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Speaker 2: God is good to me. I have no other explanation,
Speaker 2: if I have no other explanation of my existence and
Speaker 2: where I stand in this thing called life, except if
Speaker 2: it was not for the goodness of God Almighty. If
Speaker 2: it was not for His grace and his mercy, There's
Speaker 2: no way I could exist the way that I do.
Speaker 2: I will not be who I am or where I am.
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Speaker 2: I would have failed every single test plain, pure and simple.
Speaker 2: I can see here today and tell you flat out
Speaker 2: that it is purely because of God's grace and mercy
Speaker 2: that I exist today because of His favor. See now
Speaker 2: He shows us favor in life because of a combination
Speaker 2: of things I've discovered. And this is not the whole
Speaker 2: answer to life, I can assure you as not. But
Speaker 2: this is a combination that I've grown to understand better
Speaker 2: and better, and I wish I had gotten it earlier
Speaker 2: in my life.
Speaker 4: But here it is.
Speaker 2: If you take faith and you combine it with an
Speaker 2: incredible work ethic, then God has the greatest opportunities to
Speaker 2: show you favor. That's the best way I can explain
Speaker 2: success to you from my standpoint. It is the combination
Speaker 2: of faith and work that produces the most opportunities for
Speaker 2: God to show you favor. See a lot of times
Speaker 2: we want God to bless us, but we ain't doing
Speaker 2: nothing for him to bless So now we sideways in
Speaker 2: the equation a little bit. But see, if you had
Speaker 2: the faith in God that God can do anything but fail,
Speaker 2: that God will get you through, that God will see
Speaker 2: you through, that the God is the God you serve,
Speaker 2: is the greatest giver of all good things. If you
Speaker 2: kept that faith intact through it all, and you produced
Speaker 2: an incredible work ethic that allows the most opportunities for
Speaker 2: God to show you favor. See without that what you
Speaker 2: want God to do? See, you can have faith and
Speaker 2: be sitting at the house watching TV. There's nothing being produced,
Speaker 2: no opportunities for God to show you favor. And you
Speaker 2: got to do some things man, that you are uncomfortable
Speaker 2: doing or don't feel like doing, or something that don't
Speaker 2: have the right payoff right in front of your face,
Speaker 2: with the faith that it'll pay off later on. See,
Speaker 2: too many people are working for the right now reward,
Speaker 2: and the right now reward is not how it works.
Speaker 2: Sometimes the reward is coming later on up the road.
Speaker 2: But the only way you can know that is if
Speaker 2: you got to You got to apply the faith and
Speaker 2: see the reason you don't know that that it's coming
Speaker 2: like that, or you have to have faith to believe
Speaker 2: that it's coming. Because faith is the belief in things
Speaker 2: that you cannot see.
Speaker 4: That's what faith is.
Speaker 2: You know you standing at Let me give you exam.
Speaker 2: You standing at the crosswalk with a walk sign on
Speaker 2: it and the sign flashing on the corner. Don't walk
Speaker 2: then that the signs say walk. What do you think
Speaker 2: your chances are making it across that street?
Speaker 4: Is what? Pretty good?
Speaker 2: Because guess what the signs say walk? You can see
Speaker 2: the other side. There's other people in the cross walk walking,
Speaker 2: So guess what you strike out blindly? It don't take
Speaker 2: a lot of faith to get across that streets. That's
Speaker 2: not what I'm talking to you about. I'm talking about
Speaker 2: the faith, the belief in things that you cannot see,
Speaker 2: the faith that what I'm doing today, I believe in
Speaker 2: my heart of heart that God wouldn't bring me this
Speaker 2: far to leave me. That God is a true and
Speaker 2: living God, that he keeps his promises, that later on,
Speaker 2: there's things that I'm working towards right now gonna pay
Speaker 2: off later on. See, too many people want the reward
Speaker 2: right now. See, that's not the exhibition of faith. If
Speaker 2: it's the right thing to do, if it's if it's
Speaker 2: a good thing to do, if it's a just thing
Speaker 2: to do. See if it's sein it it ain't God.
Speaker 2: You can just clear it on up right there. You
Speaker 2: can stop all the wondering. If that's His voice talking
Speaker 2: to you, if it's the right thing to do, if
Speaker 2: it's sin in it, it's not God talking to you.
Speaker 2: Kill it. You can shut it down. You ain't got
Speaker 2: to wonder about it. Go down there in secret venge.
Speaker 2: That ain't God. Go tell them off when you see him.
Speaker 4: That ain't God.
Speaker 2: Anything that's got seining in it is not God's voice
Speaker 2: telling you to do it. So you can kill that
Speaker 2: conversation today. That's how you know. But if you are
Speaker 2: aligning yourself up man and you and what you're doing
Speaker 2: is just and right and correct and pleasing in the
Speaker 2: sight of God, it'll pay off for you later on.
Speaker 2: And see, here's the best way I can tell to you.
Speaker 2: His Another one when you're going somewhere, when you're on
Speaker 2: the road to going somewhere, and you know the somewhere
Speaker 2: that you're trying to get to. Let's say you've set
Speaker 2: a goal a vision for yourself. You know where you
Speaker 2: want to get to, You got a good idea, and
Speaker 2: you own your way to going there. Listen to me.
Speaker 2: When it gets hard, and it is going to get hard,
Speaker 2: when it gets difficult, and it is going to get difficult,
Speaker 2: when it becomes challenging, and it is going to become
Speaker 2: challenging when it becomes all three of those things. When
Speaker 2: it don't look like it's gonna happen. Don't stop and
Speaker 2: complain so much. But see, I know he don't bless me.
Speaker 2: But in the middle of it, man, I felt a
Speaker 2: little heavy. And you got to be careful when it
Speaker 2: gets hard for you, because you'll find yourself complaining. And
Speaker 2: when you complain and see, what you can't do is
Speaker 2: you can't complain so much that you forget that the
Speaker 2: place that you're trying to go to, you actually own
Speaker 2: your way there still. See, don't get caught up into
Speaker 2: complaining and then lose sight of your blessing that's actually
Speaker 2: happening to you. What man, of all the times to
Speaker 2: register a complaint to God to sit up and go, hey, man,
Speaker 2: I didn't I wanted to ease back into this thing.
Speaker 2: Ease back in, man, you in it's it's a tornado
Speaker 2: whirling around you. You ain't got time to ease back in.
Speaker 2: You gots to go on and jump back in it.
Speaker 2: It is what it is to whom much is given,
Speaker 2: much is required. Always appreciate the blessings. Don't get so
Speaker 2: caught up in the complaints that you lose sight of
Speaker 2: the blessings. Man, God got a lot for you. In
Speaker 2: your life, man, But you got to have them two things, y'all.
Speaker 2: You got to take that faith and you got to
Speaker 2: ply a crazy work ethic to it. And that creates
Speaker 2: the most opportunities for God to show you favor. And
Speaker 2: when God starts showing your favor, man, all them seeds
Speaker 2: you planted, all of that, all of that wheat you've
Speaker 2: been sowing, all of that hard work you've been put in.
Speaker 2: God to pay it off, and He'll pay it off
Speaker 2: in ways that you don't even see coming. Okay, cool,
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Speaker 2: Everybody's Steve Hardy Morning Show. I don't have the right
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Speaker 2: them hoes like that? Yeah, That's what I'm hearing in
Speaker 2: my head right now. So just even though I've never
Speaker 2: been able to do that sound, this is the sound again.
Speaker 2: Another day, he'd have done it again. That God just
Speaker 2: keeps showing up as only he can. And I'm so
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Speaker 4: You didn't have to. Grace and Mercy will.
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Speaker 2: like you know all most of the time. That's why
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Speaker 6: Well, it's just the fact that you you just said
Speaker 6: I'm lying walker, but you get all the blessings everything,
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Speaker 2: That's yeah, because there's nothing perfect, no, not one.
Speaker 3: Right d man, Okay, you better say it then, so it.
Speaker 4: Ain't no need of you.
Speaker 2: You you can lie if you want to. They say
Speaker 2: you you do right all day. It's some days I
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Speaker 6: So you have bad days like everybody else. Even with everything,
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Speaker 4: That's all you say.
Speaker 2: Of course I have bad days just like everybody else.
Speaker 2: No one is exempt from that. But the thing I
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Speaker 2: and number two this is what I really had to
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Speaker 2: Everything happened to you. Ain't calmer stop, Okay. Some of
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Speaker 4: That's all it is.
Speaker 2: That life has a deck of cards, and sometimes you
Speaker 2: gonna get the joker. Sometimes you're gonna get to do
Speaker 2: a heart, do some heart, don't hollyween, no book, you
Speaker 2: got to do some hardest spade. But I don't know
Speaker 2: what tell you they ain't. First of all, I thought
Speaker 2: they both think mound, But now that is completely working.
Speaker 2: So if you got deuce of hardness.
Speaker 4: Babe.
Speaker 2: You already know something wrong, you already and it's just
Speaker 2: sometimes you get the deuce. Yeah, and then sometimes you
Speaker 2: don't get no spades in your hand, you know. Sometimes
Speaker 2: you know, and that's it. Everything ain't come man, Stop
Speaker 2: letting people put that on you. God punishing him? No, man,
Speaker 2: some of this stuff is a test. Everything ain't a punishment.
Speaker 2: Once you understand that, you quit beating yourself up and
Speaker 2: quit living in your past. Man, please quit living in
Speaker 2: your past.
Speaker 1: Advice coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: we will hear from a nephew as he runs that
Speaker 1: prank back. Right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening hard Morning Show.
Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
Speaker 1: prank back. Nephew, what you got?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 5: You know we're trying to send this out there to
Speaker 5: all the shoplifters across the country, all the shoplifters. We go,
Speaker 5: you got something for you just right here is shoplifter
Speaker 5: shop lift.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm trying to reach a Tanya. Please, Hi, Tanya.
Speaker 5: My name is Daniel. I'm the head of store security
Speaker 5: here at your job. Yeah, listen, I'm trying to see
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to I know, to day's your day off.
Speaker 5: I'm looking at the schedule here. It seems that you
Speaker 5: don't come back in until Saturday. I'm trying to see
Speaker 5: if it's possible I can get you to come to
Speaker 5: the store. There's a bit of a situation I want
Speaker 5: to discuss with you. There's about eighteen hundred dollars worth
Speaker 5: of merchandise missing from the store. Yeah, it's about eighteen
Speaker 5: hundred dollars worth of merchandise. And we definitely know that
Speaker 5: this is a in house situation. This is not someone
Speaker 5: walking in shoplifting. This is definitely an in house situation
Speaker 5: with employees who have evidently been shoplifting from the store,
Speaker 5: taking things, and we want to get down to the.
Speaker 4: To the roots of the problem. Okay, so what you
Speaker 4: call the me for, Well, ma'am, it's uh.
Speaker 5: It's been brought to my attention that there's a possibility
Speaker 5: that you may be part of this situation.
Speaker 8: And I'm a situation.
Speaker 2: I ain't no thief.
Speaker 8: I don't steal. You don't call my house accusing me
Speaker 8: of stilling. I ain't stole nothing from nobody.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, my hang on, man, what I'm trying to
Speaker 2: do is just trying to.
Speaker 8: You, trying to say I instill something and I ain't
Speaker 8: stole them.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait just a second. Now, do you have a
Speaker 2: sister named Cynthia.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what about it? Well, now it seems that.
Speaker 5: Here on some of the footage that we have on
Speaker 5: camera that uh, it's a possibility that it seems like
Speaker 5: your sister's actually wearing some of the merchandise that we
Speaker 5: sell here in the store.
Speaker 8: Okay, just because she wears something that we sell in
Speaker 8: the store, don't mean that I stole it.
Speaker 5: Well, we don't see where she's at. I've backed the
Speaker 5: footage up as far as I could. I don't see
Speaker 5: any footage of where she purchased this particular merchandise.
Speaker 2: And my assumption is maybe you gave it to her.
Speaker 8: I ain't gave her And just because you don't see
Speaker 8: where somebody purchased it, don't mean that it's been stolen.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's what I'm gonna get. I'm gonna just get
Speaker 2: to the chase of this, Tanya.
Speaker 5: What I'm gonna have to do is this, if I
Speaker 5: can't get you to come to the store, man, And
Speaker 5: matter of fact, here's another question for you before I
Speaker 5: go any further.
Speaker 2: You have children at al Tanya?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I got children?
Speaker 6: Why do you?
Speaker 5: Is it possible? Because I'm missing a lot of baby
Speaker 5: merchandise as well, and you know.
Speaker 8: What, you know what you really cruising for this morning? Okay,
Speaker 8: because you don't call somebody on a off day accusing
Speaker 8: them of stealing.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's what I gotta do. Are you coming into
Speaker 2: the office so I can talk with you?
Speaker 8: I'm not coming nowhere on my off day.
Speaker 5: Well, then what's gonna happen, Miss Tanya, is I'm gonna
Speaker 5: have to actually come to your home the check your closets.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to check your kids and see if
Speaker 5: they will do what check and see if they're wearing
Speaker 5: merchandise that that comes from this.
Speaker 8: Come to my house if you want to, and they
Speaker 8: gonna take your somebody here in the body back.
Speaker 4: Excuse me.
Speaker 8: You heard what I said. You heard what I said.
Speaker 8: You don't call nobody.
Speaker 4: I bust my store.
Speaker 8: I bust my store. You understand me. I work hard
Speaker 8: for y'all. Okay, you've been busting.
Speaker 4: You've been busting car.
Speaker 8: Here excusing me of stealing. I ain't so from nobody.
Speaker 8: I don't have to steal. That's why I work all day.
Speaker 8: You understand me.
Speaker 5: I think you've been busting your butt. Taking stuff is
Speaker 5: what you've been doing.
Speaker 8: You've been from nobody. You understand me. I do not steal.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna come over there. I'm checking your closets, but.
Speaker 8: It ain't no seat, you understand.
Speaker 4: And I'm checking your babies as well.
Speaker 8: And I'm making check my baby and see what happened.
Speaker 8: You put your hands on any damn thing in here
Speaker 8: and see what happens. Okay, I don't have to drag
Speaker 8: your butt here. Oh you're gonna drag somebody?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: Now, you threatening me? I don't want to drag out
Speaker 8: of your house security guard. You security guard?
Speaker 4: You like your job that much you're willing to die
Speaker 4: for the who said anything about me?
Speaker 8: Dan, I did come over here, and that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 8: That's what happens when you put people on the off.
Speaker 4: Day, you get hurt.
Speaker 8: Okay, I get a couple of damn days off, and
Speaker 8: y'all gonna call me with this book?
Speaker 4: So are you threatening me?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 8: I'm threatening you? Then you just call and say you
Speaker 8: was coming over here?
Speaker 4: Yes, I did here bring here.
Speaker 8: I'm don't bring your security guards.
Speaker 4: I'm on my Let me tell you something.
Speaker 8: It's okay, I get you.
Speaker 4: I can have you brought up on charges.
Speaker 6: You know that.
Speaker 8: Bring me up on charges and see what happens up
Speaker 8: on charge. See if you get that far.
Speaker 4: I'm on my way over there now to check you
Speaker 4: and your kids. You understand me.
Speaker 8: I'm over here to check me and my kids and
Speaker 8: see how they checked their somebody here.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something to tell me.
Speaker 8: You ain't got nothing to you.
Speaker 1: Ain't got.
Speaker 4: Once you go ahead and tell me what you took,
Speaker 4: maybe I'll go light on you.
Speaker 8: I'll go like, maybe I'm stupid or something. You don't
Speaker 8: sound like a damn food. Why don't you tell me
Speaker 8: what you took?
Speaker 4: Took? I bet you're teaching your little kids over there
Speaker 4: how to steal too, aren't you what what you.
Speaker 8: Teach your little ugly kids?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey, now you hey hey hey hey.
Speaker 8: Hey, don't call me with this book on my all's day.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you one month, are you listening to me?
Speaker 4: I got one more thing to say to you.
Speaker 8: You ain't got nothing else to say to me?
Speaker 4: Are you listening? What this is nephew, timing from the
Speaker 4: Steve Hobby Martin Show. You just got prank for you you.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, okay, So you and that bro want to
Speaker 8: play games. Okay, go around here taking care of her
Speaker 8: and all her little ugly kids, and you don't play
Speaker 8: with me and my unda.
Speaker 4: You thought you couldn't be God, that's all.
Speaker 8: Right, love you new I.
Speaker 10: Got some bo.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you one more thing. What is the
Speaker 4: baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 8: The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4: Dedication about to go down to the shop?
Speaker 3: Terrible.
Speaker 5: I hope you're not taking anything. We really hope, you know,
Speaker 5: we really do. I was in college, man, I went
Speaker 5: the dress room. Was three pair of jeans.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, nephew.
Speaker 7: You're listening.
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Speaker 1: unbothered by the ongoing the ongoing rumors surrounding his sexuality.
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Speaker 1: ray j and Prince's love. They have filed for divorce again.
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Speaker 1: about all of these stories at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: but right now it is time to ask the CLO.
Speaker 1: This is from Caesar and Lexington. Caesar writes, I found
Speaker 1: out that my wife is thirty thousand dollars in debt
Speaker 1: and her credit score has dropped considerably. She's paying minimum
Speaker 1: payments and doesn't understand how interest rates work. Would I
Speaker 1: be wrong to close the accounts without telling her? Please help?
Speaker 4: If it's in her name, how you going to close
Speaker 4: the account?
Speaker 2: That's the only problem. If you're not a signer and
Speaker 2: you just found out, I don't know how you can
Speaker 2: close the account, but I think you have to go
Speaker 2: about it. I would suggest you go about it another
Speaker 2: one way. Sit her down and say, baby, let me
Speaker 2: help you understand this right here, this is the path
Speaker 2: we had in on that if we do this, we
Speaker 2: can correct it. But don't just close the account, because
Speaker 2: then you're gonna have some form of rebellion on that.
Speaker 2: I think you could run up into a little head
Speaker 2: win with that one done, Can you say yes? With
Speaker 2: the li bit of credit limit. She got left on
Speaker 2: that car. She might have been playing as some of
Speaker 2: you can cut that card off.
Speaker 4: They do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if your.
Speaker 2: Wife is just thirty thousand dollars a day, could I
Speaker 2: switch hands with you?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: Take that?
Speaker 1: Moving on to Maryland in Savannah, Marylyn says, I'm in
Speaker 1: a long distance relationship and I've been spending a lot
Speaker 1: of time at my boyfriend's home. I asked if it
Speaker 1: would be easier if I moved, and he says, he
Speaker 1: likes things just as they are for now. Uh, it's
Speaker 1: convenient for him, not me. Why can't he see that?
Speaker 4: No, he do see it.
Speaker 2: He sees exactly that it's more convenient for you. He
Speaker 2: don't care about that. He ain't ready to make that move.
Speaker 4: You are?
Speaker 2: You do you understand he's not ready to make that move?
Speaker 1: You are?
Speaker 7: Why not?
Speaker 4: He said?
Speaker 2: I like things just the way they are, So listen
Speaker 2: to what he's saying. Now, I like it when you
Speaker 2: get dressed and go back home.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, What he's not gonna like is.
Speaker 2: You getting dressed and you stay there and now all
Speaker 2: your clothes is here. He likes it when you get
Speaker 2: dressed and you go home. That's what he likes now
Speaker 2: and for now, that's what it's gonna be. You're not
Speaker 2: moving it straight forward it Why can't he see my
Speaker 2: side of it? Ain't got to see your side? Well,
Speaker 2: you need to see his side. You need to help
Speaker 2: and look at it. You said, I ain't in this house.
Speaker 4: That's what it ain't. Ain't.
Speaker 1: Can't you stay there?
Speaker 2: She can't stay there surely because it ain't late. He
Speaker 2: don't want her to stay there. Clear you want her
Speaker 2: to come over, But it's time for you to go.
Speaker 2: And he might have learned some stuff in these visits too.
Speaker 1: Do they need to break up for what?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Just go home?
Speaker 2: Here we go, here we go? What the relationship you're
Speaker 2: starting on? The cellos?
Speaker 4: Just letter?
Speaker 2: Surely what he and your as.
Speaker 4: Done with him? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think they need to be break up, be done
Speaker 2: with him. He's not ready for the commitment. But everybody
Speaker 2: want to move in. Why don't you wait till the
Speaker 2: man ask you to marry him?
Speaker 4: Thank you? I love good idea. You gotta go, gotta go.
Speaker 9: I want you to say, move along distance with your boyfriend,
Speaker 9: golf for him, Come get this golf.
Speaker 3: The savannah got good seafood, Get you some gone back down.
Speaker 2: We're leaving stuff over here. That's not your drawer?
Speaker 1: Is he talking to her like that?
Speaker 9: Though?
Speaker 7: He doesn't like her?
Speaker 2: Once you get a drawer though, Yeah, Peter went down
Speaker 2: to Target and bought a tougher were set and got
Speaker 2: all her little stuff in it. So you put the
Speaker 2: stuff in these clothes in draw your stuff in this
Speaker 2: tough way. Take when you go out to the card
Speaker 2: stuff in your back seat.
Speaker 1: Next month, che Davia and DMV says, for our first anniversary,
Speaker 1: my husband's scheduled a couple's massage. Everyone in the spa
Speaker 1: knows him. He said, that's because his gym is connected
Speaker 1: to the spot. I'm looking at him side eyed because
Speaker 1: he gets more massages than me. Is this normal?
Speaker 4: Not to me?
Speaker 2: It's not, you know, to me, it's nothing.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not you know, it's nothing wrong with a massage
Speaker 2: that all people get them all. But let's just you know,
Speaker 2: let me just put our head this. That Sean Washson,
Speaker 2: you know, it's just a name out there that that's
Speaker 2: why I can't do the massages. I can do the massage,
Speaker 2: but what you ain't gonna wanna do is flip me over.
Speaker 2: I can't turn over. Once I turn over, there's a
Speaker 2: whole time, mister, turn it over. That got de Shawn
Speaker 2: asked in trouble. If he had just laid down there
Speaker 2: with his face in that hole, he's still be bothering
Speaker 2: now see, I know all them fine chickens are coming
Speaker 2: up in there.
Speaker 4: Now. Once you flip me over, it's over over.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: All right, mister Watson, don't worry about school. Do the baby? Baby? Baby,
Speaker 4: baby needs more.
Speaker 1: He's calling her baby baby. Yeah, you've been here too much?
Speaker 1: All right. Last one, This is Bella in Sumter. Fella says,
Speaker 1: I met a man online and I didn't know he
Speaker 1: was married until his wife showed up on one of
Speaker 1: our dates. She's filed for divorce and moved on. He
Speaker 1: and I had sex last night, and I want to
Speaker 1: give him a second chance, but I'm scared. Does he
Speaker 1: deserve it?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 4: Fela say?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: No, I'm scared for you. Well, let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: Once she showed up at that date, were not fit
Speaker 2: to hand, no sex. I'm gonna tell you this right here,
Speaker 2: this looked like a set up. Why is she here?
Speaker 4: Well? I just hey, send This is Rolando, Rolando, Jackie
Speaker 4: Bella is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Bella, Bella is. Come on, lady, can you
Speaker 2: give him a second chance if you want to? But
Speaker 2: you don't know the next time she coming over there. See,
Speaker 2: that's what I'll be concerned about.
Speaker 1: That man moved on life he has.
Speaker 2: She says she's fire for divorce. That's cool. You could
Speaker 2: have moved on without coming on this date with him.
Speaker 2: It's what I'm saying. What is the coming on the date?
Speaker 4: See?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, y'all gonna be sitting up there watching Netflix
Speaker 2: one night and you're gonna look at them. She's gonna
Speaker 2: come in there with some popcorn and all hell gonna
Speaker 2: break loose.
Speaker 1: And I watched it.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Watch Thank you Celo. Coming up at the top of
Speaker 1: the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you. Right
Speaker 1: after this You're listening.
Speaker 7: Morning show.
Speaker 1: The Urban One Honors celebrates the best in Black excellence
Speaker 1: in music, philanthropy, arts, and more. This year's theme, the
Speaker 1: Best in Black Honorees included Frankie Beverly, Dion Warwick, Mary J. Blige,
Speaker 1: Chloe Bailey, and Moore. And what can we say about
Speaker 1: the remarkable achievements of these honorees? Did you guys see
Speaker 1: the show anybody see the show. Yeah, I saw it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was very good. I mean Frankie Beverly long overdue
Speaker 1: for him to get something, oh him, Yes, give him
Speaker 1: all of that, yes please, and he was very grateful
Speaker 1: and very touched for it. I loved when Dion Warwick
Speaker 1: said during her acceptance speech, it's always an honor to
Speaker 1: be honored by your own. Mary J. Blige did a
Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg and she thanked herself for all of her
Speaker 1: hard work. Sears no a shout out. Shout out to
Speaker 1: the presenters Tiana Taylor, who looks like is going to
Speaker 1: play Dion Warwick when they do story Oh wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: nic Yeah, they definitely resemble Carl Thomas, Angie Stone kick
Speaker 1: Me Wyatt, Nicky Gilbert, and October London saying his smash
Speaker 1: it back to your place he was discovered by Snoop
Speaker 1: right October London's yeah. Yeah. So just to name a few,
Speaker 1: if you haven't checked it out, Tommy, I know you
Speaker 1: said you didn't get.
Speaker 5: A chance to see it, but motann I'm gonna catch
Speaker 5: the minimum minimum you know it.
Speaker 1: And other entertainment news. According to Yahoo dot Com, while
Speaker 1: promoting his new memoir, What Have we here. Eighty six
Speaker 1: year old Billy D. Williams says he is always comfortable.
Speaker 1: He's always been comfortable henging out with members of the
Speaker 1: l g B, t q I A plus community. He
Speaker 1: went on to say that he is unbothered by the
Speaker 1: rumors that people called him closet queen. He said he
Speaker 1: doesn't pay attention to any of that. Billy DE has
Speaker 1: made comments in the past that men should get in
Speaker 1: touch with their feminine side, but he said he wasn't
Speaker 1: talking about sex people, Okay. Billy D went on to
Speaker 1: say that he identifies as a man and that he
Speaker 1: is not gay. I go back in the day, though, losh, he.
Speaker 2: Gonna day.
Speaker 4: Yes, what did you say, Tommy, My mama loved her?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's what that was our moms zil Yes,
Speaker 1: damn just drinking cold yes, yes, So he has a
Speaker 1: new book out.
Speaker 4: What have we here?
Speaker 1: Also on other entertainment news A of course we know him.
Speaker 1: Alex Rodrincus as well has seen the comments and he's
Speaker 1: seen the memes.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: He's a retired Major League Major League All Star. He's
Speaker 1: been getting roasted on social media after showing up to
Speaker 1: an NBA game with his skin looking several shades darker.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, we know he's light skinned. Okay,
Speaker 1: so for dark now, he said. He decided to explain
Speaker 1: his change in appearance. He posted a video with the
Speaker 1: caption quote, everybody calm down, It's just a tan. It's
Speaker 1: just a tan. I know that I'm dark, but I
Speaker 1: am Dominican. Huh what'd you say, Tommy?
Speaker 4: That's all it is.
Speaker 2: I saw it, it's all ye yeah, yeah, y'all want
Speaker 2: to comment. Y'all need to try to figure out how
Speaker 2: why Sandy social look like.
Speaker 1: I was much lighter.
Speaker 3: He's through Damn. Yeah, you need to talking about it.
Speaker 2: Sammy looked like he worked down at the bakery, the
Speaker 2: achery how so. Yeah, just you know, he just looked
Speaker 2: that different. You know, he just looked like the dude
Speaker 2: that come out the back and back there.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Oh that's all not just just a different profession, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh but a Rod fell asleep said.
Speaker 4: That's that's cloox he got.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he didn't get around his eyes. Good
Speaker 2: spot that's lying.
Speaker 4: Around his eye. You gotta getting none on them.
Speaker 1: Why are people mad that a Rod is darker?
Speaker 4: Though? What is that about? I don't know Kelsey because
Speaker 4: he got a fade.
Speaker 2: Kelsey didn't start the faide and they talking about he
Speaker 2: never he knew he didn't start to fade. The brothers
Speaker 2: got phades.
Speaker 4: Man, Oh that's ours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't bother me.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that ain't. Ain't mad at that.
Speaker 5: Now you go to that Sammy though, that's Samy something else,
Speaker 5: cause that's two different looks.
Speaker 4: Said is SoCal? Why did he.
Speaker 1: Bleach his skin though? Why did he use those products?
Speaker 4: I wonder?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Shame, shame, he didn't want to be
Speaker 1: his dark skin.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, why would you bleach yourself?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: He trying to pass. That's what that's for you, A
Speaker 4: little bit la.
Speaker 3: Past.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look at his eyes.
Speaker 1: We're looking at him, saying, Sammy Solcer, right now.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about man. He just been from a black
Speaker 2: dude to just yeah he damned there. I'll bineo. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's that's that's he got too strong a bleach.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're down at the bleach though.
Speaker 2: They got levels.
Speaker 1: That's what Tommy said. He used florox and stuff.
Speaker 4: No florof when I'll see it. Oh yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's such a marked difference from when he
Speaker 1: was on the baseball field until when he started using
Speaker 1: the bleaching cream.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, Sad, give me a give me cracker.
Speaker 4: I'll get that.
Speaker 1: He was Sammy, So think I mean with a rod
Speaker 1: and get a tan.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, do you
Speaker 1: consider lying by omission the same thing as lying? Oh,
Speaker 1: this is a great question for you, Steve. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about it right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, So do you consider lying by omission the
Speaker 1: same thing is lying? That's the question. Lying by omission,
Speaker 1: of course, is when someone leaves out a crucial, crucial
Speaker 1: piece of information or fails to correct an existing misconception
Speaker 1: in order to hide the truth that your name all
Speaker 1: over it.
Speaker 2: That is not the same thing. Omission is not lined.
Speaker 2: Omission is omission. Line is changing or deliberately telling a
Speaker 2: false statement.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: For example, Steve, you tell your new romantic partner that
Speaker 1: you've never cheated on anyone by having sex outside the relationship,
Speaker 1: but you somehow neglect to mention your prior relationship ended
Speaker 1: because you had an emotional affair with a co worker.
Speaker 1: So do you consider it.
Speaker 2: Hold up, now, let me show you how this work.
Speaker 4: Read it? Read it?
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, you tell your new romantic partner that you've
Speaker 1: never cheated on anyone by having sex outside the relationship.
Speaker 4: I stopped right there.
Speaker 2: I did not have sex outside the relationship, had it
Speaker 2: while I was in the relationship. You see, ye, that
Speaker 2: right there? You see that loophole you could drop in.
Speaker 2: So absolutely, I didn't have sex outside of the relationship.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, But you neglect to mention your prior relationship
Speaker 1: ended because you had an emotional affair with a co worker.
Speaker 2: Emotional You didn't ask me about no prior relationship.
Speaker 1: So that's the whole point. Lying by missions. So just
Speaker 1: because somebody didn't ask you that you're still leaving.
Speaker 2: You have to ask the right questions.
Speaker 1: When you ask to volunteer something. Volunteer.
Speaker 2: Hey, I answer all the questions you asked me.
Speaker 4: That's it. Now.
Speaker 2: If you don't ask, as Tommy, say the right question,
Speaker 2: that's not my fault. See, you can't ask me a question,
Speaker 2: and then I had there's a loophole in the way
Speaker 2: you can question. Have you ever cheated on me?
Speaker 4: Honey?
Speaker 2: Cheated on your No, you wasn't even that How could
Speaker 2: I cheat on you?
Speaker 4: What we were in a relation? She wasn't even that.
Speaker 2: How could I cheat?
Speaker 1: And you you were.
Speaker 2: Being y'all could have woke me up. Y'all just gonna
Speaker 2: on me? No, no, no, you was not that?
Speaker 4: What what?
Speaker 2: What else you need to know about this is no.
Speaker 2: A line by omission is very very different from just
Speaker 2: flat out line on mission.
Speaker 1: Line is not think the same thing. Line is long.
Speaker 4: Line to give that not against Lyne. I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 4: just not again.
Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, Reverend
Speaker 1: Sharpton said this to black Trump voters, have you no shame?
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it after this.
Speaker 7: You're hardy morning show.
Speaker 1: You know. Donald Trump claimed that black voters like him
Speaker 1: because of his many indictments and his Fulton County mugshot.
Speaker 1: He said this during a speech at the Black Conservative
Speaker 1: Foundation gala this past Friday in South Carolina, YEP. Trump said,
Speaker 1: in part quote the mug shot. We've all seen the
Speaker 1: mug shot. You know who embraced it more than anybody else?
Speaker 1: The black population. Wow, I can't even believe, Well, yes
Speaker 1: I can. It's Trump. The former president is currently facing
Speaker 1: ninety one charges across several cases against him, and Reverend
Speaker 1: Sharpton asked the black Trump voters, quote, have you no shame?
Speaker 1: Take a listen.
Speaker 3: He had a mug shot, like all of us are criminals?
Speaker 12: Or to say that because he has four indictments, one
Speaker 12: of which are really two of which both Georgia and
Speaker 12: the Federal around him trying to rob votings when we
Speaker 12: had to fight, people were bloody, beating and killed to
Speaker 12: get us the right to vote. And one person, one
Speaker 12: of his supporters, got on Fox News saying Black's loving
Speaker 12: because of the sneakers.
Speaker 4: So let me get this right.
Speaker 3: He didn't support George Ford, Justine and Policing Act.
Speaker 1: Biden did and sign.
Speaker 12: An executive He didn't support the John Lewis Voting Rights Act.
Speaker 12: But we're supposed to go for sneakers and a mugshot,
Speaker 12: and those blacks that are standing there with him, have
Speaker 12: you no shame?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Black people that support Trump? No, man, you're a whole
Speaker 2: other kind of hateful because you hate yourself. You're going
Speaker 2: along with everything they say about us and everything he
Speaker 2: talks about. Is so you cool with mugshots and tennis shoes.
Speaker 1: With the stereotype. Yes, it's terrible.
Speaker 2: Yes, and you but you're okay with that. But you're
Speaker 2: saying you saying yourself up there, and you stand behind
Speaker 2: me and support him. Why why what has Trump done
Speaker 2: for Black America? What y'all want to sit up and
Speaker 2: slam the Biden administration? But we had that man on
Speaker 2: the show and what Biden has actually done, and the
Speaker 2: Democrats are doing a more than he poor job of
Speaker 2: pointing out what the Biden administration has done when they've
Speaker 2: done some great things for black people who turn health
Speaker 2: care in terms of debt relief, where colleges, all this
Speaker 2: stuff really helps us and affects us housing, things like that,
Speaker 2: bank loans. But Trump did none of what he said
Speaker 2: he gonna do. He didn't be on no wall, he
Speaker 2: didn't pass one infrastructure bill. Everything Trump did was for
Speaker 2: him and his croonies. And now y'all sitting up here
Speaker 2: acting like you one of them because you're not man,
Speaker 2: You're not. They don't even like you, but even like you.
Speaker 1: Because of a mugshot and his many indictments.
Speaker 4: And then some ugly ass sneakers. Let me just go
Speaker 4: ahead and say that, put that on the record.
Speaker 1: You don't like to go to goals, not working for you.
Speaker 9: No, but we did, like you said, Steve, last week,
Speaker 9: we did have the head of the Democratic Nationals mentioned
Speaker 9: the chair, Jamie Harrison, and he broke down a lot
Speaker 9: of points and a lot of things that the Biden
Speaker 9: administration has been doing and informing voters to get ready
Speaker 9: to vote.
Speaker 3: This right here with.
Speaker 9: Reverend oud Sharpton and saying have you no shame? I
Speaker 9: agree one hundred percent with what he's saying. That that
Speaker 9: is the most Trump is saying the most racist things
Speaker 9: you can say.
Speaker 2: And you know what, here's the bottom line. Just give
Speaker 2: me the list of stuff Trump has done for black people.
Speaker 2: Quite at list that because they not doing anything well, you.
Speaker 1: Know his attitude, they don't feel like they have to do.
Speaker 1: All they have to do to relate to us is
Speaker 1: do illegal stuff like what he's charged with.
Speaker 2: But listen to me, there are black people who are
Speaker 2: so wanting to be accepted into that mainstream culture that
Speaker 2: they will do anything to say, hey, I'm like y'all too,
Speaker 2: including vote for Trump. And what our Sharpton is saying
Speaker 2: is have you no shame? And the answer to that
Speaker 2: is no, no, use me, do me, abuse me, mess
Speaker 2: over me. And but please just say I'm one of y'all.
Speaker 2: If I stand next to y'all and vote please, and
Speaker 2: you're not, you never will be. When your black ass
Speaker 2: get pulled over by the police, you gonna find out
Speaker 2: how much they care about you being a Trump supporter.
Speaker 1: He said this in their faces too at the Black
Speaker 1: Conservative Foundation.
Speaker 2: Yes, he said he ain't trying to hide it.
Speaker 10: Uh uh.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, coming up next, it is a nephew
Speaker 1: and today's frank phone call. Right after this you're listening
Speaker 1: morning show coming up at the top of the our
Speaker 1: write about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for
Speaker 1: today and the subject is he caught me in his backyard.
Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is here with today's frank
Speaker 1: phone call.
Speaker 5: Were going to the graveyard, all right, get ready to
Speaker 5: get ready, to get ready to get ready. You gave
Speaker 5: wrong directions to my sister's grave. You gave wrong directions
Speaker 5: to my sister's grave.
Speaker 4: Head dog. Let's go hello, Thank you for calling. My
Speaker 4: name is subject stammen down tameram.
Speaker 10: Let me say she's in the office one moment, please dot.
Speaker 11: You just you don't make sense for the all to
Speaker 11: go out there like we did it and they're running
Speaker 11: into these type of prowduct that.
Speaker 4: Hello, hello, listen, my name is Subject Stammens. Okay.
Speaker 11: Now, my sisters since stem is buried out there, okay,
Speaker 11: and we come out there last week on Monday to
Speaker 11: come out there and pray all what the space was she? Now,
Speaker 11: you as the one that told us that it was
Speaker 11: a few spaces away from the mazoleumb Now we got
Speaker 11: out there and prayed over my sister friends and this
Speaker 11: barrel and find out that we was in the wrong space.
Speaker 4: And they say, you was the one that told it
Speaker 4: to us.
Speaker 10: So I don't even know what you're talking about. You
Speaker 10: was the one that told us that my sister I
Speaker 10: don't give out spaces. I'm in the administrative office.
Speaker 4: I don't know why you worked out. I don't know
Speaker 4: as you was the one that told us this. No
Speaker 4: I did, Yes, you did.
Speaker 11: You are the one that my grandbaby said that she
Speaker 11: talked to the woman named Tampa and you had us
Speaker 11: out there stand it over some white man's boy that
Speaker 11: it was.
Speaker 10: So I'm not a counselor, so I can't tell you
Speaker 10: where space is. So your granddor to lie to you.
Speaker 4: Ain't nobody knowed?
Speaker 1: Men?
Speaker 4: Now you had us out there in the wrong space.
Speaker 10: I couldn't have had you in the wrong space because
Speaker 10: I don't even know the Simes here.
Speaker 4: You know what, I'm gonna send my grand baby up
Speaker 4: there to talk to you.
Speaker 10: Okay, I'll be here to find You're very mischick.
Speaker 1: You know that.
Speaker 10: I'll be here till five o'clock. You have a good day.
Speaker 4: No, you don't. You hang up just falling on me.
Speaker 4: You have a good day. No, I'm not gonna have
Speaker 4: a good day. You had me praying over the president's body.
Speaker 4: That was the wrong What and we're sitting there praying
Speaker 4: over this white man's body? What? Right?
Speaker 10: Hello, I'm listening to you.
Speaker 4: You don't have an apology or nothing.
Speaker 10: Because I know I didn't tell your granddaughter where a
Speaker 10: faith was.
Speaker 4: Then what did you tell him?
Speaker 10: I don't even know who your granddaughter is.
Speaker 4: What you mean the Stamens family, we were not that.
Speaker 11: I don't know who the Sinon family is now Simon,
Speaker 11: that's demens demons.
Speaker 10: I don't know a Simon's family, That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 10: I'm not a counselor. I don't even deal with family.
Speaker 4: He had. What I need you to do? Can you
Speaker 4: go out there and pray over myself about it, I don't.
Speaker 10: Know where your sister is.
Speaker 11: Very supposed to have been six paces away from the
Speaker 11: mother limb.
Speaker 10: I don't are there any faces?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 2: Where is it?
Speaker 10: Where is it? Section two?
Speaker 4: We was in section two, but there was some white man.
Speaker 4: Wasn't that?
Speaker 10: That wasn't my sus Okay. I don't even know who
Speaker 10: your sister Francis is. I do not even know where
Speaker 10: section two is. Whoever came into the cemetery and said
Speaker 10: that they spoke to me. They probably did speak to me,
Speaker 10: and I probably got the information from a counselor, but
Speaker 10: I never told them exactly where the spot was. So
Speaker 10: if they were out there praying over your sister and
Speaker 10: they were in the wrong spot, that's not my problem.
Speaker 10: That praying over some white man, that's not my problem, sir,
Speaker 10: the wrong spot.
Speaker 4: If you gave the wrong information, that is, I don't.
Speaker 10: Give the wrong information. I told them, yes, she's in
Speaker 10: section two. I did not physically go out there and
Speaker 10: point to the spot to tell them to pray over
Speaker 10: that spot.
Speaker 4: Let me explain what I'm trying to stop from happening.
Speaker 11: If my people come out there, there's gonna be some
Speaker 11: mobody getting married, and I don't want nobody to get hurt.
Speaker 10: Your family can come up here. It's not gonna be
Speaker 10: no more bodies being buried that. What they can do
Speaker 10: is come up here, write and we can conversate about this.
Speaker 10: But it's not going to be an ug world here.
Speaker 4: I want you to go out there and you pray
Speaker 4: over friends in the body.
Speaker 10: I'm not going on to pray over nobody's body. It's
Speaker 10: not Remember I didn't tell them the wrong information and
Speaker 10: the law I dearly do.
Speaker 4: Then you ought to have some sympathy. I want you
Speaker 4: to bow your head right now.
Speaker 10: No, I'm going to end this conversation because all the
Speaker 10: work to do. Now they come in and talk to me.
Speaker 10: I will be here until five o'clock.
Speaker 4: Can I say one more thingful?
Speaker 10: You go say one more Thingking, I'm in the car.
Speaker 2: Okay, this nephew tom Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4: You just got pan. You are crave.
Speaker 5: Your sister to me because you up and you just
Speaker 5: got it baby from nephew Tommy. Well, you were standing
Speaker 5: in your ground. This guy she wasn't prayed over the
Speaker 5: wrong body. That don't mean nothing at all right, check
Speaker 5: it out. You got to tell me one thing, what's
Speaker 5: the baddest radio show in the land? How many yard
Speaker 5: and done it and went to the cemetery and went
Speaker 5: to the wrong grave before it's it can't happen now
Speaker 5: you know that, don't Yeah, I went to a whole
Speaker 5: you know, the whole way they getting ready to do
Speaker 5: what's what's it called when they getting ready to to uh.
Speaker 4: Here, when you get to the plot.
Speaker 5: We was actually at the plot, did a whole little
Speaker 5: whole ceremony and found out later we was at the
Speaker 5: wrong grave.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I actually put flowers on the grade. Tell me for
Speaker 3: my grandmother had to go back and get them because
Speaker 3: I was the wrong grade.
Speaker 1: You went back and got them.
Speaker 4: I got Now it looked like now it looked like
Speaker 4: you stole some fly. But it was the wrong grave.
Speaker 3: It was not us.
Speaker 4: I've done it.
Speaker 9: Okay, Well today, Yeah, who are you guys?
Speaker 3: You should have seen them roses for her birthday? You
Speaker 3: think I'm gonna lead them there? Oh, I don't know who.
Speaker 3: I don't know whom is headed Johnson is It's not
Speaker 3: the same person though, they told me, is it? No,
Speaker 3: that's not that's not it's not.
Speaker 5: I'm mad, all right, cemetery ain't no true. All right,
Speaker 5: all right, I gotta thank god. Greensboro, Greensboro, North Carolina,
Speaker 5: came out, six shols, sold out.
Speaker 4: The nephew appreciate it. I a piece of Native Thank y'all,
Speaker 4: Thank y'all.
Speaker 5: We had a blast and we did the dog one
Speaker 5: thing up next to Riley, North Carolina.
Speaker 4: That is Charlie.
Speaker 5: Good nights as this coming weekend. Get your tickets. They
Speaker 5: don't say right now. The nephew will be there real shortly.
Speaker 5: And uh yeah, muna be just as stupid as I. Well,
Speaker 5: I'm stupid all in North Carolina this month. That's what's
Speaker 5: going on in North Carolina. Just stupid, just straight stupid
Speaker 5: all in North Cakilaca. All right, you're every day the
Speaker 5: whole state exactly all right there in Houston too, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'll be stupid out here sometimes, which but why wouldn't
Speaker 5: I be?
Speaker 4: That's what I do. But not when the kids is around.
Speaker 1: I try to That's where you draw the line.
Speaker 5: That's when I draw the line. Yes, they at least
Speaker 5: have some respect for their daddy, right have be messed
Speaker 5: up at the school man, Damn your daddy stupid. No,
Speaker 5: I bet not here that I bet not here. Richmond,
Speaker 5: Virginia Landing the Cut, Richmond, Virginia, Funny Balls fifteen sixty
Speaker 5: seventy tickets on sail right now, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 4: All right, all right, thinking of you.
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Speaker 1: Nephew's subject he caught me in his backyard. Dear Stephen Shirley,
Speaker 1: I got busted and I don't know what to do
Speaker 1: to get my man back. I will admit that I
Speaker 1: search his phone and I look for makeup on his clothes,
Speaker 1: but other than that, I trust him. He has had
Speaker 1: a few slipups makeup on his shoulder of a shirt,
Speaker 1: but he said he likes to hug people instead of
Speaker 1: shaking hands. Right before his birthday, he planned a party
Speaker 1: for his boys at his house. He just rented a
Speaker 1: nice house and it has a huge deck with a
Speaker 1: built in bench and rope lights. I asked if I
Speaker 1: could come over and host the party for him and
Speaker 1: his friends, and he said that it wasn't that kind
Speaker 1: of party. He said it was going to be strippers
Speaker 1: and everything, and I didn't need to be around all
Speaker 1: of that. He plays a lot, so I didn't take
Speaker 1: him seriously. My co worker's boyfriend and my boyfriend are
Speaker 1: good friends, and that's how we met. So my coworkers
Speaker 1: started talking about how my man is happy to have
Speaker 1: his house and I'm going to have to keep my
Speaker 1: eyes on him because he's a cutie. That didn't help
Speaker 1: my crazy brain at all, and I made plans to
Speaker 1: go to the party secretly. It was cold that evening,
Speaker 1: so I got a blanket, some hot tea, and a
Speaker 1: skull cap to brace against the cold. I posted up
Speaker 1: on the bench on his deck and I had a
Speaker 1: good view of the kitchen because he didn't have any
Speaker 1: blinds yet. I saw a few girls come in, but
Speaker 1: they were not cute. Then someone turned on the patio
Speaker 1: light and yelled. I was busted. My boyfriend came out
Speaker 1: and I told him I was back there measuring his
Speaker 1: patio because I was buying him a gas grill for
Speaker 1: his birthday. He said, I'm crazy and he is done
Speaker 1: with me. I feel terrible. What can I do to
Speaker 1: get my man back? Well, you should feel terrible, and
Speaker 1: I don't know what you could do to get your
Speaker 1: man back, because that was crazy what you did. And
Speaker 1: if he ever needed an excuse to leave you, you
Speaker 1: just gave it to him. I can't believe that after
Speaker 1: all that planning, you know, you had the skull cap,
Speaker 1: you had the hot tea, the blanket, all that planning,
Speaker 1: you still got caught sitting on the deck.
Speaker 4: Clearly, this is not what you do.
Speaker 1: Plus, even though you said you do, you don't trust him.
Speaker 1: You do not trust him period. You've been going through
Speaker 1: his phone, You've been checking for makeup on his clothes
Speaker 1: for a while why date someone if you have to
Speaker 1: do all of this? You never once said you caught
Speaker 1: him cheating or even suspected him of being with other women.
Speaker 1: Nothing like that is in this letter. He was honest
Speaker 1: with you about you not coming because there were going
Speaker 1: to be strippers there at his birthday party.
Speaker 4: He told you that.
Speaker 1: How many men would even tell you that? So my
Speaker 1: question is, when do you ever just relax and enjoy
Speaker 1: this relationship. I don't think you do because you're too
Speaker 1: worried about what's going on. You're not good. You're gonna
Speaker 1: really have to work on your trust issues and your
Speaker 1: insecurity issues.
Speaker 2: Steve, you thought you was gonna be able to hide
Speaker 2: out in his back yard. He didn't catch you across
Speaker 2: the parkt lot looking, He didn't catch you at work
Speaker 2: looking through the window. He didn't catch you.
Speaker 4: At the drive through. Nope, your dumb ass was.
Speaker 2: Sitting on his back deck with a scug cap on.
Speaker 4: Girl. That's a good one.
Speaker 2: You get that blanket in that scug cap. He'll never
Speaker 2: know isu this woman right here, man, y'all, y'all, is
Speaker 2: something wrong with her?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 4: I got busted.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do to get my man
Speaker 2: back now, I will admit that I search his phone
Speaker 2: and I look for makeup on his clothes. But other
Speaker 2: than that, I trust him. You check his clothes and
Speaker 2: his phone. It's pretty much that's half what the own.
Speaker 2: He just rented the house.
Speaker 4: He just got that.
Speaker 2: You ain't been over there opening drawers or nothing yet,
Speaker 2: but that phone in them clothes, you check it now.
Speaker 2: He'dne had a few slip ups makeup on his shoulder,
Speaker 2: on his shirt, but he said he likes to hug
Speaker 2: people instead of shaking hand. That's a good one, dog,
Speaker 2: that's a good one. That always worked. That hug right there.
Speaker 2: You know. It's what you cannot is lipstick on that collar.
Speaker 2: That'sh the one that's gonna get you jammed up, but
Speaker 2: on shit. Old to make up all the time.
Speaker 4: Good one.
Speaker 2: Right before his birthday, he planned a party for his
Speaker 2: boys at his house. This is like a pre birthday.
Speaker 2: He rid of a nice house that that got a
Speaker 2: huge deck with a building in benching rope lights.
Speaker 4: I asked if I.
Speaker 2: Could come over and host a party for him and
Speaker 2: his friends, and he said it wasn't that kind of party.
Speaker 2: He said, it's gonna be strippers and everything. And I
Speaker 2: ain't need to be around all that. You ain't here,
Speaker 2: he told you, don't come over here. Don't need you
Speaker 2: hosting no party. It ain't that kind of party. We
Speaker 2: know where to be at. Subway is hosting it. All
Speaker 2: the subways has already cut. All this subway is in
Speaker 2: here for is to absorb some of this alcohol. We
Speaker 2: know where all the drinks is at. Everybody make their
Speaker 2: own drink, and we're gonna have strippers. This is not
Speaker 2: a sit down, This is not a tasting. This ain't
Speaker 2: what y'all do. This ain't trumpets and tea were in
Speaker 2: here drinking, and the subway sandwich is gonna try to
Speaker 2: absorb some of this alcohol so we can get back
Speaker 2: to the house without tear up the car. But we
Speaker 2: need these trippers at the house. He plays a lot,
Speaker 2: so I ain't take him seriously. That sounds like playing
Speaker 2: to you? How hell that sound like playing to you?
Speaker 2: What's wrong with this woman right here? But notice though,
Speaker 2: just the same woman gonna be on that back deck
Speaker 2: with that scull cap on in that blanket, And I
Speaker 2: don't know how she figured she gonna sit there the
Speaker 2: whole night looking through that damn window And ain't nobody
Speaker 2: gonna see her, dumb an. We'll find out mode he
Speaker 2: come back.
Speaker 1: This window. Oh no girl, All right, Steve, hang on.
Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Subject is of today's
Speaker 1: strawberry letter, he caught me in his backyard. We'll get
Speaker 1: back into it right after this listening.
Speaker 7: Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: The subject he caught me in his backyard.
Speaker 2: This woman right here has a problem. She got a
Speaker 2: man that she's dating, and she go through his phone.
Speaker 2: She searched his phone, and she uh uh looks for
Speaker 2: makeup on his clothes. But other than that, she trusted
Speaker 2: because he had a few slip level with makeup on
Speaker 2: his shoulder and he said he's a hug instead of
Speaker 2: shaking hands. All right, pimped like that one that can
Speaker 2: happen you clean. Right before his birthday, planning a party
Speaker 2: for his boys at his house, rented a nice house
Speaker 2: with a back deck with rope lights on it. This
Speaker 2: is key information for later. On a back deck with
Speaker 2: rope lights on it, I asked vo could come over
Speaker 2: and hold it, and had a built in bitch, and
Speaker 2: I asked V I could come over and host a
Speaker 2: party for him and his friend. He said it wasn't
Speaker 2: that kind of party. He said, it gonna be strippers
Speaker 2: and everything. And you ain't need to be around all that.
Speaker 2: He told you, you ain't this type of woman. You
Speaker 2: don't need to be here. He play a lot, so
Speaker 2: I ain't take him sinous, How that.
Speaker 1: Calm down?
Speaker 2: Can I come over and hold your party? You don't
Speaker 2: need to be over here. We're gonna have strippers over here.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, all right, you play too much.
Speaker 2: You play a lot. Anybody gonna have no strippers. Okay.
Speaker 2: My coworker's boyfriend, uh my, my coworker's boyfriend and my
Speaker 2: boyfriend are good friends, and that's how we met. So
Speaker 2: the coworkers started talking about how my man is happy
Speaker 2: to have his house and I'm gonna have to keep
Speaker 2: my eye on him because he's a cutie.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: Right after that, she said, that didn't help my crazy
Speaker 2: brain at all, and I made plans to go to
Speaker 2: the party secretly. Crazy see crazy brain gonna come back again.
Speaker 2: That didn't help my crazy brain. I made a plan
Speaker 2: to go to the party secretly. Okay, well, let's see
Speaker 2: how what you're planning on doing. It was cold that evening.
Speaker 2: Oh so I got a blanket, some hot tea, and
Speaker 2: a scug cap to brace against the cold. This sounded
Speaker 2: like a novel. Yeah, this is somebody you know about
Speaker 2: to climb out everyth or soth. I posted up on
Speaker 2: the bench on his back deck and had a good
Speaker 2: view of the kitchen because he don't have blinds yet.
Speaker 2: What you went outside in the cold with this hot tea,
Speaker 2: this blanket, to scug cap and posted up on the
Speaker 2: bench so I could get a view of the kitchen
Speaker 2: because he don't have blinds yet. I saw a few
Speaker 2: girls come in, but they were not cute. They strippers.
Speaker 2: These is howse strippers. House strippers is different from club strippers.
Speaker 2: Oh they are.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Club strippers is in a control environment. They're gonna be
Speaker 2: a little bit fine because they got to get interviewed
Speaker 2: to get the job, and it's a selection process. How
Speaker 2: strippers just show up This is what I'm doing tonight.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah they don't. They don't normally come from the club.
Speaker 2: That's a whole nother price.
Speaker 4: Jesus.
Speaker 2: House strippers they ain't coming from the Purple Onion and
Speaker 2: Pink Pony and Magic City. There's too much money down there.
Speaker 2: See they throwing thousands of dollars, tens of thousands on
Speaker 2: that stage, hundred at night. That ain't finna happen at
Speaker 2: the house. How strippers is different.
Speaker 1: How strippers versus club strippers.
Speaker 4: They don't even have names. They use their real name.
Speaker 4: This Diane, this kid.
Speaker 1: Glitter didn't come.
Speaker 2: They don't even have stripper name because they house stripped.
Speaker 2: They use their real name. They name is on their
Speaker 2: driver's license. I saw a few girls come here, but
Speaker 2: they not. Then somebody turned on the patio light and yelled,
Speaker 2: I was busted.
Speaker 4: What do you mean? You were busted?
Speaker 2: You didn't get caught. They saw you. You the only
Speaker 2: person asked out there on the bench with the rope
Speaker 2: lights in the cold, with a brinklet, with some hot
Speaker 2: teeth and a scug cap, and somebody cut the light on.
Speaker 4: I was busted. No, they saw you. You didn't secretly
Speaker 4: at tea in the party.
Speaker 2: You weren't even in the damn party. And then my
Speaker 2: boyfriend came out and told me, and he busted you.
Speaker 2: My boyfriend came out. I told him I was back
Speaker 2: at measuring his patio because I was buying him a
Speaker 2: gas grill for his birthday. Why are you a measuring
Speaker 2: the tape while you out here at night? What's the
Speaker 2: scug cap and the blanket folk? While you out here?
Speaker 2: And why you look nervous? He said I'm crazy? He
Speaker 2: said you're crazy. You said early in the letter that
Speaker 2: didn't help my crazy brain at all. Now everybody know
Speaker 2: you crazy. He is done with me. You just set
Speaker 2: your dumb ass on the deck thinking it was his secret.
Speaker 2: Now you come talking about he caught me in his backyard.
Speaker 4: He didn't catch you. They saw you.
Speaker 2: Catch you were sitting on the bench looking in that
Speaker 2: kitchen wonder like you were watching Netflix. They didn't catch you.
Speaker 4: They saw you. This is real simple. You ain't busted.
Speaker 4: They saw you.
Speaker 2: And then you said you was back there measuring his
Speaker 2: deck for a gas grill.
Speaker 1: That was a bad line.
Speaker 2: You got the worst line skill. What is his skull
Speaker 2: care for in this big ass blanket? Why are you shaking?
Speaker 4: How long you been out?
Speaker 2: Here's what can I do to get my man back?
Speaker 2: First of all, listen to me. That's not your man.
Speaker 2: Stop saying man. He all right.
Speaker 1: Poster comments that's from Hugged Today's Strawberry.
Speaker 2: Letters, why you don't see the lipstick on the collar, and.
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Speaker 1: six minutes after the hour, we'll hear from Junior and
Speaker 1: Sports Talk. Right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 7: Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, he is here Junior and
Speaker 1: Sports Talk. What you got Junior?
Speaker 4: All right, Shirley.
Speaker 3: Lebron James is in the news right now.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: He took a forceful tweet, but he took it down.
Speaker 4: Clay.
Speaker 6: We're talking about his son, Bronnie James, And uh, the
Speaker 6: whole thing was about the NBA mock drafts, and they
Speaker 6: moved Bronnie out of the mock drafts. And then Lebron
Speaker 6: James said, hey, man, why don't y'all leave him alone?
Speaker 6: Just leave Bronnie alone. He's working, he said, he just
Speaker 6: keep his head down working. He don't care about a
Speaker 6: mock draft. They mean absolutely nothing. Then he says, he
Speaker 6: goes on to say, and if you anybody that want
Speaker 6: to play in the NBA quit worry about mark drafts,
Speaker 6: and then he took the he took the tweet down.
Speaker 6: I think he's absolutely right. You know, Ronnie been through
Speaker 6: a lot in a year. You know, he had the
Speaker 6: cardiac arrest on the basketball court at practice for USC
Speaker 6: and now he's back out here playing again, and that
Speaker 6: that's all that really matters.
Speaker 3: He's playing something that he really love to do. And
Speaker 3: they don't have no bitness telling them to worry about
Speaker 3: the mock draft. Just what we see you being seated
Speaker 3: at And now we don't see.
Speaker 2: God his courage and all that. But I have a
Speaker 2: heart attack on the basketball court. And next time you
Speaker 2: see me, I'm gonna be in this knitting class. What
Speaker 2: I so still quiet? Yeah, I'm gonna have some pearls
Speaker 2: on clutching my Yes, I'm gonna take that right there.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you right now. Yeah, any heart skill.
Speaker 1: You're not going back and doing that.
Speaker 2: I'll be sitting next to that girl in that Strawberry letter,
Speaker 2: be sitting there desk school, kept rocky drinking.
Speaker 1: What's got that doing?
Speaker 4: Man, I'm just here just he's a great kid.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 2: Uh, Yeah, that has done a great job of parenting
Speaker 2: man with Lebron.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: I got to give Lebron credit. Man, that dude has
Speaker 2: kept his life in order. I don't know how he
Speaker 2: did it rained no way, oh man. This dude right
Speaker 2: here is outstanding in no way I could have done.
Speaker 1: Would you have a party?
Speaker 4: Got that thirty nine forty? Yeah? With that much money?
Speaker 4: What would be wrong with m tms to what?
Speaker 6: But you know we're probably the most, Steve the most.
Speaker 6: So hanging there Briannie and being appreciate you bro, taking
Speaker 6: up for your son.
Speaker 3: Man, that's his son.
Speaker 4: For another thing.
Speaker 3: He's not gonna sit up there and lie y man.
Speaker 2: People gonna keep messing around with people's family. Man, they
Speaker 2: don't understand that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what. He is a freshman this year.
Speaker 3: It's not like he looking to come out this year.
Speaker 2: Freshman Michael Jordan got cut from his high school team.
Speaker 3: Come on now, hanging in ten jr.
Speaker 1: Thank you coming up next. Steven Man on social media,
Speaker 1: needs your advice. He says, my girlfriend is really fine.
Speaker 1: Why is she with me? We'll talk about that. You're
Speaker 1: listening morning show, all right, Steve so Aaron on Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Wrights. I've been seeing this girl for a few
Speaker 1: months and everything is all good. She is fine as hell,
Speaker 1: and all my homies say she is out of my
Speaker 1: league so much so that I can't help but think,
Speaker 1: why is this fine woman with me? Is this all
Speaker 1: some sort of big joke to her? I mean, she
Speaker 1: comes from a wealthy family and it's gorgeous and intelligent,
Speaker 1: and I'm an average looking guy from a middle class
Speaker 1: family who's never done that well in school. Should I
Speaker 1: just be grateful? Or is something wrong here?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: Bro, you're looking at three men on this show that
Speaker 2: couldn't wrote that letter, So you know, I know one
Speaker 2: of them, don't think so, but yeah, three of us that.
Speaker 4: Could have wrote that letter. You know who who?
Speaker 2: Aaron, It's a good for you because it's a good
Speaker 2: start you admitting that you're not attracted. It's so hard
Speaker 2: to watch people go through life and not know that
Speaker 2: they ain't attractive. We have that on this show. Yeah, boy,
Speaker 2: troubles us, you know, it just troubles us that we
Speaker 2: have to deal with this right here. But you know, man,
Speaker 2: look just enjoy it. You know it ain't gonna last
Speaker 2: because last No, it's not gonna last because he gonna
Speaker 2: destroy it. Because at one point in time, you're gonna
Speaker 2: have to think you worthy of it. Yeah, you know
Speaker 2: you're gonna You're gonna do it what you got. You're
Speaker 2: gonna look look at this, man, Could it be though, dog?
Speaker 2: You looking at how how how you look? Could it
Speaker 2: be though? The way you talk to her, the way
Speaker 2: you treat her, the way you listen to her, the
Speaker 2: way you handle her, the way you support her. Could
Speaker 2: it be that? And that's what you want to do.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: You want to outpunch your coverage. And that's what you did.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You in the big leagues, and you your girls should
Speaker 2: be finding in you. If she's not this whole nother letter. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he ugly, she's.
Speaker 1: An average looking guy.
Speaker 2: Now, see when you say you average, can you pretty much?
Speaker 2: You closed it looking like you've been injured and you
Speaker 2: have facial injury. Yeah, they had some type of facial trauma.
Speaker 2: A bat something something got you, Yeah, you know, a
Speaker 2: bag of quarters, something, something got your ass.
Speaker 4: And.
Speaker 2: You know, and you just gotta admit it. And then
Speaker 2: I dealt with that for a long time in my life. Man,
Speaker 2: I've always had to deal with that. Now and you
Speaker 2: just got to come to terms with it. It's okay, man,
Speaker 2: it's really okay. My strong suggestion for you don't get
Speaker 2: your hustle game on and up, get out there and
Speaker 2: make as much money as you can. And that way, man,
Speaker 2: you being to hold on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, that was yeah, okay, that's the best
Speaker 1: piece of all right.
Speaker 2: I mean just look at this.
Speaker 3: Sure, look at.
Speaker 4: Us Tommy doing. He had to me.
Speaker 2: Tommy had here get radio shows, stand up TV, had
Speaker 2: hare and he did it.
Speaker 1: All right, we have another one. This one's from Tommy.
Speaker 1: This one's for Tommy. This question, uh, this is from
Speaker 1: BJ and Steve Harvey FM. BJ says, over the weekend,
Speaker 1: my homeboy thought it would be funny to play a
Speaker 1: prank on me by putting a piece of grocery store
Speaker 1: of fish underneath the seat of my car. I didn't
Speaker 1: drive anywhere yesterday, so my car has been stinking for
Speaker 1: two days. I can't take it. The smell is truly
Speaker 1: off the chain and unbearable. So Tommy, how do you
Speaker 1: unstink a car? I need to do that first, and
Speaker 1: then what kind of prank can I do to pay
Speaker 1: him back? He wants to know all that.
Speaker 5: We gotta get this clothox in his cart if we
Speaker 5: want to get that fish smail out of there.
Speaker 4: We got fabulosa and clox. Let that see it.
Speaker 1: That's strong, that's wrong.
Speaker 2: And then he let me let me think about the
Speaker 2: prank though, let me that's gonna take me a minute.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, all right, by gonna.
Speaker 4: Come back hard.
Speaker 2: They put this fish in his Damn, we don't come
Speaker 2: it hard.
Speaker 1: All right. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 1: Show coming up at about twenty minutes after the hour.
Speaker 4: Right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: Before we went to break you guys, we talked about
Speaker 1: bj who wrote to Tommy over the weekend how he
Speaker 1: was pranked by his boys who put a piece of
Speaker 1: grocery store fish underneath the seat of his car. He
Speaker 1: didn't drive anywhere, so his car had been stinking for
Speaker 1: like two days, and he said he can't take it.
Speaker 1: The smell is truly off the chain and unbearable. So
Speaker 1: he wants to know from you, Tommy, how do you
Speaker 1: unstink a car? You told him we get some bleach
Speaker 1: in five ulos.
Speaker 2: So almost step in here. Because Tommy is Tommy's a
Speaker 2: prank master. So Tommy got to think of how to
Speaker 2: prank you were talking about, just vintage.
Speaker 4: Just here.
Speaker 2: What you got under each one of his head rests
Speaker 2: in his car? Put a nice little, nice little cap
Speaker 2: of fresh dog doodo. Put it under each head rest
Speaker 2: and push them head rest back down.
Speaker 4: Put that in his car.
Speaker 2: You ain't even got to worry about it. And put
Speaker 2: it under the head rest. He'll never look under there.
Speaker 4: The can't get that out of there either, that's not
Speaker 4: you're gonna be get that out of there. You have
Speaker 4: his permanent If you can't hang that.
Speaker 2: Little Christmas tree on the rear view mirror, you can stop.
Speaker 2: You get all them cotton swabs out the air fresh.
Speaker 1: You're quite the pranks to yourself, mister Harvey.
Speaker 4: That ain't age.
Speaker 1: Coming up next? Uh at thirty three minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: we'll play around it. Would you rather? Right after this
Speaker 1: you're listening.
Speaker 7: Morning show?
Speaker 1: It is time now, fellas for a round of would
Speaker 1: you rather? Here's the first one? Would you rather give
Speaker 1: up sex? Or give up watching sports? Forever?
Speaker 4: Be the sports? The football and basketball at baseball? Really
Speaker 4: all that good golf? Man?
Speaker 1: The hell with all that basketball?
Speaker 4: Junior basketball? B he's got it.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even know who playing who there? I wouldn't
Speaker 3: the whole the team.
Speaker 1: I don't care no sex, all right, Steve, what you
Speaker 1: got ill?
Speaker 2: I'd be so unconcerned with sports, okay, to be watching stuff,
Speaker 2: I don't even be watching all the half wife shows.
Speaker 2: I do stuff I would never do. I'd be sitting
Speaker 2: watching cooking shows. That's competition, I'll be. I'll be all
Speaker 2: down there in it and all the pit master competition.
Speaker 1: Barbecue, all right? Would you rather hit your baby toe
Speaker 1: every time you walk through the door or always get
Speaker 1: something in your eye every time you go outside?
Speaker 5: A ready, get some of my We're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 5: break that toe off we keep hitting it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: we're gonna be black. It ain't gonna look good.
Speaker 6: Nottain wear sandals, no more, no flops.
Speaker 4: Nothing wrong with his toe? All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather sweat all the time or smell bad
Speaker 1: every day? Would you rather sweat all the time or
Speaker 1: smell bad every day?
Speaker 2: I don't want to smell bad.
Speaker 1: Don't be fun though, I guess that depends.
Speaker 4: Buy me a whole bunch of black clothes going out there,
Speaker 4: all right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather be reincarnated as a rat or a skunk?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 2: I'm coming on him.
Speaker 1: It's good to load.
Speaker 2: Yeah what Oh no, skunk, skunk a bad you? You
Speaker 2: you can get them off you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: All right, all right.
Speaker 1: Guys, yeah, okay, dog.
Speaker 4: Turned around and range what this whole?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 2: I shut the park down today, y'all. I'll kill all
Speaker 2: this picnicking.
Speaker 1: Okay, So skunk, it is.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather have casual sex every day or only
Speaker 1: have sex with someone you love once a year?
Speaker 4: Casua to you, nothing happened on my bird.
Speaker 1: That's today's round. Would you rather coming up? At forty
Speaker 1: nine minutes after the hour, it's our last break of
Speaker 1: the day, and we'll close out the show with one
Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
Speaker 1: day on this Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Hey, you know something I want to say something? What
Speaker 2: about black Trump supporters? Uh? This is very simple for me.
Speaker 2: I'm okay with blacks being Republicans. You know, when I
Speaker 2: actually look at my life in this totality, I have
Speaker 2: some conservative views on certain things. I guess I would
Speaker 2: because consider to think conservatively, you know, you know, I
Speaker 2: guess I am.
Speaker 4: I don't share all their views.
Speaker 2: I don't share all liberal views.
Speaker 4: I just don't.
Speaker 2: Some of the liberal views I happen to think are
Speaker 2: a little bit too liberal. And there are some conservative
Speaker 2: views that I think is entirely too conservative. So I
Speaker 2: guess I'm somewhere in the middle. I don't really have
Speaker 2: a problem with black people being Republicans. That's your right
Speaker 2: to have conservative views. That's your right, and I'm okay
Speaker 2: with that. The problem I have with you is not
Speaker 2: your views. It's your choice of candidate to carry your
Speaker 2: views as the torch bearer. That's the problem I have. See,
Speaker 2: I have a problem with some Democrats. Just because you're
Speaker 2: a Democrat. Don't make you my guy. You know if
Speaker 2: you do some things that's not right as a Democrat. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm not really gonna vote for you. I don't understand
Speaker 2: how you all have collectively come to the point of
Speaker 2: deciding as a Republican party that this is the candidate
Speaker 2: unless unless, and this is where I think the problem
Speaker 2: really lies. You like people, and you choose to vote
Speaker 2: for people who are like you. Now that's the scary part.
Speaker 2: That you as a black person, you as an African American,
Speaker 2: can have the same views as Donald Trump, do you
Speaker 2: even understand who this man really is? Do you understand
Speaker 2: his background? Do you understand the reason he doesn't make
Speaker 2: a great leaders because he's never been a great servant.
Speaker 2: What made Barack Obama so great was he was a
Speaker 2: servant first. What makes a lot of people great is
Speaker 2: there are certain most great leaders have been great servants before,
Speaker 2: because you understand the needs of the people. Donald Trump
Speaker 2: has never had a poor day in his life. He's
Speaker 2: never had a day where he's ever had to understand
Speaker 2: the down trodden. He's never had to understand a day
Speaker 2: of what it's like not to have equal rights. He
Speaker 2: has never spent a day being oppressed. We as black
Speaker 2: people live that existence every single day, and then you
Speaker 2: turn around and will cast your vote for a person
Speaker 2: who knows nothing of that and is not even sensitive
Speaker 2: to your issues. Listen to me, there are a lot
Speaker 2: of people who don't know who don't have the life
Speaker 2: I just described, but you're not sensitive to it. You
Speaker 2: don't have a policy that understands that. You don't understand. Okay, look, okay,
Speaker 2: listen to me. I got you on some border control.
Speaker 2: I got what you're saying. But then you know what
Speaker 2: The truth of the matter is you really don't, because
Speaker 2: let me explain something to you. You know good and well,
Speaker 2: as a Republican who owns restaurants, as a Republican who's
Speaker 2: in the construction and building business, as a Republican who
Speaker 2: is in the food industry, you know who works those fields,
Speaker 2: you know who builds those buildings. You know who the
Speaker 2: general laborers are, and you know who works in these restaurants.
Speaker 2: You know exactly who that is. And you have to
Speaker 2: have them to make it work for you.
Speaker 4: But you know what you do.
Speaker 2: You underpay them all. You fight minimum wage. A farm
Speaker 2: worker don't make minimum wage? You think does a farm
Speaker 2: work out there making how many dollars an hour? Are
Speaker 2: you serious? No, all these lands keepers crews that you
Speaker 2: see on golf courses, Trump's golf courses. I've been on
Speaker 2: the cup level. I'm talking about man looking. There's nothing
Speaker 2: wrong with that. But don't speak a word of English.
Speaker 2: I know, goodwill. Everybody over there ain't legal, but see
Speaker 2: you use the ones you won't over here. But then
Speaker 2: you try to act like and then he said he's
Speaker 2: gonna build a wall, He's gonna Mexic Mexico pay for it.
Speaker 2: He ain't do none of that. He said it was
Speaker 2: gonna come up with the largest infrastructure build that this
Speaker 2: nation has ever known. He ain't build a road, a highway,
Speaker 2: or airport, a terminal, nothing, nothing. He don't care nothing
Speaker 2: about your life, your causes. He tells it to you.
Speaker 2: He got black jokes for you, and these are the
Speaker 2: one he's saying out loud. You don't hear the ones
Speaker 2: at his country club. You don't hit the one in
Speaker 2: that office in the back room. You don't hear the
Speaker 2: one at the boardroom. You don't hear the jokes on
Speaker 2: the nights out with the boys. I'm privy to a
Speaker 2: lot of that because I sit in them country clubs
Speaker 2: with them. I know who they are. I know exactly
Speaker 2: who they are. But you're sitting up here thinking like
Speaker 2: if you act like one of them, that you will
Speaker 2: be one of them. You will never be one of them. Ever,
Speaker 2: I don't care what you do, because your skin walks
Speaker 2: in the room long before you open your mouth, long
Speaker 2: before you get to exude your conservative views. Your skin
Speaker 2: speaks volumes. I was watching a podcast the other day
Speaker 2: of Trump podcast, and two black girls got on there
Speaker 2: because they wanted to join in, they ask them to
Speaker 2: leave the podcast because we don't want y'all. That's who
Speaker 2: Trump really is, and how you don't see that.
Speaker 4: Is beyond me.
Speaker 2: But like Revendule Sharpton said, of all the black people
Speaker 2: that lost their lives for us to vote, who were
Speaker 2: killed and denied the process, now you turn around to
Speaker 2: take your vote and give it to the one man
Speaker 2: who tried to destroy the election. Who's behind the January
Speaker 2: sixth uprising?
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's my message to y'all. But if he get in,
Speaker 2: you're gonna pay for it because you're gonna find out
Speaker 2: you ain't wanted them at all. Y'all, have a nice
Speaker 2: day today, vote like you're supposed to you, hear me?
Speaker 2: All right, that's it, see y'all among half y'all ain't
Speaker 2: coming back with his coach book.
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