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Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, come on,
Speaker 2: dig me now. One and all is Steve Harvey. Man
Speaker 2: got a radio show. Steve Harvey got a radio show
Speaker 2: because God in the blessing business. Yeah, that's all. I'm
Speaker 2: just a recipient. Steve Harvey got a radio show because
Speaker 2: God is in the show you favor business.
Speaker 4: He showed me some favor.
Speaker 2: Steve Harvey got a radio show because God is in
Speaker 2: a forgiving business. God then forgave me thousands and thousands
Speaker 2: of times, you know. And I say that as a
Speaker 2: big number like that, because it's probably true. God is
Speaker 2: a forgiving God. That's how it exists today, and that's
Speaker 2: how you exist today. And one of the things I
Speaker 2: want to remind you about even in existing today, you know,
Speaker 2: Joel Ostein has a book out called It's Your Time.
Speaker 2: I love this book. It's called It's Your Time, And
Speaker 2: that's kind of what I want to touch on today.
Speaker 2: And I want to remind you all that it's still
Speaker 2: your time. See, you know, there's look, you know, they've
Speaker 2: got unsuccessful people have created a lot of sayings to
Speaker 2: justify our failures as people. Well, my ship has passed.
Speaker 2: That was created by a person who did not quite
Speaker 2: make their goal in the amount of time that they
Speaker 2: had set for. So to justify it, here comes this great,
Speaker 2: seemingly very clever saying, and a lot of us adapt, Well,
Speaker 2: my ship has passed, so we adopt that.
Speaker 4: Here's another one. Well, I guess it just wasn't meant
Speaker 4: to be. That sounds good, don't it.
Speaker 2: Because they mix it up with a little.
Speaker 4: Bit of faith in it. I guessed it was.
Speaker 2: Well, here's another one. I guess if God wanted it
Speaker 2: for me, i'd have it.
Speaker 4: Are you serious, man? Are you serious? You're actually gonna
Speaker 4: use that one to justify where you are in life?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 2: That that's so, that's so not the case. I want
Speaker 2: to remind everybody today that it's still your time. That
Speaker 2: you know, your ship hasn't sailed. You didn't miss all
Speaker 2: of your opportunities. There's others. It's still your time. You know,
Speaker 2: you still got a chance. You still have a shot.
Speaker 2: Here's a good one.
Speaker 4: You still have hope, you do all of you.
Speaker 2: As long as God is who he is, there's always
Speaker 2: hope for you. You can never lose sight of that.
Speaker 2: You can never let the devil win that battle that
Speaker 2: there is no hope for you and cause you to
Speaker 2: do something that's unthinkable. I'm just gonna cash in the chips.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take my life. I'm gonna commit suicide. No no, no,
Speaker 2: wait a second, wait a second, are you for real?
Speaker 2: That's not God talking to you. That's something wrong and
Speaker 2: it's not coming from him. It's still your time. You
Speaker 2: still got a chance. There's always hope.
Speaker 4: But listen to me. You got to move and you
Speaker 4: got to move on it.
Speaker 2: So many people are not getting the full benefit of
Speaker 2: their life, and so many people are not getting all
Speaker 2: the blessings that God has for because you keep waiting
Speaker 2: on the perfect time. Man, how many times have I
Speaker 2: heard people come to me and say, hey, man, I'm
Speaker 2: just waiting on everything to line up right. Man, I'm
Speaker 2: waiting on the perfect time to get Hey, can I
Speaker 2: tell you something. If I were waiting on the perfect time,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be hardly any of the things that I've become.
Speaker 4: And one of my greatest blessings was marrying Marjorie.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even have married Marjorie if I was waiting
Speaker 2: on the perfect time, because I had gone through what
Speaker 2: I thought was enough misery to cover my entire lifetime.
Speaker 2: And so when I was first divorced, I just said, man,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be five six years before I do this again.
Speaker 4: I said it.
Speaker 2: Two years later I was married. But guess what, Man,
Speaker 2: it wasn't the perfect time. I didn't have my ducks,
Speaker 2: all my ducks lined up in a row. It was
Speaker 2: still some things I needed to clean up. I even
Speaker 2: told her, it's some things I want to clean up
Speaker 2: out of my life. Before you know it's it's I
Speaker 2: want I want to make sure I got all the
Speaker 2: stars a line up.
Speaker 4: You know I want to. I want to waiting till
Speaker 4: all the ducks are in a row. I was waiting
Speaker 4: on the perfect time.
Speaker 2: If I had not stopped, and Marjorie and I had
Speaker 2: set out and said to each other, there'll be no
Speaker 2: perfect time, and then she said, I'll go through with
Speaker 2: you whatever you're going through.
Speaker 3: That was it.
Speaker 2: I took a chance. The ducks were not lined up
Speaker 2: in a row. Had a lot of baggage in my life, man,
Speaker 2: I wanted to try to clear up. I wanted to
Speaker 2: do some things financially different. I wanted to just get
Speaker 2: rid of some residue I had in my life. She said, no,
Speaker 2: we'll do it together, because it ain't no perfect time.
Speaker 2: And guess what it wasn't. So if you're out there
Speaker 2: waiting on the perfect time to do something, it may
Speaker 2: not come. There is no such thing as waiting on
Speaker 2: the perfect time. I've said this one hundred times, and
Speaker 2: here comes one oh one. The road to success is
Speaker 2: always under construction. You ain't finna go out there and
Speaker 2: there ain't no barrels on the road. You're not going
Speaker 2: out there and not running to detourl signs. You're not
Speaker 2: going out there without seeing the men working sign to
Speaker 2: get off. You're not going out there to see it.
Speaker 2: So guess what, stop waiting on the stars are gonna Man,
Speaker 2: this is the perfect time to do it.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: If you're waiting on the perfect time, that could be
Speaker 4: one of your biggest problems. You're still waiting.
Speaker 2: You have got to move and you've got to move
Speaker 2: on it, and you've got to make a decision to
Speaker 2: go now. God will get you through everything necessary for
Speaker 2: you to get through. But you can't quit though. See
Speaker 2: here there's a part. You can't quit just because the
Speaker 2: road you're on is under construction. You can't get off
Speaker 2: at the exit because you're tired of all the bump
Speaker 2: of the bumper traffic.
Speaker 4: It's that way.
Speaker 2: Get you some God, like I said, get you some God,
Speaker 2: and go on and go see what your life can
Speaker 2: be like. So stop waiting on the perfect time, stop
Speaker 2: waiting on the stars to align themselves. You got to
Speaker 2: move and you got to move on it. Get you
Speaker 2: some God, apply some faith, and get started. And remember
Speaker 2: when you get out there, coming towards your goal, the
Speaker 2: road to construct, the road to success is always under construction.
Speaker 2: If it was easy, everybody would be it. Stop expecting
Speaker 2: it to be easy. Come on out here, get up
Speaker 2: in this thing. It's funky out here. Yeah I got
Speaker 2: all that. It's hard out here, yeah I got all that.
Speaker 2: But what you want to do, man, Uh, what you
Speaker 2: wanna do? You're gonna push your chips up to the window.
Speaker 2: It ain't time for that. You still got time, you
Speaker 2: still got a chance. There's always hope, there's always God.
Speaker 2: That's my conversation today.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 2: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen. The time has come a
Speaker 2: new day as upon this God has done it again.
Speaker 2: He just keeps showing up. Man, I'm so glad he's
Speaker 2: in charge of sunrise, sunset, winn uh cloud cover. I'm
Speaker 2: glad he's in charge of that, because man would have
Speaker 2: this thing all messed up. Man getting mad one morning.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be no Son, you know, late Lom didn't go off,
Speaker 2: Son didn't come up, might be might be racist.
Speaker 4: Just rain't on black people today that shoe.
Speaker 2: Glad God is God. Thank you, Lord, appreciate you. Today
Speaker 2: is the day that the Lord has made. Let us
Speaker 2: rejoice and.
Speaker 4: Be glad in it.
Speaker 2: I show him Steve Harvey, Martin, show y'all, show the Strawberry,
Speaker 2: Colin Farrel, Mississippi Monica Junior, the legend that is nephew
Speaker 2: Tommy Junior.
Speaker 4: What is it today?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 8: He was got just making rain on the certa group
Speaker 8: of people.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not a racist person unless you're racist towards me,
Speaker 2: then I got buckets for I got buckets of it
Speaker 2: for you. But as a person, I'm not racist at all.
Speaker 2: I love people. I love where you are to me.
Speaker 2: But now if you come to me with that racism
Speaker 2: that I had, that for you, I had for you,
Speaker 2: if it was you. That's one thing about me, man.
Speaker 2: I never lump people in a group. That's the thing
Speaker 2: I've always I was taught that way. Just you, as
Speaker 2: long as we cool. I'm like this, man, I'm a
Speaker 2: cool person. Man, I really am most people I know, Man,
Speaker 2: I can get along with. I really can.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: It's just some people, man, just you know, now hate us.
Speaker 2: That's a whole nother thing, you know. But once again,
Speaker 2: I've never had a hater that was doing better than me.
Speaker 2: So I just keep that and impressed forward.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: When I see a person hating on me, I look
Speaker 4: at their life and I go, m that's cute. That's cute.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna keep moving though. Yeah. Yeah, how you doing today? Junior?
Speaker 4: Always ask you, man, well, how you doing?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 9: Man, I'm good man, you know, I thank God for
Speaker 9: the problem, man, thank them for the problem, because I
Speaker 9: usually didn't have them.
Speaker 4: I usually didn't have them. What I ain't had nothing?
Speaker 4: What do you mean you're thinking for the problem? What
Speaker 4: does that mean? What are you going to mean?
Speaker 9: Because I elevated my life to where I have these
Speaker 9: issues I got to work through when when I was,
Speaker 9: when I was out here on the road doing nothing,
Speaker 9: I ain't had these issues.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're grateful for the problems, grateful for a problem,
Speaker 2: new level, new devil.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you grateful for the level. So you deal
Speaker 4: with the devil. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well
Speaker 4: I'm talking about.
Speaker 7: I don't want no more damn problem. I don't want
Speaker 7: no more damn problem. I don't want I don't want
Speaker 7: another problem. If I can go another thing without a problem,
Speaker 7: I'd be great.
Speaker 4: Signed up, possible.
Speaker 9: What what.
Speaker 4: Life too?
Speaker 8: But Daddy looking up, Steve the problem ste you got?
Speaker 4: I ain't nowhere? Boy, you understand why you wait? I'll
Speaker 4: tell you why I'm zooming from here today. New location,
Speaker 4: new devil, new.
Speaker 1: New zoom location. That's how my life going, new situation. Right,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 3: Come ahead.
Speaker 6: In thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from
Speaker 6: Reverend Motown and Deacon deaf Jam and church complaints right
Speaker 6: after this you're listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show.
Speaker 6: All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is time now for
Speaker 6: church complaints with Reverend Motown and Deacon deaf Jam Oh.
Speaker 5: Oh we.
Speaker 3: We we.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we gabled in this most poscurious way.
Speaker 2: As we austronize our way into brevity, iniquity and longevity
Speaker 2: of overlation for the domination overlation in terms of creation,
Speaker 2: we prostallize in all in the most vigarious way. Let
Speaker 2: us let us bow down to the Bible, to the
Speaker 2: vobo copulations of a man of such as myself, Ladies
Speaker 2: and gentlemen, digging death jail with church complaints, Lord.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, all right, let's get started past.
Speaker 7: Since that Glenda Hayes on Bay all after shoplifting with
Speaker 7: with her church rolled on at the grocery store. She
Speaker 7: stole six briskets, eight slabs of ReBs, and six chickens.
Speaker 7: She almost made it out the door, but one of
Speaker 7: the chickens fell through her bra The choir, the choir
Speaker 7: has kicked her out and she is asking for you
Speaker 7: to get to see if you can get her reinstated.
Speaker 7: That's what she's asking for.
Speaker 2: Well, we are going to forgive or her with this
Speaker 2: transgression because we realized she was in there trying to
Speaker 2: get all this meat for the Sanday barbecue.
Speaker 4: For the building fund. I knew it, and I knew
Speaker 4: it was gonna be a major contribution.
Speaker 2: When I found out she had them six briskets, I said, Lord,
Speaker 2: the money we could raise towards the building fund. When
Speaker 2: Ben I said, we're gonna forgive her and on this
Speaker 2: one and this this time only. Though, all right, all right,
Speaker 2: all right, oh, she is gonna have to pay for
Speaker 2: the cleaning the robe. Though there was a lot of
Speaker 2: blood splat on the roade from the from the brisket.
Speaker 2: In the rear, there was, yeah, well he has something
Speaker 2: interesting here. Brother Doning Cambo.
Speaker 7: Brother Doning Camba was getting a U acupuncture treatment on Friday.
Speaker 7: His wife was in the lobby when with all of
Speaker 7: his things, his phone rang and she answered it. Donna
Speaker 7: got up with one hundred and twenty needles stuck in
Speaker 7: his body and went to the lobby and grabbed his
Speaker 7: phone and said let's go home.
Speaker 4: He still got them needles in him right now. He
Speaker 4: asking the church, well we come get him out. Well, no,
Speaker 4: we're gonna have to go down there to the people
Speaker 4: that put him in. We don't threw up. We don't
Speaker 4: do achle punkle or here, so is it. We don't
Speaker 4: do achle punkle.
Speaker 2: The people put them needles in because I'm not going
Speaker 2: down there pulling needles out of no body. Lord didn't
Speaker 2: call me for that. I didn't put him in there,
Speaker 2: and so don't worry about that. And anyway, we black
Speaker 2: people don't need to go down there getting the acapunker
Speaker 2: because it ain't for us. Yeah, yeah, we're not supposed
Speaker 2: to be down there. You don't know what them people
Speaker 2: digging in you. Yeah, I like Chinese writing on your
Speaker 2: neck as a tattoo.
Speaker 4: You don't know what they saying.
Speaker 2: I had my youngest brother got a tattoo in Chinese
Speaker 2: on his neck and started dating an Asian girl and
Speaker 2: she told him what admitting they broke up.
Speaker 4: What they didn't mean.
Speaker 2: She called him and she thought that was his nickname
Speaker 2: and it wasn't. It was black bastard, right, all right?
Speaker 4: Pass the listen. Everybody broke up.
Speaker 1: On you had to tell because you was across the line.
Speaker 3: But then.
Speaker 4: Way across the line, this a problem. Come out, it's
Speaker 4: a product. Come out.
Speaker 3: Hear me out.
Speaker 7: Since the Pamela Skinner says, please tell the the sisters
Speaker 7: in the church to quit looking at Brother Skinner like that.
Speaker 4: That is not what they think that is. That's two
Speaker 4: rolls of quarters in his pocket. They own a.
Speaker 7: Bending machine company. But these women are really looking at
Speaker 7: Brother Skinner. So she's asking that you talked to these women. Well,
Speaker 7: I understand the difficulty I suffer from the same thing.
Speaker 7: These are quarters. An'll have dollar, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: So you know we're gonna we'll get that straightened out.
Speaker 7: Though it's all right.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. Brother. The same thing with Deacon Jr. Though
Speaker 4: he had pities. Well, I speaking of.
Speaker 7: Ban's off because you could have had Tussi rolls. That's
Speaker 7: our head time. Pastor Brother Rashie was called cheating on
Speaker 7: his barber. His real barber passed by another barbershop and
Speaker 7: saw his car outside. So when Rashid came to his
Speaker 7: shop three weeks later, his barber cut plugs in his
Speaker 7: head and he's uh, he's asking uh.
Speaker 4: He he asked him where is the loyalty?
Speaker 7: Rashid is asking if the church would pay for a
Speaker 7: lace front till his hair girl bad.
Speaker 2: We don't get involved in barbershop walls. We don't do
Speaker 2: that at this here church. We are the jackpot Joint
Speaker 2: of Jerusalem. Let's be clear about that. We don't navigate
Speaker 2: situations or where you get your hair done. We don't care,
Speaker 2: we don't care. We would like to send a special
Speaker 2: shout out door to Johen Babbles.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 2: Hallowelujah, Glory, Hallelujah, gloryy.
Speaker 4: I saw that Cliff past dazy job. He's doing it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: speaking of least runs.
Speaker 2: Especially especially gave me joy when he was doing a
Speaker 2: medley of an old hits and he was doing all
Speaker 2: l t ds holding on.
Speaker 1: We're gonna pray for brother Johnny.
Speaker 6: Coming up next to ask the CLO or Chief Love Officer,
Speaker 6: Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: You're listening Hary Morning Show coming up at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour.
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Speaker 6: That's all coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 6: but right now it is time to ask the clo.
Speaker 6: This one's from Raven and Beaumont. Raven writes, I don't
Speaker 6: care about the double standard. I'm living my life and
Speaker 6: dating multiple men. I light of men just like they
Speaker 6: light of women. I go on lots of great dates
Speaker 6: and I don't have to have sex. Why are people
Speaker 6: so quick to judge women nowadays.
Speaker 4: But not men.
Speaker 2: Well it has always been that way. It's been a
Speaker 2: double standard. But me and get judged too because men
Speaker 2: being called dogs for years. You can live your life
Speaker 2: as you choose, young lady, but there's a price for it. Remember,
Speaker 2: young people, the decision you make today will affect your tomorrow.
Speaker 2: See this is what happens when you have this philosophy. Here,
Speaker 2: I'm living my life for today and well supposed tomorrow
Speaker 2: come and it oftentimes shows up. And there's a price
Speaker 2: for that. And so you can do it like you
Speaker 2: want to. You can call it whatever philosophy you want to,
Speaker 2: or live whateverything, and you can blame it on old
Speaker 2: school thinking.
Speaker 4: You can do whatever you like.
Speaker 2: There is a price for that, and you will have
Speaker 2: to pay it based on your decision. I'm not judging you.
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you that these are the facts. You
Speaker 2: can't just live your life for today because tomorrow just
Speaker 2: might come. So understand the decisions you make today will
Speaker 2: affect your tomorrow. So keep on spreading yourself around, keep
Speaker 2: on dating, keep online. It's gonna come back to you.
Speaker 2: Do you watch the news, little girl? You know y'all
Speaker 2: do have social media?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Well, she says she doesn't have to have sex too.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know who you're going out with, but okay, okay,
Speaker 2: yeah that's not true.
Speaker 1: Great dakes, that's what she said, all right.
Speaker 6: Moving on to Lauran and Toronto, Lauren says, I absolutely
Speaker 6: love my chick on the side, but she is crazy.
Speaker 6: She gets so mad at me and I never know
Speaker 6: what will set her off. She's still mad because I
Speaker 6: took my wife out for Valentine's I can't live without
Speaker 6: this lady, So how do I keep her under control?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: R bro, Let me tell you something. I can't tell
Speaker 2: you how bad this fldn't go for you. I tell
Speaker 2: you that you lit it crazy. Woe she mad because
Speaker 2: you took your wife out on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: Bruh.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: Bruh.
Speaker 4: This can't do nothing but end up bad for you.
Speaker 4: But you can't live without her. So now I guess
Speaker 4: what that statement is gonna hold true?
Speaker 8: Literally?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not gonna somebody's dying.
Speaker 4: Bruh. Listen to me. Poked this into existence. Pay attention
Speaker 4: to what you said. You're gonna live with her? Yeah, bro,
Speaker 4: it's gonna come back. I'm sorry. It isn't nothing I
Speaker 4: can do to help you.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: You've already said you can't live without it. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: already said she crazy?
Speaker 1: Ooh, keep her under control?
Speaker 4: Damn.
Speaker 2: You cannot keep a crazy person under control. How she'd
Speaker 2: have put on him?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 6: Moving on to Tranelle and Ann Arbor, Trannelle writes, my
Speaker 6: stepdad divorced my mom when I was twenty five to
Speaker 6: be with me. We dated for five years and had
Speaker 6: a son together. Our son is five years old and
Speaker 6: he's never met his grandma because she's still not speaking
Speaker 6: to me.
Speaker 1: Well, my mom ever, stop hating me?
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Your mama's step father, Your mama's husband who is your stepfather, Yeah,
Speaker 2: divorced her and started dating you. You all have a
Speaker 2: son toge you want your mama to forgive you?
Speaker 4: Little girl? Oh, little girl, she's not speaking to you
Speaker 4: because are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Once again, an example of a decision you making today
Speaker 2: how it can affect your tomorrow because tomorrow oftentimes shows up.
Speaker 2: Now you didn't you done? Took this your mama's man, see's.
Speaker 1: Son and her grandson, the little boy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, yeah? God?
Speaker 2: And and that's your daddy and your granddaddy right you
Speaker 2: got by two Father's day calls this little boy right here.
Speaker 4: In the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your mom husband, Okay, the girl.
Speaker 4: You see, we're we're in another world.
Speaker 2: Man, I can't even But you know what, man, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna start giving current day answers because whatever should Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm giving current day answers.
Speaker 6: Okay, what what's your current day answer for this one?
Speaker 4: Well, it's really the same one. But what the hell
Speaker 4: you want your mama to do? That's the answer.
Speaker 2: It's nothing for your mama to fix. This whole mess
Speaker 2: was brought on by your decision you made to date
Speaker 2: your mama's ex husband.
Speaker 1: She's clueless though she's really clueless because she.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how you clueless? Though? Was you clueless when you
Speaker 4: started sleeping with this man?
Speaker 2: You knew he was married to your mama, You knew
Speaker 2: he was your stepdaddy, You knew all this.
Speaker 4: Stop playing stupid when you.
Speaker 2: Make an ignorant decision and did want to claim, Well,
Speaker 2: what's wrong the hell he was?
Speaker 4: Why is the hold up? You told us to a
Speaker 4: friend or somebody, and ain't nobody say to you? What women?
Speaker 4: Hold up? Hold up? Baby girl?
Speaker 3: You did?
Speaker 4: What did you just say? What's one of your friends went? Said?
Speaker 3: Go for it?
Speaker 4: What's one of the relatives went? Baby? I understand where
Speaker 4: you're coming from.
Speaker 2: Because people found out about you dated a man for
Speaker 2: five years and had a son who in your circle?
Speaker 4: Okay, any of.
Speaker 1: This and he's a trifling dog.
Speaker 3: Happened?
Speaker 1: Well we'll talk about later, all right?
Speaker 6: Moving on last one, Steve China and Elwood China says,
Speaker 6: I'm dating a guy that manages a grocery store. I
Speaker 6: was ashamed at first, but he's a great guy.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying.
Speaker 6: To deal with the fact that he makes less money
Speaker 6: and he has a lot of Woe is me conversations
Speaker 6: should I help build a brother up or get rid
Speaker 6: of him.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah you should, you can help you. You got
Speaker 2: a great dude. He manages a grocery store, and.
Speaker 6: Well he makes less money than she does.
Speaker 1: So she's feeling some kind of way up.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell your true story about this girl I
Speaker 2: know that was dating this dude who's a matre d
Speaker 2: at the restaurant one time partner mine, and she just, uh,
Speaker 2: she just couldn't deal with it no more, and so
Speaker 2: she quit dayton a dude. So she started seeing somebody
Speaker 2: else a few years later, but she enjoyed the restaurant,
Speaker 2: so she went back to the restaurant. The dude that
Speaker 2: was at the restaurant, my partner, wasn't a matre d
Speaker 2: at the restaurant no more. He owned the restaurant. He
Speaker 2: sent them over a free check, paid for their check,
Speaker 2: said congratulations, hope you're happy. Hell, she looks stupid and
Speaker 2: she couldn't even eat.
Speaker 3: I know she had.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 5: Colo.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
Speaker 1: some entertainment news for you right after this you're listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show.
Speaker 6: Another accusation has been thrown at Ditty. This time It's
Speaker 6: from Natalia Ruben. Natalia is a woman that was shot
Speaker 6: in the face back in nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: In a nightclub.
Speaker 6: The shooting involved Sean Ditty Combs, of course, and rapper
Speaker 6: Shine Shine was charged with the shooting and did prison time.
Speaker 6: Natalia took to Instagram last week and stated that in
Speaker 6: light of Ditty's recent legal issues, she felt it was
Speaker 6: time to speak up. On a live video, Natalia said, quote,
Speaker 6: I am the woman he didty shot in the face
Speaker 6: in that December twenty seventh, nineteen ninety nine club, New
Speaker 6: York shooting. I have told everyone since then. Even the
Speaker 6: surgeon who did my surgery testified in the criminal trial
Speaker 6: that while they were putting me under anesthesia, I was screaming.
Speaker 1: Quote Puffy shot me in the face.
Speaker 6: Everybody knew he did it, but he paid off the
Speaker 6: club bouncer and all these other people to hide the video.
Speaker 6: Ruben was a paid almost two million dollars in damages
Speaker 6: by Diddy after the incident.
Speaker 1: And of course we know there were rumors and all kinds.
Speaker 6: Of speculations about this, so we'll have to watch this
Speaker 6: story pretty closely.
Speaker 4: Yeah, today is something on did right to take that well?
Speaker 6: Shine certainly has turned his life around, but isn't he
Speaker 6: prime minister of the lease.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is.
Speaker 1: We'll be watching this and behind that case.
Speaker 4: Everybody remembers that for.
Speaker 2: The Cassie situation, opened up a can of worms on
Speaker 2: this cat. Every I don't, I don't know anything about
Speaker 2: the shooting. I don't, I'm not not what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying, but that would be as many people
Speaker 2: as possible will pile on since he's writing checks and
Speaker 2: some people are just trying to get a check. Now,
Speaker 2: some people are gonna have some truth behind them stuff,
Speaker 2: and it's gonna be some people trying to get a check.
Speaker 2: But he opened it up because you know, you know,
Speaker 2: what happened to this young girl, Cassie was tragic, man,
Speaker 2: it was tragic what happened to this young girl. Yes, yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: because listen look when when the when?
Speaker 4: The when?
Speaker 2: When she first winted Diddy about this money and then
Speaker 2: Diddy's uh lawyers said, we will fight this one. We
Speaker 2: vehemently deny these charges. He's totally innocent. Well, then her
Speaker 2: lawyers sent over the tapes, video and the evidence. They said, okay,
Speaker 2: well this is what we got. Then they will let
Speaker 2: me go and write this check for you. So we're
Speaker 2: gonna get up out of here because you got right
Speaker 2: just check now, because you know this girl had the goods. Now,
Speaker 2: there was some people who just gonna pile on try
Speaker 2: to get a check. But it is, it's opened up
Speaker 2: a lot on this guy man, and he's he's really
Speaker 2: got to deal with a lot right now and he's losing.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: You know, sponsor ship got removed, his chairman of revolt.
Speaker 4: He up in it. This is he's up in it.
Speaker 6: Well, if you're guilty, that's what happened.
Speaker 4: In other news, I hope, but hope.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: In other news, Comicview is returning with all new episodes
Speaker 6: on B E T after a sixteen year absence. My
Speaker 6: Gifts will host the new shows. If premiere is March fourteenth.
Speaker 6: Comicview was filmed in Vegas in front of a live
Speaker 6: audience and will feature comedians DC Young Fly, Tommy Davidson,
Speaker 6: Tommy I think you said you just saw him while
Speaker 6: you were out on the road, Tommy David.
Speaker 1: Tony Roberts, Bresha Webb, and others.
Speaker 6: It will also be Rapper t I's debut Steve as
Speaker 6: a stand up comedian. Oh, so he's going to be
Speaker 6: a comic view. Yeah, we'll get to see his set.
Speaker 4: Congratulations.
Speaker 6: Yeah that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, My Gipps love Mike Camps. I know I love
Speaker 1: his latest comedy special Lady Tommy Mary.
Speaker 4: Doing com of you back to day.
Speaker 5: But I remember them.
Speaker 4: With you, Yes, I remember them days right death.
Speaker 6: Also in big news, Rihanna was reportedly paid six point
Speaker 6: three million dollars over the weekend, just over the weekend,
Speaker 6: to perform at a pre wedding party for the son
Speaker 6: of a billionaire in India. This was a three day
Speaker 6: wedding celebration and billionaire Mukesh and Bonnie reportedly spent one
Speaker 6: hundred and fifty one million dollars on the entire celebration.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine that?
Speaker 4: See I you know I love Rihanna, but I'd have
Speaker 4: done it for three I've been saying the same songs, try.
Speaker 1: To She did her thing though.
Speaker 4: She did.
Speaker 2: Sanging jos, motivation, gave it a variety, the whole fam.
Speaker 3: Just for three.
Speaker 4: He come on down.
Speaker 6: Rihanna performed her full concert, complete with her backup dancers
Speaker 6: and a packed out party full of tech CEOs, pop icons,
Speaker 6: Bollywood stars, Mike Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, and illusionists David Blaine
Speaker 6: were there. Mukesh and Bannie uh is said to be
Speaker 6: Asia's richest person, with the networth of one hundred and
Speaker 6: forty four billion dollars billion dollars from the oil telecoms industry.
Speaker 5: And you just wanted three Steve, Yeah, you see.
Speaker 4: Me sitting here on his zoom. Don't you have I
Speaker 4: met him? I'll be an Indian with Rihanna.
Speaker 8: Backup dances.
Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, well money, put your name in the pot.
Speaker 4: You just save you a lot of money. Man, I'm
Speaker 4: just trying to.
Speaker 1: They got money.
Speaker 6: They spend one hundred and fifty one million over the
Speaker 6: three day weekend.
Speaker 1: They didn't even get married.
Speaker 2: Yet, you could have gave me thirty million. You'd have
Speaker 2: had a part of your ass, wouldn't believe.
Speaker 4: Elephants?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 6: Coming up in twenty minutes after tomorrow is Super Tuesday,
Speaker 6: as we switch gears here and fifteen states will vote
Speaker 6: in presidential primary elections.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening Hardy
Speaker 1: Morning Show.
Speaker 6: Tomorrow is Super Tuesday, the biggest day of this year's
Speaker 6: presidential primary election. The elections are a crucial moment fordial
Speaker 6: for President Joe Biden and Donald Trump, who are the
Speaker 6: overwhelming front runners for the Democratic and Republican presidential nominations,
Speaker 6: although Republican Nikki Hayley is still in the race as
Speaker 6: the as the day with the most delegates up for stakes,
Speaker 6: strong performances by Biden and Trump would move them much
Speaker 6: closer to becoming their party's nominee. Tomorrow, these fifteen states
Speaker 6: will vote Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Maine, Massachusetts, Minnesota,
Speaker 6: North Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, and Virginia.
Speaker 3: So there you go.
Speaker 6: I'll get to the vote.
Speaker 8: Yes, go go to the poles.
Speaker 4: You got a vote. Let's do it. Yeah. I just
Speaker 4: don't feel like that this year. We just did this. Yes,
Speaker 4: we just did this. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, drama.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm gonna get on the horse for voting
Speaker 2: and registering and all that because it's my duty.
Speaker 4: It's my duty, Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: And you know, part of being a responsible person is
Speaker 2: doing what you have to do even when you don't
Speaker 2: want to do it. Responsible people get up and go
Speaker 2: to work every day. Responsible people go to their children's events.
Speaker 2: Responsible people care about people that don't care about them.
Speaker 2: You know, I got all that, but I show don't
Speaker 2: feel like that. Look, man, y'all's ask need to vote.
Speaker 2: I'm higging you to vote. Just your ask gots to
Speaker 2: vote many damn and quit listen to people talking about
Speaker 2: I'm gonna sit this out. It ain't worthing politics. Ain't
Speaker 2: this Listen, man, you have to vote. Stop listening to
Speaker 2: people tell you what to do.
Speaker 4: You have to vote. It is your obligation, it is
Speaker 4: your duty.
Speaker 2: There are too many black people who lost their lives
Speaker 2: for us to have the right to vote, and we
Speaker 2: have to honor our ancestors and our fathers by going
Speaker 2: out here and voting. That's how duty. I'll give a
Speaker 2: damn if you don't like it. I know politics ainy well,
Speaker 2: ain't right. I don't care if you're talking about you
Speaker 2: ain't got a clear choice in the candidate.
Speaker 4: You really really do?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 4: Really really do it?
Speaker 2: Because I got news for you, your black ass sitting
Speaker 2: up in here thinking Trump gonna do anything for you.
Speaker 2: Trump don't do nothing for you. Name me one thing
Speaker 2: Trump had done for black people. Y'all stupid.
Speaker 4: Man, y'all stupid for sitting up here thinking he care
Speaker 4: about your black ass. Listen to me.
Speaker 2: You ain't got no new streets, no pipeline, no airports,
Speaker 2: no nothing, no better highways or roads. He ain't built
Speaker 2: no damn wall, and he ain't made Mexico pay for
Speaker 2: a damn thing.
Speaker 4: Tada.
Speaker 1: Get out, people, get out and vote. Steve just made
Speaker 1: the point and case all right.
Speaker 6: Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hours, Sister
Speaker 6: Odell will be in the building right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show.
Speaker 1: She is here, ladies and gentlemen, without further you you're here, Esus.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 2: That's all the song I'm singing because y'all been cutting
Speaker 2: into my time.
Speaker 4: Good mornings everyone. Hell yes, Lord Lord. First of all,
Speaker 4: let me get it out the way.
Speaker 2: I want to think Beyonce for coming out with that
Speaker 2: new hit record I've already rewritten.
Speaker 4: Gentlemen, I know Jesus, he's my sad. I know the Lord.
Speaker 4: I know the Lord. I know the Lord. I don't
Speaker 4: know him. You going to hell now? I said bye
Speaker 4: bye bye bye bye.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to get out the way.
Speaker 2: You know, she's so talented, you know, she just does
Speaker 2: everything I've never seen anybody do such an amazing job
Speaker 2: when you music and she just beautiful and yes, it's
Speaker 2: just beautiful, grazing them kids, you know, and her husband
Speaker 2: and just hanging in there. You know, hit some rough spots,
Speaker 2: but that's what marriage is. You gotta get through it,
Speaker 2: you know, sister Della. Happy Women's history months, that's the Lord.
Speaker 4: And do not know some history?
Speaker 1: Well, you've blazed a.
Speaker 6: Lot of trails, you you've opened doors for a lot
Speaker 6: of women before you. So do you have any inspirational messages?
Speaker 2: You know, they gave you that white woman or Bessie
Speaker 2: Ross's credit for sewing the flag.
Speaker 1: The American flag, Uh huh, Billy.
Speaker 2: Maywood, it's the one that came up with the flag.
Speaker 2: And that hell for Bessie set up there in that class.
Speaker 2: She had been working on Bill had been working on
Speaker 2: that flag three weeks. They went in there, and the
Speaker 2: little hell for sitting up in here with the flag
Speaker 2: in her lap. They're gonna talk about best Bestal Rocks
Speaker 2: ain't did a damn thing.
Speaker 5: We didn't know.
Speaker 1: That's some history we didn't, yeh.
Speaker 2: Something that Gertrude Henderson came up with triple fudge cookies.
Speaker 2: There wasn't a little white people in no treehouse, no
Speaker 2: hellse nothing else.
Speaker 8: Oh hell, keep.
Speaker 4: All mine.
Speaker 2: Your tell their true ruther she there's so many things
Speaker 2: you know that Black women have done it, and they
Speaker 2: don't get credit for Kim Kard dashing.
Speaker 4: Black women don't get credit for that. White women ain't
Speaker 4: even black ass.
Speaker 2: Black women been having ass and everything I'm talking about
Speaker 2: for days.
Speaker 4: Yes, ma'am, you don't even understand.
Speaker 2: I remember when white folks didn't even black assay, And
Speaker 2: now all of a sudden, everybody wanted a bt L
Speaker 2: and a b L T and trying to go to
Speaker 2: her and trying to get all this here, put on
Speaker 2: a new teeth and because it just it just kills
Speaker 2: me and you getting on getting all bowlocks blowing all
Speaker 2: up in your lips. I mean, when they was making
Speaker 2: fun of black people live. Now everybody wants some lips.
Speaker 2: Now come out of the white folks gonna shit out somewhere.
Speaker 4: White, what's non with that?
Speaker 3: Jeff P.
Speaker 4: White? You ain't us quick going down there trying to
Speaker 4: be us. You can't be us.
Speaker 2: We can't have nothing. We get a fade, Travis Kelson,
Speaker 2: get a faith. They want to get a white man
Speaker 2: credit for a faith.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Rayfel Jackson jes go inteen thirty six Olympics.
Speaker 4: With a faith.
Speaker 6: A lot of people are mad at Beyonce for going
Speaker 6: over the country, seeing she's black and everything, saying she
Speaker 6: shouldn't cross over the country.
Speaker 4: Wait, what is she crossing over on?
Speaker 1: She a sing ain'tient, Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 4: But we're the white people on the country.
Speaker 5: But from Houston.
Speaker 4: Country. You want to be.
Speaker 2: Your pats over here? Make her slaves win in the South. Now,
Speaker 2: we ain't supposed to be a country, right If let
Speaker 2: me tell you something. Let me tell you something here
Speaker 2: another face. If you take black side of music, you
Speaker 2: can close music industry done because it wouldn't be worth
Speaker 2: it down. I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 4: You better. You can be a swifty if you want to.
Speaker 4: But Mestro swift swiftly.
Speaker 2: Going to mess with that behigh. Watch what happened? Keep
Speaker 2: your ass toe up. Odeedda Wilson had one of the
Speaker 2: prettiest ass that with today's she couldn't even come to church.
Speaker 5: You're listening hard.
Speaker 6: Morning show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 6: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
Speaker 6: I'm about to take another flight. We'll get into that,
Speaker 6: find out what that's all about. That used to be
Speaker 6: Steve's favorite song.
Speaker 1: For right now I know.
Speaker 4: Time bottle make you wanter bite?
Speaker 6: Yeah, right now, it's time for the nephew in today's
Speaker 6: prank phone call what you got now?
Speaker 7: All right, Before I get started, I want to thank
Speaker 7: Riley off Cacilaki Man for coming out seeing your boy.
Speaker 4: Five shows, four of them sold out, four out of five.
Speaker 4: I can't beat that. I like that.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 4: And uh yeah we did that dog one thing, didn't we, Rody?
Speaker 4: Did we do it? You know we did? Yes, we did,
Speaker 4: And I appreciate that.
Speaker 7: Was my first time at Charlie Good Nights Charlie Good
Speaker 7: Knights Comedy Club, and I appreciate it. I will be
Speaker 7: back to Ridy because I thoroughly, thoroughly enjoyed myself. All right,
Speaker 7: all right, and right after this prank, I'll let you
Speaker 7: know what's coming up on Tommy's calendar.
Speaker 4: Right now right here is pizza delivery. Pizza delivery, and.
Speaker 7: We're going to the You know, I believe that everybody
Speaker 7: who wants a pizza should be able to get a pizza,
Speaker 7: even if you are in the Penitentiara, you know what
Speaker 7: I'm saying, even if you're in.
Speaker 4: You ought to better. You know people in the pen
Speaker 4: want pizza too. Why not? Why not? Let's go God
Speaker 4: the pizza delivery pizza man help you?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 10: Can you please?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah? All right?
Speaker 10: Okay, So about that, Sarah? Can I take your order?
Speaker 10: You want twin pizzas? And what kind of quest was that?
Speaker 3: Going to beat? You took up on me?
Speaker 10: Please?
Speaker 3: I need six cheese pizzas, six cheese pizzas on bed crush?
Speaker 10: What kind of cust was that again?
Speaker 3: Been being ten.
Speaker 10: Six peees then crust pizzas? And do you want any
Speaker 10: other topics on that car?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I need two meat lovers?
Speaker 9: Was that again?
Speaker 10: Do you stick up a little bit. I'm really having
Speaker 10: a hard time hearing you.
Speaker 3: I need two meat lovers two.
Speaker 10: Yes, two lovers pizza okay? And what kind of quest
Speaker 10: would you like on that shirt?
Speaker 3: Uh? That's thick thick crust.
Speaker 10: You said you want a thin crust on that sick
Speaker 10: So I'm having a really hard time hearing you. Can
Speaker 10: you speak up for us?
Speaker 3: I need I need to meat lovers with thick.
Speaker 10: Crust good crust okay, okay.
Speaker 3: All right? And then the lastest two veggies on being
Speaker 3: crust two bggies veggieesed jeeves.
Speaker 10: Veggies, two veggies, two veggies on the.
Speaker 3: Three quest, do y'all deliver? To do y'all deliver to
Speaker 3: gated gated community?
Speaker 10: Can you work for a second portment to say okay,
Speaker 10: sorry about this hurt?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 10: Can I get your phone numbers?
Speaker 3: Three four two Dad six eight nine?
Speaker 10: Okay? I heard three four two Dash six eight nine,
Speaker 10: but I didn't get the rest of those numbers. Can
Speaker 10: I get an area code or no?
Speaker 3: My number three four to two Dass six eight nine.
Speaker 10: Okay. I need to get the whole seven digits and
Speaker 10: the area code so that we can put you in
Speaker 10: a computer to try to find your location.
Speaker 3: I told you my number. My number is three four
Speaker 3: two Dad six eight nine.
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, sir, let me get my manager on the phone.
Speaker 10: Excuse me, he's giving me like six numbers name Hockeen.
Speaker 11: I'll take care of us, sir. How are you doing?
Speaker 3: Hey? How you doing?
Speaker 11: I'm doing great?
Speaker 3: All right? I order a ten pizza, six cheese pieces,
Speaker 3: two meat lovers, and two veggies. I'm trying to see
Speaker 3: if do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community.
Speaker 11: Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community
Speaker 11: all the time. Let me just get a number four
Speaker 11: you and an address, right my number?
Speaker 3: Three four to two dass six eight.
Speaker 11: Now, sir, that's only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually,
Speaker 11: Eric Coole plus your seven digits.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't. I don't. If you just leave it
Speaker 3: with the guard, he'll make sure I get it.
Speaker 11: No, sir, I don't think you're understand. I need to
Speaker 11: have a phone number where I can call you. We
Speaker 11: can go in and out of the gate. That's not
Speaker 11: a problem when I guess I want to.
Speaker 3: You can't go in and out that gate. Listen, you
Speaker 3: can't go in and out that gate, sir.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Can you speak up something?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm trying to get ten pizzas delivered, and you
Speaker 3: just drop it off with the guard.
Speaker 11: So I understand what you're saying. I'm trying to deliver
Speaker 11: the pizza to you directly. The guard is not who's
Speaker 11: getting the pizza, right, I'm delivering it.
Speaker 3: He gonna he gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm cool
Speaker 3: with the guard. He gonna pay you.
Speaker 11: Okay, where are you? Where are you? Okay, let's do this.
Speaker 3: Where are you? Okay? I'm in in Gola and Gola
Speaker 3: and Goola.
Speaker 11: And where's that?
Speaker 3: Where's that? Gooda and y'all don't know where to go.
Speaker 3: I'm in in Gololo and go in Louisiana the penitentiary.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 11: So we can't deliver pizza to a penitentiary.
Speaker 3: Look, I order ten pizzas from what six sixteen pieces,
Speaker 3: two meter lowers and two bags. Look, I can't be
Speaker 3: on this phone too much longer.
Speaker 11: Listen, sir. I know what you're saying, but we're not
Speaker 11: delivering to Angola. Do you know where we're located? You
Speaker 11: gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas. Look, you gotta go
Speaker 11: somebody in Angola, Louisiana.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm trying to get these ten people. Look, I'm late.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to go back and.
Speaker 11: Forth with you exactly, and I'm not gonna go back
Speaker 11: and forth with you either. We are unable to deliver
Speaker 11: this pizza to you, okay, wow, because you are in
Speaker 11: the penitentiary, sir. No one delivers pizza to people in
Speaker 11: the penitentiary.
Speaker 3: People in the penitential team are a pizza, No, sir, they.
Speaker 11: Cannot, but we do not deliver to the penitentiary. And
Speaker 11: then we're in Dallas. Do you know how long it
Speaker 11: would take to get pizza to Angola?
Speaker 3: I dog give. But let me tell, okay, who the manager.
Speaker 11: That I am the manager? You speaking with the manager?
Speaker 3: What's your name?
Speaker 11: Never mind with my name is, Just know that I'm
Speaker 11: the manager.
Speaker 3: Okay. Let me say this to you, since you to
Speaker 3: manager there. If I don't get no pizzas here tonight, cool,
Speaker 3: when I get out in three years, I'm coming down
Speaker 3: now and I'm gonna you up.
Speaker 11: So you're talking to you. Ain't gonna meet up in
Speaker 11: three years. I won't be here in matter fact, I
Speaker 11: just might stay here for three years.
Speaker 3: So when you come back, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: If y'all don't bring the pieces to this penitential, get
Speaker 3: it to the guard before he get off work. Then,
Speaker 3: but it's gonna be around here, not in one of
Speaker 3: these ten pizzas. And everybody on the cell block is.
Speaker 11: Waiting on them, sir, don't I don't care about you
Speaker 11: and your tholf on your cell block. You are in
Speaker 11: the penitentiary and I don't even know why you calling.
Speaker 11: Are you on my phone? This is a business, okay,
Speaker 11: and I have a job to do. I am not
Speaker 11: delivering pieces still penitentiary.
Speaker 3: Y'all discriminating nobody where y'all bring pizzas that.
Speaker 11: No, we don't discoiminate. But we ain't located in that
Speaker 11: gold unless you're gonna give me some petrol. And I'm
Speaker 11: mess on, I ain't coming.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. I want you to remember
Speaker 3: these number three four two dad six eight nine. If
Speaker 3: you see that ray painted on your house all that
Speaker 3: damn pizza place, then you know my then got out
Speaker 3: and I'm looking for your threefol two dad six eight nine.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna give us about three two six eight nine
Speaker 11: and seven four three. What I'm saying is, yes, grass,
Speaker 11: if you come up here in three years and guess what,
Speaker 11: don't drop the soap.
Speaker 3: Than you're talking to.
Speaker 11: That's why I said, just think you're talking to Let
Speaker 11: me get off my phone.
Speaker 3: I got I got one more thing to tell you
Speaker 3: before I get in three years. He's the last words
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say that. What's that you're listening here?
Speaker 11: I'm listening say what you gotta say.
Speaker 3: This is Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3: Your girl friends got me to pray foreh call you.
Speaker 11: Oh my goodness, you got you got to be Freddie Kennedy. Man,
Speaker 11: Oh my god, oh god, this is nephew.
Speaker 3: Tell me.
Speaker 7: Come on, man, come on, come on this money. I
Speaker 7: need a little praise and worship, some little prank craise
Speaker 7: and worship.
Speaker 4: Up in him in the pin man in the pen,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 7: March fourteen, fifteen sixteen and March fourteen, fifteen sixteen. The
Speaker 7: Nephew is coming to Richmond, Virginia. Everything is sold out
Speaker 7: except for Thursday Night.
Speaker 4: Thursday Night.
Speaker 7: I have added a Thursday night show seven o'clock at Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 7: Friday and Saturday is completely sold out. The Nephew is
Speaker 7: coming to time. Been a long time, Richmond. Come get it,
Speaker 7: everybody getting it. It's time to sit back and talk
Speaker 7: about the light that he's living right now. All of it,
Speaker 7: baby cancel life after fifty. It's all there, all wrapped
Speaker 7: up into some jokes. Yes, Sair, I think I'm about
Speaker 7: the stupidest thing moving right now.
Speaker 4: I really do. Well here, I don't know if there's
Speaker 4: none greater. I just don't the other.
Speaker 1: You are the president and CEO.
Speaker 6: All right, thank you if you coming up next, it
Speaker 6: is a Strawberry Letter for today and the subject is
Speaker 6: I'm about to take another flight.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that.
Speaker 4: Half a bottom. May you want to bite? I'm go
Speaker 4: on and get old new.
Speaker 1: Slide that's coming up next. Right after this.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew.
Speaker 6: Subject I'm about to take another flight. Dear Stephen Shirley.
Speaker 5: I'm huh.
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley.
Speaker 6: I'm married and I have a male best friend that
Speaker 6: just moved to Hawaii. My husband couldn't be happier that
Speaker 6: he moved so far away. I'm excited too, because we've
Speaker 6: been sleeping together for three years. I was tired of
Speaker 6: playing things off in front of my husband. I went
Speaker 6: out to Hawaii to help him find temporary housing, and
Speaker 6: I told my husband I was in San Antonio with
Speaker 6: my sister. My sister is in on it, and she
Speaker 6: makes me feel bad about sneaking around on my husband.
Speaker 6: She says that's when things happen. She's trying to jinx me,
Speaker 6: so I stopped sharing my business with her. I went
Speaker 6: out to Hawaii last weekend and my husband got suspicious.
Speaker 6: He could not find the flight on our credit card bill,
Speaker 6: so I had to tell him I used my points
Speaker 6: to fly free. Luckily, he's not a savvy traveler and
Speaker 6: lets me handle travel arrangements when we travel, but something
Speaker 6: about this last trip has him on edge and he's
Speaker 6: been questioning me. I did not know that his friend
Speaker 6: used to work in Hawaii and told him one of
Speaker 6: my pictures looks like the place he used to hang
Speaker 6: out two years ago. My husband called my sister and
Speaker 6: she did a great job at lying it's her husband
Speaker 6: that I'm worried about.
Speaker 1: All I could do is act like my husband is
Speaker 1: making me really mad with his behavior.
Speaker 6: I've shut down sex and I barely talk to him,
Speaker 6: but reverse psychology is not working on him. I may
Speaker 6: have to take another flight and make it a permanent
Speaker 6: one this time. My best friend and lover said he's
Speaker 6: not going to lie if my husband calls him.
Speaker 5: What am I.
Speaker 1: Supposed to do?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, so now you want our advice?
Speaker 6: Ave, you've been doing your dirt with your so called
Speaker 6: best friend, this male friend of.
Speaker 1: Yours for three years. It sounds like now that your
Speaker 1: husband is getting suspicious, you've got one foot out of
Speaker 1: the door. Anyway.
Speaker 6: You said you might have to take a flight and
Speaker 6: it might be permanent this time. So what do you
Speaker 6: need our help for? I mean, do you want us
Speaker 6: to convince your best friend, your side piece to lie
Speaker 6: to your husband instead of telling him the truth about
Speaker 6: you guys?
Speaker 1: Or maybe you want Steve and I.
Speaker 6: To help you come up with a lie to tell
Speaker 6: your husband about what's been happening in Hawaii where you've
Speaker 6: been going. You already have your sister lying for you,
Speaker 6: but she doesn't want to do it, and now you're
Speaker 6: worried about her husband. Either way, we want no parts
Speaker 6: of this. Okay, you haven't said your husband is a
Speaker 6: bad man. You haven't said he's cheated on you. You
Speaker 6: haven't said he abused you in any way, or it
Speaker 6: is terrible in bed. You've said none of those things.
Speaker 6: So you're just cheating for whatever reason. I mean, you've
Speaker 6: gotten sloppy with covering up your tracks, and now you're
Speaker 6: about to get busted. So you want our help.
Speaker 1: That's it, period, That's what it is. I can't help you, Steve.
Speaker 4: This is a great, great, great letter because I'm going
Speaker 4: to expose something here. And this goes especially to the
Speaker 4: women on this show who are vehement, vehement supporters of
Speaker 4: the truth.
Speaker 2: These women on my show love honesty, forth rightness, righteousness.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, they.
Speaker 5: They loved.
Speaker 4: The liar. But oh, here we have a letter with
Speaker 4: a woman in it. And I ain't doing nothing but line.
Speaker 2: I could not read this letter fast enough because they
Speaker 2: would just lie after lie after lie after lie. And
Speaker 2: let's get into this wonderful letter. I'm married and I
Speaker 2: got a male best friend. How many times do I
Speaker 2: have to keep telling y'all about these opposite sex best friends?
Speaker 2: How many times do I have to tell you that
Speaker 2: ninety nine point nine percent of the time this don't work,
Speaker 2: especially if you're in a relationship. If you're in a
Speaker 2: committed relationship and your best friend is of the opposite sex,
Speaker 2: but the same sex as the person you're in a
Speaker 2: committee relationship with, it's gonna create a problem ninety nine
Speaker 2: point nine percent of the time.
Speaker 4: And here we go again.
Speaker 2: I have a male best friend that just moved to Hawaii,
Speaker 2: and my husband couldn't be happy that he moved so
Speaker 2: far away. I'm excited because we've been sleeping together for
Speaker 2: three years. WHOA just right off the dribble, this letter
Speaker 2: going the hell ride off the top. I was tired
Speaker 2: of playing things off in front of my husband, and
Speaker 2: I went to Hawaii to help him find temporary housing.
Speaker 2: And I told my husband I was in San Antonio
Speaker 2: with my sister. Come on, lie, come on, lie, you
Speaker 2: told your husband using San Antonio, but you really flew
Speaker 2: to Hawaii.
Speaker 4: Well, ladies, here is what line looks like.
Speaker 2: And now let me tell you why she ain't good
Speaker 2: at this, and I'll show you that shortening. My sister
Speaker 2: is in on it, and she makes me feel bad
Speaker 2: about sneaking around on my husband. She said, that's when
Speaker 2: things happen. She trying to jinx me. She ain't trying
Speaker 2: to jinx you. She warning you. It's call of warning.
Speaker 2: She not brought see right here. When people want to
Speaker 2: do wrong, they can justify anything wrong. She trying to
Speaker 2: jinx me. Your sister is trying to warn you, so
Speaker 2: I stopped sharing my business with her. I went on
Speaker 2: to Hawaii last week, and my husband got suspicious because
Speaker 2: he couldn't find a flight on that credit card, so
Speaker 2: I had to tell him I used my points to
Speaker 2: fly free. Luckily, he's not a savvy traveler and lets
Speaker 2: me handle travel arrangements when we travel, but something about
Speaker 2: this last trip has him on the edge.
Speaker 4: He's been questioning me.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I did not know that his friend used to work
Speaker 2: in Hawaii and told him one of my pictures looked
Speaker 2: like the place he used to hang out two years ago.
Speaker 4: What is your dumb ass taking picture? So hang on,
Speaker 4: see right, don't do that.
Speaker 3: Hang on.
Speaker 6: We'll have part two of your response coming up to
Speaker 6: today's Strawberry letter at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 6: Today's subject is I'm about to take another flight. We'll
Speaker 6: get back into it right after this. You're listening hard
Speaker 6: Morning show, All right, Come on Steve Let's recap Today's
Speaker 6: Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: The subject is I'm about to take another flight.
Speaker 2: This could be one of my all time favorite letters
Speaker 2: because of Shirley and Carlin's attitude toward the truth.
Speaker 4: There are truth lovers. They insist on telling the truth.
Speaker 4: Why do men lie? You ain't got the lie? Craig
Speaker 4: all this?
Speaker 3: Ye lie?
Speaker 4: Why you got to keep lying?
Speaker 2: Well, now we got a letter with a woman full
Speaker 2: of lines. Married, got a male best friend to just
Speaker 2: move to Why you? My husband couldn't be happy that
Speaker 2: it moved. I'm excited too, because we've been sleeping together
Speaker 2: for three years. How many times I gotta tell y'all
Speaker 2: about these best friends of the opposite sex. When you're
Speaker 2: in a committee relationship and your best friend is the
Speaker 2: same sex as your mate, it's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 4: It usually is.
Speaker 2: This wasn't even bigger than that, because they sleeping together.
Speaker 2: She told her lie told her husband that she was
Speaker 2: in San Antonio with her sister. She'd that flew to Hawaii. Ooh,
Speaker 2: that's a big trip. Your sister here and owner and
Speaker 2: she done told you that. She tried to make you
Speaker 2: feel bad about sneaking around on your husband. She said,
Speaker 2: that's when things happened. She trying to jinx me. Your
Speaker 2: sister trying to warn you stupid. So I stopped sharing
Speaker 2: my business with her. I went out to Hawaii last
Speaker 2: week and my husband got suspicious. So he couldn't find
Speaker 2: a flight on the credit card. So I told him
Speaker 2: I used my points. Luckily, he ain't a savvy traveler, right,
Speaker 2: but something about this last trip got him on edge.
Speaker 4: I told him, and I didn't know that his friend.
Speaker 2: Used to work in Hawaii and told him one of
Speaker 2: my pictures looked like the place he used to hang
Speaker 2: out two years ago.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, what what you posting pictures for? How
Speaker 4: stupid can you be? You can't cheat and post pictures now?
Speaker 2: Your husband free in the salt picture and said they
Speaker 2: looked like a place he used to hang out with
Speaker 2: in Hawaii. You said you was in San Antonio. San
Speaker 2: Antonio don't look like Hawaii. It ain't nothing in San
Speaker 2: Antonio that looked like No damn Hawaii.
Speaker 4: Nothing nothing.
Speaker 2: The river walk, the river ain't that ain't in Hawaii.
Speaker 2: The Alamo ain't no cliffs in waves in San Antonio?
Speaker 2: What are you posting pictures?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 2: Ain't got no way down in Santo San Antonio, sell
Speaker 2: pineapple baculs. What did you taking pictures for your stupid ass?
Speaker 2: You in San Antonio? You know that about Alamo? Yes,
Speaker 2: that's Afford with some guns on it. You taking a
Speaker 2: picture of people doing all halui with a pig on
Speaker 2: the stick.
Speaker 4: They don't do that san Antonio, stupid.
Speaker 2: Not the dude trailing the fire with a with a
Speaker 2: hoopskirt on with grass and a laid around his neck.
Speaker 12: Now that ain't in San Antonio. They ain't having a
Speaker 12: fiesta down there. Stupid ass, get busted. Ooh you stupid.
Speaker 12: I can't stand with stupid people lying.
Speaker 4: It just sickens me.
Speaker 2: Anyway, my husband called my sister and she did a
Speaker 2: great job of lying. It's her husband that I'm worried about.
Speaker 2: You know why, because you got too many people in
Speaker 2: on your line. You got way too many people in here.
Speaker 2: All I could do is act like, oh, my husband
Speaker 2: is making me really mad, and I just shut down
Speaker 2: sex and I barely talk to him. But reverse psychology
Speaker 2: is not working on him. I may have to take
Speaker 2: it another flight and make it a permanent one this time.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, what yeah you thinking about going to
Speaker 2: Hawaii and making this a permanent flight. My best friend
Speaker 2: and lover said, he's not gonna lie to my husband
Speaker 2: if he calls him. What am I supposed to do?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, why would your husband call him? But
Speaker 2: wait a minute, what makes you think that he wants
Speaker 2: you to fly to Hawaii and stay with him. He
Speaker 2: just wants you to come in, hook him up, and
Speaker 2: get out. You're not as important to his best friend
Speaker 2: as you think. He ain't asked you to marry him.
Speaker 2: You gonna get on that plane and you ain't gonna
Speaker 2: have a way to live.
Speaker 4: You stupid. You don't even know how to lie that part.
Speaker 4: You got too many people in on your lie. You
Speaker 4: just don't. You just don't even know.
Speaker 2: You're telling him your asses in San Antonio when you're
Speaker 2: in Hawaii and you're taking pictures in Hawaii?
Speaker 4: What is all in waves? Where the waves keeping from
Speaker 4: the waves in San Antonio? What is you talking? What
Speaker 4: cliff is you on in San Antonio? How's you on
Speaker 4: a cliff? What heill side?
Speaker 3: How you?
Speaker 4: How's you taking bike rides up in the rain clouds?
Speaker 4: Where that's that? In San Antonio? They doing a.
Speaker 2: Hula dance and a fire dance and all this here
Speaker 2: Hawa katta? Howard they doing Hawaiian dancers? They don't do that.
Speaker 2: You're two damn close to Mexico. You can't get Mexico
Speaker 2: confused with Hawaiian.
Speaker 1: You hate a stupid liar.
Speaker 2: I know they got the same kind of hand, they
Speaker 2: about the same complexion. But ain't nobody falling for this?
Speaker 2: Hawaiians is not Mexicans. Yes, color, volcano, the volcano, all
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: Back.
Speaker 4: Where did they put a volcano down there? By the
Speaker 4: damn Alimo?
Speaker 2: I'm asking you, wee girl, what is all them sparks
Speaker 2: and ashes flying in the back?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh oh, that's at the Wild Cowdy on Wild Cowdy Night.
Speaker 2: They have volcano over. No, that's a real volcano. Helpa,
Speaker 2: Why are you running from? Why is you running from? Lava?
Speaker 4: In this picture?
Speaker 1: Rights you doing?
Speaker 4: Wait a minute? What whale? Seeing whales? All right?
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Speaker 1: Coming up next it is Junior and Sports Talk. Right
Speaker 1: after this.
Speaker 5: You're listening Hard Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, it is time now for Junior and Sports Talk,
Speaker 1: which you got Junior.
Speaker 8: Let's say congratulations to Lebron James.
Speaker 9: Lebron James because the first player to score forty thousand
Speaker 9: points in the NBA, saying, come on, Lebron, broun Ron,
Speaker 9: love Lebron, and he said, this is the biggest thing
Speaker 9: I've ever done in my career.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 8: He took it and stride like, hey, it's forty thousand points.
Speaker 4: We want championships.
Speaker 8: And does this make him any better prepared to Jordan's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the.
Speaker 2: Well listen to me. You cannot deny what this dude
Speaker 2: is doing at thirty nine. I mean at this at
Speaker 2: he about to be forty. To play this long, at
Speaker 2: this level, We've never seen this before. He is a
Speaker 2: he's a unicorn man. He's a one of a kind.
Speaker 2: He's a one of one. I've seen both of them play.
Speaker 4: With my own eyes.
Speaker 2: And the physicality of Joe Jordan and Lebron. Lebron was
Speaker 2: more intimidating coming down the line because he's two fifty
Speaker 2: to sixty whatever he is. You know, that's imposing guy
Speaker 2: coming down the line. But he's been coming down the
Speaker 2: lane with less people who who. It's some people that
Speaker 2: used to stay down that didn't let you come down
Speaker 2: that lane either though, So the physicality of the game
Speaker 2: is totally different. I can't listen, man, I've changed my
Speaker 2: debate because if you look at the errors, Jordan was
Speaker 2: the greatest basketball player in his air.
Speaker 4: Jordan is the greatest basketball player in his era.
Speaker 2: But the greatest player of all time that I ever
Speaker 2: saw play basketball was Jordan that I saw play basketball
Speaker 2: and the way he played it. But at that same time,
Speaker 2: I've never seen nobody play this game like Lebron for
Speaker 2: as long.
Speaker 4: But then that ass Kobe don't oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just a mental level of basketball that was so
Speaker 2: nasty and tenacious. So there's an argument for them three.
Speaker 2: But the numbers, the numbers are are trending towards Lebron.
Speaker 2: But them six rings though. Six you see that's a
Speaker 2: number you got When to Leaven Lebron said it, you
Speaker 2: don't care about the forty he need titles.
Speaker 4: Well, if that's the mark, then he said it. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 8: But congratulations to Lebron, man, I mean, he's a bad boy.
Speaker 12: First history, he's still playing, still plays, he's a nasty
Speaker 12: little something now and you.
Speaker 3: Know what he had?
Speaker 8: Ohio upo.
Speaker 2: No, he don't even look so I know where from
Speaker 2: a back rod. That's how we make him up there.
Speaker 1: Thank you Jr.
Speaker 6: Coming up at the top of the hour. Steven Mann
Speaker 6: needs you your help. His wife is trying to invade
Speaker 6: his personal space. We'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 5: You're listening morning show, all right, Steve.
Speaker 1: This is from Frazelle in Auburn.
Speaker 6: Britzelle says, I have a lot of land that I
Speaker 6: hunt on and ride my ATVs on with my boys.
Speaker 6: We get out there and build bonfires and drink beer
Speaker 6: all winter. I bought a small camper and we built
Speaker 6: a little outhouse. This is all just for me, and
Speaker 6: I let my wife and two daughters have the whole house.
Speaker 6: But now she is planning to invade my space. She
Speaker 6: wants our fourteen year old daughter and her friends to
Speaker 6: go quote glamping. She wants me to make the area
Speaker 6: safe by putting up an expensive electric fence. How do
Speaker 6: I put my foot down nicely and tell her to
Speaker 6: go find somewhere else to play?
Speaker 4: Oh, perhaps to say that, or you could do this
Speaker 4: man and let them go glamping.
Speaker 2: And you know, just you gotta put a generator out there,
Speaker 2: gas power generator, and then you just got to put
Speaker 2: up the little fence and just let her.
Speaker 4: Let her go glamping and the rest of the beef.
Speaker 4: You and your boys understand that.
Speaker 2: So now you can do that, or you can say, hey, baby,
Speaker 2: I've just got that set up for the men that
Speaker 2: ain't nowhere, or just let them go glamping somewhere else.
Speaker 2: They have glamping places. She can go rent a cabin
Speaker 2: and all this hell, but she ain't gonna go glamping
Speaker 2: with that outhouse.
Speaker 4: Eating been nothing glamorous about that.
Speaker 2: Women do not like using the bathroom outside. Ain't no water,
Speaker 2: outhouse don't flush. Oh god, I didn't know that outhouse
Speaker 2: don't flush.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: There's not our outhouse. I've seen on earth that flushes.
Speaker 2: So have you ever weren't driving down and you've seen
Speaker 2: a construction site, you've seen a porter body?
Speaker 4: Yeah right there, that's okay.
Speaker 2: When you when you build an out house in the woods,
Speaker 2: you dig a hole, you set up a box, you
Speaker 2: put an opening in the box, you put a structure
Speaker 2: over it. Or you can go in and shut the door.
Speaker 2: There ain't no electricity ain't nothing. You sit on that
Speaker 2: box with that hole in it, you handle your beers
Speaker 2: is down in the hole, and you get.
Speaker 1: Up and you walk off, and it's biodegradable.
Speaker 4: There, What are you talking about? Degraded?
Speaker 1: It just goes back to the earth.
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, it's boo boo and urine. It's
Speaker 4: boo boo and urine.
Speaker 3: We know what it is.
Speaker 4: You just really had to say that breakfast.
Speaker 8: Yeah, why did you say that?
Speaker 4: You know, as you get older, you know, you just
Speaker 4: get the hell out of it sometimes learning stuff out.
Speaker 3: In it.
Speaker 7: Number one and number two you surprise on your face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we're gonna have to move on.
Speaker 4: What is the problems? How you trying to dress this up?
Speaker 4: It's biodegradable. What is you're talking about?
Speaker 6: I'm just saying it goes back to the earth, right,
Speaker 6: that's I mean, that's why they don't flush or anything,
Speaker 6: or they just let it stay.
Speaker 4: Plumbing.
Speaker 3: How you don't?
Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on.
Speaker 2: I don't know, y'all need to take y'all just city behind.
Speaker 2: Y'all don't need to go out there. She don't need
Speaker 2: to go out there with her daughter, her friend and
Speaker 2: y'all y'all what else you got?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm moving on.
Speaker 4: You say that.
Speaker 6: Uh, this is from Cindy and Dade County said.
Speaker 4: That really.
Speaker 1: Give you credit for that, looking at us like we're
Speaker 1: straight crazy?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 6: This is from Cindy and Day County. She says, I
Speaker 6: have to constantly battle my child's father over how I
Speaker 6: spend the money he gives me for our child. I
Speaker 6: work two jobs and I live my life to the fullest.
Speaker 6: I travel a lot, and no, I don't take my child.
Speaker 6: He never keeps her when I travel because he's never
Speaker 6: left Miami in his life, so he hates on my lifestyle.
Speaker 6: I'm always dressed nicely, and so is my daughter. How
Speaker 6: do I get him and his mama to understand that
Speaker 6: I'm taking care of my responsibilities while still enjoying my It.
Speaker 2: Don't matter when you pay the child support. You have
Speaker 2: no say so, you just make the payment. Dog Quit
Speaker 2: looking over there, because all that money ain't going towards
Speaker 2: the child personally. It goes to the child's lifestyle and
Speaker 2: her mama is benefiting from it. Tada, that's the magic show.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't have had the baby?
Speaker 1: Oh all right, all right?
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Speaker 1: We will play around it. Would you rather right after this?
Speaker 6: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ton now for a
Speaker 6: round of would you would you rather live next door
Speaker 6: to Fred G.
Speaker 1: Sanford?
Speaker 4: Or would you oh yeah?
Speaker 1: Or would you rather live next door to Archie Bunker Hell?
Speaker 4: No, Fred Sanford, I'll be over there, laughing.
Speaker 6: Min Okay, would you would you rather paint your entire
Speaker 6: house naked?
Speaker 1: Or would you rather invite your ex over to dinner?
Speaker 4: This house the whole time. I don't say how many
Speaker 4: months or week? Said take. We can pay this whole
Speaker 4: house naked in peace? Yes, I'll pay me. I'll pay
Speaker 4: me the same color as the house. You won't even
Speaker 4: know I'm up there.
Speaker 1: House white, you're white.
Speaker 4: But we're not going to dinner though.
Speaker 1: It's just like a couple of hours.
Speaker 4: No, I don't pay the all right.
Speaker 6: Would you rather kiss your wife before getting out of bed?
Speaker 6: Or would you rather kiss your wife after.
Speaker 4: You brush your teeth? After I burst? My damn ty
Speaker 4: and HER's too, Hell, everybody, I gotta burst the team
Speaker 4: man A damn lie.
Speaker 8: We kissed, but we hold our breath though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's.
Speaker 4: So when you breathe, that's gonna come out eventually, Tommy.
Speaker 1: Would you rather have a pet tarantula or a pet hamster?
Speaker 4: Give me the hamster?
Speaker 7: Yeah, give me that hamster. I ain't fooling with that spice. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 7: that's that's to be so dead.
Speaker 8: Though, Yeah, I would think I would have forgot he
Speaker 8: was my name.
Speaker 4: I ain't never seen the spider. I'll let him leave,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 5: Last one?
Speaker 6: Would you rather have sex on an empty stomach upset stomach?
Speaker 1: Or would you rather have sex with a toothache?
Speaker 7: A and be.
Speaker 4: Either one? And we're gonna We're gonna do it either
Speaker 4: way or go hurting though. Yeah, yeah, we'll get through it.
Speaker 4: If I'm having sex. I ain't gonna feel it, so
Speaker 4: you're not gonna find over, Matt. Yeah, yeah, I've had
Speaker 4: sex with five with three torn ligaments in my leg.
Speaker 4: I didn't even know I had it, you thought, Man,
Speaker 4: my whole leg feel better.
Speaker 8: I've had sex and the sickles live price because I
Speaker 8: didn't go down to the hospital form.
Speaker 4: And there it's hard right there. I didn't have sex.
Speaker 4: I didn't have sex this which you have. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: come on, come on, hell, I can't talk either. Junior
Speaker 4: having sex with a crisis.
Speaker 5: Is he good?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Coming up next, last break of the day, and Steve
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Speaker 1: day on this Monday.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Why did I elet me talk to y'all for a
Speaker 2: minute in my clothes remarks? Because I was thinking about this.
Speaker 2: I was talking to a young person recently over the weekend,
Speaker 2: and this person was just going on and on and
Speaker 2: on about that situation. And they were talking about the
Speaker 2: decisions they made that hadn't worked out for them and
Speaker 2: how they were feeling about everything, and they were just
Speaker 2: going on and on, and I noticed something.
Speaker 4: That he just kept doing.
Speaker 2: And every time he said something that went wrong, it
Speaker 2: was always somebody else. Somebody did this, somebody changed their minds,
Speaker 2: somebody did this, and he just kept complaining. Now, finally
Speaker 2: I got just tired of it, I said, young man,
Speaker 2: I said, can I help you with something? I said,
Speaker 2: you know what, if you want to get better control
Speaker 2: of yourself, of your situation, of your life, I said,
Speaker 2: you got to stop blaming everybody you have, Miss Harvey.
Speaker 2: You won't understand if they did what they said they
Speaker 2: was gonna do, I wouldn't be in this position. If
Speaker 2: this person right here had to change they mind I
Speaker 2: wouldn't have been in this position. And if this person
Speaker 2: right here had to come through when they was supposed to,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be in this position. I said, young man,
Speaker 2: you not change anything and do nothing about anything. Somebody
Speaker 2: else does nothing. You can only control you, I said, brother,
Speaker 2: listen to me. Every time you get into a situation
Speaker 2: and it grows awrid for whatever the reason, your one
Speaker 2: mission in life should be what could I have done
Speaker 2: differently to bring about a different result, Because you know what,
Speaker 2: that's the one person you can control in any equation.
Speaker 2: I don't care what your situation is. You have a
Speaker 2: part to play in everything. You listen to this person
Speaker 2: that was your fault. You hung out with this person
Speaker 2: that was your fault. You trusted this person that was
Speaker 2: your fault. Maybe you need to be make better decisions
Speaker 2: with who you talk to, who you waiting on, and
Speaker 2: who you trusted in. I said, see, brother, but how
Speaker 2: you know how people are? How you know how people
Speaker 2: going to be? I said, brother, you listening to me,
Speaker 2: you don't, but you do know how you are? I said, look, man,
Speaker 2: stop blaming everybody for where you at, because you are
Speaker 2: never going to grow because the only chance you have
Speaker 2: it grows is to accept your responsibility and change the
Speaker 2: way you've been doing business or conducting business. You can,
Speaker 2: you can, actually, you have a say so in who
Speaker 2: you hang out with. You have a say so in
Speaker 2: yes or no. You agree that was your decision?
Speaker 4: So what they.
Speaker 5: You agreed?
Speaker 2: I said, brother, you couldnot improve a situation until you
Speaker 2: improve yourself or I kind of see what you're saying now,
Speaker 2: mister Harvey, But you still don't understand.
Speaker 4: See you that I already made it, so it's easy
Speaker 4: for you to say it. I said, what a man, man, stop,
Speaker 4: stop houmbotoe.
Speaker 2: I say, right there, what you're not finna do is
Speaker 2: just make it look like I magically appeared, like I'm
Speaker 2: a box of lucky charms. Siria, you talking to me
Speaker 2: like I woke up yesterday and made it. I said, Bro,
Speaker 2: you don't even know the journey. Well, I hadn't heard
Speaker 2: your story, mister Harvey, and I understand that. But you know,
Speaker 2: you know that happened a long time ago to you.
Speaker 2: I said, exactly, I said, did it not only happen
Speaker 2: to me a long time ago, it happened to me
Speaker 2: for a long time.
Speaker 4: I say, how are you? Brother?
Speaker 2: He said thirty two? He told me where he worked.
Speaker 2: He told me how much you made for a living.
Speaker 2: I said, brother, do you know how much better off
Speaker 2: you are right now at thirty two than I was
Speaker 2: at thirty two? I was living in a car.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard you say that, miss hard But look
Speaker 4: at you now? Okay, cool, I said, bro, But you.
Speaker 2: Know what, you never once heard me tell my story
Speaker 2: about living in a car, and I blamed anybody for
Speaker 2: being in that car.
Speaker 4: You know why I was homeless, brother.
Speaker 2: Because of a series of decisions I made, Because a
Speaker 2: path I chose because of a road I went down.
Speaker 2: I said, do you know why I have two divorces
Speaker 2: under my belt because the decisions I made. I tell
Speaker 2: jokes about my ex wife and all like that, and
Speaker 2: I said, listen to me, man, I don't blame none
Speaker 2: of them. I take full responsibility for my role in
Speaker 2: that because I played a role in that.
Speaker 4: I made decisions, I did things that bought about this thing.
Speaker 2: It ain't their fault, I said, bro, I've often said
Speaker 2: that the first time I got married, I shouldn't have
Speaker 2: been nobody's house, and I've said that a thousand times.
Speaker 2: I took responsibility for it. I took responsibility for the
Speaker 2: second I married for the wrong reason. I took responsibility
Speaker 2: for that. Oh, I got it was jacked up and
Speaker 2: messed up, but I made that decision. So guess what
Speaker 2: I was able to do. I was able to fix
Speaker 2: both of those because I learned from my mistakes. Whenever
Speaker 2: you find yourself in a plight or a situation, just
Speaker 2: point the finger at yourself and say, what could I
Speaker 2: have done differently?
Speaker 4: What have I learned in this moment of adversity?
Speaker 2: Because again, again, behind every moment of adversity that is
Speaker 2: a blessing and a blessing, and you can take away
Speaker 2: both of them if you just admit your role in it. Man,
Speaker 2: Quit blaming people for your plight. You are where you
Speaker 2: are because of a series of decisions you made. If
Speaker 2: you ain't happy with your life, your decisions, and do
Speaker 2: you know something else, here's the upside to everybody. I
Speaker 2: don't care where you are today. You can make a
Speaker 2: decision today that can change your tomorrow. But that decision
Speaker 2: is up to you. You right now, who are despondent, downtrodden,
Speaker 2: feeling lost. You can make a decision today that can
Speaker 2: immediately start to affect your tomorrow. So what you're waiting on,
Speaker 2: what you waiting on, the decision is yours period. Those
Speaker 2: are my closing remarks. Hope you enjoyed it. If you didn't,
Speaker 2: we'll be here tomorrow, God willing, We'll try something else.
Speaker 2: You don't like that, We'll be here win.
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