Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast. You already did
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Speaker 2: Congratulations, Now just pray the Wi Fi sticks.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Somebody throw a tarp down around Brook because we've got
Speaker 1: some hot and fresh food news. Oh god, you need
Speaker 1: to tart the whole studio now.
Speaker 4: Very excited.
Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. But who's making
Speaker 1: headlines once again today none other than our favorite cookie
Speaker 1: company Oreos. Oh, they just announced their latest flavorcolate.
Speaker 5: There's so many flavors now, how could they possibly even
Speaker 5: have a new one to talk about? They literally take
Speaker 5: up half of an aisle at the grocery right now.
Speaker 1: Before I say what it is, can I just ask
Speaker 1: that you try to stifle your moans as much as
Speaker 1: possible once come out with it.
Speaker 4: I am definitely also not making that problem.
Speaker 1: Because they're coming out with Oreo dirt cake. You know,
Speaker 1: dirt cake.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like pudding with Oreos.
Speaker 1: And crushed up Oreos layers of chocolate pudding. It's that
Speaker 1: classic summertime treat we all used to have as kids.
Speaker 1: So a lot of people, you know, they serve them
Speaker 1: in flower pots. With the gummy worms on top to
Speaker 1: Meka really feel like you're eating dirt, but now they're
Speaker 1: reimagining them in Oreo forms.
Speaker 5: So I'm curious, like how we're getting the gummy worms
Speaker 5: involved here because they're on.
Speaker 4: It, says the gummy worm inspired sprinkles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they put little like colorful sprinkles that are supposed
Speaker 1: to kind of look like gummy worms on top of
Speaker 1: each Oreo cookie.
Speaker 6: Okay, so they're.
Speaker 1: Not gummy worms, but we got the picture of it
Speaker 1: up on the Brook and Jeffrey insta stories if you
Speaker 1: want to drool onto your phone for a second. And
Speaker 1: they're only going to be available for a limited time,
Speaker 1: so you got to grab one before Brook buys the
Speaker 1: Oreo factory and hoards it all to whooting, looks so
Speaker 1: good in the picture.
Speaker 4: The package just makes me want to eat dirt cake,
Speaker 4: So go check.
Speaker 1: It out the Brook and Jeffrey instant Stories. Now we're
Speaker 1: gonna move on and get into the shot color question
Speaker 1: of the day with something even tastier than a bowl
Speaker 1: full of dirt cake, our own digital Jake Dirt.
Speaker 7: For the last couple of days, scientists have been baffled
Speaker 7: by the unlikely bouts of raw genius being put on
Speaker 7: display by none other than our own Alexis fuller because
Speaker 7: not only did she dominate at justin Bieber Trivia last week,
Speaker 7: she also showed a deep and intensive knowledge of the
Speaker 7: rapper jaw rule, even though she's never heard of any
Speaker 7: of his songs or seen.
Speaker 6: Any of his movies, just.
Speaker 1: Primal feeling of jaw rule.
Speaker 7: And so is it all Beginner's luck or is she
Speaker 7: the gen Z spray Tan version of slum Dog Millionaire.
Speaker 1: They need to make that movie.
Speaker 8: We're gonna find out today as we put her farm
Speaker 8: knowledge to the test her old pig day, and I'm gonna.
Speaker 7: Be quizzing you on those mud loving swine in a
Speaker 7: special non kosher edition of.
Speaker 6: Plenty of twenty.
Speaker 7: Now we've played this past couple of days, each of
Speaker 7: you will get a chance to say a number between
Speaker 7: one and twenty, and I'll give you the corresponding pig
Speaker 7: trivia for it. Get it right and you're safe. Get
Speaker 7: it wrong and you're in jeopardy of being shocked, and
Speaker 7: of course no silver save Let's start with the defending champion,
Speaker 7: Alexis I need a number one through twenty.
Speaker 4: Too much pressure, Jake, okay, counting.
Speaker 9: To twenty.
Speaker 1: Number nine.
Speaker 7: The smallest breed of pig is called the mini mioleino.
Speaker 7: How many pounds is a mini mioleino at full maturity?
Speaker 7: And if you get within five pounds, I'll tell.
Speaker 9: You you're right.
Speaker 7: You're talking about it fully mature mini miollino?
Speaker 4: How many pounds?
Speaker 10: Like the size of a baby that'd be so cute,
Speaker 10: like a or a baby, like a new more baby.
Speaker 4: Like ten pounds or under?
Speaker 5: And you better not be having a ten pound baby.
Speaker 4: I mean, people do it, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Speaker 10: I want to say ten be right.
Speaker 4: So many it's breaking records. I'm gonna say five pounds.
Speaker 7: Alexa said five pounds.
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 7: Incorrect. The streak is over a full maturity. A mini
Speaker 7: miolino is around twenty pounds. Pig ticup pigs start very small,
Speaker 7: they don't end up very small.
Speaker 1: So is the smallest breed. I see some tiny piggies
Speaker 1: on TikTok.
Speaker 7: All right, we found Alexis's weakness her tryp tonite pig size.
Speaker 7: Next up is brook brook a number one through twenty.
Speaker 4: Please, I feel really built for this question.
Speaker 7: Hogstrong.
Speaker 4: There used to be a restaurant in my town called
Speaker 4: the hoggin Jog. That's kind of cool, so I'm gonna go.
Speaker 5: I was maybe eight when I like to go to
Speaker 5: the hoggin Jog. So give me eight, okay.
Speaker 4: Number eight?
Speaker 6: Brook.
Speaker 7: Pigs and humans share a similar anatomy, and pigs considered
Speaker 7: the best potential non human organ donors YEP. Last year,
Speaker 7: a fifty seven year old patient received what organ from
Speaker 7: a pig?
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Is it someone in your family,
Speaker 1: Brook that received it? I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you want the backstory of why
Speaker 5: I feel like I know this or not. But my
Speaker 5: brother in law nicknamed one of my ex boyfriend's pig Heart,
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna go with show me pig heart.
Speaker 6: Jake Heart is correct, Brook.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 7: They don't live very long, but they're doing lots of
Speaker 7: studies to try and make a full time pig heart.
Speaker 7: You work for arteries, brought hog knowledge top of the class.
Speaker 7: Jose Europe. Now nervous, O say number one through twenty.
Speaker 1: Please, I'm gonna go with four.
Speaker 7: Question number four. A survey recently ranked the most famous
Speaker 7: pigs in the history of TV or movies. Which pig
Speaker 7: made number.
Speaker 6: One on the last one I can think of.
Speaker 2: There's a movie star, Babe is the first one that
Speaker 2: came to see. But then I think a porky pig.
Speaker 2: Now I can't more than.
Speaker 6: I'm not thinking.
Speaker 4: It's the more modern pig Miss Piggy. Yea, not even
Speaker 4: more modern than that. That's even Peppa. Oh, there you go.
Speaker 2: Babe was so iconic. But yeah, she's just been around
Speaker 2: for so long. I gotta go, Miss Piggy.
Speaker 1: Jose went with Miss Piggy.
Speaker 7: That is number three. The top five. Number one was
Speaker 7: Peppa Pig, the most famous, Number two was Porky Pig.
Speaker 7: Miss Piggy was number three, number four was the Three
Speaker 7: Little Pigs, and number five was Wilbur from Charlotte's Web.
Speaker 7: So Babe was there to make the top five. Josea's out.
Speaker 7: Alexis is out.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey.
Speaker 7: You gotta get this right to stay in brook from
Speaker 7: her hog Trophy.
Speaker 4: Number I was born for this. Give me another question.
Speaker 1: Give me a number one through twenty please, I'll think two.
Speaker 7: Number two, Jeffrey. What martial art is Miss Piggy trained in?
Speaker 1: Is karate too simple of an answer? Is it more
Speaker 1: particular than that? Like krav maga, Yeah, or is it?
Speaker 1: Do you think that he named it something like pig centric.
Speaker 4: Like Jim Henson did, like pig jitsu.
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh what if it's what if it's kung fu pork?
Speaker 6: That sounds like.
Speaker 1: That would be funny.
Speaker 4: Do you feel like you're overthinking it though?
Speaker 1: I think Jim Henson has higher standards and is more
Speaker 1: creative than that. I'm going with kung fu pork. Jeffery's
Speaker 1: going with kung fu pork.
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 7: Miss Piggy is trained in karate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good work. Jim Henson fail there, So.
Speaker 5: Brook, that means you've won twenty Was there any question
Speaker 5: that that was gonna happen?
Speaker 1: That was surprises? So Brook gets to choose who gets shocked,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna be singing Dance the Night by Dua Lipa.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think I mean a Lexis let us all down?
Speaker 5: She did she jeff med out the whole term, but
Speaker 5: at least it was clever.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, watch me dance, dance on my face,
Speaker 4: Watch me dance.
Speaker 1: That's your shock collar question of the.
Speaker 3: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. The studies have shown
Speaker 1: that our sense of smell imprints onto our long term
Speaker 1: memory more strongly than anything else.
Speaker 5: Really, I smell things and it like takes me straight
Speaker 5: back to childhood.
Speaker 1: It's wild exactly. That's why, long after I'm done with
Speaker 1: this job, whenever I catch a whiff of month old
Speaker 1: sardines tossed and vinagrette, I'm immediately gonna think of Brooks.
Speaker 1: But the reason I bring it up is because video
Speaker 1: gamers everywhere are excited for something called game scent.
Speaker 4: Oh is this like whoa?
Speaker 1: It's a newly launched device using AI that releases smells
Speaker 1: during video game play. Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: It's like the movie theaters that do it that will
Speaker 5: like let out sense when you're watching the totally.
Speaker 1: So when you're playing Call of Duty, it's gonna smell
Speaker 1: like you're in an active war zone.
Speaker 12: I think of like zombie games are gonna smell like corpses.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, why would you want to smell a video game.
Speaker 4: There's not.
Speaker 1: Mario Kart Rainbow Road that would smell so good.
Speaker 4: It's the only one.
Speaker 5: It would still be like cherries with burnt rubber, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean, Like banana.
Speaker 6: Like rotten bananas, bananas.
Speaker 1: I don't know you're selling me more and more. Game
Speaker 1: Scent is gonna use scent cartridges to unlease smells that
Speaker 1: include gunfire, explosions, forests, clean air, rainstorms, and racing carts
Speaker 1: like clean air well trapped inside playing a video game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the clean air one is meant to clear out the
Speaker 1: aromas released during your previous gaming sessions. And those are
Speaker 1: just the initial things you're gonna smell. There's more on
Speaker 1: the way that are going to include the smell of
Speaker 1: sports arena, ocean, fresh cut grass, and human blood does
Speaker 1: have a smell. No proof that the game scent will
Speaker 1: make you a better gamer, but it could make your
Speaker 1: video game depths more realistic and fun.
Speaker 5: If that's just what we need, more people not realizing
Speaker 5: what's reality nights.
Speaker 1: I love that. Go check it out on our inst
Speaker 1: stories at Brooke and Jeffrey. We're gonna do laser stories
Speaker 1: with the smell of lasers coming out right after this.
Speaker 1: It's the radio segment who's trying to get a piece
Speaker 1: of that hair growth money and found a niche. No
Speaker 1: one's doing nose hair transplants. His slogan, if your nostrils
Speaker 1: bear put some hair up there. Soon you'll be sporting
Speaker 1: a flowing Maine thanks to Laser Story, the segment where
Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other
Speaker 1: smell junkies just don't this first Lazer Stories out of
Speaker 1: New Mexico. LaVita Mitchell isn't just a high school teacher.
Speaker 1: She's a really cool high school teacher.
Speaker 6: Cool teacher is in a lot.
Speaker 1: Of trouble after she let her students duel with real swords.
Speaker 1: No way, yeah, not too long ago. She brought in
Speaker 1: Japanese katana style swords to class, and then she had
Speaker 1: the students rearranged their desks to form a ring in
Speaker 1: the center of the room.
Speaker 5: Oh, these are always those things where there's so many
Speaker 5: steps where you could.
Speaker 1: Have said, someone could have been.
Speaker 4: This isn't a good idea.
Speaker 1: We're gonna keep going with this. A pair of kids
Speaker 1: were then allowed to square off with the swords with
Speaker 1: not a lot of rules right dark. In fact, not
Speaker 1: too long after they started, one of the girls dueling
Speaker 1: was struck across her right forearm, wrist, and hand and
Speaker 1: blood gushed everywhere.
Speaker 4: Never really hurt. Did you do like fake swords. There's
Speaker 4: so many different options.
Speaker 1: Then what's the consequence? Then, yeah, there has to be
Speaker 1: some stakes. Missus Mitchell reportedly screamed, I'm in trouble and
Speaker 1: order the students to delete any videos they had immediately
Speaker 1: while the.
Speaker 4: While the girls were sitting there bleeding. That's why she's
Speaker 4: worried about.
Speaker 1: The priorities broke and things got worse when she didn't
Speaker 1: immediately call nine one one. Instead, she sent her down
Speaker 1: the hall to the school nurse.
Speaker 4: Oh, they always fixed everything, And.
Speaker 1: Thirty minutes later the student was taken to the emergency room.
Speaker 12: Oh man, they was gonna make national dudes. Yeah, they
Speaker 12: were like anything we could do with the hospital.
Speaker 5: Better cancel that Western duel we had with the pistols
Speaker 5: for later in the day.
Speaker 1: If you're wondering how swords fit into a chemistry class.
Speaker 4: It's a great question.
Speaker 1: The assistant princip described the incident as a quote lesson
Speaker 1: on metal and melding. When the student accidentally cut the
Speaker 1: other student with it, a teacher, missus Mitchell was fired,
Speaker 1: and not surprisingly, there is a pending lawsuit.
Speaker 5: Day chemistry class is already the most dangerous.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine his next Lea. The story is out
Speaker 1: of Port Saint Lucy, Florida. Forty one year old Duke
Speaker 1: Tacker was at a strip club last weekend.
Speaker 4: Of course, Duke Tacker was the strip.
Speaker 1: Club was called Body.
Speaker 4: Talk, Piece of Body.
Speaker 1: Even though he was enjoying himself, he wasn't tipping the strippers,
Speaker 1: so they confronted him about it.
Speaker 5: Do you go as a group of strippers together to tako?
Speaker 4: I don't know, it comes over.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is, he was bragging about how much
Speaker 1: money he makes. He didn't want to tip. He told
Speaker 1: them that there weren't any signs up stating that it
Speaker 1: was mandatory. On one of the women who works there
Speaker 1: picked up a stack of cash and slapped him upside.
Speaker 4: The head with better than a stiletto. He looked out.
Speaker 1: That's that stripper was twenty eight year old Victoria Jones,
Speaker 1: And after that happened, the guy called the cops on her.
Speaker 4: What there is no way the cops are going to
Speaker 4: side with him.
Speaker 1: Well, police interviewed Victoria and she said Duke had been
Speaker 1: insulting the strippers and claimed that she just tossed the
Speaker 1: cash at him in a non aggressive manner.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, but curate.
Speaker 1: Foe showed her hitting him with the cash while also
Speaker 1: striking him with an open hand. Actually, so she is
Speaker 1: now facing charges for misdemeanor battery with stripper catches.
Speaker 4: Let's cover her.
Speaker 1: Bail careful because you might get it called for assault
Speaker 1: for throwing the ones at.
Speaker 6: Jeff.
Speaker 1: This next laser stories out of Living it up Headquarters.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: For some reason, the rapper jah Rule has been making
Speaker 1: his way onto conversations on this show lately.
Speaker 4: He has been a hot topic here and.
Speaker 1: He will not go away. And I say that because
Speaker 1: his former business partner, Billy McFarland, the guy behind the
Speaker 1: Fire Festival, he announced yesterday the sequel is getting even
Speaker 1: closer to happening. That's right, Billy says. The pre sales
Speaker 1: have already made one hundred and ten million dollars and
Speaker 1: care everybody is.
Speaker 5: I would believe anything that man says. I'm sure he's
Speaker 5: made that much money.
Speaker 1: The ticket price has started at twenty five hundred dollars
Speaker 1: a piece, with the highest access level ticket costing more
Speaker 1: than a million. Are you actually performing?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 1: He didn't say how many tickets sold though, only that
Speaker 1: the next time we'd hear from him, it'll be after
Speaker 1: his business partners make their official Fire Festival two announcement.
Speaker 1: I want to go this is going to be lit.
Speaker 1: I promise you said.
Speaker 4: You are making me believe that they actually have sold
Speaker 4: that many tickets.
Speaker 1: The festival will supposedly be going down this December in
Speaker 1: the Caribbean, which just happens to be at the very
Speaker 1: end of hurricane season. Oh boy, Jaw is going to
Speaker 1: be performing himself, because if he is, I can promise
Speaker 1: you this little morning radio show will be broadcasting live
Speaker 1: from Fire Festival to Brooke. Get your camping tent ready
Speaker 1: so we get all.
Speaker 4: Like some lunchables in the shelter.
Speaker 1: This next the stories out of the world of words.
Speaker 1: The site word tips just put out a comprehensive report
Speaker 1: on regional slang throughout the US.
Speaker 5: Why do I feel like you're a member of the
Speaker 5: site the word Tip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the most fascinating things that they found about slang.
Speaker 1: Our most loved slang word overall comes from Texas. It's caniption,
Speaker 1: which is a fit of rage or a tantrum. I
Speaker 1: don't hear that fit.
Speaker 4: It's fun word to say it is fun.
Speaker 1: I think that's what they're talking about. It's not like
Speaker 1: the most used.
Speaker 4: We just like to say it.
Speaker 6: Makes sense.
Speaker 1: Second place goes to the word in a Boston area
Speaker 1: accent wicked.
Speaker 4: Wick wicked wicked.
Speaker 1: America's most hated slang term is from the Midwest. It's slashy,
Speaker 1: which is a hybrid bar slash liquor store establishment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, slashy, go.
Speaker 1: Ahead to the slash, followed by the Denver area term
Speaker 1: Colorado kool aid, which is slang for cools.
Speaker 4: Yeah, tastes the Rockies.
Speaker 1: And our favorite slang from New York is cringe. From California,
Speaker 1: it's out of pocket.
Speaker 4: It's not hella.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which out of pocket you say when someone has
Speaker 1: crossed the line out of pocket? The worst from California
Speaker 1: is clutch. That's so clutch, And from Texas it's clod hopper.
Speaker 1: That's an insult for someone who's clumsy or on culture.
Speaker 1: Or it could be slang for a heavy shoe.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's a hoppers on today, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: This guy can only dream of getting clod hopped by
Speaker 1: a heavy shoe that's on his Christmas wishless Thanks Santa A.
Speaker 1: Soundings Lazy Stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 1: We'll do it again the same time on Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I never thought of this till recently, but my job
Speaker 1: here feels a lot like a reality TV show casting producer.
Speaker 4: Oh really, I could probably see that.
Speaker 1: After every weekend, I go through all of our voicemails,
Speaker 1: or as I like to call them, audition tapes, just
Speaker 1: like on Love Island or milf manor I'm looking for
Speaker 1: three traits to put on our show for the next segment.
Speaker 1: Number one polite and respectful, okay. Number two not in
Speaker 1: it for just the.
Speaker 4: Money, okay, we don't have any money.
Speaker 1: And number three saving themselves for marriage.
Speaker 5: Have you found one yet, because I don't know that
Speaker 5: you were going to find one, not a one.
Speaker 1: Didn't find a single one that the criteria. We just
Speaker 1: got a bunch of stage five clingers and drunks slurring
Speaker 1: through their adult braces. There you go, So you know what.
Speaker 1: It didn't go the way I wanted. And in honor
Speaker 1: of Brooks hero Bill, O'Reilly.
Speaker 6: Do it, I'll write it and we'll.
Speaker 1: Do it a lot forget another train. Recognition of the
Speaker 1: loser line is coming.
Speaker 13: Up with you.
Speaker 9: Is this the right number?
Speaker 3: It's the line goodby, just call me back.
Speaker 1: If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works
Speaker 1: like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're out
Speaker 1: at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 1: I party, I think that you own me money because
Speaker 1: living in my heart and I'm not paid rent.
Speaker 4: I thought for sure he'd say pants instead of.
Speaker 1: Part whatever you did. Resist to tell him that was
Speaker 1: the worst pickup line you've heard in the last decade. Instead,
Speaker 1: tell him that just like Brooks uncle, he is smooth
Speaker 1: with his words and soft with his touch. And that's
Speaker 1: when you get the number of the loser lines. Hopefully
Speaker 1: he leaves you an awkward voicemail that we could play
Speaker 1: on the air. Voicemails like this one. Hey, Kaya, it's sweaty.
Speaker 14: We met the other day and I just wanted to
Speaker 14: leave a message and welcome you into town again. You
Speaker 14: don't really see women is quite as exotic looking as
Speaker 14: you around this place, and I thought you might be
Speaker 14: found a little homesick, you know, for Hawaii, So I
Speaker 14: thought i'd give you a little taste at home.
Speaker 11: Melee.
Speaker 9: Khaliki Maka is this thing.
Speaker 15: To day on of Bridewaiian Christmas Day that Island greeting
Speaker 15: that we send to you from the land where palm
Speaker 15: trees sway.
Speaker 14: I hope they gave you a little taste at home.
Speaker 14: Call me and we'll kill a pig together.
Speaker 3: Maybe lay it mahollow.
Speaker 1: Next message, These are the people that need to be
Speaker 1: banned from the islands forever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, just like he's a culture murderer. It was
Speaker 5: already bad, all the stereotypes, but then the scene.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, if you're going to do it, at least
Speaker 5: be a good singer coming from us.
Speaker 1: That's really bad.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Next message, I'm calling to work out a very special
Speaker 11: let's call it an arrangement with you. My boyfriend says,
Speaker 11: silly a boyfriend. My boyfriend says that a girl like
Speaker 11: me should never be seen in the same car for
Speaker 11: more than three months, which at first I thought was
Speaker 11: like silly, but it kind of makes perfect sense because I.
Speaker 17: Mean, I mean, it's it's like re wearing an outfit
Speaker 17: kind of, you know. So basically, I want your BMW
Speaker 17: and I know you said you didn't want to sell it,
Speaker 17: but I think you can agree. Everything has a.
Speaker 11: Price and I'm worth it, and just don't keep me.
Speaker 17: Waiting this lexus I'm in will start making me looks
Speaker 17: bad if I'm in it one more week, because now
Speaker 17: that's in my head and I'm just like that. That
Speaker 17: is embarrassing, Like people are going to be wondering why
Speaker 17: I'm still in the same car.
Speaker 11: Next message, Oh man, this.
Speaker 1: Is why Alexis crashes her car.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just sad because she's wearing the same gray
Speaker 5: sweater that she's worried it's only one of the.
Speaker 4: Other closing car.
Speaker 1: Speaking of cars, though, make sure you drive all over
Speaker 1: so the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page because we got
Speaker 1: so much content on there. Second date reactions, what's on
Speaker 1: your mind? Clips, and your favorite loser line of the week,
Speaker 1: every single I can't.
Speaker 5: Can't wait till the show fails and you're doing used
Speaker 5: car sales.
Speaker 4: I think you've got a talent for it.
Speaker 1: And by the way, while you're on there, Alexis only
Speaker 1: responds to the thirsty guy comment.
Speaker 18: Now, Hey Vanessa, it's me me from Instagram. Hey listen,
Speaker 18: I was super shocked to get your number in my
Speaker 18: DM so fast when I met it to you. I
Speaker 18: didn't expect you to be so aggressive like that, But
Speaker 18: I mean, I'm so here for it. Okay, So I
Speaker 18: saw on your bio that I guess you're in the
Speaker 18: top four percent of only fans, and that is really impressive.
Speaker 18: I mean, I'm not surprised because you're pot as hell,
Speaker 18: but we we have something in common. Actually, I was
Speaker 18: in the top eight percent of Call of Duty players
Speaker 18: last year. I mean, I'm not trying to brag.
Speaker 9: But it's true.
Speaker 18: I did that.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 18: Not this year though, because man, I don't know these
Speaker 18: these new maps and like these new kids that are
Speaker 18: playing now, I feel like they're all hacking and cheating
Speaker 18: and stuff. I mean, what am I.
Speaker 9: Supposed to do.
Speaker 18: They've all got aim boxed installed and I can't compete
Speaker 18: with that. Of course they're going to have a better
Speaker 18: score than me. It's getting ridiculous. It's I don't know anyway.
Speaker 18: The point is that I've got really good thumb eye coordination.
Speaker 18: If you follow my meaning, why.
Speaker 1: Does everything sound weird when you add if you know
Speaker 1: what I mean at the very end?
Speaker 4: And why is it a hand eye coordination because nobody.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like this is your language.
Speaker 9: Side.
Speaker 4: I'm an expert in that man's world.
Speaker 1: He's like a celebrity in the gaming room.
Speaker 16: Hey, Sandy, I just wanted to thank you for taking
Speaker 16: talking to me about my throat. I still can't seem
Speaker 16: to talk. It means a lot coming from a karaoke
Speaker 16: pro like you that uses her voice a lot. You
Speaker 16: told me to call you, so here I am taking
Speaker 16: her advice. I got a cup with a teaspoon of
Speaker 16: honey and sugar, and I've boiled some water. You sit
Speaker 16: to drink it as hard as I can take it.
Speaker 16: So here it goes.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that is hot?
Speaker 16: Oh why would you.
Speaker 1: Do that to me?
Speaker 9: Wait?
Speaker 16: Oh wait, wait I'm actually talking? Oh cool? I worked great.
Speaker 1: What the guy who doesn't realize that boiling water is
Speaker 1: going to be hot?
Speaker 5: But it worked, probably because he was concentrating more on
Speaker 5: the blisters that were four.
Speaker 1: Come back to him a minute later. What he feels
Speaker 1: about it next time.
Speaker 6: Many of us lose our voices. We know exactly what
Speaker 6: to do.
Speaker 1: Hot water TikTok. You try it first, lose a line
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Speaker 1: subscribe to the Brook and Jeffy YouTube channel. You can
Speaker 1: listen to every We're gonna do a phone tap right
Speaker 1: after this.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who works as a mid
Speaker 1: level manager and he's been having the hardest time finding
Speaker 1: a qualified office assistant because nobody wants to do that
Speaker 1: job anymore. Yeah, they all want to be TikTok famous.
Speaker 4: Now that's so much better, Jeff to me.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he asked one of his co workers for help,
Speaker 1: and his colleague gave him the contact to a staffing agency.
Speaker 1: So I guess we're going to see how long it
Speaker 1: takes for him to realize I'm not offering an office
Speaker 1: assistant to him, per se. I'm offering him a sugar
Speaker 1: baby who is more than happy to fulfill his needs
Speaker 1: as long as he pays up. We'll see how long
Speaker 1: it takes him to catch on. In your phone tap
Speaker 1: right now, it's another.
Speaker 3: Only I'm moving ninety two boy five.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, my name is Fred Rodrigo calling from staffing.
Speaker 1: I believe you left us a message the other day. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: this is justin Yes, Yes, yeah, hi Elliott doing okay.
Speaker 1: Apparently there's other people in your company who've worked with
Speaker 1: us before.
Speaker 19: Okay, great, Yeah, I got your name from someone, so
Speaker 19: that sounds right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it. So clearly we've had some success
Speaker 1: placing the right people into the right situations.
Speaker 9: Okay, great, you know what I mean? Yes, I do.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm looking for.
Speaker 1: I'm saying right situations and air quotes. Yeah, my fingers up,
Speaker 1: you can't see me.
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm great.
Speaker 16: How do we get started?
Speaker 1: Well, let's just start by telling me what you're looking for.
Speaker 19: It's a pretty entry level position, so you know, some
Speaker 19: administrative skills, emails, filing, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, just so you know, she's going to need
Speaker 1: to know the pay up front, okay, because you understand
Speaker 1: there needs to be some form of compensation for her
Speaker 1: time and her energy.
Speaker 19: Okay, sure, Sorry, you'd asked me what she was going
Speaker 19: to be doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I think I got the idea. It
Speaker 1: doesn't really matter. The big question is this going to
Speaker 1: be a monthly allowance sort of deal or are you
Speaker 1: thinking a pay per meetup situation.
Speaker 19: I'm not exactly sure about all that.
Speaker 9: It's just the standard weekly salary, should get paid every
Speaker 9: two weeks.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so pretty basic situation here. I actually think
Speaker 1: we have just the person for you.
Speaker 18: Oh perfect, Awesome, that was quick.
Speaker 1: So I can read you a little bit of her
Speaker 1: profile right now if you'd like, yeah, yeah, please do
Speaker 1: all right. So, first of all, she says she is
Speaker 1: not here to waste time or play games.
Speaker 9: I like that, great good.
Speaker 1: And she says she's got more meat than Arby's.
Speaker 9: More meat than Arby's. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: I'm just reading what she says here. She wrote this down.
Speaker 1: She says she's also petite, but curvy, with a little
Speaker 1: bit of leg hair.
Speaker 19: What is happening right now?
Speaker 1: I'm reading you the profile. That's the girl you're hiring.
Speaker 1: Do you not want leg hair? You can specify.
Speaker 19: I'm not sure how I can answer that about make
Speaker 19: care or her looks or anything. I just need someone
Speaker 19: who knows what she's doing.
Speaker 1: Oh, she knows what she's doing. Trust me. We wouldn't
Speaker 1: send you a beginner.
Speaker 19: Is there any work experience listed? Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, she can do some weird things with a stapler.
Speaker 1: Why does that puts your mind at ease?
Speaker 6: It does not?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I can tell you don't like the first candidate,
Speaker 1: but maybe Cherise would be a better fit because she
Speaker 1: describes herself as the tiny jullapeno popper. It's kind of fun.
Speaker 19: Can she do basic administrative task, because that's what I'm
Speaker 19: asking you too.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that, but she does say quote,
Speaker 1: I'm the nicest aries, but I do have a scary side.
Speaker 19: Oh my gosh, I'm really kind of lost here with
Speaker 19: this line of reasoning.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, maybe this will clear it up. She says, quote,
Speaker 1: not trying to get kidnapped, be dubs.
Speaker 19: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: You're not trying to kidnap her?
Speaker 9: Right? Is this an office job?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, wherever you want to do that, that's your business.
Speaker 1: But I think she's just being tongue in cheek here.
Speaker 1: You just never know what these sugar babies, right?
Speaker 9: Sugar babies? What?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we handled the sugar baby hirings.
Speaker 9: Wait to sex.
Speaker 1: You staff them for seth your corporate vice president Lewis
Speaker 1: the controller.
Speaker 19: I can't believe you're saying, my whole company hires sugar.
Speaker 1: Babies, not your whole company, just some of the men,
Speaker 1: and they seem to be very happy with theirs. We
Speaker 1: just need to find the right fit for you.
Speaker 9: I am not interested in that sort of thing, are
Speaker 9: you sure?
Speaker 1: Because you could tell them what to where or what
Speaker 1: name to call you? What like? Maybe you want to
Speaker 1: be known around the office as little tuna.
Speaker 19: What are we talking about.
Speaker 1: We're talking about you hiring a sugar baby. It's already
Speaker 1: in the budget for you. We just have to choose one.
Speaker 19: I was under the impression this was the number to
Speaker 19: hire an office assistant.
Speaker 1: Who told you that? Your buddy Nick? Yeah, Oh he
Speaker 1: uses the service too.
Speaker 9: He's married.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't mean for the sugar babies. I
Speaker 1: meant for the phone tap service that we do on
Speaker 1: our radio show. Wait what, it's a prank phone call?
Speaker 1: This is a prank. Oh yeah, I'm not from a
Speaker 1: staffing company. My name is jeff from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Nick sets you up, dude.
Speaker 19: That makes a lot more sense.
Speaker 1: Go okay, seriously, at what point did it click in?
Speaker 19: It didn't until you said sugar babies, and I was like,
Speaker 19: what the hell is going on here?
Speaker 1: Oh that's when you were really interested in what we
Speaker 1: were selling.
Speaker 9: That's when I was really scared.
Speaker 1: Scared you're going to lose all your money?
Speaker 9: Well yeah, yeah.
Speaker 16: At my job, wake Up every morning.
Speaker 3: Was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooking Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the Morning.
Speaker 1: A lot of people buy into these wild, far fetched
Speaker 1: deep state conspiracy theories. And there's secret groups of people
Speaker 1: hiding in plain sight who hold the keys to all
Speaker 1: the wealth and the knowledge and the luxury this world
Speaker 1: has to offer.
Speaker 4: Ah, what a secret one of those keys.
Speaker 1: Even Brooke and her Flat Earth are friends. But today
Speaker 1: we learned the truth because one of our listeners accidentally
Speaker 1: stumbled into a casual meetup with a woman who admits
Speaker 1: she's part of a high class, unspoken society, who, in fact,
Speaker 1: she might even be the leader of it. You're gonna
Speaker 1: find out what it is in your brand new second
Speaker 1: date update right after this second date update. D Wait
Speaker 1: a minute. It's extremely rare in the dating world, and
Speaker 1: normally only the best of the best can pull this off.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the elusive insta date where you meet
Speaker 1: someone out and then immediately turned that into a date
Speaker 1: night without even handing them your credit card. And apparently
Speaker 1: that happened for one of our listeners, Derek, where just
Speaker 1: like Rumpel Stiltskin, he took a piece of straw and
Speaker 1: spun it into date night gold. Rumpel Derek Skin, Welcome
Speaker 1: to the show Man.
Speaker 9: Sorry, nobody's skin, and hopefully nobody ever does.
Speaker 5: Again, it's hard to not picture you with like spindly fingers,
Speaker 5: and it's.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm going to take the blame on that, Derek.
Speaker 1: That was my bad from now, we'll just call you Derek. Okay.
Speaker 9: I appreciate it.
Speaker 4: I appreciate I'm curious where you met this person?
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell us about first. What's her name?
Speaker 9: Her name is Emmy, okay? And I met her at
Speaker 9: this pretty popular steakhouse. I mean, and when I say popular,
Speaker 9: it's really hard to get a table.
Speaker 4: Wait, how do you meet someone at a steakhouse?
Speaker 5: Like, whenever you go to a steakhouse, you're with someone already,
Speaker 5: whether it be a friend.
Speaker 4: Like, it's not a meeting place. How did that happen?
Speaker 9: Fair enough? I met her in the bar area, specifically.
Speaker 17: In the bar.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's like the people who are waiting hoping to
Speaker 1: get a.
Speaker 4: Table, or there's somebody traveling for work.
Speaker 1: You know, all this money and all I want is
Speaker 1: just pickens. There you go. How did it go with Emmy?
Speaker 9: I saw that she was by herself, and I approached her,
Speaker 9: and I was trying to talk to her, trying to
Speaker 9: put some game, and notice she kept on looking at
Speaker 9: her phone.
Speaker 5: So your game wasn't being very famous, The game wasn't gaming.
Speaker 9: Well, I said, are you waiting on I to meet you?
Speaker 9: And she goes, no, I'm waiting for my friend.
Speaker 5: Ah, okay, you always have the one friend that's chronically late, Lily,
Speaker 5: if you're listening to this show right now, okay.
Speaker 1: She said she was waiting for a friend.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and then and her friend wasn't just late. Her
Speaker 9: friend is a nurse and she got called in for
Speaker 9: a ship.
Speaker 3: A friend hurts worse.
Speaker 5: She went to the hospital to work, and she could
Speaker 5: have not gone to the hospital.
Speaker 1: When are people are gonna start saving themselves if they
Speaker 1: do friendship? Always?
Speaker 5: Honestly, it feels like the universe is giving you this
Speaker 5: opportunity then, right, is.
Speaker 4: That how you saw it?
Speaker 9: That? Absolutely? And I was like, well, how about you
Speaker 9: and me have dinner? Then?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's pretty smooth. What did she say?
Speaker 9: Games back on? And she was hesitant, Sorry, I don't
Speaker 9: know you, and that was like, you do. We've talked
Speaker 9: almost four minutes. I'm practically your brother by line.
Speaker 1: But still I would have worked on someone like Brooke.
Speaker 5: But I actually didn't see anything wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's kind of funny flirta. It's just how
Speaker 1: did she react to that?
Speaker 9: She laughed good, Yeah, she laughed well.
Speaker 5: And she's in such a position she can't say, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, he already had players.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean to give you the whole story here.
Speaker 9: She laughs, and then she says, all right, we can eat,
Speaker 9: but let me get the table.
Speaker 1: Oh, you guys got a table at the bar. That's
Speaker 1: a good.
Speaker 9: Sign, That's what I'm thinking. And I didn't understand why,
Speaker 9: but I was like, okay, sure, And they came back
Speaker 9: and gave us this incredible table, like right in the
Speaker 9: center of the.
Speaker 5: Restaurant, steakhouse royalty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the queen of the months.
Speaker 9: Yeah, the wait there's more cocktails already there at the table,
Speaker 9: and the waiters like, hey, drinks are compliments of the house.
Speaker 9: And I was like, who are you? How did you
Speaker 9: do this? Had you never been in the table here,
Speaker 9: let alone free drinks?
Speaker 18: What is happening?
Speaker 4: Did she have an explanation?
Speaker 9: She shrugs, and I quote, it's just pretty privilege, Pretty.
Speaker 12: Pretty privilege, Brook.
Speaker 1: Does that happen to you all the time when you
Speaker 1: go to the steakhouses? Was like pop by the sailor
Speaker 1: man right now.
Speaker 5: Honestly, never happened to be the only time it happens.
Speaker 5: Is it with him with a friend who like works
Speaker 5: in the industry, or that are here.
Speaker 4: With all girls, not with a guy. Why do they
Speaker 4: care if you're already.
Speaker 3: On a date.
Speaker 1: That makes sense? Why she was like, hold on, let
Speaker 1: me do this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so maybe they didn't know you're with the guy.
Speaker 4: You're not getting free stuff. They dragged it down. Don't
Speaker 4: go to Vegas with men. Yeah, but it's not Vegas.
Speaker 4: This is.
Speaker 1: That must have made you feel kind of good, right, well, yeah.
Speaker 9: Without question. I mean, I look, I was on cloud
Speaker 9: nine already when she said, yes, I will have dinner
Speaker 9: with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so beautiful.
Speaker 4: Was the rest of the night just as magical.
Speaker 9: Well, we talked for about an hour, had some excellent food,
Speaker 9: and then she said she had to go, and uh
Speaker 9: we hugged and said, you know, we should meet up again.
Speaker 9: And that's why I'm that's why I'm calling you guys.
Speaker 9: I know, maybe shouldn't see it as romantic.
Speaker 1: I mean I realized that I was gonna ask was
Speaker 1: there any like romance that happened during dinner or did
Speaker 1: it feel more like a friendly just casual.
Speaker 9: I mean honestly, like it's one of those things where
Speaker 9: it's like, am I telling myself that there was some
Speaker 9: eye contact and some flirting and what have you? Up?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I knew that a lot. I'm like, dude, this girl
Speaker 1: she's so into me. Okay, they're yeah.
Speaker 9: I mean, look, clearly I wanted to move to that
Speaker 9: area of romance. But it's been about two weeks and
Speaker 9: I haven't been able to reach her at all.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you have you have like texted, Yeah.
Speaker 9: But she did tell me she travels a lot, so
Speaker 9: maybe that's part of what's going on.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a woman that's in high demand. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. So I hope she answers.
Speaker 1: Our call me too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And you know what, We're gonna give you some pretty
Speaker 1: privilege here, Derek. We're gonna come back and do a
Speaker 1: second date update just for you, free of charge. How
Speaker 1: does that feel, bud?
Speaker 3: Love it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it with your second date update right
Speaker 1: after this hold on Second Date Update, our listener Derek
Speaker 1: met a beautiful woman at a steakhouse bar. Her friend
Speaker 1: was called into work that night so couldn't make it,
Speaker 1: and that's when Derek, like a gentleman, offered to eat
Speaker 1: dinner with her.
Speaker 5: Oh this is gentleman music, I think, yeah first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So they ended up getting one of the
Speaker 1: best tables in the house with complimentary drinks ready for them.
Speaker 1: The reason why Derek wasn't around when she approached the
Speaker 1: manager asking for a spot in the restaurant. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: when he asked, how did you pull this off, she
Speaker 1: replied with two words pretty privilege, which the power. If
Speaker 1: you don't know what that is, it's basically where beautiful
Speaker 1: people in society get extra benefits that none of us
Speaker 1: Ugos could possibly dream of getting gifted to us. And
Speaker 1: someone in this room has pretty privileged as well. Jeff Well,
Speaker 1: I wasn't really thinking to like, Alexis, what's the coolest
Speaker 1: pretty privileged thing that's happened to you ever?
Speaker 4: Oh in Vegas, I said, they get that. Every woman
Speaker 4: gets that. That doesn't count wo yeah, I get that
Speaker 4: when I go with my girlfriends even now, you know.
Speaker 20: Just being used really loosely right now, I think either way,
Speaker 20: Derek was impressed with what happened that night, and not
Speaker 20: only does he want more of that action, he really
Speaker 20: liked this girl.
Speaker 1: Emmy that he met, so we're hoping to hook him
Speaker 1: up with him one more time.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I feel like the universe was trying
Speaker 5: to hook you guys up.
Speaker 4: Derek, we got to help the universe out here.
Speaker 1: Anything you want to say to the universe, Derek.
Speaker 9: Yeah, thank you Universe thus far. Please keep it going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, There you go, manifest Yeah, right now,
Speaker 1: let's put a call out into the universe and see
Speaker 1: if Emmy picks up. Here we go. We're gonna pray
Speaker 1: for the best for doing it. Hello, Hi, we're looking
Speaker 1: for Emmy.
Speaker 9: Yeah. Who is it.
Speaker 1: We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Is this Emmy?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 13: But why are you calling me?
Speaker 12: Are you in a quail sanctuary?
Speaker 1: There's some beautiful noises happening where we were.
Speaker 9: I actually had birds.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, So I don't want to waste any of
Speaker 1: your time here. We're calling you because we do a
Speaker 1: segment on our show called Second Date Update, and one
Speaker 1: of our listeners has asked us to reach out to
Speaker 1: you because you two had dinner the other night and
Speaker 1: had a really good time together.
Speaker 4: It was like two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was a while ago. He's hoping to
Speaker 1: see you again. His name is Derek.
Speaker 13: Oh uh, yeah, I remember him.
Speaker 6: Okay, well good?
Speaker 5: Oh, I mean it's crazy because it's not like you
Speaker 5: guys planned to be on a date.
Speaker 13: No, actually, my friend had canceled for dinner.
Speaker 9: So we.
Speaker 1: Heard a little bit about the story of how you
Speaker 1: two met and you got a great table in the restaurant.
Speaker 1: We were wondering if you had any interest in maybe
Speaker 1: seeing Derek again.
Speaker 13: Probably not, if I'm hon it.
Speaker 4: Okay, honesty is good.
Speaker 1: We're trying to figure out is there a reason why
Speaker 1: because he did tell us a little bit about what happened,
Speaker 1: and you know, he told us that you asked to
Speaker 1: get the table yourself.
Speaker 13: Well, yeah, he couldn't get the table only I could.
Speaker 4: Okay, why, it's just the way it is.
Speaker 1: Well, did he do anything wrong that night or say something?
Speaker 13: No, not at all, not at all.
Speaker 5: Are you in a relationship, because we actually didn't cover that,
Speaker 5: you know, and like, I don't know if he asked you.
Speaker 13: Honestly, it's I don't have a boyfriend, but it's just
Speaker 13: my lifestyle. I just don't think he would understand lifestyle.
Speaker 4: What's your lifestyle? Are you famous? I've been dying to
Speaker 4: know you, like celebrity.
Speaker 13: No, I mean I tried to give him a hint,
Speaker 13: and I don't think he got it. What type of
Speaker 13: hint I told him about pretty privilege?
Speaker 4: Pretty privileged?
Speaker 5: He said that that's why you said you got free
Speaker 5: drinks and stuff because you're you're good looking.
Speaker 13: Yeah, basically that's what the situation is right now, and
Speaker 13: I'm using it to my advantage.
Speaker 8: Us.
Speaker 4: I don't get it, Like, why is that a how
Speaker 4: is that a lifestyle?
Speaker 13: Okay, currently I'm a tear three Pretty privilege. Who's creating
Speaker 13: I don't know who created it, But there's different tiers,
Speaker 13: like Tier one is getting free entrance to clubs and
Speaker 13: free drinks, and that's the low was tiers.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah that's Alexa.
Speaker 20: Yeah, okay, that's Brooken Alexis bas we made a tier
Speaker 20: Brooke point.
Speaker 1: And your tier three? What does that mean?
Speaker 13: It's like where guys pay you to go on vacations
Speaker 13: to places like Saint Bart's and be thea that's why.
Speaker 4: You're out of town for quote unquote work.
Speaker 9: Well, it's not just me.
Speaker 1: Going to another guy, right, So do you mean it's
Speaker 1: like a sugar baby sort of situation where guys pay
Speaker 1: you to like go on trips with you.
Speaker 13: It's not, sugar baby, It's not at all what that is.
Speaker 4: It sounds exactly like that. What's the difference.
Speaker 13: It's me and a group of girls, just like five
Speaker 13: or six of us. We just get invited on these
Speaker 13: trips and they'll pay us ten to twenty thousand just
Speaker 13: to be there for photos.
Speaker 4: What ten to twenty gallons on top of paying for
Speaker 4: your trip?
Speaker 5: Uh huh, Oh, you're.
Speaker 1: Like a model sort of, you have, Alexa, she said,
Speaker 1: pretty privilege three.
Speaker 6: I think it.
Speaker 4: You'll posting hotter pictures and taking those.
Speaker 1: Tier one pipe down over there we're talking to Tier three.
Speaker 1: Keep going. I'm sorry, I mean, how does this work?
Speaker 1: You get paid twenty grand just personally to show up?
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 13: We get in our bikinis, take a few quick pictures together,
Speaker 13: like hanging on the boat with drinks, and then that's it.
Speaker 13: The rest of the vacation has come.
Speaker 8: For just for pictures.
Speaker 1: On jealous of the guide pictures. It's not like, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I can understand that you clearly have a lot of
Speaker 1: good stuff going on in your life. But going back
Speaker 1: to Derek, I mean, oh, well.
Speaker 5: Derek's did you tick your I guess if you can't
Speaker 5: have a boyfriend or be in a relationship while you're
Speaker 5: doing this, I mean he likes you.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's great now, but I'm not actively looking for
Speaker 13: a boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Or anything like that.
Speaker 13: My life is just yeah, I being on private jets
Speaker 13: and yachts and staying and stagment. You know, it's like
Speaker 13: a full time job.
Speaker 1: Well maybe you'll send us like a sign up sheet
Speaker 1: for where the pretty privileged thing.
Speaker 4: Is Like okay, well you didn't even make a tear.
Speaker 1: If we can't do that, maybe something else what we
Speaker 1: can do is get you on the phone with Derek
Speaker 1: right now, because he's on the other line listening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there he is.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm like, hey, what's up, Emmy coming in? I mean,
Speaker 9: that's pretty awesome that you're doing, you know, yacht trips
Speaker 9: in the Bahamas, Like, that's incredible.
Speaker 13: It's sane, Barts. You should have been listening closer the.
Speaker 1: Bahamas up for Tier twos.
Speaker 9: Look, I think that's awesome. I could come with you.
Speaker 9: I mean, like, I also know.
Speaker 13: No, but I'm going to go good.
Speaker 3: Luck and.
Speaker 9: Hold on wait what but Emi? Hold on? Like I
Speaker 9: want a I would love to hang out with you again.
Speaker 9: I thought we had a really good conversation. Second, like,
Speaker 9: I know a guy who could give us like fifty
Speaker 9: percent off on like zip line tours in Costa Rica.
Speaker 9: Oh that's so nice of you.
Speaker 13: But I'm going to go.
Speaker 6: But hold on like.
Speaker 9: That.
Speaker 1: I mean, Derek, you need to just stop asking what
Speaker 1: the professionals take over. So I mean, I mean, can
Speaker 1: you admit that you had a nice time with Derek
Speaker 1: when you hung out with him?
Speaker 4: You're really trying.
Speaker 13: We did, but we should just leave it there and
Speaker 13: I'll always have that memory of you.
Speaker 4: Devin almost got Derek's name right.
Speaker 9: It's Derek, Yeah, Derek, It's actually Derek.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter. Listen to me. I think this is gonna
Speaker 1: have to be the one time in your life where
Speaker 1: you just put all that money in free trips and
Speaker 1: yachts and private jets to the side and just for
Speaker 1: a second and look into your heart, and I think
Speaker 1: there's a space for Derek and has a different voice.
Speaker 1: I know you like free stuff, that's for sure. And
Speaker 1: we would give you a free date that we pay
Speaker 1: for if you meet up with Derek one more time.
Speaker 4: How many times are you going to ask how many.
Speaker 1: Times does it take?
Speaker 13: What is the date?
Speaker 4: Include?
Speaker 1: Well, usually we do, like a gift card to a
Speaker 1: restaurant or jeff literally, okay, okay, I'm going in the towel.
Speaker 1: I'm leaving the white flag. It's not gonna.
Speaker 4: Doesn't always let her over.
Speaker 1: I feel terrible about myself now, Derek, I'm sorry, man,
Speaker 1: that doesn't sound like we're gonna get you a date here.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what, what a one time date
Speaker 4: you had?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll live in my heart forever.
Speaker 1: Givin Jeffrey in the morning. My feelings are still hurt
Speaker 1: after she just laughed at her gift cards.
Speaker 5: But Jeffrey, you've never had a listener laugh so hard
Speaker 5: at you before.
Speaker 1: Usually they laugh after they receive the gift card. She
Speaker 1: left just at the mention of one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's living in a world we don't know.
Speaker 1: Twenty five bucks off of flud Ruckers. Come on, at
Speaker 1: least wait till it's in your hand.
Speaker 6: Before you laugh.
Speaker 4: She's not Google searchery in coupon codes.
Speaker 1: We are, well, we just saw the ugly side of
Speaker 1: pretty privilege today.
Speaker 5: Like it one bit you didn't know you're just jealous?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I am too.
Speaker 1: I'll admit yeah, I don't know if any of those
Speaker 1: Tier threes are out there, but come visit us in
Speaker 1: the studio. Some d get no, Sure, whatever you want
Speaker 1: to do however you want to get here. But if
Speaker 1: you missed any of that second date, make sure to
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Speaker 1: dates along with our other Tier three segments that we
Speaker 1: offer on this show.
Speaker 4: Let's be honest about our tears.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a tear half of a teer. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Jose came in all excited today, telling me how over
Speaker 1: the weekend he found himself tied up in Wonder Woman's
Speaker 1: Lasso of Truth, getting tickled by Wolverine's adamantium clause until
Speaker 1: a third person joined in, swinging around Thor's hammer. Oh
Speaker 1: and I thought, Tinder sure has gotten weird, but what happens?
Speaker 1: Then he corrected me and said, no, it wasn't a
Speaker 1: Tinder thrupple. He was just at the Superhero Events Center,
Speaker 1: with Alexis interviewing the city's biggest comic book fans, asking
Speaker 1: them all a simple question, what you're doing at Comic
Speaker 1: Con this week?
Speaker 4: Me cheer.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play the audio for you coming up right
Speaker 1: after this. It feels like these days everybody loves superheroes.
Speaker 1: We watched their movies, we wear their costumes on Halloween.
Speaker 1: I know I recently fantasized about running away with Thor
Speaker 1: to an all inclusive resort in the Cayman Islands.
Speaker 4: Say good choice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just that we could play beach volleyball together. That's
Speaker 1: all you want to do with Yeah, we would make
Speaker 1: an awesome beach volleyball team. But why am I talking
Speaker 1: about superheroes? Because over the weekend, thousands of spandex wearing
Speaker 1: fanatics descended on this city for one reason comic con.
Speaker 14: Man.
Speaker 1: What exactly happens there? Well, of course you have the
Speaker 1: group's people doing slow motion magic battles and the lobby
Speaker 1: of the Laquinta, of course, but what else goes on?
Speaker 1: We had to know, so we sent Hosean Alexis down
Speaker 1: to ask them a simple question, what you're doing at
Speaker 1: Comic Con? What you're doing at Comic Con.
Speaker 6: We're running in amgard demo. What is that?
Speaker 1: What is ampt guard?
Speaker 6: Exactly?
Speaker 21: Yeah, amguard is a kind of like the safe mixed
Speaker 21: martial arts of ancient sword fighting.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but you're holding one of the Giant's swords and
Speaker 12: it's not a real sword.
Speaker 1: It's it's actually what can I hit it with my mic?
Speaker 1: It's what's it made of? If this one here is
Speaker 1: pool noodle, it's a pool noodle.
Speaker 21: You actually have very strict rules of how you're allowed
Speaker 21: to make weapons dedication.
Speaker 2: Okay, so now I have to ask this because I'm
Speaker 2: wondering what what is your romantic life, like you have
Speaker 2: a significant other?
Speaker 6: Do you get to meet people doing this?
Speaker 1: Like what's dating?
Speaker 21: Like it's it's actually we don't date with an app
Speaker 21: guard or you don't date other app guards or even
Speaker 21: when you're super serious, is this this is.
Speaker 1: Your love and you're holding up the sword? Yes, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: It's like, don't dip your finger where the foam finger functions.
Speaker 21: Wow, that's a crazy way of explaining.
Speaker 1: But yeah, to make a sign for that guard castle.
Speaker 4: Is a noodle shaped like a sword.
Speaker 2: It just still it's kind of so it's a pool noodle,
Speaker 2: but then they have cloth over it.
Speaker 5: It's not just I forgot the aling.
Speaker 7: We're black?
Speaker 4: Why, like you wanted to play with one, didn't you?
Speaker 1: Totally yeah, and that surprised me. Jose wants to cross
Speaker 1: noodles with a guy, and.
Speaker 4: I support it. What you doing at comic Con?
Speaker 6: Looking for Sydney?
Speaker 10: Looking for Sydney?
Speaker 1: How you seen her?
Speaker 4: Oh my god?
Speaker 10: Okay, I need to give background to people that you're
Speaker 10: dressed in like a scream mask. I think, in a
Speaker 10: black all black cape, body, whole thing, and you're holding
Speaker 10: a knife.
Speaker 4: You're in the corner and you haven't.
Speaker 10: Moved since I've actually spotted you earlier and now, so
Speaker 10: like you're in.
Speaker 4: Character, right, this is a character you're playing.
Speaker 6: I'm just beating myself.
Speaker 4: Okay, So the knife is fake? Right?
Speaker 1: Why does your.
Speaker 6: Step closer and find out?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 10: I listen to a lot of crime podcasts that I'm
Speaker 10: pretty sure these are signs that I should run. But
Speaker 10: I just have a few more questions and then.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if we we're all in a horror film, you
Speaker 5: would be the first one that gets knocked and you
Speaker 5: know a lot about the bad guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she'd approach him and be like, so I hear
Speaker 1: you're a bad boy. She's a victim of the White
Speaker 1: Claw killer.
Speaker 5: First, wait, if the Scream character counts as a comic
Speaker 5: con says yeah, so that comic.
Speaker 10: He didn't move for a few hours, So yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: Think he was actually there for comic Con. I think
Speaker 1: he was just right now, it's what you're doing at
Speaker 1: comic Con where Jose and Alexis bravely walked into the
Speaker 1: sea of spandex and adult braces to ask a simple question,
Speaker 1: what you're doing at comic con?
Speaker 6: Just Jack King the place house.
Speaker 1: You look fabulous.
Speaker 12: You you have a skirt and a wig and things
Speaker 12: on your arms and a mask and a tie.
Speaker 6: What what are you?
Speaker 4: If you do not know?
Speaker 6: Who has to know you? Is no? I am ashamed
Speaker 6: of you. I'm sorry.
Speaker 12: I'm not really like cool, you know. I'm not like
Speaker 12: up on like pop culture like you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: You have to play Project Diva.
Speaker 12: I love games, like video games and gaming.
Speaker 6: What is it? It's a rhythm game?
Speaker 12: So what does that mean? Like I I have to
Speaker 12: hit buttons as music beats. Yes, honestly, it's like dance
Speaker 12: Dance Revolution. I don't know you seem offended that I
Speaker 12: compared those two.
Speaker 6: It's fine, I'll move on.
Speaker 1: So can I assume that you're single?
Speaker 6: Obviously I am ashamed of myself.
Speaker 1: But when you say single, you meant like player single. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got so many ladies. He doesn't want to be
Speaker 1: locked down. He's on a flight to Vegas with twenty
Speaker 1: models right now.
Speaker 5: I just like the like him getting more and more
Speaker 5: frustrated with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you even game?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 6: I'm sorry you, Donnie Nerd.
Speaker 1: You don't know what kamic Coska is?
Speaker 4: Geez, what did you do in a comic con?
Speaker 22: I'm here to support my friend who's a vendor down
Speaker 22: on the artist floor.
Speaker 10: Okay, because I was gonna ask, you're not dressed up?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 22: Last year I came as Raven from Teen Titans, and
Speaker 22: I also did Spider Man.
Speaker 10: Okay, could you tell me what superhero do you think
Speaker 10: I should dress up?
Speaker 6: Ass?
Speaker 22: I could see it as like the black Canary? Do
Speaker 22: you know who she is?
Speaker 4: Is it a bird?
Speaker 1: Is it a blackbird?
Speaker 4: Saying I look like a bird?
Speaker 22: No, you're just you're in all black and you're blonde
Speaker 22: like she is.
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, sorry, you're pulling up a photo.
Speaker 4: So that's her.
Speaker 10: Wait, she's cute and oh my god, she gets to
Speaker 10: wear booty shorts.
Speaker 22: Yeah, and she's got like a supersonic voice and she
Speaker 22: like damages people's ear drums.
Speaker 4: Oh my god with her voice.
Speaker 22: Yeah, with her boys, are.
Speaker 10: You saying I'm damaging your ear drums right now?
Speaker 4: I feel like this is.
Speaker 10: A personal attack now. And you literally came up with
Speaker 10: that within the second.
Speaker 1: Knowing how did we get trolled the hardest at the
Speaker 1: comic We got.
Speaker 4: Like that woman's ears were bleeding just a little bit.
Speaker 4: Were you talking really loud? I don't know, apparently, Oh god,
Speaker 4: take it down.
Speaker 1: Think of our poor listeners right there.
Speaker 10: Sorry everyone, the Canary stress again, that was what you're
Speaker 10: doing at comic Con.
Speaker 3: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Got a brand new player to the game today. Her
Speaker 1: name is Addison, and she says she normally does really
Speaker 1: well when she's trying to play along in the car,
Speaker 1: but today she is nervous knowing that she is in person,
Speaker 1: and says her heart rate is already way way up.
Speaker 6: As play.
Speaker 1: Do we need a new caller? He's still there, Addison,
Speaker 1: I'm still here.
Speaker 4: What did you see on the other side.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 6: This is a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got that a lot. All right, Let's ask
Speaker 1: an easier question. How are you doing today? Addison?
Speaker 4: Okay, she's had it towards the white lights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've already cheated death once. Yes, let's see if
Speaker 1: we can get you some money on top of that.
Speaker 1: Brook's gonna head out of the studio while she leaves.
Speaker 1: You know how the game works, Addison, You got thirty
Speaker 1: seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 1: know when, you can say pass, But you have to
Speaker 1: beat her outrights to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Good luck? Your time starts now on this day. In
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty six, which world renowned band made a controversial
Speaker 1: statement saying we're more popular than Jesus in the Disney
Speaker 1: movie Jungle Book. What type of animal is shar Khan?
Speaker 3: Oh No?
Speaker 1: According to science, our previous ancestors were known as Homo erectus.
Speaker 1: What species are we? Are we in Boba t What
Speaker 1: are the small soft balls made of? What President ended
Speaker 1: America's participation in the Vietnam War? It's the answer. All right,
Speaker 1: Brook's gonna come back into the studio and on the screen,
Speaker 1: Aer here it says Addison works as a farmer slash artist,
Speaker 1: and she's looking forward to eating some fresh vegetables today,
Speaker 1: specifically redicios.
Speaker 4: To say, what.
Speaker 1: Is it winter?
Speaker 4: I think it's like it's like it's like shard right,
Speaker 4: it's like.
Speaker 10: The red white rib round.
Speaker 4: Are you calling from the bar? And it's hard to
Speaker 4: breaking up a little bit.
Speaker 1: We want to know more about it, though, so as
Speaker 1: soon as you make sure you call back and tell
Speaker 1: us how it goes.
Speaker 4: Okay, but don't be ridiculous about it.
Speaker 1: Good one, brook Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Can't beat it?
Speaker 6: Get it?
Speaker 1: Just keep going. Your time starts now On this day
Speaker 1: in nineteen sixty six, which world renowned band made a
Speaker 1: controversial statement saying we're more popular than Jesus the Beatles
Speaker 1: in the Disney movie Jungle Book. What type of animal
Speaker 1: is sher Khan?
Speaker 4: A tiger?
Speaker 1: According to science, our previous ancestors were known as Homo erectus.
Speaker 4: What species are we Homo sapen.
Speaker 1: In boba t What are the small soft.
Speaker 4: Balls made of tapioca?
Speaker 1: What president ended America's participation in the Vietnam War?
Speaker 4: Eisenhower? I remember, I don't think it was JFK. JFK.
Speaker 1: We can have you just keep naming off presidents for
Speaker 1: a while, I guess, or we can go to the scoreboard.
Speaker 1: Does see how you boll did with jose So word
Speaker 1: on the.
Speaker 18: Street is you are horny and looking for love.
Speaker 4: That's a true statement about him.
Speaker 1: You got too correct. You got she's scarve, she's processing,
Speaker 1: she's processing. Yeah's just got revived. I keep forgetting got.
Speaker 2: That's right, bruh, you got full.
Speaker 5: God, if only all the questions would have been about veggiees.
Speaker 1: Could have been a different story. But let's go over
Speaker 1: the answers for everybody. On this day. In nineteen sixty six,
Speaker 1: the Beatles made the controversial statement saying we are more
Speaker 1: popular than Jesus.
Speaker 5: Wow they said it today and people be like, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's probably true.
Speaker 1: We will us. In the Disney movie The Jungle Book,
Speaker 1: sher Khan is the tiger. He's the villain in the movie.
Speaker 1: Our ancestors were homo erectus. We are homo sapiens in
Speaker 1: Boba Ti. Those little softballs are made of tapioca. And
Speaker 1: Richard Nixon is the president who ended our participation in
Speaker 1: the Vietnam War.
Speaker 4: That's right with the peace sign.
Speaker 1: Yes, now, Addison. Unfortunately it wasn't enough to win, so
Speaker 1: we can't give you any money, but just we're playing.
Speaker 1: You do win a pair of Adam tickets to the
Speaker 1: new movie Arthur the King, based on the true story.
Speaker 1: Arthur the King follows a team and an incredible dog
Speaker 1: at the Adventure Racing World Championships in the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 1: It's in theaters Friday, March the March fifteenth. So you enjoyed.
Speaker 5: There we go, Okay, whatever, what of the what else
Speaker 5: is on the agenda today?
Speaker 21: There?
Speaker 18: I'm working on a puzzle.
Speaker 4: You know, it's hard work to be a farmer and
Speaker 4: an artist. Artist.
Speaker 5: I'm actually more jealous than I was when you first
Speaker 5: said that that was what your profession was.
Speaker 1: What do you think? What's the art that you're working
Speaker 1: on right now?
Speaker 13: Next year's calendar?
Speaker 4: Next year's calendar?
Speaker 1: Oh is it a vegetable calendar? If you want some
Speaker 1: models to pose for your calendar, whole bunch of people
Speaker 1: are ready to do it.
Speaker 12: I'm shaped like a potato calendar.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, let's stay in touch, Addison. Thanks for playing.
Speaker 1: We'll be back to do We're going to do win
Speaker 1: Brooks Bucks same time.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,