Speaker 1: I always tell people that this show won't make you smarter,
Speaker 1: but it should make you laugh. All right, so accurate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: enjoy the full show. It starts right now.
Speaker 2: I don't know how we didn't talk about this, but
Speaker 2: did you realize National Snack Day happened this week?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Wait, there's only one day. I celebrate every day's work and.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: How do we miss it?
Speaker 6: Eating is basically all that we do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all we focus on even when we're not doing
Speaker 1: it seriously.
Speaker 2: But the best way to celebrate National Snack Day is,
Speaker 2: of course, by doing a poll update to find out
Speaker 2: America's favorite snack items state by state. Let's do this
Speaker 2: and this was down to the specific brands, and we
Speaker 2: do have a winner. Eighteen different states chose the same
Speaker 2: thing for number one.
Speaker 6: You guys have any guesses?
Speaker 1: Oh god, if it's fair, I'm telling you. If it's families,
Speaker 1: it's going to be goldfish.
Speaker 7: There's no I think it's chips. I think it's like yato.
Speaker 2: I tell y'all, America's number one most preferred snack to
Speaker 2: nibble on is rice crispy treats.
Speaker 1: Those are desserts.
Speaker 2: This is America. Brook America loves sweets and treats all day,
Speaker 2: every day.
Speaker 7: The second was a half a cup of sugar, just directly.
Speaker 1: You're talking about like the prepackaged ones that come in
Speaker 1: the blue wrappers.
Speaker 2: For the first time, Rice Crispy Treats took over Dorritos.
Speaker 2: That is the most popular. Basically they dominated most of
Speaker 2: the northern states, eighteen of them.
Speaker 1: I am concerned that we're considering that a snatch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I know, you could like just casually eat
Speaker 1: multiple of those you have, like.
Speaker 6: You gotta want.
Speaker 2: It is second sixteen states. Yeah, pretty much the entire
Speaker 2: South that's like all dorrito Okayto's was third. They're really
Speaker 2: popular in the Southwest. I do love Cheetos, all locked
Speaker 2: down three states, So did checks mix three states?
Speaker 1: Dude, my mom just made some too, Like the store
Speaker 1: bot's good, but like the homemade. You don't want to
Speaker 1: know how much butter goes into its mess.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the home recipe is in Idaho,
Speaker 2: but just a sprinkle.
Speaker 6: Then we've got New Jersey.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they misunderstood the assignment, but their
Speaker 2: number one snack food was cheerios.
Speaker 5: Go to a house.
Speaker 2: Party in Jersey. They're putting out bowls of dry cheerios
Speaker 2: for you. But speaking of tasty snacks, digital Jake, why
Speaker 2: don't you have upon the counter over here and do
Speaker 2: your shack collar question of the day for us, nice
Speaker 2: and slow.
Speaker 8: Jeff Please don't tell me I was just behind cheerios.
Speaker 8: Just keep it to yourself. Did you all know it's
Speaker 8: the birthday of a very famous lost Vegas performer, one
Speaker 8: half of the magic duo Penn and Teller, Pendillette is
Speaker 8: turning sixty nine. There's a picture of Pendulette for all
Speaker 8: of you to share. I thought we're on this if
Speaker 8: you've never seen him before or never heard of them,
Speaker 8: they became a They became famous starting in the late
Speaker 8: seventies with their comedy Magic dec One of the most
Speaker 8: quirky aspects of their show is that Teller doesn't speak
Speaker 8: a word during the entire performance. In fact, he's never
Speaker 8: said anything on stage for over forty years.
Speaker 2: Crazy.
Speaker 8: Just imagine if one half of the radio duo Brook
Speaker 8: and Jeffrey didn't speak on air for that long, our
Speaker 8: ratings might go up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it might be better.
Speaker 8: For so, in honor of Pendulette and his birthday, all
Speaker 8: of your questions today have to do with magicians.
Speaker 2: Tricks and illusions.
Speaker 8: In a brand new polenty of twenty, We're going to
Speaker 8: start with the woman who's greatest illusion is her natural
Speaker 8: hair color.
Speaker 5: That's Alexis. Alexis, give you a number one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, her eyebrowslay differently, and I'll give you a question.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go nineteen oh down.
Speaker 8: To the bottomless number nineteen Alexis. In nineteen eighty three,
Speaker 8: David Copperfield performed one of the most famous illusions of
Speaker 8: all time, making this famous US landmark vanish into thin air.
Speaker 5: What was it?
Speaker 1: I mean, I initially think Statue of Liberty, just because
Speaker 1: that's you could think that she sunk. I'm going to
Speaker 1: go the oh no, sorry.
Speaker 5: Let her finished France.
Speaker 8: Friends, Statue of Liberty is I.
Speaker 5: Did too, Yeah, Statue of Liberty.
Speaker 8: It came back at some point, Alexis, you're safe for now.
Speaker 8: Brook give me a number one through twenty.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go number one. Nobody ever picks number.
Speaker 5: One bout one, Okay.
Speaker 8: This illusionist started out as a simple street magician in
Speaker 8: New York City before he eventually got his own TV
Speaker 8: show and earned worldwide fame performing death, defying feats of
Speaker 8: endurance all over the globe. His initials are dB is broke.
Speaker 6: You're really good with names. Rattle it off. Go ahead.
Speaker 5: You got a look on her face.
Speaker 1: And I actually thought, because he said death de fine,
Speaker 1: I thought we were going to be talking about Evil Knievel,
Speaker 1: even though he wasn't a magician. dB. David Butterfield, his cousin,
Speaker 1: the rival of David Copperfield.
Speaker 9: David but.
Speaker 2: Missus butters stranged.
Speaker 1: Cussin My god, I mean to say David Butterfield.
Speaker 5: I can't think of David Butterfield. Incorrect.
Speaker 1: It was David Blaine. Oh, I don't think his own.
Speaker 5: TV show, The entire state of Oklahoma's very disapp.
Speaker 1: And the Magic Circle named after my granddaddy.
Speaker 5: Jose.
Speaker 8: It's your turn. Give me a number one through twenty. Please,
Speaker 8: let's go sixteen sixteen Jose. One of the most famous
Speaker 8: musicians in history, Harry Houdini was born and also died
Speaker 8: on Halloween Day.
Speaker 5: Is that true or false?
Speaker 7: Really?
Speaker 1: Oh, he was a life to die on Halloween.
Speaker 7: That's a planned magic trick.
Speaker 5: Then he literally must have been.
Speaker 1: Like, well, I think Houdini did die during a magic trick.
Speaker 1: I thought he drowned.
Speaker 2: No, he got punched in the stomach.
Speaker 1: Really, is that what it was?
Speaker 6: You got punched in the stomach and his appendix burst.
Speaker 5: Interesting, his stick.
Speaker 2: Was after the show, you have people come up and
Speaker 2: show how strong as absolutely how people punch him.
Speaker 1: How don't we punch you in the abs and see
Speaker 1: how long it comes.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna say it's true.
Speaker 5: Jake Jose said, true, that is.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 8: Harry Houdini died on Halloween nineteen twenty six, but he
Speaker 8: was born on March twenty fourth, eighteen seventy.
Speaker 5: All right, we're up to Jeffrey.
Speaker 8: You need to get this right to stay alive or
Speaker 8: Alexis for the third time wins this variety of the
Speaker 8: colored question. Jeff I need a number five, number nine,
Speaker 8: number nine, Jeffrey. The most accomplished female magician of the
Speaker 8: twentieth century was named Dorothy Dietrich. In nineteen eighty eight,
Speaker 8: she was the first woman to successfully perform what death
Speaker 8: defying trick?
Speaker 10: Huh you?
Speaker 7: Nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 2: I was thinking the first woman to saw herself in half,
Speaker 2: but long ways she was right through the face.
Speaker 1: That's a good question. Why they always got to do
Speaker 1: it sideways.
Speaker 2: Under why bruh stepping up? I bet this woman was
Speaker 2: the first to do it. Give me saw herself in
Speaker 2: half the long way.
Speaker 8: Jeff goes for a vertical bifurcation. That's incorrect. Dorothy Dietrich
Speaker 8: was the first woman to catch a bullet in her mouth.
Speaker 8: Oh in eighty eight.
Speaker 5: That means, Alexis, you're in the world. Twenty of twenty
Speaker 5: I magic.
Speaker 1: That's a cool brat.
Speaker 2: Alexis gets to choose who gets shocked while singing twenty
Speaker 2: four k Magic by Bruno Mami.
Speaker 1: Brook, disappointing her whole magic fan. Yeah, come on now,
Speaker 1: twenty four carrot twenty four carrot Magic, don't feeling.
Speaker 2: Okay, sounds like the rift part of the sound.
Speaker 1: I just went with, like whatever I think, Bruno Mars
Speaker 1: sounds like.
Speaker 6: That's your shot collar question of the.
Speaker 4: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: I set a difficult goal for myself this year to
Speaker 2: be even more sexy than I have been in years past. Oh,
Speaker 2: I know it's gonna be easy to pull that off.
Speaker 1: How are you most turned on by yourself?
Speaker 2: To help myself out, I googled what activities instantly raise
Speaker 2: your attractiveness?
Speaker 1: Okay, what can you.
Speaker 2: Do a sexy level. Number one was pole dancing classes.
Speaker 2: It's pretty obvious. Number two was family night. Would you rather?
Speaker 2: Would you rather kiss your.
Speaker 6: Older brother or your younger one?
Speaker 2: Real you agreed to play.
Speaker 1: I'm not any family only as two younger brothers. That's
Speaker 1: that's the problem with the question.
Speaker 2: The other thing that one hundred percent raises your sexy
Speaker 2: level in the modern world is being a world renowned
Speaker 2: trivia master. What art, literatch, sports and numbers. Let me
Speaker 2: put my glasses up the bridge of my nose right.
Speaker 5: Now, that's right.
Speaker 2: The only person willing to take on our listeners in
Speaker 2: a hot game of trivia is the big Bossy be
Speaker 2: herself stands for Brook by the way, now.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2: Can you be her and take away her sexy title?
Speaker 6: We're gonna play Come up.
Speaker 2: We've got a return player on the phone name Alicia,
Speaker 2: who is one and one against you all time. The
Speaker 2: thing is, we don't get to talk to a lot
Speaker 2: of people who actually beat Brook, So we asked her
Speaker 2: what was.
Speaker 6: That moment like when you finally won?
Speaker 2: And she said it was magical. She felt so much
Speaker 2: raw power, just pure achievement. It was the best day
Speaker 2: of her entire life.
Speaker 1: She has kids as well. Please tell me she does
Speaker 1: have kids.
Speaker 2: But Alicia, to celebrate your victory, why don't you let
Speaker 2: out a proud, victorious dino roar to establish your dominance?
Speaker 1: Go, Alicia, where you gotta sound like a dinosaur.
Speaker 2: She's a tiny dinosaur. It was like one of those
Speaker 2: ones that like, climb up you.
Speaker 1: I just hate you. I just hate you.
Speaker 6: I just want to let you know, Alicia, welcome back
Speaker 6: to the show.
Speaker 5: How you doing?
Speaker 9: Thank you? I'm doing well.
Speaker 1: What happened after you won? Did people like stop you
Speaker 1: in the street and congratulate you?
Speaker 11: Yeah? Constantly?
Speaker 9: I mean I start charging for my autographs?
Speaker 1: Makes sense?
Speaker 2: Just imagine what would happened to you if you want
Speaker 2: again today the level of fame and stardom you.
Speaker 6: Will rise too.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see if we can make it happen, Brooks
Speaker 2: leaving the studio while she heads out. Let's go over
Speaker 2: the rules thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you could say past. But
Speaker 2: you have to beat her outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 10: Ready?
Speaker 6: Sounds like you've an audience back there listening.
Speaker 12: To Yeah, my toddlers.
Speaker 11: All right, hi.
Speaker 2: Toddler, all right, with the whole audience watching, here we go.
Speaker 6: Your time starts now.
Speaker 2: The Boston massacre happened on this day in seventeen seventy
Speaker 2: between a patriot mob throwing snowballs and sticks versus who.
Speaker 11: I have no idea.
Speaker 6: What's what does the prefix polly mean?
Speaker 11: Oh? Yeamorus.
Speaker 2: The Seattle Seahawk Jersey colors represent green for land, blue
Speaker 2: for water, and what for gray?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 9: The clouds of the rain.
Speaker 6: What is the common name for butterfly larvae?
Speaker 5: Say that again, pupil.
Speaker 11: Cool, it's not.
Speaker 2: Disc appreciate you throwing out of guest there. So you
Speaker 2: are stay at home mom with two kids? Is it
Speaker 2: two kids or just one?
Speaker 12: I've got one father and one twelve year old?
Speaker 3: Today?
Speaker 1: Did you say twelve year old to death?
Speaker 12: No, they're twelve today.
Speaker 7: Birthday death for.
Speaker 1: The big twelve year old birthday.
Speaker 11: We're going to the selfie museum and taking their best
Speaker 11: friend with them.
Speaker 3: Oh that I've seen so many cool paps.
Speaker 1: That screams twelve years old. Good job.
Speaker 10: Oh that's great, what a good mob.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 6: Okay, Brook, it's your turn.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. The Boston massacre happened on this
Speaker 2: day in seventeen seventy between a Patriot mob throwing snowballs
Speaker 2: and sticks versus.
Speaker 1: Who the English.
Speaker 2: What does the prefix polly mean.
Speaker 1: More than one?
Speaker 2: The Seattle Seahawk Jersey colors represent green for land, blue
Speaker 2: for water, and what for gray clouds? What is the
Speaker 2: common name for butterfly larvae? U?
Speaker 1: Oh, caterpillar?
Speaker 2: There are two Disney parks in America. What other country
Speaker 2: also has two Disney locations?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: China?
Speaker 2: Okay, she Disney so much. Let's go over the scoreboard
Speaker 2: to see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 5: Are you crying crying? There's no crying.
Speaker 7: I beg to differ. I cried a lot when I
Speaker 7: played as you got zero.
Speaker 6: Too much, Alicia?
Speaker 7: We did. We got a nice little for oh Man.
Speaker 2: Pretty clean victory today for brook. Let's go over the
Speaker 2: answers for everybody. Boston mascer happened on this day in
Speaker 2: seventeen seventy. It was between the Patriot mob and the
Speaker 2: British soldiers.
Speaker 7: So we did get that to you because it was
Speaker 7: against them.
Speaker 5: We just gave her English.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well yeah, they were English.
Speaker 2: Pollie means many. That's the prefix that means many. Did
Speaker 2: we give her that too? Oh wow, very lenient on
Speaker 2: Brooks answers, that's not the same as many.
Speaker 7: Also, she's got zero and still won.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 2: Seattle seahawk color Jersey green is for land, blues for water.
Speaker 2: The gray is for the mountains in the Pacific Northwest.
Speaker 4: Grey.
Speaker 2: The butterfly larvae term is caterpillar tricky. There's two Disney
Speaker 2: parks in America and also too in China, Shanghai Disneyland
Speaker 2: and Hong Kong Disney.
Speaker 10: Look so cool.
Speaker 1: Can imagine what their food is like it.
Speaker 2: But it's Alicia. It wasn't enough to beat Brooke today.
Speaker 2: But the good news is just for playing, you do
Speaker 2: win a twenty five dollars Disney gift card dow at
Speaker 2: any Disney resort, theme park or online in the Disney store.
Speaker 1: I was really excited about the birthday party situation today.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea. I'm gonna mark that down as
Speaker 1: a future birthday party ideas five years old.
Speaker 10: Do it now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Alicia, awesome having you on.
Speaker 6: Thanks for playing. We're gonna do a phone tap right
Speaker 6: after this.
Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Revenge.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it sounds enjoyable.
Speaker 2: It can be sweet, yeah, it could be bitter, Jeff,
Speaker 2: it could be creamy. It can be creamy sometimes. And
Speaker 2: the listener that BEV on the phone, he got the sweetest,
Speaker 2: creamiest revenge on the one coworker at his office that
Speaker 2: everybody cannot stand.
Speaker 1: Was it moist as well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not for me to say, but he would
Speaker 2: be considered a hero if it wasn't for the instant
Speaker 2: karma that came back to Biden right after he decided
Speaker 2: to get petty. So you're gonna hear why he feels
Speaker 2: so terrible about it in a brand new mass speaker
Speaker 2: that's coming up right after this.
Speaker 4: You don't know.
Speaker 8: Confession I can't take back ol arm Mouse.
Speaker 2: Speaker text to seventy five ninety two says, my girlfriend
Speaker 2: doesn't know this, but whenever she gets mad at me,
Speaker 2: I secretly turn up the ac in our apartment so
Speaker 2: she gets cold and we have to cuddle it at
Speaker 2: Not that is evil, nothing like a little thermostat warfare.
Speaker 2: But if you're feeling a chill from the ice cold
Speaker 2: secret that you've been holding tight to your chest, we
Speaker 2: can spoon you back to warmth and comfort right here
Speaker 2: on the mass speaker.
Speaker 1: Will you even warm my feet up? My feet are
Speaker 1: always so cold.
Speaker 7: It's not fun of you.
Speaker 2: We're supposed to be the source of warm firm listeners
Speaker 2: like today's caller, who's chosen to go by Tim today.
Speaker 2: So Tim, welcome to our warm healing embrace.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Apparently I need to apologize for my cold feet. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize that we were all in this together.
Speaker 2: Jee Okay, Tim, you want to be big spoon or
Speaker 2: a little spoon in this situation.
Speaker 1: I'll take the big spoon, all right, all right, that's
Speaker 1: what I.
Speaker 3: Was hoping you would say, just watching everyone else spoon.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's fun to watch though, But Tim, voice changer
Speaker 2: is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,
Speaker 2: let's hear your confession.
Speaker 13: Uh, there's a work one. Okay, go work during my company?
Speaker 13: Who everybody in all work group?
Speaker 11: Low? He hates?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Oh okay? Is there a reason for that?
Speaker 12: He's a corporate kissing Okay, it's like, yeah, we get it.
Speaker 6: He's an overachiever, too good of a worker.
Speaker 13: No, he's just the thing is, he doesn't do any work.
Speaker 13: He doesn't he never gets any of it done, so
Speaker 13: nobody even knows how he got hired.
Speaker 1: Okay, I see.
Speaker 7: He doesn't do work and he slides me, you know.
Speaker 1: But also he figured it out, you know, the system.
Speaker 6: That's why you hate him because you want to be here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because everybody has to pick up the slack.
Speaker 7: Did you guys do the work?
Speaker 1: Get together and do something to get him back.
Speaker 13: I did something on my own, because, like you said it,
Speaker 13: he banged out of work for an entire week once
Speaker 13: because he said he slept weird on a plane and
Speaker 13: his neck hurt. Oh no, he said he couldn't even
Speaker 13: do a zoom meeting because it hurt him too much
Speaker 13: to hold his head up for the camera.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like he was still laying on
Speaker 1: a beach somewhere.
Speaker 2: You're right, We do all have a worker that we
Speaker 2: know somewhere in our company that's like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 13: So I was, you know, really po then, and I
Speaker 13: couldn't let it go. And then I'm driving home one
Speaker 13: day and up ahead, I see him walking along the sidewalk.
Speaker 1: Please don't tell me you hit.
Speaker 6: Well, hold on, does he look injured?
Speaker 14: Well?
Speaker 13: I knew it was him because he's got his bald
Speaker 13: spot and he walks.
Speaker 1: Funny, making a way of them.
Speaker 7: This is like a roast now, Jesus, It's.
Speaker 13: Just that's how much this guy drives me nuts.
Speaker 7: You can see his bald spot from a mile.
Speaker 6: Away with his dumb little walk.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 6: Stand that guy, What.
Speaker 2: Do you do?
Speaker 13: It was raining and there was a giant puddle on
Speaker 13: the road. I said, God does not send you an
Speaker 13: opportunity like this to just want it up.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a sign from above, here you go.
Speaker 13: And I gunned it and I drove right through the punnel.
Speaker 13: I sent a tidle wave, like a tsunami all over
Speaker 13: the pip.
Speaker 7: I'm satisfied.
Speaker 2: A lot of people like have that thought run through
Speaker 2: their mind, but not a lot of people are actually
Speaker 2: willing to go through with you.
Speaker 1: Dude, Did you feel like instant regret?
Speaker 11: No? I was.
Speaker 13: I was ready to celebrate everything. And then I checked
Speaker 13: my my mirror to see how bad he looks. I
Speaker 13: realized he was pushing a stroller.
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh my, you soaked a baby?
Speaker 13: I did I had?
Speaker 2: That wasn't my intention, and I bet, I bet, to
Speaker 2: be fair, that baby was probably a jerk to all
Speaker 2: the other babies at his daycare too.
Speaker 5: We walk.
Speaker 6: Oh that sucks, dude, that's bad karma.
Speaker 7: So now you feel like crap.
Speaker 13: Obviously I felt bad. He came in to work the
Speaker 13: next day and he's telling everybody about it.
Speaker 1: You didn't pull over and try to help him or anything.
Speaker 1: Did you know You're gonna know what car? But you
Speaker 1: could just say, oh my god, that was a total accident,
Speaker 1: you know, like that happened.
Speaker 7: An accident.
Speaker 2: Brook hit a baby stroller with her car one time.
Speaker 2: Brook definitely did not stop and be like.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I barely bumped it because I took off the break
Speaker 1: and it was in front of the car. That's different.
Speaker 6: So Tim, you don't have to feel bad about what
Speaker 6: she did.
Speaker 7: Then both troll baby.
Speaker 5: You said.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 13: So the next day he comes in and he starts
Speaker 13: telling everybody, you know, some random guy splashed him while
Speaker 13: he was babysiting his nephew.
Speaker 4: Oh so Tim and the kid.
Speaker 13: And of course all the ladies in the office are like, oh,
Speaker 13: the poor baby. Yeah, And you know, now they're all
Speaker 13: talking about their kids and how's the baby doing? Did
Speaker 13: the baby get sick? And now they're all upset about this.
Speaker 2: Baby and you have to pretend like you're upset to like,
Speaker 2: oh no, I can't believe some horrible person would do
Speaker 2: the one guy trying.
Speaker 3: To make sense of it, like, I don't know, sometimes
Speaker 3: babies need a good.
Speaker 2: Splash, or sometimes those puddles just come out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: It's fault.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they did he ever realize that it
Speaker 1: was your car?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 13: No, no, no, I was so nervous.
Speaker 12: I started driving my girlfriend's.
Speaker 14: Car to work.
Speaker 1: Oh how long ago was this?
Speaker 12: Probably about four months?
Speaker 1: Oh my, is he more liked at the office now
Speaker 1: that people have some empathy for him.
Speaker 13: It lasted a week or so then everybody was back
Speaker 13: to noll and this guy's a complete kissing.
Speaker 2: Okay, suddenly he's getting splashed by cars every single week
Speaker 2: everywhere he goes so messed up.
Speaker 13: But I do still feel guilty about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you know, just because of the kid,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do it. You should just leave jerks alone. They'll,
Speaker 1: you know, do themselves in eventually.
Speaker 7: If you're gonna splash them with a puddle, do it
Speaker 7: to a stranger.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Lesson learned texted in seven eight five nine two. If
Speaker 2: you have a confession, you've been holding on to. We
Speaker 2: can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you
Speaker 2: the next mass speaker.
Speaker 6: We got your phone tap coming up.
Speaker 4: Right after this Frouk and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Our listeners may not realize this, but we have to
Speaker 2: deal with the same annoying problems that you guys do.
Speaker 6: While we're at work.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: For example, every day after the show, our phone line
Speaker 2: continues to ring, and it's not listeners asking for song
Speaker 2: requests or concert tickets.
Speaker 5: We like that, we do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The calls that we get are scammers trying to fish
Speaker 2: for information.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we're like the only one with the landline left,
Speaker 1: I think is when it comes down of them.
Speaker 2: It's weird because it's been happening more and more frequently lately,
Speaker 2: which is why Jose decided that he is just going
Speaker 2: to press record one day and try to mess with
Speaker 2: one as soon as they call it.
Speaker 1: I was actually.
Speaker 3: Talking to my stream and someone gave me a good
Speaker 3: idea in the comments, like, dude, what if you try
Speaker 3: to prank this person next time they call.
Speaker 2: So that's exactly what happens. Yeah, he pulled one off.
Speaker 2: It's your phone tap right now.
Speaker 6: Mornings on the twenty.
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffer Studio.
Speaker 9: Hello, yes, hi, this is Dan calling from the I
Speaker 9: R S. I'm looking for Philip Thomas.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Who are you again?
Speaker 4: Dan?
Speaker 9: Dan calling on behalf of the IRS. I'm looking for
Speaker 9: Philip Thomas. Oh does he live there?
Speaker 10: No? Well, oh Philip works here.
Speaker 5: I'm not Philip.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to grab him?
Speaker 9: Yes? Could you go get him?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 9: Please?
Speaker 5: Okay, give me a second. Please hold.
Speaker 4: Yo.
Speaker 9: Yes, is this mister Philip Thomas present?
Speaker 10: That is Moir?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 9: Yes, hello phil mister Thomas.
Speaker 10: Mister Thomas is my dad. Who's this?
Speaker 9: This is a Dan calling from the I R S?
Speaker 10: Whoa IRS? What's that?
Speaker 9: The Internal Revenue Service?
Speaker 4: WHOA?
Speaker 9: Accord to our records, you have some unpaid back taxes.
Speaker 9: You'll need to get that taken care of today or
Speaker 9: else there will be a warrant out for your arrest.
Speaker 3: Oh no way, Oh that is a sound coach at all. Dude,
Speaker 3: I should like give you my money right now.
Speaker 9: Huh yeah, as long as you have here?
Speaker 10: Would that help you?
Speaker 9: Actually no, it'll help you stay out of jail. Oh,
Speaker 9: if you have your credit card ready, we can just
Speaker 9: go ahead and take care of this.
Speaker 3: I have my credit card, but this would probably be
Speaker 3: a good time to warn you.
Speaker 10: I am dyslexic.
Speaker 11: I don't do well with.
Speaker 3: Numbers, as you can tell. Right, because my taxes.
Speaker 9: We can go ahead as low as you want to. Okay,
Speaker 9: wheready to take your credit card number, your PIN and
Speaker 9: your security code.
Speaker 3: Hold on, let me grab my wallet. Okay, are you okay?
Speaker 3: Here it goes? Are you ready?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 9: Proceed?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 3: Four?
Speaker 10: Did you get that?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Keep going?
Speaker 10: Okay? Then four?
Speaker 4: Uh? Four?
Speaker 9: Are you just saying the same number over again? Or
Speaker 9: is that three fours in a row?
Speaker 10: Uh, there's four, there's four starting beginning?
Speaker 9: Or you just you keep going?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I am starting. It's a four.
Speaker 6: There's one then for it.
Speaker 9: Starts with a one.
Speaker 10: Now okay, all right, hold on, let's just start again.
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 9: Yes, thank you?
Speaker 10: What's the first number? Oh? Yeah, hold on, I dropped
Speaker 10: my credit card?
Speaker 6: Hold on a second?
Speaker 9: Oh my god, are you drinking something? I don't have
Speaker 9: time for this.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 9: If you don't tell me the numbers, remember, you're going
Speaker 9: to jail. Please God, I got it.
Speaker 10: I'm on it. I'm going to continue where we left
Speaker 10: off at four.
Speaker 9: The third four at the beginning.
Speaker 2: The beginning is a P.
Speaker 3: I think it's for my name, not your name. Did
Speaker 3: you know my name's Philip, Yes.
Speaker 9: Philip cam.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're good.
Speaker 10: You're good at your job.
Speaker 3: Everybody told you that at the I R S focus
Speaker 3: on the numbers. You know what, Maybe it'd be easier
Speaker 3: if I just like took a picture of my credit
Speaker 3: card and sent it to you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you can see it.
Speaker 9: Do it now?
Speaker 10: Okay, hold on, I'm gonna get my phone.
Speaker 9: As quickly as you can. Please any dingy.
Speaker 3: Now you get in the right aim because you know,
Speaker 3: oh damn, my eyes are so red right now.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, they're so glad. It's like looking into mirrors.
Speaker 9: Give me credit card.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, I.
Speaker 3: Was taking some selfies. Not I'm gonna send this one
Speaker 3: to Brook. Hold on, this one to Jeffrey Card and
Speaker 3: then I'm gonna send this one to our instagram.
Speaker 10: At Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 9: What are you saying?
Speaker 7: Uh, those are the guys that I work with.
Speaker 3: Because you called the radio station, I actually were on
Speaker 3: a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and
Speaker 3: we just kind of did.
Speaker 1: A reverse phone tap.
Speaker 7: What I'm saying you called the wrong place, man.
Speaker 3: We praying people for a living and you're calling it
Speaker 3: scam us obviously, so I can still give you my
Speaker 3: credit card.
Speaker 7: Bro To be honest, there's nothing on there.
Speaker 5: It's not gonna help you.
Speaker 7: Threw yourn, don't mind if a new.
Speaker 14: Yeah, every morning with phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
Speaker 14: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: The call you're about to hear is definitely one of
Speaker 2: the most awkward we've ever had between a boyfriend and
Speaker 2: a girlfriend. Before we did it, I thought it would
Speaker 2: land on semi awkward Thursdays, but no, this ended up
Speaker 2: being a.
Speaker 5: Full blown triple x awkward Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Family friendly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not, and it's all centered around this one
Speaker 2: woman in her boyfriend's upcoming birthday, she reached out to us.
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear about the cringey situation she accidentally got
Speaker 2: herself into in your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call
Speaker 2: right after this. It's awkward.
Speaker 4: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 5: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 2: What is the very best birthday a gift that your
Speaker 2: significant other has.
Speaker 6: Ever given you? Alexis what's your gift?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 1: They give me gift cards? Well, I stated I'm not
Speaker 1: having anything on them, but they were nice when I
Speaker 1: got to wear You're like the worst gold digger I've
Speaker 1: ever heard of.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, we're gonna skip Brooke in her twenty minute
Speaker 2: story about how a man disappointed.
Speaker 6: Her and go right to Jose.
Speaker 5: You know that we don't want to hear the story.
Speaker 2: Jose, best birthday gift from a girlfriend in your past?
Speaker 3: I would say it was the time where she gave
Speaker 3: me a sporting event tickets and told me she.
Speaker 6: Loved me, oh, but wouldn't come to the game with you.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's the kind of a gift for you.
Speaker 2: But what happens when you give your partner a special
Speaker 2: gift that's so good you immediately regret ever giving it?
Speaker 1: Why would you regret a good gift? That's the best part.
Speaker 2: That's the situation with one of our listeners, Stephanie, who's
Speaker 2: emailed us for help today. Stephanie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 16: Hi guys, how are you?
Speaker 1: Are you the gift giver or receiver?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 12: I'm the giver.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you're the one with regrets.
Speaker 2: Interesting And this is a boyfriend or is this a husband?
Speaker 16: It's my boyfriend? Of almost three years, Kyle, are.
Speaker 1: You guys like living together? That's how serious it is.
Speaker 16: Yeah, okay?
Speaker 2: And what was the situation with the birthday gift?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 16: I asked my boyfriend a month ago what he wanted
Speaker 16: for his birthday. It was coming up, and I told
Speaker 16: him he could have anything.
Speaker 1: That's usually when you ask, not the day of or
Speaker 1: eight months later.
Speaker 7: Did you want something today?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Sorry playing in the head. Did he want anything?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 16: He was like, can I have anything? And I was
Speaker 16: like yeah, And then he was saying some silly things
Speaker 16: and I was like, oh my god, that up. You're
Speaker 16: so dumb.
Speaker 2: What was the silly things he was saying?
Speaker 16: He told me he wanted a hall pass.
Speaker 1: What I was taking legs suld be like a ride
Speaker 1: olerd raugh. That's believe is a little concern.
Speaker 6: Is that a joke? Maybe it's a joke.
Speaker 12: I could have been, but I thought it was a joke.
Speaker 16: That's why I said, oh my god, shut up. And
Speaker 16: he laughed and was like, you said anything, it's my birthday?
Speaker 1: Oh has he met a celebrity recently?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: You did say anything, though, I mean, who is his
Speaker 6: hall pass?
Speaker 16: So we weren't really talking about celebrities.
Speaker 6: Oh you mean it was brooke.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's not so silly anymore.
Speaker 2: So what happened at the end of that?
Speaker 16: I disagree with him. I was like, okay, fine.
Speaker 14: And.
Speaker 2: What you said, Yes, you can have a hall pass.
Speaker 16: I never thought he was going to use it.
Speaker 2: Gave him permission.
Speaker 7: But was the tone of her voice?
Speaker 2: I was joking?
Speaker 1: Did he pull out his cell phone and start recording you?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: For reasons? What were you drinking?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 2: You must have been drunk when.
Speaker 1: You said she thought he was just she was just
Speaker 1: being lighthearted, like, oh yeah, sure you can have it.
Speaker 1: You know, I understand that.
Speaker 6: Oh really, you don't believe.
Speaker 1: He's actually asking if you cheat on you.
Speaker 2: It's not cheating if you give them a whole pass.
Speaker 2: That's what a hall pass is.
Speaker 1: But there's joking. It's a joking conversation, right, that's how
Speaker 1: you took it.
Speaker 16: Well, it was a joking conversation. And then he made
Speaker 16: me promise that I can't take it back. And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 16: that's fine.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, you said that's fine again.
Speaker 1: Why do you keep saying that's fine.
Speaker 2: That's the next level you doubled down.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I probably should have promised that.
Speaker 6: You think, oh my god, has he used.
Speaker 16: To Well, his birthday's coming up this weekend, and he's
Speaker 16: brought it up a couple of times. You think he's
Speaker 16: gonna be out that night.
Speaker 1: You don't say, wait, are you guys going to be
Speaker 1: together on his birthday? Does he have plans to go
Speaker 1: out on his own?
Speaker 16: I think he's gonna go and his on it.
Speaker 12: And one time he told me he's gonna use it.
Speaker 6: What word?
Speaker 2: That's the polite thing to do. If somebody gives a
Speaker 2: birthday gift, you're supposed.
Speaker 7: To use said gifts.
Speaker 6: It's really to not use the gift.
Speaker 1: It's like when you get a gift certificate and it
Speaker 1: just sits in a drawer.
Speaker 2: I know that hurts the person's feelings that gave the gift.
Speaker 2: If he didn't do it, what type of boyfriend would
Speaker 2: he be?
Speaker 3: Imagine him approaching a girl like, look, my girlfriend got
Speaker 3: me a holl best for my birthday.
Speaker 5: She's gonna be so mad if I don't use this.
Speaker 7: And the girl's like, oh, I totally understand, where's your
Speaker 7: head at?
Speaker 6: Where's your head at? There?
Speaker 2: Stephanie?
Speaker 1: Well, I think, yes, I don't.
Speaker 16: Want to give him that gift.
Speaker 7: No, you want to take it back.
Speaker 6: So here's where we're at.
Speaker 2: You've kind of put yourself in this position, Stephanie by
Speaker 2: agreeing twice to do this.
Speaker 1: But I still blame your boyfriend for it. Just for
Speaker 1: the record record, it's fault.
Speaker 2: But she said yes and then agreed that she wouldn't
Speaker 2: take it back regrets. I'm just stating the facts here.
Speaker 2: I'm not on anybody's side. Thing is, we're now at
Speaker 2: a severe disadvantage because if this is poker, we basically
Speaker 2: turned our cards around to the table to show every
Speaker 2: out of our hand, and now we're trying to get
Speaker 2: it either.
Speaker 1: All we need to do is tell him that this
Speaker 1: isn't going to happen.
Speaker 7: That's what we need to do.
Speaker 6: That our promises don't mean anything.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And you want advice on how to say that
Speaker 2: to him, Stephanie, Yeah.
Speaker 16: I mean, I just I don't know, Just like maybe
Speaker 16: help him understand that, Like now I'm kind of uncomfortable
Speaker 16: with it.
Speaker 1: Hey, I don't want you to sleep with other people.
Speaker 5: I think that's pretty reasonable. Maybe that should come up
Speaker 5: the first time.
Speaker 1: Well, you know that's why we say better late than never, Jeffer.
Speaker 2: It's a hindsight situation. We're gonna have to call your boyfriend, I.
Speaker 1: Guess give you some advice on how to have a
Speaker 1: backbone here, yeah, get.
Speaker 2: Here, on how to reverse your promise. Yes, that he
Speaker 2: could have a hall pass, but now.
Speaker 6: You're taking it away from him on his birthday.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 11: Good.
Speaker 1: Why does that sound crazy to you?
Speaker 5: That sounds totally normal.
Speaker 2: Yeah to everybody, We're gonna do it with your awkward
Speaker 2: Tuesday phone call right after this.
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 2: All right, hold on, it's awkward.
Speaker 4: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 5: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 2: We are in a difficult situation today, and by we.
Speaker 6: I mean brook.
Speaker 2: One of our listeners had a conversation with their boyfriend
Speaker 2: of three years asking what he wanted for his birthday
Speaker 2: coming up. He responded, a hall pass.
Speaker 1: And he didn't say celebrity he met, just.
Speaker 7: A hall pass.
Speaker 2: Just a free day, right, which is basically a one
Speaker 2: night of unbridled passion with anybody who's not your partner.
Speaker 6: It has to be unbridled.
Speaker 1: I mean, it sounds like you read that from a
Speaker 1: romance novel.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm trying to put a little romance into.
Speaker 1: It, but it's a little messier than that, Jeff, Okay.
Speaker 2: A messy night of passion with anybody who's not your partner.
Speaker 2: And not only did Stephanie say yes, but she promised
Speaker 2: him she would not take it back, and now she
Speaker 2: wants our help to try and take it back today.
Speaker 2: So let's get some advice for her from the woman
Speaker 2: who blames the man for his girlfriend saying yes to request.
Speaker 6: What are you thinking?
Speaker 2: How does she take back her own gift that she
Speaker 2: just gave him.
Speaker 1: I think this could easily devolve into a huge fight,
Speaker 1: big argument, you know, up, break up absolutely, Alexis. So
Speaker 1: I think what you do is you try to take
Speaker 1: a positive angle and you say, Okay, listen, I know
Speaker 1: we were using the hall Pass as like a placeholder
Speaker 1: for your gift, but I got you something so amazing
Speaker 1: and expensive that you are going to love it.
Speaker 6: So why.
Speaker 1: So you acknowledge that that hall Pass was there, but
Speaker 1: it's not his gift anymore.
Speaker 2: What do you think about that, Stephanie trying to one
Speaker 2: up your own gift with a better one?
Speaker 12: Well, I mean I think maybe, but I think Kyle
Speaker 12: should know that I was kind of joking about the
Speaker 12: gifts in general, so doesn't he it's not like even anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like, that's like coming back after signing the
Speaker 2: terms and agreements to being like, well, I didn't.
Speaker 7: Mean to sign it.
Speaker 1: It's not even that. She's just not very good at
Speaker 1: saying no, Like I feel like he's just going to
Speaker 1: put you in another place where you suddenly agree again
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 6: But maybe Jose has a way for her to not
Speaker 6: do that.
Speaker 3: What do you think He needs a taste of his
Speaker 3: own medicine, so he knows how it feels to be
Speaker 3: in your situation. So you ask for your own hall
Speaker 3: pass for your birthday.
Speaker 1: Coming up, that's gonna that's where the fight.
Speaker 3: Startspective Then he's gonna go I don't want my lady.
Speaker 1: I think he'll be Okay, Yes, I didn't think of that.
Speaker 2: I don't think of that, Stephanie. Equal playing field for ta.
Speaker 12: I don't even know if I could do that.
Speaker 5: I don't think you could pull a man to use
Speaker 5: a hall pass on No.
Speaker 12: I mean I could pull him man.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 1: If Okay, you don't want to you have to fight
Speaker 1: someone hotter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, Well that's our advice for you, Stephanie. We
Speaker 2: wish you all the luck in the world that are
Speaker 2: going to be here in your corner. Thank you beer
Speaker 2: to support you. But I'm dialing your boyfriend's phone number
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, like we're sending a sheep out into the wolf town.
Speaker 6: You've got this, Stephanie, good luck.
Speaker 12: Hello, Hey, mabe, how are you?
Speaker 11: Oh hey, are you calling from work or something?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 12: I mean I just want to check it in and
Speaker 12: see how your day is going.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's yours. It's going pretty good. But checked us out.
Speaker 11: Someone took a huge crap in my parking spot this morning.
Speaker 11: I don't know, like a homeless guy or like what happened,
Speaker 11: but it was disgusting.
Speaker 12: Oh god, that is horrible.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, it was sick. But you know, I'm just
Speaker 11: I've been dealing with that literal crap all morning. But
Speaker 11: so yeah, I'm just I gotta get back soon. But which,
Speaker 11: let's go on.
Speaker 12: Well, I wanted to talk to you about this weekend
Speaker 12: and your birthday.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so out Saturday night, but we can maybe do
Speaker 11: something Sunday late afternoon. I might be in bad shape,
Speaker 11: but we'll see.
Speaker 12: Oh sounds like you have something fun planned.
Speaker 11: Well yeah, I guess you could say that.
Speaker 12: Uh, do you want to tell me a little bit
Speaker 12: about it.
Speaker 11: Uh not really no, I.
Speaker 12: Mean it doesn't have anything to do with what we
Speaker 12: talked about, does it.
Speaker 11: I don't know what you're referring to.
Speaker 12: Like, a few weeks ago, I gave you the Hall
Speaker 12: Pass quote unquoted. You know you brought it up again
Speaker 12: recently too.
Speaker 11: What's your what is your question? You give me a
Speaker 11: birthday gift? I want to use it?
Speaker 12: Well, that was just a place old gift because I
Speaker 12: actually got you a really nice present that's really pretty expensive.
Speaker 12: So you're gonna get that instead?
Speaker 11: Oh no, no, no, no, you can't take it back
Speaker 11: like I've already planned my president.
Speaker 12: Are you messing with me?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 12: Are you trying to make me this isn't funny?
Speaker 11: You said like I could have this, like you promised me.
Speaker 11: Like you can't. You can't take back a promise like
Speaker 11: we we agreed on that.
Speaker 12: You know, I was saying whatever because it would make
Speaker 12: you happy, and I thought it was funny conversation.
Speaker 11: Is it gonna make me really happy?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 11: Wow?
Speaker 12: Okay, So who is it? Then?
Speaker 11: I'm not gonna tell you this me all bit out
Speaker 11: of shape.
Speaker 12: I'm already been out of shape. You're basically telling me
Speaker 12: that you're about to cheat on me.
Speaker 11: I'm not cheating on you. You gave me permission, which
Speaker 11: you like you gave me permission you did?
Speaker 12: This isn't funny, Kyle, tell me what is.
Speaker 10: Fine?
Speaker 11: You remember the waitress at Chili Brunette?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm thinking about her. She didn't know it yet,
Speaker 11: but you know, are you kidding me?
Speaker 8: Her?
Speaker 4: Kyle? Her?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 4: She is?
Speaker 11: Exactly exactly?
Speaker 1: I am confused? Is he joking?
Speaker 11: Well? I don't know what is happening? What did?
Speaker 2: You're on the radio right now with a show called
Speaker 2: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's called Awkward Tuesday
Speaker 2: phone call.
Speaker 1: God, that was hard to listen to, Kyle. That was
Speaker 1: that was difficult.
Speaker 11: Why am I what? Why would you? I am so confused?
Speaker 11: Like why?
Speaker 2: Yeah, We've been asked to help and join in on
Speaker 2: this conversation by your girlfriend, Stephanie, who wanted to talk
Speaker 2: about this so called birthday present.
Speaker 7: She doesn't wanting to cheat on her.
Speaker 11: I'm not cheating on her. I mean she gave me
Speaker 11: the Hall pat again.
Speaker 7: File Are you serious?
Speaker 12: I just told you it was not a real gift.
Speaker 11: They're serious. You did promise? So how am I supposed
Speaker 11: to take that.
Speaker 1: You're actually like a second grader right now.
Speaker 6: You can't see how it's a little bit confusing the.
Speaker 3: Informal question here, Like the girl on Chili's doesn't even
Speaker 3: know what was your plan.
Speaker 7: I thought you set it.
Speaker 3: Up like you're gonna holk over you've got a rizz
Speaker 3: or down.
Speaker 1: Still, bro, I don't know that you do. I don't
Speaker 1: know that you do what.
Speaker 7: Your bras are gonna go to Chili's and try to
Speaker 7: game down a.
Speaker 1: Certain Why do I feel like it was just gonna
Speaker 1: be him saying at the Chili's bar alone?
Speaker 5: Is it by yourself?
Speaker 11: Doesn't matter?
Speaker 15: I think he's just gonna go there and see what
Speaker 15: happenedfriend at the bar, and you have a thing, a
Speaker 15: thing for girl with no teeth in the front.
Speaker 11: She has one tooth that's easily fixed. And I haven't
Speaker 11: even flirted with anybody for a long time. So like
Speaker 11: it's a chance to like put myself out there.
Speaker 7: I haven't gonna be fine you too.
Speaker 1: Well, here's okay, this is not a healthy relationship. But Stephanie,
Speaker 1: I don't think you have anything to be worried about either.
Speaker 2: Let's ask her, Stephanie, how do you feel about him
Speaker 2: going to Chili's and spitting some game.
Speaker 16: Well, I mean it's actually kind of funny now knowing
Speaker 16: who he's going.
Speaker 12: To try to ask out. Really, it's still like it
Speaker 12: still hurts my feelings. I still don't want them to
Speaker 12: do it. Yeah, I just really wish that he understood
Speaker 12: how I felt and like took.
Speaker 1: Me like, yeah, I mean you got to hear that, right, Kyle.
Speaker 2: I mean you understand now, Kyle, like that it hurts
Speaker 2: her that you're trying to go through with this and
Speaker 2: kind of throwing it in her face. And is that
Speaker 2: making you like change how you feel about it?
Speaker 11: Well, yeah, I mean obviously I care about and it
Speaker 11: really makes you feel that way. I didn't, like, I
Speaker 11: don't want to So what.
Speaker 6: An understanding boyfriend?
Speaker 1: What do I still feel like? I'm here in the
Speaker 1: end of a relationship.
Speaker 11: I still would like to get that expensive give you're
Speaker 11: talking about.
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, she has something really big playing for you, bro,
Speaker 2: don't worry.
Speaker 6: Isn't that right, Stephanie?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yes, yes. Jeff. In the morning, We've got
Speaker 2: Wayne on the phone, who is a brand new player,
Speaker 2: and like a lot of new players, he admitted right
Speaker 2: before he came on he might be a little bit nervous,
Speaker 2: which is why I specifically asked for some calm, soothing music.
Speaker 6: To be played behind while I introduced Is this.
Speaker 2: Music calming you?
Speaker 8: Wayne?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 12: A little.
Speaker 2: Seep into the bones and relax?
Speaker 1: You feel like I can see the sweat of Wayne's
Speaker 1: brow right now.
Speaker 2: The other method to like get your nerves down is
Speaker 2: to visualize the people that you're with naked. Would you
Speaker 2: like us to go around and describe what we look
Speaker 2: like physically for you? Wayne?
Speaker 11: I think I'm all right today.
Speaker 3: Because I am really lumpy, all over passed.
Speaker 1: He doesn't get that treat anymore.
Speaker 6: I can already hear Wayne's sounding more and more calm as.
Speaker 1: We talked to him, or scared.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure whatever it is.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go with that emotion and send Brooke out
Speaker 2: of the studio while she leaves. Wayne, you know how
Speaker 2: the game works. He got thirty seconds to answer as
Speaker 2: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 2: can say pass. But you have to beat Brooke outright
Speaker 2: if you.
Speaker 6: Want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 11: I'm good?
Speaker 2: Good luck, my man, Your time starts now. The hula
Speaker 2: hoop was patented on this day in what decade?
Speaker 6: What is the small fin on top of a fish.
Speaker 11: Called ooh dorcal?
Speaker 2: In Which South American country would you find copa cabana beach?
Speaker 2: What type of gases used to fill the extra space
Speaker 2: in a bag of potato chips? Groundskeeper Willie is from
Speaker 2: what sitcom? In soccer? What color are the two penalty cards?
Speaker 2: What is the medical term for the breastbone?
Speaker 6: Pass on last one?
Speaker 2: That's okay, it's really good job. Right before that, Brooks's
Speaker 2: gonna come back into the studio. And I feel like
Speaker 2: maybe part of the reason why you maybe knew some
Speaker 2: of the answers is because it says Wayne was in
Speaker 2: the navy for nine years.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow, So what was your job in the navy?
Speaker 11: A bomb technician?
Speaker 1: That's the bomb.
Speaker 7: That's literally how you report to his officers.
Speaker 4: The bomb.
Speaker 1: Bombs need fixing.
Speaker 6: You turn them on or you turn them off.
Speaker 12: Put them on the plane and turn them on.
Speaker 7: Yep.
Speaker 1: So you're nervous for this game, but you're you're cool
Speaker 1: and collected. You're turning bombs on.
Speaker 6: He's a complicated man.
Speaker 11: I like that.
Speaker 6: Alright, Wait all right, Wayne, sit type, it's Brooks turn.
Speaker 6: Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. The hula hoop was patented on
Speaker 2: this day in what decade?
Speaker 1: Fifties?
Speaker 2: What is the small fin on top of a fish
Speaker 2: called dorsal? In which South American country would you find
Speaker 2: copa cabana beach? What type of gas is used to
Speaker 2: fill the extra sprace in a bag of potato chips?
Speaker 1: Nitrogen?
Speaker 6: The groundskeeper Willie is from what sitcom?
Speaker 1: Sitcom? Are we.
Speaker 5: In soccer? What color are the two penalty cards? Penalty car?
Speaker 4: Yell?
Speaker 2: Wow, the nerves clearly got to Brook today. Let's go
Speaker 2: to the scoreboard and see how you did with hose.
Speaker 7: You're teasing me, naughty four way way.
Speaker 5: That's a great score time player.
Speaker 3: Yeah and Brook yeah, who just we don't know right
Speaker 3: what happened there?
Speaker 1: Also for man, oh wait, you're gonna have to call
Speaker 1: back and play again.
Speaker 2: That was fun. Of course, came back to tie it up,
Speaker 2: which means it goes to the house, buddy. But let's
Speaker 2: go over the answers. The hula hou patented on this
Speaker 2: day in the nineteen sixties. Nineteen sixty three specifically is
Speaker 2: when it was invented. The small fin on top of
Speaker 2: a fish is called the dorsal fin. The South American
Speaker 2: country where you'd find Copa Cabana beaches. Brazil, actually in
Speaker 2: Rio de jan Aio. Did you travel to Brazil when
Speaker 2: you were in the Navy?
Speaker 12: No, but my mom is from Chile.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was thinking of the song like.
Speaker 6: The Barry Man.
Speaker 2: The gas used to fill the extra space and potato
Speaker 2: chip bags is nitrogen accident, got it right, Brock groundskeeper
Speaker 2: Willie is from the sitcom The Himsens. The sitcom the
Speaker 2: two penalty cars and soccer are yellow and red. And
Speaker 2: the medical term for your breastbones you your sternum.
Speaker 1: You got more than I did.
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 1: Look at you? Wayne? Are you proud of yourself?
Speaker 12: I am actually a lot worse.
Speaker 7: You want to consider this bombing?
Speaker 2: The brook does love her men fast. Unfortunately wasn't enough
Speaker 2: to beat her today. But just we're playing, Wayne. We're
Speaker 2: giving you a pair of Adam tickets to the new
Speaker 2: movie Arthur the King, based on the true story of
Speaker 2: a team and the incredible dog at the Adventure Racing
Speaker 2: World Championships in the Dominican Republic. It's in theaters Friday,
Speaker 2: March fifteenth, So you enjoy.
Speaker 11: Okay, awesome, Thank you guys, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Wayne, he's your service again.
Speaker 11: Bro, thank you you, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. He says it twice. You gotta say it
Speaker 1: twice back, all right.
Speaker 4: I know that.
Speaker 2: And coming up, but next we have song, so we'll
Speaker 2: do that, ye artists.
Speaker 5: Laser story, no, not laser stories. What are we doing?
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: The show.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do wind Brooks Bocks, same time tomorrow.
Speaker 6: That's what it is.
Speaker 4: Brookn Jeffrey in the Morning.