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Speaker 3: Listening to me to show. I don't joy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, joy.
Speaker 4: Show. You know you.
Speaker 5: Love? You gotta turn.
Speaker 6: Can you have to turn the mouth the turn you
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Speaker 1: Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.
Speaker 7: But good morning everybody.
Speaker 8: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
Speaker 8: one and only Steve Harley got a radio show today?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 7: Everybody? On a real positive note? Today?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 7: Today is the day?
Speaker 8: You know, when I was in high school, you know,
Speaker 8: my mother was Sunday school teaching until she passed. I
Speaker 8: would walk out the door every morning on my way
Speaker 8: to school, and my mother used to say, listen to me, son, hey,
Speaker 8: don't forget today is the day that the Lord has made.
Speaker 8: Let us rejoice and be glad in it. And you know,
Speaker 8: I ain't think much of it. You know, it was
Speaker 8: just my mama being religious, you know, my spiritual woman.
Speaker 8: So you know I just took it as that. But
Speaker 8: as I've gotten older, man, you know that's registered more
Speaker 8: and more with me. Today is the day that the
Speaker 8: Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
Speaker 8: That's pretty cool, man. What better blessing will you get
Speaker 8: throughout the day than the fact that he allowed you to.
Speaker 7: Live and see another day?
Speaker 8: See sometimes, Man, when you're young, you don't pay no
Speaker 8: attention to that. But all you got to do is
Speaker 8: keep living, keep watching some people that you know not
Speaker 8: be here anymore, go to class reunions and they smaller,
Speaker 8: see people that you really loved. It meant a lot
Speaker 8: till you leave this world, and all of a sudden, man,
Speaker 8: immortality starts to matter a great deal to you. Some
Speaker 8: of us learn this lesson sooner than others. But I
Speaker 8: know when you're young, man, you know you think you're
Speaker 8: gonna be here for a while. You think you got
Speaker 8: time to play around, You think you got time to
Speaker 8: get it together, you got time to make the mistakes.
Speaker 8: But man, oh man, I almost every full blown adult
Speaker 8: that I know will tell you, and have said these
Speaker 8: words right here many times, And I would see the
Speaker 8: reason I'm saying is because I want you to hear them,
Speaker 8: because you're gonna use them.
Speaker 7: If I only knew then what I know. Now.
Speaker 8: Do you know how many people have said those words
Speaker 8: right there? Because in time, man, you gain so much wisdom.
Speaker 8: Oh but it ain't like nobody didn't tell you, though,
Speaker 8: If somebody told you back then, Hey man, it's best
Speaker 8: to buckle down now, he say, Hey man, you better
Speaker 8: quit wasting time. Hey, look, do your best at all
Speaker 8: the times, you know, stop stop worrying about that. I'm
Speaker 8: telling you, son, in a minute, them clubs ain't gonna
Speaker 8: mean nothing to you. In a minute, that going out
Speaker 8: all the time ain't gonna mean nothing to you. I
Speaker 8: can't tell you how many times I repeat it to
Speaker 8: my kids. But man, today is a different day, because
Speaker 8: today is the day that the Lord has made. So
Speaker 8: he gave you a shot today. If you woke up
Speaker 8: this morning, or if you're finishing your day on your shift,
Speaker 8: he gave you a new day. Nothing bigger than the
Speaker 8: fact that he woke you up today. Now, why don't
Speaker 8: you do something about that? Why don't you take advantage
Speaker 8: of it? How About if you start today? How About
Speaker 8: if you stop hesitating today. How about if you stop
Speaker 8: delaying it today? How about if you stop procrastinating today.
Speaker 8: How About if you make today to day that you
Speaker 8: go for it. I mean, man, let's all just decide today.
Speaker 8: Let's go for it. Let's put forth a maximum effort today.
Speaker 8: I mean, really what you're doing. Look, man, take advantage
Speaker 8: of this blessing of waking up, do something today. If
Speaker 8: you would just start the process, man, start that business
Speaker 8: you always dreamed of. Go look into that other job
Speaker 8: you always yearn for. Go get the training you need
Speaker 8: to get the promotion. Man, go back to school, man,
Speaker 8: go see what you need to do to lift yourself
Speaker 8: to the next level. Stop waking up every day seeing
Speaker 8: how it's gonna go, and start waking up and do
Speaker 8: something about how it goes. If you make one step,
Speaker 8: he'll make two. But you could people talk about all
Speaker 8: the time, Man, it seemed like you're always getting a blessing.
Speaker 8: Oh man, when you talking to a person, listen to this.
Speaker 8: If you talking to a person and it seems like
Speaker 8: there's always a blessing coming his way, let me tell
Speaker 8: you what that person doing. That person is putting one
Speaker 8: foot in front of the next. That person is putting
Speaker 8: forth some efforts out there. And that's the only way
Speaker 8: God can bless you. God can only bless you with
Speaker 8: your efforts. He can only put his finger on the
Speaker 8: theme that you are doing or attempting. That's all he
Speaker 8: can help you with. He there are no jobs walking
Speaker 8: up to your door, knocking on your door. But if
Speaker 8: you beating the pavement, if you sending in the apps,
Speaker 8: if you online scolaring somewhere to work, somewhere to get
Speaker 8: a job, then God can touch somebody's heart to hire you.
Speaker 8: But if you sitting at the house every day, smoke
Speaker 8: every day, drinking, but you wondered why you just can't
Speaker 8: get a job a couple times, you the one out there,
Speaker 8: got to if you ain't got a job, you got
Speaker 8: to look go get one every day. You got to
Speaker 8: go look for one every single day. You can't take
Speaker 8: no days off. How about today? How about today? If
Speaker 8: we decide today is a day that we're gonna make
Speaker 8: the move. Today is the day that we stop delaying, hesitating, procrastinating.
Speaker 8: Today is the day that we take a step in
Speaker 8: the direction to do something for ourselves, for our lives,
Speaker 8: for our family, for our wives, for our children, for
Speaker 8: our community, for our school. Do something today, for crying
Speaker 8: out loud man, stop sitting in your own life in
Speaker 8: just a stew of misery, in your own life.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 8: If you are in a state of confusion, if you
Speaker 8: are troubling, if you're stuck on what to do next,
Speaker 8: you let me tell you what's happening.
Speaker 7: You're not doing enough. That's what it is.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 8: See when I get in a place, man where I
Speaker 8: don't know what the next move is, it's because i'd
Speaker 8: unusually stalled out.
Speaker 7: See, this is the way God works. This is the
Speaker 7: way He's worked for me.
Speaker 8: Every time I'm busy and I'm about the business of
Speaker 8: always trying to live my creed, which is ABC. My
Speaker 8: motel is ABC. Always be closing. I'm always working on something,
Speaker 8: something to close something. When you're so busy with the
Speaker 8: business of improving yourself and doing with yourself and becoming
Speaker 8: the best you you can be, God is always working
Speaker 8: on your behalf, behind some scene of something that you're
Speaker 8: in the process of tempting to close. But because you're
Speaker 8: not doing all you can do, you're limiting you. You
Speaker 8: are because if your decision not to give you all
Speaker 8: and all, you're limiting the opportunities for God to put
Speaker 8: his finger on things in touch them on your behalf.
Speaker 8: I don't know if the average person really understands or
Speaker 8: knows what it takes to truly be successful or whatever
Speaker 8: level you're talking about.
Speaker 1: But whatever that.
Speaker 8: Level is, I don't care what a dollar amount you've
Speaker 8: got attached to it, what level you got, if you
Speaker 8: have made the decision that you're going to be successful.
Speaker 8: I think that a lot of people, the average person
Speaker 8: does not know what that means. Whatever level you've decided
Speaker 8: to be successful on. See, that's your level of faith,
Speaker 8: that's where you see your life at. Well, guess what
Speaker 8: you got to maximize your efforts to even get to
Speaker 8: that level.
Speaker 1: So listen to me.
Speaker 8: If you want to be successful at your church, if
Speaker 8: you want to be successful in your relationship, if you
Speaker 8: want to be successful down at the daycare, if you
Speaker 8: want to be successful at your college, if you want
Speaker 8: to be successful on your job, guess what it's gonna
Speaker 8: take all you got in that world.
Speaker 7: To become a success. I don't know why people think that.
Speaker 8: If you don't want to be what somebody else said,
Speaker 8: you ain't got to put forth that effort.
Speaker 1: Now, Nah, ain't wrong.
Speaker 8: You've got to put forth your maximum effort at whatever
Speaker 8: role you trying to accomplish. Lord, have messy man. How
Speaker 8: about today, though, y'all, how about today? Today is a
Speaker 8: good one. Let's make today today. Let's get out of that.
Speaker 8: Let's get on with it. Stop hesitating, stop delaying, stop procrastinating,
Speaker 8: start today.
Speaker 7: Watch God have.
Speaker 8: Something to put his finger on there. And that's all
Speaker 8: you're trying to do. Man, to line yourself up with
Speaker 8: God's grace. You got to put out a lot of
Speaker 8: effort so God can put his finger on something. You
Speaker 8: feel me today, I shall hope you do because I'm
Speaker 8: on one today.
Speaker 7: Let's go.
Speaker 3: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 2: This lot of mind. I'm gonna let it shine this
Speaker 2: little light of mine. Y'all don't remember when church used
Speaker 2: to have devotion. Lord he y'all don't remember that praise
Speaker 2: and worship. I love y'all, but y'all ain't got nothing
Speaker 2: on devotion. Okay, I'm sorry. We love y'all. Y'all ain't
Speaker 2: got nothing on devotion. Risey shide, give yourself that stretch
Speaker 2: that morning, y'all, and sit on the edge of the bed,
Speaker 2: think the man, and then you got to get up,
Speaker 2: get out and get some It is prity morning, all right,
Speaker 2: every all, mind's clear. It is Friday. Morning. I want
Speaker 2: everybody to make a joyful noise on the Lord. We
Speaker 2: are here, we are living, we are in the present,
Speaker 2: and that is a beautiful thing. All right, all right,
Speaker 2: Shirley Strawberries here call the pharaoh Mississippi Monte car whether
Speaker 2: they can all the catfish. And also here, junior boy,
Speaker 2: spaces were all present. We all here, and now we
Speaker 2: will go directly into tithe and offering. All right, the
Speaker 2: man rob God, you here, rob me while I'm in
Speaker 2: tied and offering. Then all you tied into the storehouse.
Speaker 2: All right, that was my dad coming out of But
Speaker 2: you ran out of energy. Pass listen call do that
Speaker 2: on Sunday. I see why they only.
Speaker 4: Do it on.
Speaker 9: Until he said ties and offering. You notice that right right,
Speaker 9: they ran out.
Speaker 2: That's what a frustration kicks in. I got to deal
Speaker 2: with these.
Speaker 3: Boy.
Speaker 5: I visited church recently. It's about what not just past
Speaker 5: Sunday Sunday before last man tires and offering.
Speaker 1: They got the q R code, they got the cash up,
Speaker 1: they got the old line is no excuse. They don't
Speaker 1: even worry about passing the basket around. They keep that on.
Speaker 5: The screen and go ahead on and do your tiz
Speaker 5: On offering. I said, okay, it's a new way to
Speaker 5: give Now.
Speaker 1: I love the QR code. What do I do with
Speaker 1: my We'll take it ATM machine and the lobby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got it.
Speaker 1: They making it real convenient for you. No excuses.
Speaker 3: It's so old school now.
Speaker 7: Amen, ain't got too many ways.
Speaker 1: Now you can sell us if you would like, you can.
Speaker 7: That's what it was.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get it in here.
Speaker 2: But I know it's it's it's definitely in the speech
Speaker 2: when they when they ring it up. We have theh
Speaker 2: We also have cash, we have venmo. We have y
Speaker 2: way that you.
Speaker 1: If you couldn't.
Speaker 2: If that doesn't work for you, the ATM is in
Speaker 2: the lobby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if that don't wait, Will Falker was here in
Speaker 1: the lobby, had not They got a booth.
Speaker 2: You have two members that work for Bank of America
Speaker 2: that are here with a machine.
Speaker 1: You can swipe right there. All right, they doing this
Speaker 1: pulling clare.
Speaker 9: All right, guys coming up thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 9: we'll hear yet again from the nephew as he runs
Speaker 9: that prank back right after this.
Speaker 4: Si.
Speaker 3: Baul, you're listening hardy Morning Show. It is time now
Speaker 3: for the nephew to run that prank back. Nephew, what
Speaker 3: you got for us?
Speaker 2: Limo bank job, Let's go cat dog, let's get it.
Speaker 10: I'm trying to get cecil get it. I'm trying to
Speaker 10: get a car service for tonight.
Speaker 4: Okay, listen, this is my personal number. Do you have
Speaker 4: the main number?
Speaker 10: Man? I keep calling the main line, but ain't nobody answering.
Speaker 10: I had to call that about six seven times. They
Speaker 10: keep rolling over to like to a voicemail or something.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, brother, what's your name?
Speaker 10: Monny?
Speaker 4: Tony? Okay, listen, Tony, I got a customer in the back.
Speaker 4: Let me get them hand can you you got a
Speaker 4: few moments, I'm here. Let me get the dough for
Speaker 4: him and all that. Hold the phone, all right, okay, cool,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 10: Thanks, you have a good Eavenings All right?
Speaker 4: Ton Yeah? What's up? Yeah? Now you're saying you called
Speaker 4: the main line and you just keep going the voicemail
Speaker 4: or something like that.
Speaker 10: Can you calling the mail line? But you know I
Speaker 10: know I'm calling at the last minute. I'm trying to
Speaker 10: get a get a car for tonight. Man.
Speaker 4: Okay, what you need? What listen? We got we got
Speaker 4: the suv we got us today and or two we
Speaker 4: got a couple of limits white up black.
Speaker 10: What you need if I could get I guess like
Speaker 10: a black limousine? Be cool?
Speaker 4: Okay, we got that, We got that. What time where
Speaker 4: I'm picking you up?
Speaker 1: What time?
Speaker 10: What a cous you know? For an hour? Because all
Speaker 10: I need is an hour?
Speaker 4: Where's it's sixty five hours an hour? But we only
Speaker 4: do three hour minimums the first three hours sixty five?
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, okay, we'll see. Say said all I need
Speaker 10: is an hour? Man really like forty five minutes? So
Speaker 10: do you think they'll work with me?
Speaker 4: Well, you can't get them, so you're dealing with me.
Speaker 4: Let me see. I'll tell you what I'll do you
Speaker 4: for one hundred fifty dollars and I'll take care. But
Speaker 4: now I want you to know. I'm gonna let them
Speaker 4: know everything. So I got to have either credit card
Speaker 4: or received or something on the cave to let them
Speaker 4: know because I'm not no cooking brother. I'm gonna let
Speaker 4: them know everything that I'm doing with at work. Fight
Speaker 4: one fifty.
Speaker 10: I can give you one fifty when you pick me up.
Speaker 4: That's no problem. Then where am I picking you up
Speaker 4: and at what time? All right?
Speaker 10: I'm at ninety eight RealAge drive, ninety eight really drive.
Speaker 4: Okay, nine eighty twenty. And where am I taking yourself?
Speaker 10: I'm going downtown on Capitol Street.
Speaker 4: Downtown on the Capitol Street, all right? And what time
Speaker 4: am I picking you up?
Speaker 10: You could give me like at eleven forty five at night,
Speaker 10: that'll be good.
Speaker 4: Let them forty five? Okay, that forty five, and it's
Speaker 4: two an hour. You're gonna need then for the fire
Speaker 4: the next intially twelve forty five, twelve thirty fourth, okay,
Speaker 4: good day. Let me see and downtown Capitol What you
Speaker 4: didn't give an address?
Speaker 10: I don't really know that address. I'm going to bank
Speaker 10: bank downtown, all right, right?
Speaker 4: Can I ask you something, Tony right? Yeah, I trying
Speaker 4: to get any business. You know, we don't ask questions usually,
Speaker 4: but a bank at night's gonna be closed. I mean,
Speaker 4: you're not going to work because I gotta take you back.
Speaker 4: So you're dropping off to something to somebody something like.
Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, I ain't dropping nothing now, but
Speaker 10: I'm picking something up to say. What I need you
Speaker 10: to do is just right here. I'm gonna go in
Speaker 10: there and I'm gonna be in there probably like about
Speaker 10: fifteen minutes. But when I come out, man, I need
Speaker 10: you to have a car running, and we need to
Speaker 10: get out.
Speaker 4: Of it waiting minute. You ask me to run you
Speaker 4: down to a bank at midnight, and you kicking something
Speaker 4: up at midnight, and I got to be ready to
Speaker 4: go when you come out, me.
Speaker 10: And my boys when we come out of there, just
Speaker 10: come when we get it. When we get back in
Speaker 10: the back of the limo, I need you to I
Speaker 10: need you to put the pedal down, man, and let's
Speaker 10: get out of there.
Speaker 4: Look here, yng young young brother. Well how old are
Speaker 4: you man?
Speaker 10: I'm twenty four.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Look here, man, it
Speaker 4: sounds like you're in some kind of shady I don't
Speaker 4: do that, brother, that's I don't know many.
Speaker 10: You a driver, dog, Your job is to drive. If
Speaker 10: you pick somebody up, first of all, you ain't gonna
Speaker 10: be asking nobody where they going, what doing? You're supposed
Speaker 10: to drive.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you what I'm telling you in man,
Speaker 4: once we come.
Speaker 10: Out the brank drive, drive, let me start.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm driving instead of working somewhere else, driving
Speaker 4: because I was ignorant like you at one time. Now,
Speaker 4: let me tell you something, brother, I don't know your
Speaker 4: business and really don't care at this point in time.
Speaker 4: I'm not doing no crazy like this hit. Brother. Let
Speaker 4: me tell you something, man, What you need to do
Speaker 4: is get your young in some type of train, in
Speaker 4: school or something to find yourself a job. You gonna
Speaker 4: go down there and the gonna blow your brains out.
Speaker 10: I ain't really trying to hear all this right here.
Speaker 10: What I'm trying to do is pay you this when
Speaker 10: I'm fifty, you drive me where I'm trying to go.
Speaker 10: If you ain't even if I know, brother, you can't.
Speaker 4: Get right now, I'm not even no advice. You need
Speaker 4: to listen to me. That's what's wrong with you. Jump now,
Speaker 4: y'all crazy, get rich right off overnight type boy. You
Speaker 4: need to slow down because they got some you feel me, They.
Speaker 10: Got hold on man, hold on what you know? You
Speaker 10: don't know nothing you don't know. Man needs to know you.
Speaker 4: Brother.
Speaker 10: Are you gonna be preaching to may dog?
Speaker 4: Because I've been there, man im That's why I'm priving
Speaker 4: the limo, because I've been that young brother. I'm trying
Speaker 4: to keep you from going there because you don't like it.
Speaker 4: Look at Tony. I don't know what to tell you
Speaker 4: at this point. First of all, I'm not doing it,
Speaker 4: so you can cut that out. Okay. Now I'm thinking
Speaker 4: of you and all the other young brothers that do
Speaker 4: this thumb. You watch so many of the movies or something. Brother,
Speaker 4: you need to get your great because they got a
Speaker 4: place for you. Pro Let me tell you something. They
Speaker 4: read my off or I read it anything my mama
Speaker 4: told me. They didn't want me to know. They cut
Speaker 4: it out. Do you feel me? They looked at me
Speaker 4: every night where they wanted to fed me garbage that
Speaker 4: I had to eat or die. You ain't ready for that, man,
Speaker 4: You ain't ready for what think he got your You
Speaker 4: brothers don't know what's going on out here. You got
Speaker 4: it too easy. See now you're talking about going down
Speaker 4: there robbing the bank. You ain't no bank robber. You
Speaker 4: don't sound like no futher go with a ramo the
Speaker 4: way you going. You ain't making nothing because they will
Speaker 4: blow your your I ain't about their paper. You don't
Speaker 4: understand that. And you she ain't ready for no jail.
Speaker 10: Can I say one more thing to you that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what is it.
Speaker 10: All I wanted to do is tell you is that
Speaker 10: I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And
Speaker 10: your boy caught down got me the prank phone call you.
Speaker 4: I don't give it who you are. If you around
Speaker 4: with them folks down town, they're gonna blow you. Well,
Speaker 4: they're gonna give you a hundred years under the jail.
Speaker 4: Did you get me?
Speaker 10: Brother? Did you Did you just hear what I just said?
Speaker 4: Though? What you said something about well my partner?
Speaker 10: You know I heard?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 10: I said, I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10: Your boy the other another driver, Cordell, got me the
Speaker 10: prank phone called you and.
Speaker 4: He's tell me, oh you ain't Steve Harvey on a roundia.
Speaker 4: No man, no, no, no, this is are you see him?
Speaker 10: His name? So your boy Cordell got me the prank phone.
Speaker 10: Call you, man, who.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get that. I'm gonna get that man. When
Speaker 4: you lit my fire man, don't you know that? I
Speaker 4: mean my fight moved fight.
Speaker 10: How Hi man? Come down baby, come down, man. I
Speaker 10: got one more question to ask you, man, what's the
Speaker 10: baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 4: I want my nephew Tommy, but the Steve Harvey Morning.
Speaker 10: Show, I got your baby, me and your boy Cordell
Speaker 10: got you. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well I'm gonna get here if I ever meet you, brother,
Speaker 4: I oh you want to.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll be back in a minute saying this most
Speaker 2: stupid gray.
Speaker 3: Thank you that for you.
Speaker 9: Coming up next, ask the Riddlos ready the Love Officer.
Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
Speaker 9: top of the hour, and Entertainment News. Usher and his
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Speaker 3: That's all coming up right now, what that is all
Speaker 3: coming up? But right now it is time to add
Speaker 3: the Riddlo and Junior.
Speaker 9: Here we go, Journey and shall met says my son's
Speaker 9: dad asked if I can drive him to his dental
Speaker 9: surgery next week. My husband said, my ex needs to
Speaker 9: find someone else to do it. It's going to mess
Speaker 9: up our co parenting relationship.
Speaker 1: If I don't.
Speaker 3: How do I get my husband to stay out of this?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 6: Huh.
Speaker 2: We got to get him a uber. We got to
Speaker 2: get him a ub get his but to and from
Speaker 2: You got to figure some this is not your wife,
Speaker 2: no more, dog, this is not your wife. No okay,
Speaker 2: you're creating drama in another relationship the same way you
Speaker 2: did and the one you have before. Stop find you away.
Speaker 2: It's a whole bunch of more people that can give
Speaker 2: you a ride someone. What is wrong with your car?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 2: Let's let's talk about that.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with your surgery? You know you can't try?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he can't. Somebody got then the ober over there
Speaker 2: and when you come down a little bit, get get
Speaker 2: uber on back to the house. How bad are your teeth?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm serious, that's what we're really talking about.
Speaker 3: Do you flyss.
Speaker 2: Cleaning?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 11: All I'm saying is unless your ex husband is the
Speaker 11: child a cole parents and ought to be fine, because
Speaker 11: that's that's not what you're supposed to be doing. Because
Speaker 11: let me tell you something, your husband.
Speaker 1: Absolutely right now, you don't need to do that. And
Speaker 1: who cares where he got you?
Speaker 11: The only one where is where is his relative? He
Speaker 11: ain't got no friends, nobody can pick him up.
Speaker 1: Uber, it's all kinds of ways.
Speaker 11: You don't have to do that, but you know what,
Speaker 11: you're gonna mess around and lose your marriage going down. Yeah,
Speaker 11: you're gonna mess I'm knowing not to do this.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't care.
Speaker 7: My ex call me.
Speaker 1: You better find somebody else or have a pro rick,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm not doing it. Man, he's not
Speaker 1: doing that because she can't just drop them off. She
Speaker 1: put him in the half get his pitchcrib shit. You
Speaker 1: gotta care for him. Yeah, come and take stop that,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 3: Thank you guys.
Speaker 9: Moving on to Harrison and Jackson, Harrison says, I'm forty
Speaker 9: seven years old and my mom divorced her second husband,
Speaker 9: and she wants to live with me. I don't want
Speaker 9: to live with her because I can't. But I can't
Speaker 9: tell her that I've saved up to buy myself a
Speaker 9: new house, but to protect my peace, should I buy
Speaker 9: her a house instead?
Speaker 4: Hell?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah with you and nowhere near you, SIGND Like, listen,
Speaker 2: everybody uh that stay with your mama, they get divorced.
Speaker 2: So I'm just telling you now, if you let your
Speaker 2: mama move in you and your mama gonna get divorced.
Speaker 7: I'm just telling you don't.
Speaker 5: Don't.
Speaker 2: Don't, don't let your mama move in there. You want
Speaker 2: peace and happiness, all right, peace and happiness. Sound like
Speaker 2: your mama is a bit much. That's what time. It's
Speaker 2: not like she is a bit She been a bit
Speaker 2: much twice. Okay, don't let the third one be with you.
Speaker 2: Find your mama nice place.
Speaker 1: Take care.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying don't take care of your mama. Take
Speaker 2: care of your mama. You know, take care of your
Speaker 2: mom for your mama. Take care, but do it four
Speaker 2: five miles away away, Jillian.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now, tell me three words.
Speaker 11: Senior Living community. Get all the way off in there.
Speaker 1: You know we'll come by and visit you.
Speaker 13: You ain't got to come over here, Singior Living.
Speaker 1: I see the commercial, Mom cares go get on, Just
Speaker 1: calm up. You ain't got to stay with you. Yeah
Speaker 1: there yet new friends might need a new new man,
Speaker 1: you don't never know, but no, not here.
Speaker 2: No, they got a walking trail in that community. They
Speaker 2: got that thing you need over there.
Speaker 11: Dance and plan bingo night, got yoga, pilate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, video hiktok video all that's waiting for you.
Speaker 2: Yes, and they got a nice hip rotating class. When
Speaker 2: you work on them hips hip rotating, that's good.
Speaker 9: Moving on to Lori Anne and Fort Lauderdale, Lorianne writes,
Speaker 9: I did a nude photo shoot on the beach and
Speaker 9: gave the pictures to my boyfriend for Valentine's Day. He
Speaker 9: was more focused on the fact that I was naked
Speaker 9: on the beach. So now he wants to have sex
Speaker 9: on the beach. Should I take a risk.
Speaker 4: And do it?
Speaker 2: Oh? We all haven't done that favor. You ain't doing
Speaker 2: nothing about it.
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm the only one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm afraid.
Speaker 2: So sir, let me let me help the girl. Listen
Speaker 2: the picture, let me figure out, Let me see what
Speaker 2: your boyfriend tom by.
Speaker 3: Let me let me really what.
Speaker 4: Let me.
Speaker 3: Helped your case at all?
Speaker 2: I'm trying to help. Huh. If you send many pictures
Speaker 2: and let me see what ocean, what the background look like.
Speaker 2: If this is something with you and your boyfriend should
Speaker 2: be out on the beach, just send many pictures. Let
Speaker 2: me see what we're doing. That's all. But yeah, I've
Speaker 2: done it. I've been on the beach Yeah, me and
Speaker 2: my wife been on the beach. Now, that was when
Speaker 2: we first got mad. You know, that's what you want
Speaker 2: to try.
Speaker 3: Head and you're still together, so it's a good thing.
Speaker 2: They think about. They get that saying out of you.
Speaker 2: That's what.
Speaker 3: Junior, what you got?
Speaker 1: Should I take a risk and do it? Was a
Speaker 1: risk when you took the news pictures.
Speaker 7: I don't see.
Speaker 11: I don't see how you can't do this and why
Speaker 11: are you mad at here for focusing on the news?
Speaker 1: What you want to look at? The lighthouse in the background.
Speaker 1: You want to see the ocean? What you want him
Speaker 1: to focus on? The shells and the picture? Look at
Speaker 1: the news person in the picture. I don't care nothing
Speaker 1: about what you want him to look at. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm saying this getting high.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the fisher bidy?
Speaker 1: You want to see the crab coming by in the background.
Speaker 1: What are you to be looking at.
Speaker 6: All?
Speaker 2: Right? God, jellyfish, that's a jealous fish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, moving on last one, guys.
Speaker 9: Cheryl n el Paso says, my husband puts all of
Speaker 9: his SODA's juices and fruit to one side of the fridge,
Speaker 9: like that will keep me from bothering his stuff.
Speaker 3: He's an only child, so he never had to share.
Speaker 9: And he said quote share wasn't in our wedding vows.
Speaker 9: Well he grow out of this face.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It sounds like he's pretty strong with this.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you when it's when, when
Speaker 2: you know it's at the all time high. When you
Speaker 2: look under that bed and he got the case up
Speaker 2: under that bed over there on his side, it has
Speaker 2: gone to the extreme. I'm seeing to the extreme so well.
Speaker 2: But more important, why is drinking all these damn soda stuff? Listen,
Speaker 2: talk about your health. We drink not so the new kidney.
Speaker 11: In a minute, junior, I'll tell you what said share
Speaker 11: one in the web about stop sharing, stop sharing your body,
Speaker 11: stop stop shanging.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, wait wait.
Speaker 11: No, it wasn't isn't about Uh, it's gonnahead be fair
Speaker 11: and you don't want to share.
Speaker 1: I don't want ship that's fairy.
Speaker 2: Take one of these damn so just take one.
Speaker 1: You have to give up share something souse.
Speaker 3: You think he's gonna grow out of his space.
Speaker 1: She wants to know, Well, he already he already grown, Shirley.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna come out to face, you're
Speaker 1: already grown.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: If you love what you better grow out of it.
Speaker 1: And I'm an only child and the only children share.
Speaker 1: Get out of here with that.
Speaker 3: You know you have to be taunt that though. You
Speaker 3: have to learn it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know how to share.
Speaker 2: Seems like he needs a later ass.
Speaker 3: Who will we grow out of that?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Thanks guys. Coming up next, we'll have some entertainment news
Speaker 3: for you right after this. You're listening morning show.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 9: Usher Ursha Baby dominated the world's biggest stage last month
Speaker 9: when he performed at the Super Bowl. Then he and
Speaker 9: his wife Jennifer had a private wedding in Vegas, and
Speaker 9: then they popped up on Instagram from their honeymoon in Thailand.
Speaker 9: The Raymond shared photos of their elephants safari, romantic moonlit
Speaker 9: boat ride, and a competitive game of Monopoly. Usher also
Speaker 9: posted a video of his wife relaxing in the pool
Speaker 9: as he does a cannonball into.
Speaker 3: The pool and makes a big splash.
Speaker 9: Before their wedding, Usher told People magazine it's an honor
Speaker 9: and a pleasure to be able to share life with
Speaker 9: someone who wants to share.
Speaker 3: It with you and loves you for who you are.
Speaker 3: Don't you love that he's.
Speaker 9: A happy right now?
Speaker 2: Oh, they ate over there in Thailand. I know they
Speaker 2: ate some good food over there. Listen, sid food, I
Speaker 2: love go gotta have your body right now, but that's
Speaker 2: somebody old. You got to have that refluct together. Take
Speaker 2: what you don't take your stomach.
Speaker 6: Oo.
Speaker 2: Lord, I can see as it's coming to the table. Lord,
Speaker 2: this ain't I got to get that PEPs in and
Speaker 2: get it all in me. The Wood Show looked good.
Speaker 3: Moving on crazy uh.
Speaker 9: Following the conclusion of Where is Wendy Williams the documentary,
Speaker 9: when Wendy's publicist Sean Zanati has come out and said
Speaker 9: she feels that Wendy was being exploited in the documentary.
Speaker 3: Now, wait a minute. Now, wasn't she the one who.
Speaker 9: Took Wendy to California and let her drink and all
Speaker 9: of this. Wait a minute, she says, the publicist, Yeah,
Speaker 9: the publicist. She says, she's feeling that Wendy was being exploited.
Speaker 9: Zanati says, she Wendy thought we were focusing on the
Speaker 9: comeback of her career.
Speaker 3: She would be mortified.
Speaker 9: There's no you can convince me that she would be okay,
Speaker 9: with looking and seeing herself in that way, and according
Speaker 9: to online sources, the producer of the documentary have stated
Speaker 9: that had they known of Wendy's dementia diagnosis, they would
Speaker 9: have stopped filming. There have also been reports from Wendy's
Speaker 9: brother that Wendy is in a treatment center now and
Speaker 9: she has shown a lot of improvement, and of course
Speaker 9: we're praying for you, Wendy, get well soon and come back.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but this Sean Zanati lady who says she was
Speaker 9: Wendy's publicist. Yeah, she was the one who went to California,
Speaker 9: took her to California and they were drinking and hanging publicize.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing.
Speaker 2: Now? It's on us?
Speaker 1: Yeah what you were right there?
Speaker 3: Why can you stop it?
Speaker 2: You drink?
Speaker 1: Yeah, pist publicant, It ain't publishing.
Speaker 3: It ain't.
Speaker 2: That that's your job.
Speaker 1: What sit here, Wendy, sit here there here.
Speaker 2: Get this angle and drink this.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that was that was really crazy. Finally, here's a
Speaker 9: question for you. If you truly don't like someone, could
Speaker 9: you still support them?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 9: If they're controversial and erasist, could you support them? Well?
Speaker 9: Those are the questions, but apparently none of that matters
Speaker 9: to Fat Joe because Fat Joe is a proud owner
Speaker 9: of Donald Trump's new Goal sneakers, and he boasts that
Speaker 9: he has the exclusive Family and Friends edition and an
Speaker 9: Instagram video. Fat Joe said he has no problem supporting
Speaker 9: the sneakers, but he does not support Trump's presidential campaign
Speaker 9: and he wants to use that crystal clear confusing.
Speaker 2: Yes, sneakers, sneakers ain't that hot? You got to have
Speaker 2: him dancewer joy, Yeah, jail, he got thirty thousand sneakers
Speaker 2: on the ship. You ain't got to have him. Go sniggers.
Speaker 2: I'm summer. You don't fant Joe, He.
Speaker 9: Says again he's not a Trumper. He dislikes Trump. He's
Speaker 9: not going to vote for him, he said, not now,
Speaker 9: not ever. But he is a sneaker collector who's into arts.
Speaker 1: Just no, a Fat Joe miss around and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stop supporting Fat Joe.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you get you some skinny shoes, lean back, lean back,
Speaker 11: But you're making a statement.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you separate? Right?
Speaker 9: People see you with those shoes, they automatically think you're
Speaker 9: a Trump supporter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I think I think maybe you remember before
Speaker 5: Trump became president, you know, the Prentice days and all that,
Speaker 5: you know he had, like Trump, Yeah, is he trying
Speaker 5: to say I can support him, but I don't want
Speaker 5: him to be my president. But when he became a president,
Speaker 5: he showed us who he really is, really is. So
Speaker 5: now therefore, you know, it's like I can't.
Speaker 9: Really rock with Yeah, the two don't go together. You
Speaker 9: don't support me, but you buy my stuff. It doesn't
Speaker 9: make sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, back in the day, I thought he was just
Speaker 1: a playboy with a whole lot of money.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought. Way back in the day, he
Speaker 2: was playboy with a whole lot of money. I was like,
Speaker 2: that's the person he kick you with.
Speaker 1: Now, that's what That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 9: That party guy, Yeah, always at everybody's party and everything.
Speaker 3: Well, now you see, I better not catch you with
Speaker 3: those girls sneakers on.
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna catch me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, Trump.
Speaker 1: Put out You're gonna get that too. What you say, like,
Speaker 1: if you put out jeans, you're gonna get the Trump
Speaker 1: jeans too?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: When does where does it end?
Speaker 1: You're right?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: How much? How much is he cleared on these sneakers?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 3: Because they were three ninety nine, A pair right, yeah
Speaker 3: about yeah what oh yeah, yeah yeah four hundred yeah.
Speaker 1: Loved for some sho.
Speaker 2: I got a row, I got a row.
Speaker 1: Crazy.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was ready to say he's wow for president.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I stopped when they started looking slavery. That's when
Speaker 2: I had to pull it back.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you don't like and all this crazy said, all right, no,
Speaker 9: coming up in twenty minutes after the hour. Cook County,
Speaker 9: Illinois judge has removed Donald Trump from the Illinois ballot.
Speaker 3: Will tell you why right after this you're listening morning show.
Speaker 9: Cook County Circuit Judge Tracy Porter has removed Donald Trump
Speaker 9: from the state's ballot based on the Fourteenth Amendments. Insurrectionist
Speaker 9: banned the so called insurrectionist band stay that no one
Speaker 9: should hold office in the US if they have engaged
Speaker 9: in insurrection or rebellion against the US, or given aid
Speaker 9: or comfort to the enemies thereof.
Speaker 3: Okay and dry, uh huh, period.
Speaker 9: Yes, Judge Tracy Porter wrote, quote, the Illinois State Board
Speaker 9: of Election shall remove Donald J. Trump from the ballot
Speaker 9: for the general primary election on March nineteenth, twenty twenty four,
Speaker 9: or or cause any votes cast for him to be suppressed.
Speaker 9: Trump's campaign spokesperson stated that they will quickly appeal Judge
Speaker 9: Porter's ruling. Illinois is now the third state to remove
Speaker 9: Trump from the ballot, after Colorado and Maine.
Speaker 3: How much clearer can we be here? People?
Speaker 5: I mean, really, that's clarity. Yeah, that's the best I've
Speaker 5: heard there. Yeah, where does he not?
Speaker 2: Where does he fitly.
Speaker 5: Someone with some sense taking action saying no, we're an
Speaker 5: insurrectionist fan like that, No one say exactly what it was. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's exactly going to throw the government. He tried to
Speaker 5: overthrow the government in government, yes, and I want him
Speaker 5: to lead us again.
Speaker 3: Are but how do you ignore that? How people died?
Speaker 1: How do you ignore that?
Speaker 14: People died on January Yes, Capitol Police Office, killed in
Speaker 14: the line of duty because you led people to.
Speaker 1: Try to overthrow the company.
Speaker 2: And this is I want to be the president.
Speaker 4: I got.
Speaker 1: That's the mind blow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this really really is.
Speaker 9: I'm going to read that one more time because we
Speaker 9: need to understand what he did and what he is. Okay,
Speaker 9: hopefully it'll make a difference. It's called the insurrectionist fan.
Speaker 9: It states that no one should hold office in the
Speaker 9: US if they have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against
Speaker 9: the US.
Speaker 1: Okay, we should put that on a T shirt.
Speaker 3: Really, yes. And it's based on the fourteenth Amendment, So,
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: Which was written when?
Speaker 11: And I bet you Trump don't even know the fourteenth Amendment.
Speaker 11: We don't even have a clue. What's what's the fourteenth
Speaker 11: You don't know the first one?
Speaker 3: All because he lost the election, don't.
Speaker 1: Have a clue too far.
Speaker 5: And he said he's going to be a dictator if
Speaker 5: he is. Wednesday, he telling y'all who he is. I mean,
Speaker 5: there is no mystery about who this man is. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and this is who y'all rolling with? Yeah, to get
Speaker 5: out and vote.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 9: Coming up next, we're going to talk about what TV
Speaker 9: shows from the past would you like to see come back?
Speaker 3: Right after this you're listening morning show?
Speaker 9: I read recently or was an interview or something with
Speaker 9: one of the cast members from Girlfriends, Persia White, who
Speaker 9: played Lynn on the show, and she talked about the
Speaker 9: fact that she had had a conversation with Kelsey Frank
Speaker 9: Kelsey Grammer almost called him Kelsey Framer, Kelsey Grammer, and
Speaker 9: you know he produced Girlfriends and the show might be
Speaker 9: making a comeback because it went off the air so
Speaker 9: abruptly after all these seasons. So I would love I
Speaker 9: know you would love that show, Carla to come back
Speaker 9: for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Girlfriends, Tracy Ellis Ross.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I know you were trying to say Fraser
Speaker 5: and Grammar and it came yeah.
Speaker 9: I was trying to see Yeah, so I always say
Speaker 9: Kelsey Frasier, but I said Kelsey Grammer.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But anyway, Yeah, he produced the show.
Speaker 9: So it was kind of like when it first started,
Speaker 9: it was going to be like the black version of
Speaker 9: Sex and the City because Sex and the City was
Speaker 9: a real hot show at the time time, and that's
Speaker 9: why they came up with girlfriends.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I would love to see that will come back.
Speaker 3: Please work on that. I love the fact that Fraser's back.
Speaker 1: Yer love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all time favorites.
Speaker 5: I loved Fraser because it was about radio that is
Speaker 5: originally Good Morning Seattle.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love Rob. Yeah, I love that show.
Speaker 2: If we're going to redo one, it's got to be
Speaker 2: Sandford and Son, Okay, all right, bring it back.
Speaker 3: Who would play? You would play Pops bred Sandford though Lamont.
Speaker 2: I got this guy.
Speaker 1: I got this guy in my head. I just don't
Speaker 1: know his name. Y'all keep going, I'm gonna show you. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: what about you? Well, what's you?
Speaker 11: I want to come back, but I know I don't
Speaker 11: want to know if I want to remade with Martin
Speaker 11: Lord ham mersh oh.
Speaker 3: Show such a classic that you can't you can't mark.
Speaker 1: Before it's time.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was so good and I just thought he
Speaker 9: never got his props for that show, for the brilliance
Speaker 9: of that show.
Speaker 3: He just never ever did.
Speaker 1: They didn't get Emmy, They didn't me that show was.
Speaker 1: It was brilliant. It was just so brilliant. Never got
Speaker 1: an Emmy.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if they were nominated, were they?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: How about it in living color?
Speaker 1: Living color?
Speaker 3: That would be a great one to come back?
Speaker 8: That was?
Speaker 3: What would do that?
Speaker 2: And I'm own it. I'm trying to get audition.
Speaker 1: Something like that on Saturday Night Live. You doing that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be good.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: See what show was The Fresh?
Speaker 2: Yeah that is bad.
Speaker 3: That darker.
Speaker 1: It's a little darker, but it's good. And I love
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 7: I love that show.
Speaker 3: Everybody on there is good.
Speaker 2: Okay. This guy's name is Stephen Henderson and he was
Speaker 2: he was he was in fensive he was Bono and Fensis.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. He was working with to
Speaker 2: play in the movie.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, and that's who you want to play? Fred
Speaker 5: g Sanfred Yeah.
Speaker 3: Man, you're talking about his friend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So who would play Lamont?
Speaker 2: Because I swear I though DC Young Flyer, Now I
Speaker 2: swear I thought right.
Speaker 1: That would be good.
Speaker 3: But has to play Jimmy Walker though? Jj all from
Speaker 3: good times if they brought good times back?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he was full of energy. Yes, yes, all right,
Speaker 1: so we got.
Speaker 3: Who would play Thelma change Rows look like Thelma?
Speaker 1: She's not an actress. But Williams, You're right.
Speaker 3: You're right, you're right, You're right, You're.
Speaker 1: Just j doctor. I say that, just.
Speaker 9: Whorling back to Housewives to Atlanta Housewives, Porsche Williams is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get a divorce and I'll.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we want to send out Condoss Porch to just
Speaker 11: make sure she's all right, make sure. Yeah you know
Speaker 11: the marriage is dad, Yeah, we want, but she's not
Speaker 11: the marriage did though, its very much.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well why are you why are you whispering and
Speaker 1: knowing you because we will have to have a show concern.
Speaker 1: I'm showing it.
Speaker 3: It's not because your wife is in the other room,
Speaker 3: has nothing to.
Speaker 4: Do with it.
Speaker 1: Don't don't bring it up. Show you dream you dream killer.
Speaker 9: All right, guys, thank you. Coming up next, it is
Speaker 9: the nephew with today's prank phone call. Right after this
Speaker 9: you're listening.
Speaker 3: Morning show.
Speaker 9: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's
Speaker 9: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is jump
Speaker 9: off jumped on him.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll get into that find.
Speaker 9: Out what that's all about in just a few because
Speaker 9: right now the nephew has a prank phone call for today, Tommy.
Speaker 13: What you got?
Speaker 2: I got gyms, g e ms, gyms. That is God's
Speaker 2: Eyes Ministry, God Eyes Ministry. We are watching what you're
Speaker 2: tithing and we want to know if you're tithing correctly
Speaker 2: God's Eyes Ministry, cat Dog. If you would hello, Hello,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to read Clarence, Clarence. How you doing, Clarence?
Speaker 2: This is Statyist man. I'm over at the church man,
Speaker 2: my Baptist church. Where you a member of?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hey, okay, hey, I'm with the gim man
Speaker 2: and uh you you you actually came to uh this
Speaker 2: past service? Correct gems the gyms that's that's uh God's
Speaker 2: eyes missionary and and basically what we do is we
Speaker 2: watch what's going on you know in the in the church,
Speaker 2: who's coming, who hasn't come? And uh, you know, I
Speaker 2: don't mean any harm, but this this if my records
Speaker 2: indicate me right through my God's eyes ministry, the gems
Speaker 2: looking at my books looks like you this is your
Speaker 2: first time at the church this year? Correct?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?
Speaker 2: Okay? Now, when pastor asked for all the visitors to stand,
Speaker 2: you actually did not stand? Correct, no, because you remember
Speaker 2: there we go. Now you you still work for uh
Speaker 2: you you you work for them? Yeah, okay, Now what
Speaker 2: we've done is we've averaged it out that.
Speaker 4: You what what I mean, what is this about?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm on my way to it.
Speaker 2: So so you probably are you averaging about what between
Speaker 2: forty and fifty thousand dollars on a yearly basis over
Speaker 2: there with I.
Speaker 4: Mean, I mean here something like that. But you go ahead, problem.
Speaker 2: See what we're looking at since since you are member,
Speaker 2: because see you did not stand when he said all
Speaker 2: members said, you did not stand up, which which you
Speaker 2: right there are making the you know you're you're you're
Speaker 2: clarifying that you are a member, and you're making about
Speaker 2: we're gonna roughly say a byt forty five thousand dollars
Speaker 2: a year, which means ten percent is forty five hundred. Now,
Speaker 2: we looked at the we looked at the books, and
Speaker 2: notice that you put in fifty dollars in the church
Speaker 2: on this past Easter on Sunday. Now, if you put
Speaker 2: fifty dollars in, you know we're close. See when you're
Speaker 2: gonna start cutting into this forty five hundred dollars that
Speaker 2: you are to be paying your tithes.
Speaker 4: Wait, what's your name?
Speaker 2: Like I said, sir, my name is statius status. Will
Speaker 2: a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me well
Speaker 2: and tied that would offer?
Speaker 4: See you you you you are Wait wait a minute,
Speaker 4: hold on, hold on a second. You got you got
Speaker 4: all the stuff going on to the church. You you
Speaker 4: got uh uh, you got hungry people, you got people
Speaker 4: that need salvation and whatever. But you calling me about
Speaker 4: about some money that I haven't given to the church. Well,
Speaker 4: well see, and that's what your ministry does, y'all. Y'all
Speaker 4: spend all morning calling people.
Speaker 2: My job, sir, as a gym God's eyes ministry. My
Speaker 2: job is to keep an eye on what's going on
Speaker 2: at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting
Speaker 2: into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?
Speaker 2: We see, this is why we can't get the extra
Speaker 2: wing that pastor wants to put on, because people like him.
Speaker 4: This is why, you know what, man, you got to
Speaker 4: hold on a second, First of all, let me explain
Speaker 4: something to your brother Fatty, yourself, whatever the ministry you
Speaker 4: are with. Okay, that's fine. Listen, Hey, I don't even
Speaker 4: have to explain this to you, but let me explain
Speaker 4: something to you. All right. I'm this is a one
Speaker 4: job out. This is all we do. This is the
Speaker 4: one job household. My wife don't work, but my wife
Speaker 4: comes to church every Sunday.
Speaker 12: And she pays the tithes.
Speaker 4: And have you checked at the gym ministry, have y'all
Speaker 4: looked at her ties?
Speaker 2: Her tides ain't got nothing to do with you. You
Speaker 2: understand you have to pay your tithes. Will a man
Speaker 2: rob God? Yet you have robbed? You are robbing the
Speaker 2: Lord of Brother Claris.
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: You know? That's you know? And you wonder why people
Speaker 4: don't come to church all the time. Either, how you
Speaker 4: gonna tell me that I rob I could be giving
Speaker 4: my tithe somewhere else.
Speaker 2: I am the secretary. I am the gym's secretary of
Speaker 2: God's eyes ministry, and my eyes have shown me that
Speaker 2: you've only given fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: You're making forty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Somebody from the church. I don't know if that is something.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: Who is.
Speaker 4: Yes, I half, but that's not none of their business.
Speaker 10: I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 4: What does it have to do with him all people
Speaker 4: and asking them if they're paying? I got this, I
Speaker 4: got this. Let me hand Yeah, you know, I got it.
Speaker 4: I got it, I got it, I got it. I
Speaker 4: got I know, I know.
Speaker 10: I don't know who?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 10: Who? Who? Who?
Speaker 6: Who?
Speaker 1: Who was that?
Speaker 4: Sir? That's my wife that's been paying. That's my wife
Speaker 4: in being I died. That's right.
Speaker 1: Oh okay. I don't have nothing in my books that
Speaker 1: say y'all pay three hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: We paid, not undergut if she said we paid three
Speaker 4: hundred dollars, we paid three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me ask you this, When are you gonna
Speaker 2: start cutting into this forty five with a man rob God.
Speaker 1: Yet you have robbed me. That is what you are doing, sir,
Speaker 1: Well you know what you robbing me right now?
Speaker 4: You robbing me right now at my time where I
Speaker 4: could go out, I gotta be work. I can't even
Speaker 4: go get dressed right now because I'm on the phone
Speaker 4: with you. I have to be at work in half
Speaker 4: an hour. You robbed me me right now of my time.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you something.
Speaker 2: Can you bring your tax return into the toy?
Speaker 4: I can take a look at it my tax return.
Speaker 4: You know, I'll tell you what. I bring my tax return.
Speaker 4: If everybody else bring their tax return. If you bring
Speaker 4: your tax return and pass to bring his tax return,
Speaker 4: then I'll bring my tax return. We can have a
Speaker 4: tax return party.
Speaker 1: When will your tax return?
Speaker 2: When can you?
Speaker 1: Can you fax it to me?
Speaker 4: Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean, if.
Speaker 2: It's is it? If it's not too much to ask
Speaker 2: for Listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. The next
Speaker 2: time you do come to church, we're gonna pat you
Speaker 2: down because we're gonna have to figure out.
Speaker 4: Oh hold on, You're gonna pat me down the next
Speaker 4: time I come to the church.
Speaker 1: And then lay hands on you.
Speaker 4: Okay, let me ask you this. Do you are you
Speaker 4: on salary at the church?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But what does but what what does?
Speaker 2: What does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 4: I need to know what you tutting? It ain't cutting you.
Speaker 1: Look, look, it ain't got nothing.
Speaker 2: When you're gonna bring your forty five hundred dollars down
Speaker 2: so we can add it, so we can get the
Speaker 2: wing put on. I'm part of the gems. You'll bring
Speaker 2: your money down Here are Clarence, isn't.
Speaker 4: It, Doug. Let me tell you something. I don't know
Speaker 4: who you are. I don't know what this ministry.
Speaker 1: I'm with the gyms. When can we expect it?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 4: I don't I don't care. I don't give it. You
Speaker 4: know what Lever say. I don't care anything about your
Speaker 4: gym ministry. I don't care about you, man, I don't
Speaker 4: care about any of that. Let me take something dollars,
Speaker 4: just this for real, don't call my house. I'm more
Speaker 4: with this. With this stuff. You about to make a
Speaker 4: brother go off. I mean, seriously, in this economy, in
Speaker 4: this economy, you talk to me about about me tied
Speaker 4: in fifty dollars. I'm trying. I'm trying to put a
Speaker 4: dollar through college. I'm trying to set a sun through
Speaker 4: private school and I can't get that done. I'm trying
Speaker 4: to keep the lights on the What do that have
Speaker 4: to do with the church? I already told you. I'm
Speaker 4: getting ready to hang up, and if you want to
Speaker 4: meet me and whatever you're gonna do or whatever, then
Speaker 4: that's fine.
Speaker 1: So I need to tell you something.
Speaker 2: Else about your job.
Speaker 4: You ain't me nothing about my job.
Speaker 10: You have to kill me.
Speaker 1: I need to tell you something about your job.
Speaker 4: Dude, I'm gonna hang up this phone.
Speaker 2: Is that a man named.
Speaker 1: Chapman at your job?
Speaker 4: Yes, Chapman at my job? Okay, yeah, and he's been
Speaker 4: there too.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, wait a minute, Chapman is the one
Speaker 2: that got me to call you. This is Nephew till
Speaker 2: Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you just
Speaker 2: got pranked.
Speaker 12: Man, mantling guilty.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm.
Speaker 2: With with the with the Gym Ministry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but somebody getting ready to get beat up at the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
Speaker 2: what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest
Speaker 2: radio show in the.
Speaker 4: Land, obviously, Harvey Morning show, and there you have it.
Speaker 2: That's that, that's that's that's that's my stupid for your
Speaker 2: Friday right there. If you and Rileigh though, if you
Speaker 2: in North Kkilaka tonight, I'm gonna be stupid twice baby.
Speaker 2: Two shows to night. Y'all come see your boy, nephew,
Speaker 2: you tire me and friends. Be there all be here
Speaker 2: all weekend long, okay, all weekend. You in Riley acting
Speaker 2: a damn fool. Thank you, thank you, thank you, all right, nephew.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 9: Coming up next, the jump off jumped on him. That
Speaker 9: is the subject of today's Strawberry Letter. We'll get into
Speaker 9: it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
Speaker 9: you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
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Speaker 9: and we could be reading your letter live on the
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Speaker 2: I've and hold on tight.
Speaker 1: We got it for you here.
Speaker 2: It is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 9: Thank you, nephew. Subject the jump off jumped on him.
Speaker 9: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm thirty two years old and I've
Speaker 9: been dating this guy for almost eight months, and we've
Speaker 9: had fun getting to know each other. He was honest
Speaker 9: in the beginning and told me he had some loose
Speaker 9: ends to tie up before we got serious, and I
Speaker 9: appreciated that honesty. The fact that he didn't hide his
Speaker 9: phone or turned his ringer off made me feel that
Speaker 9: he was ready to be in a relationship with me,
Speaker 9: so I didn't trip all We went out all over town,
Speaker 9: and I stayed at his home all of the time.
Speaker 3: The only thing that.
Speaker 9: Made me suspect suspect he was up to something was
Speaker 9: a few nights I couldn't reach him, but I let
Speaker 9: it go. I invited him to visit my parents with me.
Speaker 9: My parents live about two hours from us, so we
Speaker 9: went on an overnight trip to visit them. They cooked
Speaker 9: dinner for us, and after dinner, my man and I
Speaker 9: went out to a hookah spot to unwind. My boyfriend
Speaker 9: got a phone call and walked away to take it.
Speaker 9: He got upset and he was ready to go back
Speaker 9: to my parents' house. We got to his car and
Speaker 9: there was a car blocking us in. He asked the
Speaker 9: car to move, and the lady flipped him off. I
Speaker 9: didn't think anything of it. When we got to my parents' house,
Speaker 9: that same car pulled up in the driveway. This same
Speaker 9: lady got out and ran up and start started hitting
Speaker 9: on my man. My dad heard the commotion and came
Speaker 9: outside to pull her off my man. The lady said
Speaker 9: she's been seeing my man for a few months, and
Speaker 9: she followed us. I was very embarrassed and reluctantly took
Speaker 9: him to the er to get stitches. In her words,
Speaker 9: she told police says she knew she was the jump off,
Speaker 9: but she fell in love with him and he would
Speaker 9: leave me for her.
Speaker 3: He said, he got caught up slept with her, but
Speaker 3: he wants me.
Speaker 9: Can I trust this man and continue this relationship despite
Speaker 9: just what happened? What just happened, Well, he certainly has
Speaker 9: no control over what crazy did. I mean, she did
Speaker 9: that all on her own, gave him stitches and all
Speaker 9: of that. But the crazy part is that this really happened.
Speaker 9: I mean, she's fatal attraction crazy like the movie. You
Speaker 9: do know that, right, And now she knows where your
Speaker 9: parents live. She stalked you guys from the restaurant beat
Speaker 9: your man so badly that he needed stitches.
Speaker 3: And she's only been seeing him for a few months. Well,
Speaker 3: I'm sure your.
Speaker 9: Parents would tell you to run, and I'm probably go
Speaker 9: I'm gonna tell you the same thing. I mean, your
Speaker 9: safety is way more important. Even though she didn't do
Speaker 9: anything to you, she just did it to your man,
Speaker 9: But you don't want to wait around and see how
Speaker 9: crazy she really is. Again, I think your safety is
Speaker 9: very important, and even if you were to keep seeing him,
Speaker 9: you would always be looking over your shoulder wondering if
Speaker 9: crazy could be lurking in a corner somewhere. So you know,
Speaker 9: I'm going to say it's a no for me for
Speaker 9: you as far as this relationship goes, because this woman
Speaker 9: is too crazy. She's just too crazy.
Speaker 8: Steve, Well, I don't have the letter in front of
Speaker 8: me because of my whereabouts again, so we're going to
Speaker 8: have to deal with this letter just a little bit differently.
Speaker 8: The title of the letter again, Shirley.
Speaker 3: Is the jump Off jumped on him.
Speaker 8: Jump Off jumped on him. The jump Off didn't jump
Speaker 8: on you. He didn't jump on you. His daddy jumped
Speaker 8: on the jump off it's just a lot of jumping
Speaker 8: going on. I appreciate it, and none to me like
Speaker 8: a good old ass whooping type letter to deal with.
Speaker 8: So I specialize in this because I have been jumped
Speaker 8: on before by the jump off, the jumpy, and the jumper.
Speaker 8: I've had all three ass whoopers in my life, the jumper,
Speaker 8: the jumpy, and the jump off, and then I ended
Speaker 8: up as the jump.
Speaker 7: So it's all all so relative.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 8: The wonderful thing about having a sixty five year old
Speaker 8: famous radio show with.
Speaker 7: Means it means that he has had a full life.
Speaker 8: The beauty of the Steve Harvey Morning Shows that I
Speaker 8: don't mind being transparent in my full life now. Can
Speaker 8: I tell everything? Absolutely not, But will I share with
Speaker 8: you a lot? Of course it makes for more interesting radio.
Speaker 8: I happen to be one of the most compelling radio
Speaker 8: personalities on radio today. The Steve Harvey Morning Show is
Speaker 8: more compelling than most shows because I don't really care
Speaker 8: about the damn issues more than I care about myself
Speaker 8: issues and make them about me. That way, you can
Speaker 8: understand from a personal standpoint wise, this letter right here
Speaker 8: is very easy for me to do. I'm gonna wait
Speaker 8: the second half to give you resolution, But I'm just
Speaker 8: giving you a little strupplet a history here the jump
Speaker 8: off jumped on him. Well, all I can say you
Speaker 8: glad she didn't get to your ass. You don't seem
Speaker 8: like the type that can hand them much jumping. I
Speaker 8: do appreciate your ladder, your daddy and this letter for
Speaker 8: coming out and on the porch and jumping on the
Speaker 8: jump fur to see the jump off. Didn't know that
Speaker 8: to jump off you was gonna come in there and
Speaker 8: get jumped.
Speaker 4: See.
Speaker 8: I wrote a book called jump When. She makes me
Speaker 8: an expert on this here jump off this. It is
Speaker 8: amazing how this works, don't you see it? Fans, friends
Speaker 8: hate us, Internet trolls.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, because that's who listened to the show.
Speaker 8: We got fans, we got friends, we got loyalties people,
Speaker 8: and then we got haters that listen to the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So I will be giving out internet advice when we
Speaker 8: come back on The jump off jumped on him.
Speaker 7: He got stitches.
Speaker 3: You're listening Morning show? All right?
Speaker 9: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
Speaker 9: the jump off jumped on him very quickly.
Speaker 8: In recap, we've learned that this jump off jumped on him.
Speaker 8: To set this letter up, you are dealing with someone
Speaker 8: who has been jumped on by the jumper, the jump
Speaker 8: off and the jumpy. I have been all of it,
Speaker 8: and I've written a book called Jump So we are
Speaker 8: dealing with an expert on this letter right here. So
Speaker 8: let us begin. Shirley, read the letter quickly, and I'll
Speaker 8: tell you the points I need for you to stop
Speaker 8: because this is the litter in a nutshell.
Speaker 9: Okay, Stephen, Shirley, I'm thirty two years old and I've
Speaker 9: been dating this guy for almost eight months and we've
Speaker 9: had fun getting to know each other. He was honest
Speaker 9: in the beginning and told me he had some loose
Speaker 9: ends to tie up before we got serious, and I
Speaker 9: appreciated that honesty.
Speaker 8: The loose ends is what jumped on his ass. The
Speaker 8: loose ends he's the one that jumped on his A
Speaker 8: go ahead.
Speaker 3: And read all right.
Speaker 9: The fact that he didn't hide his phone or turn
Speaker 9: his ringer off made me feel that he was ready
Speaker 9: to be in a relationship with me, so I didn't trip.
Speaker 7: Stop right there.
Speaker 8: You can't cut your phone off when your jump ee
Speaker 8: is crazy, because if they can't contact you, Uh, huh,
Speaker 8: that elevates the craziness.
Speaker 7: Read.
Speaker 9: Okay, we went out all over town, and I stayed
Speaker 9: at his home all of the time. The only thing
Speaker 9: that made me suspect suspect that he was up to
Speaker 9: something was a few nights I couldn't reach him, but
Speaker 9: I let it go.
Speaker 1: I stop letting him.
Speaker 7: Okay, stop right there once again?
Speaker 8: Did is the loose ends? He over there trying to
Speaker 8: tie out in it, and obviously it don't work.
Speaker 3: Ree.
Speaker 9: I invited him to visit my parents with me. My
Speaker 9: parents live about two hours from us, so we went
Speaker 9: on an overnight trip to visit them. They cooked dinner
Speaker 9: for us, and after dinner, my man and I went
Speaker 9: out to a hookah spot to unwind.
Speaker 3: My boyfriend got a phone call and walked away to
Speaker 3: take it.
Speaker 7: Stop.
Speaker 3: He got upset and he was ready to stop right there, Okay.
Speaker 7: Phone call, got up from the table to take it.
Speaker 7: Once again.
Speaker 8: This is the loose end, and the loose end is
Speaker 8: very loose now because he's calling at inappropriate moments.
Speaker 2: Read.
Speaker 3: He got upset and he was ready to go back
Speaker 3: to my parents' house.
Speaker 7: Stop right there.
Speaker 8: He faresaw something that the jump he was about to
Speaker 8: do the jump off has discovered his location. He ready
Speaker 8: to go back to your mama house right now because
Speaker 8: he know what's coming.
Speaker 1: Read.
Speaker 3: We got to his car and there was a car
Speaker 3: blocking us.
Speaker 8: In Stop right there. It's too late. The damn jump
Speaker 8: off is here and she's blocking the car. He tried
Speaker 8: to get back to your mama's house in time. She
Speaker 8: was circling the block.
Speaker 1: She found the car.
Speaker 7: Oh lord.
Speaker 3: Read He asked the car to move, and the lady
Speaker 3: flipped him off.
Speaker 7: Stop right there. You can't ask the jump off to
Speaker 7: do no favors.
Speaker 8: When they let you jump on them and became the
Speaker 8: jump off, that was all the favor you get.
Speaker 3: Read. I didn't think anything of it when we stop
Speaker 3: right there, you stupid. Read When we got to my
Speaker 3: don't hell.
Speaker 7: You didn't think nothing of a woman blocking the car,
Speaker 7: flipping your hand.
Speaker 9: Read When we got to my parents' house, that same
Speaker 9: car pulled up in the driveway.
Speaker 8: Stop right there to jump off the loose ends, all
Speaker 8: in one to jump off in the loose end. It
Speaker 8: ain't working. All this time up the loose ends, it
Speaker 8: hasn't worked. The jump off is loose. She at your
Speaker 8: mama house.
Speaker 9: Read this same lady got out and ran up and
Speaker 9: started hitting on my man.
Speaker 7: Stop right there. The loose end is as loose as
Speaker 7: it can get. Right now.
Speaker 1: Read.
Speaker 3: My dad heard the commotion and came outside to pull
Speaker 3: her off of my man.
Speaker 8: Stop right there, da da tend and rescue it's underdog.
Speaker 8: He tried to come in and say today it was
Speaker 8: too late. I ain't saying that the loose hand is
Speaker 8: a problem, but this hel for god hands.
Speaker 2: Reed.
Speaker 9: The lady said she's been seeing my man for a
Speaker 9: few months, and she followed us. I was very embarrassed
Speaker 9: and reluctantly took him to the er to get stitches.
Speaker 8: Stop right there after your daddy pulled her off. She
Speaker 8: said she had been seeing him for a few moments.
Speaker 8: One thing I can tell you about this man right here,
Speaker 8: this boy bringing it, yeah, and you're following him.
Speaker 2: Jumping on him.
Speaker 7: Read quickly, Shurenie, all right.
Speaker 9: I was very embarrassing and reluctantly took him to the
Speaker 9: er to get stitches. In her words, she told police
Speaker 9: that she knew she was the jump off, but she
Speaker 9: fell in love with him and he wouldn't leave me
Speaker 9: for her.
Speaker 7: Stop right there. No, I'm the jump off, but he's
Speaker 7: bringing is so good.
Speaker 8: I'm in love with him now, and he not giving
Speaker 8: the jumpy product to a new jump off.
Speaker 7: I'm finished state of jump Off read he.
Speaker 9: Said he got caught up slept with her, but he
Speaker 9: wants me. Can I trust this man and continue this
Speaker 9: relationship despite just what happened, what just happened.
Speaker 8: When we come back, I will close it out very
Speaker 8: very quickly. Here is the solution to this letter at
Speaker 8: the end.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 3: Morning show.
Speaker 9: All right, Steve, Here we go with part three of
Speaker 9: today's Strawberry letter. The subject is the jump off jumped
Speaker 9: on him.
Speaker 8: We all know that this dude he had some lucians
Speaker 8: when he started dating a letter that wrote to yah
Speaker 8: dating the lady that wrote the letter, and he said, hey, listen,
Speaker 8: I'm gonna be honest, which I got some loose ends.
Speaker 8: He was trying to get these Lucians tied up with
Speaker 8: the jump off chick, but it didn't work out. The
Speaker 8: Lucians was two lists. He's bringing it too good. I mean,
Speaker 8: this boy's doing some things to people that's got them
Speaker 8: all twisted up. You included in this letter to the
Speaker 8: point where she done jumped on his ass and gave
Speaker 8: him stitches. That's a ferocious ass because he doing something.
Speaker 8: I'm talking about outstanding. This dude right here is bringing it.
Speaker 8: Here's the problem line. You want to know should you
Speaker 8: continue in this relationship? And surely told you to run?
Speaker 8: You want to know if you should stay with him,
Speaker 8: and surely told you to get out? Now, surely gave
Speaker 8: you good advice. My take is different. Shirley was almost
Speaker 8: there with me, but then she switched. He told you
Speaker 8: it was some problems he had. The problem he dating
Speaker 8: her crazy. Now he's probably a good man, but he
Speaker 8: dated a crazy and he put it on the crazy
Speaker 8: person too good. See, when you're dating a crazy person,
Speaker 8: you can't give him your all in all, but he
Speaker 8: don't know that because he young, y'all in your thirties,
Speaker 8: he don't know that.
Speaker 7: See, you have to portion it out based on sanity.
Speaker 7: You can only what you have to portion it out
Speaker 7: based on sanate.
Speaker 8: Crazy people. You can't give him your all, but you do.
Speaker 8: You have to wait until you meet a calm, sensible
Speaker 8: woman before you start giving it your all. You give
Speaker 8: it all to a crazy person. They already crazy. Now
Speaker 8: you in here touching spots and causing chemical reactions and stuff,
Speaker 8: and they already crazy.
Speaker 7: Now you just set up here and slept with this
Speaker 7: bipolar heffel. Now here come hell Stitches, Steve Stitches.
Speaker 8: That's how good it is to bust you outside your
Speaker 8: head and give you stitches. Jasmine Sullivan was breaking our
Speaker 8: cod winders, she was busting faces. It's all the same.
Speaker 7: I busted with does out your call.
Speaker 15: I'll put some stitches on your hay, I spin open
Speaker 15: your phone. Hey, send you to the doctor, may cause
Speaker 15: you to stay. Indeed, I'll put some stitches in your head.
Speaker 3: Sing it too much?
Speaker 7: Yes, based on what you said?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 9: Leady Letter Instagram and Steve Harvey FM dot com. Check
Speaker 9: out the Summary Letter podcast on demand. Coming up at
Speaker 9: the top of the hour. A woman wants to know
Speaker 9: if she's wrong for cursing out her.
Speaker 3: Sister in law. She needs some advice. All right, we'll
Speaker 3: try to help her right after this, you're listening morning show.
Speaker 3: This is from Rosalind and Hilton Head.
Speaker 9: Rosalind needs some advice, She says, My sister in law
Speaker 9: is white and cool as a fan, but she took
Speaker 9: a joke too far and I went off on her
Speaker 9: when my brother and I hear something that sounds like
Speaker 9: something black people would do, we will say get your people.
Speaker 3: I was at my brother's house and my sister.
Speaker 9: In law and I were watching the news and heard
Speaker 9: there was a fight in the parking lot of a
Speaker 9: check cashing place. She decided to say get your people.
Speaker 9: I cursed her out really good and left. My brother
Speaker 9: is mad and says it was a joke. Is it
Speaker 9: cool for her to joke like that?
Speaker 2: Well no, but listen, I've seen this happen. When we
Speaker 2: was on a radio trip.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're not gonna do this.
Speaker 3: What happened, Carla?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: And we were playing spades at the same time, so.
Speaker 1: We don't come on, okay. We we were in Africa
Speaker 1: and in space. I hate you telling me so. And
Speaker 1: there was a discussion. This was a while back. It's
Speaker 1: a long time ago. There was a discussion about Uh.
Speaker 5: There was a story out about Eminem and doctor Dre,
Speaker 5: and doctor Dre had told Eminem, doesn't matter how cool
Speaker 5: you are, how many songs you rhyme and rap and
Speaker 5: how many fans you have, you cannot say the N word.
Speaker 1: You have to draw the line right at that.
Speaker 5: So that was the story that was a topic discussion
Speaker 5: while we were playing Space. By the way, Marjorie Harvey
Speaker 5: was my partner. Shout out to my partner anyway. So
Speaker 5: at the time we had a coworker who was there, Yes,
Speaker 5: and she put her opinion in the conversation.
Speaker 1: But she was very passionate about if Eminem could actually.
Speaker 3: Say the word say the word oh yeah.
Speaker 5: So her argument was kind of like for it because
Speaker 5: the culture and the lifestyle and artist.
Speaker 1: So I felt she was a little too passionate.
Speaker 2: In the middle of Africa, it came out I might
Speaker 2: in fact out of Africa.
Speaker 1: So I said, I know you better not saying while
Speaker 1: we oh bo in Africa.
Speaker 2: For me and Steve hit the flow man on the floor.
Speaker 3: It was it was still in that incident. Nothingari, you
Speaker 3: were Rossalin and Hilton Head.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, ros get your people, got it, got some
Speaker 2: quiet the rest of the Space game.
Speaker 1: We heard your opinion earlier. Now what you're not gonna do.
Speaker 5: Let's talk about the N word in front of me
Speaker 5: and say, Africa, if a white person can say it,
Speaker 5: if it's my first time in the motherland.
Speaker 1: We don't have that boy, not Sun.
Speaker 3: Don't bring that American stuff over here. We didn't fought.
Speaker 2: We didn't three monkeys to get in the in the
Speaker 2: in the area if we stay in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously, Yeah, trip was an adventure. And so when
Speaker 1: I drew the line, my girl saying, word and.
Speaker 2: Get your people.
Speaker 3: Okay, get your people, get your people. All right, we
Speaker 3: have time for another one, guys.
Speaker 9: Thank This one's from Diamond and Making Diamond, says my
Speaker 9: older sister asked to borrow a dress for an interview,
Speaker 9: and I let her pick out one. She got a
Speaker 9: brand new dress I just bought and it still had
Speaker 9: the tags on it. Without asking me, she went and
Speaker 9: got the dress altered.
Speaker 3: So it would fit her like a glove.
Speaker 9: As she said, I can no longer fit the dress
Speaker 9: because my waist isn't as tiny as hers. That dress
Speaker 9: was two hundred and ninety eight dollars. Uh huh, and
Speaker 9: I want my money back, she says. She gave me
Speaker 9: the dress back and it's not her fault I can't
Speaker 9: fit it. I don't want to stop talking to her
Speaker 9: over three hundred dollars, but I will. Am I entitled
Speaker 9: to get dollars.
Speaker 2: I keep telling y'all, we gotta bring ass whoopings back.
Speaker 7: We got to bring.
Speaker 2: You got, you can jump on your sister behind this.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 11: Well, the question is did she get the job? You
Speaker 11: don't need it to pay yes, yeah, because if you
Speaker 11: didn't get your job, you're gonna have to risk some
Speaker 11: serious problems.
Speaker 7: Half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna have to pay this three hundred.
Speaker 2: This is bad.
Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
Speaker 9: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3: Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right.
Speaker 9: So instead of a blushing bride, Tianna Abney was a
Speaker 9: flushing bride. Tianna and Logan Abney got married in a
Speaker 9: men's bathroom at a gas station.
Speaker 8: WOA for what.
Speaker 9: The bride said, because this is why tell me? Because
Speaker 9: she said she wanted to do something different. She didn't
Speaker 9: want to just get married in a typical chapel. She
Speaker 9: wanted to something fun to have to tell her kids,
Speaker 9: you know, so she could tell her kids it was
Speaker 9: a good experience. So she chose the Hop Shops gas
Speaker 9: station in Verona, Kentucky, which is famous for its disco bathroom.
Speaker 9: The groom said he was pumped to have their wedding
Speaker 9: reception inside of the gas station because of the festive
Speaker 9: disco lights and music.
Speaker 3: The wedding was.
Speaker 9: Only seven hundred dollars and the gas station even provided
Speaker 9: a wedding cake. Yeah, it was seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Still, who got a disco bathroom? This is like that
Speaker 1: seven hundred dollars to get married in the band.
Speaker 3: Again and amendous bathroom through you.
Speaker 11: I'm telling you right now, I can be honest about this,
Speaker 11: but this marriage is going down to toyy.
Speaker 1: That real clear on that.
Speaker 11: I'm not gonna I'm not staying right down now, silly,
Speaker 11: that's seven hundred eys. Could have just went in there
Speaker 11: and did tell nobody y'all could have gotten married for
Speaker 11: free if you just would it.
Speaker 1: Did it right, so you can have a story to
Speaker 1: tell her are somewhere.
Speaker 2: Out there by the gas pump. I mean, at list,
Speaker 2: it's a little bit smell a little better, man.
Speaker 1: The bathroom was crowded, Mama.
Speaker 3: You did what You're nasty all right.
Speaker 9: We have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
Speaker 9: up in thirty three minutes after we will play around it.
Speaker 3: Would you rather right after this? You're listening Hardy Morning Show, and.
Speaker 9: It's time now for a round, and would you rather?
Speaker 9: Would you rather live in a mansion and be broke,
Speaker 9: or would you be wealthy and live in.
Speaker 3: A tiny little house, a tiny house.
Speaker 1: A mansion and broke, or a horrible house wealthy in
Speaker 1: the tiny house.
Speaker 11: Well, I'm going ahead and take the tighty house and
Speaker 11: be reached. But it's gonna be a lot of add on,
Speaker 11: so I can know that right now. Excre me so
Speaker 11: much stuff out here on this tight house.
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna believe. The deck is gonna be on
Speaker 1: this tighty house. I'm biking in the house. Yeah, gonna
Speaker 1: be in that. But I would be wealthy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how got how we got a pool at his
Speaker 2: tiny house?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 9: Would you rather live with the Evans family in Chicago
Speaker 9: or the hustables in New York?
Speaker 2: I'm living with them, Huntress, I'm living them Huxebles.
Speaker 12: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm scared. I'm scared of a mad dog. I'm
Speaker 2: scared of Uh. I'm scared of Slick Willie, whatever his name.
Speaker 2: I'm scared of all them people, man, Yeah, Big Daddy,
Speaker 2: the warlords and the Satan Knights, all the games need
Speaker 2: the wine. Oh, I'm scared of these people, man, I'm
Speaker 2: going over here with these huxtables or I'm hanging out
Speaker 2: with Rudy.
Speaker 3: Junior in Chicago.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, you want to be around there, You
Speaker 1: just want to be around. I want to be around.
Speaker 1: But I can identify with them.
Speaker 13: Damn that. We don't have stamping now, so I know
Speaker 13: it don't happen to be around them. Rid Of or Penny.
Speaker 3: YouTube w Lona.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 9: Would you rather be trapped on an island full of
Speaker 9: raccoons or would you rather be trapped on an island
Speaker 9: full of skunks?
Speaker 1: I'm going with raccoons.
Speaker 2: We always trapped something. We can't never be somewhere, we
Speaker 2: can't there with be with some other people. Were always
Speaker 2: on this island, Wednesday's island. Everybody getting trapped on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna go with them raccoon. I don't
Speaker 2: know nobody, no skunk. I can eat them raccoons. I
Speaker 2: don't know nothing of than skark. Okay, we gotta survive now.
Speaker 2: We only buy myself once again.
Speaker 9: You can make a hat if it's cold from the raccoon,
Speaker 9: all of it, all that fur coat?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 9: Would you rather never never travel again or never have
Speaker 9: sex over two minutes again.
Speaker 1: You know I really like it, Lamb.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: You're not going right right? Yeah, it's really nice. In
Speaker 1: that last there's a lot of place I ain't been yet, Hartsfield.
Speaker 9: Again, that's today's around him. Would you rather coming up
Speaker 9: in forty nine minutes after Tommy's going to close out
Speaker 9: the show.
Speaker 3: Right after this, you're listening morning show? All right, guys,
Speaker 3: here we are last break of the day on this Friday.
Speaker 3: Let's get this weekend start a baby.
Speaker 9: Before we do that, I have to say I have
Speaker 9: to say happy birthday to my brother Fish.
Speaker 1: You know I love Fish.
Speaker 2: Birthday?
Speaker 3: Yes, birthday Fish County. That's right?
Speaker 1: Should I go.
Speaker 4: All day?
Speaker 2: Did he still baking? Shirty?
Speaker 3: He sent me some cakes for Christmas?
Speaker 2: Indeed, want a fish cake? Can I get a fish
Speaker 2: a cake from Fish?
Speaker 1: What's the biggest one?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 9: But he makes poundcakes in all flavors. You say the
Speaker 9: flavor and he'll make it. It's still a pound cake,
Speaker 9: but it'll be in a play. They're a delicious all right.
Speaker 1: Who got the cooking and bacon?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 7: Surety?
Speaker 9: Look I had to clean up.
Speaker 3: Okay, that was my job to keep the house clean.
Speaker 2: You should have hung around for the recipe. That's what
Speaker 2: you should have been.
Speaker 11: I didn't have to cook night Fishers in their bacon
Speaker 11: and shuts being fast.
Speaker 3: You didn't know me then, June.
Speaker 4: How you know that?
Speaker 1: I hope you don't judge me?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Tell me so tonight, Ready to Love.
Speaker 2: Ready to Love it title on own. Yep, it's getting tight,
Speaker 2: it's getting tight. You don't want to miss a tuny in.
Speaker 2: I like this Dallas group a little more than I
Speaker 2: like the last Dallas group. I just don't know what
Speaker 2: it is like this.
Speaker 9: Yeah, the women are beautiful and outstanding. I love the
Speaker 9: sisters on this this season.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, they're all great.
Speaker 9: Any guy would be blessed to have any one of
Speaker 9: those ladies one Seriously.
Speaker 2: They are beautiful. So y'all tune in and catch me
Speaker 2: man hosting that Journey of love. Everybody trying to find it.
Speaker 1: A couple of matters getting engaged, just engaged right now?
Speaker 2: Do I may, Junior? I have I've had a couple
Speaker 2: that got engaged in and got out engaged.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've got some people that I got something that have
Speaker 1: gotten married.
Speaker 2: So you okay, well that's great, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: you know we're doing good. You know, yo got everybody.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, Ready to Love is a household name
Speaker 2: here people, it.
Speaker 1: Is okay, beautiful thing.
Speaker 3: Uh, tonight on own eight seventh Central.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, my bad, Go ahead, Chirley on more time.
Speaker 1: Ready to Love.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's tonight, hosted by the one and only Nephew Tommy.
Speaker 9: It's tonight on Own eight seventh Central. You don't want
Speaker 9: to miss it.
Speaker 3: It's getting good.
Speaker 2: And let me get some clarity to Black College Quiz,
Speaker 2: which comes on on Saturday. If you have to check
Speaker 2: your local listens to see when it's coming on and
Speaker 2: what network is coming on. I mean it could be
Speaker 2: NBC in this city, it could be it could be
Speaker 2: bouncing another city. So you just got to check your
Speaker 2: local local listening. But uh, you do not want to
Speaker 2: miss it. Black College Quiz. It's amazing what HBCU students
Speaker 2: doing the dog one thing? So you tune in Black
Speaker 2: College who's hosting? Hosted about what nephew? Tell me what
Speaker 2: the Lord he gave me to TV shows?
Speaker 3: Thank you Jesus, hey man, praise him all right?
Speaker 1: Carl, what you got girl? You can have sex with
Speaker 1: any one from history? Who would it be and why.
Speaker 2: Ood you're gonna do this on March first? It's from history.
Speaker 2: And when you say history, like the history.
Speaker 3: Book, you know what she means.
Speaker 5: She said someone I'm like, okay before yeah, history, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: you're not the Civil War.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you right now, I know it be
Speaker 7: for me.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, can't Yeah, I said, I know who would
Speaker 1: be for me? And and I mean this is something
Speaker 1: I would have to do it the woman king. That's
Speaker 1: what I want. Let me tell you, you better not
Speaker 1: mess with me.
Speaker 8: I know that.
Speaker 1: That's what I can tell you. Your baby got my
Speaker 1: baby got me. When you see all these women lined
Speaker 1: up in a row, you know we can't. We're taking
Speaker 1: your kingdom and we sleep it in death.
Speaker 3: That was my favorite.
Speaker 5: Mos.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I got it.
Speaker 2: Gone said it's gonna be Harriet, It's gonna be harried.
Speaker 2: I'm just I just want to find that. I just
Speaker 2: want to feel that freedom. I want to fit it.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be haired. I know she might, she might
Speaker 2: shoot me if I ain't doing it right. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do it right now, but I'm just saying I just
Speaker 2: want to feel that free.
Speaker 3: Then, so yeah, you might have a chance.
Speaker 2: He went too far. What I can't hear it.
Speaker 11: History though, It's gonna be hard to have sisters because
Speaker 11: she's always all right.
Speaker 1: I want to do it.
Speaker 2: The way.
Speaker 5: Is this the north Star?
Speaker 1: She goes.
Speaker 5: With the person on the zoom right now, he is
Speaker 5: sleeping with the person one of us on the right.
Speaker 1: Now, Nick, saving the show and jobs for everyone. It's
Speaker 1: a royal U.
Speaker 2: It didn't make it. Don't make no hing have different
Speaker 2: which one of them? I don't care if it's we're gonna.
Speaker 1: We're talking about unemployment. We're talking about unemployment. Just hush calls,
Speaker 1: just just we're gonna be over in a minute.
Speaker 4: Just hut.
Speaker 3: Now to work though, when you came to work.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not gonna have my zoom home the next day.
Speaker 9: No eye contact, Charlotte, push your glasses up.
Speaker 10: Sure you have the job.
Speaker 1: Money. Come on, man, you keep your shirt off. We're
Speaker 1: playing that. I just need to keep my job.
Speaker 2: Why don't we just why don't we blindfold ourselves and
Speaker 2: we can get through it.
Speaker 3: We just got to get oh, get back on the air,
Speaker 3: and somebody gonna get wrong.
Speaker 1: Then we got that issue, all right.
Speaker 2: So that is that's Steve Harby Morning Show that's the
Speaker 2: Steve Hobby Morning Show. Fatherday and the words of my uncle.
Speaker 2: Talk to God. He would love to hear from you.
Speaker 2: Until then, be in peace.
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