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Speaker 6: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on
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Speaker 6: to me?
Speaker 1: You know? Today?
Speaker 6: Let me get right to it because I'm kind of
Speaker 6: feeling this today, and I'm pretty sure there's quite a
Speaker 6: few of you who go through the same things today.
Speaker 6: Today was just a little tough morning for me because
Speaker 6: I didn't want to leave home yesterday. You know, I
Speaker 6: wanted to stay home a little. I'd just gotten home,
Speaker 6: you know, I gotta go again, and sometimes, you know,
Speaker 6: just the weight of all that you have to do
Speaker 6: just gets on you sometimes and sometimes you don't feel
Speaker 6: like doing it today.
Speaker 7: Huh.
Speaker 6: You know, I'm just talking to those who feel this
Speaker 6: way every now and then, and I'm assuming that would
Speaker 6: be everybody, because I don't know nobody who can just
Speaker 6: plow through this thing without having those days?
Speaker 1: Well, what do you do.
Speaker 6: When it gets hard to stay up? What do you
Speaker 6: do when it gets hard to be positive? What do
Speaker 6: you do when it seems like things aren't happening for
Speaker 6: you fast enough or in the timeframe that you thought
Speaker 6: it was going What do you do? And the reason
Speaker 6: that I guess I chose to speak about this this
Speaker 6: morning is because I'm having one of those days. Because
Speaker 6: I had one of those days yesterday. It's just a
Speaker 6: tough day. I really can't explain it. It's nothing really
Speaker 6: in particular bad happened. It's just I think the weight
Speaker 6: of all that's going on started to feel heavy to me.
Speaker 6: And so what do you do when you when you
Speaker 6: have days like that, when it's hard to be positive,
Speaker 6: when it's hard to stay up? Okay, here's what I
Speaker 6: had to start doing this morning. Now I haven't completed it.
Speaker 1: Can I just be real?
Speaker 6: I haven't completed it, but I am processing it out
Speaker 6: because I know what to do. You know, been there,
Speaker 6: done that, I done, had that pain before.
Speaker 1: I know what to do.
Speaker 6: You know, if I sprang my finger, I know what
Speaker 6: to do. Now, you know the first spring I had.
Speaker 6: Oh Lord, I thought it was broke. I thought i'd
Speaker 6: go be handicalf But now if I spray my finger,
Speaker 6: I know what to do. So since I've been in
Speaker 6: this position, in this hole so many times before, and
Speaker 6: God has always gotten me through it, I decided I've
Speaker 6: got to start the process today. Want to here are
Speaker 6: some things. Now I'm going to get to the big
Speaker 6: one last. And one of the things I do is
Speaker 6: I remember the plan, sit down, and I consciously think
Speaker 6: about the goals I've set.
Speaker 1: I go over them.
Speaker 6: See, I've gotten mine down on an iPad so I
Speaker 6: can pull them out anywhere I am and pull them up.
Speaker 6: And I've got two lists that I've made. I've got
Speaker 6: a list of things that I know I can accomplish
Speaker 6: if I just keep working and hard, and if it's
Speaker 6: some couple of things just fall into place that I
Speaker 6: can see. Then I got a list of things that
Speaker 6: I'm planning on accomplishing. And then I have a second list,
Speaker 6: And the heading of this list is called only God
Speaker 6: can help me now. And on this list it's things
Speaker 6: that I'm aspiring for or things that I'm hoping to
Speaker 6: that in order for them to happen, I absolutely have
Speaker 6: to have God's help. That's my favorite list. It's the
Speaker 6: list that I have of the things that I don't
Speaker 6: see no way it can happen. I'm just operating on
Speaker 6: faith and the hope that God hear me, and so sometimes, man,
Speaker 6: when you got to when I have this list of
Speaker 6: what only God can help me, now that list is
Speaker 6: stuff that I cannot see. I'm just operating on faith
Speaker 6: that God is so much bigger than me, that he's
Speaker 6: so much more capable than I am, that I can
Speaker 6: actually acquire some things in my life, as he's proven
Speaker 6: to me time and time again up to this point,
Speaker 6: that He's willing to do for me. If I'm willing
Speaker 6: to just give him some of my life. That's only
Speaker 6: why I can explain my existence today. You know, I
Speaker 6: began the conversation with my wife, how do I write
Speaker 6: a book that becomes so wildly successful?
Speaker 1: That would be God.
Speaker 6: That's only God, Because if you can plan to sit
Speaker 6: down and write a wildly successful book, I'd have been done,
Speaker 6: sat down and did it, and so would you, so
Speaker 6: that would be God. How it got purchased to become
Speaker 6: a movie when that was not my intent when I
Speaker 6: wrote the book at all.
Speaker 1: Again, that would be God right there.
Speaker 6: It has to be, because if I can't explain it
Speaker 6: and it is by no doing of my own, then
Speaker 6: who did it? So when I get down in days
Speaker 6: like this, I remember the goal. I remember the plan.
Speaker 6: I remember the journey. I think about of all the
Speaker 6: things God has brought me through, how did I even
Speaker 6: get to this point?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I might be having a little bumba of a day.
Speaker 6: Yeah I was a little down yesterday. Yeah, my bio
Speaker 6: rhythms is off, whatever they want to call it. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm just having one of those days. I feel a
Speaker 6: little bit heavy. I need a vacation real bad. I
Speaker 6: need some time off to just go and regenerate. But
Speaker 6: right now, man, I ain't got that.
Speaker 1: So guess what I do.
Speaker 6: I gotta start remembering the plan. I gotta start remembering
Speaker 6: the goals. I gotta start thinking about all the things
Speaker 6: that God has done for me and how He's brought
Speaker 6: me this far and the blessings that I have instead
Speaker 6: of what I don't have. And that's what I'm in
Speaker 6: the process of doing this morning. And on the commercial breaks,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna pull out my iPad and I'm gonna go
Speaker 6: over my two lists, and I'm gonna reading my little
Speaker 6: list of what I think I can accomplish, and I'm
Speaker 6: gonna really read that only God can help Me now list,
Speaker 6: because that's the list that's big. That's the part where
Speaker 6: I've been telling y'all, I say, quit telling God how
Speaker 6: big your problems are. Start telling your problems how big
Speaker 6: your God is.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 6: And that's what I got to sit down and do
Speaker 6: this morning. And then sometimes, man, you got to stay still.
Speaker 6: That's the other part. You got to stay still. You
Speaker 6: gotta quit moving for a second, because sometimes it feels
Speaker 6: like you're running on a treadmill and you really hate
Speaker 6: you're going somewhere, but it feel like you're running on
Speaker 6: a treadmill. Well, when you get that feeling, sometimes you
Speaker 6: got to stay still. And then when you stay still,
Speaker 6: sometimes you gotta fight to stay positive. Sometimes you gotta
Speaker 6: fight not to let the devil win. You're in a fight, mam.
Speaker 1: I told you this.
Speaker 6: Now you're in a fight now. So he trying to
Speaker 6: get you to get on that positive train so he
Speaker 6: can get you off the faith train. So God's delivery
Speaker 6: package that's coming to you built on your faith, that
Speaker 6: you can shake your faith and get you to thinking
Speaker 6: negative and then he wins. See, so when you start
Speaker 6: feeling negative, just know that that's the other force trying
Speaker 6: to throw you off track. And when you get through
Speaker 6: it all that he is the key to big One.
Speaker 6: You want me to tell it to you. You got
Speaker 6: to pray, man, You got to pray. You got to
Speaker 6: take it to God. You got to say, hey, God,
Speaker 6: look I'm having one of these days. I need your help.
Speaker 6: I got business to take care of. You got blessings
Speaker 6: in front of me. You got stuff you ton ship
Speaker 6: to me. You got blessings and packages that's on the way.
Speaker 6: I need to be sitting on Faith streets so I
Speaker 6: can receive the delivery when it gets there. What I
Speaker 6: don't want to do is be it on be undoubted
Speaker 6: way or or lack of understanding parkway, or Pity park
Speaker 6: Way or some street like that, and the package keep
Speaker 6: going by. I need to be standing and sitting on
Speaker 6: Faith Street so when you drop that package down to me,
Speaker 6: I can go on and get it. You feel me.
Speaker 6: You got to pray. You got to stay still, You
Speaker 6: gotta fight to stay positive. You gotta remember the plan.
Speaker 6: You got to go over the goals. Come on man,
Speaker 6: God and brought you too far. Come on, pick yourself
Speaker 6: up today. I'm talking to Steve Varvy this morning. I
Speaker 6: hope y'all didn't mind you're listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show.
Speaker 6: We gotta get it together because this is today. We
Speaker 6: got to get it together. We got start to wade.
Speaker 6: We got to get it together. We out here, we
Speaker 6: got to get it together. We don't have no feel
Speaker 6: We gotta get it together. We're gonna do our thing.
Speaker 6: We're gonna do our game. We're gonna do our thing.
Speaker 6: We gotta get it together. We're gonna do our thing.
Speaker 6: Come on, y'all, let's do this thing. Steve Harvey, the
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Speaker 6: Come on, let me get it, ready to do your thing.
Speaker 6: I always knew this food. This fool, he'll just go
Speaker 6: with me. I've never seen anybody encourage ignorance more than him.
Speaker 6: As soon as he here, come on, come on, let's
Speaker 6: just within it. Many ladies and gentlemen. Sherley Strauver, good morning.
Speaker 1: I don't know where it came from. About where I
Speaker 1: don't gentlemen, caller for real, that's your boy over there Jay,
Speaker 1: Good morning crew, he comes the youngest member to kill
Speaker 1: Spates Junior. Y'all everybody need to ride it down. Care
Speaker 1: what you doing?
Speaker 6: Go back like Cadillact Seats nineteen eighty six to be exact.
Speaker 6: Nick's Bloomington, Indiana. I met the first black headliner ever
Speaker 6: in the history of comedy. I'd never seen him. It
Speaker 6: wasn't number three of them. It was him, George Wallace
Speaker 6: and Byron Allen.
Speaker 3: That was it.
Speaker 6: That was no more black's headlining comedy clubs in the nation,
Speaker 6: ladies and gentlemen. One of the three, j Anthony Brown, we.
Speaker 2: Got to get into get a coming.
Speaker 4: King of plencew Top Top, I mean West Palm Beach
Speaker 4: up Steam.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm at. That's where I'm at, Yes, sir.
Speaker 3: Do you know man?
Speaker 6: That's real history that in nineteen eighty five eighty six
Speaker 6: there were three black headliners on the comedy circle.
Speaker 1: Wow. J Anthony Brown was one of them. And then
Speaker 1: then Simbag came along, and yes, sim Mad was after that.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, eight dog.
Speaker 1: It was Jnthony Brown, was it was? It was Brian
Speaker 1: Allen and George Wallace. That was it. When I saw
Speaker 1: George Wallace at Hilarities. I went, oh my god, oh
Speaker 1: my god. He just talked about people.
Speaker 6: He came out and said, yeah, hey, look, I ain't
Speaker 6: like everybody else asking y'all how y'all doing. I don't
Speaker 6: give over how y'all do y'all paid to see me?
Speaker 6: Ask me how I'm doing?
Speaker 1: Right here? That was the first two minutes. Yeah no,
Speaker 1: that was openly love, open up like that.
Speaker 6: Everybody you're talking about how y'all doing? I don't blank hi,
Speaker 6: y'all ask y'all nothing, y'all paid to see me?
Speaker 1: You can.
Speaker 8: All right, thank you for that trip down memory lane.
Speaker 8: Comedy memory Lane. Steve coming up in thirty two minutes
Speaker 8: after the hour, we will hear from the nephews. He
Speaker 8: runs that prank.
Speaker 5: Back right after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening, har morning show. All right, it's time now
Speaker 8: to start your morning off with the nephew and run
Speaker 8: that brank back. What you got for his nef?
Speaker 1: I left my medicine in your house.
Speaker 3: Let's go Hello, Hello, Claire's Claire. Uh hey, my name
Speaker 3: is Sherman Doug. Your house is the one that uh
Speaker 3: got broke into last week?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, just waiting on the police to get back
Speaker 3: with me, tell them if they found these people or not. Man, Now,
Speaker 3: hold on, what's your name again? The sman? Themm how
Speaker 3: you here about it? Oh? No, you know, I stay
Speaker 3: a couple of streets, so everybody in the neighborhood kind
Speaker 3: of heard that y'all had got on. Damn, man, everybody
Speaker 3: being kind of kind of real good around here. Man.
Speaker 3: It don't make no sense. Man. You go out here
Speaker 3: and work hard for stuff and then you know, people
Speaker 3: just do your like this. Man. It's just I'm just
Speaker 3: glad it wasn't nobody hurt. Man. My wife and my son,
Speaker 3: they they alive, and that's you know, that's the best thing.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 3: So, you know, trying not to cousin something like this happened.
Speaker 3: You know, I understand. Man. You stay a couple of
Speaker 3: streets over you say yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, hey, let
Speaker 3: me let me let me say this to you.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 3: I want to say, first of all, I hate what happened,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Yeah, And uh, I do, man,
Speaker 3: you know, and I'm glad you're your family, and so yeah,
Speaker 3: I can't said the letter. Well hey, man, can I
Speaker 3: just can I just say this here? Man?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: And I don't really know how to say it, but uh,
Speaker 3: I was. I was with the two dudes that had
Speaker 3: broken there. I was with them when they did that. Okay,
Speaker 3: you did you just say you was with them that
Speaker 3: broken my house? Oh so you broken my house?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: Say no saying see, that's why I'm see them clean.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm I'm calling you trying to tell you.
Speaker 3: I was trying to talk them out of it. You
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Well, what the happened?
Speaker 9: Because they did this.
Speaker 3: I couldn't talk them out of it. But you know
Speaker 3: I was who I was in there taking nothing, That's
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay, Well who was any
Speaker 3: I tation to dead? Man? I can't I can't be
Speaker 3: doing I can't do that. I can't see I ain't
Speaker 3: trying to get in the middle of that. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: you can't do that. You just my phone. Oh you
Speaker 3: can tell me who broke in he you was one
Speaker 3: of them? You I was wasn't with you that? That
Speaker 3: ain't that ain't even the reason why I called man.
Speaker 3: I don't give a damn what the reason you call me.
Speaker 3: You called me I broke Who who was with you?
Speaker 3: Who was with you, man, I'm matter of fact, what
Speaker 3: street you stay on? Let me say this to you, man,
Speaker 3: This reason why I called. And when we was in there,
Speaker 3: and then they started screaming and hollering at each other
Speaker 3: and then saying we got to hear him get out.
Speaker 3: You know, Like I say, I was in there trying
Speaker 3: to talk them out of that.
Speaker 9: I don't give it.
Speaker 3: If you tried to talk them into it. You broke
Speaker 3: into my broke in my house. You got the more
Speaker 3: danced to call me. Okay, but listen, man, listen, listen,
Speaker 3: listen to me, man. I'm listening to you for while
Speaker 3: I was in there, man, and and you know they
Speaker 3: was we was getting out of there in a hurry.
Speaker 3: I actually left my uh my pills fell out of
Speaker 3: my pocket, my bottle as my medicine, and I don't
Speaker 3: I don't got no more refills on it, man, and
Speaker 3: I need my medicine. That's why I'm calling you to see.
Speaker 3: If you don't man me coming back over there to
Speaker 3: get my feet. Don't give them about your medicine. Who
Speaker 3: gives us? I tell you what I tell you. God
Speaker 3: can ask me about some medicine. God. I was just
Speaker 3: caught up in a bad situation. Man, I swear to God,
Speaker 3: if I see you over, I swear to God, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna beat your ass. No, I'm gonna beat your You
Speaker 3: better be glad sun I wasn't in my house. Man. Listen, man,
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to get you. Have no problems with nobody.
Speaker 3: I just need my medicine. Man, your medicine. You got
Speaker 3: problems with me, but I don't have no more refills
Speaker 3: on that medicine. I need my medicine. I'll get sick.
Speaker 3: I tell you what, I tell you what. Come, Come
Speaker 3: get your medicine. You know exactly where I said. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna have the front door open. You ain't got to
Speaker 3: break in this time. Come get your medicine. That's what
Speaker 3: a god gonna need. More than just that medicine. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna put some on your I said, why are you down?
Speaker 3: And I a man, man, and I'm the one that
Speaker 3: was in there trying to talk them out of it.
Speaker 3: He was with them because that's the point. That's enough
Speaker 3: bring them to telling them to help you. Come get
Speaker 3: your medicine. So all I want to do is get
Speaker 3: my medicine and be through with this. That's all I'm
Speaker 3: trying to say to you, I ain't trying to start
Speaker 3: no trouble with you start. No, no trouble.
Speaker 9: You gonna get to the lugget come house. I'm you
Speaker 9: know what. I tell you what I all this, you know.
Speaker 3: I tell you what, Come get the medicine. Come come, come,
Speaker 3: get the medicine right now. I'm in what what street
Speaker 3: you stay on?
Speaker 9: I'll bring it to you, praying.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm not finna go back and forth arguing with you. Man,
Speaker 3: I'm finna come over there and get my medicine. And man,
Speaker 3: you're gonna be through with each other. You ain't got
Speaker 3: to go back and forth. I tell you what. Come
Speaker 3: on over here, get your some medicine right now.
Speaker 9: Misgiven. If you're gonna need.
Speaker 3: Some move your medicine. They gonna come breaking rugget some houses.
Speaker 3: You bo can't tell me. I take care of my
Speaker 3: wife and my kids in this house. I understand that.
Speaker 3: And I will not be back in your house after
Speaker 3: I get my mother. I'm gonna cause you hollering at dog.
Speaker 3: I tell you what you know. No, no, no, you
Speaker 3: ain't gonna be back in my house after you get
Speaker 3: your medicine. You're gonna have a permanent new residence. I
Speaker 3: swear to God, you're gonna be living in the cemetery.
Speaker 3: I got one of my friends before I get over there.
Speaker 3: The man say that on your way over here. I'm
Speaker 3: going here here, I'm on my way now. I want
Speaker 3: my friend. I don't need to see you say you
Speaker 3: wanna say it? This that's is mute. Apparently from the
Speaker 3: Steel Hobby Morning Show. You just got branked by your sister.
Speaker 3: Bring hello, who is this? Hey man, Hey class, This
Speaker 3: nephew telling me man from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Speaker 3: Your sister breed got me to brank you. Man, boy
Speaker 3: you you oh you say too so much. I don't
Speaker 3: believe it. She said, Man, they've broken my brother house.
Speaker 3: He needs spiritual he said, come on calling me get it.
Speaker 3: You know what you damned that had you a well
Speaker 3: with band? Oh man, what y'all roll for? This is?
Speaker 3: Oh man? Oh man? Man? You come what is what
Speaker 3: is the baddest radio show in the land. It is
Speaker 3: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Listen bro ay and if
Speaker 3: the that that broke in my house is listening. Uh,
Speaker 3: you come back over here. If you left your medicine,
Speaker 3: come on, come back and get it. I'm at home
Speaker 3: right now. If they're listening, then come on back over
Speaker 3: there now, yeah, right right now, bring yall.
Speaker 9: What y'all roll for that?
Speaker 3: Nephew, tell me I don't know nobody about it than me.
Speaker 5: All right, thank you you.
Speaker 8: Coming up next, it is Asked the CLO with our
Speaker 8: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey and the building right after this,
Speaker 8: you're listening, she would save Harvey Morning Show. Well, it's
Speaker 8: time now for Ask the CLO. Chief Love Officer Steve
Speaker 8: Harvey in the building and ready to go to work.
Speaker 8: This one is from Medina in Syracuse. Medina writes, my
Speaker 8: boyfriend is a cry baby. We've been in a few
Speaker 8: situations that have made me wonder if he would be
Speaker 8: a great husband and dad if we got married. He
Speaker 8: cries watching chick flicks, he cries uncontrollably at church, and
Speaker 8: he gets sad when we pass by homeless people. His
Speaker 8: mom says, he has a big, kind heart, but he's
Speaker 8: not ashamed to express his feelings. But I'm worried about it,
Speaker 8: especially because he cries every time we have sex.
Speaker 5: We've been dating for almost a year. Should I be
Speaker 5: concerned about this?
Speaker 1: Deeply? Wow? Steve I've never cried during SI I had
Speaker 1: some wonder.
Speaker 6: Lord, I've had some standing on the mounttop shouted, go
Speaker 6: tell it on the mountaintop moments. Number once have I cried.
Speaker 6: I have a serious, deep spot in my heart for
Speaker 6: homeless people. But action is required for homeless people, not crying.
Speaker 6: Give give them a few dollars, man, buy them something
Speaker 6: to eat. Start you a program. Go down there and
Speaker 6: feed the homeless. You know, don't cry. See that's what
Speaker 6: I don't like, crying without any action. You know, you
Speaker 6: crying at all the chick flicks. You cry when you
Speaker 6: go to church. Okay, I got that crying at the
Speaker 6: movie all of them. Nope, you saw white chicks.
Speaker 1: He was just crying coming to America. You get her crime. Fine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have a problem and you should be concerned. And
Speaker 1: his mother talked about he got a big heart. That's Look,
Speaker 1: I'm a sensitive guy.
Speaker 3: Not that.
Speaker 1: They're doing. And you know what they're doing.
Speaker 5: We're moving on.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 8: Miss Diana in New Mexico says, I'm in my mid
Speaker 8: sixties and I am married for the third time to
Speaker 8: a great man, and he loves me unconditionally, but not
Speaker 8: enough to let me get a tattoo sleeve on my
Speaker 8: left arm. My oldest daughter held had her arm done recently,
Speaker 8: and I think it's beautiful. But my husband says I'm
Speaker 8: too old to do it. I think he's out of
Speaker 8: touch with what's going on in the world. What do
Speaker 8: you think Should I honor his wishes and not do it,
Speaker 8: or get it done and explain it afterwards.
Speaker 6: I think you out of touch with what's going What
Speaker 6: that tattoo gonna look like in ten years, That's what
Speaker 6: I think you out of touch with. You can't get
Speaker 6: no sleeve on your arm, and you sixty, You know
Speaker 6: what you finish look like when you seventy? You that
Speaker 6: little butterfly you finish get on your arm. You know
Speaker 6: what it's gonna look like when you seventy A mouth,
Speaker 6: a mouth, it's gonna look like a mouth. You know
Speaker 6: you know what that heart gonna look like when you seventy,
Speaker 6: it gonna look like it heardrop. It's gonna turn upside down.
Speaker 6: Gravity is not your friend. Right now, you got a
Speaker 6: mermaid he tattooed.
Speaker 1: On your arm. In ten years, it's gonna look like
Speaker 1: a dead fish. Oh, not gonna be good, No, lady,
Speaker 1: I think you out of touch.
Speaker 6: Your daughter did that, You said your daughter did it,
Speaker 6: and it's beautiful on your daughter. But you sixty. This
Speaker 6: man married you because he loved you. He didn't marry
Speaker 6: you because you want He had a sleeve. Why would
Speaker 6: you inc up your body like that? Now, if you
Speaker 6: want to get a tattoo, I ain't not a tattoo
Speaker 6: to do your thing. But I'm just telling you the
Speaker 6: problem you got right now is you sixty.
Speaker 1: He out of touch. He ain't out of touch. He
Speaker 1: was in touch with you. He don't want you with
Speaker 1: the sleeve on.
Speaker 10: And what you're gonna put on at sixty's?
Speaker 1: What's in there? Yeah, let's talk about that. What goes
Speaker 1: on a sixty year old sleeve? Prune?
Speaker 11: But I know what she's gonna still here, her medication schedule,
Speaker 11: her medications.
Speaker 5: Yeah, funny, that's funny.
Speaker 1: Ship here say what call I said?
Speaker 8: Tattoos are a form of self expression.
Speaker 1: Old what's she gonna put on that gown?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 6: All these old ass expressions? Look at him, I'm finn
Speaker 6: to be seventy. Yeah, okay, what's it gonna be?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What's she gonna put on?
Speaker 8: It?
Speaker 1: All? Right?
Speaker 6: Okay, I ain't no saying let's put a picture on that.
Speaker 6: Who's she gonna put her hair? Tell me who's gonna
Speaker 6: put on? Who she gonna put on?
Speaker 1: Now, who's she.
Speaker 3: Gonna put on? Now?
Speaker 10: You would get the tattooed?
Speaker 3: What would get?
Speaker 6: The only thing I would tattoo on my body at
Speaker 6: this age Marjorie name? But you know, I, you know,
Speaker 6: if I had to get a tattooed, I'd probably get
Speaker 6: a tattoo on my shield or something.
Speaker 1: You know, that's something that meant something to me. I
Speaker 1: put my tattooed my shield.
Speaker 10: And no nonsense on you, yo, No that ain't no
Speaker 10: nonsense though, No, no, not talking about that. You say
Speaker 10: you can't get nothing else but something means all moving birthday?
Speaker 1: Can't He can't put that on you?
Speaker 5: That's a sound, Lord took.
Speaker 1: Cook sound.
Speaker 5: I don't think tattoo.
Speaker 8: My wife and I have been married twenty eight years
Speaker 8: and we have a twenty six year old son that
Speaker 8: lives with us. He's dating one of my wife's friends,
Speaker 8: and my wife has no idea. My son came clean
Speaker 8: about it after I saw the woman drop him off
Speaker 8: one night. I've told the woman that my wife will
Speaker 8: hurt her if she finds out but she doesn't seem
Speaker 8: to care. My son wants to move on. He wants
Speaker 8: to move in with this woman, and he doesn't want
Speaker 8: me to tell his mother. Who should I be loyal
Speaker 8: to him or my wife? Or should I stay out
Speaker 8: of it and let him learn a lesson?
Speaker 12: Yeah, you got to be loyal to your sir. You
Speaker 12: got to be loyal to you, sir. Why he's staying
Speaker 12: there at twenty six now? And that's that's a couple
Speaker 12: of problems to you. You got a woman dropping you off,
Speaker 12: You did your mama's.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: See, let me tell you something.
Speaker 6: He's not being disloyal to his wife in any way
Speaker 6: because this ain't to do with his wife.
Speaker 1: This is his wife's friend. So I would stay lord
Speaker 1: to the son, let him move on in there and
Speaker 1: get words.
Speaker 5: All right, all right, we're moving on. We're done with this.
Speaker 5: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 8: Steve has Mice story, a story about Mice out of Memphis,
Speaker 8: but some names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Speaker 1: As we are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was a.
Speaker 6: Young act wasn't in the business. Loan had a friend
Speaker 6: of mine that lived in Memphis.
Speaker 1: This guy and so I had.
Speaker 6: Checked into a hotel down there, but it was like
Speaker 6: really really messed up.
Speaker 1: It was only like, you know, fourteen dollars a night.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: Oh that door was outside right there, and so yeah,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, yeah, I can see the call call up today.
Speaker 6: So I called him on his house phone. I said, hey, man,
Speaker 6: I'm in a basket. He said, man, just come on
Speaker 6: over to the house. Man, My mama and them they
Speaker 6: don't mind, you know, they love you. Get yourself something
Speaker 6: to eat. So I got over there about ten thirty.
Speaker 6: His mama and them in the bed, his brother on
Speaker 6: the couch sleep. I'm in the kitchen with him.
Speaker 1: We eating.
Speaker 6: So he said, hey, man, just enjoy yourself. I'm going out.
Speaker 6: I said, man, I got to get up early in
Speaker 6: the morning, like about five in the morning. Get back
Speaker 6: out on this road. I got to drive somewhere. He said,
Speaker 6: no problem, man, you could stay in my sister's bed
Speaker 6: because she gone. So I'm in his sister bed a
Speaker 6: little bit of twin bed and I hit et naises,
Speaker 6: oh lord, and my suitcase is on the floor. Then
Speaker 6: I look and a mouse crawls out of my suitcase.
Speaker 6: Oh my god. Now I got to get up and unpacked.
Speaker 6: It's about one thirty I got to unpacked.
Speaker 5: Would your suitcase open?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh okay, I wasn't thinking nothing of hot the
Speaker 1: hell I know.
Speaker 6: So now I got to unpacked, shake out everything, make
Speaker 6: sure I ain't got no mice in this luggage, because
Speaker 6: I can't put this in my car because I live
Speaker 6: in it.
Speaker 1: What you can't live in is a mice infested car.
Speaker 2: That hain't mouse in the house.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm just driving the ass across country. I'm
Speaker 6: committing feeling it.
Speaker 1: So I get up and I said, man, let me
Speaker 1: go in the living room. Man, what the hell going on?
Speaker 6: So I go in the living room and I'm in
Speaker 6: a I'm in a I'm in a chair and I
Speaker 6: hit his scratching by my head and I turn around
Speaker 6: and it's a mouse on the top of the lazy
Speaker 6: board chair by my head.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Now I just stood straight up. I don't damn there
Speaker 6: touched the ceiling and I had nodded off. So that's
Speaker 6: about one thirty in the morning. Now, now, my boy,
Speaker 6: he gone out. So I sit up and I noticed
Speaker 6: this mouse run across the float from under the couch
Speaker 6: to this big round coffee table they had in the middle.
Speaker 6: That was made out of fur, but you could go
Speaker 6: up under. So I saw this mouse run up under
Speaker 6: the table. I said, man, it's one on the back
Speaker 6: of the chair, one on the table. I said, you
Speaker 6: know what, how many damn mice in here? So then
Speaker 6: the mouse just shot across the TV? Just ran across
Speaker 6: the damn TV. This was flow, mom, I said. So
Speaker 6: I got here, had a fold away chair against the wall.
Speaker 6: You know the metal fold a way chairs they have
Speaker 6: at church. So I got the metal fold away chair
Speaker 6: and put it up, and I got another one from
Speaker 6: my feet to get up in.
Speaker 1: And I put my foot up in this chair. I
Speaker 1: swear to God, I'm not lying to you at all.
Speaker 1: Them damn mice was everywhere. They start running across the floor.
Speaker 1: I said, man, is it one thirty?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 3: Is? This?
Speaker 1: The prime just gonna ask me about that.
Speaker 6: They was running across the floor. Man, They was crawling
Speaker 6: all up on the backs of the chairs. And I
Speaker 6: look up on top of the curtain and it's two
Speaker 6: mice on top of the curtain. So I look at
Speaker 6: the curtains, and.
Speaker 1: The curtains is moving.
Speaker 6: The mice is crawling up the back of the curtains,
Speaker 6: off on the top rod.
Speaker 1: Now his brother is on the.
Speaker 5: Brother.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, yeah yeah. My boy's
Speaker 1: brother was on the couch sleep his little brother. He's sixteen.
Speaker 1: The mice all over the couch. They on his shoulder.
Speaker 1: He ain't woke up.
Speaker 6: I'm looking at here. I'm so scared for this boy.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I said, man, there's actually enough of
Speaker 6: a motor and they could really start eating your way.
Speaker 6: You'll be able to get them in time, because they're
Speaker 6: just mice. But these mice was up and I kid
Speaker 6: y'all not. I've never seen nothing like it in my life.
Speaker 6: And I had my feet up in the fold away
Speaker 6: checks because I'm going, man.
Speaker 1: What the hell is going on?
Speaker 6: And my eyes is burning because I can't blink because
Speaker 6: I can't take my eyes off these damn my eyes.
Speaker 6: If I ever needed vizine I needed. I was mortified. Man,
Speaker 6: mice was running across that float, climbing up on this
Speaker 6: couch over there, on that boy shoulder.
Speaker 1: Then there now, and then I just see him brush
Speaker 1: something that ain't no fly, brushing like them as mosquitoes.
Speaker 1: Don't wake your ass up and help me through this.
Speaker 2: Help you.
Speaker 6: So I wanted to wake him up man, because I
Speaker 6: needed some help to understand this.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, I've never seen that many mice
Speaker 1: in my life.
Speaker 6: And I mean they just running back and forth, all
Speaker 6: on over the furniture, across the TV. So about two
Speaker 6: thirty five in the morning, about three, I've been up
Speaker 6: the whole time.
Speaker 1: I ain't slipping week. I'm scared to take my foot
Speaker 1: off the chair. Yeah. Yeah, the key sticking the door.
Speaker 1: This is my boy. He coming back in. He put
Speaker 1: the key in the door and turned the lock. He
Speaker 1: opened the door. Hey, man, what's happening.
Speaker 2: Wasn't a mouse?
Speaker 3: No damn.
Speaker 6: I'm looking at him, man, he said, he say, He said, Love,
Speaker 6: what's happening?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: I said, Man, you know what the hell happened?
Speaker 3: You mad?
Speaker 2: He said, what's wrong?
Speaker 6: I said, Man, you see I ain't a mouse. No damn,
Speaker 6: I said, man, you're looking over it wasn't no money,
Speaker 6: I said. They all up on the curtain at.
Speaker 1: This man.
Speaker 6: They've been running up under a mouse. No damn, like
Speaker 6: a dream, brother, sleep like, ain't nothing wrong. It's about
Speaker 6: three thirty three, three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: He came in. He said, yeah, bro, I'm hug this hair.
Speaker 1: You want something to eat.
Speaker 6: Boy, hell, I said, I tell you what I'm gonna do. Man,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna get in my car. I got to take off. Man,
Speaker 6: I got a head in the breast. Oh man, I
Speaker 6: thought you was gonna lean living late. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna sleep in my damn car. And I need
Speaker 6: to get my cars this driveway because they probably climbing.
Speaker 3: Up with that.
Speaker 8: Like, all right, be back with more of the Steve
Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning
Speaker 8: Show time now for would you rather, guys? Okay, would
Speaker 8: you rather not cut your fingernails for a year or
Speaker 8: not cut your toenails for a year?
Speaker 5: Which one?
Speaker 7: Now I gotta cut these fails were in the public.
Speaker 7: We gotta be seen with these franknail. Yeah, I'll get
Speaker 7: some bigger shoes. But a year of toenails though, that's
Speaker 7: that's pretty I don't know what that is. That ain't
Speaker 7: a pretty sight though, though we know it is not.
Speaker 1: And don't lay up. We just what's wrong with so
Speaker 1: fair a gamos? They just don't cut a whole straight.
Speaker 6: Got your foot over there just looking like talents, just
Speaker 6: sitting up there, you big hawk foot.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 5: So would you rather sleep than a dog house? Or
Speaker 5: would you rather let straight dog sleep in your bed?
Speaker 5: Which one?
Speaker 1: I've been in the doghouse?
Speaker 5: Know, a dog's doghouse, not a man's dog.
Speaker 1: That's how it ain't no straight dog getting in my bed.
Speaker 13: Ship, So you're gonna sleep in the doghouse come from.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 13: That's a long night though, think about it. No door,
Speaker 13: it's breeze.
Speaker 7: I don't had a raccoon passed by here a couple
Speaker 7: of hours ago.
Speaker 1: Who is rough out here? Man?
Speaker 6: It's quiet, all right, So I'm not going to be
Speaker 6: been there with that straight dog. I look over there,
Speaker 6: he licking hisself.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: If you don't.
Speaker 5: With all that, please angy.
Speaker 1: All right, we're scratching. I'm scratching.
Speaker 10: That is making me all right?
Speaker 8: Would you rather hunt and butcher your own meat? Hunting
Speaker 8: butcher your own meat? Would you put you want to
Speaker 8: do that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: Or would you or would you rather never eat meat again?
Speaker 1: But a a all day?
Speaker 5: You would hunt and butcher it yourself? Yes?
Speaker 1: Skin it?
Speaker 6: You eat what you kill. You know how many times
Speaker 6: I've been on a hunting trip. My grandfather nil field
Speaker 6: dresser deal.
Speaker 5: Noah didn't know.
Speaker 1: I thought you were chicken neck.
Speaker 6: No as neked in that. Come about it that you
Speaker 6: gotta be kidnaped. I'm nothing not do meat. What did
Speaker 6: I'm a barbecue.
Speaker 13: Got some nice yams.
Speaker 1: We're gonna put some yams on the grill.
Speaker 5: You want some jams beyond burgers?
Speaker 1: U the remote collar flower boys. Hear the thing about me?
Speaker 6: Man, All vegas and vegetarians try to make stuff make
Speaker 6: a taste like me.
Speaker 1: Just need to tell me.
Speaker 5: You're listening Morning show. The guys are here.
Speaker 8: They're gonna break down. You know you've had good sex
Speaker 8: when dot dot dot. I'm gonna do a couple, and
Speaker 8: then I know the guys gonna jump in.
Speaker 2: I know they can jump.
Speaker 14: A lot of people have been getting used to one
Speaker 14: and another, and I just don't like time they rested
Speaker 14: them so that they've been throwing down some good loving.
Speaker 14: You know you have had some good sex when you
Speaker 14: wake up with one sock on you like, damn, what
Speaker 14: he happened?
Speaker 2: It's my sock. There's another one.
Speaker 14: You know you've had some good ass loving when both
Speaker 14: of y'all wake up between the two mattresses like.
Speaker 5: The top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your mattresses on.
Speaker 1: The top that I got two more. I got two more,
Speaker 1: you know, just for the men, just for the manue.
Speaker 2: You have had some good a loving when you wake
Speaker 2: up you look in the mirror and you got on.
Speaker 5: Her eyelash like, damn, good boy, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: One more, I got one more?
Speaker 1: Yether right.
Speaker 2: You know you have had some.
Speaker 14: Good loving, good ass loving when you wake up and
Speaker 14: both of y'all.
Speaker 2: Is at the bottom of the bed like, how the hell?
Speaker 1: What is wow? I know you got one?
Speaker 2: Anybody got one? Jump and bring it, bring it, bring it?
Speaker 5: You good love when.
Speaker 15: You know you had some good loving when you knocked
Speaker 15: all her minutes medications off the night's thing.
Speaker 1: It's all heels, it everywhere. We don't know which one
Speaker 1: to take.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it, toy.
Speaker 3: What you got?
Speaker 10: You know, you know when you have some good loving
Speaker 10: and you just look at her and say, where your
Speaker 10: mam man?
Speaker 1: Wait? What generation? I love it? My bad?
Speaker 6: You know you know you didn't have some good loving
Speaker 6: when you wake up the next morning and call in
Speaker 6: to work and you your job ain't been open, sinster thirteen, I.
Speaker 1: Ain't gonna make it today.
Speaker 14: You know you know you have had some good loving
Speaker 14: when you wake up and there's a hot blue gun.
Speaker 2: In your hand and it's still on, Like, what the
Speaker 2: hell was white blue?
Speaker 15: You know you had some good sex when you kick
Speaker 15: over a candle in the middle of sex and y'all
Speaker 15: turn in the fire fighters.
Speaker 1: Alright, alright, alright.
Speaker 4: You know you had some good loving when you in
Speaker 4: the middle of it and look in her eyes and say,
Speaker 4: you know what, I'm gonna buy you some money.
Speaker 1: I's got a god, I'm gonna buy you some money
Speaker 1: I ain't had.
Speaker 6: You know you don't have some good loving when both
Speaker 6: of y'all jump up and start washing your hands and
Speaker 6: it ain't got nothing to do with Corona.
Speaker 2: That one morning? You up, dude, I got one morning.
Speaker 2: You close that one more.
Speaker 14: You know you have had some good loving when you
Speaker 14: wake up and there's a happy face on your ass.
Speaker 3: You like what.
Speaker 2: Close it up? Steve loaded up man.
Speaker 6: You know you didn't have some good loving when the
Speaker 6: family is down there having breakfast during quarantine and you
Speaker 6: and your wife look at the kids and go, what
Speaker 6: y'all looking.
Speaker 3: At us for?
Speaker 1: Weren't look at at us? Grown?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Coming up back.
Speaker 2: Over here, I'm right after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show, coming up at the top
Speaker 8: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
Speaker 8: strawberry letter for today, the subject my best friends are
Speaker 8: my exes. We'll get into that in just a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 8: but right now, the nephew is here with today's prank
Speaker 8: phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got for his neph Your baby going back
Speaker 1: to pre k?
Speaker 4: Oh? Your baby? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it didn't do too well.
Speaker 4: Your baby going back to pre k. We gotta do
Speaker 4: we gotta start over. We just got to start all
Speaker 4: with baby going back to pre k. Let's go kato.
Speaker 1: Hello, Yes, I'm trying to reach missus Thomas. Please.
Speaker 4: My name is mister Stapleton. I'm actually the principal over
Speaker 4: at elementary school. You're I'm looking at my records indicating
Speaker 4: that your son, Thomas is going to be starting.
Speaker 1: His first greer.
Speaker 9: Ready, my baby is ready?
Speaker 1: Right, listen, miss Thomas.
Speaker 4: I've been going through actually all of the children's records
Speaker 4: that will be starting school, and I'm looking at your
Speaker 4: son's grades from his kindergarten.
Speaker 1: And he did good well, No, not exactly.
Speaker 4: I mean there's been a few I actually spoke with
Speaker 4: the teacher and who he was under in kindergarten. And
Speaker 4: it seems like he just really wasn't up to par
Speaker 4: as the rest of the children.
Speaker 9: Now his kinduct now he talks, but he gets his work.
Speaker 9: So what else is she saying on that that ain't right?
Speaker 4: Well, what's what it seems to be, ma'am, is that
Speaker 4: his grades weren't up to par as the rest of
Speaker 4: the other children. She did tell me he was a
Speaker 4: disobedient child.
Speaker 9: No, disobedient and talking two different things.
Speaker 1: Come on, Okay, well.
Speaker 4: Man, listen, what we've decided here is we're gonna let
Speaker 4: little actually do another year of kindergarten.
Speaker 9: Oh y'all ain't gonna let him do another year of kindergarten?
Speaker 1: No, sirgh man, that's that's the only choice I have.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 9: We got our letter in the mail with our report
Speaker 9: card the week after school's started, and it said on
Speaker 9: the back promoted. And if I got to get about
Speaker 9: this couch and go get it, I'm gonna be out
Speaker 9: because I'm telling you right now we will be in
Speaker 9: the first grade. Kindergarten wasn't that hard. I'm not sure
Speaker 9: what they told you about him, but it must be
Speaker 9: the wrong.
Speaker 1: Understand he doesn't color as well as the rest of
Speaker 1: the kids. He's all out of them. He's out of
Speaker 1: the lines.
Speaker 4: When he colored. He doesn't know his numbers completely. And
Speaker 4: that's kind of what we need when you first come
Speaker 4: into into the first grade.
Speaker 9: When I can show you on this paper he did
Speaker 9: satisfactory all the way through. Now you about the map,
Speaker 9: and I'm already sick calling me with some by my
Speaker 9: son blunking kindergarten.
Speaker 3: He ain't that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Does not color well, man.
Speaker 9: I say, color ain't got nothing do with that, dad,
Speaker 9: God kindergarten. He is going to the first grade, and
Speaker 9: I be down there all the twenty four now I.
Speaker 1: Will not be able to allow you to get.
Speaker 9: Into school of God missed them. I'm sorry, and let
Speaker 9: me get Let me tell you what. Let me go
Speaker 9: in and get my pencil and pen because I don't
Speaker 9: live that far from this school. And if y'all aren't
Speaker 9: ready down there causing some conflict, I need to get
Speaker 9: up and go down there because I'm not telling my
Speaker 9: baby when he come home today, so he ain't going
Speaker 9: to the day gun first, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but I'm gonna have to refuse.
Speaker 9: Education from him on a twenty You know what, I
Speaker 9: just went back and put him in public school. I
Speaker 9: know that was a stake in the first place. Food
Speaker 9: which all talking about some coloring?
Speaker 1: Give me your name again, sir Stapleton.
Speaker 9: Man, and what's that number down there?
Speaker 1: The number here is actually area code?
Speaker 9: Waitman, I got the number of Now, mind, I pulled
Speaker 9: up this report card. I got the number your name
Speaker 9: on the back of this paper. I tell you what
Speaker 9: I was. Twenty fourth will be coming in there, going
Speaker 9: to school, and I might make a trip around there
Speaker 9: this evening when I come from the document. I'm not
Speaker 9: want to hear that calling. Ain't got nothing to do
Speaker 9: with nothing else.
Speaker 4: It's not only coloring his arithmetickets back all right, No,
Speaker 4: are you working with him at home?
Speaker 3: When you're doing anything at home every day?
Speaker 9: What you're trying to say, I'm an incompetent parent.
Speaker 1: I'm just asking, as a parent, are you working with
Speaker 1: your child?
Speaker 9: I'm working with my child every day. He can read
Speaker 9: better than you.
Speaker 3: Probably, No, he can't read, princess.
Speaker 9: I can't read better than you, because honestly, you read
Speaker 9: that wrong on that paper that he's supposed to be
Speaker 9: going back to kindergarten. When I know the paper said
Speaker 9: from his going to the first grade. And I'm not
Speaker 9: listening to no more this about him going backwards. Now,
Speaker 9: if you got a problem with your paper, word, maybe
Speaker 9: you need to go talk to your secretary or somebody
Speaker 9: in there that wrote my baby.
Speaker 1: Name down with your son's name. Thomas.
Speaker 9: Ma'm no, it ain't him, baby, I know it ain't him.
Speaker 9: You're not gonna sit up and tell me my son
Speaker 9: is flocking in kindergarten. He is not going back to
Speaker 9: that kindergarten.
Speaker 1: Don't bring your son down here, Augus.
Speaker 9: I tell you what, be ready to want me and
Speaker 9: my husband, but we will be down there. I was
Speaker 9: afore that pink shoes you to farm everything.
Speaker 1: You hear me, I will not be able to allow him.
Speaker 3: That right now.
Speaker 9: I will come down there right now and make that
Speaker 9: correction on that paper for you. Is not going back
Speaker 9: to no kindergarten for no color.
Speaker 1: Can you bring him down here and let him color
Speaker 1: for me?
Speaker 9: You talk about coloring and arithmetic on o yourself.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 9: We would be down at augusta twenty four. I would
Speaker 9: have this poor card in my hand that says you
Speaker 9: have been promoted to the first grade, and he's gonna
Speaker 9: have a mile on his face.
Speaker 3: And so are you.
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to tell you.
Speaker 1: Are you listening to me?
Speaker 9: I'm listening. You ain't saying nothing. Yeah, you better say
Speaker 9: something that sounded like the first grade because I'm not playing.
Speaker 9: I would go down to this dadgum administrative office and
Speaker 9: I had fined because my son would be in that
Speaker 9: first grade?
Speaker 1: Are you raising your voice? Sat? Who are you raising
Speaker 1: your voice?
Speaker 6: Said?
Speaker 9: Honey? You know you talking crazy to me? I'm talking
Speaker 9: crazy to you what. I'm a ground woman. I don't
Speaker 9: need to be explained to you.
Speaker 4: Why I'm trying to find did you graduate?
Speaker 9: Honey? I am a college degree person. I have a
Speaker 9: great job. My husband and I do wait up for
Speaker 9: ourselves and for our children.
Speaker 3: And that's why we know you're not even You're not
Speaker 3: even at work right now, man, I said, I'm shake phone.
Speaker 9: I told you that when you call him right on
Speaker 9: the doctor to call me now, partner missing my phone call?
Speaker 1: Can you color because your son can't color?
Speaker 3: Question?
Speaker 9: Is that can't ask me?
Speaker 3: Can I color?
Speaker 9: Why are you white or black? You asked me?
Speaker 3: Dress? Me?
Speaker 9: Am I collar?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I asked you? Can you color like your son?
Speaker 9: Some racist lines in there. Can you color? No, my
Speaker 9: color and me being colored ain't got nothing to do
Speaker 9: with none of this. Is this a race thing? You
Speaker 9: trying to make sure you send him back.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not trying to send him back. I want
Speaker 4: to send him back to color to get his coloring together.
Speaker 9: You what that ain't got nothing to do with nothing.
Speaker 9: And if you are the head person down there, now,
Speaker 9: you aren't competent and you are an illiterate. Call me
Speaker 9: and tell me that my son has to go back
Speaker 9: to the first grade. I got one thing you don't
Speaker 9: want mixed up. I tell you what I'm through with
Speaker 9: this guy.
Speaker 8: This.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say one more thing and I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: out here.
Speaker 9: Are you listening, I'm listening.
Speaker 4: Nephew Toppy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
Speaker 4: got pranked by your girlfriend, f Laicia.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna be Felicias. I am going to beat him.
Speaker 9: You're about to get to out the plank. I mean,
Speaker 9: I'm like, no, i'ms and everything everything. I'm gonna beat
Speaker 9: her because you know I don't play when it comes
Speaker 9: to my kids.
Speaker 4: That's all right, all right, but one more question? Now,
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Speaker 8: Subject my best friends are my exes. Dear Stephen Shirley.
Speaker 8: I'm a thirty three year old married woman and I've
Speaker 8: been with my husband for eight years, married for five.
Speaker 8: My husband just found out that my male best friend
Speaker 8: is my ex boyfriend. I also have a female best
Speaker 8: friend that I used to have threesomes with. We are
Speaker 8: all close, and they loved my husband and he loved them.
Speaker 8: I was on FaceTime with my best friend the other
Speaker 8: night and he mentioned a tattoo on my lower back
Speaker 8: and said he remembered when I got it. My husband
Speaker 8: looked at me so crazy and then told my best
Speaker 8: friend he was out of line. My best friend laughed
Speaker 8: and told my husband to chill out and loosen up
Speaker 8: or he would screw his wife again.
Speaker 5: I almost sign it.
Speaker 3: What what Yeah?
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, Okay, you want me to go back
Speaker 5: over that line? Read this right here exactly, see exactly exactly.
Speaker 8: My best friend tried to say it was a joke,
Speaker 8: but my husband cursed him out and said he'd better
Speaker 8: not see him anytime soon. My best friend said he
Speaker 8: was on his way over less than an hour later,
Speaker 8: my best friend friend showed up at our apartment ready
Speaker 8: to fight. My husband went outside and made me stay inside.
Speaker 8: My crazy ex was yelling so loud. I heard him
Speaker 8: tell my husband that he slept with me for years
Speaker 8: and we had threesomes with my female best friend. He
Speaker 8: bragged about our sexual past. My ex boyfriend slash best
Speaker 8: friend and I had vowed to keep our past in
Speaker 8: the past, and we haven't had sex in over fifteen years.
Speaker 8: They were so loud that our neighbors came out and
Speaker 8: threatened to call the police. My ex left and my
Speaker 8: husband told me I could go with him, but of
Speaker 8: course I stayed and tried to talk some sense into
Speaker 8: my husband. My husband said I'm a sneaky, lying woman,
Speaker 8: and he gave me an ultimatum, either my friends or
Speaker 8: my marriage. I don't think that's fair. Why is it
Speaker 8: such a big deal that I'm still friends with two
Speaker 8: people I've had sex with? Please help? Are you kidding
Speaker 8: me right now? It's a big deal because this happened, Okay,
Speaker 8: because your stupid ex boyfriend did this, and your husband
Speaker 8: should have whooped his behind. Seriously, he came over there
Speaker 8: asking for it. Anyway, that comment he made to your
Speaker 8: husband about screwing you, and all of that was so
Speaker 8: completely out of line and disrespectful. He obviously has a
Speaker 8: problem with you, your marriage, and especially your husband. He's jealous,
Speaker 8: he's a hater. He's trying to sabotage everything. He knew
Speaker 8: exactly what he was doing with all that loud yelling
Speaker 8: outside and around the neighbors and stuff. But you're the
Speaker 8: problem because you don't see what your husband is talking about.
Speaker 8: You don't see that it is such a big deal,
Speaker 8: and you don't think it's fair that you can't see
Speaker 8: your friends again. Come on, you need to cancel him,
Speaker 8: you need to cancel her. Stick with your husband. Those
Speaker 8: aren't your friends. He broke the code, he broke the trust.
Speaker 8: All of that, you guys agreed not to tell. And
Speaker 8: your husband doesn't care if it was fifteen years ago
Speaker 8: of fifteen minutes ago.
Speaker 5: All right, this dude was out of line. He probably
Speaker 5: suspected something your husban. It's been all along anyway.
Speaker 8: Some things you know, these secrets people should take to
Speaker 8: their grave, and you should be glad.
Speaker 5: He's sorry, but is out of your life.
Speaker 6: All right, Steve, Thank you, Thank you, welcome, Thanks you
Speaker 6: Shirley beautiful letter to come back to ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 6: Call everybody you know and watch what I do with
Speaker 6: this letter right here. I've been waiting on something like this.
Speaker 6: Oh God, I'm mister trop be a letter, he would go. Now,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna read this letter, and I'm gonna show you
Speaker 6: the sheer ignorance of this whole damn letter. My best
Speaker 6: friends are my exes, did Steve. I'm thirty three year
Speaker 6: old woman and I've been with my husband eight years.
Speaker 1: Married for five. My husband just found out that my
Speaker 1: male best friend is my ex boyfriend. Right there.
Speaker 6: I done told y'all you can't be friends with somebody
Speaker 6: you attracted to. I done told y'all that. Now here
Speaker 6: come a letter. I also have a female best friend
Speaker 6: that I used to have threesomes with. It's a lot
Speaker 6: of information in this hill letter right here, And I'm
Speaker 6: telling you right now, you got an ex boyfriend, your
Speaker 6: ex boyfriend is your best friend, and your best girlfriend you.
Speaker 1: Used to have threesomes with.
Speaker 6: That's already too many damn people in this letter already.
Speaker 6: We ain't even got out the first paragraph, and I'm
Speaker 6: thinking about eight people in here all.
Speaker 1: Already this room crowded.
Speaker 6: Now we are all close, and they loved my husband
Speaker 6: and he loved them. That's the problem right there. How
Speaker 6: you still close and you married with all these people
Speaker 6: that's supposed to be your exes. It don't ever work out.
Speaker 6: I was on FaceTime with my best friend. Here's another problem.
Speaker 6: I want you to stop calling him your best friend
Speaker 6: because this finnick turned ugly. I was on the phone
Speaker 6: FaceTime with my best friend the other night and he
Speaker 6: mentioned the tattoo on my little back and he said
Speaker 6: he remembered when I got it. Wait a minute, see
Speaker 6: right there, all of us on this show that's married.
Speaker 6: Can you be on a FaceTime with a person of
Speaker 6: the opposite sex talking about a damn tattoo that's on
Speaker 6: your lower back or talking just on face time?
Speaker 1: I wish a hef of Wood FaceTime me in. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting up in here with March. What this already? Okay?
Speaker 1: He mentioned the tattoo and he remember when I got it.
Speaker 6: My husband looked at me so crazy and then told
Speaker 6: my best friend he was out of line. Quit calling
Speaker 6: this man your best friend. See this is the problem
Speaker 6: with this whole letter. Your best friends ain't your friends.
Speaker 6: Then she said, my best friend laughed and told my
Speaker 6: husband to chill out and loosen up or he would
Speaker 6: screw his wife again. We need to stop this damn
Speaker 6: letter right here before I started cussing. We finish, go
Speaker 6: to commercial break, because all I want to do right
Speaker 6: now is cuss. On the commercial break, I'm gonna get
Speaker 6: all the cussing out and then I'll be back.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, loosen up, and.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna screw your wife again, mother, see WHOA?
Speaker 8: All right, Look, we'll have part two of Steve's response
Speaker 8: if we still have jobs when we come back in
Speaker 8: twenty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 5: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 8: The subject my best friends are my exes.
Speaker 1: That's all I got to say about it right here.
Speaker 6: Okay, So I've been cussing the whole break, right, yes,
Speaker 6: So now let me get back into this ignorant ass
Speaker 6: that this thirty three year old woman who's her best
Speaker 6: friend is her ex boyfriend and her best female friend
Speaker 6: is a woman that she used to have threesomes with
Speaker 6: a lot of people. In this letter, we've discovered that
Speaker 6: she was facetiming with her best friend, who was another man.
Speaker 1: The other night.
Speaker 6: He mentioned the tattoo on my lower back and said
Speaker 6: he remember when I got it. My husband looked at
Speaker 6: me so crazy, and then told my best friend he
Speaker 6: was out of line. Quit calling him your best friend.
Speaker 6: He just mentioned a tattoo on your lower back and
Speaker 6: he remember when you got it. He ain't he supposed
Speaker 6: to know nothing about this.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 6: My best friend laughed, laughed, he laughed, and told my
Speaker 6: husband to chill out and loosen up, or he would
Speaker 6: screw his wife again. See I'm confused, he laughed.
Speaker 1: He was talking to me.
Speaker 6: See, most men listening to this letter cannot imagine a
Speaker 6: man laughing telling him to chill out or we almost
Speaker 6: screw your wife again.
Speaker 1: What you laughed?
Speaker 6: Oh dog, Oh you done got comfortable. Then the lady said,
Speaker 6: I almost fainted. My best friend tried to say it
Speaker 6: was a joke. Outn told Joe, asked, lady, quit calling
Speaker 6: him your best friend. This is the problem already. You
Speaker 6: keep referring to this man as your damn best friend.
Speaker 6: And he tried to say it was a joke, but
Speaker 6: my husband cussed him out and said he better not
Speaker 6: see him anytime soon. My best friend, here she go again,
Speaker 6: this helper right here. She ain't learning why she keep
Speaker 6: calling this fool her. My best friend said he was
Speaker 6: on his way over. That ain't a man living gonna
Speaker 6: tell me to shut up and chill out, or you
Speaker 6: gonna screw my wife again. And then I promise you
Speaker 6: a ass whooping And then you say you on your
Speaker 6: way over. You're not gonna believe what's gonna happen when
Speaker 6: you get him. You're not even gonna believe this, the
Speaker 6: level of ass whooping, the intensity of it.
Speaker 1: You brother, let me explain something to you.
Speaker 6: You're not only driving over here for this ass whooping,
Speaker 6: you are about to be in a near death situation.
Speaker 1: Very close. Okay, He on his way over.
Speaker 6: Less than an hour later, my male best friend showed
Speaker 6: up at our apartment ready to fight.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, excuse me? Ready to fight for?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 1: What does he have to fight for?
Speaker 6: See, lady, you leaving something out in this letter because
Speaker 6: if your ex boyfriend your husband tells him I bet
Speaker 6: and not see you soon, he says, I'm coming over there,
Speaker 6: and thirty minutes later he drive over to you. And
Speaker 6: your husband's house. Ready to fight? My question becomes ready
Speaker 6: to fight for?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 6: Ain't nobody fighting over? No fifteen year old booty call?
Speaker 6: This is something currently happening? Or drive over here to
Speaker 6: whoop you over something that happened fifteen years ago?
Speaker 1: Are you crazy? Well?
Speaker 6: And anyway, when he got over there, this letter is
Speaker 6: the rest of this letter. If I was in this
Speaker 6: letter is a totally different. I don't even why we're
Speaker 6: still writing all the rest of this just a police report,
Speaker 6: so I don't even know what how you still typing?
Speaker 6: You got up in here and then drove over my house.
Speaker 6: My husband went outside and made me stay inside. My
Speaker 6: crazy X was yelling so loud. I heard him tell
Speaker 6: my husband he slept with me for years and we
Speaker 6: had threesomes with my female best friend. He bragged about
Speaker 6: our sexual past. Wait, wait a minute, how he had
Speaker 6: time to say all this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, saying, Jason, what.
Speaker 5: You mean?
Speaker 1: I heard him yelling and he said no.
Speaker 6: When you drove over here, that ass whipping I promised
Speaker 6: you it commences soon as you get out the car.
Speaker 6: Matter of fact, that I ask what I'm starting for
Speaker 6: you get out to car, dog, I'm busting you wonder.
Speaker 6: I don't even understand this here man, this lady right here,
Speaker 6: and then for years and we had three someomes with
Speaker 6: my female best friend. He bragged about our sexual past.
Speaker 6: My ex boyfriend and I vowed again Again.
Speaker 1: Here you go.
Speaker 6: You keep calling this man your ex boy You stupid,
Speaker 6: You so damn stupid. That's why you ain't fitna have
Speaker 6: no HODS because you keep putting value on this dude
Speaker 6: right here, my ex best friend and not vowed to
Speaker 6: keep our past in the past, and we haven't had
Speaker 6: sex in over fifteen years. I'm finding that hard to believe,
Speaker 6: because ain't nobody drove over your house over some sex
Speaker 6: that's fifteen years old. Not no black dude, I don't know.
Speaker 6: No white dude do that. I don't know no dude
Speaker 6: do that. They were so loud that our neighbors came
Speaker 6: out and threatened to call the police. Loud most ass
Speaker 6: womens I've been involved in event very quiet. You know,
Speaker 6: it's occasional grunting and stuff, But all this loud talking.
Speaker 6: They're out there arguing. I don't even know what They're
Speaker 6: out there arguing about my ex. Now here we go,
Speaker 6: my ex left left, how.
Speaker 2: Alive?
Speaker 6: Your ex left. That's just part of this letter. I'm
Speaker 6: not understanding. Let me read this to you again. My
Speaker 6: ex left left, I mean part two for this letter.
Speaker 6: When we call, oh, I have more for this right here,
Speaker 6: I'm stuck part three. They argum, my husband, my ex
Speaker 6: left left.
Speaker 5: Save it for part three.
Speaker 1: You're talking about in a car.
Speaker 5: Coming up, we'll have part three of today's.
Speaker 1: Strub to drive away.
Speaker 5: Steve Harvey his back my best friend.
Speaker 1: On his own accord.
Speaker 5: We'll be back right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
Speaker 5: Morning Show.
Speaker 8: All right, come on, Steve. Part three of today's Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 8: The subject is my best friends are my exes?
Speaker 1: I show hope y'all been with me on this letter.
Speaker 6: Right here, this thirty three year old woman got this
Speaker 6: ex boyfriend that's her best friend, and her husband didn't
Speaker 6: know it, and today was talking on the phone on
Speaker 6: the FaceTime, which should have never happened. And then he
Speaker 6: mentioned the tattoo on her back and he remember when
Speaker 6: he got it. The husband said, hey, man, you're out
Speaker 6: of line. Best friend laugh told the husband, chill out,
Speaker 6: loosen up, and I'm gonna screw your wife again. The
Speaker 6: lady almost failed and then she said, my best friend
Speaker 6: tried to say it was a joke on my husband,
Speaker 6: cuss him out, said he better not see him no
Speaker 6: time soon. Then the best friend said he was on
Speaker 6: his way over. Less than a half hour later, the
Speaker 6: male best friend showed up at our apartment ready to fight.
Speaker 6: Because see, once you drive over to the house, Betty,
Speaker 6: to fight, then the fight gonna happen. But now your
Speaker 6: hellsban went outside, made you stay inside. My crazy exers
Speaker 6: yelling so loud. I heard him tell my husband he
Speaker 6: slept with me for years. You might have heard him say,
Speaker 6: and I slept, but that's all you said. See all
Speaker 6: this stuff to how long and all that old, and
Speaker 6: we had a threesome with your girlfriends, and I saw
Speaker 6: the tattoo. I ain't none of that coming out because
Speaker 6: see it's just it's too much arguing right now. And
Speaker 6: then my ex best friend and I vowed to keep
Speaker 6: our past in the past, and we haven't had sex
Speaker 6: in over fifteen years. I find that hard to believe,
Speaker 6: because I ain't no dude driving over your house to
Speaker 6: face a husband that threatened to do something to you
Speaker 6: about his wife. Boy, you're gonna get in your car
Speaker 6: come over to my house. Brother, your last time. Now
Speaker 6: they out there arguing. The neighbors want to call the police.
Speaker 6: And then my ex left left. How how I'm confused?
Speaker 6: He left on his own car, He left on a gurney.
Speaker 6: He left in the corner the back of the corner's car.
Speaker 4: How he leaves.
Speaker 6: Not be meaning that he got back in his car
Speaker 6: and my husband told me I could go with him.
Speaker 6: Of course I stayed and tried to talk some sensant
Speaker 6: to my husband. I can't even believe it. I'm finish cry.
Speaker 6: But of course I stayed talked some since my husband.
Speaker 6: My husband said I'm a sneaky, lying woman, and he
Speaker 6: gave me an ultimate ultimatum, either my friends or my marriage.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's fair. You don't think that's fair.
Speaker 6: I'm disappointed in your husband because once I tell you
Speaker 6: when I see you, and then you telling me how
Speaker 6: you heard us outside talking? What as we talking for?
Speaker 6: I'm disappointed in the hubs. I'm disappointed that the police
Speaker 6: didn't have to come. I'm disappointed that your husband ain't
Speaker 6: locked up. I'm I'm supported. I'm disappointed your husband ain't
Speaker 6: facing charges at least second degree. I don't understand how
Speaker 6: your ex was able to leave in the same damn
Speaker 6: car he came in.
Speaker 1: You're gonna leave in the vehicle, but it won't be
Speaker 1: in the car you came up with.
Speaker 6: And if don't have lights on it, the wine you
Speaker 6: leave there gon't have lights on it, and it's gonna
Speaker 6: make up.
Speaker 1: Why is his as still living?
Speaker 6: I didn't want to come back off vacation to do
Speaker 6: no damn not a light that I can't stand the
Speaker 6: stopd metal.
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Speaker 14: Here's how it go, all right. What we do is
Speaker 14: we take three subjects. We put those three subjects on
Speaker 14: a wheel. We spun the wheel where stop watch us
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Speaker 5: That's the setup right there. Here we go with today's can.
Speaker 3: Uh things of.
Speaker 8: Vegan might say to make you think what they're eating
Speaker 8: is delicious. Here's another one. Ways to convince the police
Speaker 8: that's not weed smoke they smell. And then here we
Speaker 8: go this last one. Reasons people use to not go
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Speaker 14: With splet's see what we got we at?
Speaker 3: Oh it? Yeah.
Speaker 8: Things a vegan might say to make you think what
Speaker 8: they're eating is delicious.
Speaker 1: Comedy roulette.
Speaker 14: Things a vegan might say that make you think what
Speaker 14: they're eating is delicious? Have you tried the yello oprah?
Speaker 14: Oh my god, it is so delicious. You you don't
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Speaker 2: I haven't tried that.
Speaker 15: Things a vegan might say to make you think what
Speaker 15: they eating is delicious. Listen, every since I've been eating vegan,
Speaker 15: I ain't lost no weight, but I sleep way better, though.
Speaker 1: I need to try this.
Speaker 4: Things that BigGAN might say to make you think what
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Speaker 1: It is to die for. Boy, Who let me tell
Speaker 1: you about this black and trumble spinach? All right?
Speaker 8: It's things that vegan might say to make you think
Speaker 8: what you're eating is delicious.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, is this ham?
Speaker 1: I didn't hear well, but damn the hell you? Oh
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Speaker 5: Falling apart.
Speaker 14: A vegan might say to make you think what they
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Speaker 14: talking about a rip.
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Speaker 15: big might say to make you think what they eat
Speaker 15: is delicious. Listen, man, I know you love chicken, but
Speaker 15: what's sending the chicken is what chickens eat.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: If you.
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Speaker 4: Things a bigan might say to make you think what
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Speaker 1: Good? Got no, thank you, good god.
Speaker 8: It is Things a vegan might say to make you
Speaker 8: think what they're eating is deliciously.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, have you had corn sandwich? Like like,
Speaker 1: oh my favorite?
Speaker 2: Things might say.
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Speaker 2: Things a media might say to make you think of
Speaker 2: eating dude, have you tried to beat ice cream?
Speaker 6: Old?
Speaker 1: It is delicious?
Speaker 6: We gotta.
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Speaker 8: In trending job news, it seems there's a growing trend
Speaker 8: in employees doing it in a not so vocal way.
Speaker 5: In fact, they're leaving without telling anyone.
Speaker 8: It's called ghosting coasting, okay, And it's when an employee
Speaker 8: takes the job, works a few days, and then just
Speaker 8: stops coming in without giving anyone notice. So, Steve, I
Speaker 8: got to ask you, have you ever quit a job
Speaker 8: without giving notice?
Speaker 1: And you've had a liven Noticeful, that's the professional thing
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, I didn't never have no professional job.
Speaker 8: I bet you worked at Ford and yeah, the one
Speaker 8: professional factory that's professional.
Speaker 5: Still a professional situation.
Speaker 1: See not for me.
Speaker 6: Well, I worked at Jennery Electric Lincoln Electric. Hey, y'all
Speaker 6: didn't give me no notice. I came to work and
Speaker 6: they gave me a pink slip. You don't come in
Speaker 6: the mall, Okay, cool? Next time I want, I ain't
Speaker 6: playing on coming in the mall. I ain't giving out
Speaker 6: no pink slips.
Speaker 1: He ain't here. I'm gone, y'all. I've done that plenty of.
Speaker 10: Times, plenty of times, Steve, Wow.
Speaker 1: I've had eleven jobs. I don't blame you.
Speaker 5: How many of them did you quick without notice?
Speaker 3: Yet?
Speaker 1: Eleven? I like the one. Well, I've been fired.
Speaker 10: Ten opportunities, but you took him on about half and half.
Speaker 5: You just don't like that authority. All right, we'll be back.
Speaker 8: With We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
Speaker 8: coming up with forty three minutes after the hour. Right
Speaker 8: after this, you're listening hard morning show? Time out for
Speaker 8: would you rather, guys? Okay, would you rather not cut
Speaker 8: your fingernails for a year or not cut your toenails
Speaker 8: for a year?
Speaker 5: Which one?
Speaker 7: Yea, I gotta cut these were in the public. We
Speaker 7: gotta be seen with these, Frank Naw, yeah, I'll get
Speaker 7: some bigger shoes. But a year of toenails, though, that's
Speaker 7: that's pretty I don't know what that is. That ain't
Speaker 7: a pretty sight though, though, no it is not.
Speaker 16: Don't lay up. We just what is wrong with so
Speaker 16: fair a gamo? They just even cut a whole straight
Speaker 16: got your foot over there just looking like talents just
Speaker 16: sitting up there, you big.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 8: So would you rather sleep in a doghouse or would
Speaker 8: you rather straight dog sleep in your bed?
Speaker 5: Which one.
Speaker 13: I've been at a doghouse, you know, a dog's doghouse,
Speaker 13: not a man's dog.
Speaker 10: That's how it's beef.
Speaker 1: Ain't no straight dog getting in my bed shift.
Speaker 5: So you're gonna sleep in the doghouse.
Speaker 1: We'll come from dog.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 13: That's a long night though, think about it. No door,
Speaker 13: just breeze.
Speaker 4: I had a raccoon passed by here, a couple of
Speaker 4: hours of gold corse rough out here.
Speaker 1: Man, it's quiet all right, So I'm not going to
Speaker 1: be been there with that straight dog. I look over there,
Speaker 1: he licking hisself. Man. If you don't show as.
Speaker 5: With all that, leave angye.
Speaker 1: Alright, we're cratching.
Speaker 2: I'm scratching.
Speaker 10: That is making me it all right?
Speaker 5: Would you rather hunt and butcher your own meat? Hunting
Speaker 5: butcher your own meat?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: Would you you put you want to do that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 8: Or would you or would you rather never eat meat again?
Speaker 8: I'm a all day you would hunt and butcher it yourself?
Speaker 1: Here? Hell?
Speaker 3: Yes, skin it?
Speaker 1: You eat what you kill?
Speaker 6: You know what I mean. Times I've been on a
Speaker 6: hunting my grandfather new field dressing deal.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 5: I thought you.
Speaker 6: As naked in that come about it, and you gotta
Speaker 6: be kidnapped. I'm nothing, not do meat? What did?
Speaker 1: I'm a barbecue?
Speaker 13: Got some nice yams.
Speaker 1: We're gonna put some yams on the grill.
Speaker 5: You want some jams beyond burgers?
Speaker 1: No college fly boy hit a thing about me?
Speaker 6: Man? Why do all vegas and vegetarians try to make
Speaker 6: stuff making taste like me?
Speaker 1: Just need to tell me?
Speaker 8: Coming back with our last breakup the day at forty
Speaker 8: nine minutes after and of course closing remarks from the
Speaker 8: one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 5: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here
Speaker 5: we are our last break of the day.
Speaker 2: Jay, it is the last break of the day.
Speaker 1: A right, Steve. You know I often talk about your
Speaker 1: mental attitude.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna share something with you because it's a way
Speaker 6: that I was thinking of how I really thought, and
Speaker 6: I was thinking about statistics and how statistics. People use
Speaker 6: statistics to help them be okay to me with their failure.
Speaker 6: People use the statistics to find a way to describe
Speaker 6: their lack of movement or their not being successful or something.
Speaker 6: Because you got to be careful with any stat that
Speaker 6: says one out of you know, you ever hear stat
Speaker 6: one out of every five thousand, one out of every
Speaker 6: one out of every.
Speaker 1: Six out of ten.
Speaker 6: See, and people, if you're not careful, statistics can be
Speaker 6: very crippling.
Speaker 1: Thirty percent of the people who do this will wind
Speaker 1: up that way.
Speaker 6: And what negative people do, They automatically put themselves into
Speaker 6: the to the negative side of the equation, because if
Speaker 6: you're accustomed to thinking negative, you will always take the
Speaker 6: negative side of a statistic. What they told me years ago,
Speaker 6: one out of every two thousand comedians will get on
Speaker 6: the Tonight Show. So that means one thousand, nine hundred
Speaker 6: and ninety nine comedians out of the two thousand will
Speaker 6: never get on the Tonight Show. So you know what
Speaker 6: everybody around me was talking about. Man, we'll never make
Speaker 6: get on the Tonight Show. You know what I did
Speaker 6: when I first got in comedy, I hummed the Tonight's
Speaker 6: Show theme song before I went on.
Speaker 1: I hummed it.
Speaker 6: I never got on it with Johnny Carson. But you
Speaker 6: know what, I got on the Tonight Show when Jay
Speaker 6: Lennard was on that but I was already successful. That's
Speaker 6: the only way I got on it. But see, I
Speaker 6: never allowed that statistic to enter into my system. We
Speaker 6: have in trouble getting vaccinated right now because people are
Speaker 6: going at the statistics. What happens when so and so
Speaker 6: take this? It's amazing what statistics do. Be very careful
Speaker 6: you all.
Speaker 1: Listening to statistics because they got nothing to do with you.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 6: Stats to me are for people looking for a reason
Speaker 6: to explain why they're not going to do it, or
Speaker 6: why they didn't make it, or why they're not successful.
Speaker 6: I don't care nothing out no stats. See, the problem
Speaker 6: is what I chose to do. And let me explain
Speaker 6: this to you. See if you can get what I'm
Speaker 6: talking about, Let's look at these two words. Let's start
Speaker 6: with probability. What's the probability of you becoming rich one day?
Speaker 6: What's the probability of you being able to have a child.
Speaker 6: What's the probability of you hitting the lottery? What's the
Speaker 6: probability of you owning more than one house? What's the
Speaker 6: probability of you being able to travel like you want
Speaker 6: to in this world? What's the probability of you seeing
Speaker 6: four other countries before you die? You understand what I'm
Speaker 6: saying once you look at the probability you are in
Speaker 6: trouble because the operative word and probability to me is probable.
Speaker 6: It probably probably won't happen. Well, it's probable, but it
Speaker 6: ain't likely. That's the problem with it. So I never
Speaker 6: operate on probability. I choose to operate on another word, possibility.
Speaker 6: I only look at the possibility of it. And here's
Speaker 6: the code part, y'all, if you thought about it for real,
Speaker 6: listen to this right here. Do you realize that it
Speaker 6: is impossible to think an impossible thought?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh, what did you say? I said?
Speaker 6: Do you realize it is impossible to think an impossible thought?
Speaker 6: So if you thought it, do you not understand that
Speaker 6: that's possible? Show me one person, show me anybody, Show
Speaker 6: me anybody that has thought an impossible thought.
Speaker 1: How can you do that?
Speaker 3: How?
Speaker 1: How can you think an impossible thought?
Speaker 6: The reason you can't think of an impossible thought because
Speaker 6: the moment you think it, there lives the possibility.
Speaker 1: And now it opens up.
Speaker 6: Your life, It opens up your realm of thinking, It
Speaker 6: opens up you to starting to begin in the process
Speaker 6: that anything is possible, anything is possible. Do you know
Speaker 6: something that you could really be rich one day? If
Speaker 6: that's what you want it now. I'm not saying that's
Speaker 6: a necessity, that's what makes you happy. I'm just using
Speaker 6: that as an example. Do you know you could actually
Speaker 6: have more than one home. Do you know that you
Speaker 6: could actually drive more than one.
Speaker 1: Or two cars? You can have four cars.
Speaker 6: Do you understand that you actually can help change lives
Speaker 6: that you've been thinking to change. Do you know that
Speaker 6: you actually can be owned, become a business owner, that
Speaker 6: you actually can open up that business. You can actually
Speaker 6: do it. You can actually do it, But you gotta
Speaker 6: fix your mind because it's possible. Stop looking at the
Speaker 6: probability of something and look at the possibility. And if
Speaker 6: you tell somebody an idea all the time and they
Speaker 6: start telling you why it won't work, stop talking to
Speaker 6: them people. You'll need them people. I only talk to
Speaker 6: people when I give them an idea. They go, yeah, man,
Speaker 6: we can do that. I only need you telling me
Speaker 6: how it won't work. The opposition gonna present yourself in
Speaker 6: everything you attempt to do anyway. I don't want to
Speaker 6: hear your mouth talk about why it won't work. I
Speaker 6: only give myself around people when I give them an idea,
Speaker 6: they say, yeah, man, let's go Those are my clothing remarks.
Speaker 1: I ain't no more have a Christian Day.
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