Speaker 1: Hi. I'm Vanessa Beyor and this is my brother Jonah.
Speaker 2: We're two siblings who love to talk about our childhood
Speaker 2: and nostalgia and how shaped us into the people we
Speaker 2: are today.
Speaker 3: We're very excited for this, sessh if I do say
Speaker 3: so myself.
Speaker 2: Welcome to how did We get Weird?
Speaker 3: You know, Jonah, our guest today is very into theaters
Speaker 3: and musicals, and I think did a lot of that
Speaker 3: growing up. And I often will come on here and
Speaker 3: kind of give my gripes about times that I was
Speaker 3: miscast in our middle school theater program.
Speaker 1: But don't give you a lot of chance to do that.
Speaker 3: And I was thinking about a time when you were
Speaker 3: I would say, miscast in elementary school production.
Speaker 2: I believe, yeah, maybe in middle school. Even it was
Speaker 2: a production of Annie. I was really hoping to be Daddy.
Speaker 1: Warbucks, right, you wanted to be Daddy Warbock.
Speaker 2: I believe this was a stagecrafter's production.
Speaker 3: Yes, Yes, stagecrafters are after school theater program.
Speaker 2: Yes, and yeah I got cast as Sandy the Dog,
Speaker 2: which feels like kind of mean, like like, so I
Speaker 2: was in a dog suit. It was really hot, really hot,
Speaker 2: and like, there's the only scene. I really remember. Maybe
Speaker 2: the only scene I had was like there's a scene
Speaker 2: where like Annie or Daddy Warbucks, and like Sandy has
Speaker 2: to run to one of them and he I can't decide,
Speaker 2: and so it's a kind of fake out and then
Speaker 2: I run to Annie. But I think that's like the
Speaker 2: only I don't think it was like a real part.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I also remember, I hope it's okay to
Speaker 3: say this. You were pretty upset, Like I remember, you
Speaker 3: really wanted to kind of you were thinking about pulling
Speaker 3: out of the production entirely, was.
Speaker 2: I probably should have. I stand by that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's interest our guests because I'm curious if she's
Speaker 3: ever been miscast in such a way. ARC guest today
Speaker 3: Isn't actress, comedian, and writer who co created the Hulu
Speaker 3: series Hot Wives and has also worked on some of
Speaker 3: your favorite shows including Black Monday and Clone High, and
Speaker 3: alongside Casey Wilson, she co hosts my favorite podcast, not
Speaker 3: Counting This One, Bitch SESSH.
Speaker 1: Please welcome Danielle Schneider.
Speaker 4: I am so excited to be here. I adore you,
Speaker 4: I adore your brother. Now You're just the we always
Speaker 4: come to you on bitch sessh. In times of need,
Speaker 4: we're like we need. I just said to you before
Speaker 4: we started this, like I need your eyes on things,
Speaker 4: like I'm always I need your eyes and thoughts and
Speaker 4: so on. Love is blind right now, but like I
Speaker 4: feel like we come to you for for big for
Speaker 4: big times, and we and we abuse and use you
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 1: Such an honor.
Speaker 3: And when you had me on right after the monica
Speaker 3: of at all you know of real Housewives of Salt
Speaker 3: Lake City, I had a lot to say and I
Speaker 3: some might say I sided too much with her.
Speaker 4: You know that was pre re union, did that some
Speaker 4: might some might Yeah, you know we know better, we
Speaker 4: do better, right, That's right, that's right now.
Speaker 3: You know Jonah was obviously he was just saying he
Speaker 3: was cast as Sandy the Dog in Andie. Have you
Speaker 3: ever been I'm curious, like when you started doing theater
Speaker 3: and if you and like, what were some of the craziest,
Speaker 3: slash most insulting roles you've ever been giving?
Speaker 4: Well, first of all, I'm so upset they were cast
Speaker 4: as Sandy the Dog because I have also been. I'm
Speaker 4: so like, literally when I heard it, my mouth dropped
Speaker 4: it one because that's the shock, and that's not okay
Speaker 4: because in most productions they either get a real dog,
Speaker 4: someone will like use their dog from home like for
Speaker 4: like a production, or they've had just like a stuffed
Speaker 4: animal on the stage. These are productions I've been and
Speaker 4: been a part of it. I'm very upset for you,
Speaker 4: and I feel like you should sue. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 4: know if the statue limitations has run out, but I
Speaker 4: feel like we should consult a lawyer. That's first and
Speaker 4: foremost and very course. But I've always been in my
Speaker 4: mind misscast. But I think the problem is that I
Speaker 4: didn't know who I was right at that eight, you know,
Speaker 4: because I also was a theater kid, and I went
Speaker 4: to a theater camp during the summer, which was like
Speaker 4: an intensive right and I thought I was going in
Speaker 4: my first summer and they were doing a production of Annie,
Speaker 4: along with a few other things. And I was like, well,
Speaker 4: I'm obviously Annie. I mean everything, I think everybody knows
Speaker 4: that anybody knows anything knows that I'm Annie, right, and
Speaker 4: to not even to get cast is nothing. To get
Speaker 4: cast as like ring for Drake or whatever, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, Like I was cast as like I
Speaker 4: think you're gonna like it here like always, and then
Speaker 4: I went back the next summer because I don't know
Speaker 4: if I'm just a glunt for punishment. I was like,
Speaker 4: this is my year, this is right here that I
Speaker 4: get Sandy and Grease of course, or even like Rizzo,
Speaker 4: you know, if Stockard Channing had played at forty five,
Speaker 4: like there's no reason that I couldn't play Rizzo.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: And didn't get cast in any of those productions, but
Speaker 4: weirdly got cast as a dancer in anything goes like
Speaker 4: a dancing role. And please know that I cannot dance.
Speaker 4: I'm not a dancer. So to get cast as one
Speaker 4: of the four main dancers like the Angels, and the
Speaker 4: other three girls that got cast were like dancers, like
Speaker 4: like almost like wanted to do that for their life,
Speaker 4: like dance, dance forward, dance first and the triple threats.
Speaker 4: That was their number one threat. And I wasn't even
Speaker 4: but that's how bad of a singer I was. That
Speaker 4: like my dancing shining through, I guess. And so I
Speaker 4: got cast as a dancer. And I remember having to
Speaker 4: have these like late night dance sessions at the bottom
Speaker 4: of like the like this basement of the theater and
Speaker 4: to this and like terrible, and these girls I was
Speaker 4: holding them back in every way, like we couldn't do
Speaker 4: all these moves because I simply couldn't keep up with
Speaker 4: the type of times.
Speaker 1: And it was like tap dance too, which is dance.
Speaker 3: It's so hard and people know how to dance, are
Speaker 3: like you can show them a move once and they're
Speaker 3: like we got and you're yes, what.
Speaker 4: And so I got cast as a stancer and then
Speaker 4: I I got my knee like blew up really bad
Speaker 4: from from the tap and to this day, I have
Speaker 4: a really bad like tap injury. Anything goes like. But
Speaker 4: then I went back the next summer, but I went
Speaker 4: back with a plan. I was like, I'm going to
Speaker 4: be on vocal rest, so they can't cast me in
Speaker 4: a singing role, but they have to cast me in
Speaker 4: a drama perfectly. So then I got cast as a
Speaker 4: male role. You know, this was also like theater camps.
Speaker 4: So there were one hundred girls and ten men, and
Speaker 4: so if you just had if you were just slightly male,
Speaker 4: you would get like the lead in every you know,
Speaker 4: like you like you didn't have to shine, you didn't
Speaker 4: have to have talent. You were just male and that
Speaker 4: was enough to get you, like the lead role in Fame,
Speaker 4: like Lee Roy and Fame, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: Like like you could be Daddy War but you know,
Speaker 4: you could be anything. And we women, as we do,
Speaker 4: had to scratch and bite and claw. But I weirdly
Speaker 4: got a mail role. There were so many roles and
Speaker 4: so few men that I played Sigmund Freud in like
Speaker 4: a student produced show, and I actually it was fun.
Speaker 4: Like That's when I started to realize, like, oh, I
Speaker 4: don't think I'm an ingenue. Me later that I'm like,
Speaker 4: oh no, I'm the guy that comes on in Guys
Speaker 4: and Dolls and is like drunk and like mad. Like
Speaker 4: That's when I was like, oh comedy, yes, yes, But
Speaker 4: I I knew I was. I knew I was attracted
Speaker 4: to that, but I had this delusion that I was,
Speaker 4: you know, in lay Miss and like by Babe, like
Speaker 4: that I was the the ingenue because that's what I
Speaker 4: wanted to be. But I wasn't. I was comedic relief
Speaker 4: that comes in and says two lines and leaves and
Speaker 4: that's what what's that?
Speaker 3: I still think I'm the ingenuiney now, I will say
Speaker 3: while you were telling the story, two thoughts came up.
Speaker 1: Two stories came up in my mind.
Speaker 3: One is I forgot that I actually was cast in
Speaker 3: Annie at Overnight Camp.
Speaker 1: Jonah. I don't know if you remember.
Speaker 3: This, but this was This must have been hard for
Speaker 3: you to This was more or less humiliating than Jonah's part,
Speaker 3: just because of the circumstances of it. I auditioned at
Speaker 3: Overnight Camp to do a production of Annie, and I
Speaker 3: think I sang Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star, and I hadn't
Speaker 3: you know, it was a bit rusty, and I believe
Speaker 3: that I sort of forgot how it goes while it
Speaker 3: was auditioning, and that was, you know, a bit humiliating.
Speaker 3: And then come to find out rather than again, yeah,
Speaker 3: I also thought, oh, I'm a shoein' for Annie. I
Speaker 3: was cast as a gardener, so I was a lady
Speaker 3: who comes in every so often and pretends to water plants. Now,
Speaker 3: it wouldn't have been so humiliating, except Jonah went to
Speaker 3: the neighboring boys camp and we we went to I
Speaker 3: don't know remember this, Jonah. We went to their camp
Speaker 3: to perform it, and God, would I have loved to
Speaker 3: in front of my brother and his cool friends had
Speaker 3: an actual part that wasn't just a just wasn't just
Speaker 3: coming on stage and pretending to water plants.
Speaker 1: But did you get to Allie sing?
Speaker 4: I think she's gonna like it.
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't really have a memory of doing that.
Speaker 3: I more have a memory of carrying like a little
Speaker 3: maybe improvising, carrying a little picture with water.
Speaker 4: I'm going to bring that prop all the way to
Speaker 4: the boys.
Speaker 2: Camp, No, across the lake.
Speaker 4: What camp did you go to? I'm so curious.
Speaker 3: I went to that was I just went there one
Speaker 3: year and then I started going to a different, more
Speaker 3: closer overnight camp.
Speaker 1: But I went to this camp called.
Speaker 2: The camp I went to. It is called north Star
Speaker 2: North Starward, Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: Oh, I forget.
Speaker 4: You guys are in Midwestern. I'm on the East coast.
Speaker 4: So there was like East coast camps, and then there
Speaker 4: were like Midwestern camp.
Speaker 3: Yes, Birch Trail, That's what it was called. It was
Speaker 3: called Birch Trail, the camp.
Speaker 2: I went to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, mine, we're all East coast kind of.
Speaker 3: Yes, which more probably a more intense theater program, if
Speaker 3: I'm being honest.
Speaker 4: I didn't go to like Stage Door like Casey Casey
Speaker 4: Rose went to Stage Door, which.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we went to high school with people who went
Speaker 1: to Stage Door.
Speaker 4: Those are like legit, like Kate Hudson was there when
Speaker 4: she was there, like you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 4: Natalie Portman, you know what I mean? Like these were
Speaker 4: like legit like Broadway.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, I know people and I remember they
Speaker 3: would come back from camp and be like Natalie Portman
Speaker 3: was there.
Speaker 4: Like so yes, So that's a different caliber. Mine was
Speaker 4: definitely like a B side of a camp. Like it
Speaker 4: was like the people couldn't afford Stage Door or like
Speaker 4: couldn't quite hack it, and it was just like this.
Speaker 4: It was a longer name. It was called Chapel Hill
Speaker 4: Chauncey Hall Summer Theater School.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, a mouthful.
Speaker 1: Intense.
Speaker 4: So it's not as well known. I don't think it exists.
Speaker 2: I had one other. The only other audition I remember
Speaker 2: is Vanessa audition for something for our temple. You did
Speaker 2: a musical at our temple, Yeah, And I auditioned by
Speaker 2: trying to do Billy Joels. We didn't start the fire.
Speaker 2: I had that song memorized memory.
Speaker 1: Like listening to it and practicing it a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I went in there, and I like, even
Speaker 2: as a kid, I was young, I was probably twelve,
Speaker 2: Like I knew I blew it. Like I absolutely knew
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to get cast because I went in
Speaker 2: and instead of singing, I just kind of talked it.
Speaker 2: I was at door stay but a tedle vision, and
Speaker 2: I was just kind of talking like really fast all
Speaker 2: the fact. And I remember it was like these two
Speaker 2: moms or something, and they were like, wow, that's like
Speaker 2: a lot of educational information you memorized, like they were
Speaker 2: trying to be like complimentary, but like descending.
Speaker 4: That's like when someone telling you you look like you
Speaker 4: had fun up there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, do you remember what the play was?
Speaker 2: I don't remember what the play was. I know I
Speaker 2: didn't get cast in it. I never heard back from
Speaker 2: them again. Still waiting for the call. Yeah, I'm still
Speaker 2: waiting the call. You know.
Speaker 3: I want to say, I just want to say to
Speaker 3: anyone listening that if you want, this humiliation can follow
Speaker 3: your entire life.
Speaker 4: It's true. It's like this humiliation can all be yours.
Speaker 1: It never ends.
Speaker 3: If you choose this as a lifestyle, you'll just always
Speaker 3: be able to like put yourself in positions where you're.
Speaker 4: Just like please like me, but but I'm going to
Speaker 4: make it really hard for you.
Speaker 2: That's how I feel. Yeah, every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jonah, I'm so curious what you were auditioning for
Speaker 3: a temple. Did you ever audition for anything at your temple? Well,
Speaker 3: my parents we were in a temple. I grew up
Speaker 3: in Georgia and we went to a temple. And then
Speaker 3: famously my father they called him asking for like the
Speaker 3: yearly donation, and my Dad's like, yeah, okay, I'll give
Speaker 3: this amount, and they were like no, we wanted considerably more.
Speaker 3: And my father was like, well, I think we've come
Speaker 3: to an impasse rather quickly covers station.
Speaker 1: I think the same thing happened with that.
Speaker 2: No, the same thing didn't happen. Our dad said, we converted.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's Jonah. That's when the Jewish Federation called
Speaker 3: asking for money. He told them he converted.
Speaker 4: I'm sure they love that. No, we didn't have and
Speaker 4: my temple like again, there wasn't a lot of like
Speaker 4: arts in my temple, Like yeah, like you're not even
Speaker 4: gonna get like a production of Bientel in there, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean. Like it was just like I
Speaker 4: wish I would have been more inclined to go if
Speaker 4: there was like a you know, temple production of a
Speaker 4: chorus line or something like that. So no, we dropped
Speaker 4: out of It wasn't even about mits but nothing. My
Speaker 4: father was just like, we've spent enough, and if you
Speaker 4: don't think I've spent nothing, goodbye.
Speaker 3: I think I think something similar happened, but maybe just
Speaker 3: a few years later, where are like do an impass
Speaker 3: with our temple where it was like, actually, you know,
Speaker 3: our kids aren't doing much there anymore.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, she's going I have to like
Speaker 4: wake them up to go.
Speaker 2: They don't, Oh my god?
Speaker 3: And can you Also, I also cannot believe thinking back,
Speaker 3: how we would go like every Sunday like and I
Speaker 3: I mean, once I was there, it was sort of okay,
Speaker 3: but I getting up and going, I was like, this
Speaker 3: is hell.
Speaker 4: And also in Atlanta at the time, I think a
Speaker 4: lot more Jews have moved to the south. But at
Speaker 4: the time in the eighties, it wasn't so you had
Speaker 4: to drive like over the hill and over the riff
Speaker 4: through the woods, like it wasn't close in any way. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: like so it wasn't closed. We would have to like
Speaker 4: be and I remember we had to to go into
Speaker 4: the car with the Kuran skis and I wasn't thrilled
Speaker 4: about them, and it was like it was a lot
Speaker 4: for me. Yeah, so by the time they were just
Speaker 4: like no. And then we had nowhere to really go
Speaker 4: on like the high Holy Holidays or anything like that,
Speaker 4: so we would just stay home.
Speaker 1: That as a.
Speaker 4: Bonus, yeah, yeah, then you could just watch TV.
Speaker 3: We had a different experience because there were a lot
Speaker 3: of Jewish people where we in this you know, suburbs
Speaker 3: of Cleveland where we grew up.
Speaker 1: But huh, yeah, we would just go every Sunday and no.
Speaker 2: We didn't.
Speaker 4: We didn't. And then I I did start telling people
Speaker 4: I was half Jewish because I don't know why, I
Speaker 4: think because there weren't that many of us, and so
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm only half, so you can only
Speaker 4: half hate me. It's gonna be great. Oh wow, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Well I guess we're all doing great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, doing great now. Ye live through that adversity to
Speaker 2: kind of get get to where we are today.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: I like, I'd like to think that the parts that
Speaker 3: we got that didn't you know, they might not have
Speaker 3: been felt great at the time, but they challenged us
Speaker 3: to become our best selves.
Speaker 4: Well, this is how I feel. I feel like I
Speaker 4: had friends growing up that were much more talented than
Speaker 4: me in the sense that they were always getting you know,
Speaker 4: the great roles Reno Sweeney in Goes or you know
Speaker 4: violin Twelve Night, just really like spectacular actors, singers, dancers.
Speaker 4: But then once they hit New York or Los Angeles,
Speaker 4: they had so much rejection that it was shocking to.
Speaker 1: Them, right right, that's true.
Speaker 4: I was so used to it. I I was so
Speaker 4: comfortable with Danielle.
Speaker 1: I feel the exact same way.
Speaker 3: I really feel like the level of like me being
Speaker 3: the eel in the Little Mermaid or.
Speaker 4: That's a great part.
Speaker 1: I would have killed for that part. It was oversold
Speaker 1: as a comedy role.
Speaker 3: And then when me and and me and the other
Speaker 3: like the other girl who got it, I was like,
Speaker 3: this is like my partner here, and we were like.
Speaker 4: Work with God damn it.
Speaker 1: But it did.
Speaker 3: It really did set me up in a nice way
Speaker 3: where I was like, oh, I'm oh, this rejection, I'm
Speaker 3: used to this.
Speaker 1: This ain't nothing. Yeah, it hates really true nothing.
Speaker 4: I feel like all my friends better the cream of
Speaker 4: the crop. We're just like, I can't handle this. And
Speaker 4: now they're in like real estate or like mortgages, right, lawyers.
Speaker 4: And I'm still here as Elaine Stretch.
Speaker 1: Yes here, Yes, that's right.
Speaker 4: So I do think it's it's set me up in
Speaker 4: a great way to be like, oh that job, I
Speaker 4: wasn't even think about it anymore. Or you gonna tell
Speaker 4: me no, yes, guess what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care exactly. Let me think about it. Oh,
Speaker 1: that happens to me all the time.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't want me get in line. I think
Speaker 1: you're special. You're not. Everybody doesn't want that.
Speaker 4: Everybody hates me.
Speaker 1: Good luck, you're not original.
Speaker 4: Yeah, try again by.
Speaker 1: One of many. Well, we're going to take a quick commercial.
Speaker 4: Please, but you're gonna reject me. You want to kick
Speaker 4: out this podcast?
Speaker 3: Doubt It wouldn't be the first time, won't be the last. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll be right back with our friend Danielle Schneider. And
Speaker 3: we're back. And here we are back. So Casey, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I called you Casey.
Speaker 4: Everybody does. It's funny. Yes, people call me Casey. And
Speaker 4: then I also have a writing partner, Donna, and people
Speaker 4: constantly mix us again, and they're just like I just
Speaker 4: answered her name at the time because it's just like
Speaker 4: I don't even know who I am anymore.
Speaker 2: Only have partners to any of whatever it all goes again.
Speaker 1: You cannot hurt me, That's right. Same.
Speaker 3: So, Danielle, we asked you to bring in a topic today.
Speaker 3: The topic that you brought in was just fantastic. We
Speaker 3: Big Adventure. Now, why did you want to talk about this?
Speaker 4: That is a movie I saw as a kid that
Speaker 4: changed my world my worldview just it hit a spot
Speaker 4: where it tickled me so much. I thought it was
Speaker 4: so funny in every way because and it was smart
Speaker 4: and weird and lines that I still I just couldn't
Speaker 4: stop wat it was like on one summer on HBO
Speaker 4: because I didn't see it in the theater. It's not
Speaker 4: the type of thing that I think my parents would
Speaker 4: have taken me too. And I didn't know it was
Speaker 4: subversive in any way, you know what I mean, Like, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that was what's so great about Peewee is that and
Speaker 4: that voice is that it is also subversive and edgy
Speaker 4: and saying funny. You know, It's like it's not mainstream,
Speaker 4: it's it's it's for kids, but not for kids, you know,
Speaker 4: and the sense that I didn't get that, and so
Speaker 4: I feel like it was like making me smarter. It
Speaker 4: made my humor smarter. I was laughing at things that
Speaker 4: like were so odd and so smart, and like, I
Speaker 4: just have such a clear memories of moments like where
Speaker 4: he's with all the bikers and they're like, I say
Speaker 4: we do this to him. I say we do this
Speaker 4: to him, and then he's like.
Speaker 1: I say we let him go, like doesn't out of
Speaker 1: the side of his mouth.
Speaker 4: And I would find myself at like age thirteen, everybody
Speaker 4: like saying this, this, this, this, you know, like I
Speaker 4: say we do this, or we do this, and I
Speaker 4: would just be like, I say, we let him go,
Speaker 4: Like you know what I mean, just quote finding opportunities
Speaker 4: to quote that movie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, was so so such a gem to me, like
Speaker 5: so like it felt so good in anybody else that
Speaker 5: liked it too.
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, we spoke a special language together.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: So if you liked it, I knew that we were
Speaker 4: gonna be friends if we would if I quote it
Speaker 4: and they would laugh. That was like a secret language
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean, pee wee was so funny and
Speaker 5: but he was so full of emotion, and he was
Speaker 5: a child but had like these adult thoughts and I
Speaker 5: think I was at that perfect age.
Speaker 4: I probably saw it at thirteen or something, or maybe
Speaker 4: even younger. But just like just his relationship with the
Speaker 4: rich kid who like stole his bike, and you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, like and just how mean he was too,
Speaker 4: like just such a little snot and so mean. We
Speaker 4: would always just say like funny, hilarious, weird things, and
Speaker 4: the whole sort of cartoon world felt like a little scary,
Speaker 4: a little you know what I mean, Like when and
Speaker 4: large March, like it was a little dark. You know
Speaker 4: it was Tim It was Tim Burton, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean. Yeah, that felt that was the first time
Speaker 4: I think I'd seen anything Tim Burton.
Speaker 1: I think it was the first thing he ever directed
Speaker 1: or so yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that was a tract. Like there's something about
Speaker 4: the whole movie, the look, the feel, the humor, the acting,
Speaker 4: and just in the end when they changed his voice,
Speaker 4: for like when he does his one line and they're
Speaker 4: like calling mister Hermit. It's just like those moments. Well
Speaker 4: and then like him going into the pet store to
Speaker 4: get every single pet and then he has to get
Speaker 4: the snakes and he doesn't want to, and then he
Speaker 4: like goes and gets the snakes and like passes out
Speaker 4: with all this, like he keeps going in and looking
Speaker 4: at them and being like no, no, no, I can't
Speaker 4: get them, with then going and getting them at the
Speaker 4: end and like his oh it just I mean, I'm
Speaker 4: just I'm just saying moments, but they are also still
Speaker 4: so magical to me. And I haven't seen the movie
Speaker 4: in years, but like when he's like doing he calls
Speaker 4: all his friends and all his weird like ragtag group
Speaker 4: of like the BMX bikers and the people from the
Speaker 4: pet shop and like and like all these people gathered
Speaker 4: the weirdos that he gathers around for like this meeting
Speaker 4: of like where his bike is.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, you.
Speaker 4: Know, it flashes back and it's like exhibit cue and
Speaker 4: you just note that they've been there forever. Like it's
Speaker 4: just yeah, just I love that movie. And then it
Speaker 4: brought me to other things of that ilk. I think
Speaker 4: it was my entryway, my my drug into And then
Speaker 4: my favorite scene of all and the entire movie is
Speaker 4: jan Hooks and the Alamo, because again, there are no
Speaker 4: small roles when I say I had never seen her before.
Speaker 4: I didn't know her from SNL yet or anything like that.
Speaker 4: And she was just doing the tour and she had
Speaker 4: this like Texas X yes, and she was just like
Speaker 4: pedro In and Naz are very proud of their clay pot,
Speaker 4: like I don't know why, but it killed me.
Speaker 2: It killed me.
Speaker 3: We rewatch it because we knew that you had said
Speaker 3: that that is like your favorite moment and it is hilarious.
Speaker 3: She's so good and the way that she's sort of
Speaker 3: kind of ignoring Peewee, like the way that she like
Speaker 3: has no time for him, but is like also being
Speaker 3: like too sweet to everybody else has.
Speaker 4: When she's like can you say Adobe, Like I don't.
Speaker 3: She tells the them that they're her favorite group yet and.
Speaker 4: Let's just talk about like doing something with what I'm
Speaker 4: sure on the page. Was just like she's a tour
Speaker 4: guide and he just trusted her because I'm sure they
Speaker 4: were like friends from Groundlings or what, yes, And he
Speaker 4: was just like, oh, it's just like and she was
Speaker 4: and I saw that part and I was like I
Speaker 4: knew at that moment, I was like this is what
Speaker 4: I want to do with my life.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Like that.
Speaker 4: I like, that's when I got it. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I can do that. That five minute role less Yeah,
Speaker 4: that sticks out. And just like I was, I then
Speaker 4: had to watch everything she's doing and like it was
Speaker 4: just so specific. She was so specific in that tour
Speaker 4: guide scene.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Then were you a fan of Pee's Playhouse
Speaker 2: at this point? Did that come later?
Speaker 4: I think that came later. I think it came later
Speaker 4: for me because I think Peebe's big event sure came
Speaker 4: first because I was just.
Speaker 2: Like, what is this Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then pee Wee's big advance And I love Pewey's
Speaker 4: Playhouse and it was funny and subversive and stuff too,
Speaker 4: but Peewee's ADVENTU was a little darker, and I think.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: It's also funny that you say that when you saw
Speaker 3: Jane Hook's performance in that that made you that, that
Speaker 3: made you want to go sort of into comedy and
Speaker 3: do that kind of a thing. I in retrospect when
Speaker 3: I watch Wet Hot American Summer and I see Janine
Speaker 3: garoffalo I, a lot of the moves that she does
Speaker 3: I think are like I think that's a lot of
Speaker 3: the stuff that I do that I didn't even realize.
Speaker 3: But like when she's just so many of her moves,
Speaker 3: like when she's talking about putting moose in her hair
Speaker 3: and she doesn't understand if she means like a moose
Speaker 3: that's out in the wild or a moose, and the
Speaker 3: just so much of the ways that she talks, and
Speaker 3: she's sort of like she sort of second guesses a lot.
Speaker 1: Of her words.
Speaker 3: And then when she's doing the roll call and she
Speaker 3: starts to sort of make up the names, and like,
Speaker 3: I there's so many things she does in that movie
Speaker 3: that I'm like, oh my god, like that's this is
Speaker 3: like my favorite. But like her performance in that movie
Speaker 3: is so good, and I do think that, like a
Speaker 3: lot of the stuff that I do is very inspired
Speaker 3: by her in that specific movie.
Speaker 4: You know, oh yeah, like we take these people and
Speaker 4: we're like, that's inspirational to me.
Speaker 2: I want to be that.
Speaker 4: I'm going to adapt that and and you do make
Speaker 4: it your own, but it is, you know, it's like
Speaker 4: it's inspired us because I definitely was by Jan Hooks.
Speaker 4: Like I do think that like that is the basis
Speaker 4: for my comedy. You know what I mean like, and
Speaker 4: it's my version of it. It's with you know, it's
Speaker 4: with everything inside of you and your thoughts and your
Speaker 4: so she would people would never recognize that it's not
Speaker 4: it's inspiration of like this hits home.
Speaker 2: I feel this very deeply.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I love it very deeply, and I am
Speaker 4: It's in me already and I'm just like inspired by
Speaker 4: by yes. And I think she would be happy to know.
Speaker 4: I think so too into her and she would be
Speaker 4: jan hooks orryp the yes and also what you were saying.
Speaker 4: I think Jonah and I had what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: I know I had a lot with Tommy Boy, Like
Speaker 4: when my friends and I would talk to each other,
Speaker 4: like we would use phrases from Tommy Boy.
Speaker 1: We still do, actually, I don't know if you still like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we would.
Speaker 3: We would talk about I think our dad literally when
Speaker 3: he like drops something.
Speaker 1: Now, Johan, I don't know if you've noticed this.
Speaker 3: He'll say son of a like the way Chris Farley's
Speaker 3: said that, but not ironically, like it's just become part
Speaker 3: of his vocabulary when he's actually frustrated.
Speaker 2: I have noticed that. You know what's interesting is I
Speaker 2: was in a when I was in this band. We
Speaker 2: were touring about twenty years ago. We're touring in Europe.
Speaker 2: We had this promoter from Hamburg and me and one
Speaker 2: of the guys in our band, Craig. We're always quoting
Speaker 2: the movie The Cable Guy. We're like obsessed with The
Speaker 2: Cable Guy, so we're always quoting it. I remember this
Speaker 2: guy thought it was like like my ring tone was
Speaker 2: like a lot Jim Carrey from The Cable Guy.
Speaker 1: Like I was, oh, he went so deep. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And this promoter was sort of like he was a
Speaker 2: little older than us, and he was like, I don't
Speaker 2: He's like, this seems like a very American thing. He's like,
Speaker 2: I don't like people your age here, don't get so
Speaker 2: obsessed with something in this way. And they're talking like
Speaker 2: constantly quoting like he thought it was King.
Speaker 4: Is that American?
Speaker 2: I didn't hear.
Speaker 1: Were you.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true that was his perception,
Speaker 2: but I could sort of. I don't know. It almost
Speaker 2: feels like like not cultured or something.
Speaker 3: Were you at the age then when The Cable Guy
Speaker 3: had just come out, or was it something you were
Speaker 3: recalling from your childhood?
Speaker 2: I mean, I was probably like twenty five or something
Speaker 2: or twenty that's probably too old to be maybe as
Speaker 2: obsessed with I just like that.
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering it had been out for a while.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, is like I still do that
Speaker 3: with my friends because it's like from when we were,
Speaker 3: you know, thirteen or fourteen.
Speaker 4: But like sure we yeah, I do too, Like I
Speaker 4: still quote Clue Madeline conn and Clue, which was another
Speaker 4: movie on that journey of like my people logo flames
Speaker 4: right right, yeah, it's my face, like like I still can't.
Speaker 4: Like I was so inspired by these type of women
Speaker 4: I think and men in my life who were just
Speaker 4: so odd.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's we were.
Speaker 3: Also like that about Wayne's world, I think, and always
Speaker 3: Wayne's world. There was so much stuff we were quoting
Speaker 3: all the time and then and still sort of do.
Speaker 1: And then also I remember and now.
Speaker 3: When I watch if you if you watch, so I
Speaker 3: married an ex murderer. Now, oh god, I like the
Speaker 3: call me thing is from that. I think, like that's
Speaker 3: like Mike Myers like call me, Like, yeah, my friends
Speaker 3: and I used to do that so much, particularly my
Speaker 3: friend Steffie Ruin and I used to do that to
Speaker 3: each other all the time, and I think it's from
Speaker 3: that movie, and like I never knew exactly what. I
Speaker 3: knew it was Mike Myers, But anyway, I there's things
Speaker 3: like that where I'm like, oh, this phrase I fully
Speaker 3: took from this movie and was doing all the time
Speaker 3: with my friends and still do. And it's if you
Speaker 3: don't get it, you're like you get out of my face.
Speaker 4: I know that's my feels like if you don't get it,
Speaker 4: then you don't get me, and we can't be friends,
Speaker 4: we can't know each other. Also, kids in the hall
Speaker 4: became like that for me too, like my friends and
Speaker 4: I shouting down the hallway in high school, my girlfriend
Speaker 4: Arianne and I like we were such weirdos and people,
Speaker 4: what are you doing? I just shout after her my
Speaker 4: pen through the hallways and people like what's happening? And
Speaker 4: then Bruce McCullough does that weird kid character that's like,
Speaker 4: you know, that's so odd and weird, And he would
Speaker 4: always say to someone like, how much you think my
Speaker 4: headways like it just Matt and I, my husband, Matt,
Speaker 4: and I still say that to like when we see
Speaker 4: like a kid that's just like super funny and weird
Speaker 4: around and my daughter can be this way too, and
Speaker 4: just we'll just turn to each other and be like
Speaker 4: how much do you think my headways?
Speaker 2: And it's just the secret language. Did you two ever
Speaker 2: get into like action movies when you were kids, because
Speaker 2: I was like very into those, but I felt like
Speaker 2: there were all these like one liners that were not
Speaker 2: really easy, like you'd blow up like a bank and
Speaker 2: be like like, I guess to drive the teller's clothes either,
Speaker 2: I can't think of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying.
Speaker 4: I don't think so I think that that was like
Speaker 4: not in mynd. I was too busy watching like weird
Speaker 4: and like my dad was like a real like cinophile,
Speaker 4: so like I remember it like like six he rented
Speaker 4: me like the French Connection and he was like the
Speaker 4: driving sne You're just like six. Can I watch like
Speaker 4: one hundred one daminations? Like like he was always like
Speaker 4: I remember he rented me Flash Dance because he thought
Speaker 4: the dancing was fantastic and I was so inappropriate.
Speaker 3: I know, inappropriate, but I was obsessed with that mostly
Speaker 3: just the ending where she goes to audition for the
Speaker 3: New York ballet or whatever.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, and they're all like tapping their feet at
Speaker 4: the end. But I will say about action movies now
Speaker 4: as an adult, I will go into one, and I'm
Speaker 4: not so into an action movie. But if there's like
Speaker 4: one line, like there'll be someone with one line, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's funny that. I'm sure, Vanessa, you've done this in
Speaker 4: action movies. There's no way you haven't.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you think my career is not
Speaker 1: that good.
Speaker 4: I think it is. You're an Emmy nominee, Like what
Speaker 4: are you talking anyway?
Speaker 1: But you are.
Speaker 4: You're amazing. So but I remember watching this awful movie.
Speaker 4: I forget what it was called. Oh is that one
Speaker 4: with like Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts, like you know
Speaker 4: where he's like a cab driver.
Speaker 2: She's It sounds like the kind of movie I would
Speaker 2: have seen.
Speaker 4: Yes, it was like an action like Conspiracy Theory that
Speaker 4: was okay, okay, so it was like action Mel Gibson
Speaker 4: before we all knew how Ani Semitik you was racist
Speaker 4: and all that stuff, and Julia Roberts and the movie
Speaker 4: was horrible. I thought, like, I'm not interested. I'm probably
Speaker 4: with you know a guy I'm dating or something, and
Speaker 4: I'm just watching this terrible thing. But then there was
Speaker 4: this one scene where this security guard he had been
Speaker 4: in the museum the day before and then he comes
Speaker 4: back the next day and this guy is one line, okay, one,
Speaker 4: but he just goes. He looks like you see me,
Speaker 4: He's like, there used.
Speaker 1: To be things here. I was like, that's that's wrong.
Speaker 1: I want that role.
Speaker 4: Like it was such a funny, weird line. I should
Speaker 4: look back, like who is this actor?
Speaker 1: I hope?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was so delivered and hard to do.
Speaker 4: Wonderful again, I'm sure he got paid sagment.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, I mean if you can come in
Speaker 3: deliver that. Like we were saying, there are no there
Speaker 3: are no small roles, right, they're just okay, what's the phrase,
Speaker 3: there are no small no small roles, just small actors,
Speaker 3: right right, right, right, Joan. I don't think this is
Speaker 3: exactly what you were talking about, because I know you,
Speaker 3: Joni used to watch a lot of in addition to
Speaker 3: as Farley movies like Steven Segall movies, John Claudeban damn
Speaker 3: stuff like that now, and so there's a lot of
Speaker 3: lines like that, and those I recently completed and by recently,
Speaker 3: I mean last week completed this all seven seasons of
Speaker 3: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Speaker 1: Should I watch that? Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 4: Shears just swearing.
Speaker 1: It's so good. It's so good.
Speaker 3: But she Buffy does a thing like that, like before
Speaker 3: she's gonna kill a vampire, she'll be like, she'll be
Speaker 3: like nice shoes not or whatever. That's not that's not
Speaker 3: that's when I made up. But it's like a lot
Speaker 3: of stuff like that where he'll be like, I'm going
Speaker 3: to kill you and she'll be like, I'd rather I
Speaker 3: kill you.
Speaker 1: Okay, those are really bad examples, and I get what
Speaker 1: you those are good.
Speaker 2: I can them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And Jonah, do you have any favorites or any
Speaker 3: that you would quote from those movies?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like that's all those movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I liked in that movie Stone Cold with Brian Bosworth,
Speaker 2: which I rewatched recently.
Speaker 4: Who's Brian Bosworth And is he related to Low Bosworth
Speaker 4: of the Hills, because that's a Bosworth.
Speaker 2: I know. Brian Bosworth was like this like eighties football
Speaker 2: player for the Seattle Seahawks, but he was this kind
Speaker 2: of like rocker guy, like he was really into guns
Speaker 2: and roses. He had this kind of mullet. He did
Speaker 2: all these remember all those right Guard commercials.
Speaker 4: And now I have to google him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's this seems like your dream person.
Speaker 3: I know we've talked about him a little before, but
Speaker 3: he was into Combs and Rose.
Speaker 1: It like it sounds like.
Speaker 2: Bosworth, Brian, Brian Bosworth Ryan or the bos You can
Speaker 2: just look him up as a bos.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well he came up right away.
Speaker 1: I have no who know.
Speaker 2: So he was this big athlete and he was cast
Speaker 2: in this action movie because I feel there's more of
Speaker 2: that kind of crossover. Yep, that's him. That's an era,
Speaker 2: that's a stone Builder era. Okay, okay. And so he
Speaker 2: plays this cop who's like suspended because he's like he's
Speaker 2: like breaks all the rules, but he goes undercover to
Speaker 2: infiltrate the Spiker gang who's selling anyway. It's a long story,
Speaker 2: but there's this opening scene where he's suspended, but these
Speaker 2: guys come and rob a grocery store and he basically
Speaker 2: is just their shopping, but then ends up beating up
Speaker 2: all the bad guys and then like the police chief
Speaker 2: comes up to him, he's like, what are you doing here?
Speaker 2: You're supposed to be suspended and he's just like clean
Speaker 2: up on Aisle nine.
Speaker 4: That's perfect because that's always my favorite part of Lawn Order. Yeah,
Speaker 4: when Jerry Orbach rip who I love. I love Jerry
Speaker 4: Orbach and show has him in the same sense, but
Speaker 4: like at the beginning, you know, they'd be in the
Speaker 4: subway station. Some woman was like pushed onto the rails
Speaker 4: and then he's like, looks like she caught a train.
Speaker 2: You know, Yes, yeah, I had a lot of those
Speaker 2: kind of yeah felt Not.
Speaker 4: Everyone can deliver them. You have your Jerry or Bach,
Speaker 4: you have your Iced Tea, but you know I can't
Speaker 4: like Marisco is.
Speaker 2: Not going to give us that line, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry to dear reil Us, but have you
Speaker 3: noticed that Iced Tea and Vivica Fox are currently in
Speaker 3: these commercials for car shield No, okay, in these commercials
Speaker 3: for car shield, and they're kind of like Law and
Speaker 3: Order ripoffs where they're like another one gets charged too
Speaker 3: much money for damage to their car and they're like
Speaker 3: they should have gotten car shield.
Speaker 6: They're like, Vanessa, I think you need another podcast or
Speaker 6: you just talk about commercials.
Speaker 4: I think I haven't seen a commercial in fifteen years
Speaker 4: watches our commercials.
Speaker 2: Because you watch them.
Speaker 1: What channel I watch?
Speaker 3: This is this is the trick to seeing commercials. You
Speaker 3: have to watch General Hospital.
Speaker 4: My sister still watches it. I used to be so
Speaker 4: into General Hospitals as a child. When I say that,
Speaker 4: that was like my childhood show, Like I should not
Speaker 4: I should have been watching Barney and I was watching.
Speaker 3: You could watch it now and you would It moves
Speaker 3: so slowly now and you'd be like caught up.
Speaker 1: Really, Oh I get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's truly thirty years probably fifty the same cast
Speaker 3: as when you watched it as a child.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you twice now in LA I have seen
Speaker 4: two General Hospital members that have blown me like where
Speaker 4: I was like the childhood me.
Speaker 1: Was literally like oh yeah.
Speaker 4: Screaming, do you remember? And I don't know if he's
Speaker 4: still on the show. You should tell me Scotty from General.
Speaker 1: Scotti is back. Scotty's back. Oh Scotty's been on for years?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh my god him in a write aid and
Speaker 4: I almost lost my mind. Like in the Valley, Okay.
Speaker 3: We had this woman Eden McCoy on the podcast. Who
Speaker 3: is I think she's like twenty years old and we
Speaker 3: had her on and she's a newer cast member, but yeah,
Speaker 3: I ran into her on the street and made like
Speaker 3: such a scene.
Speaker 4: It like was well I used to write on It's
Speaker 4: Always Sunny in Philadelphia and the woman who directed one
Speaker 4: of my episodes, and I saw her on set, what
Speaker 4: played a little Kimberly McCullough. I want to say she
Speaker 4: played Robert Scorpio's daughter.
Speaker 2: We're going back.
Speaker 1: Do you mean she played Robin? Yes, that's like, wait, Danielle,
Speaker 1: that's like General Hospital Royalty.
Speaker 3: I know Vanessa, I know she David Stone who had HIV. Yes,
Speaker 3: Robin is a huge character. You know, Robin's not on
Speaker 3: the show anymore. But guess who is her mom?
Speaker 1: Anna Debane.
Speaker 3: Yes, she's on, and guess who she's Guess who's still
Speaker 3: on too? Robert Scorpio's still.
Speaker 2: Are they a hundred?
Speaker 3: They they look so good. It's incredible how attractive they are.
Speaker 3: And then you look at them when they were like
Speaker 3: in their twenties and thirties, and you're like, oh, these
Speaker 3: are the most attractive people on earth.
Speaker 1: Like they just they're all still on the show. I'm doing.
Speaker 4: I can't believe they're all still on again. I was
Speaker 4: a child watching them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now I am.
Speaker 4: Fully middle aged.
Speaker 3: Lauraarah's back, Laura, look, Laura's on it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's before my time. But they were,
Speaker 4: of course royalty. Sonny's still there, Sonny, I remember. It's
Speaker 4: really it's quite quite shocking. That's why I saw another
Speaker 4: person I saw on the wild at a core power
Speaker 4: yoga class, and I didn't know what to do with myself.
Speaker 4: I was walking in, he was walking out. But Jack Wagner,
Speaker 4: otherwise known as Frisco Frisco Jones.
Speaker 1: My god, he's huge. I feel like he went on.
Speaker 4: To do a lot of others he went on to do,
Speaker 4: like Melrose Place, like yes, so he is like so royalty,
Speaker 4: but I knew him from when he was just a
Speaker 4: rookie cop back in Port Charles Well.
Speaker 1: Also, Jonah, did you know that?
Speaker 3: Who's the musician who was like kind of got his
Speaker 3: start at Springfield?
Speaker 1: Rick Springfield.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna know all of these.
Speaker 1: And sometimes Rick Springfield comes back for the nurses.
Speaker 4: He played Blackie.
Speaker 3: I don't remember. I think was his name, Rick spring
Speaker 3: I don't remember. I feel like his name was, but
Speaker 3: he but he was and he was in hot competition
Speaker 3: with Ned for a lot of love interests and Ned
Speaker 3: who used to be a musician named Eddie Maine. Anyway
Speaker 3: the point, and recently he lost his memory and he
Speaker 3: became Eddie Maine again for like a few months.
Speaker 4: I love that the plots never changed and neither do
Speaker 4: the players.
Speaker 3: Just we talked about when we talked about General Hospital
Speaker 3: once on this podcast, Jonah was really shocked to learn
Speaker 3: about all the supernatural stuff that happens on.
Speaker 4: I think that's before well, there was a gohot.
Speaker 3: There was a weather machine, remember on General Hospital in
Speaker 3: the early day.
Speaker 2: I'm not remembering that, but I just talked about they
Speaker 2: talked about so casually. Oh yeah, and then there's this
Speaker 2: machine it controls the weather and.
Speaker 1: People die and come back.
Speaker 3: To life like like well, dying come back.
Speaker 4: All the time. But it's not explained for me sci
Speaker 4: fi wise, it's always explained like with like they were
Speaker 4: in a coma, they were off and like you're just
Speaker 4: supposed to believe it, Like it's just like it's not literal,
Speaker 4: like you can't you can't dig too deep right right
Speaker 4: right right, or it won't make sense. But for me,
Speaker 4: but there was murder mysteries. I remember there was the
Speaker 4: Laurelton murders, and that was like.
Speaker 3: Oh, there's always a there's always a murder going on,
Speaker 3: there's always a medical and the other thing that. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stop because I could go on about this forever.
Speaker 3: But the point is if you watched it now, you
Speaker 3: would see these car shield commercials, and the commercials are
Speaker 3: really they're they're they're doing always one liners in them.
Speaker 3: They're treating they're treating people not buying car shield, which
Speaker 3: I guess is a certain kind of like it's adjacent
Speaker 3: to car insurance. Okay, people not adjacent because it's not
Speaker 3: car insurance, right then it's like extra protection. It's like
Speaker 3: an umbrella policy. I think it's some kind of an umbrella.
Speaker 3: I honestly don't know exactly what it is, but.
Speaker 2: I do know these commercials do a great job.
Speaker 3: They treat it like not only an SVUKS or law
Speaker 3: and order case, but also they give those one liners
Speaker 3: like about people not getting carshield, like they'll be like, well,
Speaker 3: I guess they well, I guess they won't be driving
Speaker 3: off in style or whatever. You know.
Speaker 4: I mean, he can nail them, can Vivica lam Those jokes?
Speaker 3: I think Vivica actually does a really good job. I
Speaker 3: mean it's shocking because you're like, oh my god, Vivica.
Speaker 3: You know, you're like, oh, so excited to see her,
Speaker 3: and then she's like with him and they're talking about
Speaker 3: Carshield and you're like, guess what.
Speaker 1: Good for them? They're probably making a lot of money.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm happy, happy for them. I'm glad that they
Speaker 4: nail those auditions. I wouldn't have landed it.
Speaker 1: I bet they're both offer only right, I would hope.
Speaker 4: I remember one time seeing Marla Gibbs at a commercial
Speaker 4: audition and being very upset, like, why are we not
Speaker 4: treating her like fucking royalty? Why is she at this
Speaker 4: Audiit like I wanted to like storm the room and
Speaker 4: be like, yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Either give it to mar victims or this is don't
Speaker 3: make me come in here.
Speaker 4: That's what I was furious. I was like, this is
Speaker 4: Marla fucking Gibbs put respect on her goddamn name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, curious.
Speaker 3: Now me, on the other hand, I'm reading for the
Speaker 3: role of lady who dropped her bag.
Speaker 4: Guess what, That's how I always remember. I will remember it.
Speaker 4: You're in those roles that people remember.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's right.
Speaker 4: Don't be down on yourself because I remember your roles.
Speaker 4: You're hilarious in train Wreck, yeah, oh my god, and
Speaker 4: in Barbin Star you're fucking brilliant.
Speaker 1: How did when did this turn into that?
Speaker 4: Danielle's saying, you have those parts, these are the parts
Speaker 4: that make the movie that book Club. Oh Jesus, it's
Speaker 4: the funniest movie on the plan.
Speaker 1: I get.
Speaker 4: That's a movie that like Phewey's big adventure for me
Speaker 4: to bring it back around, yeah, it's like if you
Speaker 4: like that movie, we can be friends.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, brilliant, funny, odd, perfect and a million quotable
Speaker 4: lines like just I love it so much.
Speaker 1: Barb, are you talking about Bourbon Star? Yes, you're talking
Speaker 1: about the movie book Club, And I.
Speaker 4: Was saying the book Club in No, but you're in
Speaker 4: the book Club in Barns Star.
Speaker 2: I'm so.
Speaker 1: I realized it as you were saying it. For a second,
Speaker 1: I was like, are you in book Club too?
Speaker 4: I seen it. It's like matchire. I'm saying you're in
Speaker 4: book Club and you're just like, yeah, I am huh. No,
Speaker 4: Barbin Star is another kind of movie, like yeah, like
Speaker 4: so weird, it's so smart, it's so funny, it's so
Speaker 4: well acted. I love everyone in it. Everyone's at the
Speaker 4: top of their game. I could watch it over and
Speaker 4: over again. I could quote it for years. Like I
Speaker 4: can't wait to show it to Sydney. I feel like
Speaker 4: she might be lad enough to like get it. She
Speaker 4: I've showed her like Peewee and all that. I've also
Speaker 4: showed her like Naked Gun and stuff like, yeah, she's
Speaker 4: like getting the humor and stuff. But Barbon Star is
Speaker 4: one of those movies that's on that list of like
Speaker 4: things I want to show her because it's so fucking funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I was so excited that I got to
Speaker 3: be part of it. It was it's so there. I
Speaker 3: feel like a truly silly movie like that, where everyone's
Speaker 3: just doing like their best work.
Speaker 1: It was, well, why don't you.
Speaker 2: Have that as much anymore?
Speaker 1: I know you're not making silly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, like Chris Barley movies. Those movies were
Speaker 4: so I know, fucking silly, And I do think they
Speaker 4: do it a little bit like Adam Sandler gets to
Speaker 4: do it on Netflix, Like yes, like a like something
Speaker 4: so silly, but that used to be mainstream, like that
Speaker 4: used to be huge.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like it exists in the same way
Speaker 1: that it used to.
Speaker 4: Know And those are my like silly, big, silly movies
Speaker 4: where I care about the I care about the characters,
Speaker 4: not like I don't care about them.
Speaker 2: Yeah I do.
Speaker 4: I care deeply about these silly characters. Yeah, don't want
Speaker 4: anything bad to happen to them. But I feel like,
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's just like studio notes of like,
Speaker 4: but why is this doesn't make sense? Or like, you know,
Speaker 4: it's like it's funny, like isn't that enough anymore?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's also probably they feel like there's less because
Speaker 3: there's so much other stuff now too. You know, it's
Speaker 3: like there's so many choices, like, uh, it's not a movie,
Speaker 3: but Michael Love is Blind, et cetera.
Speaker 4: Well, Love is Blind is hilarious. I go on, and
Speaker 4: some really quotable moments. This I was just I wouldn't
Speaker 4: give pre prep is one thing that was so funny
Speaker 4: to me. This girl is having a serious talk with
Speaker 4: the guy her fiance who she met we could go
Speaker 4: and when you talked about the woman's body of there
Speaker 4: that made me feel really uncomfy. The word uncomfy and
Speaker 4: like such a like you know what I mean, that's
Speaker 4: really funny. That's like nothing funnier to me, right, classic,
Speaker 4: So you know, it's just those are the weird, small
Speaker 4: funny moments that I will always find in a movie,
Speaker 4: in a show, in the character, Like, those are the
Speaker 4: things I'm just attracted to immediately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that catch my eye.
Speaker 4: And I think I did as a kid too, you know,
Speaker 4: like it was like that's so weird. I love it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like that's so strange. I love it, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean? And I don't know if all kids are
Speaker 4: into the small weird thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah that Yeah, definitely. I was the same. Yeah, love it?
Speaker 1: So are you Jonah?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sorry, same, so is I.
Speaker 3: Well we're going to take a quick commercial break, but
Speaker 3: we'll be right back with Danielle Schnider.
Speaker 2: And we're back.
Speaker 3: Hi now, Danielle, are you ready to play a pretty
Speaker 3: fun game with us?
Speaker 2: Always? But I'm scared too.
Speaker 3: I'm scared, but I'm excited me too. Okay, this game
Speaker 3: is called Jonah. Do you want to introduce it?
Speaker 1: Because you named it and this is a very Jonah name.
Speaker 2: Sure, it's called Congratulations. You baked yourself Congratulations you Baked yourself.
Speaker 2: We had another game here called Congratulations You played Yourself,
Speaker 2: and this is a culinary version. Oh okay, So we
Speaker 2: found an article, I believe in Southern Living about dishes
Speaker 2: that are making a comeback in twenty twenty four. We
Speaker 2: have until they fleshed out the rules of this game,
Speaker 2: but we're gonna We're gonna talk about three different dishes
Speaker 2: that they profile that they think are coming back, and
Speaker 2: then we can each pick the one we're most excited about,
Speaker 2: which would be the dish that has baked itself.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, hence the name Congratulations you Baked Yourself?
Speaker 2: Right right? Love it now.
Speaker 1: Some of these might be sort of familiar.
Speaker 4: There is a South.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can't wait. I can kick us off
Speaker 2: the first Daniel. Are you familiar with pineapple castle role?
Speaker 4: Is it like a pineapple upside down cake? Or no?
Speaker 2: It's a cast role. It's uh. This is again Southern Living.
Speaker 2: If any region has perfected there of castle roll making,
Speaker 2: it's the South. Yes, there's a castle role for every occasion.
Speaker 2: While the pineapple castle is a little more obscure. It
Speaker 2: has canned pineapple chunks, cheddar cheese, and crispy ritz crack
Speaker 2: or crust, and it says the unique flavors are enough
Speaker 2: to impress even the choosiest casserole connoisseur. It only has
Speaker 2: six ingredients, canned pineapple, sugar, flour, cheddar cheese, butter, and
Speaker 2: those ritz crackers. And it can be a dessert or
Speaker 2: a side dish. And yeah, it's a casserole made out
Speaker 2: of those things. What do you think about this, Danielle,
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: My instinct was to combine cheese and pineapple sort of
Speaker 4: made my head spin for a second. Sure, then I
Speaker 4: remembered my favorite restaurant, the Melting Pot, as my favorite
Speaker 4: restaurant of all time. Melting Pot does have a section,
Speaker 4: you know, in the cheese section they'll have you dip
Speaker 4: like apples into like a gray air. And so now
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, okay, I could maybe do this.
Speaker 1: I think I might like it.
Speaker 4: I like the salty in the sweet you get the
Speaker 4: ritz crackers. Yeah, I'm not mad, I'm okay.
Speaker 3: Now, an apple like this has cheddar cheese and an
Speaker 3: apple and cheddar cheese sounds great to me.
Speaker 1: Pineapple ball.
Speaker 2: Little more tangy.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to wrap my head around it.
Speaker 4: I think of pineapple pizza. People like pineapple on their pizza.
Speaker 4: That's such a good point, So I don't think it's
Speaker 4: At first I was shocked, but then I came around.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, so it's a maybe that's amazing.
Speaker 2: It's so maybe. I was kind of on board till
Speaker 2: I read the first comment, which just threw me off.
Speaker 2: It says made this Christmas and it was devoured. Next
Speaker 2: time we'll use tidbits. May add diced ham goes great
Speaker 2: with shrimp, by the way, shrimp, shrimp, very by shrimp.
Speaker 1: I don't want to let that person affect your decision. Jonah.
Speaker 2: Now I'm only picturing it with like a side shrimp cocktail,
Speaker 2: and it's that's rough for me.
Speaker 4: The mini said shrimp, I can't now I'm off.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's also it's not the only thing on this list
Speaker 3: that they say can be a side dish or dessert.
Speaker 3: And that's such a weird thing to say about any
Speaker 3: kind of Yeah, you can say.
Speaker 2: That about really any food.
Speaker 4: Right, Well, I think of a side dishes like accoly y.
Speaker 1: Being a little more savory.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, cheese and the shrimp make it safe. I
Speaker 2: think it's I like pineapple, like I like pineapple and pizza,
Speaker 2: like you know, that kind of pineapple cheese combo. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I think it could be okay. I think
Speaker 2: I would try like two bites and probably be like,
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to me, it does.
Speaker 4: It doesn't feel like Christmas without shrimp and pineapple cheese.
Speaker 2: Vanessa, what do you think about this one?
Speaker 1: Well, Okay, here's what I want to say.
Speaker 3: If you let's pretend you didn't have pineapple in it,
Speaker 3: it would just be sugar flour cheddar cheese, butter and
Speaker 3: ritz crackers.
Speaker 1: And honestly, that.
Speaker 4: Sounds sounds I could get that right now.
Speaker 1: That's that's I'm gonna go make it in my kitchen.
Speaker 4: App that's dinner anyway.
Speaker 3: So it's almost like taking like a sort of a
Speaker 3: sweet biscuit and putting pineapple in it. I'm not totally
Speaker 3: opposed to this now, Okay, when you start talking about
Speaker 3: putting it was shrimp.
Speaker 2: That's where we all jump of.
Speaker 3: That's where I start to kind of turn away. But sure,
Speaker 3: I think in its in its purest form of just
Speaker 3: the main six ingredients, I think I'm I think, I'm
Speaker 3: I'm interested. I want to hear what the other dishes
Speaker 3: are before I decide which one to say itself, but.
Speaker 2: I want to read what just really quick? One more
Speaker 2: review from the top. This one has three stars and
Speaker 2: says I can't rate this recipe yet. I'd love to
Speaker 2: try it, but I'm lactose intolerant. Can it be made
Speaker 2: without the cheese and still be a big hit?
Speaker 4: People really tell their life story in the comments. I
Speaker 4: wild I get the New York Times cooking app because sometimes.
Speaker 3: I'll pay for it, Joan and I'm gonna steal yours.
Speaker 4: I get it's what I'll buy that in games everything else,
Speaker 4: No fucking I won't pay for games.
Speaker 1: I won't pay for recipes.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm giving them twenty bucks a month just
Speaker 3: to have a subscription.
Speaker 1: I don't want.
Speaker 4: I don't need the subscription. I get games. I can recipe,
Speaker 4: but it's a different way to go. That's smart, Like,
Speaker 4: what do I really need? I get the headlines. I
Speaker 4: get that, you know right here in the morning.
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 4: But people really tell their life story. I mean I
Speaker 4: have found out I have really found out some things
Speaker 4: about people in the common section of the New York
Speaker 4: Times recipes.
Speaker 2: I feel while every conversation is like I substituted this,
Speaker 2: and then like someone else being like, none of you.
Speaker 2: You didn't make the recipe, you made it totally different recipe,
Speaker 2: and now you're complaining about the recipe.
Speaker 3: Get it made people get really mad and people I
Speaker 3: find I've on Instagram, I get a lot of recipes
Speaker 3: and I've said the son here before. I get very
Speaker 3: targeted for cottage cheese recipes because I I like cottage
Speaker 3: cheese a lot too.
Speaker 1: I love I love it. I love it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love it in eggs. I started putting in my eggs.
Speaker 3: But it's like I now get sent every cottae cheese
Speaker 3: recipe and people will be like people will be like,
Speaker 3: give us the recipe, and it's like it's in the
Speaker 3: it's it's in the description. People just don't know how
Speaker 3: to like that's the right thing.
Speaker 2: I go to a lot of free websites for recipes,
Speaker 2: and I am always surprised how complaining people can be
Speaker 2: for something.
Speaker 4: The worst it's like it's free, Yeah, I don't I
Speaker 4: made this and I hated it.
Speaker 2: That was terrible. It's like okay, well you look on
Speaker 2: the internet for four seconds like, yeah.
Speaker 4: Why do you need to tell me that? Yeah, Like
Speaker 4: I hate this and what you gave me for free.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't totally totally people get mad, But.
Speaker 2: Do you want to get into this next dish?
Speaker 3: I'd like to get into this next dish that I
Speaker 3: wonder if what people's comments are in this. This is
Speaker 3: called tomato aspect. Not sure if you're familiar. Oh, I
Speaker 3: know aspect you know? Okay, So once upon a time,
Speaker 3: tomato aspects were the brilliant The person who writes this
Speaker 3: gets a little where the brilliant red center pieces of
Speaker 3: luncheon buffets. They were peppered with pimento stuffed olives or
Speaker 3: crisp bits of celery, chilled and ring shaped molds turned
Speaker 3: out on to lettuce line trays, and filled with the
Speaker 3: whole signature blend of chicken or shrimp salad. Okay, so
Speaker 3: an aspec it seems like it's sort of a tomato now, Danielle.
Speaker 3: It sounds like, you know, better than we do, a
Speaker 3: sort of a tomato gelatin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, aspic is a very when I think of the
Speaker 4: aspect I even think of like before, it's yes, it's southern,
Speaker 4: but it's also like something like oh mummy, like in
Speaker 4: like little women, you know what I mean? Like yeah,
Speaker 4: so like old fashion before we knew like there's better
Speaker 4: food out there.
Speaker 1: Like so it's just like, oh, mummy, is.
Speaker 4: The aspect ready for Christmas? Like it's so old fashioned
Speaker 4: and weird and like gelatine but like yeah, it's almost
Speaker 4: like a savory gelatin. It's so gross. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: if you see it, it's gross. It's gelatin.
Speaker 1: It's gelatin that has.
Speaker 4: Like tomentose in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, on per.
Speaker 3: Onion, Worcester sauce, celery seeds.
Speaker 4: Like I could see my dad being like this is good,
Speaker 4: Like my dad will just sit in front of the
Speaker 4: TV and like scoop like a felta fish out of
Speaker 4: a jew.
Speaker 1: I know, I think our dad would actually like this,
Speaker 1: if I'm being.
Speaker 4: So, I feel like my dad would be into it.
Speaker 4: But to me, it feels like a delicacy like in
Speaker 4: the eighteen hundreds when they were like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 4: food preservation wasn't where it is now, And like.
Speaker 1: What I don't think I would love is aspect.
Speaker 4: I say no to this.
Speaker 3: Yeah don't know. Yeah what about you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I like, you know, I can deal with jello molds.
Speaker 2: You know our grammar.
Speaker 1: You're a big jello person.
Speaker 4: Jelly I like jello. I'm a jello girl.
Speaker 1: Am I doing too?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Both of our grandmothers, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like ate a piece of jello once and then
Speaker 2: for like the rest of my life.
Speaker 4: You're a jello guy.
Speaker 2: We're like Jonah loves jello like it's so it's so cute.
Speaker 2: But also our grandma Marge. Once I asked for like
Speaker 2: a glass of orange juice, and then every time I
Speaker 2: went over there for the next like thirty years, you
Speaker 2: would be like, Jonah got orange juice. I know you
Speaker 2: have orange juice.
Speaker 4: My dad would do that for me. I would be
Speaker 4: like I would want this cereal at the market. I
Speaker 4: would be like I would love some cheerios, and then
Speaker 4: every week he just get me cheerios and it was
Speaker 4: just like, like too much, and I was like, Dad,
Speaker 4: I want a different cereal this week. So then he'd
Speaker 4: come home with like rice Krispies and cheerios. It's just
Speaker 4: never and I was like, I can't say anything I
Speaker 4: like around you, or like if my daughter likes something,
Speaker 4: then my dad's just like constant and it's like dad
Speaker 4: and then he's always like hawd she like it?
Speaker 2: Did she like it? Did she want that?
Speaker 4: Did she like it again and it's like, this is
Speaker 4: too much pressure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot, It's a lot, but yeah, big
Speaker 2: misconception that I love jello, but I do like it.
Speaker 4: I've heard from everybody that you are a jello But.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jonah, do you want to read this last?
Speaker 2: Sure, I'll get into your last, the last one. This
Speaker 2: is chicken spaghetti castrole.
Speaker 4: I'm already a part of this, and yes, it's already
Speaker 4: a thumbs up.
Speaker 2: It's a discomforting castro can transport you back to the
Speaker 2: days when Mama was cooking in the kitchen. Stick to
Speaker 2: your bones castroles or a Southern cook cooking staple. And
Speaker 2: this chicken spaghetti castrole is no exception. Featuring melty cheese,
Speaker 2: creamy soup, and hardy chicken pasta. It's a perfect meal
Speaker 2: to serve to a hungry crowd. Soup, yeah, basically beating
Speaker 2: soup featuring soup. It says you got chicken spaghetti, onion,
Speaker 2: bell pepper, celery dice, tomatoes, creama mushroom soup. This is
Speaker 2: what gives it. It's creamy, decad in texture, shredded cheese
Speaker 2: and some seasonings amazingly conserved as a side dish. Or
Speaker 2: as an entrail.
Speaker 1: This is not a side dish.
Speaker 4: This has every dish in it.
Speaker 2: I guess this is a one dish dinner. Or you
Speaker 2: can add other stuff. Okay, but okay, fair enough. I
Speaker 2: don't want to misrepresent something living. But then there's instructions
Speaker 2: on how to freeze it. So, Daniel, what do you
Speaker 2: think about this spaghetti chicken spaghetti.
Speaker 1: Gi Yes, I would say number one, Yes, give it
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 4: Is it diarrhea du joor like? Is it just like
Speaker 4: everything in it? Bell peppers, cheese, onions, creama mushroom soup?
Speaker 4: Is it just a recipe for Yes? These are all truths,
Speaker 4: but worth it going down like this is the richest thing.
Speaker 4: You aren't going to be able to eat for three
Speaker 4: weeks after you've had two bites. But man, are you
Speaker 4: going to be excited to eat it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean well, it says undershredded cheese. It says we
Speaker 3: like to use cheddar, but you could also use a
Speaker 3: combination of cheddar in velveta vel or monterey Jack for
Speaker 3: more heat. I'm going, uh, I'm going I don't know what.
Speaker 3: I don't know what this joke is that I was
Speaker 3: going to say, But it's along the same lines of
Speaker 3: what you were saying, Daniel, I'm saying. I'm saying, don't
Speaker 3: tell my toilet. You know, I'm making this something. It
Speaker 3: just feels intense.
Speaker 4: It's it's a lot coming at.
Speaker 1: You feel and.
Speaker 3: I don't totally it calls for a whole chicken, and
Speaker 3: then it just feels like a lot to me. I'm
Speaker 3: not not interested in it. I just it feels almost
Speaker 3: as if you took every every dish from a plate
Speaker 3: and turned it into one casserole.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's called the kitchen sink. Like it's just like
Speaker 4: like it's everything in your fridge. If you have a
Speaker 4: whole chicken in there, I'm just dump it in. But
Speaker 4: I'm not mad. I'm not mad at it either. It's
Speaker 4: just a lot, Jonah, where do you fall.
Speaker 2: There's some controversy in the top it in the comments
Speaker 2: on this one. Oh boy, here's the one. I think
Speaker 2: some people were maybe criticizing the calorie count of this
Speaker 2: because it says you need toak about them in spite
Speaker 2: of all the picky trying to stay skinny. Karen's commenting
Speaker 2: on how much a cup of cheese should be. This
Speaker 2: recipe is divine made it for the first time and
Speaker 2: it flew off the table. Will adjust a recipe to
Speaker 2: make more next time so I can freeze the leftovers.
Speaker 4: Sad is fighting words fighting.
Speaker 1: Words in the comments.
Speaker 4: What do you think, Jonah?
Speaker 2: Though, I guess they're mad because someone's saying one cup
Speaker 2: of cheese is not four ounces, Like people are debating
Speaker 2: how much cheese is in an ounce.
Speaker 4: What does that have to do with calories? That's just
Speaker 4: like measurements.
Speaker 3: Right, And also why are we It feels like the
Speaker 3: calorie count of this should be irrelevant because.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're if this is your dish, this is
Speaker 4: your cheese, this is your cheese three weeks, yeah, you
Speaker 4: can't eat again. This has every calorie ever in it,
Speaker 4: and you just have to be okay with that.
Speaker 2: I think it sounds the best to me too. I
Speaker 2: think I would probably try this, especially if you, like
Speaker 2: I was really hungry and there's nothing else around, okay, And.
Speaker 4: I guess if you're a diet lover, you'd go for
Speaker 4: the ritz.
Speaker 2: Crackers, right right right?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, so let's officially get everyone's take between pineapple casserole,
Speaker 3: Tomato Aspect, and chicken spaghetti Castrole Danielle, which would you choose.
Speaker 4: I definitely choose chicken spaghetti castrole, and I think I
Speaker 4: would pay for it, but I'm willing to pay a
Speaker 4: lot heavy.
Speaker 6: Okay, know what about you? You're saying the same. I'm
Speaker 6: gonna have chicken spaetti casserole as well. I think, yeah,
Speaker 6: it sounds doesn't sound bad. And I like all those
Speaker 6: three things. Why can't they be together? Yeah, exactly, Vanessa?
Speaker 6: What about you?
Speaker 1: I'm going with pineapple casserole.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: I love cheddar cheese. I love ritz crack, cheddar or velvet.
Speaker 1: And that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3: You can use you can use all these things.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 4: You could put the pineapple castle into the chicken spaghetti
Speaker 4: castle and you wouldn't like, you wouldn't even notice.
Speaker 3: In my mind, the pineapple casserole. And I could be
Speaker 3: misguided here. It's almost like a casserole. That's but the
Speaker 3: flavor of each piece is sort of like a savory scone,
Speaker 3: which I love.
Speaker 1: I love scones.
Speaker 2: So it's the last time you had a ritz cracker, Vanessa?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. I mean, I really like them.
Speaker 3: Whenever I don't there, I'm not going to bring it up.
Speaker 3: I brought it up on here before everyone next like
Speaker 3: I'm insane. I also, in chemistry class for extra credit,
Speaker 3: brought in a ritz Cracker apple pie. Blank stares from
Speaker 3: both of you, you know, on the back of a
Speaker 3: ritz cracker box.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they still do this. They show
Speaker 1: your recipe where you use.
Speaker 3: It's a chemistry experiment where you use certain you add
Speaker 3: certain things, and there's like a chemical reaction that makes
Speaker 3: this pie smell, look and taste like apple pie, even
Speaker 3: though there's no apple in it. It's basically just ritz
Speaker 3: crackers with a few other chemicals and like ingredients in it,
Speaker 3: but no apple. Everyone, whenever I tell this story, everyone
Speaker 3: thinks I'm insane.
Speaker 1: And then I made it up like I had to
Speaker 1: dream about it, and I'm just repeating it now.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna look at I gotta google, but you.
Speaker 1: Have to look it up.
Speaker 3: It's a real thing. And ritz crackers in that way
Speaker 3: are incredible.
Speaker 2: Wow, who knew? Now? It all makes it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think I have a little bit of
Speaker 3: a ritz mock apple pie. Wow, yeah, ritz mock apple pie.
Speaker 3: Everyone can look at it.
Speaker 4: You'll wake up feeling better the next morning than Jonah
Speaker 4: and I will I will say, like, we're gonna be
Speaker 4: in bed with like a.
Speaker 1: Well not if I add shrimp.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you do add shrimp, you're in for trouble.
Speaker 4: You can add shrimp though. I like that you can
Speaker 4: that it's an option that they want everybody to know.
Speaker 3: Well, I think you can probably add you can dream
Speaker 3: shrimp to a chicken spaghetti cast role too, because it
Speaker 3: looks like you can throw anything in there.
Speaker 4: You could throw it's really you could throw anything. They're
Speaker 4: like rack a lamb into.
Speaker 3: The that that cream of mushroom soup kind of turns
Speaker 3: it all into one flavor.
Speaker 4: But it's like you can and it's like and and
Speaker 4: a whole and a whole soup.
Speaker 1: What soup?
Speaker 2: This this ritz apple pot mock apple pie. The comments
Speaker 2: are so funny. People are like, where are the apples
Speaker 2: and they're like, there aren't any. That's why it's called mock.
Speaker 2: People can't figure.
Speaker 4: People are gonna be so angry people.
Speaker 3: But also I highly recommend you both try making one
Speaker 3: because I'm.
Speaker 4: Experiment with with my daughter Sidney.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great science experience and experiment and I
Speaker 3: feel like I remember our dad saying it's the best
Speaker 3: apple pies ever.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna have to get confirmation on that.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We find that very hard to police.
Speaker 4: Well, your dad, the man who you think enjoys aspic, Yeah,
Speaker 4: he definitely liked that.
Speaker 2: Oh, my dad would definitely be an aspic.
Speaker 3: Well, it looks like Chicken Spaghetti castrole baked itself, so
Speaker 3: that's very fun. Congratulations, congratulations to Chicken Spaghetti castrole. Now, Danielle,
Speaker 3: where can people find you? This is we're finishing up
Speaker 3: here and had such a nice time with you. But
Speaker 3: where can people find your work? I know one place
Speaker 3: where I find your work. Twice a week i'd.
Speaker 4: Say, well, I have a podcast called Bitch Sash. But
Speaker 4: we also have like a bunch of podcasts in a
Speaker 4: whole kind of world now called Casey and Danielle's Garbage
Speaker 4: World dot com. And you can go there. It's a
Speaker 4: great place to find all your sort of like trash
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