Speaker 1: All right, we are tired of people asking how radio
Speaker 1: still exists.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's just what your friends saying. Can you tell
Speaker 2: them that.
Speaker 3: Nobody listens to it? And podcast? Thanks for being here.
Speaker 3: It's starting right now.
Speaker 4: A disturbing press release just came out today. It's broken
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: A man disturbed enough for this song?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so, because I know we always talk
Speaker 4: about food innovations and food mashups.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we normally it's a positive thing.
Speaker 4: And maybe I'm just being cynical old Jeff when I
Speaker 4: first read this this morning, thinking well, this is the
Speaker 4: end of civilization as we know it here it is
Speaker 4: what you say, I'm encouraging all my co hosts to
Speaker 4: disagree with me. Here be the glass half full. Types
Speaker 4: put a positive spin on it. But KFC just announced
Speaker 4: a new menu item combining fried chicken with pizza called
Speaker 4: Cheezza Cheazza.
Speaker 2: I mean the name I'm here for. I'll tell you
Speaker 2: that it's.
Speaker 6: Got cheat in the name, though, oh they use in
Speaker 6: the fried chicken is the cross.
Speaker 4: It's made from two fried chicken filets, which are then
Speaker 4: topped with the marin air sauce, mozzarella, cheese, and pepperoni.
Speaker 4: I mean's just chicken.
Speaker 2: Yeah, chicken parm with some pepperoni on. I mean, I
Speaker 2: love a good chicken par I can get behind this.
Speaker 4: Most pizza places can't do a good pizza though, Like,
Speaker 4: what makes you think that KFC is able to.
Speaker 5: Pull it off?
Speaker 3: It's delicious, Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: Well, look, they did this over in the Philippines in
Speaker 4: twenty fifteen and it was a huge hit. The Well, no,
Speaker 4: they expanded it to Taiwan and Korea, Thailand, Germany, and Spain,
Speaker 4: among others. They did it for a whole decade around
Speaker 4: the world, and now it's finally coming to the USA.
Speaker 6: A decade of research that people love this and you're
Speaker 6: still hating.
Speaker 7: On it people from every different like culture.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say it's bigger than their othersh of
Speaker 4: novelty items. Because this Cheezza became so popular, they're not
Speaker 4: just bringing it here, They're actually opening up a handful
Speaker 4: of KFC cheats areas chicken pizza stores. That's how confident
Speaker 4: that they are that Americans are gonna love Cheezza that much.
Speaker 6: Tell you, I'm looking at a picture of the cheats
Speaker 6: area and there their slogan. Maybe they could work on
Speaker 6: it's not pizza, it's cheezza.
Speaker 2: The confused that how many people in a boardroom.
Speaker 3: Did it take to come up with that?
Speaker 4: The store looks like it's the front for some sort
Speaker 4: of like drug operation.
Speaker 2: For it definitely is going to be in the Breaking
Speaker 2: Bad sequel if it looks like that.
Speaker 8: For the next slogan is it's not drugs, it's food.
Speaker 5: Getting ready for a mouthful of Cheezza.
Speaker 4: We're gonna get ready for a throatful of the shot
Speaker 4: collar question of the day of our own digital jakes,
Speaker 4: give it to us. You're always welcome.
Speaker 9: Did you four know that today is National Inconvenience Yourself Day?
Speaker 9: Oh wow, it's actually perfect because I've always dreamed of
Speaker 9: opening up my own inconvenience store. Yeah, it's like a
Speaker 9: seven eleven, but it's only open for seven minutes and
Speaker 9: eleven seconds on Tuesdays and all payments have to be
Speaker 9: written as personal checks.
Speaker 10: God no park.
Speaker 9: So in honor of my future inconvenience store, today, you'll
Speaker 9: be quizzed on the top twenty items purchased at seven
Speaker 9: elevens across the country in a special edition of blenty
Speaker 9: of twenty, and I'll convenience you a little bit. There's
Speaker 9: a helpful hint. Not all the items on this list
Speaker 9: are going to be food for We drew a name
Speaker 9: out of a hat earlier, and Alexis your first top
Speaker 9: twenty most popular things for purchase out of seven eleven.
Speaker 2: I mean you said not all food.
Speaker 1: And like, when I go in to gasshes because I'm
Speaker 1: on my ways somewhere and I need more white cloths so.
Speaker 3: Driving stuff, I were like, we should get alcohol for this.
Speaker 3: You know, I know we stopped that.
Speaker 2: It's not bad.
Speaker 9: I have alcohol my list, Alexis, I need you to
Speaker 9: be more specific about a type of alcohol.
Speaker 8: That's a lot.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go beer beer.
Speaker 9: I do not make the top twenty sae no beer
Speaker 9: on my list here. There is one alcohol in the list. Brook,
Speaker 9: You're up next year.
Speaker 8: You go to seven to steal beer.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm actually gonna go to non alcoholic beverages and
Speaker 6: do their iconic slurpy.
Speaker 9: Oh so lurpies number fourteen. I'm gonna include slurpees, damn
Speaker 9: big gulps, any large that comes from a fountain. There
Speaker 9: number fourteen on the listiculator beer, I mean.
Speaker 11: Just everywhere that sells us I feel like it's successful.
Speaker 11: At a coffee coffee?
Speaker 2: Did they have so many creamer options?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Actually the whole coffee.
Speaker 9: Yeah, coffee number eleven on my Okay, Jose has saved
Speaker 9: Jeffrey Europe.
Speaker 4: I know I go there mainly for lubricin, So show
Speaker 4: me motor oyl Jake.
Speaker 13: What did you think?
Speaker 6: That's what I thought too, Yeah, for your car.
Speaker 4: Motor oil is number thirteen on the list.
Speaker 9: Specifically, Jeff I'm sure you know the five W thirty
Speaker 9: is the most popular brand of motor Brooke. We're back
Speaker 9: to you. Alexis is already out and the number one
Speaker 9: answer is still on the board.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say lottery tickets.
Speaker 4: A lottery tickets.
Speaker 9: That's number twelve on the Jose eure up.
Speaker 11: Okay, man, I'm going into stoner maxim mode. And what
Speaker 11: do I get when I'm in character?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: What ship?
Speaker 9: Chipipsunchies number eighteen on the list. Lobo Jalapeno Kettle Style
Speaker 9: are the best sellers at seven eleven.
Speaker 2: The kettle Style anything.
Speaker 9: The entire top ten is still on the board. We're
Speaker 9: back to Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: When I'm just trying to visualize the story, it's like
Speaker 4: four aisles of candies and snacks, and then there's the
Speaker 4: one random corner of random crap. That's where I would
Speaker 4: get like my one ply toilet paper to Brook Hall.
Speaker 4: So give me one ply toilet paper.
Speaker 9: Chick, one Ply number fifteen on the list. I'm sorry,
Speaker 9: I don't have the most popular ply or brand, but
Speaker 9: toilet tissue is number fifteen. We're back to Brook.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I can't believe it hasn't been said.
Speaker 6: Smells so good when you walk in those hot dogs.
Speaker 9: Hot dogs number sixteen on the list. You guys are
Speaker 9: just dotting the teens up here. Back to you the
Speaker 9: top ten.
Speaker 8: I gotta go save here man Reese's Peanut butter Cups.
Speaker 9: Reese's Peanut butter Cups is not the candy I was
Speaker 9: looking for.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 9: There's still a candy on the board. There's still an
Speaker 9: alcohol on the board, but not the ones I'm looking for. Jeffrey,
Speaker 9: it's down to you and Brook.
Speaker 4: Okay. I know they don't have a wide selection of this,
Speaker 4: but sometimes Bagel when I'm driving by needs his seven
Speaker 4: to eleven dog.
Speaker 5: Treats, Dog treat dog treats.
Speaker 9: It did not make the top twenty. That means Brook
Speaker 9: you're a winner of plenty.
Speaker 5: Of twenty today.
Speaker 4: Let's go over the lists here, you guys.
Speaker 9: Miss Number one on the list was water.
Speaker 3: This is a bottle of water, right.
Speaker 9: Actually, Jose, I thought you were going this when you
Speaker 9: were talking about Stoner Max A bit lighter. Number two, Yeah,
Speaker 9: phone charger, iPhone cable was three. A dozen eggs and
Speaker 9: doughnuts rounded out the top five. So the QT I
Speaker 9: was looking for would have taken gummy worms or bears
Speaker 9: on the rollers out there. Burritos are Tiketo's number seven.
Speaker 9: We got energy drinks. Wine was the alcohol. Your seventy
Speaker 9: year old Chardonay, Hostess cupcakes, Glaze, Mini Buns, O Good
Speaker 9: Chips was on there.
Speaker 4: You got that.
Speaker 9: Newspapers was number nineteen and Gatorade was number twenty. That
Speaker 9: was plenty of twenty.
Speaker 2: Me mix my miss my gas station days.
Speaker 4: Bo comes out on top for the convenience store items,
Speaker 4: so she gets to choose. You get shocked today they'll
Speaker 4: be singing Snap your fingers by Little John.
Speaker 3: Alexis was terrible on the first one. You deserve it,
Speaker 3: I was shock, Yeah, your fingers do you stay?
Speaker 1: You can do it all by yourself?
Speaker 4: Shot colic question of the day we got your photown
Speaker 4: coming up in just.
Speaker 5: A few minutes.
Speaker 12: It was at Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Isn't it strange that on the air Brooke is always saying,
Speaker 4: you guys can come over to my house anytime we're
Speaker 4: doing a big movie night projector in my backyard giant
Speaker 4: block party, the whole.
Speaker 2: Neighborhood's coming, and you guys ever come.
Speaker 4: Well once the microphones are off, has anyone here actually
Speaker 4: gotten an invite to hang out you? I mean, technically
Speaker 4: she's invited Alexis over, but that was to watch her
Speaker 4: dog and clean the wine stains out of her furniture.
Speaker 2: Does that even count?
Speaker 4: Brooke refuses to be seen with us out in public.
Speaker 4: In fact, she requested that all of our faces be
Speaker 4: blurred as we record this next segment because her country
Speaker 4: club friends might.
Speaker 5: Watch the video.
Speaker 4: Why let's all try not to embarrass Brook with our
Speaker 4: lowly presence during a brand new edition of What's on
Speaker 4: Your Mind? We're gonna do it coming up right now.
Speaker 4: It's kind of sad that we've made the most comfortable,
Speaker 4: cozy types of clothes mainly to wear while we're asleep
Speaker 4: and during the day we'll cram into the scratchiest pieces
Speaker 4: of fabric that we could find. So right now we're
Speaker 4: about to be both physically and mentally uncomfortable as we
Speaker 4: go around the room for a brand new edition of
Speaker 4: What's on Your Mind?
Speaker 5: Starting with brook Brook, What's on your Mind?
Speaker 6: It has been a wild couple of days with me
Speaker 6: and the police.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, okay.
Speaker 6: We're driving home at the end of the weekend, right,
Speaker 6: long haul from my parents' house. I'm going ten over
Speaker 6: and of course i pass a cop in the median
Speaker 6: and I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, you're driving in the median the cop city.
Speaker 14: Now okay, the cops in the way.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, here it goes. I pull over to
Speaker 3: the next leg. Get ready, lights flip on.
Speaker 2: And he gets the guy behind me.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I am feeling good, right, I am feeling
Speaker 6: so good you are.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
Speaker 5: He took the hit for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, but I want
Speaker 3: to thank him.
Speaker 6: Well, you say that until this morning when I'm driving
Speaker 6: to work. This time I'm going thirteen to fifteen over
Speaker 6: the sea.
Speaker 3: Not only that in the carpool lane.
Speaker 7: Wonder I just didn't know that there was cops on
Speaker 7: our way to work, And all of a sudden, I
Speaker 7: see the lights, the red and blue in my rear
Speaker 7: view and I'm like, this is karma.
Speaker 12: This is it.
Speaker 3: I pull over and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I knew it was too good to be true.
Speaker 2: So he walks up to the window. I give him
Speaker 2: my stuff. He lets me off with a warning.
Speaker 7: No, I have never actually gotten out of the ticket.
Speaker 12: Ever.
Speaker 3: This ticket would have been huge.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I don't know if I should get
Speaker 6: a lottery ticket today, if I should try to go
Speaker 6: get another speeding ticket.
Speaker 3: Because it felt so good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks, jose on your mind.
Speaker 11: All right, So for my birthday this year, I'm doing
Speaker 11: something I've always dreamed of, and I'm getting a sweet
Speaker 11: at a professional sporting events, very fancy, my own suite.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna have it fully catered, all right.
Speaker 11: And there's only one issue is that I can only
Speaker 11: fit fourteen people into the suite.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, so of course that's why we haven't
Speaker 6: got it.
Speaker 11: I start inviting, of course, my friends and family, you know,
Speaker 11: the immediate most important people in my life, and then
Speaker 11: I'm like, okay, I got.
Speaker 5: A few spots left.
Speaker 11: But then I'm like, I don't want to just like
Speaker 11: invite part of the show because that's rude.
Speaker 8: It's like picking favorites.
Speaker 11: So then you know, I want to bring the whole
Speaker 11: show if I'm going to bring you guys, but there's a.
Speaker 2: Lot of them, but that would be fourteen with significant others.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 11: So I've come to the conclusion that none of you
Speaker 11: are going to be there, and none of you are
Speaker 11: invited at my birthday party.
Speaker 2: Tell us this.
Speaker 11: You gotta let me finish, Okay, all invited. Virtually, I
Speaker 11: solve the problem. We're gonna have an iPad on one
Speaker 11: of the sweet tables. You guys can tune in whenever
Speaker 11: you'd like. I can walk you around the suite. We
Speaker 11: can show you everything I could. I could face the game,
Speaker 11: you can watch it from So you guys would still.
Speaker 5: Be there, you just won't be there.
Speaker 3: I'm in it.
Speaker 2: I can you send us some of the catered food
Speaker 2: to our home. And I wasn't gonna get you a
Speaker 2: birthday present.
Speaker 6: Now I don't feel bad about it, alexis what's been
Speaker 6: on your mind.
Speaker 1: You guys know, But for anyone who doesn't, I pet
Speaker 1: sat for Brook a few weeks ago.
Speaker 3: You know, it went great. Brook talked really highly of this.
Speaker 3: She was so good.
Speaker 4: Why is this coming up again?
Speaker 8: The dog liked you.
Speaker 1: It's going up because strange things have been happening since then.
Speaker 1: Well besides Brooks kids taking her phone and texting me
Speaker 1: for jokes.
Speaker 2: They really like Alexis, do they? Because I got a
Speaker 2: call for Brook after.
Speaker 1: And and she asked me if I stole her daughter's laptop.
Speaker 3: Because it's missing.
Speaker 1: And her son beaks, I'm the number one suspect who
Speaker 1: took her daughter's school laptop.
Speaker 6: Actually wanted me to ask, he said immediately when Dora
Speaker 6: couldn't find her laptop, Alexis.
Speaker 3: Did it?
Speaker 4: Were you on the laptop?
Speaker 3: I was on the iPad, so I did not take it.
Speaker 2: And well you know they found it.
Speaker 3: Not my fault. Okay, okay. Days later, I get another
Speaker 3: call from Brook.
Speaker 2: Can I steal this answer?
Speaker 3: Her son gets on the phone and he.
Speaker 1: Tells me I have a fist ready for your face.
Speaker 3: I didn't expect to say that.
Speaker 4: Where that came from was whispering that into.
Speaker 13: His ear.
Speaker 3: Context. I don't know what I did to him. I
Speaker 3: don't know either, I don't This isn't from me.
Speaker 6: The first, or has it out for Alexis language.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Please don't make me have to block you.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 4: If you don't follow the show on our TikTok and
Speaker 4: our instagram, no one blames you for that. Brook might
Speaker 4: shame you on socials, but no one's going to think
Speaker 4: less of you if you don't follow us at Brook
Speaker 4: and Jeffery.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but.
Speaker 4: If you do, go to our TikTok every Friday, we
Speaker 4: put up my parody song.
Speaker 5: Of the week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty popular.
Speaker 5: It gets a lot of views in comments.
Speaker 6: It goes viraled like the Taylor Swift one did like
Speaker 6: six million on TikTok.
Speaker 4: It's TikTok, so there's a decent amount of gen z
Speaker 4: ers on there and a lot of them comment like
Speaker 4: with the same slang, saying things like dang, jeff ate that.
Speaker 5: And that's positive?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 15: I ate that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good thing. Well, one person doesn't think
Speaker 4: that's positive, and that's my mom. He texted me very concerns, saying,
Speaker 4: do you see all the people talking about you eating
Speaker 4: so much in the comments? Clearly you're gaining weight and
Speaker 4: everybody is noticing, and I'm like, no, Mom, I don't
Speaker 4: think that's what they mean. She's like, no, your metabolism,
Speaker 4: it's not what it used to be. That's why you're
Speaker 4: wearing all those ridiculous costumes now to hide the budge. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, to everyone who's commenting, I appreciate the love,
Speaker 4: but maybe even the comments, you could just say you
Speaker 4: did a good job, jeff Yeah, it's just the thumbs
Speaker 4: up a moment better than you ate it, or you
Speaker 4: make my mom freak out again.
Speaker 5: No idea things.
Speaker 4: We're adopting a bunch of animals. The text in seven
Speaker 4: eight five nine two, you can tell us what's on
Speaker 4: your mind.
Speaker 5: It's broken Jeffrey in.
Speaker 4: The morning text in seven eight five nine two says,
Speaker 4: how do you guys come up with these segments? You
Speaker 4: guys are the best radio show ever.
Speaker 6: Got we have that many unstable listeners?
Speaker 4: He out, Yeah, I'm just going to say, everything's off
Speaker 4: the top of our head. It's totally natural. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's happening right now. Sure. Another text says, my favorite
Speaker 4: thing on the show is when Brooke and Jeffrey sing the.
Speaker 5: Dots dots, dots together, dots.
Speaker 4: We'll love when.
Speaker 5: They're on the same page and laughing together.
Speaker 4: Since it's not all of the time normally, I hear
Speaker 4: the jealousy in Brook's cold dark voice. Producer jealous I
Speaker 4: had that last time, and one one says, what's on
Speaker 4: my mind? An eyeball only weighs twenty eight grams. Please
Speaker 4: don't ask me how I know this.
Speaker 2: We're not going to We are not going to do that.
Speaker 2: That is who measured it.
Speaker 5: We have forwarded it to the police.
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Year has four seasons. Yeah, I'm not talking about spring, summer, winter.
Speaker 5: And fall.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about.
Speaker 4: I'm talking about cuffing season, breakup season, random mating season,
Speaker 4: and the one we're in right now, suffering single season,
Speaker 4: the time of year where more people than ever find
Speaker 4: themselves going on terrible dates. Personally, I look forward to
Speaker 4: this time every single team because I just I mean,
Speaker 4: I do love a little gentle suffering myself, but mostly
Speaker 4: it gives other people stories that they can bring to
Speaker 4: our next segment, because we're doing a brand new Battle
Speaker 4: of the Tender Dates celebrating suffering single season coming up
Speaker 4: right after this Hope.
Speaker 12: One Dating app. Then there's you gip right, The question
Speaker 12: is whose love life is more tragic.
Speaker 5: It's Battle of the Dates.
Speaker 4: It is the dating game show that defied me medical
Speaker 4: science by somehow getting itself.
Speaker 5: Pregnant and cut the whole thing on camera.
Speaker 4: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates, where two of our
Speaker 4: listeners square off to find out whose love life is
Speaker 4: the most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just a second. First,
Speaker 4: let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, before every kiss,
Speaker 4: she likes to give herself citrusy fresh breath by gargling
Speaker 4: a bottle of OJ with extra pulp, and that's why
Speaker 4: she's known as Juicy Lucy.
Speaker 2: She does it right after she brushes her teeth.
Speaker 4: And in the other corner, she can seduce any man
Speaker 4: with her patented dance move, the slow motion twerk with
Speaker 4: double finger guns, no pistol rip crystal.
Speaker 16: Hey guys, what's up?
Speaker 2: Jose just tried to do that in studio.
Speaker 4: Out of the game works. One contestant will start by
Speaker 4: telling one of their worst date stories, and then we'll try
Speaker 4: and counter with a nightmare story of their own. We're
Speaker 4: going back and forth for three rounds until we declare
Speaker 4: a winner. We're gonna start things off with juicy Lucy.
Speaker 5: Let's go.
Speaker 16: Okay.
Speaker 15: So I was at a guy's place. He took me dinner,
Speaker 15: and afterward I asked like, you know, do.
Speaker 10: You want any help with the dishes?
Speaker 15: And he was like, oh, don't worry about it. His
Speaker 15: dog licks all of his plates clean.
Speaker 2: No. No, and you had already eaten.
Speaker 15: And he wasn't joking.
Speaker 4: Nasty pistol whip crystal, can you counter?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 16: So I went out to drink with this guy. He
Speaker 16: was he was like super rich and everything. We had
Speaker 16: this really fancy, upscale, like bougie piano bar.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 16: But when we got there, he requested the pianists to play.
Speaker 4: Baby Shark Only, one of the most romantic songs of
Speaker 4: all time?
Speaker 2: Was he trying to be funny?
Speaker 16: I mean I thought so the first time, but it
Speaker 16: wasn't just one time.
Speaker 10: I swear it was like six or seven times.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean that song gets stuck in your head and
Speaker 6: just don't keep requesting it.
Speaker 5: That's part of the fun is to keep repeating it.
Speaker 16: But he was also paying the guy too, so he
Speaker 16: was like dropping big money on this guy. I wear
Speaker 16: like fifteen minutes he must have paid, like I.
Speaker 10: Don't know, like two hundred dollars.
Speaker 12: Oh whoa.
Speaker 16: I was so mortified by the end of it. It
Speaker 16: was just like everyone was like, give me the depth stare,
Speaker 16: and I.
Speaker 17: Was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 2: I'll call you daddy sharp.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: There was just jealous of you. We're on to round two, Lucy.
Speaker 5: Back to you, all right.
Speaker 15: So I was at dinner with a guy when he
Speaker 15: got a call and he was like, oh my god,
Speaker 15: I'm so sorry. I have to take this right.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 15: So I'm like, oh, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 2: It happened.
Speaker 15: Sometimes he gets into an argument with the.
Speaker 3: Person about what.
Speaker 10: I wasn't sure at first. I could tell it was
Speaker 10: a woman.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's not good.
Speaker 15: It turns out it was his mom.
Speaker 3: Oh oh oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Je's like I get this, I get this.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 15: He was like screaming at his mom.
Speaker 10: And even though this man was thirty seven.
Speaker 15: Years old, she was upset with him because he didn't
Speaker 15: finish his chores that day and she wanted him to
Speaker 15: come straight.
Speaker 6: Out.
Speaker 4: Mom, are soaking okay, you'll get to it, Crystal. Back
Speaker 4: to you. Yeah.
Speaker 16: So I went on this coffee date and this guy
Speaker 16: showed up wearing scrubs, and I was thinking, like, oh,
Speaker 16: a doctor.
Speaker 10: You know, Like.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I was like, oh, I feel so bad.
Speaker 16: He just got off of work, do it whatever? And
Speaker 16: he's like, oh no, it's okay, Like, don't worry about it.
Speaker 16: He works in insurance. And I was super confused, so
Speaker 16: I was like, wait, what do you what do you mean?
Speaker 16: So apparently he got the scrubs from like the soft
Speaker 16: store down the street, and I was like, you're company,
Speaker 16: I guess, but like why are you wearing them? And
Speaker 16: he's like, oh, well, if I happened to bail on
Speaker 16: the date or whatever, he would just use the scrubs
Speaker 16: to say he was a doctor. And then he would
Speaker 16: go he I'll never risk up.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, And he explained this to you.
Speaker 5: Got to respect a man with a plan.
Speaker 4: Not a lot of guys going on to our third
Speaker 4: and final round. We need your best stories here, ladies.
Speaker 4: So Lucy, what have you got?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 15: So I hung out with this guy on my birthday. Afterwards,
Speaker 15: we go to his place, right yeah, and when we
Speaker 15: when we walk in, he had actually hung up a
Speaker 15: little banner for me. She's decorated.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 15: There were party streamers and like he even had a cake.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 16: Was over the moon, and so he sang for me,
Speaker 16: he took a picture.
Speaker 10: I was like so happy.
Speaker 15: No date had ever done anything like this for me before.
Speaker 15: So then he tells me don't touch any of it
Speaker 15: because all the party supplies were pretty expensive and he had.
Speaker 10: To return them in the morning.
Speaker 6: Even like Cake, I couldn't even touch the cake.
Speaker 10: It was all for the picture.
Speaker 6: Cakes wants to know if it was his instagram worthy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I didn't post it, but still, come on,
Speaker 4: here we go, Crystal last shot.
Speaker 10: So I went back to the Sky's place right because
Speaker 10: they had.
Speaker 16: A great date or whatever, but I.
Speaker 15: Had to use the restroom.
Speaker 16: Okay, so while I'm while I'm in there, he had
Speaker 16: one of those kids, like potty training toilets or whatever.
Speaker 12: Kid. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2: I also worrying about.
Speaker 16: I was like, I didn't know you, you know, had
Speaker 16: a kid, and he's like, oh, well, I don't have
Speaker 16: a kid. The little pondies for me to use by
Speaker 16: the couch when I'm too lazy to walk to the bathroom. Oh,
Speaker 16: I literally just like throw up the one mouth.
Speaker 11: It was, oh, oh my gosh, I'm to put these
Speaker 11: all over my apartment, hopefully just for number one though,
Speaker 11: oh god, why would you even come on?
Speaker 4: Sorry, we can't go any deeper into that. As much
Speaker 4: as we want to discuss that there was the final bell,
Speaker 4: we need to go and score this with the judges.
Speaker 5: Alexis, who are you giving it to you?
Speaker 3: Crystal?
Speaker 1: I have a new fear unlocked that every man has
Speaker 1: a little toilet next to.
Speaker 4: His cat one for Crystal.
Speaker 6: Br I just still can't get over the dog licking
Speaker 6: the plates clean.
Speaker 2: I give it to Lucy.
Speaker 5: We're all tied up, jose you read the deciding factor.
Speaker 11: Oh man, well gotta go with Lucy with the mom
Speaker 11: calling him on the chors.
Speaker 4: Juicy, Lucy, you four thousand of our listeners to uninstall
Speaker 4: Tinder forever.
Speaker 2: She's crying, but not for good reasons.
Speaker 4: Text in seven, eight, five nine too, if you want
Speaker 4: to appear on the next edition of Battle of the
Speaker 4: Tender Days.
Speaker 5: We got your phone camp coming up.
Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: In today's prank call, we reach out to a guy
Speaker 4: who's been cheating the system at his work for quite
Speaker 4: a while. Apparently they have a program there where if
Speaker 4: you agree to carpool on your way to the office.
Speaker 4: You get a discount on parking, and you also get
Speaker 4: a spot closer to the building reserved for you.
Speaker 8: That's kind of cool.
Speaker 12: Nice.
Speaker 4: So, yeah, he signed up, but he actually hasn't been
Speaker 4: doing it.
Speaker 2: How dare he?
Speaker 4: Luckily his buddy ratted him out to us, Yes, not
Speaker 4: to the company. So we're gonna turn up the heat
Speaker 4: and call him while he's at work so you could
Speaker 4: hear he's trying to keep it down and stay composed.
Speaker 4: He's in a restroom when he answers, you're gonna hear
Speaker 4: it in your phone.
Speaker 5: Tap right now.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi is this Michael? Yeah, this is Dane Glebits
Speaker 4: from Corporate HR.
Speaker 5: How do you even home to speak with me?
Speaker 13: Yeah? Yeah, Hi, Hi Michael, of course.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So I'm looking at our records and it says
Speaker 4: here that you've been in our carpool program for the
Speaker 4: last couple of years, and I'm just wondering, how's that
Speaker 4: working out for you?
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, yeah, you remember the carpool program. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 13: I mean it's going really well. I've got the schedule,
Speaker 13: it's set up pretty well. I go and pick up
Speaker 13: like a different co worker kind of every day.
Speaker 4: Sorry, what were you saying.
Speaker 13: Uh, what was that?
Speaker 5: What do you mean?
Speaker 13: Well, I just thought I heard a sound. I don't
Speaker 13: know what that was.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh I actually I kind of heard that too.
Speaker 4: I don't know where that came from. What were you saying?
Speaker 4: You say you picked up your coworkers.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well, I've got got the schedule set up where
Speaker 13: I pick up you know, a different co worker every day.
Speaker 4: Weird. I don't know why that keeps happening. Oh wait,
Speaker 4: I know that's my BS meter BS meter. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: goes off whenever I'm getting horn swaggled. Okay, look, you
Speaker 4: can cut the act, Michael, because I've worked here for
Speaker 4: over a decade. I didn't just fall off the turnip
Speaker 4: truck yesterday. I know you're lying to me.
Speaker 13: I mean, I'm still not totally sure.
Speaker 5: I'm not totally sure.
Speaker 4: Look, we have video of it arriving to work every morning,
Speaker 4: and in the last six months you've maybe carpooled once.
Speaker 4: You're hiding some coworkers up in your clothes there.
Speaker 13: Okay, Look, I swear I can explain with uh huh.
Speaker 4: We've already to sit down with your buddy Alan. He
Speaker 4: told us everything about what you've been doing.
Speaker 13: What Alan Alan from work.
Speaker 17: That's something.
Speaker 4: Either way, I'm not supposed to be ratting people out.
Speaker 4: The bottom line is you're caught.
Speaker 13: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: So at this.
Speaker 4: Point, here are your options. You can either a pay
Speaker 4: back all the money that you still from the company
Speaker 4: in the past couple of years and b face a
Speaker 4: large fine or possible jail time for carpool fraud. No,
Speaker 4: no options. C you can avoid your jail and make
Speaker 4: amends through our community service program vwave.
Speaker 13: What is V waves?
Speaker 5: VWAV?
Speaker 4: It stands for Vroom with a Vagrant What Our company's
Speaker 4: partnered with the city to assist them with social services
Speaker 4: by offering to drive homeless people around town.
Speaker 13: Are you freaking kidding me?
Speaker 4: All you gotta do is on your way into work,
Speaker 4: just stop at the nearest encampment when you'll have a
Speaker 4: v wave sticker up on your windshield. Just open up
Speaker 4: the door and they'll pile right on in.
Speaker 13: How much is possible? There's no way that this is allowed.
Speaker 4: No, it's good. You don't even have to honker anything.
Speaker 4: They just see the sticker and they know what you're
Speaker 4: all about.
Speaker 13: I mean, I need to believe that the company would
Speaker 13: sign up for something like that.
Speaker 4: And the good news is they don't really have much
Speaker 4: to do during the day, so you just drive over
Speaker 4: to work. They'll sit in your car for eight hours
Speaker 4: and then just do stuff in there. Do you get back?
Speaker 13: Like what stuff?
Speaker 15: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Who knows?
Speaker 13: This is insane? Like what a ridiculous thing you're saying.
Speaker 4: I know it's not insane. It's good because this way
Speaker 4: you're actually fulfilling your car pool promise that you made
Speaker 4: to the company.
Speaker 5: Now when you haven't been following.
Speaker 13: Through one, there's no way I'm doing that.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, at this point, you don't really have a
Speaker 4: lot of choice, So I need an answer from you, Michael.
Speaker 4: Is it gonna be thousands of dollars in fines and
Speaker 4: penalties and possible jail time or one.
Speaker 5: Year of Vwave.
Speaker 13: I can't go to jail.
Speaker 4: I've heard it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 13: No, but just stuffer a second.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm just your choice.
Speaker 13: Fine, I guess I'll do the vwave thing.
Speaker 5: I'll tell the city to mail a V wave sticker
Speaker 5: over to your home address.
Speaker 13: So I mean, like, not, what like what happens next?
Speaker 4: Uh? Well, do you mean before or after I tell
Speaker 4: you that your buddy Nick set you up for this
Speaker 4: prank phone call. Yeah, dude, no, there's a prank call.
Speaker 4: My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 13: Dude.
Speaker 5: Your buddy Nick set you up.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, dude, he routed you out. He said
Speaker 4: that you've been signed up for this cardbool program at work,
Speaker 4: but you're not actually bringing anybody with you.
Speaker 13: I mean he's not lying.
Speaker 4: At least you're not getting caught by your boss not
Speaker 4: doing what you said. Just be safe, pick up a
Speaker 4: few vagrants, maybe someone checkers.
Speaker 5: It could be fun.
Speaker 18: I wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
Speaker 18: on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: If you're trying to impress a woman on a date
Speaker 4: but things aren't quite going right for you, you.
Speaker 5: May resort to the extreme.
Speaker 4: For example, if your nose is running because you're sick,
Speaker 4: just hide that by constantly spilling extra food onto your
Speaker 4: face so you have to use your napkin more frequently.
Speaker 4: Know about your head cold. With all that Alfredo going on,
Speaker 4: one of our listeners did something even a stranger to
Speaker 4: make himself look good. Unfortunately for him, the truth all
Speaker 4: came out in a brand new second date up You're
Speaker 4: gonna hear it.
Speaker 5: Right after this second Date up dated.
Speaker 4: We've read some articles lately where more and more people
Speaker 4: are getting offline and trying to meet people irl.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you added line to the end of that
Speaker 2: sentence out in the.
Speaker 4: Real world trying to find people to date. But question
Speaker 4: is like, where do you go? Because Jose's already locked
Speaker 4: down all the taco bells and free clinics in his area.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so what's left for the rest of us dudes.
Speaker 4: Well, one of our listeners says he figured out the
Speaker 4: untapped hotspot where no guys are going yet, but high
Speaker 4: quality women are all around him, and let's find out
Speaker 4: where this is. Welcome to the show, Scott.
Speaker 5: How you doing, man, I'm doing good.
Speaker 17: How are you guys doing?
Speaker 6: Why do I have a feeling Scott that the women
Speaker 6: don't want you wherever you're going?
Speaker 3: I mean, if it's all women, it's usually like meant
Speaker 3: to be that way.
Speaker 11: I'm imagine he's in a bed with like ten women
Speaker 11: surrounding your right now.
Speaker 17: Yeah, don't make fun of me until you hear what
Speaker 17: I have to say.
Speaker 8: You out here you do reserve the right to make
Speaker 8: fun of you.
Speaker 5: Where do you go to find single available women?
Speaker 15: Okay?
Speaker 17: Where I go? My secret?
Speaker 4: I go to T shop, the beverage tea Okay.
Speaker 6: Those are women dominated. I don't know that I've been
Speaker 6: in a T shop.
Speaker 3: Are the women like your age? Like old women.
Speaker 17: Are like the thing right now? It's really trendy, Like
Speaker 17: a lot of young people are at tea shop.
Speaker 2: Okay, I want to go to one. It's kind of
Speaker 2: health forward to Where are you picking up your loose leaf?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 3: Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just trying to get in on the trends.
Speaker 2: I'm fine with men and they're just not broken.
Speaker 5: So how does this work? Picking up girls at the
Speaker 5: T shop?
Speaker 13: All right?
Speaker 17: Well, I have I have a bit of a system.
Speaker 5: Okay, Jane, what do you do?
Speaker 17: But I go to a tea shop. I go after
Speaker 17: work and like the you know, late afternoon, Okay, I
Speaker 17: take out a little notebook and I just sit down
Speaker 17: kind of in the middle area, you know, like sort
Speaker 17: of a big open neutral area.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, So you're sitting clearly in plain sight of everybody.
Speaker 17: That's your plan, and basically you make yourself visible, okay,
Speaker 17: and you've got your notebook. Outs are like, oh, what's
Speaker 17: you working on? Women just get curious.
Speaker 6: Oh wait a minute, okay, so you look uninterested in them, in.
Speaker 8: Them and you you're smart, You're writing that he knows
Speaker 8: how to write.
Speaker 6: He's just signing his name over and over again in
Speaker 6: the books they don't know.
Speaker 5: Does that work for you a lot?
Speaker 4: Scott?
Speaker 17: Yeah, usually just sort of say I'm a part time
Speaker 17: writer for a magazine.
Speaker 6: I'm not why why do you just say, well, did
Speaker 6: you hear?
Speaker 4: Do you see how Alexis perked up when you said magazine?
Speaker 3: Feat in the magazine?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Clearly.
Speaker 2: Do they ever ask you what magazine and you're write for?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 17: Usually I'm just like, oh, you know, it's like a
Speaker 17: poetry magazine. I like that they wouldn't know. Problem.
Speaker 11: I see a poetry magazine that romantic.
Speaker 8: You just get better and better.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're clearly trying to disarm these ones.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't know about the lie, but the rest of
Speaker 6: it sounds okay to me. How many times does this
Speaker 6: worked that you've actually met someone this way?
Speaker 17: It's worked in terms of like an icebreaker, But there's
Speaker 17: only been one time where I've like really gotten stuck
Speaker 17: on somebody that I really liked.
Speaker 4: Hopefully that's the one that we're calling today.
Speaker 17: Her name is kN Zach ken Zach.
Speaker 6: Okay, it couldn't decide between Kendall and Zach Kenzy.
Speaker 4: Maybe you know, how did you and ken Zach come
Speaker 4: to be?
Speaker 17: Well, you know, she was by herself there. I was
Speaker 17: buying myself there. And one of my things that I
Speaker 17: do is I ask when I order tea for extra
Speaker 17: lemon slices, so in case someone doesn't have a lemon place,
Speaker 17: I can offer them one.
Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever heard a guy say, hey,
Speaker 4: do you need some extra lemon slices?
Speaker 5: I've got some for you shop see.
Speaker 2: Is that is that what you use on ken Zac?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 17: No, I absolutely offered her a lemon slice, and that's
Speaker 17: what started the talking.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think if you're at a bar with
Speaker 1: the vodka soda and someone offers you lime, you're all
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 10: It's kind of the same thing.
Speaker 3: I just tried so hard to relate.
Speaker 4: But it's weird if a guy that pulls a lime
Speaker 4: out of his pocket and gives me okays check of approval.
Speaker 4: So she took your lemon slice, and then you two
Speaker 4: were on the path to love.
Speaker 17: Yeah, we talked for a guy I don't like twenty
Speaker 17: thirty minutes longer than like strangers at a tea shot
Speaker 17: normally would would talk like, okay, it felt like a date.
Speaker 2: You didn't go out again after this?
Speaker 17: Well, here's the thing. I said, Hey, let's hang out
Speaker 17: again sometimes, but I got to run. I have a deadline.
Speaker 17: It's good to tell people you have a dead line.
Speaker 17: It makes you seem important.
Speaker 4: Okay, smart, it's not your first okay.
Speaker 17: And then we exchanged numbers and we hung out one
Speaker 17: time after that at a different tea place.
Speaker 2: Did did tea again?
Speaker 17: Yeah, we went out one more time, but it like
Speaker 17: kind of didn't count because it was really short.
Speaker 4: How sure are we talking?
Speaker 17: Like within ten minutes? But she got a text and
Speaker 17: said it was an emergency and she had to leave.
Speaker 17: And that's the last I've heard of her.
Speaker 5: Oh that's hardly anything even accomplish in that time.
Speaker 6: Maybe when she first met you, she was tea drunk
Speaker 6: and she had those tea goggles on.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what you really looked like.
Speaker 3: Drinks.
Speaker 17: Why am open to all possibilities here?
Speaker 14: Okay, even if you're on all right, you're just adding
Speaker 14: more words that the editors are going to have to
Speaker 14: cut out just before we send it on to this don't.
Speaker 2: Don't do not end this by saying we're going to
Speaker 2: get the tea next I'm done. I'm leaving.
Speaker 12: Yeah for a while.
Speaker 4: Don't come back, but sorry, Scott, back to you. How
Speaker 4: long has it been since that last date happened? That
Speaker 4: ten minute date?
Speaker 17: Like two weeks.
Speaker 2: There's been yeah, no follow up?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 6: Do you believe in the emergency or do you think
Speaker 6: it's as real as your magazine writing?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 17: Yeah, I want to believe it. You know, maybe like
Speaker 17: she had a real emergency, like someone passed away and
Speaker 17: she's just been dealing with that and like doesn't have
Speaker 17: time for me. Like like if that's what it is,
Speaker 17: I want to know that, so like I could be
Speaker 17: there for her if I need to be. But also
Speaker 17: it can like ease my stress about it.
Speaker 2: That's sweet?
Speaker 4: Oh god, right now, Okay, sorry to end it on
Speaker 4: a sad note, but we're going to bring it back up.
Speaker 4: Do your second date update with ken Zach. Right after
Speaker 4: this second date update, I was looking for music to
Speaker 4: play for a tea house, and Uh, I'm.
Speaker 5: That's what I came up with, Chinese ancient music.
Speaker 2: This is an old English.
Speaker 8: Uh English.
Speaker 4: I had dis labeled his coffee house in the system,
Speaker 4: which is different.
Speaker 2: Than I should label it naptime I have.
Speaker 4: It's a sleepy piano, ye turn up. Yeah it's not
Speaker 4: good enough. I know that, but this team movement is
Speaker 4: just so far ahead of us. We're late to the game. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because one of our listeners, Scott said, that's how he
Speaker 4: meets women lately. He goes out to tea shops, posts
Speaker 4: up right in the middle with a notebook out and
Speaker 4: tells the ladies that he's a writer for some fancy
Speaker 4: poetry magazine.
Speaker 6: Which nobody questions because nobody can actually name a poetry magazine.
Speaker 5: He just makes them sound sophisticated and deep.
Speaker 8: You ever heard of poetry magazine?
Speaker 4: That's how he met a woman named ken Zach recently
Speaker 4: ended up turning that into a second tea time hangout.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 4: Second one ended kind of quickly, so hopefully we can
Speaker 4: get ken Zack back on the phone and get this
Speaker 4: parties started.
Speaker 5: That was my one.
Speaker 2: Time already, and that was kind of cute, But that was.
Speaker 5: Literally sitting down with tea. So, Scott, we've got all
Speaker 5: our jokes out of the way. How are you feeling.
Speaker 17: I'm killing all right, doing pretty good.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you gonna have your pinky up when you
Speaker 2: make this call?
Speaker 17: I'm gonna be as classy as I can be. I'll
Speaker 17: tell you that.
Speaker 4: Okay, classy, but don't be chy.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2: Can I ask her real quick?
Speaker 6: In all honestly, do you think she Google searched your
Speaker 6: name and figured out you're.
Speaker 2: Not a writer?
Speaker 17: Not ten minutes into the day.
Speaker 2: Not ten minutes into the day.
Speaker 3: Wait, why would you show up for this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, that's true. Okay, Okay, we won't out you.
Speaker 2: I mean you're gonna be out it at some point
Speaker 2: on her own.
Speaker 3: So I can't keep up that line.
Speaker 4: For two long Brook has anymore of her spiked teas.
Speaker 4: You don't know what she's gonna say in the segment.
Speaker 5: But here we go.
Speaker 4: Let's call Ken's I keep forgeting her name, ken Zach.
Speaker 4: We're called ken Zach. Let's see what she has to say.
Speaker 13: Here we go.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with ken Zach.
Speaker 17: Sorry, who is this?
Speaker 5: This is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 5: the morning.
Speaker 2: Hey, Kenzach, the whole shows.
Speaker 5: Here is this ken Zack?
Speaker 10: Uh, yeah, I'm kind of busy. I don't know if
Speaker 10: I what is this about.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's okay, we're real quick. Yeah, we're gonna make
Speaker 4: this real fast. We're doing something called a second Date Update,
Speaker 4: and we're trying to help out one of our listeners
Speaker 4: get back in touch with you after you went on
Speaker 4: a couple dates with him.
Speaker 10: Okay, I don't I don't know, Like, do you have
Speaker 10: a name? Who is it for?
Speaker 4: It was a few weeks ago that you last met
Speaker 4: up with him. His name is Scott.
Speaker 10: Do you remember, Oh, you mean the guy that I blocked?
Speaker 2: Yes, wait, the guy from the t shop, the very one.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, he said you.
Speaker 6: Left the date like the second time you guys hung
Speaker 6: out ten minutes and it's.
Speaker 10: In Yeah, oh so you talked to him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have a little bit of background before we
Speaker 4: call you, just to try and figure out, like what
Speaker 4: happened on your date.
Speaker 10: And can I asked, like what he told you?
Speaker 5: What's the bullet point?
Speaker 4: Recap?
Speaker 5: Two dates at teahouses separately.
Speaker 6: The first time you guys talked for twenty to thirty
Speaker 6: minutes and seemed to really connect.
Speaker 4: And the second one you left after about ten minutes
Speaker 4: because you got a text.
Speaker 10: Right, Okay, Well, so basically, I mean I don't know
Speaker 10: the first one that we met at the tea house
Speaker 10: and like talked for a little while and then we
Speaker 10: decided to hang out again. So he got to the
Speaker 10: second hang before I did and already like got the
Speaker 10: tea and had it on his table.
Speaker 2: So I did you think that was rude that he
Speaker 2: had already ordered without you?
Speaker 10: I was a little surprised, but like it wasn't a
Speaker 10: huge like that's not a wasn't a deal breaker for
Speaker 10: me or anything.
Speaker 2: Kay, So that's that's not the reason.
Speaker 4: Well, we're trying to help him figure out if there
Speaker 4: was some sort of issue that happened.
Speaker 10: So basically we chat for a few minutes and then
Speaker 10: I turned to look up. There's like a menu on
Speaker 10: the wall that's like facing away from it's like away
Speaker 10: from where I'm sitting. So I'm like turning away from
Speaker 10: the table and looking at the menu. Okay, And when
Speaker 10: I turned back around, I don't think he was like
Speaker 10: quite ready for me to turn back around.
Speaker 5: What what do you mean?
Speaker 10: Because I will so like, I turn around and I
Speaker 10: noticed him like he was dropping a blue pill into
Speaker 10: his tea.
Speaker 4: Into his into his own tea.
Speaker 10: Huh, yeah, well I didn't have one yet.
Speaker 2: With what kind of expectations would you have it at tea?
Speaker 3: Dates?
Speaker 10: Well, that was my question. I was like, I don't
Speaker 10: know what he's expecting to happen, but like that immediately
Speaker 10: threw me off.
Speaker 2: Are you sure it wasn't like a sugar cube or
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 5: Something that maybe you just a normal multiviem in.
Speaker 2: Perhaps, but why wouldn't you just take it? Why did
Speaker 2: you dissolve it in your teeth?
Speaker 10: I had all those same questions. It definitely threw me off,
Speaker 10: But I was like, maybe I didn't see what I
Speaker 10: thought I saw maybe or something. So I'm like trying
Speaker 10: to keep the conversation going, and a few minutes later
Speaker 10: he tells me like, hey, like it's I just got
Speaker 10: the backseat of my car upholstered. We to go check
Speaker 10: it out.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, how could you be so unclassy?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 4: You don't believe him? You don't think he really got
Speaker 4: his car reupholster.
Speaker 3: Who cares to see that?
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 10: It was very odd and it sounded like a line.
Speaker 10: I just very awkwardly pretended I had a check.
Speaker 4: I think we can all definitely see how that looks bad.
Speaker 4: But there is a chance that a totally logical, reasonable explanation.
Speaker 5: Exists for this.
Speaker 2: The really honest guy totally and.
Speaker 4: He just happens to be on the other line right
Speaker 4: now listening to this call stops there?
Speaker 17: Hey, hey, can that have it going?
Speaker 5: Did you just hear.
Speaker 3: What she said?
Speaker 17: Is that what you think you saw? Me putting a
Speaker 17: pill in the drink?
Speaker 10: What I think I saw? Are you saying like, I
Speaker 10: don't know what I saw?
Speaker 17: Is that what you think you saw?
Speaker 2: Why is getting higher there?
Speaker 12: Man?
Speaker 8: I think he's like trying an exit strategy right now.
Speaker 10: Honestly, this is not really helping your case right now. Yeah,
Speaker 10: I mean I think I saw.
Speaker 17: Yeah, that's that's weird. I don't know.
Speaker 2: You don't know.
Speaker 4: Do you recall any of the details of like putting
Speaker 4: something into your own tea?
Speaker 11: I mean, I wish you could just say it was
Speaker 11: a skittle or something like, there's no blue skittles something.
Speaker 10: I would love to hear a different explanation of what
Speaker 10: it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what happens interesting? How long it's taken to you.
Speaker 5: To what was happening in your mind? Scott?
Speaker 2: Okay, here, give it to it.
Speaker 4: It's a long story. He needs a big breaths the
Speaker 4: story man, Go ahead, Scott?
Speaker 5: What was going on?
Speaker 17: I just don't know why you'd be offended by someone
Speaker 17: who just wanted to be prepared? What always be ready?
Speaker 17: That's my motto.
Speaker 8: You can't walk around always ready.
Speaker 3: Like that shop.
Speaker 4: That's so gross, man, that's objectively not good date.
Speaker 2: Behavior, and it's such a turn off.
Speaker 17: You know, journalists got to learn things.
Speaker 10: I thought a poet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you honest about anything? Scott?
Speaker 17: I really did have the back seat of my car reupholstered.
Speaker 17: It's truly nice back there.
Speaker 4: He wasn't all right?
Speaker 2: Well, why was it bad to begin with.
Speaker 5: Your tea spills back there?
Speaker 17: I just like to treat people right. I don't know
Speaker 17: what the problem.
Speaker 6: Okay, it will never happen in the backseat to treat
Speaker 6: anyone right.
Speaker 5: We don't know that.
Speaker 19: Until we ask, because we always we always, we always
Speaker 19: offer to send out for to send you guys out
Speaker 19: for a second date that we would pay for.
Speaker 17: I didn't know that you saw what you saw. It
Speaker 17: was supposed to be just chill, herbal tea and chill.
Speaker 17: I would love to hang out again, if you're up
Speaker 17: for it.
Speaker 2: She's interrupted.
Speaker 5: Scott that that's going to be a no. It sounds
Speaker 5: like I'm sorry.
Speaker 8: She saw too much?
Speaker 2: What are you doing man for me?
Speaker 10: Why did you wait till I got there?
Speaker 4: You walk into the shop.
Speaker 8: As she walks in, he said, like, full attention.
Speaker 17: You gotta plan these things you didn't.
Speaker 4: All right, we've learned.
Speaker 5: We've learned some stuff.
Speaker 13: Stock too much.
Speaker 3: I don't want to learn anymore. That's enough of a lesson.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to.
Speaker 8: Those too much tea, Yeah, too much, the tea is too.
Speaker 12: Hotse froaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: That's the problem with people who stretch the truth.
Speaker 4: You're ride and hide talking about a job that you
Speaker 4: don't even have, and that the first bump in the road.
Speaker 4: Suddenly you're flailing trying to come up with an explanation
Speaker 4: for the performance enhancing pills you've slipped into your own
Speaker 4: camomeal teeth.
Speaker 3: It's still so, it's so true.
Speaker 12: Why not.
Speaker 6: Like that?
Speaker 3: It's daytime at a shot.
Speaker 4: And sometimes things sound good to you in your mind
Speaker 4: in the moment, and then you do it and you're like,
Speaker 4: I was so stupid?
Speaker 2: Why did I do that? You can't get it?
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm just going to go into details that I
Speaker 6: don't need to go into.
Speaker 2: I just I hope he learned his lesson.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know, that's what I hope.
Speaker 4: That is the goal of these segments is if we
Speaker 4: can't get you a second date, will at least try
Speaker 4: and get you something to work on yourself.
Speaker 8: Yeah, just don't put bills on your own team today.
Speaker 2: It's on yourself.
Speaker 4: Not the message everybody needs, but at least somebody had
Speaker 4: to hear.
Speaker 6: It's like those laws and you're like, who did this?
Speaker 4: There's a sign of bill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those moments.
Speaker 4: So make sure that you're emailing the show so we
Speaker 4: can learn more important life lessons like this. We call
Speaker 4: that person who isn't calling you back and go find
Speaker 4: all sorts of life lessons for dating on our podcast
Speaker 4: at Brooke and Jeffrey wherever you get.
Speaker 12: Yours Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: We talked about this almost a month ago.
Speaker 4: Oh what is it about the inaugural Florida Man Games?
Speaker 3: Did they happen?
Speaker 4: If you hadn't heard of that, it's basically the Olympics
Speaker 4: for Florida. Crazies included a mullet com test that's right,
Speaker 4: mud dueling using pool noodles, and an evading arrest obstacle
Speaker 4: course where real cops try to chase down the generals.
Speaker 4: And it actually happened last weekend. Turned out to be
Speaker 4: a huge success.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet I would. I would literally go to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah too.
Speaker 8: I really was.
Speaker 4: Well, tickets to watch we're fifty bucks.
Speaker 2: I thought we're going to get Florida man prices here.
Speaker 4: They were expected around five thousand people to show up.
Speaker 4: They actually had to turn fans.
Speaker 5: Away at the gates.
Speaker 4: So many people showed up. You could see a picture
Speaker 4: on the Brook and Jeffrey Insta stories. I'm showing my
Speaker 4: co host right now. But the crowd there was enormous.
Speaker 3: Wow, it is exactly the crowd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 4: And the best quote was from a participant named James Gordon,
Speaker 4: who won the Barbecue porkin Sausage speed eating contest, and
Speaker 4: he said, quote, I've lived in Florida my whole life.
Speaker 4: They're calling these events. I'm calling this friggin Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4: Congratulations to James.
Speaker 2: Do not want to smell his burps.
Speaker 5: It was obviously very very popular.
Speaker 4: Because this did so well, they're considering having the Florida
Speaker 4: Woman Games next year, and let's do it.
Speaker 2: There wasn't a female section of this, it was only.
Speaker 4: It was just the Florida Man Games this year.
Speaker 5: Next year, maybe Florida Woman Games. Brook.
Speaker 4: I cannot wait for your summer next year.
Speaker 2: It's mostly like what event would I enter?
Speaker 4: There's Brook's gonna actually eat a live gator and that's
Speaker 4: not even part of the event.
Speaker 11: We're just gonna like win the gator competition and not
Speaker 11: even be in it, just in the parking lot.
Speaker 2: I have run from cops in the woods before.
Speaker 4: We have more stuff like this coming up in Laser
Speaker 4: Stories we're doing right after this. It's the radio segment
Speaker 4: that wound up in jail after he tried to start
Speaker 4: his own high energy religious group putting the meth into
Speaker 4: Methodist Church.
Speaker 5: That you're gonna have to ten.
Speaker 4: To fifteen years if you want to attend his next SERMONSOD.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how does this sermon go for three days?
Speaker 4: Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news stories
Speaker 4: around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've
Speaker 4: got a laser when those other hoigh lunatics just dump
Speaker 4: this first laser story is out of Ireland. A thirty
Speaker 4: six year old woman named Carol Walsh was in a
Speaker 4: car accident seven years ago. Her vehicle got rear ended
Speaker 4: and she filed a personal injury lawsuit for eight hundred
Speaker 4: and twenty five thousand dollars, claiming that she was left
Speaker 4: with a disabling condition.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Oh my god, that happen.
Speaker 4: Pretty serious stuff. She claims she had constant back and
Speaker 4: neck pain that prevented her from working for more than
Speaker 4: five years.
Speaker 14: Wow.
Speaker 4: She also couldn't play with her children or carry out
Speaker 4: basic chores. Couldn't even take out the trash.
Speaker 8: Sounds kind of nice.
Speaker 2: It sounds like your life already. Have you been injured?
Speaker 4: Her case has been tied up for a while, and
Speaker 4: recently the court was shown a newspaper photo from twenty eighteen,
Speaker 4: less than a year after that crash, showing Kara participating
Speaker 4: in a Christmas tree throwing contest.
Speaker 5: There's a picture of it. Actually, Wow, wow, good.
Speaker 12: That is a.
Speaker 6: Large tree and she put her back into it.
Speaker 4: If she's heaving a large spruce tree in the photo.
Speaker 5: You can go see it on our Insta stories right now,
Speaker 5: it's not dead.
Speaker 8: It's all like a light, you know, wooden, like.
Speaker 4: Dried out tro So what did Kara say in response
Speaker 4: to the physical evidence. She claimed that even though she
Speaker 4: may have looked happy in that pick, she was actually
Speaker 4: an excruciating pain.
Speaker 2: The big smile on her face must be a grimace.
Speaker 5: Yeah, judge did not buy it and threw out her case.
Speaker 8: Just throw it out Christmas?
Speaker 3: How far did he houck it?
Speaker 4: I guess it goes to show if you deal with chronic,
Speaker 4: debilitating pain, there are some things you just can't do,
Speaker 4: like throwing a giant Christmas tree.
Speaker 2: There's like a huge crowd watching as well.
Speaker 5: This next Lazer story is out of Largo, Florida.
Speaker 4: Forty five year old Ronte Stokes was a groomsman at
Speaker 4: a wedding recently, but right after the ceremony and the
Speaker 4: reception got going, he got into a fight.
Speaker 2: Love not anger.
Speaker 4: It wasn't just with anybody, it was his sister, and
Speaker 4: his sister just happened to be the bride, you.
Speaker 6: Know, sometimes siblings did the mom and dad put him
Speaker 6: in time.
Speaker 4: Out or apparently it started as an argument and then
Speaker 4: according to witnesses, she made reference to Ronte as being
Speaker 4: the only one of his siblings to get the family
Speaker 4: chint like a Peter Griffin choo.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but apparently that's a touchy subjection.
Speaker 5: Yep, he attacked her, Yeah, first uppercut.
Speaker 4: As the scuffle ensued, he was pulled off his sister,
Speaker 4: but then struck several other people on his way out,
Speaker 4: including his brother in law, a bridesmaid, his twelve year
Speaker 4: old niece, and his own mother who's sixty five years old.
Speaker 3: And I can get out.
Speaker 4: It was around ten pm when this happened, and police
Speaker 4: say alcohol may have been a factor, probably or not,
Speaker 4: because Ronte has got a long rap sheet and spent
Speaker 4: over ten years in prison. Just last month he got
Speaker 4: fined five hundred dollars for disorderly intoxication at a different wedding.
Speaker 2: Is that the cousins.
Speaker 4: He's now facing five battery charges, all felonies, and they
Speaker 4: also tacked on a criminal mischief charge because he threw
Speaker 4: a lawn chair through a glass door on his way out.
Speaker 8: You think they put the cuffs on his chin.
Speaker 2: There's always one in the family, though we all have one.
Speaker 4: But still he's not even in the top five of
Speaker 4: Florida's worst wedding guests of the.
Speaker 2: Year of just this year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, better luck next year, Ronte. This next laser story
Speaker 4: is out of food news. Little Caesars is gonna start
Speaker 4: cutting their pizzas more like felt at Joe Anne Fabrics.
Speaker 4: I say that because the restaurant chain will be testing
Speaker 4: a new pizza which will be sold by the yard.
Speaker 17: Measure.
Speaker 4: So cool, it'll be long.
Speaker 5: Rather than being circular or square.
Speaker 6: Does that mean that you could get just the middle
Speaker 6: and not get the outer edges of the crust?
Speaker 2: If they're gonna right now.
Speaker 5: That would be the best way to do.
Speaker 4: One version features a full yard of Detroit style deep dish,
Speaker 4: eight slices of something called three Meet treat, and eight
Speaker 4: slices of pepperoni, and the slices will be end to
Speaker 4: end to stretch out one full yard.
Speaker 5: Which is equal to three feet or thirty six inches.
Speaker 11: Wait, that's gonna be kind of inconvenient, like walking down
Speaker 11: the street with that.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, turn sideways about the door.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a super longs like a violin case.
Speaker 2: Strap strap it on the hood of your car.
Speaker 4: Now. They're only available in select locations in Virginia and
Speaker 4: North Carolina and if it's a hit, they'll expand it nationwide.
Speaker 4: And as for the price, it's currently at twenty dollars
Speaker 4: per yard.
Speaker 2: Yikes, like, it's pretty big.
Speaker 4: That's a pretty large fee.
Speaker 5: It's right fee. And you can get it up to
Speaker 5: three yards connected, which is nine feet total.
Speaker 2: Going to transport that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta strap it to the top of the
Speaker 5: car like you were saying, or if.
Speaker 6: You haven't, if you delivery, they're gonna pull u haul
Speaker 6: up in front of your house.
Speaker 5: Let's go to your next lazer story.
Speaker 4: Out of relationship world, everyone on the dating scene has
Speaker 4: at least one deal breaker. But a viral conversation online
Speaker 4: was brought up recently talking specifically about hobbies that are
Speaker 4: red flags.
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, here's.
Speaker 4: The top ones. Number four being obsessed with celebrity culture.
Speaker 4: Is that a hobby, especially worshiping celebrities, like if you
Speaker 4: have pictures of them shirtless posted all around your workspace.
Speaker 6: I never thought I had a hobby until you mentioned
Speaker 6: shirtless men.
Speaker 5: It's a big.
Speaker 4: Number three is collecting controversial memorabilia, like things involving serial killers, Nazis,
Speaker 4: and taxidermy.
Speaker 6: How is that only number three? It was really honestly
Speaker 6: red for my entire town.
Speaker 4: Number two being a social media influencer, Yeah, big red flag.
Speaker 2: It'd be hard to hang out with a person who
Speaker 2: is social.
Speaker 11: Media because I always think I'd be great if I
Speaker 11: could stream full time. But then like streamers go on
Speaker 11: vacation and they have camera gopers strapped to them streaming lives.
Speaker 4: Or if you're like Alexis, you have your little brother
Speaker 4: like follow you around with a camera.
Speaker 3: Definitely not a red flag there.
Speaker 4: And finally, the number one hobby that's a turnoff for
Speaker 4: daters all over the country, people who have no hobbies.
Speaker 19: Now, you gotta be into something or have nothing going on.
Speaker 2: Did you know this list was just.
Speaker 3: Ready attack?
Speaker 4: It could be anything you could be doing old tire collecting,
Speaker 4: driftwood widowing, or like this guy he's a bona fide
Speaker 4: sneaker head, Okay, and it's.
Speaker 2: Still better than anything Alexis does.
Speaker 4: And literally his head is all the way inside of
Speaker 4: that sneaker right. This guy is a wanted man that
Speaker 4: sounds lays of stories. Has come to an end of
Speaker 4: the day, We'll do it again the same time on Friday.
Speaker 12: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: We've got Henry on the phone, Who's living the wild
Speaker 4: party life of a property manager?
Speaker 14: Water issues and billy problems all day, every day.
Speaker 2: I got a squeaky door, Henry, give you a fix it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Henry, give us a property management party boy scream.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's a body for Windbrook's box, Henry, Welcome
Speaker 4: to the show man. How you doing today?
Speaker 16: I'm doing well, trying to figure out if that leaky
Speaker 16: hinge is a euphemism.
Speaker 5: Oh, you never know what, Brooke.
Speaker 2: I don't know how it could be. But if you
Speaker 2: want it to be, Henry, it will be.
Speaker 6: Oh but if it throws you off your game, if
Speaker 6: you're thinking about something.
Speaker 2: Else, I'm fine with it.
Speaker 4: Brook's gonna leave the studio. We're going to keep the
Speaker 4: party going in here and get to the questions. You
Speaker 4: know how it works. Thirty seconds on the board.
Speaker 5: H our door is squeaky a little bit over there.
Speaker 4: We might need your help in a bit, but thirty
Speaker 4: seconds you can answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 4: you don't know when you can say pass. You have
Speaker 4: to beat Brook outright if you want to win. Are
Speaker 4: you ready?
Speaker 5: I am good luck man? Your time starts now.
Speaker 4: Basketball was televised for the first time on this day
Speaker 4: in what decade forties, fifties or.
Speaker 13: Sixties, fifties.
Speaker 4: Who's the actress that plays eleven in Stranger Things?
Speaker 15: Knowing Bobby Brown.
Speaker 4: An aviary is a large enclosure made specifically for what animal,
Speaker 4: what car manufacturer makes the expedition for name the exact
Speaker 4: year in the twenty tens that the dating app Tinder
Speaker 4: was released.
Speaker 13: Oh, twenty fifteen, what.
Speaker 4: Southern state averages the most tornadoes per year?
Speaker 10: Say, Oklahoma, I still know if that southern.
Speaker 4: We'll accept that as an answer. Henry good Workbrook's going
Speaker 4: to come back into the studio and I'm looking at
Speaker 4: the phone screener here it says you're thinking about traveling
Speaker 4: to Ireland coming up? What's drawing you to Ireland as
Speaker 4: a travel destination.
Speaker 19: Well, we actually did our ancestry dot com and figured
Speaker 19: out that we're mostly from that general area.
Speaker 10: So cool to go cruiser out and see some capital.
Speaker 2: Did we?
Speaker 6: We went to Scotland, My family did, to a little
Speaker 6: village that was named after our family.
Speaker 4: Scotland's a different place than Ireland, I know, but I'm
Speaker 4: just saying, like Jase.
Speaker 2: Like where your ancestors.
Speaker 6: It was a really more impactful experience than I expected
Speaker 6: it to be.
Speaker 8: Henry, just heads up when you get there. Your name is,
Speaker 8: oh Henry out there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just don't ask your relatives for money like Brook
Speaker 4: did when Brook. You're up?
Speaker 5: Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Your time starts now.
Speaker 4: Basketball was televised for the first time on this day
Speaker 4: in what decade forties, fifties.
Speaker 5: Or sixties fifties.
Speaker 4: Who is the actress that plays eleven in Stranger Things?
Speaker 2: Oh, Millie Bobby Brown.
Speaker 4: An aviary is a large enclosure made specifically for.
Speaker 5: What animal birds?
Speaker 4: What car manufacturer makes the expedition Ford named the exact
Speaker 4: year in the twenty tens that the dating app Tinder
Speaker 4: was released twenty twelve. What southern state averages the most
Speaker 4: tornadoes per year?
Speaker 2: Ooh god? Uh Oklahoma, Oklahoma. That isn't considered southern.
Speaker 4: But Henry said the exact same thing, but we'll detect Oklahoma.
Speaker 5: Answer.
Speaker 4: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you did
Speaker 4: with Jose Are.
Speaker 8: You allowed to eat Jolly Domus? Private five?
Speaker 11: Henry or Henry as I should call it. You got
Speaker 11: three correct today? Isn't it all right?
Speaker 4: It's a decent score.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's good and it's a good game to sweat
Speaker 11: because Brook has an exact same amount of questions.
Speaker 3: In and she got fall.
Speaker 5: Worry about that.
Speaker 4: Henry wasn't quite enough. Today, let's go over the answers
Speaker 4: for everybody. Basketball was televised for the first time on
Speaker 4: this day in the nineteen forties. It was Fordham versus
Speaker 4: the University of Pittsburgh. Interesting, the actress who plays eleven
Speaker 4: in Stranger Things is Millie Bobby Brown and aviary houses
Speaker 4: birds inside of it. The expedition is made by Ford.
Speaker 4: Tinder was launched in the year twenty twelve.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got it right.
Speaker 12: Oh.
Speaker 4: The southern state that has the most tornadoes per year
Speaker 4: on average would be Texas.
Speaker 5: They average also.
Speaker 6: Don't consider I mean, I know it's in the South,
Speaker 6: as like south as you can go in the States.
Speaker 2: Texas it's like its own thing.
Speaker 5: It is a Southern state.
Speaker 4: So unfortunately, Henry can't give you any money here, but
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Speaker 4: Yes, well, Henry, the good news is and golf, a
Speaker 4: lower score is actually better, so in a way you
Speaker 4: did win.
Speaker 2: That's a good point.
Speaker 4: Congratulations. We'll be back to the Winding Brooks Bucks at
Speaker 4: the same time tomorrow
Speaker 12: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.