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Speaker 8: Sometimes all I can say, help, man, how far I've
Speaker 8: come is really unbelievable. But you know I finally figured
Speaker 8: it out.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 8: God allowed me to have the life I've had so
Speaker 8: that I can become experienced at so many different things.
Speaker 8: And in this experience, when I'm talking and sharing with people,
Speaker 8: I will be able to relate to a lot of
Speaker 8: different circumstances, not exact, but just the circumstances.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 8: You know, if a person comes to me and they say, man,
Speaker 8: I've been down and out, Okay, well I know what
Speaker 8: that is. Man, I didn't I didn't have any direction, Okay,
Speaker 8: got that been there?
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Speaker 8: At one point, Man, I just kept pilering mistake on
Speaker 8: top of mistakes. Okay, so you know, uh, I think
Speaker 8: what I'm trying to say to everybody is when you're
Speaker 8: going through life and life is dealing the cards that
Speaker 8: it deals, I want you to understand that life deals
Speaker 8: everybody these cards. The disappointment card, the setback card, the
Speaker 8: failure card, the mishap card, the unexpected misery card. Everybody
Speaker 8: gonna get, the grief card, everybody gonna get, the rash
Speaker 8: of bad decision card.
Speaker 2: Everybody gonna get them.
Speaker 8: Understand that going in that everybody is gonna get these
Speaker 8: cards is how you play them, though, you know, from
Speaker 8: time to time, one more time, it's how you play them.
Speaker 7: Uh you know.
Speaker 8: From time to time when watching TV, I love to
Speaker 8: watch the World Series of Poker. I like watching poker
Speaker 8: tournaments on TV because it's really weird. What's happened to sport?
Speaker 8: To a poker they're actually trying to call it a sport,
Speaker 8: you know, And as to everyday guy that doesn't have
Speaker 8: to be athletically inclined to anything, who has a shot
Speaker 8: of winning a title if they play their cards right.
Speaker 8: The best poker players in the world don't have the
Speaker 8: best hands. They just make the best plays. I've seen
Speaker 8: guys win a hand with nine to two in they
Speaker 8: hand that's nothing, and win their hand because they knew
Speaker 8: the bluff, they knew the odds, they calculated risks, they
Speaker 8: made the stakes higher than the other person was willing
Speaker 8: to pay. They gave off the illusion that they had
Speaker 8: something with in actuality, they had nothing. So what I
Speaker 8: enjoy about poker and watching it is that these people,
Speaker 8: these people here, play the.
Speaker 2: Hand they dealt and it ain't always a good hand.
Speaker 8: But it ain't whether your hand is good, And it
Speaker 8: ain't whether you're gonna get dealt bad cards or not,
Speaker 8: because you're gonna get dealt some bad cars. Everybody ain't
Speaker 8: finna get two bullets.
Speaker 2: In their hand. You ain't finna get two aces when
Speaker 2: you get dealt.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 8: You know, when you play a draw poker, some of
Speaker 8: your cards gonna be nothing, But you gotta turn that
Speaker 8: nothing into something. So when you get dealt these cards
Speaker 8: in life, it ain't the fact that you getting to
Speaker 8: keep getting them dealt. I was talking with a young
Speaker 8: person yesterday and we were talking, and we keep having
Speaker 8: the same conversation over and over and over, and they
Speaker 8: could not understand why they were not moving forward. But
Speaker 8: I said, you don't understand. Every time we talk we
Speaker 8: have the exact same conversation.
Speaker 2: It is simply because you keep getting your cards and
Speaker 2: you playing them the same way. See.
Speaker 8: Until you make a consciencious of the conscious decision to
Speaker 8: do something different, the results will continue to be the same.
Speaker 2: See here's here's here's the way this works.
Speaker 8: When you're dealt to disappointments in life, it's how you
Speaker 8: handle the disappointments that determine their outcome and who you are.
Speaker 8: Because everybody gonna be disappointment, Everybody gonna lose a loved one,
Speaker 8: Everybody gonna make a bad decision, Everybody gonna end wake
Speaker 8: up one morning and have done something they regretted. Everybody
Speaker 8: gonna get caught at the wrong time. Every everybody gonna
Speaker 8: make a mistake.
Speaker 2: It ain't just you.
Speaker 8: That's how you play your cards when they get dealt
Speaker 8: to you. That determine who you are. Now, how do
Speaker 8: I play my cards better? First of all, it's a mindset.
Speaker 8: Quit looking at everything as just the end when it
Speaker 8: happens to you. Oh lord, woe is me?
Speaker 2: No, everybody got your circumstances somewhere. It ain't old woe
Speaker 2: as me.
Speaker 8: It's hold on, man, Okay, let me play this out
Speaker 8: to see how God done connected this to something else.
Speaker 7: See.
Speaker 8: Soon as a person have a setback, what's the first
Speaker 8: thing A lot of people do, They go straight negative.
Speaker 8: I can't see even get a break. I can't seem
Speaker 8: to move forward. Hold on, man, do you realize this
Speaker 8: could be connected to something? See you got to understand, man,
Speaker 8: that this thing is all connected. That you not having
Speaker 8: these mishaps and these spills and accidents and falls for
Speaker 8: no reason. It's so you can become experienced at them.
Speaker 8: So when he takes you to the next level, when
Speaker 8: it happens again, you have no how and how to
Speaker 8: handle it. If you keep throwing yourself off the cliff
Speaker 8: every time something happened, you just gonna be a cliff
Speaker 8: diverl man, Stop tripping yourself out. I was talking to
Speaker 8: this young person. I kept saying, and you know what,
Speaker 8: they tried to tell me. I'm trying to stay positive.
Speaker 8: But the people around here they just killing that.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 2: I see.
Speaker 8: So when you learn something and you know something, you
Speaker 8: don't take ownership of it. You allow other people to
Speaker 8: come into what you know and believe and shake it
Speaker 8: loose from you. I don't care who you are. You
Speaker 8: not doing me like that. Here's a deal. I have
Speaker 8: a gift that was given to me from God. That
Speaker 8: is the gift of comedy. That's what I've done. I've
Speaker 8: made the bulk of my living on that skill set.
Speaker 2: Right there.
Speaker 8: There are comedians who are supposedly friends of mine, who
Speaker 8: I've worked with, who get around in huddles with one
Speaker 8: another and they say, man, Steve really ain't funny. I
Speaker 8: don't see what they be laughing at. He ain't funny
Speaker 8: to me. He wasn't the funniest king to me. Excuse me,
Speaker 8: you're irrelevant in this conversation because irregardless as to how
Speaker 8: you feel about me, there are people think that I'm
Speaker 8: knocked down kill over funny. But more importantly, I own
Speaker 8: the gift that God gave to me. I take ownership
Speaker 8: of his blessing. Cause you don't think it's so. You
Speaker 8: ain't taking that from me. Stop letting people steal, yo,
Speaker 8: Stop letting people take what you're supposed to know. Look,
Speaker 8: I'm a I'm a I'm a kind person at heart. Man,
Speaker 8: you ain't nothing now you said here going, man, I
Speaker 8: guess I ain't. What's your tripping for?
Speaker 2: You are a kind person, own that take ownership of it.
Speaker 8: Stop letting things God has given you be taken away
Speaker 8: from others. The devil is a cold player, and he
Speaker 8: got cold players working for him, just shaking, just taking
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Speaker 8: really am intelligent. You stupid man. I thought I was
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Speaker 7: Man.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm doing wrong. What excuse me?
Speaker 2: You're a very bright person. Hey, y'all take ownership.
Speaker 8: When God gives you something, blesses you would a gift,
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Speaker 2: Don't let people come in here and take it from you. Man, Okay,
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Speaker 2: God is in the blessing business.
Speaker 8: Ask and you shall receive, Yes, if you write the
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Speaker 8: This is in everybody's bible. If you write the vision
Speaker 8: and make it plain so that he who reads it
Speaker 8: will run to it, and even though it tarry, wait
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Speaker 8: I'm on my fifth vision board. Fifth what I'm on
Speaker 8: my fifth one? Because the mother four is full. They
Speaker 8: gone got them. I had to take them off.
Speaker 3: When you say full, you mean completed the vision, accomplished, done.
Speaker 2: No houses on that, ain't no cars on now, ain't
Speaker 2: none of that? All that all I got, all that
Speaker 2: in the yard. Got it.
Speaker 8: God gave it to me because I followed the principle.
Speaker 8: I wrote it down and I read it every morning,
Speaker 8: every night. I'm gonna I'm gonna show you right now.
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Speaker 2: Flash, that's my vision board. Okay, that's on one phone.
Speaker 1: You want us to really see it? He said it
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Speaker 11: He took it right back down.
Speaker 8: Yeah, because I don't want nobody read it. And all
Speaker 8: this was a lot of haters. Uh huh, what's but
Speaker 8: that's what it's in.
Speaker 2: And I put them on my phone. So when I
Speaker 2: pick up my phone, damn that on my vision board.
Speaker 2: And every time the.
Speaker 8: Phone rang, I look at it, it planted in my
Speaker 8: mind subconsciously. So whether I'm thinking about it or not,
Speaker 8: I'm attracting those things to me, right, And that's a
Speaker 8: principle of success. And you don't have to go to
Speaker 8: this church to do that. You don't have to speak
Speaker 8: in tongues for that. If you do, that's fine. You
Speaker 8: do you Holy goest feel all.
Speaker 2: That's fine. But the Bible says, write the vision and
Speaker 2: make it plain.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, all right, thank you.
Speaker 2: Steve.
Speaker 3: Coming up at thirty two after the hour, run that
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Speaker 2: All the way back.
Speaker 10: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 1: It's time now to run that prank back. Junior. You're
Speaker 1: in for the nephew. Where is Tommy?
Speaker 11: We don't know where time at.
Speaker 2: Let him do what he wanted to do. I don't
Speaker 2: let him do nothing. I just don't care. I got it.
Speaker 2: That's what. Don't come now, my damn problem.
Speaker 11: Run that PreK back.
Speaker 5: Along. I'm trying to reach care care. Hey listen, my
Speaker 5: name is Mark. Are you married to Jason. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 5: all right, I got the right person. Listen. I don't
Speaker 5: I don't even know how to say this to you.
Speaker 5: My like I said, my name is Mark. I followed
Speaker 5: my wife today and I right now I'm at a
Speaker 5: park and I'm almost certain that my wife is right now.
Speaker 5: I'm about two or three hundred yards away, but I'm
Speaker 5: almost certain my wife is holding hands with your husband, Jason.
Speaker 5: So hold on, hold on.
Speaker 12: When you see my husband at the park with with
Speaker 12: your wife, how long have you been following them?
Speaker 5: I followed my wife this morning because I just was
Speaker 5: still in like real weird about, you know, something going on.
Speaker 5: And I followed her and I'm at the park right now,
Speaker 5: and you know this, I think this is I think
Speaker 5: she's with Jason. I think she's with your husband. What type?
Speaker 5: What type of car?
Speaker 12: You do you see Jason in Alexis What color?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 5: White? Okay?
Speaker 12: That's him. So he's supposed he went to work today
Speaker 12: and this Sunday, and they had some over time that
Speaker 12: he's supposed to been doing the work today. And he's
Speaker 12: at a park with your wife close to him.
Speaker 5: So I'm not close to him, you know. I try
Speaker 5: to stay back. Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 5: wait hold up, she just kissed him.
Speaker 2: She did kids?
Speaker 5: Who she did? My wife just kissed your husband? What
Speaker 5: did you say your wife?
Speaker 12: Your wife's name is again?
Speaker 5: My wife name is Veronica? Veronica?
Speaker 12: Okay, what part dad?
Speaker 5: Uh? They at Langley Park. I'm at Langley Park right now.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm about two hundred yards away from them, and
Speaker 5: I'm looking at she just kissed him again. I cannot
Speaker 5: believe this, man.
Speaker 12: I know, well, you're not telling me that your your
Speaker 12: wife is kissing out and husband. Well, how did you
Speaker 12: get my number? That's all up?
Speaker 5: Backed it up?
Speaker 12: How did you get my number?
Speaker 7: Who are he is? Like?
Speaker 5: I say, my name is Mark, A buddy of mine
Speaker 5: named Fitz Fitzgerald. Fitz knows he knows Jason.
Speaker 12: I don't know it's Gerald. I wonder how you get
Speaker 12: my number?
Speaker 5: Fitz gave me your Fitz told me he knew Jason,
Speaker 5: and some kind of way he got me your phone number.
Speaker 5: I don't even know who he got your number from.
Speaker 5: All I know is your husband is kissing my wife
Speaker 5: right now. That's what I know.
Speaker 12: Okay, you just sitting there watching give me the number?
Speaker 12: Were gonna change this right now. You're sitting there watching
Speaker 12: on some specta gaget. I'll go and bust all this
Speaker 12: up because I don't play that.
Speaker 7: Because he said he had.
Speaker 12: To work this morning. Some of the overtime don't have topic.
Speaker 12: Who does that in the park with somebody? It's too
Speaker 12: cold to be in the park anyway. You can't see
Speaker 12: no ducks. Give me give me the address of this
Speaker 12: lately park?
Speaker 5: Okay, wait minute, wait, wait, wait wait, they get in
Speaker 5: a blanket out of the car.
Speaker 7: Now who does that?
Speaker 12: I know well he ain't no romantic type of you
Speaker 12: never say we told park.
Speaker 5: But they getting the blaket off the car and going
Speaker 5: deeper into the park. I cannot believe this. They getting
Speaker 5: the break and what? No sh no sheet? Now I'm
Speaker 5: looking at give me the wine and wine glasses.
Speaker 12: What gives me the address of the car? You want
Speaker 12: some white boss.
Speaker 7: Stop.
Speaker 12: I'm trying to go out busted up. I don't have
Speaker 12: time for that following me I was started and now
Speaker 12: watching your wife. I'm not gonna watch and I'm gonna
Speaker 12: hand him his head. Okay, let's stop this right now.
Speaker 12: Take your over there to the park and give him
Speaker 12: the phone. I don't have timeidence. You sitting up there
Speaker 12: watching your wife with my you calling me what comes you?
Speaker 12: I'm you okay, I'm say what You're supposed to be
Speaker 12: up there? Get on that because the bathers down. I'll
Speaker 12: be the flap that and I've been handing him his cap.
Speaker 12: Go hand him the fall, take sup their head in
Speaker 12: the phone.
Speaker 5: What I'm trying to see? What else they gonna do?
Speaker 5: That's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 12: Then you just see it up all that pulling death
Speaker 12: bee over that door and putting out a guy that
Speaker 12: what you want to wait to see him take cares
Speaker 12: over the handing him in the fall. I know Jason
Speaker 12: ain't et no park for nobody. I got Mike at home.
Speaker 12: I am on our third child, pregnant with the baby.
Speaker 12: But I don't get I'll go up there and whoop
Speaker 12: this while I'm pregnant.
Speaker 5: I know, well, Jason.
Speaker 12: Ain't needn't know Parker. No, don't hand in the fall.
Speaker 7: You. I want to let me, let me hold let
Speaker 7: me step out the truck.
Speaker 12: Hold on.
Speaker 5: They drinking wine right now.
Speaker 12: I don't give up about that girl. Hand him the ball,
Speaker 12: walk over and handing the phone. Okay, do with George,
Speaker 12: I don't play up about mine.
Speaker 5: Oh man, they Mark Mark Mark.
Speaker 12: I don't know who you are, but go hand him,
Speaker 12: go hand him the phone. You're sitting up there watching
Speaker 12: with your week. Who are you anyway?
Speaker 7: That's my wife, he went, he with my wife.
Speaker 12: You must be all because if you was one of
Speaker 12: them big old yokes up black.
Speaker 5: Who never got on this?
Speaker 3: Who does that?
Speaker 12: You watching him at the park. I'm telling you now,
Speaker 12: I whooping that when I see her up and your
Speaker 12: wife set up?
Speaker 7: Whooping?
Speaker 12: Jason said, I'm gonna slap your calling me with this.
Speaker 12: You should there calling me, got my blood presser star house.
Speaker 12: Why you shot up though?
Speaker 5: Washing mock joke.
Speaker 12: You're supposed to be all on top of that. Yeah,
Speaker 12: when I say, you got that coming too. But I'm
Speaker 12: I'm gonna find his langy part right, I'm gonna get
Speaker 12: off the phone because I'll be up the I'm gonna
Speaker 12: show you.
Speaker 5: How Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, somebody
Speaker 5: want to talk to you. Give on the phone. Hello,
Speaker 5: come on with it this time. Tom Hugh, his nephew
Speaker 5: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your husband, Jason
Speaker 5: got me the prank phone call you the something.
Speaker 12: You almost made me have my baby. Hep in this
Speaker 12: house this morning and I got two moments from the other.
Speaker 12: Jason got me to pray, PHK. He no better than that.
Speaker 12: I'm whopping anyway. When he come home.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he told me say, look, man, my wife
Speaker 5: is a no nonsense she ain't he don't take no drama,
Speaker 5: none of it.
Speaker 3: You tell because I.
Speaker 12: Was like one man said, there and watch they'll live
Speaker 12: at the park. What what man knows that this is crazy?
Speaker 12: But you tell him?
Speaker 7: I got him? I got you.
Speaker 5: Hey, I gotta ask you this baby. One more things.
Speaker 7: What is the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 12: The Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm gonna get Jason with this, No, Tommy,
Speaker 12: I'm gonna get. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 12: I'm just gonna name the baby. Tell me tell them
Speaker 12: now for a joke.
Speaker 5: Tell them you're gonna name the baby.
Speaker 12: Tell me, yeah, tell them, tell Jason that I'm gonna
Speaker 12: name the baby.
Speaker 9: Tom you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
Speaker 9: the top of the hour.
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Speaker 13: we have two very serious warnings that might affect your
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Speaker 13: of the hour, but right now it is time to
Speaker 13: ask the COLO, our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. All right,
Speaker 13: So this one's from Dancy and Lafayette. Dancy says, in December,
Speaker 13: my husband told me he wants a divorce. He also
Speaker 13: said that one of us needs to move out. He
Speaker 13: still loves he still lives here, so maybe it's time
Speaker 13: for me to go. And I don't want to live
Speaker 13: with him if he doesn't love me. But shouldn't he
Speaker 13: be the one that moves out?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 8: How you letting him make all the terms of the divorce?
Speaker 8: You don't have no say so? Ain't that your house too?
Speaker 8: If y'all been married, that's your house too. If he
Speaker 8: want a divorce, move He came in and Simmer said
Speaker 8: he want a divorce. Okay, make you move, Go get
Speaker 8: some paperwork and get yourself somewhere to stay.
Speaker 2: I'm right here, that's right. One of us have to move.
Speaker 1: Bye bye.
Speaker 7: Dog.
Speaker 2: If this is your idea, you you done plan the divorce.
Speaker 8: Dog, If you planned the divorce and you ready to
Speaker 8: get some paperwork and get yourself somewhere to live, I
Speaker 8: didn't ask you for the divorce, So I'm not moving
Speaker 8: out my house by I love it, and all the
Speaker 8: woman got to do is make it stinking there. Lord
Speaker 8: have mercy, because when a woman make her house funky,
Speaker 8: it's hard to go up in there. Boy, And I
Speaker 8: don't mean male odorous. I'm talking about making a funky situation.
Speaker 8: We know slam dos we don't.
Speaker 13: I've been there all right. Moving on to Raven and Woodbridge,
Speaker 13: Raven Rights. I still have my first car that I
Speaker 13: got in college, and it's in great shape. It's sentimental
Speaker 13: to me, and I don't even let my husband drive it.
Speaker 13: So I was shocked when he told his brother he
Speaker 13: could borrow my car. Can I go against my husband
Speaker 13: and say, no, yeah, you can.
Speaker 8: I mean, if you won't let your husban been driving,
Speaker 8: how your husband letting his brother drive your car? But sister,
Speaker 8: let's hold on for a second. The car is sentimental
Speaker 8: to you. Really, Come on, now, it's a car, It's
Speaker 8: a car. It's depreciating in value. It's it's the blue
Speaker 8: Book on it is getting less and less. I mean, really,
Speaker 8: come on now, come on. It's a car, right, maybe
Speaker 8: somebody dad gave it to her mom.
Speaker 2: You know, ain't.
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 2: That's good? But can't nobody drive it? Though? Can I drive?
Speaker 8: But you your husband can't drive your car? But you know,
Speaker 8: but whatever though, but your husband can't drive your car.
Speaker 11: Come on now, he said, I.
Speaker 10: Give it to my brother.
Speaker 2: What is you talking about.
Speaker 11: I'm just saying, these are people of they they don't
Speaker 11: have your cars.
Speaker 2: This is just another car.
Speaker 4: This car.
Speaker 10: Look alking you know, your ass.
Speaker 2: Talking about you answering the question, I said, it's a car.
Speaker 2: It's a car.
Speaker 11: It's not a Rolls Royce. What I'm saying, you have
Speaker 11: Rolls Royce.
Speaker 2: It just this is his car. Just this is his car.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: So you asked question, what do you know?
Speaker 11: You answer as a rich person.
Speaker 1: That is what I'm saying.
Speaker 11: Don't ask rich rich person?
Speaker 4: Sure what.
Speaker 11: He keeps talking to people like he rich?
Speaker 4: This is just a car.
Speaker 11: It's just a car. It's her brother's car.
Speaker 1: It's just a car.
Speaker 11: Just can you answer as a regular person.
Speaker 2: If it's just a car, then let your husband drive it.
Speaker 8: If it was a old Roys, we have a whole
Speaker 8: nother conversation about him letting her brother drive the Rolls
Speaker 8: Roys because the brother came to place the damn Rose
Speaker 8: Roy answer the question as a rich person, I answer
Speaker 8: the question. It's a car between the married people. It's
Speaker 8: an old ass car that she had in college. I
Speaker 8: don't give a damn how good the shape is. In
Speaker 8: depreciating the blue book is getting less and less in
Speaker 8: a minute. That's gonna be an eight hundred dollars car
Speaker 8: if she don't want nobody to drive it. What she
Speaker 8: ought to do is put her car in storage and
Speaker 8: and save it.
Speaker 2: That's all right.
Speaker 10: We're moving on.
Speaker 2: From now.
Speaker 11: Don't ask that by car.
Speaker 2: Why don't just ask Junior?
Speaker 8: Asked Jeanie. We can have you if you all want
Speaker 8: a regular ass answer, ask Junior.
Speaker 1: We're moving on to Alma and Bury sad. But you listen.
Speaker 13: I am almost sixty and I met a man online
Speaker 13: and he's always asking me for a picture of my
Speaker 13: breast and other things. I don't feel comfortable with my
Speaker 13: aging body. So do I come right out and tell
Speaker 13: him that if I don't send him pictures.
Speaker 1: Will he lose interest?
Speaker 8: Yes, he's gonna lose interests because all he wants is
Speaker 8: your body. He want pictures of your breasts and other parts.
Speaker 8: You own line, You sixty, get offline. You're gonna mess
Speaker 8: around the hair, your picture all over the church. Don't
Speaker 8: What is you sending body part pictures out?
Speaker 2: You sixty? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Oh go go?
Speaker 4: You know you old.
Speaker 2: You don't even know how this work. Like he just
Speaker 2: gonna keep it to hisself.
Speaker 8: Posey show one of his partners and his partner's go damn, man,
Speaker 8: I know that's my mama's girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Up that ever needs your baptist? What lady, get offline?
Speaker 8: You too old, get off line. Do not send no
Speaker 8: body pictures of yourself out nowhere.
Speaker 13: But it makes you think since she says she's not
Speaker 13: comfortable with her aging body, that is she had if
Speaker 13: she had a banging body, she would do it?
Speaker 1: Is that what she's saying?
Speaker 8: She needs to stop this only way. I don't care
Speaker 8: how age in your body is. I know some bad,
Speaker 8: bad sixty year old women.
Speaker 2: Go ahead on.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to tell you it's some fine chicks out here.
Speaker 8: But you know your body agent and you ain't comfortable
Speaker 8: with it.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 2: If you was comfortable with it, the picture would be
Speaker 2: gone by now.
Speaker 1: I'd already be out as soon as I.
Speaker 2: Well, what you got to do is catfishing since somebody
Speaker 2: else's breast.
Speaker 1: And there you go, all right, last one, Steve, alright,
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 13: Regular Steve Percy and Meridian Percy writes, I was messing
Speaker 13: with the lady at church and her husband, and the
Speaker 13: pastor cornered me after church and asked me to stop
Speaker 13: messing with her. I gave them both my word, and
Speaker 13: I let that man's wife alone. How can her husband
Speaker 13: be so understanding?
Speaker 2: Well that show you is good?
Speaker 8: Then, good thing you gave him your word, because we
Speaker 8: ain't supposed to be talking to nobody wife but the
Speaker 8: church or down at the job.
Speaker 2: Sorry. I went up to him and I said I sorry.
Speaker 8: I had my head in my hand wringing that out
Speaker 8: and I was just apologizing to him and the panther,
Speaker 8: and they told me to leave him, and I said
Speaker 8: I would, and I sure I'm glad I did, cause Lord,
Speaker 8: no man, I want no trouble up at that church
Speaker 8: that was supposed to say she ain't married no more?
Speaker 8: How that good ass Regular answer for you.
Speaker 1: That was the Rich and Regular Answer edition.
Speaker 13: All right, thank you, coming up next Entertainment News right
Speaker 13: after this, sure.
Speaker 10: Is you're listening morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, Today is a big day. This is exciting.
Speaker 12: Huh.
Speaker 13: This is the big day that Fireside launches. So tell
Speaker 13: us more about Fireside. What is it.
Speaker 8: It's a an exciting new platform I partnered with my
Speaker 8: buddy Mark Cuban.
Speaker 7: And what it is.
Speaker 8: It's an interactive streaming platform called Fireside. And it's not
Speaker 8: an AI or none of them deep fakes and nothing
Speaker 8: like that. These are real people and my platform launches
Speaker 8: today the steveharveynetwork dot com. Everybody, So if you're at
Speaker 8: work today, you're on your lunch break. At twelve thirty
Speaker 8: Eastern today, I launched my very first fireside chat on
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Speaker 8: to really really share the things that I've really really learned,
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Speaker 8: Useful is that you're talking to a person who doesn't
Speaker 8: have a formal education. If you have one, then you
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Speaker 13: Right, Thank you, Steve. Congratulations again and other entertainment news.
Speaker 13: At sixth annual American Black Film Festival Honors were held
Speaker 13: Sunday in Hollywood. Annually, the ABFF honors trailblazing blacks in
Speaker 13: the movie industry, and this year to Roji p Henson
Speaker 13: and Jeffrey Wright received the Excellence in the Arts Awards
Speaker 13: Living Legend. Garrett Morris was awarded with the Hollywood Legacy Award,
Speaker 13: which is presented to an artist that has worked in
Speaker 13: the industry for four or more decades and made an
Speaker 13: enduring contribution to film and television. So we have to
Speaker 13: say congratulations to Garrett Morris or stand from Martin and
Speaker 13: remember it used to be on Saturday Night Live as well,
Speaker 13: which is what he's of course, Stan is what he's
Speaker 13: most known for. The ABFF Honors were hosted by Tommy Davidson.
Speaker 13: Nice yeah, And moving on to some really good news.
Speaker 13: Jamie Fox is set to return as host of his
Speaker 13: magical musical game show It's called Beat Shazam after recovering
Speaker 13: from a lengthy illness last year. And we're so happy
Speaker 13: that Jamie is back. His daughter Corinne will return as
Speaker 13: the DJ and co host of the show. Season seven
Speaker 13: of Beat Shazam premieres in May. It will be great
Speaker 13: to see Jamie return to work after his medical scare
Speaker 13: last year.
Speaker 1: All right, good news, look forward for that.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 13: Nick Cannon held it down while he was gone, So
Speaker 13: Jamie's back. We'll be watching Jamie all right show. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 13: it's a fun show.
Speaker 5: Too.
Speaker 2: It's fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 13: Moving on now to March and April, well, they're big
Speaker 13: months for spring breakers, right. We want to keep you
Speaker 13: informed on what to expect if you travel to Miami
Speaker 13: or popular touristy spots in Mexico. First off, Miami Beach
Speaker 13: is basically off limits to spring breakers, especially the rowdy
Speaker 13: spring breakers. This year, Miami PD has initiated a mandatory curfew,
Speaker 13: bag checks, restricted beach access, and d UI checkpoint. In
Speaker 13: addition to that, parking garages along South Beach will be
Speaker 13: closed between March seventh through the tenth and March fourteenth
Speaker 13: through seventeenth. In other words, you got to find somewhere
Speaker 13: else to go besides Miami.
Speaker 1: Okay, are we clear? Are we all here? They don't
Speaker 1: want you.
Speaker 3: I saw the commercial when they said, it's not it's
Speaker 3: not you, it's us. We're breaking up, breaking up with
Speaker 3: the spring breakers.
Speaker 2: Ye over, do not come down here.
Speaker 1: We are christ for business, that's right. And if you
Speaker 1: have plans to go to.
Speaker 13: Mexico any of those touristy spots for spring break, the
Speaker 13: US Embassy has issued a warrant to travelers to be
Speaker 13: extra cautious when traveling to can't com Pliadel Carmen and
Speaker 13: tou loom.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: These areas have seen an increase in unsolved shootings and
Speaker 1: drownings ranging Yeah, can koon where Cliodel, Carmen and Tuloom.
Speaker 8: Don't go down there. Yeah, take your hands down to Miami.
Speaker 8: They told you not to come down there. At least
Speaker 8: you be in the States. You at Florida, Man, go
Speaker 8: to Pensacola, do south Land, but listen to me. Go
Speaker 8: take your ass Disneyland. Do not go down to Mexico.
Speaker 8: Drownings and shooting. You know your ass can't swim.
Speaker 2: No, damn.
Speaker 1: Spring break.
Speaker 2: We'll be back with more to Steve Harvey Morton Show
Speaker 2: right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Hard Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Super Tuesday primary results.
Speaker 13: President Biden won all Democratic races in the fifteenth state yesterday.
Speaker 13: Former President Trump dominated on the Republican side. One thing
Speaker 13: that Biden campaign is working toward the gettable Nicky Haley voters.
Speaker 13: According to CNN, Biden campaign is very interested in data
Speaker 13: points coming in from various states that show significant portions
Speaker 13: of Republican candidate Nikki Haley supporters who say they would
Speaker 13: not vote for Trump in November. More election news is
Speaker 13: Supreme Court ruled Monday that Colorado can't use an anti
Speaker 13: insurrectionist provision of a constitution to kick Donald Trump off
Speaker 13: the ballot, leaving it up to voters to decide whether
Speaker 13: the former president should be returned to the White House
Speaker 13: after trying to overturn the results of the twenty twenty election.
Speaker 1: What why can't they use this? It's valid, it's in
Speaker 1: the constitution.
Speaker 2: Both. What it's crazy is that this is even and
Speaker 2: this is even a conversation.
Speaker 14: Yes, right, yeah, try to overthrow the government. But and
Speaker 14: so he can run the government, he can run the country. Yeah,
Speaker 14: but he tried to overthrow and take it, make it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's really sad.
Speaker 8: It's such a sad plight though, because the number of
Speaker 8: people who vote for Donald Trump, it just shows us
Speaker 8: that that's those people live amongst us every day.
Speaker 9: Uh huh.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I mean, man to sit here and think that this
Speaker 8: is really a viable candidate, that this is the type
Speaker 8: of human being that you want to represent your nation.
Speaker 8: That's why I know America crazy.
Speaker 2: I know it's crazy.
Speaker 13: And we get said, none of these candidates are perfect,
Speaker 13: not the Democrats to Republicans, we get all of that,
Speaker 13: but come on, he's wait.
Speaker 1: We talk about you guys going over the edge, Steven.
Speaker 13: This man is so far over the edge and he's
Speaker 13: still making a run for the White House.
Speaker 1: It's just articulous.
Speaker 8: I was I was reading an article. Well, I'm sorry,
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, it wasn't an article. I was on in
Speaker 8: and there the number of rappers that are voting and
Speaker 8: siding with Trump, and you know, I was just looking
Speaker 8: at this ignorant list of people, and I was going like, wow,
Speaker 8: I mean, y'all, come on, man, come on, get a
Speaker 8: brain in your head. You don't care for Joe Biden, okay,
Speaker 8: but you gonna vote for a man who clearly insults you,
Speaker 8: has very bigoted thoughts about you. I ain't got no
Speaker 8: problem saying it to you in your face. And this
Speaker 8: is what he says in your face. He didn't filter
Speaker 8: this right, what he's saying down at mar Lago and
Speaker 8: on the golf courses. You wouldn't even believe this man.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: All right, Please get out and vote.
Speaker 13: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, Steve
Speaker 13: will have some suggestions for spring break travel. Because Miami
Speaker 13: said we're closed. We'll talk about it right after this
Speaker 13: you're listening show.
Speaker 3: Okay, See, so earlier Shirley did a story about how
Speaker 3: Miami is warning people we're closed spring break, don't come
Speaker 3: down here with all that foolishness. You know, last year
Speaker 3: was a lot with violence and kids just acting unruly.
Speaker 3: Mexico can Coon Tuloom, they've all issued warnings, the state
Speaker 3: Department and all that kind of stuff about traveling. So
Speaker 3: my question to you is, because I was thinking about
Speaker 3: maybe going to can Kun for spring break, how can
Speaker 3: you do spring break? Give us some suggestions on doing
Speaker 3: spring break.
Speaker 2: On a budget.
Speaker 8: Okay, First of all, listen to this, Okay, reason that
Speaker 8: the state Department has issued against cane kuon whatever.
Speaker 1: Tulom and is it Plio del Carmen.
Speaker 8: It's because they are saying there's so many unsolved shootings
Speaker 8: and drownings. Uh huh, take your black hands down there
Speaker 8: and get shot or drowned? What is wrong we You
Speaker 8: ain't gotta tell me twice your ass going pay attention
Speaker 8: to your kids, grab your kids, your grandkids, and say hey,
Speaker 8: look man, they'd an issue the run and about down
Speaker 8: there in Mexico.
Speaker 2: Don't even go to Mexico. You really can't go to
Speaker 2: Mexico City. That's that.
Speaker 8: That's that alarm is out twenty four seven. They mentioned
Speaker 8: in these new places, do not go to Mexico, go
Speaker 8: to Truanna.
Speaker 1: What is a big spring break place? So I think
Speaker 1: that's stare with Miami.
Speaker 8: So yeah, because they have all those all inclusives destinations
Speaker 8: down there, you ain't got hey, man, y'all need to
Speaker 8: go over to the dr, have your nice time in
Speaker 8: the dr. They got a lot of all inclusive places
Speaker 8: over there, butgets budget budget. Okay, try to answer this
Speaker 8: not as a rich person earlier said, go down to
Speaker 8: your people's house and.
Speaker 2: Ask you listen to me. Hear what y'all do.
Speaker 8: Get you a select group of friends that y'all all
Speaker 8: drank together and know how each other party. Rent you
Speaker 8: a cabin, go up in the mountains, rent you a
Speaker 8: little cabin somewhere. You know, y'all can make campfires and
Speaker 8: all this here, all this dancing and club and I
Speaker 8: don't even know why y'all go to clubs. No more,
Speaker 8: y'all don't dance these clubs now, man. They don't even
Speaker 8: dance with each other. Man, So what are you going
Speaker 8: to the club for a VIP section fifteen hundred.
Speaker 2: Stop all that. Go, get you a cabin somewhere. Y'all
Speaker 2: go glamping.
Speaker 8: You all can go and get y'all some hotel rooms together,
Speaker 8: somewhere at a hotel or resort somewhere.
Speaker 2: Julia City. Give me a destination, Atlanta.
Speaker 4: One place.
Speaker 8: Have a very very small freak, Nick. Just call it Nick,
Speaker 8: even don't even put no freaks in it. Just call
Speaker 8: it Nick.
Speaker 2: Go down there Atlanta, yourself a Nick.
Speaker 4: You can go that.
Speaker 2: You go to just look man, you can relact.
Speaker 8: Go to Charlotte. Charlotte nice man. Go up to d
Speaker 8: C and enjoy yourself. Washington, DC is nice.
Speaker 2: Go up New York.
Speaker 8: You going up there and get stabbed if you want to.
Speaker 8: You going up New York. They got nice places in
Speaker 8: New York. Get your hotel. Go down the Times squab.
Speaker 8: That's how y'all do spring break. Now, it ain't gonna
Speaker 8: be warm. Ain't no bikinis in all this hell, So
Speaker 8: I strongly suggest gone down south. Me personally, I was
Speaker 8: more of a West Palm Beach type guy floor ice. Hell,
Speaker 8: We're gone down there, you know, you stay out of trouble.
Speaker 8: Go to Pensacola. They got some beautiful beaches down there.
Speaker 8: You can enjoy yourself.
Speaker 1: Hilton Head or somewhere like that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you can go to hilton Head, Myrtle Beach. You
Speaker 8: get a Daytona beach.
Speaker 2: What you want, junior?
Speaker 11: What can we do in Birmingham?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: Go to Birmingham by damning little and nothing.
Speaker 8: Going down there. They got this, they got a holler.
Speaker 8: They in downtown. They ain't got no room, sir. They
Speaker 8: bring your food in the rain and your bag be
Speaker 8: with me.
Speaker 1: We did stay there, didn't we see?
Speaker 2: I stayed there.
Speaker 1: I like that, you know I woulds in Birmingham.
Speaker 2: I'd go out there the Homewood.
Speaker 8: I'd get a room at the galleria, walk in the
Speaker 8: mall and join yourself.
Speaker 2: It'll go play golf. But y'all gott it. Y'all stop
Speaker 2: all this excessive partying and getting high. Go to New Orleans.
Speaker 2: Go down New Orleans. You talk about a chance and
Speaker 2: getting robbed.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't need to go to Atlanta.
Speaker 8: I'm just trying to tell you, ain't nowhere safe in America.
Speaker 8: It's all crazy up in here. Ain't no gun laws nowhere.
Speaker 11: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Be safe out there. Happy spring break? All right?
Speaker 4: Coming up?
Speaker 1: Next to juice.
Speaker 2: There your ass at home.
Speaker 1: Junior's next with the prank phone call.
Speaker 2: For the nephew.
Speaker 10: You're listening.
Speaker 3: Morning show coming up at four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 3: It's today's Strawberry letter. Surely has it. The subject is
Speaker 3: he's feeling himself, but I'm not feeling him Okay, But
Speaker 3: right now it's time for the print call. Junior's in
Speaker 3: for the nephew.
Speaker 1: What you got, Gior?
Speaker 11: An invitation to the party.
Speaker 2: That's what I have.
Speaker 11: I don't know what is gonna be. What's nephew, It's
Speaker 11: gonna be crazy whatever. It is, an invitation to the party.
Speaker 11: Come on, cat.
Speaker 7: Uh, I'm trying to read Danny. Yeah, what's up, hey, Danny?
Speaker 7: How you doing? My name is Paul Man. How you
Speaker 7: doing today, Ron? I'm good, Man, I'm good.
Speaker 5: What's up? Hey Man?
Speaker 7: I want to reach out to you man about your wife.
Speaker 7: You're you're married to Nicole?
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 7: I want to make sure I got the right person. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: uh huh again. My name is Paul Man. I know
Speaker 7: Nicole and knows my wife. My wife is Regina, and
Speaker 7: uh you know, we know we know Nicole real well man.
Speaker 7: We was trying to uh we're trying to actually see
Speaker 7: about getting getting you guys to come out and uh
Speaker 7: maybe maybe go out, uh on a couple days. Man,
Speaker 7: we all go out at the town so you know
Speaker 7: my wife and Nicole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got your
Speaker 7: number out of the Cole's phone and okay, hold on,
Speaker 7: wait wait wait what do you mean you got my
Speaker 7: number out of the Cole's phone? You you got you
Speaker 7: you you. I'm not understanding what's going on though, Okay,
Speaker 7: lin let me let me, let me try to break
Speaker 7: this down to you.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 7: Uh, myself, my wife, Virginia, and the cold.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 7: We we've all actually been hanging out lately, you know,
Speaker 7: in the last last six weeks to two months. You know, now,
Speaker 7: you ain't hanging up with my wife. Okay, my wife
Speaker 7: with me all the time, bro, So you know you
Speaker 7: might want to you might have the wrong number. No, no,
Speaker 7: you you you Danny right, I'm Danny, okay, and the
Speaker 7: coal is is your wife. The coal is like about
Speaker 7: five for four, five for five, yes, but you ain't
Speaker 7: hanging out with them, Okay. Man, I'm trying to explain
Speaker 7: to you what's going on. And now if you want
Speaker 7: to listen to the school I'm just trying. Okay, here,
Speaker 7: here's what's up. Get to your point, man, Me, Nicole
Speaker 7: and my wife have been swinging. That's some boy. That's
Speaker 7: some boys. You know what. You're walking the throng feet
Speaker 7: though you did some boy.
Speaker 5: You you know, just just some boy.
Speaker 7: Hey, man, I want to go. I wanted to call
Speaker 7: you and tell you what was going on and see
Speaker 7: if you wanted to you all my got the wrong
Speaker 7: number for sure. Trust me. Let's just break this down.
Speaker 7: How many Danny is it?
Speaker 5: Dog?
Speaker 7: It ain't that many? So I mean, dude, I mean,
Speaker 7: you're gonna be in the nial age. You're gonna go
Speaker 7: and except what I'm trying to tell you, I'm trying
Speaker 7: to come to what. I'm trying to invite you to
Speaker 7: come hang out with me and the girls.
Speaker 5: You know, do you want to? Do you want to?
Speaker 7: I mean this might be something you might like if
Speaker 7: you tried, man, because I mean, we've had a lot
Speaker 7: of fun with the cor What what the you mean
Speaker 7: that fun with you? Ain't no fun with the cold.
Speaker 7: So what you trying to tell me?
Speaker 5: You trying to tell you we had fun with the cold?
Speaker 5: Explain to you we we've done.
Speaker 7: Explain no, that explain. Man, This some bully.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 7: I know my wife and I know she's no bully
Speaker 7: like and I ain't never heard of No, I ain't
Speaker 7: never heard of you, and you're no wife. And we've
Speaker 7: been to Cople years. So there's some bully. Okay. Well,
Speaker 7: well here's something that comes.
Speaker 5: You need to understand. Man.
Speaker 7: You know your I don't need to understand nothing. You
Speaker 7: need to understand that you're wife. But I know what
Speaker 7: to I know God, I know, I know the cold. Now,
Speaker 7: you know what where you at. I'm I'm rolling through
Speaker 7: the city right now. I got some work I gotta do.
Speaker 7: But I'm just trying to get I need to put
Speaker 7: minds on you. I need to put my eyes on you, man. Okay, Amen,
Speaker 7: do you want to come do what we be doing?
Speaker 5: And so you trying to tell me that.
Speaker 7: My wife and been with another woman? Yes, man, it's beautiful. Dog.
Speaker 7: You gotta see it.
Speaker 5: Man, you man.
Speaker 7: No, I'm just trying to keep it real with you.
Speaker 5: Dog.
Speaker 7: I was just trying to a let you man, let
Speaker 7: you know what was going on. See, I'm thinking you
Speaker 7: might want to be a you know, you know, try
Speaker 7: it yourself. You know, that's all I'm thinking, man, I
Speaker 7: ain't I ain't trying to start nothing.
Speaker 12: You know what more.
Speaker 7: I don't know no guy, Paul, I don't know no more.
Speaker 7: And I don't know why you calling my phone. And
Speaker 7: I tell you what. When my wife get home, I'm
Speaker 7: gonna find out for this some boys, so this on
Speaker 7: boys many Okay, calm down though, man, Now call you
Speaker 7: call my mother number out there. You're gonna tell me
Speaker 7: to calm down. You're telling you my wife, your wife's
Speaker 7: thinking with my number, my wife another woman. Damn it.
Speaker 7: Tommy is the one that told us that Nicole was down.
Speaker 7: Hey dog nephew, Timmy from the Steve Off Morning Show. Hey,
Speaker 7: Danny nephew, tell me man from the Steve Bolly Morning Show.
Speaker 5: Your wife and the cold got me the brak phone.
Speaker 5: Call you dog.
Speaker 7: Man. That ain't even funny. Wow. Wow, you're right. You're
Speaker 7: right man.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 7: I'm glad.
Speaker 5: I'm glad.
Speaker 7: This was just the morning show.
Speaker 5: Man, y'all just messing.
Speaker 15: But look here, man, somebody you know lad By, somebody
Speaker 15: gonna get your You gotta talk policy.
Speaker 7: Gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest and I
Speaker 7: mean the baddest radio show in the land. Ain't number one.
Speaker 11: Man, there is and if that you to the party,
Speaker 11: that's it. That's it.
Speaker 1: Like too much.
Speaker 11: But let me ask you something, uncle, Wait, where is he?
Speaker 2: Where is he? Tommy? I mean?
Speaker 11: Yeah, man?
Speaker 6: You know every day you know Tommy Man, he can't work.
Speaker 6: He ain't got no like, he can't work a lot,
Speaker 6: you know what you mean, gotta take some time off.
Speaker 6: He ain't got no real big back. You know, he
Speaker 6: gotta take off.
Speaker 11: Bat did you say you back?
Speaker 8: You gotta have big ass back. Man, you got a
Speaker 8: lot of weight on it. Come on, you know we
Speaker 8: went out there and got that shat hold. He got
Speaker 8: a TV shoulder, he got a game show. He can't
Speaker 8: beat me. Man, he just cracking. Okay, So like louisastad
Speaker 8: are he wants to? He don't even tell you he
Speaker 8: ain't coming. I always know when I and the only
Speaker 8: day I miss it when I'm traveling. Yeah, y'all know
Speaker 8: when I'm not gonna. Ain't know where he at right
Speaker 8: like today? Just where he at?
Speaker 11: Yeah, we don't know?
Speaker 2: Ask just a fell apart.
Speaker 1: I text said where are you? What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I ain't text him at all because I already know, Well,
Speaker 8: are you upset about it and you just be cool
Speaker 8: with it. No, Man, you know how many times I've
Speaker 8: seen this with him up. See, That's why I stay
Speaker 8: right here, man. When I get some real exciting news
Speaker 8: like I did it this month, Yeah, I don't go
Speaker 8: here and get all excited. And then when I get
Speaker 8: bad news when they dog at me in all this year,
Speaker 8: I don't go down like that. I stay level.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 2: That way, I keep my same energy.
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Speaker 8: I'm putting forth an effort, and the effort that I'm
Speaker 8: putting forth A great deal of that is to change
Speaker 8: as many lives as I can, to influence as many
Speaker 8: people as I can. I do my Boys and Girls
Speaker 8: camp every year. Free kids don't have to pay nothing,
Speaker 8: the mothers don't have to pay nothing. I do a
Speaker 8: lot of free stuff, man. But I'm dedicated to that
Speaker 8: because that's the call in God put on my life.
Speaker 8: He said, you're gonna take some of this money I
Speaker 8: got you making, and you're gonna give it away, and
Speaker 8: you're gonna give it to the to people less fortunate
Speaker 8: than you. I'm just following the rules, man, And the
Speaker 8: more you do that, the more you give to the
Speaker 8: less fortunate, the more God.
Speaker 2: Will bless you to have to give. Yes, sir, I'm
Speaker 2: not run out of blessings.
Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, Steve Jr.
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Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen. This is my world famous strawberry letter,
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Speaker 1: What an intro, Steve.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 13: Uh, he's feeling himself, but I'm not feeling him. Dear
Speaker 13: Stephen Shirley. My husband and I have been together for
Speaker 13: fourteen years and married for ten. After our third child,
Speaker 13: we gained a little too much weight, so when our
Speaker 13: toddler started school, we started to work out. My husband
Speaker 13: has lost a lot more weight than I have, but
Speaker 13: I am glad that my clothes are fitting again. I
Speaker 13: have to hear my sweet husband bragging about losing more
Speaker 13: weight than he imagined he would. I have to smile
Speaker 13: when he flexes his flabby arm muscle in my face
Speaker 13: like he's Hulk Hogan. I also have to endure the
Speaker 13: extra minutes that he's added to our intimacy. You cannot
Speaker 13: tell my husband that he hasn't gained ten more inches
Speaker 13: by losing weight. He handles it like the man, and
Speaker 13: I don't have the heart to tell him that. I
Speaker 13: still don't feel much of anything. I understand. I honestly
Speaker 13: didn't marry him for great sex, but he falls short
Speaker 13: in that area, in that department. I honestly didn't marry
Speaker 13: him for great sex because he falls short in that department,
Speaker 13: real short. I fell in love with him and still
Speaker 13: love him because he is affectionate and attentive. He thinks
Speaker 13: he's a man in the bedroom because I lead him
Speaker 13: to believe that all he needed was a boost of
Speaker 13: confidence from his weight loss, and now he can barely
Speaker 13: fit his big head in the doorway. I have to
Speaker 13: compliment just as much as he compliments me. Now he
Speaker 13: requires affirmations during sex too. I run out of lives
Speaker 13: to tell him, and faking it isn't fun anymore. He
Speaker 13: is feeling himself and I'm not feeling him. I'm worried
Speaker 13: that if I don't feed his ego, another woman will.
Speaker 1: Will all of this new confidence force him to cheat?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 13: Okay, You're just hating on your husband because he's lost
Speaker 13: more weight than you.
Speaker 5: What I mean?
Speaker 1: I do gets it though, because this does make most
Speaker 1: women mad.
Speaker 13: You're working hard down at the gym, eating right all
Speaker 13: of that you get on the scales. You've lost about
Speaker 13: one point two pounds and he's lost about ten. That's
Speaker 13: usually how it goes. Men lose weight faster than women.
Speaker 13: I mean, they have more muscle. But I don't really
Speaker 13: think this is about the weight as much as I
Speaker 13: think this is about you just don't like your husband
Speaker 13: right now. I mean, you know you didn't say he
Speaker 13: cheated on you during the fourteen years you've been together,
Speaker 13: so no, losing weight shouldn't make him cheat. Now, cheating
Speaker 13: strictly depends on what kind of person he is, his
Speaker 13: character and all of that. All I can see in
Speaker 13: this letter is him embracing himself and getting into the
Speaker 13: fact that you know he's looking good. His confidence is up.
Speaker 13: Now I'm worried about you cheating because you didn't say
Speaker 13: you didn't marry him for his love making. But you
Speaker 13: are getting tired and bored of what's going on in
Speaker 13: the bedroom right now. You say you still don't feel.
Speaker 1: Much of anything.
Speaker 13: Talked about how short he was physically and all that.
Speaker 13: You say, you're faking it. That's not fun anymore. You
Speaker 13: run out of lives to tell him because he requires
Speaker 13: affirmations during sex.
Speaker 1: You don't want to feed his ego. I just think
Speaker 1: he's on your nerves, and like I said, you don't
Speaker 1: like him.
Speaker 4: I just say, stop.
Speaker 13: Resenting and hating on your husband. Because he's lost a
Speaker 13: few more pounds than you. Just make sure you don't
Speaker 13: cheat on him.
Speaker 8: Steve this letter, listen to me, y'all, listen to me.
Speaker 8: It's Steve's turn. I don't think this letter is about
Speaker 8: hate and resentment. I don't me personally. Surely you have
Speaker 8: the right to feel that way, and I understand where
Speaker 8: you're coming from with that. I could see where you
Speaker 8: would say that. But this letter right here is clearly
Speaker 8: of a woman that's just exhausting from feeding the ego line,
Speaker 8: pretending trying to act like and she ain't hating on
Speaker 8: her husband. She actually loved to do. He's a great father.
Speaker 8: He's very tender and kind in all this help. But
Speaker 8: let's just start with the letter from the top. First
Speaker 8: of all, they had these three babies, and they gained
Speaker 8: a little too much weight. So when our toddler started school,
Speaker 8: we started to work out. Okay, that's good. Both of
Speaker 8: y'all got in there and worked out. You had three babies,
Speaker 8: you gonna pick up some weight. That's understandable. Why his
Speaker 8: ass got fat, I don't know what. He didn't have
Speaker 8: no damn baby. He ain't got no baby weight. So
Speaker 8: what his big ass doing over there getting chunky?
Speaker 2: I don't know. So y'all go to the gym. Shirley said,
Speaker 2: this is exactly right.
Speaker 8: Men lose weight faster simply because we have a bit
Speaker 8: more muscle, and it's just easier for a man to
Speaker 8: lose weight because there's a difference in our hormone balance.
Speaker 8: And then once you have a baby, there's a hormone adjustment.
Speaker 8: I'm assuming that you have to make. This is what
Speaker 8: I've heard. Never had a baby, how I know, but
Speaker 8: I know it's harder. So now you struggle it. Congratulations,
Speaker 8: you've lost weight. The problem is his weight lost. He
Speaker 8: want to throw it in your face like it then
Speaker 8: turned him into something else, And now it has given
Speaker 8: him more prowess in the bedroom, which he didn't have
Speaker 8: none to begin with. Lord Mercy, Now he flexing his
Speaker 8: little flabby arm muscles in your face like he hugged Cogan,
Speaker 8: And you got to endure.
Speaker 2: The extra minutes that he done added to our intimacy.
Speaker 8: And then you cannot tell your husband that he hasn't
Speaker 8: gained ten more inches by losing weight. Oh now, I
Speaker 8: probably shouldn't harp on this section of the letter that
Speaker 8: you said. But he acting like he's gained ten more inches?
Speaker 1: How short was he careful?
Speaker 2: If you done picked up ten and you still a
Speaker 2: ain't doing nothing?
Speaker 1: Damn, hang damn, hang.
Speaker 2: On, Steve.
Speaker 13: We'll have part two of your response coming up twenty
Speaker 13: three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter. Subject He's
Speaker 13: feeling himself, but I'm not feeling him. We'll get back
Speaker 13: into it.
Speaker 1: Right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Morning show, all right, Come on.
Speaker 13: See let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is he's
Speaker 13: feeling himself, but I'm not feeling him.
Speaker 8: Well, he's feeling hisself, but I ain't feeling him. So
Speaker 8: this is a letter really all about a man who'd
Speaker 8: lost more weight than his wife. They both had they
Speaker 8: had three children, and of course she picked up baby weight,
Speaker 8: and so she's having to deal with some things. He
Speaker 8: now because of this weight loft, he thinks he hugged huge.
Speaker 8: Now he already intimately, that's not why she married the man.
Speaker 8: She didn't marry him for his intimate prowess, because she
Speaker 8: treats him well. He's very kind, he's tender, afectionate, and
Speaker 8: he's very Jesus Dad, all the right departments. So she
Speaker 8: didn't marry him for six But now he didne lost
Speaker 8: his weight. He didn't add it way more minutes to
Speaker 8: what was already. Sorry, you already doing a damn thing.
Speaker 8: You don't add some more time to this. She just
Speaker 8: laying in the bed with her arms folded, looking at
Speaker 8: her watch man, looking over at.
Speaker 4: The clock.
Speaker 8: So much longer, looking all off, he just sweating. She
Speaker 8: ain't had a hard to tell him. This is what
Speaker 8: she says. I don't have the heart to tell him
Speaker 8: that I still don't feel much of anything.
Speaker 4: Can who.
Speaker 2: Let me harp on line for just a sec?
Speaker 8: I don't have a heart to tell him that I
Speaker 8: still don't feel much of anything. Lord him, mercy, nothing
Speaker 8: worse than you up in the work and you got
Speaker 8: your helmet on, you got your work vests on, you
Speaker 8: packed the lunch by.
Speaker 2: The bed, and you ain't doing no damn damn it.
Speaker 2: You just up in here, just up in here, just
Speaker 2: aggravating her or stop now, you didn't marry.
Speaker 8: Him for great sex because he falls short in that department,
Speaker 8: real short, it's what she said. So now he done
Speaker 8: lost his weight, now he'll be in here shorty long?
Speaker 8: Think he doing something now now shortly long?
Speaker 2: Didn't? He thinks he didn't?
Speaker 8: As you say in her letter, she says he hasn't
Speaker 8: gained ten more inches by losing weight, Lord her, mercy.
Speaker 2: Lord.
Speaker 8: So let's move on, y'all. I think we know what
Speaker 8: the real problem is here. She's not hey, she don't
Speaker 8: dislike her husband or nothing. She's just disappointed in the
Speaker 8: sexual area.
Speaker 15: And he ain't.
Speaker 8: He ain't adding nothing to it, you know, to change that,
Speaker 8: you know anyway? All and then she has to lead
Speaker 8: him to believe that he's all that. And all he
Speaker 8: needed was to boost the confidence from his weight loft,
Speaker 8: and now he can barely fit his big head in
Speaker 8: the doorway. I have to compliment him as much as
Speaker 8: he compliments me. Now he requires affirmations doing sex?
Speaker 11: Whose is it?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 2: Mine? What I'm doing?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 11: Feel that?
Speaker 2: How about? Now? Whoa I've been? Whoa breaking it? Breaking it? Hell?
Speaker 8: Come on, big dirty on the move, Yeah, yeah, big
Speaker 8: daddy when you really won't go, say, little fellow stop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's sick of it.
Speaker 7: I have.
Speaker 8: I have run out of lives to tell him, and
Speaker 8: faking it isn't fun anymore. He's feeling himself and I'm
Speaker 8: not feeling him. I'm worried that if I don't feed
Speaker 8: his ego, another woman will with all this new confidence
Speaker 8: forced him to cheat. Lady, ain't no other woman gonna
Speaker 8: tell this lie. I'm telling you right now. See, when
Speaker 8: you go outside your marriage, you got to go outside
Speaker 8: your marriage with some activity. Ain't no other woman fit
Speaker 8: to tell this lie for what? First of all, they
Speaker 8: not married. She ain't gonna think it's no future in it.
Speaker 8: And once she get it and find out what you
Speaker 8: done found out, it ain't gonna be she ain't gonna
Speaker 8: have to tell no more lies lose my number quick
Speaker 8: calling me. So please, lady, pick your ego up off
Speaker 8: the floor and don't lose your self esteem to this
Speaker 8: dude who has gained so much. You don't have to
Speaker 8: worry about him cheating because he ain't gonna go nowhere.
Speaker 8: Listen to me, He ain't no where, he ain't.
Speaker 2: No what doing nothing.
Speaker 10: He know that MIAs chr.
Speaker 8: You know, ain't like he and that, you know, like
Speaker 8: he said, wool girl, I'm so afraid another woman gonna
Speaker 8: get her hands on this here.
Speaker 2: Ain't don'tbody want that? Steve? One question?
Speaker 8: Ain't nobody finish sit up here and talking about Oh?
Speaker 8: I can't wait for him to call me and a
Speaker 8: little nothing? Shouty along where you at? Shorty long way
Speaker 8: go ahead?
Speaker 13: Should the affirmations during sex that she has to give
Speaker 13: him every day?
Speaker 8: The lord Lord, look at you, ah, you bringing it.
Speaker 8: I can't take no more. Stop, please stop. I can't
Speaker 8: breathe the boy who Steve the Oscar goes to best
Speaker 8: leading and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: The Oscar goes to Sheila. I want to take everybody
Speaker 2: at the academy. You know I gave it mall he was.
Speaker 2: You know the fact that I stayed in here for
Speaker 2: We've been married fourteen been together fourteen years, been married
Speaker 2: ten I've hung it. I've had three kids. I don't
Speaker 2: know how we had these kids?
Speaker 1: All right?
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Speaker 1: Coming up next, Citis Junior and Sports Talk right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, Junior, it's time sports talk.
Speaker 3: Now, what's going on? Russell Wilson he got released yesterday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Broncles let him go swinging in the miss.
Speaker 11: That's it, You're done.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 11: Eighty five million Broncos take it. I wasn't ready.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: So wait wait, let me ask you this. So what
Speaker 3: does that mean, Steve, he gets eighty five million out?
Speaker 8: No, no, he don't get forty five. See football is
Speaker 8: different from basketball. Very few they do. Not a lot
Speaker 8: of people get guaranteed money. Now, Russell got a nice
Speaker 8: signing bonus when he signed and he made money. But
Speaker 8: this year he was supposed to get like a huge
Speaker 8: amount of money for the last two years. But they
Speaker 8: just released him.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 8: See they didn't trade him. If they had traded him
Speaker 8: and the team picked up the trade, they pick up
Speaker 8: the contract too. Oh and they couldn't get nobody to
Speaker 8: bite on that much money for Russell because he thirty five.
Speaker 8: But Russell's steal a great ball player. He was just
Speaker 8: in the wrong system with Peyton Sean Pate Payton. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: he had the wrong system and he wasn't happy with
Speaker 8: Russell Russell's Wilson can steal ball.
Speaker 2: Wrong system.
Speaker 8: Now what's gonna happen is Russell gonna get picked up,
Speaker 8: but he ain't gonna make nowhere near that money. But
Speaker 8: Russell Wilson is smart with his money, so he gonna
Speaker 8: be good.
Speaker 11: Could he come to the to the Falcons? You think
Speaker 11: he goes to the Falcons.
Speaker 2: I want him to come to Cleveland. What you got Cleveland?
Speaker 1: You got Watson?
Speaker 11: You ain't got de Sean Watson.
Speaker 2: When the last time you've seen Deshaun? I know we
Speaker 2: got him, but we got him where?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we saw Flack Old took you to the playoffs.
Speaker 8: And if you think Flacco is the real deal, you
Speaker 8: got lost your whole Cleveland. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, Yes,
Speaker 8: I don't give damn about no other football team. I
Speaker 8: don't care nobody going to no Falcons. I'm caring nothing
Speaker 8: about none of that.
Speaker 11: Okay, what about this up justin fields? Should he come
Speaker 11: to Cleveland too?
Speaker 8: Yes, Russell, Wilson, Sean and Joe Flapper, it all four
Speaker 8: of them.
Speaker 3: But let me say this, I was reading on the
Speaker 3: social media Russell Wilson's statement that he released.
Speaker 1: He's such a class act. He thanks the Denver Broncos,
Speaker 1: the fans, the city. He's just a good guy man.
Speaker 2: He's a grown man.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna not only gonna get a
Speaker 8: hell of a football player, you get a hell of
Speaker 8: a person.
Speaker 2: In that locker room. Yeah, he's a great teammate. That's
Speaker 2: what you want. Okay.
Speaker 11: But if it was you, if if if they let
Speaker 11: you go up, if you're gonna get the same statement,
Speaker 11: are you gonna.
Speaker 2: No, Well, i'ma be down to police statement? Police in
Speaker 2: my statement?
Speaker 8: What is that?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 2: Because because I didn't set the training facility on five?
Speaker 8: Okay, stop me take my money without costing you know
Speaker 8: you think eighty five and dead money gonna be eighty five?
Speaker 4: God?
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, see you, thank you doing your
Speaker 1: the top of the hour.
Speaker 3: A woman walked in on two people having sex, but
Speaker 3: no one believes her story.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it.
Speaker 10: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 3: Okay, See this is from Evelyn in Cleveland.
Speaker 5: I went.
Speaker 8: She owed, come on in Cleveland, probably stay up one
Speaker 8: hundred and thirty seven in Bartneck, Go ahead.
Speaker 3: All right, But Everlyn in Cleveland says, I went to
Speaker 3: my aunt's house to play cards after a fuse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was still play cards.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: After a few.
Speaker 3: Strong drinks, I went to the bathroom. When I opened
Speaker 3: the door, Missus Mavis was on the bathroom counter and
Speaker 3: my aunt's husband was in front of her with his
Speaker 3: pants down.
Speaker 1: They didn't notice me standing there, and they did what
Speaker 1: they were doing.
Speaker 3: I told my husband what I saw, and he said
Speaker 3: I had way too much to drink. I told my
Speaker 3: husband what I saw, and he said, you have way
Speaker 3: too much to drink. Anyway, no one in my family
Speaker 3: wants to hear my story, so I confided in my coworker.
Speaker 3: She said it might be something the family does all
Speaker 3: the time and they're not telling me. My husband told
Speaker 3: me that I have an active imagination. Why won't he
Speaker 3: believe me and help figure all this out?
Speaker 2: No, this is what it is.
Speaker 8: Let me tell your coworker, wrong and all. You ain't
Speaker 8: got to figure that out. Everybody knows Mavors. Nobody believed that.
Speaker 2: Maboors big ass can get up on that sink, say
Speaker 2: all that.
Speaker 4: It just said.
Speaker 8: She was on the counter and your uncle Lester, you know, good,
Speaker 8: Hell well, Uncle Lester had his pants down. Well, Uncle
Speaker 8: lest at the last party, last car partly last we
Speaker 8: had just said of the impede on hisself told me
Speaker 8: that him and big ass Mays is in this bathroom
Speaker 8: and big Maverson got up on that sink and we
Speaker 8: still have a sink.
Speaker 2: See that's what that is.
Speaker 8: It's not Nobody wants to believe you because when you
Speaker 8: said Mavens was up on that seat, when the last
Speaker 8: time you've ever heard a woman named Mavers with the
Speaker 8: ability to get up on a scenk It ain't happen
Speaker 8: like that no more. Mayves, Uncle Lester, her name Everden,
Speaker 8: she already old and at a card party. What they
Speaker 8: don't even do that hardy no more. These old people's souff.
Speaker 8: Young people don't even play cards no more.
Speaker 3: But anyway, we have to help Everlyn. She has to
Speaker 3: figure this out, she said. Nobody believes her.
Speaker 1: She saw what she saw.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you saw it, and what you saw was real.
Speaker 2: Let me it's gonna pop off her next card party.
Speaker 11: Mayvis is well, she well, yeah.
Speaker 8: Nobody's never seen nobody, no nobody named Mayvis the ability
Speaker 8: to get up on the sink.
Speaker 2: Think of all the majors.
Speaker 11: Is you flexible?
Speaker 8: Maybe's big ass can't get up on that sink, and
Speaker 8: we still have a sink. They ain't got no double vanity.
Speaker 8: That's a single sink. Yeah, it's a hood house, yes.
Speaker 1: So what' should leave it alone?
Speaker 4: Though, try to figure it out.
Speaker 8: Maybe's ain't your mama, as long as that ain't your
Speaker 8: mama in that damn missus.
Speaker 2: Maybe yeah, see, you're gonna mess up.
Speaker 8: The reason they don't want you to say nothing because
Speaker 8: you gonna mess up that car party, and that party
Speaker 8: is a staple in the hood.
Speaker 2: You're not finna mess this up talking about mab.
Speaker 1: All right, Cleveland, you heard your homeboy, Steve.
Speaker 8: He said, ae stay out of that evening. I know that,
Speaker 8: y'all know all y'all over there on kinsman with this here?
Speaker 1: All right, man, one minute left, let me see we
Speaker 1: have time for one more. This is King Louisville. I
Speaker 1: kept seeing the same small dog in my backyard.
Speaker 3: He would crawl under my fence and lay out on
Speaker 3: my patio every afternoon. He came over Friday and I
Speaker 3: noticed he was still there at ten pm. I had
Speaker 3: no idea where the dog came from. And it's getting cold,
Speaker 3: so I set him up a makeshift bed in a
Speaker 3: cardboard box and he slept in my laundry room all night.
Speaker 3: I put him out in the front yard in the morning,
Speaker 3: and I saw him crawl back under the fence in
Speaker 3: the backyard. By Saturday evening, I start feeding him. It's
Speaker 3: been two weeks and no one has come looking for him.
Speaker 3: Can I assume he's mine?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 14: All?
Speaker 8: You got a dog, and that's nice, so you too.
Speaker 8: It's cold outside. That dog coming back up under that fistol.
Speaker 8: He ain't going nowhere right right, man? I got a
Speaker 8: bed up in there, excess, some food. I'm gonna stay
Speaker 8: here because somebody you ain't see, no pictures on telephone posts, nothing,
Speaker 8: no tree dog looking for the dog.
Speaker 2: Somebody let his ass out.
Speaker 3: Now have a dog coming up in twenty minutes after
Speaker 3: the hour more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3: Just imagine you're in Target and you look over and
Speaker 3: Beyonce is pushing her cart next to you. It could
Speaker 3: happen because she admitted I saw this online that she
Speaker 3: sneaks in Target. In a recent interview, Beyonce said, when
Speaker 3: I'm not dressed for an appearance or I'm not training
Speaker 3: or hustling. My go to outfit is a black hoodie
Speaker 3: and black sweatpants. On a good day, I could sneak
Speaker 3: into Target unnoticed.
Speaker 4: What do I think, Beyonce?
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 1: I could just see her in Target.
Speaker 4: That's so cool, that is so cool.
Speaker 2: I love that she got a mask on.
Speaker 3: And everything right glasses hood I bet.
Speaker 2: You, yeah you can. I saw her in New York
Speaker 2: at all? What is this store? Bergdolf uh huh? One
Speaker 2: time I was in there. She was shoe shopping in
Speaker 2: burgdof Yes.
Speaker 3: She can afford all that, yes, yes, and you can too.
Speaker 3: All right, So, Steve, have you ever been inside.
Speaker 4: Store called?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 7: Hell?
Speaker 5: Y'all?
Speaker 2: I been in the Target stove?
Speaker 5: Hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Come on some Christmas lights back in Lord?
Speaker 8: Miss?
Speaker 2: I bought the long time ago. You have to disguise yourself,
Speaker 2: go to whatstove?
Speaker 14: Jim?
Speaker 1: Target?
Speaker 2: Yes, I ain't been there. I ain't nothing. I ain't
Speaker 2: been in the Target. I want to.
Speaker 1: Oh you want to go to Target. We'll just be
Speaker 1: in disguise, all like me.
Speaker 2: I go to bass Pro shops though, with no disguise.
Speaker 1: I go that's your store.
Speaker 8: Take all them damn pictures and everything. Country as people,
Speaker 8: they know everything about fishing.
Speaker 11: All right, thank you, Steve.
Speaker 3: Coming up at thirty three after the hour, we'll play
Speaker 3: another round of would you rather?
Speaker 1: Right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Morning show?
Speaker 11: All right, it's time.
Speaker 3: Now for would you rather? Would you rather have tiny
Speaker 3: teeth or tiny hands like a raccoon?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 11: Tiny teeth, June, that's it? Tiny hands?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I can't have a little chip Li's in
Speaker 2: my mouth?
Speaker 11: You all o TV.
Speaker 2: Smile now, I look like I'm twelve. Look crazy, big
Speaker 2: ass lip. Look you'll never see it.
Speaker 1: Steve, look crazy about the mouth.
Speaker 2: No, these big ass liper survey. All right, So saying
Speaker 2: I'm too big to have a little last hand I
Speaker 2: had I had hands like Tommy. Alright, alright, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: take the little last hand. I can't have the little
Speaker 2: last t that.
Speaker 1: Can't ye, got it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Would you rather?
Speaker 3: Nose grows longer with each lie? Or you gained two
Speaker 3: pounds for each lie?
Speaker 2: Junior?
Speaker 11: You go first, Yeah, give me the two pounds. I'm
Speaker 11: taking two pounds, So.
Speaker 3: You're gonna gained some weight two pounds for every lie.
Speaker 3: I'm damn there there now, all right, Steve Well.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna take that nose because I'm gonna benna be
Speaker 8: fat as hell by Chris.
Speaker 5: Big.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna damn I'm an damn near be dead by
Speaker 8: christ lies up. I have a hard failure mess around
Speaker 8: about Chris. Two pounds every Lie.
Speaker 2: Gotam? I weigh about six eighty by Christmas.
Speaker 4: Pound life.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna stop lying big. I'm game fifty to day.
Speaker 8: I ain't no idea I'm gonna get that long ass
Speaker 8: nose sit up in here, you know, put mistletne on
Speaker 8: it be kissing or something like that.
Speaker 2: I'ma do something, but I can't hell now, not that
Speaker 2: two pounds per Lie got gonna be big. He's gonna
Speaker 2: be dead.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna be on my six hundred pounds life. I'm
Speaker 8: gonna be up in there in that bed, frying chicken
Speaker 8: on my stomach and electrics killing. She'd apply wood on
Speaker 8: top of me.
Speaker 1: You can't get at the bag.
Speaker 2: I saw that dude in there.
Speaker 8: They put a sheet of plywood on his chest and
Speaker 8: he had electric skinny Friday his own chicken.
Speaker 2: I say.
Speaker 1: It, damn all right, let's go.
Speaker 3: Would you rather go bowling on a date with your wife,
Speaker 3: or take her to miniature golf. When Steve, you play
Speaker 3: golf junior, you go first bowling?
Speaker 2: Yeah, bowman, I love bowler.
Speaker 11: Yeah we bowling?
Speaker 2: All right, Steve, miniature play miniature golf?
Speaker 1: Really you had a bowl down in your house before?
Speaker 4: What was he talking?
Speaker 8: Hey?
Speaker 2: Hey, golf course in the house too? So damn?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: What where did you come?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 8: Just yellottle ass come on here today you're just in
Speaker 8: front of little information.
Speaker 5: We gotta go.
Speaker 3: All right, We'll be back with closing remarks at forty
Speaker 3: nine after the hour. You're listening Harvey Morning Show tonight
Speaker 3: catching all new episode of Judge Steve. We will be
Speaker 3: watching it, yes, sir ya ana, Yes.
Speaker 8: Sir, Judge Steve a new episode tonight tonight. Honey, Wait
Speaker 8: a minute, you not talking about the guy? Wait, maute,
Speaker 8: hold on? Yeah, do you know I even know how
Speaker 8: Judge Steve came about. BC decided canceled The Steve Harvey Show,
Speaker 8: which was the number one talk show in his time shot,
Speaker 8: and they canceled Little Big Shot, which was a hit.
Speaker 8: The story went out that Steve Harvey's TV career is over. Well,
Speaker 8: what I happened to learn was when God allows for
Speaker 8: a door to close. He's giving you the opportunity to
Speaker 8: walk up the hall because he has another door for
Speaker 8: you to open.
Speaker 2: This is a true fact without giving you a number.
Speaker 8: Because I created the Judge Show and it's my IP
Speaker 8: intellectual property, I partnered with ABC. I owned the Judge
Speaker 8: Show fifty to fifty with ABC. They provide the distribution.
Speaker 8: I provide the IP and the talent. I now because
Speaker 8: of the deal I structure with ABC, I now own
Speaker 8: the show on primetime network financially. What that did for
Speaker 8: me was it allowed me to stop doing the talk show,
Speaker 8: which take five days a week, thirty five weeks a year.
Speaker 2: I now I am done with my Judge Show in
Speaker 2: one month.
Speaker 1: Nice working, smarter, not harder.
Speaker 2: I'll love it.
Speaker 8: The financial reward is greater. Yes, sir, you can't tell
Speaker 8: me God won't do it for you won't do it.
Speaker 2: Yes. So while they laughing and chuckling, you have no
Speaker 2: idea how God takes care of me.
Speaker 8: And this is part of my closure remarks, because God
Speaker 8: always makes a way for me.
Speaker 2: It's never.
Speaker 8: Until the fat lady saying, and I ain't even introduced her,
Speaker 8: so I really don't understand.
Speaker 2: And you know, it's an amazing thing. I try to
Speaker 2: get people to understand this. Listen to me.
Speaker 8: Your life is going to be beset with challenges, hardships, trials, tribulations, setbacks.
Speaker 8: Your life is going to have that. It's called life.
Speaker 8: It's not called calmer everybody. It's called life. And you
Speaker 8: gotta be careful when people are addressing the things that
Speaker 8: happen to you, trying to make you think it's payback
Speaker 8: for something you did.
Speaker 5: It.
Speaker 8: You know, everything that happens in your life that's not
Speaker 8: positive is not payback for something you did. It's just
Speaker 8: these are the cards of life. If you lose your mother,
Speaker 8: or you lose your father, or you lose a sibling,
Speaker 8: that's not payback. That's grief. Everybody has to experience that.
Speaker 8: When your child makes a mistake after all your well
Speaker 8: meaning and doing as parenting, that's not payback.
Speaker 2: That's life.
Speaker 8: Your child has to make the same mistakes, the ones,
Speaker 8: the same onds you made, and some of them are
Speaker 8: gonna be different, some of them are gonna be more impactful.
Speaker 8: But your children have to learn the lessons of life
Speaker 8: just like you did. It's not karma. It's called life.
Speaker 8: Everything that happens to you. Is God allowing things to
Speaker 8: happen to prepare you for what you are asking for.
Speaker 8: Little did I know that the reason God was allowing
Speaker 8: my life to have so many hardships in it is
Speaker 8: because after He straightened it out for me, I would
Speaker 8: have a story to tell.
Speaker 2: Thus today the fireside chat.
Speaker 8: Now, why would somebody listen to me if I didn't
Speaker 8: have the experience to know what I'm talking about? If
Speaker 8: I had never been down before, how can I tell
Speaker 8: anybody how to get up? If I had never been
Speaker 8: under before? How can I tell anybody how to get over? See,
Speaker 8: you got to have tests in order to have a testimony.
Speaker 8: Your life is surrounded by test adversity situations, as is
Speaker 8: everybody else's. Now understand this. If you spew hate, expect
Speaker 8: hate to come back to you. But because you are
Speaker 8: being hated on, it's not because you've been hating you.
Speaker 8: See what I what I'm saying. Sometimes God is testing you.
Speaker 8: He's toughening you. See what Godden did with me through
Speaker 8: the Internet, And let me tell you something, God then
Speaker 8: tough in me. He done king gave me a skin
Speaker 8: that I needed because he knew what was gonna happen.
Speaker 8: The higher I take you, the more they gonna come
Speaker 8: for you. The higher God takes you, the more they
Speaker 8: gonna come for you. And I've said this a few
Speaker 8: times on the show, and let me remind all of
Speaker 8: you this again. I've never had and you will never have.
Speaker 8: I ain't ever had a hater that was doing better
Speaker 8: than me.
Speaker 2: Ever.
Speaker 8: Have you noticed that all of your haters are not
Speaker 8: doing as well as you? Have you ever noticed that, y'all?
Speaker 8: Hate come from the bottom up. Hate don't come from
Speaker 8: the top down. If you got a supervisor that's hating
Speaker 8: on you, you know why he hating on you because
Speaker 8: he know you got what it takes to take over
Speaker 8: for him, and he don't want it to happen cause
Speaker 8: you better than him. Keep your head up, y'all, keep
Speaker 8: your eyes on the prize and keep talking to God,
Speaker 8: because God got a wonderful life for you.
Speaker 2: And it don't matter what they say. They can't stop
Speaker 2: nothing God God for you.
Speaker 8: What God has for you. Ain't a man living can
Speaker 8: stop you. The Judge Show, beyond tonight, the fireside chatter
Speaker 8: beyond today. And when you get through talking about me,
Speaker 8: God keep lifting me up.
Speaker 2: I love. I'm a great day y'all talk to God.
Speaker 2: He loved to hear from this peace.
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