Speaker 1: When Chuck Norris tells a dad joke, no one groans,
Speaker 1: but they die laughing.
Speaker 2: Chuck Norris used to have a pet Spider, then the
Speaker 2: spider bit someone. That person is now Spider Man.
Speaker 1: When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars look both
Speaker 1: ways before moving forward.
Speaker 2: Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician. He knows the
Speaker 2: last digit of pie.
Speaker 1: Once Chuck Norris reached a point of no return and returned.
Speaker 2: Chuck Norris has coronavirus for breakfast.
Speaker 1: In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse
Speaker 1: kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
Speaker 2: Chuck Norris and Superman get in a fight. I won't
Speaker 2: tell you who won, but the loser has to wear
Speaker 2: their underwear on the outside of their pants for the
Speaker 2: rest of their life.
Speaker 1: Have you heard that Chuck Norris is eighty one For
Speaker 1: such an old guy, I'm glad to hear he's still kicking.
Speaker 2: I still tell Chuck Norris jokes from time to time.
Speaker 2: He laughs most of the time.
Speaker 1: Chuck Norris is getting old. If he makes another show,
Speaker 1: it'll have to be called Texas Ranger with a walker.
Speaker 1: More Dad humor willwaits right after this short break.
Speaker 2: In high school, teachers had to raise their hand to
Speaker 2: speak to Chuck Norris.
Speaker 1: When Chuck Norris had been exposed to coronavirus, the virus
Speaker 1: was in quarantine for fourteen days.
Speaker 2: What is Chuck Norris Email address Gmail at Chucknorris dot com.
Speaker 1: If Chuck Norris lived in the woods, we'd call him
Speaker 1: the wood Chuck and he could check all the wood.
Speaker 2: Chuck Norris doesn't hoard toilet paper. He's used the same
Speaker 2: napkin since nineteen seventy four. He just scares the crap
Speaker 2: out of it.
Speaker 1: Chuck Norris didn't have to do the vaccine. COVID had
Speaker 1: to vaccinate against Chuck Norris.
Speaker 2: I hear Chuck Norris never drank coffee Kara tea.
Speaker 1: Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because Chuck
Speaker 1: Norris only believes in the element of surprise.
Speaker 2: Chuck norris calendar goes from March thirty first to April
Speaker 2: second because nobody fools Chuck Norris.
Speaker 1: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap
Speaker 1: out of it.
Speaker 2: When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had
Speaker 2: three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Speaker 1: Did you hear Chuck Norris keeps a gun in his beard.
Speaker 1: They say he calls at his chin strap.
Speaker 2: Chuck Norris signed his own birth certificate.
Speaker 1: When Chuck Norris left for college, he said to his father,
Speaker 1: you are the man of the house.
Speaker 2: Now, what kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?
Speaker 2: A round house?
Speaker 1: Chuck Norris wants through a party. It still didn't land
Speaker 1: on the ground.
Speaker 2: Chuck Norris once punched Spider Man and created the World
Speaker 2: Wide Web.
Speaker 1: One day, Chuck Norris passed a rid light and the
Speaker 1: police stopped his car. He charged the police.
Speaker 2: Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads? He never liked
Speaker 2: Bruce knee.
Speaker 1: When Chuck Norris works out on Weed's machine, the machine
Speaker 1: gets stronger.
Speaker 2: Chuck Norris once got bit by a king cobra. After
Speaker 2: three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Speaker 1: Chuck Norris has two kittens for breakfast every morning.
Speaker 2: When Chuck Norris was a baby, his mother called him
Speaker 2: Chucky once.
Speaker 1: It's hard writing a joke about Chuck Norris. It kicks
Speaker 1: your ass. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. And
Speaker 1: that's the Roundhouse Dad Jokes for Chuck Norris's birthday. We're
Speaker 1: on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far
Speaker 1: and wide, so please do us a favor and share
Speaker 1: just one of these jokes with your family and friends today.
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