Speaker 1: Welcome the Guys We Find the Anti Slutshamings Podcast. I'm
Speaker 1: Christina Hutchings, I'm Karen Fisher, and I'm ya boy friends.
Speaker 2: We bring up to its flooding, your horning and your shame.
Speaker 2: Hey with what yes? Okay? Greetings buckers, where you been?
Speaker 2: How you doing?
Speaker 1: Did you drink enough water today? Welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: of Guys We Fucked. It's the Anti slut Jaman podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm Karen Fisher, I'm Christina Hutchinson. Welcome to the show.
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Speaker 1: today's subject line my boyfriend's neighbor.
Speaker 2: Keeps trying to fuck him.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, Hey ladies, I wrote in over the summer
Speaker 1: for the first time after listening for six years about
Speaker 1: how to end how to get the guy I was
Speaker 1: fucking to stop squatting in my house?
Speaker 3: Oh I remember?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that email too.
Speaker 1: I followed the advice, of course, and told him he
Speaker 1: needed to get his shit together and get out. He
Speaker 1: did and immediately found an apartment, a job, and went
Speaker 1: back to college.
Speaker 4: But there's a new book.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there always is. It's like he was capable of
Speaker 2: it the entire time.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, I say, sometimes if you don't
Speaker 1: set the boundary of making the person leave, if he's
Speaker 1: if he's getting a free place to say, why would
Speaker 1: he go unless he who in their right mind would
Speaker 1: just be like I guess I'm gonna get rid of
Speaker 1: this easy situation.
Speaker 2: I mean someone with dignity, but other than that, not sure.
Speaker 1: Who has dignity. Let's spread it onto the new issue.
Speaker 1: I started seeing my now boyfriend in August, shortly after
Speaker 1: I kicked squatter out.
Speaker 2: This is the first relationship. Oh that's great.
Speaker 1: You kick the squatter out, you make room for another guy,
Speaker 1: and then everybody wants to fuck theme.
Speaker 2: So that's why you're writing this again. Shortly after I
Speaker 2: kicked squatter out.
Speaker 1: This is the first relationship I've been in in four
Speaker 1: and a half years. We took things slow and dated
Speaker 1: for three months, then called it official in October.
Speaker 2: Everything has been amazing.
Speaker 1: He's sweet, kind and funny and loves me so loudly
Speaker 1: and that I've never experienced.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: He's always cooking me incredible meals and offering to take
Speaker 1: care of me my dog. He's a lot of work,
Speaker 1: he plans uscute dates and is the most caring, thoughtful
Speaker 1: man I've ever met. Not to mention, he's got a
Speaker 1: job yay, owns a house woohoo, has two dogs, and
Speaker 1: takes care of himself. He's an independent person, but also
Speaker 1: has a solid group of friends for a twenty eight
Speaker 1: year old man. He's taken me to events with his
Speaker 1: friends a few times, and they've all been welcoming. He
Speaker 1: has quite a few girlfriends, which I wasn't worried about.
Speaker 1: I have some close guy friends and he doesn't mind.
Speaker 1: But his neighbor has become a big problem. He's lived
Speaker 1: next to I'm gonna say her real name just in
Speaker 1: case she's listening and can get the message lout and clear.
Speaker 2: I'm not he's living. He's lived. Yeah, come on, he's
Speaker 2: lived next to Lisa. Ridiculous. I'm not doing your dirty
Speaker 2: business for you.
Speaker 1: Well, he's lived next to Lisa for about three year
Speaker 1: years now.
Speaker 2: I think she's between twenty eight and thirty two.
Speaker 1: I asked my boyfriend and he said he didn't actually
Speaker 1: know and didn't know what she does for work. Okay,
Speaker 1: they've been friends since he bought this house. They'll go
Speaker 1: see movies occasionally, or grab lunch, maybe smoke wheed on
Speaker 1: their patios, overall casual. We were eating dinner a couple
Speaker 1: months in and he was telling me something about her
Speaker 1: and I said, I'd love to meet her. She sounds cool,
Speaker 1: and his response was, I'm not sure she's ready to
Speaker 1: meet you. He then told me how when she met
Speaker 1: the girl he was dating over a year ago. Wait,
Speaker 1: he then told me about how when she met the
Speaker 1: girl he was dating over a year ago.
Speaker 2: Met her and that, yeah, I think this person be here.
Speaker 1: Okay, Lisa got incredibly jealous and stopped talking to him
Speaker 1: because she needed to reevaluate their relationship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's playing them. Lisa's playing the man in this situation.
Speaker 1: I asked him if they had previously hooked up or
Speaker 1: if he had liked her. He insisted they hadn't, and honestly,
Speaker 1: I believe him. He's given me no reason to not
Speaker 1: trust his word. I explained that if he's still uncomfortable
Speaker 1: meeting his if she's still comfortable meeting his new girlfriend
Speaker 1: after the first jealousy issue, then she still really likes him,
Speaker 1: and that's not a very good friend if her intentions
Speaker 1: of their friendship are different than his. He said he
Speaker 1: was very clear with her in previous jealousy situations that
Speaker 1: he was not into her like that and he only
Speaker 1: wanted to be friends. Why I need a new friend, though,
Speaker 1: I said it was fine that they stay friends. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: he could do whatever he wants, he's his own person
Speaker 1: and hang out, but he needed to be explicitly clear
Speaker 1: again with her about only being friends. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think that is explicitly clear. He was explicitly clear. He
Speaker 1: was super receptive and agreed he'd clarify with her. He
Speaker 1: hasn't mentioned hanging out with her since that conversation. About
Speaker 1: three weeks ago, I was watching his dogs for the
Speaker 1: weekend at his house, yes, and when I was walking out,
Speaker 1: she was walking up to her house. She made eye
Speaker 1: contact and immediately looked down. I introduced myself because it
Speaker 1: felt weirder to not say anything, and she said okay,
Speaker 1: then walked inside.
Speaker 2: Oh a little weird that she's immature as though. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's.
Speaker 1: Also weird that, like it's it's so obvious that, like
Speaker 1: you were talking about yeahs, you just said, no, what
Speaker 1: she looks like and went up to her.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I told my boyfriend this and he said she
Speaker 2: was just shy. Okay, maybe she is. She is shy.
Speaker 1: Then last week I was waiting outside for him and
Speaker 1: she walked out of her house. I waved at her.
Speaker 1: You don't got wave and she looked up and she
Speaker 1: looked me up and down. Also, and also, you don't
Speaker 1: put this in, but based on the letter, you waved contally,
Speaker 1: and you know you did.
Speaker 2: I know you did.
Speaker 1: You waved like a cunt. Yeah, come on, I know.
Speaker 1: Stop playing like you're only giving us the one side
Speaker 1: of the story. You waved like a cunt. You didn't go, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're pretending you're extending an olive branch. Was actually pissing
Speaker 1: on your boyfriend, And that's fine, but please tell me
Speaker 1: what you're actually doing. Then, when he walked out, he
Speaker 1: also he also waved at her, and she completely ignored him.
Speaker 1: He just shrugged it off. Last night, he left his phone.
Speaker 1: Oh no girl. Last night he left his phone open
Speaker 1: on the counter, and I saw that he was tech
Speaker 1: with her and she had sent him a really long message.
Speaker 1: I didn't read any of it, but the length of
Speaker 1: the message threw me off.
Speaker 2: You throw me off too.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should bring the topic back
Speaker 1: up or not, but this girl clearly has shown some
Speaker 1: weird obsession with him. She invited him to her family
Speaker 1: Christmas party, which he declined, going, it's not a weird obsession.
Speaker 1: She has a crush on him, that's not an obsession.
Speaker 1: We've all had a crush on someone like and we've
Speaker 1: all ignored that person's girlfriend for a second to continue
Speaker 1: the crush that we have. There, you go, so that happens.
Speaker 1: She brings some baked goods pretty consistently. They aren't good.
Speaker 2: You're being such a bet. I know. She even made
Speaker 2: him a little basket of stuff for Christmas. God, who's
Speaker 2: you me?
Speaker 1: I trust my boyfriend and that he's not doing anything
Speaker 1: he shouldn't, but I feel so uncomfortable with this girl,
Speaker 1: and I don't know what to do. Look, every woman knows,
Speaker 1: like every woman walking in the world, boyfriend, husband or single,
Speaker 1: has had guys act like this to them.
Speaker 2: And like it's innocent.
Speaker 1: It's just a crush and she's not giving it up
Speaker 1: because she just wants to entertain it, and he's not
Speaker 1: doing anything about it.
Speaker 2: Like this is he's acting like the woman in this Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like also part of this tactic is
Speaker 1: like she's seeing if she can break you and she's
Speaker 1: it's working.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's she can.
Speaker 1: What's gonna happen is you're you're gonna start annoying your
Speaker 1: boyfriend with your insecurities creating, and then she's she's there
Speaker 1: to She's.
Speaker 2: There to catch him Wheney falls.
Speaker 1: Oh, with those baskets actually a genius plan. Maybe she'll
Speaker 1: start making her bake goods taste delicious once that you're
Speaker 1: at you're taking the bait.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh. We communicate very well in our relationship, but I
Speaker 1: feel like she continues to overstep. Any advice would be appreciated,
Speaker 1: so I don't seem like a crazy girlfriend if I
Speaker 1: bring it up again. Don't bring it up again. Here's
Speaker 1: some quick pictures of him and me and of our dogs.
Speaker 1: Of course, quick follow up because I finally found her
Speaker 1: on Instagram and wanted to send pictures of her.
Speaker 2: You want to talk about an obsession, you're obsessed with her.
Speaker 1: You are, okay, I guess that's you. That's oh my god.
Speaker 1: Your boyfriend looks like the lead singer of Incubis. I
Speaker 1: mean it's like I can't really tell. He's super cute.
Speaker 1: Those dogs are great. And then this is Lisa, Oh Lisa.
Speaker 1: I think Lisa just has resting bitch face. You can't
Speaker 1: falter for that. It does seem like it seems like
Speaker 1: that on her Instagram.
Speaker 2: So like, I think she's awkward. She could be awkward,
Speaker 2: she could be shy. She has a crush on your boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Girl, you got good taste, okay, but you know, like
Speaker 1: you don't have to be the territorial aspect that you're
Speaker 1: demonstrating here. Yeah, when you said that you saw a
Speaker 1: very long text message from her to him, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: would have piqaud my curiosity. I wouldn't have read it either,
Speaker 1: but I would have been like, what's up? But that's
Speaker 1: about it, Like that's the only thing in here that
Speaker 1: I would like hook onto. I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: know what I'll do. Don't trust your boyfriend. You have
Speaker 1: to trust your boyfriend and just move on. Like, yes,
Speaker 1: this girl obviously has a crush on him and The
Speaker 1: thing is, it's like, I kind of feel bad for
Speaker 1: this girl because there's something about your boyfriend that, like,
Speaker 1: I do trust that he's not cheating on you and
Speaker 1: is not thinking of it. But when you exactly when
Speaker 1: you know someone has a crush on them, like to
Speaker 1: keep hanging out with the person is a little cruel
Speaker 1: when you have zero intention of dating them.
Speaker 2: Like it is nice.
Speaker 1: It just almost seems like your boyfriend needs like a
Speaker 1: little bit extra of a confidence boost and he's using
Speaker 1: this girl for that. There's absolutely no reason knowing someone
Speaker 1: has a big crush on you to go out to
Speaker 1: brunch with them one on one, to go to movies
Speaker 1: one on one.
Speaker 2: To go on these faux dates.
Speaker 1: Like honestly, as is every fucking situation that gets written
Speaker 1: into this show, it's women are fighting women when really
Speaker 1: the onus should be on the man. That's the template
Speaker 1: for I don't know, eighty five percent of the emails
Speaker 1: that we get on this for show, yeh heterosexually, especially
Speaker 1: if the neighbor was like weird to his previous Girlfriends's
Speaker 1: that's where you go, Okay, you like this, sir, And
Speaker 1: look what no one hates when somebody has a crush
Speaker 1: on them.
Speaker 2: We all love it. It's great.
Speaker 1: But like there's morals that have to be to have
Speaker 1: to be put into play. He needs to set the boundary,
Speaker 1: he needs to say it's obvious that I've said that
Speaker 1: we don't, I don't want to be more than friends.
Speaker 1: It's obvious that you still feel this way about me,
Speaker 1: and that's cool. Yeah, I just don't. It's I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm just leading you on with our one and
Speaker 1: one friendship. It's like, I'm happy to hang out with
Speaker 1: you in a group setting, but like the one on
Speaker 1: one is appropriate, inappropriate on his end, Yeah, as always,
Speaker 1: he's on a relationship.
Speaker 2: She's not doing anything wrong.
Speaker 1: Is it tacky that she's going for your boyfriend? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's tacky, one hundred percent. It's tacky, but it's fair.
Speaker 1: She definitely can play the game if she wants. She
Speaker 1: absolutely can, and she'd I'm sure she definitely has this
Speaker 1: iways here first mentality about it. Yeah, because she knew
Speaker 1: him before the first girlfriend, before before you writer, and
Speaker 1: then she you know, so maybe she There's some territories,
Speaker 1: but it's all it's all you ego, it's all you go, guys,
Speaker 1: check your you to go out the door.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he should stop fucking in out with her.
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Speaker 1: sherap He came into Perfectly Centered this weekend and he
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Speaker 2: Oh, that's so nice.
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Speaker 2: And then he bought the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool y.
Speaker 1: So anyway, final month at Perfectly Centered Source. So many
Speaker 1: uh wackos and buckers came in this weekend because I'm
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Speaker 1: Coming in and buying stuff, some stuff and then buying
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Speaker 2: And I know that you're using it as that, and
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Speaker 1: That's really cool. So I got to stop by. Actually
Speaker 1: are you there this week that's awesow because I'm into DC.
Speaker 1: This store is closed this weekend. But yeah, but other
Speaker 1: than that, yeah, come in and buy some stuff and
Speaker 1: I will sign whatever you want.
Speaker 2: For you, but you got to buy some stuff.
Speaker 1: Don't come into in and disrespect me like like that
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Speaker 1: and like I'm really I just I can't move all
Speaker 1: the stuff into a storage unit. I need to physically
Speaker 1: get rid of some of this stuff so perfectly centered store. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be closed this weekend because me and John
Speaker 1: are both on the road. But after that where we're
Speaker 1: open Wednesdays through Saturdays, twelve noon to five pm. And
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Speaker 1: March thirteenth, fourteen, fifteen, sixty sixteenth. I'm not there every day,
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Speaker 1: And of course listen to Without a Country podcast. Uh
Speaker 1: some really interesting. I mean Donald Trump's making sneakers now, I.
Speaker 2: Mean it's he's also killing in the primaries. He's killing me.
Speaker 2: I mean, like I really feel like he's gonna be president.
Speaker 2: I know it does seem like yeah to me, there's
Speaker 2: almost no doubt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do real dumb, but his dumbness, like he
Speaker 1: says things and then all those shows play clips.
Speaker 2: Of him, like he's kind of funny. Oh no, he
Speaker 2: is funny. I've been beaten down enough to go dah,
Speaker 2: the guy's funny.
Speaker 1: Well, because when everything, when everything in the world is
Speaker 1: in such shambles, you're like, it's kind of hilarious. This
Speaker 1: guy has such a good chance of being president. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: and is in just in court cases for him. It
Speaker 1: was just like, this is the movie that like like
Speaker 1: fucking greta girl, Judd appetete like a Christopher Guest movie.
Speaker 1: The world feels like a Christopher Guest movie, World's Most
Speaker 1: Unlikely President.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's write in a dog like the coy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: in a backpack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, I love Corgi's the very royal
Speaker 1: and regal.
Speaker 2: You did you want to?
Speaker 1: Oh no, if you have something to say, I learned
Speaker 1: this recently. Fifty years ago. Fifty years ago, women weren't
Speaker 1: allowed to legally sign their own mortgages.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I did not know that. That is mad,
Speaker 2: not that long ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm surprised why.
Speaker 4: I think I thought that it would have been.
Speaker 2: It was in the seventies, yeah, seventy four, seventy four.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just getting old.
Speaker 2: And then and now because I was reading this article about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your dad or your husband had to sign off
Speaker 1: on it, right, that's yeah, that's crazy. Well, even like
Speaker 1: when I had when I was my property, I remember,
Speaker 1: you know, I think I talked about on the show,
Speaker 1: like you have to like check off that you're single,
Speaker 1: which really should have no relationship to you buy your property.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and me and the female lawyer we had
Speaker 1: a little chuckle over it together. Yeah, I didn't know
Speaker 1: it was that. I didn't know it was like that.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. And then today I was reading an article
Speaker 1: about how eleven million women single women own homes nationwide,
Speaker 1: and a home ownership with single women versus single men
Speaker 1: in the United States is way higher with women.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Historically, as soon as women get get rights, we absolutely
Speaker 1: fucking annihilate them in the most positive ways. We just
Speaker 1: like we have so much political power as soon as
Speaker 1: we were giving it, like I mean just across the board,
Speaker 1: when we get an opportunity, we really seizes it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he sees the day. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also wanted to share a website called Let's talk
Speaker 1: about It dot com.
Speaker 2: Let's elat talk about it dot com.
Speaker 1: That website has a lot of resources for domestic abuse,
Speaker 1: so we get a lot of questions about domestic abuse
Speaker 1: safety plans, all these things.
Speaker 2: These things need to be done very delicately.
Speaker 1: A lot of times, you know, if you're with somebody
Speaker 1: and their partner who you're pretty sure hits the woman,
Speaker 1: and they're like, just he hit you and she says no,
Speaker 1: that's because if she said yes, she would get the
Speaker 1: shit kicked out of her later that night. So it's like,
Speaker 1: there's certain there's certain facets of a domestic abusive relations
Speaker 1: physically abusive relationship and emotionally abusive relationship that you have
Speaker 1: to kind of handle very carefully. And this is I
Speaker 1: just wanted to give this website out again. It's let's
Speaker 1: talk about it dot com. Yeah, because a lot of
Speaker 1: you guys write in and as like as the best
Speaker 1: friend and you're like, I gave him a piece of
Speaker 1: my mind and he's like, that's not bad. You're gonna
Speaker 1: get He's gonna give your friend a piece of his
Speaker 1: friend and then your your friend's also gonna get killed.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I love the uh the boss bitch attitude, but
Speaker 1: in domestic violence, it's not the correct approach unless you
Speaker 1: are like a professional shot putter or something.
Speaker 2: Okay, unless yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Like, yes, exactly, that's not a good approach, so stop
Speaker 1: doing that. On a more positive note, for my little
Speaker 1: anecdote for the week is I just this has been
Speaker 1: happening a lot with my straight, uh male friends, the
Speaker 1: you know, platonic friends. I know, we say that they
Speaker 1: can't be, but I do have a good deal of
Speaker 1: platonic male friends, and they there's been this theme lately
Speaker 1: of at the end of the night, them hugging me
Speaker 1: and telling me, telling me that they love me.
Speaker 2: This has been a new theme from people that like,
Speaker 2: from people that that I would not expect it from.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not even gonna name names because I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna out their vulnerability and they're gonna get
Speaker 1: weird about it. But like I was, it happened with
Speaker 1: two people that I was really really really astounded that
Speaker 1: they said that to me, that they initiated that I
Speaker 1: love you, and I felt like they really meant it
Speaker 1: and I was and they weren't even that drunk. And
Speaker 1: I mean, I was just so proud of my young
Speaker 1: these young men growing up.
Speaker 2: They're older than all of them.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was like, Wow, look at this vulnerable
Speaker 1: gents they are, you know, changing things are really happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Never even kiss either of them.
Speaker 1: Wow, nothing, nothing mildly inappropriate ever happened between either of us.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was really so so proud of them. Guys,
Speaker 1: you know it is possible. It can't happen, it is possible.
Speaker 1: So Michael, this is your last episode official times, it
Speaker 1: really is.
Speaker 2: Thank you for your service. Thank you so much, Mike.
Speaker 1: I wanted to give you the floor in case there's
Speaker 1: anything you want to promote one last time, say remarks
Speaker 1: you needed to get it?
Speaker 2: Do you need it? I don't know what you feel
Speaker 2: to open anything available?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need advice on something, or you want to
Speaker 1: throw something out there you want to promote.
Speaker 2: It's like back studit whatever.
Speaker 4: I would like to promote Slickback Studios.
Speaker 3: So thank you for much.
Speaker 4: Christina. Your show is obviously on the network.
Speaker 2: Yes, discovered a ghost the last.
Speaker 4: Year we did that was fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And now the crazy thing about now that we're collaborating
Speaker 4: on these quips through like slick Back Studios and you
Speaker 4: I get to see the people that are leaving comments
Speaker 4: on your videos. The quite strange.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, the bullying on Instagram is getting
Speaker 1: rapped up well, and I'm like.
Speaker 2: It's called you're aging.
Speaker 3: Oh is that what it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome to my world, Welcome to the other side
Speaker 1: of thirty five touch. I mean it's after the beast
Speaker 1: like a couple of like years, so I would say,
Speaker 1: but that's find weird. But it's so like childish and
Speaker 1: it's like, I, yes, I have a temper and it's
Speaker 1: easy to get like get me hooked and be like
Speaker 1: fuck you. But they're just they're not even like interesting comments.
Speaker 1: They're just they're just so dumb that I'm like, are
Speaker 1: you okay?
Speaker 2: Well no, they're not okay. It makes me laugh. They're
Speaker 2: very not okay.
Speaker 4: You also have the comments that come in from guys
Speaker 4: with like Mickey Mouse as their icon on Instagram that
Speaker 4: are like great feet or like you know, sexy great
Speaker 4: you know. So that's been fun. But yes, Slick Back Studios,
Speaker 4: we have a lot of great shows, including my personal podcast.
Speaker 4: A couple of listeners had reached out about kind of
Speaker 4: keeping up with me. Mike Coscarella Rules is my show, Like.
Speaker 2: How he had to get that in here?
Speaker 4: But you guys gave me the floor to promote. Please
Speaker 4: subscribe and rate and review and everything. That's where you
Speaker 4: can keep up with me. We'll be doing weekly shows there.
Speaker 4: But my my parting thoughts. I did actually have some
Speaker 4: some thoughts that I that came to mind knowing that
Speaker 4: this would be the last time I recorded. I obviously
Speaker 4: we've kind of done this before, but officially I want
Speaker 4: to thank you guys for bringing me along for this ride.
Speaker 4: It's really been awesome.
Speaker 2: Forward any of the better help invoices to us.
Speaker 1: I feel like we've you know, helped but also hurt relationships.
Speaker 4: It's been it's listen, it's it's Uh. I think that
Speaker 4: it's it's helped more than it's it's hurt, because I.
Speaker 2: Think that's a better help. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I like to think that when I have personal interactions
Speaker 4: with women and everything, I have the two of you
Speaker 4: guys kind of on my shoulders and on my in
Speaker 4: my head, and it helps me to make what I
Speaker 4: think is usually unless. But I appreciate that, Uh, you
Speaker 4: guys have put me in a position, I think, to
Speaker 4: live a better life as a as a man because
Speaker 4: I can go through life listening to women the way
Speaker 4: that I think that they want to be listened to,
Speaker 4: and I hope that I am actually practicing what I
Speaker 4: preached there. But so beyond the professional podcasting like experience
Speaker 4: that I've I've gotten to have with you guys, you
Speaker 4: really have that was very appreciate you and to the listeners.
Speaker 4: I just appreciate you guys accepting me and and seriously
Speaker 4: for two years.
Speaker 2: And he did. He accepted more than us.
Speaker 1: You know, I have many critiques on Mikey, but you
Speaker 1: got had a lot of stuff to say about me.
Speaker 4: I had a conversation with with an X over the summer, uh,
Speaker 4: and I found out that listeners were like, though I
Speaker 4: don't condone this because I think it's kind of like bad,
Speaker 4: I appreciate it. Listeners were like getting in her d
Speaker 4: MS and being like, oh my god, Like I can't
Speaker 4: believe you would break somebody as nice as Mike's heart.
Speaker 2: It kind of feels good.
Speaker 4: It kind of feels good.
Speaker 2: So better than trying to fuck her.
Speaker 4: Huh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, You've gotten a much better experiences from our show
Speaker 2: than we have.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I just I just feel like the listener has
Speaker 4: really embraced me, and that mental has meant a lot
Speaker 4: the entire time, and and you know, to to come
Speaker 4: into a you know, a show that's been going on
Speaker 4: for so long with two people that are so beloved,
Speaker 4: to to feel that warmth from the fans is awesome
Speaker 4: and pretty great. Yeah, I've appreciated every single one of
Speaker 4: you guys that anybody that's reached out and said a
Speaker 4: nice thing and about me moving on or even when
Speaker 4: I was on the show. It means a lot. And
Speaker 4: it's gonna be weird. It's a big change to not
Speaker 4: be with you guys in this capacity anymore. But you know,
Speaker 4: I appreciate thank.
Speaker 1: For second mic on my podcast because I'm like, this
Speaker 1: would be yeah, it's very sad.
Speaker 4: It would be sad to walk away from completely. But yeah,
Speaker 4: that's what this is all like a big satellite. Like
Speaker 4: I'm in the guys, we fucked world those forever, and
Speaker 4: you know, I'm happy about that. That means a lot
Speaker 4: to me. And and you know, I'm moving on with
Speaker 4: such a good feeling and and I'm glad for the
Speaker 4: I'm happy for the next stage of our relationships too.
Speaker 4: And I just you know, you.
Speaker 1: Know, like I feel like now they're every now and
Speaker 1: again on Instagram.
Speaker 4: But Now, I just feel like there's a different level
Speaker 4: because it's you know, when you when you're in a
Speaker 4: job for so long. I've always said this about to
Speaker 4: other people in media and stuff. When I was in radio,
Speaker 4: I think I picked this up. I started at the
Speaker 4: radio station as an intern, and I knew it's some
Speaker 4: point that I was going to have to move on
Speaker 4: to do something else because the people that had been
Speaker 4: in that building for so long and knew me when
Speaker 4: I came in as an intern, We're kind of always
Speaker 4: going to see me in some way as that kid, yeah,
Speaker 4: as a twenty year old, until you move on and
Speaker 4: you go away, and then you come back, and then
Speaker 4: you're a little more on the the you're viewed a
Speaker 4: little more as a peer. And not that I've never
Speaker 4: felt that you guys don't treat me that way, but
Speaker 4: I think moving into a different part of my career
Speaker 4: it changes the relationship in a way that I feel
Speaker 4: like it's it's like the advice that I feel like
Speaker 4: I can get from you guys comes from a bit
Speaker 4: of a different place because now we're on paths that
Speaker 4: are a little more parallel.
Speaker 2: Entrepreneursah, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: So obviously I'm following in your footsteps in a lot
Speaker 4: of ways, and obviously, like I've already come to you
Speaker 4: guys on for advice on some things. But I'm sure
Speaker 4: the next couple of years will absolutely.
Speaker 2: Yeah maybe, I'm sure it'll come normal again sometime. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you will. We'll see about that one day.
Speaker 4: But that's it. That's my party notes. It's all warmth
Speaker 4: on my end, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Just And you have a great roster, by the way,
Speaker 1: Congrats hats off to you forster earning that roster, because
Speaker 1: the comics that have podcasts on your network are heavy
Speaker 1: hitting killers truly.
Speaker 4: And a Riceman who's been on the show likes Burns
Speaker 4: Andrea and yeah, it's a lot of really good talent
Speaker 4: and hopefully that you know, we we continue to do
Speaker 4: more stuff.
Speaker 1: And we female because Mike creates a safe space in
Speaker 1: his slip back studio.
Speaker 4: I was talking to Freks who has also been on
Speaker 4: the show, and was was like, we were talking last
Speaker 4: week and she was like she she was like ribbing
Speaker 4: me about the like the diversity, and then she like
Speaker 4: thought about it for a second. She's like, actually, it's
Speaker 4: all women. I was like, it is, yeah, because I
Speaker 4: don't really know like you know, you know, no shade,
Speaker 4: it's something like a gas digital or whatever. But it's
Speaker 4: just not an environment that I feel like. I yeah,
Speaker 4: feel super comfortable.
Speaker 2: Feels comfortable environment create especially when I locked the door.
Speaker 1: Actually when I'm record next to get in but see
Speaker 1: you through the glass. You can't get in through the door. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, Michael. We're so excited to see
Speaker 1: where slick Back Studios goes and follow it on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Right is it?
Speaker 1: It's slip Back Studios, Underscore Studios.
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 1: I just I look down and there's a fucking ghost
Speaker 1: meter next they Yeah, I brought it to I brought
Speaker 1: it to Mike Studio. There's a ghost in the table
Speaker 1: in a cement table and the Princess Diana Princess nuts.
Speaker 2: Wow, And I was like, what the fuck is that? There?
Speaker 2: We go? What is that?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 2: We love you, Michael, thank you for We love you.
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Speaker 2: So happy to have you back.
Speaker 3: I have botox?
Speaker 2: What how could you admit that out loud in front
Speaker 2: of everyone?
Speaker 3: I want to start off, they get it off my chest.
Speaker 3: I've been holding this in. It was not discussed beforehand. Bowtox.
Speaker 1: Well, I like because you just you mentioned it casually,
Speaker 1: and I feel like what people are so weird about
Speaker 1: talking about enhancements, and especially men, we do see it.
Speaker 1: It's the one medical procedure that we see going wrong
Speaker 1: more often in men than women.
Speaker 2: Well, because there's just less research. It's the only form.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but correlative viill.
Speaker 2: Well, Oh is that how you get that? I thought
Speaker 2: that botox relaxed.
Speaker 3: That you could put them out here and then your
Speaker 3: eyebrows raise up or you can put it down.
Speaker 1: Johnny Resnick from Google Dolls, I actually cry about used
Speaker 1: to I want to oh hot, I mean like young
Speaker 1: Johnny Resnick looks like Matt Rife and know yeah he
Speaker 1: does he looks like but.
Speaker 3: It's not just like people. I almost wonder if like
Speaker 3: enhancements are I love never used that word, but you
Speaker 3: said it, so now I'm saying it because I don't
Speaker 3: know if that's the way we're supposed to say it.
Speaker 2: No, but just surgery.
Speaker 3: I feel like if you go too long without like, look,
Speaker 3: some people don't get it and some people do. But
Speaker 3: if you go too long without having anything done, and
Speaker 3: then one day you're like, give it to me all,
Speaker 3: then it's like you gotta.
Speaker 2: Get a forehead in yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: But Madonna, something happened and she looks very good as
Speaker 3: of late.
Speaker 1: You can undo it because, like to me, more we
Speaker 1: saw she went really unbelievable.
Speaker 2: There was oh, she did the stuff.
Speaker 1: She made one appearance when she got the you know,
Speaker 1: the buckle fat kind of removed too intensely, and then
Speaker 1: she went back to something else.
Speaker 2: And now it looks great. I love the buckle. I
Speaker 2: never heard of that until because its.
Speaker 1: A lot of this stuff dissolves within your face, so
Speaker 1: you know, you can look like trash for three months,
Speaker 1: but then you can fix it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I do. And I saw something online. I
Speaker 3: follow this like plastic Surge online.
Speaker 2: He has no hair.
Speaker 3: I forget his name, but he's great. He has alopecia,
Speaker 3: so like specific I thought it.
Speaker 2: Was his stance against the things that he's doing. He's like,
Speaker 2: you don't need to.
Speaker 3: He has okay, but correct but he uh, he'll look
Speaker 3: at like other people's youtubes. And this one girl a
Speaker 3: lot of women are talking about, like it's always the
Speaker 3: most gorgeous woman, size zero, perfect skain who's like, we
Speaker 3: have to stop doing this to ourselves.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're twenty, yeah, but ye shut the
Speaker 2: fuck up.
Speaker 3: I think I think people get plastic surgery and bow ta.
Speaker 3: I think it's just like, whatever makes you comfortable. We
Speaker 3: have one fucking life, and is some YouTube girl who's
Speaker 3: gorgeous going to tell you not to make your Now
Speaker 3: that there are people who get there like way too
Speaker 3: big of cheeks or jaws and stuff, and that's always
Speaker 3: fun for the rest of us.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is very fun for the rest of us. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also too, it's strategic, especially if you're the entertainment industry.
Speaker 1: You want to leg up get it if you can
Speaker 1: afford it good. Yeah, also, and make it feel good.
Speaker 1: I just you know, I just want a little.
Speaker 2: Bit yeah, I want to done that.
Speaker 3: Lips are tricky. They do a thing where they can
Speaker 3: cut the skin here and just actually physically.
Speaker 1: It doesn't like because I don't like the protruding because
Speaker 1: that distracts me. If I'm talking to you and I'm
Speaker 1: like no, yeah, yeah, yeah, it looks good in photos
Speaker 1: and videos, but in person, no, dice.
Speaker 3: Classic surgeon looks good in photos and videos and then
Speaker 3: in real are like, what's happening?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want that. I don't want that kind.
Speaker 2: Have you ever gotten anything where they actually had to
Speaker 2: cut your face? Oh?
Speaker 3: My hair surgery? Yeah, that was intense. I mean that's
Speaker 3: a ten hours is really painful.
Speaker 2: They numb you right.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, so I think some people have.
Speaker 1: Okay, set the record stream.
Speaker 3: I get bowtops now. I got my hair transplants here
Speaker 3: in New York, and I think depending on where what
Speaker 3: clinic you go to, they all do it a little differently.
Speaker 3: But mine, I don't remember any of the surgery. I've
Speaker 3: gotten it done twice now and I don't remember either.
Speaker 3: Certainly you out, you get Ambi and valume. Oh wow,
Speaker 3: so I don't remember them numbing me. I don't remember
Speaker 3: being flipped over. I don't remember a thing.
Speaker 2: Give you an ambient m Wait, what does that make
Speaker 2: you sleep?
Speaker 1: For?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I literally I wake up and I'm like,
Speaker 3: good and your hair, your hairline? Yeah, well I got
Speaker 3: I got my first hair surgery because I was really balding.
Speaker 3: I can send you the pictures if you want to
Speaker 3: post it.
Speaker 2: And yeah, just before I never I never knew you
Speaker 2: to have thinning hair.
Speaker 3: I was doing a comb hair. I'll show you.
Speaker 2: I hit the gap.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was basically doing a don't lay.
Speaker 1: On somebody's pillow after you put the power on, because
Speaker 1: then you're gonna get.
Speaker 3: All over the well, don't even get me started the
Speaker 3: amount of pillows I've had to wash for myself. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but yes I do. Okay, So this is where my
Speaker 3: hairline was before any any surgery at all. Oh okay,
Speaker 3: it went all the.
Speaker 2: Way back to little. Yeah, it was a like a horseshoe.
Speaker 3: It was kind of yeah rough, and that just was
Speaker 3: insecure and I was always liked the hair here was
Speaker 3: longer and I pull it forward and topics bray and
Speaker 3: hair expression she lacket. Yes, I just want to be
Speaker 3: so the first surgery they just kind of fix that.
Speaker 3: Then you have a postop a year later and I go,
Speaker 3: I know you're going to say no, but I said,
Speaker 3: I just want a lower hairline and more hair here,
Speaker 3: and he goes, we'll do it. I said, oh great,
Speaker 3: I said, also give me a beard. Okay, they added
Speaker 3: all this. I never had any of this, and this
Speaker 3: takes four day to recover. Done. How they have the beer,
Speaker 3: They take hair in a lab and then they use
Speaker 3: little gnomes no jockey. I love them. They are the
Speaker 3: fullest beer try to acquire. They take it from here,
Speaker 3: they take it under here, and then they put it here.
Speaker 3: But this hair falls out, like right now, I my
Speaker 3: hairline that they put in, which basically they gave me
Speaker 3: the Dominican and that all that hair falls out in
Speaker 3: like a month and it grows back before exactly what.
Speaker 2: It comes back and so it's growing back naturally.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like hair.
Speaker 2: This is okay, So they okay, give it.
Speaker 1: They take the follic lots and when they were uh
Speaker 1: like take the hair out, follicle comes with it and
Speaker 1: they implant the follicle.
Speaker 2: They have like a like a sewing machine.
Speaker 3: Like a seed exactly. Okay, So right now I'm spraying
Speaker 3: the topic. Spray what my hairline will be. So if
Speaker 3: you get real close, it's very drag queen esque happening.
Speaker 3: Right now.
Speaker 1: This is great look and then it's transplanted, will never
Speaker 1: fall out. That's also something I was told. So you're
Speaker 1: you're you're just gonna just start aging. But then the
Speaker 1: hair will just be forehead, but the forehead will be sharp, I.
Speaker 3: Said, because and this is one of my jokes, but
Speaker 3: it is a true story. My doctor asked me, is like,
Speaker 3: do you have any bading in your family? And I
Speaker 3: said no, he goes no. One said, knowing, what about
Speaker 3: your mom's dad, And I said, my mom's dad is
Speaker 3: a Mexican with a one inch forehead.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, so much hair.
Speaker 3: His hairline starts here. I don't know why no one
Speaker 3: else in my family's bald, but I was losing my
Speaker 3: hair rapidly.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's stressed, stress, living in the city, just all
Speaker 1: the all of it.
Speaker 3: All of it. But I've always I never had a
Speaker 3: great hairline. And my brother, my brother has the Mexican hair,
Speaker 3: like the thick, black, straight Mexican hair.
Speaker 2: I just don't have it.
Speaker 3: So anyways, now in April you'll see, but I give.
Speaker 1: Botox beautiful do we know, like the botox, like there's
Speaker 1: negative side effects that we know of yet. No, But
Speaker 1: I think it's been around for long enough now that
Speaker 1: we would know, right, Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's been around. My mom's been getting
Speaker 2: it for a while.
Speaker 1: She used to get it in her neck for for
Speaker 1: medical reason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've had my traps because they're so tight. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you too much, your head will.
Speaker 2: Fall over all right, Well, but I love it. You
Speaker 2: look great. Thanks guys. You're very handsome, you're very multi talented.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you. Wow, I should come back any more often.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like there's a stigma for men or
Speaker 1: in the gay community that like that exists with plastic surgery,
Speaker 1: because there definitely is.
Speaker 2: For the women.
Speaker 3: I honestly think it's any community. I mean, I also
Speaker 3: think that we're not realizing, but straight men are doing
Speaker 3: a lot. They may not call it the same thing,
Speaker 3: but they're doing a lot. Also implants, Yeah, that episode
Speaker 3: of True Life and MTV, you'll live with me forever.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget him. I'll never forget him. The cats
Speaker 2: weren't even that much better afterwards.
Speaker 1: A gnarly surgery for not for something that we're not
Speaker 1: looking at.
Speaker 3: And also to like the I think the end. I
Speaker 3: remember even being like thirteen and gay watching. He was
Speaker 3: like dancing in a club with glitter on his body.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is what you were looking forward,
Speaker 3: Like you needed the caves for this.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like, my life is complete. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I think you gotta get we gotta gotta circle back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get your friendships under your belt and then tell
Speaker 2: me how you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But I do think like all the men in Hollywood
Speaker 3: get plastic surgery. They're on some sort of peptide, or
Speaker 3: they're doing steroids the testosterone, or they getting hair transplant.
Speaker 3: I bet you ninety percent of the men we see
Speaker 3: in Hollywood have hair transplants. So I don't think it's
Speaker 3: a woman's game. I think that like everyone wants to
Speaker 3: look better in every community.
Speaker 2: It feels so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think I mean, yeah, gays are probably
Speaker 3: a little more open about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's try. I don't know why women hide it.
Speaker 1: Well, there's something that feels like and also with me,
Speaker 1: it feels like inherently like feminine to care about your looks.
Speaker 1: But one of my favorite Instagram accounts that I just
Speaker 1: started following. Is a woman who applies to pays to
Speaker 1: men and they look so good and.
Speaker 4: I didn't pick what can I.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no no, And so she hasn't heard the word.
Speaker 1: It's for people who can't, you know, I guess afford
Speaker 1: the actual hair transplant. It looks so good, so relaxing
Speaker 1: to go from fours to nine nine.
Speaker 2: They're hot.
Speaker 3: A good hairline is enough to like cure.
Speaker 2: Yes, my boyfriend. My boyfriend's hairline.
Speaker 1: After we got back from Turkey, I was like, God, damn,
Speaker 1: your face is hot before, but now it's hot right.
Speaker 1: And the thing with the with the two pays account
Speaker 1: is like it's all women watching the content and be
Speaker 1: like celebrating these guys for taking you know, for caring
Speaker 1: about their appearance. But when you see the kind of
Speaker 1: the women getting enhancements, it's just guys going like they
Speaker 1: didn't need to change that, this looks like shit, or
Speaker 1: women being like why are they doing that?
Speaker 2: It's it's so negative.
Speaker 3: Well, I will say like when I because my special
Speaker 3: hair plugs and Heartdake available on YouTube, but I talk
Speaker 3: I do fifteen minutes on my hair tran. I opened
Speaker 3: the show by saying I got hair transplants right, And
Speaker 3: so many men have reached out to me not only
Speaker 3: inquiring about hair transplants, but like thanking me. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: kind of like a mother.
Speaker 1: Tresa, but like an insecurity like that. It takes hearing
Speaker 1: somebody talk about it and not giving a shit.
Speaker 4: And I also think you said before when we talked
Speaker 4: about it, I was like, oh, you got plugs, Like
Speaker 4: it's not the eighties When I was a kid, hair
Speaker 4: planned like plug like.
Speaker 3: Ant legs sticking out of your So I.
Speaker 4: Don't know if a lot of straight men know that
Speaker 4: it can look like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When I was getting when I got my hair done
Speaker 3: the second time, I'd go, bet you can option out
Speaker 3: to like wash your hair at home, or they can.
Speaker 3: You can go there every day and they wash the
Speaker 3: hair for you for an extra charge. So I was like,
Speaker 3: I'll just have them do it for me because they
Speaker 3: apply all this stuff. So I'm like waiting for the
Speaker 3: woman Mona to wash my hair. And there was a
Speaker 3: wife sitting there and she was like her husband was
Speaker 3: coming out of surgeon. When he came out, like I
Speaker 3: was telling him, like you gotta have him sleep up,
Speaker 3: you gotta have him do this, you gotta do that,
Speaker 3: and he came out. He was just so straight about
Speaker 3: he was like, are you fucking hair not?
Speaker 2: He's like, damn.
Speaker 3: So straight men are proud of it. I do think
Speaker 3: like with social media and like kind of like everyone
Speaker 3: becoming a little more open, Like I think that we'd
Speaker 3: be more shocked at how how little shame there is
Speaker 3: talking about getting work done.
Speaker 2: People kind of use it as like a point of pride.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: Well. I also I've always felt for a long time,
Speaker 1: like with I guess mainly with straight men, like I've
Speaker 1: always wonder like, do.
Speaker 2: You guys ever does straight men feel sexy? Like when
Speaker 2: like you know women women and get yeah you do,
Speaker 2: that's right, you're a big.
Speaker 4: What do you all like firing when you're like when
Speaker 4: you're working out and eating right and like wells well,
Speaker 4: like it's like a clean shave or like when you're
Speaker 4: like really got it going, like for an event, a
Speaker 4: wedding or something like that.
Speaker 1: But women like well, like, as a woman, like I
Speaker 1: love leaning into like feeling sexy like all the time.
Speaker 2: It's so fun, and I'm like I want men to
Speaker 2: feel that way too.
Speaker 3: I think the expectations of men having to be sexy
Speaker 3: and women being sexy sexy historically are just very different there.
Speaker 3: So men probably innately just culturally aren't raised to think
Speaker 3: that they have to be presentable at all times, where
Speaker 3: women often do just historically speaking, so like if a
Speaker 3: man dresses up for like a wedding, everyone's like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, like we all have like idiots.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that expression, like you clean up nice. It
Speaker 4: means like usually you look like ship.
Speaker 2: But yeah, put like a super I hate when people
Speaker 2: so that's yeah, yeah clean.
Speaker 3: I mean I dress well, but on the occasion that
Speaker 3: I will put on something that's not a T shirt
Speaker 3: and jeans, people are like, you should do this more often,
Speaker 3: too much.
Speaker 1: But you're always wearing like the best T shirt and jeans.
Speaker 1: It's very you got your well, you're ripped your fucking
Speaker 1: like you got a face. The face.
Speaker 2: The face is well manicured.
Speaker 1: Wear tired today Today it might be tired, but tomorrow
Speaker 1: it's going to be fired up. Well, how feeling sexy?
Speaker 1: Like how do you This is feels like such a question,
Speaker 1: but like how do you feel sexy?
Speaker 3: How do you ever give it a blow job? By
Speaker 3: putting an ice cube on your tongue at.
Speaker 1: Par don't tell them, but how do you feel sexy
Speaker 1: outside of you know, like a relationship or outside of
Speaker 1: on stage?
Speaker 3: Because I'm very secure.
Speaker 2: Well, but you know what, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: I will say gay men have a lot in common
Speaker 3: with women in comedy, not to the extent of like
Speaker 3: can you wear a dress? Can you not? Are you're
Speaker 3: getting followed home? Who's trying to fuck you? But I'm
Speaker 3: just mean in terms of like the vulnerability, like the
Speaker 3: kind of you know, because homophobia really roots itself and misogyny.
Speaker 3: So being gay at all these open mics, it's like
Speaker 3: you're coming up against the same kind of criticisms because
Speaker 3: people don't want to hear it anyways. I'm not trying
Speaker 3: to say I'm the same thing as a woman in comedy.
Speaker 2: But no, no, I agree with what I say.
Speaker 3: I will say, like I really grew up. I was
Speaker 3: very skinny. Do you guys know what I used to
Speaker 3: look like? No, I'll show you. This is my favorite
Speaker 3: photo to show people. It is just the I love.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: There's nothing worse though than peakan in high school or something.
Speaker 3: You're like, I did not that was me?
Speaker 1: Whoa you look like it's aferent person, you look like
Speaker 1: a totally different person, so you know you're shined to
Speaker 1: kind of like your glove of your spirit.
Speaker 3: We never talk about body shaming for people who are
Speaker 3: too think because my whole life I was made fun
Speaker 3: of constantly for being way too skinny. All the guys
Speaker 3: would make fun of me for how I looked, just
Speaker 3: call me a faggot. But you know there's also that too.
Speaker 3: Its skinny, but like they're and I'm not saying I'm
Speaker 3: going through the same thing as someone who's who's overweight
Speaker 3: and made fun of for. But you're too skinny, and
Speaker 3: you know who wommen, Yes, So I didn't say more
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: I had a boss that was naturally very very thin,
Speaker 1: and like I worked with her both of her daughters
Speaker 1: who were naturally very thin, and she would I remember
Speaker 1: she would say to me, She's like, when you're like
Speaker 1: very thin, people do not mind coming up to you
Speaker 1: telling you that. She's like, if I was overweight, no
Speaker 1: one's gonna come to me and like put the sandwich
Speaker 1: down your fat fox, Like, but everybody comments on how
Speaker 1: thin I am.
Speaker 2: Everyone that's gross.
Speaker 3: And I've got most of my comments about how thin
Speaker 3: I was from women. They would come out I wish
Speaker 3: I had your legs. I'm like, well, do you think
Speaker 3: that's what I want to hear. I'm nineteen, just a
Speaker 3: fledging homosexual, just you know. But yeah, so I spent
Speaker 3: and to build up it spent. I have a highatabolism.
Speaker 3: I spent a long time, like figuring out the gym
Speaker 3: and figuring out how to go and do all that stuff.
Speaker 3: So now part of that's added to my confidence, but
Speaker 3: that part of me still lives inside getting called faggot
Speaker 3: one eyebrow Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: I wish I had the picture handy of my brows.
Speaker 1: My mom wax my mom wacks them off and they
Speaker 1: look like lightning bolts, like conflicting lightning bolts.
Speaker 2: For all of high.
Speaker 3: School, I had a lot of Puerto Rican friends and
Speaker 3: they would do my eyebrows. In college and I just
Speaker 3: I had women's Puerto Rican Chicago eyebrows in college. So
Speaker 3: you feel like I feel stand shade because it took
Speaker 3: me so long to overcome even performing for like all
Speaker 3: gay audiences, they're very tough, very smart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they I mean so many people.
Speaker 1: So many of my gay friends are like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: don't like gay comedians, and I go, Okay, I think they.
Speaker 3: Used to be more true, and I think, like I'm
Speaker 3: generally speaking here, but I felt that fifteen years ago
Speaker 3: when I started stand up, trying to perform for gay
Speaker 3: rooms a lot of times because gays weren't welcome to
Speaker 3: do stand up in the big circuit, right, But the
Speaker 3: attitude was sort of like we hear that said, brunch,
Speaker 3: where's Kathy Griffin? But yeah, I will say with the
Speaker 3: amount of queer comics coming up in social media that
Speaker 3: now everyone realizes that there's a place at the table.
Speaker 3: So I my shows, I mean, I've only been really
Speaker 3: selling tickets for the past two years of my career
Speaker 3: are predominantly gay men, and I think there's a big
Speaker 3: sigh of relief in the room that we can all
Speaker 3: enjoy stand up the way everybody else was. And then
Speaker 3: the gay comics, I just they were not available to
Speaker 3: Jim David and Mario Canton were not available to me
Speaker 3: as a sixteen year old.
Speaker 2: I have Margaret Show and Kathy Griffin.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I mean I think it's important with comedy
Speaker 1: you need someone who shares your perspective, like that's where
Speaker 1: the joke is, Like there's a million really successful comedians
Speaker 1: that I understand that they are funny, but they're not
Speaker 1: funny to me because I don't. I haven't lived the
Speaker 1: life that they've lived. Right, It's very important to have
Speaker 1: someone who shares your perspective.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's a lot of there's so many queer
Speaker 3: comics now who are like jess Tom, Joel Comb, Booster,
Speaker 3: Solomon Georgio, Jay Jurden, j Bry, Jessica person. Like the
Speaker 3: list just goes on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what else makes you? When else do you
Speaker 2: feel sexy? When I went in Fortnite?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: Oh I feel great? Really? Oh, you can't tell me
Speaker 2: I'm not you like, murdering makes you horny?
Speaker 3: So much murdering because like they kind of digitally disappear.
Speaker 3: Oh but I mean I am holding an AK forty
Speaker 3: you know, shooting people, right, But no, it's just so
Speaker 3: funny with your friends and kill people and win because
Speaker 3: there's one hundred people and you have to if you
Speaker 3: come down to the last team that won.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you survived a lot. I feel great
Speaker 2: and you feel sexy?
Speaker 3: Yeah sure? Yeah, But the older I get, the less sexy,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like I don't like I'm
Speaker 3: not feeling my oats in the mirror anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm like, i'd say it, yeah, right, yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I was thinking back fondly to the days where I
Speaker 1: would like when I was turned thirteen and I got
Speaker 1: tits and I would just walk around the mall by
Speaker 1: myself in the tightest clothing I could find, with my
Speaker 1: fucking CD player, my headphones, and just like I felt
Speaker 1: like such a hot bitch.
Speaker 2: It was it was you four how hot I felt.
Speaker 1: And I'm constantly trying to get back to that point.
Speaker 2: You don't have like mirror moments, so I always have
Speaker 2: her moments. Men look, so it makes I take my Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't take pictures like.
Speaker 3: Men, maybe my ass or something.
Speaker 2: I don't. Yeah, your body's fucking bumping and your face
Speaker 2: is hot.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I haven't I haven't looked in the
Speaker 3: mirror and a long I mean today here, and I
Speaker 3: thought I just felt like like Sideshow Bob and the Simpson's.
Speaker 1: Like or like Helga Bataki, that kid then she always
Speaker 1: punched Hey Ronold, oh my god. Yeah, that was the
Speaker 1: one show I just never got into. It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I like haronald Alt, oh, my god, it was so good. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we feel like, how about like like feeling sexy
Speaker 1: in relationships, like.
Speaker 3: Eating together?
Speaker 2: Really, I was like, I hate eating.
Speaker 1: That's one of my least favorite parts of a relationship
Speaker 1: is eating with someone else because I like to eat
Speaker 1: naked and be disgusting, really really get into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I want to be able to just do whatever.
Speaker 1: I want to be able to not worry about having
Speaker 1: food in my teeth or like, yeah, just really go
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 2: Everything muck bang style on the table, Like.
Speaker 3: I think if they don't snore, spooning can be really
Speaker 3: sexy for three minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then to readjust yeah, my neck
Speaker 2: always hurts a bob.
Speaker 3: The Drag Queen is a great joke where he's like,
Speaker 3: you know you're thirty whin He's like you literally no
Speaker 3: matter how you sit. Thirteen seconds later, like my back hurt. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean that's how it is.
Speaker 2: This is doesn't have a lot of long range. This position.
Speaker 3: No, I can't even lay down flat. Then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: my back feels tight and like, what's wrong falling apart?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: Also, you worked out a lot.
Speaker 1: I feel like when you work out at everything is
Speaker 1: just more sore all the time and makes noises.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's really tough beat at the gym
Speaker 3: all the time, having to eat zebra all the time. Wow,
Speaker 3: it's great. Actually, I was thinking out my friend Eric
Speaker 3: Anddino this past weekend in Detroit. We went to middle
Speaker 3: school together, and he's like six or five and he
Speaker 3: is the size of this room. He's so muscular that
Speaker 3: next to him, I just feel like a little too
Speaker 3: farm mouse and like and then you see like him
Speaker 3: doing like these squats, I'm like, oh, is that possible?
Speaker 3: Like some thatis is genetic, Like these big centaurs walking
Speaker 3: around the gym, it is, I think genetics.
Speaker 2: Like a viking energy. Yeah, you get really hooked in
Speaker 2: the gym. I think it's like too easy to get
Speaker 2: hooked on.
Speaker 1: When I started doing squats like weightlifting, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I should not be near gym because I would just
Speaker 1: want to do it all the time.
Speaker 3: I can, I say, I go to the gym all
Speaker 3: the time. I absolutely hate every time I go. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: the whole thing sucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to sit at home and vape
Speaker 3: and watch Pokemon news.
Speaker 2: Of course, Pokemon news.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a new Pokemon game probably coming out soon.
Speaker 3: They're going to redo Jodo, and I don't think it's
Speaker 3: going to be good Pokemon.
Speaker 2: What do you speak? Truth? Speak you truth? I know
Speaker 2: that speaker.
Speaker 3: I know the headquarters of game Freak are watching this show.
Speaker 2: Let me just surprised.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's some surprising celebrities that listen to the show.
Speaker 2: Let's see, let's see and boil. Oh, Corey, Corey, Corey Booker.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say Corey Matthews, now Harry Booker.
Speaker 2: We went ran into Corey Booker. See, I believe you listen?
Speaker 2: Does anymore.
Speaker 3: Streams a lot of what happened to Corey Booker?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: He does a lot of Instagram videos that are really
Speaker 1: beautiful and heartfelt.
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yah, I'm just done with it. I okay, there was
Speaker 3: It's beyond exhausting, and then they demand every year that
Speaker 3: it's oh beyond, But no, I love these Instagram accounts
Speaker 3: of like inspirational anything. This one guy, he's straight but
Speaker 3: looks like ten percent, so, you know, trying drum all in.
Speaker 3: And I think that he sets up a fake podcast.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's a real podcast happening. He's talking
Speaker 3: to no one. I've never seen the other person he
Speaker 3: talks to, and he's always like, that is the hardest
Speaker 3: decision that you're ever going to have to make in
Speaker 3: your life. And when he has to be there.
Speaker 4: That goes on what people fake podcasts for clips.
Speaker 3: There's a fake there's a guy this fake stand up. Yeah. Yes,
Speaker 3: they set up like a room like this. They put
Speaker 3: in the lights and they have someone panning and then
Speaker 3: he's talking and looking like this and then there's laughter.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what is this club?
Speaker 2: That's more work than doing actual sign.
Speaker 1: He's too scared go to pine box and summer like
Speaker 1: the rest of us.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I've seen people. I hate that and my
Speaker 3: husband loves it. Any inspirational anything like and there's like
Speaker 3: some sort of violent ship music in the background. That's
Speaker 3: the time we lose the most. It's the time we
Speaker 3: lose the most. And it's just someone I wouldn't trust
Speaker 3: with a plant, and like, I wouldn't trust you with anything.
Speaker 1: My favorite accounts are the ones about a specific personality
Speaker 1: disorder and the person only talks about that personality disorder
Speaker 1: and it's used as an excuse for everything.
Speaker 2: Because they're differing deeply from that personality.
Speaker 1: There like so many ADHD accounts that blame everything on ADHD,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, when I killed.
Speaker 3: My mother, I didn't realize it was because I'm ADHD.
Speaker 3: This is brought to you by better Help. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: Well now, Also, they like like to be an actual
Speaker 3: people have narcissistic qualities and tendencies. That is called being human.
Speaker 3: But there are people that are genuine narcissists. But it's
Speaker 3: such a small percentage of the populations.
Speaker 2: I don't even think I've actually ever met a narcissist. No,
Speaker 2: I don't think so either.
Speaker 3: I think I can think of one. And but these
Speaker 3: people who want to blame someone and being a narcissist, like,
Speaker 3: oh my ex is a.
Speaker 2: Narcissist possibility, no personal responsibility.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 2: You wanted to fuck a boat.
Speaker 3: But everyone's narist, I know every have you ever heard
Speaker 3: of a narcissist? Here are the qualities that you may
Speaker 3: be dating someone who may be a narcissist. Number one,
Speaker 3: they breathe like it's just so like it's me to me.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know how you feel about it.
Speaker 3: I hate astrology just out there, but with me, well,
Speaker 3: that's everything.
Speaker 1: Sometimes very very wary of it, but recently I've been
Speaker 1: you know, you know what the biggest thing for me
Speaker 1: is how much men hate it and make.
Speaker 2: Fun of it. I go, it must be true that.
Speaker 3: That's a good joke. Do you say that?
Speaker 1: In safe We I was working on it because that
Speaker 1: was my realization and a true realization right after it.
Speaker 1: And then just so many men, well anytime men continuously
Speaker 1: pot well, and he had a lot of domestic abuse jokes,
Speaker 1: and I mean the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: And to me, the criminal offense and the Matt Rife
Speaker 1: special is the twenty minute backpack story that has no ending.
Speaker 2: There's not what's ending when you got those anyway.
Speaker 3: I just I will say, I watch someone review Matt,
Speaker 3: because Matt's.
Speaker 2: Been going through it.
Speaker 3: I I wish they sold out shows that Radio City
Speaker 3: for him criticism And I don't think you're criticizing it.
Speaker 3: But I will say people were really digging to get
Speaker 3: mad at one point because they were like and making
Speaker 3: fun of astrology, where I'm like, hold up, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: domestic violence one.
Speaker 1: Thing, yeahytrology, it's to be made fun of astrology, even
Speaker 1: like you know, and I'm but.
Speaker 3: These people are getting offended by the things they like,
Speaker 3: not things that they genuinely are.
Speaker 2: Do you see what I'm saying, Oh, it'sous.
Speaker 3: And also you're right, like people are like I am
Speaker 3: a fucking pisces.
Speaker 1: Deal with it, like excuse, yeah, we're over here's what's
Speaker 1: happening in the world. With the world now, we're over
Speaker 1: identifying with that. Yes, we're over identifying with our sexuality,
Speaker 1: we're over identifying with our job.
Speaker 2: We're over identifying with the things we like.
Speaker 3: When we're saying that we're bored, because well, it doesn't
Speaker 3: leave room for where it's actually important. So there are
Speaker 3: people who are non binary or trans or gay or
Speaker 3: by but it's like so in terms of sexuality, I'm
Speaker 3: just saying, so there are plights for people who are saying, like, hey,
Speaker 3: we actually need to be heard, yeah, because there's problems.
Speaker 3: And then that gets over shunned by people taking the
Speaker 3: fact that they're a scorpio as serious as someone who's
Speaker 3: dealing with the fact that they're trans.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, And it's like yes, when there's violence being
Speaker 1: had or like bullying, it's like whoha, everybody, shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up, and we need to like recalibrate here. But
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, people wear identities as a badge.
Speaker 1: I read a book I forget which one was talking about, like,
Speaker 1: you can't be an activist if you're too emotionally involved
Speaker 1: in the thing that you're being an activist for, because
Speaker 1: then your confusing.
Speaker 2: It does, and I, yes, it does seem confusing.
Speaker 1: But he's basically like, if you like, you're taking it
Speaker 1: too personally, you have to have some separation between the
Speaker 1: well you do so that you can mindfully advocate for it.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, that goes with relationships too. You
Speaker 3: can't be too emotionally involved in your relationships.
Speaker 2: Honestly, Oh, preach, tell me more about this. You really can't.
Speaker 3: I mean no, we're all comedians. We all every comedian
Speaker 3: treats relationships the same way. I think how I don't know,
Speaker 3: we're all sort of like your material.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't come to close the Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah I like that. Yeah, I mean that's that's certainly
Speaker 1: what I do. I like attention, but not too much.
Speaker 2: I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: I only like attention when I like it, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't like it.
Speaker 2: All you don't want it. Yeah, it's like nails on
Speaker 2: a chalkboard.
Speaker 1: I really, I'm like when I'm on stage or when
Speaker 1: I'm along with my partner, other than that, like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want any of the people are saying partner
Speaker 1: now sometimes yeah, oh shit, we kind of stole that
Speaker 1: from I don't.
Speaker 3: I do not care because I always thought it was
Speaker 3: kind of like I remember, like my friends they were lesbians,
Speaker 3: and she's like, this is my partner.
Speaker 1: Must always be like yeah, like I would mainly hear it.
Speaker 3: And then I thought it was more like moving in
Speaker 3: the direction of like boyfriend girlfriend, And now all straight
Speaker 3: people were like, yeah, this is my partner because they're
Speaker 3: trying not to offend anyone by having sexual preference.
Speaker 2: I guess, oh no, it's not.
Speaker 1: I think it's also just like as you get older,
Speaker 1: just saying boyfriend sounds very jewvenile.
Speaker 2: I think that's more. That's New York.
Speaker 3: This is never never Land. Oh yeah, I've honestly, whatever
Speaker 3: age you moved to New York, that's the age you are.
Speaker 3: For the restaurant fiction.
Speaker 2: I started math where I moved to New York.
Speaker 3: Bob the Dragmen hasn't Sorry, Bob, I'm using all your jokes,
Speaker 3: Bob is a joke where he's like grown gay men
Speaker 3: in their pictures, like, I have a boy coming over tonight.
Speaker 3: He's like, you're fifty. Yeah, he's not a boy, he's
Speaker 3: forty six. Yeah, but it is. It's just like also
Speaker 3: the fact that like a lot of people have less
Speaker 3: kids here, there's a lot less like nothing more fun. Traditionally,
Speaker 3: we're just having a good time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have, we do have more fun. Well, speaking
Speaker 2: of boys, you married a boy, a man. You married
Speaker 2: a man. I married a man. You married a man.
Speaker 2: Since last time we had you on the show, the last.
Speaker 3: One was on this show. I think was like a
Speaker 3: while ten years ago.
Speaker 2: You were on the first episode.
Speaker 3: It was probably it was in your part, your part thirty.
Speaker 2: Fourth Yeah, yeah, on fourth Street. Yeah, that was a
Speaker 2: good one. Were we downstairs or upstairs?
Speaker 3: Downstairs?
Speaker 1: Oh okay yeah yeah yeah. So that was before o
Speaker 1: G Yeah, way back. Yeah, so that was before Plug
Speaker 1: moved out. Yep, yeah, that was a long time ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're yeah, So you got married and I went
Speaker 1: to your I went to your a little celebration.
Speaker 3: I tell you, when I saw you, I was so
Speaker 3: exhausted that I realized after you left, I didn't even
Speaker 3: give you a proper hug high and it's plagued me since.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, but I was so there was so
Speaker 3: much happening that at one point I just like kind
Speaker 3: of just sat there. I think I came up to
Speaker 3: say hi to Colin and I was like, I think
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna here.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because my cousins from Italy were there, and I
Speaker 3: was like, I'll just not move now.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it does seem like the most hiring day
Speaker 2: of one's life.
Speaker 6: No, we did.
Speaker 3: We did a city hall wedding, which is the closest
Speaker 3: you can get to getting married in jail.
Speaker 2: And because you.
Speaker 3: Show up, I mean most weddings you like walk through
Speaker 3: you know, lavender and flowers and doves going through a
Speaker 3: metal detector. That's so fun. And oh the number they
Speaker 3: gave us. And I'm not making this up for a joke.
Speaker 3: I swear to god, yes, they never think of us
Speaker 3: a sixty nine because it's like you're at a deli,
Speaker 3: you pull a number. Yeah, sixty nine. We haven't framed
Speaker 3: on our walk.
Speaker 2: Oh that's perfect.
Speaker 1: Did you get to pick the person that did somebody
Speaker 1: say something or you just got paperwork?
Speaker 3: We had a woman's So first of all, you sit
Speaker 3: down and you wait for you to be called like
Speaker 3: the DMV and when and when you're gay and you're
Speaker 3: number sixty nine, everyone's like are they kidding? And we
Speaker 3: go in so you can have two witnesses, and then
Speaker 3: the judge right, and then us. So it was Liz
Speaker 3: from the cellar, my mom, and then the judge one
Speaker 3: eater from the Bronx. We were probably her eighteenth wedding
Speaker 3: that day, and my mom on the phone on a
Speaker 3: zoom had all of Rodrigo's family from Mexico and none
Speaker 3: of them on you to themselves. Oh no, so the
Speaker 3: sound of our wedding, I mean it was the closest
Speaker 3: thing to be getting married in Arby's. But like the
Speaker 3: like our wedding was one need to being like Doyo, Matteo,
Speaker 3: take Rodrigo to take your lot a full wedded husband.
Speaker 3: And in the background is here I think, give me
Speaker 3: like so much sound?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: Uh, I would want people to like wheel me around
Speaker 1: like it's weekend of Bernie's at my wedding day because
Speaker 1: it's just so much there's so much stimulus.
Speaker 3: Well, we also get enough attention.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 3: I think that's usually when someone not in entertainment is
Speaker 3: getting married. That's a big event for them in the family,
Speaker 3: and they're nervous because they're not used to that kind
Speaker 3: of attention.
Speaker 2: I never thought about it.
Speaker 3: We're like it's enough, Yeah, yeah, it's enough that I
Speaker 3: don't even tell my birthday and like it's yeah enough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not even the.
Speaker 1: Kind of attention you like, because it's not for your
Speaker 1: like art or your talent. It's just for doing something
Speaker 1: that you know anyone can do it. So it feels
Speaker 1: like less special attention.
Speaker 3: You feel we didn't earn it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you love each other exactly, Like I didn't even
Speaker 2: do a trick?
Speaker 3: What is this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sometimes when I get on stage and the they won't
Speaker 3: stop clapping, I go, I haven't done anything yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I told it from Barbaris Streis.
Speaker 3: She did a concert and Central Park for two hundred
Speaker 3: thousand people in the sixties and they wouldn't stop clapping.
Speaker 3: She goes, I didn't do nothing yet.
Speaker 1: I love she's so sweet cut. I have like a
Speaker 1: list of like kind of Cosmo level questions.
Speaker 2: I'm ready to answer these.
Speaker 1: What's the behavior you used to do in relationships that
Speaker 1: you now realize it's toxic ooh, or you can pick
Speaker 1: one that you're still doing and you're not looking to check.
Speaker 3: That's a longer list. I think. I think, like I'm
Speaker 3: trying to think of my first relationship, second relationship. I
Speaker 3: think now I can be a little more vulnerable, you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. The first relationship, you're nervous. You're
Speaker 3: trying to put on this fantasy of who you think
Speaker 3: you should be for that person, and all you end
Speaker 3: up doing is upsetting yourself and resenting yourself, and then
Speaker 3: that turns into resenting them.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, so I bet you in this jail that
Speaker 2: you also put yourself in.
Speaker 3: That's right. Also then when they drink too much, So yeah,
Speaker 3: I would say that.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: It's very interesting too though, because I as being you know,
Speaker 1: in this profession, we were super vulnerable, but I also
Speaker 1: have trouble being vulnerable in relationships. Yet I'll, you know,
Speaker 1: talk about how the interior of my vagina looks no
Speaker 1: problem on stage on camera.
Speaker 2: What's what do you think about the reward?
Speaker 3: It's the risk reward, And so there's there's more risk
Speaker 3: in a relationship to be vulnerable with someone. And because
Speaker 3: we're always afraid of rejection, where when you're on stage
Speaker 3: you're like, well, I've got we're in charge. Yeah, there's
Speaker 3: not really a talk back unless they're Heckler's in Omaha, Nebraska,
Speaker 3: and they sit in the front row and they spend
Speaker 3: extra money just to talk the entire goddamn.
Speaker 2: Time, Higher time, come on.
Speaker 3: They finally got kicked out to each other and me.
Speaker 3: At one point I leaned down. There's like two thousand
Speaker 3: people and I'm like, Hi, I'm sorry, there is a
Speaker 3: show happening, and she goes I was saying, you're hot,
Speaker 3: and I said, well, I'll disappoint you later. And then
Speaker 3: they came and took her out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, well been at our comedy store show.
Speaker 1: Just had to put her foot.
Speaker 3: Is that not so disrespectful?
Speaker 1: That's been happening a lot relently didn't think it was.
Speaker 4: WHOA.
Speaker 2: We brought her on stage for a segment.
Speaker 1: WHOA, that looks like you had an exorcism?
Speaker 3: Did you swell too much? Come?
Speaker 2: I did? Yeah around stage and she was cool, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is confusing.
Speaker 1: Well, I think she also I think she's one of
Speaker 1: those people who test boundaries. Because I had to pretty
Speaker 1: sternly tell her that I wasn't fucking with her and
Speaker 1: to get the boots off the stage.
Speaker 2: She never got him off though, No, she ultimately did.
Speaker 3: Was kind of psychos testing boundaries at a show that's
Speaker 3: not yours, Like what kind of narcissist you have to be?
Speaker 2: She's definitely won that.
Speaker 3: Well, there are, because there are. Like, for example, one
Speaker 3: time I was at the Cellar, you know, at the
Speaker 3: like comedy clubs in New York. You're doing the same
Speaker 3: material every single night because you're working it out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So I was doing a show and some woman yelled,
Speaker 3: she goes, I heard this last night, do another joke.
Speaker 2: Oh, like you're a juke right.
Speaker 3: So then I said, I said, okay, everyone, let me
Speaker 3: just explain something. Everyone look at her. So everyone looked
Speaker 3: at I said, this is a narcissist. There's three hundred
Speaker 3: people in the room and this person decided to take
Speaker 3: it upon themselves to tell me what I have to do,
Speaker 3: and this is the show. So then I went in
Speaker 3: on her.
Speaker 2: That's great, but that is a narcissist. Yeah, yeah, you're
Speaker 2: not lucky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Heckler's just don't just don't heckle. Also, don't go
Speaker 1: to a comedy club, a comedy show and drugs like yeah,
Speaker 1: don't don't.
Speaker 2: Don't get drunk because that makes it fun for nobody.
Speaker 2: And I don't know what it is with people doing
Speaker 2: cocaine coming to comedy shows.
Speaker 3: Is that an issue?
Speaker 2: Well, it's got like on the road a lot of cocaine. Really, yes,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, r is it?
Speaker 3: I've never done it.
Speaker 1: I feel like people, I feel like there and all
Speaker 1: the more people want to play Russian Rolette. It's very weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm too, frair. The only drug I've ever done
Speaker 3: ever is molly twice. That's it.
Speaker 2: Really. I don't even do that any driving. That's what
Speaker 2: even for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: Mushrooms are not really.
Speaker 3: Too I know. I was talking to whom I talking
Speaker 3: to about mushrooms with someone's like, you should just try
Speaker 3: them like.
Speaker 2: A little bit.
Speaker 3: It'd be fun, we could, you know, Like, but I'd
Speaker 3: have to do it with like a group of people
Speaker 3: that I love and trust.
Speaker 1: Yes, But also, if you're feeling good about life, you
Speaker 1: don't need to do drug like you don't like people
Speaker 1: are like you gotta try this, you don't.
Speaker 4: But the things like I don't have.
Speaker 3: Time I barely have time to do laundry, don't I
Speaker 3: gonna have time to sit in the park for four
Speaker 3: hours and watch the trees melts.
Speaker 2: I agree with you. I agree.
Speaker 3: Also, I was thinking about this and I was saying, so,
Speaker 3: I have synesthesia. I don't know if you guys know
Speaker 3: what that is.
Speaker 2: You hear colors.
Speaker 3: I see color with numbers and letters like sometimes music,
Speaker 3: And so I think my brain is so like oddly
Speaker 3: like always kind of like there's like a secondary mushrooms, right,
Speaker 3: I have always on mushrooms.
Speaker 2: So when you you see color in what exactly in numbers.
Speaker 3: In numbers and letters like on air, it's like it
Speaker 3: goes white, purple, yellow, white, red.
Speaker 2: Whoa, Well, that's so cool? Is this that you realize that? Bicker? Yeah,
Speaker 2: when did you realize you had it?
Speaker 3: When I was sev eighteen? Because I mean I just
Speaker 3: always well, I mean I always thought that way, but
Speaker 3: you don't speak up about it. And then one day
Speaker 3: I was listening to music in uh school at essay,
Speaker 3: I see, I was painting, and I because this one
Speaker 3: song kept like bringing up all these different colors, and
Speaker 3: so I said at lunch, and like, you guys listen
Speaker 3: to music and you see color, and everyone looked at
Speaker 3: me like I was crazy, and my friend, uh, Ernest goes, oh,
Speaker 3: that's called synesthesia, mateo. And then I looked it up
Speaker 3: and then I took a part of this synesthesia test
Speaker 3: with researchers and I got a ninety nine percent.
Speaker 2: WHOA, I sailed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for just for color graph, I think, is what
Speaker 3: it's called.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 1: So your main so you experience it in that letters
Speaker 1: and numbers are colors, and music is colors.
Speaker 3: Some music, some instruments are brighter than others, for sure.
Speaker 2: Do you see the color with your eye or with
Speaker 2: your mind's eye?
Speaker 3: It's like here, like in front of you, Like I
Speaker 3: don't know how to describe it.
Speaker 2: Like colored glasses, you know when you were like orange sunglasses,
Speaker 2: like that kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Maybe, Okay, think of it like it's like looking at me,
Speaker 3: and then think of a really red tomato. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: so that's like the kind of closest I can like
Speaker 3: like picture it. But imagine that that happening and it
Speaker 3: has its own little atmosphere. Imagine that happening without even trying,
Speaker 3: like it just happens unprovoked reading WHOA, So it's like
Speaker 3: my name starts red and ends white.
Speaker 2: It feels very distracting.
Speaker 3: Well that's why adhd yes.
Speaker 1: Maybe not, but if you've always its like you've always
Speaker 1: had it. So it's just like a part of how.
Speaker 3: You think days of the weeks are colors cool and
Speaker 3: colors Monday Monday, Well, Monday's a red, but then Tuesday's
Speaker 3: like light blue, Wednesdays like dark purple, Thursday is dark orange,
Speaker 3: Friday's bright orange, Saturday is like a darker purple, Sunday
Speaker 3: is like a lighter purple cool.
Speaker 2: And this never changes.
Speaker 3: Okay, I was a kid because I remember asking my
Speaker 3: mom to play the orange song when I was little
Speaker 3: and it was Barbari Streis and it don't rein in
Speaker 3: my parade. And I still see the same colors to
Speaker 3: this day when I.
Speaker 2: Listen to That's interesting that it stays consistent for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really cool. And I've only met one other
Speaker 3: person that has it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never met anybody now.
Speaker 3: His name is Frank. We went to school together and
Speaker 3: we had a lot in common drawing musical.
Speaker 2: But do you think it's why you're so artistic? Because
Speaker 2: you're such a good drawer and animator. I'm sure it.
Speaker 3: Helps, but I think I just am artistic. But I
Speaker 3: think if you took it away from me, I'd be
Speaker 3: way more like observant of like what where it falls
Speaker 3: into place and how it affects my life.
Speaker 2: But it's so normal to me.
Speaker 3: The I'm like, okay, yeah, yeah, but I've met one
Speaker 3: other person that has its show.
Speaker 2: That's really cool. I see. These are good questions.
Speaker 1: What was the moment you just knew you had to
Speaker 1: break up with them in your last relationships, let's say,
Speaker 1: or like or like a major moment.
Speaker 3: I think when I think when your chest hurts just
Speaker 3: thinking about them being near them. Yeah, like that kind
Speaker 3: of like pain. Yeah, that was my last relationship. Yeah,
Speaker 3: where you're like, oh, that's not.
Speaker 2: One thing I realized.
Speaker 1: Uh, before I have sex with somebody that I'm about
Speaker 1: to like fall for, I get a very specific feeling,
Speaker 1: not in my vagina or anything like that, but like
Speaker 1: in my stomach, like below my belly button that I
Speaker 1: only ever get right before I have sex, or when
Speaker 1: I think about having sex with somebody I've never slept
Speaker 1: with before that I'm like, we are going to be
Speaker 1: together for a long time, or I'm just got very
Speaker 1: intense feelings for you.
Speaker 3: Your vagina has a sixth sense.
Speaker 2: It's it's not my vagina though, it's like my stomach, Like, no,
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 3: It's like we're really trying to make it.
Speaker 2: At your own.
Speaker 1: It's like a you know, like a pit in your stomach.
Speaker 1: It's like that, but it's very specific.
Speaker 3: I will say I had that with my last boyfriend
Speaker 3: and my current husband, where like you meet them and
Speaker 3: like you're just like, oh, this person's going to be my.
Speaker 2: Life for a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like so now I not it's there. I
Speaker 1: use it as a metal detectors, just like intuition. I yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess, but I only interested in when it comes
Speaker 1: here sure, right below my button, inside my stomach. And
Speaker 1: it's only when I think about sleeping with somebody that
Speaker 1: I have not slept with that I know what chakras,
Speaker 1: the sacral okay okay, l a, what chakra henry centers
Speaker 1: of the body, and they're really really I have this
Speaker 1: attitude about everything too, But I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: was like convinced, convinced a little bit more that this
Speaker 1: stuff has a more meaning.
Speaker 3: That we find. Well, that kind of stuff like your
Speaker 3: chakras are aligned. Even even if it's not science at
Speaker 3: least it's trying to explain to like balance your life.
Speaker 3: Like the messaging behind it is balance your life. I'm
Speaker 3: a Capricorn and I'm reading in the back of Star
Speaker 3: magazine what my Wednesday is going to be? Like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, getting it. Getting your horoscope in the
Speaker 2: back of a magazine is discussed.
Speaker 3: Oh, Star magazine by the Gatti mother. Oh she used
Speaker 3: to do it. Oh yeahs used to get start magazines.
Speaker 3: And I take a black front marker and make everyone's
Speaker 3: face Michael Jackson, That's how I spent my childhood. How
Speaker 3: was yours?
Speaker 2: A lot of tears? Very beautiful? Let's see, I have
Speaker 2: a couple here, have you out? Well?
Speaker 1: This may be more personal, ques like, have you ever
Speaker 1: had a spark die in a relationship and you revived it? Mm?
Speaker 3: Can friendships count?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean in a relationships usually when the spark dies,
Speaker 3: everyone kind of like packs their bags, right. I like
Speaker 3: my last boyfriend, there was a huge spark in the
Speaker 3: beginning and it was just so intense and then like
Speaker 3: I never I think I was like almost like a
Speaker 3: heron attic, like chasing that high.
Speaker 2: I couldn't quite get back.
Speaker 1: To it only sexual or it was just like an
Speaker 1: all all, all in all encapsulating.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you still talk to the person you had
Speaker 2: the best sex with? I do not.
Speaker 3: Well. Yeah, and if he didn't do laundry, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be furious.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm see in this situation because he's got to
Speaker 3: just thick Spanish. Actually, right, right, right right, mex.
Speaker 1: You did marry the person that you've had the best
Speaker 1: sex with. I feel like that's actually really rare.
Speaker 2: That's rare.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know, wow, because.
Speaker 1: Usually when you have the best sex ever with somebody,
Speaker 1: you're like, this is way too toxic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I do understand that sentiment deeply.
Speaker 6: How long? Wait?
Speaker 1: How long were you dating before you got engaged slash married?
Speaker 3: We started talking end of February and by that by
Speaker 3: August got married.
Speaker 2: Wow lesbian speed?
Speaker 3: Yes, you know, my wife and I like to make
Speaker 3: her own water.
Speaker 2: Wait, what was it like? What you always move fast
Speaker 2: in relationships?
Speaker 6: I go to bed at five pm because I have
Speaker 6: six cats, take care of Jules, Sydney, Tracy, Tracy, Katie Lane,
Speaker 6: Melissa cats, and we wake up at threem to feed
Speaker 6: the chickens.
Speaker 2: What's a non sexual thing that turns you on?
Speaker 3: A non sexual thing that turns me on? Maybe just
Speaker 3: someone's walk. M Yeah, have you got like a confident walk?
Speaker 3: My Chicagoy accident, You've a confident I remember watching hollow
Speaker 3: Man years ago, which is an awful film starting Kevin Bacon.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, hollow Man. Awful, awful, awful, but good,
Speaker 2: but like a good awful you know.
Speaker 3: Kevin Bacon was walking, said I've always liked his walk,
Speaker 3: and I thought, so Now. I always like, in my head,
Speaker 3: I didn't really have a good walk, have you I'll
Speaker 3: have a good walk.
Speaker 2: I don't. I've never had a good walk in my life.
Speaker 1: When I have a good walk, I feel like I
Speaker 1: lock into it and I'm like, oh, oh oh, yes you.
Speaker 3: Did you learn it at the mall when you first
Speaker 3: got your breast?
Speaker 1: Honestly, yes, yes, that was a great walk. Oh so
Speaker 1: horny when I did that, I so horny I've ever been.
Speaker 3: I just love the idea of you. You have to
Speaker 3: say that on stage, that's yeah. Yeah, I tried to
Speaker 3: get molested by a teacher. What's the most caring thing
Speaker 3: a partner's ever done for you?
Speaker 2: The laundry good.
Speaker 3: I'm kidding honestly, stuff like that, like if I come home, Yes,
Speaker 3: that's kind of.
Speaker 2: Say I love language. Is that how you like to
Speaker 2: be loved.
Speaker 3: I don't know that I believe in love languages, but
Speaker 3: I think definitely something that I I I rarely ask
Speaker 3: for help, so I have a difficult time receiving help
Speaker 3: because I think I'm I'll figure it out myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hyper independent.
Speaker 3: I am very hard. It's a kind of a problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a big problem though.
Speaker 3: Again, but no, if I come home, it's like, let's
Speaker 3: say I was in Boston. I had seven shows in Boston.
Speaker 3: I'm there for a week. You're exhausted. I mean, your
Speaker 3: body is literally falling apart from People don't understand how
Speaker 3: hard it is.
Speaker 2: It doesn't even be like I'm a firefighter.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying risky, it's dangerous.
Speaker 3: There's lots of cats involved. You're exerting so much energy,
Speaker 3: and you want each show to be as good as
Speaker 3: the next show. So when you come home, if I
Speaker 3: come home and the house is spotless, I'm like, oh god,
Speaker 3: this is and I didn't ask.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because you're exerting energy, but you're also taking
Speaker 1: in the weight of everybody else's energy. Doing a show
Speaker 1: for that amount of people when they're all there to
Speaker 1: see you versus doing a show when they're there to
Speaker 1: see a smattering of people is a completely.
Speaker 3: Different pressure on top of you.
Speaker 1: Everyone's there, they're looking at the hanging on everything you say,
Speaker 1: and it's a lot, and.
Speaker 3: You don't want to disappoint. I want the turning customers.
Speaker 3: I want them to go home and say, it was
Speaker 3: worth it to get the baby babysit or microp but
Speaker 3: it was worth it for like the money, it was
Speaker 3: worth it to get out here. Yes, So I I
Speaker 3: really work hard on stage to give them all I got.
Speaker 1: And you have to, Yeah, you have to, Like a
Speaker 1: camel with water, you just have to like save your
Speaker 1: energy and like keep it on a shelf and not
Speaker 1: utilize it. Wait second, I want to go back to
Speaker 1: this really fast engagement. I'm obsessed with us because I
Speaker 1: just want to talk about, like how to navigate when
Speaker 1: you get married that quickly?
Speaker 3: Or do you want to get a couple's therapists? Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's serious. Get a couple of therapists. You can learn
Speaker 3: how to like communicate to each other. Yeah, and you
Speaker 3: need a mediator sometimes in the beginning just kind of
Speaker 3: like figure out what is each other's buttons. Buttons we're
Speaker 3: pushing and.
Speaker 1: And sometimes you can't tell see the forest of the trees,
Speaker 1: and like is this my security speaking or do it
Speaker 1: like you?
Speaker 2: It's like things can get muddy very quickly.
Speaker 3: Very quickly, because you're also still you're coming out of
Speaker 3: the phase of like presenting yourself in the best light,
Speaker 3: and now suddenly you're living with each other.
Speaker 2: So you're like, oh boy, you have to like smell
Speaker 2: your shit. So I'm like, okay, okay, have you have
Speaker 2: you lived with someone before?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: See, okay, Oh shit, it's a whole It's so.
Speaker 1: Talk about how to change because I've never lived with someone,
Speaker 1: and the thought of it, just since Shiver's done it is.
Speaker 3: I've discovered that it's okay to ask for time alone
Speaker 3: and that doesn't mean you're rejecting the other person. But
Speaker 3: we exert a lot of energy and we have a
Speaker 3: lot of people wanting our attention, and so there are
Speaker 3: for me. The way I recharge is not sitting with friends,
Speaker 3: and it is literally being alone. That's how I recharge.
Speaker 3: And Michelle Wolf said this to me once years ago.
Speaker 3: And I always think about it. She was like, she
Speaker 3: was talking about a breakup she was going through, and
Speaker 3: she goes, something, you know, being alone is so important
Speaker 3: to her, And I was like why, and she goes,
Speaker 3: because sometimes you just need to let.
Speaker 2: Your mind wander.
Speaker 3: Yes, And I was like, I've always sort of related
Speaker 3: to that. It's very true. So am I recharging? Is
Speaker 3: like after I'm on you know, three planes, five thousand people,
Speaker 3: four hotels, da, da, da, I want to sit on
Speaker 3: my couch and do nothing. That's what I want to do.
Speaker 3: And I want to kind of and I don't want
Speaker 3: because because what the problem is what happens is that
Speaker 3: even if someone isn't draining your energy, right, they just
Speaker 3: want to be around you. Your brain at that moment
Speaker 3: is taking that on as another responsibility. Sure, And I
Speaker 3: have a real hard time with the amount of responsibilities
Speaker 3: that I have, and I'm always trying to sort of
Speaker 3: knock it down so that way I don't feel overwhelmed.
Speaker 3: So I will say even like like rod Rigo knows,
Speaker 3: he's like sometimes like I'll come home from a long
Speaker 3: weekend and he'll have the house clean. He'll be like,
Speaker 3: you know, I'll see you in an hour, I'll bring
Speaker 3: lunch or whatever, and.
Speaker 2: It's like love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it allows me to come home, settle down.
Speaker 3: I don't have to talk. I can and then when
Speaker 3: he comes home, we can have dinner together and I
Speaker 3: can slowly seep back into my normal life.
Speaker 1: I like that you said that because it truly doesn't
Speaker 1: matter what type of person your partner is. It doesn't
Speaker 1: matter like it just having another human being in the
Speaker 1: same apartment as you.
Speaker 2: No, you can't.
Speaker 1: It feels like a responsibility. Yes, you have to, even
Speaker 1: if you're in the other room with the door closed. No,
Speaker 1: I still feel now, I feel you over there, like
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to know. And
Speaker 1: it's not like the person doesn't have to be the
Speaker 1: person could be the best person to be around ever,
Speaker 1: So relaxing doesn't ask anything of you. But it's like, no,
Speaker 1: I need to be the only human I don't want
Speaker 1: to have.
Speaker 2: I don't want to think about you. I don't want
Speaker 2: to think about anything.
Speaker 3: Right, And it's not like you said, it's not like
Speaker 3: I'm doing this to hurt your feelings or to reject you.
Speaker 3: I'm doing it because this is just how I recharge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you put your mask on you first, and then
Speaker 1: you can fucking address everything else after that. Because people
Speaker 1: often say, like I just love having someone to come
Speaker 1: home to.
Speaker 2: I go, I've never gotten home.
Speaker 1: That's like the worst part of a relationship, like coming
Speaker 1: home to somebody. Yeah, I love coming home to an
Speaker 1: empty house. Well, the thing is, I love coming home
Speaker 1: to a dog. Though, Like my as I'm approaching when
Speaker 1: when I'm getting off a plane where I'm in the
Speaker 1: taxi home from JFK or whatever, and I'm approaching my house,
Speaker 1: I literally get so excited at the thought of like
Speaker 1: seeing my.
Speaker 2: Dog, like I like or if he's at the like
Speaker 2: the dog sitter's house.
Speaker 1: Like I get a rush. I'll like run to pick
Speaker 1: him up, like physically run. I get so so excited.
Speaker 1: I've never felt that way.
Speaker 2: It's because the dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't talk, they don't ask anythingish be fed,
Speaker 1: and he's taken out. But I just don't need you
Speaker 1: so excited. Well, he you know, he'll he'll do zoomis
Speaker 1: when I show up.
Speaker 3: It's time of mine is. Don't if you have something
Speaker 3: that basically, if you're going to pick a fight, do
Speaker 3: not do it. When I'm working, do not do it.
Speaker 3: Don't disturb my energy.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 3: Day the show, because maybe it needs something to you.
Speaker 3: But there's five thousand people who ticket and let's not
Speaker 3: fuck it up for them. Yeah, so everything needs to
Speaker 3: wait till another time. But Rodrio was super respectful and
Speaker 3: he's very that's awesome.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 1: That's a partner that gets it where you don't have
Speaker 1: to like explain yourself, like that's so annoying. Well, I
Speaker 1: think that we're wrapped up. That's the time we have.
Speaker 1: Would you do you have anything? What would you like
Speaker 1: to promote?
Speaker 3: I have a podcast with Nick Smith called I Never
Speaker 3: Liked You. It's fifteen minutes and fifteen minutes only because
Speaker 3: that's all we can bear with each other. And it's
Speaker 3: on YouTube and anywhere you can get Spotify, uh, Spotify,
Speaker 3: iTunes where we get.
Speaker 2: Podcasts yay, and then go see the tail live.
Speaker 3: Yeah, material in comedy dot com. Well, thank you so
Speaker 3: much for thanks with us.
Speaker 2: You know you're busy, guys, very fun. Appreciate it.
Speaker 3: I had a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
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