Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's launching a brand new reality
Speaker 1: show competition, and it's like a spin off of the
Speaker 1: show The Voice, but for pets, where your pup barks
Speaker 1: a tune on stage as Simon Cowell partially.
Speaker 2: Judges them before sending them off to the pounds. Okay,
Speaker 2: is it just do it like a goldfish?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Whatever it is, nobody makes it to Hollywood.
Speaker 1: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 1: we got a laser and there's other wolf worms. Just
Speaker 1: don't this first Laser Stories out of Glassborough, New Jersey.
Speaker 1: The other day, a guy walked into a store, went
Speaker 1: straight to the refrigerated area, and dunked his head in
Speaker 1: a vat of.
Speaker 2: Pickles dream true pickle.
Speaker 1: Well, apparently it was some kind of like social media
Speaker 1: thing because he was filming himself the whole time as
Speaker 1: he did it.
Speaker 2: Oh, dude, of my mind. I hate when people ruined
Speaker 2: things for everybody else.
Speaker 1: More than that, he didn't cause any other kind of disturbance,
Speaker 1: but the vat of pickles needed to be dumped for sanitaries.
Speaker 2: I was thinking that was in there. I'm glad you
Speaker 2: got to that conclusion. It'd be scary if they did it.
Speaker 1: The local police posted about it, and the guy came
Speaker 1: forward and admitted he did it. Oh, it's unclear what
Speaker 1: charges or fines he might face. The store says they
Speaker 1: lost fifty two dollars worth of product, and that was like.
Speaker 2: I feel like I was expecting more than that. Just
Speaker 2: buy the jar, dude and then do it. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: know he doesn't like pickles. Oh, not a fan.
Speaker 1: But the reason the story's making news is because the
Speaker 1: police had fun with it on social media, saying, quote,
Speaker 1: we certainly relish the community's hell in bringing attention to
Speaker 1: the pickle that we were in yesterday.
Speaker 2: Going forward, we would be lighted. Aha.
Speaker 1: If other incidents, especially those of a more serious nature,
Speaker 1: get the same exposure, Let's go to your next razor
Speaker 1: story that's out of couple's corners. It's hard to believe
Speaker 1: there could be a new dating trend that could happen
Speaker 1: at home, but it's a thing, and one man named
Speaker 1: Colin is going viral for it because he posted on
Speaker 1: Twitter recently saying that he and his girlfriend invented something
Speaker 1: during a blizzard in Buffalo last year.
Speaker 2: It's called bottle night. What does that mean? It's pretty simple,
Speaker 2: he said.
Speaker 1: Quote, we lock our phones away, turn the TV off,
Speaker 1: We each grab a bottle of wine and just talk.
Speaker 2: Oh so you're talking about like Friday night. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: It's talking and just enjoying being around each other, which
Speaker 1: is a new concept.
Speaker 2: Wait, he used his phone to post about it.
Speaker 1: They did cheat to get a selfie of themselves one time.
Speaker 2: It was a bottle of wine. Right, It wasn't like
Speaker 2: a bottle of voa in her picture. It's bottles of wine.
Speaker 2: But they don't specify what type of bottle. I think
Speaker 2: you have that creative freedom.
Speaker 1: Regardless, the post went viral and some people are poking
Speaker 1: fun saying things like this guy thinks he discovered hanging out. Also,
Speaker 1: no mention of having to finish the bottles that you open.
Speaker 2: I do believe that's optional. People open bottles and don't
Speaker 2: finish them, Believe it or not.
Speaker 1: Restraint is something people use sometimes. This next lazer stories
Speaker 1: out of food News. Are we ever gonna run out
Speaker 1: of weird new foods to eat? Well, here's the latest.
Speaker 1: Three new options are hitting grocery store shelves. You can
Speaker 1: text in right now. Seventy five nine to two. Tell
Speaker 1: us which of these do you want to try the most?
Speaker 1: Because number one is cheese it flavored ranch dressing. Hidden
Speaker 1: Valley just announced it ahead of National Ranch Day on
Speaker 1: March tenth. It hits Walmart and Kroger stores this month,
Speaker 1: and they say it's something that the fans came up with,
Speaker 1: which is kind of cool.
Speaker 2: What do you a cheesy ramp? Sounds kind of good?
Speaker 2: But are you even ranch at that point? You know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like I'm a purist, sorry, Jess.
Speaker 1: Although I will take some jalapenia ranch, I have my exceptions.
Speaker 1: Second is a grilled cheese flavored tomato soup. If dipping
Speaker 1: a real grilled cheese sandwich into your soup sounds like
Speaker 1: too much effort, Campbell's is doing a limited edition run
Speaker 1: of this. If you want to try it, check the
Speaker 1: soup aisles because it might already be there. Why do
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm just gonna be eating a bowl
Speaker 1: of hot case a lot of cheesy items? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And finally, the food that at least I've been dreading
Speaker 1: has finally been created. Oh, I'm talking about Oscar Meyer
Speaker 1: meatless hot dogs. BA the picture I'm showing. My co
Speaker 1: host makes it look like they're real, but they are not.
Speaker 2: They do look really real. They're called not hot dogs.
Speaker 2: I thought it was hot at first, but no.
Speaker 1: They're made of plant based meat, so it's a little
Speaker 1: bit different than like a veggie dog. But their parent company,
Speaker 1: craft Higns has a plant based offshoot now called the
Speaker 1: Not Company.
Speaker 2: And they're smart. They have a winnerobile that's of course electric, right,
Speaker 2: no gasund that's right? Keep your winders clean does not
Speaker 2: sound tasting.
Speaker 1: If you just tuned in, that's not the message you
Speaker 1: think it was.
Speaker 2: Next Lazer stories out of the open Road fun.
Speaker 1: You ever passed time during your normal commute trying to
Speaker 1: figure out what the vanity plate in front of you
Speaker 1: is supposed to represent? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I love that.
Speaker 1: I bought a car once that said h eight kids
Speaker 1: can never figure it.
Speaker 2: Out what it meant.
Speaker 1: Drove that around for six years, got a lot of
Speaker 1: mean middle fingers.
Speaker 2: For some reason. Why was it a minivan? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Anyway, there's a new pull out on
Speaker 1: vanity license plates and almost twenty thousand Americans weigh in.
Speaker 2: Here's the results.
Speaker 1: Fourteen percent of people say they're sporting one right now.
Speaker 1: Twelve percent say that they've had one in the past,
Speaker 1: but they felt like a total dork driving around with
Speaker 1: it and you're like, shut up. Yeah, I would imagine
Speaker 1: like it's fun until you get it and then you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's my card. Twenty six percent of people have not
Speaker 1: done it but would consider it, and thirty two percent
Speaker 1: of people say they are not interested in a vanity
Speaker 1: plate whatsoever. That separate question asked if you've seen a
Speaker 1: personalized plate that shouldn't have been allowed on the roads.
Speaker 1: Surprising amount of people said yes, twenty two percent either
Speaker 1: that or.
Speaker 2: They're just reading it wrong. Yeah, like it's supposed to
Speaker 2: be something totally our minds turn it into something that's not.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of the office with the guy that
Speaker 1: he's like, why does everybody keep asking me if I'm
Speaker 1: a William Hung fan? Something like that?
Speaker 2: It w w L L Hung. Yeah, well Hung, Why
Speaker 2: does anyone ask I'm a William Hung fan?
Speaker 1: And I wonder what this guy's personalized plate would say?
Speaker 2: Maybe shell Game? Too many letters? Okay, shock turt Alert again?
Speaker 2: Too many letters.
Speaker 1: You'll probably just go with Humper, but drop the uh
Speaker 1: because that looks cool. That's how means like destroyer has
Speaker 1: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
Speaker 1: same time on Monday
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.