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Speaker 7: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, come on
Speaker 7: dig me now. One and only Steve Harkins got a
Speaker 7: radio show, keep saying it can't stop. Man, oh man,
Speaker 7: oh man, what a journey it has been. I thank
Speaker 7: God for every single step of the way. I learned
Speaker 7: to thank him for the bad times too, because it
Speaker 7: taught me something. All the bad times, all the failures,
Speaker 7: they became valuable experiences in my life. Every time I failed,
Speaker 7: I learned a little bit more about getting up. Every
Speaker 7: time I was told no, it moved me one step
Speaker 7: closer to yes. It made me stronger, It toughened my skin.
Speaker 7: It made me learn how to deal with haters. It
Speaker 7: made me learn how to deal with people who don't
Speaker 7: have your best interest at heart. Man, ain't y'all all
Speaker 7: out there feeling me on this one right here. It
Speaker 7: teaches you who is who in your life. It shows
Speaker 7: you who you can depend on and who you came.
Speaker 7: And at the end of the day, what has taught
Speaker 7: me most of all my hardships in my life? And
Speaker 7: it's really about me and God. That is the one
Speaker 7: factor that has been never changed in my life. God
Speaker 7: has always been the same for me and for you
Speaker 7: and for all of us. His word is true. It
Speaker 7: don't waiver, it don't shake. You can shape it.
Speaker 2: Readjust it if you want to. It is really the
Speaker 2: way it's written. It really is.
Speaker 7: You have your version of it if you want to.
Speaker 7: But if you just read it the way it is,
Speaker 7: it's real clear. Ain't no loopholes in it. Every time
Speaker 7: you jump through a loophole, there's something over there written
Speaker 7: that that counters that.
Speaker 2: So is what I want to get to today. Listen
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 7: You got it within you? Oh it's there, Just use it.
Speaker 7: Listen to me, coach, you got it within you. Oh
Speaker 7: it's there, Just use it. If you hear me clearly,
Speaker 7: I'm really finn to show you something this morning. Got
Speaker 7: it within you? Oh is that?
Speaker 2: Just use it?
Speaker 7: Steve, what you're talking about, see Here's what's wrong with
Speaker 7: a lot of people. Here's what's stopping so many people.
Speaker 7: You keep looking. We keep looking for others to save us.
Speaker 7: We keep looking for someone else to rescue us. We
Speaker 7: always looking for some group of people or somebody to
Speaker 7: accept us. We keep looking for someone else's approval. We
Speaker 7: always looking for some group or somebody to deliver us, somebody,
Speaker 7: some group of people to give us credibility, somebody or some.
Speaker 2: Group of people who says we matter.
Speaker 7: We spend so much time right there, and when the
Speaker 7: cavalry don't come over the hill, when it ain't no saving,
Speaker 7: it ain't no deliverance, and hey, you don't get accepted,
Speaker 7: and don't nobody really come to save you, and there't
Speaker 7: nobody vouching for you and giving you credibility and throw
Speaker 7: you into something naw, you into this little state of man.
Speaker 7: I don't know what I'm gonna do. Oh you got
Speaker 7: it within you, Oh it's there, Just use it. You
Speaker 7: want to know what the real deal is, y'all? It's
Speaker 7: you and God, and it's the God in you.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 7: I wish I could explain this right to you today.
Speaker 7: I want you to fill me on this right here.
Speaker 7: When you shake everything out.
Speaker 2: The way, get rid of all your expectations of people.
Speaker 7: The relationship you thought was gonna last forever that didn't
Speaker 7: make it, the child that you wanted to be, this
Speaker 7: that turned out to be that, your friend you thought
Speaker 7: was your friend, that stabbed you in the back.
Speaker 2: You found out they wouldn't.
Speaker 7: The job you thought was gonna keep you and you
Speaker 7: retire on they dodn'et closed down, gave you a pink slip.
Speaker 7: All of this, man, that depth promised that somebody told
Speaker 7: you they was gonna loan you this money, and on
Speaker 7: loan day they say they ain't got it. Oh man,
Speaker 7: oh man, oh man, This money you thought was gonna
Speaker 7: come through on this check, The check ain't there?
Speaker 2: Oh man?
Speaker 7: How many disappointments in life can you get? You thought
Speaker 7: you had enough credit. I was to graduate. You found
Speaker 7: out two weeks before you didn't. You can't graduate. Oh
Speaker 7: listen here, man, what's gonna happen? Man, look at the
Speaker 7: disappointment in my life right now? But let me explain
Speaker 7: something to you. When you get rid of all of that,
Speaker 7: guess what you really got? You got God, that's the
Speaker 7: whole anchilada. Baby, that's the ball of wax. That's the
Speaker 7: monkeys in the barrel, that's the bag of chips.
Speaker 2: Listen to me.
Speaker 7: If you got God, do you understand that that's sufficient?
Speaker 7: That that say all you need? Can you feel me?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 5: You and God and the.
Speaker 2: God in you, it's really what you need.
Speaker 7: Stop looking for all these outside sources for approval, to
Speaker 7: gain acceptance, to get credibility, somebody to save you, the
Speaker 7: calvary coming over the hill. Why won't they recognize me?
Speaker 7: Why won't they get me closure?
Speaker 2: Why they fire me? Why they forek closing.
Speaker 3: On my house?
Speaker 2: Don't they know I'm laid off.
Speaker 7: When you get through it, all of that whining, it's
Speaker 7: gonna come down to you and God and the God
Speaker 7: in you. If God created man in his own image,
Speaker 7: God is a part of you.
Speaker 2: That is a piece of you that's godly. I don't
Speaker 2: care who you are. I don't care what mistake you made.
Speaker 7: The murderer that's sitting in jail today because of a
Speaker 7: moment in his life that he's now paying for, has
Speaker 7: God in you.
Speaker 2: The biggest criminal.
Speaker 7: When he gets through criminalizing or whatever you want to
Speaker 7: call it, he's sitting there by his self.
Speaker 2: That is a piece of God. In him that lets
Speaker 2: him know this ain't the way. It's wrong. You can
Speaker 2: love his money if you want to put you out
Speaker 2: of line, and you gonna pay. At the end of
Speaker 2: the day, when I.
Speaker 7: Get through on this microphone, on this TV, all these articles,
Speaker 7: when I get through it all of that, you know
Speaker 7: what it comes down to. Because see, it ain't always
Speaker 7: been this way for me. You know, I've been trying
Speaker 7: to get here, trying to get that.
Speaker 2: Listen to me. It's been me and God, and it's
Speaker 2: been to God in me. When I woke up a
Speaker 2: few years back and I realized that's really what it was,
Speaker 2: it changed my whole life. It changed my whole life.
Speaker 2: Your whole life can get changed when you realize that
Speaker 2: it's really you and God and the God.
Speaker 4: In you, really man.
Speaker 2: People disappoint you.
Speaker 7: You argue with people, You fall out with people, You
Speaker 7: break up with people, you divorce people. You got people
Speaker 7: who you thought was fries all of a sudden you
Speaker 7: find out they talking about.
Speaker 2: It's crazy how it is you been going what's going on?
Speaker 5: What's really going on?
Speaker 2: But that's because guess what you got all yours banked
Speaker 2: on them. When you go bank it on the one
Speaker 2: thing that you can count on. God's word ain't changed,
Speaker 2: and we got here. It's solid.
Speaker 7: If you pray, believe, work hard, don't doubt you'll get
Speaker 7: whatever you ask for. That's a fact that ain't no rumor.
Speaker 7: People out here doing it every day. Now, if you
Speaker 7: ain't trying that, listen to me. You got it within you.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's there. You just gotta use it. There is
Speaker 2: a weapon available to man called prayer. Use that. See.
Speaker 7: I look at my life, man, whenever I get a
Speaker 7: little shaky, I look back. Oh hey, man, I ain't
Speaker 7: really talk with him too much yesterday. Oh, tighten up.
Speaker 7: I'm just telling you real. You got a better answer.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, oh, I know what.
Speaker 7: Oh my bad, Steve. Now, Steve, I ain't winning costs.
Speaker 7: They ain't get me the loan all now, Steve, I
Speaker 7: ain't winning costs.
Speaker 5: She left me.
Speaker 2: He left me.
Speaker 7: I ain't winning, Steve, because I got stuck with these kids.
Speaker 7: I got a divorce. They fired me. They foreclothes on
Speaker 7: my own. That's why I ain't winning. You ain't winning
Speaker 7: because you ain't praying. You got to pray and believe
Speaker 7: in work. That's the key. Come on, man, you got
Speaker 7: it within you. Oh, it's there. You just got to
Speaker 7: use it. It's just you and God, and it's to
Speaker 7: God in you and what y'all gonna do.
Speaker 8: A boy that you're listening.
Speaker 3: Morning, rise and shine, wake up, Wake up, wake up,
Speaker 3: give yourself that stretch that morning, ye owning. You got
Speaker 3: to sit on the edge of the bed, you think
Speaker 3: the man, and then you got to get up, get
Speaker 3: out and get something. It's Friday, y'all. You understand what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. It ain't Thursday, it ain't Saturday. It's that
Speaker 3: magical day, Friday. You understand a lot of y'all got
Speaker 3: plans for the weekend, unless some of y'all gotta go
Speaker 3: to work, But it don't matter.
Speaker 5: It's Friday, and thank God I'm here.
Speaker 1: I'm here.
Speaker 5: It's Friday.
Speaker 1: So enjoy it, and uh understand it. You understand that sign.
Speaker 5: You understand it and exists in it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Top of the morning rising, sound like Steven's out,
Speaker 3: Shirley Carler, Mississippi, Monica and Junior at be killed, lawan kill.
Speaker 3: Junior boy Spates is in the building top town. It's Friday.
Speaker 2: But saying, was you about to do a color purple line? Tommy?
Speaker 2: I will old but I'm here.
Speaker 5: I may be black, I made even but thank god
Speaker 5: I'm here.
Speaker 3: Hey, that movie got That movie got the most most
Speaker 3: classic lines I think of all time or black entertainment
Speaker 3: for me anyway, for a lot of quotes, Yes.
Speaker 8: Especially Oprah's roller Sophia.
Speaker 1: You told do that with me?
Speaker 2: How you do that with me?
Speaker 5: Was harpod to beat me.
Speaker 2: All my life?
Speaker 5: Had to fight my dad and my brother had to
Speaker 5: fight my uncle's good child's ain't fits in the family.
Speaker 5: Immens you want to did sun in law? Miss CV?
Speaker 5: You better you keep on advising harp I love.
Speaker 9: What is like that?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 1: So, who's the old man in the movie?
Speaker 8: The old man?
Speaker 1: Oh his daddy?
Speaker 8: If that was Scott Jr?
Speaker 1: Right, was it, Louiscotta?
Speaker 5: Yes, tell your great at your home down the table.
Speaker 1: Didn't that though? It wasn't It wasn't that. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: didn't took that out.
Speaker 5: They took that one, Louis.
Speaker 1: He did his thing Lowiscotson Jr.
Speaker 5: Yeah Yeah he did.
Speaker 1: Award winner.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he got that Nash that woman disease had atlantic.
Speaker 3: Watch the movie and supported and then you yeah did
Speaker 3: so feel boy baby, she got as denomination.
Speaker 1: Let you let that mayor now.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, okay, then we had a juke joint.
Speaker 1: Yes, watched the movie. It's supported.
Speaker 5: Yeah we have it was was was was squeaky in there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 10: That was her?
Speaker 1: The singer her, She's squeaky?
Speaker 5: Did she say I'm going with should.
Speaker 1: Want You'll enjoy it? Just watch it.
Speaker 8: It was really good.
Speaker 1: Since Stills have souls to daddy?
Speaker 4: Was that isn't?
Speaker 5: Did we say can sleep at night?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: One does. It's on the TV.
Speaker 2: You can see it.
Speaker 1: I saw, I saw it was on. I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 2: To watch it. It's really good.
Speaker 8: You will not be disappointed.
Speaker 1: This sugar, This sugar take a bath, and.
Speaker 8: Two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from from the
Speaker 8: crazy nephews. He runs the prank back right after this, I.
Speaker 5: Got the meal box fixed. Did not get you missing?
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 8: Morning show. It is time now for the nephew to
Speaker 8: run that prank back. What you got for its neph
Speaker 8: boss shutter.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you got to get out on your own and
Speaker 3: save some souls. This right here is mobile baptist is
Speaker 3: more pool, mobile baptismal pool. In order to do the
Speaker 3: works that is needed, sometimes you got to get out
Speaker 3: and do it on your own. We come by and
Speaker 3: we baptize you in your driveway, cat dog give you
Speaker 3: would mobile baptismal pool. Hey, hey, hey, to be careful,
Speaker 3: I'll stop by their Saturday.
Speaker 10: Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister Wilson.
Speaker 11: How you doing.
Speaker 10: My name is brother spring water Man. Listen. We uh
Speaker 10: we we got paid to actually come by and do
Speaker 10: some services to uh for for you by some friends
Speaker 10: of yours, and we wanted to actually call and see
Speaker 10: about scheduling and see what you had available.
Speaker 11: Uh some services. What y'all plan on cut some graand
Speaker 11: which I do? What kind of services you have?
Speaker 10: Actually, sir, You've got some friends that have actually spent
Speaker 10: a great amount of money on you. And what we
Speaker 10: do is we have a baptismal owned wheels service. And
Speaker 10: what we do is we go and we we baptize
Speaker 10: people at their home and and baptism on wheels has
Speaker 10: been it's a new company, but we've we've baptized over
Speaker 10: a thousand people. Now we have a truck which actually
Speaker 10: has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and
Speaker 10: we actually come to your home and we will baptize
Speaker 10: you in your driveway. And and make you hold again.
Speaker 10: So we.
Speaker 11: Brother water brings again.
Speaker 10: Sorry, fringwater springwater.
Speaker 12: What you want to come to my house and give
Speaker 12: me a baptism.
Speaker 11: In my front yard.
Speaker 10: We want to baptize you right there in your drive
Speaker 10: where your friends are paid for the services.
Speaker 12: And my friend, what friend will pay for me to
Speaker 12: get baptized.
Speaker 9: I've been baptized already.
Speaker 10: Well from my understanding, sir, that ever then that you
Speaker 10: you had some some bumps and bruises and and and
Speaker 10: they seem to believe that you need to be Washington
Speaker 10: coming again.
Speaker 12: I mean, that's all good, that's all.
Speaker 11: That's all.
Speaker 6: It's all good.
Speaker 11: But I mean things are I mean things be that
Speaker 11: that it made man.
Speaker 12: I mean, I've been baptized, I go to church. You know,
Speaker 12: me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean,
Speaker 12: we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up
Speaker 12: with your pool in front of my house to say
Speaker 12: you fina baptized me, that that doesn't make any sense
Speaker 12: to me.
Speaker 10: I mean, sir, sometimes when some people are not able
Speaker 10: to go to the house of the Lord and get baptized,
Speaker 10: you know, we're making a lot more convenient for you.
Speaker 12: But we can actually need no convenience. I don't need
Speaker 12: no convenience.
Speaker 9: What I need convenience for you asking me to come
Speaker 9: to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in
Speaker 9: my driveway? Does that make any sense to you?
Speaker 6: Brother water?
Speaker 12: I mean, come on, if you really sit back and
Speaker 12: think about it, does that make any sense to you?
Speaker 11: Further convenient?
Speaker 10: First of all, so that that that's that's brother spring water.
Speaker 10: But what I'm trying to what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 9: The water is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make
Speaker 9: no difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood
Speaker 9: and baptize me in front of mine?
Speaker 10: Sir?
Speaker 6: What is all that?
Speaker 1: This is?
Speaker 10: This is what your friends are talking about?
Speaker 9: That don't give me Dad? Wasn't my prayers of telling you, man,
Speaker 9: anybody which which one of my prayers don't recommend you
Speaker 9: to come to my damn house?
Speaker 10: So I'm my.
Speaker 12: Make that don't even make any sense to me?
Speaker 9: You understand, I'm not.
Speaker 10: I'm not at any liberty to tell you who actually
Speaker 10: is between the liberty.
Speaker 9: Because of my damn house adaptize me, but you can't
Speaker 9: tell me who the hell?
Speaker 7: Go see you?
Speaker 9: But you're not what come off you don't even come off.
Speaker 9: That makes sense to you, Doc, Come on, that doesn't
Speaker 9: make any no way in the world. I'm going to
Speaker 9: allow you to come and bring your pone in front
Speaker 9: of my house and baptize me. Then I'm asking you
Speaker 9: ask and you you're supposed to be a pastor, You're
Speaker 9: supposed to be baptized. I'm asking you. Okay, what's friend
Speaker 9: of mine is sending you there? You know, letting you
Speaker 9: know I need to be done. You will tell you
Speaker 9: that at liberty, sir.
Speaker 10: Sir, all I wanted to know. Basically, I've already been paid.
Speaker 10: I'm coming gradual baptizing me out a back time. I'm
Speaker 10: going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway.
Speaker 9: Now, I'll tell you whether if you come to my
Speaker 9: house in front of my driveway, you better bring the
Speaker 9: whole congregation. You understand, You better bring the deacons, the brothers,
Speaker 9: the sisters and everybody else that you think I'm gonna
Speaker 9: be got tide.
Speaker 10: This is the problem. This is what some friends are
Speaker 10: talking about. This is why you need to be baptized
Speaker 10: and cleansed again and washed in the blood of the lamp.
Speaker 6: This is what's wrong.
Speaker 10: You need to be cleansed. That's what's wrong with you,
Speaker 10: mister Wilton.
Speaker 9: What's wrong with means now, what's wrong with you is
Speaker 9: calling me in the middle of my heart day telling
Speaker 9: me I need to be back tied in front of
Speaker 9: my house. If I need to be baptismed. Don't get
Speaker 9: some only water, I go down to the church. I
Speaker 9: don't need you come in front of my house making
Speaker 9: a circus. We're all afraid of some watch sheep talking
Speaker 9: about to water athlete.
Speaker 10: Say Mamma, und up, saying me, from my understanding, From
Speaker 10: my understanding, mister Wilton, you miss two Sundays already this month, so.
Speaker 9: Now I can't go anywhere and get the water. I
Speaker 9: don't need you coming here because you telling me I
Speaker 9: miss two damn Sundays. I'm sending it too. Sill the
Speaker 9: pub all games.
Speaker 10: Coming off, sir. All I know is I've been paid
Speaker 10: to do a job. I will be there Tuesday morning
Speaker 10: at seven o'clock and we will baptize you before you
Speaker 10: go to work on tubes.
Speaker 9: Before you would I tell you what you cut my
Speaker 9: five seven o'clock in the morning. I swear on your Lord,
Speaker 9: I'm gonna bust your You understand me, you will not
Speaker 9: come to my house telling me you for a backtip down.
Speaker 9: Don't give a damn who paid you. You understand I
Speaker 9: was trying your in the water matter stop round brings you,
Speaker 9: your teachers and everybody else. We're gonna have a fool
Speaker 9: part he Let you understand how somebody get all.
Speaker 10: Of this angle and all of this this, these problems
Speaker 10: you have within you. We are going to burn your
Speaker 10: body and get it out your system.
Speaker 6: I want your please me.
Speaker 7: I tell you what.
Speaker 9: I'll tell you what brother sweating work is. That's a cop.
Speaker 10: Water. You got get baptized on Tuesday morning.
Speaker 9: I'm wonna give a damn who pays you?
Speaker 6: Who called you?
Speaker 9: Bring your time going? I carry it to you. I'm
Speaker 9: gonna try yoursel.
Speaker 10: I got one more thing I want to say to you.
Speaker 10: When you listen to got it?
Speaker 9: That's matters. I'm busy. You ain't got to say to me.
Speaker 9: I gotta go.
Speaker 10: You understand, man, I want to say to you, is
Speaker 10: you listening to me? What't? This's his nephew timming from
Speaker 10: the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by
Speaker 10: your boy Mason.
Speaker 9: Let me check y'all something man, I was Brad some man,
Speaker 9: I said, Hey man, I.
Speaker 12: Was about to act a fool on y'all.
Speaker 11: Y'all to show the spent my crib.
Speaker 10: You understand me.
Speaker 9: One time, y'all.
Speaker 6: Ain't got just better to do.
Speaker 10: I gotta ask you something. What is the baddest radio
Speaker 10: show in the land? Man?
Speaker 11: You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning the Show.
Speaker 8: Oh, I'm praying for you, nephew. Coming up next as
Speaker 8: the Rio and Junior. You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming
Speaker 8: up at the top of the hour. And entertainment news.
Speaker 8: Memphis mother faces neglect charges for making her baby girl
Speaker 8: her toddler wax grown naked women very disturbing. Kim Kardashian
Speaker 8: stated that yeah, stated that it's going to take a
Speaker 8: special man to deal with her big life. And Miss Westy,
Speaker 8: our bestie is charting on Billboard's Hot one hundred at
Speaker 8: only ten years old. That's all coming up at the
Speaker 8: top of the hour. But right now it is time
Speaker 8: to ask the Ready to Love office at the Riddlo
Speaker 8: and Junior, here we go, Olivia and Kalamazoo says, there's
Speaker 8: a handsome man that's usually at the coffee shop on
Speaker 8: his laptop. We chat while I wait, and he smells
Speaker 8: so good every time. Yesterday my coffee was already paid
Speaker 8: for by him. We have been flirting for weeks.
Speaker 1: Can I ask him? What's up?
Speaker 5: What's up?
Speaker 1: You know what's up?
Speaker 3: And it ain't no damn coffee. You know what's up, baby,
Speaker 3: We just we've been baiting this for a long time.
Speaker 3: We've been making eye contact all this. You know what's up.
Speaker 3: And in a minute, it ain't gonna be that coffee.
Speaker 3: In a minute that the next stop gonna be your
Speaker 3: spot on his spot. And we're gonna get this out
Speaker 3: the way because we done already in our minds. We
Speaker 3: both have done it already. But we're gonna get it
Speaker 3: out the way.
Speaker 2: Ju Ju, I feel the same way time he is.
Speaker 13: I'm saying right now, the next thing you're gonna lift,
Speaker 13: it won't be coffee, not lifting coffee, no more?
Speaker 3: Excuse me?
Speaker 1: You in the middte and he paid for it and
Speaker 1: stayed on the laftop.
Speaker 10: It was water.
Speaker 8: Haughty guys.
Speaker 13: Come on now, see you know how much coffee calls marriage.
Speaker 13: You know, almost a carameliado is now, Sheriff is really
Speaker 13: we're not drinking regular coffee. No, we're not at the
Speaker 13: corner store. Were at the coffee.
Speaker 5: Shop anyway, coffee cofts.
Speaker 1: Coffee, coffee light because I like mine black.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They You should never have to call your name with coffee.
Speaker 1: Now he called you, Dame Shirley.
Speaker 13: Shirley your coffee, call him your coffee.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy to it.
Speaker 2: They say.
Speaker 8: They're gonna be together.
Speaker 1: They got together your coffee.
Speaker 13: They do it all the time.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 8: So, so Olivia has her a new man because he
Speaker 8: bought her some coffee.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, and he got his left on house, all right.
Speaker 8: Moving on to Lyric and Philly, Lyric writes, I'm close
Speaker 8: friends with my cousin's boyfriend, and I know it bothers
Speaker 8: my cousin. He invited me to go to a concert,
Speaker 8: but she wasn't invited because she doesn't like rap. Should
Speaker 8: I go or not?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Stop that.
Speaker 3: You know what you're doing. You know what you're doing,
Speaker 3: and you know what you're doing to her, and you
Speaker 3: know that this is wrong. This has nothing to do
Speaker 3: with you. You ain't got nothing to do. Why are
Speaker 3: you in this relationship? Stop that, Go find you a
Speaker 3: man somewhere.
Speaker 8: From the sound of it, she was. She was friends
Speaker 8: with the with the cousin's boyfriend first.
Speaker 5: But it's got to stop it now.
Speaker 3: Sure, it's got to stop now, it's got Now there's
Speaker 3: a relationship involved, and you're actually making this woman insecure.
Speaker 5: So back down.
Speaker 3: If if she's not going to the concert, then you
Speaker 3: don't need to be going either. He can have his
Speaker 3: butt in the concert by himself.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, that's ready to love. Let's go.
Speaker 8: Yeah, here, where's the ignorance stupidity?
Speaker 2: We missed that?
Speaker 8: Come on junior with you guys, I'm talking.
Speaker 7: She should she go?
Speaker 13: Or now, no, she shouldn't go. But since you went Phillip.
Speaker 13: If you've never been to the Met in Philly, you
Speaker 13: should go. Yeah, that's what that's you know, the Met
Speaker 13: in Philly.
Speaker 5: That's yeah.
Speaker 1: The men.
Speaker 13: If you've never been to the Met, it's really nice.
Speaker 13: That's where you should go. If you have never been.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah, with him or without him.
Speaker 1: With or without him, just golf, just see the men.
Speaker 5: Anything.
Speaker 1: You can't go see drake if he had the drake.
Speaker 5: Now you ain't saying.
Speaker 1: He said her round to hell? If you ain't seen
Speaker 1: make meal at the at the Met, didn't go. Also,
Speaker 1: that depends on who was wrapping.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you guys, these answers.
Speaker 5: Okay, we all going.
Speaker 1: Qus loving it.
Speaker 8: Was okay. Moving on to fam in Sarasota, Pam Rights.
Speaker 8: My boyfriend likes to record us being intimate. He wants
Speaker 8: to post the videos on only fans to make money
Speaker 8: for our wedding and our honeymoons. I'm not totally opposed
Speaker 8: to it, but what if my family and for co
Speaker 8: workers see us. Is the risk worth the reward?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: No, you got to unbooty me?
Speaker 8: No, No, what does that mean?
Speaker 2: Unbooted?
Speaker 1: Unbooty me? So I don't know.
Speaker 3: I know this is going The camera's gonna them, camera
Speaker 3: gonna get y'all asked in trouble. Stop that, Yes, stop that.
Speaker 3: Quit trying to post this post that you caught up
Speaker 3: in the moment. Now you want to go back and
Speaker 3: look at it and see it. Stop put them cameras down.
Speaker 8: Doing it for a reason, Tommy, they need to pay
Speaker 8: for their wedding and their honeymoons.
Speaker 3: Don't nobody to pay for they win and through those
Speaker 3: dog on videos like that. I don't know where they
Speaker 3: do that at. Don't nobody do that?
Speaker 1: It's a fundraiser. Yeah, you can go fund me like that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you got all kinds of side hustles.
Speaker 5: One, wait till Jack can get up. Wait, let me
Speaker 5: go down here. How much we're talking how much money.
Speaker 3: Were talking about? We're talking about sick figgure. I mean,
Speaker 3: if y'all really got to see it, I'm telling it
Speaker 3: ain't much to see. But if y'all really want to
Speaker 3: see it. But I'm telling you now, it ain't six
Speaker 3: six and a half minutes, that's all it is. I'm
Speaker 3: just saying, don't miss it. Don't miss it.
Speaker 1: What you got. I love it.
Speaker 13: Because she's not opposed to it, she said, I'm not
Speaker 13: opposed to I'm not.
Speaker 2: Totally opposed to it.
Speaker 13: So if the woman wants to do this, and we
Speaker 13: waited for a wedding and a honeymoon, this is a
Speaker 13: great idea, go ahead, post it, go post it.
Speaker 1: It is the worth the reward. Do you want to
Speaker 1: go to church and k cos or not? That's what
Speaker 1: you need to ask yourself question, that's.
Speaker 2: The real question.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go to church and k cos
Speaker 1: or not?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 1: I love it, that's it? Or do we just stay
Speaker 1: in Sarasota? What are we doing?
Speaker 3: Do you do it?
Speaker 2: Would you do it?
Speaker 1: Oh me, Nah, no, my wife had gone for that.
Speaker 2: No, not my wife.
Speaker 1: No posting it. No, she's like she'd like me to
Speaker 1: post her now nah yeah, with cloth off? But are
Speaker 1: we going to? Are we going to church?
Speaker 8: And k Co's?
Speaker 13: Are we stand in Sarasota? It's the only question you
Speaker 13: need to ask yourself. That's it.
Speaker 1: And the only means to that is the only fans.
Speaker 1: It's just only fans. Like Tommy said, it can't be
Speaker 1: no more than six minutes.
Speaker 4: What the hell are you?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 2: Who I got?
Speaker 5: I'm six, I'm saying I'm six men. Now, y'all keep
Speaker 5: watching it.
Speaker 3: But we we sit around here eating sandwiches after that,
Speaker 3: so y'all can keep looking at me wanting but it
Speaker 3: ain't not nothing to happen.
Speaker 13: But time we all six men, I'm safe. We all, oh,
Speaker 13: we're all six minutes. It's not all night long no more.
Speaker 1: We fought over forty five.
Speaker 2: We'll come on now.
Speaker 1: Speak for yourself. Ain't nobody.
Speaker 13: I'll tell you right now, because anybody over forty going
Speaker 13: ain't over there.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 1: You know me and Tommy right there?
Speaker 2: Fix is the magic number.
Speaker 9: Stop?
Speaker 8: So she you say she should junior if she wants
Speaker 8: to go to Turks and Caicos or stands Sarrisota. But yeah,
Speaker 8: I hope her family or her coworkers don't see.
Speaker 3: If they do, my family shouldn't be my fans. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they ain't got no business watching.
Speaker 8: A Thanks guys, Coming up next, we'll have some entertainment
Speaker 8: news for you right after this. You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 8: So did you gonna care about this? A mother in
Speaker 8: Memphis was arrested in Charles charged with child neglect after
Speaker 8: she posted videos of her five year old daughter doing
Speaker 8: bikini waxes on naked women. Reportedly, the mother has a
Speaker 8: hair removal service, and she promotes her business on Instagram
Speaker 8: and Twitter. Images of the little girl went viral on
Speaker 8: Instagram earlier this week, but were deleted after the mother's arrest. Allegedly,
Speaker 8: in one of the pictures, the five year old was
Speaker 8: applying hot wax to the bikini area of a woman
Speaker 8: as a woman was lying on her back, holding her
Speaker 8: legs up in the air. What In the caption, the
Speaker 8: mother brag that her daughter had waxed twenty four clients
Speaker 8: that day. She was arrested in charl with neglect as
Speaker 8: she should have been so can you guys believe this?
Speaker 14: Mom?
Speaker 1: Did you see the picture?
Speaker 2: We got another one?
Speaker 5: Come on, come on, let's get past this.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but who are you, as a grown woman to
Speaker 8: let a five year old whax you anyway?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 2: How you lay up there and let that happen?
Speaker 8: Yeah, this is horrible.
Speaker 1: That's horrible, that's disgusting. It's the colect How dare you?
Speaker 1: You've been to your child? She's five years old, and
Speaker 1: this is what you decide to do with your daughter?
Speaker 8: This?
Speaker 14: This is it, this is what she is.
Speaker 2: Bad.
Speaker 5: It's bad. But I don't want to hear about it.
Speaker 5: Ain't no work out there. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: Work this job neglect, this is no, this is yeah,
Speaker 1: she's a doing mom. Do we have the name of
Speaker 1: the company that she owns?
Speaker 2: What difference?
Speaker 13: Because they did well? Because they fired the five year old?
Speaker 13: I mean, this is job opening and my nephew need one.
Speaker 13: He needs to understand he can go do something else.
Speaker 8: They did not fire the five year old.
Speaker 1: Well, she was working working on the business.
Speaker 2: The mother.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I hope she's she's with someone, a caring family member.
Speaker 8: She's with something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can you.
Speaker 5: Can actually lose your child like that, but I mean, yeah,
Speaker 5: you really can child, That's.
Speaker 10: What it is.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: And she's in jail. The mother's in jail.
Speaker 8: You're not that hard up mom.
Speaker 5: That baby can't say she's been working since she was fired.
Speaker 3: I've been working. I've been I've been getting a check
Speaker 3: since I was fired. I don't want to hear that
Speaker 3: nails all one.
Speaker 8: In a recent talk with James Corden, Kim Kardashian was
Speaker 8: asked if she would get married again. She said she's
Speaker 8: not lonely. She has her kids, and she has work
Speaker 8: and her family, but it will be nice to share
Speaker 8: life with someone. Kim added quote, there will be moods
Speaker 8: where I'm just like, you know what, I understand. My
Speaker 8: life is really big, and I understand it takes a really,
Speaker 8: really special and unique person to want to deal with that.
Speaker 8: I think my life is really fun and whoever comes
Speaker 8: in my life will have a really good time. When
Speaker 8: Kim was asked what are some of her desired traits
Speaker 8: in the man, she said she he has to have
Speaker 8: good teeth. He has them with you on that one, Kim,
Speaker 8: and can hold his own. Just a good genuine person
Speaker 8: that's driven and motivated. Yeah, you guys see anything wrong
Speaker 8: with that?
Speaker 1: That's cool?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 5: I mean where is there a place to sign up?
Speaker 5: I mean what what what are you saying?
Speaker 2: What is she dating?
Speaker 5: I mean not for me, not for me, you know
Speaker 5: all the guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's dating Odell beckham More.
Speaker 8: That question comes up, but it doesn't seem like it
Speaker 8: in her response unless she's she's saying that it had
Speaker 8: he has to be really, unless she's saying he's really
Speaker 8: really special and unique. Yeah, well you get motivated. Does
Speaker 8: he have good teeth?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He has to think so. Yeah, the Super Bowls? Because
Speaker 1: my whole thing is for Kim. Who's left?
Speaker 2: You dated?
Speaker 5: Everybody?
Speaker 1: Who's okay? Part?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who left?
Speaker 9: I don't?
Speaker 1: I mean women?
Speaker 8: What is wrong with her?
Speaker 1: Who is left?
Speaker 2: She dated?
Speaker 10: Every?
Speaker 1: Lot of people are left there?
Speaker 13: Basketball players, seven NFL players, a lot of two baseball players.
Speaker 4: Who the hell.
Speaker 5: Has left one Saturday night?
Speaker 1: Your only requirement is good teeth?
Speaker 8: We were not her only requirement. But yeah, well I'm married.
Speaker 8: I wish her. Well, yeah, she's been married.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be down there the Circus date three times, Yes, and.
Speaker 5: James, everybody go in that house, come crazy.
Speaker 1: And you ain't no, ain't no more rappers left. She
Speaker 1: date all of them, they all go.
Speaker 8: She dated Kanye and married him, all right, all right?
Speaker 8: Moving on, uh, Continuing in our Kardashian West entertainment news,
Speaker 8: Kanye turned heads earlier this week in Milan, Italy at
Speaker 8: a professional soccer game. He was wearing one of those
Speaker 8: black masks over his entire head and face, but of
Speaker 8: course we're not surprised. For the Super Bowl, he wore
Speaker 8: an Alexander McQueen mask with a white crucifix between his eyes.
Speaker 8: So he continues to do that, you know, to wear
Speaker 8: these masks and everything. And their daughter, our.
Speaker 1: Bestie, Miss Westy, you know, Miss Northwest.
Speaker 8: Well Northwest. Congratulations to her. She's one of the youngest
Speaker 8: artists to chart on Billboard's Hot one hundred. She has
Speaker 8: a feature on Kanye and ty Dallas Signe's song Taking
Speaker 8: and north is very talented. She's only ten years old,
Speaker 8: so of course this guy is a.
Speaker 2: Limit for her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen her tiktoks.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Congratulations to the baby. Yeah you take that damn mask off.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then who's left?
Speaker 5: Still?
Speaker 2: I'm still on Who's left?
Speaker 1: Ask me, y'all? W ask who's left the baby on
Speaker 1: the top one hundred. But who's left though?
Speaker 2: For her mom?
Speaker 8: That's a baby.
Speaker 1: Good congratulations her great job north.
Speaker 8: She can do makeup.
Speaker 1: I just love he's very creative?
Speaker 5: Is okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Sure, just don't if the baby that talented? What the
Speaker 13: mom mentality is? You'll want him? What montality?
Speaker 1: Who left?
Speaker 8: And the song is talking? Did I say taking? The
Speaker 8: song is talking?
Speaker 5: What did you say before you said taking?
Speaker 1: I don't know did I say that? I thought I
Speaker 1: said the song was talking. It's all good.
Speaker 8: We love anyway, this Northwest song is is talking, and
Speaker 8: congratulations to her for her features. You're best in Miss
Speaker 8: Westy coming up in twenty minutes after the hour of
Speaker 8: the residence in the village of Dalton, Illinois. Oh that's
Speaker 8: where my brother lives, according to accusing me of dressing
Speaker 8: like Nino Brown. Right after this, we'll talk about that.
Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 8: I don't know if you guys have heard of her,
Speaker 8: but her name is Tiffany Henyard. She's the mayor and
Speaker 8: she is the youngest and first female mayor of the
Speaker 8: village of Dalton, Illinois, just outside of Chicago. She's been
Speaker 8: catching major heats from residents who accuse her of dressing
Speaker 8: like Nino Brown. You remember Nino Brown from New Jersey
Speaker 8: City played by Wesley Snipes. I'm still mad that he
Speaker 8: did not get an Oscar nomination about that, but that's
Speaker 8: another story.
Speaker 10: But I'm with you.
Speaker 2: At that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little salty, but go yeah.
Speaker 8: Anyway, They accuse her of dressing like Nino Brown and
Speaker 8: blowing thousands of dollars on her lavish lifestyle and vacations,
Speaker 8: and using cops to harass her enemies. The mayor is
Speaker 8: also accused of hiring a DJ for a town hall
Speaker 8: meeting and told the DJ to blast Rhianna's song be
Speaker 8: Better Have My Money All while the village is five
Speaker 8: million dollars in debt. Mayor Henyard has put up billboards
Speaker 8: with her face on it and uses the local police
Speaker 8: as her personal bodyguard. According to Fox thirty to Chicago,
Speaker 8: the FBI has launched an investigation and has been interviewing
Speaker 8: witnesses as part of the investigation into Mayor Henyard's possible
Speaker 8: and miss spending. Dalton is twenty miles south of downtown
Speaker 8: Chicago and has about twenty thousand residents. So there you go,
Speaker 8: so so she's a black woman of course or whatever.
Speaker 2: This is out of control.
Speaker 5: Spending money.
Speaker 3: If she's doing anything wrong, and she's not doing anything wrong.
Speaker 2: I think she's doing what Nino would do if he could.
Speaker 13: What what what control the police? That's too If you
Speaker 13: set a drugs you need the police. So she's doing
Speaker 13: that part.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're taking over it called us.
Speaker 8: I'm still mad about that. He should have been nominated.
Speaker 3: He waden mister Kareem Ogbah, the educated brother from the
Speaker 3: brank See. If I'm going down, I'm taking a whole
Speaker 3: lot of people with me.
Speaker 8: Hi Mom, remember that part Hi Mom.
Speaker 1: In the movie.
Speaker 8: But anyway, Mayor Henyard, I guess the FBI is going
Speaker 8: to get to the bottom of this, about this five
Speaker 8: million dollars in debt that the city of Dalton is in.
Speaker 8: When we get off, I'm gonna call my brother Fish
Speaker 8: because he lives in Dalton. He'll tell me the whole story.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you think Fish. You think Fish probably making
Speaker 5: cakes for your brother made cakes, right?
Speaker 8: Does they are delicious? The pound cakes in any flavor
Speaker 8: you can think of.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So they're.
Speaker 8: Investigating her for possibly misspending and and all of this,
Speaker 8: and you know the fact that she played Rihanna's be
Speaker 8: better have my money.
Speaker 10: There.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they're looking at her.
Speaker 2: Like playing what they played in the movie to do things,
Speaker 2: Do things things.
Speaker 8: She hired a DJ for the town hall meeting, like
Speaker 8: I said, and she's doing the most.
Speaker 1: That's a great move.
Speaker 8: All right, we're gonna keep an eye on you. Mayor
Speaker 8: Henyrd coming up next, we'll play a game of One
Speaker 8: has to go right after this. You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 8: It is time now for a game of one has
Speaker 8: to go?
Speaker 1: And here we go.
Speaker 8: Sense of humor, sex savings? Oh, one has sense of humor?
Speaker 5: Savings, saving savings, got the stays.
Speaker 1: I knew you were going to say that.
Speaker 5: Thanks got So I'm just going to be seers by man.
Speaker 1: But that's how you make your money with your sisters.
Speaker 5: I'm going to be a serious comedian.
Speaker 1: Okay, but what is that though?
Speaker 5: I don't know if we're getting rid of that money
Speaker 5: that sex. So, hey, you have to take a hit, junior.
Speaker 2: I don't agree with him.
Speaker 1: What is yours? One has to go?
Speaker 13: Since if you saving savings is done, I am said,
Speaker 13: I'm sex and funny?
Speaker 1: What I even saving?
Speaker 13: Well, my whole life so why don't your star.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got sex and.
Speaker 2: I got a human.
Speaker 1: I can make it work. You get okay?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 8: One has to go very very long eyelashes, the lashes,
Speaker 8: very long nails, or baby hair, which one.
Speaker 5: Her baby hair got to go, y'all ain't got way.
Speaker 5: That baby has got to wait a minute, wait a.
Speaker 1: Minute over the lashes.
Speaker 5: I don't want them eyelashes. Yeah, they don't look right
Speaker 5: on me.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, like if it's on a female.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm not on you.
Speaker 2: No on a female.
Speaker 1: On you, you don't have any hair, so baby period?
Speaker 8: Yeah, do it again, eye lashes, long's the very the
Speaker 8: extras okay. And the long, long, long long nails and
Speaker 8: baby hair else.
Speaker 3: I can't stand them long ass nails, man, especially when
Speaker 3: they get the currently. But them big old caterpillars.
Speaker 1: Just we'll come back to you.
Speaker 13: That's easy for me. Them lashes have to do. I've
Speaker 13: dated somebody with very long fingernails and baby hair.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 13: That was all in my thirties. I'm not seen that,
Speaker 13: but them lashes. I can't kiss you and you touching
Speaker 13: my forehead too, nah, I don't want that. I kiss
Speaker 13: you and now I feel your lashes off my face.
Speaker 1: They too long.
Speaker 8: I'm good, come on, but them nails, man, all right,
Speaker 8: we're gonna let you think about that a little more.
Speaker 3: We can keep the baby hair. I'm gonna ride it
Speaker 3: elong for the baby hair. We're gonna keep the baby hair.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I took that baby hair introduced right to my gram mother.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get rid of them nails.
Speaker 8: I can't take the nails, all right.
Speaker 5: I think I'm just gonna put my head down to
Speaker 5: the side and not to let the mind last you touch.
Speaker 1: Me, all right?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 8: Washing dishes, mowing lawn or doing laundry.
Speaker 3: One has to go, oh moing line Okay, no mono
Speaker 3: laws therapeutic for me.
Speaker 8: Laundry or dishes. Doing the dishes. I don't want to
Speaker 8: do them dishes, okay, the one Okay, the dishes.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm a different kind of gutto, you know.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm doing white blues gray like my mom told
Speaker 1: me too.
Speaker 5: All right, here we go.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 8: One has to go barbershop, nail salon, sports bar.
Speaker 5: Hell. I ain't been through the barber shop about ten years.
Speaker 8: Oh, and you to get your go tea trimmed and everything.
Speaker 8: He comes to you you he comes to the junior. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 8: I know you love the barbershop.
Speaker 13: Uh. But for some reason with my headline going back
Speaker 13: I go every week. It might be the reason why
Speaker 13: I was going back there.
Speaker 2: Let it come forward.
Speaker 13: Probably probably I probably should let barbershop go, but I can't.
Speaker 13: I watched the game at the sports Ball so probably
Speaker 13: neilslve but and you I should say barbershop, I should,
Speaker 13: but I didn't.
Speaker 8: All right, one has to go pizza, cheeseburger, Buffalo Wings.
Speaker 5: Oh that pizza got a sneak. Yeah, get rid of
Speaker 5: the chee berger. Yes, yes, those pads are gone, sir,
Speaker 5: Those days are gone.
Speaker 8: You don't know what they balo. Oh, I'm getting rid
Speaker 8: of them today.
Speaker 1: Should yes, over a cheeseburger and pizza.
Speaker 13: I eat a pizza, please, and knock a cheese break
Speaker 13: out your hand as I walk by shirt.
Speaker 1: Because it'll be gone.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 8: Coming up next to the nephew and the prank phone
Speaker 8: call for today. Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show.
Speaker 8: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 8: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is we
Speaker 8: love to do the switcheroo. But he's insecure. We'll find
Speaker 8: out what that's all about. Getting too that in just
Speaker 8: a few because the nephew is here right now with
Speaker 8: today's prank phone call. Nephew, what do you have for
Speaker 8: us today?
Speaker 3: This right here is the plumber, the plumber. Okay, go
Speaker 3: get a plumber call. Be calling the plumber. He didn't
Speaker 3: hook these things up wrong, and it is what it is.
Speaker 3: Let's go catch off.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 3: H Yeah, I'm trying to reach to you, mister, please missus.
Speaker 3: How you doing you you're the person that does the
Speaker 3: plumbing work, am I right?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Now my wife got some work done for you.
Speaker 3: You come by the house now do you know, I
Speaker 3: know you probably got quite a bit of work.
Speaker 6: Well, I do so many throughout the day. So I
Speaker 6: have it on my receiver here I can look at
Speaker 6: over here.
Speaker 1: About three days ago at a street.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can recall.
Speaker 3: Was a lady there, Yeah, it was a tilet was
Speaker 3: backed up and was overflowing.
Speaker 6: And yeah yeah yeah, I can recall.
Speaker 5: And something was wrong with the sink in there too,
Speaker 5: and that that had a leak in the back of it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I had a leak in the back and and
Speaker 6: I've done that. I fixed that there for you. And uh,
Speaker 6: I took that toilet that had around the bottom of
Speaker 6: your base the toilet based there. I had to take
Speaker 6: that up and retape it because that tape had came
Speaker 6: came loose. It was kind of old. And I, you know,
Speaker 6: went through that and done all that and and saving
Speaker 6: it up and sealed it up and and I rebased
Speaker 6: that sealed back there on your in the toilet and
Speaker 6: and you sink had a little leak back there in
Speaker 6: the back. I'll fixed that it because it you know,
Speaker 6: that was really easy there.
Speaker 3: So well, no see it that something went wrong with
Speaker 3: that tarlet. Now did you did you put another pipe
Speaker 3: or something that you reroute up pipe or anything?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 6: No, Like I said, all I did. I took the
Speaker 6: base of it off there and I taped it up
Speaker 6: where that old tape there, and then I put me
Speaker 6: some cement which was with with uh with my pipe
Speaker 6: there and I and I sealed it all up, and
Speaker 6: I checked it out and lady drive and see if
Speaker 6: he leaked, and it didn't leak, and I put your
Speaker 6: base back on and you know, and then then I
Speaker 6: then you had a little leak there in your sink,
Speaker 6: and that was on the top of the uh, the
Speaker 6: nozzle there, and I fixed that.
Speaker 2: Miss.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you, because I'm gonna be honest with
Speaker 3: you and tell you I'm not happy with what I got.
Speaker 6: You're not happy with it.
Speaker 5: No, Now, let me tell you what's happening.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 2: Say somebody in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: And they flushed that tarlet right right when they flushed
Speaker 3: that tarlet, come out the.
Speaker 5: Sink in the kitchen.
Speaker 6: Oh me that me say that what you did again?
Speaker 3: I said, when they flushed the toilet in the bathroom right,
Speaker 3: come out to shank in the kitchen. It come out
Speaker 3: in the kitchen like that. I don't know what how
Speaker 3: you rapped something like you you didn't misrouted or something.
Speaker 10: No, I didn't.
Speaker 6: I didn't route anything. All I did was fix the
Speaker 6: put the tape on there. So I fixed the leap
Speaker 6: that was you know your uh, that's the base of
Speaker 6: your tilet I didn't reroute anything. I don't.
Speaker 10: I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't understand. How can you you reroute a fight?
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 10: That's height to go.
Speaker 6: Into your kitchen and shoot, we'll shoot crap out of
Speaker 6: your kitchen like that.
Speaker 3: I don't know what what what you did? When you
Speaker 3: was up under there and how you re routed something.
Speaker 3: But that's what happened, and it's got. It's got is
Speaker 3: going from the from that bathroom when you flushed that
Speaker 3: Tarlet it come out in my sink in my kitchen.
Speaker 5: Now, what's bad about it? This morning?
Speaker 2: I'm in there.
Speaker 6: Cooking and what what what's your name again?
Speaker 2: My name is? They call me?
Speaker 6: Okay? And crop is coming out of your your plumbing,
Speaker 6: in your.
Speaker 5: In my in my kitchen.
Speaker 3: Now this morning I set out some red beans and
Speaker 3: rice to cook, and I put my beans on that
Speaker 3: not I've been cooking.
Speaker 5: I've been cooking.
Speaker 2: Listen to me.
Speaker 5: I've been cooking, all know.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to be professional about this because you know
Speaker 6: I guarantee my work. I've been doing this over twenty
Speaker 6: years and the one thing I do, I guarantee my work.
Speaker 6: And I'm real proud about the thing that you know
Speaker 6: I do. But what what did you have anybody else
Speaker 6: over there working on your pipe? Ain't nobody in your kitchen?
Speaker 6: What I did was your bathroom.
Speaker 10: You is the room.
Speaker 6: The bathroom don't have anything to do with your kitchen.
Speaker 6: That's the little pipe have anything to do with one
Speaker 6: other other.
Speaker 5: Then explain that coming through my sink in my kitchen.
Speaker 6: I can't explain it coming from your your sink. I
Speaker 6: can only explain that's getting the toilet in your sink.
Speaker 10: I have no idea.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna listen because this thing got me wrauped up.
Speaker 1: Listen now what it is that?
Speaker 6: Well, you I got me kind of wrapped up here
Speaker 6: because you know, like I said, I do this here
Speaker 6: and I've been doing it for twenty years, and that's
Speaker 6: the first time I ever heard, right, anything like that
Speaker 6: being happened.
Speaker 10: I ain't never seen it.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm gonna tell you it's just disgusting.
Speaker 1: The big cook to cook.
Speaker 3: Red beans all day, and now I find out that
Speaker 3: it's sitting in some dirty water like that.
Speaker 6: You didn smell the water when you was in the
Speaker 6: in your seat, but I'm quite sure it had allowed
Speaker 6: or smell.
Speaker 5: I didn't smell nothing.
Speaker 3: Now this more earlier this morning, I washed my hand
Speaker 3: now and I didn't what I washed my hair in there.
Speaker 5: That's just what it smelled like, a baggy.
Speaker 6: I'm just I just I just refuse to believe that
Speaker 6: the work I did on your toilet in there, taping
Speaker 6: some stuff up and seeming some stuff up and on
Speaker 6: your seat and anything to do with scrap me and
Speaker 6: shout out your damn kitchen seat.
Speaker 3: Well, I tell you what what I need to do
Speaker 3: is for you to get your back over here and
Speaker 3: fix it, because this here ain't a good job and
Speaker 3: I don't recommend nobody using you.
Speaker 6: Well, first of all, why I'm trying to be professional
Speaker 6: about it and you cussing me and that ain't gonna
Speaker 6: get nothing done.
Speaker 1: Ma's once come out my pay.
Speaker 5: It was no longer professional, not.
Speaker 6: As you hand somebody else over there doing something in
Speaker 6: your scene.
Speaker 5: I ain't had nobody.
Speaker 6: Do you have a godage just falling over like look,
Speaker 6: ain't coming out.
Speaker 10: Your down that just it ain't high the wellness.
Speaker 2: It's crap coming out.
Speaker 4: Of my gut.
Speaker 5: You get your back.
Speaker 3: Over here and you fixed what you're sposed to fix
Speaker 3: and say it right that I'm not paying another damn
Speaker 3: dying for.
Speaker 10: It to fix.
Speaker 6: A Hey, I tried to be professional about it. I'm
Speaker 6: listening to what you gotta say. I shout hold up
Speaker 6: on it a long time ago, but I'm guarantee of
Speaker 6: work and I'm trying to you know, down with my customers.
Speaker 6: When I left, I told her to pressure tarlet she
Speaker 6: flush the tart. She ran the foster in the bathroom.
Speaker 6: We ain't no problem now, if you don't want somebody
Speaker 6: else over there, they're doing whatever knows what I don't.
Speaker 6: I damn sure, I don't know you. You know I
Speaker 6: ain't none of my business.
Speaker 5: I hate some of them red beans and not what
Speaker 5: bothered me now? I feel sick to my stomach.
Speaker 6: And pread mean and whatever head you ain't over there.
Speaker 6: It's like, boy, you you you crazy hell.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna make your did something me, red beans. If
Speaker 5: you don't come to fix me pipe, you.
Speaker 10: Can got to hell.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to be professional. I told you I'm doing
Speaker 6: my job.
Speaker 10: I did it the best I know I could.
Speaker 6: If what I got when I left there wasn't nothing
Speaker 6: leaking one pipe. Don't bear with the other like.
Speaker 5: You get over here, sixteen pipe.
Speaker 4: That's what you.
Speaker 6: You you and your wife kiss my because I know
Speaker 6: well I do it. I was standing the job over there.
Speaker 5: You ain't done nothing.
Speaker 6: If I got take them, pay me in the rice,
Speaker 6: stick them up here, you and.
Speaker 10: Your pipes and all. I don't give a damn I
Speaker 10: know what's coming up. I ain't take some bread, mean
Speaker 10: the rights, I ain't.
Speaker 6: Done nothing over there and your damn kitchen.
Speaker 10: To have you there, I say it with me.
Speaker 4: I got one more thing I want.
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Speaker 10: You got it.
Speaker 6: Show got me this morning?
Speaker 2: I tell you what. What we're gonna do? Is it here?
Speaker 5: Me and You're gonna get together and we're gonna praak.
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 6: If you have time.
Speaker 5: And now you have it? Stupid as all get out.
Speaker 5: Uh huh uh huh. I would be stupid.
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Speaker 8: The subject is we love to do the switcher roof,
Speaker 8: but he's insecure.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 8: We'll get into that find out what that's all about.
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Speaker 1: Thank you nephew.
Speaker 8: Subject we loved to do the switcheroo, but he's insecure.
Speaker 8: Here Stephen Shirley, I've been married for seventeen years and
Speaker 8: when our marriage got stale, my husband asked for a
Speaker 8: hall pass. He said he didn't want to cheat on
Speaker 8: me behind my back. I told him I wanted to
Speaker 8: see who he had in mind for his Hall pass it,
Speaker 8: so I just so happened to know the woman and
Speaker 8: her husband. I told him, let's both get a hall
Speaker 8: pass and we can invite the couple over. That was
Speaker 8: two years ago, and we've done the switcheroo at least
Speaker 8: once a month with them. I introduced my husband to
Speaker 8: another couple, but we haven't hooked up with them as
Speaker 8: much because the man makes my husband very insecure. This
Speaker 8: newer couple is my favorite for so many reasons. The
Speaker 8: husband is Jamaican and that's all I need to say
Speaker 8: about him.
Speaker 1: The sisters will get it.
Speaker 8: He intimidates my husband, but he will not admit it.
Speaker 8: If I ask my husband if the Jamaican and his
Speaker 8: wife can play with us, my husband makes up all kinds.
Speaker 1: Of excuses because he's so insecure.
Speaker 8: I've had to from home a few times and I
Speaker 8: ended up in the back seat of the Jamaicans SUV.
Speaker 8: I hated to do it, but it was worth it
Speaker 8: each time. There's no way out of this lifestyle, and
Speaker 8: my husband loves it as long as he picks who
Speaker 8: we switch with now, I'm always down for whatever, so
Speaker 8: I need him to be more open minded. I also
Speaker 8: never judge him. I let him do his thing, but
Speaker 8: he always gives me feedback after we do a switcheroo.
Speaker 8: How do I get my husband to realize it's all
Speaker 8: fun and games and he's still the number one man
Speaker 8: for me? How do you get your husband to realize
Speaker 8: that you haven't convinced me that your husband is the
Speaker 8: number one man for you. I am convinced, however, that
Speaker 8: he is one of the men for you, because if
Speaker 8: your husband was number one, you wouldn't be lending him
Speaker 8: out so he could sleep.
Speaker 1: With other women.
Speaker 8: But swinging or switcheroose as you call it, it's a
Speaker 8: real thing in your marriage, and you've even taken it
Speaker 8: a step further with seeing this Jamaican guy on the side.
Speaker 8: So why do you even care what your husband thinks
Speaker 8: as long as you guys get to have all the
Speaker 8: hall passes and switcher roos in your marriage. You've been
Speaker 8: doing this for two years, you said, And anyway, didn't
Speaker 8: you say there's no way out of this lifestyle because
Speaker 8: your husband loves it. Well, the real question is are
Speaker 8: you still doing it because your husband loves it, or because.
Speaker 1: You love it too. You know you love it too.
Speaker 1: You said you're down for.
Speaker 8: Whatever, and it's all fun and games. Yeah, it is
Speaker 8: all fun and games until it isn't. Like you get
Speaker 8: caught with the Jamaican in the back seat of his
Speaker 8: suv or your husband falls for one of the women
Speaker 8: you guys are swinging or switcher' rooing with. Then it's
Speaker 8: not so much fun and games. You haven't thought about
Speaker 8: that though, have you, nephew.
Speaker 3: First of all, I think y'all need to find a
Speaker 3: new game to play because every dnny switch a ruin
Speaker 3: it not working, you know, you know, twist the monopoly tiaco, Sorry,
Speaker 3: hide and go seek. Y'all need to find a new game.
Speaker 3: But we know what the issue is, and it is
Speaker 3: that Jamaica that's the problem, because every time he walk
Speaker 3: in the room, has everybody doing in here, JD. And
Speaker 3: you're doing my friend, yes, yes, girl, what you're crying about.
Speaker 3: We already know that the Jamaican is coming in and
Speaker 3: he putting it down. And that's what makes your man
Speaker 3: really really insecure, because that boy right there is clowning
Speaker 3: up in there, and that's why you're and fold it
Speaker 3: up in the back of that su because you know
Speaker 3: what you're gonna get right here, Mike, you already know
Speaker 3: what's going on with that Jamaica. He putting it down,
Speaker 3: he putting it in work, and your wife loves it. Yes,
Speaker 3: you love it, and you don't want to quit playing
Speaker 3: this game. And now that you guys are trapped in
Speaker 3: the middle of this game, it is never ever, ever
Speaker 3: going to be good for you and your husband. It's
Speaker 3: pretty much it, y'all. At the end of the road.
Speaker 3: Y'all have hit the end of the road. Your relationship
Speaker 3: is pretty much complete. Live with I'm gone. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I just switched to Ready to Love. I'm sorry. Who
Speaker 3: created Who made y'all do this in the first place?
Speaker 3: Who thought this was a good idea? Who thought that
Speaker 3: for y'all relationship that this was gonna be all right?
Speaker 14: Who?
Speaker 5: Because after the first one, then you do it again,
Speaker 5: and then you do it again.
Speaker 3: The moment you enter into this lifestyle, you have completely
Speaker 3: wrecked your hole and time marriage. And that's what you
Speaker 3: all have done. You have wrecked your marriage so in
Speaker 3: order for you to but you like it though you
Speaker 3: in it, You in it for life. For what you
Speaker 3: say you want him to just get along and understand
Speaker 3: that it's cool that he's still number one. I don't
Speaker 3: understand he really ain't number one. The Jamaica is number one,
Speaker 3: let's get that straight. The person that y'all first started with,
Speaker 3: he number two, your husband somewhere around three or four.
Speaker 5: And you just keep picking couples. So this is just
Speaker 5: what y'all do. I'm scared of for y'all to just
Speaker 5: roll up on people, y'all. Just y'all just picking people out.
Speaker 3: All day, hunting, y'all, just hunting. Y'all be a church
Speaker 3: praise in the Lord, clapping your head looking at people.
Speaker 3: That's not nice, y'all. Y'all years, So you've been doing
Speaker 3: this for two years your relationship and show. I don't
Speaker 3: see what you guys have that is really? What is
Speaker 3: it about?
Speaker 5: You know that you all that that really means something?
Speaker 3: What is it other than this? Then y'all fen to
Speaker 3: pick the next couple. In the next couple, what do
Speaker 3: y'all have as a unit together? And I don't think
Speaker 3: y'all have anything. You're completely empty, Yeah, way seventeen years
Speaker 3: and the way you.
Speaker 5: Fulfill your relationship is with other people. So there you go.
Speaker 8: Wow, all right that you Well, we're gonna hear from jor.
Speaker 8: You want to get it started, Junior, and then we'll
Speaker 8: come back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you got an opening line for us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's just take Jamaica off the travel list.
Speaker 13: Let's just take that off of them. Yeah, because that's
Speaker 13: what we don't need to go just let's not even
Speaker 13: even consider. And there's a bunch of things Jamaican we
Speaker 13: don't need to we don't need to.
Speaker 2: Even talk about.
Speaker 13: Okay, all right, no, no, don't even wear have the
Speaker 13: colors on the flags. Don't even put them on because
Speaker 13: because black, none of that.
Speaker 10: None.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, we got it, junr.
Speaker 14: Hang on.
Speaker 8: We'll let you do part two at twenty three minutes
Speaker 8: after the hour today. Strawberry letter is the subject, we
Speaker 8: love to do the switcheroo, but he's insecure. We'll get
Speaker 8: back into it with Junior's response right after this. You're
Speaker 8: listening hard morning show. All right, guys, here we are
Speaker 8: part two of this Strawberry letter. The subject is we
Speaker 8: love to do switcheroo, but he's insecure. Now a woman
Speaker 8: wrote this letter. She's been married for seventeen years to
Speaker 8: her husband. She said, when their marriage got stale, her
Speaker 8: husband asked for a hall pass, so because he didn't
Speaker 8: want to cheat behind her back, he wanted her to
Speaker 8: know about it, to be a part of it, I guess,
Speaker 8: So she she wanted to know the wife did who
Speaker 8: he had in mind for his hall pass, And the
Speaker 8: wife just so happened to know this woman and her husband,
Speaker 8: so she said, well, why don't we She called it
Speaker 8: not swinging but switcherr ooing. So they had the couple
Speaker 8: over and that was two years ago and they've been
Speaker 8: switcherooing and swinging since then. And then she met this
Speaker 8: Jamaican couple and she really liked this Jamaican man and
Speaker 8: she said that's all she had to say because the
Speaker 8: sisters would know why. And this man she really likes,
Speaker 8: like I said, she's been seeing him on the side
Speaker 8: outside of her marriage, in the back seat of his SUV.
Speaker 8: She said she hated to do it, but she could
Speaker 8: just couldn't help it. And this man makes her husband
Speaker 8: feel insecure for obvious reasons. Yeah, she's saying, he makes
Speaker 8: him feel very insecure, so she has to see him
Speaker 8: on the side, and the husband doesn't want to swing
Speaker 8: with X. This couple anymore. So anyway, she said she's
Speaker 8: down for whatever. Her husband loves it, that's why she's
Speaker 8: doing it it. Uh, we suggest that she's doing it
Speaker 8: now because she loves it and she lets her husband
Speaker 8: do his thing, and she wants to let her husband know.
Speaker 8: She's asking us for advice on how she can let
Speaker 8: her husband know that he's still number one in her life.
Speaker 1: That's a joke.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because Tom imitates is you can't keep
Speaker 13: seeing mone Creef every time you see Montcreef, Jamaican mon creef,
Speaker 13: you have them. You got a whole problem every time
Speaker 13: monk Creef show up, that accent everything. Let's just take
Speaker 13: Jamaica off the just vacation list. If he was thinking
Speaker 13: about going, don't go to Jamaica.
Speaker 2: Don't do it.
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, don't do nothing Jamaican.
Speaker 13: Just don't do nothing because you can't take this nothing
Speaker 13: like for instance, ox tails, don't eat them.
Speaker 1: Stop today.
Speaker 13: Your chicken out out out because you can't take mine
Speaker 13: crief because you keep crying, you insecure. Just stop doing
Speaker 13: things Jamaicon rice and peas.
Speaker 4: No, no, you can't have that.
Speaker 1: No more could man Crief make all of that you
Speaker 1: can't have. You're gonna keep crying.
Speaker 13: You got curry, chicken out out out out nothing Jamaican
Speaker 13: oussa boat. Don't watch them running now another time you're
Speaker 13: too late.
Speaker 1: I can't do nothing nothing plant the plantins out you can't.
Speaker 1: He can't have those.
Speaker 13: He's gonna start crying because he's gonna think about mine
Speaker 13: crief creek the whole time.
Speaker 1: It's too much.
Speaker 13: You goat curry, goat out, goat out.
Speaker 1: Don't do this.
Speaker 13: You're not number one cause mon creef coming around and
Speaker 13: your wife behind your back. I don't even know how
Speaker 13: you even say she's doing it behind your back.
Speaker 1: No, you did what she did the first time.
Speaker 13: The first time she did you when you switch your
Speaker 13: ruin with mink creef, you over there leading man cre
Speaker 13: have to go in the bedroom. You just started crying
Speaker 13: because obviously min creef wife ain't worth the damn she
Speaker 13: You didn't even want to keep going with her.
Speaker 1: No, you saw monk creep.
Speaker 13: Every now, I every now I remind all that out.
Speaker 13: The movie shot Shot is the Jamaican movie shot us.
Speaker 13: Don't watch that, don't watch.
Speaker 1: Too much too much. Then that's all it is. Just
Speaker 1: take everything in Jamaican out your life. That's it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, watch making Bob's slid.
Speaker 13: Can we No, he can't because they pushing they pushing
Speaker 13: in there.
Speaker 8: Can't about the number one movie in America right now,
Speaker 8: Bob Marley one, turn it off.
Speaker 13: I'm talking about turn go ahead to go in the
Speaker 13: projector room and pull that tape.
Speaker 1: Don't watch that, don't. Yeah, let's yo.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we found out who shot the sheriff. If you
Speaker 13: find that out, you don't need to watch that. Don't
Speaker 13: listen to none of that.
Speaker 4: I shot the sheriff.
Speaker 13: You don't need hear none of that. Now, you don't
Speaker 13: hear to do none that nothing, Jamaican. Don't what's the
Speaker 13: colors Jamaican flag corlor?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: Don't wear none of that load.
Speaker 1: You're gonna start crying every single time. Don't wear none
Speaker 1: of that. No, this is it for you.
Speaker 2: Don't do it.
Speaker 1: Don't do nothing, Jamaica.
Speaker 8: Go ahead, she's quite smitt yes, Carla.
Speaker 1: Beef patties. Bet not by the beef paddy.
Speaker 13: Because you saw my cefef right.
Speaker 1: Beer red stripe, red stripe.
Speaker 13: He can't even get he can't get the bottle to
Speaker 13: his mouth. He's gonna be crying the whole time. That
Speaker 13: not that, not ginger bear nothing Bett Now Chef Rob's
Speaker 13: Jamaican Chef rob My boy, Chef Rob shouted, Chef Rob
Speaker 13: over the Chef Rob's cafe.
Speaker 1: Can't go in there, sit in the parking lot. Then
Speaker 1: her go in there. Eat, but creef probably over there too.
Speaker 13: Can't do that.
Speaker 1: I can't do that. Can't do nothing, Jamaica.
Speaker 8: No, no, my teaism.
Speaker 1: Yes, where is that where you be going to hedonism?
Speaker 1: That way you say you want to go hedonism?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's where that's that's that's where the swinger at
Speaker 5: is that heatonism?
Speaker 1: Yeah, heating It can't go over there because everybody naked
Speaker 1: go there.
Speaker 13: What about Dun's river fall? Boy, he gonna he gonna
Speaker 13: jump off that fall because he can tell you don't
Speaker 13: do nothing, Jamaican dog.
Speaker 1: Get get the get the Sweden so you can feel secure.
Speaker 1: Get the Sweeten.
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Speaker 1: Coming up next, Junior and Sports Talk right after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. It is time out for
Speaker 8: Junior and sports talk. What you got for us junior?
Speaker 10: You know what? You know what?
Speaker 13: Charley, I just I just got to just ask time.
Speaker 13: I just gotta ask him because you know, tom was
Speaker 13: you You ran track? You was an athlete? Yeah, you
Speaker 13: was doing all that time. Okay, just say Tommy, you
Speaker 13: you play football? He played for football? Okay, he played football.
Speaker 13: Who would you be on a football field? What game
Speaker 13: would you want on a football field? Time?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Who would I be?
Speaker 10: This?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead, I would be Uh. I was gonna
Speaker 3: say my home. But I don't like mahomes hips.
Speaker 5: Though, he got I don't like them. Hell, you don't
Speaker 5: like the.
Speaker 1: World champion, world champion. He would be Patrick Mahomes. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you ask me who I would be, now, hey,
Speaker 1: I mean I thought you that's closer to his height.
Speaker 1: I thought, he said, Russell, you can't be a foot quarterback.
Speaker 1: You ain't sick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Russell ain't as sexy as me, though. Let me
Speaker 5: keep going.
Speaker 3: Let me.
Speaker 1: Rus like this boy.
Speaker 5: I would I would probably be right up in the
Speaker 5: Odell ode.
Speaker 13: Odell Beckley, Yeah, yeah, Odell Okay, all right, zeke zy.
Speaker 5: Because of the apps the half the hand, the apps, yeah,
Speaker 5: the hand.
Speaker 13: Because you know Tommy think I knew he would. He
Speaker 13: not picking the athleticism. He's picking sexy, that's all he's picking.
Speaker 13: Watch this on a basketball court? Who would you be
Speaker 13: on a basketball court?
Speaker 9: Top?
Speaker 1: Who would you really be?
Speaker 8: What one can say this?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, go ahead?
Speaker 1: Sexy positions? Quarterback Jalen Hurts and Philly shout out? He said,
Speaker 1: Patrick Mahonmes, Okay, what yeah?
Speaker 5: Basketball basketball?
Speaker 1: If it's basketball, if you're basketball time?
Speaker 3: Who was you?
Speaker 5: What's that boy?
Speaker 3: What's the one played for the Lakers junior with the
Speaker 3: Braves and married to uh he used to play.
Speaker 2: For the Lakes?
Speaker 1: No nobody? Okay, come on, get married.
Speaker 5: To the dancer junr Am Sheppard. Yeah yeah you they're
Speaker 5: not together?
Speaker 13: Yeah yeah yeah, Town of Taylor husband, they're not together.
Speaker 13: You walk to him? Braids and ambs.
Speaker 1: Okay, next question, I don't know how many points are here?
Speaker 13: Ridiculous On the track, Tommy, who would you be running track?
Speaker 13: Who would that be?
Speaker 10: Car?
Speaker 2: I just want to hear him say it.
Speaker 5: Chakari Chakari.
Speaker 13: In the game.
Speaker 1: Now, Tommy, what card Jr?
Speaker 2: With my hair? Blowing in the wind.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 8: Coming up in the top of the hour, a wife
Speaker 8: needs advice. She thinks her husband is checked out of
Speaker 8: their marriage. We'll talk about that right after this. You're
Speaker 8: listening morning show. All right, guys, this is from Andrea
Speaker 8: and Carrollton. Andrea needs some advice. She says, I had
Speaker 8: sex with a guy that I've been friends with for
Speaker 8: twenty two years. He got divorced, and he comes over
Speaker 8: a lot to play basketball with my son and watch
Speaker 8: movies just to keep his mind occupied.
Speaker 1: He wants to date me and see if we.
Speaker 8: Can build on our friendship, but he says he needs
Speaker 8: time to sort things out. I think he's at my
Speaker 8: house all the time because he's lonely. But I'm willing
Speaker 8: to be patient and let him get his mind straight
Speaker 8: before he jumps into a relationship with me. But he
Speaker 8: still wants sex. In the meantime, I'm withholding sex and
Speaker 8: he said it's too late to do that because it's
Speaker 8: a crucial part of getting to know me better. We've
Speaker 8: been friends most of our lives, so shouldn't he know
Speaker 8: me already?
Speaker 2: But y'all did it already.
Speaker 5: It happened.
Speaker 3: So what we're goin to cut it off. Now, you
Speaker 3: can't cut off what we didn't started. I'm sorry that
Speaker 3: you can.
Speaker 8: It's hervid.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 3: Now, once we didn't start, we got to keep going,
Speaker 3: and we need to be consistent with it too.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: We can't just we can't just stop this and all
Speaker 3: of a sudden we're gonna try to find a relationship
Speaker 3: after that. No, No, we got to work through it,
Speaker 3: work through it. Yes, yes, we were gonna love through this.
Speaker 2: We're already in a relationship.
Speaker 1: Ship, We've already had sex.
Speaker 13: We already in a relationship. And you guess what I'm
Speaker 13: doing you a favor. I'm playing basketball with your son
Speaker 13: and watching movies.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: Why come over here with the boy? Yeah, I don't even.
Speaker 2: Like your boy.
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 8: Occupied that's what she said, Come on.
Speaker 2: You, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Yes, we are consistent.
Speaker 2: Yes, we we're in a relationship.
Speaker 8: So she's saying, but shouldn't he know her already? That's
Speaker 8: what she's asking, shouldn't he know me already?
Speaker 5: Well, we need to get to know you a little
Speaker 5: bit more.
Speaker 2: We don't.
Speaker 5: We don't know you in that depth yet.
Speaker 3: So we got to know what it's like to be
Speaker 3: with you on a daily basis, how you how we
Speaker 3: work together on a daily basis.
Speaker 5: We need to know that. And love is a part
Speaker 5: of that.
Speaker 8: Friends we have confuses those things you don't confuse nothing.
Speaker 5: I'm playing sex makes it a lot more clearer.
Speaker 8: Yeah, love, and.
Speaker 2: I'm already I know to.
Speaker 1: Keep getting his sex. I got to take the bay
Speaker 1: rasketball if I have to do. I take him out there.
Speaker 1: I let him shoot some shots. I shoot some shots.
Speaker 1: We play defense on each other.
Speaker 13: We get then he's tired. So when he's tired, he
Speaker 13: go to bed early. That's why I'm still up sex.
Speaker 4: This is easy.
Speaker 2: I don't know how this is.
Speaker 5: That boy don't play ball like that.
Speaker 10: He is not all that.
Speaker 2: That boy not.
Speaker 3: He is not.
Speaker 5: I'm not here for that boy at all.
Speaker 8: I'm not here friends for most of their lives.
Speaker 5: She says.
Speaker 8: We should know her already. She wants to take what
Speaker 8: so what.
Speaker 3: We're supposed to get married next week. We're supposed to
Speaker 3: get married next week?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 1: Because to make.
Speaker 8: Sure that he's okay and not She's not a rebound,
Speaker 8: That's what she's trying to think.
Speaker 3: Rebound.
Speaker 13: Yes, the boy that with the rebound. When the boy
Speaker 13: missed the shot, I grabbed the rebound. That's what's out
Speaker 13: there in the driveway. Thank you, all right, you talking
Speaker 13: about a rebound.
Speaker 8: Andrea, I tried to help you with these guys. All right,
Speaker 8: we have we have time for another one.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 8: This one's from Maya in Cincinnati, who says, my husband
Speaker 8: asked me to take him to the airport, and I
Speaker 8: hate to drive his car, but he insisted. We were
Speaker 8: in heavy traffic and I had to slam on breaks.
Speaker 8: A condom slid from under the driver's seat, and he
Speaker 8: me picking it up. He said it's his condom that
Speaker 8: he paid for to keep in his car. He said
Speaker 8: he would not answer any more questions. When he landed
Speaker 8: in New York, he still wouldn't tell me about the condom.
Speaker 8: How do I react? Do I assume he's cheating and
Speaker 8: just deal with it?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 5: Condomin, that's what's wrong?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Well, was he going to get out of this one?
Speaker 8: Because he's not out of it.
Speaker 3: When it's slid. He should have been right down there
Speaker 3: with it. He really should have under the tie.
Speaker 8: He tried. She said, he tried to beat me picking
Speaker 8: it up. Man, Okay, but his lame excuse. It is
Speaker 8: his condom that he paid for to keep in it talking.
Speaker 2: Don't say nothing.
Speaker 1: Just pick the condom up and get.
Speaker 2: On the plane.
Speaker 1: Why'd you explaining it? We can't get out of it.
Speaker 5: He got He got to get his wife hypnotized.
Speaker 2: He have to.
Speaker 5: We got to get this out of him. We got
Speaker 5: to get this out of her head. He got to
Speaker 5: get hypnotized.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: Oh that's a tough one.
Speaker 1: My under the driver's seat.
Speaker 2: You don't do that. Okay, something happened. I will.
Speaker 8: We'll have more on the Steam Harvey Morning Show right
Speaker 8: after this. You're listening har Morning Show. On a recent
Speaker 8: west Jet flight from Mexico, a passenger was not allowed
Speaker 8: to fly because she went to the bathroom multiple times
Speaker 8: before takeoff. The flight attendants decided that it what was
Speaker 8: best if she was removed from the plane. After she
Speaker 8: was put off. Yeah, they don't want any more incidents. Evidently,
Speaker 8: after she was put off the flight, the lady tweeted,
Speaker 8: just got kicked off of west chest flight from Mexico
Speaker 8: because I had an upset stomach and was going to
Speaker 8: the washroom too much before takeoff. WestJet reps responded to
Speaker 8: her tweet noting that if passengers feel unwell and show
Speaker 8: clear signs that they are not able to fly due
Speaker 8: to poor health, they reserve the right to make difficult
Speaker 8: decisions for the safety of everyone on board. So here's
Speaker 8: the question, guys, was the airlines wrong for putting her
Speaker 8: off the plane?
Speaker 10: Nah?
Speaker 2: I don't want no, get all. You didn't been how
Speaker 2: many times, sir?
Speaker 1: She went multiple times? You didn't feel that.
Speaker 3: Thing though, they got and everything before we take off
Speaker 3: because you didn't win in that five six time that
Speaker 3: went to the bathroom. We ain't got no room we
Speaker 3: got now we got to clean that out before we
Speaker 3: get going. No, we don't want you on the flight now.
Speaker 3: I don't know how long the flight is, but even
Speaker 3: if it's thirty minutes, Nah, you don't get to go
Speaker 3: with us. You you got you need to take the bus.
Speaker 3: That's what you need to do. Yeah, you need to
Speaker 3: drive and get better. And then I woin'tas morning yet.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm gonna ask her to be off the plane
Speaker 13: because I'm gonna pas.
Speaker 1: That's a fifth time. Somebody say, so that's a fifth time?
Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
Speaker 8: Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour,
Speaker 8: we will play around would you rather? Right after this?
Speaker 8: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, so it's time
Speaker 8: now for a round of would you rather?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what we always do. Would you rather?
Speaker 3: You always asked the question? You always want me and
Speaker 3: Uncle Steve and j and Junior to answer the question.
Speaker 2: What's his?
Speaker 5: Uncle Steve is out? I'm gonna ask the question, and
Speaker 5: it ain't to juniors to you and call it.
Speaker 4: Don't ask me nothing?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the sound for the ladies.
Speaker 1: Would you rap?
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 5: All right, here we go.
Speaker 3: Would you rather be trapped on an island with More's
Speaker 3: chestnut or an African man ding go warry.
Speaker 8: Horse chestnut with chestnut?
Speaker 3: Ye?
Speaker 2: Listen to it again.
Speaker 5: Let's do it again.
Speaker 3: Crap on the island with Morse chestnut or an African mandingo?
Speaker 5: Warm?
Speaker 1: Take me to my home country. I'm going with Morris.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bye, Morris, You and More is gonna be see
Speaker 3: a home ground that doggo island.
Speaker 1: Okay, we don't need to eat.
Speaker 5: You don't know how to hunt. We don't get home
Speaker 5: in a minute.
Speaker 1: We don't need to eat.
Speaker 8: I got other plans for Morris.
Speaker 1: It's okay a home continent. Yeah, let me get that right.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go, ladies and stay with me.
Speaker 3: No panties the rest of your life, or no broad
Speaker 3: the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: That's easy, easy. I learned a lot right now, time
Speaker 1: right here, commando all.
Speaker 8: The way, baby, all the way.
Speaker 4: I wish I would put on.
Speaker 1: Another problem.
Speaker 8: Going out abro I do know?
Speaker 14: Why not the way? Oh no, I can't go with
Speaker 14: out bra brawlers all the way.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll be, we'll be.
Speaker 5: We'll be discussing now when a little later.
Speaker 1: Guys, wait till get back. Really, Carling, really.
Speaker 5: It's enough. Listen to this closing now, would you rather
Speaker 5: march with m l K? Uh huh run away with Harriet?
Speaker 3: To me?
Speaker 5: Would your rather march with m l K A run
Speaker 5: away with here?
Speaker 8: I think I'm going to march with MLK and I'm
Speaker 8: running with Harriet.
Speaker 10: I think.
Speaker 8: I think march because I walk a lot. Anyway, I'm
Speaker 8: going to march.
Speaker 3: At fifty million dollars and you live totally alone or
Speaker 3: one million dollars and keep family in friends.
Speaker 8: Oh, I know we're together on this one.
Speaker 1: Fifty we're alone. No, no, No, I want to be
Speaker 1: with my family and friends.
Speaker 2: One million with your family.
Speaker 8: All right, that's today's version of what you're rather for today.
Speaker 8: Thank you, Temmy, Thank you Carlo. Coming up next to
Speaker 8: our last break of the day, and we'll close out
Speaker 8: the show right after this. You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
Speaker 1: day on this Friday, A good day. Yeah right now, Hey, hey.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm You know, I'm not big on
Speaker 3: one that has closing remarks thing, but but I do
Speaker 3: want to say this. You know, I'm junior and I
Speaker 3: both we are comedians. We're traveling every other weekend all
Speaker 3: the time. We're always We're always in passing with other comedians.
Speaker 3: I just recently our next Jay, big up to him.
Speaker 3: I passed on as we were changing planes in Atlanta.
Speaker 3: Tommy Davidson stopped by, was performing in Jacksonville, Florida. He
Speaker 3: came and surprised me on state, ran up on state,
Speaker 3: kind of scared the hell out of him with when
Speaker 3: Tommy Davis came through.
Speaker 2: La Belle Crawford.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm always passing LaBelle in the airport.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 3: So I'm just I'm just big on the camaraderie that
Speaker 3: we have as comedians. Man, And I know there's a
Speaker 3: lot going on that we you know that we're seeing
Speaker 3: right now that that's unfolding with people having beef and
Speaker 3: this and that, and I just I just want to
Speaker 3: be that guy that says that that.
Speaker 5: I don't have that. I don't I don't want that.
Speaker 3: I wish we could all really, really really be on
Speaker 3: one accord because I think I think all of us.
Speaker 5: Are genuine and unique in our own way. We're all different.
Speaker 1: All you you actually say you don't have a beef,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something.
Speaker 5: You and I had an issue about it. Not not
Speaker 5: Joe so many years ago.
Speaker 13: If that's what you're bringing to earth, that's what your
Speaker 13: whole time, you know what you know, Tommy Davidson, all
Speaker 13: these people that you named like like like, that's not
Speaker 13: but we got a beef those times because we work
Speaker 13: together every day, and you.
Speaker 2: Can go, we're gonna explain it.
Speaker 5: This gon' explain it. Go ahead, because he started.
Speaker 1: This, we're on the air. I don't care if we're
Speaker 1: on the air.
Speaker 5: I started trying to be sincere about it.
Speaker 2: I love that we have.
Speaker 13: Let me, we're just gonna tell you when me and
Speaker 13: Tommy on the show. Do y'all know Tommy don't even
Speaker 13: open his dress room door to greet me. I can't
Speaker 13: get in there on concerts when y'all on.
Speaker 2: The road, Tommy, y'all the different.
Speaker 1: This this full difference on the road.
Speaker 2: This is the same time.
Speaker 3: And that locked your ass in your dressing room till
Speaker 3: I got your money me.
Speaker 13: Yeah see, let me tell you something. I don't know
Speaker 13: what come to have feet, but I'm just tired. I
Speaker 13: know I can't here, So I'm telling now I'm tired.
Speaker 13: I'm tired of you on the road. I'm really answer
Speaker 13: because first of all, first shirts, you go over your time.
Speaker 13: That's the first thing you do when you're on the show.
Speaker 13: You don't never do that your time? Oh no, oh no, Tommy,
Speaker 13: oh no. I don't care if they tell them twenty minutes,
Speaker 13: but it's.
Speaker 3: Say, nephew, Tommy and friends, Julian. I don't care what
Speaker 3: if you don't what it says. Just don't get the talk.
Speaker 3: Friends don't get to do.
Speaker 8: But what we're supposed to be getting along, we don't.
Speaker 1: We don't.
Speaker 13: I'm forglad just came out today. I feel I feel,
Speaker 13: I feel exenerated. I really do, because takes nothing time
Speaker 13: to do. Tommy took all the chicken wan right wing
Speaker 13: off off the wings.
Speaker 5: The wings is on my ride of Julia, ain't they?
Speaker 1: And it is another thing?
Speaker 13: Okay, no, forget Yeah, since we all comedians beef and
Speaker 13: might well tell y'all about this one. He called another
Speaker 13: problem I have with time? Tell me looking at you
Speaker 13: like I'm looking at you right now?
Speaker 1: Shirt and cars?
Speaker 10: Do you know?
Speaker 1: I got to ask Avery to talk to Tommy.
Speaker 8: This is nons his assistance before I even have to
Speaker 8: share work.
Speaker 6: I have a word.
Speaker 5: Okay, but what do you want though?
Speaker 2: What do you want? Nothing?
Speaker 13: Just to say I'm here.
Speaker 1: I don't want nothing.
Speaker 13: But every time I let me check with tom again,
Speaker 13: he looked right, Tell.
Speaker 1: Tommy, do you want to talk to you? Does this
Speaker 1: sound right?
Speaker 9: Do this sound right?
Speaker 1: And I go to work with him every day, every day?
Speaker 1: Right with you? This the beef, this the beef?
Speaker 10: What do you?
Speaker 4: But what do you want to know?
Speaker 10: Do you know?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 1: Another problem I have. I'm gonna get it all off
Speaker 1: my chance. Let me get tell you.
Speaker 13: We don't get god, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 13: I'm talking. Let me tell you I'm just gonna tell
Speaker 13: y'all because y'all know at meet and greet, Tommy makes
Speaker 13: me sign here autographs for other people.
Speaker 1: He's so lazy. They Tommy signed up.
Speaker 13: I'm back there in the back signing autographs for him
Speaker 13: on shirts before the show.
Speaker 1: This the beef that we have. And I'm tired because
Speaker 1: I'm getting. I'm getting right as cramp. That's what I'm getting.
Speaker 5: This is training you, This is training you on how
Speaker 5: to come up?
Speaker 2: Boy?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with that? Let me tell you something?
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: Guess? Yes, did y'all know I worked for Ready to Love?
Speaker 1: Did y'all know that?
Speaker 8: Now about guess?
Speaker 1: Guess what I do Already to Love? Though y'all want
Speaker 1: to want?
Speaker 2: You wonder what I want?
Speaker 1: Ready Love? Check people in the hotel rooms. That's all
Speaker 1: I get to do.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: I don't do nothing.
Speaker 13: He Temmy may show up do out there letting people
Speaker 13: check in the hotel win and.
Speaker 1: Emmy for writing on Steve Show.
Speaker 13: I did, but but not not on Timmy show. He
Speaker 13: don't even let me do nothing of being a bright.
Speaker 13: This is the beef me and Tommy have it. And
Speaker 13: you know what, It's time the world found.
Speaker 3: Out you.
Speaker 2: Waiting, but you are in the hospitality department. That's what
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't get any camera time.
Speaker 2: He's not ready to love.
Speaker 5: Junior married, He ain't ready to love?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 2: You already in love? He already get married?
Speaker 13: Why let me tell how mean? How many is since
Speaker 13: I'm doing? Since me and time, we got this beef.
Speaker 13: This is what we're doing out here.
Speaker 2: Have y'all know had the inde ready love?
Speaker 5: Y'all?
Speaker 1: Y'all never asked y'allself. Why we don't see the junior
Speaker 1: name on the credits is that he's never Charlotte. I
Speaker 1: don't get none of that. I don't get none of that. Timmy,
Speaker 1: let me this to Tommy.
Speaker 3: Tommy, Tommy helping you walk, Tommy helping you with your credit.
Speaker 3: That's what I've been doing.
Speaker 1: See, I think you should.
Speaker 8: Guys should do like Mike up and Shannon Jars and
Speaker 8: hug it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who hug Tommy. I'm not squashing this one.
Speaker 2: I'd be crying by myself at night.
Speaker 1: We gotta go.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, Yeah, we gotta go.
Speaker 5: Come on to give me my suits back. I don't
Speaker 5: love them too. I want all of I tell suits,
Speaker 5: I do take this. Thank you a y'all.
Speaker 10: That is it.
Speaker 3: That's the Steve Harvey Morning to Ride Funny say the
Speaker 3: words of my uncle, talk to God.
Speaker 2: He would love to hear from you till tomorrow.
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