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Speaker 1: Good morning everybody.
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Speaker 2: one and only Steve Harvey man oh Man got a
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Speaker 9: God so big to me, Man, I just have to
Speaker 9: tell you about it. I can't help it. It's rather
Speaker 9: obvious to me how big, how good God is. He's
Speaker 9: absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain, you know, man, I
Speaker 9: want to share something with you today. You know, if
Speaker 9: you're out there, start your mission today. Why don't we
Speaker 9: all decide together better yet? Let's just kill that cause
Speaker 9: you don't that just individually? Look you listening, everybody's got
Speaker 9: something that's that's on the table that they haven't yet
Speaker 9: attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start your mission today?
Speaker 9: Stop the procrastination now, and if you and if you
Speaker 9: allow prassic excuse me, man, if you allow procrastination to
Speaker 9: set in, then that that that allows then which is
Speaker 9: a weakness, you know, but that allows the devil then
Speaker 9: to just really do his thing. Because an idle mind
Speaker 9: is the devil's playground. So if you ain't working on
Speaker 9: your goals, dreams, aspirations or visions, you just you're just
Speaker 9: waking up seeing how today gon and go or the
Speaker 9: devil he got plenty for it for you to do.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 9: But if you get your mind right on your goal
Speaker 9: and your focus and your purpose, then you can go
Speaker 9: on about your business. Then when the distraction comes, you
Speaker 9: can catch yourself. Now that don't mean you ain't gonna
Speaker 9: fall privy or fall prey to some of your distractions,
Speaker 9: because you will, but you will have a goal in
Speaker 9: mind and aspiration that makes you go. Hold on, man,
Speaker 9: I got to stay focused here because what I really
Speaker 9: want while I'm really trying to go the thing that
Speaker 9: I'm really after, this new little thing that's being introduced,
Speaker 9: this don't fit into the equation. Man, let me keep
Speaker 9: it moving. You may step off the line for a
Speaker 9: little while. You know, like I said yesterday, the thing
Speaker 9: about God is He's so forgiving that if you get
Speaker 9: out of line, he'll hold your place. See that's the
Speaker 9: real cool thing. A lot of people do that for
Speaker 9: you too. Like I said, if you're at the movie theater,
Speaker 9: or you at the amusement park and you're in the
Speaker 9: line and you forget something, if you politely ask the
Speaker 9: person behind you, hey man, I gotta run to my
Speaker 9: car left something, would you hold my place? Most people say, fine,
Speaker 9: you'll go ahead, and when you come back, they don't
Speaker 9: have a problem. See your problem is is you want
Speaker 9: to get out the line, go do something, then come
Speaker 9: back and just get up in the line further up
Speaker 9: than you were, or cut somebody. Now you got a
Speaker 9: problem because see everybody looking at you now like joy,
Speaker 9: woa partner where you come from? You know the line
Speaker 9: start back here? But see the thing with God is
Speaker 9: God don't do that. God don't say the line start
Speaker 9: back here. God hold your place. When you make a
Speaker 9: mistake and you fall off the line, God holds your place.
Speaker 9: But if you ain't got no dreams, aspiration, if you
Speaker 9: ain't got no place, what he holding for you? See
Speaker 9: I mean he got a place for you, but you
Speaker 9: gotta come to it. See some people if well, here's
Speaker 9: what I'm saying. If you got a goal of aspiration
Speaker 9: to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can
Speaker 9: get back to that because God knows where you left off.
Speaker 9: Now you may have to accomplish a few more things
Speaker 9: since you stopped for a long period of time, but
Speaker 9: God knows where you left off, you can get back
Speaker 9: on track. I look, man, this dream of being on
Speaker 9: TV since I was a kid, and it got off track.
Speaker 9: Now it got off track. I just kept it as
Speaker 9: one of the dreams, and in some real dog moments
Speaker 9: when it looked like it wasn't gonna happen, all I
Speaker 9: was hanging on to is just to hope that one
Speaker 9: day it could. But that's what faith is really about.
Speaker 9: Faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
Speaker 9: But faith gives you the confidence to keep hoping. Man,
Speaker 9: Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse
Speaker 9: Jackson say it, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man, it's
Speaker 9: just the hope. I was hanging on a hope, And
Speaker 9: I'm talking about when it got real ugly and funky
Speaker 9: out there for me, when it looked like I wasn't
Speaker 9: gonna ever make it and all of the facts was
Speaker 9: in and everything pointed in the direction you not gonna
Speaker 9: make it. You done really messed up this time. Then
Speaker 9: I sat there and I just hung on to the hope.
Speaker 9: But man, that's what I'm saying. If you got a
Speaker 9: dream on aspiration or vision or something, when you fall
Speaker 9: off track and you want to go get back in line,
Speaker 9: God holds your place. He knew I was off tracking,
Speaker 9: out of line, but he said, okay, here's where we stopped.
Speaker 9: You want to be on TV. Now, when you get
Speaker 9: it together and you quit tripping, and you come and
Speaker 9: your turn to me, I'm gonna hold your place, put
Speaker 9: you back in line. Then we're gonna finish the journey.
Speaker 9: That took me a lot longer to get here than
Speaker 9: I wanted to, But then it was necessary because I
Speaker 9: needed all of the mishaps to happen to me along
Speaker 9: the way. So when I got on the radio one day,
Speaker 9: which I did not see coming, Steve Harvey got a
Speaker 9: radio show, y'all. That's why I say it every day. See,
Speaker 9: because of this radio show that I didn't see coming.
Speaker 9: Now I have stories to tell, and I can tell
Speaker 9: you about me better than I can tell you about anybody.
Speaker 9: And I done been through enough whereas relatable, where enough
Speaker 9: people can go mad that happened to me. Appreciate you
Speaker 9: saying that that's what it was for. See, I get
Speaker 9: it now. See at the time, though I didn't like
Speaker 9: what was happening to me. At the time, I was
Speaker 9: really in total disagreement with God on a lot of
Speaker 9: stuff He was pulling off on me. But in essence,
Speaker 9: I was really pulling it off on myself. But through
Speaker 9: his grace and mercy, he kept me through all of
Speaker 9: my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations, all
Speaker 9: my misfires, all the times I knowingly stepped out there
Speaker 9: and did wrong. He forgave me, He said, because man,
Speaker 9: if you ever come to me, I have a plan
Speaker 9: for you that it's going to be far and above.
Speaker 9: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what
Speaker 9: I did. I just got sick of me, good and
Speaker 9: sick of me, and I turned it over to God.
Speaker 9: And then God started working And here I am today.
Speaker 9: Now He threw with me. Yet Nope, Have I arrived yet?
Speaker 2: Nope?
Speaker 9: But guess what the journey is cool? And then you
Speaker 9: know what I found out that's kind of what it's
Speaker 9: like in life. If you done walked off the cliff
Speaker 9: in life and you ain't got no God in your life,
Speaker 9: it's like not having a parachute. You step off the
Speaker 9: cliff and you just free falling. We all now that
Speaker 9: fag gets you closer to the grave, right see, We
Speaker 9: all heading to the grave from the moment we're born.
Speaker 9: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is
Speaker 9: when you step off the cliff and you got God
Speaker 9: here a parachute. You still going down, but it's a
Speaker 9: nice ride. You guide and you glide, and you're softly,
Speaker 9: you enjoy You look around, you're smiling. You're meeting other
Speaker 9: people along the way. You're floating over here to ski
Speaker 9: a little while.
Speaker 2: You over there at the beach for a little while.
Speaker 9: You mess around over here, you get to go out
Speaker 9: the country a little bit on your parachuting and all that,
Speaker 9: and God just helps you your descent appear more like
Speaker 9: a rise and more like a euphoric fall. Instead of
Speaker 9: not having no God in your life and you just
Speaker 9: walking off that cliff every day, free falling. It ain't
Speaker 9: got no cord, You steady pulling, you hollering the whole
Speaker 9: way because you to mess around with yourself and ain't
Speaker 9: let God come into your life and provide.
Speaker 2: A parachute for you.
Speaker 9: I would rather have a parachute since I got to
Speaker 9: jump every day, than to not have one. God has
Speaker 9: been like a parachute for me. Ask me where that
Speaker 9: came from. I can't tell you, But like I always say,
Speaker 9: most good things that happen in my life that I
Speaker 9: can't explain, its usually him.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 10: Show, Wake up, Wake up, wake up, Rise and shine.
Speaker 10: Give yourself that stretch that morning, yon and sit on
Speaker 10: the edge of the bed, thank the.
Speaker 2: Man, and then you got to get up, get out
Speaker 2: and get something good.
Speaker 10: Thursday morning, and everybody, it's Thursday, all right, We all
Speaker 10: most at the weekend.
Speaker 2: It is usty, all right.
Speaker 10: Uncle Stevens out, But me and the crew are here.
Speaker 10: That means call the Pharaohs, Shirley Strawberry, Mississippi Monica and
Speaker 10: the One and Only kill Junior Boy Space. We are
Speaker 10: in the building holding it down, and we gonna rock
Speaker 10: and roll all morning long, itting it crazy, stupid and
Speaker 10: maybe a little bit sound like. We got some sense.
Speaker 10: When we find out we're doing that, we're gonna get
Speaker 10: right back off of that. Get right off of that immediately.
Speaker 11: You're gonna have some sense today.
Speaker 10: No, no matter of fact, I need to make an
Speaker 10: announcement real quick. So all the parents out there and
Speaker 10: your kids play to do extra curriculum. Listen, I'm not
Speaker 10: doing that popcorn this year. Okay, stop, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 10: I'm not doing it. That that good good, whatever it is,
Speaker 10: I'm not doing this. I don't have no more room.
Speaker 10: I still got popcorn from last year. I don't have
Speaker 10: no more room for this popcorn. I'm letting y'all know that.
Speaker 2: Now the popcorin.
Speaker 3: Did I sell something to yes and your wife just
Speaker 3: bout something from my daughter speak quiet.
Speaker 2: We do that arrived because we don't have room for it.
Speaker 2: We do that arived.
Speaker 3: Don't worry about the jackie already got hurt, you know what.
Speaker 3: Focus on supporting the baby's double good.
Speaker 10: Then y'all got to start selling something else. I mean,
Speaker 10: they surely they got something else other than popcorn. Y'all
Speaker 10: are switching around.
Speaker 12: It's something we really walked around here, like a case
Speaker 12: of bell or something. Give give us some bag, ten
Speaker 12: pounds of sausage or something. Give me something I could
Speaker 12: be into something some.
Speaker 2: Some some some googles. That's that's what I get to
Speaker 2: move in some googles. That chocolate covered peanut. Give me
Speaker 2: how that.
Speaker 1: Yumy yum me any kind of snacks?
Speaker 11: Love that popcorn?
Speaker 7: Time.
Speaker 11: I just bought so much popecorn.
Speaker 2: I got so much. I got so much popper. Boy,
Speaker 2: they coming right to you first, you the first, and
Speaker 2: then and then I had to switch planes.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 10: A couple of weeks ago, going to a gig in Chicago,
Speaker 10: and she made me break up some more popcorn.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yu, they be wrong how they get this time?
Speaker 2: But they be wrong.
Speaker 12: Man, they send that baby right over to you and
Speaker 12: the baby look up web some popcorn. I'm start walking
Speaker 12: off on these kids. I ain't got more money for popcorn.
Speaker 12: I'm started walking off. I'm just gonna start walking off.
Speaker 11: I can't do the link. Yeah a link, I know,
Speaker 11: I know. But you know when you go to the grocery,
Speaker 11: who is at the girl scouts? See, I keep getting
Speaker 11: us with these cookies.
Speaker 2: Watch.
Speaker 10: I started selling some chicken called how about some chicken wings?
Speaker 10: Some all flash Then.
Speaker 2: I like that too.
Speaker 10: I bought some wings, lemon pepper. We got nice lemon pepper.
Speaker 10: I'll be cool, cool, we get on. I am man
Speaker 10: Bobby Cue.
Speaker 2: Fund raised, I love it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, support.
Speaker 2: Or did you buy some popcorn from call?
Speaker 1: No, she didn't ask me, but I bought some from you. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's how this got started.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't remember. I don't remember. That doesn't but
Speaker 2: it could be.
Speaker 1: Could I go to yeah, because I.
Speaker 2: Got eight cases of I'm tired of popcorn? All right?
Speaker 1: All right, coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: we will hear from the nephew yet again as he
Speaker 1: runs that prank back right after this popcorn. Here, you're
Speaker 1: listening hard Morning show. It is time now for the
Speaker 1: nephew to run that prank back. Nephew, what you got?
Speaker 2: I got your doors? This is your dos. Okay, let's
Speaker 2: go cat dog.
Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister Paul. Please
Speaker 7: call Virginia Senior, probably senior. Okay, this is how you
Speaker 7: doing today? I'm good, I'm good. Listen. My name is Mark.
Speaker 7: I'm actually calling from a company called Doors. Are you
Speaker 7: are you at court?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 7: Correct? You guys just built that home right. Yeah, Like
Speaker 7: I said, my name is Mark Stevens. I'm actually calling
Speaker 7: from a doors. We're actually the company that uh supplied
Speaker 7: the doors that are actually throughout your house.
Speaker 8: Okay, great, what are you calling for a follow up?
Speaker 7: No, this isn't a follow up. Actually, we're got a
Speaker 7: couple of glitches we want to try and get get
Speaker 7: straightened out if we could find Well, here's here's the problem, sir.
Speaker 7: The problem we're having is that the contractor that actually
Speaker 7: built you all home, yes, has not paid for the doors.
Speaker 7: You guys have been there two and a half months,
Speaker 7: and we can't seem to get the contract to come
Speaker 7: in and pay for the doors. Tried to call them,
Speaker 7: We've tried to call him several times and we have
Speaker 7: not been able.
Speaker 8: To wait on him because you don't have a good number.
Speaker 8: I can give you a number, is I really don't
Speaker 8: have anything to do with that. That's like, how do
Speaker 8: you get my number?
Speaker 7: Well, actually, we had your number on file as the homeowner,
Speaker 7: and that's pretty much how we had you. But the
Speaker 7: problem we're facing here, sir, is we've tried to get
Speaker 7: this guy for the last couple of months and we
Speaker 7: can't get him. So, Actually, what's what's gonna happen here
Speaker 7: in the next day or so, is We're probably gonna
Speaker 7: have to come and get all the doors.
Speaker 8: Oh noways to do what?
Speaker 7: We're probably gonna have to come and get all the
Speaker 7: doors in your house, take them off and bring them
Speaker 7: back here to the plant until we get we're.
Speaker 8: Gonna go get all my doors.
Speaker 7: We we're gonna have to get those doors until either
Speaker 7: we get a contractor or you know, we get paid
Speaker 7: for the doors. Now, what could happen is you could
Speaker 7: pay for the doors.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, already paid for the doors. That's that's
Speaker 8: past tense. I've done that paid. You say, paying that
Speaker 8: means I got to double back.
Speaker 7: Well, sir, we haven't been paid, sir for the doors
Speaker 7: as well.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, the contractor was paid for the doors.
Speaker 8: That's who pays you.
Speaker 7: Okay, And what I'm trying to explain to you, sir,
Speaker 7: we haven't been paid at all here at doors all.
Speaker 8: All all okay, Well, I do what they should have
Speaker 8: received a check from my contract And what.
Speaker 7: I'm to you, sir, is that that hasn't been done.
Speaker 8: So since you have not been paid, you're gonna come
Speaker 8: back and get my doors? Now, you said, we Now,
Speaker 8: who's all this you?
Speaker 7: Who are we gonna come here's the problem here.
Speaker 8: Like I know, no, the ain't no problems. We're gonna
Speaker 8: resolve this very peacefully. But who is we?
Speaker 7: Okay, So what's taking place here at my job is
Speaker 7: they've taken this money out of my check that hasn't
Speaker 7: been paid for the doors.
Speaker 8: Oh yes, I can understand that, but why would they
Speaker 8: take it out of your check? You did demand ours,
Speaker 8: You've done your work.
Speaker 7: Why don't I understand it? Sir? But since the company
Speaker 7: hasn't been paid, the company is taking it out on me,
Speaker 7: and it's not gonna come down on me. So either
Speaker 7: I'm gonna get the doors, well, you.
Speaker 8: Need to quit your job because they're gonna because they
Speaker 8: need to give you a uh not just give you
Speaker 8: a bonus, but give you some holly work. Because bottom
Speaker 8: line is you're talking about coming to get my doors.
Speaker 8: Now that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 7: Either we resolve this peacefully as if you pay for it,
Speaker 7: or I come out and get the doors now I'm
Speaker 7: not finished city and go back, and.
Speaker 8: You need to go in and come get these doors.
Speaker 8: Gas up and come get these doors. Because you're not
Speaker 8: gonna come and get this. I'm not gonna send you
Speaker 8: no money.
Speaker 7: Okay, sir, Then what we need to do is get
Speaker 7: a schedule time where I can come out and get
Speaker 7: all the doors.
Speaker 8: Now I'm on your time.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I'm.
Speaker 8: On your time now. So you got these you must
Speaker 8: be paying me now since I'm on your time, what.
Speaker 7: Are you talking about?
Speaker 8: Because you're talking about you're gonna set up a time
Speaker 8: with me. That means I have to leave and do
Speaker 8: what I do to be meet you here to get
Speaker 8: something that don't belong to you, which is my door.
Speaker 7: Sir, you don't have to be there at all, because
Speaker 7: I'm gonna say I'm gonna come in and take the
Speaker 7: front door off, and I'm gonna keep keep moving through
Speaker 7: the house and get all the doors and get them
Speaker 7: back here to the play.
Speaker 8: I don't think you hear yourself now, First and foremost,
Speaker 8: how you when you come to the front door, I'm
Speaker 8: gonna be without waiting on you as you actually take
Speaker 8: it off. Match, I'm gonna be on your behind making
Speaker 8: sure you realize you're gonna have to take this door
Speaker 8: or take this And I mean I'm pretty sure Trim
Speaker 8: be coming.
Speaker 7: To you and to get that first door, so I
Speaker 7: can't keep going back and forth with you. Let me
Speaker 7: say this to you. I'm coming to get them doors,
Speaker 7: even if I gotta take that whooper, because I gotta
Speaker 7: get my money back from the company that they just
Speaker 7: took for me. Because show damn contractors did not pay
Speaker 7: for the damn doors.
Speaker 8: Say you better, hey, bring your toms down when you
Speaker 8: talk to me, you talk to him god play. I'm
Speaker 8: Le'm gonna get this on you. I'm not gonna allow
Speaker 8: you to come to my house and take these damn doors.
Speaker 8: You ain't coming to get no money.
Speaker 7: I'm coming to get them doors that I'm coming to
Speaker 7: get them today.
Speaker 6: I need everym on Now.
Speaker 8: What time is coming? I want to be prepaid when
Speaker 8: you come mess with these doors because I make sure,
Speaker 8: please what time you're coming.
Speaker 7: Don't worry about when I'm coming. You'll know when I'm
Speaker 7: there when I take the first door off the heads
Speaker 7: every door.
Speaker 8: We gonna meet at that door. I'm gonna work that.
Speaker 8: I'll tell you what I'm gonna pay you. I'm gonna
Speaker 8: pay your dollar whooping. Now take that check. You're gonna
Speaker 8: make case that aside.
Speaker 7: Whooping to night. I'm gonna take that whooping if that's
Speaker 7: what it takes. But I gotta take these doors. You
Speaker 7: want gonna get my money?
Speaker 8: I mean you to do next time, get your damn money.
Speaker 7: Stop.
Speaker 8: Get a job that pays you better for this whipping.
Speaker 8: You're gonna get in fed Well, I'm not, sir.
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna keep going back and forth with you
Speaker 7: about you whooping mine.
Speaker 8: Go backy Moore Dad in the end right here, say
Speaker 8: we'll take that and take.
Speaker 7: It on hand. Said, but I'm bringing them doors too.
Speaker 7: If it's doing that, I an't even on men where
Speaker 7: a tractor you should have been call of contract. You
Speaker 7: shouldn't gone over there and doing some doing from from
Speaker 7: my damn come, I'm.
Speaker 8: Gonna tell you what you need to be calling them he.
Speaker 7: Got shore Mary, I'm want to get a hipie door
Speaker 7: you got in that holy that none. I'll tell you
Speaker 7: what you know what I do. I just w do
Speaker 7: you go to work, rob me and I just come
Speaker 7: in there and get them doors.
Speaker 8: What you ask j I wouldn't like to say it now.
Speaker 8: I just told you you ain't come to getting these doors.
Speaker 8: I just got to telling you that John, your daddin't
Speaker 8: find your mama righting all net them doing it.
Speaker 7: And you know what else I'm coming to do what
Speaker 7: I'm coming to tell.
Speaker 12: You who I am?
Speaker 7: You do you know who I am? More?
Speaker 5: I know who you know?
Speaker 8: You're walking.
Speaker 6: I make sure I deduce myself.
Speaker 8: You ain't gonna get us do the can't get these
Speaker 8: doors there?
Speaker 7: That man, I ain't that ain't really? Who are am we?
Speaker 7: Who are you? I am Nephew Tommy from the Steve
Speaker 7: Harvey Morning Show. You just got prank phone call by
Speaker 7: your wife Faith.
Speaker 8: Right, that's that's right, Shot Rain and Dawn number. You
Speaker 8: don't get it out care.
Speaker 5: Paul?
Speaker 7: What is the baddest that I'm talking about? The baddest
Speaker 7: radio show in.
Speaker 8: The land show cousin.
Speaker 7: I was over here just fraying, man fat, don't bring
Speaker 7: that number. Now he was out his.
Speaker 8: Moving, So I'm thinking they're looking forward, but they down
Speaker 8: that part of the four gillion and now you have it.
Speaker 2: I'll be back at the hour.
Speaker 1: You coming up next, it is asked the riddlo you're
Speaker 1: listening shot Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
Speaker 1: top of the hour and entertainment news. We'll talk about
Speaker 1: Diddy's late latest legal developments in the jam Master j
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Speaker 1: these stories at the top of the hour, but right
Speaker 1: now it is time to ask the riddlelo that is
Speaker 1: ready to love Officer and Junior. Here we go, guys,
Speaker 1: Missy and Indianapolis writes. My boyfriend and I just started
Speaker 1: having sex and it's not how I imagined it would be.
Speaker 1: It's never face to face, so I can't kiss him
Speaker 1: or make eye contact. He told me, I've been watching
Speaker 1: too many movies and this is real life. Am I
Speaker 1: asking for too much?
Speaker 10: He's tired of looking at you, But he is tired
Speaker 10: of looking at you. He not you know, he don't
Speaker 10: love you the way you love him. Let's just get
Speaker 10: let's just be clear. Let's be completely clear. He don't
Speaker 10: love you like that. If you're not making an eye contact,
Speaker 10: if y'all ain't face to face, you know, this is
Speaker 10: just really we're gonna we just yeah, I'm trying to
Speaker 10: figure out how to dance around it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, I'm trying trying to dance around That's what.
Speaker 1: They need to break up for real.
Speaker 2: You don't want you like that baby wam bam, thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 2: That's all it is to him.
Speaker 11: Now, I just say this. You know you do have
Speaker 11: some control and you do not have to have sex
Speaker 11: with him.
Speaker 9: You do not have to do that.
Speaker 11: But lord, you ought to be tired of looking at
Speaker 11: them pictures, that.
Speaker 1: TV that laps.
Speaker 12: You just see the outlets, see every head boy. You
Speaker 12: closet doors, you just see everything top.
Speaker 1: Away in the room.
Speaker 4: You just see that.
Speaker 11: I mean, door handles, you just seeing that. You see
Speaker 11: everything but him.
Speaker 12: I said, that's a lot of stuff you looking at
Speaker 12: him now that confident you got.
Speaker 4: Your hands on.
Speaker 1: It's just nothing, yeah, nothing but him.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 11: You don't have to have You don't have to do
Speaker 11: that with him. You don't have to just find something
Speaker 11: else around.
Speaker 12: I'm just saying you just you just look at medication,
Speaker 12: you reading it, oxid, cotton, finish celling, you just rubbing alcohol,
Speaker 12: ten percent, cell phone charges.
Speaker 11: You see everything in this room but him.
Speaker 12: Ah, night lights. You just got too much you did
Speaker 12: see but him. It's wain't too much stuff you're looking at,
Speaker 12: but it ain't him though. You're just just seeing you know,
Speaker 12: you're just looking at too much stuff. It's just not
Speaker 12: you know, you know, random stuff, meant phone numbers on
Speaker 12: pieces of paper, let us bill, Oh, bubble gold wrappers,
Speaker 12: you know, bag of chips, the chip clip you just
Speaker 12: looking clip?
Speaker 11: Yes, you know he eating the room?
Speaker 1: Come on now all right, Oh okay, we're moving on.
Speaker 1: You get their point. Missy in Indianapolis, Teresa and Lakeland says,
Speaker 1: my husband told me his friend got caught cheating and
Speaker 1: it was a big mess. I eventually called the wife
Speaker 1: to see how she's doing. She said, my husband called
Speaker 1: a check on her too, and she really appreciates us.
Speaker 1: Why didn't he mention that to me?
Speaker 2: M okay, call again, and I promise you he gonna
Speaker 2: be over there. Call again.
Speaker 10: He's gonna get over to the consoling her in a minute.
Speaker 10: Call again and check out. But I promise you and
Speaker 10: you got to be fine.
Speaker 2: Trust me.
Speaker 10: When when a man called a check on you is fine?
Speaker 10: You is fine, baby, and he coming over here to
Speaker 10: make sure you all right?
Speaker 2: Trust me.
Speaker 11: This is what Steveden already taught us. This is where
Speaker 11: you lie. This is a perfect line moment. You got
Speaker 11: to get this off of you. Yes, why are you
Speaker 11: are you? Because he got the other guy got called cheating,
Speaker 11: and she said, why you didn't tell me?
Speaker 2: You called her?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 7: She said?
Speaker 1: I call that's what you need to have that type
Speaker 1: of toll.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I ain't never called he got called cheating. What
Speaker 11: I'm calling for? He's got to get that high.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta get.
Speaker 11: That high because you gotta get.
Speaker 2: The boys get hid. I mean you're lying though, Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: the manly.
Speaker 11: Said I called me when get the win.
Speaker 4: Choose it?
Speaker 12: You don't get off till eight. I ain't calling no folk.
Speaker 12: You know you know she's going through memory loss.
Speaker 5: You know that.
Speaker 11: Somebody here, thank you.
Speaker 1: Moving on to Fatima in Kansas City. Fatima says, my
Speaker 1: four year old son surprised me at three a m.
Speaker 1: While I was having sex. The guy slid off the bed. Uh,
Speaker 1: so my son wouldn't see him. My son kept asking
Speaker 1: me why I get to sleep naked but he has
Speaker 1: to sleep in pajamas? Will he ever forget this?
Speaker 2: He didn't see the dude that slid off the bed.
Speaker 1: He slid off the bed, so he didn't see him.
Speaker 10: Oh that boy cold, he could slide. That boy, I
Speaker 10: don't know who can slide naked like that. He slid
Speaker 10: That's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Right there.
Speaker 10: Now, you talking to the baby, the man on the
Speaker 10: side of the bed, and he asked, and the four
Speaker 10: year old got control.
Speaker 2: He asked him questions.
Speaker 10: Now, why we didn't whip his lettle hand all the
Speaker 10: way back to the other room so we can get
Speaker 10: out of that.
Speaker 2: That's my thoughts.
Speaker 11: Yeah here naked, Yeah, well, four year old, but.
Speaker 10: Whooping while I'm naked. Yes, came in there because you
Speaker 10: didn't messed up something. Shirton, I'm gonna and we got
Speaker 10: to help this man get up off this ground. Nothing
Speaker 10: slid on the side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank the baby for that.
Speaker 11: The baby, the baby forget it, Yeah, he'll forget it.
Speaker 11: But you know that man that slid that bed. Now
Speaker 11: he on the floor looking at outlets.
Speaker 12: Dress, handboard, pillows, medications about he's just.
Speaker 7: On the floor.
Speaker 11: Now, I'm war he looking at he's just down there.
Speaker 2: We'll send me these rooms.
Speaker 1: Y'all need to clean up. Take it here under that boxes,
Speaker 1: all right. Last one, guys, Daniel in Greensboro says, I'm
Speaker 1: the wealthiest person in my family and unless they need
Speaker 1: money from me, they don't fool with me or invite
Speaker 1: me to family gatherings. My wife said to stop fooling
Speaker 1: with them, but it's family. Should I tell them how
Speaker 1: I feel? Or take my wife's advice with.
Speaker 10: Your family, don't care about how you feel at all.
Speaker 10: We'll call you when we need some money. Other than that,
Speaker 10: don't nobody fool with you. They don't like you though.
Speaker 2: And ever since you got this little Ever since you
Speaker 2: got this little money, you changed you different. All they
Speaker 2: do is use you for what they can some money.
Speaker 12: Now.
Speaker 10: Other than that, shut up and your family don't care.
Speaker 10: And you go there with your wife advice if you
Speaker 10: want to heal what it is.
Speaker 1: Get ready to pay for the family reunion every year?
Speaker 2: How long?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get this work.
Speaker 2: Yeah we need bow briskets.
Speaker 11: That's what we need from you.
Speaker 1: Wife told him not to fool with him.
Speaker 12: And yeah we need the pavilion rented. We needed all
Speaker 12: of this, Katy said. If you're mad because you blessed,
Speaker 12: how does that work?
Speaker 11: You don't want to help nobody else?
Speaker 5: Be what?
Speaker 11: Put no wise it down right here? Put your up.
Speaker 12: Okay, we need you to buy these shirts for the family,
Speaker 12: get the jumps and T shirts. And if you're mad,
Speaker 12: we can buy some time food with you. If you
Speaker 12: got all this money, given about this stuff, this family.
Speaker 12: I've been to see my EIGHTI I know I've been
Speaker 12: see up.
Speaker 11: I believe. Get a couple of hotel rooms. While you're
Speaker 11: at it, we read.
Speaker 2: Person yeah that the shirt.
Speaker 1: Guys, thank you really love Thank you Junior. Coming up
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment
Speaker 1: news for you right after this you're listening.
Speaker 13: Morning show.
Speaker 1: There's been a whole bunch of developments in the wake
Speaker 1: up producer Little Rod filing suit against Ditty for alleged
Speaker 1: for alleged sexual assault. Speaking of a Little Rod, it
Speaker 1: was discovered that he actually started a crowdfunding campaign a
Speaker 1: few weeks before filing suit, asking people to chip in
Speaker 1: to help him sue Ditty. Oddly enough, there was zero
Speaker 1: mention of sexual assault at that time. In addition, we
Speaker 1: heard about reality star and See and producer Steviej's name
Speaker 1: being tied to the case. Stevie J took to social
Speaker 1: media and posted a headline caption about this situation. He said, quote,
Speaker 1: I wasn't that guy the last time. I ain't never
Speaker 1: going to be that guy. I'm one of God's favorites.
Speaker 1: Don't play with my name, all right. An adult film
Speaker 1: star called mister Knockout seems to have corroborated Steve Steviej's story,
Speaker 1: saying that he's he's actually the one in the Freaky
Speaker 1: Flick and not Stevie Okay, So he wanted to clear
Speaker 1: that up for Stevie Jay saying, what mean I'm me?
Speaker 11: But listen, God, nobody, So we just go look over
Speaker 11: the name is the knockout?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Rod?
Speaker 2: What is going on with?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Godly did? It's old?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Lot of take that, take that, lot of.
Speaker 11: Lie boy, all right.
Speaker 1: Also in entertainment news, the two men accused of the
Speaker 1: two thousand and two murdered run DMC's Gemmaster j have
Speaker 1: been convicted. A federal jury in Brooklyn has returned a
Speaker 1: guilty verdict against his childhood friend, fifty nine year old
Speaker 1: Ronald Washington and as god son, forty year old Carl
Speaker 1: Jordan Junior. The two shot and killed Jay. His real
Speaker 1: name was Jason Mizell. He killed Jay. They killed Jay
Speaker 1: in his studio in Queen's on October thirtieth of two
Speaker 1: thousand and two. The crime went unsolved nearly twenty years
Speaker 1: until the rest were made in twenty twenty one. Wow
Speaker 1: that yeah, it really was to just.
Speaker 3: For a long time it was unsolved, so no one.
Speaker 3: I'm glad justice for the Myzell family finally.
Speaker 11: Oh man, this is terrible.
Speaker 1: Terrible, terrible. I'm glad the case was solved.
Speaker 2: How many years is that being called?
Speaker 1: Happened in twenty two two?
Speaker 2: So much years ago? Years? Oh my god, all this time,
Speaker 2: all the money, all right.
Speaker 1: Also in entertainment News, Dian Warwick says that Tiana Taylor
Speaker 1: is hitting all the right notes as she prepares to
Speaker 1: portray Dion in an upcoming Hollywood biopic. Dion says she
Speaker 1: tells Vibe that Tiana has done research out the Yin Yang,
Speaker 1: even commenting she knows me better than I know myself now.
Speaker 1: Dione says her fans can expect a little bit of
Speaker 1: both her twenty twenty one documentary and her memoir My
Speaker 1: Life as I see it, saying, it'll tell us some
Speaker 1: of the escapades that I've been on and the results
Speaker 1: of it. So it's going to be quite interesting to
Speaker 1: see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Deonna Taylor hitting. Molder notes, Baby, she's hit waye.
Speaker 2: Molder notes.
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 1: He's gorgo.
Speaker 2: He looks presentable, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Yeah she really Yeah, love her hair, everything about her.
Speaker 2: But Dion should have known this movie was gonna happen, though, DENI.
Speaker 1: Well, your Dion hand picked her to play her too.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I'm just saying, Fava, what are you saying?
Speaker 8: You could say it?
Speaker 10: It's okay, Psyche, didn't you know this was going? I mean,
Speaker 10: she should have saw all its coming.
Speaker 1: Finally, in entertainment news, when will fifty cent stop when
Speaker 1: it comes to Jarrulaturday night that tree the UK for
Speaker 1: his upcoming tour due to his criminal record, and he
Speaker 1: is devastated. And now you know, fifty cent just had
Speaker 1: to comment and he posted that he didn't have anything
Speaker 1: to do with this.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Then Ji responded, shut up you blankety blank blank blank blank.
Speaker 12: You know we went hard to you when you ranking
Speaker 12: when you start cussing, you know you're losing.
Speaker 2: You're losing. Yees all you do mad you made?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gotten under your skin for sure.
Speaker 10: I ain't seen nobody be fifty yet. I'm sorry, he's undefeated.
Speaker 3: He's undefeated, for sure, he's undefeated, money nothing, but why
Speaker 3: are you just out the boat who said you had
Speaker 3: something to do with you?
Speaker 1: Nothing? Because he took him down when he came out,
Speaker 1: you know all that, all the disc records.
Speaker 3: Yeah, back in the day, he just walking all of that.
Speaker 3: He can not let John ru will try to be great.
Speaker 12: But you know, you got fifty states he can go to.
Speaker 12: You got fifty states, you can just go around Maria.
Speaker 1: You know, weren't they tell him that before he got
Speaker 1: the whole tour together.
Speaker 3: And now they don't even let him in the country
Speaker 3: in the UK because Joall did go to prison, remember
Speaker 3: it with some gun issues and taxi Asia, so.
Speaker 2: You can you can wrest a sure fifty gonna be
Speaker 2: at Uh, he's gonna be at it. Did Uh, that's
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 11: He had nothing to do with this.
Speaker 2: He tried to take me shopping, y'all. You're trying to
Speaker 2: take me shopping? And what that means y'all? He tried
Speaker 2: to take me shopping, y'all. I'm just telling you now
Speaker 2: that ain't right, man.
Speaker 1: Crazy crazy crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Really a mess, yeah, just a mess.
Speaker 12: Yeah. I'm scared to wake up tomorrow and find out
Speaker 12: what did he did next? It's like next on Diddy.
Speaker 3: This is really I mean, there are some serious allegations
Speaker 3: are oh yeah, and this is me. This is kind
Speaker 3: of r Kelly ish Man with the kind of charges
Speaker 3: that this is, like, it's an issue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, guys, coming up in twenty minutes after
Speaker 1: the hour. Why are leap years necessary? We'll talk about
Speaker 1: that right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 13: Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, So today's February twenty ninth, leap day or
Speaker 1: leap year, which happens like every four years, right, So
Speaker 1: the question is why do we even need leap year?
Speaker 11: That's a little calendar, the lunar calendar?
Speaker 12: Uh is from every every was it every four years?
Speaker 12: The lunar calendar with one dead heads?
Speaker 1: Hell?
Speaker 11: If I know, I just wanted to see.
Speaker 4: Leading I don't.
Speaker 1: All right, Look, this is according to Yahoo dot com,
Speaker 1: it takes three hundred and sixty five days and about
Speaker 1: six hours for the Earth to orbit around the Sun. Now,
Speaker 1: on our calendar, the number is rounded to just three
Speaker 1: sixty five To account for the six hours, we add
Speaker 1: an extra day almost every four years. So you're kind
Speaker 1: of onto something.
Speaker 11: I was trying to guess it.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Who back in the who sat back in the day
Speaker 2: and counted all that? Who sat there for three hundred
Speaker 2: counted all? Who did that?
Speaker 1: Who was that Copernicus? Who was it somebody like that
Speaker 1: were I mean, I just remember that from then Caesar
Speaker 1: has something to do somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was eating salad.
Speaker 1: We also must sink up our calendars with the seasons.
Speaker 1: The extra six hours would shift seasons by about twenty
Speaker 1: four calendar days within one hundred years. If we stopped
Speaker 1: leap year, centuries from now, our descendants could be celebrating
Speaker 1: Christmas in July. We have to give a special happy
Speaker 1: Birthday shout out there about five million leaplings born on
Speaker 1: leap Day, which is you have a birthday every four years.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so you got so you could be thirty, but
Speaker 12: really four yeah, but you got to bear, you got
Speaker 12: to bear at a job and you you working five five.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because if you were born in what two thousand,
Speaker 3: If you were born in two thousand and this is
Speaker 3: twenty twenty four, you would say, you look like you're
Speaker 3: twenty four, but you really seeks.
Speaker 1: A birthday every four years? Right, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: What kind of they got?
Speaker 11: So we have the cele birthday birthday on February twenty
Speaker 11: eighth then, yeah, or.
Speaker 3: March or March, because if you were born in eighty four,
Speaker 3: nineteen eighty four, you will be forty or sixteen.
Speaker 1: I'm cool with sixteen now, right. Yeah, So a happy
Speaker 1: Leap Year and happy Leap Day. Everybody who was born
Speaker 1: on this day, they should be.
Speaker 2: Born for it.
Speaker 13: Yeah, they really really hard.
Speaker 1: Actually, we're going to talk about what is something from
Speaker 1: the old days that you really really miss and things
Speaker 1: should come back? We'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening hard Morning show. All right, guys, So this
Speaker 1: is what we're going to talk about. Remember back in
Speaker 1: the day when you loved something, Now it's no longer
Speaker 1: here you miss it, from polaroids to Walkman to landline, right,
Speaker 1: all of that generation. These love of nostalgia is bringing
Speaker 1: back old school tech. So I gotta ask you, guys,
Speaker 1: what what is something from the old days that you
Speaker 1: really really miss and things should come back?
Speaker 2: Let's see.
Speaker 1: What about pH phone booths? Can't you imagine how we Yeah, we.
Speaker 3: Know what I wish we could do, but it's just
Speaker 3: probably it's just not safe and it's never ever going
Speaker 3: to happen again. But when someone would meet you at
Speaker 3: the gate at the airport, or if.
Speaker 1: They go on the plane, I mean, you know, to
Speaker 1: just go on the plane with you and get off
Speaker 1: when they right before they close.
Speaker 3: The doors and claim, Now I wish you would try
Speaker 3: to come to this, but for safety, I understand. But
Speaker 3: that's kind of like something Finyl rends. Remember the records,
Speaker 3: all that kind of stuff, forty five.
Speaker 1: And the record player, the needle, remember the all of that,
Speaker 1: all of them cool with a juke box, really yeah,
Speaker 1: the juke box.
Speaker 2: At the pizza hut.
Speaker 11: At the independ of that. Yeah. One thing I missed.
Speaker 11: I'm not allowed to eat my two way pages.
Speaker 9: Boy.
Speaker 12: I used to have a two way page, and you
Speaker 12: couldn't tell me nothing when you hit me. I picked
Speaker 12: right on up, takes back in middle of a conversation.
Speaker 12: Hold ony, right back, Yeah, okay, I'm over here now,
Speaker 12: all right, go ahead, finish. Because I had the two
Speaker 12: way you can you can flip it up, had a
Speaker 12: whole keyboard on it.
Speaker 11: This is way before we had eye pay.
Speaker 3: This was just something you've never had a I had
Speaker 3: a two way. Remember this though, about the two way pager, though.
Speaker 3: You would we would be in the club, you would
Speaker 3: be dancing and somebody would open a two way and
Speaker 3: you would put it next to each other.
Speaker 12: That's how you got anybody. Yep, that's numbers, but I
Speaker 12: don't know how sure they never had a page.
Speaker 2: You never did.
Speaker 1: I never had a pager. I did, but I had
Speaker 1: a phone in my car though I did have a
Speaker 1: phone in my car.
Speaker 11: You remember the phone in the bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that phone in the bag was a base though.
Speaker 7: That was that was it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was giant number.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I will say this about the whole polaroid thing.
Speaker 3: So my daughter she they're into that. They're into taking
Speaker 3: the pictures.
Speaker 1: And the and the camera and the polaroids and all
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 2: I bought Sydney one of them. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeahs now pink gathered laughingderin the lung.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are cute. I like all of those two.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I wish I could wear a shag again.
Speaker 2: I wish I could do that. I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 7: I know you do, I know you.
Speaker 2: Hey JR.
Speaker 1: Don't you say nothing. I'm not gonna say I.
Speaker 11: Know you did not bring that up though, I know you.
Speaker 11: But you know what, we do have hairstyle though, Hot
Speaker 11: Time face. I just that's well.
Speaker 1: Travis Kelsey started that.
Speaker 12: No, no, not the high Time face. The first one
Speaker 12: I know was Terrence Fletcher started at my school that's
Speaker 12: who started that.
Speaker 2: I was Joe Lewis.
Speaker 11: At my school. I wanted the same thing. I still
Speaker 11: had my fro, like yeah, like.
Speaker 1: That was high high high.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I missed.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I was gonna say, because I haven't been
Speaker 1: in so long to the movies on the same movies
Speaker 1: all the time, on the same I used to go
Speaker 1: all the time, but I don't go that much anymore.
Speaker 2: But I missed going to Blockbuster to get a movie.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, boy, yeah, yeah, boy.
Speaker 2: That was my first job.
Speaker 10: Pick up tause you put some effort into it, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 10: but I had I was always late.
Speaker 8: I was.
Speaker 2: I think I was about twenty two thousand dollars one day.
Speaker 1: Like taking them back twenty two brand.
Speaker 11: That was my first job.
Speaker 12: Boy, Blockbuster work, Yeah, breaking that Blockbuster, working at the
Speaker 12: video store.
Speaker 11: That was my first job. Man, loved it. Wow, But
Speaker 11: I didn't care about you. If you didn't rewind it,
Speaker 11: then I was cool with you. I am give me,
Speaker 11: give me a dollar. I ain't gonna coming up.
Speaker 1: I was nephew, tell me spring phone call right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Hard Morning Show coming up at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after it's my
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he has
Speaker 1: clothes hidden everywhere. We'll get into that find out what
Speaker 1: that's all about, uh in just a few because right
Speaker 1: now it is time for the nephew UH with today's
Speaker 1: prank phone call. Nephew, what you got uh soles?
Speaker 2: By time we rob a bank, It's about that time.
Speaker 2: So listen, what.
Speaker 10: We're gonna rob a bank? Just just ride with me,
Speaker 10: Just ride me. We're gonna get in this limo. Okay,
Speaker 10: we're gonna get your limo driver, the drivers to the bank.
Speaker 10: We're gonna go in there and do we gotta do.
Speaker 10: We're gonna come back out all the limo driver got
Speaker 10: to do. And keep that car rolling, keep it ready.
Speaker 10: We'll be right back out here.
Speaker 2: Limo bank.
Speaker 1: We're not going far in a lima.
Speaker 2: We're going far. Just Limo bank. Job. Let's go get them.
Speaker 5: Good afternoon.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to get cecil. Get it. See some one
Speaker 6: of my boys. Giving your number. Man, I'm trying to
Speaker 6: get a car service for tonight.
Speaker 5: Okay, listen, this is my personal number. Do you have
Speaker 5: the main number?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 6: I keep calling the main line, but ain't nobody answering.
Speaker 6: I had to call that about six seven times. They
Speaker 6: keep rolling over to it, like to a voicemail or something.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, brother, what's your name?
Speaker 8: Bunny?
Speaker 6: Tony?
Speaker 5: Okay, listen, Tony, I got a customer in the back.
Speaker 5: Let me get them. He can you you got a
Speaker 5: few moments, I mean, let me get the dough for
Speaker 5: me and all hold the phone. All right, okay, cool,
Speaker 5: all right, thank you, have good evenings? All right?
Speaker 6: Ton Yeah? What's up?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Now you're saying you called the main line and
Speaker 5: you just keep going the voicemail or something like that.
Speaker 6: You calling the main line, but you know, I know
Speaker 6: I'm calling at the last minute. I'm trying to get
Speaker 6: a get a car for tonight.
Speaker 5: Man. Okay, what you need?
Speaker 7: What listen?
Speaker 5: We got we got the SUV we got today and
Speaker 5: or two. We got a couple of limits white up black.
Speaker 6: What you need if I could get I guess like
Speaker 6: a black limousine?
Speaker 2: Be cool?
Speaker 5: Okay, we got that. We got that. What time where
Speaker 5: I'm picking you up? What time?
Speaker 6: What a couse?
Speaker 8: You know? For an hour?
Speaker 6: Because all I need is an hour?
Speaker 5: Where's it's sixty five hours an hour? But we only
Speaker 5: do three hour minimum. The first three hours.
Speaker 6: Sixty five okay, okay, okay, we'll see. Say, all I
Speaker 6: need is an hour man really like forty five minutes.
Speaker 6: So do you think they'll work with me?
Speaker 5: Well, you can't get them, so you're dealing with me.
Speaker 5: Let me see me. I'll tell you what I'll do
Speaker 5: you for one hundred fifty dollars and I'll take care.
Speaker 5: But now I want you to know. I'm gonna let
Speaker 5: them know everything. So I got to have either credit
Speaker 5: card or received or something on the cave to let
Speaker 5: them know. Because I'm not no quoked brother. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: let them know everything that I'm doing with a workplace.
Speaker 6: One fifty. I can give you one fifty when you
Speaker 6: pick me.
Speaker 5: Up, that's no problem. Then where am I picking you up?
Speaker 5: And at what time?
Speaker 6: All right? I'm at ninety eight Village Drive, ninety eight
Speaker 6: really drive.
Speaker 5: Okay, nine eighty twenty. And where am I taking you, sir?
Speaker 6: I'm going downtown on Capitol Street.
Speaker 5: Downtown, the Capitol Street, all right? And what time am
Speaker 5: I picking you up?
Speaker 6: You could give me like at eleven forty five at night,
Speaker 6: that'll be good.
Speaker 5: Leven forty five okay, that forty five minus to an
Speaker 5: hour you're gonna need then forty five, the next two five, twelve,
Speaker 5: forty five, twelve, thirty two.
Speaker 6: Okay, good day.
Speaker 5: Let me see and downtown Capitol. What you didn't give
Speaker 5: an address?
Speaker 6: I don't even know that. I just I'm going to
Speaker 6: to a bank bank downtown, all right, right?
Speaker 5: Can I ask you something, tony right?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And I'm trying to get any business. You know, we
Speaker 5: don't ask questions usually, but a bank at night's gonna
Speaker 5: be closed. I mean, you're not going to work because
Speaker 5: I gotta take you back, So you're dropping off to
Speaker 5: something to somebody something like.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, I ain't dropping nothing now, but
Speaker 6: I'm picking something up to say. What I need you
Speaker 6: to do is just right here. I'm gonna go in there,
Speaker 6: and I'm gonna be in there probably like about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 6: But when I come out, man, I need you to
Speaker 6: have a car running and we need to get out
Speaker 6: of it.
Speaker 5: Wait a minute. You ask me to run you down
Speaker 5: to a bank at midnight, and you kicking something up
Speaker 5: at midnight, and I got to be ready to go
Speaker 5: when you come out, Me and my boys when we
Speaker 5: come out of there, just when we get it, when
Speaker 5: we get back in the back of the limo. I
Speaker 5: need you to I need you to put the pedal down, man,
Speaker 5: and let's get out of there. Look here, young, young,
Speaker 5: young brother, Well how old are you.
Speaker 6: Man, I'm twenty four.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I figured. Look here, man, it sounds
Speaker 5: like you're into some kind of shady I don't do that, brother,
Speaker 5: that I don't know many.
Speaker 6: You a driver, dog, Your job is to drive. If
Speaker 6: you pick somebody up, first of all, you ain't gonna
Speaker 6: be asking nobody where they going, what doing You're supposed
Speaker 6: to drive.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you.
Speaker 6: What I'm telling you is mande. Once we come out
Speaker 6: of the brank drive, drive, let me start it.
Speaker 5: That's why I'm driving instead of working somewhere else driving
Speaker 5: because I was ignorant like you at one time. So
Speaker 5: let me tell you something. But I don't know your
Speaker 5: business and really don't care at this point in time.
Speaker 5: I'm not doing no crazy like this hit brother. Let
Speaker 5: me tell you something, man. What you need to do
Speaker 5: is get your young into some type of train in
Speaker 5: school or something to find yourself a job. You gonna
Speaker 5: go down there and the gonna blow your brains out.
Speaker 6: I ain't really trying to hit all this right here.
Speaker 6: What I'm trying to do is pay you this when
Speaker 6: I'm fifty, you drive me where I'm.
Speaker 8: Trying to go.
Speaker 7: If you ain't even if I know, brother, you can't.
Speaker 5: Get right now, not even no advice. You need to
Speaker 5: listen to me.
Speaker 6: That's what's wrong with you.
Speaker 5: Jump now, y'all crazy, get rich right off overnight type boy.
Speaker 5: You need to slow down because they got some you
Speaker 5: feel me, they got.
Speaker 8: Hold hold on man, hold on what you know? You
Speaker 8: don't know nothing. You don't know? Man? Who needs to
Speaker 8: know you? Brother?
Speaker 6: How you gonna be preaching to may dog?
Speaker 5: Because I've been the man. That's why I'm priving the limo,
Speaker 5: because I've been that young brother. I'm trying to keep
Speaker 5: you from going there because you don't like it. Look
Speaker 5: at so that I don't know what to tell you
Speaker 5: at this point. First of all, I'm not doing it,
Speaker 5: so you can cut that out.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 5: Now, I'm thinking of you and all the other young
Speaker 5: brothers that do this thumb. You watch so many of
Speaker 5: the movies or something. Brother, you need to get your
Speaker 5: straight because they got a place for you. So let
Speaker 5: me tell you something. They read my off or I
Speaker 5: read it anything my mama told me they didn't want
Speaker 5: me to know they cut it out. Do you feel me?
Speaker 5: They looked at me every night where they wanted to
Speaker 5: fed me garbage that I had to eat or die.
Speaker 5: You ain't ready for that, man, You ain't ready for
Speaker 5: what think he got your land? You brothers don't know
Speaker 5: what's going.
Speaker 6: On out here.
Speaker 5: You got it too easy. See now you're talking about
Speaker 5: going down there robbing the bank. You ain't no bank robber.
Speaker 5: You don't sound like no futher go rinal remo the
Speaker 5: way you going. You ain't making nothing because they were
Speaker 5: blowing you on your I wain't about their paper. You
Speaker 5: don't understand that. And you she ain't ready for no jail.
Speaker 6: Can I say one more thing to you?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 6: All I wanted to do is tell you it is
Speaker 6: that I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
Speaker 6: and your boy cart d Done got me the prank
Speaker 6: phone call you.
Speaker 5: I don't give a who you are. If you around
Speaker 5: with them folks downtown, they're gonna blow you well, they're
Speaker 5: gonna give you a hundred years under the jail, your brother,
Speaker 5: did you? Did you just hear what I just said,
Speaker 5: though what you said something about well my partner you
Speaker 5: know I no, no.
Speaker 6: No, no, I said, I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve
Speaker 6: Harvey Morning Show. Your boy the other another driver. Cordell
Speaker 6: got me the prank phone.
Speaker 5: Called you as he's telling me, Oh, you mean Steve
Speaker 5: Harvey on the radio. Nah, man, No, no, no, you
Speaker 5: see him his name.
Speaker 6: See so your boy Cordell got me to pray phone
Speaker 6: call you man, I'm gonna get that.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get that man. When you lit my fire man,
Speaker 5: don't you know that? I mean my fight moved, fight.
Speaker 6: Power, he said. Be careful, he said, big sea. So
Speaker 6: he been he been dying now et a dozen time
Speaker 6: in the Is that alright? Man? Come down, maby come down, man.
Speaker 6: I got one more question to ask you, man, what's
Speaker 6: the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 5: I want the nephew Tommy, but Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 6: I got your baby me and your boy Cordell got you.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well I'm gonna get here if I ever meet you, brother, I.
Speaker 11: Oh you want to too much jail?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Thank you boy, way too much?
Speaker 1: He was.
Speaker 2: He was serious. Thought, Man, I've been down there. You
Speaker 2: don't want to go down there, young man. You think
Speaker 2: you want You ain't doing nothing to look at you
Speaker 2: stupid already trying to rob something gon A Limo. You
Speaker 2: ain't even thought this out, but it's right self. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: well I have thought out. Riley, North Carolina. I have
Speaker 2: thought that out, and I would be there tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: That's Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. The nephew is coming to Raleigh,
Speaker 2: North Cacila likely rightly, Riley, North Carolina.
Speaker 10: The nephew is coming. Find me a church I'm gonna
Speaker 10: go to on Sunday. And when I get to a
Speaker 10: church on Sunday, or do my four o'clock. So see
Speaker 10: how I get my praise on and then I get
Speaker 10: my jokes on.
Speaker 2: You see how I do that? What I'm talking about.
Speaker 10: Always laying in the cut. Laying in the cut is Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 10: That is fifteenth, sixteenth, and seventeenth of March. I have
Speaker 10: added everything is sol out. So I added a Thursday
Speaker 10: night show on the fourteenth of March, that is Richmond,
Speaker 10: Virginia at the Funny Bone, and tickets are on sale
Speaker 10: for that Thursday right now? All right, all right, Richmond,
Speaker 10: all minds to be a fool is coming to down.
Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1: The subject is he has clothes hidden everywhere everywhere. We'll
Speaker 1: get into that find out what that's all about.
Speaker 2: Right after this.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, neph you. Subject he has clothes hidden everywhere.
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, My boyfriend and I just moved in
Speaker 1: together and he had four months left on his lease,
Speaker 1: so he kept his furniture and a few personal items
Speaker 1: there until he completely moved out. It was our crash spot.
Speaker 1: If the traffic was bad in the city, we'd stop
Speaker 1: by there and wait for the traffic to die down.
Speaker 1: Last week he had wine, cheese and crackers, and a
Speaker 1: jar of olives in the fridge. I asked who the
Speaker 1: snacks were for, and he said they were for us.
Speaker 1: We have never had wine and cheese together. It made
Speaker 1: me wonder if he had been entertaining someone else there
Speaker 1: at that time. I could only get into the gate
Speaker 1: by calling him to let me in. I know the
Speaker 1: property manager, so I asked her for a remote control
Speaker 1: for the gate, and she gave it to me no
Speaker 1: questions asked. I didn't tell my boyfriend I had the
Speaker 1: remote because I was getting more and more suspicious. He
Speaker 1: had taken a Duffel bag of clothes out of our
Speaker 1: apartment one day, and he did not know I saw him.
Speaker 1: I snuck into his apartment on my lunch break to
Speaker 1: see if the Duffel bag was there, and it was.
Speaker 1: It was on the side of the washing machine. I
Speaker 1: also found his laundry basket filled with clean underwear hidden
Speaker 1: under a comforter. In his closet, there was a garment
Speaker 1: bag folded up in the top right corner of his
Speaker 1: closet with two.
Speaker 11: Suits in it.
Speaker 1: My iron that had mysteriously disappeared was there. I called
Speaker 1: him to proudly tell him what I found. He said,
Speaker 1: there's a good reason, and he telled me face to face.
Speaker 1: It's been two days and he still hasn't said anything.
Speaker 1: Is he moving out or is he cheating on me?
Speaker 1: Kind of sounds like he's slowly moving out. But we'll
Speaker 1: try and figure this one out. Because cheese, crackers and
Speaker 1: olives and some wine that makes you do all of this,
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I don't understand this. Are you mad
Speaker 1: because he's taking his stuff out of your place? Are
Speaker 1: you mad because you think he's moving out? I know
Speaker 1: that's what you asked us, but it sounds like you
Speaker 1: know something and you're mad and it can't be You're
Speaker 1: mad at the snacks in the fridge because that doesn't
Speaker 1: say cheap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just food.
Speaker 1: I eat olives every day. It's just food. There is
Speaker 1: really not enough evidence to judge what he's trying to do.
Speaker 1: But I do know that you're doing way too much,
Speaker 1: I mean way too much, getting the gate opener, getting
Speaker 1: into his apartment unannounced.
Speaker 11: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: You look crazy doing all that stuff. I don't think
Speaker 1: you guys are ready to move in together at all.
Speaker 1: You need to slow it down because you're running him away,
Speaker 1: and maybe that's what he wants to tell you when
Speaker 1: he gets with you face to face. He hasn't said
Speaker 1: anything yet, but be prepared, Tommy, ladies.
Speaker 2: I don't understand, y'all.
Speaker 10: Sometime I don't, and I think what bothers me is
Speaker 10: when you think something is happening, you detect one small
Speaker 10: thing and you don't know how to wait.
Speaker 2: You don't know how to wait and just see what's
Speaker 2: going to happen.
Speaker 10: You just immediate one say oh, yeah, I saw your clothes.
Speaker 10: I saw your clothes folded up and your drawers up
Speaker 10: underneath the corp. But I saw all of that. You
Speaker 10: know I saw that, don't you? Y'all don't know how
Speaker 10: to wait and just let it just Oh, it's gonna
Speaker 10: all fall out if it if it's happening. But now
Speaker 10: y'all so quick to call somebody and say what you
Speaker 10: didn't found? You ain't found enough.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna be a love detective, baby, you got
Speaker 2: to detect something. You ain't found nothing.
Speaker 10: Okay, you found some clothes folded up, You saw some wine,
Speaker 10: some cheese, some olives.
Speaker 2: What what do that do? Is it some lipstick on
Speaker 2: the islands?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 5: What? What?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: The crackers and all that, But I don't see nothing
Speaker 2: that shows he had company. I don't see nothing.
Speaker 10: So you jumping the guns so fast that guess what
Speaker 10: all you had to do is say, okay, wine, oelips, crackers, cheese, okay, cool,
Speaker 10: fold the drawers, extra suit, a iron, heat, and stole
Speaker 10: from the house. It's over here too. Okay, Now let's
Speaker 10: just wait. Let's just wait and see what's gonna happen
Speaker 10: it another two three weeks. But guess what y'all too impatient?
Speaker 10: You want to find out if you're gonna be doing
Speaker 10: some CSI, if you're gonna detect something more around. Look
Speaker 10: what's underneath that mattress? What's going on up under that?
Speaker 10: Let's see what's happening over there? Okay, pull out the
Speaker 10: drawer in the bathroom. Ain't nothing in the draw but
Speaker 10: look up under the draw Okay, what's taped up under there?
Speaker 10: You don't know how to look for nothing?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 10: Take the back off that toilet, Look down in that water.
Speaker 10: See if it's something in that. What if you want
Speaker 10: to find something? You want to find something, You all
Speaker 10: of a sudden want to be CSI love detective. You
Speaker 10: want to find it let's let's let's get to looking
Speaker 10: for it. Okay, look up in the sky, take that
Speaker 10: globe off, that light. What's in there? You don't know
Speaker 10: what's in Let's see. Let's see what's in there. Take
Speaker 10: the little dome off. Let's see what's happening. If you're
Speaker 10: really trying to find something, Let's get over to this refrigerator.
Speaker 10: Everything in there ain't meeked. Okay, all right, don't know
Speaker 10: what's in that for Look, I got a little change
Speaker 10: in my freezer right now in case we hit hard times.
Speaker 2: You don't know what's going on. They don't know where
Speaker 2: I stay there.
Speaker 10: Let's crash that then, y'all they gonna be all at
Speaker 10: the gate trying to get this in little thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: I got in refrigerator. Better yet, I don't need my
Speaker 2: kids to hear it.
Speaker 10: What daddy said, we got some money in the Fridgerat Lord,
Speaker 10: we got some money in the frigerator. So I think
Speaker 10: you jumped to conclusions too quickly. I think you should
Speaker 10: have waited. I think you should have you found something.
Speaker 10: You should have held on to there and say, okay,
Speaker 10: I'm gonna see where this goes. But now you wanted
Speaker 10: to jump the gun and call and tell him what Now,
Speaker 10: You're not gonna find out nothing at all. But that's
Speaker 10: that's for you ladies out there to thank y'all a
Speaker 10: detective and think you want to you got something on
Speaker 10: your man?
Speaker 2: Or guess what I found? You ain't found nothing but
Speaker 2: some damn eyelifts. That's good? Hell some wine?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: Some cheese?
Speaker 1: All right? Hang on, hang on, we'll come back with
Speaker 1: part two of today's strawberry letter. We're gonna hear from Junior.
Speaker 1: The subject is he has clothes hidden everywhere. We'll get
Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 13: Morning show.
Speaker 1: We're going to recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is
Speaker 1: he has clothes hidden everywhere. And first of all, the
Speaker 1: clothes aren't hidden everywhere. He just took them out of
Speaker 1: your apartment and took him back to his own apartment
Speaker 1: a cloud, not everywhere. Okay, let's get that clear. This
Speaker 1: woman wrote in She says she and her boyfriend just
Speaker 1: moved in together. He had four months left on his lease.
Speaker 1: He kept furniture and a few personal items in his
Speaker 1: apartment until his lease ran out, until he completely moved
Speaker 1: out and that apartment was their crash spot if traffic
Speaker 1: was too bad or something like that, they go over
Speaker 1: there crash until traffic started moving. And then she said
Speaker 1: she looked in the refrigerator last week and he had
Speaker 1: some wine, cheese, crackers, and some olives in there, and
Speaker 1: she asked who the snacks were for, and he said
Speaker 1: they were for them, and she said, well, he's never
Speaker 1: you know, given me crackers and cheese and olives and
Speaker 1: wine before. So she immediately suspected that perhaps he was cheating,
Speaker 1: so she wanted to go and find out. She knew
Speaker 1: the property manager, she got his gate opener, She went
Speaker 1: in his apartment without him knowing, looked through all of
Speaker 1: his things. She found this douvil bag that he took
Speaker 1: out of the apartment with clothes in it, and she's
Speaker 1: just thinking all kinds of stuff that he's cheating, Is
Speaker 1: he moving out? What is he doing here? But she
Speaker 1: doesn't have anything to go on, Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1: Also a garment bag folded up in the right corner
Speaker 1: of his closet, okay, with two suits in it, and
Speaker 1: the iron that she had that hadn't steriously disappeared from
Speaker 1: her house. So she's saying she asked him about it,
Speaker 1: and then he just said there's a good reason and
Speaker 1: he would tell her face to face. But he hasn't
Speaker 1: said anything yet. So she wants to know is he
Speaker 1: moving out or is he cheating on her? And we
Speaker 1: don't know. Nothing in this letter says either. All right, Junior,
Speaker 1: what you got?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 12: I don't know if he's cheating, if he's moving out,
Speaker 12: But I clearly know what I'm talking to. Somebody who's
Speaker 12: never played hide and go seek. I know that because
Speaker 12: everything in this house is right in the open. You
Speaker 12: don't know how to play hide and go seek. See
Speaker 12: that means somebody go high and you have to go
Speaker 12: find them. Now, if you would have said, I found
Speaker 12: the what is the olives?
Speaker 11: The cheese and crackers? If you found him in the oven,
Speaker 11: you got something.
Speaker 1: They were in the fridge.
Speaker 12: They was in the refrigerator where they go. The Duffel
Speaker 12: bag was right there in plain sight. Now if you
Speaker 12: found it and looked up and saw it on the
Speaker 12: celing fan, we working with something. But everything you found, yeah,
Speaker 12: is right in the open.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 12: He had a basket full of clean underwear? What yet
Speaker 12: in the luxe room. But if you had to hit
Speaker 12: him in that tub and pull that curtain.
Speaker 11: You working with something in the dour, Yes, you might
Speaker 11: have something.
Speaker 12: If he had that garment bag and that confident, if
Speaker 12: he had that behind that hot water heling in every apartment,
Speaker 12: then you're working with some.
Speaker 11: But you clearly have never played hide and go seek?
Speaker 12: Uh uh?
Speaker 4: You mad?
Speaker 11: And a man for keeping his stuff?
Speaker 2: Where did?
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 12: Don't know why he needs the two suits. He may
Speaker 12: have a business meeting, he may have something he has
Speaker 12: such to do in the city. You said he always
Speaker 12: stopped over there. Maybe when y'all was crashing over there,
Speaker 12: you could have got you some olives.
Speaker 11: Some cheeses and crackers. But no, you messed that up.
Speaker 1: Miss.
Speaker 11: Everything's out in the open.
Speaker 1: My favorite though, but.
Speaker 11: That Yeah, but here's a question for me. Where do
Speaker 11: you keep your stuff at? Open your apartment?
Speaker 1: Where's your garment bag at in the closet? Where your
Speaker 1: suits at in the closet?
Speaker 11: Where's your clean underwear at in the basket? In the
Speaker 11: laundry rooms? We over here tripping?
Speaker 12: She is, Yeah, by there's not a lot of clothes here.
Speaker 12: Clearly he got two suits. Two suits is a lot
Speaker 12: two suits? And now over that, where's he going.
Speaker 11: With the same two suits. They the same two suits.
Speaker 11: He ain't changing them out. Yeah, he just got two suits. God,
Speaker 11: come on, lady, work with me. I mean, you know,
Speaker 11: Sherlock Holmes will be very disappointed in you with this here.
Speaker 11: You can't. You're like, what what is you doing?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 4: No, I don't.
Speaker 11: We don't know if he's cheating on you. We don't
Speaker 11: know if he's leaving. We clearly know you don't know
Speaker 11: what's hid.
Speaker 12: And look like you never found a hidden room or
Speaker 12: nothing before having you never found a hidden egg. Yeah,
Speaker 12: she never found had an Easter egg. Yeah, she never
Speaker 12: found easter egg because they weren't out in the open.
Speaker 1: They was hidden.
Speaker 11: She was just frustrated the easter end hunt. Who is
Speaker 11: coming up too? And you're gonna have another You gonna
Speaker 11: be mad as he everybody cracking eggs, but you she
Speaker 11: the word, ain't hide nothing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had clothes hidden everywhere. What's no?
Speaker 11: What does it matter?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is this is crazy. She's gonna lose him if
Speaker 1: she keeps this up.
Speaker 2: She really lost him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're right. I agree.
Speaker 2: She made that call. When she made that call, that
Speaker 2: proud man hanging around for the.
Speaker 12: Proudly, proudly, I proudly told him, guess what I found
Speaker 12: your clean underwear in the basket in the laddery room.
Speaker 4: Now now.
Speaker 2: No ladies underwell, no run right?
Speaker 11: He is you think you're gonna pull one over me?
Speaker 2: Over here.
Speaker 12: Flye and cheese and in the fridge whine and cheese
Speaker 12: and olives and the refrigerator.
Speaker 11: Bro, you think you are missed up? Who you think
Speaker 11: you doing? Who you think you is? You thought you
Speaker 11: hit them garment bags in that closet, look right and
Speaker 11: found of salt?
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Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, He is here Junior and
Speaker 1: Sports Talk.
Speaker 11: All right, Shirley call it timmy man.
Speaker 12: Today it starts man, It starts today. What the NFL
Speaker 12: combines today? Body going for jobs Today? It starts today.
Speaker 12: We got the lineback of wide receivers, offensive lineman, lines
Speaker 12: back of dvs doing their best. But you know what
Speaker 12: I found all thought this year. You know it's not
Speaker 12: really odd, but you just never it's been so long
Speaker 12: since this happened. But Michigan got the most players that
Speaker 12: were invited to the combine. Texas had thirteen, Alabama had eleven.
Speaker 12: What about Georgia, Uh, Georgia, they were right thirteen. So
Speaker 12: you know it's like it's different on another team, Florida.
Speaker 11: I ain't see Florida. I didn't look down at Florida,
Speaker 11: but I think it's different when you have a different.
Speaker 12: National championship, a national champion, they gonna get the most players.
Speaker 11: Everybody's looking at them.
Speaker 7: What's up?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 12: They yeah, because they quarterback, the quarterback for LSU, he's
Speaker 12: up there, man, and the wide receiver.
Speaker 11: But I'm gonna tell you who is your favorite part.
Speaker 12: Of the NFL combine That Florida Florida. Okay, I know that, yeah,
Speaker 12: but I'm saying, but what group is your favorite?
Speaker 2: Now? It's fun to watch them lineman run that for it.
Speaker 11: That's what I was getting too, Timmy. I want I want,
Speaker 11: I want the lineman.
Speaker 12: I like the lineman when they run the fort it
Speaker 12: because I don't want to see nobody running the four
Speaker 12: two and all yet all that's night.
Speaker 11: But I can't do it.
Speaker 12: I can watched people I can identify with. I can
Speaker 12: identify with a lineman. I can't identify with no running
Speaker 12: back moving though though.
Speaker 4: It's some linemen move.
Speaker 12: But they got some d NS man running four fowards
Speaker 12: four two. So it's gonna be fun to watch today. Man,
Speaker 12: I'm gonna watch it all weekend. I'm gonna see what
Speaker 12: happens because you know this is gonna determine a lot
Speaker 12: because the draft is next month, so we want to
Speaker 12: see what happens.
Speaker 3: I like watching it because it's a college I love
Speaker 3: watching these college boys go for these jobs, their dream
Speaker 3: jobs and wanting to be in the NFL.
Speaker 11: So it's it's interesting to watch, but it is.
Speaker 12: But it's different this year because you know, you know,
Speaker 12: because of n I L. You know, they coming to
Speaker 12: the coming to the combound a little different.
Speaker 2: You're coming there with with them.
Speaker 11: You got five million already.
Speaker 12: Ain't even just talked to me any kind of way, coach, Right,
Speaker 12: I got more money than you.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I gotta check that I don't know why you
Speaker 11: said up here asking me what I'm gonna start. I started,
Speaker 11: I ready to start. I ain't read it right back.
Speaker 12: Got too much money, they but it wasn't in college
Speaker 12: making this type of money. And then is going to
Speaker 12: the NFL to make some more money on top of that.
Speaker 1: That's money.
Speaker 2: I'm excited that comebine. That's that's a dream come true.
Speaker 4: Man, That's what I say.
Speaker 11: That's a dream job for just it's a dream invitation.
Speaker 11: Then you know he's been going all week.
Speaker 12: But they have meetings all week long, and then on Thursday,
Speaker 12: that's when they start. From Thursday Sunday they start doing
Speaker 12: the Combine.
Speaker 11: It's only three hundred and twenty one.
Speaker 12: Players that get invited to the Combine this year, and
Speaker 12: you having to be one of the three twenty one
Speaker 12: out of all the players in college football.
Speaker 2: That's amazing, all right, Junior, thank you.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, a man
Speaker 1: on social media needs some advice. He says his wife
Speaker 1: wants to fire the babysitter because she's hot.
Speaker 2: About you talk about it.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 13: Morning show.
Speaker 1: Jerry on Facebook says, I think I have to fire
Speaker 1: our babysitter. He needs some advice, guys, he says, and
Speaker 1: it's all porn's fault. Recently, my wife and I have
Speaker 1: gotten into a really nice habit of using porn to
Speaker 1: help us get in the mood. It's been fun discovering
Speaker 1: what she's into and having us discover more about each other.
Speaker 1: The downside is she sees how much quote babysitter porn
Speaker 1: is out there, and I guess it's made her realize
Speaker 1: how hot the babysitter we use is. I don't know
Speaker 1: if she thinks I'm going to take a shot at
Speaker 1: her like they do on porn, or maybe she's worried
Speaker 1: that she will. I just know that it sucks that
Speaker 1: I have to take someone's job away because of how
Speaker 1: attractive they are. Either way, my wife wants her out
Speaker 1: of the picture. Is there more to this than I'm seeing?
Speaker 8: Huh uh?
Speaker 2: And you don't need to be you don't need to
Speaker 2: be fighting this. You need to get this fine airs
Speaker 2: baby shit at your house right now.
Speaker 1: You got to fire her because she's cute.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, yeah, cause you don watch all this poem
Speaker 10: with these babysitters. Sooner a lady's gonna click, So stop yeah,
Speaker 10: and she fine trying good shot him. Get that out
Speaker 10: of your house. I because I can assure you, partner,
Speaker 10: I can assure you you're gonna try.
Speaker 2: Stop, don't do it, don't do it.
Speaker 1: You know the pouring plot to the movie?
Speaker 2: Man, right, you know it ain't really no plot to it.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, so I've heard Yeah, really, I there's no
Speaker 1: plot in college. Just heard about it. Oh yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: somebody had told me, told.
Speaker 2: Me whatever your wife won't make her happy. I'll tell you.
Speaker 2: Get that lady at your house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, some hire or something.
Speaker 2: You got to go.
Speaker 11: I don't care.
Speaker 9: She got to go.
Speaker 11: But that next baby tit have better have a front
Speaker 11: tooth mission. That's what you need.
Speaker 2: And then that you need that.
Speaker 11: But you can't have his fine one in here.
Speaker 9: She has to go with that.
Speaker 11: Next that next baby.
Speaker 12: City you should be will she smiled? But is he
Speaker 12: a tonsil you can't have? You can't half nobody?
Speaker 1: No, all right, we have time for another one, guys,
Speaker 1: Sherry and Steve Harvey f M.
Speaker 2: Rights.
Speaker 1: Last week, I was eating at a local cafe and
Speaker 1: saw a friend having lunch with the college aged son
Speaker 1: of another of our friends. I thought it was a
Speaker 1: bit weird, but I didn't think too much of it
Speaker 1: until I saw them share a very intimate kiss before
Speaker 1: they left. Now I'm debating whether or not I should
Speaker 1: tell my friend that her son is dating one of
Speaker 1: our forty something friends. Do I just keep this to
Speaker 1: myself or tell my friend this ain't.
Speaker 2: Got nothing to do with you. Tell it, eat your
Speaker 2: food and carry your butt on back to your house.
Speaker 1: Just ain't got nothing to do with you to work.
Speaker 2: People don't know how to mind they business. You can't
Speaker 2: even you can't even grow up and date the older
Speaker 2: woman out from somebody getting on in the middle of you.
Speaker 1: Well, is she thinking this is too close to home
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 7: I don't know?
Speaker 10: Now they do need to find another place to get
Speaker 10: them something to eat that Evidently they need to get
Speaker 10: on the other side of town with this, because this, this,
Speaker 10: this is too close.
Speaker 1: They're all open with it, though, so maybe they don't care.
Speaker 1: You don't think she should say anything.
Speaker 2: No, No, you won't say nothing about this here? Why
Speaker 2: because feeding the boy at Applebee's. Let the boy eat
Speaker 2: and get a little kiss, drawing a good God. People
Speaker 2: don't get to live.
Speaker 12: Everybody eats good in the neighborhood I mean, come on, son,
Speaker 12: don't even it's okay, we'll say something to your son.
Speaker 12: Don't say nothing to your friend. Okay, I saw you,
Speaker 12: I saw you with my friend. That's all you got
Speaker 12: to say.
Speaker 1: But what she's trying to tell the son's mom who's
Speaker 1: a friend?
Speaker 2: Right there?
Speaker 1: I saw your son with one of our.
Speaker 3: Friends and they kissed at a hut tongue.
Speaker 11: Would you want to tell that though?
Speaker 1: But he's in college and she's forty something. Have to
Speaker 1: be his mama, and that's what I'm looking for.
Speaker 2: You're old enough to be his Cougar's what I am
Speaker 2: looking for. All right, But we're going away. Everybody know
Speaker 2: your name?
Speaker 1: Okay, cheers?
Speaker 2: Yes, all right.
Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
Speaker 1: up at twenty minutes after. Right after this.
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Speaker 1: So DJ Ballad is getting clowned after his bodyguards had
Speaker 1: to carry him rather than him risk messing up his
Speaker 1: Ultra rare unreleased Jordans. Did you guys see that?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Calid posted the clip to his Instagram earlier this week
Speaker 1: while promoting his upcoming album. In the clip, he has
Speaker 1: heard saying I don't want to get my Jordan's dirty?
Speaker 1: Can every Can I get everybody to help me? Or
Speaker 1: can I get anyone to help me? Can't mess up
Speaker 1: my jays, can't mess up the J's. While his guards
Speaker 1: accommodated the request, carrying him from the car over sand
Speaker 1: and to the stage, it seems his attempt to flex backfired.
Speaker 1: People are saying he needs to get off his high horse.
Speaker 2: But he didn't want to mess I thought it was
Speaker 2: a bit much that I thought it was a bit much,
Speaker 2: and trying to carry He's.
Speaker 1: Not a small man.
Speaker 12: Take your shoes off like everybody else did. Yeah, right,
Speaker 12: just put them in the car going in, because if
Speaker 12: you shouldn't want them, what you shouldn't have did West
Speaker 12: don't have no good pedicure. Maybe that's what it will.
Speaker 1: He just didn't want to though, of course he has right.
Speaker 2: They don't want to mess.
Speaker 1: Up the day.
Speaker 2: But take them off call and walk in the sand
Speaker 2: and put them on when you get to the stage.
Speaker 3: Well, if I have as much money as dj kllied
Speaker 3: sneak alert, pick me up, carry me.
Speaker 11: Cross your job.
Speaker 1: They were struggling. They were a night coming up at
Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play around it?
Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this? You're listening.
Speaker 13: Morning show?
Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we go with the round of
Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather put your hand inside
Speaker 1: a hornet's nest or kick a sleeping bear?
Speaker 2: I'm not kicking that. I'm finna get bit up by
Speaker 2: them hornet.
Speaker 1: Stuff a drill bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we're not fooling with this batter. Well.
Speaker 12: The only bear I wheel kick is either smoking the
Speaker 12: bell or kicking. Other than that, I'm just in this
Speaker 12: horness nest, but all kicking, no sleeping back?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you would you rather be the only person drunk
Speaker 1: at a party or would you rather be the only
Speaker 1: person sober at a party?
Speaker 2: Ain't want the fun though?
Speaker 11: Now one of them.
Speaker 2: Extreme? I don't like that.
Speaker 7: But which one?
Speaker 1: I would rather be sober? So I can see people watch?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather get a tattoo of your spouse's name
Speaker 1: on your body? Or would you rather get a piercing
Speaker 1: on your body of their choice?
Speaker 2: I just my wife's name up here, I just get
Speaker 2: your name. You ain't piercing me, no way?
Speaker 9: N ring yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, and she gets to choose where.
Speaker 1: No, Why would you?
Speaker 11: Because I come to work like your shirt look different anybody?
Speaker 1: Would you rather date someone who's very similar to you?
Speaker 1: Or would you rather date someone who is the complete opposite? Opposite?
Speaker 2: Probably the opposite? Yeah, b yeah, because opposite? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm tired of me.
Speaker 11: I can't talk to me.
Speaker 1: They have in common, though, I don't know, we can't.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'd rather I'd rather explore that than
Speaker 2: explore the person that's.
Speaker 1: Like me, that's very similar to you. Really, okay?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather have threesomes with your partner or would
Speaker 1: you rather only have sex with your partner once every
Speaker 1: two months?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, we thinkured this three We finn get to move
Speaker 2: around around here? Were finna get to move around around.
Speaker 1: Here once every two months? I've had enough.
Speaker 2: That's you met.
Speaker 11: Tomorrow over the bbby Lavern.
Speaker 12: I'm scared to ask you mixed. I can't say, Junior,
Speaker 12: come on, I can't. I'm scared because I'm already on
Speaker 12: B hell. I don't know why I say hey and
Speaker 12: she listening?
Speaker 11: Why would I do that?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Thanks? Guys, that's today's round. Would you rather coming up?
Speaker 1: It is our last break of the day and we
Speaker 1: will close out the show right after this.
Speaker 2: I see why you stressed.
Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show. Here we are guys last
Speaker 1: the break up the day on this Wednesday. Earlier in
Speaker 1: the morning today, we had a discussion about what would
Speaker 1: what do you miss about back in the day?
Speaker 3: We had it then, but we don't have it anymore,
Speaker 3: like polaroids, Walkman, two Ways, just buying the record, yeah,
Speaker 3: all of.
Speaker 2: So what do you miss now?
Speaker 3: Tom?
Speaker 2: I missed that cassette tape though, I really do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what about it?
Speaker 1: When you would take it out and it would mess
Speaker 1: up and you had.
Speaker 2: If you don't get that, that's what I don't miss.
Speaker 2: M What about you?
Speaker 12: Oh man, I'm gonna tell you what I missed my walkman, Boy,
Speaker 12: you can't tell me that I had that walkman. You
Speaker 12: see me, I had to put my favorite hold on
Speaker 12: just to stop hold on, I'm coming, I would say,
Speaker 12: because you had to stop your walkman.
Speaker 11: That's get yeah, yeah, go ahead, Miss Walton.
Speaker 1: You said it's two cars.
Speaker 10: It's two cars that I missed that I didn't get
Speaker 10: a chance to experience that prelude.
Speaker 2: That prelude was cold, man.
Speaker 1: Everybody wanted one of those I wanted one.
Speaker 2: Of them things right then and then what that maximum.
Speaker 1: Baby with the gold bbs. You better talk about that maximum.
Speaker 3: Yes, everybody wanted that box maximum, that box maximum.
Speaker 1: They still make those, They still make it.
Speaker 2: No, not like that, not like No, that was the car.
Speaker 1: What about the seller cup? Remember everybody wanted to sell
Speaker 1: remember the Super Super?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: I got about this super for real?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You know what else was flying? What legend was flying?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: You had made when that first came in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you made it. You had a legend. What me different?
Speaker 1: No one else has that? It was different?
Speaker 2: No, it didn't.
Speaker 3: You made it if you had an achro religend, if
Speaker 3: you had a navigator.
Speaker 1: Not an exposition the navigate, and.
Speaker 2: Then if you had.
Speaker 10: Any in it BMW car anyone three eighteen five theory?
Speaker 2: You know how to five this one?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't as I got older, though, I did
Speaker 2: have a seven forty five. I called it a quarter
Speaker 2: eight quarter eight.
Speaker 1: Made car by BMW two.
Speaker 4: That that was the wic car.
Speaker 1: It was big, it was smooth driving.
Speaker 11: You would say, you know what that was?
Speaker 5: In me?
Speaker 12: I wish they bring back the crowd ray bags on
Speaker 12: them stick shifts, old school.
Speaker 1: Player, that crowd roy bags.
Speaker 2: With the change in it changes. Yes, so you could
Speaker 2: pull over and use the paper right a car wash?
Speaker 1: Oh the car washwa wash?
Speaker 2: What you said?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I was saying earlier you said you missed
Speaker 1: your shag. The sh hairstyle came on the top, long
Speaker 1: in the back for you.
Speaker 2: Justuldn't tell me not. I get a part to part.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine the shack.
Speaker 11: When you had the chack?
Speaker 2: How old was you then? Oh? Man, sixteen seventeen?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh I got it?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah? What what her eyes on? Shirt?
Speaker 5: On?
Speaker 7: Boy?
Speaker 1: You you boy had all the late teams. Wow?
Speaker 11: Your bowl jeans?
Speaker 2: Lord, awesome, awesome joy ass jeans.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And for the girls, the.
Speaker 2: Boys, when them girl put them, when the black woman
Speaker 2: put them, she jeans on?
Speaker 11: Lord, my mama, I got to ask car that shirt.
Speaker 2: I got to ask her this.
Speaker 11: Did y'all have the hair dudes like salt and peppers?
Speaker 4: No, Monica did? Man?
Speaker 1: You had Minnica had. I had short at the top
Speaker 1: and long at the bottom.
Speaker 2: I did have nothing. Flip.
Speaker 1: I had to flip the flip. And then but my
Speaker 1: mother that lo yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, shoulder yeah, y'all put them, y'all put them curling
Speaker 10: as to work back then for them.
Speaker 2: Caroline was working.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I didn't have no Jerry curl.
Speaker 7: I was on.
Speaker 2: I had a relax relax you mean Jerry.
Speaker 11: Relax.
Speaker 1: Did you all ever have a Jerry curl down?
Speaker 2: For real? I did not.
Speaker 8: What I have.
Speaker 1: I was in the sixth grade, I think, yeah, sixth grade?
Speaker 2: We got a young curl? Oh man, I was in
Speaker 2: sixth grade.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I didn't have Mama could do nothing with
Speaker 1: my mom did hair, So I did, ma'am.
Speaker 12: I didn't have one, but I had plenty family members
Speaker 12: that did have a Jerry. Carol, you had so many
Speaker 12: tiles laced across the back of that that so not
Speaker 12: to put your head.
Speaker 2: I do miss this, though, I missed the fragrance of
Speaker 2: Lagraphel alone.
Speaker 3: Oh Lagerfeld Polo in the green Bob Hello, yeah a god, oh.
Speaker 1: Man, mine could just send us a picture of her.
Speaker 11: Flip some oh there is right there?
Speaker 2: Are we posting this? Should this?
Speaker 4: You should post that much?
Speaker 11: Well, I tell you I'm not posting the curl.
Speaker 3: Or my flip short in the tublong in the back
Speaker 3: and I do the flip because that's on my Prime.
Speaker 2: That is this is Steve Harby Morning Show y'all. In
Speaker 2: the words of my uncle, talk to God. You would
Speaker 2: love to hear from you. Until tomorrow, y'all be in peace.
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