Speaker 1: So this is embarrassing. Had to show my husband that
Speaker 1: we had a podcast yesterday and how to download it.
Speaker 1: So Michael, honey, if you're listening, welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's time, and don't forget to follow the podcast too.
Speaker 1: All right, the show starts.
Speaker 2: Now, Well, this is super embarrassing.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: What happened like that?
Speaker 2: Well, National Procrastination Week just happened, and we were supposed
Speaker 2: to talk about it last week, but producer Boyd said,
Speaker 2: we missed it. We procrastinated. It's Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the morning.
Speaker 1: It's like, I hate when National Forget Week comes up.
Speaker 2: We forgot that. I had it on my list, I
Speaker 2: really did, and I just forgot to bring it up.
Speaker 2: So you know what, that's my back.
Speaker 1: Did you forget or were you just going to do
Speaker 1: it later?
Speaker 2: I mean, I was going to do it at a
Speaker 2: certain point and then well, look we're doing it. Okay,
Speaker 2: here we are. We got to it a week later.
Speaker 1: And they say, better late than never, Jeff.
Speaker 2: But if you're wondering why you're the type of person
Speaker 2: who procres escinates so much, researchers just did a big,
Speaker 2: complicated study on it. Basically, they found a connection between
Speaker 2: your attitude and your actions. So if your negative feelings
Speaker 2: about doing something outweighs the positive feelings of getting it done,
Speaker 2: then you're probably gonna put it off.
Speaker 1: I save everything for the very last minute.
Speaker 4: I do importance, Like I'm like, do I need to
Speaker 4: do these dishes? No, I have plastic silverware, I don't.
Speaker 2: Need to do Yeah, and not doing them doesn't like
Speaker 2: affect you in a bad way.
Speaker 5: The mold will go away, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And so if you're wondering why your boyfriend has been
Speaker 2: taking so long to propose to you, it's probably because
Speaker 2: mine the positive emotions on the other end don't outweigh
Speaker 2: the negative feelings of going through with it. It's the
Speaker 2: same thing with filing your taxes.
Speaker 1: I don't know that we're going to put those two
Speaker 1: things to each other.
Speaker 2: It makes sense if you think about it.
Speaker 1: Feels real bad.
Speaker 2: But I didn't say it feels good. I'm just saying
Speaker 2: it makes sense. And there's another type of procrastination though.
Speaker 2: If your attitude's too positive, like when you're putting off
Speaker 2: studying for a test because you feel so confident about
Speaker 2: the subject, you tell yourself, I don't even need to
Speaker 2: study for this. I got it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So maybe that's what the proposals are. They just
Speaker 1: are so confident. Yes, they are waiting.
Speaker 4: That's right, we've learned, We're learning so much, and I've
Speaker 4: got positive emotions about being done with the shock.
Speaker 2: Collar question of the day. So let's not procrastinate. Let's
Speaker 2: get it over with digital Jay, give us some trivia.
Speaker 6: Today is Johnny Knoxville's birthday? And what are the chances
Speaker 6: that the birthdate of Johnny Knoxville just so happens to
Speaker 6: coincide with a holiday celebrating the death of Johnny Applesey.
Speaker 6: Who would have thought two famous Johns would collide in
Speaker 6: the middle of the universe exactly one hundred and thirty
Speaker 6: years apart on the same.
Speaker 2: Their Wow, John is such a rare name.
Speaker 5: What are the odds, Jeff? Why we can't ignore you?
Speaker 5: Tell me right now, we're not ignoring fate at all.
Speaker 6: And today we have to honor famous Johns everywhere in
Speaker 6: a special shot collar edition of blenty of Dolente. Now,
Speaker 6: each of you just give me a number one through twenty,
Speaker 6: and I'll tell you about a famous John from history.
Speaker 5: You just have to name him.
Speaker 6: Okay, We're gonna start with the woman who was rumored
Speaker 6: to have a fling with the late John McCain and
Speaker 6: it had nothing to do with power or money, just
Speaker 6: true love.
Speaker 5: That's Alexis Fuller.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow, she can't even tell you who John McCain was.
Speaker 6: Because it's too personal to Alexis.
Speaker 5: Give me a number one through twenty please.
Speaker 1: Let's go eleven.
Speaker 6: Number eleven, known for his leading role in the nineteen
Speaker 6: ninety nine film hit Being John Malkovich.
Speaker 5: Who is this famous John? I don't know this movie?
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh my god.
Speaker 2: You know he's an actor, so you could.
Speaker 8: Start there being John Malkovich.
Speaker 9: I'm imagining a documentary about like maybe a funny guy.
Speaker 1: So maybe it's like John Krasinsky. I don't know how that.
Speaker 5: Alexis said John Krasinski. That is incorrect. The star of
Speaker 5: Being John Malkovich was John Malkovich.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how did you miss that?
Speaker 5: I documentary?
Speaker 2: You know who John Malkovich is?
Speaker 1: No, if I saw a photo.
Speaker 2: If you saw a picture of him, you'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: that guy.
Speaker 7: We'll put our Instagram on full Malcovich mode for moving
Speaker 7: on to Brook right, Well, give me a number one
Speaker 7: through twenty please. Let's go fifteen, We're fifteen, Brook, This
Speaker 7: famous John was best buddies with a guy who robbed
Speaker 7: from the rich and gave to the poor.
Speaker 5: Who was he?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a Robin Hood and John. Me, yeah, little
Speaker 1: John is gonna just call him Little John's.
Speaker 5: No, I'm gonna need you to enunciate that first.
Speaker 1: Little John.
Speaker 6: Okay, Little John is corect. I would not have accepted
Speaker 6: little John. That is a rapper and I was prepared
Speaker 6: to doc you on that. Thank you for enunciating, Brook.
Speaker 6: You're on to the next round.
Speaker 2: What was that song?
Speaker 1: Me, Little it's from the nineteen seventies. Yeah, Robin Hood movies.
Speaker 5: You pulled that number none.
Speaker 6: It's a bop for sure, Jose, Jose, number one through
Speaker 6: twenty please number three, number three, Jose. This famous John
Speaker 6: began acting in films during the nineteen eighties, from Say
Speaker 6: Anything to sixteen Candles. Tell me the full name of
Speaker 6: this John.
Speaker 2: I don't know either those.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm just gonna give a shout out to
Speaker 4: a John that just came in my head and I've
Speaker 4: always been entertaining to me.
Speaker 5: Shout out to John Lovett's John love It.
Speaker 2: He is an actor that actually not a bad guy.
Speaker 4: He never seen total scar John Lovetts is incorrect.
Speaker 5: Shout out, we're looking for John Cusack.
Speaker 2: Oh say anything, darn it?
Speaker 5: Saren dipity Jeffrey, it's your turn. Give me number one
Speaker 5: through twenty please.
Speaker 2: I'll take number eighteen for eighteen, Jeffrey.
Speaker 6: This John is an iconic American singer and songwriter. One
Speaker 6: of his bigger hits was inspired by a camping trip
Speaker 6: with his girlfriend in Colorado.
Speaker 5: Name this John?
Speaker 2: Oh no, Well, the first singer John I think of
Speaker 2: is John Mayer. Yeah, me too, and he's dated a
Speaker 2: lot of women. Or is it that Chainsmokers song?
Speaker 1: Well, I think you need to think.
Speaker 2: Oh, you know the Polish Master Boulder. Maybe that's about.
Speaker 1: Is there a John John in the Chain.
Speaker 5: Chain Smoker, John E.
Speaker 2: Smoker, Let's go with John chain Smoker.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she went with John chain Smoker. That's incorrect. I
Speaker 6: was looking for John Denver song Rocky Mountain High.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so we're getting we're done with the John edition.
Speaker 6: That means brook Yeah, you won the John Edition of
Speaker 6: plenty of twenty.
Speaker 5: Is on the John.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was meant.
Speaker 5: To be so Brooke.
Speaker 2: It's to choose who gets shocked, and they're going to
Speaker 2: be singing Jack and Diane by John Cougar, Melon, je.
Speaker 5: Gonna be, she's ready to say she wait for it,
Speaker 5: Let her do it, Let her do it.
Speaker 1: This is a weird part. What is this part?
Speaker 10: I can't believe you've gotten this far?
Speaker 2: Well, daddy, Jack died. Okay, wait, you know you won right,
Speaker 2: You're supposed to choose to you.
Speaker 5: I'm so glad you let that single song Brooke told you.
Speaker 5: We're like, who are you picking? What are you doing?
Speaker 2: She starts singing, Just grade out there for a solid minute. Congratulations,
Speaker 2: that's your shot collar question of the day. We got
Speaker 2: your phones have coming up in just a few.
Speaker 11: Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: If you're on a first date and you do not
Speaker 2: want to go on a second one, just do all
Speaker 2: of the stuff on this list. Oh no, it's broken, Jeffrey.
Speaker 5: In the Morning.
Speaker 2: Because a popular publication asks people to name the top
Speaker 2: food related turn offs that you cannot come back from.
Speaker 1: Oh let me go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's the top ones. Number seven is licking your
Speaker 2: fingers clean on a date.
Speaker 5: So happy we came for ribs.
Speaker 2: Number six is eating something off of your date's plate
Speaker 2: without asking first, without asking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, it's sometimes so hard you don't
Speaker 1: even think about it when your hand is just reaching
Speaker 1: for the French fry. It's not like your brain is controlling.
Speaker 2: Wlap that hand away.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a one way I think girls are
Speaker 4: allowed to do about us guys, and we reached none out.
Speaker 2: No, the survey says it's a huge turn. Number five
Speaker 2: slurping your soup.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, that's a compliment in certain Asian countries.
Speaker 5: I will explain your date.
Speaker 2: Number four is brooks go to move licking your knife.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, she doesn't run.
Speaker 12: It, just sat down.
Speaker 1: What about your plate?
Speaker 2: Oh, I think the plate's okay. The knife is the
Speaker 2: one that gives off red flag vibes. Number three is
Speaker 2: picking your teeth during the day.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think I do that some cautious.
Speaker 2: It doesn't say anything about picking your dates teeth though,
Speaker 2: so that one seems fine. Your number two is talking
Speaker 2: with your mouth full or chewing with your mouth open.
Speaker 1: I hate that.
Speaker 2: And the number one food turn off that you can
Speaker 2: pull on a first date that will instantly ruin it
Speaker 2: is spitting something back out onto your poet.
Speaker 1: But I think it's an accident.
Speaker 2: No, purposely if you don't like it. Spitting it onto
Speaker 2: your plate.
Speaker 1: You got some grizzle from the.
Speaker 2: Me, Yeah, Spit it into a napkin like a gentleman lady.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Those are the top food related turnoffs. Laser Stories is
Speaker 2: coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that's
Speaker 2: launching a new startup airline called Squish, where the entire
Speaker 2: plane is only middle seats.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh, at least, I'm finally being honest.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure how they get that done, but maybe
Speaker 2: everybody sits in a giant oval, so everybody's in the middle.
Speaker 2: Welcome the Squish and enjoy your flights.
Speaker 1: You have to stare at each other.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 2: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 2: we've got a laser and those other bars baguettes just don't.
Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of Charleston, West Virginia.
Speaker 2: It was a sad day as a crowd of people
Speaker 2: gathered for a candlelight vigil to honor an establishment that
Speaker 2: was very important to them. I'm talking about the local
Speaker 2: Charleston Hooters. The community had learned that their location was
Speaker 2: closed and the building would soon be destroyed the humility
Speaker 2: of it all, and they did not want to mourn
Speaker 2: alone else, So Cole went out on social media and
Speaker 2: wouldn't you know it, four hundred people showed.
Speaker 1: Up to Hooters candlelight vigils.
Speaker 2: Out of towners even came from far away as Ohio
Speaker 2: and North Carolina to pay their respects.
Speaker 1: Sorry, boss, i gotta take the day off of work.
Speaker 1: I've got a service to attend the boss.
Speaker 2: The service, I'm gonna be there too, that's all carpool.
Speaker 2: They even hung posters on the fence outside the location,
Speaker 2: laid flowers down, and lit candles eat sharing what Hooters
Speaker 2: meant to them.
Speaker 1: Possibly mean, I mean nobody goes there.
Speaker 2: Everybody has their favorite place to eat lunch.
Speaker 1: Put on my nylons and my booty shorts right now.
Speaker 2: And old employees showed up to the vigil as well.
Speaker 1: Are they looking for tips?
Speaker 2: Former Hooters girl Danielle Hugheart spoke about how she helped
Speaker 2: customers celebrate their birthdays, engagements, and in the waning days
Speaker 2: of their bachelorhood while wearing the skimpiest of outfas engagements.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, she slid. Yeah, you're not going to any
Speaker 1: engagement parties at Hooters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not as romantic as they are. Even the
Speaker 2: original owner was on hand to pay his respects and said,
Speaker 2: for some people it was all about friendship and community.
Speaker 2: For others it was all about those two big owls.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think for most people it was the owls.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we feel this from the bottom of our hearts.
Speaker 2: Rip to the Charleston Hooters. You will not be forgotten.
Speaker 2: This next laser shory is out of the United Kingdom.
Speaker 2: In Britain. They just celebrated the two hundredth anniversary of
Speaker 2: the RNLI, or Royal Navy Lifeboat Institution.
Speaker 10: Oh.
Speaker 2: They're kind of like our coast Guard, and lately they've
Speaker 2: been very busy, probably because seventy six year old Finley
Speaker 2: Burton is keeping them on their toes. Once a week
Speaker 2: he would try and row a bathtub from Southwest England,
Speaker 2: three hundred and fifty eight miles away to Scotland.
Speaker 1: Do bathtubs slow? Is there a water displacement thing that's
Speaker 1: happening there?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Finley dreamed he could do it and always had his
Speaker 2: dog with him during the attempts. Unfortunately, they get about
Speaker 2: half a mile out to see before the tubs started sinking.
Speaker 1: Okay, it did sink, okay.
Speaker 2: And that's when the r N l I would come
Speaker 2: in to save him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it gets a little water in it.
Speaker 10: It's pretty bottom heap.
Speaker 1: How many bathtubs could this man find to do?
Speaker 2: Because they saved him many many times. They always brought
Speaker 2: his tub back to shore, they did, and no matter
Speaker 2: what they said to him, he kept on doing it.
Speaker 1: Okay, why didn't they let the tub sink? That could
Speaker 1: have solved their problem.
Speaker 2: They came up with a better idea and decided the
Speaker 2: only way to save Finley's life was by destroying his bathtub.
Speaker 1: Suddenly, Finley's in a shower. Now is he doing that?
Speaker 2: They blew it up in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1: It feels very violent.
Speaker 2: Finley would have gone in and pulled it, TNT that
Speaker 2: thing and he never tried ever again.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 2: So in the end, Findley lived, but his dream died.
Speaker 2: And that's a good lesson for some. Don't let your
Speaker 2: dream kill you, especially if it's a really dumb one.
Speaker 1: Huh, that is a good lesson. God, we're starting off
Speaker 1: deep this morning between bathtub races.
Speaker 2: Let's see what's next, because this one's out of carb
Speaker 2: Craziness Central.
Speaker 1: Don't hate on my carbs.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey, did you have a donut this morning? I'd like
Speaker 2: one because if you did. This might be hard news
Speaker 2: to hear. But you're a little uglier than when you
Speaker 2: woke up now.
Speaker 1: That hurt.
Speaker 2: I say that because a study in France found refined
Speaker 2: carbohydrates make us noticeably less attractive within two hours of
Speaker 2: eating them.
Speaker 1: So like when I took that Selvia yesterday and I
Speaker 1: was like, God, I hate the way I look right now.
Speaker 1: It wasn't because of me. It was because of the
Speaker 1: lunch I had.
Speaker 2: That's right. I see the saying isn't it goes right
Speaker 2: to your hips anymore? It goes right to your face?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: And it's true. According to the study, it includes things
Speaker 2: like doughnuts, bagels, pancakes, muffins, white bread, and sugary cereals hasty.
Speaker 2: In fact, researchers had volunteers rate how attractive people's faces
Speaker 2: were before and after they ate breakfast.
Speaker 1: They did the volunteers know that that's what they were
Speaker 1: getting rated on.
Speaker 5: Well, you know you're starting off as a midge.
Speaker 1: Annie, I'm gonna sign up for a study that's gonna
Speaker 1: really dropped my self confidence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure they just thought it was a breakfast
Speaker 2: study and that with reality, some ate healthy foods and
Speaker 2: others ate things that were carb heavy. Okay, the people
Speaker 2: who ate the carbs were seen as significantly less attractive. Oh,
Speaker 2: just two hours late.
Speaker 4: They're still in there, like huddled over past deposition.
Speaker 2: They're not sure why, but it was true for both
Speaker 2: men and women, almost unanimously across the board.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm not an uggo. I just love sugar.
Speaker 2: I think twice about biting into that breakfast pastry.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of Missouri.
Speaker 3: Ooh, Missouri.
Speaker 2: If you want to be part of history, get yourself
Speaker 2: to Saint Louis on Thursday because a place called City
Speaker 2: Museums hoping to break the world record for most people
Speaker 2: wearing underpants on their head.
Speaker 1: Oh, my son does this every day, My mom, it's funny.
Speaker 2: The museum already has the world's largest pair of underwear
Speaker 2: in the world.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's one of those refined Missouri Museum.
Speaker 2: The waistband of it measures sixteen feet. Wow. So they
Speaker 2: have some experience with this kind of thing. But back
Speaker 2: to their new attempt. The current record for most people
Speaker 2: with underwear on their head is two hundred and seventy.
Speaker 2: It was set at a bookstore in Illinois back in
Speaker 2: twenty twelve.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 11: Not wearing any pants.
Speaker 13: Film at eleven that.
Speaker 2: The people at City Museum are hoping to crush that mark.
Speaker 2: Oh and they only need two hundred and seventy one
Speaker 2: to beat it, but their goal is three hundred and fourteen.
Speaker 1: They want to hold onto that title as long as
Speaker 1: they can.
Speaker 2: Well, it's because Thursday is March fourteenth. That's pie day,
Speaker 2: as in the mathematical constant three point one four, but
Speaker 2: three one four is also the Saint Louis area code,
Speaker 2: calculating they're.
Speaker 1: Not going with circles or pies. They're going with underwear.
Speaker 2: They're going with the underwear record setting mark. And if
Speaker 2: you're wondering, you don't need to bring your own pair.
Speaker 2: Just show up. They're at one pm. They will give
Speaker 2: you some used undies to toss onto your hands.
Speaker 1: Be sure they just had him in their loss and
Speaker 1: found already.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, And if they need any volunteers for people to
Speaker 2: provide some definitely do not call this guy.
Speaker 1: Oh and he doesn't have any that's right.
Speaker 2: He doesn't bother with underwear. Commando is his middle name,
Speaker 2: it actually is his birth certificate. And that sound means
Speaker 2: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 11: On Wednesday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: There's all kinds of different messages that you can receive
Speaker 2: from people, like a text reminder that your dentist appointment
Speaker 2: is this Tuesday. I like those. Ye make me feel
Speaker 2: warm inside. Or a crumpled up post it note from
Speaker 2: your girlfriend wishing you a decent birthday it's not overshoot it.
Speaker 2: Or maybe a postcard from your family in Venice saying
Speaker 2: sorry we forgot to bring you on vacation again. Also
Speaker 2: we moved here now. Nice of them to at least
Speaker 2: notify you. The cringiest kind of message you can get
Speaker 2: is from somebody you barely know admitting they really really
Speaker 2: really really really like you. Luckily, you don't have to
Speaker 2: receive those messages because we were the ones who got
Speaker 2: them on our voicemail machine, and we're gonna play them
Speaker 2: all in a brand new Loser line coming up right
Speaker 2: after this.
Speaker 11: Is this the right number? It's the Loser Line.
Speaker 2: Go just call me back if you haven't heard the
Speaker 2: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a
Speaker 2: guy approaches you while you're out at the club and
Speaker 2: uses this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me, miss,
Speaker 2: but are you my Mexican? Because I believe you are
Speaker 2: my one and only cet. Whatever you do, don't throw
Speaker 2: a plate of enchiladas onto his cargo pants. Instead, tell
Speaker 2: him that you think your dad used that exact same
Speaker 2: line on your mom twenty years ago, right before you
Speaker 2: were conceived. And that's when you give him the digits
Speaker 2: to the loser line. So hopefully he leaves an awkward
Speaker 2: voicemail we can play on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 14: Hello, my darling, I I hope you're not mad with me.
Speaker 14: Seemed the little surprise, and I told you I love you.
Speaker 3: I love you, and I have a gift for you.
Speaker 15: I found an old shipping container, probably gonna need a
Speaker 15: little bit of work, but I'm gonna model it into
Speaker 15: a house. We can build a family and live there.
Speaker 15: I wanted to get your feedback. You know your thoughts.
Speaker 15: Your thoughts are important to me, so you know, maybe
Speaker 15: we can remodel it together.
Speaker 3: Let me know I love you it's good to say,
Speaker 3: I shouldn't feel.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure when he says he found a shipping container,
Speaker 1: it's his bunker, they don't you know.
Speaker 2: And he wants to remodel it into a home to
Speaker 2: build a family.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's some cool shipping containers, but not in
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 10: It's gonna be the same.
Speaker 1: No. No, I don't think it's gonna be light in
Speaker 1: the areas. It's more like Dungeon.
Speaker 10: Yes.
Speaker 8: Next message, Hey Jake, it's a I just wanted to
Speaker 8: tell you I had so much fun with you the
Speaker 8: other night, and I love the homework. Assignment you gave
Speaker 8: me is Mary Bang Kill. So I had to think
Speaker 8: about it. Out of all the presidents, he told me
Speaker 8: which ones I would do, and I finally have my answer.
Speaker 8: So okay, first we're gonna start with bang. And like
Speaker 8: obviously the answer like everyone would give would be Clinton
Speaker 8: because like he knows what he's doing. But I'm thinking
Speaker 8: it might real answer might be Richard Nixon because you know,
Speaker 8: the bad boys, like they're always the most fun. So
Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with Nixon on that and then kill.
Speaker 8: I don't even really want to kill any of them,
Speaker 8: but if I had to I guess I would choose
Speaker 8: Lincoln because you know, he gets shot anyway, so I
Speaker 8: don't know what's the harmon be doing it, So I
Speaker 8: guess I'll just kill him and then and for Mary,
Speaker 8: I think I think I'm going to go with Obama
Speaker 8: on this one, just because, like I'm not exactly sure
Speaker 8: if he's a legal citizen or not. So if he
Speaker 8: marries me, then he's going to be a citizen, and
Speaker 8: I really want that for him. So yeah, now your turn,
Speaker 8: and you have to do it back to me, and
Speaker 8: you have to do first, lady.
Speaker 1: I'll be waiting.
Speaker 2: So it is calls like this that we really really
Speaker 2: appreciate from our listeners who don't just give out the
Speaker 2: loser line number by itself. They give the person an
Speaker 2: assignment call and leave a message saying, which president you marry?
Speaker 2: Bank Kill.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you got worse. It got worse
Speaker 1: after the Nixon answer. I thought that was going to
Speaker 1: be the epitome of the bat.
Speaker 2: I think it's sweet that she's trying to bring more
Speaker 2: citizens to the United States of America. And you know what,
Speaker 2: if you're down to play some Mary bank Kill, why
Speaker 2: not head over to our TikTok page at Brooke and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey right now, so you can tell us which morning
Speaker 2: show host you'd marry, bang or kill. But remember you
Speaker 2: can't answer jeff for all three you.
Speaker 1: Want to be killed.
Speaker 2: It would be a good time. Also, while you're there,
Speaker 2: make sure to watch our live in studio reactions to
Speaker 2: our top loser lines of the week. We're filming one
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Well Mary bang kill goes over, we will be the
Speaker 1: dead studio ration.
Speaker 2: Now let's get back to the clips.
Speaker 16: Well, hey, I'm really confused. I mean I can't find
Speaker 16: the signs anywhere.
Speaker 3: I'm looking all around.
Speaker 16: I even went in and I asked somebody, Hey, is
Speaker 16: there a time place inside? And they were like no,
Speaker 16: they thought I was crazy. I ended up getting to
Speaker 16: a fight with the manager too, man, because I know
Speaker 16: that was the right place. You gave me this address
Speaker 16: and I know this is where I'm supposed to be.
Speaker 16: And when I went outside, I even got a kick
Speaker 16: it on my car. So I'm driving around for a
Speaker 16: minute now trying to find this place that drives me crazy.
Speaker 16: Do you do me a favor? Can you please just
Speaker 16: call me back? I mean I just see it?
Speaker 11: What what imrgin?
Speaker 6: Here you a.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I felt. Is bad for somebody
Speaker 1: on the loser.
Speaker 2: It's a really good first impression to demonstrate your road
Speaker 2: rage to your woman right over the phone.
Speaker 1: Self edited, he didn't say the real word.
Speaker 2: Vergin.
Speaker 15: Good for her, Hey, Alie, it's it's I don't know
Speaker 15: if you remember me.
Speaker 3: We met and uh, you know over the check Nate said,
Speaker 3: you make that really.
Speaker 2: Like a really funny joke.
Speaker 3: You said, waiter checks please, like we laughed, oh man Like, Oh, anyway,
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 17: I was kind of wondering if I'm sorry, Oh crap.
Speaker 3: My phone's actually about to die.
Speaker 17: Basically, let me hurry.
Speaker 3: I had a really good time with you.
Speaker 15: I think it's so beautiful and like amazing, and I
Speaker 15: just like like, look, wow, next Friday or Saturday or
Speaker 15: or whenever you're free by dinner.
Speaker 3: I just want to get to know you.
Speaker 14: And and yeah, coming back, Oh oh.
Speaker 3: I guess I didn't have to actually go that fast
Speaker 3: my phone. I'm not gonna die with.
Speaker 15: Can we just like rewind past all the parts, go
Speaker 15: back to the checks mixed stuff, just rewind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just ignore that.
Speaker 2: And oh you kind of wish your phone did die
Speaker 2: because I was super embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a roller coaster. I feel like that's
Speaker 1: the same pitch he gave at the end of the
Speaker 1: date too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I meeting.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if it was an actual date.
Speaker 4: Oh, my uber's here, so I had a really good
Speaker 4: time with you and me to get your voicemails like you.
Speaker 6: Told me to.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, actually the uber is going to be here
Speaker 2: in thirty seconds. Remember lit a lose a line regularly
Speaker 2: at this time every week, and make sure you subscribe
Speaker 2: to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok where you can hear
Speaker 2: your favorite loser line of the week right up on there. Now,
Speaker 2: we're gonna get into a phone tap.
Speaker 11: Right after the week freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Today we call a guy who got set up by
Speaker 2: his brother. Apparently they work out together at the same gym,
Speaker 2: and he's disappointed. His bro just emailed to cancel his membership.
Speaker 2: It's too expensive, can't afford it anymore. Well, Jose's going
Speaker 2: to offer him a unique solution though, to possibly continue
Speaker 2: his membership. And I believe this is the way all
Speaker 2: gyms will do it in the future once they hear
Speaker 2: this phone tap Right now.
Speaker 11: It's.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hi is this Robert?
Speaker 12: Yes, this is this is the Mario from Jim.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 10: Good morning?
Speaker 12: Hey, good morning.
Speaker 4: So I see that you send us an email here
Speaker 4: about canceling your membership.
Speaker 10: Huh that's not cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we never quit on you. You don't quit
Speaker 2: on us. It's kind of the gym, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: give me two more reps.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry I interrupted you. What were you saying, Robert?
Speaker 12: Uh no, No, I was just gonna say, like, I
Speaker 12: sent the email because I mean, I just have a
Speaker 12: lot of life changes right now.
Speaker 10: And oh yeah I also had ed.
Speaker 4: It gets better, man, there's the advances in medicine are huge, man,
Speaker 4: believe me.
Speaker 10: I can I can connect you to somebody.
Speaker 12: No, it's just it's it's strictly financial right now for me. No,
Speaker 12: I don't have any I don't have any problems or anything.
Speaker 10: Oh it's a money thing, got it.
Speaker 4: Well, according to this you pay forty nine ninety five
Speaker 4: a month, which compared to a few others here, man,
Speaker 4: that is a screaming deal.
Speaker 12: No, no, no, I understand that. But like I mean,
Speaker 12: I just yeah, I can't afford like forty nine ninety
Speaker 12: five a month.
Speaker 4: So it's the forty nine ninety five. Let me think
Speaker 4: forty nine ninety five. It could go down lower to
Speaker 4: forty nine ninety Maybe you can go out of forty
Speaker 4: ninety eight. Maybe you can out of forty eight and
Speaker 4: eighty nine, maybe forty eight eighty eight?
Speaker 2: Who was it all?
Speaker 5: Who was it now?
Speaker 2: Forty eight forty seven?
Speaker 10: Who wants at forty seven?
Speaker 2: Who wants on forty seven?
Speaker 5: Robbers?
Speaker 10: You want it on forty seven?
Speaker 5: Is that what I'm here?
Speaker 3: Robert?
Speaker 5: Am I hare robber?
Speaker 3: What are you doing, Robert?
Speaker 4: For forty seven dollars for a month?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 5: Grasp?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? What?
Speaker 17: What's going on?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 12: I don't know what do you mean?
Speaker 5: What's going on?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 2: You just saved almost two dollars?
Speaker 10: How'd you get that out of me?
Speaker 12: No, dude, you were a gym. I didn't ask to
Speaker 12: be in an auction.
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 12: I don't want an auction for like yeah, and you
Speaker 12: guys every month like well.
Speaker 4: Our manager has been training us to do these calls
Speaker 4: auction style, and they work really well.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you I'm the best of everyone.
Speaker 12: No, you're not listening to me.
Speaker 4: I've gotten so many deals done. I know you and
Speaker 4: me could reach an agreement by the end of this call.
Speaker 3: I know we can, Robert, I didn't ask for that.
Speaker 12: And it's still too much money, all right.
Speaker 4: So you were thinking something like forty six fifty, maybe
Speaker 4: forty six dollars, maybe.
Speaker 5: Forty five dollars.
Speaker 4: Maybe's gonna go down low on May forty eight, forty
Speaker 4: ninety eight, maybe forty five ninety seven, maybe forty five
Speaker 4: ninety six, maybe forty five.
Speaker 5: Ninety four.
Speaker 2: Sold They skipped the last.
Speaker 4: Second, and hey, go even down, and I just probably
Speaker 4: brought my jaw al.
Speaker 16: Dude, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Wow, man, you are good.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 12: What's going on with your with you guys like doing
Speaker 12: this auction thing, but like, what do you mean stop?
Speaker 12: Oh just cut it out?
Speaker 4: Like, well, you said stop too late. The auction's over.
Speaker 4: You're supposed to say it while I'm in the middle.
Speaker 4: Do you want me to start again?
Speaker 12: Because I don't go back to the going into the
Speaker 12: stupid voice and the stupid auction thing, Like I don't
Speaker 12: care what your manager told you to do, Like this
Speaker 12: is so frustrating. I just want to cut this cost
Speaker 12: out of my life.
Speaker 4: Okay, No, I didn't mean to, like bug you or
Speaker 4: annoy you or anything. I'm just trying to help. So
Speaker 4: I'm really sorry, Robert. Honestly, that's I didn't realize I
Speaker 4: was getting out of hand there.
Speaker 12: Yeah, Like I didn't mean to yell at you. I'm
Speaker 12: just I'm just wanting to make a cancelation. Like I've
Speaker 12: got a lot of things, like things going on right now,
Speaker 12: and I just can't afford it.
Speaker 10: Look, I get you, man, we all go through hard times.
Speaker 10: We've all been there.
Speaker 4: Like, what if we just said twenty five bucks a month?
Speaker 4: Even that's it? No frill is nothing?
Speaker 12: Is it really twenty five bucks a month? Like, yeah,
Speaker 12: twenty five I mean I might, I might could.
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe I.
Speaker 12: Could do that.
Speaker 4: Okay, so twenty five dollars works. And then add on
Speaker 4: the five dollars.
Speaker 10: I didn't me.
Speaker 5: Everything's like, no.
Speaker 4: We got a man's hearts anything, No, we have another
Speaker 4: five dollars.
Speaker 5: We want forty five dollars.
Speaker 10: Then we got another five movie.
Speaker 16: Now you now what?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Why did you say, Roberts?
Speaker 12: You say stop, stop, hey, sad, stop about.
Speaker 4: Six stays seven dollars, So six stakes seven dollars a
Speaker 4: month to lift some weights and sweat on the bar more.
Speaker 12: Than I originally had to pay, Like, oh, I'm not
Speaker 12: paying that.
Speaker 4: Well, honestly, the sixty seven bucks was kind of your
Speaker 4: brother's idea. He's the one that set you up for
Speaker 4: this whole prank phone call, so let's just blame that
Speaker 4: on him.
Speaker 12: Huh, what are you serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is.
Speaker 4: Actually Jose from the radio show Bricking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 10: We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 2: Your brother Kyle set you up.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, you.
Speaker 4: Were getting pretty pissed off, dude.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I was about to have a brain aneurysm in
Speaker 12: here in these numbers, bet me, And I'm just like,
Speaker 12: I know, I know.
Speaker 10: It was a lot, but hey, I bet you're relieved
Speaker 10: you don't have to.
Speaker 5: Pay for the gym anymore.
Speaker 12: To be honest with you, I'm kind of disappointed because
Speaker 12: I wanted that twenty five dollars deal you said earlier.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're starting on twenty five dollars.
Speaker 10: I was going to twenty six dollars.
Speaker 5: You want to get more?
Speaker 4: You want to know on twenty seven dollars, all I
Speaker 4: gotta do a say stop.
Speaker 10: We're gonna be here all day until you just hang up.
Speaker 10: Probably then again, don't.
Speaker 2: Say stop stop there it ass folks.
Speaker 10: We finally got the bill.
Speaker 4: It's officially one four and twenty seven dollars a month,
Speaker 4: and that's before the claiming veee of five dollars week.
Speaker 11: Us every morning was foom taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Speaker 11: brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: If you're trying to snag a date with a strapping,
Speaker 2: good looking business professional, yeah, then you need to call
Speaker 2: a strapping good looking business professional ish guy who works
Speaker 2: on the radio.
Speaker 1: Do you know any I do.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna raise my hand right there. I qualify for
Speaker 2: that role because one of our I said professional issues,
Speaker 2: because one of our listeners went out with a successful
Speaker 2: man who has one of the most desirable jobs you'd
Speaker 2: ever find on a dating app, and she's waited for
Speaker 2: him for not days, not weeks, but months to get
Speaker 2: another meet up, which is why she's finally reached out
Speaker 2: to us for our services. And I just hope this
Speaker 2: strapping gentleman is ready to be strapped by a strap
Speaker 2: happy strapper like myself. To yourself, it'll all become clear
Speaker 2: in your second date update. Right after this second date
Speaker 2: update date. If you go out with somebody that you really,
Speaker 2: really like. How long you're willing to wait and pursue
Speaker 2: them hoping to get that second date? What's your maximimy?
Speaker 2: Is it two weeks before you tap out? Four weeks?
Speaker 1: Wait, you're gonna wait. You're gonna wait that long to
Speaker 1: get a.
Speaker 2: Second date, That's what I'm saying. How long you're willing
Speaker 2: to wait for it?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say two minutes.
Speaker 2: Well, one of our listeners, Jacqueline, sent us an email
Speaker 2: saying she met a guy so amazing. She's been trying
Speaker 2: to lock down date number two for the last four months.
Speaker 1: Jesse. When you said it, the music chrescendo. I'm so right, Jeff.
Speaker 2: And then it's been four months to do whatever it takes.
Speaker 2: In fact, she's calling in the big guns to get
Speaker 2: it done today. And that's us. So Jacqueline, thank you
Speaker 2: for calling at and T welcome to the shoot.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Four months? My gosh, have you been dating other people
Speaker 1: in that time or are you just holding out for
Speaker 1: this guy?
Speaker 9: I mean, I've like met up with some other people,
Speaker 9: but I feel like most of my brain phase is
Speaker 9: taken up. I like thinking about Tom yeah, thinking about.
Speaker 2: Tom Yeah, he's guy number one in your heart right now.
Speaker 2: So Tom is his name? How did you meet him?
Speaker 18: Oh?
Speaker 9: Well, were that online?
Speaker 3: Like most people?
Speaker 1: Did you know as soon as you met him that
Speaker 1: there was something really special about him? I did.
Speaker 9: I got that like feeling. He's a lawyer and he.
Speaker 2: Is say no more, you want us all over? Thank
Speaker 2: you so much.
Speaker 10: I'm not getting draftees anymore.
Speaker 1: Why you he's busy, That's fine. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: and drunk. I mean, lawyers like to throw back.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's a lot of positives that you all
Speaker 2: just said right there.
Speaker 4: So that's not like your dream guy, a drunken, rich guy.
Speaker 2: I was never around perfect, okay.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe he's honestly been that busy. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: when my best friend was working at one of her firms,
Speaker 1: she was billying I think like ninety hours a week.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's possible. So how do things get
Speaker 2: started between you and Tom.
Speaker 9: Jacqueline, Well, we have this really good advance on the app,
Speaker 9: and we have a lot in common of like things
Speaker 9: we like to do, and here's ridiculously good looking, Like
Speaker 9: he's so good looking. At first, I was like sort
Speaker 9: of scared.
Speaker 1: Oh well, Okay, So now it feels like it puts
Speaker 1: it into a little bit different perspective.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so like he probably has a waiting list of girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you guys do? Did he ask you out?
Speaker 9: Yeah? He asked me out and he went out to
Speaker 9: dinner and he offered to pick me up, which I
Speaker 9: thought was like so sweet, but you know, I just
Speaker 9: had to look out for my safety. So so what
Speaker 9: so I like took a car service there and.
Speaker 1: That smart before you meet somebody.
Speaker 9: So yeah, we went to this Mediterranean place that I'd
Speaker 9: never been to. It was outside, it was really pretty
Speaker 9: at all those like little fairy light O love. What
Speaker 9: else he did that I loved was like one she
Speaker 9: was actually dressed properly, like I've gone on it on
Speaker 9: so many appdates and guys are just like they just
Speaker 9: came from the gym or something, and she was like
Speaker 9: waiting outside the restaurant for me, which I.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, And so what about the actual date itself
Speaker 2: when you sat down to have dinner with him? How
Speaker 2: was that?
Speaker 9: It was great? We had so much like we were laughing,
Speaker 9: We had so much to talk about, Like we had
Speaker 9: to keep asking the waiter to come back in five minutes.
Speaker 9: We even looked at the menu.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a great sign, yeah, I thought so.
Speaker 9: He never took out his phone.
Speaker 2: Do you remember a lot from a date that happened
Speaker 2: four months ago? Yeah, she found every single detail.
Speaker 1: She found a lawyer that doesn't take out their phone.
Speaker 1: I think that that doesn't even exist, you.
Speaker 9: Know, yeah, like you would remember that you.
Speaker 2: Said a lot of good things. Did anything bad happen
Speaker 2: on the date? Because it has been a long time
Speaker 2: since you guys hung out.
Speaker 9: I don't think anything bad, like, because I've been running
Speaker 9: it over and over in my mind. The only thing
Speaker 9: I can think is like, I wish I could tell
Speaker 9: your picture, but like his jaw is so shiveled. I
Speaker 9: was like I kept saying, like, are you sure you
Speaker 9: don't mew?
Speaker 1: And you you don't mew the exercise to make your
Speaker 1: chin better?
Speaker 9: Yes, And he didn't know what I was talking about,
Speaker 9: like I had him.
Speaker 2: Can you explain it to some of the listeners who
Speaker 2: don't know what that is?
Speaker 9: Yeah, so you make like the mew sound, you're like
Speaker 9: new me and like kind of defines your job.
Speaker 5: Muscles.
Speaker 2: Any Wait, where were you doing that to show him
Speaker 2: during the date?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think a funny moment. Yeah, like you were trying
Speaker 1: to be funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he's.
Speaker 18: Sort of a couple.
Speaker 9: But I mean you did look at me like what
Speaker 9: are you doing? But like it wasn't like I can
Speaker 9: stand up on the table and do it for Emily.
Speaker 2: But I mean, yeah, I'm sure lawyers love to be
Speaker 2: on a date with cats.
Speaker 1: Basically, Oh, come on, jes she's just being playful, like
Speaker 1: you don't want to date somebody that's super serious and
Speaker 1: can't No.
Speaker 2: Maybe she like pulled like a ball of string around
Speaker 2: on the table too, very playful.
Speaker 4: She's like, you know, hold on, I'm gonna get this
Speaker 4: hair ball.
Speaker 2: So was there any like romantic stuff that happened on
Speaker 2: the day. Was there a kiss?
Speaker 9: Maybe there wasn't, unfortunately, but he did say you wanted
Speaker 9: to see me again and gave me a really long, tight,
Speaker 9: tight hug.
Speaker 1: So oh, she's still living in the embrace. Have you
Speaker 1: had zero contact with him since some were.
Speaker 2: Yet know what's happen in the last four months?
Speaker 9: Well, at first I texted him a little bit more.
Speaker 9: He said he wanted to see me again and everything,
Speaker 9: and then his birthday was two weeks ago, so I
Speaker 9: texted him for that.
Speaker 1: Why do you know that?
Speaker 9: I just know it.
Speaker 2: Just came into her brain naturally. Okay, So now it's
Speaker 2: been four months since that dinner date with this lawyer guy,
Speaker 2: and you've come to us hoping that we can get
Speaker 2: him to agree to a second date.
Speaker 10: Yes, all right, I have to be on your a
Speaker 10: game because this is a lawyer week.
Speaker 1: Maybe you get Maybe we just say this is a
Speaker 1: belated birthday present.
Speaker 2: That won't creep him out at all. Let's do that
Speaker 2: when we come back and get your second date update
Speaker 2: right after this hold on second date update four months.
Speaker 2: Most people don't wait that long to reach out to
Speaker 2: us trying to score another date. But our listener, Jacqueline
Speaker 2: is a unique individual.
Speaker 1: Hey, and she met a unique man.
Speaker 2: She figured out that man's birthday happened recently and won't
Speaker 2: tell us how she knew that, But that really doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: The bottom line is this, Her date Tom was very attractive.
Speaker 2: He's a lawyer, so duh, she wants to see him again.
Speaker 1: No, the interal connection, Jeffrey, was it just that she
Speaker 1: really enjoyed him.
Speaker 2: But her first two points to us were he's beautiful
Speaker 2: and a lawyer. To help her, he doesn't even have
Speaker 2: to mete for that jawline. That's all natural, baby. But
Speaker 2: the big problem is he's not reaching back out to
Speaker 2: her in the last four months. So we're gonna try
Speaker 2: and change that for you today, Jacqueline, how you doing.
Speaker 11: I'm good.
Speaker 18: How are you guys?
Speaker 1: I don't know that I was totally clear. Did he
Speaker 1: ever hit you back at all?
Speaker 5: Just zero?
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I don't want you to be like
Speaker 1: her if he doesn't remember who you are four months ago, totally.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, I haven't reached back to
Speaker 2: my mother in the last like four to five years,
Speaker 2: so that doesn't necessarily mean that it's completely dead.
Speaker 5: No, she is looking for.
Speaker 1: You actively though, And do you know her first name?
Speaker 2: You know what? Come back to me at the end
Speaker 2: of the segment and.
Speaker 10: I'll remember that actual exactly.
Speaker 2: But let's give this guy Tom a call. Tom the
Speaker 2: lawyer will see if he answers. Are we calling his
Speaker 2: cell phone?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I gave you his cell phone and he's definitely going
Speaker 9: to remember me.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's positive. I like that thing.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm not sure if I like the way that
Speaker 2: you said that, but okay, we're gonna style it here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 3: Hello? Is it Tom?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 2: Oh you're so formal? Answer your phone professional? Yeah, Hey Tom,
Speaker 2: nice to meet you. We're a radio show called Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you have a second
Speaker 2: Hello Thomas? Okay, did you hang up little too much? Hello?
Speaker 6: Tom?
Speaker 1: Are you there?
Speaker 3: I'm here? I'm sorry. Who is this?
Speaker 2: My name is jeff from a award winning radio show
Speaker 2: called Brook and Jeffrey in the morn.
Speaker 1: That's actually true.
Speaker 2: It happened a long time ago, but it happened like.
Speaker 1: When the book City and Everyone has one.
Speaker 3: You're on the radio right now, man, That's what the
Speaker 3: call is regarding.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a great question actually regarding you and your
Speaker 2: dating life with a woman that you went out with
Speaker 2: about four months ago named Jacqueline.
Speaker 3: Jacqueline. Yeah, okay, do.
Speaker 1: You remember Jacqueline? She definitely remembers you.
Speaker 2: You guys met online and went out to like a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Oh it was Mediterranean, Mediterranean food.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, she loved your jaw.
Speaker 13: I yes, I do remember who you were talking about.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I got a little laugh out of you.
Speaker 1: Were you thinking about calling her back?
Speaker 3: I know? If I'm being completely out.
Speaker 1: That's okay. We hear that sometimes.
Speaker 2: Is there a reason.
Speaker 13: Why I'm not gonna be calling Jacqueline back? I'm gonna
Speaker 13: end up staying away from her?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 3: It was, it was strange.
Speaker 1: What was strange?
Speaker 2: The date?
Speaker 3: Well, the date, No, the date was fine. We had
Speaker 3: a lovely time out.
Speaker 13: The problem was that she was overly forward.
Speaker 3: After the date.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: What happened after?
Speaker 13: Jacqueline was leaving voicemails at my place of work? Oh,
Speaker 13: she knew I was an attorney and apparently found out
Speaker 13: where I worked.
Speaker 2: She said that you weren't answering her, and so she
Speaker 2: was trying to reach you anyway possible because she was
Speaker 2: really really excited about the potential for your relationship.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did that feel like a boundary that was crossed there
Speaker 1: for you? Okay? Did you tell her though, because you know,
Speaker 1: people who maybe don't work in your line of field
Speaker 1: don't feel the same.
Speaker 13: Well, after about the fourth or fifth voicemail, I remember
Speaker 13: she did get in contact with my secretary and.
Speaker 1: What did she say to her?
Speaker 3: My secretary had her.
Speaker 13: On the line and I had to, you know, fib
Speaker 13: and say I'm extremely busy with the case, which, truth
Speaker 13: be told, I was busy with the case.
Speaker 3: But the other issue.
Speaker 13: With all of this is that I never gave Jacqueline
Speaker 13: the information of what law firm I work at.
Speaker 1: How did she fight to LinkedIn?
Speaker 3: You know, I do not know off the top of
Speaker 3: my head.
Speaker 13: I did not inquire about.
Speaker 3: Her further into this, I guess lately.
Speaker 2: Kend Of just.
Speaker 13: Wrote that off. I found that it was a little
Speaker 13: bit of a really intrusive move.
Speaker 1: If I'm being honest, that's going to be good for
Speaker 1: her to hear a little odd.
Speaker 2: And uh, I'm sorry that she I know you said
Speaker 2: you're trying to avoid her. We made kind of an
Speaker 2: oops because she's actually on the phone with us right
Speaker 2: now in the other line listening to this.
Speaker 1: She heard all that.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, that's that's how this segment works, and she's
Speaker 2: wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hey guys, Hey.
Speaker 9: Tom, I'm so happy that, like I get to hear
Speaker 9: your voice.
Speaker 3: I'm cut a while, Jacqueline, what are you doing?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 9: I was just trying to get a hold of you
Speaker 9: because I've been thinking about you and I have such
Speaker 9: a good time when we went out, and he said,
Speaker 9: you want to see me again?
Speaker 13: So I did at a certain point, But this is
Speaker 13: getting borderline stalker behavior. This is insane. You're using a
Speaker 13: radio station to contact me. I'm working right now. I
Speaker 13: thought this was a client.
Speaker 9: Oh, I'm so sorry. But if you would have gotten
Speaker 9: back to me, like I wouldn't have called them. And
Speaker 9: I think stalker is like way overblown. I've left the
Speaker 9: couple messages that you're work.
Speaker 10: Say that often it's not technically.
Speaker 3: If it's not stalkers, how did you find out where
Speaker 3: I work?
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually that's a good question.
Speaker 1: It's going to be hard to win an argument against
Speaker 1: a lawyer right now.
Speaker 11: Okay.
Speaker 9: In my defense, it was so simple, like all your
Speaker 9: pictures on the app, Like I saw that there was
Speaker 9: one picture of you outside the courtyard and you could
Speaker 9: see the courthouse across the street.
Speaker 12: So all I did was go on Google.
Speaker 9: Find the courthouse, and then I knew you were working
Speaker 9: in the building across from it. So you know, I
Speaker 9: called a couple of different law firms. Will I find you?
Speaker 1: That made it sound worse.
Speaker 2: You you did detective work based on a picture on
Speaker 2: his profile.
Speaker 9: Yeah, all ladies will do that, Like you look for
Speaker 9: contract clues in the pictures.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 5: You do it, but you just know where's the harm.
Speaker 1: I don't tell.
Speaker 2: You can't leave the evidence behind that.
Speaker 9: Okay, I wouldn't have left voicemails if you would have
Speaker 9: just returned my call. And you know, he had mentioned
Speaker 9: that he wasn't really loving his new secretary, So I thought, maybe.
Speaker 1: You didn't love Wait did you just say he didn't
Speaker 1: like his new secretary?
Speaker 9: He mentioned that when we had dinner.
Speaker 2: The new secretary, Tom, can you see how maybe you've
Speaker 2: brought some of this upon yourself? Stop it, but at
Speaker 2: a bare minimum, you have to be impressed with how
Speaker 2: she was able to figure out where or scared Jeffrey new.
Speaker 9: Section me Tom on the date?
Speaker 18: What's your best quality?
Speaker 9: And I said, I'm determined, And so I think I'm
Speaker 9: proving that I was determined to get a hold of
Speaker 9: you again.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a good side and a bad side
Speaker 1: to every quality.
Speaker 18: And I'm gonna have to like disagree with you about
Speaker 18: your secretary because she's totally friendly when I call, and
Speaker 18: obviously there she is.
Speaker 2: She's still there.
Speaker 1: We can convert, Yeah, not for long if she keeps
Speaker 1: giving out Tom's information.
Speaker 9: I found his information. I figured that all out on
Speaker 9: my own to like find a want credit for that.
Speaker 1: Oh, col he is not impressed, Tom.
Speaker 2: Maybe he'll be impressed if you wish him happy belated
Speaker 2: birthday right now?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? That?
Speaker 2: Lets you figure that it's your birthday. That's called persistence.
Speaker 1: I thought she texted you the birthday message.
Speaker 3: I blocked her a long time ago. I don't see
Speaker 3: anything she send to me.
Speaker 2: Oh, why he didn't get the message? You better tell
Speaker 2: it to him. Better wish him happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Right now, dude?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Or better yet, you can wish him happy birthday when
Speaker 2: you meet face to face for your second date, a
Speaker 2: date that we will pay for if Tom agrees to it.
Speaker 2: What do you think, Tom?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's a pretty clear message.
Speaker 2: Well, are you sure you want to say that, because
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Jacquelin's on the other side of the
Speaker 2: door from where you are right now, So I want
Speaker 2: to say yes, Just say yes, we'll go right now.
Speaker 3: I would not be surprised at this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, Jacqueline, you do understand what he's saying, right, Yeah, No.
Speaker 9: I get it. I mean there was a couple of times,
Speaker 9: like one of my friends wanted to meet for lunch,
Speaker 9: and she sort of lived over by that courthouse, like
Speaker 9: down that way.
Speaker 18: So we went and we had.
Speaker 9: Lunch, trying to maybe run into Tom and I didn't.
Speaker 1: Oh no, there's more than one crazy of you.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't want Jacqueline to leave this phone call
Speaker 2: empty handed. That's why, Jaqueline, we're going to offer to
Speaker 2: send you out to lunch with Tom's secretary. You get
Speaker 2: along with so much.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 13: Please don't go to lunch with my secretary.
Speaker 11: Please freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: I think this is going to be one of those
Speaker 2: dates we look back at and say, you know what,
Speaker 2: maybe there'll be better off as friends.
Speaker 1: I was thinking to be one of those dates where
Speaker 1: we turn the audio over to authorities.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, that'd be nice and they can be
Speaker 2: friends and you can visit her every few months while
Speaker 2: she's in prison. She gets herself.
Speaker 1: Into after this, there's any friendships ahead, it'll be nice.
Speaker 2: They could write each other letters back and forth.
Speaker 1: I think that it'll just be back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's never going to respond. But remember you can
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Speaker 2: are Awkward, Tuesdays, Closure calls, a whole lot more up
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Speaker 11: Ye Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's so disappointing when you find out that you got
Speaker 2: scammed on the internet. Oh yeah, like when your Tinder
Speaker 2: date shows up and turns out to be a catfish,
Speaker 2: or when that item that you ordered off a Chinese
Speaker 2: Facebook ad never arrives at your house. Luckily, there's one
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Speaker 2: with fancy words or fake promises of happiness. Where I'm
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Speaker 2: even if you try actually not wrong.
Speaker 1: Even when I buy furniture, I feel that way, there's.
Speaker 2: Something to it. Let's all lower those expectations and enjoy
Speaker 2: a brand new misconnections coming up right after this.
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Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.
Speaker 2: One is on an exploration trip to Mars, when you
Speaker 2: and the Russian cosmon not find a whole new meaning
Speaker 2: for the word space.
Speaker 1: Junk, no same meaning that I had when I was
Speaker 1: on Earth.
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Speaker 2: the best misconnections that they have to offer, like this
Speaker 2: first one titled your hahas gave me the hot hots,
Speaker 2: Oh woman for man thirties comedy club open mic night.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, she says, Oh my god, you were so
Speaker 2: funny the other night. You were the comic that had
Speaker 2: the joke about Ken hooking up with g I Joe hilarious.
Speaker 2: I don't know why no one else laughed. I thought
Speaker 2: it was so funny.
Speaker 1: If no one's been to a comedy open mic, you
Speaker 1: should just show you know what awkward silence feels like.
Speaker 2: She says. I was the unnatural blonde sitting four rows
Speaker 2: back that shouted that shouted, Hey g I Joe, I'm Barbie,
Speaker 2: let me see your weapon.
Speaker 1: How was she funnier than the comedians?
Speaker 2: I was a little tipsy, so I don't remember exactly
Speaker 2: what you said back to me, but whatever it was,
Speaker 2: I totally cracked up.
Speaker 1: You gotta laugh.
Speaker 2: Surprisingly no one else did again this room. I guess
Speaker 2: we were vibing and no one could enter our atmospheres
Speaker 2: after our flirty exchange you played. He told the waitress
Speaker 2: to cut me off. She thought you were serious. Does
Speaker 2: she not understand that you work in a comedy club?
Speaker 1: Hello? And does he not understand the only person laughing
Speaker 1: at him is the one lady boy like me?
Speaker 6: Dude?
Speaker 2: Anyway, I went out to get some fresh air and
Speaker 2: ended up going home with some guy that said he
Speaker 2: was friends with Cedric the entertainer. He's almost as funny
Speaker 2: as you. Almost anyways, will you call me please? Signed
Speaker 2: B Yeah, B for Barbie. This next misconnection is titled
Speaker 2: I drew a bird, Then you gave me the bird?
Speaker 2: Oh Man for woman thirties College of Art and Design.
Speaker 1: Feels like her message is clear, sir.
Speaker 2: He says, we used to sit next to each other
Speaker 2: in three dimensional design, remember me, I was the only
Speaker 2: guy there?
Speaker 1: Then, she probably does.
Speaker 2: And every day you came in and said, you're not
Speaker 2: going to draw another grouping of triangles again?
Speaker 6: Are you?
Speaker 2: What can I say? If you're good at something, don't stop.
Speaker 1: He's got those three sides down.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that was about five years ago. Now I can't
Speaker 2: find you anywhere online. Last thing I heard about you
Speaker 2: was that you couldn't afford tuition anymore, So you moved
Speaker 2: back home to become a nanny. Oh oh, that story
Speaker 2: was boring though, So I told everyone at school you
Speaker 2: had to leave because of alien hands syndrome.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I actually I would appreciate him. My life had come
Speaker 1: to back living with my parents. I'm like, please, who cares?
Speaker 1: It sounds cool?
Speaker 2: He says, look it up. It's cool regardless. You're probably
Speaker 2: wondering why I'm reaching out to you via Craigslist. Now
Speaker 2: it turns out I actually made something of myself and
Speaker 2: I work on the highway construction crew for the state.
Speaker 2: Pretty cool. And you'll never guess what my current project is.
Speaker 1: Oh tell me, it's a trying.
Speaker 2: I'm making yield signs for them. I just wanted you
Speaker 2: to know the dream lives on.
Speaker 1: Every time I pass a road time, I'm gonna think
Speaker 1: of the passion that goes down, he says.
Speaker 2: Hit me up for the reunion in a few years.
Speaker 2: Maybe we can go together. That signed spoink.
Speaker 10: Oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: All came full.
Speaker 1: Try hit the three points.
Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled bow Chick a Chihuahua.
Speaker 11: Dog.
Speaker 2: He says, man for woman seventies back patio palm garden's
Speaker 2: retirement comp.
Speaker 11: Yes.
Speaker 1: Wait, I was.
Speaker 2: The one who found your blind chihuahua taking a little
Speaker 2: bitty poopsy on my begonias. After a few calls to neighbors,
Speaker 2: you came to collect your prize, and you walked away
Speaker 2: with two your dog and a party bag of your
Speaker 2: pooches misgiving.
Speaker 1: He's gonna say, my heart, you gave her back.
Speaker 2: The dog dropping. Our interaction was brief, I'll admit, but
Speaker 2: I believe you noticed the canister of pepper spray in
Speaker 2: my hand just in case our conversation didn't go right.
Speaker 2: How could that conversation go that far south?
Speaker 1: Like she was getting her Doberman from your backyard After.
Speaker 2: Our te de tay, I invited you inside for some
Speaker 2: country crackers and some spiked coolie weird stuff. You declined,
Speaker 2: so I took off my shirt and said, how about now.
Speaker 1: I feel like it took him five minutes to get.
Speaker 2: You coyly pretended to not hear me, but you did
Speaker 2: look me up and down with your one good eye.
Speaker 2: After that, you proceeded to walk out my back gate,
Speaker 2: and that's when I stopped you and said, hold on,
Speaker 2: be careful. There's a trap door right in front of you,
Speaker 2: and the only way out is through my bedroom. Come
Speaker 2: sadly you kept walking. It's unfortunate because that line worked
Speaker 2: ninety percent of the time in the eighties.
Speaker 5: I swear.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow, let's try again. What else are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Let's be real.
Speaker 1: That signed Bruce, even an old guy, He's gross.
Speaker 2: I'm going to that retirement complex and saying, what's up
Speaker 2: a fun place? Misconnections has come to it.
Speaker 11: As brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: They say you should never meet your heroes, but Jose,
Speaker 2: you're about to today.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, Jim Carrey.
Speaker 2: Even more important to Jose's life is today's player Nate,
Speaker 2: who drives for.
Speaker 8: Uber Eat.
Speaker 2: Right, loves his job that he can make his own schedule,
Speaker 2: and has done over nine thousand food trips. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.
Speaker 17: How's it going, bro give.
Speaker 4: Me some tips, because I've always said the second I
Speaker 4: get fired from the show, I am.
Speaker 1: You actually have to let go. Would be so bad,
Speaker 1: You'd get distracted in the middle of a food delivery and.
Speaker 4: I would call someone and go, Honestly, why didn't you
Speaker 4: get the extra two dollars?
Speaker 2: Such a good deal.
Speaker 1: I want to know Nate like, outside of just bad
Speaker 1: tippy and what is the worst customer behavior there?
Speaker 17: I had this one guy saying that he's gonna whoop
Speaker 17: me up because I didn't get his jack at the
Speaker 17: box doing at ten thirty at night? What and he
Speaker 17: and he said, I have a bat waiting for you.
Speaker 17: I'm like, well, I'm good with that. So I called
Speaker 17: Uber support and they were like, yeah, we're just gonna
Speaker 17: take them off the platform. And I was still on
Speaker 17: text with him and I said, hey, thank you for
Speaker 17: buying me dinner. And I said this burger is so delicious.
Speaker 17: And then I did I cut it off with them.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, all right, name now we got again,
Speaker 2: just some trivia. Brooke has left the studio and you
Speaker 2: know it works. You got thirty seconds answer as many
Speaker 2: questions as possible. If you don't know when you can
Speaker 2: say past, you have to beat her out right if
Speaker 2: you want to win. You sound nervous?
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 17: I'm good?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: I got deep breath.
Speaker 3: Man, Here we go.
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. March is National Dolphin Month. They
Speaker 2: can breathe underwater. True or false?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 2: Oxford, Oxford and Cambridge are universities located in which country.
Speaker 3: England.
Speaker 2: Zero is the name of the animated dog from which movie.
Speaker 2: On April fifteenth, every MLB player wears the number four
Speaker 2: to honor who.
Speaker 17: Kobe Bryant.
Speaker 2: Barbie has three little sisters named Stacy, Chelsea and who else?
Speaker 17: Emily?
Speaker 2: All right, Nate, well done? That was his first attempt
Speaker 2: at win Birch Bucks today, his first time on the game.
Speaker 2: How did that feel, Nate?
Speaker 17: It was fun?
Speaker 2: It was fun.
Speaker 8: It goes by fast absolutely and.
Speaker 2: Going back to your nine thousand trips on uber eats,
Speaker 2: it says a lot of times when the order comes in,
Speaker 2: you'll get requests from people asking like, hey, while you're
Speaker 2: at McDonald's, can you also swing by and pick up
Speaker 2: some beers for me too?
Speaker 11: What right?
Speaker 2: You don't like come through for them?
Speaker 17: I mean money talk?
Speaker 5: So okay, right?
Speaker 2: Are you ready? Your time starts now? March is National
Speaker 2: Dolphin Month. They can breathe underwater tru or false. Oxford
Speaker 2: and Cambridge are University is located in which country England.
Speaker 2: Zero is the name of the animated dog from which
Speaker 2: movie pass. On April fifteenth, every MLB player wears the
Speaker 2: number forty two to honor who Babe Ruth Barbie has
Speaker 2: three little sisters named Stacy, Chelsea and who else?
Speaker 1: Skipper?
Speaker 2: Which month of the year is national ice cream months?
Speaker 2: June a Cello has how many strings? Four Brooks seemed
Speaker 2: like she was on her game. They let's go to
Speaker 2: the scoreboard and see how you both did with Jose
Speaker 2: Don't say.
Speaker 1: That, never say that, Joney's never say dog.
Speaker 2: That's right, yeah, June.
Speaker 5: Right, date. You got too correct today?
Speaker 2: Not bad first time.
Speaker 1: After I made a lot of guesses. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: that Nate.
Speaker 4: Brook made a lot of guesses, but her pacing was fantastic.
Speaker 4: She got two extra questions in and got four of
Speaker 4: those questions.
Speaker 2: For double j out there, Nate. I'm sorry, man, but
Speaker 2: let's go over the answers for everybody. March is National
Speaker 2: Dolphin Month. They can breathe underwater. That's false.
Speaker 5: First give it.
Speaker 2: We still gave you credit for that one. W you
Speaker 2: changed your answer. They have to come up to the
Speaker 2: surface if they want to breathe. Oxford and Cambridge our
Speaker 2: university is located both in England. Zero is the animated
Speaker 2: dog from the movie Nightmare Before Christmas. Is Jack Skellington
Speaker 2: star say it On April fifteenth, every MLB player wears
Speaker 2: the number forty two to honor not Kobe Bryant and
Speaker 2: not Babe Ruth.
Speaker 1: Did Jackie Robinson.
Speaker 2: It was Jackie Robbins, the first African American MLB player.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 2: Barbie has three little sisters, Stacy, Chelsea and Skipper. National
Speaker 2: Ice Cream Month is in July and a cello has
Speaker 2: four strings on it, So Nate, unfortunately, not enough to
Speaker 2: beat Brooke today. But just we're playing. You do win
Speaker 2: a pair of tickets to Massive The Power of Pop
Speaker 2: Culture at MoPOP. It's their newest flagship exhibition exploring global
Speaker 2: pop culture and its impact on our daily life lives.
Speaker 2: The exhibit opens March sixteenth, and tickets are on sale
Speaker 2: now at MoPOP dot org.
Speaker 17: Thank you, you guys are awesome.
Speaker 3: I love I love listening to you guys.
Speaker 5: So I love to order a delivery from you soon. Friends.
Speaker 3: Hey, there you go.
Speaker 2: No, just give us your number and we'll call you directly.
Speaker 12: I will cook you up.
Speaker 2: It's like three in the morning.
Speaker 3: We need you.
Speaker 1: State yo.
Speaker 2: Hey Ny, thanks for being on with us. We'll be
Speaker 2: back to the Windbrooks book same time tomorrow. Rooking Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the morning.