Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the
Speaker 2: loser line.
Speaker 3: Goody, just call me back if you haven't heard the
Speaker 3: loser line before.
Speaker 2: It works like this.
Speaker 3: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at
Speaker 3: the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, miss, but are you my Mexican?
Speaker 2: Because I believe you are my.
Speaker 3: One and only. Whatever you do, don't throw a plate
Speaker 3: of enchiladas onto his cargo pants. Instead, tell him that
Speaker 3: you think your dad used that exact same line on
Speaker 3: your mom twenty years ago, right before you were conceived.
Speaker 3: And that's when you give him the digits to the
Speaker 3: loser line. So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we
Speaker 3: can play on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 2: Hello, my darling, I I hope you're not mad with me?
Speaker 2: Seemed the little surprise, and I go of you. I
Speaker 2: I love you, I love you, and I have a
Speaker 2: gift for you. I found an old shipping container, probably
Speaker 2: gonna need a little bit of work, but I'm going
Speaker 2: to model it into a house. We can build a
Speaker 2: family and live there. I wanted to get your feedback.
Speaker 2: You know your thoughts. Your thoughts are important to me,
Speaker 2: so you know, maybe we can remodel it together. Let
Speaker 2: me know I love you. I'm good to say.
Speaker 4: I shouldn't.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure. When he says he found a shipping container,
Speaker 5: it's his bunker, they.
Speaker 3: Don't, you know, and he wants to remodel it into
Speaker 3: a home to build a family.
Speaker 6: I mean, there's some shipping containers, but in that way,
Speaker 6: this guys, it's going to be the same.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 6: No, I don't think it's gonna be light in the areas.
Speaker 4: It's more like Dungeon.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Next message, Hey, Jake, it's a I just wanted to
Speaker 1: tell you I had so much fun with you the
Speaker 1: other night, and I love the homework assignment you gave
Speaker 1: me Mary bang Kill.
Speaker 5: So I had to think about it. Out of all
Speaker 5: the presidents, he told me which ones I would do,
Speaker 5: and I finally have my answer. So okay, first we're
Speaker 5: going to start with bang And like obviously the answer
Speaker 5: like everyone would give would be Clinton because like he
Speaker 5: knows what he's doing. But I'm thinking it my real
Speaker 5: answer might be Richard Nixon, because you know, the bad boys,
Speaker 5: like they're always the most fun. So I'm gonna go
Speaker 5: with Nixon.
Speaker 6: On that and then kill I don't even really want
Speaker 6: to kill any of them, but if I had to,
Speaker 6: I guess I would choose Lincoln because you know, he
Speaker 6: gets shot anyway, so I.
Speaker 1: Don't don't know what's the harm and me doing it, So.
Speaker 2: I guess I'll just kill him.
Speaker 5: And then for Mary, I think I think I'm going
Speaker 5: to go with Obama on this one, just because, like
Speaker 5: I'm not exactly sure if he's a legal citizen or not.
Speaker 5: So if he marries me, then he's going to be
Speaker 5: a citizen, and I really want that for him. So yeah,
Speaker 5: now your turn, and you have to do it back
Speaker 5: to me, and you have to do first, lady.
Speaker 7: I'll be waiting.
Speaker 3: So it is calls like this that we really really
Speaker 3: appreciate from our listeners who don't just give out the
Speaker 3: loser line number by itself. They give the person an
Speaker 3: assignment call and leave a message saying which president you marry,
Speaker 3: bank kill?
Speaker 2: I don't know how you got worse.
Speaker 3: It got worse after the Nixon answer.
Speaker 5: I thought that was going to be the epitome of
Speaker 5: the bat.
Speaker 3: I think it's sweet that she's trying to bring more
Speaker 3: citizens to the United States of America. And you know what,
Speaker 3: if you're down to play some Mary bang kill, why
Speaker 3: not head over to our TikTok page at Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey right now so you can tell us which morning
Speaker 3: show hosts you'd marry, bang or kill. But remember you
Speaker 3: can't answer jeff for all three.
Speaker 2: Kill you you want to be killed.
Speaker 3: It would be a good time. Also, while you're there,
Speaker 3: make sure to watch our live in studio reactions to
Speaker 3: our top loser lines of the week. We're filming one
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Speaker 7: Mel Hey, I'm really confused. I mean I can't find
Speaker 7: the Shine anywhere. I'm looking all around. I even went
Speaker 7: in and I asked somebody, Hey, is there a time,
Speaker 7: place and shine? And they were like no, they thought
Speaker 7: I was crazy. I ended up getting to a fight
Speaker 7: with the manager too, man, because I know.
Speaker 4: That was the right place. You gave me this address,
Speaker 4: and I know this is where I'm supposed to be.
Speaker 4: And when I went outside, I got a kick it
Speaker 4: on my car. So I'm driving around for a minute
Speaker 4: now trying to find this place that drives me crazy.
Speaker 7: Can you do me a favor? Can you please just
Speaker 7: call me back? Please? I mean I just need it?
Speaker 7: What what I emerging here?
Speaker 2: You Ao, I don't know about felt.
Speaker 3: Is bad for somebody on the loser Lie, it's a
Speaker 3: really good first impression to demonstrate your road rage to
Speaker 3: your woman right.
Speaker 2: Over the phone.
Speaker 3: He self edited.
Speaker 2: He didn't say the real word virgin. Good for her. Hey, Allie,
Speaker 2: it's it's I don't know if you remember me. We
Speaker 2: met and uh, you know over the check nakes. Did
Speaker 2: you make that really like a really funny joke? You said,
Speaker 2: waiter checks please like we laughed? Oh? Man, Like anyway,
Speaker 2: I was. I was kind of wondering if I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Oh crap, my phone's actually about to die. Basically, let
Speaker 2: me just hurry. I had a really time with you.
Speaker 2: I think it's so beautiful and like amazing, and I
Speaker 2: just like, like, let's go out next Friday or Saturday
Speaker 2: or or whenever you're free by dinner. I just want
Speaker 2: to get to know you. And and yeah, coming back,
Speaker 2: oh oh, I guess I didn't have to actually go
Speaker 2: that fast. My phone's not gonna die, but could we
Speaker 2: just like rewind past all the parts go back to
Speaker 2: the checks stuff, you know, just rewind, Yeah, to just ignore.
Speaker 3: That, and oh you kind of wish your phone did
Speaker 3: die because I was super embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a roller coaster.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's the same pitch he gave at
Speaker 3: the end of the date too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, meeting, I don't even know if it was an
Speaker 5: actual date.
Speaker 3: Oh, my uber's here, so I had a really good
Speaker 3: time with you and me to get ill all voicemails
Speaker 3: like you told me to. Oh wait, actually the uber
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