Speaker 1: Your execute on the Donkey of the Day is something
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 2: To you the reason they gave me donkey other day?
Speaker 2: And I deserve that.
Speaker 1: People need to know what you need to tell them.
Speaker 1: I am you have the tell.
Speaker 3: Them it's time for Donkey of the Day.
Speaker 1: It's a read.
Speaker 3: But you're so good at you trying to be a
Speaker 3: fake as Charlomagne.
Speaker 1: You know what he wants. Charloamade as well. Damn Slomame.
Speaker 4: Who do you give a dusky other day?
Speaker 1: Soon? Now? Well? Sexy Red Donkey of Today for Wednesday,
Speaker 1: March six goes to a twenty six year old Evansville
Speaker 1: woman named Lindsey Pearson. Now, I get on this radio
Speaker 1: quite often and warn you all about the dangers of
Speaker 1: drunk driving. There is absolutely zero reason to drive drunk, okay,
Speaker 1: especially in twenty twenty four, because there's way too many
Speaker 1: rides share options out here, all right, not too many
Speaker 1: tax not too many taxi cabs, but they still exist,
Speaker 1: all right. If you can't find a ride wherever you
Speaker 1: ad drunk, ask for somebody who works at the establishment
Speaker 1: to assist you. They would be more than happy to
Speaker 1: if you know. And if all that fails, then at
Speaker 1: least you should have a designated driver. Well, what if
Speaker 1: I told you that. Lindsey says she had one drink
Speaker 1: at Rick's Sports Bar and she must be a lightweight
Speaker 1: or that must have been a very strong drink, some
Speaker 1: Bacardi one fifty one or a Long Island iced tea
Speaker 1: type concoction with vod k rump taekuila gin. Something had
Speaker 1: her leaning, okay apparently, and it was just one drink,
Speaker 1: and it had her leaning so much that she could drive,
Speaker 1: but she couldn't drive, so she decided to get a
Speaker 1: designated driver. Now, I never thought about who shouldn't be
Speaker 1: a designated driver outside of someone else who is also drunk, Like,
Speaker 1: you can't have a person who's also been drinking be
Speaker 1: the designated driver. Okay, even if you don't have a license,
Speaker 1: like it's suspended to something. I understand if that person drives,
Speaker 1: they may be breaking the law, but I would still
Speaker 1: rather them drive with a suspended license than drive drunk. Well,
Speaker 1: Lindsey has broadened my perspective on this issue. There are
Speaker 1: other designated drivers you shouldn't have. I would never think
Speaker 1: that I would have to tell you about them. But
Speaker 1: let's go to WFIE News fourteen for the report. Police.
Speaker 4: Oh Man is facing child neglect charges. Police say she
Speaker 4: let a twelve year old drive a car with herself
Speaker 4: and two other kids inside. Officers say Lindsey Pearson's brother
Speaker 4: in law told them she did it because she was intoxicated.
Speaker 4: Officers say when they interviewed Pearson, she told them she
Speaker 4: had one drink at a bar. She also told them
Speaker 4: she didn't know twelve year olds could legally drive or
Speaker 4: could not, excuse me, legally drive on public roads. Police
Speaker 4: also charged Pearson with resisting law enforcement, saying she continued
Speaker 4: to scream as they tried to arrest her.
Speaker 1: Uh, you left the bar to go pick up the
Speaker 1: kids and let one of them drive? How many lies
Speaker 1: were told in this story? First of all, the lie
Speaker 1: that she had one drink. Okay, let's just say she
Speaker 1: had one drink. Cool, she was on something else. Okay,
Speaker 1: if it's after one in the morning and you get
Speaker 1: the bright idea that you need to teach a twelve
Speaker 1: year old to drive, you on something harder than one drink,
Speaker 1: I know, on cocaine or something stronger when I hear it.
Speaker 1: Another lie when Lindsay told police that she did not
Speaker 1: know that twelve year olds could not drive vehicles on
Speaker 1: public road. Really, really, Lindsey, Never in the history of
Speaker 1: American life have twelve year olds been old enough to
Speaker 1: do anything fun. All Right, you can't drink at twelve legally,
Speaker 1: you can't buy alcohol at twelve legally, you can't have
Speaker 1: sex at twelve legally, you can't buy anything with tobacco
Speaker 1: at twelve legally, you can't rent a car at twelve legally,
Speaker 1: and you certainly can't drive at twelve legally. So you're lying,
Speaker 1: and you know you're lying. Okay, you lie, you lie,
Speaker 1: you're lying. You know what, Royns will lie. Hi, that's
Speaker 1: what you are. I believe you when you said you
Speaker 1: only have one drink, But I also know alcohol and
Speaker 1: cocaine are popular among drug users, so I'm sensing some
Speaker 1: sort of combination. Shine. Now, I believe Lindsay should be
Speaker 1: investigated further, because who the hell are these kids? Okay,
Speaker 1: where's their parents? All Right, it's after one am in
Speaker 1: the morning, you have a drink, and you decide to
Speaker 1: just go pick up some kids to go joy riding.
Speaker 1: These news reports don't say they were her children, her family.
Speaker 1: It just says she went to go pick up three kids.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to know how this twenty six year old
Speaker 1: woman just knew ran them twelve year olds? And why
Speaker 1: was it okay for random twelve year olds to leave
Speaker 1: the house after one in the morning? And how come
Speaker 1: nobody is any is asking any questions about that. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you why, but I can't tell you why until
Speaker 1: we play a game of guess what race. Lindsay Pearson,
Speaker 1: twenty six years old, had one drink allegedly at a
Speaker 1: sports bar in Indiana, decided after one am to go
Speaker 1: pick up three kids and let a twelve year old drive.
Speaker 1: Claim she didn't know twelve year olds couldn't drive vehicles
Speaker 1: on public roads, and she resisted the rest by kicking
Speaker 1: and screaming, DJ and VY, guess what races? White? Okay? Okay?
Speaker 3: What makes you say that everything that you said from Indiana?
Speaker 1: Ok okay? Okay?
Speaker 3: One drink having a twelve year old drive that we
Speaker 3: don't know where this twelve year oldkay is? Nobody asked?
Speaker 3: No question sounds white to me?
Speaker 1: Okay? Okay? Jeess Hilarius. Lindsay Pearson, twenty six years old,
Speaker 1: had one drink allegedly at a sports bar in Indiana
Speaker 1: decided after one of them to go pick up three
Speaker 1: kids and let a twelve year old drive. Claimed she
Speaker 1: didn't know twelve year olds couldn't drive vehicles on public roads.
Speaker 1: Resisted the rest by kicking and screaming, Yes, what race?
Speaker 1: She is?
Speaker 2: Caucasian?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: What what what makes you say that?
Speaker 2: Everything that she said just like DJ said, but the
Speaker 2: kicking and screaming like she wasn't wrong when the police
Speaker 2: came out of nowhere yet.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, well DJ M bees Larius, I'd like to
Speaker 1: tell both of you that you are correct. Would you
Speaker 1: like to see her picture? Absolutely? What the hell did
Speaker 1: I do with it? Hold on, Nope, that's ryan, I
Speaker 1: see you. I don't know what I did with the picture. Yes,
Speaker 1: she is, well, how does she look?
Speaker 2: Describe her? Don't say nothing? How does she slightly big backish? Okay?
Speaker 2: I see her face, but I can tell the round
Speaker 2: around this year. You know, there's no bone structure. It's
Speaker 2: just like like a twittergmember used to. Yes, she got
Speaker 2: the little Nikki's That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: She's twenty six, so she's probably slightly big backish. Her
Speaker 1: trajectory says by thirty four to thirty five, big, big,
Speaker 1: big yes. But she's she's Caucasian. She is crying at
Speaker 1: the Taylor Swift concert. White, Okay, she is mad that
Speaker 1: Beyonce doing country music white look yes, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you for that done today.
Speaker 1: So please give Linday Pearson. Let's let Kathy Griffin give
Speaker 1: Lindsay Pearson the biggest he hall. Please give this giant
Speaker 1: jar male the biggest he hall. Charlamne.
Speaker 3: I just want to inform you states like Alaska, Arkansas, Iowa, Kansas,
Speaker 3: North and South Dakota, you can get your learners permit
Speaker 3: at fourteen.
Speaker 1: Yes, still, I know it's not but I'm just telling
Speaker 1: you that fourteen has nothing to do with this.
Speaker 3: I know, just letting you know because I thought it
Speaker 3: was kind of weird that a fourteen year old could
Speaker 3: even drive. But I just wanted to let you know that.
Speaker 1: And you can get your permanent from fourteen.
Speaker 3: Sixteen, get your permit in sixteen if you take drivers
Speaker 3: at Yeah, my daughter got a permit now she's fifteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, giant jar mayonnaise is crazy, Hey, Yoka, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Drivers, Like, so you get a permit in Jersey because
Speaker 1: my daughter fifteen and she got it she got a permit.
Speaker 3: No, it's a sixteen.
Speaker 1: You paid fifteen. He's drivers there. She got a permit.
Speaker 2: Now obviously you paid for her to get it, and
Speaker 2: she ain't got it.
Speaker 1: Pay for her to get Okay, all right now, okay,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 3: All right, well thank you for that Dog of Today.
Speaker 3: Now when we come back, Claudia Jordan will be joining us.
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Speaker 3: every Monday at ten. They're fighting to get two hundred
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