Speaker 1: It's either going to be the best hour or the
Speaker 1: worst hour of your life. But I'm under one thing.
Speaker 1: This podcast is very memorable.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, you're gonna create core memories coming up now.
Speaker 3: This morning, when I got in, I counted all the
Speaker 3: different parking spots in the garage downstairs.
Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah, and you know
Speaker 1: what I found? What did you find, jeff Something interesting?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Was it really that interesting?
Speaker 3: It was because not one of those spots has anyone's
Speaker 3: name written on.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: We all park in the same spot. I have parked
Speaker 6: in the same location for like eight years. I like it,
Speaker 6: and I am not happy being taken.
Speaker 1: It's just weird.
Speaker 3: You would think if somebody was walking around the office
Speaker 3: complaining saying, hey, you stole my spot, their name would
Speaker 3: be written now somewhere, even on a postage attached to
Speaker 3: a pull.
Speaker 1: But I guess they don't care enough to do anything
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 6: There are unspoken rules in this office, and one.
Speaker 5: Of them is that that's my spot. First, it was
Speaker 5: producer Boyd who accidentally did it because.
Speaker 6: He's stupid and you can't part in a spot correctly, Jake.
Speaker 5: Then you guys will all take.
Speaker 3: So let's fill everybody in what the listeners don't know
Speaker 3: it was. Over the last week or so, different members
Speaker 3: of the show have tried taking turns parking in Brooks
Speaker 3: favorite spot, and she has gone around expressing her outright
Speaker 3: rage and displeasure with us as people. She's questioned our humanity. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: you think if it was that important she get here
Speaker 3: early enough to claim it. She rolls in late past
Speaker 3: everybody else and is like, I deserve that spot because
Speaker 3: I've been in radio for forty years or something.
Speaker 5: So I am going to find someone with a tow truck, okay,
Speaker 5: and I am going to get your cars moved.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 5: I won't have them impounded, because that's going too far,
Speaker 5: but I will move them to a different spot.
Speaker 8: They're all copid, They're all is next door to us.
Speaker 9: You can have You.
Speaker 3: Are not the queen of the parking lot. There's no
Speaker 3: rules down there. We're gonna let our listeners decide. It's
Speaker 3: seven eighty five nine two texting. Does brook have ownership
Speaker 3: over a parking spot that she does not pay for
Speaker 3: and does not have her name on anywhere near it.
Speaker 6: You guys are doing it despite me and to make
Speaker 6: me upset and you know it.
Speaker 5: You're not doing it because it's convenient for you, or
Speaker 5: you're not thinking about a million spots.
Speaker 9: That is a nice spot.
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna move on to somebody spot.
Speaker 3: I would never park in digital Jakes, give us some
Speaker 3: shock collar trivia Jake.
Speaker 5: Okay if you say so, Yeah, I know Jake took
Speaker 5: my spot one day too, about moved his card.
Speaker 1: The parking spot. Let's do some trivia, don't.
Speaker 4: Today marks the birthday of a true artistic genius. He's
Speaker 4: a world renowned sculptor, a painter, and an architect. Oh no,
Speaker 4: I'm not talking about brook Son Alder. That's how she
Speaker 4: describes him on Instagram.
Speaker 10: Is I'm talking about the great Michael Angelo.
Speaker 4: He's famous for works like the Statue of David, his
Speaker 4: painting of the Sistine Chapel, and just like Alder, his
Speaker 4: work is still highly regarded and appreciated.
Speaker 7: That's right.
Speaker 6: I bet his mom put his work up around her
Speaker 6: desk to it at the office.
Speaker 4: Not to mention, he also shares his name with one
Speaker 4: of the coolest heroes of all times, Mikey the silly, crazy,
Speaker 4: fun teenage mutant Ninja Turtle. Yeah, so today in honor
Speaker 4: of Michael Angelo's that's apostrophe s plural birthdays of them.
Speaker 4: We're doing a special paint splattered edition.
Speaker 10: Of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 4: We're gonna start today with the person who moonlights as
Speaker 4: a nude model for struggling artists.
Speaker 1: That's young Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: Jeff give me a number one through twenty, and I'll
Speaker 4: give you a question about some kind of Michelangelo.
Speaker 1: Number eight, Please, number eight, Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: Michaelangelo, the Ninja Turtle wields nunchucks for his weapon of choice.
Speaker 4: What does his brother Donna Tello use?
Speaker 9: That's hard. I was getting confused.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to visualize. He's holds something that's like long
Speaker 3: and double sided stand and it like vibrates when you
Speaker 3: hit a button.
Speaker 9: No, that's not it.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, that's a different movie than I was watching
Speaker 1: last night. Ten inch Mutants.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah sounds good.
Speaker 9: Yeah, there's.
Speaker 1: But Donna Tello does he just use a stick? Is
Speaker 1: he just long stick guy? I'm gonna go long stick guy.
Speaker 10: Long stick?
Speaker 9: That's a staff.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 4: Raphael has twin size and Leonardo has two Ninja Ninjada.
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, the internet was very specific.
Speaker 10: They are not.
Speaker 1: But they are similar.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, all right, Jeffrey one for one. Let's move
Speaker 4: over to Jose Jose. Give me number one through twenty.
Speaker 10: Let's go to number two.
Speaker 1: Jose.
Speaker 4: The Mona Lisa has her own what at the loover
Speaker 4: because of all the attention she receives.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, she's got her own special thing.
Speaker 1: Is it a tip jar.
Speaker 5: For her work selfie station?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, everyone has her own casing, So she has
Speaker 2: her own exhibit. Maybe that's in her own like it's
Speaker 2: one room just for I'm gonna say, her own exhibit.
Speaker 4: I've never been to the Jose, really, Jose said, Mona
Speaker 4: Lisa has her own exhibit. That may be true. It's
Speaker 4: not what I was looking for, though. She has her
Speaker 4: own mailbox because people all over the world send love
Speaker 4: letters to the Mona Lisa Jose's.
Speaker 5: Some of those get real creepy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, who reads those?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 7: You know? You know?
Speaker 9: Right to me back?
Speaker 5: Do you think that there's one person at the museum
Speaker 5: that has to sit and read them to?
Speaker 10: The painting writes back, Yeah, all right, it's Brooks turn. Okay,
Speaker 10: give me, I'm.
Speaker 5: Gonna go lucky thirteen thirteen.
Speaker 4: Brook It's well known that the Ninja Turtle's favorite food
Speaker 4: is pizza. Yes, but what is the one topping they
Speaker 4: absolutely refuse to eat on their pies.
Speaker 7: This is easy.
Speaker 5: I know that the pepperoni lovers. Gosh, you say it's easy,
Speaker 5: but I don't actually maybe know it.
Speaker 6: I mean, the first idea is the controversial pineapple, right,
Speaker 6: but I don't know that the turtles are gonna involve
Speaker 6: themselves in that type of political strife.
Speaker 11: Political.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I actually think it's probably Anchovi's.
Speaker 4: Anchovies, is correct, right, Jeff and Brook are still safe.
Speaker 4: We're moving on to Alexis. Alexis, give me number one
Speaker 4: through twenty ten. Number ten, I'm sorry here, there's no
Speaker 4: helping from anyone in the room. On number ten, Alexis
Speaker 4: fifty fifty shot Here, which ear did Pablo Picasso cut
Speaker 4: off his left or his right?
Speaker 8: I mean, and I have no idea, so let's just
Speaker 8: go left.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Pablo Picasso did not cut off this year.
Speaker 10: That was Vincent van Go. I was looking for neither.
Speaker 5: I didn't get it either.
Speaker 4: Unfortunate, so I thought it was We're back to Jeff
Speaker 4: and Brook. The next wrong answer loses Jeffrey number jeff
Speaker 4: number one number one, Jeffrey. The Japanese art of ikey
Speaker 4: Bana is the formal arranging of what.
Speaker 1: I guess, the only thing you would arrange your flowers.
Speaker 10: Flowers, It's correct, Jeffrey. All right, Brooke, it's up to
Speaker 10: you and get this right.
Speaker 5: Give it to me.
Speaker 10: What number that's right? Fifteen number, fifteen Brook.
Speaker 4: If you go to Milan, Italy, there's a world famous
Speaker 4: painting called a fresco painted up on the wall called
Speaker 4: the Last Supper, which famous artist created, The.
Speaker 5: Last Supper, Da Vinci.
Speaker 10: It's correct in.
Speaker 4: The spirit of cooperation, and it's a I'm declaring dual
Speaker 4: winners for today's plenty of twenty. Both Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 4: win today and get to pick who gets shot.
Speaker 3: I pick, since Brooke apparently rules over the office and
Speaker 3: all the parking spots and everything that happens here, she
Speaker 3: chooses Jose the one.
Speaker 9: Guy on the parking thing is gonna.
Speaker 3: Get shot while singing Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 2: I like you're singing ice back, praying new Bitches, something
Speaker 2: a hold of me.
Speaker 9: I'm glad you stopped me because I could just go
Speaker 9: for it.
Speaker 1: That's your shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you, guys, would you rather always eat
Speaker 3: burnt food or always eat undercooked food that you don't
Speaker 3: get sick from but it's undercooked?
Speaker 9: No, I gotta go.
Speaker 5: I'm more of a burnt person to even my bacon.
Speaker 5: I like it a little blast birth, but an undercooked
Speaker 5: egg yo?
Speaker 1: Or okay?
Speaker 3: Would you rather have Jaba the hut or Smiegel as
Speaker 3: your sugar dad?
Speaker 5: God Jaba? I feel just like the jewelry choice is
Speaker 5: better for him.
Speaker 1: That knows how to take care of something precious.
Speaker 5: That is true?
Speaker 3: Okay, last one for this next segment. Would you rather
Speaker 3: tell me the dark thoughts that you've been having up
Speaker 3: in your minds? Or go around the room and each
Speaker 3: give me just one simple compliment dark thoughts?
Speaker 5: Wow, I just can't come up with one of the second.
Speaker 1: On my quarter birthday, even not even one compliment.
Speaker 3: Fine, that's your quarter birthday, you count like that? No,
Speaker 3: you didn't remember my quarter birthday?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Where is he gonna do another? What's on your mind?
Speaker 1: Super dark? Coming up?
Speaker 3: If two vegans get into an argument, is that still considered.
Speaker 1: A beef Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm just
Speaker 1: hoving for you know, beef during this.
Speaker 9: Segment, It's impossible, beef.
Speaker 1: Jeff, are you sure we can?
Speaker 3: We all agree to go vegan style during What's on
Speaker 3: Your Mind, where we go around the room and share
Speaker 3: what we've been thinking about lately, starting with Brooke Brook
Speaker 3: What's on your Mind?
Speaker 5: Well, I went to my first ever comic con over
Speaker 5: the weekend.
Speaker 1: How was that?
Speaker 5: It was unlike anything I could have ever expected.
Speaker 6: It was like stimulation overload, like the sites, the sounds,
Speaker 6: the masses, the masses of people. And I went because
Speaker 6: my nieces are so into this stuff, right, So I'm
Speaker 6: following behind him, booth after behind them, booth after.
Speaker 1: All you said, booing them no.
Speaker 10: Nerds, of course, I'm.
Speaker 8: Like, yeah, cool, yeah, sure yeah.
Speaker 6: And then finally they stop at a booth to see these
Speaker 6: funko pops and I finally recognize someone. It is a
Speaker 6: child actor from the movie from the late eighties early
Speaker 6: nineties Don't tell Mom the Babysitters Dead.
Speaker 9: Okay, oh, I remember the time.
Speaker 1: Okay, the movie.
Speaker 6: So they're making a sequel apparently, or like a reboot,
Speaker 6: and this guy, who is now like in his mid
Speaker 6: fifties is standing there. I don't even know his name,
Speaker 6: but he played the like brother in the movie You
Speaker 6: right away.
Speaker 5: No, but I saw he had posters all around tell
Speaker 5: her who it was.
Speaker 8: I thought you were a super fan.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, he's asking.
Speaker 6: He's asking forty dollars for an autograph or a selfie.
Speaker 5: No one is coming up to buy anything from.
Speaker 1: Him, right because nobody knows who he is.
Speaker 6: Right, And he's awkwardly standing there, and he looks really excited.
Speaker 5: So I tell him, I'm like, I love that movie.
Speaker 5: My sister and I loved it when we were little.
Speaker 6: And his eyes get so big and he starts, yeah,
Speaker 6: about the dishes and about mom.
Speaker 8: And it takes me a second because I'm like.
Speaker 5: WHOA, what is going on? And I realize he's quoting
Speaker 5: the film WHOA.
Speaker 9: He's like running lines.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, and he's looking at me to like finish
Speaker 5: the line like oh.
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh no, And I feel really bad because
Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm I mean, I watched it when I
Speaker 6: was twelve, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and this guy's been waiting an entire comic con
Speaker 3: to have one person come up that actually knows him.
Speaker 3: He's like, finally remember this, yeah, my catchphrase?
Speaker 5: And so I awkwardly.
Speaker 10: I'm like, oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1: And then I went over.
Speaker 5: To my nieces and be like.
Speaker 9: Let's go, let's go here.
Speaker 8: They were papers on grind I did it, you did it? Yeah,
Speaker 8: I thought the storm was going.
Speaker 1: Jose, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2: Well, Alexis and I also went to comic Con over
Speaker 2: the weekend to do our segment.
Speaker 9: Yeah, what you do in a comic con, what you
Speaker 9: do every year.
Speaker 2: And she was nice enough afterwards to offer me a
Speaker 2: ride home in her brand new car, and I was.
Speaker 9: Excited because I've been wanting to ride in it.
Speaker 2: So as we're walking to the parking garage, she says, okay,
Speaker 2: I think this is where I Parkeda.
Speaker 9: Hold on, is this a parking garage building?
Speaker 5: She doesn't know you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so it was the right building, thankfully.
Speaker 2: So we get into this garage and as we're pulling out,
Speaker 2: she cuts somebody off and she feels so bad about
Speaker 2: it that she stops in the middle of two lanes
Speaker 2: of traffic to wave to everyone and say I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry while they're pounding on their horny.
Speaker 3: Maybe they just recognized you host.
Speaker 2: No, she almost hit a car anyway, So then we
Speaker 2: were almost to my apartment.
Speaker 9: She's supposed to be taking a ride at the light, and.
Speaker 2: As she goes, these two guys are trying to walk
Speaker 2: across the street, so we have to stop again, blocking traffic.
Speaker 5: But you stopped.
Speaker 9: She did not hit them. They looked scared, but we
Speaker 9: blocked traffic again.
Speaker 8: It's a lot of close calls. But I got you
Speaker 8: home safe and this.
Speaker 2: All happened within like five minutes because I lived super
Speaker 2: So I don't know why people think she's a bad driver.
Speaker 6: Okay, that it's interesting that you apologize in life all
Speaker 6: the time and then also driving.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, my god.
Speaker 12: Sorry, I don't have to say I'm playing on the roads.
Speaker 1: All right, alexis your turn? Tell us what's on your mind.
Speaker 12: Well, I don't know, you guys know, but I started
Speaker 12: volunteer coaching for a high school track team.
Speaker 5: That is so awesome.
Speaker 8: It's because I ran in college if I wanted to help out.
Speaker 9: So cool.
Speaker 8: And my first day of practice was last week awesome.
Speaker 8: I was really nervous. I get in there, you know,
Speaker 8: and I see there's like a lot of coaches.
Speaker 12: I haven't met them, so I'm going around introducing myself
Speaker 12: and like I'm not getting bad vibes, but they're.
Speaker 8: Definitely like a little weird to me, a little caught
Speaker 8: off guard. Oh they don't know you've been brought off fish.
Speaker 8: They don't know I brought Yeah, I think so that's
Speaker 8: vibe I'm kind of getting.
Speaker 13: I'm like that.
Speaker 12: Come back the next day and the one coach who
Speaker 12: I do know, like the head coach who hired me,
Speaker 12: is like, hey, I think you need to start wearing
Speaker 12: this every day and hands me his men's extra large
Speaker 12: high school like the jacket that says I'm a coach
Speaker 12: on is okay?
Speaker 8: And I'm like, what exactly? Like why do I need this?
Speaker 8: And he goes, so everyone thought you were a student,
Speaker 8: And he's like the coaches were.
Speaker 12: Kind of wondering why a student was going around trying
Speaker 12: to lead to introduce themselves to them. So now I'm
Speaker 12: wearing a men's excel jacket around in the meantime.
Speaker 5: But you've got authority, but I have authority. Yeah, Jeffrey,
Speaker 5: what's on your mind?
Speaker 1: Recently?
Speaker 3: I was talking to producer Boyd about everybody's Instagram's on
Speaker 3: the show. Yeah, And granted I really don't have much
Speaker 3: of an online social presence, it's not really my thing,
Speaker 3: but every week I will scroll around for a couple
Speaker 3: of minutes to look at everyone else's.
Speaker 1: Posts, just to see what you guys are up to.
Speaker 3: You're a lurker, and producer Boyd asked me, so are
Speaker 3: you judging them?
Speaker 5: You probably are, and.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, yes, you guys, and he goes, oh,
Speaker 3: so you like everyone's posts when you see them?
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 5: I was like, well, no, I don't know if I've
Speaker 5: ever gotten a Jeffrey like.
Speaker 3: But boy tells me I'm passive, aggressively judging and shaming you,
Speaker 3: and it made me think maybe I'm not.
Speaker 1: Doing enough to support you guys.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that you were all suffering so badly
Speaker 3: without my clicks of approval, and that's on me.
Speaker 5: Okay, we don't really.
Speaker 1: Well, clearly you.
Speaker 3: Guys are very very sad without my likes. So I
Speaker 3: promise from now on, I will be doing sniper likes.
Speaker 3: It may happen like once every three months, once a year.
Speaker 3: You'll log on and I just liked one of the
Speaker 3: photos of your dumb kids.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, Sniper likes.
Speaker 8: It's going to be a post from like a year ago.
Speaker 3: It's not even a comment at least I'm making positive
Speaker 3: changes in my life as we continue forward.
Speaker 5: And we are benefiting from them.
Speaker 3: Test In seven five nine too, tell us what's been
Speaker 3: on your mind. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in.
Speaker 7: The morning brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Listeners are texting in seven eight five nine two telling
Speaker 3: us what's been on their minds because we shared what's
Speaker 3: on our Someone said, I listen to your podcast every
Speaker 3: day here in Ontario, Canada. Thanks for keeping the laughs coming.
Speaker 1: All the best. He the most stereotypical friendly Canadian texting
Speaker 1: the possibly guy. Thanks for all the best to you.
Speaker 9: I would have texted earlier. Man, My hands were sticky
Speaker 9: with a bunch of them. We love you guys.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 14: We got to know.
Speaker 3: The text says, what's been on my mind is that
Speaker 3: I tried Jack in the Box for the first time
Speaker 3: and their tacos taste exactly the same as Taco John's tacos.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't anyone tell me this fifteen years ago? I
Speaker 3: could have been paying twenty cents less this entire time.
Speaker 5: You're gonna say Cardboard after you said.
Speaker 2: No, no, give me all the oil and greeze.
Speaker 3: I love those but the only way to eat Jack
Speaker 3: in the box is to circle the driveway ten times,
Speaker 3: like Brooke did when she did her to cathle On challenge.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 5: I used to love those times.
Speaker 3: You got one more text says I work with kids
Speaker 3: with disabilities and one of the moms of the kids
Speaker 3: let her child pee on a tree outside the classroom
Speaker 3: after bus drop off.
Speaker 5: That could have been my kid.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 3: Brook encourages her children to do that whenever they go out.
Speaker 3: It's cute when they line up outside the radio station
Speaker 3: and just water the bush.
Speaker 5: He is getting a little old, not cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, keep your text come in seven eight, five nights.
Speaker 3: Who tell us what's on your mind?
Speaker 7: Brook? And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but we need to get into something kind
Speaker 1: of serious here.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's okay.
Speaker 3: Because I went into the break room earlier to get
Speaker 3: a chocolate muffin in a five hour and.
Speaker 1: What do I see? There's Brooke chatting it up with Jose.
Speaker 5: We often talk breakthrough.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything you'd like to say for yourself?
Speaker 5: I enjoy Jose's company.
Speaker 3: I mean, Brooke, God, you're only my g work wife,
Speaker 3: and I have to catch you sneaking around landering with
Speaker 3: all the other male coworkers.
Speaker 5: Now you know how my real husband feels.
Speaker 3: You don't see me running over to the printer to
Speaker 3: flirt with Alexus, but for some reason, every time I
Speaker 3: turn around, there you are giggling with random dudes around
Speaker 3: the office, showing up pictures of your kids.
Speaker 10: Those are my work kids.
Speaker 1: Broke God, I thought.
Speaker 3: I meant something to you. You used to buy me
Speaker 3: sandwiches here. Do you remember those days?
Speaker 5: No, no, you complained, so you turned me down last
Speaker 5: time I offered you lunch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want your pity sandwiches. I wanted to
Speaker 3: come from a place of love.
Speaker 9: You guys, stop fighting. I don't want to be a work.
Speaker 3: No remorse from her, So just this is the perfect
Speaker 3: segue for us to do a segment on heartless cheaters.
Speaker 3: When we do, boy and Your Busted coming up right
Speaker 3: after this, sneaky.
Speaker 7: Husbands, two timing lives, live.
Speaker 10: Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends. They thought they could get
Speaker 10: away with that.
Speaker 3: But they're about to get busted. If you cheat on
Speaker 3: your partner once a month, an optimist. An optimist would say, hey,
Speaker 3: that's only twelve out of three hundred and sixty five days,
Speaker 3: so you're ninety seven percent faithbook?
Speaker 5: Is that how that works out?
Speaker 1: That's an a plush.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, we don't have a lot of optimists on this
Speaker 3: segment Busted, where listeners really like to focus in on
Speaker 3: that three percent of unfaithful time and share exactly how
Speaker 3: they caught their significant others cheating on them.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna get a story right now.
Speaker 3: We're gonna start with Elizabeth, tell us how you busted
Speaker 3: your significant other?
Speaker 15: Right, So, my boyfriend started taking online cooking classes because
Speaker 15: he said he wanted Yeah, he said he wanted to
Speaker 15: be a better cook for me, and you're like, yes, yeah,
Speaker 15: And so twice a month he would have me over
Speaker 15: to his place and he'd like whip up some meal
Speaker 15: he learned. And every time it sucked. And so I
Speaker 15: obviously I never told him that.
Speaker 16: I didn't want him to discourage him.
Speaker 1: You know, so I always let a man know when
Speaker 1: he's screwing up. That's rule number one of relationships.
Speaker 16: Yeah, well, he kept taking them. It was always terrible.
Speaker 16: It never seemed like he was getting better. And so
Speaker 16: one night I was at his place and I noticed
Speaker 16: that his email was open and I saw a message
Speaker 16: from the cooking school, and so I like wrote down
Speaker 16: the name of it and I signed up for the
Speaker 16: same class to like surprise him.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's kind of fun, idea.
Speaker 9: Yeah, cook it together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could cook it better than.
Speaker 5: She's definitely micromanaging the situation.
Speaker 1: Okay, how'd that go?
Speaker 17: So when the class time happens, I log one and
Speaker 17: I see a woman on the screen with nothing thing
Speaker 17: but of a mitt one.
Speaker 5: What I wonder he couldn't pay attention to the soux
Speaker 5: fle a.
Speaker 16: Yeah, and literally all she's doing is heating up a
Speaker 16: different frozen foods in the microwave. One was walking around nude.
Speaker 5: Oh, this was the only pants that Jeffrey was talking.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it sucks, but it's not like he's
Speaker 6: in a relationship.
Speaker 16: Yeah, and I.
Speaker 15: Mean so I confronted him about it, but he had
Speaker 15: a good point. He technically never lied. It really was
Speaker 15: a cooking class.
Speaker 5: Well, I guess did you stay with him?
Speaker 16: We kept dating for another six months?
Speaker 5: Oh, eating just frozen dinner after frozen.
Speaker 3: Dinner, those hungry man turkey meals, though, I bet we're
Speaker 3: just perfectly cooked every time. Okay, let's keep going with
Speaker 3: Christian tell us how you busted your significant other?
Speaker 13: Hey, my situation happened at the rehearsal for my wedding.
Speaker 9: Wait to start.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we had a lot of people there and at
Speaker 13: one point, I just like I couldn't find my fiance.
Speaker 13: So I'm looking for her and nobody knows where she is.
Speaker 5: Okay, weird.
Speaker 13: I'm thinking maybe she got sick and she's up in
Speaker 13: the bridal suite.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, that could be.
Speaker 13: She was drinking a lot, so I take the elevator
Speaker 13: up there and go in, and she's hooking up with
Speaker 13: our female wedding planner.
Speaker 5: Gosh, oh my goodness, does that cost extra?
Speaker 3: Sorry, she may have just been running through like the
Speaker 3: kiss after the I do Nail's practice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 13: I was just I was shocked. The wedding planner offered
Speaker 13: me a discount to keep it going.
Speaker 1: But oh, I know she wanted you to still marry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she wasn't a relationship.
Speaker 9: I'm telling you, I have a good feeling about you. Guys.
Speaker 1: You don't want to let this one go. Okay, we
Speaker 1: got signed for one more. Let's go to Mela. Tell
Speaker 1: us how you busted jer significant other.
Speaker 18: Okay, so my boyfriend and I were in our apartment
Speaker 18: and he said, I'm going to go for a run,
Speaker 18: totally normal. So after he left, I thought, well, I'm
Speaker 18: going to take the dog for a walk. So we
Speaker 18: head out and we're doing like our normal whatever route,
Speaker 18: I guess, And as we're walking, all of a sudden,
Speaker 18: my dog starts like going crazy. Do you know how
Speaker 18: they act when like it's somebody that they love or
Speaker 18: somebody that they've been around, you know, like kind of jumping.
Speaker 1: Around the leaves shook out?
Speaker 18: Yes, absolutely, And I thought, well, gosh, maybe we be
Speaker 18: close to my boyfriend. But like we're walking by this
Speaker 18: construction site and there's nobody there, like they're not doing
Speaker 18: any work or anything. There's nobody there.
Speaker 9: Like a open lot.
Speaker 18: Yeah, And I was like, what is going on? So
Speaker 18: the further we walk, all I can see is like
Speaker 18: this construction site and a porta potty. Oh, and I'm like,
Speaker 18: what is happening. So the closer we get to this
Speaker 18: porta potty, I start hearing sounds.
Speaker 3: Okay, like potty sounds or other types of sounds.
Speaker 6: I mean, if you put a construction work.
Speaker 18: You might hear some sounds, but they were not sounds
Speaker 18: like this, and it was definite two people sounds.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 18: So when we get like up on the porta potty,
Speaker 18: I'm one hundred percent sure my freaking boyfriend is in
Speaker 18: there with another woman.
Speaker 1: Judgment on him.
Speaker 18: There's no amount of sanitizing book.
Speaker 19: I mean, it was nasty.
Speaker 18: So I will tell you what. I tipped that freaking
Speaker 18: porn potty over.
Speaker 3: No, yes I did.
Speaker 17: Yes, I did.
Speaker 18: I put that thing over and so they were locked
Speaker 18: in there, like I've tipped it over on the door side,
Speaker 18: just to make sure that they could not get out.
Speaker 1: How do you know, well, I guess ye. How the
Speaker 1: dog was barking Zille probably was him, did you well?
Speaker 18: This is how I know he eventually came home like
Speaker 18: covered in you know what.
Speaker 5: I think she was probably yelling.
Speaker 18: I was yelling, absolutely. It was like I was just
Speaker 18: seeing red.
Speaker 17: It was awful.
Speaker 9: He was seeing blue because of the liquid.
Speaker 18: He was seeing brown too, because that's what color he
Speaker 18: was colored in when he came home.
Speaker 5: I don't think he probably ever did that again.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, we don't normally play winners in this segment,
Speaker 3: but you win by.
Speaker 1: Text boards seven, eight, five nine too. If you have
Speaker 1: a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating.
Speaker 3: You could be on the next edition of Busted Phone
Speaker 3: Taps coming.
Speaker 7: Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's time for a phone tap. And in this world,
Speaker 3: there's people who love food and then there's people.
Speaker 1: Who love food.
Speaker 3: Like our phone tap victim today, his favorite thing in
Speaker 3: the world is wings.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, please don't tell me. This is five
Speaker 5: minutes of Jose and him just talking about different spices.
Speaker 1: No, okay, no, it's why.
Speaker 3: Recently he made plans to have his best buddy over
Speaker 3: so they could watch the game and have the best
Speaker 3: wings in the city delivered to them for lunch.
Speaker 9: It's funny. I've done this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just one problem though, his buddy told us that
Speaker 3: this was happening and asked us to do a prank instead.
Speaker 3: So there's going to be a minor delay. You're gonna
Speaker 3: hear it in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 7: It's another twenty.
Speaker 14: Hello.
Speaker 20: Hello, this is Burnaby Wild from Wings Stuff. Is this Clinton.
Speaker 14: Yesterday?
Speaker 20: You ordered from us about fifteen minutes ago?
Speaker 14: It was about to take about twenty five minutes ago
Speaker 14: yes day.
Speaker 20: In my apologies, Just so you know, the delivery person
Speaker 20: is here to pick up your order. I can't give
Speaker 20: him your wings.
Speaker 14: What do you mean you can't give him my way?
Speaker 20: I do not feel comfortable and doing them over to
Speaker 20: the delivery person.
Speaker 14: What do you mean you can't give him to a
Speaker 14: delivery per I don't understand. What's the problem.
Speaker 20: Well, just let me, let me get away from him
Speaker 20: for one second. Please, all right, it's just it's just okay.
Speaker 20: Can can you hear me?
Speaker 21: Okay, it's just okay between you and me. He looks
Speaker 21: a little bit sketchy, sketchy, he's like super super skinny.
Speaker 14: Wait a minute's super skinny.
Speaker 20: He's very thin, which means he's going to be very hungry.
Speaker 20: We probably try to eat some of your wings.
Speaker 14: You know how ridiculous, don't you?
Speaker 20: I don't. I don't believe so, so I just do
Speaker 20: not feel good about it.
Speaker 14: Unless what's your no?
Speaker 20: I'm barnaby from wing stuff.
Speaker 14: You wanna be wild from wing stuff. I don't care
Speaker 14: if he's scary, he said, he's short. Whatever? Can you
Speaker 14: please give him my wayne? We've been waiting for a while.
Speaker 20: Now he's giving me bad vibes.
Speaker 14: I don't care about the vibe. I want my wings.
Speaker 20: I have the bad feelings in my tummy.
Speaker 14: I don't care about what you feel, barnaby, that's your problem.
Speaker 20: Get you very perceptive.
Speaker 13: Just give him the wing, Give him the wing.
Speaker 20: Find your wishes my command. But first I am going
Speaker 20: to take your wings into the back and count them
Speaker 20: for you.
Speaker 17: What that.
Speaker 20: I want to give you the numbers so that you
Speaker 20: know when it gets to you.
Speaker 13: That is her I ordered.
Speaker 17: I know what I ordered.
Speaker 14: You have her my way, all my wings getting cold?
Speaker 20: This is this is a quality jick. Let me see
Speaker 20: the open the first book. Oh the boneless meat deal
Speaker 20: with the twenty wings.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I wait from my wing, I know what I ordered.
Speaker 20: Oh my goodness, this is looking so good.
Speaker 14: Of course that's why I ordered the win Is there?
Speaker 14: Look good?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 20: Did it tasty?
Speaker 1: Are you eating my wing?
Speaker 20: No? No, no, sir, But I do have to tell
Speaker 20: you when the order arrives at your house, you will
Speaker 20: have seventeen wings in the box, not twenty.
Speaker 13: And why is that, Willie?
Speaker 20: I am just assuming that the sketchy skinny man will
Speaker 20: eat three of them.
Speaker 14: They haven't brought me.
Speaker 19: Do not eat my swing.
Speaker 20: We will not eat anymore. Yeah, you don't want I
Speaker 20: was checking that the honey mustard is not poisoned.
Speaker 14: Your person is gonna be shut down.
Speaker 20: You are angry.
Speaker 13: I'm very angry.
Speaker 14: You ate my damn way.
Speaker 20: I must be honest with you. I do feel sort
Speaker 20: of guilty about this.
Speaker 14: You don't feel.
Speaker 20: I do not work at Wingstoff. I apologize.
Speaker 10: For you.
Speaker 20: I am your delivery driver. I just stopped because the
Speaker 20: food smells so good.
Speaker 14: When you get to the house, your tip is gonna
Speaker 14: be my foot in your Okay?
Speaker 20: Does that include two dips on the side. I like
Speaker 20: the honey. Okay. I must admit I feel guilty because
Speaker 20: I lied about the second thing.
Speaker 1: What did you do?
Speaker 20: Not be angry with me, but.
Speaker 13: I'm angry right now the things.
Speaker 20: I'm not actually your delivery driver either. I am a
Speaker 20: radio host from a show called Broken Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 1: Morning, and we're doing a prank phone call on you. Man, man, man,
Speaker 1: mess with my wings and my wings. I haven't touched
Speaker 1: your wings. Dude, Your buddy Darnell wanted to set you up.
Speaker 14: What the hell are you doing?
Speaker 1: Don't be mad at him.
Speaker 3: He just told that you guys were having lunch together today,
Speaker 3: so we wanted to play a.
Speaker 14: Joke on you.
Speaker 1: What bernieb.
Speaker 14: That sound like born to be Well.
Speaker 20: With a strange coincidence.
Speaker 7: What week use every morning was some taps weekday mornings
Speaker 7: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: This country Man. We used to hold parades honoring our heroes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: with confetti and marching bands and a different woman standing
Speaker 3: on every street corner waiting to be kissed.
Speaker 5: Wow, jeff I don't remember, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Because now it's just Brooke out there running around puckering
Speaker 3: up for the whole city crazy.
Speaker 9: Anybody coming home.
Speaker 3: From warm I'm on second at us and these days
Speaker 3: heroes can't even get a text back. And I say
Speaker 3: that because one of our listeners saved a woman from
Speaker 3: a disastrous date that she was on. Instead of being
Speaker 3: thanked and fonned over, he's being left on red.
Speaker 5: Well, if he wants to me on the corner, I
Speaker 5: can help him out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, Brooke, reapply your chapstick, because we're gonna
Speaker 3: give this hero the chance that he deserves.
Speaker 1: In your brand new second date update, right.
Speaker 3: After this second date update, when you have a first
Speaker 3: date with somebody you're extremely attracted to and you're going
Speaker 3: out to a restaurant where you know you only got
Speaker 3: one shot at this. How important is it to get
Speaker 3: a good waiter?
Speaker 5: I never actually even thought of that, to be honest, Jeffrey, because.
Speaker 1: It could make or break the entire date.
Speaker 5: But it's not like you have a choice, like you're
Speaker 5: just given the person who's in your section.
Speaker 1: The way, Well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Like, imagine the waiter walks by, spills the soup, he
Speaker 3: offers to lick it off, then I pay him.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, well, date over?
Speaker 5: Wow, because you got a new date?
Speaker 3: Is that.
Speaker 7: Thing?
Speaker 5: How did I know that about you?
Speaker 3: But that's what happened with one of our listeners recently.
Speaker 3: The waiter was involved big time on a date apparently.
Speaker 3: So let's talk to Lucas about it.
Speaker 1: Lucas, how you doing, man?
Speaker 11: How's it going?
Speaker 5: Licked?
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that she did tell us about this person
Speaker 1: that you met the other night. Who is he or she?
Speaker 11: Okay, so this girl Henley, Okay, I'm the waiter obviously,
Speaker 11: and you're the waiter. I'm the waiter.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 5: Wait, did you meet her while you were at work?
Speaker 14: I did?
Speaker 11: She was in there with a guy in my restaurant.
Speaker 3: Oh, bold, sir, Oh you hit on a girl in
Speaker 3: the middle of another date.
Speaker 11: Well, yes, I don't do it often often, just like
Speaker 11: twice a week.
Speaker 7: Often.
Speaker 8: I mean, okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 5: Were you her waiter? I guess is the first question.
Speaker 15: I was their waiter?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay.
Speaker 5: How did you get the signs that that was even? Okay?
Speaker 11: Well, I can kind of tell after a while they
Speaker 11: didn't seem to be having that grade of a time,
Speaker 11: Like I was thinking it was a first date, and
Speaker 11: she was checking her phone a lot, and you know,
Speaker 11: it was it was kind of obvious to me. I've
Speaker 11: seen it enough times.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I have a move that I.
Speaker 11: Don't do very often.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I've done this, but this is the signature.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you have a label for it, must mean
Speaker 3: you do it often enough.
Speaker 1: What's your move?
Speaker 11: Well, first of all, I was like, you know, they
Speaker 11: weren't talking that much, but when I would come over there,
Speaker 11: I would I was very personable and we were I
Speaker 11: was laughing with her and stuff, So, okay, we're kind
Speaker 11: of establishing a little rapport. But when he went up
Speaker 11: to go to the bathroom, like at the end, I
Speaker 11: went up to her and I was like, is this
Speaker 11: a first date, and she was kind of surprised when
Speaker 11: she was like, yeah, actually it is. And I was like,
Speaker 11: do you want to get.
Speaker 17: Out of it?
Speaker 5: Oh it's to the end, sir.
Speaker 13: So yeah, But like I.
Speaker 11: Didn't know if they were going you know, for all
Speaker 11: I know, they were going to do something else. I
Speaker 11: was trying to get.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Netflix, and so you offered a step in and
Speaker 3: save her.
Speaker 1: How do you do that?
Speaker 11: So I was like, give me your number and I'm
Speaker 11: going to call you in like two minutes from the
Speaker 11: back and just trust me.
Speaker 13: So she did.
Speaker 5: Okay, you got her number. So she did want out
Speaker 5: of it?
Speaker 17: She did?
Speaker 11: Did?
Speaker 14: She did?
Speaker 11: I was right about that.
Speaker 9: Now what happened?
Speaker 13: So I called.
Speaker 11: They were sitting there and like kind of getting ready
Speaker 11: to pay the bill, and I called out like, this
Speaker 11: is so and so from your aunt's assisted living facility.
Speaker 11: There's an emergency with her. We need you to come
Speaker 11: down here right away.
Speaker 9: Volumes up and the guy can hear, right.
Speaker 11: I made sure to tell her to put it on speaker.
Speaker 5: Oh so he could here.
Speaker 9: I got to take this. Hi, you're on speaker.
Speaker 1: Wait, it's an emergency with my aunt. The whole restaurant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: say that again.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, did he buy it? Did he believe it?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was legit. She was out of there like
Speaker 11: a like a minute later.
Speaker 9: I would believed it, Yeah, but it's not.
Speaker 5: I mean, like, at no point are you ever hitting
Speaker 5: on her during.
Speaker 11: This The thing is like I just kind of knew
Speaker 11: there was a connection there from every interaction I had
Speaker 11: with her, like as a waiter, laughing like the guy
Speaker 11: like in the bathroom and I'm like getting her number, Like,
Speaker 11: it was definitely a vibe there.
Speaker 3: Every time you went over to the table, one of
Speaker 3: her buttons just happened to be undone buttons.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I imagined him modeling to the table with his pants. Sorry.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you got her out of that other date
Speaker 3: with the other guy.
Speaker 1: What's happened since then?
Speaker 11: Well that's the thing. So we texted a little bit
Speaker 11: later that night. She was like thank you so much,
Speaker 11: and I was like, no problem. We kind of left
Speaker 11: it like we were going to talk again, and I,
Speaker 11: I don't know, it kind of cooled down like after that.
Speaker 11: So I want to ramp it back up. I want
Speaker 11: to get in test with her like and let her
Speaker 11: know that I'm interested, which is what I was calling
Speaker 11: you guys.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean, it's a nice thing that you did
Speaker 3: to save this girl Henley from her bad date. But personally,
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm ever going to trust away
Speaker 3: or ever again when I'm.
Speaker 1: Out of the restaurant.
Speaker 3: I mean, I just thought they were being nice to
Speaker 3: me for tips, but really clearly they want more.
Speaker 13: Well you never know.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, that's a higher tip I think from.
Speaker 2: Tell us your restaurant so we can make No one
Speaker 2: don't even want it to work out with this, well,
Speaker 2: at least give it a try.
Speaker 1: We're gonna come back, holler and try and get you
Speaker 1: your second date update right after this.
Speaker 11: All right, man, hold.
Speaker 1: On second date update.
Speaker 3: When you're at a restaurant, some waiters are kind of
Speaker 3: checked out.
Speaker 1: Never even come by to refill your water glass.
Speaker 5: Sounds like a complaint right now, It's true.
Speaker 3: Some are more attentive, and then some have a signature
Speaker 3: move to steal your date.
Speaker 9: Away from you.
Speaker 5: They said very often. Yeah, they didn't say never.
Speaker 1: That's what Lucas says. He quote doesn't do this often.
Speaker 10: Do you hear that?
Speaker 3: World, I don't do my signature move very but it
Speaker 3: is my signature. The old sick aunt in the rest
Speaker 3: home trick. Yeah, yeah, and that's what he did. He
Speaker 3: noticed a cute girl out on a bad date at
Speaker 3: his restaurant, so when the guy got up to go
Speaker 3: to the restroom, he swooped in and told her the
Speaker 3: plan that was he was gonna call her from the
Speaker 3: back and let her know that her sick aunt needs
Speaker 3: her immediately.
Speaker 1: Over at the assisted living facility.
Speaker 3: Oh so it worked, and according to him, she was thankful.
Speaker 3: But now this girl Henley is not answering his text
Speaker 3: asking for a date.
Speaker 5: Do you think Derek is Derek?
Speaker 1: Right, it's Lucas. But that's okay.
Speaker 5: Remember one day, Lucas, I mean, do you think it
Speaker 5: was like a maybe by comparison thing, like she was
Speaker 5: flirting with you because by comparison to her crappy date,
Speaker 5: you were awesome. But it's just reality, right, Like I mean,
Speaker 5: maybe if she gets on the phone with us, by comparison,
Speaker 5: you're gonna look like an angel.
Speaker 3: Again, what do you think, Lucas? Were you one step
Speaker 3: above a crap sandwich?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 11: Man, I hope not. I thought we had a real connection, honestly,
Speaker 11: talking about.
Speaker 9: The well, you know when you can feel a connection
Speaker 9: with so.
Speaker 5: I mean that was rude to me. That was rude, Lucas,
Speaker 5: and I apologize.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's all legit.
Speaker 11: I mean, I know when someone's just like being friendly. Yeah,
Speaker 11: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: You sense the real vibe going on whenever you were
Speaker 3: over at the table with Henley. So let's see if
Speaker 3: we can get that going for you one more time.
Speaker 3: About to dial her number.
Speaker 1: Hopefully, she answers, here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking
Speaker 1: to speak with Henley.
Speaker 16: That's me.
Speaker 20: Oh, aren't you friend?
Speaker 3: You're you're on the radio right now with a show
Speaker 3: called Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 19: Actually, yeah, for real, real, she's excited.
Speaker 3: Well, hopefully you're this excited when I tell you why
Speaker 3: we're calling, because yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: It kind of us to do with that.
Speaker 3: We're doing a second date update. That's where we try
Speaker 3: and help one of our listeners that has been on
Speaker 3: a date with somebody. But this is a little different
Speaker 3: because you didn't necessarily go on a date with this guy.
Speaker 3: He was your waiter the.
Speaker 5: Other date, so there's no strict rules to our segment. Henley,
Speaker 5: So do.
Speaker 3: You know who I'm talking about? You were on a
Speaker 3: date and like a waiter kind of helped you get
Speaker 3: out of it.
Speaker 1: His name was Lucas.
Speaker 16: Oh god, wait, oh God.
Speaker 5: To the bad date you were on? Or oh God
Speaker 5: to Lucas.
Speaker 17: Is Lucas the waiter?
Speaker 5: No? Yeah, I mean yes, Bro's okay.
Speaker 3: She couldn't remember his actual name, so remember. But it's
Speaker 3: kind of interesting that you don't remember his name either.
Speaker 8: Because he should just changed.
Speaker 3: Why this, Well, he said that you guys basically exchange
Speaker 3: phone numbers, so I thought you would save his name
Speaker 3: in the phone.
Speaker 1: I guess you'd just be waiter, hero waiter.
Speaker 13: I didn't save his number.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you didn't have any intention of calling him back?
Speaker 5: Is that why?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 19: Yeah, no, what I was on a date, but from what.
Speaker 3: We heard, that date wasn't going very well, and that's
Speaker 3: why Lucas felt like he had to that.
Speaker 1: Well Lucas did, yeah.
Speaker 5: And you said that he wanted out of the date.
Speaker 1: That's why I agreed to like do the emergency call
Speaker 1: with the ant right.
Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 19: He told you all that, wow, Okay, yeah, yeah, he.
Speaker 5: Felt like he really rescued you from a bad date
Speaker 5: by pretending to call from the nursing home.
Speaker 19: Okay, I don't know how to say this, but the
Speaker 19: whole point of that was so we could get away
Speaker 19: from him.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, why wouldn't to get away from the waiter
Speaker 5: usually just pay and then leave.
Speaker 19: No, we just we needed to get out. I guess
Speaker 19: in the moment, I was like, Okay, if he thinks
Speaker 19: I'm gonna call him later, but we're even now that like,
Speaker 19: maybe I'll call him sometimes and that's fine. I just
Speaker 19: want to leave now.
Speaker 1: Why why did you want to get away from him?
Speaker 19: Because he was annoying?
Speaker 9: He was annoying?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 8: Was the whole thing a lie?
Speaker 5: Were you on a first date?
Speaker 17: Yes?
Speaker 5: Did you like the guy you were out with?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Okay, guys like I knew she liked me, But so
Speaker 12: Lucas thought you liked him, and that's where the lie is.
Speaker 7: You did not.
Speaker 5: It's not a lie. You didn't like him.
Speaker 19: You hitting on me the whole night.
Speaker 16: It wasn't even just me and my gay to notice.
Speaker 18: They were literally someone at.
Speaker 6: The other table.
Speaker 19: Looking at us the whole time and like making eye
Speaker 19: contact with me.
Speaker 9: They were like sympathizing.
Speaker 5: They were still in the cringe.
Speaker 3: You don't think it's possible that it was just really
Speaker 3: good customer service.
Speaker 19: It kind of passed that after the first five seconds.
Speaker 5: Why what did I say to make you think he
Speaker 5: was did on you? In the first five seconds, he.
Speaker 19: Was like just he came towards table way more than
Speaker 19: he needed to.
Speaker 13: Obviously, he came.
Speaker 19: Every two minutes, and every single time he was just
Speaker 19: looking at me, fully positioned, facing me, towards me at
Speaker 19: All's rude.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it is rude, exactly.
Speaker 5: This is awkward.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean, but you got to admit you
Speaker 3: and Lucas had a little bit of a connection.
Speaker 19: Going right, No, that's the whole point.
Speaker 5: When did you hear that in her story?
Speaker 16: The whole point.
Speaker 3: When she gave him a number or the eye contact
Speaker 3: just to get away something happening between you two, to
Speaker 3: make him think that.
Speaker 5: I think that's pretty common with men. I think that
Speaker 5: there's a connection.
Speaker 1: Please stop hitting on me right now. I know you're
Speaker 1: trying to. Let's just get Lucas on the phone, because
Speaker 1: he's actual on the other line listening right now. One
Speaker 1: actually actually.
Speaker 16: Oh my god, than so much.
Speaker 17: Thanks for that.
Speaker 1: It's worse for him than you, And now I kind
Speaker 1: of feel bad.
Speaker 5: I feel bad, But.
Speaker 1: Lucas, are you there?
Speaker 17: Yeah? Did you hear that I did?
Speaker 11: I just I mean, it was pretty obvious that I
Speaker 11: saved you Henley.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, why did you feel like you were saving her?
Speaker 11: I mean that was like a bad first date if
Speaker 11: I've ever seen one.
Speaker 5: So from his angle, doubling down is what we're going
Speaker 5: to do now, Lucas, you said.
Speaker 9: Your dad didn't look good. Were you having fun?
Speaker 3: Henley?
Speaker 8: Well, it's hard when the waiters serve two minutes.
Speaker 16: Yeah, seriously, it was just I was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Well, as a waiter, I'm sure Lucas has seen like
Speaker 3: hundreds and hundreds of first dates happen in front of him,
Speaker 3: he said, out of all of them, yours stuck out
Speaker 3: as a particularly bad one.
Speaker 13: That's convenient.
Speaker 11: Yeah, don't to be embarrassed because you're on the radio
Speaker 11: right now.
Speaker 19: Oh my god, No, it's okay. That's not always happening.
Speaker 19: That is not what happened.
Speaker 1: I will prove it, Henley.
Speaker 3: If it was such a good date with this other guy,
Speaker 3: name five things that you liked about him off the
Speaker 3: top of your head.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, five. I can't even name five things about
Speaker 5: anybody in this room.
Speaker 1: Told you, I'm not that good.
Speaker 14: Of a date.
Speaker 19: He was cute, he was smart, he paid, he was polite,
Speaker 19: and he's not Lucas.
Speaker 6: Lucas couches counses too because she only got the four Well.
Speaker 1: Look at she remembered his name and no one in
Speaker 1: this room could do that.
Speaker 3: So the show is there must be a connection. We're
Speaker 3: building the rapport right now, we're still trying. This is
Speaker 3: the right time to ask the chemistry explode. I'm feeling
Speaker 3: the vibe happening over the phone lines right now. I
Speaker 3: would love, seriously, I would love to send you guys
Speaker 3: out on a second date that we would pay for.
Speaker 3: Sorry first date, Yeah, with a different waiter. You're dating
Speaker 3: Lucas this time.
Speaker 11: I thought we had such a strong connection and I
Speaker 11: definitely think you have a much better time if we
Speaker 11: went out.
Speaker 1: What would your sick aunt want you to do at
Speaker 1: the think about what she wants.
Speaker 6: At this point, we should just offer to send Henley
Speaker 6: out with her first original date.
Speaker 16: Yes, yes, I would love that.
Speaker 11: I wouldn't like it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well.
Speaker 5: We know that's clear. You've made that very clear, Lucas.
Speaker 3: Okay, So Henley, it's seeming like it's going to be
Speaker 3: a no there for Lucas.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, No, I think it's good to be specific here.
Speaker 11: Yes, whatever, dude, I hope your real Anne doesn't get sick.
Speaker 3: Passive sweet thing to say he doesn't want her to
Speaker 3: get sick.
Speaker 1: That's really kind. Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know we didn't really have time to discuss this,
Speaker 3: but jose you were a waiter for a hot minute.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, did you ever swoop in on a customer
Speaker 3: on somebody else's date while you were working?
Speaker 9: No, not on a date.
Speaker 2: I've had girls that would leave number or I would
Speaker 2: try to put a vibe out like you could tell
Speaker 2: somethings flirting, but never in a date.
Speaker 5: Well, you're still single, maybe it should have you know.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: You just hooked up with the subway employees in the
Speaker 3: meat freezer like a gentleman.
Speaker 9: A different thing.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I feel like that call was unfortunately
Speaker 3: doom before we even made it.
Speaker 5: I can't believe. Do you ever feel bad like? I
Speaker 5: know you're trying to do right by our listener who
Speaker 5: calls in for help, but at some point you got
Speaker 5: to give up.
Speaker 3: I don't feel anything, brook, but you know what I
Speaker 3: will feel, I'll feel for the listeners that email us
Speaker 3: in the next week or so. I promise I will
Speaker 3: feel for you and we will try our hardest to
Speaker 3: get you a second date. Update email us. We'll call
Speaker 3: that person who's not calling you back and go check
Speaker 3: out all of our second dates. We have them up
Speaker 3: on our podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get
Speaker 3: yours at Brook and Jefferies.
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: This us in and I am not happy about it.
Speaker 7: Guys.
Speaker 3: It's broken. Jeffrey in the Morning. There's a high school
Speaker 3: in Oklahoma that's getting a lot of backlash after a
Speaker 3: video got out regarding their latest fundraising event.
Speaker 5: Oh well, it's like it's for a good cause.
Speaker 1: Before I tell you what they did, keep this in mind.
Speaker 3: The money they raised was for a business called Not
Speaker 3: Your Average Joe Coffee, which employs people with intellectual, developmental
Speaker 3: and physical disabilities.
Speaker 1: I heard about this great cause right.
Speaker 3: The fundraiser in question involves students grades nine through twelve
Speaker 3: licking peanut butter off of other students toes. Oh wow,
Speaker 3: And I just want to know what's so wrong with
Speaker 3: that America.
Speaker 1: All the students volunteered for it. None of them were
Speaker 1: forced to do this.
Speaker 3: They all got to raise their hand and choose to
Speaker 3: be a part of it or not. It's not like
Speaker 3: a teacher.
Speaker 1: Was licking it off of the students toes. This was
Speaker 1: a student on student action.
Speaker 5: I know, but it's just not the type of.
Speaker 3: Action that Brooke would have dreamed of when she was
Speaker 3: in high school.
Speaker 1: But the parents got all bent out of shape.
Speaker 3: Like I just watched my little braid and lick the
Speaker 3: toes of the varsity football captain. You know what, Braiden
Speaker 3: should be honored. Not everybody gets that opportunity.
Speaker 5: They raise money. It's like you donate for the ability
Speaker 5: to lick the peanut.
Speaker 6: Butter or it's like, oh, I think that Justin can
Speaker 6: like eight to Brook, if you.
Speaker 3: Want to sign up to participate, sign I'm sure you
Speaker 3: can fill out the survey. The best part of this, though,
Speaker 3: was they ended up raising one hundred and fifty two
Speaker 3: thousand dollars for this coffee shop.
Speaker 5: Oh cow, that is so much money.
Speaker 1: That is it's crazy.
Speaker 3: So Brook, think of your favorite charity right now, and
Speaker 3: you could raise that amount of money for them licking
Speaker 3: peanut butter off of Jose's toes right here?
Speaker 10: Would you do it for your favorite charity?
Speaker 5: Honestly, I would like anyone else's toes in the student
Speaker 5: I mean, Jose, I love you, but like.
Speaker 6: When you wear flip flops, like you haven't cut the
Speaker 6: toenails in a while.
Speaker 9: My hairs will keep the peanut butter.
Speaker 7: He's just.
Speaker 3: The book turns down the opportunity to give one hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty grand to charity out of pride.
Speaker 9: I was willing. If anyone's listening, oh wow, I.
Speaker 5: Don't think it's pride.
Speaker 6: I just think it's the ability to sleep again.
Speaker 1: What else will she turned down? Coming up in Laser Stories,
Speaker 1: we'll find out right after that.
Speaker 3: It's the radio segment that's excited to open up their
Speaker 3: first hotel. Unfortunately, it's grand opening is the same weekend
Speaker 3: as the annual Bedbug Convention, which happens right next door.
Speaker 9: Why do the bed bugs have to together?
Speaker 5: You're going to cancel my reservation.
Speaker 1: Just we'll have to see how that turns out.
Speaker 3: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 3: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 3: we've got a laser and other pillow pass just don't.
Speaker 3: This first laser story is out of Lakewood, Colorado. The
Speaker 3: other day cops got a call about a burglary in
Speaker 3: progress around four in the morning. They received a tip
Speaker 3: from a neighbor that the suspect was still inside a house,
Speaker 3: so with guns drawn, the officers made their way in scary,
Speaker 3: but they couldn't find him until they heard a sound,
Speaker 3: and when they opened the door to the bathroom, there
Speaker 3: he was still sitting on the commode in the dark,
Speaker 3: with his pants around his name stop.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, like police.
Speaker 1: They actually leaped the picture of it online.
Speaker 5: And you know, the guy's like, I'm sorry. I always
Speaker 5: like to go at work. It's part of my routine.
Speaker 3: When deputies yelled put your hands up, the guy's response was, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm on.
Speaker 1: The cramper.
Speaker 5: Said put your pants up.
Speaker 1: Then he said, you're lucky. I barely made it.
Speaker 10: Oh wow, Not.
Speaker 1: Really sure what that's referring to.
Speaker 9: I think he's more the lucky one there.
Speaker 3: So he's now facing second degree burglary charges. And even
Speaker 3: the cops had fun with it. When they posted the
Speaker 3: video up on Facebook, they titled it burglar caught in
Speaker 3: poopy situation.
Speaker 9: A burglar.
Speaker 3: His next laser stories out of Nebraska. If foreign governments
Speaker 3: want to infiltrate the United States and steal top secret information.
Speaker 3: They don't need hackers or double agents. Turns out all
Speaker 3: they need is a sexy dating profile.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, it is.
Speaker 3: A sixty three year old Air Force lieutenant colonel named
Speaker 3: David Slater could not resist the attractive woman that he
Speaker 3: matched with on a dating app.
Speaker 1: We're dumb, just well.
Speaker 3: She claimed to be from Ukraine and referred to him
Speaker 3: in DMS as my.
Speaker 5: It's terrible.
Speaker 22: Also nice, super hunky secret agents.
Speaker 5: You sound like grew.
Speaker 1: It's got to be close.
Speaker 3: And she'd write him questions like, dear David, what he's
Speaker 3: shown on these screens in the spatial room where you work?
Speaker 5: Answer?
Speaker 3: It is very interesting, Please show it to me.
Speaker 7: She did.
Speaker 5: Tell me he saw through it.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, sweet David could not resist, and he answered all
Speaker 3: of her questions and even shared classified info about military
Speaker 3: targets in Russia and more info about the war in Ukraine.
Speaker 9: And that makes sense because she's Ukraine. She's probably asking
Speaker 9: him questions.
Speaker 5: I know she's not real again, Jose, she's.
Speaker 10: Not a Ukrainian.
Speaker 22: Where and when is nixt drone strike is a very
Speaker 22: common question on a Yeah, apparently he just wanted to
Speaker 22: make his Ukrainian girlfriend happy and thought her love language.
Speaker 1: Was military information.
Speaker 3: So he has been charged with sharing info from his
Speaker 3: top secret security clearance, and if convicted on all charges,
Speaker 3: he faces up to thirty years in prison and a
Speaker 3: fine of up to seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: His girlfriend is not going to come visit.
Speaker 3: Him, surprising, his Ukrainian girlfriend has since ghosted him.
Speaker 9: Ah, and he gave the codes too.
Speaker 5: He's still saying, but I loved her.
Speaker 16: Yea for David.
Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Chile.
Speaker 3: Not too long ago, the original Star Wars trilogy aired
Speaker 3: on Chilean TV, and network executives found an interesting way
Speaker 3: to play the whole thing and avoid ever cutting to commercials.
Speaker 1: Who that's a so rare on TV?
Speaker 3: But their idea was to splice ads for Servesa Chrystal
Speaker 3: beer directly into the movie product.
Speaker 6: There is a saloon that they go in, and star
Speaker 6: water that it would be the smart way to do it.
Speaker 1: They went a different route.
Speaker 3: For instance, in the first film, A New Hope, when
Speaker 3: Obi Wan Kenobi is supposed to give Luke his father's lightsaber,
Speaker 3: he instead reaches into a cooler and pulls out an
Speaker 3: ice cold survey.
Speaker 6: No, if they just shared a couple more beers, and
Speaker 6: maybe they wouldn't have been at war.
Speaker 9: To begin with. Your blue light saving else is blue.
Speaker 9: With the rocket, he just pulls out a beer.
Speaker 1: Your dad wanted you to have this.
Speaker 3: Then in the Empire strikes back, when Yoda is training
Speaker 3: Luke to become a Jediahs reaches up into the branches
Speaker 3: of a tree and grabs a can of beer.
Speaker 1: With his mind, though with his hands he didn't use.
Speaker 3: The ready you need a cold one when you're trying
Speaker 3: intense Jedi tree. But maybe the most egregious that it
Speaker 3: happened in Return to the Jedi, when the Emperor uses
Speaker 3: the force to summon a cold one.
Speaker 9: Here it is brook.
Speaker 1: Only the evil person can summon a b.
Speaker 3: Supposedly, the ad agency that came up with the idea
Speaker 3: actually won an award for it, but Lucasfilms was not happening.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I bet like that's not gonna go over. Well,
Speaker 5: you can't re edit classics, like, yeah, come on.
Speaker 3: So they've been considering what to do about it. Will
Speaker 3: keep you updated on how that goes.
Speaker 5: I kind of hope they don't sue, because it's pretty funny.
Speaker 3: This next stories out of Stylin and Profile and HQ
Speaker 3: Beyonce Harry styles. That old guy from the dose Ecist
Speaker 3: commercials all people who are definitely.
Speaker 1: Cool, super cool, just buy the book. But do you
Speaker 1: think you fit into that category?
Speaker 14: Well?
Speaker 3: A recent publication pulled thirty five thousand America and asked,
Speaker 3: do you think you're cool? Oh?
Speaker 9: Aren't we like paid to not be cool?
Speaker 5: I've never been cool.
Speaker 1: Well, it turns out most people do think they're cool.
Speaker 3: Fifty three percent said they are definitely cool.
Speaker 9: I think I'm cool because I know I'm not cool.
Speaker 5: Alexis, do you think you're cool?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Cool?
Speaker 5: Well you are awkward?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she did just flip her hair when she says so,
Speaker 3: I don't know. Men were a little more likely to
Speaker 3: say yes, And obviously age mattered to three quarters of
Speaker 3: Americans under thirty think they're absolutely cool, and even twenty
Speaker 3: eight percent of seniors would describe themselves as the cat's
Speaker 3: pajamas and.
Speaker 5: I can get up, I will say. The older I've gotten,
Speaker 5: I feel the cooler I've gotten.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Interesting.
Speaker 1: At least one person holds that opinion, and it's you.
Speaker 9: Yeah that matters.
Speaker 3: Well, what about this guy He's cool every single day, man,
Speaker 3: probably because he sleeps on the Doctor Shoal's jail, energizing
Speaker 3: comfort insoul.
Speaker 5: It's like technically cool.
Speaker 1: He didn't even buy it out.
Speaker 3: One of his booty calls left it in his stead.
Speaker 3: He's just doing the cool thing. That sound means Laser
Speaker 3: Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll
Speaker 3: do it again the same time on Friday, Brook.
Speaker 7: And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Sean is back and things are getting intense here because
Speaker 3: he is three and three against you all time, book
Speaker 3: three wins, three losses, making this Game seven of the
Speaker 3: World Series full count three on two out. Brooks up
Speaker 3: at the plate. She's got a margarita on one hand.
Speaker 3: Questionable if she's even got a bra on anymore, because
Speaker 3: she really relaxes during that seventh inning stretch.
Speaker 5: You don't even know what it's like to take that
Speaker 5: thing off.
Speaker 3: I bet taking the jockstrap off your eyes, Sean, it's happening.
Speaker 11: Oh man, I can't wait.
Speaker 5: I'm not scared of you, and I'm not scared of gravity.
Speaker 18: All right, more power to you.
Speaker 3: Should you feel the pressure of this moment in game seven,
Speaker 3: where your nerves.
Speaker 1: At that's about it too. Oh, I'm not nervous.
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm actually three.
Speaker 5: Margarita's in my nerves.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Wait, less than even that.
Speaker 3: It's questionable if she even makes it back into the
Speaker 3: studio after we send her out. But she is leaving,
Speaker 3: and you know the game works sewn. You got thirty
Speaker 3: seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 3: know when, you could say pass. But you have to
Speaker 3: beat her outright if.
Speaker 1: You want to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm ready?
Speaker 14: All right?
Speaker 1: Good luck?
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Shaquille O'Neal celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 3: Is he in his forties or fifties?
Speaker 16: Forties?
Speaker 3: Which facial component contains cones and rods? What city is
Speaker 3: home to the University of Oregon? So say again, what
Speaker 3: city is home to the University of Oregon? Who's won
Speaker 3: more Had of Me Awards for directing? Steven Spielberg, James
Speaker 3: Cameron or Clint Eastwood. What is the spear called that
Speaker 3: the Olympic athletes throw in track and field?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What's the fattiest organ in the body?
Speaker 15: Uh?
Speaker 14: Deliver good work.
Speaker 3: Sean Brook's gonna come back into the studio, and I
Speaker 3: see in my screener here that Sean apparently is planning
Speaker 3: a vacation to Vegas. It's been a couple of years, okay,
Speaker 3: And it says you're a poker player too, Sean. How
Speaker 3: much money do you bring down there to gamble? You
Speaker 3: don't have to be specific. Are we doing like a
Speaker 3: couple hundred? Or are you ready to mortgage the house?
Speaker 5: Oh? I was going to say the title.
Speaker 15: Of his time.
Speaker 11: It's a little bit more than you know.
Speaker 1: Hold on, okay, do.
Speaker 9: You play cash games or turning? You play cash games?
Speaker 5: You mean he loses cash cames.
Speaker 18: I lose at the bar.
Speaker 5: Don't you get free drinks when you're playing poker?
Speaker 16: You do?
Speaker 1: But you know tipping?
Speaker 20: Okay.
Speaker 5: I don't think gonna make it the right choices in Vegas.
Speaker 1: I think getting kicked out.
Speaker 3: Ballads someone who makes only good decisions in Vegas's brooks.
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 14: All right?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Shaquille O'Neill celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 3: Is he in his forties or fifties?
Speaker 5: Fifties?
Speaker 1: Which facial component contains cones.
Speaker 5: And rods your tongue?
Speaker 1: What city is home to the University of Oregon?
Speaker 5: University of Oregon is Eugene.
Speaker 3: Who's won more Academy Awards for directing Steven Spielberg or
Speaker 3: James Cameron or Clint Eastwood.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go Spielberg.
Speaker 3: What is the spear called that Olympic athletes throw in
Speaker 3: track and field?
Speaker 5: Long rod.
Speaker 20: In the body.
Speaker 5: Fattiest organ in the body is gonna be your brain?
Speaker 3: Oh man, this was I can't even call it a
Speaker 3: strong performance either way.
Speaker 1: But let's go to the scoreboard with Shit's T shirt.
Speaker 9: You got to correct today.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's good enough. Well, just like
Speaker 2: your rating scale one two, you got to He called
Speaker 2: a shot right before the game.
Speaker 1: I started, well done, Sean.
Speaker 6: I said, brain, because I thought they met fat with
Speaker 6: the pH you know.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oregan, all right, well Sean got too, and
Speaker 2: Brook whip your fat brain.
Speaker 9: You got three?
Speaker 3: Oh no, Sean, which yeah, takes game seven. Now the
Speaker 3: all time recor goes to three and four against Brook.
Speaker 3: But let's get these answers in. Shaquille O'Neal has a
Speaker 3: birthday today. He's in his fifties, turning fifty two. The
Speaker 3: facial component that has cones and rods, that's your eyes.
Speaker 15: Uh.
Speaker 3: The receptors in your retina. University of Oregon is.
Speaker 1: Located in the city of Eugene.
Speaker 3: Clint Eastwood has won the most Academy Awards for directing
Speaker 3: four The other two are tied with three wins each.
Speaker 9: Spielberg and Camera to the most.
Speaker 3: The spear that Olympic athletes throwing track and field is
Speaker 3: called the javelin Brook and the fat house fattiest organ
Speaker 3: in the body is yes, the brain sixty fat.
Speaker 5: Up there, fat and fat exactly.
Speaker 1: So, Sean.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately it wasn't enough to beat Brooke. Can't give you
Speaker 3: any money, but just for playing you do win a
Speaker 3: pair of Adam tickets to see the new movie Arthur
Speaker 3: the King, based on the true story of the team
Speaker 3: and the incredible dog at the Adventure Racing World Championships
Speaker 3: in the Dominican Republic. Arthur the King is in theaters Friday,
Speaker 3: March fifteenth, so you enjoy.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sean.
Speaker 5: Is it hard to keep a poker face when you're
Speaker 5: playing a game? Do you have any like tricks on
Speaker 5: how to do that?
Speaker 3: No? No, okay, if you're drink enough, nobody can tell
Speaker 3: what face you're making.
Speaker 1: You do you, Sean, Sean, thanks for being on with us.
Speaker 3: Again, Sean, we'll be back to do win Brooks Bucks
Speaker 3: same time tomorrow
Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning