Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that wound up in jail after
Speaker 1: he tried to start his own high energy religious group.
Speaker 2: Put him the meth into Methodist Church.
Speaker 1: That is.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have for ten.
Speaker 1: To fifteen years if you want to attend his next
Speaker 1: Sermonrystal Method.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how does this sermon go for three days?
Speaker 1: Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news stories
Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've
Speaker 1: got a laser when those other hoigh lunatics just dump
Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Ireland. A thirty
Speaker 1: six year old woman named Carol Walsh was in a
Speaker 1: car accident seven years ago. Her vehicle got rear ended
Speaker 1: and she filed a personal injury lawsuit for eight hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty five thousand dollars, claiming that she was left
Speaker 1: with a disabling condition.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, that can happen. Pretty
Speaker 2: serious stuff.
Speaker 1: She claims she had constant back in neck pain that
Speaker 1: prevented her from working for more than five years. Wow.
Speaker 1: She also couldn't play with her children or carry out
Speaker 1: basic chores.
Speaker 2: Couldn't even take out the trash.
Speaker 1: This sounds kind of nice.
Speaker 3: It sounds like your life already? Have you been injured?
Speaker 1: Her case has been tied up for a while, and
Speaker 1: recently the court was shown a newspaper photo from twenty eighteen,
Speaker 1: less than a year after that crash, showing Kara participating
Speaker 1: in a Christmas tree throwing contest. There's a picture of it,
Speaker 1: actually wood that is a large tree, and.
Speaker 3: She put her back into it.
Speaker 1: If she's leaving a large spruce tree in the photo.
Speaker 2: You can go see it on our Insta stories right now.
Speaker 2: It's not dead. It's all like a light you know, wooden.
Speaker 1: Like dried out tr So what did Kara say in
Speaker 1: response to the physical evidence? She claimed that though she
Speaker 1: may have looked happy in that pick, she was actually
Speaker 1: an excruciating pain.
Speaker 3: The big smile on her face must be a grimace.
Speaker 2: Yeah, judge did not buy it and threw out her case.
Speaker 2: Just throw it out Christmas tree?
Speaker 3: How far did he hook it?
Speaker 1: I guess it goes to show if you deal with chronic,
Speaker 1: debilitating pain, there are some things you just can't do,
Speaker 1: like throwing a giant Christmas tree.
Speaker 3: There's like a huge crowd watching.
Speaker 1: Well this next Lazer Stories out of Largo, Florida, Forty
Speaker 1: five year old Ronte Stokes was a groomsman at a
Speaker 1: wedding recently, but right after the ceremony and the reception
Speaker 1: got going, he.
Speaker 2: Got into a fight.
Speaker 3: Man, love not agar.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't just with anybody. It was his sister.
Speaker 1: And his sister just happened to be the bride, you.
Speaker 3: Know sometimes siblings did. The mom and dad put him
Speaker 3: in time out.
Speaker 1: Apparently it started as an argument and then, according to witnesses,
Speaker 1: she made reference to Ronte as being the only one
Speaker 1: of his siblings to get the family chin.
Speaker 3: Like a Peter Griffin cho I don't know, but apparently
Speaker 3: that's a touchy subjection.
Speaker 1: He attacked her, yeah chin first. As the scuffle ensued,
Speaker 1: he was pulled off his sister, but then struck several
Speaker 1: other people on his way out, including his brother in law,
Speaker 1: a bridesmaid, his twelve year old niece, and his own
Speaker 1: mother who's sixty five years old.
Speaker 2: And I can get out.
Speaker 1: It was around ten pm when this happened, and police
Speaker 1: say alcohol may have been a factor, probably or not,
Speaker 1: because Ronte has got a long rap sheet and spent
Speaker 1: over ten years in prison. Oh just last month he
Speaker 1: got fined five hundred dollars for disorderly intoxication at a
Speaker 1: different wedding.
Speaker 3: Is that the cousins.
Speaker 1: He's now facing five battery charges, all felonies, and they
Speaker 1: also tacked on a criminal mischief charge because he threw
Speaker 1: a lawn chair through a glass door on his way out.
Speaker 2: You think they put the cuffs on his chin.
Speaker 3: There's always one in the family, though we all have one.
Speaker 1: But still he's not even in the top five of
Speaker 1: Florida's worst wedding guests of the year.
Speaker 2: Of just this, Yeah, better luck next.
Speaker 1: Year, Ronte. Next laser story is out of food news.
Speaker 1: Little Caesars is gonna start cutting their pizzas more like
Speaker 1: felt at Joe Anne Fabrics.
Speaker 2: I say that.
Speaker 1: Because the restaurant chain will be testing a new pizza
Speaker 1: which will be sold by the yard so cool it'll
Speaker 1: be long rather than being circular or square.
Speaker 3: Does that mean that you could get just the middle
Speaker 3: and not get the outer edges of the crust?
Speaker 1: If they're gonna right now, that would be the best
Speaker 1: way to do The one version features a full yard
Speaker 1: of Detroit style deep dish, eight slices of something called
Speaker 1: three Meet treat and eight slices of pepperoni, and the
Speaker 1: slices will be end to end to stretch out one
Speaker 1: full yard, which is equal to three feet or thirty
Speaker 1: six inches.
Speaker 2: Wait, that's gonna be kind.
Speaker 3: Of inconvenient, like walking down the street with that. No, yeah,
Speaker 3: turn sideways when you go out the door.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a super longs like a violin case.
Speaker 3: Strap strap it on the hood of your car.
Speaker 1: Now, they're only available in select locations in Virginia and
Speaker 1: North Carolina, and if it's a hit, they'll expand it nationwide.
Speaker 1: And as for the price, it's currently at twenty dollars
Speaker 1: per yard.
Speaker 3: Yikes, it's pretty big.
Speaker 2: That's a pretty large fat.
Speaker 1: It's right feet and you can get it up to
Speaker 1: three yards connected, which is nine feet total.
Speaker 3: Going to transport that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta strap it to the top of the car,
Speaker 2: like you were saying.
Speaker 3: Or if you haven't, if you want delivery, they're gonna
Speaker 3: pull u haul up in front of your house.
Speaker 2: Let's go to your next lazer story.
Speaker 1: Out of relationship World, everyone on the dating scene has
Speaker 1: at least one deal breaker, but a viral conversation online
Speaker 1: was brought up recently talking specifically about hobbies that are
Speaker 1: red flags.
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, here's.
Speaker 1: The top ones. Number four being obsessed with celebrity culture.
Speaker 1: Is that a hobby, especially worshiping celebrities, like if you
Speaker 1: have pictures of.
Speaker 2: Them shirtless posted all around your workspace.
Speaker 3: I never thought I had a hobby until you mentioned
Speaker 3: shirtless men.
Speaker 2: It's a big.
Speaker 1: Number three is collecting controversial memorabilia, like things involving serial
Speaker 1: killer or Nazis and taxidermy.
Speaker 3: How is that only number three? It was really honestly
Speaker 3: red flag my entire town.
Speaker 1: Number two being a social media influencer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, big red flag.
Speaker 3: It'd be hard to hang out with a person who
Speaker 3: is doing social.
Speaker 1: Media because I always think I'd be great if I
Speaker 1: could stream full time. But then like streamers go on
Speaker 1: vacation and they have camera gopers strapped to them streaming lives,
Speaker 1: or I feel like Alexus, you have your little brother
Speaker 1: like follow.
Speaker 2: You around the camera.
Speaker 3: Definitely not a red flag.
Speaker 1: And finally, the number one hobby that's a turnoff for
Speaker 1: daters all over the country, people who have no hobbies.
Speaker 1: Now you gotta be into something, have nothing going on?
Speaker 3: Did you know this list was just redultack?
Speaker 1: It could be anything you could be doing, old tire collecting, driftwood,
Speaker 1: widowing or like this guy.
Speaker 2: He's a bona fide sneaker head okay.
Speaker 3: And it's still better than anything Alexis does.
Speaker 1: In Literally his head is all the way inside of
Speaker 1: that sneaker right now. This guy is a wonted man
Speaker 1: that sounds ways of stories. Has come to an end
Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again the same time
Speaker 1: on Friday, Brooke
Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the morning.