Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis. How many five hour.
Speaker 2: Energy bottles did you count in the trash can? I
Speaker 2: think it was eleven guys?
Speaker 3: Fifty energy?
Speaker 4: My god.
Speaker 1: Let's just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't exclude it's his fuel
Speaker 1: for his parody song.
Speaker 2: Today's song of the Week is in well today's podcast.
Speaker 2: There it goes, let's start it now.
Speaker 5: We've been wanting to do this since the start of
Speaker 5: the year. And when I say we, I mainly mean
Speaker 5: our producer wants to do it, which means we're not
Speaker 5: gonna lie.
Speaker 6: I don't really want to.
Speaker 2: Is it punishment for us?
Speaker 6: Honestly I'm kind of mid on it.
Speaker 5: It could be okay, but our listeners might think it's interesting.
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 6: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: And if you didn't know, we have a technical director
Speaker 5: here named ashtonh Yeah. He is a mute, redheaded, orphaned
Speaker 5: virgin with three toes on.
Speaker 6: His left foot. It's all been very well documented. We
Speaker 6: don't need to cover that anymore.
Speaker 5: But if you've never seen him, Brook, what celebrity would
Speaker 5: you say?
Speaker 6: Ashton looks like this?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 2: That's hard. I was gonna say McLevin from super Bad.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that is.
Speaker 5: I would go with the like ozempic version of Buzz
Speaker 5: from Home alone. But the question is, and I want
Speaker 5: people to weigh in on our Instagram at Brooke and Jeffrey,
Speaker 5: We'll have digital Jake put up a photo of Ashton there.
Speaker 5: The question though, is guess this man's weight?
Speaker 2: Are we allowed to?
Speaker 5: Ashton has signed off on this already, He's given the approval,
Speaker 5: said it's okay. So right now we're gonna go around
Speaker 5: the room and get some guesses. Don't ask any questions
Speaker 5: to him, just guess. You can look him up and down,
Speaker 5: have him spin around if you want.
Speaker 2: Alexis, let me take my guess.
Speaker 6: Go ahead, I guess.
Speaker 8: I think Ashton and I have got to be close,
Speaker 8: like if we were a fight, i'd.
Speaker 3: Win, maybe a close fight.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna guess.
Speaker 9: You're one hundred and fifteen pounds one.
Speaker 6: Hundred and fifteen for Alexis Broke.
Speaker 1: Saying, so I've seen him what he's been eating for lunch.
Speaker 1: I think he's trying to bulk up. Yesterday he had
Speaker 1: an entire bucket of ramen.
Speaker 5: He ate taco bell every meal for a month straight
Speaker 5: and apparently lost ways that metabolism.
Speaker 2: I had to hate him for that.
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna say he weighs one nine.
Speaker 6: For Brooke his weighted before you.
Speaker 3: Guys are talking, literally wasn't sure if he even hits
Speaker 3: one hundred. Come that is so he's my boy.
Speaker 2: No, I think he's like maybe even one fifty.
Speaker 10: But as I know how to win these games, and
Speaker 10: I play many games, you always gotta go with the lowest.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna say one pound Jeffrey is worth the strategy.
Speaker 5: Okay, I want to to show you, guys are I'll
Speaker 5: mean you're right in the middle and say ninety pounds for.
Speaker 2: That off I think I'm even under.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, so let's have a drum roll please asking
Speaker 5: how much do you.
Speaker 2: Really Alexiscott at one fifteen.
Speaker 1: Fifteen?
Speaker 2: I knew I was looking at that. Wait, sixteen years old?
Speaker 6: Did you want to see him? Bring yourself check out
Speaker 6: the photo at Brooke and.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey For every like Ashton loses one piece of yah.
Speaker 1: To get like some protein powder up in this house
Speaker 1: or something apparently works.
Speaker 5: Let's continue to be shocked when we get into the
Speaker 5: shot callar question of the day and send.
Speaker 6: It over to Digital Jake for some trivia. Let's go
Speaker 6: to Jake.
Speaker 9: Well, speaking of Shocked Jeffrey yesterday, I was beside myself
Speaker 9: along with my other chauvinist pig mail co hosts, when
Speaker 9: we witnessed both Brooke and Alexis not being able to
Speaker 9: get one trivia question right about women's history.
Speaker 1: Is it a reflection of us or is it a
Speaker 1: reflection of what we were taught in school?
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe it's a reflection of the history books.
Speaker 9: Jake, it could be, but I know I wasn't the
Speaker 9: only one who heard it because I've just gotten word
Speaker 9: that Caitlyn Jenner has unfollowed us on TikTok Are.
Speaker 3: It took us forever to get her.
Speaker 6: And I think we know why. Thanks a lot, Brook.
Speaker 9: I couldn't just leave it at that, though, with Brook
Speaker 9: and Alexis disgracing the entire female gender, it's time for
Speaker 9: a redo. For the second day in a row, it's
Speaker 9: a special women's history edition.
Speaker 6: Plenty of twenty.
Speaker 4: Yes, we hear.
Speaker 1: Guys's questions are about like who invented board games? Like
Speaker 1: not people who have actually impacted humanity and not boys.
Speaker 5: An impactful game that's impacted more families than literally anything.
Speaker 5: Probably don't make Rob Kardashian unfollow us to come.
Speaker 9: I will never recover from that. Let's see if these
Speaker 9: women can recover.
Speaker 11: Brook.
Speaker 6: Let's start with you give me a number one through twenty.
Speaker 2: Let's go number nine, number nine.
Speaker 9: Brook, who has the higher net worth? Taylor Swift, Dolly
Speaker 9: Parton or Beyonce.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Beyonce is tricky because she has all sorts of fashion houses, right,
Speaker 1: so she's got like the House of Ivy and then
Speaker 1: she just came.
Speaker 2: Out with a hairline.
Speaker 1: Because the thing that makes these people so much money
Speaker 1: is the outside the music stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the entrepreneurial stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say Beyonce.
Speaker 6: Brooke said, Beyonce.
Speaker 2: That is.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 9: According to my numbers, Taylor Swift is leading at one
Speaker 9: point one billion with a B, Beyonce second at eight
Speaker 9: hundred million, and Dolly Parton at six hundred and fifty million.
Speaker 2: She's not working nine to five anymore, Jake.
Speaker 6: Brook.
Speaker 9: Let's go over to Alexis. Okay, Alexis, give me a
Speaker 9: number one through twenty twenty. Alexis name the only other
Speaker 9: female music artist who is worth more than Taylor Swift,
Speaker 9: So I.
Speaker 2: Have to pick someone that we didn't say. I think
Speaker 2: I know who it is.
Speaker 1: I don't know for women everywhere, Alexa, I think it's
Speaker 1: someone older than her, But I'm gonna go with that's.
Speaker 6: I think Alexis, said Rihanna.
Speaker 9: That is yeah, correct, four billion dollars.
Speaker 2: Which I think we all still pronounce her name wrong.
Speaker 2: Isn't it all right?
Speaker 6: Jose, it's your turn. Give me number one through twenty.
Speaker 9: I really liked the number twelve, Jose. Eight years ago,
Speaker 9: a woman named Vern Jackie Mitchell made headlines when she
Speaker 9: was allowed to play in a men's exhibition game, and
Speaker 9: she did so well that she embarrassed the top two
Speaker 9: male athletes at the time. Afterwards, she was banned from
Speaker 9: participating sport.
Speaker 6: Was it, oh wow?
Speaker 2: I mean her name's Vern. Where are you putting Vern?
Speaker 3: I'm putting Vern in a bowling?
Speaker 2: Where are that too?
Speaker 3: Did you see Vern showing up with her own ball?
Speaker 6: Jose said, bowling?
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 9: Correctse I was looking for baseball. She struck out Babe,
Speaker 9: Ruth and Garrett, and the commissioner banned woman from playing
Speaker 9: after that, I tell you, Jeffrey, number one through twenty
Speaker 9: let's go with his number sixteen sixteen. Jeff, you need
Speaker 9: to get this right in order to stay alive. We
Speaker 9: all know Kelly Clarkson was the first ever winner of
Speaker 9: the reality singing competition American Idol, But who was the
Speaker 9: second woman.
Speaker 6: To win it?
Speaker 7: Second woman?
Speaker 5: I literally stopped watching after season one?
Speaker 2: Justin Guarini or he was with Kelly?
Speaker 6: Okay, Ruben was season two though, yes, season.
Speaker 2: But that was lay Aikin. That was with Ruby.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, had a moment.
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm gonna go Underwood, jeff said Carrie Underwood. Carrie
Speaker 9: Underwood one season four of American Idol. She was the
Speaker 9: third woman to win. The answer I was looking for,
Speaker 9: Jeffrey was Fantasia for really.
Speaker 6: Nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Actress in a
Speaker 6: Musical or coy.
Speaker 2: She's like killing it.
Speaker 6: That means less.
Speaker 9: When's the women's history edition of Plenty of Plenty.
Speaker 5: Saving face for all the women of the world. A
Speaker 5: Lexus gets to choose who gets shot today and they're
Speaker 5: going to be singing only girl in the World by Rihanna.
Speaker 8: I gotta go the woman who disappointed in the room again.
Speaker 2: I can't do the work, really, lexus, all right.
Speaker 1: Want you to make me feel that I the only
Speaker 1: girl the.
Speaker 7: Word freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: If you can't choose between I Hop and Applebee's, then
Speaker 5: there's some exciting news for you.
Speaker 6: Really is.
Speaker 2: There are a lot of people who have a hard
Speaker 2: time with this decision.
Speaker 10: There's like one parking lot in the country that people
Speaker 10: are like, which where do we go?
Speaker 5: You may not have to choose anymore. It's Brook and
Speaker 5: Jeffry in the Morning. And this is something I didn't
Speaker 5: know but I just saw in the news today. Do
Speaker 5: you realize for the past five years both restaurants have
Speaker 5: been owned by the same parent company.
Speaker 1: It makes sense, like you you start to go up
Speaker 1: to the big umbrella of these things, and there's like
Speaker 1: three companies in this country.
Speaker 2: They literally run everything.
Speaker 5: Absolutely Brook Corp.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if they don't call it I Hopplebee's, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be upset with CEO.
Speaker 5: They say they're going to start creating dual branded locations,
Speaker 5: meaning they'll have separate entrances in separate seating areas, but
Speaker 5: located in the same building with the same kitchen and
Speaker 5: same staff working Both sounds like the.
Speaker 3: KFC slash Chaco bells.
Speaker 6: But with my I like this.
Speaker 2: I can give a chocolate chip smiley faced pancake. And
Speaker 2: then the Long Island, I see that disaster right though.
Speaker 6: God's sick just hearing.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's the seating opacity fills up on
Speaker 5: one side, then it will spill over into like the
Speaker 5: applebe side or vice versa. And as for the name
Speaker 5: of the combo restaurant, the question is will they call
Speaker 5: it apple hop or I hopies no Hopplebee's.
Speaker 6: It just rolls off the tone he does say it.
Speaker 2: It's so fun.
Speaker 5: They have a test restaurant in Mexico right now. It's
Speaker 5: just called Applebee's Dash.
Speaker 12: I hop.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You're missing a marketing opportunity.
Speaker 5: There could become a thing everywhere soon. In the combined
Speaker 5: menus would be huge, So I'm excited for it. The
Speaker 5: only thing that it cites me more is Laser Stories.
Speaker 3: I want some moons over.
Speaker 2: Oh that's Jenny's though.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure they'll be added into the mixer.
Speaker 5: Make sure to follow us by the way at Brook
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey Laser Stories.
Speaker 6: That's next.
Speaker 5: It's the radio segment that's launching a brand new reality
Speaker 5: show competition and it's like a spinoff of To Show
Speaker 5: the Voice but for pets, where your pup barks a
Speaker 5: tune on stage as Simon Cowell partially judges them before
Speaker 5: sending them off to the pounds.
Speaker 3: Okay, isn't just like a goldfish?
Speaker 1: Like what.
Speaker 6: Nobody makes it to? Hollywood.
Speaker 5: Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news stories
Speaker 5: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we
Speaker 5: got a laser and there's other wolf worms. Just don't
Speaker 5: this first Laser Stories out of Glassborough, New Jersey.
Speaker 6: The other day, a guy walked into a.
Speaker 5: Store, went straight to the refrigerated area, and dunked his
Speaker 5: head in a vat of pickles for pickles. Well, apparently
Speaker 5: it was some kind of like social media thing because
Speaker 5: he was filming himself the whole time, as he.
Speaker 1: Didn't dude, I hate when people ruin things for everybody else.
Speaker 5: Mother than that, he didn't cause any other kind of disturbance,
Speaker 5: but the vat of pickles needed to be done for sanitaries.
Speaker 3: I was thinking that was in there.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you got to that conclusion. It'd be scary
Speaker 2: if they did it.
Speaker 5: The local police posted about it, and the guy came
Speaker 5: forward and admitted he did it. It's unclear what charges
Speaker 5: or fines he might face. The store says they lost
Speaker 5: fifty two dollars worth of product, and that was like.
Speaker 2: Pick I feel like I was expecting more than that.
Speaker 2: Just buy the jar, dude and then do it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know he doesn't like pickles. Oh, not a fan.
Speaker 5: But the reason the story's making news is because the
Speaker 5: police had fun with it on social media, saying, quote,
Speaker 5: we certainly relish the community's hell in bringing attention to
Speaker 5: the pickle that we were in yesterday.
Speaker 6: Going forward, we would be delighted.
Speaker 5: Aha if other incidents, especially those of a more serious nature,
Speaker 5: get the same exposure. Let's go to your next story
Speaker 5: that's out of couple's corner. It's hard to believe there
Speaker 5: could be a new dating trend that could happen at home,
Speaker 5: but it's a thing, and one man named Colin is
Speaker 5: going viral for it because he posted on Twitter recently
Speaker 5: saying that he and his girlfriend invented something during a
Speaker 5: blizzard in Buffalo last year.
Speaker 6: It's called bottle night.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: It's pretty simple, he said, quote, we lock our phones away,
Speaker 5: turn the TV off, We each grab a bottle of
Speaker 5: wine and just talk.
Speaker 2: So you're talking about like Friday night.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5: It's talking and just enjoying being around each other, which is.
Speaker 3: A new concept.
Speaker 2: Wait, he used his phone to post about it.
Speaker 5: They did cheat to get a selfie of themselves one time.
Speaker 2: It was a bottle of wine. Right, it wasn't like
Speaker 2: a bottle of vodka.
Speaker 6: In her picture. It's bottles of wine. But they don't
Speaker 6: specify what type of bottle you have. That creator freedom.
Speaker 5: Regardless, the post went viral and some people are poking
Speaker 5: fun saying things like this guy thinks he discovered hanging out. Also,
Speaker 5: no mention of having to finish the bottles that you open.
Speaker 6: I do believe that's optional.
Speaker 2: People open bottles and don't finish them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, believe it or not. In restraint is something people
Speaker 5: use sometimes. This next laser stories out of food News.
Speaker 5: Are we ever going to run out of weird new
Speaker 5: foods to eat? Well, here's the latest. Three new options
Speaker 5: are hitting grocery store shelves. You could text in right
Speaker 5: now seventy five nine to two. Tell us which of
Speaker 5: these do you want to try the most? Because number
Speaker 5: one is cheese it flavored ranch dressing. Hidden Valley just
Speaker 5: announced it ahead of National Ranch Day on March tenth.
Speaker 5: It hits Walmart and Kroger stores this month, and they
Speaker 5: say it's something that the fans came up with, which
Speaker 5: is kind of cool.
Speaker 2: What do you cheesy?
Speaker 6: M sounds kind of good?
Speaker 2: But are you even ranch at that point? You know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like, I'm a purist, sorry, Jeff.
Speaker 1: Although I will take some jalapenia ranch, I have my exceptions.
Speaker 5: Second is a grilled cheese flavored tomato soup. If dipping
Speaker 5: a real grilled cheese sandwich into your soup sounds like
Speaker 5: too much effort, Campbell's is doing a limited edition run
Speaker 5: of this. If you want to try it, check the
Speaker 5: soup aisles because it might already be there.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like I'm just gonna be eating
Speaker 1: a bowl of hot case a lot of cheesy.
Speaker 2: Items, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And finally, the food that at least I've been
Speaker 5: dreading has finally been created. I'm talking about Oscar Meyer
Speaker 5: meatless hot dogs based Jeff. The picture I'm trying my
Speaker 5: co host makes it look like they're real, but.
Speaker 6: They are not.
Speaker 2: They do look really real.
Speaker 6: They're called not hot dogs.
Speaker 5: I thought it was hot at first, but no, they're
Speaker 5: made of plant based meat, so it's a little bit
Speaker 5: different than like a veggie dog. But their parent company,
Speaker 5: craft Higns has a plant based offshoot now called the
Speaker 5: not Company.
Speaker 2: Oh company, And they're smart. They'll have a wienerobile that's
Speaker 2: of course electric, right, no gas around that's right.
Speaker 10: Keep your winders clean does not sound tasting if you
Speaker 10: just tuned in, that's not the message you figured it was.
Speaker 5: This next lazer story is out of the open road.
Speaker 5: You ever passed time during your normal commute trying to
Speaker 5: figure out what the vanity plate in front of you
Speaker 5: is supposed to represent?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Oh, I love that.
Speaker 5: I bought a car once that said h eight kids.
Speaker 5: He could never figure it out what it meant, drove
Speaker 5: that around for six years, got a lot of mean
Speaker 5: middle fingers for some reason.
Speaker 3: Why.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Anyway, there's a new pull out on vanity license plates.
Speaker 5: In almost twenty thousand Americans weigh in, here's the results.
Speaker 5: Fourteen percent of people say they're sporting one right now.
Speaker 5: Twelve percent say that they've had one in the past,
Speaker 5: but they felt like a total dork driving around with
Speaker 5: it and you're like, shut up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would.
Speaker 10: Imagine like it's fun until you get it and then
Speaker 10: you're like, yeah, there's my card.
Speaker 5: Twenty six percent of people have not done it but
Speaker 5: would consider it, and thirty two percent of people say
Speaker 5: they are not interested in a vanity plate whatsoever. Separate
Speaker 5: question asked if you've seen a personalized plate that shouldn't
Speaker 5: have been allowed on the roads. Surprising amount of people
Speaker 5: said yes, twenty two percent.
Speaker 2: Either that or they're just reading it wrong. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: it's supposed to be something totally our minds turn it
Speaker 2: into something that's not.
Speaker 5: It reminds me of the office with the guy that
Speaker 5: he's like, why does everybody keep asking me if I'm
Speaker 5: a William Hung fan?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh are you hug something like that?
Speaker 6: W wll Hung?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well home, why anyone asked b I'm a William Hung fan?
Speaker 5: And I wonder what this guy's personalized plate would say?
Speaker 6: Maybe shell Game? Too many letters?
Speaker 2: Okay, Alert.
Speaker 6: Again? Too many letters?
Speaker 5: You'll probably just go with Humper, but drop the U. Yeah,
Speaker 5: because that looks cool. Just that point.
Speaker 6: That's how means like destroyers come to an end for
Speaker 6: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Monday.
Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: We've all told lies before.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and most of the time you're doing it to
Speaker 5: be polite, Like when you shake hands with someone and
Speaker 5: you say nice to meet you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean for most people in this room, it is nice.
Speaker 5: But for somebody in here, I'm not going to say who.
Speaker 5: They always come to me afterwards and say it, actually,
Speaker 5: wasn't that nice person? Give me my moonshine in my glasses?
Speaker 6: Well I didn't say any names, and we don't know that.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 5: Yeah, normally, very very polite with your lies, but occasionally
Speaker 5: your brain will tell you it's okay to lie about
Speaker 5: something totally ridiculous, which is why a new survey asked
Speaker 5: people to share the dumbest lies that they've ever actually
Speaker 5: said to someone before, and the responses were hilarious.
Speaker 6: We're going to read the best coming up right after this.
Speaker 5: Have you ever seen the eight hour long TikTok series
Speaker 5: Who the F Did I Marry?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, well, I've seen pieces and recaps.
Speaker 6: It's a big commit It's broken, Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: No, it's a compilation of fifty two TikTok videos by
Speaker 5: a woman named Reesa Tisa, and it got big not
Speaker 5: that long ago, but people are still discovering it daily now.
Speaker 1: Yes, she was like married just like crazy narcissist for
Speaker 1: five months that lied to her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she tells about him being a pathological liar and
Speaker 5: how she ended up divorcing him. We're not gonna go
Speaker 5: into the whole thing, but basically Resa's ex husband told
Speaker 5: a bunch of really really stupid lies. Oh yeah, crazy
Speaker 5: people tell crazy like saying he was a former professional
Speaker 5: arena football player and the vice president of a famous
Speaker 5: condiment company. Yeah, okay, those lies are pretty bad.
Speaker 6: Are they the dumbest ever?
Speaker 5: Because a new survey asked people to confess the most ridiculous,
Speaker 5: unbelievable FIBs that they've ever told someone. We've got the
Speaker 5: best responses ready, so let's get into it. Like this
Speaker 5: person said, I used to tell people that I was
Speaker 5: the voice that whispered zoom zoom at the end of
Speaker 5: those Mazita commercials, you know them. That'd be a hard
Speaker 5: one to disprove.
Speaker 1: One girl I know told me she's all the screaming
Speaker 1: in the background of Gree's anatomy.
Speaker 2: No, I'm starting to wonder if that's fake. Since you
Speaker 2: were like bored. Oh dang it a minute.
Speaker 6: I would trust her. She does.
Speaker 2: dB is just the screamer.
Speaker 6: Everybody's got their claim to film.
Speaker 5: Another person wrote, I was buying an engagement ring when
Speaker 5: the sales lady asked if I was a Christian. Oh,
Speaker 5: I had a feeling that's saying yes meant i'd get
Speaker 5: a better price.
Speaker 6: So I said yes, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Sure, I'll be any religion you need me to be
Speaker 2: a discount.
Speaker 5: And then she wanted to know what church I went
Speaker 5: to in my pastor's name, in all sorts of specifics.
Speaker 5: Twenty lies later, I got the deal.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, the church christ Pator Johnson. Yeah
Speaker 3: that sounds pastor Tim Tom. Oh there it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he likes to play guitar.
Speaker 6: You guys are so quick to judge people for their lives.
Speaker 6: It's not fair.
Speaker 3: Hey, they got a good discount the Lord.
Speaker 2: I think that's what the God won.
Speaker 5: All right, We're looking at a survey where people shared
Speaker 5: the stupidest lies that they've ever told someone in the past.
Speaker 6: This one's kind of a doozy.
Speaker 5: This woman said, I didn't know how to break up
Speaker 5: with my boyfriend when I was twenty two, so I
Speaker 5: just told him I was pregnant with someone else's baby.
Speaker 8: Oh no, you thought you were going to move cities
Speaker 8: or something more reasonable.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you went for the big one there. She says,
Speaker 5: I was not to be clear, I was not pregnant
Speaker 5: and had never cheated. I just didn't have a better idea.
Speaker 1: I like how that is easier than just saying I
Speaker 1: don't like you anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's good if you're gonna lie, like, make it
Speaker 5: a lie that makes you look bad.
Speaker 2: I think she definitely took one for the team.
Speaker 5: Another person said, when I was nineteen, I used to
Speaker 5: fake a French accent to try and buy beer at
Speaker 5: the grocery store. I thought it would make people think
Speaker 5: I'm older and more refined.
Speaker 6: It did work one time.
Speaker 2: It did. It's probably because I was working at that
Speaker 2: gas station.
Speaker 7: Yea.
Speaker 2: When I worked at the gas station, I sold to everybody.
Speaker 2: It was terrible.
Speaker 1: I was only like nineteen or twenty myself, so I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, sure you want something.
Speaker 3: Kid, don't worry, I'm taking the beer.
Speaker 6: What are you four years old? You know what? I
Speaker 6: have a bud light little.
Speaker 5: And the next one says, I once convinced my entire
Speaker 5: school that I physically couldn't say the word evil, why
Speaker 5: I would pronounce it evile. Sadly, this went on for
Speaker 5: almost two years, and everybody would try to teach me
Speaker 5: the proper way to pronounce it, and I just couldn't
Speaker 5: get it right.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love it.
Speaker 2: What a great way to get attention.
Speaker 6: Keep going with this. This person wrote.
Speaker 5: I had to wear an eye patch one summer back
Speaker 5: when I was eighteen. One day, my little cousin saw
Speaker 5: it and asked what was underneath the patch and I
Speaker 5: told them.
Speaker 6: A tiny hand. He cried for two hours.
Speaker 2: That is Lyne the kids. I'm sorry. I know i'm
Speaker 2: a parent, but Lyne of kids is so fun.
Speaker 8: Absolutely, the trust is so deep in them.
Speaker 6: I could see it.
Speaker 5: Brooke doing a date night with her husband like, you
Speaker 5: know what, let's go have dinner in life to a
Speaker 5: bunch of Yeah.
Speaker 10: So, the first time my little nephew ever got on
Speaker 10: my stream, he asked how many people are watching? And
Speaker 10: there was like six and I was like, I think
Speaker 10: we have about four hundred thousand right now.
Speaker 3: He got so quiet, and I realized like five minutes.
Speaker 10: Later, I had to tell him, wait, you know I'm kidding, right, buddy,
Speaker 10: there's only five people watching him. Yeah, oh my gosh, okay,
Speaker 10: and he thought like he was viral.
Speaker 6: On the fact that he believed that you had four hundred,
Speaker 6: is it?
Speaker 5: These are from a survey of one of the stupidest
Speaker 5: lies that people admit they've ever told before. This one says,
Speaker 5: I was at a dinner party I did not want
Speaker 5: to be at so at the table, I told everyone
Speaker 5: I was a steer wrestler.
Speaker 6: In the rodeo.
Speaker 5: Oh, but I had to quit after I broke my
Speaker 5: ankle at the Texas Championship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see, I see.
Speaker 3: I would have said after I broke the bulls ankle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's better, lie. I actually like that.
Speaker 5: And finally, this person says, when my family first moved
Speaker 5: to Nashville, when I was in fifth grade, I started
Speaker 5: telling everyone at my new school that Reba McIntyre was
Speaker 5: my aunt.
Speaker 2: Oh, good old aunt.
Speaker 3: A heartbeat.
Speaker 5: It would only be cool in Nashville, they say. Then
Speaker 5: one day I met her at a buffet. I felt
Speaker 5: so awkward, like she.
Speaker 6: Knew I had been lying about that.
Speaker 3: She's glaring at you.
Speaker 5: But I did get a photo and I've used that
Speaker 5: as official proof with all my friends.
Speaker 2: I like how you felt so guilty but then continue
Speaker 2: to lie.
Speaker 5: Text in seven eighty five nine to two, tell us
Speaker 5: about the craziest dumb lie that you ever told.
Speaker 6: We're gonna do your phone tap.
Speaker 7: Right after this, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Today we call a soon to be bride.
Speaker 5: It's just a few weeks away from the wedding and
Speaker 5: there's definitely been some tension happening between her and her
Speaker 5: future mother in law.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the rest of your life. Well, you know
Speaker 2: I didn't say that.
Speaker 5: I'm sure it all goes away after the wedding. But
Speaker 5: you know who's noticed the tension is her groom. He's
Speaker 5: gonna smooth everything over by giving us complete control to
Speaker 5: do whatever it takes to wind the bride up.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's your phone jaff right now another.
Speaker 9: Hello? Hi?
Speaker 2: Is this Dana?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: Yeah today?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 2: This is Trudy Disaster.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, I don't know who you.
Speaker 2: Are, silly, I'm your new wedding planner. What wait, didn't
Speaker 2: they tell you what I was coming on? No true disaster.
Speaker 11: Oh come on, what happened to Jasmine?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Jasmine, your old wedding planner? She was fired?
Speaker 11: What what do you mean fired the company run her go.
Speaker 2: No, your mother in law got rid of her?
Speaker 4: Whoa what?
Speaker 11: So forward?
Speaker 2: Listen, listen going forward. I'm going to be the pohite
Speaker 2: person for everything regarding your big day. Just me, you
Speaker 2: and your mom in law.
Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, no, where I need to know
Speaker 11: what's going on with Jasmine.
Speaker 2: Let's say, no, are you not listening? Because your mother
Speaker 2: in law did mention you're not a great listener. So
Speaker 2: I can explain it again.
Speaker 11: My mother in law said what hmm?
Speaker 2: Yeah, see there, like I said, not a good listener.
Speaker 2: I have to keep repeating myself. And that's one of
Speaker 2: the reasons why Jasmine was let go. Yeah, she never
Speaker 2: listened to your mother in law.
Speaker 3: The whole thing is absolute.
Speaker 11: There is no way that she gets to take over
Speaker 11: and be in charge of them.
Speaker 2: You know, words like that do make brides a little
Speaker 2: less beautiful.
Speaker 1: Oh really.
Speaker 11: Talking to me your tone, it's not gonna.
Speaker 2: You know what wasn't working was when you were in charge.
Speaker 11: I know that was working just fine.
Speaker 2: Not for the one that's foot the bill though.
Speaker 6: Yeah, your mother in law.
Speaker 2: She didn't like it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but talking about putting the bill, you don't offer
Speaker 11: to do something like that for someone's wedding and then
Speaker 11: try and take over.
Speaker 7: You know what.
Speaker 1: We're not trying, though it's actually happening, already happened, it's
Speaker 1: not happening. It is going to be smooth sailing from
Speaker 1: here on out, especially because your mother in law is
Speaker 1: so helpful.
Speaker 2: She's already made some changes to the guest list.
Speaker 11: You may thanks to the guest list, you are.
Speaker 2: Really out of the loop. That's funny.
Speaker 11: Okay, So I'm out of a loop on my own wedding.
Speaker 2: This is my wedding. Okay, remember you need to listen.
Speaker 2: We haven't even gotten to the changes yet, and you're upset.
Speaker 6: You're right.
Speaker 11: The biggest change you've told me about is that I
Speaker 11: don't have Jasmine.
Speaker 1: I don't even know.
Speaker 2: Really, that's not the biggest change. It's your new guess
Speaker 2: that's coming Katie.
Speaker 11: K Yeah, way way.
Speaker 2: Mother in law said she had to be there.
Speaker 11: That's my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Sounds why she's so important to his family.
Speaker 11: Oh no, no, no, unbelievable. Katie is not coming to
Speaker 11: the wedding.
Speaker 2: Oh actually she is. She already accepted the invite.
Speaker 11: Now I'm right my day and I get to make
Speaker 11: the choices.
Speaker 1: You should put that on your dream board, because not
Speaker 1: happening now. Maybe in the future.
Speaker 2: Someday, maybe I.
Speaker 11: Will be in the future. Maybe we'll just have to Elope.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that attitude from you, but your mother
Speaker 1: in love won't let that happen either.
Speaker 11: Well, maybe it's time to show my mother and why
Speaker 11: she's not in charge.
Speaker 2: Oh, your fiance, Henry's already signed off on this.
Speaker 1: He's given her full authority to make any changes she wants.
Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, when don't you would not do this?
Speaker 1: Actually I just spoke with him and he says that
Speaker 1: the number one priority should be his mother's happiness.
Speaker 11: So sweet, No way, he knows about this. We lived together.
Speaker 11: You knows how I feel, and he would have said
Speaker 11: something to me. You are lying. You're flying.
Speaker 2: That mouth again.
Speaker 13: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, he's actually been planning this with me for months. Yeah,
Speaker 2: open on the phone back for my back for it.
Speaker 1: I mean, not about the wedding stuff, but definitely about
Speaker 1: this prank phone call.
Speaker 2: About what the prank phone call we're doing?
Speaker 1: Because this is actually broke from the radio show Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, Henry, Wait, so I still have Jasmin.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, you're worried about Jasmine. At this point, I
Speaker 8: was inviting Henry's ex girlfriend. She was at table twelve.
Speaker 11: For God's sake, he shows up, she is dead.
Speaker 2: I heard she's getting first dance with the mother in law.
Speaker 11: Actually, oh, that would make sense. I can still have
Speaker 11: that nowhere.
Speaker 7: Wake up every morning was foot taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 7: the twenties, broaking chif free in the morning.
Speaker 5: I think it's safe to say most couples will use
Speaker 5: a special pet name for their significant other, like Brooke
Speaker 5: calls her husband honey, Jose likes to be referred to
Speaker 5: as Papa Bear, and alexis preferred go to nickname is
Speaker 5: quote you again. She is a tough nut to crack, but.
Speaker 6: Typically you're still here. Usually it's not till.
Speaker 5: You're in a full blown relationship that you start using
Speaker 5: the cute nicknames on each other, unless you're the listener
Speaker 5: on the phone with us today. Because he actually has
Speaker 5: a pet name strategy and swears it works.
Speaker 6: As soon as he meets women.
Speaker 5: Online, you're gonna hear what it is in your brand
Speaker 5: new second date update right after this second date updated.
Speaker 5: As a guy, the hardest thing about online dating is
Speaker 5: figuring out how to capture a beautiful woman's attention right
Speaker 5: off the bat. Yeah, because when you're one of fifty
Speaker 5: thousand thirsty dudes sliding into her dams, how are you
Speaker 5: supposed to stand out?
Speaker 3: Nothing really works?
Speaker 2: Must be hard for you, guys.
Speaker 5: One person in this room might think sending her an
Speaker 5: upside down eggplant might do the trick.
Speaker 6: And even though that may sound.
Speaker 5: Crude and inappropriate, it also isn't far off. Instead of
Speaker 5: showing her an eggplant, why not call her one instead?
Speaker 3: Ay, that's not sexy at all.
Speaker 5: That's what one of our listeners, Sean, would recommend doing.
Speaker 6: Let's talk to him. Sean, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, how you doing.
Speaker 3: Did you tell a.
Speaker 2: Woman she reminds you of an egg plant?
Speaker 4: Not an egg plant? But I like to use kind
Speaker 4: of like fruit nicknames. It gets their attention a little bit,
Speaker 4: like little boodberry or mango mama.
Speaker 3: I wish I was a mango mama.
Speaker 6: You plump little watermelon over there? Here, come quiet, look
Speaker 6: at you.
Speaker 2: I'm having a hard time thinking the compliment to think of.
Speaker 7: What I want to be called.
Speaker 3: Sherry pie.
Speaker 6: There's a strategy that works well for you, Sean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, it kind of lets them remember you.
Speaker 4: You know, it's like, uh yeah, it kind of just
Speaker 4: makes you stand out a little bit, you know. It's uh,
Speaker 4: it's it's cute, cute.
Speaker 2: Like beautie oranges right.
Speaker 6: Right, book's on board now.
Speaker 2: So I worked for you, so you know, good job.
Speaker 6: Who was the woman that it worked on?
Speaker 4: Yeh. I met this girl named Hannah.
Speaker 2: I don't care about her real name. What'd you call her?
Speaker 4: I mean, obvious name would be Hannah Banana, but I
Speaker 4: like I figured many people have called her that in
Speaker 4: her life? Yeah, is that one with hate pineapple?
Speaker 6: Pineapple and not a.
Speaker 2: Real catchy nickname, not the sexiest.
Speaker 6: Fruit you think of. Did she see all of that
Speaker 6: as a compliment?
Speaker 4: Not really. We didn't really like a week, do you. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so we we matched and once I called her that,
Speaker 4: we didn't. We didn't talk for like a week after.
Speaker 2: So did you apologize? Is that how you recovered?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: Actually I kind of went in the opposite direction. I
Speaker 4: sent her like a cool pineapple fact every day and
Speaker 4: doubled down on it.
Speaker 6: Here's why you are really a pineapple?
Speaker 3: Actually?
Speaker 2: What fact got her?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 4: I think it was a combination of all the facts
Speaker 4: together that really.
Speaker 2: Got her refined, just your extensive pineapple knowledge.
Speaker 3: It's like a book of pineapple facts.
Speaker 6: Showed your value through pineapple.
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, she said, if you don't call me pineapple anymore,
Speaker 4: we can talk.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh my gosh, I mean he must be attractive.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Worked like you said, you recommended this people. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 5: You annoyed her into a first day. Not a lot
Speaker 5: of people can do that. So how did it go
Speaker 5: to differ?
Speaker 6: What did you do?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 4: I laid off the pineapple talk, as she asked, and
Speaker 4: I switched to calling her Kiwi, which she liked a
Speaker 4: little bit better.
Speaker 2: You just didn't leave that alone, but I think.
Speaker 4: Did she Yeah, But you guys don't understand. It was
Speaker 4: like kind of a joke. It was like, I'm not
Speaker 4: going to call you pineapple anymore, but I'm gonna call
Speaker 4: you a different person.
Speaker 5: Let's put the fruit basket aside for a second, because
Speaker 5: we need to talk about Hannah and your actual date
Speaker 5: with her.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, we decided to meet up at a restaurant.
Speaker 3: Okay, I know you're gonna say juice bar, and I
Speaker 3: was like.
Speaker 6: Here, oh god, So how did the restaurant go?
Speaker 4: Yeah? So I honestly, I was walking on eggshells. I
Speaker 4: was trying hard to do everything right. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 4: I was opening doors, I was pulling out chairs, complimenting her,
Speaker 4: but you know, also kind of playing it cool. And
Speaker 4: I think it played. I think it went really well.
Speaker 4: We were talking and spent like an over an hour
Speaker 4: in the restaurant.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. I mean it's kind of average time,
Speaker 2: but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
Speaker 6: Good for a pretty bad date.
Speaker 2: And like that's how longclude normally takes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
Speaker 4: Look, you're making me feel a little self conscious over here.
Speaker 2: I don't mean it that way.
Speaker 6: Sorry, coconut, Go back to the story. What happened with
Speaker 6: the date? It was an hour long?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was an hour long and we both finished eating.
Speaker 4: I paid like a gentleman. I didn't ask her to
Speaker 4: do anything, but most.
Speaker 6: Men pay on days. Not really that big of a
Speaker 6: deal about Okay.
Speaker 1: I want to know, like how you guys connected, Like
Speaker 1: you know, I feel like you're going through the list
Speaker 1: of the timeline, but like about the date.
Speaker 5: He was being an extra gentleman for her, pulling out
Speaker 5: all the chairs and giving her compliments.
Speaker 4: A complimentary we had a lot of similarities from the past.
Speaker 4: You know, we've ran in the same circles, same parents.
Speaker 2: Oh god, no, something cool to.
Speaker 3: Bond over, same circle, Johnson family.
Speaker 6: Yeah on circle.
Speaker 1: I'm we're just kidding, man, Like, that's a big deal
Speaker 1: that you knew the same people from life.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you should have met I mean these all sound
Speaker 5: like really really positive things.
Speaker 6: How did the night end?
Speaker 4: Yes, I walked into her car, we hugged goodbye at night.
Speaker 4: I texted her after and told her I had a
Speaker 4: great time, and that day asked her if she wants
Speaker 4: to meet up again, and then she responded in big caps,
Speaker 4: are you joking?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Maybe she was like, are you joking? And you're like, no,
Speaker 2: finally I'm being serious.
Speaker 4: Yes, I wrote back, no, Kiwi, are you up for
Speaker 4: a round two?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Okay, we're with And did you get a response to that?
Speaker 4: I haven't heard back at all, man.
Speaker 1: Honestly, like when she said, are you kidding me? It
Speaker 1: feels like there's something that you should have understood there,
Speaker 1: something that.
Speaker 6: Went wrong during the date. Can you think of anything
Speaker 6: that would have happened that she could have taken as
Speaker 6: a red flag?
Speaker 4: It was a post pine apple world, you know, I
Speaker 4: wasn't mentioning it as as we talked about, and I
Speaker 4: don't know what I did. I'm confused.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I guess we're just gonna call her and
Speaker 5: find out. We'll come back do your second date update
Speaker 5: right after.
Speaker 6: This second date update.
Speaker 5: Women do not like a guy who's too cheesy on
Speaker 5: a date but never said anything about being too fruity,
Speaker 5: and our listener Sean has used that to his advantage. Yeah,
Speaker 5: because his secret to nabbing a beautiful woman's attention online
Speaker 5: is calling her a cute sea fruit nickname Blueberry or
Speaker 5: nick Greene, and it all work.
Speaker 6: That's how we love it.
Speaker 5: It's how he ended up on a dinner date with
Speaker 5: Hannah aka Kiwied.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, he started with pineapple and then she refused
Speaker 1: to respond.
Speaker 6: She kind of vetoed that one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they went with Kiwi. But they did go
Speaker 5: out together. And how that date actually went kind of
Speaker 5: depends on who you ask. If you ask Sean, it
Speaker 5: was right amazing. If you asked Brooke, it was me
Speaker 5: pretty much like any other date we've ever heard, nothing special.
Speaker 2: I mean, I didn't mean to be rude.
Speaker 6: True.
Speaker 5: The real question is what did Hannah think because when
Speaker 5: he hasked to meet up with her again, her response was,
Speaker 5: are you joking?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's no smiley face emoji after.
Speaker 10: It or food emojis, which means something happened that we're
Speaker 10: all missing that should be obvious to him.
Speaker 6: Right, Is that where your head's at, Sean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, okay.
Speaker 2: I mean you do know, like we may get her
Speaker 2: on the phone and she may say something kind of mean.
Speaker 6: Brook's kind of hoping that she didn't.
Speaker 2: I just know how he's going.
Speaker 4: You know, what are you saying? Why do you keep
Speaker 4: putting me down?
Speaker 2: I'm not putting you down. I'm just trying to prepare you.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to hurt your feelings.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't think he's going to hurt my feelings,
Speaker 4: but you're definitely hurting my feelings right now.
Speaker 6: For why are you smiling when he says that, I'm
Speaker 6: trying to watch out for your Just call her.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say anymore.
Speaker 6: All right, let's save it. Here we go.
Speaker 5: I'm dialing Hannah right now. Hello, Hi, We're gonna speak
Speaker 5: with Hannah.
Speaker 14: Yeah, this is Hannah who's calling.
Speaker 6: This is a radio show calling called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 6: in the morning. How do you do?
Speaker 2: Uh, welcome to the show, Hannah Weird Morning.
Speaker 14: Why are you calling me?
Speaker 5: Well, we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners
Speaker 5: who's been trying to get a hold of you.
Speaker 6: It's a guy that you went on a date with
Speaker 6: recently named Sean.
Speaker 11: Oh.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 7: Do you for you?
Speaker 12: No, he's got a million for me, but my Yeah,
Speaker 12: we spoke to Sean a little earlier and we heard
Speaker 12: about your guys' quote unquote relationship and.
Speaker 2: Your date, your one date.
Speaker 14: I mean I wouldn't call it a relationship for sure.
Speaker 6: Yeah, to put labels on it or anything.
Speaker 5: But I will tell you Sean is very confused, a
Speaker 5: little bit disappointed that he hasn't been able to see
Speaker 5: you one more time.
Speaker 14: I'm honestly, I'm at a loss. How does this man
Speaker 14: not understand?
Speaker 1: He honestly that this guy is totally clueless. I don't
Speaker 1: know what happened. He seemed to think the date went great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've heard a few of the highlights from your
Speaker 5: date night and clearly he is missing something.
Speaker 6: We're just trying to help him figure.
Speaker 4: Out what that is.
Speaker 14: I will say like that was the most awkward end
Speaker 14: of the date I've like ever ever had.
Speaker 1: At the end the end, he didn't mention anything about
Speaker 1: the end. He just said he walked you to your
Speaker 1: car and gave you a hudge.
Speaker 6: What happened?
Speaker 14: So we're eating, you know, I think it was like
Speaker 14: about an hour in and I had to go to
Speaker 14: the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Okay, can I ask real quick before you go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, I know, how is she feeling about the date?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 11: You know, I was like, let me just go to
Speaker 11: see what's happening.
Speaker 14: We know some of the same people.
Speaker 5: He was also really persistent with his like attempts to
Speaker 5: get you to go out with him. But sorry, you
Speaker 5: were there for an hour. You went to the bathroom
Speaker 5: and what right?
Speaker 14: So I come back from the bathroom and my food,
Speaker 14: which was like halfway finished, was bagged up and sitting
Speaker 14: at the table, and I just thought, okay, like it
Speaker 14: is a week night, maybe he has worked tomorrow or
Speaker 14: early or something, you know, or.
Speaker 1: Maybe the waitress or waiter came over, and you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes they just scoop it up real quick.
Speaker 14: And you weren't finished with your food at that point, right,
Speaker 14: there was still enough left for seconds.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is a positive sign. You wanted
Speaker 2: the day to continue, you didn't want it to be over.
Speaker 14: It sounds like yeah, I mean he was putting an effort,
Speaker 14: so like I was willing to continue the date. It
Speaker 14: wasn't it was we were having a good time, Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: So it wasn't like a total loss from the beginning.
Speaker 5: So what's like the worst part? Why is is so
Speaker 5: bad that you wouldn't want to talk to him again
Speaker 5: or see him again?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 1: So then he's like, should we go?
Speaker 14: I'm like yeah, sure. So he grabbed with my food
Speaker 14: and we walk out. I'm like, oh, a gentleman, I
Speaker 14: guess like, I'm assuming he's gonna walk me to my
Speaker 14: car and hand me my things and send me off
Speaker 14: right total.
Speaker 1: We get to my car, he hugs.
Speaker 14: Me and he keeps holding the food and says, oh, hey,
Speaker 14: thanks for this, I'm gonna split this with my roommate
Speaker 14: for lunch tomorrow.
Speaker 13: He was just like immediate, like, no, I.
Speaker 3: Didn't even think of that as.
Speaker 2: In his mind, I'm cheap to like.
Speaker 6: You would say that. While he is listening on the
Speaker 6: other line calling him cheap.
Speaker 2: Food Jeffrey and trying to defend him by calling him cheap.
Speaker 14: Wait, Shawna's on the other line right now.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, he's not crying on the floor right there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm here, guys.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately, what are your thoughts, dude?
Speaker 4: I mean, I can't even believe this is even a
Speaker 4: conversation right now. And I mean we were there for
Speaker 4: over an hour, and I just thought we were done eating.
Speaker 4: I thought it was right to get them.
Speaker 14: You just assumed then, like why didn't you say, like, hey,
Speaker 14: are you done?
Speaker 11: And can me and my roommates eat this.
Speaker 3: Follow up?
Speaker 4: I didn't see a problem with it. I figured it
Speaker 4: was ours. You know, I paid for the bill, and
Speaker 4: you know, but it's my meal. It's your meal when
Speaker 4: we're at the restaurant, but when the dates over, it
Speaker 4: becomes my meal.
Speaker 3: It's his possession because he paid for it.
Speaker 2: So this is something you do all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is something everybody should do.
Speaker 2: I don't see you're jumping down.
Speaker 6: Can you see his point of view?
Speaker 14: No, I didn't even say.
Speaker 11: I want this to go.
Speaker 14: I went to the bathroom, like if I had said,
Speaker 14: you know what.
Speaker 11: I'm done?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, maybe that's true, but.
Speaker 14: Like, no, I was still hungry.
Speaker 6: I mean, can't you be a little bit more understanding there? Kiwi,
Speaker 6: don't do that job?
Speaker 5: Sorry, I know that that's yours and Sean's nicknames, so
Speaker 5: I don't want to like step on any toes here.
Speaker 14: Oh, Hannah, listen, whoever told this guy that it was
Speaker 14: also cute to call people food names like no anything?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, can I just ask? It just kind
Speaker 2: of dawned on me, Sean, did you really think she
Speaker 2: was done done? Or do you just wanted a bigger
Speaker 2: portion to bring home to the house?
Speaker 3: Is it an opportunity?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I thought she was done. Honestly, I thought it was.
Speaker 3: Likely. Story.
Speaker 5: Well, sometimes you give off the signs of being done,
Speaker 5: like you rub your belly a lot, like you're full.
Speaker 2: You I thought she was still hungry, but the.
Speaker 4: Bathrooms, I'm done, and.
Speaker 3: He's like, can we get a box please?
Speaker 6: You may have been giving four vibes? Hannah, can you
Speaker 6: at least admit that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 14: Because my thing is like, even if I was giving
Speaker 14: full vibes, then what if I wanted to take my
Speaker 14: leftovers home? And while I was eating them at home,
Speaker 14: maybe I would think nice date, like.
Speaker 10: I'll give.
Speaker 7: You.
Speaker 5: But if you had thought the food was so good.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't you've eaten all of it there in one sitting.
Speaker 6: That much?
Speaker 1: I think those sounds like she would have eaten it
Speaker 1: all if they boxed it exactly.
Speaker 5: I think the whole room agrees, Hannah that you're in
Speaker 5: the wrong here, and you have a chance to be
Speaker 5: with you over and make this date done.
Speaker 6: The right way, a date that we would pay for.
Speaker 2: I mean, then it's our food.
Speaker 6: Get mail it over to the station so we can
Speaker 6: eat it. What do you think, Hannah? One more chance
Speaker 6: for Sean.
Speaker 14: If you guys are going to pay for it, I'm
Speaker 14: gonna request that then you also pay for another meal
Speaker 14: for him in his roommate to take home afterwards.
Speaker 1: And then maybe I.
Speaker 12: Consider, okay, well Brook can agree to cover that cost
Speaker 12: that she wants to jump in, but we'll just cover
Speaker 12: the two meals unless his roommate brings food home for him, like.
Speaker 2: Maybe she made a dog.
Speaker 3: We we did not ask that.
Speaker 4: To clarify, my roommates are real people, Oh okay, and
Speaker 4: they're my parents and your parents.
Speaker 2: The parents are eating the leftover.
Speaker 6: You know you don't want to take away food from
Speaker 6: his mom and dad.
Speaker 14: For me, this is like all starting to add up
Speaker 14: of like how you were raised and stuff, because my
Speaker 14: parents would never eat a stranger's leftovers, and so like,
Speaker 14: this is all just too much for me, and I'm
Speaker 14: respectfully going to pass.
Speaker 6: Oh god, man, did this just evolve to My parents
Speaker 6: are better than your parents.
Speaker 2: My upbringing much stronger than yours.
Speaker 4: All right, thanks anyway, guys, be honest, I don't think
Speaker 4: my mom would have liked her anyway.
Speaker 14: All moms love me, I will say it.
Speaker 2: I love that. That's what really got her insultant.
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: If you pay for a meal, should the leftovers belong
Speaker 6: to you? It's an interesting question.
Speaker 5: I know Brooks stances yes, because she buys us lunch sometimes,
Speaker 5: and before she goes home, she'll dig through the garbage
Speaker 5: cams trying to find any scraps that we didn't to
Speaker 5: bring it home to her family.
Speaker 2: Like, I didn't know you didn't like crust, Jeffrey. The
Speaker 2: crust is the best part.
Speaker 3: Take his cross home, Michael.
Speaker 2: I brought home some crust for.
Speaker 6: You for dinner.
Speaker 2: You put it all in a casserole dish and cover
Speaker 2: it and cheese. By the end of the week, he
Speaker 2: got enough to feed the whole family.
Speaker 5: The thing is Brooke is already in an established relationship,
Speaker 5: so she can get away with it.
Speaker 6: Sean was on a first date when he pulled that move.
Speaker 2: Sean, he's not getting a call back.
Speaker 3: Everyone texting in. We understand the points he paid. It's
Speaker 3: his food. I still don't think that's right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just interesting that it's her food until the
Speaker 5: meal is over. Then it changes possession.
Speaker 2: Charge that rule. They do a better job at dinner.
Speaker 7: Faster.
Speaker 6: I think we need to take this matter right up
Speaker 6: to the Supreme Court.
Speaker 3: There we go.
Speaker 6: They don't have anything else going on. No help us
Speaker 6: decide that. And in the meantime, we can continue to
Speaker 6: help you with your dating life. Email the show. We'll
Speaker 6: call that person who's not calling you back.
Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: I've been slowly starting to realize the true power of
Speaker 5: my voice. Oh wow, Like when I sang about olive Garden. Yeah,
Speaker 5: suddenly boom o g delivered right.
Speaker 6: To our office.
Speaker 2: Seriously, we were bathing in f was.
Speaker 5: A And when I sang about road rage, hundreds of
Speaker 5: people we're texting and saying, oh my god, I just
Speaker 5: got into a fender benders.
Speaker 2: It's not the positive this has that we wanted.
Speaker 5: And the one time I sang about babies, Brooke got
Speaker 5: pregnant mid song.
Speaker 2: Wow, how babies are made?
Speaker 5: So I apologize, and I don't think it's a coincidence though.
Speaker 5: Whenever I sing, I manifest things. Yeah, prepare your bodies
Speaker 5: for what's about to happen to them. When I use
Speaker 5: my vocal powers during.
Speaker 3: Pregnant, hold on because I don't want to be That
Speaker 3: one wasn't mine.
Speaker 6: Now, I don't know where that one came from. A minute,
Speaker 6: it's my brand new song of the week.
Speaker 5: Right after this, it is time for my song of
Speaker 5: the week, And you know, I do my darnedest here
Speaker 5: to try and highlight the underappreciated, overlooked members of our society.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know your danger.
Speaker 6: Sure, I get that.
Speaker 5: Sometimes it may not be mainstream popular quote unquote you
Speaker 5: think I care about that?
Speaker 2: I mean, our bosses do, but you don't.
Speaker 7: No, I do not.
Speaker 5: That's why in twenty eight teen, I dedicated a whole
Speaker 5: song to the beep of phobes, people afraid of their
Speaker 5: own car alarms. And yeah, like I said, not popular,
Speaker 5: but hey, you know me, I'm a rebel. I don't
Speaker 5: play by the so called rules. I even use off
Speaker 5: brand bird seed in my bird feet voice, at least
Speaker 5: when Petko runs out of the good stuff.
Speaker 6: That's right, because.
Speaker 2: I'm wild like that, gonna eat it and you're gonna
Speaker 2: lack it.
Speaker 6: Sam Straight.
Speaker 5: But anyway, I'm getting off track here, because there's an
Speaker 5: important group of people who need our attention. They're the
Speaker 5: silent ones who've been hiding in the shadows for too long,
Speaker 5: afraid to use their own voices to speak up and say,
Speaker 5: look at me, I'm different.
Speaker 2: Okay, give a voice to the voiceless, that's okay.
Speaker 5: They need to be recognized and have their struggle brought
Speaker 5: into the light. And after this song is sung, who knows,
Speaker 5: maybe they'll officially name me the new face of.
Speaker 6: Low t oh.
Speaker 5: Low testosterone. Bro It affects one and four men nationwide.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see it like International Women's Day today.
Speaker 5: Well, it's cold, selfish attitudes like that that make the
Speaker 5: low teers scared to speak up and tell us their plight.
Speaker 6: Don't act like it doesn't affect your family, Brooks.
Speaker 5: Someone in your life has this, your dad, your brother,
Speaker 5: maybe even your husband. They need our recognition, whether it's
Speaker 5: popular or not. That's why instead of singing the nineteen
Speaker 5: ninety nine hit song by Mark Anthony.
Speaker 6: I need to know it's young, Jeffreys. My tea is low.
Speaker 3: Gentlemen with low t muster have the strength in Texas
Speaker 3: and right now we got you.
Speaker 2: Jeff Are you having a struggle like do we need
Speaker 2: to get some medical house?
Speaker 5: Don't try to body shame me right before I sing, Brooke,
Speaker 5: this is for all the low tears out there.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna point when I'm ready.
Speaker 2: I don't know that I'm going to.
Speaker 1: With this.
Speaker 2: I feel like I have the highest testosterone in the room.
Speaker 6: Here we go. I'm gonna point when I'm ready point.
Speaker 5: Lately, I've been feeling less manly, telling myself I'm connu
Speaker 5: liking Barbie.
Speaker 6: Not quite a surprise in my younger years. Quickly you
Speaker 6: get tired if.
Speaker 13: I sit in chairs now, Joseph Cherry, my grade so
Speaker 13: stealing weaker.
Speaker 6: Hello, Bob Beer.
Speaker 13: Don't just says it's all about his stars to Loro,
Speaker 13: That's why Gilmore Girls is my new faith.
Speaker 3: Shook as Mighty is low. Yeah, my tea is low.
Speaker 13: All that head of Movey's take eads tall many hormones.
Speaker 6: Sanadio's last tea than the rock as it is being told,
Speaker 6: I got more estrogen than on the view. M chiseled
Speaker 6: picks have turned into man boobs. Used to have hair
Speaker 6: just like the lion king. I was move fussled. Now
Speaker 6: I'm mister clean.
Speaker 13: Been looking for the magic cure to dry my tears.
Speaker 13: Need a boost to help.
Speaker 6: My lazy boys downstairs. Don and add on.
Speaker 7: It stuff from it now Ba ba bob.
Speaker 13: Tiger shark hormone pills from men see because m t
Speaker 13: is lone.
Speaker 6: But you can't tell dome where the engine.
Speaker 7: No, my silver.
Speaker 6: Rodo, you'll never know that Mighty is low. Got punish
Speaker 6: your school stickers in my rear. When dog my stretchy.
Speaker 13: Clothes d my belly rolls instead of lululemons, I boo
Speaker 13: moove man long used to scull around my common blue
Speaker 13: ry steer down a love bramo like a pale doll
Speaker 13: ball Back in the twenties.
Speaker 9: How we used to the road like the nose of
Speaker 9: a light.
Speaker 13: But no, but where did it go?
Speaker 6: My libido?
Speaker 13: Why this turning on my shoes?
Speaker 1: Nigh?
Speaker 3: He says, Loo, she's good to go, but me not sold.
Speaker 13: They're a no performance in this aid time show at.
Speaker 6: The g NC.
Speaker 13: I know every cash here, pop been deils like Carnies
Speaker 13: and county. There billion terms of man powder by the
Speaker 13: key loo Damn, how many oysters can one dude though
Speaker 13: in I gotta go, Then I gotta go. Ah, my
Speaker 13: bathroom breaks, Nita and our road, So my tea is low.
Speaker 6: These jewels are broke, useless. Might as well treat.
Speaker 2: Them like them go, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 6: Day for all the low tears out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, every problem you have on Loti, because it sounded
Speaker 2: like from the.
Speaker 6: Song mostly it is cause of every male problem out there,
Speaker 6: all of it, pretty much all of it.
Speaker 5: Okay, if your husband spends a long time in the bathroom,
Speaker 5: check his.
Speaker 2: Tea, Yeah, not check his phone for ESPN or want
Speaker 2: to escape.
Speaker 6: Well, check all of it. Okay, Okay, it's all up together,
Speaker 6: all right.
Speaker 5: Text, I learned a lot text in seventy five. Tell
Speaker 5: us what you thought about the song of the week.
Speaker 5: We're gonna post the video up with all the lyrics
Speaker 5: on all of our socials.
Speaker 1: Have broken, Jeffrey, I feel like I need to go
Speaker 1: take a shot of estrogen after that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, too much masculinity. Yeah, at least someone got that
Speaker 6: promise that's your.
Speaker 7: Song of the week, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, I
Speaker 7: got a text to.
Speaker 5: Seventy eighty five nine two that says, jeff I appreciate
Speaker 5: you standing up for all the guys who struggle to
Speaker 5: get up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, why is it up and capitalized? It's interesting? Well,
Speaker 6: you know what.
Speaker 5: I am proud to lend a helping hand to any
Speaker 5: person who's struggling to get up.
Speaker 6: If you missed it.
Speaker 5: Instead of singing the nineteen ninety nine Mark Anthony hit,
Speaker 5: I need to know, I sang my own version called
Speaker 5: my Tea is Low because there is a large group
Speaker 5: of men who struggle with low testosterone every day, and
Speaker 5: they are too ashamed to admit to it. Okay, but
Speaker 5: after my song, I doubt they'll feel scared anymore. That's right, Jack,
Speaker 5: all those low tears out there, honk your horns with pride.
Speaker 6: Let me hear it.
Speaker 2: Why do I feel like the horns are even like?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I stand.
Speaker 5: Beside you brothers out there. We got a lot of
Speaker 5: TETs coming in on the textboard. Brooke, what are you seeing?
Speaker 1: I like this one that says, Hi, everyone, I caught
Speaker 1: the song halfway through, and I own a tea house.
Speaker 2: Could you put the name of it on air so
Speaker 2: people could come by?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I don't know if that's the type of
Speaker 5: tea that I was quite singing about, but.
Speaker 2: Or maybe it's the type of house that you don't
Speaker 2: know about and that's the problem.
Speaker 5: Oh maybe it's the solution to every man's problems. Go on,
Speaker 5: head on over there if you missed it. If you
Speaker 5: want to hear the song again, we're gonna put that
Speaker 5: up at the Brooks and Jeffery YouTube page, on our Facebook,
Speaker 5: Insta and on TikTok.
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: Today's player Roma had a tough choice to make this morning.
Speaker 5: She had to decide do I stay on hold waiting
Speaker 5: for a shot to beat Brook or do I just
Speaker 5: drive over to the casino and get rich the easy
Speaker 5: way and I'll tell you. Okay, Roma, if you're still
Speaker 5: on the phone with us right now, you made the
Speaker 5: wrong decision.
Speaker 2: You wanted to put it all on black.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, let it ride.
Speaker 12: Roma, Hi, brook in Morning.
Speaker 2: Are you sure you didn't just come from the casino?
Speaker 5: Roma, I was just going to go, But.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite game? What's your favorite casino game?
Speaker 7: It is called the fire.
Speaker 5: You start a fire over in the corner and makes
Speaker 5: everybody leaves and take the money.
Speaker 7: In the corner.
Speaker 2: Let's not tell too many people about the fire.
Speaker 6: Okay, sign me up to play the next time we go.
Speaker 5: But Brook's gonna leave the studio and while she heads out, Rama,
Speaker 5: you no game works. You got thirty seconds to answer
Speaker 5: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 5: you could say past. But you have to beat her
Speaker 5: outright if you want to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 6: Good luck? Your time starts now on this day.
Speaker 5: In two thousand and six, the popular show Top Chef
Speaker 5: debuted on what cable channel Lifetime What. What does the
Speaker 5: term use for surfers and skaters who prefer to ride
Speaker 5: with their left foot on the back of the board
Speaker 5: when referring to furniture? What is the formal name for
Speaker 5: a foot rest?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 9: Gosh? Past?
Speaker 5: Canada celebrates its birthday on the first day of which month.
Speaker 7: Than January.
Speaker 6: How long is an Olympic swimming pool? Fifty one hundred
Speaker 6: or five hundred meters?
Speaker 7: Five hundred meters?
Speaker 5: Good work there, Roma, We're gonna have Brooke come back
Speaker 5: into the studio. And while she's coming back in I
Speaker 5: see on my screener that you told our producer you
Speaker 5: might be moving to Vegas to work on yourself, which
Speaker 5: I'll tell you you don't hear that reason for moving
Speaker 5: to Vegas.
Speaker 6: Very often, out of Vegas to work on yourself.
Speaker 11: I've been in Washington too long, okay.
Speaker 6: But it says you you do have family in Vegas?
Speaker 6: Is that right?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 5: I have a sister and a brother.
Speaker 3: That makes sense, someone to drag you out of the Yeah.
Speaker 13: Funny story.
Speaker 11: My brother is top security at the circuit circus there.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I bet that is one. That is quite
Speaker 2: a busy job for him.
Speaker 3: When you hear a belligerent woman yelling do you.
Speaker 4: Know my brother? You will be the one dragging me.
Speaker 2: Out, just like childhood all over Agains.
Speaker 6: Come on again, We're on to Brook Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 6: Your time starts now on this day.
Speaker 5: In two thousand and six, the popular show Top Chef
Speaker 5: debuted on what cable channel God Bravo. What does the
Speaker 5: term use for surfers and skaters who prefer to ride
Speaker 5: with their left foot on the back of the board
Speaker 5: goofy when referring to furniture?
Speaker 6: What is the formal name for a foot rest.
Speaker 5: Ottoman, Canada celebrates its birthday on the first day of
Speaker 5: which month, July. How long is an Olympic swimming pool?
Speaker 5: Fifty one hundred or five hundred meters? Anastasia and Drozella
Speaker 5: are two people who can be found in which Disney story.
Speaker 3: Lly, I'm the mice.
Speaker 2: You are kind of like that.
Speaker 6: I am My God, everybody's drinking today. Let's go over
Speaker 6: the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose. Happy birthday, Huge,
Speaker 6: I've heard you're a massive fan.
Speaker 3: I love when they catch news anchors off guard Aroma.
Speaker 3: You got zero?
Speaker 6: Told you should have gone to the casino?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And Brook you got five?
Speaker 7: Did you get fined?
Speaker 3: God?
Speaker 11: Brook?
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's go over the answers for everybody on this day.
Speaker 5: In two thousand and six, the popular show Top Chef
Speaker 5: debuted on Bravo. This one was the one I'm confused
Speaker 5: about the term for surfers and skaters who prefer to
Speaker 5: ride with their left foot on the back of the board.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your right foot forward, that's.
Speaker 5: Regular left foot forward is goofy because I'm a goofy rider.
Speaker 6: Let's just get some clear well.
Speaker 3: Your right leg placing your left leg more toward the
Speaker 3: tailor back of your goofy man.
Speaker 6: I've always called myself a goofy rider, and I've been
Speaker 6: regular this whole time. Oh that makes sense. Here we go.
Speaker 2: Sorry, your regular, Jeff, there's nothing special about you.
Speaker 5: When referring to furniture. The formal name for a footrest
Speaker 5: is an Autumnan. Canada celebrates its birthday on the first
Speaker 5: day of July. Olympic swimming pools are fifty meters long,
Speaker 5: and Anastasia and Rozella are both the sisters in.
Speaker 1: Cinderella stepsisters Je, Well, they're sisters of each other's true Yeah.
Speaker 6: Roma, this wasn't enough to be nothing, but the good
Speaker 6: news is just we're playing.
Speaker 5: You went a pair of Adam tickets to the new
Speaker 5: movie Arthur the King, based on the incredible true story
Speaker 5: Arthur the King falls a team and an incredible dog
Speaker 5: at the Adventure Racing World Championships in the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 6: It's in theaters Friday, March fifteenth. You enjoy, sweet Thank you?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 2: What does the rest of the day hold for you today?
Speaker 6: Me, I'm thinking the casino because that was a straight.
Speaker 2: Last I know to sign you stay away from the casino.
Speaker 2: Today Roman, Yeah, I.
Speaker 6: Went to the coffee shop tried to get a coffee
Speaker 6: this morning.
Speaker 3: They were out of bagels and it was Starvey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just one of those days.
Speaker 6: Rama that was a post office.
Speaker 5: So you know, a lot of things that you need
Speaker 5: to work on. But come back and play us anytime.
Speaker 5: We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same
Speaker 6: Time on Monday, Brookie Jeffrey in the morning