Speaker 1: God, it's so thirsty when podcasters like beg you to follow,
Speaker 1: like subscribe. I would never do that. Y That is
Speaker 1: gives me the eck.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, the full show starts right now.
Speaker 2: The information that I'm about to say could change the
Speaker 2: lives of my co host Brooke and Alexis forever Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning. And you may have already
Speaker 2: seen this because it came across on TikTok. But if
Speaker 2: you don't know about it, you need to. It's a
Speaker 2: Costco hack that people are freaking out over.
Speaker 1: A Costco give it to me.
Speaker 2: Almost all of America didn't know that this existed either.
Speaker 2: So you know those like big boxes of assorted like
Speaker 2: Costco cookies, yeah where Yeah, you give the kids the
Speaker 2: oatmeal raisin ones, give their significant other the macadamias, and
Speaker 2: then you hoard all the chocolate chips for yourself.
Speaker 1: It's really the only ones that anybody.
Speaker 2: Wants, right, But one Costco member just figured out that
Speaker 2: you can call the bakery ahead of time and ask
Speaker 2: for them to be frozen, which you can easily just
Speaker 2: heat up in the microwave. And if you do that,
Speaker 2: you can get an extra large box of one hundred
Speaker 2: and twenty cookies for just thirty dollars.
Speaker 3: Why is the Costco Bakery so magical, Like it's a
Speaker 3: place where you just drop the name off and then
Speaker 3: suddenly you have a cake with your name on.
Speaker 2: I think the Keebler elves actually work in the Costco Bakery.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 2: So with those one hundred and twenty cookies like those
Speaker 2: could possibly last you the entire year if you want.
Speaker 1: That's funny cookt or maybe a.
Speaker 2: A solid week in Brooks House, yes, or you know
Speaker 2: they'd be great for parties. Is unclear if you can
Speaker 2: request just one type of cookie for the whole pack,
Speaker 2: like if you only want a chocolate chip?
Speaker 3: Are you saying that you're volunteering me? Is tribute to
Speaker 3: try out? You sure have different combinations.
Speaker 2: We can get one hundred percent report back to us.
Speaker 1: Okay, you mean one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 2: And they don't put these giant bar is out on
Speaker 2: the floor. This is something that you have to call
Speaker 2: in order, so it's like a secret.
Speaker 1: Imagine the chaos that would ensue as you walk out
Speaker 1: with your cookies. Everyone is going to be asking you
Speaker 1: where did you get him? How did you get him,
Speaker 1: you're going to be like a celebrity.
Speaker 2: It's totally chaos. It's just like scores of applause. As
Speaker 2: you might check out. Everybody is cheering for you. So
Speaker 2: you are welcome for the hot tip. This is the
Speaker 2: type of news that the listeners want from us.
Speaker 1: Improve Lives.
Speaker 2: Yes, really, this and the sweet sound of throats getting
Speaker 2: sapped in the shock collar question of the day. We're
Speaker 2: gonna send it over to Digital Jake for it. Give
Speaker 2: it to us Jakes.
Speaker 4: At first glance, you wouldn't think this room would be
Speaker 4: full of hardened criminals, but according to the Highway Patrol,
Speaker 4: that's exactly what we have here.
Speaker 5: Do they count?
Speaker 4: They count that Brooke is wanted in four counties for
Speaker 4: using emergency vehicle lanes as her personal VIP expressway.
Speaker 2: It's just a bus lane, an emergency bus lane.
Speaker 4: Alexis has accidentally admitted to car insurance frauds seven times
Speaker 4: this year alone. Nobody listens, and Jeffrey's driver's license hasn't
Speaker 4: been renewed since the Bush administration the first one. But
Speaker 4: your lives of reckless roadway crimes might come in handy
Speaker 4: today as you tackle the top twenty excuses people use
Speaker 4: to get out of a speeding ticket. In another round
Speaker 4: of plenty of twenty, let's start today with the guy
Speaker 4: who looks like the dollar store version of NASCAR's Chase Elliott.
Speaker 4: That's young Jeffrey. Jeffrey Top twenty excuses people used to
Speaker 4: get out of a speeding ticket.
Speaker 2: I guess if I'm gonna steal a tip from the
Speaker 2: movie Tommy Boy, you have to get out of your
Speaker 2: car screaming in order to pull it off. But the
Speaker 2: bees in the car.
Speaker 6: Bee.
Speaker 4: Bees in the car. Yeah, you saw bugs or fighters
Speaker 4: in the car and you're driving past to get away
Speaker 4: from it. That's number twelve on the list. All right,
Speaker 4: Jeffrey's off the board. Alexis, it's your turn.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 7: I actually got my first speeding ticket ever because I
Speaker 7: had a piece so bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I told him that he didn't care. So anyways,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 4: You have to go to the bathroom, Jane, I have
Speaker 4: to go to the bathroom. Number five on my list.
Speaker 4: We're two for two. It's Jose's turn, Okay.
Speaker 8: Can I just say emergency?
Speaker 2: Okay? Then there's an.
Speaker 4: Emergency medical emergency number two on the list.
Speaker 1: Brook I hate this list.
Speaker 3: I do like because I had never gotten out of
Speaker 3: a speeding ticket.
Speaker 1: The first speeding ticket I got, I was sixteen years old.
Speaker 3: The night before I was literally at the hospital with
Speaker 3: my friend because she had a brain tumor.
Speaker 2: Oh true story likely story true.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 3: I told the cop that, and I said I'm so
Speaker 3: sorry I was late for school, and he did not care.
Speaker 1: Oh ball, I still gave me a ticket.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's probably all the open bottles of beer in
Speaker 2: the car.
Speaker 1: Sixteen. I think I'm just gonna say I'm late for
Speaker 1: work school.
Speaker 4: Late for work's number four on the list. Yeah, there
Speaker 4: are other late fours on here. Let's go back to
Speaker 4: Jeffrey at the top of the list.
Speaker 2: The last time I got pulled over, I was bringing
Speaker 2: a Philly cheese steak home and I told the officer
Speaker 2: I didn't want it to get cold and mushy by
Speaker 2: the time I got back to ate it, so I
Speaker 2: had to go a little quicker.
Speaker 4: It's time sensitive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't work, but I think it's a valid excuse
Speaker 2: bringing home hot food. You don't want it to get cold.
Speaker 5: When I was sixteen.
Speaker 2: On the list, Alexis.
Speaker 7: I don't know if it's on there. But I think
Speaker 7: this should count. Is a legit excuse when you sneeze
Speaker 7: while you're driving. You know, I feel like you swear
Speaker 7: like things happened when you sneeze, and I think you
Speaker 7: should be able to get.
Speaker 2: A ticket sneeze and spent and tail game, because.
Speaker 1: Anything could happen in that second.
Speaker 6: Your Wow, I'm like sneezing, Jake.
Speaker 2: Let me be clear.
Speaker 4: You're going with just prolonged sneezing enough to speed and
Speaker 4: then for them to pull you over.
Speaker 1: Like three times in a row.
Speaker 2: It was a harrowing half of a second, Jake, don't downplay.
Speaker 7: It's like an allergy attack.
Speaker 4: Sneeze attack not on the list. I'm sorry, did try that?
Speaker 4: Let me know if that works. I put that on
Speaker 4: the list for next time. Jose, it's back to you.
Speaker 8: I think to play it safe. I mean, you said
Speaker 8: there were more late excuses, So what if it's I'm late.
Speaker 8: I'm late for a very important date, a date.
Speaker 4: Late for a date number seventeen on the list I'm
Speaker 4: holding on to do you know who?
Speaker 2: I am just below hot food?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: When I was in college in Montana, there was no
Speaker 3: speed of it, believe it or not, and I would
Speaker 3: say that part of the reason is because I was
Speaker 3: listening to really fast music.
Speaker 4: Jake, Oh, listening to super fast music did not make
Speaker 4: our list.
Speaker 2: Totally makes you speed.
Speaker 4: Dough, Brooke and Alexis are out so far, we're down
Speaker 4: to Jose and Jeffrey. Jeffrey, it's back to you. The
Speaker 4: number one answer.
Speaker 2: Is still on the board.
Speaker 4: Number one, number one, three, six, and seven on the board.
Speaker 2: Well, you probably should, like if you're getting caught speeding,
Speaker 2: you need to tell the officer. My dad doesn't think
Speaker 2: that I'm manly enough, so I had a speed to
Speaker 2: prove to him my masculinity.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like that would actually work?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they get it. They understand you need to
Speaker 2: impress yourself. Trying to win your father's love. Did not
Speaker 2: make the list. I'm sorry, jeff That means Jose is
Speaker 2: the winner. Let me go over the let's see what
Speaker 2: you guys. Miss number one didn't see the speed limit.
Speaker 2: That's not it.
Speaker 4: Ah didn't know I was speeding, just general ignorance. Number three,
Speaker 4: everyone else was going the same speed. Number seven six,
Speaker 4: I'm lost and not familiar with the roads. I sped
Speaker 4: up trying to avoid an accident. Late for an interview.
Speaker 4: Late to pick up or drop off my kid. Jose
Speaker 4: didn't see the sign was number ten. Okay, pedometer broken,
Speaker 4: Late for court, late for the doctor.
Speaker 1: Late to meet friends.
Speaker 4: I'm very upset heading to a funeral. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 4: missed my turner exit number twenty. I saw there were
Speaker 4: aliens on the news. I was listening to orson Wells
Speaker 4: and I had to get out of town. That was
Speaker 4: plenty of twenty.
Speaker 2: All right, Jose is the king of police excuses, so
Speaker 2: he's gonna choose to get shot, and they're going to
Speaker 2: be saying firework by Katie Perry. Who is it, Jose,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pick Alexis.
Speaker 7: Go ahead, Alexis, because Baybe, you're a fee you work.
Speaker 2: Your word. That's a shot.
Speaker 6: Got the question of the day brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: When it comes to hosting TV game shows, one of
Speaker 2: the most prestigious ones that people want to be associated.
Speaker 1: With, Oh god wow, yeah.
Speaker 2: Got the top tier prices ride Jeopardy the Fortune for sure,
Speaker 2: Then you got to go down to the second tier
Speaker 2: like family Feud. Let's make a deal, Hollywood squares.
Speaker 4: For me?
Speaker 1: What about the grocery store sweep?
Speaker 2: One may then you get to the lower tiers like
Speaker 2: guess that smell? And who wants to Fight a polar Bear?
Speaker 2: But turns out that's still not the bottom. There's a
Speaker 2: game show on an even lower tier of dignity where
Speaker 2: contestants play trivia against a pretentious no it all radio
Speaker 2: host who mops you the entire time for being poorer
Speaker 2: and less attractive than she is.
Speaker 3: The only thing I argue in that statement is the
Speaker 3: pretentious line.
Speaker 2: And it happens right here on this radio station. So
Speaker 2: tune in for the lowest tier of game show when
Speaker 2: we play. Coming up right now, we're welcome into brand
Speaker 2: new play to win Brooks Bucks today. Her name is Gaya.
Speaker 2: She is a stay at home mom with two kids,
Speaker 2: ages one and seven, and shockingly, she says the one
Speaker 2: year old is actually harder.
Speaker 1: Brook Oh shocking the seven year old than the seven
Speaker 1: year old.
Speaker 3: That means she did her job right, Oh, you know,
Speaker 3: like if they're self sufficient at seven, you're doing something correct.
Speaker 2: Wow. Congratulation. We don't get a lot of good moms
Speaker 2: on the show. Ya.
Speaker 9: How you doing wonderful?
Speaker 5: How are you all right?
Speaker 1: What do you think the highlight of your day is
Speaker 1: going to be? Today outside of this.
Speaker 9: Moment, probably beating Brook.
Speaker 2: That's the thing she told our producer before she came on,
Speaker 2: that she is definitely gonna win today, which most people
Speaker 2: don't say that. They kind of play it coy, like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe Brook will have an off day.
Speaker 2: Not Gaya, She's coming in hot and coffee. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: and giggly too. So let's send Brook out of the
Speaker 2: studio and Gay, we're gonna go over the rules really quick.
Speaker 2: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you could say past. But
Speaker 2: you have to beat Brook outright if you want to win.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: All right? Good luck? Your time starts now. On this day,
Speaker 2: the twenty second Amendment was ratified, limiting a US president
Speaker 2: to how many terms two? What two colors make? Purple?
Speaker 9: Red, and blue?
Speaker 2: The Bearing strait separates Alaska from which country?
Speaker 9: Uh past?
Speaker 2: There were three foods rationed in England to start World
Speaker 2: War two? Name one of them?
Speaker 10: Potatoes?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: Snap, snow and shelling are all types of what vegetable?
Speaker 2: What is the plural form of the word cactus Roman
Speaker 2: reigns is associated with which entertainment Sport.
Speaker 9: Olympics.
Speaker 2: All right, well done, Gaya Brook's gonna come back into
Speaker 2: the studio. And it says on my screener here that
Speaker 2: Gaya was a jet engine mechanic in the Navy. What
Speaker 2: was that like?
Speaker 10: It was amazing?
Speaker 9: Really, traveling the world on the flight deck was incredible.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you ever worried about like not
Speaker 3: fixing something totally correctly?
Speaker 5: You have no idea.
Speaker 9: It's crazy that people would fly these planes after I
Speaker 9: fix them.
Speaker 2: She's crossing her fingers every time it takes off, Like.
Speaker 1: Duct tape is duct tape?
Speaker 2: Why do I have three screws left?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, broke your up? Are you ready?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. On this day, the twenty second
Speaker 2: Amendment was ratified, limiting a US president to how many terms?
Speaker 2: What two colors make?
Speaker 1: Purple, red, and blue?
Speaker 2: The Bearing Strait separates Alaska from which country Russia. There
Speaker 2: were three foods rationed in England to start World War two?
Speaker 2: Name one of them? U meat, snap, snow, and shelling
Speaker 2: are all types of what vegetable?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 1: Peace?
Speaker 2: What is the plural form of the word cactus? Cactus
Speaker 2: Roman reigns is associated with which entertainment sport. This is
Speaker 2: going to be a one today. I feel like the
Speaker 2: two moms squaring off against each other. We're gonna go
Speaker 2: to the scoreboard with Jose the ugliest dog in the world.
Speaker 2: Mister happy Yay, Gaya, you.
Speaker 1: Got four correct, you are gonna fire girl.
Speaker 2: A good game.
Speaker 8: Well done, Brook, Yep, the same amount of questions and
Speaker 8: even playing field and five.
Speaker 2: Man chess wasn't quite enough today, Gay, I'm sorry. Let's
Speaker 2: go over the answers real quick. On this day, the
Speaker 2: twenty second Amendment was ratified, limiting a US president to
Speaker 2: two terms. There are presidents that have gone more than
Speaker 2: two terms.
Speaker 1: But that's before it was ratified.
Speaker 2: Okay. The two colors that make purple are red and blue.
Speaker 2: The bearing straight separates Alaska from Russia. There were three
Speaker 2: foods ration in England at the start of World War Two. Butter, sugar,
Speaker 2: and bacon not give you just me snap snow and
Speaker 2: are all types of ps. The plural form of cactuses,
Speaker 2: cacti and roman reigns is associated with the WWE wrestling
Speaker 2: So Gaya, unfortunately can't give you any money. You didn't
Speaker 2: beat Brooke, but just for playing you do win a
Speaker 2: twenty five dollars Disney gift card valid at any Disney resort,
Speaker 2: theme park, or online in the Disney store.
Speaker 3: Who all right, Yeah, I mean you did great and
Speaker 3: you can fix really complicated things.
Speaker 9: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 8: So I just learned if a group of priuses hit
Speaker 8: a field of cactuses, it would be a bunch of
Speaker 8: pre i.
Speaker 2: Hit a bunch of cacti.
Speaker 1: Oh, I like it all right.
Speaker 2: Someone spike Tose's coffee this morning. I don't know where
Speaker 2: from what the hell is going on? We're online blown
Speaker 2: in here, gaya, thank you so much for.
Speaker 6: Playing freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: A lot of listeners will come on our show and
Speaker 2: want to confess a secret that they've been keeping for months,
Speaker 2: for years, or centuries even woll hundreds of years?
Speaker 9: Do that?
Speaker 2: A secret that they're great great great great grandfather swore
Speaker 2: that the whole family.
Speaker 1: Would take to It's gonna be a secret of longevity, damn.
Speaker 2: Because you know, they just couldn't take the guilt anymore.
Speaker 2: But the guy on the phone right now couldn't even
Speaker 2: wait a full twenty four hours to unload his confession.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, because he found out the true story
Speaker 2: about how his parents really met and they've been lying
Speaker 2: about it for years. Okay, now we're all gonna hear
Speaker 2: it coming up in a brand new mass speaker. You
Speaker 2: don't hear me, concession, I can't take.
Speaker 6: Back, earl arms.
Speaker 2: Mouse speaker texta sevent eighty five nine who says, I
Speaker 2: eat cereal by spooning it into my mouth dry, then
Speaker 2: sipping oat milk from a glass. Trust me, it's the
Speaker 2: best way. You'll never have another soggy corn flake in
Speaker 2: your life.
Speaker 1: Myself, I just I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: No, I'm actually the same. But with steak, I popped
Speaker 2: the meat in my mouth raw, then stick a big
Speaker 2: lighter down there, cook it on my tongue till it's perfect,
Speaker 2: drop a tab of butter on top, and just swallow.
Speaker 2: Best way to eat steak. Yeah, yeah, I'm feeling fancy.
Speaker 2: But the best way to confess your secrets is anonymously
Speaker 2: right here on the mass speaker. And that's what today's
Speaker 2: caller wants to do, using the fake name John So John,
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, Gump, how do you like your steak?
Speaker 6: John? Medium?
Speaker 11: Rare, But I wouldn't stick a lighter in my mouth.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't have to do it for very long with
Speaker 1: medium rare, So that's good.
Speaker 2: Gordon Ramsey would disagree with you, John, but that's okay.
Speaker 2: Voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever
Speaker 2: you're ready. Let's hear your confession.
Speaker 9: Okay.
Speaker 11: Well, and I hope this is okay, but it's actually
Speaker 11: I heard a confession from my mom recently.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you meant on the show, Like, what
Speaker 3: did the voice changer not work?
Speaker 2: Your mom told you a secret recently and you want
Speaker 2: to share it?
Speaker 11: Yeah, she told the family a secret. Yeah, I kind
Speaker 11: of feel like I have to share it.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, let's get the juicy gossip from the family.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 11: Okay, So for the last what forty years, apparently she's
Speaker 11: been lying to the family about how she really met
Speaker 11: my dad.
Speaker 2: Oh, the whole origin story.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean that makes sense, Like, you know, you
Speaker 1: never go to a wedding and they're actually like, so
Speaker 1: we were both wasted.
Speaker 7: Yeah, all my friends said they'll never tell they met
Speaker 7: on dating apps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's so common. It's so funny.
Speaker 2: How did they say that they met? Like originally they said, like.
Speaker 11: We've always heard this story about how they met randomly
Speaker 11: at a minor league baseball game. Okay, in terms of
Speaker 11: that was completely a lie. It was a total lie.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, was it majors?
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 11: So the real story is that when my mom was
Speaker 11: in her early twenties.
Speaker 2: I think her fun days.
Speaker 11: Yeah, she has to go to a grandmother's funeral, my
Speaker 11: my great grandmother I never met.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I already don't like where this is going.
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, I mean neither. They were at
Speaker 11: the memorial service, and the pastor was apparently this tiny
Speaker 11: old man with the with the squeaky voice and a
Speaker 11: corner my mom, he would sting random words in the
Speaker 11: middle of speaking, like Vanna was was my great grandmother's name,
Speaker 11: Like Vanna was a oneonderful soul?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. The guy that works at the grocery
Speaker 2: store by me who does that, and it is hilarious.
Speaker 1: He's still alive because I want to hire him for
Speaker 1: my funeral.
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, And so my mom started to.
Speaker 2: Laugh during the during the ceremony.
Speaker 11: Yeah, during the ceremony. You know, he's like, Susannah will
Speaker 11: be deeply missed by her father, and she's like, my
Speaker 11: mom's cracking out apparently, Okay.
Speaker 2: She kind of nice.
Speaker 9: She can smile.
Speaker 2: Well, unless you're the only person laughing in the entire place,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: But sometimes when you're so like there's so much emotion,
Speaker 1: sometimes just any emotion getting it out as good.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but I think according to a story, at least she
Speaker 11: tried to stifle laugh and she sort of couldn't.
Speaker 1: It makes it always worse. She want to laugh.
Speaker 11: More, Yeah, And so she ran outside and when she
Speaker 11: got outside, she really bursted a laughter. And she's got
Speaker 11: a guy out there who'd done the exact same thing,
Speaker 11: who couldn't take it and have run out. And they
Speaker 11: both found it too funny, and they were just cracking
Speaker 11: up next to each other outside.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cute. Is that your dad?
Speaker 11: Yeah? And so they start chatting and they end up
Speaker 11: taking a walk around the cemetery to calm down, I guess,
Speaker 11: and somehow they they they wound up swooling around in
Speaker 11: a mausoleum.
Speaker 1: Oh, she included these details and retelling you.
Speaker 2: Did your mom have when she told this story?
Speaker 3: I mean, way to go, mom, but also like.
Speaker 11: Yeah, like no wonder you kept it from anyway. So
Speaker 11: nearly afterwards they went back out and rejoined the group
Speaker 11: that was, you know, at the burial site, and they
Speaker 11: made sure to stay separate so that nobody saw.
Speaker 1: Their hair's all tossled.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Why.
Speaker 7: Was here her grandma's funeral?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 11: I guess I think he knew her from some business relationship.
Speaker 11: He knew my great grandmother to work.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the confession is they aren't cousins or anything.
Speaker 11: Yeah crasher right, But they were too nervous to tell
Speaker 11: that story to anyone, and my dad was too, you
Speaker 11: know when they got engaged and married, so they made
Speaker 11: up this thing about meeting in a baseball games.
Speaker 1: Really cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean for the mom and the dad, that's cute.
Speaker 2: How did you feel and your your family feel when
Speaker 2: you heard that story?
Speaker 6: We were shocked?
Speaker 9: I was. I was.
Speaker 11: I I think like my jaw was actually open the
Speaker 11: whole time.
Speaker 2: Do you have more respect for your mother now?
Speaker 1: He definitely braveyards.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 11: You know, my uncle was there yesterday. He was laughing
Speaker 11: okay last night because apparently he knew the whole time.
Speaker 2: He was watching the door guarding it at the.
Speaker 11: Mazle that apparently turned out of the story of how
Speaker 11: I was born.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you were conceived? Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, and my great grandmother's funeral.
Speaker 3: Okay, have you always had a dark sense of humor
Speaker 3: or do you feel your great grandmother, you know, when
Speaker 3: one life goes, another life was created, maybe her spirit
Speaker 3: like in some way I wouldn't use.
Speaker 2: That she's embodying your soul.
Speaker 1: He's having a hard time.
Speaker 2: All right. Wow, that is quite the confessed. You feel
Speaker 2: better getting that off of your chest?
Speaker 11: Yeah, a little better shower.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what a surprise you were.
Speaker 10: I can tell that.
Speaker 2: Wow. Text in seventy eight five nine two your story.
Speaker 2: We would love to hear anything like that or a
Speaker 2: confession you've been holding on to. We can hide your identity,
Speaker 2: mask your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.
Speaker 2: Your phone TAP's coming up right after.
Speaker 6: This frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Woman went on a trip with her boyfriend and she
Speaker 2: was not happy when she got home. The reason she
Speaker 2: realized she left a personal item in their hotel room
Speaker 2: and she is desperately hoping the maid service didn't throw
Speaker 2: it out or take it or whatever. Luckily, we have
Speaker 2: just the person to help her with this issue, the happiest,
Speaker 2: most pleasant, positive guy I know, our resident hotel manager,
Speaker 2: Jose and you know he likes to get through stressful
Speaker 2: situations by making people laugh, and we all know the
Speaker 2: best laughs, of course, are from puns. You it's your
Speaker 2: phone tap right now?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 8: How was your trip? Was it off the train? I'm sorry,
Speaker 8: my name is Michael. I'm actually calling you from hotels
Speaker 8: you recently stayed with us?
Speaker 2: Is that correct?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So, Julia, how was your trip? Was it off the train?
Speaker 8: Get it instead of saying chane because you were traveling?
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean, I don't know. It's funny, it's funny,
Speaker 2: even it again? All right, Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 8: Listen, I got a message on my desk that you
Speaker 8: left a bag here, a personal item, and you wanted
Speaker 8: us to look for it.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I did. I left my make get back
Speaker 6: there a makeup bag.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, let me write that down. So I'm
Speaker 2: you know, I just just trying to cheer you up.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you miss your bag.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean there's extensive stuff in there.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna have Johnny look in the back for it.
Speaker 8: But while he's doing that, let me do a quick
Speaker 8: survey with you about the hotel.
Speaker 2: That's okay, but I have to Well, it won't take long.
Speaker 2: Trust me, and it's way better than the hold music.
Speaker 6: You know, birder.
Speaker 2: All right, we don't really have farts, but.
Speaker 10: I just want to get my back.
Speaker 9: I'm not trying to got it, got it?
Speaker 2: This would be super quick. First question, how did your
Speaker 2: cell phone work in the room?
Speaker 10: What do you mean?
Speaker 8: You know, like, did you have to go downstairs because
Speaker 8: they had reception there?
Speaker 6: I had reception in the room.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you don't get it. Reception lobby. It's
Speaker 2: a pun. It's another way snuck it in on you.
Speaker 10: What's going on?
Speaker 9: Is this a real survey?
Speaker 10: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Yes, it absolutely is.
Speaker 8: Next question, when you were here, did you notice the
Speaker 8: Instagram conference going on?
Speaker 10: I know, No I didn't.
Speaker 2: Ah, okay, I'll write that.
Speaker 8: Yeah that makes sense because you you would have seen
Speaker 8: the signs directing you.
Speaker 2: It would have said follow me.
Speaker 10: Wait for you to get it.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is, it is.
Speaker 8: It's another pun Instagram follow me.
Speaker 5: It's just like your personal comedy hour or something.
Speaker 10: I just want to get my freaking makeup bag.
Speaker 2: No, they're still looking for it.
Speaker 8: But first, did you notice any sounds coming from the
Speaker 8: pipes when you use the restroom?
Speaker 10: Better be dumb? Pun again? I swear to God.
Speaker 8: No, I'm only asking the question because recently our plumbing
Speaker 8: system went on strike. It wouldn't pipe down until it
Speaker 8: was treated with respect.
Speaker 6: All right, this is getting very advocated.
Speaker 10: I don't care about these times. I just want my
Speaker 10: freaking bag pipe down.
Speaker 2: No, not you piped down. I'm talking about the joke.
Speaker 10: Okay, look, you're wasting my time here.
Speaker 5: Why don't you just email me if you find my bag,
Speaker 5: because I don't want to do this anymore.
Speaker 8: Absolutely, we could email you currently ours is in therapy.
Speaker 8: What Yeah, our email had attachment issues?
Speaker 1: Wow, is extremely unprofessional.
Speaker 4: My son?
Speaker 2: Attachment?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I heard you, and it was really stupid, really.
Speaker 2: Stupid, so stupid, just like your boyfriend Tony. Let me say,
Speaker 2: he loves loves stupid jokes.
Speaker 10: What does he have to do with this? Why are
Speaker 10: you bringing up my boyfriend?
Speaker 8: Oh, Tony's the one who set you up for this
Speaker 8: prank phone call. This is actually Jose from Brick and
Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: We're doing a phone down.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Tony wanted us to prank you and
Speaker 8: tell you that you're his butter half.
Speaker 2: Get it, butter? Is it funny? When I explain it?
Speaker 8: But hopefully this call made you blush.
Speaker 5: You know, it's funny not you.
Speaker 2: Hopefully we didn't mass scarea you.
Speaker 1: Just I'm pretty sure, she ungu.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3: The weak up every morning was fun tabs weekday mornings
Speaker 3: on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: A lot of us say that we would do anything
Speaker 2: for our best friends. Yeah, but is there a limit?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Probably.
Speaker 3: You guys are so quick to say yes, you know, okay, well.
Speaker 2: Donate a kidney if it's healthy. I mean, there's not
Speaker 2: for me, for no limit. I'm always there to lend
Speaker 2: a hands, sometimes two or three, depending on what type
Speaker 2: of job it is that they want me to. But
Speaker 2: you know, not all friends are as generous as I am.
Speaker 2: One of my listeners has read her limit with her
Speaker 2: friend because they just asked her to be a part
Speaker 2: of the biggest moment of their romantic life. While she's
Speaker 2: definitely excited for him, she knows she absolutely cannot be
Speaker 2: a part of it. And you're gonna hear why. She
Speaker 2: needs help putting her foot down in a brand new
Speaker 2: awkward Tuesday phone call right after this, It's awkward.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 6: It's awkward. Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 2: My co host know me and a lot about my
Speaker 2: dating life, and one of the things that I request
Speaker 2: most when I put out the ads is something called
Speaker 2: the third wheel. Now, that might mean something different the
Speaker 2: way that I'm proposing it, So let's just put that
Speaker 2: idea off to the side and you can all envision
Speaker 2: what that means later.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm an I come back to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm all right.
Speaker 2: Well that's your last But anyway, what I want to
Speaker 2: talk about today are the traditional third wheels in a relationship,
Speaker 2: because one of our listeners, Rochelle, says she's dealing with
Speaker 2: an extreme case of quote third wheelism. Uh oh, I'm
Speaker 2: not even quite sure what that is, but she's on
Speaker 2: the phone to explain it to us and how it
Speaker 2: relates to the awkward phone call that she wants to make.
Speaker 2: So let's talk to her. Rachelle, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 9: Hi, thank you guys.
Speaker 10: Are you a.
Speaker 8: Wheel or are you always on dates where a wheel
Speaker 8: shows up?
Speaker 9: No, I'm the wheel.
Speaker 1: The more we say this analogy, it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: Why is there two wheels? I mean, were we only
Speaker 1: riding bikes?
Speaker 2: It was bicycles?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very old, kay, Michae.
Speaker 2: I don't like the way that you said it so defeated,
Speaker 2: like you're the wheel, like be proud.
Speaker 9: To be the wheel?
Speaker 10: Yeah you.
Speaker 1: Who are you third wheeling all the time?
Speaker 9: I'm third wheeling with my friend Darren. We've been super
Speaker 9: close for a few years now and it's always been platonics,
Speaker 9: but we do hang out all the time.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, And he's got a new girlfriend boyfriend.
Speaker 9: Yeah, like two years ago, Darren mets from when I've
Speaker 9: music festival and I was actually there too. Her name
Speaker 9: is Ada, and she's awesome, Like, oh.
Speaker 3: Get with girls, especially when like the new girl too,
Speaker 3: isn't jealous, Like it's all what a great, healthy place
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 2: Do you approve of his new girl?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, she's the best And the last couple of
Speaker 9: years their relationship has just been like moving and it's
Speaker 9: been positive and great between them. And I know this
Speaker 9: sounds weird to other people, but I've been on like
Speaker 9: a lot of their days with them.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Okay, that's a little unusual, like that.
Speaker 3: Group hangouts like just they're at a romantic dinner and
Speaker 3: then you're sitting sitting there too.
Speaker 9: The thing is we're like all hanging out at their apartments,
Speaker 9: and then if they're going to dinner, they'll just be like, hey, Rashall,
Speaker 9: why don't you come with us?
Speaker 2: You know, we'd love to have you.
Speaker 8: Okay, almost almost feel bad to like not invite your friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, come with us.
Speaker 7: You can say like we want a night alone, you
Speaker 7: don't want to date night.
Speaker 10: See that's the problem.
Speaker 9: They never say that. Okay, I'll be like no thing,
Speaker 9: I'm fine and whatever, but they're like super adamant. They're like,
Speaker 9: please on, it'll be fun, and so I end up
Speaker 9: going with them.
Speaker 2: It's like they're more comfortable when you're on the date
Speaker 2: with them than just being by themselves.
Speaker 1: Or they feel sorry for her.
Speaker 2: Just like don't be silly.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, not everything needs to be romantic. Yeah, ok
Speaker 1: so where are you at now with all this?
Speaker 9: Well, eventually it just became like a super regular thing
Speaker 9: for me to just be the third wheel. So like
Speaker 9: the mini golf things or they go to the fair,
Speaker 9: I would just id tag along. I hold the giants
Speaker 9: stuff animals that they win. You're the adult child the essentially, Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like maybe you're not anim's super thrilled
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 9: I mean, it's a little bit weird. Like we've even
Speaker 9: gone on trips together, like if they're renting a cabin
Speaker 9: in the woods, they'll be like, there's an extra room,
Speaker 9: you can say. And it's been really fun. But recently
Speaker 9: Darren came to me and he told me that he
Speaker 9: wants to propose to aid us.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I assume he does actually want you there?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: He want there?
Speaker 10: I was kidding about he does.
Speaker 9: He texted me and asked me if I could come
Speaker 9: along and third wheels to the proposal.
Speaker 3: And you need somebody to take the photo and do
Speaker 3: the videos.
Speaker 2: Have you learned from Darren like what he wants from
Speaker 2: you in this proposal situation? Like how involved you need
Speaker 2: to be?
Speaker 9: I don't know. I mean at first I thought it
Speaker 9: was a joke and then he said that he was
Speaker 9: serious and he just wants me to be a part
Speaker 9: of it. So at first, like my initial reaction was no,
Speaker 9: and then he was like, well, just think about it more.
Speaker 9: He wants to do it this weekend, so that's soon, okay,
Speaker 9: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Do you know is he inviting other people? I mean,
Speaker 3: is her mom going to be there or anything, or.
Speaker 2: Maybe we invited to be part of their proposal.
Speaker 9: It would just be me.
Speaker 10: Just you.
Speaker 2: Okay, So he said you wanted you to think about it.
Speaker 2: Have you thought about it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 9: And I just I think no. I think their proposal
Speaker 9: needs to be something that I'm not a part of.
Speaker 9: And at a certain point they need to go and
Speaker 9: do stuff without me. And plus I need to go
Speaker 9: and find my own guy to branch off with.
Speaker 1: Please don't ye make sure they have a camera person.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 9: That's why I need your help, because I don't know
Speaker 9: how to say that to him.
Speaker 1: It's like you're breaking up with two people right now.
Speaker 6: Yeah you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're not even fully breaking up. You're just
Speaker 2: get a little bit of distance.
Speaker 1: You want to be friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So we're about to call your friend Darren
Speaker 2: here and try to politely turn down his invitation to
Speaker 2: do a three way proposal to his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I keep imagining you holding his hand while he's down
Speaker 3: on one days, let's.
Speaker 2: Say together on three, A whisper it into her ear,
Speaker 2: and then you whisper it into my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I think that that is a really good thing that
Speaker 1: you're doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to turn this down. Okay, healthy and we don't
Speaker 2: do a lot of healthy things in relationships on this show.
Speaker 1: So I really have to come up with some advice.
Speaker 2: You're what to do. You're giving us quite the challenge.
Speaker 2: We're going to think of some good advice to give you.
Speaker 2: Will come back and let you make your awkward Tuesday
Speaker 2: phone call right after this.
Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, Okay, it's awkward.
Speaker 6: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. A marriage proposal is one
Speaker 2: of the most memorable moments between a woman, a man,
Speaker 2: and that man's best friend.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's what they.
Speaker 2: Say, human best friend. Even I'm not even talking about
Speaker 2: a dog. Because if you miss part one, our listener
Speaker 2: were Mille was recently asked to be the third wheel
Speaker 2: at her best friend Darren's upcoming proposal. He wants to
Speaker 2: do it this weekend, and after hearing about their two
Speaker 2: year long relationship where.
Speaker 1: His relationship with the woman's kid.
Speaker 2: Relationship where Rochelle's been basically on most of their dates
Speaker 2: with them. Yeah, like for real, I guess it's not
Speaker 2: that weird for him to ask her to be a
Speaker 2: part of the proposal.
Speaker 1: But he's not really taking no for an answer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she just initially said no and was like, just
Speaker 2: think about it a little more. She feels like the
Speaker 2: whole third wheeled thing, though, has run its course, and
Speaker 2: she doesn't want to be a part of the proposal.
Speaker 2: She wants that to be their moment, which is exactly
Speaker 2: what a good friend does.
Speaker 1: Totally, absolutely and Brooke.
Speaker 2: You're my good friend, not a crush, so a friend.
Speaker 2: What's your advice to Rochelle about how to politely decline
Speaker 2: her friend Darren's invite?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: I was thinking why Darren would want you there so badly?
Speaker 3: And my only guess is that he's scared, and he's nervous,
Speaker 3: and he and he wants someone there for moral support.
Speaker 1: You know, do you think?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm assuming that's just what he wants. I
Speaker 9: don't really know.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what if we use this time to hype
Speaker 1: him up so big that he realizes he can do
Speaker 1: it on his own. You can send him out into
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 2: Confidence.
Speaker 5: I would love that.
Speaker 9: But I think the thing that you guys are forgetting
Speaker 9: is that Ada, his girlfriend, is the same way she
Speaker 9: wants me on all these things, just as that as.
Speaker 7: Yeah, are you just a really good time?
Speaker 2: So Work's advice is to hype him up so big
Speaker 2: that he doesn't even want you around. Do you have
Speaker 2: some advice? Well, I think everyone knows. Life kind of
Speaker 2: happens in seasons.
Speaker 8: I'm in my like really hot, really funny season right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, let's just.
Speaker 8: Say your guys' era as a three way friendship is
Speaker 8: coming to an end and they need to start their
Speaker 8: era as a couple married together.
Speaker 2: You know what a good way to start the new season. Okay,
Speaker 2: and turn it into like a positive thing. This is
Speaker 2: a growth in your guys' relationship and friendship. Don't say
Speaker 2: there's a growth, but yes, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, listen, whatever, We'll get him to just
Speaker 9: do things on his own. I don't want to have
Speaker 9: to go in with them in a couple of years ago,
Speaker 9: she says.
Speaker 1: If he's started to sound a little pathetic the more
Speaker 1: you talk about him.
Speaker 2: We're just gonna step away and let you make your
Speaker 2: awkward Tuesday phone call. We'll be listening in and jump
Speaker 2: on the phone if we feel like you need a
Speaker 2: little help though.
Speaker 10: Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: Good luck, this could be great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, goodbye. Here we go.
Speaker 9: Hello, hey Darren, how are you?
Speaker 10: Oh Rachelle, just the girl I was looking for.
Speaker 9: You for you see, how's everything?
Speaker 10: Come on? Now you know how everything is? Have your
Speaker 10: thought about what I said? You know, proposals, come on,
Speaker 10: tell me in the game of t Yeah I thought
Speaker 10: about it. Okay, okay, great you think yeah, yeah, that's no,
Speaker 10: that's good. Do you think that we should do it
Speaker 10: like at her favorite place or should be your favorite place? Like,
Speaker 10: because because I know she loves it when she sees
Speaker 10: you happy as well.
Speaker 9: Right, you know, no daring do it at her favorite place.
Speaker 9: It's her night.
Speaker 10: Okay, great, it's like, great, it's like but just you
Speaker 10: being there, it's gonna be so special. Like that's gonna
Speaker 10: be special not just to me, but to her because
Speaker 10: you were there for like our very first kids. You're
Speaker 10: like a part of the circle.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Look, look, don't you think it's a little bit weird
Speaker 9: for me to be super involved in your proposal?
Speaker 10: What you know, you've been too ba involved in our life?
Speaker 10: And you know, what are you talking about?
Speaker 6: Weird?
Speaker 10: Girls are playing?
Speaker 9: I know, I know, and I you know this has
Speaker 9: been such a great error of friendship.
Speaker 10: The Darren I mean, it has been such a great error.
Speaker 10: You took great share of us, even when we were sick.
Speaker 10: Remember we got in that tandem bicycle accident. It's like
Speaker 10: all of us, all of us together, we've been on everything.
Speaker 10: You even table.
Speaker 9: I remember you that you got then.
Speaker 10: We were so messed up.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you were.
Speaker 10: You were a rack. And then like you know, did
Speaker 10: we did our big friendship milestone party. You remember that, Darren.
Speaker 9: I just need you to shut up for a second.
Speaker 5: Please.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, look I'll shut up. You know how antsy
Speaker 10: I get. I'm nervous, I'm excited and I'm anxious, so
Speaker 10: I'm bad.
Speaker 9: Yeah, like you just kind of sprung this up on me.
Speaker 9: I don't even I don't know what your plan was.
Speaker 10: I don't know where you look got got. I'm gona
Speaker 10: tell you. I'm gona tell you'n'a tell you kids, my dear,
Speaker 10: I made shirts, and I want you to be one
Speaker 10: of the shirt bears. You know you're gonna wear a
Speaker 10: shirt and so doing the dessert. I'm gonna stand up,
Speaker 10: take off my jacket, my shirt, gonna say, look, it's
Speaker 10: so cute. Tell me if you love this. I know
Speaker 10: you will. My shirt gonna say will you and you
Speaker 10: gonna get up. You're gonna get up and your shirt
Speaker 10: goes marry me.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, my god.
Speaker 2: More romantic than we thought.
Speaker 1: She's actually the proposal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the big question, what's going on?
Speaker 10: I heard something background.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Darrenel, you're on a radio show right now called
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 10: Hey, what's up, Joy, I'm doing on the call?
Speaker 1: We heard everything we were listening in, Darren.
Speaker 2: Rachelle is our friend too, and so y'all be on
Speaker 2: it to No, you are.
Speaker 1: So cute and excited.
Speaker 2: We're all very excited for you and your girlfriend Ada
Speaker 2: to get engaged. That sounds awesome. And Michelle is on
Speaker 2: board with it too.
Speaker 10: Well, I mean well, y'all, if y'all heard everything, she
Speaker 10: don't really sound like it though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad you caught on tonight.
Speaker 2: There is a little bit of hesitation on her side,
Speaker 2: and maybe.
Speaker 10: She does every time time we talked through these things,
Speaker 10: she gonna eventually come over.
Speaker 2: I got it. Yes, you're a personality, Darren, and that's awesome.
Speaker 2: But I do think Rachelle has some things that she
Speaker 2: would like to speak to you about. So Rachelle, Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 2: I wish we could put him down.
Speaker 10: I'm super happy for you and Ada.
Speaker 9: I'm flattered that you thought of me to be a
Speaker 9: part of this. I just think that this one time
Speaker 9: really needs to be focused on you two alone. And
Speaker 9: I think that's what's what's healthy and normal.
Speaker 10: And we'll say, oh, look, look, I mean I could
Speaker 10: simplify this. We don't have to complicate it. How about
Speaker 10: I just wear a shirt and all you do is
Speaker 10: just point to it.
Speaker 1: Oh, do you put all of will you marry me?
Speaker 1: On your shirt? Just in case Aida doesn't see it.
Speaker 2: I like that that you're trying to work with this, Darren.
Speaker 2: But I think what Rachelle's trying to say is she
Speaker 2: thinks that this is supposed to be a special moment
Speaker 2: just between you and your girlfriend, that she shouldn't be involved.
Speaker 3: And that's admirable, you know, it's admirable of her to
Speaker 3: realize that, and and isn't it what you really want to?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 10: Look, come on, for Shelle, it's even beyond me. Now,
Speaker 10: what about Ada? Ada loves you. Is she gonna be disappointed?
Speaker 5: You know, she would be absolutely Look, you know, she
Speaker 5: will be excited to have you and then when it's
Speaker 5: your turn, She says she'll even be involved in your proposal.
Speaker 2: You're getting more Shirtsmith, did you know this?
Speaker 9: I mean.
Speaker 10: Your gonna be there for you.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a really sweet friend.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's what she wants, but it's
Speaker 3: a really sweet friend.
Speaker 2: I mean, at this point, it's kind of up to you. Rachelle.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 10: I just you could do it somehow.
Speaker 2: Brook. He's turned out to be her hype man.
Speaker 1: I was very wrong about the confidence boost. I think
Speaker 1: that Darren is so good. Yeah, he is not nervous.
Speaker 2: Clearly he's really He's all in, and so is Ada.
Speaker 2: What do you think, Rachelle?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean it's obviously super important, Darren, I'll do it, okay, Like.
Speaker 6: The studio, How.
Speaker 1: Was this harder to convince a woman to do than
Speaker 1: actually marry you?
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey. In the morning, We've.
Speaker 2: Got a brand new player to the segment named Brittany,
Speaker 2: who admits she's a little bit nervous for her first
Speaker 2: time on the show to take on the big bad Brook,
Speaker 2: who likes to puff and puff and answer all the
Speaker 2: trivia questions.
Speaker 1: Do you have any experience with trivia?
Speaker 9: Brittany just in my car when I'm listening to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, how does that go?
Speaker 6: Pretty good?
Speaker 9: My kids think I'm pretty good.
Speaker 1: Your kids, so, yeah, that's sweet. They must be. They
Speaker 1: must be not teenagers yet.
Speaker 9: No, they still think I'm cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: God, I'm living in that too right now, and I'm
Speaker 3: just soaking up every single day.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, she is cool because Brittany apparently works
Speaker 2: in it, and she says she finds that challenging, which
Speaker 2: is why we gave her a new challenge right before
Speaker 2: the segment started. We challenged her to hacking to produce
Speaker 2: your boyd's email and steal all of the questions before
Speaker 2: the game started. Were you able to do it? Brittany?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah I was.
Speaker 9: It worked pretty good.
Speaker 2: So you shall know all the answers. Here we're gonna
Speaker 2: zend brook out of the studio, and while she leaves,
Speaker 2: you know how the game works. He got thirty seconds
Speaker 2: to answer as many as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 2: you could say pass. But you have to beat brook
Speaker 2: out right to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 10: I am good luck.
Speaker 2: Not that you need it because you have all the
Speaker 2: questions already. But here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 2: Today is National Strawberry Day. Which ones are sweet or
Speaker 2: strawberries at room temperature or cold.
Speaker 10: Ones room kemp?
Speaker 2: Back in the Old West, what drink did cowboys refer
Speaker 2: to as tonsile paint? Fact? Which US state shares the
Speaker 2: shortest border with Canada. To make milk safe for consumption,
Speaker 2: it is sterilized through a process called what.
Speaker 10: Pasteurizing?
Speaker 2: In nineteen sixty six, what was the last movie Walt
Speaker 2: Disney was able to work on before he died? You
Speaker 2: know what, Brittany, I like how you passed on the
Speaker 2: answers that you even knew, just to make it seem
Speaker 2: like you didn't know.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I didn't want to make Brook look bad exactly.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that, Brittany well played. She passed a couple
Speaker 2: of times to give you a chance to get some right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just wanted to make it kind of fair. I see now, Brittany,
Speaker 2: do you have any vacations planned coming up here?
Speaker 9: I don't have anything on the books yet, but I'm
Speaker 9: hoping to get a Disneyland trip planned for.
Speaker 5: The next year.
Speaker 1: Have you taken the kids already?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: This will be our first less it is wild.
Speaker 3: I went for the first time last year. My best
Speaker 3: advice is they allow you to bring snacks in. Well,
Speaker 3: you feel you fill that backpack with as much food
Speaker 3: as you possibly can.
Speaker 2: I've heard people say that they go to Disneyland specifically
Speaker 2: for the amazing food like Tella Pineapple Churro's does.
Speaker 3: When you're in line with a kid and they're having
Speaker 3: a breakdown because you've been there forty five minutes, or
Speaker 3: a husband and you're able to pull out some granola
Speaker 3: bars and some mini oranges, you have just saved the dead.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Can you just sense the love that Brook feels for
Speaker 2: her children and the way she talks about them. Food, food,
Speaker 2: and glass? Okay, Flo, I would bring some gloves Brooks
Speaker 2: here turn Are you ready? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Ready?
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today is National Strawberry Day. Which
Speaker 2: ones are sweeter strawberries at room temperature? Or cold ones?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Cold ones?
Speaker 2: Back in the Old West, what drink did cowboys referred
Speaker 2: to as tonsil paint?
Speaker 1: Ooh whiskey?
Speaker 2: Which US state shares the shortest border with Canada. Um
Speaker 2: main To make milk safe for consumption, it is sterilized
Speaker 2: through a process called what homogenization. In nineteen sixty six,
Speaker 2: what was the last movie Walt Disney was able to
Speaker 2: work on.
Speaker 1: Before he passed away, Robin Hood.
Speaker 2: We're gonna find out if you're right on that time
Speaker 2: to go to the scoreboard with Jose Can you like
Speaker 2: shut up? Britney? You got to correct today?
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Speaker 2: Ready?
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Speaker 2: You took her down, Britney. Congratulations, thank you and shooting work.
Speaker 1: Here's the problem I did to bring the snacks for myself.
Speaker 2: Here, let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National
Speaker 2: Strawberry Day. Strawberries taste sweeter if they're at room temperature real,
Speaker 2: why is that? We'll do our own experiment. Probably here
Speaker 2: we'll tell.
Speaker 1: You stop trying to feed the strawberries. It's awkward.
Speaker 2: Well not chocolate covered. Back in the Old West, cowboys
Speaker 2: referred to tonsel paint when they wanted to drink a
Speaker 2: whiskey to what I got right. Shortest border with Canada
Speaker 2: is shared by Pennsylvania. That's only forty two miles long.
Speaker 2: The tiny corner. You can forget about it. Yeah, to
Speaker 2: make milk safe for consumption, it gets sterilized through pasturization.
Speaker 1: What's homogenization but the fact? Oh it's the fat Okay, shoot.
Speaker 2: I knew that the last movie Walt Disney was able
Speaker 2: to work on before he passed away was The Jungle
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