Speaker 1: All right, Steve, this is from Frazelle in Auburn. Britzelle says,
Speaker 1: I have a lot of land that I hunt on
Speaker 1: and ride my ATVs on with my boys. We get
Speaker 1: out there and build bonfires and drink beer all winter.
Speaker 1: I bought a small camper and we built a little outhouse.
Speaker 1: This is all just for me, and I let my
Speaker 1: wife and two daughters have the whole house. But now
Speaker 1: she is planning to invade my space. She wants our
Speaker 1: fourteen year old daughter and her friends to go quote glamping.
Speaker 1: She wants me to make the area safe by putting
Speaker 1: up an expensive electric fence. How do I put my
Speaker 1: foot down nicely and tell her to go find somewhere
Speaker 1: else to play.
Speaker 2: Oh, don't have to say that. Or you can do this, man,
Speaker 2: and let them go glamping, and you know, just you
Speaker 2: got to put a generator out there, gas power generator,
Speaker 2: and then you just got to put up the little
Speaker 2: fence and just let her. Let her go glamping and
Speaker 2: the rest of the beef for you and your poys.
Speaker 2: Understand that. So now you can do that. Or you
Speaker 2: can say, hey, baby, I've just got that set up
Speaker 2: for the men that ain't nowhere, or just let them
Speaker 2: go glamping somewhere else. They have glamping places. She can
Speaker 2: go rent a cabin and all this hell, But she
Speaker 2: ain't gonna go glamping with that outhouse eating.
Speaker 1: Been nothing glamorous about that.
Speaker 2: Women do not like using the bathroom outside. Ain't no water,
Speaker 2: outhouse don't flush. Oh god, I didn't know that outhouse
Speaker 2: don't flush.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: House. There's not our out house. I've seen on earth
Speaker 2: that flushes.
Speaker 1: So have you ever weren't.
Speaker 2: Driving down and you've seen the construction site, You've seen
Speaker 2: the porter poty right there. That's like that.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: When you when you build an out house in the woods,
Speaker 2: you dig a hole, you set up a box, you
Speaker 2: put an opening in the box, you put a structure
Speaker 2: over it, or you can go in and shut the door.
Speaker 2: There ain't no electricity, ain't nothing. You sit on that
Speaker 2: box with that hole in it, you handle your beersiness
Speaker 2: down in a hole, and you get up.
Speaker 1: And you walk off, and it's biodegradable.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Degraded?
Speaker 1: It just goes back to the earth.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean it's boo boo and urine. It's
Speaker 2: boo boo and Yurine, we know what it is, the serious.
Speaker 1: You just really had to say that breakfast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why did you say that?
Speaker 1: You know, as you get older, you know, you just
Speaker 1: get the hell out of it sometimes learning stuff out
Speaker 1: in it. Number one and number two a surprise on
Speaker 1: your face. Yeah, like, all right, we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: move on.
Speaker 2: What is the problem. What's with y'allah? Really you're trying
Speaker 2: to dress this up? It's biodegradable. What you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it goes back to the earth, right,
Speaker 1: that's I mean, that's why they don't flush or anything,
Speaker 1: or they just let it stay.
Speaker 2: How you know?
Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on. I don't know about y'all.
Speaker 2: Need to take y'all just city behind. Y'all don't need
Speaker 2: to go out there. She don't need to go out
Speaker 2: there with her daughter, her friend and y'all. What else
Speaker 2: you got?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm moving on. You need to say that. Uh,
Speaker 1: this is from Cindy and Dade County. Cindy, say that
Speaker 1: really give you credit for that looking at us like
Speaker 1: we're great crazy? All right, this is from Cindy and
Speaker 1: Dade County. She says, I have to constantly battle my
Speaker 1: child's father over how I spend the money he gives
Speaker 1: me for our child. I work two jobs and I
Speaker 1: live my life to the fullest. I travel a lot,
Speaker 1: and no, I don't take my child. He never keeps
Speaker 1: her when I travel because he's never left Miami in
Speaker 1: his life, so he hates on my lifestyle. I'm always
Speaker 1: dressed nicely, and so is my daughter. How do I
Speaker 1: get him and his mama to understand that I'm taking
Speaker 1: care of my responsibilities while still enjoying my.
Speaker 2: It don't matter when you pay the child support. You
Speaker 2: have no say so, you just make the payment. Dog.
Speaker 2: Quit looking over there, because all that money ain't going
Speaker 2: towards the child personally. It goes to the child's lifestyle
Speaker 2: and her mama is benefiting from it. Tada, that's the
Speaker 2: magic show. Shouldn't have had the baby?
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