this process. I want
Speaker 6: you to go through to get here too, because see
Speaker 6: I'm finna take you somewhere. You don't know nothing, but
Speaker 6: one day you're gonna have a radio show with you
Speaker 6: a little stupid behind. You don't know this yet. I'm
Speaker 6: gonna bless you with a radio show. You don't even
Speaker 6: know it. That's why I say every morning, Steve Harvey
Speaker 6: got a radio show. Because see, I didn't see this
Speaker 6: one coming. But see, God had a plan for me.
Speaker 6: It was in the blueprint of my life. So God said,
Speaker 6: what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna make your life
Speaker 6: a little rough for you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna toss you up a little bit.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna let you make some of these stupid decisions
Speaker 6: you wanna make. And I'm gonna make you learn from them.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna let you be homeless for a little while.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna let you not get into your field of
Speaker 6: choice until you're twenty eight. I'm gonna have people talking
Speaker 6: about if we had only seen him when he was younger.
Speaker 6: I ain't gonna let you get your first con your
Speaker 6: name to your thirty eight. I'm gonna make you go
Speaker 6: through some things because one day I'm gonna put a
Speaker 6: microphone in front of your mouth, and I want you
Speaker 6: to honor me. I want you to talk about me.
Speaker 6: I want you to tell people what I bought you through.
Speaker 6: I want you to give people inspirational moments where they
Speaker 6: can see that your life was jacked up for a
Speaker 6: minute and I turned your life around for you.
Speaker 2: That's God dealing with me. See.
Speaker 6: So now I finally understand why I went through the
Speaker 6: life I went through, so I can have something to say. See,
Speaker 6: I ain't over here telling you about what I think
Speaker 6: will happen. I'm telling you what I know can happen.
Speaker 6: That God does make dreams come true, but sometime it
Speaker 6: take a minute. Sometimes you're gonna have to do some
Speaker 6: things you don't want to do in order to do
Speaker 6: what you wanna do. All right, all let you I'm
Speaker 6: gonna be tripping the day you're listening.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 6: It is time again to start it off. You know what,
Speaker 6: you can't start this day without being grateful. You really
Speaker 6: need to say thank you because he did it again.
Speaker 6: He did it again, absolutely the only one that can
Speaker 6: do it. He's given us a new day, a new opportunity,
Speaker 6: another shot at it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take full advantage of mind.
Speaker 6: I will do something today to move myself towards happiness
Speaker 6: or success. Those are the two things I'm focused on.
Speaker 6: Happiness and success.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 6: Notice I didn't say nothing about money, because you can
Speaker 6: find happiness and success without that if but that should
Speaker 6: be your goal today, happiness and success. Thank you Lord
Speaker 6: for waking me up this morning. Everybody else is listening
Speaker 6: to the Steve Office Morning Show. Sheildy Strawberry callin Frail Mississippi,
Speaker 6: Monica Junior and the legend that he is nephew Tommy Junior.
Speaker 2: What's on your mind today? That's odd?
Speaker 7: Jenis say that success, happiness and success. How do you
Speaker 7: find success without money?
Speaker 2: How you figure that?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 2: You got success?
Speaker 6: You gets I've had a lot of success without money,
Speaker 6: because once you start the process to becoming successful, that's
Speaker 6: that's a huge jump right there. Do you know what
Speaker 6: stops most people from becoming successful is they never start.
Speaker 6: If you can just begin the journey today, success has
Speaker 6: already begun for you. What throws people off is they
Speaker 6: keep waiting to measure success when they get to the
Speaker 6: finish line. You can't do it that way because you
Speaker 6: don't know where the finish line is. That is joy
Speaker 6: in the journey. You have got to be grateful at
Speaker 6: the levels. Thank you God for giving me the will power,
Speaker 6: the desire, the fortification.
Speaker 2: I'm not I don't know if that's.
Speaker 6: The word's case for you out because it's got real
Speaker 6: close to forty case, so much fortification to start.
Speaker 2: I wanted to make sure I didn't say that I
Speaker 2: have done that now I have. I have funny forticated,
Speaker 2: I have done that.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I wasn't proud of it every time.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I was any way, great question, dinnor I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, great answer, Steve.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm not finished, though, Shirley. I go outside track
Speaker 6: because I thought I said it won't work. But once
Speaker 6: you start the process of success, Junior that's huge for you.
Speaker 2: That's huge. That means you are on the way. So
Speaker 2: imagine this.
Speaker 6: Let's say you weren't pursuing your goals yesterday and then
Speaker 6: today you wake up and you say, today is the
Speaker 6: first day of the rest of my life, and I'm
Speaker 6: going to be in pursuit of success and happiness today.
Speaker 6: That right there is a huge jump from yesterday. That
Speaker 6: you went from going nowhere to on your way to somewhere.
Speaker 6: That's a huge jump, man, That some monumental jump everybody.
Speaker 6: So make the decision, and there's success in the decision.
Speaker 6: The average person won't even do that. Man, enjoy yourself. Man,
Speaker 6: And and every day you wake up that he gives
Speaker 6: us a new day, another shot at it, another step
Speaker 6: towards the goal that is success.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's without the beautiful answer, Steven. I
Speaker 1: love that, My law, My law.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna buy you a heating pad for Christmas, Junior.
Speaker 1: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: we will hear from the nephew would run that prank
Speaker 1: back right after this you're listening morning show, and it's
Speaker 1: time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
Speaker 1: What you got for his nef.
Speaker 9: Uh, we're gonna be as ignorant as we was yesterday.
Speaker 9: All right, No sense and changing things up. Let's keep
Speaker 9: it stupid up in here. This is Auntie Debra Kay's half.
Speaker 9: All right, aunt Tie Debra Kay's half. You're not gonna
Speaker 9: have no problem with my auntie. You understand that. Let's
Speaker 9: go cat dog. This is aunt Debra Kay's half, cat dog.
Speaker 2: If you would tell us, man I speak to let
Speaker 2: me tell you some of you. My name is Wayne.
Speaker 9: You did my auntie's hair yesterday, and now I don't
Speaker 9: know what you did. I don't know what kind of
Speaker 9: glue you'd used with weaves or whatever. But my auntie
Speaker 9: hadn't fell out in church today.
Speaker 10: I don't.
Speaker 11: I don't even use glue because I don't even know
Speaker 11: why you're coming at me on the side tip anyway
Speaker 11: about your auntie.
Speaker 2: My auntie, My auntie is Deborah, and I have fell.
Speaker 11: No, you tell don't use glue up and that nineteen
Speaker 11: eighty two you come some glue.
Speaker 2: Pull you think you tripping with.
Speaker 11: Look, let me tell you.
Speaker 2: Look, let me say this to you all.
Speaker 11: I'm saying you gotta say. You gotta say it because
Speaker 11: I'm serious about my heart. We you coming at me
Speaker 11: with some glue. It's just not for some glove on you.
Speaker 9: Well that's what happened, and I fell off in service
Speaker 9: and all the church members it's sitting there laughing.
Speaker 11: Now, well she shouldn't have been. Maybe she's trying to
Speaker 11: set the devil out over because she ain't no business
Speaker 11: shouting hard anyway. But I don't switch noble glue.
Speaker 9: You ain't in the city and talk about my ain't it?
Speaker 9: And Jesus, don't you talk about how she shouted? They
Speaker 9: call her miss jeb Brook.
Speaker 11: I don't know no, Miss jel Brook.
Speaker 9: She just got her hair done from you yesterday. How
Speaker 9: you gonna sit here and act like you ain't.
Speaker 10: Cut it yesterday?
Speaker 11: You're just saying glue come woman and common tell me
Speaker 11: mistake because I don't and I ain't.
Speaker 9: I'm finna tell everybody in Atlanta, Georgian not to come
Speaker 9: to your house.
Speaker 10: Just wait a minute?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 10: What minute?
Speaker 11: You wait one minutes? That's my livelihood? You quit?
Speaker 10: Why I don't need you?
Speaker 11: What is this you?
Speaker 2: My name is Wayne?
Speaker 11: Why look here white?
Speaker 2: I know you're know Wayne, but you know I got.
Speaker 11: Her brother named Big Jay and you bring it, Swayne,
Speaker 11: bring it, bring it, Twayne.
Speaker 2: Look look let me tell you something.
Speaker 9: I don't want no problem, but I will throw these
Speaker 9: hands if I got you what they ain't.
Speaker 11: Look here, look here, I ain't got time to tell you.
Speaker 11: Ain't it whatever? Ain't the mistake? And wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 11: Look you done got me out here on good Sunday.
Speaker 11: I just came from church. It's hot as hell, and
Speaker 11: you telling me abody you ain't got no do today do?
Speaker 11: Iin't got nothing to do.
Speaker 9: I got to find out why my ain't and half
Speaker 9: faulting out in church?
Speaker 11: Man, ain't me so called somebody else in that lean?
Speaker 11: Because I'm the I am the too?
Speaker 2: But well you ain't you? You must not be in
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 9: You got people have following out in church and glue
Speaker 9: following all off on the pew, y'all?
Speaker 11: Ain't it probably glue her own? And that's only why
Speaker 11: it fell like I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm
Speaker 11: the hoighest silence in that laught. So I don't know
Speaker 11: who no depart it ain't nobody If I ain't say
Speaker 11: I ain't doing a half, I don't some half. You
Speaker 11: go in and everybody in that laugh, Dad say the
Speaker 11: same fight.
Speaker 9: Look, all I'm saying is you to mess up my
Speaker 9: ain't and hair. I wanna get it rectified. I need you,
Speaker 9: first of all to call and apologize to her.
Speaker 11: I apologize you drinking on some Jesus U what y'all
Speaker 11: ain't and that's why you an't Michael Jackson and y'all
Speaker 11: ain't in devil seats to or whatever her name is.
Speaker 9: Look, let me tell you first of all, you'll go,
Speaker 9: you'll go.
Speaker 2: Respect my ain't.
Speaker 11: Okay, whatever you say her name is, I put up.
Speaker 9: I want you to redo my ain't and half for
Speaker 9: free and get her money back from the first time.
Speaker 2: She paid you.
Speaker 11: I don't know who old, I don't know who this
Speaker 11: is who. I don't know who you are. I'm whe
Speaker 11: you coming way, ain't look here, Wayne, I'm gonna go ahead.
Speaker 11: I'm gonn your faith.
Speaker 2: No hold up, I'm jeffor nephew. Wayne.
Speaker 9: No, I ain't fIF two years old. Now you ain't
Speaker 9: gonna respect your elders. How you expect to be blessed?
Speaker 9: You say you just went to church this month.
Speaker 11: See that's the problem. You're calling me on Sunday. What
Speaker 11: you got me cutting?
Speaker 8: Like this.
Speaker 10: I gotta.
Speaker 9: I got one more thing I need to say to
Speaker 9: you before I get off the phone.
Speaker 11: What you got to say because you wasted one minutes.
Speaker 9: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.
Speaker 9: You just got brank from your girlfriend, got me, Nephew.
Speaker 9: Your girl told me, she said, trust me going off
Speaker 9: the third twelve seconds.
Speaker 2: Hey, baby, man, you don't do no uh, you don't
Speaker 2: do no glue.
Speaker 10: No, I don't know glue.
Speaker 11: I don't I don't tell you.
Speaker 9: It's too all right, baby. Ain't nobody. Ain't nobody half
Speaker 9: fell out of church that you still? They say you
Speaker 9: the bomb down there. So I just wanted to call
Speaker 9: and make sure I prank my girl. She the one,
Speaker 9: all right baby, answer one thing from it. What is
Speaker 9: the baddest I mean, the baddest radio show in the world.
Speaker 11: The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8: And now you have it.
Speaker 9: No need for pranks and praise up in here. I'll
Speaker 9: be back in the hour and we're gonna do it again.
Speaker 9: But that is Greensboro Comedy's Own is sold out for
Speaker 9: the weekend Friday Saturday Sunny.
Speaker 2: Appreciate y'all.
Speaker 9: I'm I promise you I'm gonna come give it to
Speaker 9: you everything I got in more the journey to come
Speaker 9: up out of cancer one cancer free, all with jokes
Speaker 9: wrapped up in it. You don't want to miss it.
Speaker 9: Laying in the cut, Raleigh, North Carolina. That's Charlie Good Nights, Raleigh,
Speaker 9: North Carolina. All right, rightly, Raleigh, North Carolina. Raight ooh, ooh, raight, Holly,
Speaker 9: lay the doors of Raleigh open as I enter March first, second,
Speaker 9: third in the comedy club of Charlie Good Nights.
Speaker 2: It will not be the same once we leave.
Speaker 9: All right, all right, all minds clear in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Coming up next, it is ask the clo
Speaker 1: you're listening morning show coming up at the top of
Speaker 1: the hour. In Entertainment news, hod To Coppy from the
Speaker 1: Today Shows, is Kelly Rowland can come back and host
Speaker 1: any time? Beyonce just made musical history again. Carl is
Speaker 1: gonna tell us about that. In today's music news, comedians
Speaker 1: Corey Hokum and Donell Rowlings are beefing. More comedians beefing.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour, but right now it is time to
Speaker 1: ask the clo. This is from Joycelyn and Broomfield. Joycelyn writes,
Speaker 1: I got saved and I've been married for four years.
Speaker 1: My husband is not saved, and he loves threesomes and
Speaker 1: to go to sex parties. I'm so conflicted because some
Speaker 1: of the people at the parties are my church members.
Speaker 1: Is this normal behavior?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right? Save?
Speaker 6: You know y'all down there, and the should be a
Speaker 6: conflict if you truly saved. But you know, now you
Speaker 6: conflict because your husband want to continue in that lifestyle
Speaker 6: and you probably ain't gonna want to. So now you
Speaker 6: got here, you know, you got to do what's best
Speaker 6: for you, and you got to do what you think
Speaker 6: is right.
Speaker 2: That's all to.
Speaker 6: That's see what you can't do. You can't change horses
Speaker 6: in the middle of the stream. Now you you and
Speaker 6: your husband was going to such parties in threesomes. Now
Speaker 6: you done got saved. But the people in the group
Speaker 6: is down at the church. Well, I guess they wasn't
Speaker 6: a saved members at the church. So what's there at
Speaker 6: your savings?
Speaker 1: They there?
Speaker 6: You know, you don't know if it's like a baptism
Speaker 6: or nothing, But what's there after saving or what's there
Speaker 6: your husband's gonna keep going down.
Speaker 2: Now, I just want you to know.
Speaker 6: But the church members is now, Yeah, a lot of
Speaker 6: people in church ain't saved.
Speaker 2: Just because you saved, don't mean you don't sin other party.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you going to the big party. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, moving on to say, but I'll slap.
Speaker 6: You try Jesus not mewar God out here. I swear
Speaker 6: to God. It ain't nothing, man, It's a part of
Speaker 6: the fate.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Moving on to Velma in DC.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 1: My husband and I split up and I can't stand him,
Speaker 1: so I moved to a rental. I still pay half
Speaker 1: the mortgage, so I go over there whenever I want to.
Speaker 1: He had a woman in my house last night. I
Speaker 1: put her out. Why won't he agree to sell the
Speaker 1: house so he can be free?
Speaker 6: Well, now you went to the rental, m she moved up.
Speaker 6: You went to the rental because you can't stand right,
Speaker 6: he had.
Speaker 2: A woman in the house.
Speaker 6: You had every right to put out because it's still
Speaker 6: your house. Yeah, yeah, but now this, why won't he what?
Speaker 6: Why won't what what they got to do with the woman?
Speaker 2: Coming back over there? He just don't time it different.
Speaker 1: The next time, and maybe I just in his half.
Speaker 6: What but I just I just think you're arguing about
Speaker 6: the wrong thing.
Speaker 2: Why won't he sell it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he wants to sell and get her money
Speaker 1: with her life. Yeah he can do. They not even divorced,
Speaker 1: right right, Well they split, but she didn't say divorce.
Speaker 1: They split it.
Speaker 6: They not divorced. Now she praying after it. So it
Speaker 6: is still her house. Yeah, she went over and she
Speaker 6: put the woman out. Technically it is, but she'd have moved.
Speaker 2: Into a renter.
Speaker 1: So she can't stand him.
Speaker 6: I understand that you can't stand him, but somebody can't
Speaker 6: and you can't get mad at this. This You can't
Speaker 6: get mad at this man because he won't to have
Speaker 6: somebody don't live there no more.
Speaker 1: See but she's saying she's not. She doesn't have a
Speaker 1: problem with that. She just wants to sell the house.
Speaker 6: She got a problem with it. Why she put the
Speaker 6: lady out? She got problem with it because it's her house.
Speaker 1: Hello, because it's still her house.
Speaker 6: She I've said she has every right, trust me. I
Speaker 6: just said that she got every right put that woman in.
Speaker 6: But they need to get a divorced. You you can
Speaker 6: forget him not seeing nobody because you over there at
Speaker 6: the riddle.
Speaker 2: Of doing something. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I did mention that.
Speaker 6: You over there doing something so hard you're probably gonna
Speaker 6: lose your deposit.
Speaker 1: Moving on to hakem and Myrtle.
Speaker 6: Beach, all the holes in this sheet rock over here,
Speaker 6: and all these selds and came down at the fan.
Speaker 2: Ain't got but one blade, ma'am.
Speaker 6: You're gonna lose your security deposits doing something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, are you quite done?
Speaker 2: We're moving on to hear this whole sink and come
Speaker 2: out the wall.
Speaker 1: That's why I asked. Hikeem in Myrtle Beach says, my
Speaker 1: wife has a very bad attitude and it's affecting our marriage.
Speaker 1: When we're out, I do all of the talking and
Speaker 1: ordering to avoid conflict. She doesn't think she has a problem,
Speaker 1: So how do I get her to see how rude
Speaker 1: and abrasive she is with others?
Speaker 2: Why don't you leave them?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wow, that's it?
Speaker 6: Well wait a minute, now, hold on. When the clo
Speaker 6: say something, might I remind you that we will be
Speaker 6: doing the Strawberry letter later on today, Honey, In every
Speaker 6: last one of those letters, Shirley kills a marriage, every
Speaker 6: last one of them he has just told every woman
Speaker 6: in every damn letter for a year a half. You
Speaker 6: have sh A lady brought it up at the family
Speaker 6: feud audience the other day. She says, always, I know
Speaker 6: because Shirley is always trying to you, always defending them
Speaker 6: in because I am tired of ship?
Speaker 1: How does this have to do with Hakeem and Myrtle beach?
Speaker 2: Okay, what was the day situation? And watch watch what
Speaker 2: I say?
Speaker 1: Go and repeat what Okay, haquens, My wife has a
Speaker 1: very bad attitude and it's affecting our marriage. When we're out,
Speaker 1: I do all of the talking and ordering to avoid conflict.
Speaker 1: She doesn't think she has a problem, So how do
Speaker 1: I get her to see how rude and abrasive she
Speaker 1: is with others?
Speaker 2: Like I said, why don't you of this? I got
Speaker 2: to explain myself.
Speaker 6: You see, Watch watch when we do the Strawberry letter.
Speaker 3: Watch.
Speaker 6: Yes, I don't even know what the letter gonna be
Speaker 6: about today, but watch Sureley tell this woman to lead
Speaker 6: this man.
Speaker 1: Watch I'm okay, here's the subject. I'm too out of
Speaker 1: shape for him. So just so you'll know, that's all.
Speaker 2: Oh he's.
Speaker 1: Oh, so that's it to hakem bah.
Speaker 2: No, she bid him.
Speaker 1: He knows all right. Kashana Knoxville says, I let my
Speaker 1: baby sister use my car, and I had two scratch
Speaker 1: offs worth thirty dollars in the console. My sister said
Speaker 1: she catched in the tickets so she can refill the
Speaker 1: gas in my car before bringing it back to me.
Speaker 1: She doesn't think she was wrong besides her never using
Speaker 1: my car again. I want my thirty dollars. How do
Speaker 1: I make her repay me?
Speaker 2: Well, you ain't gonna get them thirty dollars. Blom boy,
Speaker 2: You're not gonna get the thirty dollars. But I think
Speaker 2: if you don't let her use the car that I
Speaker 2: hurt away more. She saw them scratch off tickets.
Speaker 6: She said, hey, look you want this car field though,
Speaker 6: because you was gonna have to take the thirty.
Speaker 2: Puss gas in it anyway.
Speaker 1: Uh huh see that's so that's how I tried to like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so you know I should leave her back. Yay, leave
Speaker 1: your sister, leave you.
Speaker 3: Leave haw.
Speaker 1: All right, coming op at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Celo. We'll have some entertainment news for you
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening hardy morning show Today's show
Speaker 1: hosts Hoda Codby and Jenna bush Hager have nothing but
Speaker 1: love for Kelly Roland after Kelly uh stepped down as
Speaker 1: co host during the February fifteenth show at the last
Speaker 1: minute due to an issue with her dressing room. Take
Speaker 1: a listen to Hoda and Jenna address the issue. I
Speaker 1: have great love and admiration for Kelly Rowland. I adore her,
Speaker 1: and I want her to come back on our.
Speaker 12: Show, and I want to host any of course she is.
Speaker 1: Of course she is. She can share my dressing room.
Speaker 1: We'll be in it together. But anyway we do. I
Speaker 1: just want to say that we love her. We've loved
Speaker 1: her on this show for many, many minute.
Speaker 6: Okay, do it, man, watch that miss because Kelly Rowland
Speaker 6: is not that type of person.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 2: No, no, really, we've ever heard that. We go off.
Speaker 2: That girl is a sweetheart. Yeah, lord, Lord lord, that
Speaker 2: girl that grew up. She's so fine.
Speaker 1: She's beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful.
Speaker 10: YEAHO.
Speaker 1: Did you see her on the Sherry Shepherds show. She
Speaker 1: was on there looking beautiful. Sherry made sure Kelly's dressing
Speaker 1: room was good and that Kelly had everything. Yeay, Kelly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love her all right, guys. In the other entertainment news,
Speaker 1: comedian Donnell Rollins wasn't feeling you know him as Ashy
Speaker 1: Larry from The David Chappelle Show. Anyway, he wasn't feeling
Speaker 1: Corey Holcomb set at the Laugh Factory this past weekend
Speaker 1: and decided to confront Holkm in front of the audience. Now,
Speaker 1: this is according to TMZ. Rollings went on stage before Corey,
Speaker 1: and once Corey got on stage, he began to talk
Speaker 1: about how Rollings is a quote mild comedian and even
Speaker 1: took some shots to Dave Chappelle. Rolling stated that he
Speaker 1: wasn't going to sit there and let Corey Holcom talk
Speaker 1: about his close friend Dave Chappelle. There is a viral
Speaker 1: video of parts of the argument circulating on social media.
Speaker 1: Donelle said that he decided to walk away from the situation,
Speaker 1: though before things got two out of hand. He did
Speaker 1: say that he would be down with talking to Corey
Speaker 1: hokum in hopes of settling their differences one day. So
Speaker 1: that's a good thing. But who took a well a
Speaker 1: lot to get to that.
Speaker 6: Yes, I've seen Donill Rollins. That boy is funny. Donelle
Speaker 6: Rollins is funny man. Yes, Corey hokem is funny man. Yes,
Speaker 6: I have laughed out loud at this dude.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, But what we gotta do, man, is we gotta
Speaker 6: look man. We gotta get back to what it was.
Speaker 6: It was comedy that was. There was no beef back.
Speaker 6: You know, Edy wasn't on stage. He did a joke
Speaker 6: about Bill Cousby one time, but it was my have
Speaker 6: a coke and a smile. You understand, he never won.
Speaker 6: No pride Eddie and pride against calls being caused me
Speaker 6: against uh. And it just wasn't that. Now it's too pervasive, man,
Speaker 6: It's every week somebody got something say about somebody else.
Speaker 6: Hey man, why don't you go on stage and tell
Speaker 6: your damn jokes?
Speaker 1: And that's it?
Speaker 6: I talk if the other dude, ain't this you got?
Speaker 6: You got plenty of time to show them what it's
Speaker 6: supposed to look like. And you telling me who ain't funny,
Speaker 6: ain't gonna make you no funny? Earth blowing out my
Speaker 6: candle don't make yours brighter? And I wish we could
Speaker 6: understand that. I've had private conversation with Corey Hoker Man.
Speaker 6: I actually like the guy. I think he's one of
Speaker 6: he got a great comedic mind. But we got to
Speaker 6: get back to who we are comedians, man, and comedians
Speaker 6: are supposed to do this right here, and you ain't
Speaker 6: supposed to do nothing else.
Speaker 2: But we don't. We don't.
Speaker 6: We don't let you usual beasts get all over into this.
Speaker 6: And now we're doing it. It don't make no damn
Speaker 6: sense because the one profession that was supposed to enlighten
Speaker 6: everybody and give everybody a break. Now you go to
Speaker 6: these shows and it's and it's just a tense dog
Speaker 6: it's just a vent fest. Well you venting your feelings
Speaker 6: about what somebody did to you. Tell your jokes man,
Speaker 6: put it in a joke for him that it's great therapy.
Speaker 2: Man. You can take your pain and wrap it up
Speaker 2: in a joke.
Speaker 6: Dude named Pierre talked about getting shot for years.
Speaker 2: Funny ass jokes spread he got shot.
Speaker 6: Brot, your joke's about being on fire running down. You
Speaker 6: can make a joke about your pain, man, but the
Speaker 6: jokes about the other act.
Speaker 2: That's that's not what you see, is bro, That's not
Speaker 2: what it is. This is sad, sad state.
Speaker 6: We live in, and we don't need to do it,
Speaker 6: but Donelle rollins and answer it's funny. Corey HOKM, that
Speaker 6: boy is funny. Yeah, Country Wayne, that boy is funny, funny.
Speaker 1: The style yeah right now, more than.
Speaker 6: Ever, Nick Man and Country Wayne actually proved me wrong
Speaker 6: because I thought, but I didn't know the new way
Speaker 6: that would they could be able to do it. I thought,
Speaker 6: if you did all these bits on social media, it
Speaker 6: would kill your show when you went live, because they've
Speaker 6: seen it all.
Speaker 2: It made this dude have a whole career, magnif you know.
Speaker 6: Yes, So it's a it's I know that the couple
Speaker 6: of dudes and turn them videos into careers, and Country.
Speaker 2: Wayne is one of them, and I love that dude. Man,
Speaker 2: all right, I love that dude.
Speaker 1: I hope they get it together. Finally, Carla is here
Speaker 1: with Music News.
Speaker 13: What you got, Carla, Beyonce just made history again, y'all? Okay,
Speaker 13: you know, another day, another history.
Speaker 3: You make it pay, you know.
Speaker 13: According to People Magazine and Billboard, Beyonce became the first
Speaker 13: ever black female artist to top the Hot Country Songs
Speaker 13: chart thanks to her single.
Speaker 1: Texas hold On Wow.
Speaker 13: The song is about nineteen point two million official streams,
Speaker 13: so you know, Beyonce. She surprised us all on Super
Speaker 13: Bowl Sunday when she released two singles Texas hold them
Speaker 13: in sixteen carriages during the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: But b is doing a bow down to Queen Bee.
Speaker 2: That's all I know. I have an announcement when we
Speaker 2: come back.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're going into country music too.
Speaker 3: You're going to alb.
Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes. Thank you, Carla. After the hour,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump says the phrase N word in the speech,
Speaker 1: says it was a mistake. We'll talk about it right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. Well, according to
Speaker 1: the Black Information Work, this past Saturday, in Michigan, former
Speaker 1: President Trump delivered a speech addressing his ongoing legal battles.
Speaker 1: Trump appeared to attempt to say the word indictment before
Speaker 1: he accidentally said the phrase inward instead. So instead of
Speaker 1: saying indictment, he said the phrase inward. Trump said, quote,
Speaker 1: my whole life, I didn't know what the in word.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what indictment meant. He was talking to
Speaker 1: the crowd about the fact that he was ordered to
Speaker 1: pay three hundred and fifty five million dollars in a
Speaker 1: New York civil fraud case. Trump fixed his era, as
Speaker 1: he continued to speak during the rally. Democrats believe the
Speaker 1: inWORD slip up was intentional, as Trump has been known
Speaker 1: for stirring up racial tensions with innuendo and dog whistles
Speaker 1: aimed at riling up his magabase. So what do you
Speaker 1: guys think in word indictment easy to mix up?
Speaker 2: Does anybody have a copy of the tape? I want
Speaker 2: to hear?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Prad, So.
Speaker 2: I just want you to know that too. Oh oh
Speaker 2: you mean he he said, actually the in word And
Speaker 2: that's what I'm asking you.
Speaker 1: Yes, he said in word, So read exactly what he said.
Speaker 1: That my whole life, I didn't know what the in word.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what indictment meant. That's his quote.
Speaker 2: That's exactly the indictment.
Speaker 1: But care, we need you to care right now?
Speaker 2: No, I mean because I mean it's Donald Trump. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Why do you keep expecting decency? Rep Why do you
Speaker 6: expect Why would we expect him to act like like
Speaker 6: a decent human being?
Speaker 2: He's not.
Speaker 1: He's a former president of the United States.
Speaker 6: Yes, he is constantly doing things like this, constantly saying
Speaker 6: stuff right here, This ain't nothing new.
Speaker 2: He just said in word before two I promise you.
Speaker 1: Have not just the phrase in word, the actual word.
Speaker 1: How do you get inward and indictment mixed up?
Speaker 2: Though? Don't show the same letters.
Speaker 1: Right now, he knows what he's doing.
Speaker 13: Yeah, y'all, y'all better registered a vote and get out
Speaker 13: of the vote.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to tell you and quit playing around with
Speaker 6: this thing. I know you sick of voting, but man,
Speaker 6: you gonna you think you sick?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 6: He has done nothing for the black community. Now, while
Speaker 6: all y'all hosts and all y'all black political voices in
Speaker 6: here talking about what Kamala Harris ain't done and stuff
Speaker 6: she the vice president?
Speaker 2: What vice president has ever done? Any damn thing? They can't.
Speaker 2: This is Joe Biden's work.
Speaker 1: Get registered, go vote. Coming up at thirty four minutes
Speaker 1: after the hour, it is Black History Month, of course,
Speaker 1: and will spotlight the godfather of soul, James Brown. Right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. We all know
Speaker 1: it's Black History months and there is a documentary on
Speaker 1: A and E called James Brown Say It Loud. The
Speaker 1: special reflects on a godfather of soul as a musical
Speaker 1: force and cultural catalysts in never before seen interviews and
Speaker 1: footage from Reverend Al Sharpton and musical greats like Bootsy Collins.
Speaker 1: There's also a part of the documentary that suggests there
Speaker 1: was a time when James Brown was arguably the most
Speaker 1: powerful black man in America. He virtually invented the ferocious
Speaker 1: blend of jazz and gospel that became known as funk.
Speaker 1: His Live at the Apollo album expanded the horizons of
Speaker 1: the recording industry, and his songs became a soundtrack for
Speaker 1: the civil rights movement. Steve got to ask you this.
Speaker 1: You knew him, you met the man before. What can
Speaker 1: you say about James Brown's music and the influence that
Speaker 1: it had on music and culture today.
Speaker 6: I mean, look, he was the first dude to rap.
Speaker 6: He invented funk. He was the first real dancer on stage.
Speaker 6: Wris Brown, Michael Jackson, Ussher, all of them copy his
Speaker 6: move Yes, yes, now they've elevated it, but they copied
Speaker 6: what he did. Yeah, Michael Jackson admitted it. Michael Jackson
Speaker 6: came to It was a b T Awards, I believe,
Speaker 6: and they were honoring James Brown. Michael called with Ramon
Speaker 6: Baines on the phone and said to Steve there. I
Speaker 6: come as Steve is there. Michael Jackson came backstage looking
Speaker 6: for me. He said, hey, man, I want to do
Speaker 6: something special for James. This is a black history moment.
Speaker 6: I said, you know what you ought to do. When
Speaker 6: James Brown being over they put the cape on him,
Speaker 6: you ought to take the cape out there. So I
Speaker 6: called the guy over. James was on stage. They gave
Speaker 6: the cape to Michael. Michael Jackson went out there and
Speaker 6: put the cape on James Brown. I remember that, and
Speaker 6: and and when James Brown I got the picture of
Speaker 6: the night. Me and Mike was backstage. I got that picture.
Speaker 6: Come and when he stood up, James huggy, but he
Speaker 6: did a James Brown move. He gave all his creditors
Speaker 6: dance moves to James Brown.
Speaker 2: James Brown was that dude? Tell you how kind he was.
Speaker 6: I saw him in Augusta, Georgia one night at the
Speaker 6: Sheraton Hotel. I said, man, my Mama and daddy love you.
Speaker 6: I said, man, can I call him?
Speaker 2: And you talked to him? Give on vote? Do what
Speaker 2: give one?
Speaker 1: Sounds like Roscoe Brown and him.
Speaker 6: My mama answered the phone. I said, Mama, how you doing? Hey,
Speaker 6: Stee where you at?
Speaker 2: Bad if?
Speaker 6: I said him, Gussie George, I said, Mom, I got
Speaker 6: surprised for you. I said, where daddy at? Put that
Speaker 6: on for any boy, I said, Daddy, somebody won't to
Speaker 6: talk to you.
Speaker 2: He did harp. He said, who is this?
Speaker 1: James Brown?
Speaker 2: Sir? The blank hot of here? No harm is me
Speaker 2: and James Brown.
Speaker 3: Boy.
Speaker 2: My father could not believe that, man, class.
Speaker 6: My daddy said, hey, or no, you playing the black godfather.
Speaker 6: So mister, I want to think of something. You and
Speaker 6: family friend all you just wonderful, appreciate the one thinks
Speaker 6: being a friend of mine. My daddy cross James Brown
Speaker 6: hung up. I called my daddy back. He said, boy,
Speaker 6: your black Asston made it.
Speaker 2: He didn't make it well, you know.
Speaker 6: I said that a restaurant and I saw him because
Speaker 6: I had done a couple of shows with him out
Speaker 6: in l A.
Speaker 2: And I was just performing that night and he was
Speaker 2: He was just in the restaurant. He man talking. He
Speaker 2: was just that dude.
Speaker 6: And when it came to civil rights, he went up there.
Speaker 6: He was calming and cats down here in the riot.
Speaker 6: He made movements for him that he was a special dude.
Speaker 2: Man. Yead his problems later on. But who ain't yeah, right,
Speaker 2: who ain't.
Speaker 6: Yeah, It's just just but but that's they cared, you know,
Speaker 6: they got involved him, Jim Brown, Bill Russell caream up, dude,
Speaker 6: Jabab Muhammad Ali. They all stood together, man to make change,
Speaker 6: Arthur Ash, all of them cats stood to fight for
Speaker 6: rights for black people.
Speaker 2: Now were on social media just tag each other down.
Speaker 1: But thank you for that, Black Steve, thank you for that.
Speaker 1: Calling up next, it is a nephew in today's prank
Speaker 1: phone call. Right after this you're listening Hard Morning Show
Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 1: the subject is I'm true out of shape for him.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that, find out what that's all about,
Speaker 1: and just a fuse put it together then, because right
Speaker 1: now it's time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2: What you got for his neph I'm not out of shape.
Speaker 9: Over here, we're doing mobile baptism, my pool mobile baptist
Speaker 9: the pool. We come out of the house, you come outside,
Speaker 9: you get on the back of this truck. We're gonna
Speaker 9: baptize you right here and get you washed in the
Speaker 9: Blood of the Lamb right here, you understand that wash
Speaker 9: in the Blood of the Lamb, mobile baptism the pool.
Speaker 2: Cat dog if you would.
Speaker 8: Hello Hello, I'm trying to reach them to Wilson. How
Speaker 8: you doing money is brother spring water man? Listen? We
Speaker 8: uh we we we got paid to actually come by
Speaker 8: and do some services to uh for for you by
Speaker 8: some friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call
Speaker 8: and see about scheduling and see what you had available.
Speaker 14: Uh some some services. Well, y'all plan on some grass
Speaker 14: which I do. What kind of services you have?
Speaker 8: Actually, sir, you've got some friends that have actually spent
Speaker 8: a great amount of money on you. And what we
Speaker 8: do is we have a Baptismal on Wheels survey. And
Speaker 8: what we do is we go and we we baptize
Speaker 8: people at their home and and Baptism on Wheels has
Speaker 8: been a new company, but we've we've baptized over a
Speaker 8: thousand people. Now we have a truck with which actually
Speaker 8: has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and
Speaker 8: we actually come to your home and we will baptize
Speaker 8: you in your driveway and and make you hold again.
Speaker 14: So we still brother Water, brotheram sorry fringwater, fringwater. What
Speaker 14: you want to come to my house and give me
Speaker 14: a baptism in my front yard.
Speaker 8: We want to baptize you right there in your drive
Speaker 8: where your friends are paid for the services.
Speaker 14: And my friend, what.
Speaker 10: Friend will pay for me to get baptized. I've been
Speaker 10: baptized already.
Speaker 8: Well from my understanding, sir, that ever then that you
Speaker 8: you had some some bumps and bruises and and and
Speaker 8: they seem to believe that you need to be Washington
Speaker 8: coming again.
Speaker 10: I mean, that's all good, that's all.
Speaker 8: That's all. It's all good.
Speaker 14: But I mean things are I mean things be that
Speaker 14: that it made man, I mean, I've been baptized, I
Speaker 14: go to church. You know, me and the Lord don't
Speaker 14: have no problems. I mean we all have setbacks. But
Speaker 14: for you to pull up with your pool in front
Speaker 14: of my house to say you finah baptized me, that
Speaker 14: that doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 8: I mean, succeed sir. Sometimes when some people are not
Speaker 8: able to go to the house of the Lord and
Speaker 8: get baptized, you know, we're making a lot more convenient
Speaker 8: for you.
Speaker 14: But we can actually need no convenience. I don't need
Speaker 14: no convenience. What I need convenience.
Speaker 10: So you asking me to come to my house on
Speaker 10: a Tuesday to baptize me in my driveway? Does that
Speaker 10: make any sense to you? Brother Water? I mean, come on,
Speaker 10: if you really sit back and think about it, does
Speaker 10: that make any sense to you?
Speaker 8: The first of all? So that that's that's that's that's
Speaker 8: brother spring water. But what I'm trying, what I'm trying
Speaker 8: to the.
Speaker 10: Water is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make no
Speaker 10: difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood and
Speaker 10: baptize me in front of my house.
Speaker 8: Sir?
Speaker 14: What is this is?
Speaker 8: This is what your friends are talking about that you.
Speaker 10: Don't give my prayers are telling you? Man, anybody which
Speaker 10: which one of my prayers don't recommend you to come
Speaker 10: to my damn house from my let's make that don't
Speaker 10: even make any sense to me.
Speaker 8: You understand, I'm not at any liberty to tell you
Speaker 8: who actually uh liberty because.
Speaker 10: Of my damn house that baptized me. But you can't
Speaker 10: tell me who the hell go see you? But you're
Speaker 10: not what make comell you're gonna even call that makes
Speaker 10: sense for you?
Speaker 14: God?
Speaker 8: Come off?
Speaker 10: That doesn't make anything no way in the world I'm
Speaker 10: gonna allow you to come and bring your plone in
Speaker 10: front of my house at baptize me. Then I'm asking
Speaker 10: you ask and you you're supposed to be a pastor,
Speaker 10: You're supposed to be baptized, and I'm asking you.
Speaker 8: Okay, what's a.
Speaker 10: Friend of mine is sending in you there? You know,
Speaker 10: letting you know I need to be die. You will
Speaker 10: say you got at.
Speaker 8: Liberty, sir, sir, all I wanted to know basically you
Speaker 8: I've already been paid. I'm coming gradual you now baptizing me.
Speaker 10: I've have baptized.
Speaker 8: I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway.
Speaker 10: Now, how can you was if you come to my
Speaker 10: house in front of my driveway, you better bring the
Speaker 10: whole congregation, you understand, you better bring the deacons, the brothers,
Speaker 10: the sisters and everybody else. You think I'm gonna be goodtizing.
Speaker 8: Well, this is the problem. This is what your friends
Speaker 8: are talking about. This is why you need to be
Speaker 8: baptized and cleansed again and washed in the blood of
Speaker 8: the line. This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed.
Speaker 8: That's what's wrong with you. Mister Wilton. What's wrong with me? Now?
Speaker 10: What's wrong with you? Is calling me in and little
Speaker 10: my hook day telling me I need to be back
Speaker 10: tied in front of my house. If I need to
Speaker 10: be backt hand, don't get some only water, I go
Speaker 10: down to the church. I don't need you come in
Speaker 10: front of my house. Look at a circus we're aren't
Speaker 10: afraid of from white sheep calling my torn That's as
Speaker 10: me say for.
Speaker 8: Mama, und up saying me, from my understanding, From my understanding,
Speaker 8: mister Wilton, you miss two Sundays already.
Speaker 10: This month, so Lord, I can't go anywhere and get
Speaker 10: the water. I don't need you coming here because you
Speaker 10: telling me I missed two dead Sundays. I'm miss that
Speaker 10: shutting it too because the fun of them ain't coming off.
Speaker 6: Sir.
Speaker 8: All I know is I've been paid to do a job.
Speaker 8: I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and
Speaker 8: we will baptize you before you go to work on tubes.
Speaker 10: You know you would I tell you what you curting
Speaker 10: my seven o'clock in the morning. I swear on your lord,
Speaker 10: I'm gonna bust show you understand me. You would not
Speaker 10: come to my house telling me you would have got
Speaker 10: top down. Don't give a damn who paid you? You
Speaker 10: understand I was trying your in the water matter. Stop now, friends, you,
Speaker 10: your teachers, everybody else. We're gonna have a fool party.
Speaker 10: Let you understand I'm.
Speaker 8: Doing all of this anger and all of this this,
Speaker 8: these problems you have within you, we are going to
Speaker 8: burn your body and get it out your system.
Speaker 10: I want your tell you what I tell you what
Speaker 10: rot the spring water is?
Speaker 4: Brother water.
Speaker 8: You gonna get back on Thursday morning.
Speaker 10: I won't give a game. Who pays you, who called you?
Speaker 10: Bring your I'm gonna well I carry it, kill you.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna try, y'all site.
Speaker 5: I got one more thing I want to say to you,
Speaker 5: and you listening.
Speaker 10: To gotta that matter. I'm busy. You ain't got to
Speaker 10: say to me.
Speaker 8: I gotta go.
Speaker 10: You understand you ain't make how long?
Speaker 8: Lord man, I want to say to you, Is you
Speaker 8: listening to me?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 8: Now? This his nephew Timmy from the Steve Harby in
Speaker 8: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy Mason.
Speaker 14: Hello, man, let me y'all something man for.
Speaker 10: Let me tell you something boy, y'all, y'all was bout
Speaker 10: to bring some man, I said, hell, man, I was
Speaker 10: about to act a fool on y'all because y'all want
Speaker 10: to show them my crib. You understand me one time,
Speaker 10: y'all ain't got just better to do than to city
Speaker 10: right here and just with people during their day. Man,
Speaker 10: I ain't never thought y'all could get me with this.
Speaker 10: And who the hell goes around both times of people? All?
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Speaker 1: Thank you nephew. Subject I'm too out of shape for him.
Speaker 1: Dear Stephens. I'm a forty eight year old divorced female
Speaker 1: and I'm trying online dating. My niece helped me do
Speaker 1: my dating profile and we used a real photo of me,
Speaker 1: but she suggested that I lie about my interests so
Speaker 1: I would attract a man with a nice body. So
Speaker 1: I said that I love working out, running, and traveling.
Speaker 1: The app matched me with a tall, muscular older man.
Speaker 1: He isn't cute, but we've been dating for six weeks
Speaker 1: getting to really know each other, and I like him
Speaker 1: a lot. He runs marathons and he asked me to
Speaker 1: do a charity run with him in April. I said yes,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know how because I didn't know how
Speaker 1: to say no. We started working out together and it
Speaker 1: was obvious that I didn't know what to do in
Speaker 1: the gym. I told him that I do yoga now
Speaker 1: instead of going to the gym, another lie. We worked
Speaker 1: out so hard that my head hurt. Then we went
Speaker 1: to my house and he told me that we were
Speaker 1: getting in the shower together. He looked at me in
Speaker 1: the eye and said he wanted me, and he'd been
Speaker 1: waiting for this moment. My head was hurting, and I
Speaker 1: was so nervous because I look a lot better in
Speaker 1: my clothes than I do naked. The shower was uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: and it felt like he realized I didn't work out
Speaker 1: by the way he looked at my body. After the shower,
Speaker 1: you already know. We went straight to my bed. It
Speaker 1: was our first time together, and I had such a
Speaker 1: hard time keeping up with him. My leg was not
Speaker 1: supposed to bend the way he bent it, and it's
Speaker 1: still hurting. Stephen Shirley, I have lied and ended up
Speaker 1: with a man that is too good to be true.
Speaker 1: I'm too out of shape for him. I can't have
Speaker 1: sex with him again. I'm too afraid. How do I
Speaker 1: fix my lies? But keep this man?
Speaker 2: What are you so afraid of?
Speaker 1: I mean, working out will make you more flexible, But
Speaker 1: wait a minute before you do anything anything else. You
Speaker 1: have to learn how to say no if you're uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: if you don't want to do something, you can say no,
Speaker 1: you can say I'm not ready, you can say I
Speaker 1: need more time. All of that is okay. The second
Speaker 1: thing you need to do is get your confidence up. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what's sexy to a man. Men are visual. You're
Speaker 1: obviously not as bad as you think because he's seen
Speaker 1: you naked in the shower and in the bedroom and
Speaker 1: he wasn't complaining. You just weren't comfortable with how you looked.
Speaker 1: I think women in general are much too hard on ourselves,
Speaker 1: and you have to start feeling good about you, and
Speaker 1: you have to start doing that now. You can't expect
Speaker 1: anyone else to if you don't. Men pick up on
Speaker 1: those signals. You can still work out, you can still
Speaker 1: do things with him. You just have to go at
Speaker 1: your own pace. You can't try to keep up with
Speaker 1: him if it's too much. You're doing this for you, remember,
Speaker 1: not him. The third thing I have to say to
Speaker 1: you is that people do this all the time. Everyone
Speaker 1: lies or stretches the truth on these dating sites, so
Speaker 1: some even go as far as catfishing. I'm sure you've
Speaker 1: seen the show catfishing. You haven't done any of that,
Speaker 1: and he's still there, So again, don't be so hard
Speaker 1: on yourself anyway, didn't you say he wasn't cute? Cute?
Speaker 1: You said he wasn't cute, So he's probably glad to
Speaker 1: have a woman like you. Be confident, Steve.
Speaker 2: Once again, we'dne read two different letters. Yeah, here I go.
Speaker 6: I just wanted to say, before I do this letter,
Speaker 6: forgive me for those of you that might be slightly
Speaker 6: put off or what shall they say? Put a back
Speaker 6: by what I may say in my response. But in
Speaker 6: the words of.
Speaker 2: Lord John, here I go. So here we go.
Speaker 6: Dear Stephen Shell, I'm a forty eight year old divorce
Speaker 6: female and I'm trying online date.
Speaker 2: Very good.
Speaker 6: Sixty five percent of most marriages today come from online dating.
Speaker 2: Ess new status out. My niece helped me do my
Speaker 2: dating profile. We use a real photo of me. Thank you,
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 6: But she suggested I lie by my interest so I
Speaker 6: would attract a man with a nice body.
Speaker 2: Now let's start writing here.
Speaker 6: If you're gonna attract a man with a nice body,
Speaker 6: the man with a nice body probably done got his
Speaker 6: body like that because he won't to attract a woman
Speaker 6: with a nice body. Let's just go there. A man
Speaker 6: is in the gym to be fit because he liked
Speaker 6: to be fit. He probably gonna look for somebody fit.
Speaker 6: That's why your niece told you to lie and tell
Speaker 6: him your interest is that so you could find a
Speaker 6: nice fit man. Well, you got to be fit too,
Speaker 6: that's the key. You looking for fit, he looking for fit.
Speaker 6: But now, so I said that I love working out
Speaker 6: and traveling.
Speaker 2: God, dog, did you write running in there? Who like running?
Speaker 6: Not too many people so already now see And then
Speaker 6: Shirley said what she Shelly just be lying to y'all.
Speaker 6: Hirlie said, you should always tell the truth. Then she said,
Speaker 6: everybody lie. Well, but see now, if you gonna lie,
Speaker 6: you're gonna have to work on your lion, because y'all
Speaker 6: up in here telling lies. You can't got no bet.
Speaker 6: I love working out and running. Big ass ain't ran
Speaker 6: nowell ain't even been to the jail. She said, Let
Speaker 6: me shouldn't just tell you something. I'm not saying this
Speaker 6: is the case with this lady. But if you chubby.
Speaker 6: If you're chubby, you you probably don't run, and you
Speaker 6: shouldn't because it's bad on your joints. You're gonna mess
Speaker 6: your whole here, none, junior, hang on, we'll have shot
Speaker 6: out of shape.
Speaker 1: I stopped coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: We'll get back into the letter. It's called, uh, I'm
Speaker 1: too out of shape for him. We'll hear part two
Speaker 1: of Steve's response right after this. Boy, you're listening hard
Speaker 1: morning show. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. The subject I'm too out of shape for him?
Speaker 6: Well, you said it in your letter, so now why
Speaker 6: I got to watch what I say? You're forty eight
Speaker 6: years old, your divorced.
Speaker 2: Ain't nothing wrong with that. Your niece helped you get
Speaker 2: a dating profile. Use a real photo.
Speaker 6: Yourself that would shold us up, should us up, real photo,
Speaker 6: shoulders up, head shot?
Speaker 2: What you did? What you did?
Speaker 6: Then she suggested that you lie about your interest so
Speaker 6: that you would have tshod you to track a man
Speaker 6: with a nice body. So I said, I love working out,
Speaker 6: running and trapped. Really okay, now work on your lion,
Speaker 6: Work on your lion. The app matched me with a tall, muscular,
Speaker 6: older man.
Speaker 2: He isn't cute. Oh, don't try to low rate him.
Speaker 14: Now.
Speaker 6: See you're trying to make us think something wrong with him.
Speaker 6: But you got just what you asked for muscular. He
Speaker 6: in shape because he in that gym matched you, because
Speaker 6: you said you love to work out and run. He
Speaker 6: isn't cute, but we've been dating for six weeks now,
Speaker 6: obviously you can stomach it.
Speaker 2: He might not be cute, but he he ain't flat
Speaker 2: out ugly. Though.
Speaker 1: Why are you mad?
Speaker 2: Though? No, because she lied, No, I ain't. Now I'm
Speaker 2: getting that man.
Speaker 6: We've been dating for six weeks and getting really to
Speaker 6: know each other, and I like him a lot because
Speaker 6: he got personality. He runs marathons, and he asked me
Speaker 6: to do a charity run with him in April. Said yes,
Speaker 6: because I don't know how to say no. Now hold up,
Speaker 6: now you're finna go run? See this day not right here.
Speaker 6: For a minute, I thought this was Tommy, because we
Speaker 6: got Tommy love to work out, he stay in shape,
Speaker 6: and Tommy run a lot, and Tommy in good ass
Speaker 6: shape too, So I thought this was Tommy right here.
Speaker 6: But Tommy, well, you know, they said he was tall,
Speaker 6: and now I said.
Speaker 2: Okay, But but she said he was unattracted. Now right there,
Speaker 2: right there, it was you.
Speaker 6: Because I'm right there with you on that I've been
Speaker 6: trying to tell you for a while, but anyway, it
Speaker 6: ain't something. I said yes because I don't know how
Speaker 6: to say no. We started working out together and it
Speaker 6: was obvious I don't know what to do in the gym.
Speaker 6: I told him I do yoga now instead of going
Speaker 6: to the gym. Another lot. Yeah, see, listen to me.
Speaker 6: You got to work on your lions. You got to
Speaker 6: do something. You got to do like you got to
Speaker 6: say like you went to ribbon dancing. You got to
Speaker 6: do stuff people can't check of. Yeah, you gotta do
Speaker 6: stuff like that. You know, you play pickleball, stuff like that.
Speaker 6: You gotta say stuff that you know other black people
Speaker 6: don't do. Sitting up in here lying talking about you
Speaker 6: in the gym, and you run another lie. We worked
Speaker 6: out so hard my head hurt. Then we went to
Speaker 6: my house and he told me we was getting in
Speaker 6: the shower together. He looked at here in my eyes
Speaker 6: and said he wanted me, and he'd been waiting for
Speaker 6: this moment. My head was hurting, and I was so
Speaker 6: nervous because I look a lot better in my clothes
Speaker 6: than I do naked. That's ninety eight percent of the
Speaker 6: people in the world, Lady, don't worry about that. Everybody
Speaker 6: looked better in clothes, so I was nervous because I
Speaker 6: look a lot better in my clothes than I do naked.
Speaker 2: The shower was uncomfortable. Now, let's get back to this weight. Now.
Speaker 6: The shower was uncomfortable because it was crowded in there.
Speaker 6: You got your little chubby ass up in there, and
Speaker 6: that shower got crowded. Big muscle, uglass dude in that
Speaker 6: big muscle with the trade face. He up in there,
Speaker 6: just as strong all the muscles. He flexed. Your little
Speaker 6: chubby ass in there. And now you're uncomfortable in the
Speaker 6: shower because it's crowded in there. Too much weight. Y'all
Speaker 6: all up against the glass and tore the damn curtain
Speaker 6: down there. Y'all got water all over the toilet.
Speaker 1: See where is that in the letter?
Speaker 2: It's in there, Shirley. It depends.
Speaker 6: And I felt like he realized that I didn't work
Speaker 6: out by the way he looked at my body because
Speaker 6: he was looking.
Speaker 2: Round it, around it. He couldn't find the knob in there.
Speaker 6: He was trying to get the water a little hotter,
Speaker 6: but he couldn't reach the knob because you was all
Speaker 6: in the knob. The nozzle and the window all up
Speaker 6: in here. Chubby asked and told him, you like running,
Speaker 6: you know you ain't raring. No, damn well, you run
Speaker 6: up them steps so you'll fall out anyway. After the shower,
Speaker 6: you already know. We went straight to my bed. You
Speaker 6: had to hear up and get under them sheets, straight
Speaker 6: to my bed. It was our first time together, and
Speaker 6: I had such a hard time keeping up with him
Speaker 6: because he in the gym here in shape, and I'm
Speaker 6: gona tell you something about ugly man too. We got
Speaker 6: to be able to bring it because we might not
Speaker 6: get a second chance. So you couldn't even hardly keep
Speaker 6: up with him. My leg was not supposed to be
Speaker 6: in that way. He been it and it's still hurting.
Speaker 6: It supposed to go back there. Oh, he didn't do nothing.
Speaker 6: He ain't seen before. He had your ankle in his
Speaker 6: hand and it was back there by the other girl.
Speaker 6: If yours don't go back there, Shirley come talking about
Speaker 6: you need to get more flexible.
Speaker 2: You ain't gonna get flexible by the next day. That's
Speaker 2: for days.
Speaker 6: So bes rye a whole hamstrang out trying to keep
Speaker 6: over this fool in his bed. This is over with
Speaker 6: this relationship is dead. You far there, You and your
Speaker 6: old ass husband wasn't doing none of that. I have
Speaker 6: lied and ended up with the man that's too good
Speaker 6: to be true. I'm too out of shape him. I
Speaker 6: can't have sex with him again. That's right now. I'm
Speaker 6: too afree.
Speaker 2: You should be. How do I fix my lives? I'll
Speaker 2: keep it. This man he gone, he is gone, he gone.
Speaker 2: Phil Lie in your leg, don't go back there.
Speaker 3: What we need to hit?
Speaker 2: You ain't free, chubby, You ain't flexible. At least be flexible.
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Speaker 1: after the hour, Junior is here with Sports Talk. Right
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is
Speaker 1: time now for Junior and sports Talk. What you got, Junior, Well,
Speaker 1: you know Robert Reed passed away.
Speaker 2: Man, Robert Reed passed away?
Speaker 7: Yeah, sixty eight years old, I mean played ten years
Speaker 7: with the Houston Rockets.
Speaker 1: Yeah up, please continued, Junior.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you see.
Speaker 7: Roberhen playing on who I was a kid and rob
Speaker 7: Ree was playing in the NBA.
Speaker 2: Robert were the same. I'm saying, like, you know, like,
Speaker 2: what was he like ten years he played with.
Speaker 6: Mose Malone h a great player. You know, he was
Speaker 6: a role player. He's a role player. He's a role player.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was good, brother, Okay, all right? Man, Well you know,
Speaker 2: and then also makes black history.
Speaker 7: My uncle, I just I want to ask you about
Speaker 7: this too, Ali, Bill Russell, Jim Brown, he's like said
Speaker 7: Arthur ash Kareem and du Jabbar.
Speaker 2: What was they like for the movement for the civil rights?
Speaker 2: I mean they stood up.
Speaker 6: They were the most recognizable figures in the world today.
Speaker 6: You know, they were athletes and they weren't high paid athlete.
Speaker 6: They were making good money, but nothing like they make today.
Speaker 6: But they united themselves and stood up for the calls
Speaker 6: for the rights of black Them dudes right there made
Speaker 6: stance man scream upb changed his name from new Ale Censers.
Speaker 6: They changed his names to Montcommed. Ali, it's that is
Speaker 6: Jim Brown, man Dayton, white women on screens and talking
Speaker 6: back to folks. Because Bill Russell was winning championships, coaching
Speaker 6: and and and taking leadership roles. These men stood up
Speaker 6: Arthur ash made them change the game up tennis.
Speaker 2: They made them. These people man our field gifts and
Speaker 2: they was legends.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 2: That was just difference. And there's some cats out there today.
Speaker 2: It's very active. If you look at Lebron James, here's
Speaker 2: act hity out there.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 6: Ont some cats out there, man, that's about the business.
Speaker 6: Lebron James is in the community building school building stuff.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 6: The Jordan Foundation right now is doing our standing work.
Speaker 6: Everybody was mad at Jordan in the beginning. But Jordan
Speaker 6: was born to change the game up basketball. Jordan was
Speaker 6: not born into this other role like uh, like Lebron was. Look,
Speaker 6: Jordan was born to take the game of basketball global.
Speaker 6: You go look in Turkey or anywhere and Middle East.
Speaker 6: That boy is on that wall with that ball in
Speaker 6: his hand, jumping through the apps.
Speaker 2: He did.
Speaker 6: He became more active civil rights and stuff like that,
Speaker 6: jobs and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Jordan bad dude.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, man, Yeah, I didn't know all that he
Speaker 7: did all that. I didn't know all I ask changed
Speaker 7: tennis like that.
Speaker 2: That's what he taking do just being black in it
Speaker 2: and win it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Serena and Venus came and did a whole nother notch
Speaker 2: to that thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what all right, another Black History moment. That was
Speaker 1: a sports moment there, Thank you, Junior. Thank you Steve.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, Steve, but
Speaker 1: woman on social media needs your advice. She says, my
Speaker 1: brother started a fight with my boyfriend. H oh, we'll
Speaker 1: talk about that, right.
Speaker 2: I will make that special announcement that I have from.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show. So Steve Carrey on Facebook says, one.
Speaker 6: A second before, you got to have a special Black
Speaker 6: History Month announcement.
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, we could do it first.
Speaker 6: I just want you to know that next week I'll
Speaker 6: be releasing my very first hip hop gangster rap album.
Speaker 2: What what's your name?
Speaker 1: Why, Steve Harvey, you've been in the studio.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm releasing my very first hip hop gangster rap album.
Speaker 1: And he collapse.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want nobody and anybody qualified, just you,
Speaker 2: they're not.
Speaker 1: This is all me right, all me?
Speaker 2: All good? Yeah, figure up.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. You do some Beyonce historicals.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm using three people on the album next to
Speaker 6: lab but I okay, they're really nothing new bout it.
Speaker 1: So you didn't have to check with anyone. Crazy.
Speaker 6: It ain't gonna be out long, So soon as it
Speaker 6: come out, they're gonna take it down already.
Speaker 2: No seasoned decisions coming clear?
Speaker 1: All right? Is that your real announcement?
Speaker 8: That was it?
Speaker 3: Well? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Carrie on Facebook says I took my boyfriend to my
Speaker 1: family's house for dinner over the weekend, and he'd met
Speaker 1: them all before, but it was the first time we'd
Speaker 1: been together at one time. Out of the blue, my brother,
Speaker 1: who's closest to my age, starts an argument with my boyfriend,
Speaker 1: saying that he had something he had said, something offensive,
Speaker 1: which he didn't. Before I even realized what was happening,
Speaker 1: they were fighting and wrestling on the floor. My boyfriend
Speaker 1: is a lot bigger than my brother, so he quickly
Speaker 1: got the better of him, but then my dad and
Speaker 1: my other brother jumped in to pull them apart. My
Speaker 1: other brother puts my boyfriend in a headlock, which leads
Speaker 1: them to getting in a fight. Everything settles down and
Speaker 1: we leave, but when I talked to my family later,
Speaker 1: some how the whole thing is now my boyfriend's fault.
Speaker 1: He didn't start any of this, and now I don't
Speaker 1: feel comfortable bringing him around to my family's house. I
Speaker 1: feel like my family is ganging up on him and
Speaker 1: he doesn't deserve it. What should I do?
Speaker 6: Well, first of all, you think you don't feel comfortable
Speaker 6: bringing him around, now, I been his ass puckers up,
Speaker 6: real nice, I'll tell you that for a damn show.
Speaker 6: You think you uncomfortable. He ain't going back over there,
Speaker 6: and it's nothing you can do about it. And they
Speaker 6: just sided up with your brother. I don't know what
Speaker 6: he could have said to your boyfriend to make this
Speaker 6: fight start. I don't know, but it would have been
Speaker 6: in your boyfriend's best interest to go, hey man, my bad.
Speaker 6: That is what I meant for if I said something
Speaker 6: you thought was offensive, I apologize you fighting this cat
Speaker 6: over their house now that dad and the other brothers
Speaker 6: and jumped in it's wall now. Yeah, and this ain't
Speaker 6: no reality show. This is why you can't have me
Speaker 6: in on reality show. He can't go over there Friday
Speaker 6: and they just be eating so they see they can't
Speaker 6: just be me. No, no, none of that.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, so that's it for that.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he needs to break up with him. It's over too.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can go and counsel him. Yeah, he everybody
Speaker 6: in your family. That's the other reason you can't.
Speaker 2: Go back over he can fight.
Speaker 1: All right, We do have time for another one. This
Speaker 1: is from Shelley. I'm Steve Harvey f M. Shelley says,
Speaker 1: I started dating this guy a few weeks ago and
Speaker 1: we really hit it off. We're both in our mid twenties,
Speaker 1: and he told me he was in a serious relationship
Speaker 1: for several years that ended last year. Last night was
Speaker 1: our fourth date, and he revealed that he has a
Speaker 1: two year old son. He says that he didn't tell
Speaker 1: me right away because he didn't want to scare me off,
Speaker 1: but that he would he would understand if I didn't
Speaker 1: want to see him anymore. Is it excusable that he
Speaker 1: was held that information from me until now? Should I
Speaker 1: see this as a sign that this relationship is a
Speaker 1: bad idea?
Speaker 2: You only wasn't dates? Yeah, that wasn't that long.
Speaker 6: He finally told you he had a son. You didn't
Speaker 6: find out He opened up and told you, and he told.
Speaker 2: You why he did it.
Speaker 1: That's why he didn't.
Speaker 2: What wasn't four years? Wait? Both dates?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: I can stay together, all right? More of the Steve
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Speaker 2: Right, I just did that, drop the whole phone in
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Speaker 1: But but Apple is now saying if you put your
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Speaker 8: For me.
Speaker 13: But when I did that, Yeah, so you still with
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, who hasn't.
Speaker 6: I ruined the phone one time after I dropped into
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Speaker 1: the hour, we'll play around it. Would you rather? Right
Speaker 1: after this you're listening hard morning show, and it's time
Speaker 1: now for a round of would you rather? Would you
Speaker 1: rather one nostril or one ear?
Speaker 2: Woo or that one ear?
Speaker 6: You can't have that half nostril on your face talking
Speaker 6: to because it's no way I'm not.
Speaker 1: Gonna give it to tell you you can't even focus.
Speaker 2: I gotta.
Speaker 9: I gotta have both my ears. I got I got
Speaker 9: to bed, sit my glasses or something. I'm gonna have
Speaker 9: one nostril.
Speaker 6: The glasses and sitting on my head cock eye at
Speaker 6: an angle. I'm not gonna handle one damn nostril. I'm
Speaker 6: telling you that right now.
Speaker 1: Leave that face alone.
Speaker 2: You got one nostril where you're gonna put your glasses anyway?
Speaker 1: Your nose.
Speaker 6: You always pull your glasses down on your nose, don't
Speaker 6: you do that? Day you do something that's over with.
Speaker 2: From feel tooth?
Speaker 1: Would you rather wear a clown wig? Or clown shoes
Speaker 1: every day. Clown wig or clown shoes every day.
Speaker 2: Well, if Tommy wear my shoes, that's what they're gonna
Speaker 2: look like.
Speaker 10: Roll.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't on the road. I'm gonna go with
Speaker 2: the shoes.
Speaker 1: I told you, that's what he said.
Speaker 2: He used to put my shoes on all the time
Speaker 2: when he was little. He still he put them on.
Speaker 1: That Not much has changed, all right. Would you rather
Speaker 1: be stuck with your spouse in a treehouse or a
Speaker 1: tent on a stormy day, both of them with the spouse, Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: treehouse or a tent.
Speaker 2: It's the same damn thing, both of them in a storm.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, just a treehouse. It's a storm with
Speaker 1: your spouse or a tent with your spouse on a
Speaker 1: rainy day, stormy day, it's lightning, it can Yeah, it's storming,
Speaker 1: stormy and you're in there with your spouse in a tent.
Speaker 2: I don't know why we up in this tree though.
Speaker 2: It's just too much. You're light.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's the tree in the treehouse. You're it's
Speaker 1: not storming.
Speaker 2: Well, tom you know you didn't explain it. You didn't
Speaker 2: explain it to the bill. That's for sure, j but
Speaker 2: we know you don't like that. Well, watch Tommy. I
Speaker 2: don't know why.
Speaker 7: Tommy like he can't get in the treehouse to keep
Speaker 7: the elves have lived there, you.
Speaker 8: Know the.
Speaker 3: Look look back.
Speaker 1: Like you ain't never bit at the treehouse before.
Speaker 2: This morning?
Speaker 1: Coming up? That's his roads. Would you rather coming up
Speaker 1: in forty nine minutes after? It's the last break of
Speaker 1: the day and we'll close out the show with the
Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 12: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here we
Speaker 12: are last break of the day on this Thursday. And Junior,
Speaker 12: at the beginning of the show, you asked Steve a
Speaker 12: question about success.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because you know, we try to put those two together,
Speaker 7: with money and success. He was saying, it's not the same.
Speaker 7: It's not like you don't have to have money to
Speaker 7: be successful. It's not that it's like your journey.
Speaker 2: Well, but your question was about success. What what was
Speaker 2: your question?
Speaker 7: I was saying, you're saying you don't have to have
Speaker 7: money to be successful.
Speaker 2: I said, how is that? How do you judge that?
Speaker 6: And you say, hey, because listen, man, here's the thing
Speaker 6: about success. What prohibits people from having success, first of all,
Speaker 6: is starting.
Speaker 2: The number one.
Speaker 6: Cause of failure is the fear of failure. Most people
Speaker 6: never even start. And then people equate success with the
Speaker 6: finish line. Now I'm successful, But that's not it, folks.
Speaker 6: The moment you make the decision to be successful, the
Speaker 6: moment you start the process, the journey to changing your
Speaker 6: current status in any shape form of fashion, success has begun.
Speaker 6: Because I'm telling you, man, too many people sit still
Speaker 6: in their life and never make a move. You know,
Speaker 6: you've got to make a move. You've got to start
Speaker 6: the process. You know, there's an old poem. This is
Speaker 6: not exactly but it's as a stands in a poem
Speaker 6: that I absolutely love. And this is not a verbatim,
Speaker 6: but this is what it talks about. The credit belongs
Speaker 6: to the man who is actually in the arena, whose
Speaker 6: face is marred with dust, blood, sweat and tears, not
Speaker 6: to those cold and timid souls in the stands who.
Speaker 2: Know neither victory nor defeat.
Speaker 6: You got so many people on the side talking about
Speaker 6: the warrior that's in the arena. Social media is full
Speaker 6: of it, and it's causing people not to move. It's
Speaker 6: making us stagnant because we're so worried about what somebody
Speaker 6: gonna say if we fail.
Speaker 2: If you don't start, you failing anyway.
Speaker 6: If you understands talking about somebody else's success and you
Speaker 6: ain't got none, you failing anyway.
Speaker 2: I got news for you.
Speaker 6: If you in the stands talking about somebody else's success,
Speaker 6: you failing, even if you got a measure of success.
Speaker 2: Because I got time, I got news for you.
Speaker 6: People that's really trying to be successful, really trying to
Speaker 6: be happy, they ain't got no they have no time.
Speaker 6: They have no time to worry about somebody else. They
Speaker 6: ain't got time to mention nobody else. And man, you
Speaker 6: gotta start thinking about that, folks, because we live in
Speaker 6: the world right now where the concern is more for
Speaker 6: likes and clicks than it is for honor and respect.
Speaker 6: What happened to that? What happened to the honorable man?
Speaker 6: What happened to the man out of respect? What happened
Speaker 6: to me and sitting down like me and talking, Hey, bro,
Speaker 6: I got a problem with you. Let me holler at you.
Speaker 6: What is all this Taylor Swift stuff? You got a
Speaker 6: problem with somebody now you're putting them in a song.
Speaker 6: You got a problem with somebody. Now you're on a Little,
Speaker 6: A Little Nobody Asks podcast. Now, all of a sudden,
Speaker 6: you got yourself blowed up like you're an authoritative figure.
Speaker 2: You're not. You're not. Look, man, if we get our
Speaker 2: focus on what we're doing.
Speaker 6: Once you begin the process to become successful, you are
Speaker 6: a successful person. Stop looking at the finished line as
Speaker 6: the foremost success. The success is in the journey. The
Speaker 6: success is in the process. I give you an example.
Speaker 6: Let's say your goal is to become a millionaire one day.
Speaker 6: Let's just say your goal is to be a millionaire.
Speaker 6: Let's say your goal is to make one hundred thousand.
Speaker 6: Let's say your goal is to bring in one hundred
Speaker 6: and fifty thousand, whatever your goal is. And let's say
Speaker 6: you're starting with nothing today and tomorrow you start the
Speaker 6: process and you make yourself ten dollars. That's a successful
Speaker 6: day because guess what, you have began the process, and
Speaker 6: let's say in a week or so, you'd have made
Speaker 6: yourself a few hundred dollars. Yeah, you ain't a millionaire
Speaker 6: right now, but don't you see that you're on the way.
Speaker 6: Don't you see that you started the process. You are
Speaker 6: a success story. Waiting to happen. But you are in
Speaker 6: the process of writing the story. It's the people in
Speaker 6: the stands that's booing that. I ain't got no story
Speaker 6: at all. The credit belongs to the man who's actually
Speaker 6: in the arena. Man, them people in the stands that's
Speaker 6: booing you, who are they they?
Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, you bought a ticket to
Speaker 2: see me.
Speaker 6: But now you up in there talking about I ain't
Speaker 6: this and I ain't that. You can't come out here
Speaker 6: and do none this, none of this. You ain't on
Speaker 6: the radio, you ain't got no TV show. You quit
Speaker 6: talking about me. You ain't got no rewards, you ain't
Speaker 6: got nothing. I got it, but you steady talking about me. Man,
Speaker 6: get yourself together. Start focusing on yourself. Folks, look at
Speaker 6: your personal journey. It's hard to make it. You don't
Speaker 6: have time to worry about somebody else, all these people
Speaker 6: online talking about everybody. Man, get yourself together. And here's
Speaker 6: the cold You know, Man, I'm gonna say this again
Speaker 6: because I just learned it this year. You will never
Speaker 6: have a hater that's doing better than you. Never you
Speaker 6: will never have a hater that's doing better than you.
Speaker 6: So why are you worried about them when they boo,
Speaker 6: boo all you want. I'm in the arena. I'm swinging
Speaker 6: for the wall. So what it didn't go over the wall.
Speaker 6: I hit a double. Well, at least I'm on second base.
Speaker 6: Your ass is in the stands. Bye, Felicia, Bye. Those
Speaker 6: are my cold remarks. I wish I had more time
Speaker 6: to damn out of time. Thank you, Junior.
Speaker 2: Y'all have a great day. Talk to God.
Speaker 6: He loved to hear from because I don't want to
Speaker 6: hear none. You got to say, boo, Steve, shut up?
Speaker 2: You understand.
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