Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is time now for
Speaker 1: church complaints with Reverend Motown and dickon death.
Speaker 2: Jam oh oh we we we we.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we gavel in this most posterious way as we
Speaker 3: austronize our way into brevity, iniquity and longevity of overlation
Speaker 3: for the domination overlation in terms of creation. We acrostallize
Speaker 3: in all in the most vigarious way. Let us let
Speaker 3: us vow down to the Bible, to the Vobo copulations.
Speaker 3: Yeah over man, such as myself, ladies and gentlemen, digging
Speaker 3: depth jail with church complaints.
Speaker 2: Lord, yes, yes, all right, let's get started past her.
Speaker 2: Our sister Glenda Hayes is out on bail all after
Speaker 2: shoplifting with with her church rolled on at the grocery store.
Speaker 2: She stole six briskets, eight slabs of ribs, and six chickens.
Speaker 2: She almost made it out the door, but one of
Speaker 2: the chickens fell through her bra The choir has kicked
Speaker 2: her out and she is asking for you to get
Speaker 2: to see if you can get her reinstated.
Speaker 4: That's what she's asking for.
Speaker 3: Well, we are going to forgive or herb with this transgression,
Speaker 3: because we realized she was in there trying to get
Speaker 3: all this meat for the Saday barbecue for.
Speaker 5: The building fund.
Speaker 3: I knew it, and I knew it was gonna be
Speaker 3: a major contribution. When I found out she had them
Speaker 3: six briskets, I said, Lord, the money we could raise
Speaker 3: towards the building phone when been Hofstai, We're gonna forgive
Speaker 3: her and on this one, this this time only though,
Speaker 3: all right, all right, all right, oh she is gonna
Speaker 3: have to pay for the cleaning of the robe. Though
Speaker 3: there was a lot of blood splat on the.
Speaker 4: Road from the from the brisket in the rear.
Speaker 5: The chicken had slid out there with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well he has something interesting here. Brother Doning Camba.
Speaker 2: Brother Doning Camba was getting a U acupuncture.
Speaker 4: Treatment on Friday.
Speaker 2: His wife was in the lobby when with all of
Speaker 2: his things, his phone rang and she answered it. Donna
Speaker 2: got up with one hundred and twenty needles stuck in
Speaker 2: his body and went to the lobby and grabbed his
Speaker 2: phone and said let's go home. He still got them
Speaker 2: needles in him right now. He asking the church, well
Speaker 2: we come get him out.
Speaker 5: Well, no, we're gonna have to go down there.
Speaker 3: To the people that put him in We don't threw
Speaker 3: up do ACA punker or here, So we don't do
Speaker 3: ACA punker.
Speaker 5: You don't need the people.
Speaker 3: That put them needles in it because I'm not going
Speaker 3: down there pulling needles out of nobody.
Speaker 5: Lord didn't call me for that. I didn't put them
Speaker 5: in there, and so don't worry about that.
Speaker 3: And anyway, we black people don't need to go down
Speaker 3: there getting ACA punker because it ain't for us. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we're not supposed to be down there.
Speaker 5: You don't know what them people's digging in you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like Chinese writing on your neck as a tattoo.
Speaker 5: You don't know what they saying.
Speaker 3: I had my youngest brother got a tattoo in Chinese
Speaker 3: on his neck and started dating an Asian girl and
Speaker 3: she told him what ad meant?
Speaker 5: They broke up?
Speaker 4: What is what didn't mean?
Speaker 3: She called him and she thought that was his nickname
Speaker 3: and it wasn't. It was black bastard. All right, All right, listen,
Speaker 3: everybody broke up on.
Speaker 4: She had to tell because you was across the line.
Speaker 4: But then way across the line.
Speaker 5: Problem, come out, it's a product.
Speaker 4: Come out, get me out.
Speaker 2: Since the Pamela Skinner says, please tell the the sisters
Speaker 2: in the church to quit looking at brother Skinner like that.
Speaker 2: That is not what they think that is. That's two
Speaker 2: rolls of quarters in his pocket. They own a bending
Speaker 2: machine company. But these women are really looking at Brother Skinner.
Speaker 2: So she's asking that you talked to these women.
Speaker 3: Well, I understand the difficulty I suffer from the same thing.
Speaker 3: These aren't quarters. All had dollar you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So you know we're gonna we'll get that straightened out.
Speaker 3: Though it's all right money though, Hu.
Speaker 5: Brother the same thing with Deacon Jr. Though he had pennies.
Speaker 4: Well, I speaking of.
Speaker 5: B's off because you could have had Tussie roads.
Speaker 2: This height head Pastor Brother Rahie was called cheating on
Speaker 2: his barber. His real barber passed by another barbershop and
Speaker 2: saw his car outside. So when Rashid came to his
Speaker 2: shop three weeks later, his barber cut plugs in his
Speaker 2: head and he's uh, he's asking uh uh.
Speaker 4: He asked him where is the loyalty?
Speaker 2: Rashid is asking if the church would pay for a
Speaker 2: lace front till his hair girl back.
Speaker 3: We don't get involved in barber shop walls. We don't
Speaker 3: do that at this here church. We are the jack
Speaker 3: pot Joint of Jerusalem. Let's be clear about that. We
Speaker 3: don't navigate situations or where you get your hair done.
Speaker 3: We don't care, we don't care. We would like to
Speaker 3: send a special shout out though to Johhen bobles'na do it.
Speaker 3: I say Hallowelujah, glory, hallelujah glory.
Speaker 4: I saw that cliff past dazy job.
Speaker 5: He's done it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Speaking of La brunts, I was especially.
Speaker 3: Especially gave me joy when he was doing a medley
Speaker 3: of an old hits and he was doing a l
Speaker 3: t DS holding on.
Speaker 1: We're gonna pray for brother Joys. Coming up next to
Speaker 1: ask the CLO or Chief Love Officer.
Speaker 4: Steve Harvey listening.
Speaker 5: To Dave Harvey Morning Show
Speaker 2: Mhm