Speaker 1: Alexis is the one that edited and put this podcast
Speaker 1: up for y'all, so if you have any complaints, it's
Speaker 1: at No No, No, no, no No at Brook Fox Place.
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Speaker 2: Get an ice pack ready because we're all about to
Speaker 2: get punched in the face with our hero of the week.
Speaker 1: I'm here a hug us Jeff's.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: In today's hero is a convenience store owner from Tacoma,
Speaker 2: Washington named Naif Quatsman, and he was working behind the
Speaker 2: cash register last week when at around eight pm, a
Speaker 2: guy came up to the counter, held up a knife
Speaker 2: and said, listen, this is a hold up.
Speaker 1: Oh man, this video is unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I've seen it.
Speaker 1: It went viral.
Speaker 2: He demanded all the money from the cash register if
Speaker 2: you didn't see it, but Naif didn't panic. Instead, he
Speaker 2: calmly says, that's not a knife. This is a knife.
Speaker 2: Pulls out a giant machete. Oh my god, it's huge.
Speaker 1: It's like probably three feet.
Speaker 2: Long, just laying next to the register. So naiav starts
Speaker 2: waving the machete at the robber, and the thief stumbles backwards,
Speaker 2: then reaches into his backpack and pulls out a Samurai sword.
Speaker 1: Wait, who's got throwing stars?
Speaker 2: Just kidding, Yeah, the suspect with the machete an he
Speaker 2: waited for the police to arrive.
Speaker 3: But it would have been funny if they had gone
Speaker 3: back and forth. I got a grenade.
Speaker 1: Just a full cannon comes out of the back.
Speaker 3: So there's a longer story to this.
Speaker 2: Basically, the robber escapes because NIAF's wife gets in the
Speaker 2: middle of it, ends up getting caught by the authority.
Speaker 2: Like she interrupted, she did she felt bad for the robber. Yeah, seriously,
Speaker 2: she was like, I'm worried that he's gonna get hurt,
Speaker 2: so she steps in front. Robber gets away, ends up
Speaker 2: getting caught by the authorities, is brought to jail. He
Speaker 2: gets released the same day, goes back to the convenience
Speaker 2: store to threaten Naaf and at that point Naif's son
Speaker 2: and his friends tackle him and keep him in the
Speaker 2: market till the cops arrive and arrest him.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 4: Guys, I keep telling you, Yeah, what an idiot.
Speaker 2: Nif, his son and his son's friends are hero of
Speaker 2: the Week Honors, just edging out our own digital Jake
Speaker 2: for the shot collar question of the Day.
Speaker 3: Where's your machete?
Speaker 5: Jake?
Speaker 6: I lost to the quad knife guys again.
Speaker 3: You know it's okay, just give us some trivia and
Speaker 3: we'll forgive you.
Speaker 6: Well, they say the quickest way to instantly double your
Speaker 6: money is to rob a bank.
Speaker 1: Okay, where we were just at.
Speaker 6: However, I have checked with several lawyers and most of
Speaker 6: them told me it's not legal. Them probably don't attempt that.
Speaker 6: If you were thinking about the next fastest way to
Speaker 6: increase your wealth is to buy a professional sports team.
Speaker 6: Michael Jordan did it. Michael B. Jordan did it. Now
Speaker 6: we're just waiting on Brooks husband, Michael. We'll jump into
Speaker 6: the owner service.
Speaker 1: He would love that.
Speaker 6: And to help inspire Michael Fox today, you're gonna need
Speaker 6: to name the top twenty most valuable sports teams on Earth,
Speaker 6: a substantial financial edition of polenty of twenty. Oh, we're
Speaker 6: gonna start with the closest thing we have to a
Speaker 6: real athlete on the show. I say that with quotes.
Speaker 6: That's Alexis.
Speaker 7: I mean I immediately go to Messi and who he
Speaker 7: plays for.
Speaker 1: I know the Miami. It'd be like old like PSG
Speaker 1: or Barcelona that one one.
Speaker 7: That's where I'm torn on which it would be.
Speaker 2: But PSG, these are soccer teams that you're talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're playing in the whole world.
Speaker 7: I feel like they've got to be on there.
Speaker 8: You're absolutely on.
Speaker 7: Boy'll like PSGJA.
Speaker 6: Paris and Yourmaine is not in the top twenty. It's
Speaker 6: around twenty eight or twenty nine. Bopping he does. But
Speaker 6: there's a lot of NFL teams, a couple soccer, a
Speaker 6: couple of basketball, no cricket teams on there. We'll see
Speaker 6: Joe Brook Europe next, Jack, think of think of large markets. Yeah,
Speaker 6: he's with a lot of history.
Speaker 1: Okay, i am gonna go really rabid fan base. We're
Speaker 1: gonna say Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 6: Oh, Dallas Cowboys brough up their number one on my list,
Speaker 6: number nine billion dollars as of last time.
Speaker 1: We can tell you. I'm gonna need that silver safe
Speaker 1: goodcause jacket list.
Speaker 6: Here, great use of it. Let's go to Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take inspiration from Brook on this because she's
Speaker 2: always going online and calling herself a proud patriot.
Speaker 8: Always like a capital peaks terrible.
Speaker 3: I assume that she's talking about the football team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so let me show me the New England Patriots.
Speaker 6: The New England Patriots, number four on my list.
Speaker 3: Thanks, Brook, keep cheering them on.
Speaker 6: All those Super Bowls are worth some value. They worth
Speaker 6: seven billion dollars. Wow, Jose, biggest sports fan in the room.
Speaker 6: You're up next.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna play it same and say the New.
Speaker 6: York Yankees, New York Yankees number two on my list,
Speaker 6: seven point one billion dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to go back to football, and I
Speaker 1: think the only team that's like owned by the fans,
Speaker 1: We're gonna say the Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 6: The Green Bay Packers are in the thirties. No, they're
Speaker 6: not in the top twenty.
Speaker 1: The fans are not doing a good job making that
Speaker 1: much terrible.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Brook, you you're silver saved though, so you're still
Speaker 6: in it. Okay, Captain Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go with a team that was literally named
Speaker 2: after rich people digging up old.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with the San Francisco.
Speaker 6: For the forty nine Ers are number fourteen on my list,
Speaker 6: six billion dollars worth of worth.
Speaker 1: I like how you picture forty nine ers being rich
Speaker 1: people digging up. Yeah they can suit times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the mass get too.
Speaker 2: They took off their monocles so they wouldn't get thirty.
Speaker 2: They were practical.
Speaker 1: And I put my top hatch back on.
Speaker 3: Read a history book.
Speaker 6: You'll see hose three, five, six, seven. Most of the
Speaker 6: board's still there for you, Jacine me Dodgers. The Los
Speaker 6: Angeles Dodgers did not make the top twenty.
Speaker 7: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: I just win.
Speaker 6: No, I'm still in it.
Speaker 1: Bro Oh, dang it.
Speaker 6: Here in the twenties, they're in between twenty and thirty
Speaker 6: on there. Yes, the lowest number on my list is
Speaker 6: five point two billion. The Dodgers are just under five
Speaker 6: billion dollars.
Speaker 8: Like mind blowing, Brook.
Speaker 1: Oh, man, I mean, I feel like we're leaving out
Speaker 1: hockey right now.
Speaker 6: I don't know I would I would read out hockey.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, one is like a Knick shirt just because
Speaker 7: it's cute.
Speaker 1: No, I think with NBA before any of them, you
Speaker 1: have to go La Lakers.
Speaker 6: Yea, Los Angeles Lakers number fifteen on the list, five
Speaker 6: point nine billion dollars.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey, Well, now, let's see, I'm just thinking the biggest
Speaker 2: cities have the biggest markets and the most money to
Speaker 2: put towards their team.
Speaker 3: So I'm going Chicago. Give me the Bears.
Speaker 6: The Bears.
Speaker 9: The Bears number seven on the list, six point three
Speaker 9: billion dollars.
Speaker 6: The NFL runs everything back to brook.
Speaker 1: A God, Okay, we're gonna do big cities again. How
Speaker 1: about Miami Heat.
Speaker 9: The Miami Heats, it did not make the top twenties,
Speaker 9: would have been so proud of That means that Jeffrey
Speaker 9: is our winner today.
Speaker 6: Here's some of the teams you guys missed a new
Speaker 6: stadium recently. The Golden State Warriors were number three. It's
Speaker 6: seven billion. Los Angeles Rams another new stadium, six point
Speaker 6: nine billion. The New York Giants were number six, six
Speaker 6: point eight, the Las Vegas Raiders, the Knicks, the Jets.
Speaker 6: Real Madrid was the highest ranked soccer teams. The Commanders
Speaker 6: recently sold for six point five billion. Manchester United, the
Speaker 6: Philadelphia Eagles, the Miami Dolphins made the list. Brook not
Speaker 6: off the Heat, Barcelona, the Houston Texas. Number twenty was Liverpool.
Speaker 6: The soccer team that was plenty of twenty.
Speaker 2: Since I lasted the longest, I'm gonna choose who get
Speaker 2: shot today. You're gonna be singing crazy, my Narls Barkley
Speaker 2: and I have to give it to the woman who
Speaker 2: besmirched the good name of proud forty nine ers everywhere
Speaker 2: Cook Fox.
Speaker 1: I remember, I'll remember when I lost my.
Speaker 3: I's gonna do a phone tap in just a few.
Speaker 10: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Remember a few years ago when Olive Garden came out
Speaker 2: with their never ending pasta passes.
Speaker 1: Yeah the pass yes it's broken.
Speaker 2: And Jeffrey in the Morning, where for just one hundred bucks,
Speaker 2: you received a special card that gave you access to
Speaker 2: seven straight weeks of all the pasta you could eat
Speaker 2: whenever you went to the restaurant.
Speaker 1: I know, like we did the math and it was
Speaker 1: like you were costing them thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2: We celebrated that day here at the station like it
Speaker 2: was the end of World War Two. That's just confetti
Speaker 2: falling from the ceiling. Rando's kissing out in the hallways.
Speaker 3: Best day ever.
Speaker 2: Well, another big restaurant, Chaine, wants in on the promotional action.
Speaker 2: It's none other than Red Lobster.
Speaker 11: Oh.
Speaker 2: Now they're throwing their big red claws into the bubbling
Speaker 2: food frenzy, and according to an exciting and I mean
Speaker 2: kind of disturbing press release, the first Lobster Fest is
Speaker 2: happening Yeah, where one hundred and fifty lucky patrons will
Speaker 2: get free, endless lobster dining experiences.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like this one promotion and it
Speaker 1: is going to put all lobster into extinction?
Speaker 8: Seriously?
Speaker 6: Do that?
Speaker 2: They want you to follow their social media of course,
Speaker 2: because they're not gonna tell us when they're doing this.
Speaker 2: But apparently each winner will get one complimentary two hour
Speaker 2: seating to enjoy all of the lobster you can eat,
Speaker 2: along with unlimited sides and as much warm Cheddar Bay
Speaker 2: biscuits as you can cram into your Cheddar hold.
Speaker 1: That sounds less as a less of an invitation more
Speaker 1: of a challenge.
Speaker 2: I'm wondering, like, is it a good idea to strap
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty patrons into their chairs and just
Speaker 2: empty out a bunch of lobster and let them gorge
Speaker 2: themselves till they can't eat anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't see anything they could go wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that is. Maybe that's what cuts through to
Speaker 2: people nowadays. Eat till you explode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's class is this okay, Jeffrey, take your little
Speaker 1: tiny forks and your pinkies up and go somewhere else.
Speaker 1: We're getting bibs, use our hands.
Speaker 6: Body.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're gonna have to like lift me in a
Speaker 2: crane back to me. Well, now I'm excited for it,
Speaker 2: and I'm also excited for Laser Stories. It's the radio
Speaker 2: segment that just invented a brand new board game for
Speaker 2: kids called Hey in a Needle Stack, where blindfolded toddlers
Speaker 2: reach their hands into a pile of three hundred sharp
Speaker 2: needles to look for that one rascally strand of hands.
Speaker 6: It's supposed to be around mom.
Speaker 1: Finally, one that doesn't hurt.
Speaker 3: First kid to find it wins. It's Laser Stories, a
Speaker 3: segment where we read weird news.
Speaker 2: Stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 2: we've got a laser and so the pokadobes just don't.
Speaker 2: This first Laser story is out of New York City.
Speaker 2: Forty eight year old Mickey Burretto moved to New York
Speaker 2: from la and he rented a room in the Towering
Speaker 2: New Yorker Hotel. And that's when his boyfriend told him
Speaker 2: about a loophole that allows occupants of single rooms in
Speaker 2: buildings constructed before nineteen sixty nine to demand a six
Speaker 2: month lease. Oh man, And since.
Speaker 3: Mickey had paid for a night in the hotel.
Speaker 2: He claimed that he counted as a tenant.
Speaker 1: It's not an apartment building hold on those.
Speaker 2: So he asked for a lease and the hotel promptly
Speaker 2: kicked him out.
Speaker 8: Nice try squad and hotels.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: Well, that's when he took his case all the way
Speaker 2: up to the State Supreme Court, and it just so
Speaker 2: happened that the building's owners didn't show up for the trial,
Speaker 2: so Mickey won by default.
Speaker 8: No, he lives there.
Speaker 2: He got a key to his new hotel apartment and
Speaker 2: moved in.
Speaker 1: Shut up. What amazing.
Speaker 3: This is the crazy part.
Speaker 2: Apparently the owners were so mad about it they never
Speaker 2: wanted to negotiate a lease with him, and so they
Speaker 2: couldn't kick him out. So he went on living there
Speaker 2: for a whole year free of charge.
Speaker 4: Wow, I could think to be so mad try to
Speaker 4: take all his money.
Speaker 2: They didn't even want to see him, so he didn't
Speaker 2: even have to like sign.
Speaker 1: Anything, so all you have to do to get free rent.
Speaker 1: Has become the worst most obnoxious person in the buildings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm almost and that's hard to do in New York. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my god, imagine But how long did this go on?
Speaker 3: Five years later?
Speaker 12: Wow?
Speaker 2: Nicky was still there in the New Yorker building, not
Speaker 2: paying a dime.
Speaker 4: Wow, you guys be in New York City for free.
Speaker 2: But then he got greedy and started claiming he owned
Speaker 2: the building.
Speaker 1: Okay, the power is gone head.
Speaker 2: He said that since the hotel had never been subdivided
Speaker 2: and a judge gave him possession of the one room,
Speaker 2: he therefore technically owned the entire.
Speaker 1: Thingvision if you look up, push your luck in the.
Speaker 11: Guy.
Speaker 2: So he changed the utilities count to say that he
Speaker 2: was the owner, and demanded the hotel transfer all of
Speaker 2: their bank accounts over to him.
Speaker 1: Okay, Vicky, get a job.
Speaker 2: Sadly, it all came to an end last week when
Speaker 2: cops showed up and arrested Mickey for filing false property records.
Speaker 13: Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Mickey Malone, and he'll get himsel a little.
Speaker 3: Close to the sun.
Speaker 1: He gets another free stay, but this time in jail.
Speaker 3: I own this jail now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: His next laser story is out of Mesa, Arizona. Multiple
Speaker 2: people called nine one one the other day to report
Speaker 2: alligators swimming around a lake in a city park. WHOA,
Speaker 2: that's the type of thing that kind of sounds like
Speaker 2: it'd be a prank. Yeah, totally, but they still dispatch
Speaker 2: the fire department, police, and fish and wildlife to the scene,
Speaker 2: and after observing the two mammoth gators floating peacefully for
Speaker 2: over thirty.
Speaker 1: Minutes, they were really there.
Speaker 10: It was real.
Speaker 2: Apparently the city added some realistic looking foam gators for
Speaker 2: birds and turtles to sit off.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it looks so real.
Speaker 4: Yet the picture right now.
Speaker 1: The city, you know, like put up a side.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's no fun.
Speaker 2: You'd like to see the screaming kids running in terror.
Speaker 2: So authorities laughed it off and left. Unfortunately, the nine
Speaker 2: one one calls kept coming in.
Speaker 1: Imagine so good, we could fix this so easily.
Speaker 2: Some people who like to go swim in that lake
Speaker 2: were fully convinced.
Speaker 3: That they were real.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: One woman even claimed a gator latched onto her boyfriend's
Speaker 2: fishing line and put up a twenty minute struggle with it.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Stories.
Speaker 2: Despite the confusion, doesn't sound like the city plans to
Speaker 2: remove them anytime soon. It's in fact, they actually just
Speaker 2: doubled down and added two enormous foam hippos, which are
Speaker 2: styrofoam hippo heads that float around the pond. But with
Speaker 2: the hippo heads, it does look like they're lurking underneath
Speaker 2: the water about to attack with just their heads out.
Speaker 1: There's an actual real hippo in there, Jeffrey, and they
Speaker 1: don't believe it.
Speaker 2: I'm willing to take my chances with that. This next
Speaker 2: lazer stories out of tech trends. It's amazing that we
Speaker 2: have cars that can drive themselves, computers that can think
Speaker 2: for themselves, and yet we're still dealing with the same
Speaker 2: printer problems we always have. Seriously, how many times does
Speaker 2: our printer breakout there?
Speaker 8: It really has.
Speaker 1: We spend more time on that than any other saying it's.
Speaker 2: True and somehow the office printer nightmare is only about
Speaker 2: to get worse because HP Hewlett Packard said that their
Speaker 2: plan is to make printing a subscription only service, so
Speaker 2: soon companies will have only one option for toner and
Speaker 2: ink cartridges, and that's to subscribe to it like Netflix.
Speaker 15: Gosh, you play Netflix effect printing paper.
Speaker 2: Apparently, HP has been a temn idiot customers to do
Speaker 2: this for years via their instant ink program.
Speaker 1: Okay, if it's not working, then it's because it's not
Speaker 1: a good idea yea.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, they admit that they lose money on printer sales
Speaker 2: and rely on high profit margins from ink supplies and
Speaker 2: paper to make up the difference.
Speaker 3: So this is what they're going with.
Speaker 1: That's why the cartridges cost so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why they they'll be bankrupt.
Speaker 1: They are at a different business model. I hate that.
Speaker 2: I wonder if that means password sharing with our radio
Speaker 2: station printer is allowed.
Speaker 1: Oh, what do you mean, like we can like hack
Speaker 1: into somebody else's gen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be our charity for this year. We'll just
Speaker 2: give out our printers this next Laser stories Out of
Speaker 2: word World. Dictionary dot Com just added three hundred and
Speaker 2: twenty seven new words and terms, including a bunch that
Speaker 2: gen zers like to use.
Speaker 3: Here are the ones that are catching people's attention. Number
Speaker 3: five the.
Speaker 4: Ick overused now though I swear everything gives everyone a nick.
Speaker 1: As soon as I start saying it, it'll be over.
Speaker 2: The definition is a sudden feeling of disgust or dislike,
Speaker 2: often in response to the actions of another.
Speaker 3: Number four is mid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, mean.
Speaker 2: Mediocre, unimpressive, or disappointing. If you're any of those things,
Speaker 2: you're mid.
Speaker 4: But like it's funny because you're saying you're mediocre average.
Speaker 3: But it's really an insult. Yeah, yeah, that's just super.
Speaker 8: It means you're nothing special.
Speaker 1: I think even mediocre is still not.
Speaker 8: Yeah, happy average would love to be.
Speaker 2: It's not just people. You can use it to describe
Speaker 2: movies and radio shows too. They can also be radio
Speaker 2: right now. Number three the word bustin'. That means great, wonderful,
Speaker 2: or amazing, like the opposite of mid.
Speaker 3: Number two, bubne.
Speaker 1: Is that way you get old and your boobs finally.
Speaker 2: Go down to where they're No, it's not describing your boobs,
Speaker 2: bro It means pimples or a rash caused by your
Speaker 2: bra and you get boobne.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really didn't want them to go down that.
Speaker 2: And finally, one of the top gen Z slang terms
Speaker 2: to recently make it all the way to dictionary dot com,
Speaker 2: girl dinners, an oftenly attractively presented collection of snacks that
Speaker 2: involve very little preparation.
Speaker 1: It's like, why can't my kids eat just bread and
Speaker 1: cheese for dinner.
Speaker 2: Seriously, I know I know someone who'd be busting all
Speaker 2: over a girl dinner with this game.
Speaker 1: He didn't like that they gave you the ck.
Speaker 7: Yeah, when jeff tries to.
Speaker 2: He loves a little collection of stacks as long as
Speaker 2: they're not mid with bubny on them. Then he gets
Speaker 2: that's how means Laser Stories is over.
Speaker 3: Let's do it again, same time.
Speaker 10: On Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's important to remember even professionals slip up and say
Speaker 2: regrettable things when the spotlight is on them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Like remember when Matthew McConaughey won an Oscar and his
Speaker 2: acceptance speech was thinking his biggest hero himself.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't do that.
Speaker 2: Remember he went off for like two minutes about like
Speaker 2: I'm just so proud of me.
Speaker 7: Oh, I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: That's I kind of it was.
Speaker 3: Kind of cringe.
Speaker 2: Or every time Tom Holland accidentally gives away Marvel spoilers
Speaker 2: when he goes on.
Speaker 3: To Instagram Live.
Speaker 2: Even our own Brook Fox is notorious for letting out
Speaker 2: way too much of her personal life on the air.
Speaker 1: I do really like hookers, perfect example.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, that's what I'm saying, Tom. I Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why I feel for the people in our next
Speaker 2: segment who just wanted to say something confident and sexy,
Speaker 2: but what came out was.
Speaker 3: Not that at all.
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear their voicemails when we do a brand
Speaker 2: new loser line coming up right after this.
Speaker 1: Is this the right number?
Speaker 10: It's the loser line.
Speaker 3: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the
Speaker 3: loser line before. It works like this.
Speaker 2: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at
Speaker 2: the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 16: Damn girl, if you were a Faither from Star Trek,
Speaker 16: I send you to stunning And then I pointed right
Speaker 16: in my pants.
Speaker 7: I didn't even understand fully what he said.
Speaker 8: Whatever he's going to point out.
Speaker 1: His pain, Okay, I didn't want it.
Speaker 2: Whatever you do, resist the urge to run away while
Speaker 2: he fantasizes about zapping Klingons. Instead, whisper into his ear
Speaker 2: and tell him you've always had a secret fantasy about
Speaker 2: getting beamed up with a nerd that owns a Captain
Speaker 2: Kirk outfit.
Speaker 13: I'm sure they're shut in your mouth, and that's when
Speaker 13: you give the number of the loser lines.
Speaker 3: Hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail.
Speaker 2: We can play on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 5: Okay, Jessica.
Speaker 15: I mean, let's get one thing straight.
Speaker 5: I mean, do you even understand like who you're blowing
Speaker 5: off right now? My dad is worth like a butt
Speaker 5: ton of money, and I'm worth a butt on money.
Speaker 15: I mean, heat's very important.
Speaker 5: I mean you've heard of like doctor Shoals odor eater
Speaker 5: foot inserts. My dad invented those things. I mean, if
Speaker 5: it wasn't for him, like athlete's foot would be like
Speaker 5: out of freaking control and foot sweat and planter warts
Speaker 5: and corns and calluses and plant fasciitis and foot pain
Speaker 5: and all that crap. I mean on the air to
Speaker 5: the doctor Shoal's fortune.
Speaker 17: I mean, and you're not going to call me back.
Speaker 5: I'm the foot stink king. Check my instat and when
Speaker 5: I post for my family's villa in Italy and you're
Speaker 5: not invited, So goodbye. I hope you get bunions.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, someone just blew the chance to be the
Speaker 2: foot stink Queen. The Queen Alexis you.
Speaker 3: Would proudly reped that title.
Speaker 7: I mean from the villa.
Speaker 2: It is the smelliest villain.
Speaker 1: I feel like you'd go to even meet his dad
Speaker 1: and he'd be like, all right, shoes off, Totsi's up.
Speaker 14: Yeah, next message, Hey Sam, he said you worked at
Speaker 14: the airport, right.
Speaker 17: Because I said a question.
Speaker 14: I'm going to Cancoon for spring break. I don't know
Speaker 14: how strict TSA is with their rules, because I know
Speaker 14: you're not allowed to bring certain stuff on the plane,
Speaker 14: But like I was wondering, how hard would it be
Speaker 14: to sneak, you know, like a little bit of past
Speaker 14: a check point. I don't want to have to like
Speaker 14: swallow it in a balloon or anything crazy like that.
Speaker 14: But maybe my friend Alisa would be willing to do it.
Speaker 17: She's crazy like that.
Speaker 10: Can you call me when you.
Speaker 17: Have a chance. I'll make it worth your while.
Speaker 1: She didn't get a call back, which means someone needs
Speaker 1: to check on a Lisa.
Speaker 2: What did we have to beat there that she wanted
Speaker 2: to put inside of a balloon?
Speaker 1: I don't know. We don't need to tell you again.
Speaker 2: I was guessing some like a larger toothpaste because TSA
Speaker 2: only lets you bring the mini ones.
Speaker 4: I'm naive, just trying to smuggle toothpaste in a canton.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look, we're gonna go with that.
Speaker 2: Speaking of getting wanded, you need to go in there
Speaker 2: some natural transitions. You need to go check out our
Speaker 2: TikTok page because you're basically getting the same feeling as
Speaker 2: a full body cavity search when you go on there.
Speaker 2: That good, but on our site it's without the gloves
Speaker 2: the way you like it. The song of the week,
Speaker 2: second date reaction videos, and our favorite loser line gets
Speaker 2: posted on there every single week. Trust me, you won't
Speaker 2: be walking straight for days after you go to Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey on tikjob. That's a guarantee that doesn't sell
Speaker 2: you on it.
Speaker 5: Nothing will back to the clips.
Speaker 15: Hey Kendall, it's David. Here's the thing. I was thinking
Speaker 15: that maybe you're not calling me back because I said
Speaker 15: the thing about how I work in insurance and maybe
Speaker 15: you think that's kind of lame, but you should know
Speaker 15: I don't just do that. I also work at medieval times,
Speaker 15: you know the place where they have like nights fighting
Speaker 15: on horses in that huge arena. You sit there and
Speaker 15: eat chicken and you boo and you scream, And I
Speaker 15: thought that might be cool for us to do. I
Speaker 15: could take it down backstage. We can put on body armor.
Speaker 15: I can introduce you to the Green Knight's real cool guy.
Speaker 15: But the one thing, like, we can't go in the
Speaker 15: grog barrel. I swim in there one time and uh
Speaker 15: I got caught, so they're not going to let us
Speaker 15: anywhere near it due to like sanitary reasons. But I
Speaker 15: tell you, it's like it's real cool and we can
Speaker 15: play with the swords and stuff. Well yeah, anyway, so.
Speaker 18: Hit me back.
Speaker 1: I can't tell he's inviting someone for a play date
Speaker 1: or an actual date.
Speaker 4: To a bro that's like, Hey, Brett, I'm gonna go
Speaker 4: and play with swords and get.
Speaker 6: The night gear on sou.
Speaker 1: I think was it until the grog barrel got X made.
Speaker 2: I think we're going to see Alexis wearing a T
Speaker 2: shirt that says I caught HPV in the grog barrel
Speaker 2: of times and all that got was this T shirt.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and a hot night if I dream that he's
Speaker 7: a good guy.
Speaker 19: Next, Hey, Nia, it's great. Look, I noticed this is
Speaker 19: probably kind of a weird call because we just met
Speaker 19: like the one time outside.
Speaker 3: Of church, like over a year ago.
Speaker 20: I think it was January tenth, twenty twenty three. Anyway,
Speaker 20: I'm sorry I never called you, but uh, I really
Speaker 20: need a favor, and you're like the first person I
Speaker 20: thought of because I'm meeting my girlfriend's parents this weekend
Speaker 20: and they're like super religious and apparently since I'm a
Speaker 20: guests are going to like asking to say great at dinner,
Speaker 20: and like, I don't know anything about religion or.
Speaker 17: Air or stuff like that, and.
Speaker 20: Like the only thing I know is like a rob
Speaker 20: a dub dup, thank you for the grub.
Speaker 17: Uh?
Speaker 11: Maybe uh good food, good meat, good God?
Speaker 18: Lets eat?
Speaker 11: Is that do they do that in the good the
Speaker 11: religious people?
Speaker 2: Uh, you can't see a pastor getting up and saying
Speaker 2: that right before they dig in.
Speaker 4: We always said prayer, and my dad thought it was
Speaker 4: an honor to give the prayer to Somebody'd be like, Michael,
Speaker 4: would you like to do the grace? And my buddy
Speaker 4: Michael was like, no, okay, then I would do it.
Speaker 2: Like that's a better tradition than everybody just going around
Speaker 2: the room crying being disappointed at each other, Like it
Speaker 2: wasn't my family dinners remember you Little Loser line regularly
Speaker 2: at this time every week and make sure you go
Speaker 2: and subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube channel. Why
Speaker 2: did you listen to every loser line second day and
Speaker 2: phones out that we do right there, We're gonna do
Speaker 2: a phone tap right.
Speaker 10: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's time for your phone tap. And we've been trying
Speaker 2: some different things on the show lately. Yes, Like not
Speaker 2: too long ago, we did a Joe Peshi phone tap.
Speaker 1: My mom loved it. It was so funny.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't she said? Nothing less from your mom?
Speaker 2: And if you didn't know, that's where we played only
Speaker 2: Joe Peshi audio clips from a soundboard until Brook finally
Speaker 2: came on at the very end. It's like we were
Speaker 2: barely even in the phone tap itself.
Speaker 4: It was like how phone taps worked way back, and soundboard.
Speaker 2: Just mobster Joe Peshei yelling at you. And that's why
Speaker 2: today we're going to be trying it again.
Speaker 3: What not Peshi?
Speaker 2: This time we're calling the owner of a Russian deli
Speaker 2: and he doesn't know that he's being pranked by his
Speaker 2: sons who work there with him. But they said that
Speaker 2: there was a complaint from a customer who wanted to
Speaker 2: speak with the owner. Oh my god, So this guy's
Speaker 2: expecting a call. He just doesn't know that it's gonna
Speaker 2: be from Samuel L.
Speaker 3: Jackson. We'll see how that goes, he.
Speaker 4: Said, Russian Bakery, and I just keep it on paros
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 5: Morning.
Speaker 11: A cafe. This is Ivan.
Speaker 18: How were you doing?
Speaker 6: Baby?
Speaker 18: Who is this Marvin?
Speaker 11: Yes? Marvin uh my son? Say you wanted to speak
Speaker 11: with me? You had a complaint. What is it?
Speaker 18: You remember Antoine Rockamore half black half some moon used
Speaker 18: to call him Tony Rocky Hower. No, you can't say
Speaker 18: no what.
Speaker 11: I don't understand. You're not like Sandwich.
Speaker 18: You're talking your way out of it.
Speaker 11: Excuse me. You do not talk to me like that.
Speaker 11: You talk with respect. Tell me what the problem was
Speaker 11: when you hear.
Speaker 18: I was sitting there eating my muffin and drinking my
Speaker 18: coffee and replaying the incident in my head when I
Speaker 18: had what alcoholics referred to as a moment of clarity.
Speaker 11: What are you saying? You had a problem with coffee
Speaker 11: or mussin or both? I don't understand.
Speaker 18: I'm sorry.
Speaker 11: Did I break your concentration?
Speaker 17: No?
Speaker 11: I listen, you just not speak good.
Speaker 18: Don't do that. Don't call this off.
Speaker 11: Do you call my restaurant talk like this? You come
Speaker 11: down here talking to me in person like this? You
Speaker 11: see what's happening yet abuse swowitch? No, you shut off up.
Speaker 11: I don't need this.
Speaker 18: Just can't out what Marcellus Wallace looks like.
Speaker 11: I don't know what you're saying. You cafe, this is Eisen?
Speaker 18: How are you doing? Baby?
Speaker 11: You again? Don't call back with your bullsh You don't
Speaker 11: want to mess.
Speaker 18: With me on this one because I will come after you.
Speaker 11: Or you call like you big tough guy. Anybody be
Speaker 11: tough on phone. You're not so tough. You come here,
Speaker 11: be tough, see what happens.
Speaker 18: But I don't want that. That's and you don't want that.
Speaker 11: You don't want my trust me. You're trying to get
Speaker 11: free food from me. It's not gonna happen, big. We
Speaker 11: don't serve burgers here. This not McDonald's. That's not Hawaiian
Speaker 11: Burger joined, not any burger joint. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 18: They got some tasty burgers. I ain't have had one myself.
Speaker 11: How How the could I know? I don't go to McDonald's.
Speaker 18: I do love the taste of a good burger.
Speaker 11: Good go get burger.
Speaker 18: Me and Vincent would have been satisfied with some free
Speaker 18: giant taste choice.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 11: I have enough of your Samantha, your games. You're just
Speaker 11: calling piece me off this post and.
Speaker 18: You're under arrest for the crime of prostitution.
Speaker 11: You you call again, I call police kees saying this
Speaker 11: is Ivan.
Speaker 3: Hi, my name is Eric.
Speaker 2: Okay I am I'm calling because my friend had a
Speaker 2: bad experience at your restaurant the other day and he
Speaker 2: didn't like your burgers.
Speaker 11: Oh that was your friend?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, it's just he said, no, no, you.
Speaker 11: Don't want to hear your boots. I don't want to
Speaker 11: here a I done, done with no more.
Speaker 2: Well, don't you want to hear what your son's demon
Speaker 2: Igor had to say about setting up for this prank call?
Speaker 11: Don't you have time for boot like this? You can't
Speaker 11: say no, oh my god, it's.
Speaker 3: Ian we're doing.
Speaker 2: We're doing a prank phone call on you. What you're
Speaker 2: on the radio right now on a show called Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 10: Ain't right.
Speaker 11: This is a prank's phone call.
Speaker 2: He Dimon and Ego said, you've been working really hard
Speaker 2: at the restaurant, and they wanted to try to make
Speaker 2: you laugh.
Speaker 11: I'm not to laugh. I work hard to send her
Speaker 11: easiest said.
Speaker 2: That you don't watch a lot of movies either, so
Speaker 2: you wouldn't know that that was an actor's voice.
Speaker 3: Samuel L. Jackson, Do you know him?
Speaker 17: No?
Speaker 11: Is he Marvin's friend? I don't know.
Speaker 2: No, the person you were talking to I was an
Speaker 2: actor who were just playing soundbites from him.
Speaker 18: You're under arrest for the crime of prostitution.
Speaker 2: That why they do this because they thought it maybe
Speaker 2: you think it's funny and they love you.
Speaker 11: This stupid way to show long.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, man, I do want to know. Do you
Speaker 2: know of a good burger place? Though I am pretty hungry.
Speaker 18: I do love the taste of a good burger.
Speaker 3: Me and Marvin, both you and Mike.
Speaker 10: Wake up every morning? Was fun tab weekday morning on
Speaker 10: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: In the dating world, you're going to meet some people
Speaker 2: where you know immediately it's.
Speaker 3: Not gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and that's okay. And there's some people where
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, maybe right if they change their job
Speaker 2: and their family and maybe their plastic surgeon gets a
Speaker 2: little bit, then why is it?
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, why was I thinking face before
Speaker 1: you said plus?
Speaker 2: But then every once in a while, you'll come across
Speaker 2: that person where something is telling you you cannot let
Speaker 2: them slip away up.
Speaker 8: That's rare.
Speaker 2: That's how one of our listeners felt after she signed
Speaker 2: up to a very unique dating app, and she believes
Speaker 2: she found the catch of a lifetime. Wow, she just
Speaker 2: needs our help reeling them in. In your second Date Update,
Speaker 2: Next Second Date Updated. We've heard of all the usual
Speaker 2: dating apps on this segment, for Tinder and bumble Mama,
Speaker 2: hatch me you know where the guys in diapers lay
Speaker 2: on top of the giant eggs until they find their match.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but one.
Speaker 2: Of our listeners says they met a guy on an
Speaker 2: app where the male has to verify his income in
Speaker 2: order to join it.
Speaker 1: We just talked about that. We talked about the credit
Speaker 1: score dating app not long ago. This is kind of
Speaker 1: the same thing I've.
Speaker 8: Heard about an app. I guess there's a sugar baby.
Speaker 2: I think this is a little bit different than sugar babies,
Speaker 2: and it is. I don't want to judge her, even
Speaker 2: though I'm sure Brook already has one hundred. Sometimes you
Speaker 2: want what you want, and it's admirable to go after it.
Speaker 2: So let's talk to her about it a little bit.
Speaker 2: Let's welcome Asha to the show.
Speaker 3: Asha. How you doing?
Speaker 1: Hey, Heysha? Can I ask, like, do you also have
Speaker 1: to verify your salary to be on the app? Or
Speaker 1: is it only? Is this a one sided.
Speaker 2: You never ask a woman how much money she makes.
Speaker 2: That's a very weird question.
Speaker 1: Actually, if we talked about it more, there wouldn't be
Speaker 1: such a gap.
Speaker 2: Okay, whatever, I'm I apologize for that question. Let me
Speaker 2: ask you why did like signing up for an app
Speaker 2: like that? Why does it appeal to you?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 17: I was in a long distance relationship for ten years
Speaker 17: and I was the main bread winner. Yeah, so I
Speaker 17: was paying for all the things like flights, vacations, everything
Speaker 17: and it didn't work out. So now you know, I'm
Speaker 17: just reflecting, and I'm like, I want to take a
Speaker 17: step back and enjoy my life. And I honestly I
Speaker 17: want to be pampered, you know, by somebody that had me.
Speaker 17: And I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm glad we heard from you, because, you know,
Speaker 4: assuming always it's like, oh, you just probably want a
Speaker 4: guy to pay.
Speaker 8: For everything, but you got it both. You deserve the
Speaker 8: other end.
Speaker 1: You're very passionate about this app, is okay with it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like he has an account on this
Speaker 2: app already. Look, I don't necessarily feel this way, Asha,
Speaker 2: but I do feel like maybe some people listening might
Speaker 2: think that you're not in it to find real love
Speaker 2: or like a true connection, You're just in it for
Speaker 2: the easy comfort.
Speaker 3: What would you say to people that tell you that.
Speaker 17: I mean, I've had that perspective. I've been on the
Speaker 17: other side, but now you know, I'm a little older,
Speaker 17: I know my worth, and I feel like I deserve better.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So what's your range here? Like do you
Speaker 1: put in Like when you sign up for an app
Speaker 1: like this, you put it in numbers of what you're
Speaker 1: looking for instead of height restrictions.
Speaker 17: Basically, I mean, I don't know if I'm going to
Speaker 17: say the exact figure to you, but you could guess.
Speaker 3: We're just gonna assume it's in the eight figures and call.
Speaker 6: It safe.
Speaker 17: For me.
Speaker 2: So tell us about this guy that you met on
Speaker 2: the app though, because in your email you said his
Speaker 2: name is Clip.
Speaker 17: Yeah, it's Clip. It's short for Clipton.
Speaker 4: I thought it was Clippy microds won a billionaire, it says,
Speaker 4: it says in the email clip with a P.
Speaker 2: Clipton does sound like a rich guy's name, though, I will.
Speaker 3: Say I care.
Speaker 2: How did the initial conversation start, Like, I'm assuming Clipton
Speaker 2: is the one who reached out to you first.
Speaker 5: He did.
Speaker 17: Yeah, he asked me about my favorite place in the
Speaker 17: world to watch the sunset. I think because in my
Speaker 17: bio I put I have an unhealthy obsession with chasing sunset.
Speaker 1: That is wow.
Speaker 2: That is sweet.
Speaker 8: That is sweet.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 7: What's wrong with line chat GBT because.
Speaker 1: How did you answer? What did you say?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 17: So, he asked me, and I said Santorini.
Speaker 3: Oh Greece.
Speaker 17: Wow, Yeah, I'm obsessed with Greece and the Greek islands. Okay.
Speaker 17: I don't think he liked my answer.
Speaker 3: Why why not?
Speaker 17: I've never been. I've just seen pictures. You know, it
Speaker 17: looks really beautiful.
Speaker 2: Oh well, you can't. You can't answer like my favorite
Speaker 2: place to watch sunset? This is a place I've never
Speaker 2: been before.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what you've taken that.
Speaker 17: No dreams are big dreams. I want to see the world.
Speaker 1: Wait what did he say back? Why do you think
Speaker 1: he didn't like it?
Speaker 17: Maybe he thought like I wasn't on his levels, like.
Speaker 1: Oh, you haven't been to Santorini.
Speaker 2: You would like nail it on this. So can I ask,
Speaker 2: like we need to move forward? Have you met up
Speaker 2: with the guy yet?
Speaker 17: So we haven't met yet. We were just chatting online.
Speaker 17: We did exchange numbers. He asked me about if I
Speaker 17: feel okay about long distance?
Speaker 1: Oh again, you just did that for a decade, I
Speaker 1: know exactly.
Speaker 17: So I was like, I gotta be a hundred percent
Speaker 17: honest with you, like I don't want to waste your time,
Speaker 17: but I'm really looking for someone to spoil me, like
Speaker 17: I'm just being outfrod about what I want.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Well that's the right place to say that.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a bold You're putting it all on
Speaker 2: the table right there.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 17: But then he didn't respond after that, Oh so I
Speaker 17: need your home.
Speaker 8: This is weird because if he's on an app, that's.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's obviously like considering that you might be
Speaker 2: a possibility. If he's asking, are you up for a
Speaker 2: long distance relationship? So, I mean I guess I assume
Speaker 2: he's not in your same city.
Speaker 17: He's not, but I don't think that would really matter,
Speaker 17: And based on his profile, he travels a lot, so
Speaker 17: I don't think the dates would be all like set
Speaker 17: in one spot. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Can I ask when we call him, have you talked
Speaker 1: to him on the phone before.
Speaker 17: We haven't talked yet. We just exchanged numbers. But really,
Speaker 17: I'm really trying to find like a generous guy who
Speaker 17: can give me like your fun lifestyle, but I'm I
Speaker 17: need some when he's not a creep. He seems like
Speaker 17: a good date though.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, just texted it.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're like shopping for a used car,
Speaker 1: Like it depends on the looks and the price range.
Speaker 3: You know, you just bought a brand new car.
Speaker 1: Well, I know, but this one feels like it's more
Speaker 1: of a used situation.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, let's reach out to this used Honda
Speaker 2: and see if he's willing to give it a test
Speaker 2: drive with you in person.
Speaker 17: That sound great. I really just want to get a
Speaker 17: real update on the books with him and see what
Speaker 17: he's all about.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll try and set that up for you. We'll
Speaker 2: call him and get your second date update. Right after
Speaker 2: this second date update.
Speaker 3: It's funny.
Speaker 2: We don't usually do a lot of second date updates
Speaker 2: where there was no actual date that happened.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: Strangely, no one protested in studio like they normally would
Speaker 2: if that was the case.
Speaker 7: Because to focus on the I get the judgment in
Speaker 7: my head.
Speaker 2: It was a pretty interesting conversation between two people on
Speaker 2: an exclusive app for income verified individuals, and Daddy from
Speaker 2: no that it's a different thing.
Speaker 3: It's not for this case and purposes.
Speaker 2: It's class all right, from what I understood. Our listener
Speaker 2: Asha had a flirty exchange with a man named.
Speaker 3: Clip short for Clifton.
Speaker 2: They discussed their favorite sunsets and she told him hers
Speaker 2: was Santorini, even though she's never actually been there.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The screensaver on her windows background though gorgeous. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: it seems like the final straw for the guy Clip
Speaker 2: was when he asked her about doing like a potential
Speaker 2: long distance relationship, and she responded, I'm gonna be completely honest.
Speaker 2: I need a man to pamper me like no other.
Speaker 2: And that's kind of where things started to fall.
Speaker 1: It wasn't really a yes or a no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've learned that she's not really very good at
Speaker 2: answering questions directly. She kind of, you know, skirts around
Speaker 2: the outside.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 4: We all do know that she doesn't really want a
Speaker 4: long distance because she did long distance.
Speaker 1: But he travels a lot, so she you know, she
Speaker 1: you're hoping that he just flies you to wherever he.
Speaker 17: Is, right, Yeah, totally. I mean I got on the
Speaker 17: app because I was looking for somebody that had the
Speaker 17: means to travel. So I don't think it's weird that
Speaker 17: I brought it up. I don't think it's weird. I
Speaker 17: want to go see the sunset and grease.
Speaker 8: Oh not at all, though, we all do.
Speaker 3: Let's call it Clifton though. I'll show you ready to
Speaker 3: do this, Yeah, I'm ready. All right, let's reel this
Speaker 3: fish for you.
Speaker 11: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, we're looking for clip.
Speaker 2: We're clipton clippy.
Speaker 17: Clip this clip sentence us.
Speaker 2: Oh Hey, Hi, we're a radio show called Brook and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Okay, great cell line. I'm just saying this fold line even.
Speaker 2: Cells Okay, but brooks microne off for a second, please,
Speaker 2: so clip We do this segment called a set can
Speaker 2: date update on our show, and I don't know if
Speaker 2: it airs in the city that you're at. We're a
Speaker 2: nationally syndicated show, by the way, Yeah, you can look
Speaker 2: us up online. Brooke and Jeffrey were verified online worldwide.
Speaker 2: Why do you feel like I need to verify myself?
Speaker 2: He answered his own phone, by the way, and not
Speaker 2: a lot of rich.
Speaker 3: Guys answer their own phone. Are you still Are you
Speaker 3: still there?
Speaker 12: How can I help you?
Speaker 17: Guys?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Money, jeff You're right.
Speaker 2: We're doing this segment trying to help out one of
Speaker 2: our listeners. It's like a dating segment. Normally we would
Speaker 2: call people who have been on a date with this
Speaker 2: person before, but this is a little different because you've
Speaker 2: just exchanged numbers with this woman and, according to her,
Speaker 2: had a really nice conversation online.
Speaker 3: Do you remember Asha?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Oh you do?
Speaker 1: Okay, I was curious if we'd even remember who she was.
Speaker 2: That's good. We're just trying to help her get some
Speaker 2: answers because she's a little confused now that the conversation
Speaker 2: has kind of died down.
Speaker 3: It's not moving forward.
Speaker 1: She was really excited about you, yeah, and.
Speaker 2: She mentioned you two were talking and thought maybe she
Speaker 2: turned you off by saying that she's looking for a
Speaker 2: guy to pamper her. That was the last thing that
Speaker 2: she says came up.
Speaker 12: I don't I don't mind doing that for someone i'm
Speaker 12: in love with. But you know that definitely wasn't my
Speaker 12: issue with Asha.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it was your issue that she asked that,
Speaker 1: or was not your issue.
Speaker 12: It wasn't my issue.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're okay with pampering her.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, if you're going to be on a
Speaker 1: rich guy app, you probably are going to expect that
Speaker 1: is the expectation.
Speaker 8: Be really funny though you put it in. You're like,
Speaker 8: I'm a millionaire and some girls like, oh you're rich.
Speaker 8: She's like, excuse me.
Speaker 3: How dare you business?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 3: What was the issue with Asha?
Speaker 10: Then?
Speaker 12: Like I thought we had a real potential until her
Speaker 12: last message came through and then I realized she's into
Speaker 12: some things, but I'm not necessarily.
Speaker 1: Into what Santorini.
Speaker 2: The sunset on Santorini came up? Is that what you're
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 12: No, listen, I'll I'll open it up and read to
Speaker 12: you her message. It was pretty shocking.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, sorry, where is it?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 12: She said, I'm going to be one hundred honest and
Speaker 12: truthful with you on what I want, so we don't
Speaker 12: waste that time. I'm looking for someone to soil me.
Speaker 12: So right there, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, don't you think she just left the PA.
Speaker 8: Much different?
Speaker 1: I think she bet spoiled.
Speaker 12: She said it, and there's some people that are into
Speaker 12: that kind of stuff and that's just not for me,
Speaker 12: Like some people into kinks and everything, and that's just
Speaker 12: really not me.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, but.
Speaker 8: This is a specialty site.
Speaker 4: A lot of these specialties have really weird people on
Speaker 4: them that have weird interests.
Speaker 8: I can see him really.
Speaker 3: Thinking, maybe maybe she did me.
Speaker 2: But why are we even explaining this to him when
Speaker 2: we can just have Asha explain it herself. She is
Speaker 2: on the other line right now wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 3: Clip.
Speaker 8: Are you plant soil?
Speaker 1: Are you clean or soiled?
Speaker 17: Right now, I'm like, so embarrassed in you. But I mean,
Speaker 17: obviously it was a typo and then spoil me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Clip, there she is.
Speaker 17: Hey, I can't believe I wrote that. I was babysitting
Speaker 17: at the time, so I guess my hands were fully.
Speaker 12: You told me you were a cosmetics director.
Speaker 2: Cosmetics you could do block either.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I do the make up for my nieces for
Speaker 17: your elementary school plays.
Speaker 1: Oh thought you were like, wait, you have so much
Speaker 1: money in your last.
Speaker 2: Well, you're dealing with toddlers and little kids the whole time,
Speaker 2: so maybe you are kind of into soiling in a
Speaker 2: certain way.
Speaker 17: No again, I meant to say foil with the pa.
Speaker 17: I don't think you're the first person to make a type.
Speaker 13: Oh guys, can we please concentrate on the fact, Asha
Speaker 13: that you said you said makeup director and you're just
Speaker 13: helping out with the elementary school play.
Speaker 17: It's a job. I'm good at it.
Speaker 1: You get paid for it.
Speaker 17: I'm of My parents donate to me and they give
Speaker 17: me bakers after replace.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's actually more than we make here at the
Speaker 2: radio station.
Speaker 8: Brooke has been begging for a salary and cake and
Speaker 8: pie and.
Speaker 12: Like that's my issue with these sights, Like I'm trying
Speaker 12: to meet a high value woman.
Speaker 4: Oh, so everyone should be making.
Speaker 12: They need to be making a ton of money, but
Speaker 12: you know, just don't be dishonest about what they're doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feel dishonest, Sasha.
Speaker 17: Our cosmetic stricter could be anything.
Speaker 7: The one app you shouldn't have to lie on as
Speaker 7: a sugar daddy app.
Speaker 8: Keep the people are like, I'm an entrepreneur.
Speaker 1: It's like you guys, it's like I volunteer as an
Speaker 1: assistant coach for a little league. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: put baseball coach as my job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually more respected than this job that we do,
Speaker 2: So maybe you should put that down. But clip, I
Speaker 2: think Asha brings a lot of value that's not necessarily
Speaker 2: through her job title or through any money. Like her
Speaker 2: value is in her personality and what she could offer
Speaker 2: to you as like a potential good relationship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good sign that she, you know, helps kids.
Speaker 17: And yeah, an I look good in a bikini. You
Speaker 17: said that crypt In.
Speaker 3: Oh, so clearly you're seeing a little bit of value
Speaker 3: at least.
Speaker 1: I think we're really back on these sugar daddy sites.
Speaker 1: That's where we just went.
Speaker 2: Either way, we should try and bring these two together
Speaker 2: in person. You guys haven't even met up yet, And
Speaker 2: I know we can't offer like a plane ticket for
Speaker 2: you guys to fly out and meet each other, but
Speaker 2: we can't offer a gift card to a restaurant in
Speaker 2: one of your cities if you do get together.
Speaker 12: I mean I did have a conversation with her, and
Speaker 12: you know, she said she does look at a bikini,
Speaker 12: and we did get along except for the whole thing.
Speaker 2: And you know, you know that she doesn't she does
Speaker 2: not want you to soil her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're being very clear.
Speaker 12: I think I understand that now. Yeah, I mean, why not.
Speaker 12: I'd be down for it.
Speaker 5: Why not?
Speaker 1: God, you bring up one bikini picture and suddenly men
Speaker 1: have no strength anymore.
Speaker 3: You're a smart woman.
Speaker 5: Well done.
Speaker 3: You just got yourself a second day.
Speaker 17: I did it all right?
Speaker 3: Are you applauding yourself?
Speaker 8: Come on, frazy.
Speaker 18: Bhoo.
Speaker 1: I just love a good bikini.
Speaker 3: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: They say only three things in life are certain death,
Speaker 2: taxes and bikini picks, making a man lose all brain.
Speaker 1: I always forget that bikini picks one. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: have so many in my arsenal galleries and galleries of
Speaker 1: bikini picks.
Speaker 8: Wish I had a defense.
Speaker 1: This is so dumb.
Speaker 2: It is dumb, but nature it works like a charm,
Speaker 2: and it worked again today got them a second date.
Speaker 2: So if you don't have a bikini pick somewhere in
Speaker 2: your phone.
Speaker 1: That is okay, ladies, because listen, you're worth a lot
Speaker 1: more just talking brain.
Speaker 2: Ladies and men alike, both of you need to get
Speaker 2: to a two piece and snap your way to success today.
Speaker 7: You want someone to swipe up, you gotta do it.
Speaker 1: Why why are men wearing a top piece?
Speaker 2: I'll send you some photos and you'll see what WOA.
Speaker 2: But you know what, if you don't want to go
Speaker 2: the bikini photer out, that's okay.
Speaker 3: We're still willing to help you out. Email the show.
Speaker 2: We'll call that person who's not calling you back. If
Speaker 2: I had all of our second day podcast ready to
Speaker 2: get yours at Brook and.
Speaker 10: Jeffer Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: I read a crazy study the other day about love.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, it was a little bit shocking. I found
Speaker 2: five percent of successful marriages began with a friend introducing them.
Speaker 1: Oh may he That is low. A friend introduced something
Speaker 1: like physical Actually, in real life, meeting is hard anyway.
Speaker 2: So then three percent started after a wild one night
Speaker 2: hook up at a bar.
Speaker 6: That makes sense.
Speaker 1: If they wanted to hook up, wouldn't do it?
Speaker 2: Get this a whopping At ninety three point eight percent
Speaker 2: of all successful marriages began on Craigslist.
Speaker 6: Whoa, and I don't.
Speaker 2: Brook You're gonna say, well, I didn't meet my husband
Speaker 2: on Craigslist. Again, I said, sick successful marriages, So I
Speaker 2: can't wait to read about these future, healthy, successful relationships
Speaker 2: that are ready to blossom.
Speaker 3: It was that Brooks, never will you do?
Speaker 2: It's a Craigslist misconnection. It's coming up right after this
Speaker 2: CD misconnections.
Speaker 3: That everybody knows.
Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.
Speaker 2: One is digging through the free scrap barrels behind the
Speaker 2: hobby lobby when you both reach for that same piece
Speaker 2: of orange felt.
Speaker 8: Okay, I felt it.
Speaker 2: It's meant to be the others on the pages of
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Speaker 3: Beating emergency man for woman thirties emergency room.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he says, when I went through the
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Speaker 2: You might remember me, I was the balding gentleman with
Speaker 2: the four year old that had my little pony doll
Speaker 2: stuck up her nose.
Speaker 1: Oh, the whole doll.
Speaker 2: We didn't speak, but as soon as you saw me,
Speaker 2: you pointed to the lobby couches next to the other
Speaker 2: people who looked like they were dying.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like how this guy is so concerned.
Speaker 2: About his daughter in this As we waited over an
Speaker 2: hour to see a doctor. My god, I racked my
Speaker 2: brain struggling with how I would ask you out, and
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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm actually glad for that update.
Speaker 2: You don't know, says third time's the charm. I finally
Speaker 2: figured it out and went up to your desk to
Speaker 2: see if I could book an appointment with the chiropractor.
Speaker 2: You looked confused, and that's when I told you I
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Speaker 2: my spine tingles. After that, I got to see the
Speaker 2: doctor right away. Did you not want me in the
Speaker 2: lobby anymore because we'd flirt too much? Anyway, the toy
Speaker 2: came out of my daughter's nose, and I was going
Speaker 2: to give it to you as a.
Speaker 3: But your shift was over darned for her.
Speaker 2: Email me back if you see this, or I'll catch
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Speaker 2: my foot.
Speaker 1: I don't even get that.
Speaker 3: Does it feel like your foot is dead?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just be glad the daughter's Okay.
Speaker 3: That's from Terrence.
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Speaker 3: Craigslist misconnections.
Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: We've got a return player, Tyler, who has an all
Speaker 2: time record of three five and three against you all time.
Speaker 3: But his three victories on.
Speaker 2: This segment don't even matter to him, don't because his
Speaker 2: biggest game show victory ever was when he won on
Speaker 2: the Wheel of Fortune, took home seventeen thousand dollars and
Speaker 2: a trip to Flint, Michigan.
Speaker 3: Sorry the Caribbean. Caribbean.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't I.
Speaker 2: Always confuse though, to those two places.
Speaker 1: Tyler.
Speaker 3: Welcome back on to the show.
Speaker 17: I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 1: Did you take your trip?
Speaker 18: Yes, we did.
Speaker 6: That's so cool.
Speaker 1: Was the resort cool or do they put you up
Speaker 1: in like a motel six, you know.
Speaker 5: What I mean?
Speaker 21: Like, yeah, oh no, they were cool. We got to
Speaker 21: stop at like four different ports, including Disney's Private Island,
Speaker 21: and we got unlimited drinks food. It was awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh almost what you get for places?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, even though you've been on Wheel of Fortune,
Speaker 2: you're way more excited to be on our game show.
Speaker 17: Right.
Speaker 21: Oh that's all that matters, right now, there we go.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I'd like to buy a vowel sure that
Speaker 7: we'll be done.
Speaker 3: We will send you to Flint, Michigan if you will, So,
Speaker 3: don't buy an egg I know, okay, by don't buy a's.
Speaker 2: If you play Wheel of Fortune, Brooks leaving the studio
Speaker 2: and Tyler, you know, the game works thirty seconds to
Speaker 2: answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say past, but
Speaker 3: you have to beat her outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 17: I'm ready?
Speaker 2: Good, look, my man, your time starts now. Johnny Cash
Speaker 2: was born on this day in nineteen thirty two. Was
Speaker 2: that his real name or stage name? A Penta decagon
Speaker 2: is a shape with how many sides? What is the
Speaker 2: study of fossils called archaelogie Pharah Fawcet, Kate Jackson, and
Speaker 2: Jacqueline Smith were the original actresses to be featured in
Speaker 2: What seventies TV?
Speaker 3: Show?
Speaker 2: In Which decade did seat belts become mandatory in cars?
Speaker 21: Nineteen eighty?
Speaker 3: How many dice are used in an official game of
Speaker 3: YACHTZI five?
Speaker 2: Speed demon Tyler blowing through those questions, Well done, Brooks.
Speaker 3: Coming back into the studio, Brook, Tyler was really fast.
Speaker 1: I know he's already been chosen for like major game shows.
Speaker 1: To get picked to go up is a big deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to have your stuff together, so be honest, Tyler.
Speaker 2: Do you ever brag to your friends whenever you beat Brook?
Speaker 2: Are you the humble winning type?
Speaker 21: I don't like the rag in front of people too much?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you think does a better job hosting game shows?
Speaker 1: Pat Say Jack or Jeffrey de Bo?
Speaker 5: I think I think Jeffery.
Speaker 21: He's got more personality and swaggle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did I have that swaggle.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Doctor has to check it out though, so you probably
Speaker 3: to get that swagger. Yeah again, that's why you're coughing.
Speaker 3: Brook answer some questions here? You ready?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Broke clear?
Speaker 3: Good to go there?
Speaker 2: It is your time starts now. Johnny Cash was born
Speaker 2: on this day in nineteen thirty two. Was that his
Speaker 2: real name or stage name?
Speaker 1: Real name?
Speaker 2: Pentadecagon is a shape with how many sides nine? What's
Speaker 2: the study of fossils called archaeology? Pharah Fawcet Carrot, Kate Jackson,
Speaker 2: and Jacqueline Smith were the original actresses to all be
Speaker 2: featured in What seventies.
Speaker 1: TV Showslie's Angels?
Speaker 18: In?
Speaker 2: Which decade did seat belts become mandatory in cars?
Speaker 1: Eighties?
Speaker 2: How many dice are used in an official game of
Speaker 2: YACHTZI five?
Speaker 3: What drinks? Famous slogans simply oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, mountain dew. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Let's go to the scoreboard. It's just so terrible. Let's
Speaker 3: go to the answers and see how you did with jose.
Speaker 4: Hey, Tyler, you've got a lot of questions and very impressive,
Speaker 4: but you only got one of those questions correct?
Speaker 1: Oh yikes?
Speaker 17: Boy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, quantity not quality.
Speaker 8: I mean speed is the name here, but Brook huh
Speaker 8: three corrects?
Speaker 2: It wasn't enough today, Tyler, All right, record goes to three,
Speaker 2: six and three all time. Let's go over to the
Speaker 2: answers for everybody. Johnny Cash born on this day in
Speaker 2: nineteen thirty two. That was his real given name, Johnny Cash.
Speaker 1: You can't have that much swagger without that being your
Speaker 1: real thoughts. Swaggle, swaggle too.
Speaker 2: Pezza decagon is a shape with fifteen different side whoa
Speaker 2: pentas five ten fifteen. The study of fossils is called
Speaker 2: palaeontology cross from Friends would be so mad at you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, archaeology is people Farah Fawcet.
Speaker 2: Kate Jackson and Jacqueline Smith were the original actresses on
Speaker 2: Charlie's Angels. In the seventies, seatbelts became mandatory in cars.
Speaker 2: In the nineteen sixties. Households There's five dice used an
Speaker 2: official game of yacht see and oh yeah who says,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, we'll break.
Speaker 3: The wall.
Speaker 5: Exactly.
Speaker 7: Sorry, sorry, yeah.
Speaker 2: Not right anyway, Tyler. Sorry, it wasn't enough to beat
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Speaker 2: Better than theeventeen grand in the trip to the Caribbean
Speaker 2: that you won on Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 21: Yeah, yeah, I gotta get that yoga from all the
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Speaker 1: Out, all right, So now that you lost, what are
Speaker 1: you going to do next?
Speaker 21: Just go add another drink, have another drink there?
Speaker 2: All right, Yle, thanks for playing man. We'll have you
Speaker 2: back anytime. Thank you.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be on Brooks back same time tomorrow
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.