Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Broke and Jeffrey Podcast. And did you
Speaker 1: guys know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, UK, Netherlands, Italy.
Speaker 2: Jay.
Speaker 1: Wait, those actually all have super hot men, don't they Actually?
Speaker 1: If you're listening from their DM me after this, k
Speaker 1: after you hear the full shower. I'm just starting right now.
Speaker 3: It is time for us to honor our hero of
Speaker 3: the week. Yeah, we're going across the pond for this
Speaker 3: one to jolly old England town.
Speaker 4: Hellovna.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I feel like I'm there. And today's hero
Speaker 3: is thirty three year old Christina Ilko.
Speaker 1: Oh what did Christina do?
Speaker 3: She's a British scholar who loves medieval history, which is
Speaker 3: why Christina wanted to live her life just like people
Speaker 3: from the Middle Ages. So she rented a room inside
Speaker 3: an old castle out in the British countryside.
Speaker 5: All right, so far it sounds okay. If you get
Speaker 5: to the point where she throws her sewage.
Speaker 1: Out the window like a medieval times, I'm going to
Speaker 1: have an issue.
Speaker 3: Well, this place is old, you know, it's been around
Speaker 3: for centuries. Yeah, needs a little maintenance and upkeep. So
Speaker 3: a plumber was there working on her shower. We did
Speaker 3: get there, Okay, He forgot to mention he'd accidentally broken
Speaker 3: the lock on her bathroom door. No, so when Christina
Speaker 3: went to use the loo, as they say, she became
Speaker 3: trapped inside.
Speaker 1: Okay, I thought she couldn't lock it.
Speaker 3: No, she extra locked, extra locked, can't open it?
Speaker 1: Picture? Is this the story of Rapunzel?
Speaker 3: Young woman accidentally locks herself in a sixteenth century castle bathroom,
Speaker 3: no windows, She doesn't have her cell phone on her,
Speaker 3: the walls are too thick for anybody to hear.
Speaker 1: Her screams that going, girlfriends, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Brook, what do you do in that situation? Well, in
Speaker 3: a bottle?
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe you could break the door down with the
Speaker 5: lid to the toilet.
Speaker 3: She tried to break the door down by force, which
Speaker 3: only left her with bruises all over her shoulder and arms.
Speaker 3: So she started to wonder how long you can survive
Speaker 3: on just water inside the bathroom?
Speaker 1: Definitely drink the stuff from the tanke, you.
Speaker 3: Know, on the top or the sink.
Speaker 1: You know there's a sink in there and showers.
Speaker 3: But no, Brook goes right for the toilet.
Speaker 1: Her and a toilet.
Speaker 4: You gotta get to the upper deck first. Sorry, let's
Speaker 4: preak the toilet water.
Speaker 3: After sitting there for seven hours, Christina thought, I've tried
Speaker 3: brute force. Maybe I should try to magui for my
Speaker 3: way out Instead. You got a bobby pin, So she
Speaker 3: took out her eyeliner pen, hooked it through the sixteenth
Speaker 3: century keyhole, took a cotton swab, curled it to make
Speaker 3: it into a hook attached to the end of the pen,
Speaker 3: and use the two beauty items together to reach through
Speaker 3: the keyhole and down to the door latch to open
Speaker 3: it up from the outside. Christina said she never thought
Speaker 3: it would actually work, but felt exhilarated once she was
Speaker 3: finally free. So, scholar Christina is our hero of the week.
Speaker 1: Is she looking for a new apartment in more modern building?
Speaker 3: We'll just changed the law.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now let's move on and get into our shot collar
Speaker 3: question of the day, where digital Jake will mcgiv are
Speaker 3: a paper clip and a lithium cell phone battery into
Speaker 3: trivia questions.
Speaker 6: Take it away, Jake, Maybe not mcguiver, but mcguy her,
Speaker 6: Because when I look around this room, I see two strong,
Speaker 6: resilient women.
Speaker 4: Yes, damn give it up.
Speaker 3: Run for the women almost asleep over there.
Speaker 6: Women who won't let quote unquote traffic laws determine how
Speaker 6: fast or in which lanes they drive. Women who refuse
Speaker 6: to remember the names of sales team members who worked
Speaker 6: for them for the last.
Speaker 4: Fifteen years.
Speaker 7: You name.
Speaker 6: It's strong women like this that make us proud to
Speaker 6: celebrate March as Women's History Month.
Speaker 3: Standing up for the female gender.
Speaker 1: You did that right.
Speaker 6: Today, we're gonna celebrate the finer sex and all their
Speaker 6: incredible achievements and contributions to the world with a special
Speaker 6: Women's History edition of plenty of twenty. How it works,
Speaker 6: you give me number one through twenty. I'll give you
Speaker 6: the corresponding women's question for it. All you have to
Speaker 6: do is answer correctly to stay in the game. So
Speaker 6: let's start with the woman who refuses to let a
Speaker 6: recipe written on a box tell her how to make macaroni.
Speaker 3: And chess empty patriarchy. Let's start with Alexis.
Speaker 4: Give me number one.
Speaker 6: Through twenty, Alexis. Let's go five, number five, Alexis. Which
Speaker 6: famous music artist is known as the Queen of Soul?
Speaker 1: I don't know, you don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I can't think of it right now. Oh, I got it.
Speaker 4: I would assume I wouldn't say.
Speaker 1: I don't know the answer, but I'll just go the
Speaker 1: other queen, Queen Bay.
Speaker 6: But Alexis said Beyonce. That queen is incorrect.
Speaker 1: Some R E S P E C t.
Speaker 6: Alexis and her U Socks might have been the Queen
Speaker 6: of Soul s O L E. But the real Queen
Speaker 6: of Soul is Aretha Frankly. Yes, sorry, as you are
Speaker 6: off of the woman team going over.
Speaker 3: Now let's go to Brook.
Speaker 6: Okay, Brook, give me a number one through twenty.
Speaker 1: Please, let's go my number seventeen, Brook.
Speaker 6: One of the most popular board games of all time
Speaker 6: was created by a woman. Was it Scrabble, Monopoly or.
Speaker 1: Interest?
Speaker 3: Did you break this down, Brook?
Speaker 5: I don't think it was Monopoly, only because I don't
Speaker 5: think a woman would create a game that would tear
Speaker 5: families apart, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm torn between Scrabble.
Speaker 5: And Clue fifty to fifty chance, I'm gonna say scrabble.
Speaker 6: Yes, I like it, Brook said, Scrabble.
Speaker 8: That is.
Speaker 6: It was Monopoly created back in nineteen oh three by
Speaker 6: Lizzie Maggie shouldn't make any money off of it? And
Speaker 6: then a man remade the board and sold it to
Speaker 6: Parker Brothers from millions of dollars.
Speaker 5: No, you know what would have been a different story
Speaker 5: if it was Parker Sisters, It would have been a
Speaker 5: different story.
Speaker 3: Every time you pass go, you give a hug.
Speaker 6: So the two ladies are out the Woman's History Month.
Speaker 4: Ever, let's go to all right in solidarity. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: get this wrong for.
Speaker 3: The women Jose.
Speaker 6: In nineteen ninety two, a film came out called A
Speaker 6: League of Their Own about the All American Girls Pro
Speaker 6: baseball league set in the nineteen forties. It has a
Speaker 6: star studded cast with Geena Davis and Rosie O'Donnell in it,
Speaker 6: along with what mega popstar pop star?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so easy.
Speaker 3: So what pop star can you see playing baseball?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: It's so basy.
Speaker 9: So she's a pop star in real life? Oh my,
Speaker 9: but she's playing an actress in the movie.
Speaker 1: Okay, give up hints.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm trying to help him understand the question. You
Speaker 3: never know what I remember.
Speaker 4: It was good old Bette Middler, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Bette.
Speaker 6: Middler, it's incorrect.
Speaker 3: It was Madonna.
Speaker 5: She played opposite Rosie o'donnald her and Rosie were like
Speaker 5: best friends in it.
Speaker 4: Oh darn it.
Speaker 6: For the first time in the history of plenty of twenty,
Speaker 6: nobody got anything right. So simply by process of elimination, Jeffery,
Speaker 6: you've won this sw I'm.
Speaker 3: The champion of women's history.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey.
Speaker 5: It is such a sad state affairs. This is why
Speaker 5: we don't do any other history month because we're.
Speaker 3: So Now I get to choose who gets shocked. It's
Speaker 3: gotta go to one of the women, because they're the
Speaker 3: only ones who could do this the right way. That's
Speaker 3: why Brooke is gonna honor women everywhere by taking the
Speaker 3: shock while saying, man, I feel like a one.
Speaker 1: I'll do it because I love this song. Man, I
Speaker 1: feel like a woman.
Speaker 3: That was for women everywhere. It's your shock down question.
Speaker 7: Of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's weird to think, but we've all got secrets. Everybody. You,
Speaker 3: your friends, your dog, dog, even your sweet little old grandma.
Speaker 3: She's got her own skeletons in that closet. It's not
Speaker 3: Grandpa is hopefully you'd never think you never think your
Speaker 3: granny would be anything that juicy or salacious. Till one
Speaker 3: of our listeners came on and told us the shocking
Speaker 3: truth that she just found out about her grandma's pass
Speaker 3: whoa and the hilarious reason her grandma's never allowed behind
Speaker 3: the wheel of a car ever again. You're gonna hear
Speaker 3: it in a brand new mass speaker coming up. You
Speaker 3: hear me confession I can't take back el Arms Mouse
Speaker 3: speaker Sexan seventy five niney two says, my ex's credit
Speaker 3: card is still active on my Uber eats app. Oh
Speaker 3: and I thought hundreds of meals since we broke up.
Speaker 3: He's never noticed or said anything to me. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: keep on going.
Speaker 4: Yeah, amazing.
Speaker 1: Or he just thinks that it's like double the fees
Speaker 1: for himself, do you know.
Speaker 7: What I mean?
Speaker 1: He's like, oh man, I'm paid so much money.
Speaker 9: It's actually sad because there's so many fees that could
Speaker 9: be like plausible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, if he's buying you dinner all the time,
Speaker 3: like in a way, aren't you still kind of dating
Speaker 3: their way like extreme long distance dating?
Speaker 1: You and all the new men that you're dating on
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 3: We also do secret deliveries of your confessions out to
Speaker 3: the world with no fees by keeping you anonymous, right
Speaker 3: here on the Mass Speaker, and today's caller wants to
Speaker 3: use our services using the fake name Kate. So Kate,
Speaker 3: welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: Hi, thank you.
Speaker 5: Okay, I hope your order is extra spicy.
Speaker 3: We'll find out in just a second because the voice
Speaker 3: changer is on. You are the mass Speaker. Whenever you're ready,
Speaker 3: let's hear your confession.
Speaker 7: Awesome.
Speaker 10: So when I was growing up, my grandma notoriously didn't drive.
Speaker 10: Everyone was always picking up and taking her places.
Speaker 9: That's probably best for society.
Speaker 5: So, like we had a neighbor that literally she just
Speaker 5: never had her license, Like was it because of her
Speaker 5: age or because she never drove?
Speaker 7: She?
Speaker 11: I mean she was old.
Speaker 10: She was really old, super sharply.
Speaker 3: Or just like sharp physically, like yeah, very sharp nail.
Speaker 10: Exactly.
Speaker 3: But she seemed like she was actually in like good
Speaker 3: shape mentally and physically too.
Speaker 10: Yeah, And he seemed like the kind of person who
Speaker 10: would drive, you know what I mean now pussive.
Speaker 5: Or something interesting, not like an alexis yeah I'll drive.
Speaker 1: We don't want you to, ye, okay.
Speaker 10: But yeah, So we never really talked about it, and
Speaker 10: I actually never even just I never really thought much
Speaker 10: of it because it was just the way.
Speaker 3: It was a lot of grandma's like that, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 10: Well, one day when I was like thirteen, maybe I
Speaker 10: wanted to go to the store and no one in
Speaker 10: the house would take me, and I finally asked my grandma,
Speaker 10: and my cousin interrupted, saying, Grandma can't drive. But Grandma said, oh,
Speaker 10: you bet your sweets.
Speaker 2: I can drive.
Speaker 10: They just don't let me.
Speaker 3: Don't let me, grandma sounds Grandma, that's such a grandma
Speaker 3: thing to.
Speaker 1: Say, who wouldn't let her? The family?
Speaker 10: Well, I didn't understand what it meant, and I didn't ask.
Speaker 10: At the time, I didn't even ask. But years later,
Speaker 10: after my grandma had passed, I asked my mom and
Speaker 10: she explained that because I was like, was it my
Speaker 10: mom who was letter? Like, you know what is up?
Speaker 10: And she said no, that during Prohibition Grandma used to
Speaker 10: help bootleg illegal alcohol.
Speaker 11: For Moonshiner.
Speaker 10: Was yeah, she was like, drive it across state lines,
Speaker 10: and since she was a woman, no one really asked
Speaker 10: anything like it didn't arouse any suspicion.
Speaker 4: Eyes and flirt a little.
Speaker 1: Honestly, the mafia, the mafia was huge with that.
Speaker 4: It's not cool don't get involved in crime. But that's
Speaker 4: kind of good.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 3: Why are we all smiling talking about the mafia?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I mean it feels so bossed, doesn't it does?
Speaker 3: Did you ever suspect anything like that? Like looking at her,
Speaker 3: did it make sense?
Speaker 10: I mean she was sassy and quick and wouldn't take
Speaker 10: any you know.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, So she had a couple of guys thrown
Speaker 5: into the lake and some.
Speaker 3: So if she was such a good driver for them,
Speaker 3: how come she couldn't.
Speaker 10: Drive well When the Moonshiners like finally got busted and
Speaker 10: she was like wrapped up in it, her driver's license
Speaker 10: got suspended indefinitely.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they can keep records for that long day. Yeah.
Speaker 10: But much later in life, she was told.
Speaker 2: That she could petition to get her license.
Speaker 10: Reinstated, but it had to come with an admission of
Speaker 10: guilt and a written apology.
Speaker 1: Oh hell, no apologize.
Speaker 7: You know what?
Speaker 10: Yeah, my grandma told him to go to hell.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love her.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Ga, I bet she actually still drove and just the
Speaker 5: family never knew. She feels like a woman who doesn't
Speaker 5: care official license.
Speaker 3: I bet she's still alive right now, driving around the
Speaker 3: country secret one hundred.
Speaker 1: And forty years old.
Speaker 4: You're never going to get me comms.
Speaker 3: Wow, you must be uh, you must be kind of
Speaker 3: proud to have her as your grandma.
Speaker 10: Oh, I'm super proud to have her as my grandma.
Speaker 10: She's amazing. Yeah, I would love it. Maybe she is
Speaker 10: like one hundred and forty and driving around somewhere.
Speaker 2: And I love her.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 3: Let's all raise a glass of moonshine to Kate and
Speaker 3: her bootlegging grandma.
Speaker 1: Bye way, I've been storing this stuff at my desk
Speaker 1: for so long. None of you will drink it.
Speaker 3: Bust it out. We're doing it today one day.
Speaker 1: Yeah's some bathtub gin. Let's go good.
Speaker 3: All right, thank you Kate for that confession in texting
Speaker 3: seventy five nine two. If you have a confession that
Speaker 3: you've been holding onto or one that your illegal family
Speaker 3: member has been holding on to, we can hide your identity,
Speaker 3: mask your voice, and make you our next mass speaker.
Speaker 3: Your phone TAP's coming up right after.
Speaker 7: This brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Today's prank phone call was a little bit different than
Speaker 3: what we normally do because Brooke and I were supposed
Speaker 3: to battle it out as dueling customer service agents, both
Speaker 3: trying to help a woman with her shoe return issue.
Speaker 3: That's right, and before the call, we each secretly came
Speaker 3: up with ways to put the other one down in
Speaker 3: front of the woman to try and sabotage it, make
Speaker 3: it super uncomfortable. What Brooke didn't know, though, is our
Speaker 3: producer had a sound effect ready.
Speaker 1: I am still shocked.
Speaker 3: Had no idea the sound effect was gonna happen and
Speaker 3: completely catches her off guard phone a good point, loses it,
Speaker 3: and then I lose it because Brook loses that. You're
Speaker 3: gonna hear it problem, you lose it too in your
Speaker 3: brand new phone.
Speaker 7: Tap right now?
Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, my name is Betty Humpter, I'm calling from
Speaker 5: the close.
Speaker 1: Is this Louisa?
Speaker 3: This is she Hi, and my name is Willie Thacker.
Speaker 3: I'm also hi, Hi, how are you doing?
Speaker 1: Actually that was my turn. I beat you to it there,
Speaker 1: So that wasn't cute though, So you didn't.
Speaker 3: Let her answer my question.
Speaker 1: I don't really care what your question was.
Speaker 11: Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: What's on you?
Speaker 5: So we were both forwarded your complain email by our
Speaker 5: manager and we're both calling to assist you.
Speaker 3: It's right. I was going to say that, okay, but
Speaker 3: but I did.
Speaker 11: First, Why are there two people on the phone? I
Speaker 11: don't understand that.
Speaker 3: That's a great question, Louisa, really really well said. And
Speaker 3: the reason why it's both of us is because we're
Speaker 3: currently competing for the title of customer service Agent of
Speaker 3: the month, and so at the end of this call,
Speaker 3: you get to select who deserves the title plus a
Speaker 3: cash bonus, and who goes home with absolutely nothing.
Speaker 11: That sounds strange. I don't know why they would do that.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: Can I just take a moment with excuse me?
Speaker 3: Can you just shut your mouth for a second. Thank you, Betty,
Speaker 3: because I'm trying to explain we here. It's like to
Speaker 3: put the customer first, and that's why you get to
Speaker 3: choose who receives the bonus.
Speaker 1: Okay, Are you done now, mister Packer?
Speaker 3: You know, I don't think I love the tone that
Speaker 3: you called me with my last name there, but I'm
Speaker 3: going to be the gentleman in this case and let
Speaker 3: you speak. Go ahead.
Speaker 5: That's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's not all about you. It's about Louisa.
Speaker 5: You know, we saw your email that you got the
Speaker 5: shoes and they were the wrong size.
Speaker 1: So that can be.
Speaker 5: A really messy situation, just like someone I know who
Speaker 5: goes to the bathroom and then doesn't wash their hands afterwards.
Speaker 3: We're talking about the husband that left you, Betty. I
Speaker 3: feel like that's inappropriate to turning into this call.
Speaker 11: What is going on here? Hold on, I just couldn't
Speaker 11: get my shoes.
Speaker 1: Go there, Louisa. This is about you, and I agree.
Speaker 5: Tell how much you value good Unlike my co worker
Speaker 5: who refuses to tip the Jimmy Johns driver when he
Speaker 5: brings him his lunch.
Speaker 11: I don't know how that's relevant to my issue here.
Speaker 3: I agree with you there, Luisa. I think that was
Speaker 3: totally uncalled for. And I don't think i've mentioned Luisa
Speaker 3: you have such a lovely voice.
Speaker 1: Oh actually I tried to mention that, but then you
Speaker 1: cut me off.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you remember that talking to Louisa
Speaker 5: for here, Louisa, betiful boy.
Speaker 11: Thank you. That's nice. Okay, that's nice.
Speaker 3: Are you Are you perhaps a voice model? Do you
Speaker 3: think you could do? I think you could do commercials honestly, Okay,
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 11: Want to get my shoes.
Speaker 3: Exchange will handle the shoes. But just that voice, it
Speaker 3: could be your hidden talent, Like one of my coworkers
Speaker 3: hidden talents is eating while they're on the toilet. What
Speaker 3: I don't want to say who that is, but someone
Speaker 3: you might actually know, so my information.
Speaker 11: And it seems like you guys have an issue with
Speaker 11: each other.
Speaker 3: No, no, can I just talk to.
Speaker 11: One of you at a time, like, just one of you?
Speaker 5: That's what I'm here for because I am going to
Speaker 5: personally handle your rich her.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Betty, did you have to Betty that that
Speaker 3: was that? Wow? Did you really have to have that
Speaker 3: bean salad right before you came on the call?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 5: Thank goodness, Well I was a little hungry since the
Speaker 5: delivery guy won't come to work anymore.
Speaker 7: Things.
Speaker 3: You need to rethink a lot of those life decisions
Speaker 3: that you're making, Luisa, Why were you? I would take
Speaker 3: that too into account by the end.
Speaker 11: Okay, you're wasting a lot of time.
Speaker 5: Listen, we're gonna get this cleared up right now. We're
Speaker 5: going to be done with it. I am going to
Speaker 5: personally make sure that I'm going to personally make sure
Speaker 5: that that box is in my hands because I know
Speaker 5: a certain someone who apparently is adding suggestive photos into
Speaker 5: return shoe boxes and I'm just going to say they're
Speaker 5: not that impressive.
Speaker 3: Strange that she's going through the customer shoe boxes, that's
Speaker 3: a little bit on, Richard said.
Speaker 1: The stranger is the pictures that you're including.
Speaker 11: Stop both of you. Stop doing this. It's like I'm
Speaker 11: dealing with children or something. I'm just trying to exchange
Speaker 11: my shoes.
Speaker 3: I apologize, Luisa, You're right.
Speaker 1: No, I apologize, and I think you're even more right.
Speaker 9: Oh, Betty, extremely unprofessional, that is, he called, keep telling
Speaker 9: yourself to stop stop laughing.
Speaker 11: Why are you laughing?
Speaker 1: You just have to tell her.
Speaker 5: You have to tell her, no, tell her come.
Speaker 3: We wanted to make this go longer, but we have
Speaker 3: to just reveal we're doing a prank on you. Louise.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. We're radio show what it's.
Speaker 1: Brock and Jeffrey in the morning. We don't work for
Speaker 1: the shoe company.
Speaker 3: Clearly, your sister, your sister, Gianna set you up for
Speaker 3: a phone tap. She told us about the issues we're
Speaker 3: having returning your shoes.
Speaker 1: John did not tell me he was going to use
Speaker 1: that sound effect during the phone tap.
Speaker 11: Just so you know, that was awful.
Speaker 3: Yes, I agree, it was awful. And now you get
Speaker 3: to anymore, you get to decide who does the bonus.
Speaker 11: Go to at the end of the I'm gonna say
Speaker 11: it goes to me for putting up with all that crap.
Speaker 5: Oh, don't use that word please.
Speaker 7: Every Morning was fun Chaps weekday Mornings on the twenties,
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: In a couple of minutes, we're gonna do a brand
Speaker 3: new closure call here, which, if you haven't heard, is
Speaker 3: a segment where we help a listener send four questions
Speaker 3: to a previous friend or lover or someone they had
Speaker 3: a falling out with to get some answers so that
Speaker 3: they can finally move forward with their life.
Speaker 1: It's a really amazing segment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, at least that's the hope that we're gonna
Speaker 3: help them. But this may be the first time in
Speaker 3: the show's history the listener doesn't even want to hear
Speaker 3: all of the answers. After we read the first two.
Speaker 3: It was that shocking and surprising and embarrassing. All those emotions,
Speaker 3: plus a few more tossed in for the mix. You're
Speaker 3: gonna hear why when we do a brand new closure
Speaker 3: call right after this, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 3: and sometimes in order to move forward in life. Yeah,
Speaker 3: first you have to look backwards.
Speaker 1: That's true, Jeff.
Speaker 3: Kind of like a moonwalk in a way, I came back,
Speaker 3: but moving forward in a really cool Yeah. That's kind
Speaker 3: of the idea of this segment called Closure Calls, where
Speaker 3: if you haven't heard it before, we try to help
Speaker 3: a listener get some answers and hopefully peace of mind
Speaker 3: on an issue from their past that's been haunting them.
Speaker 1: Some of these get really deep too.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And recently one of our listeners asked for our
Speaker 3: assistance getting some closure.
Speaker 5: Her name is Jody, Keep wanting me to do the Hey,
Speaker 5: Jody wants to go full Michael Jackson today.
Speaker 3: So Jody, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jody, we're all so interested in what brought you here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's going on in your life that made you
Speaker 3: reach out to us?
Speaker 2: Okay, it's so strange. So my husband and I used
Speaker 2: to live in this amazing neighborhood. Absolutely loved it.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was everything and our next door neighbors, the Coopers,
Speaker 2: they were like our best friends, our families. We did
Speaker 2: everything together. We had birthdays, barbecues. You know, we watched you,
Speaker 2: so there's passively went on vacation.
Speaker 3: Everything broke. How jealous are you of those neighbors.
Speaker 5: No, I love my neighbors. I have the best neighbors, honestly, you.
Speaker 3: Name literally like have disputes with them all the time,
Speaker 3: trying to buy their property out from them.
Speaker 5: You're talking about the guy with the abandoned cars right
Speaker 5: next to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great too, Granola.
Speaker 4: She doesn't consider him a neighbor where she's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's right.
Speaker 7: I love that guy too.
Speaker 1: He's got two kids that live about an hour. You
Speaker 1: want to know more about him.
Speaker 3: No, neighbors, Let's focus more on Jody and her neighbors,
Speaker 3: the Coopers. It's nice to have a family next door
Speaker 3: to you that you actually like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but here's where the twist comes, and it's unfortunate.
Speaker 2: We basically our house burnt down.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we lost absolutely everything. It was horrible.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Wait was it the Coopers that did it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we're asking them why.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, they were like they were really supportive. Actually, they
Speaker 2: helped us get through all of it. They helped us
Speaker 2: put our life back together, but yeah, we couldn't afford
Speaker 2: to like stay and rebuild the house, so we were
Speaker 2: forced to move, which we really did not want to
Speaker 2: because again, just love where we lived.
Speaker 5: Do you build all those relationships for so long, dude,
Speaker 5: and all the memories and you know that's hard, that
Speaker 5: must be really hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awful. But we found a house like
Speaker 2: forty five minutes away from there, and you know, we
Speaker 2: had to do what we had to do. And we
Speaker 2: stayed in touch with them for a couple of months. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then one day they just stopped responding, like they
Speaker 2: wouldn't answer any of my phone calls, they stopped inviting us.
Speaker 1: Wait did their house burn down to Yeah, no, that's weird.
Speaker 4: Sorry, who's setting all the fires?
Speaker 3: Sorry? What were you saying? They stopped answering you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they stopped answering, like you know, I tried multiple times,
Speaker 2: no explanation at all, you know, just completely cut off
Speaker 2: communication and.
Speaker 5: Really for you and your husband, like they have zero contact.
Speaker 2: Yeah, zero, It's so strange.
Speaker 3: That is really weird. What was going through your mind
Speaker 3: when that started happening?
Speaker 2: I we did not know. We went over this so
Speaker 2: many times, and like I understand like we don't live
Speaker 2: next door to them anymore. But yeah, I mean, why
Speaker 2: why I completely cut us out, you know, like.
Speaker 1: And they're still living there in that same neighborhood and everything.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I was curious. I was like, well, maybe
Speaker 2: they moved, you know, like, yes, maybe something happened to them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I think a year and a half after, I
Speaker 2: decided to drive back, you know, to see if they
Speaker 2: even still live there. And I didn't ring the doorbell
Speaker 2: or anything, but their car was in the driveway.
Speaker 3: Okay, so they're still around in the same house at least,
Speaker 3: but for some reason, totally cut all communication with your family.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's so strange. And it's been over four years.
Speaker 2: And the thing is is that I still think about it,
Speaker 2: like I just wish we could get some of that
Speaker 2: old friendship that you know, Yeah, it would be really
Speaker 2: great to reconnect our children again and all that, but
Speaker 2: it's just something that like lingers in my mind.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Well, and like even for me, like I grew up
Speaker 5: in the same house my whole life, and our neighbors
Speaker 5: growing up are like second family.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, you guys can.
Speaker 3: Marry each other to but is there any like drama
Speaker 3: between your families in that time, something fight or maybe
Speaker 3: an affair that you had with someone casually drop that
Speaker 3: one like that. No, absolutely, okay, at least not that
Speaker 3: you're gonna admit to.
Speaker 5: Okay, do you think your kid may have done something?
Speaker 5: Like you know, because sometimes like if kids fight or
Speaker 5: it can cause parents to fight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like the kid'll be like, well my mom said this,
Speaker 4: and it's like playing tell the.
Speaker 2: Phone they I mean, sure, that's the possibility. It's one
Speaker 2: of those things where like we have as a family
Speaker 2: all sat down multiple times at dinner and talked about this,
Speaker 2: like he does anyone have any idea? Why is it happening?
Speaker 2: And everyone's like.
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, why do the Coopers hate you?
Speaker 9: I would say maybe they, And this is going to
Speaker 9: come out wrong, so I apologize. Maybe they think they're
Speaker 9: better than you, like we don't talk to them because
Speaker 9: they moved out.
Speaker 4: Of the neighborhood. But then I go, you know them
Speaker 4: for so long you would know if they were shallow white.
Speaker 5: See I was sitting in the opposite where maybe they're jealous.
Speaker 5: Maybe your new situation is that they may always wanted.
Speaker 4: Probably not about status. I mean they just moved.
Speaker 3: I know Brooke won't talk to us because of where
Speaker 3: we live. Sometimes we're not allowed over on her fancy island.
Speaker 3: But Joe, do you know how this works. You've already
Speaker 3: worked with our producer to come with the four questions,
Speaker 3: and we've told you. The coopers have responded, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: are you nervous about hearing from them? After how long
Speaker 3: has it been?
Speaker 2: Now it's been over four years.
Speaker 3: Wow, are you nervous?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm curious more than anything.
Speaker 5: It seems like this could be something resolved. I mean,
Speaker 5: maybe if they explain, then the you two can come
Speaker 5: to some understanding and rebuild this friendship.
Speaker 4: I agree with Brooke.
Speaker 9: I do think if it was one of the kids, especially,
Speaker 9: it's like yeah, no, no, no, a misunderstanding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just get rid of that kid and then everything's happen.
Speaker 3: So we're going to do it. We'll read the answers
Speaker 3: from your neighbors that ghosted your family five years ago
Speaker 3: when we do your closure call right after this just
Speaker 3: joining us. We're in the middle of a closure call,
Speaker 3: and it's an interesting one because I don't know if
Speaker 3: you've ever done anything quite like this before, with two
Speaker 3: sets of neighbors whose families were very close, and our listener, Jody,
Speaker 3: who's on the phone with us, is the mother of
Speaker 3: one family. Her house sadly burned down years ago, so
Speaker 3: they had.
Speaker 1: To move away, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Forty five minutes from where they originally lived. Shortly after
Speaker 3: they lost all contact with this other family who used
Speaker 3: to basically be their best friends.
Speaker 1: It's not like you've moved even to a different state.
Speaker 1: You're like forty five minutes. Wow, not that not that dramatic.
Speaker 9: So I don't know, i'd say when my parents only
Speaker 9: live forty five minutes away.
Speaker 4: I never saw it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's been very confusing for Jody because she
Speaker 3: doesn't know why they cut off all contact and want
Speaker 3: some closure, hence the term closure call. Yeah created wow
Speaker 3: for this joke, And Jody, I know you want to
Speaker 3: get to the answers. We're gonna get those in just
Speaker 3: a second.
Speaker 11: Brook.
Speaker 3: Do you have any final thoughts?
Speaker 1: No, I think it's just interesting.
Speaker 5: You know, you said these people were really there for
Speaker 5: you after your house fire, So I mean, I could
Speaker 5: see them turning their back on you if you needed help,
Speaker 5: but that that's not even the case here.
Speaker 1: You know, they they did that for you. It sounds like, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were great. So strange.
Speaker 3: Well, if your new house burns down, you can always
Speaker 3: live in the basement of Brooks Current.
Speaker 5: Oh sure, my husband works down there, so just don't mind, Tim,
Speaker 5: We'll always.
Speaker 3: Have a backup. Yeah, all right, So let's get to
Speaker 3: the first question. Okay, we wrote it's been almost five
Speaker 3: years since we spoke to each other.
Speaker 1: That's so long.
Speaker 3: And I've tried to text you and send you letters
Speaker 3: and birthday invites, but you never responded. Our friendship was
Speaker 3: so important to me. It makes me so sad that
Speaker 3: we don't speak anymore. Do you even still live at
Speaker 3: the same house?
Speaker 1: Wait, don't we know that because you did the secret
Speaker 1: drive by.
Speaker 2: I mean that was three years ago though, so I
Speaker 2: mean she could have moved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: So the coopers responded and they said, Hi, Jody, nice
Speaker 3: to hear from you. Yes, we're still at the same address.
Speaker 3: Kids are getting bigger, hope you were well Oh.
Speaker 2: Wow, okayh yeah, I don't know, feel good.
Speaker 5: It did feel like when you get the text, K
Speaker 5: that I felt the same.
Speaker 4: I'm just acknowledged, but I'm not really.
Speaker 3: How do you feel How do you feel about that answer.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's it doesn't really say much. I
Speaker 2: was saying I felt so sad that we weren't in
Speaker 2: touch anymore, and he gave me like a one sentence
Speaker 2: nothing response, you.
Speaker 3: Know, trying to blow you off.
Speaker 5: I like how you were saying you were so sad
Speaker 5: in the question and she's like glad you're well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, not much of a response on that
Speaker 3: first one, but a good thing we asked more questions.
Speaker 1: Because they did respond to the rest of the questions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and this isn't an auto reply. They're all different,
Speaker 3: just so you know.
Speaker 4: It so funny, just like she said, I am out
Speaker 4: of the office, right.
Speaker 5: Do we know who's actually writing us? Is it the
Speaker 5: other mother from the other family.
Speaker 3: I don't know. It doesn't say on it. Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: let's keep going to question two. Hopefully we'll get a
Speaker 3: little bit more clarification. We said, after being so close
Speaker 3: for so long, it's always been confusing to me why
Speaker 3: you stopped responding to us. I've spent nights trying to
Speaker 3: figure this out. I'm not sure if something happened or
Speaker 3: what changed. Is there a reason you cut us out?
Speaker 4: This is only the second question that's like the question
Speaker 4: in my head.
Speaker 2: I'm so interested to see how they're gonna respond.
Speaker 3: You know, this is a crux so of what we're
Speaker 3: trying to get to here, and you.
Speaker 5: And our producer wrote that question really well. I'm serious
Speaker 5: because he helps her with all of this. I think
Speaker 5: it's really well written.
Speaker 1: Yeah, way you left, guy, so.
Speaker 4: I thought you were making a joke.
Speaker 3: No, So let's get to the answer that they wrote back.
Speaker 3: For the reason that they cut you out, they wrote, well,
Speaker 3: it's pretty simple, Jody. Oh, we donated two thousand dollars
Speaker 3: to your family's go fundme with the expectation it would
Speaker 3: go towards building your life back, not building your chest size.
Speaker 3: Apparently one of the neighbors said, you got a breast
Speaker 3: enhancement after your house burned down. Plus your family took
Speaker 3: a trip to the Bahamas. So I think you could
Speaker 3: understand why we're not speaking dot dot dot.
Speaker 4: That looks so bad.
Speaker 2: Whoa, Oh, okay, look, this is what I can say
Speaker 2: about that. I was going through a lot at the time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and doing that made me feel better about myself and
Speaker 2: it did help me build my life back. It gave
Speaker 2: me confidence.
Speaker 5: You use the gofund me money to do a breast
Speaker 5: and it's.
Speaker 1: New monthly payments. Maybe she didn't do it all at once.
Speaker 4: I mean we did.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't really want to like get into this really
Speaker 2: like but.
Speaker 5: That's the whole it's the whole reason she's not talking
Speaker 5: to you.
Speaker 1: A trip to the Bahamas? Are we gonna ignore that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well you got to show off your new boots so much.
Speaker 1: It's cold out.
Speaker 3: The coopers are accusing you of taking the money that
Speaker 3: they gave you to like rebuild your new life in
Speaker 3: your new house for personal things.
Speaker 5: Well not just them my bed, I mean, if it's
Speaker 5: a GoFundMe, probably other people's money too.
Speaker 2: We used a majority of the go fundme to get
Speaker 2: our new house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would you use the insurance money to get a
Speaker 1: new house.
Speaker 11: That went into it?
Speaker 2: It was very expensive getting a new I mean we
Speaker 2: literally lost every single thing. Yeah, it's like we did
Speaker 2: deserve a trip to Like my kids were so devastated.
Speaker 3: If it makes you smile, it makes you happy, I
Speaker 3: guess it's worth building stuff.
Speaker 1: Ask after this because we had no idea.
Speaker 3: Running out of time, we need to move on to
Speaker 3: question three.
Speaker 2: You know what I honestly, don't think we need to.
Speaker 2: I think, like I'm thinking, Okay, I thought.
Speaker 4: The same Jeff. I was like, I don't know if
Speaker 4: we should be on the phone.
Speaker 3: Sorry, but this is how it works. We go through
Speaker 3: all four. So I'm just gonna go to the third question.
Speaker 3: Let's finish the segment. For everybody listening tuned in, it
Speaker 3: says question three. I'm not sure if you heard, but
Speaker 3: I left my nine to five job and I'm now
Speaker 3: working with a charity to help raise money to support
Speaker 3: teachers around the country. You've always been so generous. I'm
Speaker 3: hoping you'd consider contributing to.
Speaker 1: Question. Are you joking?
Speaker 3: Joy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that is my job now. And I didn't
Speaker 2: know that she was going to say what she just.
Speaker 1: Said, girl, Well you used fun raise.
Speaker 2: No, I was just trying to give them an update
Speaker 2: on my life and what I was doing, Okay.
Speaker 3: I mean, working with charity is a really good noble cause.
Speaker 3: If it actually does go to the charity.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's sending teachers to the Bahamas.
Speaker 4: The surgery.
Speaker 3: Well, let's hear what the Coopers wrote back to that
Speaker 3: ask for money for your charity. They said, as stated before,
Speaker 3: I hope you're well, yeah, but no, we will not
Speaker 3: be contributing to your quote charity or any future endeavors.
Speaker 3: Now we see why the first I hope you're well
Speaker 3: felt bad, and now I understand what you didn't want
Speaker 3: us to.
Speaker 1: Read questions for it, they put charity in quotes.
Speaker 2: Are we done yet?
Speaker 3: We're almost done. We have to do the fourth and
Speaker 3: final question that you sent to them. We do have to,
Speaker 3: we wrote, it's been way too long and we miss
Speaker 3: you guys so much. We'd love to get together sometime
Speaker 3: and reconnect the families after we know what we know.
Speaker 3: We said, do you think you'd be up for it?
Speaker 3: And the Coopers wrote back, as stated multiple times before,
Speaker 3: I hope you are well.
Speaker 4: This yeah, being left on red Thank you, Joe.
Speaker 3: Do you feel like you got some closure from that?
Speaker 2: I want to hang up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just I wouldn't try to hit up the Coopers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just make some new friends. Probably maybe no
Speaker 5: more funda while.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm sure they'd like to see a
Speaker 3: Christmas card of you and like what all that money
Speaker 3: went towards, So maybe that would be.
Speaker 2: Kind of nice.
Speaker 3: That's not buy but okay, I think that's funny anyway,
Speaker 3: Hopefully that helped. That's your closure call and Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: If you've ever been treated to a free ice cream party.
Speaker 3: If you've ever been treated to a free ice cream party,
Speaker 3: that's usually a good thing. You're on a cruise ship. Wait,
Speaker 3: no one worker shared the shocking reason that they throw them.
Speaker 3: Plus a foodie couple just invented the latest fast food
Speaker 3: hack that could save you ten dollars on a two
Speaker 3: person meal. Pretty good, but you sacrifice something I don't like. Oh, anyway,
Speaker 3: you'll hear what it is that's coming up in a
Speaker 3: brand new TikTok click shot. We'll do it right now.
Speaker 3: Do you hear the rumor McDonald's is launching a secret
Speaker 3: menu item, but you can't order it at the drive
Speaker 3: through window.
Speaker 4: No, I want to hear this.
Speaker 3: You need to walk around to the back door of
Speaker 3: the restaurant. It's knocked twice and whisper.
Speaker 12: I want a mouthful of TikTok click shot, and then.
Speaker 3: The slide something under the door you're supposed to eat. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: it's TikTok click shock. Well, we talk about the biggest
Speaker 3: tiktoks from the past week. Let's get right to your
Speaker 3: first TikTok click Shock, which is from a woman named
Speaker 3: Dara Star Tucker and she's a former cruise ship worker.
Speaker 3: Cool The recently had a clip that got over two
Speaker 3: point three million views where she talks about the real
Speaker 3: reason why sometimes in the middle of a cruise they'll
Speaker 3: throw an impromptu free ice cream party.
Speaker 1: Oh that is like.
Speaker 3: You'll hear an announcement, come on saying attention all passengers.
Speaker 3: At four PM, the crew will be hosting a free
Speaker 3: ice cream party, all you can eat.
Speaker 1: Then the whole cruise ship goes.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But here's what Dara says about it.
Speaker 12: Okay, if the crew suddenly makes a bunch of ice
Speaker 12: cream available to the passengers free ice cream party, it
Speaker 12: is often because more people have died on the ship
Speaker 12: than they have room for in the morgue.
Speaker 3: What I'm sorry, did you guys know about that?
Speaker 5: They get rid of the ice cream so they can
Speaker 5: put dead people in the freezer.
Speaker 7: The.
Speaker 3: Dead people. Exactly.
Speaker 1: No, Jeffrey, I can't believe it. I just don't want
Speaker 1: to believe it. That is sad.
Speaker 3: But Dara elaborates on why they have to do it
Speaker 3: that way.
Speaker 12: Maybe four to ten people die every cruise. There are
Speaker 12: a lot of older people on ships, and often people
Speaker 12: die on cruises. So four to ten people on a
Speaker 12: ship like ours that carried maybe twenty five hundred to
Speaker 12: three thousand passengers on a typical cruise. So the Morgue,
Speaker 12: I believe, they said held about seven people, and if
Speaker 12: more than seven people died on that particular ship, they
Speaker 12: would have to start moving bodies to the freezer, which
Speaker 12: meant they needed to make room in the freezer, so
Speaker 12: they would have to take out a lot of the
Speaker 12: ice cream.
Speaker 9: Now, yeah, but it was already common practice to have
Speaker 9: the ice cream with the dead boy.
Speaker 3: But now I'm skeptical of all those ice cream parties
Speaker 3: that they threw at my elementary school background. It was
Speaker 3: really going on for that.
Speaker 1: With apartment complexes, they always throw those.
Speaker 3: Sh what's really happening. So you know, if you're somebody
Speaker 3: who loves cruises and you hear that announcement, you know
Speaker 3: what's really going on, the go ahead.
Speaker 1: And eat it. Just tip a little bit out for
Speaker 1: your homie.
Speaker 3: That's a very shocking TikTok click shock. Let's get to your.
Speaker 8: Next TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3: And we've heard of companies offer a bunch of money
Speaker 3: for somebody to do some obscure, temporary job for that
Speaker 3: just so that they can go viral and have people
Speaker 3: talk about their business.
Speaker 1: I mean, it is amazing marketing when it happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like some streaming service. We'll say bingjar movies for
Speaker 3: ninety four straight hours and we'll pay you four grand
Speaker 3: to document your experience. Also, idiots like us in the media,
Speaker 3: we'll talk about it and give them free press.
Speaker 1: That's what we called filler content.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 3: Well, here comes some more. We're doing it again for
Speaker 3: a soda company I've never heard of before called Olliepop.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they're super popular probiotic soda and they're really colorful,
Speaker 5: like pink and red or green.
Speaker 4: It's like impossible Meet Jeff.
Speaker 3: Here's audio from their spokesperson talking about their brand new position.
Speaker 8: Ollipop is in search of a content creation duo for
Speaker 8: a brand new job posting senior soda consultant. You want
Speaker 8: to pay two creative best friends ten thousand dollars to
Speaker 8: create content for our upcoming Ollipop national tour. Basically, you'd
Speaker 8: get paid to potentially travel around the country with your
Speaker 8: close friend and create content sip on some soda and
Speaker 8: bring great energy, hotels, flights and expenses paid by us,
Speaker 8: of course, help us spread the love for Ollipop to
Speaker 8: these local communities through really authentic, energetic, fun storytelling content.
Speaker 3: That amazing, real quick, I just want to isolate a
Speaker 3: piece of audio from that and just play that again
Speaker 3: one more time.
Speaker 8: Basically, you'd get paid to potentially travel around the country
Speaker 8: with your close friend.
Speaker 3: Basically you'll get paid to potentially travel possibly APA. You
Speaker 3: ain't gonna travel nowhere, but basically, maybe conceivably, hopefully.
Speaker 1: It's a possibilitle to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, basically maybe. But the thing is, Ollipop used
Speaker 3: to have less than one hundred thousand followers on their
Speaker 3: social media. After this stunt, though, it's shot up to
Speaker 3: over four hundred k.
Speaker 5: Dude, I've seen I've seen big, huge displays of them
Speaker 5: grocery stores lately because.
Speaker 1: It's very it's healthier version.
Speaker 3: Of yeah, you're selling me less and less. Okay, that
Speaker 3: was a TikTok click shot, and your final TikTok click
Speaker 3: shot is from a cost conscience couple. Cost cautious, cost conscious,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: What, they should come up with a different label. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're cheap.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't want to spend a lot of money.
Speaker 3: They're at Nate and Sarah Heats and they've been posting
Speaker 3: clips about different ways to save money with inflation and
Speaker 3: everything that's been going on. You know, one of the
Speaker 3: clips just went viral, getting almost seven hundred thousand views.
Speaker 3: And if you've eaten at the fast food chain Five Guys,
Speaker 3: and you know that they have really tasty burgers, but
Speaker 3: they can be a little bit pricey. Yeah, yes, So
Speaker 3: Nate and Sarah claim that they've figured out a way
Speaker 3: to beat it.
Speaker 1: Got to get two burgers to the price of one
Speaker 1: at five Guys.
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Speaker 3: Plus, they have huge portions of fry, so when you
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Speaker 1: Two meals for less than half the price of buying
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Speaker 3: with an extra bun. Take it apart and make two
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I just gotta do that five times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why they got five dicey.
Speaker 3: Their top comment with over five thousand likes is that's
Speaker 3: a pretty genius hack, especially if your kid wants a
Speaker 3: plane burger with no top.
Speaker 1: I thought of a kid at those kid prices. We
Speaker 1: don't talk about them enough. For how much my kid
Speaker 1: actually eats of that stuff. There's so much money.
Speaker 3: Save a lot of money. I think there's something wrong though,
Speaker 3: with like taking a part of a hamburger.
Speaker 1: There's something more wrong.
Speaker 5: I was saying thirty dollars five guys, jeff but those
Speaker 5: are your TTOK shots.
Speaker 7: Story for the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start this game off with a little Hall
Speaker 3: and Oates.
Speaker 4: Oh because why not?
Speaker 3: You guys know the song private Eyes. They're watching you,
Speaker 3: very creepy song. You know, Brooke that every time that
Speaker 3: you play Natasha, she watches her records sync to all
Speaker 3: time lows because she is oh and nine against you.
Speaker 1: I thought she was going to be a fun moo.
Speaker 3: She told us not to talk about the past. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but that's not how Hall and Oates rolls.
Speaker 5: They and Jeffson, both of them, welcome back, Natasha. Thank
Speaker 5: you you're more of a Haul lady or an Oats lady.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I actually I couldn't tell those people apart.
Speaker 3: You know, let's get off of the Haul and Oats
Speaker 3: talk and let's just speak to Natasha like normal people.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're actually gonna go out into the hall right.
Speaker 3: Now, Natasha, how you doing today? As Brook leaves the room,
Speaker 3: I'm doing good. We're doing today. This is going to
Speaker 3: be the day that turns everything around for you. That's
Speaker 3: what I believe, Natasha.
Speaker 11: I think so too.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like assumes you're having a rough goal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not not just in this game, in your
Speaker 3: whole life. Everything is going to improve from here on out.
Speaker 11: I will take it.
Speaker 3: Okay, you remember this, everybody, all of Natasha's friends and
Speaker 3: family look at this moment as the moment that changed
Speaker 3: Natasha's life. Are you ready, Natasha?
Speaker 2: I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Good luck, not that you need it. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3: Actress Jenna Fisher celebrates a birthday today. She played Who
Speaker 3: on NBC's The Office what type of cracker calls itself
Speaker 3: the snack that smiles back? A goober is a tree
Speaker 3: of what coated in chocolate? What French word describes the
Speaker 3: person working at the front of a hotel once you're
Speaker 3: in custody. What is the name, specifically of the rights
Speaker 3: read to you by a police officer, Miranda? In what
Speaker 3: country did restaurants popularize the use of conveyor belts for food? Uh? Country?
Speaker 3: A pass exercise your pass option A lot on that, Natasha.
Speaker 3: I love that strategy. Well done and I see on
Speaker 3: my phone screen or here. Natasha works as a mail carrier.
Speaker 3: She says it's been really slow since the holiday season.
Speaker 3: Didn't even see much of an uptick during Valentine's Day?
Speaker 3: Did that bum you out in Natasha? Not having as
Speaker 3: much mail to deliver on Valentine's.
Speaker 2: Not at all? That just means I'm off earlier.
Speaker 3: Okay, because you do know tax season is almost here,
Speaker 3: so you're going to be really busy.
Speaker 5: Come from holloas to taxes, we are just covering it
Speaker 5: all the day, Jeffrey Hu.
Speaker 3: We're coming with the fire on today's show, Someone's.
Speaker 4: Like I came here to listen to Jack Harlowe.
Speaker 3: All right, let's put a Natasha on hold for a second,
Speaker 3: because it's brook turn. Are you ready? Good luck? Your
Speaker 3: time starts now. Actress Jenni Fisher celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 3: She played who on NBC's The Office. Dam What type
Speaker 3: of cracker calls itself the snack that smiles back?
Speaker 1: Goldfish?
Speaker 3: A goober is a treat of what coated in chocolate peanuts.
Speaker 3: What French word describes the person working at the front
Speaker 3: of a hotel once you're in custody? What is the
Speaker 3: specific name of the rights that are read to you
Speaker 3: by a police officers? In what country did restaurants popularize
Speaker 3: the use of conveyor belts for food?
Speaker 1: Interesting? In what country? I'm going to go? Japan?
Speaker 3: All right, answers are in. Let's head on over to
Speaker 3: the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 3: What you just said is one of the most insanely
Speaker 3: idiotic things I have ever heard.
Speaker 9: Oh, the whole thing is even better, Natasha, you got
Speaker 9: one correct, Oh, but you passed.
Speaker 4: You knew what you knew, and then you kept it
Speaker 4: moving and Brook, Yes, just crushed it. God's saying.
Speaker 7: You go.
Speaker 3: Natasha is in the rare double Digits, Lost Club for
Speaker 3: We'll send you like some station swag or something.
Speaker 4: It's like something.
Speaker 1: I mean the record actually sad you trash backs.
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers for everybody. Actress Jenni Fisher
Speaker 3: has a birthday today. She was Pam Beasley on the office,
Speaker 3: the receptionist or the office manager, playing on what season
Speaker 3: you tuned in? For the cracker that calls itself the
Speaker 3: snack that smiles back is goldfish because they all have
Speaker 3: little smiles on them. He is a nut coated in chocolate.
Speaker 3: We gave Brook peanut. The French word that describes a
Speaker 3: person who works at the front of a hotel is
Speaker 3: the concierge.
Speaker 4: I wanted to give extra for her accents.
Speaker 3: When you're putting the custody police read you your Miranda rights.
Speaker 3: In Japan is the country that popularized conveyor belts for
Speaker 3: food with their sushi Thank You So fun.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're going don't like sushi. I don't
Speaker 1: like sushi.
Speaker 3: That's good because we're not giving you any sushie today, Natasha.
Speaker 3: What we are giving you is a pair of Adam
Speaker 3: tickets to the new movie Arthur the King, based on
Speaker 3: the incredible true story. It follows a team and an
Speaker 3: incredible dog at the Adventure Racing World Championships in the
Speaker 3: Dominican Republic. It's in theaters Friday, March fifteenth, so you
Speaker 3: enjoy Awesome.
Speaker 11: I just want to say hello to my friend Samara.
Speaker 11: I told her I give her a shout out, and
Speaker 11: I got my call.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: I think she stopped listening after your score.
Speaker 3: Tamara doesn't want to be associated with you anymore. Natasha.
Speaker 3: We're gonna get you a win one of these days.
Speaker 3: Keep coming back one day. Yeah, we'll be back to
Speaker 3: the wind Brooks book, same time tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.