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Speaker 3: Fun fact about me, most of my co hosts know this.
Speaker 3: I love Subway, not being paid to say it. I
Speaker 3: just do, always have.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that either.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 3: I talked about it multiple times.
Speaker 7: On the show before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we always get Jimmy.
Speaker 3: Here though, well, because they're the ones that offered to pay,
Speaker 3: and you guys want the Jimmy guns.
Speaker 8: Jimmy, So you're a Subway guy, I know you.
Speaker 4: You have one sandwich that you order every single time.
Speaker 7: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: And I was getting my favorite sandwich the other day,
Speaker 3: foot long.
Speaker 7: Turkey with chips inside.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, but.
Speaker 4: You asked the chips there. You don't do it yourself?
Speaker 1: No, WHOA are you serious?
Speaker 4: By demand?
Speaker 3: They're the artists. I'm just letting them do their craft.
Speaker 4: You're just telling them how to art.
Speaker 1: I used to work there and I never put chips
Speaker 1: in for anybody.
Speaker 3: The total came out to around seventeen bucks, probably taking
Speaker 3: your chip feet and I'm thinking that is quite a
Speaker 3: bit of dough. It is, so I'm paying, and then
Speaker 3: the prompt comes up on the credit card machine, how
Speaker 3: much do you want to tip? I'm already paying seventeen dollars.
Speaker 4: For this, yes, but you're also and for chips, So
Speaker 4: what do you do?
Speaker 7: Two things changed my mind.
Speaker 3: One, I looked across the counter and the employee is
Speaker 3: staring at me with big puppy dog like eyes, like
Speaker 3: I made this for you with my own hands, sweating,
Speaker 3: my blood is in this sandwich. And the second factor
Speaker 3: that Subway was playing our radio station over the speakers
Speaker 3: at the time, so I felt kind of obligated to
Speaker 3: tip them very well, just say. And then I see
Speaker 3: an article this morning that says a new survey found
Speaker 3: seventy six point one percent of people believe tipping has
Speaker 3: gone too far.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Brooke, you agree?
Speaker 8: I mean, where was I the other day where they
Speaker 8: asked for a tip? And I'm like, I haven't even
Speaker 8: talked to anyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, the biggest percentage of people who believe it's gone
Speaker 3: too far is actually the service workers themselves. Oh really,
Speaker 3: And it's not that they don't want more money. They
Speaker 3: love more money. They just want to hire wage so
Speaker 3: they don't even have to worry about tips.
Speaker 2: I know, seriously, they have to practice the dough eyes
Speaker 2: at you.
Speaker 8: No, but people don't like living wages, you know, the
Speaker 8: employers money.
Speaker 3: The anti tipping trend appears to be taking hold now
Speaker 3: and around seventy four percent of service workers. I've noticed
Speaker 3: customers are now tipping less.
Speaker 4: Because people are exhausted by it so expensive.
Speaker 3: Already, we're always shouting out our instagrams on this show.
Speaker 3: What we should be doing is shouting out our and
Speaker 3: most you know, we'll see how the shot collar question
Speaker 3: of the day goes, and then maybe if he does
Speaker 3: a really good job digital Jake's gonna earn a tip
Speaker 3: right afterwards.
Speaker 10: Of course, not, Jeffrey. I do this for the love
Speaker 10: of the game.
Speaker 6: Ahead, Jake.
Speaker 10: There's a talented troop of tenacious tactical types that around
Speaker 10: this time of year engage in covert missions of subterfuge, entrapment,
Speaker 10: and high caliber capitalism right in front of.
Speaker 1: Our very eyes.
Speaker 10: We're talking about again, I'm talking about the Girl Scouts,
Speaker 10: and today it happens to be national Girl Scout Day. Okay,
Speaker 10: every year they're solely responsible for adding around two thousand
Speaker 10: pounds to our total office weight to their boxes of
Speaker 10: delicious cooks worth it. Unfortunately, I don't have any thin
Speaker 10: mints to give you, but instead I have a sleeve
Speaker 10: of trivia questions for a special Girl Scout edition of
Speaker 10: lenty of twenty. All right, let's start with Alexis today. Alexis,
Speaker 10: give me number one through twenty and I'll give you
Speaker 10: a Girl Scout question. Let's go seven or seven, Alexis.
Speaker 10: There's an official Girl Scout promise. It's on my honor.
Speaker 10: I will try to serve God my country, to help
Speaker 10: people at all times, and to live by the Girl
Speaker 10: Scout law. And they use a special hand sign while
Speaker 10: reciting it. How many fingers do they hold up during
Speaker 10: the Girl Scout promise?
Speaker 7: Does sound like the radio promise that we make when
Speaker 7: we get our jobs here.
Speaker 8: I just swore that I was going to be here
Speaker 8: till by death.
Speaker 7: Different you put a dagger right to your own throat.
Speaker 4: Trying to think is to the Hunger Games?
Speaker 5: You know what they do?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 9: Dude?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Hunger Games.
Speaker 4: Four looks kind of funny.
Speaker 8: So maybe I'll say three fingers up, three fingers.
Speaker 10: Alexis said, three fingers. That is correct. It's the pointer,
Speaker 10: middle and ring fingers.
Speaker 7: You weren't a girl scout growing up.
Speaker 10: No hunger games.
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's go over to Brook.
Speaker 10: All right, Brook, give me number one through twenty. Please
Speaker 10: twelve Brook. I'm gonna name three famous music artists, and
Speaker 10: you need to tell me which one was not a
Speaker 10: girl scout.
Speaker 4: That's funny.
Speaker 10: Your options are Taylor Swift, Mariah Carey, and Meghan the Stallion.
Speaker 10: Which one was not a girl scout?
Speaker 4: So I was not a girl scout. I was in
Speaker 4: Campfire Kids, which what's that? We sold all Monrocah. Yeah.
Speaker 8: But I actually think, and I'm just gonna tell you
Speaker 8: it's because of age situations here.
Speaker 4: I don't think Taylor Swift was.
Speaker 8: I think that she started her music career young, which
Speaker 8: means she was concentrated on that.
Speaker 4: So I think she was not a girl scout.
Speaker 10: Brook went with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 11: That is.
Speaker 10: Correct. I was looking for Meghan the Stallion. Scouts Mariah
Speaker 10: and Taylor were. So Brooke is out. We're gonna move
Speaker 10: over to Jose. Jose, please give me number one through twenty.
Speaker 10: Let's go six number six. If you've ever seen a
Speaker 10: Girl Scout, they earned badges that they wear on their
Speaker 10: uniforms for achieving different things in the past. Which of
Speaker 10: these was not a real badge? Two of these are real.
Speaker 10: One of these is not. The law and order badge
Speaker 10: for polygraph and DNA testing, the cosmetic surgery badge for
Speaker 10: studying ways to surgically alter a person's appearance, or the
Speaker 10: laundrous badge for expertise in laundry. Your options again, lawn order,
Speaker 10: cosmetic surgery or laundry badge? Which one is not real?
Speaker 2: Each one has its merits, all right, everyone, Kimber just
Speaker 2: got her rhino plastic.
Speaker 1: You smell well. Alright, I'm gonna say the cosmetic one
Speaker 1: has to.
Speaker 10: Be jose said, cosmetic surgery badge. That is correct. That
Speaker 10: one's not real.
Speaker 1: Yet.
Speaker 10: With that, we're on to Jeffrey.
Speaker 7: Jeffrey, give me number one through twenty three.
Speaker 10: What are the three seas of the Girl Scouts. Jeffrey,
Speaker 10: I'll give you two of them. Courage, confidence, and what's
Speaker 10: the third?
Speaker 3: Courage confidence it's not cookies. Courage, confidence and consistency. That's
Speaker 3: not a thing I sell, Maury. Right now, what's exciting communism.
Speaker 7: I have no idea about.
Speaker 10: Jeffrey went with communism. That's the fourth Sea. I'm sorry,
Speaker 10: the unofficial fourth Sea. I was looking for character. Oh character,
Speaker 10: we're back to Alexis. If you get this wrong, Jose's
Speaker 10: winning the Girl Scout you usition in twenty of twenty, Alexis,
Speaker 10: give me another number, number ten. The original Girl Scout
Speaker 10: cookie came out in nineteen seventeen when a troop in
Speaker 10: Oklahoma began baking their own and it was pretty basic.
Speaker 10: What kind of cookie was it?
Speaker 8: Oh, if it's basic, it's got to be the short
Speaker 8: bread rights the tree.
Speaker 10: Alexis said, short bread.
Speaker 11: That is.
Speaker 10: Correct. Look for sugar cookie.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jose the Girl.
Speaker 10: Scout and they should have plenty of twenty Girls Scout.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't let me in, look at me name.
Speaker 3: Since Jose wins, he gets to choose who gets shocked.
Speaker 3: And someone's going to be singing milkshake by Kalie, So
Speaker 3: who is.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be you?
Speaker 3: Jeff Okay, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
Speaker 3: and they're like, it's better than yard.
Speaker 1: They should sell milkshakes too, awesome.
Speaker 7: That's her shot collar. Question of the Day.
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Weird talents, we all have them. Yeah, jose can make
Speaker 3: a water droplet sound using just his mouth.
Speaker 4: Really fun, do it?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 8: Oh, they're really on today.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was coming through.
Speaker 1: I thought it was good thought, turned out turned my
Speaker 1: mic up.
Speaker 3: Nis Alexis knows the first twenty numbers of pie.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, she's such a secret.
Speaker 3: Door and I'm an award winning synchronized tongue dancer. I
Speaker 3: can't really be displayed over the radio.
Speaker 4: I don't really want to see it.
Speaker 7: But what about Brook? What's her special talent?
Speaker 9: It was.
Speaker 3: It's one about what you learned at your Montana Backwood
Speaker 3: sorority house does not count as quote talent.
Speaker 8: I'll tell you we had to go off campus for
Speaker 8: that story.
Speaker 3: If Brook has one special ability, it's being a whiz
Speaker 3: at random useless trivia.
Speaker 7: It's the one thing she's got.
Speaker 3: And now you can challenge the goat and beat Brook
Speaker 3: at her own game. We're gonna do it trivia style.
Speaker 3: Coming up, We've got a return player on the phone
Speaker 3: named Trent, who says he just got back from a
Speaker 3: vacation to Hawaii.
Speaker 4: Hey yeah, oh, he sounds so relaxed, my.
Speaker 1: Friend, happy place.
Speaker 3: You're telling that just to make us feel bad, Trent.
Speaker 11: I can feel that. I'm loving it. Thank you.
Speaker 4: What was your favorite thing you did?
Speaker 1: Little gonna ask that. What was the best part of
Speaker 1: your trip?
Speaker 9: Bro?
Speaker 11: Oh man, we had such a great relaxing time. But
Speaker 11: we did take a helicopter ride.
Speaker 3: My kids and I did stole a helicopter no wow,
Speaker 3: and the kids drove it.
Speaker 9: Jerry.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 3: That's awesome, Bro, We're glad that you had a good
Speaker 3: time over there. Brook's gonna go out of the studio.
Speaker 3: While she leaves, Let's explain the rules for everybody. It's
Speaker 3: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 3: you don't know when, you could say past. But you
Speaker 3: have to beat her outright if you want to win.
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 11: I will do our best?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my man, your time starts now on this day.
Speaker 3: In twenty twelve, the Hunger Games premiered in theaters. Who
Speaker 3: played Catnus, Oh my gosh, path how many holes are
Speaker 3: in a standard Ritz Cracker?
Speaker 11: Twenty three?
Speaker 3: Suddenly Seymour and Grow for Me are songs from what
Speaker 3: famous Broadway musical.
Speaker 7: The Little Shop of Horror, which Korean.
Speaker 3: Martial art translates to the way of the foot and fist.
Speaker 3: How old was Kurt Cobain when he died?
Speaker 6: Three?
Speaker 7: What are the forty.
Speaker 3: Days and nights before Easter known as in the Catholic
Speaker 3: community lent?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Trent, what a little bit of a slow start there,
Speaker 3: but really got going as a game. Well, oh, well
Speaker 3: played Trent and he felt good about himself there. And
Speaker 3: you might remember Trent being on the show before because
Speaker 3: he has that food truck called the Frying Dutchman. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what's the top selling menu item right now at the
Speaker 3: Frying Dutchman.
Speaker 11: Well, we bactually introduced the fish sandwich fish witch and
Speaker 11: it is so good on a Brioche's.
Speaker 1: They are using their cod halim but probably.
Speaker 11: Cod caught on that. But I do have hal of
Speaker 11: it also at times and especially yeah, is so good?
Speaker 4: Wait, I forget what do you guys typically sell it?
Speaker 4: Dutch food? Is it?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 11: When I went when I went to Holland, I fell
Speaker 11: in love with the French fries because their stands through
Speaker 11: it just about a far part of the Starbucks.
Speaker 1: Are And yeah, okay, so it's French fries. Is the
Speaker 1: stable are they?
Speaker 6: Are?
Speaker 4: They skinny ones?
Speaker 6: Fat?
Speaker 9: Ones.
Speaker 11: No, they're fat fries.
Speaker 4: Interesting.
Speaker 1: I like JoJo's.
Speaker 4: I'm a skinny fry lady. Just give me a shoe strong.
Speaker 11: No, I've lost both of you.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 1: I the fries, I like them any shape. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: like my ladies.
Speaker 4: I'll still eat them with me.
Speaker 3: We were just talking about how hungry we were before
Speaker 3: we started.
Speaker 7: This is not helping.
Speaker 4: What's sad is that I already ate my lunch for
Speaker 4: the day.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, now you're well satiated to answer some questions.
Speaker 3: You ready, Yeah, your time starts now on this day.
Speaker 3: In twenty twelve, the Hunger Games premiered in theaters. Hoop
Speaker 3: Cat Sepherdeen, Jennifer Lawrence? How many holes are in a
Speaker 3: standard Ritz Cracker?
Speaker 4: Interesting?
Speaker 3: In six Suddenly Seymour and Grow for Me are songs
Speaker 3: from what famous Broadway musical.
Speaker 4: The Plant One.
Speaker 3: I can't Little Horse, which Korean martial art translates to
Speaker 3: the Way of the Foot and fist.
Speaker 4: Oh? Interesting? Taekwondo?
Speaker 3: How old was Kurt Cobain when he died twenty eight?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 7: That could be close?
Speaker 3: One Today's scoreboard to check out how you did with Jose.
Speaker 9: I love crack.
Speaker 10: I'm absolutely cuckoo Crack.
Speaker 1: Family, Trent, I rarely get to say this. You have
Speaker 1: more questions, and.
Speaker 4: I know I got really stuck on horse Crent.
Speaker 1: You got three correct today.
Speaker 4: That's that's gonna be close.
Speaker 1: Also three.
Speaker 12: Trends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the tie does go to the house on these
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers for everybody. On this day,
Speaker 3: twenty twelve, Hunger Games premiered in theaters, starring Catnus Everdeen
Speaker 3: played by Jennifer Lawrence. There are seven holes in a
Speaker 3: standard Ritz Cracker, representing these seven deadly sins?
Speaker 4: Are you joking.
Speaker 9: Exactly? What? No?
Speaker 3: This the poke holes because it bakes even six sinecircle
Speaker 3: in one in the middle. Seven Sin of indulgence, Suddenly,
Speaker 3: Seymour and grow for Me are songs from Little Shop
Speaker 3: of Whores. The Korean martial art that translates to the
Speaker 3: way of the foot and fist is taekwondo. Kurt Cobain
Speaker 3: died in that twenty seven Club seven Club, twenty seven
Speaker 3: years old, forty days and nights before Easter. You didn't
Speaker 3: get to this one brook that's known in the Catholic
Speaker 3: community as lent Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, trently that one.
Speaker 3: So unfortunately it wasn't enough to take down Brook, But
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Speaker 10: Yeah, thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 8: So fun, and we'll come find your food truck and
Speaker 8: you can turn me on to fat fries you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, one way.
Speaker 3: Thanks for being back with us. Brook, We'll be back
Speaker 3: or Trench.
Speaker 4: I'm always here. You are very welcome. I'm not going
Speaker 4: on like I get enough thanks around.
Speaker 3: Thank you everyone of that part of this segment, we're
Speaker 3: gonna do a phone tap. It's Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the morning. When you go into someone's house for the
Speaker 3: very first time, that could be kind of awkward because
Speaker 3: you're wandering around looking at stuff, saying awkward things like oh,
Speaker 3: I love the artwork that she had chose for this place.
Speaker 3: Yeah there that bed sure looks.
Speaker 4: Why are in their bedroom?
Speaker 7: I don't know, I'm just being shown around.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: All those children in the photos you have up are
Speaker 3: those yours?
Speaker 9: All of them?
Speaker 4: Times you don't know what to do typically yours related.
Speaker 3: Occasionally, you'll find yourself somewhere in the house that you
Speaker 3: know you shouldn't be, and you wonder, do I keep
Speaker 3: going or should I turn back?
Speaker 7: One of our listeners.
Speaker 3: Most people would turn back, but one of our listeners
Speaker 3: reached that point and decided, Nah, I'm gonna keep searching.
Speaker 3: And what she accidentally stumbled upon has stuck with.
Speaker 7: Her for years.
Speaker 3: She's never told a soul about it until today, when
Speaker 3: she will finally reveal what she saw during a brand
Speaker 3: new mass speaker.
Speaker 7: It's coming up right after this. You don't know me
Speaker 7: your confession. I can't take back.
Speaker 1: Earl Arms.
Speaker 7: Got a Texas seventy eight five nine two that says,
Speaker 7: if I did the mass speaker, I do.
Speaker 3: How I found out My first time wink wink was
Speaker 3: with my fourth cousin upside down smiley face O. God
Speaker 3: can we didn't find out till twelve years later from
Speaker 3: a DNA app laugh emoji.
Speaker 1: Emoji.
Speaker 4: Fourth is pretty far removed.
Speaker 3: Oh great, Now that confession has got Brooke all excited.
Speaker 8: Take seven degrees from Kevin Bacon or whatever it is, right, Yeah,
Speaker 8: I remember that everybody's like only seven degrees.
Speaker 4: I mean no, I remember, I don't.
Speaker 3: We don't watch the cousin love films like you do. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's why we try to avoid cousin confessions on this show.
Speaker 3: But if you have a secret, hopefully a non cousin one,
Speaker 3: you can feel free to come on here and share
Speaker 3: it anonymously.
Speaker 7: On the mass speaker.
Speaker 3: We've got a woman who's chosen to go by the
Speaker 3: name Charlotte today who wants to come clean.
Speaker 7: Charlotte, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: How hi, Charlotte, how.
Speaker 4: Are you feeling?
Speaker 5: I'm okay, I'm all right.
Speaker 4: You a little nervous?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Because this is a it's a crazy one.
Speaker 7: Is there any cousins involved?
Speaker 5: No cousins, no family, but a little action adventure moment,
Speaker 5: all right, a.
Speaker 8: Movie?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I like the category though.
Speaker 3: What happened? Let's find out the voice changers on. You
Speaker 3: are the mass speaker, Charlotte. Whenever you're ready, let's hear
Speaker 3: your confession.
Speaker 13: Okay.
Speaker 5: So years ago, I was a door to door salesperson
Speaker 5: for ad t.
Speaker 4: Oh Security Security.
Speaker 3: You can go door to door offering security systems.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, people come.
Speaker 8: To my door to sell us everything everything from windows
Speaker 8: to roof treatment.
Speaker 1: What do you say?
Speaker 7: It sounds like a scam.
Speaker 1: When you open the door, You're like, see how easy
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, get your home right now. Got any expensive stuff
Speaker 3: in there, and you probably want to protect it.
Speaker 6: Huh that's yeah exactly.
Speaker 5: So we have this person and he bought a system,
Speaker 5: and he wanted to be there during the install.
Speaker 4: So okay, I normal. Is that normal practice that you
Speaker 4: would be there during the install.
Speaker 5: And sometimes it just depends. So okay, I've seen the
Speaker 5: house and he had wanted to get some cameras installed
Speaker 5: inside the house.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like when people have cameras in their living room
Speaker 8: and stuff, and I'm like, that's strange to me.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I'm wandering around and I ended up in the study,
Speaker 5: Like this person was very wealthy.
Speaker 8: House.
Speaker 5: Yes, a package didn't even exist for that kind of system.
Speaker 8: I can't believe, like super wealthy people are just answering
Speaker 8: door to door salesman calls.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I'm cute, so they opened the door.
Speaker 8: Yeah okay, okay, so you had to like make a
Speaker 8: special package for him to get enough cameras in that house.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I'm in the study and I am looking around
Speaker 5: and I lean up against the bookshelves, No, and the
Speaker 5: shelf spins.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Actually a bunch of stuff on TikTok of rich people.
Speaker 1: Someone they're so cool.
Speaker 4: Someone tells you were this cool. Are still living in
Speaker 4: the secret room and they don't know.
Speaker 3: What did you feel like when you saw the shelf turn?
Speaker 5: I was like in a movie.
Speaker 11: Something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really cool. So what was in there? What
Speaker 4: was in there that'd be so fun?
Speaker 3: Did you explore or did you respect the privacy of
Speaker 3: that person's home.
Speaker 4: She's there to install security cameras.
Speaker 5: I'm a white woman who listens to murder podcast.
Speaker 7: What did you find?
Speaker 5: Well, it was a staircase. It was dark, so I
Speaker 5: on the black line. I thought maybe it was like
Speaker 5: a panic room or something.
Speaker 4: Okay, so what was it?
Speaker 5: No panic room, okay, but it was a long, dark hallway.
Speaker 5: So I turned my flashlight up even more. I went
Speaker 5: down the hallway and I was like super nervous, like
Speaker 5: I said, and I kept thinking to myself, like you
Speaker 5: should go back. This is like nobody knows you're here.
Speaker 5: So I stopped, and I'm lucky that I stopped when
Speaker 5: I did. So I looked down and there was like
Speaker 5: about maybe like five ish inches off the ground. There
Speaker 5: was a wire that went from one time the walk
Speaker 5: to the Oh it.
Speaker 7: Was booby trap a trip wire.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it looks like a trip wire. I couldn't help
Speaker 5: myself because I was like, okay, well now I have
Speaker 5: to keep going. So I stepped over it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and I want to thrown something to it.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Walls start slowly closing in on you.
Speaker 1: Oh that's true.
Speaker 8: I wonder were one of those big stone balls, like
Speaker 8: in Indiana Jones starts rolling down.
Speaker 1: And there's arrow shooting over your head.
Speaker 7: But you're brave. You kept going, Charlotte.
Speaker 5: I kept going, and you picking up when I'm putting
Speaker 5: down because I walk around the corner and boom, It's
Speaker 5: like I'm in Indiana, Joe.
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 5: It was this room full of like paintings and statues.
Speaker 5: It was like full on treasure.
Speaker 8: It's like their art collection and all of theirs.
Speaker 5: I don't know this guy's like background or anything, but
Speaker 5: I'm like, were you connected to World War two in
Speaker 5: any way?
Speaker 3: Or are you Nicholas Cage? And is this where the
Speaker 3: Declaration of Independence is?
Speaker 1: Nicholas Cage is down there?
Speaker 5: Like coins? There was like, like I said, everything.
Speaker 3: Okay, So how much of it did you take and
Speaker 3: stuff in your pocket?
Speaker 5: I was so scared and freaked out at this point
Speaker 5: that I did not take.
Speaker 4: Anything that's smart to get the.
Speaker 5: Heck out of here because I'm gonna get fired.
Speaker 8: I love about this wealthy man literally had a treasure
Speaker 8: room and his only secure He was a tripwire prior
Speaker 8: to you showing up.
Speaker 1: That's why she's.
Speaker 7: There, saw the security.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I hasn't found out, like you need a camera
Speaker 5: down here obviously?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Oh my god, how.
Speaker 1: Many other people accidentally have seen that room? If you're
Speaker 1: the only one?
Speaker 7: Do you know anything else? After you left the room?
Speaker 5: I didn't say a word, And I've never seen anybody
Speaker 5: this story at all, because what if he put a
Speaker 5: bug on my shirt or something.
Speaker 8: What you needed to do was befront him and try
Speaker 8: to get in that will, Yeah, get out one.
Speaker 1: I'll just take one of those gold balloons I saw.
Speaker 4: Now, that's amazing.
Speaker 5: I did pay my mortgage for a little while.
Speaker 7: The text in seven eight five nine too.
Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
Speaker 3: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
Speaker 3: you our next mass speaker.
Speaker 7: Your phone TAP's coming up.
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Today, we call a guy who's going on his first
Speaker 3: real date in almost five years. So he's a little
Speaker 3: nervous about it because he's been out of the game
Speaker 3: for so long. That's why he told his buddy, who
Speaker 3: offered to help and hook him up with a professional
Speaker 3: dating coach. That's a nice thing to do, just one
Speaker 3: session with a very experienced, very knowledgeable man named Ben.
Speaker 7: We know him as Timid Bench, but.
Speaker 3: I think we can all agree he's.
Speaker 7: Got the riz to get it done.
Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 13: Hi, I'm looking for Anthony.
Speaker 6: This is him. Who are you?
Speaker 13: Hello? My name is Benjamin. I was I was hired
Speaker 13: to be your dating coach by one of your friends, Matt.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, you're the guy Matt told me about.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's me Benjamin.
Speaker 6: Hi. Hey, Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 13: You're speaking very loud?
Speaker 6: Am I speaking? Can you speak up? Actually?
Speaker 13: This is my maximum speech. It's like you're screaming.
Speaker 12: Okay, So let me Where did Matt find you again?
Speaker 13: On the on the internet? Okay, that's where I live.
Speaker 13: He said, you haven't been on a date in quite
Speaker 13: a while?
Speaker 6: So yeah, five years?
Speaker 13: Oh wow, I haven't been on a date in seven years.
Speaker 6: How long have you been a dating coach?
Speaker 13: Uh? It's about seven years the tige.
Speaker 12: And you haven't been on a date.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I've had a lot of free time since I'm
Speaker 13: not actively dating.
Speaker 12: I'm sorry, I'm really skeptical here. How can you be
Speaker 12: a dating coach if you never go on date?
Speaker 13: And it's just that my standards are so high I
Speaker 13: only date models.
Speaker 12: Okay, so have you tried to date model?
Speaker 13: The lesson is is beginning, so please tell me who
Speaker 13: is this luscious lass Tory? Oh? I got down with
Speaker 13: a Tory one time. I wonder if that's the same.
Speaker 12: I don't think. I don't think. I only give the
Speaker 12: same person.
Speaker 13: That would mean you and I would have swapped spit.
Speaker 13: What is wrong with you that the lesson is still
Speaker 13: is still in progress?
Speaker 12: But like this is taken forever. So whenever you have
Speaker 12: to teach me, can you just teach me?
Speaker 6: Let's do it.
Speaker 13: Let's let's begin. You're going to start with some role play.
Speaker 12: And how is it supposed to help me?
Speaker 13: Shut your fail?
Speaker 9: All?
Speaker 6: Right, don't Kurt, I'm gonna kill man.
Speaker 13: I am Torri. I am Torri.
Speaker 12: I am okay.
Speaker 13: I'm waiting for you in the restaurant. Yeah, and I'm beautiful.
Speaker 13: You've seen and action.
Speaker 6: Hey Tory, how's your day?
Speaker 13: Who the hell are you on your date? I don't
Speaker 13: recognize you whatsoever?
Speaker 6: We met?
Speaker 12: We talked online?
Speaker 6: Tory.
Speaker 13: Were you the one that was featured on the news crimes?
Speaker 12: No, that's not I'm not the one feature on the news.
Speaker 13: I think I recognize it.
Speaker 12: Okay, Tory would say any of it?
Speaker 13: Can you please have this man escorted out? Please? I
Speaker 13: feel sorry.
Speaker 12: Wouldn't say any of it?
Speaker 13: Okay? And scene?
Speaker 12: How is this supposed to.
Speaker 6: Help me with?
Speaker 13: Very poorly?
Speaker 12: But Tory wouldn't say that she knows what I look like.
Speaker 13: She did say that, she just said it to you.
Speaker 6: No, you said it. I'm Tory, but you're not my toy.
Speaker 12: You were just an idiot pretending to be a Tory.
Speaker 13: Let's not call each other names. We're a couple there.
Speaker 13: Do you need to make it official with a tender kiss?
Speaker 12: What what are you doing?
Speaker 13: I can't hear you kissing.
Speaker 12: I'm not going to kiss.
Speaker 13: Tory wants to kiss.
Speaker 6: I don't give it.
Speaker 12: You know what I'm dumping to where I dumped Tory
Speaker 12: and I never speak to her again.
Speaker 13: You're playing hard to get now, and that's getting Tory
Speaker 13: in the mood.
Speaker 12: No, it's over, it's over.
Speaker 13: Shoot me your bally, But.
Speaker 12: Tory turned out to be weirdo, and I want to
Speaker 12: stop dating her.
Speaker 11: Why are you laughing?
Speaker 12: It's not funny.
Speaker 1: I don't understand the word you're saying.
Speaker 12: A waste of my time.
Speaker 13: I'm having so much fun.
Speaker 12: Because earlier you had me escorted at the restaurant.
Speaker 13: I guess I like bad boys.
Speaker 1: You weirdo.
Speaker 12: I don't need your help.
Speaker 13: Your buddy Matthew said that you needed help to set you.
Speaker 7: Up with this prank phone call. Dude, you're on the
Speaker 7: radio right now.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, you gotta be kidding room.
Speaker 3: Your buddy matt said he wanted to pump you up
Speaker 3: before your big date this weekend because you were feeling
Speaker 3: nervous and he thought maybe this would help.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna kill that.
Speaker 13: Don't kill him because I like bad boys.
Speaker 9: The wind up every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings
Speaker 9: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Imagine you're dating a woman for a few years and
Speaker 3: eventually break up. But then a year later you receive
Speaker 3: a text from her and she is over the moon ecstatic. Wow,
Speaker 3: this is a dream for me, Jeffy, because for you,
Speaker 3: it's the worst news possible.
Speaker 11: Oh.
Speaker 3: Whatever you're thinking is in that text message from her.
Speaker 3: I promise you you're wrong. It is the most uncomfortable and
Speaker 3: awkward situation to ever be in. If you're this dude
Speaker 3: who is on the phone with us right now begging
Speaker 3: for help to get out of it, you're gonna hear
Speaker 3: the story in your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call
Speaker 3: right after this It's awkward.
Speaker 9: It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3: We got an emergency email from a listener who says
Speaker 3: he just went out on a great first date that
Speaker 3: was so good it actually got him into a little
Speaker 3: bit of trouble.
Speaker 4: Wait, that's a good thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, we're gonna talk to him about it here
Speaker 3: so we understand why. And this is probably gonna sound
Speaker 3: kind of like a second date update, but remember it's not.
Speaker 7: So just keep that.
Speaker 4: Say so yeah, and we are in charge of the
Speaker 4: rules here.
Speaker 3: Let's get Charlie up in here to talk to him
Speaker 3: about it. Charlie, how you doing?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 6: Not too well? Man, I'm in a real rough situation.
Speaker 4: Did we call Hambard? Did he call us? Collect from somewhere?
Speaker 7: All the details, Charlie.
Speaker 3: Just tell us what happened, what went on with this date?
Speaker 6: I will say I would rather be locked up and
Speaker 6: have to go through what I'm going through right now.
Speaker 7: We need the tea, Arlie.
Speaker 6: Now, I did go on a great date recently with
Speaker 6: a woman and it was amazing. I mean it was
Speaker 6: just one of those dates where you don't want the
Speaker 6: night to end.
Speaker 4: What's his lady's name?
Speaker 6: You know what. I would rather not tell you and
Speaker 6: it will make sense when I get to the end.
Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, Oh my god, I feel like she stole
Speaker 8: something from you.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, she didn't. Okay, it's kind of
Speaker 6: my fault. I'll explain. It was late in the date.
Speaker 6: I mean, even though we both retired, we were just
Speaker 6: walking around the city and it had to be past midnight.
Speaker 6: We just kept talking and yeah, it was nice. I
Speaker 6: mean we ended up at our place, like right outside,
Speaker 6: was an inside or anything like that. I gave her
Speaker 6: a kiss good night, but I did not spend the night.
Speaker 4: Okay, why did you a gentleman?
Speaker 9: Why?
Speaker 1: Because he's a gentleman, it doesn't need to.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised Brook is supportive of this. Would be like, oh,
Speaker 3: come on, give it to her, scale the side of
Speaker 3: the building and get in there.
Speaker 4: He didn't say she wasn't waiting in his closet.
Speaker 7: Alright, it's a very gentlemanly move.
Speaker 8: Sounds amazing, and it sounds like you planned unseeing this
Speaker 8: woman again.
Speaker 6: Do I definitely like her? Okay, okay, absolutely, And speaking
Speaker 6: of being a gentleman, I don't know why I said this,
Speaker 6: but as I was walking away, I just turned around
Speaker 6: and I said, Hey, what's your favorite kind of flower?
Speaker 6: And she kind of looks at me and she's like, roses? Why?
Speaker 6: And I tell her I'm going to send you the
Speaker 6: biggest bouquet of roses next week. Her eyes got big
Speaker 6: and she seemed really.
Speaker 4: Excited, how romantic.
Speaker 6: And I was happy about it too. I mean, come on,
Speaker 6: I was trying to do something night for it's.
Speaker 1: The best spoil.
Speaker 4: So you actually followed through?
Speaker 6: Yes, I went home immediately. I mean I got right
Speaker 6: on my phone. It was like two o'clock in the
Speaker 6: morning too, and I ordered a huge bouquet roses like
Speaker 6: thirty fifth roses.
Speaker 7: Wasting time?
Speaker 4: Okay to this girl, Okay.
Speaker 6: I do, I do. I can put a little sappy
Speaker 6: message on it. I said, you have no idea how
Speaker 6: much I'm missing you right now. I'm counting down the
Speaker 6: days until I can be with you again.
Speaker 4: Wait was our first date.
Speaker 6: After it was that good day in this room.
Speaker 3: I've ever felt a love connection quite like that, and married.
Speaker 7: Years, we're all jealous.
Speaker 4: I felt that way. I just did a lot.
Speaker 3: So you went online and ordered her roses at two
Speaker 3: in the morning, I did. I'm not seeing what the
Speaker 3: problem is though.
Speaker 6: Well after I ordered the roses, it was late. I
Speaker 6: just went to bed. But I do remember that it
Speaker 6: said when I ordered them that it be delivered in
Speaker 6: two days. So of course, on the second day, I
Speaker 6: wake up, I'm waiting for a text, you know, to say,
Speaker 6: oh my god, I love them. Just waiting waiting, and
Speaker 6: then I start wondering if she at work and maybe
Speaker 6: she didn't see them. And then finally, at around six
Speaker 6: o'clock in the evening, I get a text, not from her,
Speaker 6: from my ex saying, Charlie, you never cease to amaze
Speaker 6: and surprise me. You're the sweetest person ever.
Speaker 4: You sent them to your ex on accident.
Speaker 6: Yes, I must have auto filled it.
Speaker 11: Oh my.
Speaker 3: Flowers are to go to move for Charlie, which is
Speaker 3: a sweet go to move.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I think girls would be honored to be
Speaker 1: auto saved.
Speaker 4: In the now, your ex thinks you want to hook
Speaker 4: back up with.
Speaker 6: Her, the note that you're the sweetest person ever. I've
Speaker 6: been missing you.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: She thinks you're putting the vibe out to.
Speaker 6: Guys, and then she put on there can we see
Speaker 6: each other Friday or if not sooner?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 8: Back and you don't want to be with your at No,
Speaker 8: not at all, just making sure it's not an option,
Speaker 8: because maybe it's the only option.
Speaker 3: Do you feel like maybe fate intervened and that's the
Speaker 3: reason that her address went in there?
Speaker 6: Not one bit. I got nothing against her. We were
Speaker 6: still on good terms. But I know I like this
Speaker 6: new girl. I just don't know what to do because
Speaker 6: when I got to text, all I could do is
Speaker 6: just heart it and say, hey, I'll text you later
Speaker 6: and let you know you.
Speaker 1: Still may her day.
Speaker 4: Did you give it a thumbs up?
Speaker 3: At least the eyes wide emoji like, no, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I panicked. I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1: Why have an Android phone? You know you can't even
Speaker 1: heart anything I wish you did.
Speaker 4: You don't have a woman problem if you're using an Android.
Speaker 7: How long ago did this happen? When was this?
Speaker 6: It was just the other day. And when it happened,
Speaker 6: I emailed you guys right away because I don't know
Speaker 6: what to do. It's going to be the most awkward
Speaker 6: conversation I've ever been in in my life. The flowers
Speaker 6: wasn't for her, and yeah, I'm gonna have to tell her,
Speaker 6: and I know she's going to be hurt, and I
Speaker 6: don't know what to say. I don't know how to
Speaker 6: do this.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you want us to call your ex here
Speaker 3: and let her know the truth.
Speaker 7: Of what happened that night?
Speaker 4: He has to tell her?
Speaker 3: All right, well this is this is yikes. That's all
Speaker 3: I can say.
Speaker 4: Understanding the jail time thing now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand why you don't want to make this.
Speaker 3: I do have to ask the what about that girl
Speaker 3: that you went on the great date with?
Speaker 6: Well, okay, good news of that. I did re order
Speaker 6: her thirty six rows. I even text her and let
Speaker 6: her know there's a problem with the delivery, but these
Speaker 6: will be there, So okay.
Speaker 4: You didn't say what the problem was.
Speaker 7: It's a smart man, all right.
Speaker 3: Well, we're gonna try and come back and give you
Speaker 3: some smart advice when we let you make your awkward
Speaker 3: Tuesday phone call to your ex girlfriend saying I didn't
Speaker 3: really mean to send a bouquet.
Speaker 7: Of romantic flowers to you. Those were for my new girl.
Speaker 7: Do it coming up right after this? Hold on, now,
Speaker 7: it's awkward.
Speaker 9: It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3: We got a text that's seven eight five nine two
Speaker 3: from a listener named Sam who says, man, this guy's
Speaker 3: completely screwed.
Speaker 7: I wouldn't know what to do either.
Speaker 3: I'd probably just go out with her for a few
Speaker 3: weeks and then break up again. That sounds easier than
Speaker 3: making this phone callship. That's even more me But if
Speaker 3: you missed it, this really is one of the most
Speaker 3: awkward situations that we've had on our show. In a way,
Speaker 3: while our listener Charlie emailed us for help because he
Speaker 3: had an amazing date with a woman the other night,
Speaker 3: he went home right afterwards and at two in the morning,
Speaker 3: while exhausted and still high on love, ordered three dozen
Speaker 3: roses to send to her Yeah, only to find out
Speaker 3: a couple days later the website auto filled the delivery
Speaker 3: address to his ex girlfriend.
Speaker 7: Instead.
Speaker 3: The ex got the bouquet and was thrilled, thinking, oh.
Speaker 13: My stars, he wants me back.
Speaker 3: Yes, which, needless to say, puts Charlie in a tough spot.
Speaker 3: So now we need to give him some advice on
Speaker 3: what to say to let his ex down easy in
Speaker 3: your awkward Tuesday phone call and Brooke, I would love
Speaker 3: to hear your advice for Charlie.
Speaker 4: Here's my idea.
Speaker 8: Does your ex have a buddy of yours that she
Speaker 8: already hates that who hates.
Speaker 7: That she hates?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Every girlfriends yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're gonna blame it on that guy.
Speaker 8: What you're gonna do is you're gonna tell her that
Speaker 8: your dumb buddy was drunk and thought it would be
Speaker 8: a funny prank to send her flowers with your name, right,
Speaker 8: and you're so embarrassed.
Speaker 4: It wasn't funny. You're so sorry.
Speaker 7: That's good.
Speaker 3: What do you think make one of your buddies take
Speaker 3: aull it for you?
Speaker 6: It kind of feels like I'm being slimy if I
Speaker 6: do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're already being slimy.
Speaker 6: Is No, I'm not. It was an honest mistake.
Speaker 7: It was an accident, Brooke.
Speaker 8: What's better than telling her that you meant to send
Speaker 8: those to somebody else?
Speaker 1: What do you think my advice is to tell her
Speaker 1: you meant to send it to somebody else? No, think
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: Look, nothing is worse than foo and embarrassment. So you
Speaker 2: want to be honest because she's your ex? No, just say, look,
Speaker 2: bottom of my heart, I'm glad I made your day.
Speaker 2: I'm glad I made you smile. But those were honestly
Speaker 2: not for.
Speaker 1: You, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: God, that hurts. That hurts worse than the breakup.
Speaker 7: How do you feel about brutal honesty, Charlie?
Speaker 6: You know what? After hearing that, let's go back to
Speaker 6: that first option.
Speaker 3: I've told you, no matter what way you decide to
Speaker 3: go with this, we're going to be on the call
Speaker 3: with you if you need a little bit of help,
Speaker 3: a little bit of support. I'm gonna die your ex
Speaker 3: girlfriend though, Kendra, right now?
Speaker 7: My god, Okay.
Speaker 4: I never even think we've heard that.
Speaker 7: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 6: Hello, Hey, Kendra, Hey.
Speaker 14: Wait Charlie, Yeah, oh my god, you are so sweet.
Speaker 14: I just got the second ouquet of flowers.
Speaker 6: You said, wait wait wait wait wait what what did
Speaker 6: you say that again?
Speaker 14: You're persistent little sugar bearers? I sent you, Yeah, two
Speaker 14: bouquets of I can't believe you're spoiling me like this.
Speaker 14: Where is this coming from?
Speaker 6: I really don't know, my heart, I guess.
Speaker 14: Oh my god, I can't wait to see you and
Speaker 14: kiss you. I'm going to give you a special thank
Speaker 14: you for those flowers.
Speaker 6: Oh really?
Speaker 14: Can I see you on Friday?
Speaker 6: Maybe Friday?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I want to see you as soon as I can.
Speaker 6: I mean, I want to see you too. But here's
Speaker 6: the thing. My work is sending me away, like I'm
Speaker 6: going to Ecuadoroa.
Speaker 14: Whoa what what?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I'm going away for like three maybe nine months.
Speaker 14: I mean what, you work at a grocery store?
Speaker 6: I thought, yeah, I do. I do. But we're expanding.
Speaker 6: That's why I'm going.
Speaker 14: They're expanding to Ecuador.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's this whole thing, and Argentina, mad At
Speaker 6: Dad Star and you know, all the southern places.
Speaker 14: So you know, oh my god.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm so sorry. I mean I'm not going to
Speaker 6: be around for a while as you can. You know,
Speaker 6: you could tell, I mean, and the flowers they were
Speaker 6: kind of like a little farewell, you know, away from me.
Speaker 6: To say you'll always be in my heart?
Speaker 14: That breaks my heart.
Speaker 6: What I know, I know, But hey, I don't know
Speaker 6: what to say other than you know, Arie Verdercy.
Speaker 1: It got worse.
Speaker 7: Hi, Kendra, that noise is a whole radio show.
Speaker 3: Jumping in on the call because you're on the radio
Speaker 3: right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 14: Yeah, what is going on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know quite how to explain it to you,
Speaker 3: So maybe I'm just gonna let Charlie take the lead here. Charlie,
Speaker 3: why don't you tell Kendra what's happened?
Speaker 4: Such a good job already.
Speaker 6: I told her I'm going away, and I just wanted
Speaker 6: to let you know that you know, you're a good person,
Speaker 6: and I just you'll always be in my heart.
Speaker 3: And the reason that we're on the call is because
Speaker 3: it was a tough thing to say to you about
Speaker 3: how special you were to him, so he wanted some
Speaker 3: moral support.
Speaker 7: That's what we're doing.
Speaker 4: Happy for what was won't.
Speaker 3: But I don't know if you can tell he's in deep,
Speaker 3: deep pain. Just the thought of leaving you the way
Speaker 3: to a door.
Speaker 14: I mean, Charlie, Charlie, I would wait for you.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, don't never wait for a man, Kendra,
Speaker 8: don't ever wait for a man.
Speaker 6: It would be selfish for me to ask you to
Speaker 6: do that. I can't do that, right, y yep?
Speaker 14: After all this, are you kidding? People told me you'd
Speaker 14: never change, and then you could always be selfish.
Speaker 4: But I think the other people were right, Kendra.
Speaker 6: Yep, yep, I've changed. I mean what.
Speaker 8: I have.
Speaker 6: I mean there's no real way to stay in touch either,
Speaker 6: because you know, on this trip, it's such a big deal.
Speaker 6: They're taking my cell phone.
Speaker 8: It's like if Survivor were to do grocery stores, you're
Speaker 8: taking your phone.
Speaker 6: Yeah, do that? I think, well, because it's it's business,
Speaker 6: and they really want me to focus on my job
Speaker 6: in this expansion. So it might look like I'm ignoring
Speaker 6: you or blocking you, but that's not the case.
Speaker 3: I'm just you know, working YEAHS International, and we're really
Speaker 3: sorry about that, Ken Joe.
Speaker 7: We all feel really bad about it.
Speaker 4: So I think you said don't don't wait for him.
Speaker 6: I mean I'm more sorry than you know.
Speaker 14: Y can I can I write to you at least like,
Speaker 14: are you gonna have an aggress.
Speaker 8: I think this is going to be too painful, Kender.
Speaker 8: I think you should just move on.
Speaker 4: I think you should move on.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Charlie would be okay with that, it would be fine
Speaker 7: with it.
Speaker 6: I want her to be happy. I want to fine happiness.
Speaker 7: That's really big of you.
Speaker 14: Okay, But he loves me and he misses me.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe I don't say love. I don't know if
Speaker 3: it is, Charlie, you love me right?
Speaker 6: There is love in my heart?
Speaker 1: Answer.
Speaker 4: It's one of those, Charlie, I love you too.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. It feels kind of warm and no, no,
Speaker 3: you know awful. Well, this is the farewell, goodbye, anything
Speaker 3: that you want to say to him before he goes
Speaker 3: to Ecuador and changes the world, Charlie.
Speaker 14: Just the flowers and you're doing this radio thing.
Speaker 3: I mean like that.
Speaker 14: That's so thoughtful and special. I really do much.
Speaker 3: He is a very very thoughtful man. Very detail oriented
Speaker 3: is he?
Speaker 4: He said? And he's moving to a Spanish country. He's
Speaker 4: working on detail oriented Charlie.
Speaker 3: Is he's gonna get one of those language apps, and
Speaker 3: he's going to come back in three to nine months
Speaker 3: a totally changed man.
Speaker 4: Wow, maybe years. Don't wait for him.
Speaker 3: We wish you all about Okay, Kendra, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, he's dead to you.
Speaker 1: Just move on.
Speaker 9: In the morning, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Brook hands on the table, assume the position. We're gonna
Speaker 3: read you your rights. Because Susannah is on the phone
Speaker 3: and Susannah works in law enforce. Welcome to the show, Susannah, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 1: How often do you yell? Spread them throughout the day?
Speaker 11: Never?
Speaker 7: Apparently, Brookie.
Speaker 3: You guys have played each other twice before. You're one
Speaker 3: on one all time. But you know that you can't
Speaker 3: outrun the law.
Speaker 4: Why is the law so sassy today?
Speaker 10: With that, that's.
Speaker 3: Why Susannah keeps coming back. You'll never outrun her, he might.
Speaker 11: I'm not a very fast runner.
Speaker 1: Where you're going back.
Speaker 4: Let that criminal go too quick?
Speaker 7: What a kind law enforcement?
Speaker 1: Once you get to the next county, you're in for it.
Speaker 1: They're faster than we are.
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 3: Well, there she goes Brooks, running out of the studio,
Speaker 3: see you later. While she heads out, Susannah, you know
Speaker 3: where it's thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
Speaker 3: you have to beat Brook outright if you want to win.
Speaker 7: Are you ready?
Speaker 6: I'm ready?
Speaker 7: Good luck?
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is National Girl Scouts Day.
Speaker 3: After thin Mints? What is the second best selling cookie
Speaker 3: in America? A prickle is a word used to describe
Speaker 3: a group of what forest animal? How many US presidents
Speaker 3: signed the Declaration of Independence? Sick Electrical power is measured
Speaker 3: in what what food that's permitted to be eaten under
Speaker 3: Jewish laws called what?
Speaker 1: Al right?
Speaker 3: Passing on that one book's gonna come back into the studio.
Speaker 7: And this is interesting.
Speaker 3: It looks like Susannah is planning a vacation for her
Speaker 3: fiftyth birthday to Nashville, Tennessee, but she's not really a
Speaker 3: big country persons, some interesting choice. Why did you choose
Speaker 3: Nashville if you hate their local culture? WHOA, I don't
Speaker 3: hate because we already posted that on the Brook and
Speaker 3: law enforcement and.
Speaker 4: We tagged the city of Nashville too, so.
Speaker 7: Oops, will try and take that one down. But why
Speaker 7: did you choose Nashville?
Speaker 11: Well, it's a compromise.
Speaker 6: My husband is a country music guy. I do like
Speaker 6: speakeasies and food, and they are known for their food
Speaker 6: scene and their live music.
Speaker 1: So live music it could be anything. Live music is
Speaker 1: fun regardless.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Literally, you could go in at nine o'clock in the
Speaker 8: morning and see live music.
Speaker 4: It is everywhere, all.
Speaker 3: The time, unless Alexis is the one that's doing the singing,
Speaker 3: and then you're in for a kind off.
Speaker 4: I did say it was always good, just there.
Speaker 1: As part of a bridal shower.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: Okay, we gotta get back to the questions. Brook Are
Speaker 3: you ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is National Girl Scout Day.
Speaker 3: After thin Mints? What kind is the second best selling
Speaker 3: cookie in America? A prickle is the word used to
Speaker 3: describe what group of forest ament.
Speaker 7: How many US presidents signed the Declaration of Independence?
Speaker 4: Four.
Speaker 3: Electrical power is measured in what what food that's permitted
Speaker 3: to be eaten under Jewish law is called one. In
Speaker 3: the Shakespeare story, Romeo was sixteen. How old was Juliet?
Speaker 4: She was fourteen? One year younger.
Speaker 7: Which one do you hope for, Broke?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: No, they both, Yeah, either way, Let's head over to
Speaker 3: the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 10: Playoffs.
Speaker 2: Don't talk about playoffs, playoffs, chaos.
Speaker 1: Susannah, you got to correct today, disappointment.
Speaker 7: That could have been good enough, though.
Speaker 1: Brook gets born.
Speaker 3: Sorry about that, Susannah. All time record goes to one
Speaker 3: and two against Brook. But let's go over the answers.
Speaker 3: It's a National Girl Scout Day. Thin mints are the
Speaker 3: most popular selling cookie in America, followed by samoas.
Speaker 7: At number two.
Speaker 4: Those are so good.
Speaker 7: A prickle is a group of porcupines.
Speaker 3: Only two US presidents signed the Declaration of Independence, Thomas
Speaker 3: Jefferson and John Adams.
Speaker 7: The rest didn't support it.
Speaker 4: Washington.
Speaker 3: Electrical power is measured in watts. The food that's permitted
Speaker 3: to be eated under Jewish law is kosher food. And
Speaker 3: in the Shakespeare story Romeo sixteen Juliet is the ripe
Speaker 3: age of thirteen thirteen thirteen years.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I should have said right.
Speaker 3: I'm sure I take back what I said that, Susanna.
Speaker 4: I apologize to you for that is she at the door.
Speaker 3: Please don't do anything bad to me, just replaying. What
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Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, Yeah, yeah you thanks for everything you do.
Speaker 8: Yeah, before you go, what is, in your opinion, the
Speaker 8: most fun crime to commit?
Speaker 3: This is you don't have to answer that, but yeah,
Speaker 3: I worked as special victims units, so.
Speaker 11: Is no fun in those.
Speaker 4: Well, you need to do that. It's going to be
Speaker 4: like cat Burglary, Susannah.
Speaker 7: You have a great day.
Speaker 3: We'll be back to do wind Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.