Speaker 1: A pilot recently left the cockpit on a flight to
Speaker 1: Thailand to deliver a passenger in labor's baby. The co
Speaker 1: pilot took over the flying of the plane. We also
Speaker 1: have a staff member on the show who was out
Speaker 1: because his wife is about to give birth to their
Speaker 1: first child. So here's a question. If you were like
Speaker 1: stuck on an elevator, if you were on a flight,
Speaker 1: do you think you would be able to deliver a baby?
Speaker 2: Well, if I'm on an elevator, you know them panels
Speaker 2: in the top of the elevator going.
Speaker 3: Up through the top, and just get out. I just
Speaker 3: sit on top. I'm not going to be in here.
Speaker 1: Hey, push, push.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna nothing to you know, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to try to help you.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't be.
Speaker 3: Coming, baby coming. I'm gonna get up there.
Speaker 1: See, I don't believe that for one second.
Speaker 2: I do not.
Speaker 4: I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: I know you well, I don't.
Speaker 2: Believe that sorright, Well, I stand now. But what I do,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pressed. I'm gonna press that red button. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna open that door, the little dough, the little switch,
Speaker 2: and pull that fire switch. Okay, I'm gonna take my
Speaker 2: suit jacket off and put it behind her head so
Speaker 2: she would have.
Speaker 3: A little cushion in that corn. Yes, then you know
Speaker 3: I'm gonna like, I'm gonna put you.
Speaker 4: Into something up under her.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, you're gonna have to put something, but the
Speaker 1: baby coming.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not. I'm me personally. I can't touch
Speaker 3: her bottom.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 1: You can't do what you can do with that.
Speaker 3: I don't give that one.
Speaker 2: This is clinical, y'all ain't been sued before. No, you
Speaker 2: finna have this thing on this carpet, whatever you need.
Speaker 2: And I'm the other corner as far away as I.
Speaker 3: Can in the elevator.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be in the other corner. It's nothing
Speaker 2: I can do if.
Speaker 4: You take your pants off and put them under her.
Speaker 4: You got your jacket on the head, Could you take
Speaker 4: your pants off and put that under her body.
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there and this elevator when your dough open
Speaker 2: your short and I ain't got no damn pants.
Speaker 4: But really, she.
Speaker 3: Doesn't need anything. Do you want to go to.
Speaker 4: If you're gonna help that?
Speaker 1: Unbelieve that you could do what any other man or
Speaker 1: person would do. You can help her.
Speaker 4: But we don't know how to deliver a baby though
Speaker 4: we really?
Speaker 1: Who does? We don't either.
Speaker 4: All I've heard of.
Speaker 3: What would you do down there?
Speaker 1: And telling the push?
Speaker 4: Yeah that you gotta Yeah.
Speaker 3: You got nothing? Why I don't even know what I'm
Speaker 3: looking for?
Speaker 4: You got?
Speaker 2: You don't give instructions and you don't know what's happening.
Speaker 1: You guess it.
Speaker 2: You gotta look down there.
Speaker 4: This ain't what we do you, This ain't what we
Speaker 4: what we do either, but both had baby.
Speaker 1: Yes, if we were in an elevator, you wouldn't help us.
Speaker 4: Is that what you're to you? I'm gonna talk to you,
Speaker 4: but I'm not. I can't get.
Speaker 1: Breathe push Can you say that?
Speaker 4: Can you do that? Well? You know we gotta take.
Speaker 1: What Tommy?
Speaker 4: If you know you're supposed to do that? Well, I
Speaker 4: got to tell you. You know this one over here?
Speaker 2: Quick breathing, You tell me to breathe. Some of just
Speaker 2: gotta be automatic. Breathe, I breathing. Push and I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna say push either. Wait till this damn don't open
Speaker 2: you push nothing in the flowing here while I'm in.
Speaker 1: Would you get on your cell phone and call a
Speaker 1: doctor or nine one one, maybe they can talk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are so ridiculous. You're man, I'm trying to you.
Speaker 3: Don't you don't, can't. This baby started coming at wrong time,
Speaker 3: not the one, all right?
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