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Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 7: I want to share something with you that I had
Speaker 7: to come to the realization one time, and even in
Speaker 7: the reinvention of myself right now, I've had to come
Speaker 7: to that and I want to share it with you today.
Speaker 2: Give it to you.
Speaker 7: I want to tell you about something that a lot
Speaker 7: of people do in their life and I want you
Speaker 7: to be aware of it. Here it is, don't get
Speaker 7: stuck on yourself. You could be wrong.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 2: I said, don't get stuck on yourself. You could be wrong.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 2: The reason I'm saying this is because people.
Speaker 7: Have a tendency to once they make a decision about something,
Speaker 7: or once they decide to go a certain path. They
Speaker 7: go against all everything, anything anybody says, anything anybody might do,
Speaker 7: any other ruling they may come across. They shun advice,
Speaker 7: they don't listen to counsel. They just not made the decision.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna do it anyway. Don't get stuck on yourself.
Speaker 7: You could be wrong, you know. Now here's a sure
Speaker 7: fire way to tell if you're wrong. If you don't
Speaker 7: see any movement in the direction you've chosen, if you
Speaker 7: don't see anything going right in that decision.
Speaker 2: If you feel as though you're in a rupt.
Speaker 7: If the wall you're climbing seems so insurmountable that you
Speaker 7: ain't even moving an inch, and every time you turn
Speaker 7: around you keep getting knocked by down, knocked back down.
Speaker 7: Don't get stuck on yourself. You know you could be wrong,
Speaker 7: you know. See, that's why it's important for people to
Speaker 7: always be open to the reinvention of yourself. You know,
Speaker 7: you cannot be afraid to reinvent yourself. In other words,
Speaker 7: you can't be afraid to change. Change is necessary when
Speaker 7: it comes to growth. There is no growth without change.
Speaker 7: The more you know, the older you look, that is
Speaker 7: no growth without change. If you're heading in a direction.
Speaker 7: It ain't nothing going right in your life.
Speaker 2: It be the wrong direction.
Speaker 7: If you're climbing and you're making no headway, could it
Speaker 7: be the wrong direction? Could you have possibly made the
Speaker 7: wrong choice. Don't get stuck on yourself cause you done
Speaker 7: made the wrong stuff. It's okay to forgive yourself. It's
Speaker 7: okay to let yourself off the hook. It's even smarter
Speaker 7: sometimes to admit that you were wrong. You ever met
Speaker 7: somebody ain't ever wrong. Have you ever met somebody you
Speaker 7: talk to? They ain't ever wrong about nothing? Man, They
Speaker 7: just it's they way or the highway. It's this is
Speaker 7: my way, this is the I know people like that,
Speaker 7: stuck on them power trips and all like that.
Speaker 2: You know what I had to learn how to do.
Speaker 2: I had to learn how to let them go on
Speaker 2: them power trips. But listen to this.
Speaker 7: Though you're not taking me on that trip. Though you
Speaker 7: going on that trip by yourself, I'm going in the
Speaker 7: right direction. I decided to stop the way. Okay, listen
Speaker 7: to this person. This person, I decided to stop doing
Speaker 7: business the way I was doing business. I decided to
Speaker 7: stop to allow business being done around me the way
Speaker 7: business was being done around me. You know, the best
Speaker 7: decision I made was to allow for God to have
Speaker 7: some say so and to offer me his direction. I
Speaker 7: have found him to be a better driver than anyone
Speaker 7: else I know. I have found him to know more
Speaker 7: about the man he made than anybody else who's merely
Speaker 7: associating with me.
Speaker 2: I have found it to be a fact.
Speaker 7: That my maker knows more about the vehicle he created
Speaker 7: than does anybody else.
Speaker 2: If your Chevy break, don't you take it to Chevy.
Speaker 2: You don't take your Forward when it breaks down to
Speaker 2: a Toyota dealership.
Speaker 7: They not gonna know everything that the Ford dealership would
Speaker 7: know about the vehicle.
Speaker 2: You know why, because they're not the maker of it. So, now,
Speaker 2: why are you letting?
Speaker 7: You're letting your life being led, controlled and guided by
Speaker 7: somebody other than your maker. I'm just asking you to
Speaker 7: let's all take a common sense look at this. So,
Speaker 7: if going to your maker is the best way, the
Speaker 7: best decision I made in my business was take over
Speaker 7: my brand myself and to allow the maker of this brand.
Speaker 7: See without God, I'm none of this. I'm none of this.
Speaker 7: I want you to clearly understand I ain't none of
Speaker 7: this without him. I wish I could have the guts
Speaker 7: to reach back there and pat myself on the back
Speaker 7: for what I've accomplished in my life.
Speaker 2: I wish I had the guts.
Speaker 7: I wish the nerve of me because I know for
Speaker 7: a fact that there is no way that I could
Speaker 7: have manufactured the life that I have.
Speaker 2: I could not even have thought of it.
Speaker 7: It's no way I could have told you that this
Speaker 7: was the route I was gonna take, and this is
Speaker 7: the outcome because of it. I had no idea, no clue.
Speaker 7: The one thing I had, though, was an unshakable faith
Speaker 7: in God. I had an un and I just kept
Speaker 7: believing in him. I kept believing that he had something
Speaker 7: more for me. And then when I touched base with
Speaker 7: him and asked him to show me what it is
Speaker 7: what he had for me, Tada, the magic show began.
Speaker 7: Because you know what he did. He took all my
Speaker 7: natural abilities that he had given to me, This gift
Speaker 7: that he gave me, that he poured into me at birth,
Speaker 7: that same gift that he poured into you at birth.
Speaker 2: The moment you go to him and let him show
Speaker 2: you that gift, and then guess what.
Speaker 7: Once he takes what he naturally put in you and
Speaker 7: put his super his superpowers on top of that. Then
Speaker 7: you have some supernatural things going on in your life
Speaker 7: and you may not be feeling me. I'm cool with that,
Speaker 7: but I done have some supernatural things happen to me.
Speaker 7: Every day I wake up some supernatural the man, the
Speaker 7: rewards of my life, the awards of my life, the accomplishments,
Speaker 7: the how I'm working, the how I manage it. All,
Speaker 7: all that ain't nothing but God. That ain't nothing but God.
Speaker 7: You can't even explain this schedule to people. Sometimes when
Speaker 7: people ask me, Steve, how do you do it? I go, well,
Speaker 7: this is when I manage my time. Then at the
Speaker 7: end of when I get through, I say, hey, man,
Speaker 7: you know what I need to tell y'all for real,
Speaker 7: it's God. I don't really know, but I'm letting him
Speaker 7: manage me. So he handling it. He ain't gonna put
Speaker 7: no more of me than I can bear. Listen to me, y'all,
Speaker 7: don't be afraid to reinvent yourself and remember this. Don't
Speaker 7: get stuck on yourself because you could be wrong. You know,
Speaker 7: you absolutely could be wrong. If you don't tie this
Speaker 7: to your gift, you will be struggling the rest of
Speaker 7: your life.
Speaker 6: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen. The time is here, a new day
Speaker 7: has arrived. The guilt, the present, it is here. We
Speaker 7: are all recipients of it. That God just keep doing it,
Speaker 7: don't it. Can't nobody do it like the Lord. I'm'a
Speaker 7: just tell you.
Speaker 2: Can't nobody do it like the law. I'm glad.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 7: I was at family feud yesterday and I was talking
Speaker 7: about God and the lady said, I'm an atheist. I
Speaker 7: just kept talking, act like I ain't even here.
Speaker 2: What you did. I was talking about the Lord, and
Speaker 2: the ladies, germ, I'm an atheist. I just kept talking. Cry,
Speaker 2: you don't hear none. God follow it.
Speaker 7: No time for that foolishness right there, I'm an atheist. Okay, yep.
Speaker 7: Because I didn't know you was coming, and this is
Speaker 7: obviously this ain't the portion to show you would be interesting.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Be driving your car and go
Speaker 2: off a cliff and bet you call him in.
Speaker 7: Ladies, gentlemen, Steve Harvey, Marty Show, everybody I know, get
Speaker 7: in trumple go, Chake thus out everybody I know. Chirlie
Speaker 7: Strawberry calling for real Junior Mississippi Monica the legend that
Speaker 7: is Nephew talking too, JUNI, what's going on today?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 9: Man, I'm talking glad you talking about this man because
Speaker 9: God is truly who he is. Man for my life,
Speaker 9: for show I'm taking, I can't tell you for my
Speaker 9: life of Joe. I wouldn't care about the atheist talking either.
Speaker 1: I talked straight to the eight.
Speaker 7: I don't even have no time for that. I don't
Speaker 7: even why you would make that announcement. Yeah, if you
Speaker 7: don't like what I'm saying, then just go ahead. But
Speaker 7: if you think I'm finna get into it, because for me,
Speaker 7: this is how I am as Christian. I know we're
Speaker 7: supposed to witness. I got that, so that's what I
Speaker 7: was doing. I'm not in the conversion business.
Speaker 2: If you had opened.
Speaker 7: Made the decision to go to here, I step aside. Nice,
Speaker 7: nice talking to you.
Speaker 2: Let me know how it go for you. Down it's
Speaker 2: gonna be hot. Yeah. I was talking to.
Speaker 7: Somebody one time, This one I knew I had to
Speaker 7: quit talking to. They said, you're doing all this to
Speaker 7: live your best life. Suppose you find out there is
Speaker 7: no events. I said, well, then I'll beat the done
Speaker 7: the best I could. She said, that's exactly what I'm
Speaker 7: talking about. I said, well, let me ask you, so,
Speaker 7: m suppose.
Speaker 2: It is there?
Speaker 8: You go work?
Speaker 2: Ye now, Ain't we finna be in for a little surprise? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go ahead and roll the dice on this
Speaker 2: one right here. That's what I'm doing today.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel pretty good. Man, God been good to all
Speaker 2: of us.
Speaker 7: You know, sometimes you have to take inventory of what's
Speaker 7: the positive in your life.
Speaker 2: I know we all want something. I know we all
Speaker 2: still have.
Speaker 7: Desires, dreams, hopes and visions and it's taking a little
Speaker 7: bit longer to get there and we want to. But man,
Speaker 7: if you ever just stop and see where you at
Speaker 7: compared to where you was. Oh boy, I take where
Speaker 7: I'm at right now, because where I was?
Speaker 2: Who that boy? Right now?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It is all right?
Speaker 6: Thank you, Steve.
Speaker 10: Coming up at twenty at thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 10: we'll run that prank back with the nephew right after this.
Speaker 6: You're listening morning show. It is time now for the
Speaker 6: nephew to run that prank back.
Speaker 11: What you got for his nest, This right here is
Speaker 11: an invitation to the party. An invitation, okay to the party. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 11: an invitation to the party that's coming.
Speaker 8: Uh, you know, I'm trying to read Danny.
Speaker 12: Yeah, what's up to then? Hey, Danny, how you doing.
Speaker 12: My name is Paul Man. How you doing today?
Speaker 8: Bro? I'm good, man, I'm good.
Speaker 13: What's up?
Speaker 8: Hey man?
Speaker 12: I wanted to reach out to you man about your wife.
Speaker 12: You you're married to Nicole, right, I want to make
Speaker 12: sure I got.
Speaker 13: The right person. Yeah, yeah, uh huh this again.
Speaker 8: My name is Paul Man. I know Nicole, my wife.
Speaker 12: My wife is Regina, and uh, you know, we know
Speaker 12: we know Nicole real well, man, we were just trying
Speaker 12: to uh we're trying to actually see about getting getting
Speaker 12: you guys come out and uh maybe maybe go out
Speaker 12: on a double date.
Speaker 13: Man, we all go out into town. So you know,
Speaker 13: my wife and Nicole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got your
Speaker 13: number out of Nicole's pall and okay, hold up, wait wait, wait,
Speaker 13: what do you mean you got my number out of
Speaker 13: nicoles phone? You You've got you you you. I'm not
Speaker 13: understanding what's going on though, Okay, lin, let me let me,
Speaker 13: let me try to break this down to you.
Speaker 8: Marin.
Speaker 12: Uh, myself, my wife, Virginia and the coal Uh. We
Speaker 12: we've all actually been hanging out lately, you know, in
Speaker 12: the last last six weeks or two months.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 13: Now, you ain't hanging up with my wife. Okay, My
Speaker 13: wife with me all the time, bro, So you know
Speaker 13: you might want to You might have a wrong number.
Speaker 8: No, no, you you you Danny right, I'm.
Speaker 12: Danny, okay, and the coal is is your wife. The
Speaker 12: coal is like about five for four, five for five
Speaker 12: light yes, my wife, my wife, but you ain't hanging
Speaker 12: out with him, Okay. Man, I'm trying to explain to
Speaker 12: you what's going on, and now if you want to
Speaker 12: listen to the school, I'm just trying. Okay, here, here's
Speaker 12: what's up.
Speaker 13: Get to your point, man, Me, Nicole and my wife
Speaker 13: have been swinging. That's some boy.
Speaker 8: That's some boy.
Speaker 13: You know what you walk the throng fe though you
Speaker 13: did some boy?
Speaker 14: You you know, just just some boy.
Speaker 8: And man, I want to go.
Speaker 13: I wanted to call you and tell you what was
Speaker 13: going on and see if you wanted because you know
Speaker 13: all my got the wrong number for sure. Trust me.
Speaker 8: Let's just break this.
Speaker 12: Damn how many Danny is it dog, It ain't that many.
Speaker 12: So I mean, dude, I mean, you're gonna be in
Speaker 12: the Nihalog. You're gonna go and except what I'm trying
Speaker 12: to tell you, I'm trying to come to what I'm
Speaker 12: trying to bite.
Speaker 13: You to come hang out with me and the girls.
Speaker 8: You know, do you wanna? Do you want to?
Speaker 12: I mean this might be something you might like if
Speaker 12: you tried, man, because I mean, we didn't had a
Speaker 12: lot of fun with the color for what that you
Speaker 12: mean that fun with fun with the cold? So what
Speaker 12: you're trying to tell me, you trying to tell you.
Speaker 13: We had fun with the cold? Explain to you, We explain.
Speaker 8: That.
Speaker 13: Explain man, this some boy.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 13: I know my wife and I know she ain't no
Speaker 13: boy like and I ain't never heard no I have
Speaker 13: never heard of you. And you're my wife and we've
Speaker 13: been together for years.
Speaker 14: So there's some boy.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, well here's something. But times you need to understand.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 13: You know your I don't need to understand nothing.
Speaker 8: You need to understand that you're wife.
Speaker 13: But I know what to I know God, I know
Speaker 13: I know the you know what where you at.
Speaker 8: I'm rolling through the city right now. I've got some
Speaker 8: work I gotta do, but I'm just trying to get
Speaker 8: I need to put my eyes on you.
Speaker 13: I need to put my eyes on you.
Speaker 8: Man. Okay, hey man, do you want to come do
Speaker 8: what we be doing?
Speaker 14: And so you trying to.
Speaker 13: Tell me that my wife and been with another woman? Yes, man,
Speaker 13: it's beautiful.
Speaker 8: Dog.
Speaker 13: You gotta see it, man, you man nog I'm just
Speaker 13: trying to keep it real with you.
Speaker 4: Dog.
Speaker 8: I was just trying to a let you man, let
Speaker 8: you know what was going on. See, I'm thinking you
Speaker 8: might want to be a you know, you know, try
Speaker 8: it yourself. You know, That's all I'm thinking.
Speaker 13: Man, I ain't.
Speaker 8: I ain't trying to start nothing.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 13: I don't know, no guy, Paul, I don't know no more.
Speaker 13: Jo And I don't know why you calling my phone.
Speaker 8: And I tell you what.
Speaker 13: When my wife get home, I'm gonna find out cause
Speaker 13: this some boys. This some boys many rob.
Speaker 12: Okay, calm down though, man, Now, Paul, you know call
Speaker 12: my mother number out there. You're gonna tell me to
Speaker 12: calm down. You're telling you my wife your wife speaking
Speaker 12: with my number. My wife was number woman day minute.
Speaker 12: Tommy is the one that told us that Nicole was down.
Speaker 8: Who call me, hey, dog nephew.
Speaker 13: Timmy from the Steve Hawsby more on this show.
Speaker 12: Heynick Danny his nephew, tell me, man from the Steve
Speaker 12: Baby Morning Show.
Speaker 8: Your wife and the cold got me the prank phone
Speaker 8: call you dog.
Speaker 13: Man. That ain't even funny.
Speaker 8: Wow, Wow, you're right, You're right man, man.
Speaker 13: I'm glad. I'm glad. This was just the morning show man,
Speaker 13: y'all just missing. But but look here, man, somebody you lying,
Speaker 13: somebody gonna get your You gotta goal for this policy.
Speaker 8: I gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest and
Speaker 8: I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 13: Ain't number one?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 2: Now you have it.
Speaker 15: Getting stupid on this great getting up mo owning, getting
Speaker 15: real stupid on this great getting up on one more.
Speaker 15: I'll be right back. What's the most stupid for you
Speaker 15: on this great getting up moaning? Rich You already know,
Speaker 15: hunch safety.
Speaker 2: I said it won't take it out.
Speaker 16: Right, It's immediately pretty much every break, yeah, break, And
Speaker 16: what does he keep telling us?
Speaker 3: We know, we know.
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Speaker 6: All right, thank you, nephew.
Speaker 10: Coming up next, it is asked the CLO our Chief
Speaker 10: Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building. You're listening Harvey
Speaker 10: Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour
Speaker 10: and entertainment news. Sinbad returns to social media, saying, quote,
Speaker 10: miracles happen, Jeff Bezos, the world's which is billionaire?
Speaker 3: And did you.
Speaker 10: Survive the Facebook and Instagram outage this past Tuesday. We'll
Speaker 10: talk about all of these stories at the top of
Speaker 10: the hour. Yeah, but right now it is time to
Speaker 10: ask the CLO. This is from Shell in Charleston. Shell says,
Speaker 10: my husband is always playing this game on his phone
Speaker 10: instead of talking to me. In bed, I see the
Speaker 10: light from his phone shining brightly, and he said the
Speaker 10: game helps him relieve stress. Since Wind is playing a
Speaker 10: game relieve stress better than sex, one well depends on
Speaker 10: the game.
Speaker 2: Well, Jess Ski, Well, ma'am I think you help on.
Speaker 2: I think your husband the way an announcement, I think
Speaker 2: you pay close attention.
Speaker 13: To the announcement.
Speaker 6: He likes the game, what's the announcement this game?
Speaker 2: Whatever? Heating down though in the sex he didn't matter.
Speaker 7: That's kind of question, you know that. You know now,
Speaker 7: there's only one game that I would recommend. That's a
Speaker 7: game called Wooded CoIP.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, amazing game right there. That's that's a game
Speaker 2: right there. I've yet to find a game of Wooded
Speaker 2: Coop that's better than some sex.
Speaker 8: So so.
Speaker 6: Tell the truth.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Now I've had some sexual experiences that I
Speaker 7: should have been playing Woody quip.
Speaker 2: If I look back on my life, you.
Speaker 7: Know a whole lot of Woodycoop moments I should have had, uh,
Speaker 7: instead of what I was doing, I've had, matter of.
Speaker 2: Fact, tell you the truth.
Speaker 7: Well, let's just go on to the next one, because
Speaker 7: what I'm about to say, I just count myself.
Speaker 6: Thank you, all right? Moving on to Treva and slide El.
Speaker 10: Treva says, my neighbor's puppy loves to potty in our yards,
Speaker 10: so I texted her and asked her to keep the
Speaker 10: dog on her own grass. My husband said, the dog
Speaker 10: is still a baby, so when.
Speaker 6: He has to go, he has to go. First off,
Speaker 6: I didn't ask for his opinion.
Speaker 7: Why did he get in this, Well, because he's trying
Speaker 7: to save you. The look, it's a puppy. It's a puppy.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 7: The lady came now you know, no, come on, it
Speaker 7: ain't that dad. But see here the problem. Hell yeah,
Speaker 7: that neighbor f.
Speaker 6: That's the problem.
Speaker 7: That's the real problem. He don't give a damn where
Speaker 7: that dog he liked when she come over there to
Speaker 7: get the dog. You might want to check your file
Speaker 7: beds with your hood and laying over there that got
Speaker 7: the dog?
Speaker 2: Keep coming over.
Speaker 1: He should come now, all right?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 10: Moving on to joy and Albertquerque, Joyce says, my ex
Speaker 10: sent me flowers to the job with a card that
Speaker 10: read quote thinking of you. I did not tell my
Speaker 10: boyfriend about it, but I took a picture of the
Speaker 10: flowers and he saw it on my phone.
Speaker 6: I feel like I don't have to report things like
Speaker 6: that to him. Am I wrong for this?
Speaker 7: Well, he saw it on your phone. He didn't send
Speaker 7: them to you. He got he got every right to ask.
Speaker 6: He's on my phone because what.
Speaker 7: Because she liked the flowers. She was flattered that her
Speaker 7: ex would send her flowers. It was flattering, so she
Speaker 7: captured the moment. Now you're bored for your saw the
Speaker 7: picture and he asking you question. Now you feel like
Speaker 7: you ain't got to say nothing to him? But how
Speaker 7: he see the picture?
Speaker 6: Because he was he was on her phone. That's what
Speaker 6: I'm saying. Why is he on her phone?
Speaker 1: The boys?
Speaker 2: What screen she got?
Speaker 8: Right there?
Speaker 2: Problem? Why he got your phone? Start right there?
Speaker 6: That's what I'm asking. What is he doing on her phone?
Speaker 2: So you don't want my phone.
Speaker 6: Because you don't want her on yours. That's why you
Speaker 6: said it, right, nephew, that's.
Speaker 16: In the.
Speaker 8: Well.
Speaker 2: I thought you got to say. That's in the Bible.
Speaker 2: I feel see.
Speaker 1: A phone back then.
Speaker 6: That's what he did.
Speaker 1: That's why.
Speaker 2: Turned to the book of Apple all right.
Speaker 10: Last one, this is from Dorothy and uh excuse me.
Speaker 10: This is from Dorothy and Framingham. Dorothy writes, an old
Speaker 10: friend of mine that I had an issue with over
Speaker 10: twenty years ago called me and wants to make peace
Speaker 10: with me. I left her and all the drama in
Speaker 10: the past, and I married the man that we were
Speaker 10: fighting over.
Speaker 6: Should I meet up with her or not.
Speaker 2: Well, look, I would would, I would go ahead and
Speaker 2: make peace. I would.
Speaker 7: You know, It's it's not saying you need to it's
Speaker 7: not saying you have to invite a person back in
Speaker 7: your life.
Speaker 2: But you can give them forgiveness. You know, I would
Speaker 2: do that. See it don't to forgive, don't mean.
Speaker 7: To forget now, but I'm old. I'm a person about forgiveness.
Speaker 7: I think you should forgive them, you know, and just
Speaker 7: leave all that in the past. So but I'm going
Speaker 7: to just say, hey, look, look, I know you want
Speaker 7: to just I just accept your apology. Have a great life.
Speaker 7: You know, you know we were great friends. I'll always
Speaker 7: cherish those moments to buy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well you know, and she married it, so
Speaker 2: you know, we don't know the particulars of it.
Speaker 7: But I'll give a forgiveness if she wanted to ask
Speaker 7: for forgiveness. Or maybe you owe her an apology too,
Speaker 7: because maybe you can't come in, you know, you don't
Speaker 7: really know where, you know, cause should meet her?
Speaker 6: Should she meet her at the house?
Speaker 2: All this can have no fun.
Speaker 3: Meet up.
Speaker 7: Seeing people that I hated in the past. I don't
Speaker 7: I don't do good with that so they should beat
Speaker 7: up soon FaceTime.
Speaker 2: You know something like that.
Speaker 16: Looms so good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I heard of slap your hands?
Speaker 6: Are you are you really forgiving her?
Speaker 1: What is going on?
Speaker 13: Well?
Speaker 2: See that that's in case the forgiveness don't go good.
Speaker 7: Because I've started down to forgiveness, passed and fail right
Speaker 7: off of it, like right in the middle of it,
Speaker 7: and just.
Speaker 2: When I'm not doing this.
Speaker 10: Well, I mean, but she doesn't have to meet up
Speaker 10: with it to forgive her for vice versa. Right, she
Speaker 10: could just forgive her and move on with your life.
Speaker 7: Well, you know, no, ladies, you all specialize in closure. Okay,
Speaker 7: the lady is trying to get some closure. Yeah, and
Speaker 7: just have a conversation with her, all right. That's all
Speaker 7: it is, if a closure because you want it.
Speaker 6: Kind of shady, all right, thank you, Clo.
Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour, We'll have
Speaker 10: some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 6: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 10: More than three years after suffering a stroke, sixty seven
Speaker 10: year old legendary comedian Sindbad made a virtual appearance with
Speaker 10: his fellow castmates from a Different World at Atlanta University Center,
Speaker 10: which is the home to Clark Atlanta University, Morehouse College,
Speaker 10: and Spelman College. The stars from the show are on
Speaker 10: the ten city tour of historically black colleges and universities.
Speaker 10: On a video posted to his ig page, Sindbad expressed
Speaker 10: how cool it is to be able to participate in
Speaker 10: the tour and his surprise that the students even know
Speaker 10: who he is. Sinbad went on to thank everyone for
Speaker 10: their prayers. Take a listen.
Speaker 17: I think all of y'all who've been fans and friends
Speaker 17: all these years of mine.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 17: Expect to see more of me soon. And don't freak
Speaker 17: out if you turn around. I'm standing right behind you, sindback.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you.
Speaker 2: Hear you can't believe it? You better believe it. Miracles happening.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, welcome back to the bag. Yeah, we definitely know.
Speaker 3: Who you are.
Speaker 16: We're talking about all his uh celebrity friends and fans
Speaker 16: praying for him.
Speaker 3: Somehow, and that's your guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yea brother man.
Speaker 6: Mark definitely the while he was down.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 10: One of the never any profanity in his stand up right,
Speaker 10: that was his nope, yeah, thing we do.
Speaker 2: He don't yet understand. I did that one time, one time,
Speaker 2: and what happened?
Speaker 6: How did it go?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: There doing me?
Speaker 2: How did you reason I did it? Because?
Speaker 7: Huh?
Speaker 2: How did you feel going in scared to have a slip?
Speaker 7: And I didn't think I was gonna slip. I ain't
Speaker 7: see nowhere in hell I was gonna make I was
Speaker 7: prettying so hard, God, I said, I slipped a couple
Speaker 7: of times.
Speaker 8: You know, I.
Speaker 2: Called myself.
Speaker 1: Look at God?
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 6: Welcome back, Sinback and other entertainment news.
Speaker 10: Amazon founder Jeff Bezos had surpassed Elon Musk to once
Speaker 10: again become the world richest person.
Speaker 6: Bezos has a two hundred billion dollar fortune. That is
Speaker 6: billion with the bee h He's not the world switches,
Speaker 6: Oh well, who is?
Speaker 2: You have to understand that's a tax system in the
Speaker 2: United States that's not in a place. Who's the richest
Speaker 2: recorded person?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 6: The world not even close, not even close. Two hundred
Speaker 6: billion billion.
Speaker 2: Okay when you talk about in the world, yeah.
Speaker 10: Worldwhile no, man, Amazon's pretty big though, I'm just saying,
Speaker 10: all right an open Elon Musk has lost thirty one
Speaker 10: billion dollars so far this year, as Tesla's stock price
Speaker 10: has defined about twenty eight percent after Bezos and Musk.
Speaker 10: The next richest person in the world is Bernard Arnauld,
Speaker 10: owner of luxury goods company LVMH, who has met His
Speaker 10: network is one hundred and ninety seven billion. The top
Speaker 10: five richest person ranking is rounded out by Mark Zuckerberg,
Speaker 10: who has one hundred and seventy nine billion dollar networks,
Speaker 10: and Bill Gates, who has a one hundred and fifty
Speaker 10: dollars one hundred and fifty billion dollar network.
Speaker 6: He probably would that door, Bill Gates.
Speaker 2: Okay, all you gotta do is give me one billion.
Speaker 2: You can read about me.
Speaker 1: What are you being read about.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you right now, if I get one
Speaker 7: billion dollars, it's gonna look like I got way more
Speaker 7: than all of them.
Speaker 2: They don't know how to show you put a show.
Speaker 2: They don't know how to show that.
Speaker 6: Do stutic beginn what?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 7: You know, it's not that they're not into it, because
Speaker 7: you know, but a lot of Look, man, you didn't
Speaker 7: have money and ain't ain't ain't got no swag.
Speaker 2: Now, money don't give you swag.
Speaker 6: True, you either have it or you don't.
Speaker 2: I know some people weighing less money than me got swag.
Speaker 1: Give them some money.
Speaker 16: It's over.
Speaker 2: Because they be working with the bit they got.
Speaker 13: It.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you give somebody some money with some swag
Speaker 2: you can see.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's your story too, That is your story walking.
Speaker 2: Around them damn T shirts all this stuff.
Speaker 16: And what.
Speaker 6: Where all of this.
Speaker 2: Some damn jeans and sneakers?
Speaker 14: What boy?
Speaker 16: Well, what about Eli Musk He lost thirty one billion billion?
Speaker 6: Doesn't look like he blinked an eye. It's still going.
Speaker 7: That had a average white person standing on the bridge
Speaker 7: and looking down at the water.
Speaker 6: Yeah, anyone, because man, you.
Speaker 7: Saw black Monday man. Them peoples going they lost money there, Yeah,
Speaker 7: suic and all that. This man, I lost everything I
Speaker 7: had twice. I ain't thought about killing.
Speaker 10: Myself because if you got it once or twice, you
Speaker 10: can get it again.
Speaker 2: Well what I'm dying fault. Yeah.
Speaker 7: See the problem with rich people is the average rich
Speaker 7: person hasn't hereted the money that got them there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've never done without.
Speaker 7: So they see you done had without. You know the
Speaker 7: way back? Yellow if you tell me day money, they
Speaker 7: don't know the way.
Speaker 2: Back, all right.
Speaker 10: So coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, Trump
Speaker 10: supporters target black voters with fake AI images we'll talk
Speaker 10: about it right after this.
Speaker 6: Oh you're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show formber President Donald Trump supporters have been creating
Speaker 10: and sharing AI generated fake images of Trump posing with
Speaker 10: black people. This is to encourage African Americans to what
Speaker 10: vote for Trump. The discovery of the fake images was
Speaker 10: made by the BBC. They said there were discrepancies with
Speaker 10: the images, like missing or incorrectly generated fingers and the smooth,
Speaker 10: perfect skin that is common with fake images. According to
Speaker 10: Newsweek of Florida, conservative radio talk show hosts named Mark
Speaker 10: Ka admitted he and his team generated one of those images.
Speaker 10: K said, in part quote, I'm not claiming these photos
Speaker 10: are accurate. If anybody is voting one way because of
Speaker 10: a photo on a Facebook page, that's a problem with
Speaker 10: that person and not me.
Speaker 6: Okay, want to put it that's.
Speaker 2: True out there, they're doing it. That's why I look, man,
Speaker 2: we have to be smart.
Speaker 7: We have to be aware that there's a lot of
Speaker 7: this deep fakes out there, a lot of AI stuff
Speaker 7: out there. We just have to be aware and we
Speaker 7: got to behave accordingly. Let's just do the smart things.
Speaker 7: Let's just go vote, and let's not vote for an
Speaker 7: obvious racist who does not care about you, your condition,
Speaker 7: your plight, your people.
Speaker 2: Never will. That has no track record of ever doing
Speaker 2: anything for black people. Let's just be honest, man.
Speaker 7: You know when they try to toe those when he
Speaker 7: was in office and the lowest black unemployment r that's
Speaker 7: not true. The lowest black unemployment rate has been right
Speaker 7: now under the Biden Harris administration. The most things, he
Speaker 7: did nothing that he said he was gonna do. He
Speaker 7: didn't build a wall, he didn't put in one infrastructure bill.
Speaker 7: He didn't make Mexico pay for nothing. He didn't do nothing.
Speaker 7: He said he was gonna do. All the stuff I
Speaker 7: could tell you he did, y'all wouldn't like. But he
Speaker 7: did it for the rich boys, and they all benefited.
Speaker 7: Even those people that are poor whites who vote for him,
Speaker 7: he does nothing. He went to McGill County, the poorest
Speaker 7: county in the US, down in Welch, West Virginia, where
Speaker 7: I was born, and promised all in coal he was
Speaker 7: bringing back coal. Ain't bought back one chunk of coal
Speaker 7: to that he promised all of them jobs back. Ain't
Speaker 7: put one coal miner back to work in West Virginia.
Speaker 7: And he knew he wasn't gonna be able to do
Speaker 7: that because cold is dying. It's all about renewable and
Speaker 7: clean energy now, and he knew it. And the thing
Speaker 7: about Fox, he is they don't specialize in news anymore.
Speaker 7: They specialize in his ideology, idiotic things. He stole the election.
Speaker 7: You know this is that they they just they just
Speaker 7: they just Handedy just trumpets this dude's bullcrap.
Speaker 2: All damn. They don't even try to tell the truth.
Speaker 2: They jump on board with these lines.
Speaker 10: Crazy yes, all right, Coming up at thirty four minutes
Speaker 10: after the hour, we'll find out who who on the
Speaker 10: show could deliver a baby if they had to.
Speaker 6: Right after this, you're listening Morning show.
Speaker 10: A pilot recently left the cockpit on a flight to
Speaker 10: Thailand to deliver a passenger in labor's baby. The co
Speaker 10: pilot took over the flying of the plane. We also
Speaker 10: have a staff member on the show who was out
Speaker 10: because his wife is about to give birth to their
Speaker 10: first child. So here's a question, if you were like
Speaker 10: stuck on an elevator, if you were on a flight,
Speaker 10: do you think you would be able to deliver a baby?
Speaker 7: Well, if I'm on an elevator, you know them panels
Speaker 7: in the top of the elevator, going.
Speaker 2: Up through the top and just get out. I just
Speaker 2: sit on top. I'm not going to be in here.
Speaker 6: Hey, push, push, You're not nothing.
Speaker 13: To you know.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to try to help you. I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't be baby coming. I'm gonna get up the See.
Speaker 6: I don't believe that for one second.
Speaker 8: I do not.
Speaker 6: I don't believe that. I know you well, I don't
Speaker 6: believe that one.
Speaker 2: All right, well I stand now, but that's what I do.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna press I'm gonna press that red button. I'm
Speaker 7: gonna open that door a little dough the little switch
Speaker 7: and pull that fire switch. Okay, I'm gonna take my
Speaker 7: suit jacket off and put it behind her head so
Speaker 7: she will have a little cushion in that corn.
Speaker 3: Yes, then you know.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like, I'm gonna put in something under her.
Speaker 6: Now, yeah, you're gonna have to put something.
Speaker 2: But the baby coming, I'm not. I'm not. I'm me personally.
Speaker 2: I can't touch her bottom.
Speaker 12: I can't.
Speaker 6: You can't do what you can do with that.
Speaker 2: I don't give that one.
Speaker 6: This is clinical.
Speaker 2: Y'all ain't been sued before. No, you finish have this
Speaker 2: thing on this carpet. Whatever you need to And I'm
Speaker 2: the other corner as far away as I can in
Speaker 2: the elevator. Yeah, right there. Yeah, I'm gonna be in
Speaker 2: the other corner. It's nothing I can do.
Speaker 15: Could you take your pants off and put them under her?
Speaker 15: You got your jacket on the head. Could you take
Speaker 15: your pants off and put that under her body?
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there and this elevator when you're dough open.
Speaker 10: Your short and I ain't got no damn pants.
Speaker 6: But really, she doesn't need anything.
Speaker 2: Do you want to go to.
Speaker 6: If you're gonna help that?
Speaker 2: I don'tbelieve that.
Speaker 6: You could do what any other man or person would do.
Speaker 6: You can help her.
Speaker 2: We don't know how to deliver a baby, though, we really?
Speaker 3: Who does?
Speaker 6: We don't either?
Speaker 2: All i've heard.
Speaker 6: Of hot wag? What would you do down there and
Speaker 6: tell her to push?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You done that?
Speaker 6: You gotta yeah, you gotta.
Speaker 15: Why.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what I'm looking for?
Speaker 6: You gotta baby.
Speaker 1: You don't give instructions, and you don't know what's happening.
Speaker 1: You guess it.
Speaker 3: You gotta look down there.
Speaker 2: This ain't what we do you, this ain't what we either.
Speaker 2: But had baby.
Speaker 6: Yes, if we were in an elevator, you wouldn't help us.
Speaker 2: Is that what you're to you? I'm gonna talk to you,
Speaker 2: but I'm not. I can't do.
Speaker 6: Breathe push Can you say that? Can you do that?
Speaker 8: Well? You know I gotta take.
Speaker 15: What Tommy, if you know you're supposed to do that, well,
Speaker 15: I got to tell you, you know just what over here?
Speaker 2: Quick breathing. Gotta tell me some of it's gotta be automatic. Breathe,
Speaker 2: I breathing. Push and I'm not.
Speaker 7: Gonna say push either. Wait till this damn don't open
Speaker 7: you push nothing in the floor and here while I'm in.
Speaker 10: Would you get on your cell phone and call a
Speaker 10: doctor or nine one one maybe they can talk you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you are so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: You're telling Eva.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm trying to you.
Speaker 13: The cave.
Speaker 2: This baby started coming at wrong time? Not the one.
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 10: Coming up next the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening hard Morning show. Coming up
Speaker 10: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,
Speaker 10: it's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is
Speaker 10: where is he getting his information?
Speaker 6: But right now the nephew is here with today's prank
Speaker 6: phone call. What you got for us?
Speaker 15: F What happens when you have a wedding and a
Speaker 15: funeralom at the same time, same church.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this right here is a wedding and a funeral.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, wedding, wedding.
Speaker 15: That's what I said. A wedding and a funeral. Let's
Speaker 15: go cat dog if you would. Wedding and a funeral.
Speaker 14: Hello is Ryan?
Speaker 15: All right?
Speaker 8: I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan. How you doing?
Speaker 14: Hey, I'm good. I'm thinking.
Speaker 8: This is Josh Josh over at me. I'm want to
Speaker 8: be officials at the church where you guys are getting
Speaker 8: married tomorrow.
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, how you doing?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 14: I want to thank you' all for that too. Man, Well,
Speaker 14: we'll appreciate it.
Speaker 8: Sure. Good. Well, we definitely hope to make you a
Speaker 8: member here sooner or later, since you guys are getting married.
Speaker 14: You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get
Speaker 14: this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 14: They got me working on Sundays now, man, So as
Speaker 14: soon as I tweak at a mood at around a
Speaker 14: little bit, I'll be there.
Speaker 8: Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's
Speaker 8: come up. We had some problems and miscommunication, and it's
Speaker 8: definitely been on the outside. They had your name Ryan
Speaker 8: down here with your phone number as well as you're
Speaker 8: as soon to be white Sonya. They had her name here,
Speaker 8: but we didn't want to call her with if we
Speaker 8: wanted to just reach out and talk to you and
Speaker 8: see if it just make you.
Speaker 13: Ware of what was going on.
Speaker 14: Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 8: Man, there's been a mix up on scheduling. I don't
Speaker 8: know if you know since the older make she passed
Speaker 8: away a week ago and you're not You're not a
Speaker 8: member of the church, so you wouldn't know her. But
Speaker 8: she's one of the one of the oldest members here
Speaker 8: at the church since the older may passed away. And
Speaker 8: what's going on? Is you all's wedding is tomorrow at
Speaker 8: twelve o'clock, right, but the actual funeral is at three
Speaker 8: o'clock here at the church.
Speaker 14: Okay, uh, machine began, Brother Josh, Josh, Okay, look here,
Speaker 14: brother Josh. Hey man, we we we already got this
Speaker 14: thing in motion. Man, we didn't stand out. They have
Speaker 14: ned two hundred invitations, man, I mean blessed.
Speaker 8: Sister old man and and and I understand that. But
Speaker 8: but but I mean, you know, she's there's no way
Speaker 8: we could have moved it around. Now, the biggest problem
Speaker 8: the funeral home is bringing the casket first thing in
Speaker 8: the morning. So what I want what I wanted to
Speaker 8: make you aware of, and I didn't want you to
Speaker 8: tell your wife just but the actual casket will be
Speaker 8: in the Saint Aiar, but we will have it.
Speaker 14: Hold up, man, are you serious? I look at him. Hey,
Speaker 14: y'all'll need to move this around. I don't know what
Speaker 14: y'all gonna do if y'all have a fellowship all in
Speaker 14: the back or something like that.
Speaker 15: Ryan.
Speaker 8: The only place we can actually put the casket, and
Speaker 8: if we didn't put it there is in the actual
Speaker 8: room that you'll you'll soon to be wife would be
Speaker 8: changing it. That's the only place.
Speaker 14: My wife if it could have changed. No room with
Speaker 14: the dead bodies.
Speaker 8: You kidding, And you know what, I understood that. That's
Speaker 8: the first thing I thought of it. I thought, I said,
Speaker 8: that's just put the casket the way it goes for
Speaker 8: the fal and we're gonna cover it up and see
Speaker 8: basically you actually get in.
Speaker 14: Wow, I can't even believe you call me what this man,
Speaker 14: look at and excuse my french man. Yeah, I know
Speaker 14: I need to get back into church, I really do.
Speaker 14: But right now that this ain't going down like this man.
Speaker 14: Now we didn't already paid the money. First of all.
Speaker 14: First of all, you know she should. I don't even
Speaker 14: feel like she had to pay, you know, to to
Speaker 14: hold no wedding over and hunch her to where she
Speaker 14: paid time at. That's that's the first thing.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 14: I ain't like that from the jumping, but I went
Speaker 14: ahead and when win it because she want her pastor
Speaker 14: to marry us. And now you got the nerve and
Speaker 14: tell me that trying to arrange something that funeral gonna
Speaker 14: happen the same day as my wedding and my wife
Speaker 14: got to get dressed in the room with a dead body.
Speaker 8: Well, we're not gonna put her in that, bro, Like
Speaker 8: I said, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna put that body in the right there in
Speaker 8: front of the and we're gonna cover it. Now, what
Speaker 8: you're getting out of is you getting more flowers, because
Speaker 8: there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm thinking
Speaker 8: that's probably gonna be a little bit of a perk,
Speaker 8: but I just wanted you to be at. It's probably
Speaker 8: gonna be more people than you think because some of
Speaker 8: the people that's gonna be a their wedding, it's really
Speaker 8: for the funeral.
Speaker 14: A hololdo, man, are you serious, right? I mean, look here, doctor,
Speaker 14: I then paid for the wedding to happen at this church, man, okay,
Speaker 14: And no disrespect to the lady that is past. God
Speaker 14: bless her family. I ain't planning to not putting no
Speaker 14: dead body, having no funerals at my wedding. Man, that's crazy.
Speaker 14: I'm come down their church.
Speaker 8: Too, sir. She's a member of the church too.
Speaker 14: I don't give it not being no member of the church.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 14: I then paid for this wedding and it's gonna happen tomorrow.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 14: You my fixing and putting no dead body at my
Speaker 14: wedding rhymes right?
Speaker 8: I mean, no disrespect, but the woman has passed, she
Speaker 8: is I'm gonna get up. I mean, what what is
Speaker 8: the town the problem is?
Speaker 7: YO?
Speaker 14: Calls me with this man's day before my wedding. We
Speaker 14: didn't schedule just six months ago. I gotta spend twenty
Speaker 14: five thirty thousand dollars on this wid okay, And I
Speaker 14: just gonna tell me that we got to share. I
Speaker 14: will win with a funeral. But the hell is some
Speaker 14: one with you?
Speaker 12: Man?
Speaker 8: Do you want to have your wedding at this church?
Speaker 14: I paid what you mean wrong? I'm having a wid okay.
Speaker 14: I tell you what lit there bout the bup in
Speaker 14: the marning. I rode in the right up the street planning.
Speaker 14: Y'all just stay out saying in the front and and
Speaker 14: and throw flowers like throwing rice. But we're gonna have
Speaker 14: a wedding inside the same here tomorrow. I promise you
Speaker 14: that I can't.
Speaker 8: I cannot assure you that it won't be I have
Speaker 8: no other place to put the body.
Speaker 14: Okay, Well I'll bet you'll find somewhere to put it.
Speaker 14: If I get that a mark me it's a body
Speaker 14: in there. There's gonna be a couple of bodies in there.
Speaker 13: Name.
Speaker 14: You got two choices to move in funeral or to
Speaker 14: remburse me back this thirty thousand dollars out of hourly spend.
Speaker 14: Those are only two choices I want to hear about.
Speaker 14: Meet me at the front door to night with a
Speaker 14: thirty thousand dollars cashier check. We said to have his
Speaker 14: wedding up in there tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: You heard me.
Speaker 14: I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all, no joke.
Speaker 14: What's wrong with child?
Speaker 8: Man? You can do something else, man, I understand that.
Speaker 14: I don't wanted to know from you.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 14: All I'm saying is it's going to be a wedding
Speaker 14: at this church tomorrow without saying dead body. That's all
Speaker 14: I'm saying.
Speaker 8: To push it to the band. Man, there's there's one
Speaker 8: more bit of an issue that I need to tell you.
Speaker 14: Also, What can be worse than a dead body? What
Speaker 14: issue can be worse than dead body at my wedding?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 8: The issue here that is worse than the dead body is.
Speaker 8: This is nephew tim And from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8: Your best man, Jeff got me the prank phone. Call you.
Speaker 14: What you know what?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 14: The best man about to get the best gloop and
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Speaker 8: I'll tell you, hey, one more question. What's the baddest
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Speaker 14: Steve, Good Morning show?
Speaker 2: Baby about that right there? That's Timing at his best
Speaker 2: right there right there. But that right there.
Speaker 6: Level of stupidity, what's all?
Speaker 2: What's all?
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Speaker 3: I'm about.
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Speaker 6: Yep, all right, nephew, thank you.
Speaker 10: Coming up next is my Strawberry letter, and the subject
Speaker 10: is where is he getting his information?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 10: Okay, where is he getting his information? We'll get into
Speaker 10: it right after this.
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Speaker 2: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
Speaker 2: We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 6: Thank you, nephew. Subject where is he getting his information?
Speaker 6: Dear Stephen Shirley.
Speaker 10: My husband gets on my nerves because he is retired
Speaker 10: and has a lot of free time on his hands.
Speaker 10: I work, I take care of our kids, and I
Speaker 10: go out to happy hour once a month with my girls,
Speaker 10: so I don't lose my mind. My husband won't get
Speaker 10: involved with any organizations, and he doesn't even work out anymore.
Speaker 10: All he does is watch home improvement shows and think
Speaker 10: of projects to do around our house. His newest project
Speaker 10: is to remodel our garage and put in new lighting.
Speaker 6: He's not any.
Speaker 10: Electrician, so I'm afraid that it will come that I
Speaker 10: will come home one day and he's burnt to a
Speaker 10: crisp from playing with wires.
Speaker 6: But that's not the worst part of him having a
Speaker 6: lot of free time.
Speaker 10: It's his constant nagging me about where I am and
Speaker 10: what I'm doing when I'm not with him. One day,
Speaker 10: he told me that he heard I was at the
Speaker 10: mall flirting with a security guard. Then he said, I
Speaker 10: went to lunch with a coworker and we sat on
Speaker 10: the same side of the bench. I've been out a
Speaker 10: few times with the male coworker, but when he started
Speaker 10: joking about being my work husband, I cut off. I
Speaker 10: would never do that to my husband, but that doesn't
Speaker 10: mean that my husband does not still accuse me of
Speaker 10: messing with my coworker. The last straw was when my
Speaker 10: husband said my coworker was sitting in my car talking
Speaker 10: to me. What actually happened was that he walked me
Speaker 10: to my car with his umbrella, and I drove him
Speaker 10: to his car so he could get out of the rain.
Speaker 10: Where is my husband getting this information? Is there a
Speaker 10: mole at my job? Or is my husband spying on me?
Speaker 14: Well, you know, you never know.
Speaker 10: It could be all of the above. It could be
Speaker 10: a mole at the job. It could be your husband
Speaker 10: is spying on you. You did say he's retired and
Speaker 10: he has a lot of free time on his hands,
Speaker 10: so he might be doing that. I'm glad you said
Speaker 10: you would never cheat on your husband, though. That means
Speaker 10: the love is still there and you can work on
Speaker 10: these problems. But the trust, that's a different story. Your
Speaker 10: husband is so preoccupied with what you're doing instead of
Speaker 10: enjoying his retirement. But there is something you gotta do,
Speaker 10: like immediately, Okay, you have to stop doing things with
Speaker 10: your coworkers, especially the man who called you his work wife,
Speaker 10: or said he was your work husband. He sounds like
Speaker 10: he's just laying in the cut waiting for you. And
Speaker 10: you did say you shut it down with him.
Speaker 6: Though, so that's a good thing.
Speaker 10: The other one, I don't know if this is the
Speaker 10: same one, but another guy walks you to your car
Speaker 10: in the rain and you drove him back. You got
Speaker 10: to cut that off too, because it just doesn't look
Speaker 10: right for a married woman to be doing these things.
Speaker 10: Him walking you to your car, then him getting in
Speaker 10: your car so you can drive him back to his car.
Speaker 10: If your husband saw that, or if the mole told him,
Speaker 10: either way, it looks pretty bad. So now you have
Speaker 10: to at least try and reassure your husband that nothing
Speaker 10: is going on, and your husband needs to find a
Speaker 10: part time job or something so he can leave you alone.
Speaker 10: And you, guys got he's got to rebuild a trust
Speaker 10: in you.
Speaker 7: Steve Well, anyway, where is he getting this damn information
Speaker 7: from somebody down to your job? But the question is
Speaker 7: my whole letter is why is he even getting information?
Speaker 7: So now let's go with the letter the right way.
Speaker 7: My husband. This is how she opened the letter, y'all.
Speaker 7: This this is headed down the Donnybrook Path, the yellow
Speaker 7: brick road. This is this is going to it's going
Speaker 7: the other way Stephen Shirley. First line, My husband gets
Speaker 7: on my nerves, all right, because he's retired, got a
Speaker 7: lot of free time. I take care of our kids.
Speaker 7: I go out to Happy Hour on some month with
Speaker 7: my girls. Next line, so I don't lose my mind.
Speaker 7: Now let's let's just track this letter. Now, my husband
Speaker 7: get on my nerves. I gotta take care of kids,
Speaker 7: and I go to happy Hour once more so I
Speaker 7: don't lose my mind. My husband won't get involved in
Speaker 7: any organizations. He don't even work out no more. Oh nah,
Speaker 7: fat boy, fat boy sitting over there swelling up. Damn
Speaker 7: near all. These letters got something to do with weight,
Speaker 7: Damn near all. And I y'all, y'all, I am telling
Speaker 7: you man now, just like me and are aesthetic. Women
Speaker 7: are asthetic too, and women notice way more things than
Speaker 7: men do. Now you ain't in no organizations. You're getting
Speaker 7: on her last nerve. She gotta go down there and
Speaker 7: get some drinks.
Speaker 2: To deal with you. And now you're fat ass sitting
Speaker 2: at the house. You ain't even working out no more, and.
Speaker 7: You watch your home improvement shows and try to think
Speaker 7: of projects. Are doing his newest project and listen to
Speaker 7: this it's ramalad our garage and put it in new lighting.
Speaker 7: He is not any electrician, so I'm afraid that I
Speaker 7: would come home one day and he's burned to a
Speaker 7: Chris from playing with the wires. That's what she hope happened.
Speaker 7: You got to read these letters. Why did she go there?
Speaker 7: He's not an electrician. I'm afraid I'll come home and
Speaker 7: he's burned to a Chris. Did she say, but that's
Speaker 7: not the worst part. Wait a minute. He just died
Speaker 7: a minute ago. Did she say that ain't the worst part?
Speaker 2: Y'all?
Speaker 7: I'm telling you, ma'am. I read these lines this lady right,
Speaker 7: he is trying not to say what she's saying.
Speaker 6: She's trying to kill her husband.
Speaker 2: She won't get rid of him. She don't want to
Speaker 2: kill him, but she don't mind if he passed.
Speaker 13: That.
Speaker 7: You can get burned up Chris all the time. She
Speaker 7: ain't stopping him from doing this project though. One day
Speaker 7: he told me, Okay, she said, but that's not the
Speaker 7: worst part of him having a lot of free time.
Speaker 2: It's to constant nagging me.
Speaker 7: Now, he nagging about where I am and what I'm
Speaker 7: doing when I'm not with him when I come back this.
Speaker 2: Marri which is over.
Speaker 6: Because he's retired and she wants him dead.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you listening to this list?
Speaker 10: All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
Speaker 10: up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter?
Speaker 10: Subject where is he getting his information? We'll get back
Speaker 10: into it right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 10: All right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 10: The subject is where is he getting his information?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the subject. But the question is why is
Speaker 7: he getting information? Well, I'm gonna tell you why he's
Speaker 7: getting information, and let's start right away. Dear Shirley Shde,
Speaker 7: My husband gets on my nerves. Now that sets the
Speaker 7: tone for this whole letter. Next statement, I work, I
Speaker 7: take care of the kids. Next statement, I go to happy.
Speaker 7: I want someone from my girl so I don't lose
Speaker 7: my mind. She had to happy out the whole time Happy.
Speaker 7: I'll started five. She did at seven thirty, whole time
Speaker 7: drinking two for one with dollar margarita. She coming, she's
Speaker 7: stumbling in the house because she's trying to drink her
Speaker 7: misery away. Then she say her husband ain't involved in
Speaker 7: no organization. He don't even work out no more, fat ass.
Speaker 7: She's sitting at the house sweating. Then all he do
Speaker 7: is watch art home TV improvement shows, and he gets
Speaker 7: in these projects. And the latest one is he fits
Speaker 7: up put the new lighting in the garage, and he
Speaker 7: not an electrician. And I'm afraid that I'll come home
Speaker 7: one day and he burned to a Chris from playing
Speaker 7: with the wires. I think that's what she want to happen,
Speaker 7: because her next step minute, but listen for surely her
Speaker 7: next statement is, but that's not the worst part. What
Speaker 7: damn they come home and find your husband dead in
Speaker 7: the driveway, that ain't the worst part.
Speaker 2: Or she threw it his ass.
Speaker 7: It's his constant nagging me about where I am and
Speaker 7: what I'm doing when I'm not with him. Well let's
Speaker 7: find out what you are doing when you're not with him.
Speaker 7: One day he told me he heard that, and I
Speaker 7: was at the mall flirting with a security guard. He
Speaker 7: was at the mall talking to a security guard, and
Speaker 7: the security guard walked with you for a while, she
Speaker 7: didn't say she wasn't. Then he said, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 7: where's the denial at you was at it and somebody
Speaker 7: saw you, and with this he was talking to you
Speaker 7: with his head cocked to the side, which is the
Speaker 7: tailtale sign that he talking about everything was security one
Speaker 7: day he told me. Then he said, I went to
Speaker 7: lunch with a coworker and we sat on the same
Speaker 7: side of the bench. M well, I've been out a
Speaker 7: few times with a male coworker.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Then she tried to fix it, but when he started
Speaker 7: joking about me being his work husband, I cut that off.
Speaker 2: No you didn't, No, you didn't, she said she did.
Speaker 7: Do you know how many times they done went out
Speaker 7: to lunch for this to get back? Do you know
Speaker 7: how many times? And then I would never do that
Speaker 7: to my husband. But that don't mean that my husband
Speaker 7: does not still accuse me of messing with my coworker.
Speaker 7: What lady, you But that don't mean that he won't stop. Yeah,
Speaker 7: he ain't stopping because you keep doing stuff with this coworker.
Speaker 7: The last straw was when my husband said.
Speaker 2: My coworker.
Speaker 7: Was sitting in my car talking to me. That's cause
Speaker 7: he was he was sitting in your car talking to you. Well,
Speaker 7: what actually happened was he walked me to my car
Speaker 7: with his umbrella, and I drove him to his car
Speaker 7: so he could get out the ring.
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 7: The man walked you to your car with his umbrella.
Speaker 7: Now you got to drive him to his car so
Speaker 7: he can get out of the ring. He got an umbrella,
Speaker 7: walk your ass over to your car. But you look mishelpful,
Speaker 7: You live mishelpful. See some information missing in this letter.
Speaker 7: He the same coworker that was sitting on the same
Speaker 7: side of the bench having lunch several times. He's the
Speaker 7: same what worker call you his work wife. He the
Speaker 7: same coworker that be down at that damn happy hour.
Speaker 2: Oh he the one.
Speaker 7: Yeah, where is my husband getting his information? Well, for starters,
Speaker 7: he getting it from you, because he ain't lied about nothing.
Speaker 7: You'd have been to lunch with the man. You just
Speaker 7: sit on the same bench with the man. You'd have
Speaker 7: been in the car talking with the man, and you
Speaker 7: drove him in your car with the man. All this
Speaker 7: is true. Now where is he getting this information? Is
Speaker 7: there a mold down at my job? Or is my
Speaker 7: husband spying on me. Either way, you are providing the
Speaker 7: information because because you ain't denied nothing. In this letter,
Speaker 7: you said all he does is watch you say, he
Speaker 7: accuses you. So far, all the accusation has been true
Speaker 7: because you ain't denied none of this. You been in
Speaker 7: a car with that man. You've been to lunch with
Speaker 7: that man. He done called you his workwile you ain't
Speaker 7: cut off nothing. See, because let me tell you something.
Speaker 7: Know how they ain't cut it off. Because after she
Speaker 7: got busted about going to lunch, he did walked her
Speaker 7: to the car with them brother, same dude.
Speaker 2: Y'all.
Speaker 7: She likes this man. She's attracted to this man. This
Speaker 7: man is saying all the stuff fat boy ain't saying.
Speaker 2: You're working out? Oh yeah, he working out. He getting
Speaker 2: it all. Yeah, y'all, this isn't a fair letter.
Speaker 7: This is leading to an affair because she's saying stuff
Speaker 7: to me, say, I'm not doing nothing.
Speaker 2: He just accusing me.
Speaker 7: Well, if you keep accusing the man and beating him
Speaker 7: up for doing something he ain't doing, then what we
Speaker 7: do is well I might as well go and do
Speaker 7: it since I'm getting beat.
Speaker 15: Up for it.
Speaker 2: I saw you and him walking in the rain. All right, Well, hold.
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Speaker 6: It is Junior at Sports Talk right after this. You're
Speaker 6: listening Morning show. All right, it is time for Sports
Speaker 6: Talk with Tommy and for Junior.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I got it for you. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know it much sports until you know, but
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask my uncle. You know a thing or two.
Speaker 15: Marge Madden isn't getting ready to start. We jump off
Speaker 15: with what how many teams are? I think it's sixty four?
Speaker 15: Sixty four? Okay, So tell me how this bracket thing work.
Speaker 15: Do you only get money if you can You only
Speaker 15: win money if you.
Speaker 2: Just if you get all of it?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 2: Can I do it?
Speaker 7: You get all of them, You're gonna make them. You're
Speaker 7: gonna make a lot of money. Very very rarely do
Speaker 7: they do that. You go draft Kings, they got big
Speaker 7: pools and stuff. You get a they got a million
Speaker 7: dollar prize to anybody get all of them, right, So.
Speaker 2: How much you gotta put up though? Whatever you want?
Speaker 2: Don't I don't get it in public pools. I just
Speaker 2: do hood gambling. Yeah I don't. I don't like.
Speaker 8: This, right, I like.
Speaker 7: I like hood gambling. I like private bening with people
Speaker 7: I can call them. We talk trash.
Speaker 16: You know.
Speaker 2: So you like the one the paper with the squalls
Speaker 2: on it, you on mete. I want that one right
Speaker 2: there that one of my boys made up.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let me ask you all this about march Man.
Speaker 1: It's Timmy.
Speaker 16: So you got Sweet sixteen, the Elite eight four.
Speaker 1: So what's the goal to bet the or to pick
Speaker 1: the correct?
Speaker 2: The goal is to pick every single game correct. That's
Speaker 2: a lot of games. That's the virtually no very rarely
Speaker 2: does that ever happened? Now you can win it.
Speaker 7: It's easy, much easier to say I'm gonna pick the
Speaker 7: national champion, but to pick every game in that bracket
Speaker 7: cretness gonna be harved up six acc school, something like,
Speaker 7: ain't nobody see that coming?
Speaker 2: Something gonna happen.
Speaker 1: So the underdogs, the Cinderella teams and all that.
Speaker 7: You can gonna do something this year? Crazy, all the
Speaker 7: mary mind gonna do something crazy.
Speaker 2: You know, Gonzaga gonna be all the way up there
Speaker 2: till they get their ass. Well as usual, it's good Zaga.
Speaker 1: Did we ever figure that out?
Speaker 2: Gonzaga, I have no idea. I have no idea. Like
Speaker 2: Kansas man, I was watching the Kansas game the other night,
Speaker 2: big slow white kids be playing.
Speaker 7: I'm talking about just galloping down the damn flow and
Speaker 7: then you know, now you ain't gonna see his ass
Speaker 7: on Sunday, though. You can be at your college star
Speaker 7: and I see the pros.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy to me.
Speaker 2: Wow, all to come out of perdue and go to
Speaker 2: the pros. That's all I'm saying. Because people that have done.
Speaker 7: It, Yeah, you know, big ten schools, they don't seen
Speaker 7: a lot of a lot of cats to the pros.
Speaker 7: There's a lot of them, but not you know, you
Speaker 7: gotta go. You gotta go where they balling it just
Speaker 7: balling this year. Yeah, you're a good university.
Speaker 2: College.
Speaker 7: College is just too many colleges and a lot of
Speaker 7: cats is playing college ball. The ninety eight percent of them.
Speaker 7: Women never see the pros.
Speaker 6: All right, all right, thank you guys.
Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour, we will
Speaker 10: have more of the Steve Harvey Morton Show right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. This is from Trey on
Speaker 10: Steve Harvey f M Steven. He needs he needs some mom.
Speaker 10: I'm not sure, Trey, Tommy, that would be funn if
Speaker 10: it us though, Trey on Steve Harvey FM Wrights. After
Speaker 10: a year long, year and a half long of dating,
Speaker 10: my girlfriend and I have finally decided that it's time
Speaker 10: to move in together.
Speaker 6: Now the negotiation, the negotiating has begun, and we have
Speaker 6: a problem.
Speaker 10: She likes having a TV in the bedroom to watch
Speaker 10: as she falls asleep and uses it as a night light.
Speaker 6: I tolerate it when I.
Speaker 10: Spend the night at her place, but I don't want
Speaker 10: to live like that every night, especially since I wake
Speaker 10: up to go to work at five am. She's not
Speaker 10: budging on this, and I'm not sure I want to either.
Speaker 10: Is there a solution here that I'm not saying? Or
Speaker 10: is this over before it even starts?
Speaker 2: No, it ain't over before it starts. Just why don't
Speaker 2: y'all not move here today?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 6: One year?
Speaker 7: See that's the rule of thumb. Now you know it's
Speaker 7: we've been dating one year. It's time for us to
Speaker 7: move in, well, not really, you know, you can, you know,
Speaker 7: get to know her. Better, take your time, y'all get
Speaker 7: married and move in.
Speaker 2: You could do it like that, you know.
Speaker 7: But I like the TV, don't though, you know, you know,
Speaker 7: I mean I like a TV everywhe now. We don't
Speaker 7: have a TV in our bedroom, Margie, don't. She don't
Speaker 7: a lot that?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 3: Really really okay?
Speaker 7: But down at the ranch store, I put one in
Speaker 7: there because we ain't down there a lot together, because
Speaker 7: I got on a fishing trip and stuff.
Speaker 2: She don't go all time.
Speaker 7: I got TV in there, and you do about it dead,
Speaker 7: I'll be damn.
Speaker 2: No shirh.
Speaker 1: So the answer is to them not to move in together, Well, bruh.
Speaker 7: You know, if it's a deal break, it's a deal break.
Speaker 7: It just don't move in together. Y'all ain't got the
Speaker 7: end of relationship. You might discover that it's more.
Speaker 2: Than the TV.
Speaker 6: Mm. Yeah, that's when you really get to know a
Speaker 6: person when you live.
Speaker 13: With it, you know what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you might discover that it's more than a TV.
Speaker 7: And maybe y'all need to get to know each other
Speaker 7: a little bit more, because if she got her foot
Speaker 7: down about this TV, and you got your foot down
Speaker 7: about the TV. Y'all just scratching the surface right now.
Speaker 7: What y'all gonna do when the next conflict come ups?
Speaker 7: It's another deal break? How big deal break is y'all got?
Speaker 7: Because right now the TV is in a way. I'll
Speaker 7: bet they ain't talking about it talking about it. This
Speaker 7: is just a TV right now.
Speaker 6: But if he has to get up at five, I
Speaker 6: see this point.
Speaker 3: TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got to go to work in the mor.
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe they don't need to move in together, as
Speaker 6: you said, Steve, that's.
Speaker 10: What yes, Chlodea and Steve Harvey FM Wrights. I've been
Speaker 10: dating this guy for a few weeks now and it
Speaker 10: seems to be going well. He runs his own company
Speaker 10: and travels a lot, which is great because I'm frequently
Speaker 10: traveling for my job. I'm going to Europe for a
Speaker 10: month for work and we'll have some downtime and was
Speaker 10: thinking of asking him if he'd.
Speaker 6: Like to meet up while I'm there. I'm not sure
Speaker 6: how that will come off.
Speaker 10: I mean, we're not at the take a trip together
Speaker 10: stage of a relationship. So what do you think should
Speaker 10: I ask him to come and meet up with me?
Speaker 10: So we can kick it in Europe.
Speaker 2: Well, you just ask it your own question. So what
Speaker 2: you want us to do?
Speaker 7: You're not at the travel take a trip stay?
Speaker 2: So what you're finna make that the issue for us?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's only been a few weeks.
Speaker 2: Are gonna do it if you come over there? Yeah,
Speaker 2: they've heard even be thinking they've already take you. They
Speaker 2: don't listen to they know.
Speaker 10: Not that they rule, no motality, but they've been dating
Speaker 10: for a few weeks, just a few weeks.
Speaker 7: But you're not at the we should take a trip
Speaker 7: stage together. But I'm going on this trip, so I'm
Speaker 7: gonna ask you to take a trip.
Speaker 2: What y'all do? But you just said you need to
Speaker 2: take the trip stage going and asking, telling everything else.
Speaker 16: Going on, maybe not planning the trips together. It's like,
Speaker 16: I'm going to Europe, you want to come over here
Speaker 16: and we you said what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: She's not planning this bigger, No man getting on my
Speaker 7: trips over that ocean without So it's gonna be some guarantees.
Speaker 2: We're getting window shopping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing bout you crazy?
Speaker 6: All right, thank you.
Speaker 10: More to more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
Speaker 10: up at twenty minutes after the hour, right after this,
Speaker 10: you're listening.
Speaker 6: Hard morning show.
Speaker 10: All right, So, according to People magazine, listen to this story, guys,
Speaker 10: a California man who was staying at the Venetian Las
Speaker 10: Vegas says he found a scorpion hanging on his underwear
Speaker 10: after waking up to a feeling of somebody stabbing me
Speaker 10: in my private area.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said.
Speaker 10: The scorpion was under the cover and it was very painful.
Speaker 10: According to the Mayo Clinic, scorpions are generally more active
Speaker 10: at night. They usually won't sting unless provoked or attacked.
Speaker 10: Most stings occur when they're accidentally grabbed or stepped on,
Speaker 10: or bruised against the or brushed against the body. Scorpion
Speaker 10: stings are painful, but rarely life threatening. The man did
Speaker 10: file a medical report, and the Venetian Las Vegas said
Speaker 10: that they did follow proper protocol for this incident.
Speaker 3: Now, what was that?
Speaker 8: You just?
Speaker 2: What is proper?
Speaker 6: Curte to pain? To think about it?
Speaker 2: Tough about I'm going straight out that window. Dam I
Speaker 2: woke up with a scorpion hanging over my fin hold.
Speaker 2: Oh no, we do nobody move. Nobody moves?
Speaker 8: Are you screamers?
Speaker 7: I got scorpious stinging all in the pond with my
Speaker 7: head because you gonna get off me.
Speaker 2: You're not hanging on my drawers.
Speaker 7: We don't gonna take this thing in a few more places,
Speaker 7: but we're not getting hit in the crotch.
Speaker 10: No mo oh, coming up at thirty three minutes after
Speaker 10: the hour? Would play around it? Would you rather right
Speaker 10: after this.
Speaker 6: You're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show time now for a round of would you rather?
Speaker 10: Would you rather be eternally allergic to peanuts or eggs?
Speaker 10: Peanuts or eggs?
Speaker 2: Oh, peanuts, peanuts?
Speaker 10: Would you rather wake up in the middle of a
Speaker 10: good dream time or never be able to wake yourself
Speaker 10: up from a nightmare?
Speaker 2: Just in there, just stuck in there.
Speaker 7: Exactly.
Speaker 15: So yeah, me and me and me and haleye be
Speaker 15: walking down that aisle. Then I just wake up, I said, God,
Speaker 15: we were right there right and you need to wake up.
Speaker 10: Would you rather be able to speak to animals or
Speaker 10: speak a foreign language?
Speaker 2: Animals all over y'all so I can talk to the animals?
Speaker 15: What Adam giraffe running down the street all kind of stuff, boy,
Speaker 15: lions man.
Speaker 6: Steve, no foreign language. You travel a lot, you.
Speaker 7: Got to You've been aft and everything you gottak to
Speaker 7: be riding all you got, I go everywhere. I'll be
Speaker 7: sitting in the room home or what the hell? Nobody said?
Speaker 6: So you rather?
Speaker 13: So?
Speaker 6: They could be talking about you and you wouldn't even know.
Speaker 7: They've been talking about I don't give it. They talk
Speaker 7: about me on the internet. Hell, i'd be the right.
Speaker 2: English.
Speaker 6: Would you rather rewind.
Speaker 10: And correct your mistakes or fast forward to see the
Speaker 10: outcomes of your decisions?
Speaker 6: Interesting?
Speaker 10: Rewind and correct your mistakes or fast forward and see
Speaker 10: the outcomes of your decisions?
Speaker 6: Junior?
Speaker 7: Yeah? I go with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I fast forward the mistakes. I can't change that,
Speaker 2: I know, but you can?
Speaker 16: And this?
Speaker 6: Would you rather you can?
Speaker 15: Fat?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 6: You want to see the future?
Speaker 15: Okay, Yeah, my mistakes made me better. I'm fast for Wow,
Speaker 15: look at the growth of these two young men. Yes,
Speaker 15: it's so wonderful.
Speaker 13: Her.
Speaker 2: Come on, Steve, What about you though?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 7: No, I just good. If I can look into that future,
Speaker 7: I'll make some changes right now, right now. It ain't
Speaker 7: nothing I can do about the past. If if I
Speaker 7: could see, if I fixed the stuff I messed up
Speaker 7: in the past, yeah, I wouldn't have no kids.
Speaker 2: No kids no, oh gosh, you went that far all
Speaker 2: the way. What I mean is because you know I
Speaker 2: would have changed you know who I picked?
Speaker 7: Oh okay, but then it wouldn't have changed, all right, Hella,
Speaker 7: I was the one that was messed up.
Speaker 2: So what the hell?
Speaker 1: All right?
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Speaker 6: Morning show. Here we are, guys, last break of the
Speaker 6: day on this Wednesday, on.
Speaker 1: This hump day Thursday.
Speaker 2: Thursday, Yeah, Thursday.
Speaker 6: And I said Wednesday. I was like, hmmm, is it Wednesday?
Speaker 2: No, ma'am?
Speaker 6: Oh good, This week is going by fast.
Speaker 12: It is, it is.
Speaker 15: We're about to start March maddness. Man, it's about to
Speaker 15: jump off. All the fellas excited about Mark Maddens.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't. I don't really know who who the
Speaker 7: pool for right now. I just look at the brackets.
Speaker 7: I make educated guesses.
Speaker 2: Have you ever done the bracket? Have you all got
Speaker 2: close to getting some of it?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? One one year?
Speaker 7: One year, I just copied Barack Obama's president of Baracos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bracket, it did real well. He's into it. He
Speaker 2: loves comone basketball.
Speaker 6: Yeah I'm not, but I won.
Speaker 13: Pool.
Speaker 2: What office pool? You've been with us twenty some years?
Speaker 2: What offices you tell me?
Speaker 6: I've never I've worked with more people than just us.
Speaker 2: You have't been in no damn office, been no officer.
Speaker 6: Before this, we used to go to the office, guys,
Speaker 6: to offices.
Speaker 2: Win had no pool.
Speaker 6: If we don't know about the pool, you guys, I.
Speaker 2: Think you just sat down here and lied to about
Speaker 2: a foolish No.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not a liar. Are you saying I'm a liar?
Speaker 6: I'm not a liar before?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, you have you stop that.
Speaker 10: Yes, but that is not my I didn't say. I
Speaker 10: never I said I'm not a liar. That's not my character.
Speaker 3: And you know that.
Speaker 2: What's your what's your biggest lie, sir? My biggest life?
Speaker 7: Yeah it is stay out of this giving that no
Speaker 7: easy ass answer. I'm young, don't know how to stay
Speaker 7: out and nothing.
Speaker 2: I'm done.
Speaker 3: Shut up.
Speaker 10: I was sleep Sorry I missed your call. I was asleep,
Speaker 10: but I was really out.
Speaker 2: I ain't someone else for me.
Speaker 10: It was because I don't like to lie, and I'm
Speaker 10: not good at that. I'm not good at it at all.
Speaker 2: What was your biggest.
Speaker 7: Who?
Speaker 6: Oh see, what was your biggest lie? Have you told it?
Speaker 14: Yet?
Speaker 1: You got to do all that lies?
Speaker 6: Have you too much?
Speaker 3: Loud?
Speaker 8: Daily?
Speaker 2: I got shot in the Arizona comber in the hospital
Speaker 2: for seven day. That's why I couldn't call.
Speaker 6: For seven day Arizona. Why Arizona.
Speaker 2: I figured she was able to track that could check it.
Speaker 7: And this has before the internet, So this, this one was,
Speaker 7: this one held up pretty good for him.
Speaker 1: She believed you were shot and you were in a
Speaker 1: coma for seven day.
Speaker 7: Well what happened was when she doubled back on the
Speaker 7: store a while back, I got the state mixed up
Speaker 7: and I said, oh, kiss.
Speaker 2: A, well all you know, that was a pretty good
Speaker 2: one right there. Yeah you got something.
Speaker 6: Where were you for.
Speaker 2: Real over this old girl's house?
Speaker 3: Uh huh?
Speaker 7: When I was homeless, I told the girl of one term.
Speaker 7: She said, why don't you have a home? I said,
Speaker 7: they building it? You know I came back here yet, yeah,
Speaker 7: house like I couldn't move in yet.
Speaker 6: So that was a good one.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. Well, had some outstanding.
Speaker 6: Yourself and their effortless.
Speaker 7: They just yes, yes, but know how to do it
Speaker 7: very smooth flavor for sweet junior. Any questions, Yeah.
Speaker 2: When you're lying, do you do you even understand what's happening?
Speaker 2: When you lie? You looking dead and as you like,
Speaker 2: as you liked.
Speaker 12: And.
Speaker 1: You think you could pass upon?
Speaker 7: What do you want them to look at? You gotta
Speaker 7: look and taking the polygraph before passed. I've taken and
Speaker 7: passed and lit at the polygraph.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no way, those things are so accurate.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no no no, I'm telling you
Speaker 7: right now. That's why a lot of states don't allow
Speaker 7: polygraph as admissible in courtse because they have flaws in them.
Speaker 7: If you can, if you can maintain a level, if
Speaker 7: you can stay level while you're talking, don't let the
Speaker 7: emotion get in it, Okay, Like I give you an example.
Speaker 2: Ask me a question right now and watch.
Speaker 3: Me watch this way.
Speaker 6: What colored shirt do you have on?
Speaker 2: White?
Speaker 6: Because I see black clearly your shirt is black, Steve.
Speaker 2: It's white shirt. What's the sign? Well, you got bad headsets?
Speaker 2: You could have a bad that's all a part of it.
Speaker 1: Do you have a radio show? No you don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, before he didn't get under some pressure. I can
Speaker 2: put their hand on the Bible and set it right
Speaker 2: up there. That wasn't my Bible.
Speaker 1: Are you the host of family pew.
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 2: Not every day?
Speaker 6: What how old are you?
Speaker 2: Thirty six?
Speaker 6: We gotta go, li lie?
Speaker 2: Oh you gotta do is stay calm.
Speaker 6: Some people will kick us out.
Speaker 7: Hey, y'all, y'all have a great day. I could be
Speaker 7: lying about that, but I have a great day. Talk
Speaker 7: to God.
Speaker 2: He would absolutely love to hear from him. That's a fact.
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