Speaker 1: What's up with you?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?
Speaker 3: It's the line good by, just call.
Speaker 1: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 1: It works like this.
Speaker 4: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the
Speaker 4: club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 5: I party, I think that you owe me money. Oh
Speaker 5: why because I'm living in my heart and I'm not
Speaker 5: paid rent. I thought for sure he'd say pants instead
Speaker 5: of a part.
Speaker 4: Whatever you do, resist to tell him that was the
Speaker 4: worst pickup line you've heard in the last decade. Instead,
Speaker 4: tell him that just like Brooks uncle, he is smooth
Speaker 4: with his words and soft with his touch.
Speaker 1: And that's when you give him the number, the loser line.
Speaker 4: So hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail that we
Speaker 4: could play on the air. Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, we met the other day and I just
Speaker 6: wanted to leave a message and welcome me into town again.
Speaker 6: You don't really see women is quite as exotic looking
Speaker 6: as you around this place, and I thought you might
Speaker 6: be found a little homesick, you know, for Hawaii. So
Speaker 6: I thought i'd give you a little taste at home.
Speaker 6: Melee khaliki macha is this thing just stay on a
Speaker 6: bride Hawaiian Christmas Day. That island greeting that we send
Speaker 6: to you from the land where palm trees sway. I
Speaker 6: hope they gave you a little taste at home. Call
Speaker 6: me and we'll kill a pig together. Maybe I'll layah mahallow.
Speaker 4: These are the people that need to be banned from
Speaker 4: the islands forever. Yeah, man's just like he's a culture murderer. Yes,
Speaker 4: it was already bad, all the stereotypes, but then the scene.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, if you're going to do it, at
Speaker 7: least be a good singer.
Speaker 1: Coming from us. That's really mad.
Speaker 7: Yeah, next message, I'm calling to work out a very
Speaker 7: special let's call it an arrangement with you.
Speaker 8: My boyfriend says, I'm silly, but a boyfriend. My boyfriend
Speaker 8: says that a girl like me should never be seen
Speaker 8: in the same car for more than three months, which
Speaker 8: at first I thought was like silly, but it kind
Speaker 8: of makes perfect sense because I mean, I mean, it's
Speaker 8: it's like re wearing an outfit kind of, you know.
Speaker 8: So basically, I want your BMW and I know you
Speaker 8: said you didn't want to sell it. But I think
Speaker 8: you can agree. Everything has a price and I'm worth
Speaker 8: this and just don't keep me waiting. This lexus I'm
Speaker 8: in will start making me look bad if I'm in
Speaker 8: it one more week, because now that's in my head
Speaker 8: and I'm just like that. That is embarrassing, Like people
Speaker 8: are going to be wondering why I'm still in the
Speaker 8: same car. Next message, Oh.
Speaker 1: Man, this is why Alexis crashes her car.
Speaker 6: Style.
Speaker 1: Yeah there you good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just because she's wearing the same gray sweater that
Speaker 6: only one of.
Speaker 3: The closing the car.
Speaker 4: Speaking of cars, though, make sure you drive on over
Speaker 4: to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page because we got
Speaker 4: so much content on there. Second date reactions, what's on
Speaker 4: your mind? Clips, and your favorite loser line of the week.
Speaker 1: Every single I can't can't wait till the show fails
Speaker 1: and you're doing used car sales. I think you've got
Speaker 1: a talent for it.
Speaker 4: And by the way, while you're on there, Alexis only
Speaker 4: responds to the thirsty guy comments. Now back to the
Speaker 4: loser line.
Speaker 3: Hey Vanessa, it's me from Instagram. Hey listen, I was
Speaker 3: super shocked to get your number in my DM so
Speaker 3: fast when I'm acted to you.
Speaker 2: I didn't expect you to be.
Speaker 3: So aggressive like that, but I mean, I'm so here
Speaker 3: for it. Okay. So I saw on your bio that
Speaker 3: I guess you're in the top four percent of only fans,
Speaker 3: and that is really impressive. I mean, I'm not surprised
Speaker 3: because you're hot as hell, but we we have something
Speaker 3: in common. Actually, I was in the top eight percent
Speaker 3: of Call of Duty players last year. I mean, I'm
Speaker 3: not trying to brag, but it's true. I did that.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Not this year though, because man, I don't know these
Speaker 3: these new maps, and like these new kids that are
Speaker 3: playing now, I feel like they're all hacking and cheating
Speaker 3: and stuff. I mean, what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 3: They've all got aim boxed installed and I can't compete
Speaker 3: with that. Of course they're going to have a better
Speaker 3: score than me. It's getting ridiculous. It's I don't know anyway.
Speaker 3: The point is that I've got really good thumbiye coordination
Speaker 3: if you follow my meaning, No.
Speaker 4: Why does everything sound weird when you add if you
Speaker 4: know what I mean at the very end?
Speaker 7: And why is it a hand eye coordination? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is your language. I'm an expert
Speaker 1: in that man's world.
Speaker 4: He's like a celebrity in the gaming room.
Speaker 2: Hey, Sandy, I just wanted to thank you for taking
Speaker 2: talking to me about my throat. I still can't seem
Speaker 2: to talk. It means a lot coming from a karaoke
Speaker 2: pro like you that uses her voice a lot. You
Speaker 2: told me to call you, so here I am taking
Speaker 2: her advice. I got a cup with a teaspoon of
Speaker 2: honey and sugar, and I've boiled some water. You sit
Speaker 2: to drink it as hard as I can take it.
Speaker 2: So here it goes, Oh god, that's hot. Oh oh,
Speaker 2: why would you do that to me? Wait?
Speaker 8: Oh wait, wait.
Speaker 2: I'm actually talking. Oh cool.
Speaker 4: It worked a great The guy who doesn't realize that
Speaker 4: boiling water.
Speaker 5: Is going to be hot, but it worked, probably because
Speaker 5: he was concentrating more on the blisters that were four.
Speaker 1: Ye come back to him a minute later. See how
Speaker 1: he feels about it next time. Many of us lose
Speaker 1: our voices. We know exactly what to do boiling hot water.
Speaker 1: TikTok jack. You try it first.
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Speaker 4: sure you subscribe to the brook and Jeffery YouTube channel.
Speaker 1: You can listen to every Loser line.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do a phone tap right after this freaking
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning