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Speaker 6: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig
Speaker 6: me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay,
Speaker 6: I want to talk to you today about success. But
Speaker 6: I want to talk to you about it like I
Speaker 6: usually do in terms of a principle of it, but
Speaker 6: I want to share something with you about it.
Speaker 2: And I was talking to my daughter about it.
Speaker 6: I've talked about my son in law about it, talked
Speaker 6: about it with all my children, and I'm really starting
Speaker 6: to express it to them now because I'm talking to
Speaker 6: a wide range of people constantly. But I want to
Speaker 6: share something with you. If you have any aspiration of
Speaker 6: being successful, I want you to realize, starting right now,
Speaker 6: the effort that is going to require. And that's why
Speaker 6: I think it stops a lot of people. I think
Speaker 6: a lot of people are never told or don't understand
Speaker 6: the sheer effort that it takes to become successful at
Speaker 6: anything in any area of your life.
Speaker 2: If you think that doing your best is enough, that
Speaker 2: I got news for you. It's not.
Speaker 6: Well, Steve, What if you've done your best, though, and
Speaker 6: your best ain't good enough? Well, let me ask you
Speaker 6: that same question. Hold on, if you want to be
Speaker 6: successful and you've done your best and best isn't good enough?
Speaker 2: What you threw that's it? But Steve, it was my best. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no.
Speaker 6: It was the best you had at that time, in
Speaker 6: that particular day. But tomorrow adds something to it. You've
Speaker 6: never done everything. There is no you can't go no more,
Speaker 6: you can't add no more. I've seen marath runners end
Speaker 6: up crawling across the line. I've seen triathlone people man
Speaker 6: just staggering in the street and didn't want nobody to
Speaker 6: help them because they knew that would disqualify them from
Speaker 6: the race.
Speaker 2: You got more.
Speaker 6: Have you ever dipped into your reserve tank? That's what
Speaker 6: we're talking about now. See all of us have a
Speaker 6: reserve tank, you know, you know, on my ranch, I
Speaker 6: like to ride four wheelers. I have all terrain vehicles
Speaker 6: and all of them have a gas tank on it,
Speaker 6: and a gas tank in most of mine. Let me
Speaker 6: see all of them. Yeah, all of them have gas
Speaker 6: tank needles on them, and it lets me know. When
Speaker 6: I get down towards eight, there's a little lane that's red.
Speaker 2: That lets me know.
Speaker 6: Okay, Steve, you're in the danger zone. Now you're riding
Speaker 6: into the lowest part of your tank. But if I
Speaker 6: keep riding and I forget to get some gas in there,
Speaker 6: guess what when it runs out of gas. All of
Speaker 6: my all terrain vehicles, all of them, Honda Polaris, all
Speaker 6: of them. Those are the makers. There's a button on
Speaker 6: the gas tank itself that I can click and it
Speaker 6: says reserve. That means they know that for the hard
Speaker 6: core riders, they're gonna ride somewhere, they're gonna get themselves
Speaker 6: in a situation and they're gonna run out of everything.
Speaker 2: They gonna run out of road, they're gonna run out
Speaker 2: of gas.
Speaker 6: They've prepared because they know for the hard core rider,
Speaker 6: every hard core rider needs a reserve tank. And so
Speaker 6: there's a button that you can click on the gas
Speaker 6: tank that clicks it into a reserve, and it'll give
Speaker 6: you about fifty miles or twenty miles worth of gas
Speaker 6: in that Now, guess what in that reserve That may
Speaker 6: be all you need to get you the where you're going,
Speaker 6: or get you back to safety so you can refuel.
Speaker 6: Don't tell me you've done your best. When your best
Speaker 6: cut it what you're gonna do. See when best is possible,
Speaker 6: then good enough ain't enough. See that's good enough. But
Speaker 6: if the best it is possible, why would you not
Speaker 6: shoot for that? And you you are all capable of
Speaker 6: making it. But you've got to change your mindset and
Speaker 6: realize the effort that has to be put forth in
Speaker 6: becoming successful. You've got to do it relentlessly, over and
Speaker 6: over and over and over and every day. I try
Speaker 6: to do something to progress my life for the better.
Speaker 6: I try to do something every day. I wake up
Speaker 6: every day with the plan. Some phone calls, some meetings,
Speaker 6: some some some some interviews. Something man that's going to
Speaker 6: advance and move the brand forward. Because here's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 6: You are Let's say you reach your goal. Let's say
Speaker 6: your goal is to make now one hundred thousand dollars. Well,
Speaker 6: I got news for you.
Speaker 2: Listen to this.
Speaker 6: When you make the one hundred thousand dollars, you can't
Speaker 6: go nowhere and go on vacation and put your hand
Speaker 6: behind your head and say I made one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Guess what you got to do.
Speaker 6: You got to find a way now to maintain that
Speaker 6: one hundred thousand, to keep it coming in. See, you
Speaker 6: can't just get there and stop and rest and whoa.
Speaker 6: It is harder to maintain your success than it is
Speaker 6: to get successful.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 6: Let's say, let me show you this. Suppose it takes
Speaker 6: you five to eight years to find a way to
Speaker 6: make fifty thousand dollars. Let's say it takes you five
Speaker 6: to eight years to find a way to make an
Speaker 6: extra fifty thousand dollars, and you finally, through work and effort,
Speaker 6: you get to the fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: More, it's only just begun now.
Speaker 6: Because guess what, in order to keep the fifty coming in,
Speaker 6: you got to duplicate what you did to get there.
Speaker 2: And then, oh, here's what you're going to have.
Speaker 6: The audacity being a human being, You're gonna want another
Speaker 6: fifty because you're a human being because you gotta have
Speaker 6: something else to shoot for. Now you're gonna want another fifty. Well,
Speaker 6: now that guess what you gotta do now, Now you
Speaker 6: gotta do what you did before, plus you gotta come
Speaker 6: up with something else. Then after that you're gonna have
Speaker 6: the audacity because you're humans, You're gonna want another fifty.
Speaker 2: Says how this works?
Speaker 6: And see that that's the importance of your relationship with
Speaker 6: God because you're gonna constantly need it and ain't have
Speaker 6: a point where you're gonna be through needing it. But
Speaker 6: that ain't gonna become a point in your life where
Speaker 6: you're going through. Won't be through, won't nothing unless you
Speaker 6: then just gave up. And if you done gave up,
Speaker 6: who wants that? Come on, y'all, this is going to
Speaker 6: take quite a bit of effort, and if you think
Speaker 6: it'll come to you any other way, you're sadly mistaken.
Speaker 6: Because of all the successful people I know, I know
Speaker 6: that the effort they put out on a daily basis
Speaker 6: is daunting, and I think that the average person just
Speaker 6: doesn't understand the requirement of time and effort that it
Speaker 6: takes to get that and willingness to put it out.
Speaker 6: You got to cut a lot of monkey business out
Speaker 6: your life, all that hanging out, all that late and
Speaker 6: all that club and all that drinking, all that. You
Speaker 6: got to cut a whole lot of.
Speaker 2: Monkey business out to be successful.
Speaker 6: Man, if you're planning on being successful, get up early,
Speaker 6: stay up late, work, try, think, meet, greet, smile, attract.
Speaker 6: It takes a lot, let's go, but you can do it.
Speaker 6: God is pressed to passing out blessings all day long.
Speaker 6: Why are you not in line for yours? I'm telling
Speaker 6: you right now, I want everything God got for me
Speaker 6: because what he's shown me so far.
Speaker 2: Who if he got some moke? Man or man? How
Speaker 2: good is God?
Speaker 1: Huhst Morning show.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. He did it again? Hey God, almighty?
Speaker 2: Something else? I don't know. I just there are no
Speaker 2: words for how good God is. There's no way.
Speaker 6: There's not a superlative that really captures what God really is.
Speaker 6: Super capture, fractionistic, sbal adocious, don't do it, awesome, short, amazing, short,
Speaker 6: I just down know superlatives for it. He just all that,
Speaker 6: He everything to me, just everything, Yes, show me. I'm
Speaker 6: talking about solid, I'm talking about ain't ever let me
Speaker 6: down that's the one factor in my life that has
Speaker 6: been a go to plug for me that ain't never
Speaker 6: let me down. I'm talking about, ain't ever, ain't ever
Speaker 6: not had a answer, ain't ever not supplied my needs,
Speaker 6: been there for all my wants. Man, stop everything. That's
Speaker 6: how I feel today. Man, I'm man. I ain't got
Speaker 6: no wordy man and your righteous name. Man, Lord, hold me, Please,
Speaker 6: don't let me go. I've been let go before, networks,
Speaker 6: let me go, women, let me go. Lord, Please don't
Speaker 6: ever let me Yeah, Man, Steve Harvey Morning Show Shiron
Speaker 6: Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior, the legend of
Speaker 6: nephew Tommy Jr.
Speaker 2: What's going on today?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 10: Let me ask you something. Let's see how will you
Speaker 10: know your crew? How will you know your We want
Speaker 10: to see her in morning show commit a crime? Be
Speaker 10: committed crime?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 1: This just on your crew. Who's snitching?
Speaker 4: Who copy the please? Who wonta say it wasn't me?
Speaker 1: And who gonna say Steve it was Steve idea? Who
Speaker 1: won't Who gonna do this right here?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, start one at a time.
Speaker 1: Okay, who's snitching?
Speaker 8: Surely he was gonna say.
Speaker 10: Off the top, I ain't got no problem. Okay, who
Speaker 10: copping a pleat?
Speaker 2: Dang Monica?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, who's gonna say it wasn't me?
Speaker 2: Tommy, I'm sticking to my store.
Speaker 10: Okay, Okay, whos gonna say? I'm gonna tell you all
Speaker 10: right now it was Steve idea?
Speaker 6: That might be sure again, Yeah, mister, it was Shirley
Speaker 6: and Monica. Get together, come up with.
Speaker 8: That Steve's idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, only if it was Steve.
Speaker 2: Oh well, you're gonna have to tell the truth. It
Speaker 2: probably was my.
Speaker 8: If it was your idea, then I'm snitching.
Speaker 2: So go to the wall with anybody on the show. Yeah, Tommy,
Speaker 2: I'm going with Tomas.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're going with Tomas.
Speaker 2: What call it gonna do up? Call a solid though?
Speaker 2: See she who.
Speaker 6: As long as you gonna hurt her feelings, all your
Speaker 6: your card ties and safe.
Speaker 2: Your win shoes safe.
Speaker 8: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, William
Speaker 8: from the Nephew, is he runs that prank back? Right
Speaker 8: after this you're listening hard morning show. It is time
Speaker 8: now for the nephew to run that prank back. What
Speaker 8: you got for us, nephew, Tommy were.
Speaker 7: Running that prank back, sirly, we giving up for lint.
Speaker 7: We are giving up for lint right now. We're gonna
Speaker 7: I'm gonna give your wife up for lint.
Speaker 9: Man. Let's go get up, fellow. Hey, I'm trying to
Speaker 9: redorse me. Yeah, he was it this cliff Man, I
Speaker 9: work at the post office with your wife. How you doing, brother,
Speaker 9: I'm doing all right?
Speaker 5: Everything cool?
Speaker 9: Yeah, everything good man, everything good. Like I say, my
Speaker 9: name is cliff Man. I wanted to reach out and
Speaker 9: holler at you about a couple of things. If you
Speaker 9: got a minute, You got a minute.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everything alright with my wife?
Speaker 9: Is something wrong is home? No?
Speaker 11: No, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 9: Your wife good man, Your wife good. I wanted to
Speaker 9: hit you up. Man. We've been working the post office
Speaker 9: quite a while. We've probably been in the same room
Speaker 9: a few times. Man. I don't know if you remember
Speaker 9: meeting me or not, but.
Speaker 5: Uh, okay, okay.
Speaker 9: But what I wanted to say, man, is trying to
Speaker 9: do better with my life dog, and you know, just
Speaker 9: trying to do better, you know what I'm saying. So
Speaker 9: you know, for lint man, I gave up a few things.
Speaker 9: You know what I'm saying. I just thought that would
Speaker 9: be a good thing, man, to try the things that
Speaker 9: matter the most that you're addicted to, you know, you
Speaker 9: want to get rid of. You know. What I'm saying,
Speaker 9: at least for LINT is what I trying to do.
Speaker 9: You feel me, Okay, I'm kind of confused. But what
Speaker 9: they got to do with me? Well, basically, Man, I'm
Speaker 9: giving up for LNT. You know, I decided to give
Speaker 9: up messing around with your wife. You know because because.
Speaker 5: Hold on, man, hold on, man, im at work. I
Speaker 5: don't know what you talking about. But back up and
Speaker 5: rephrase everything you just said.
Speaker 9: Well, like I say, Man, for LNT, I'm trying to
Speaker 9: I'm trying to give up stuff that I'm that I'm
Speaker 9: addicted to, you know.
Speaker 5: And I just don't tell me what they got to
Speaker 5: do with me and my wife though and you.
Speaker 9: But that's what I'm trying to tell you. Man, I'm
Speaker 9: trying to give up messing around with your wife for LNT.
Speaker 9: I mean, that's what I have given up. I've given
Speaker 9: up messing around with your wife for LNT. Man.
Speaker 5: What talking about?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 5: Messing around with my wife? Man?
Speaker 9: Got no time for no games? Right now?
Speaker 5: Who is man like what's your name again?
Speaker 9: This is Cliff Man. I actually work with her for
Speaker 9: the last ten twelve years. But but what I wanted
Speaker 9: to really let you know is, you know, our schedule
Speaker 9: probably gonna change because what we used to be doing
Speaker 9: we ain't doing. So she's probably gonna be coming home
Speaker 9: a little bit earlier or things like that. But I
Speaker 9: don't I don't want you getting addicted to it, because
Speaker 9: you know, after letter's over, then you know we'll be
Speaker 9: back what we used to do.
Speaker 5: Man, what is you talking about?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 2: Hold on?
Speaker 5: Is my my wife said to be home in a minute.
Speaker 5: We're gonna talk about with me. Man, I'm about to
Speaker 5: hold on?
Speaker 9: What what are you?
Speaker 5: Are you in the city right now? Can I can
Speaker 5: I meet with you right now? Cliff?
Speaker 9: Right? Okay? But what I'm what I'm trying to say, well,
Speaker 9: like I'm trying to do better.
Speaker 5: You know, I gave up trying to do letter. That
Speaker 5: sounds like a bunch of to me. I got something
Speaker 5: for you and my wife.
Speaker 9: True, Okay, Okay, okay, Man, I mean, ain't you feeling
Speaker 9: me on trying to do better? Though?
Speaker 5: I ain't feeling the thing you calling me? Telling me
Speaker 5: my wife? I think we need to meet up and
Speaker 5: talk about this face to face clip of what you think.
Speaker 9: I mean, we talk right now if you want to
Speaker 9: have a conversation.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, you just tell me your address and
Speaker 5: me and my wife's gonna just come on over there.
Speaker 5: How about that and we all sit down and have
Speaker 5: a little powwow. I don't know who thank you is? Man,
Speaker 5: but me and my wife been together over fifteen years
Speaker 5: and we ain't never had no problems with no like this,
Speaker 5: like the you're telling me on this phone. It sounds
Speaker 5: like a bunch of crazy to me. But somebody nick
Speaker 5: going today if they's truth.
Speaker 9: So what you need to do?
Speaker 5: You need to tell me your name, your number. And
Speaker 5: I don't know why you call from this black phone number.
Speaker 9: You hear me, man, I'm hearing you. Man, what I'm saying.
Speaker 9: The reason for the call was to let you know,
Speaker 9: you know, don't get used to her schedule because after Lint,
Speaker 9: it's gonna be back to the way it used to be.
Speaker 9: That's all the phone, man, what's up?
Speaker 5: He's you talking back? We'll get now. What's your what's
Speaker 5: your what's your what's your last name? Cliff, I'm finna
Speaker 5: come find you I'm finna come see you, not Jack.
Speaker 9: My name is Cliff. Like I said, I work at Clinton.
Speaker 9: I work at the.
Speaker 5: Post office with So okay, why come you call from
Speaker 5: a block number?
Speaker 11: Cliff?
Speaker 5: What's your phone number?
Speaker 9: Man? Hey, hey, man, listen, I'm not trying to have
Speaker 9: no confrontation with you.
Speaker 5: Man, it's already to confrontation. You can call my phone
Speaker 5: from a block number.
Speaker 11: I don't know you.
Speaker 5: You don't know me, and you're telling me you've been
Speaker 5: my wife?
Speaker 9: Are you serious? Did you know she was married? I
Speaker 9: mean what you mean did you know it was married? Yes?
Speaker 9: Or no? I mean yeah, I mean yeah, I knew
Speaker 9: she was married.
Speaker 5: Okay, what that he it is? You knew that from
Speaker 5: the jump. So that mean you've been disrespecting me from
Speaker 5: the jump. So now I got to get in your
Speaker 5: now you just in toll off on yourself. So here, regardless,
Speaker 5: I'm coming to see you today.
Speaker 9: Jack. Hey, my name ain't Jack Man. My name Clip,
Speaker 9: but you're not. I'm not to look here. I don't
Speaker 9: have no, I'm not trying to have no confrontation. I
Speaker 9: just wanted you to be aware of the schedule.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I'm definitely aware of now Cliff, Who the
Speaker 5: hand is you?
Speaker 9: Man? Another thing? Man? I want to know real like,
Speaker 9: I know, I know your tattooed on your name on
Speaker 9: her little back. I've seen that. It's say Dorsey right
Speaker 9: the world.
Speaker 5: Whoa woah, woa whoa hold on, hold on man, you're
Speaker 5: telling me you've just seen the tattoo on us back?
Speaker 9: Because that what you're talking on her lower back, man,
Speaker 9: right right right right on above her tailbone. Yeah, I've
Speaker 9: seen it, Dorset, your name Dorsey? Right?
Speaker 5: Man? Who then is this man? What's your real name?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 9: They calm down? Man?
Speaker 11: Are you Are you cool with the come down you
Speaker 11: call my pom?
Speaker 9: Are you school with the schedule change? It is what
Speaker 9: I'm asking. What are you cool with her schedule change?
Speaker 9: And you see what I'm saying, Her schedule gonna come
Speaker 9: back to normal once lint is over with. I gave
Speaker 9: up messing around with her for leg But not man.
Speaker 5: I'm not cool with a thing. I'm about to be
Speaker 5: cool in your face in a minute. Now, tell me
Speaker 5: your name, tell me your number and your real address,
Speaker 5: and we're gonna talk about our list in person.
Speaker 9: Okay, all right, what my name? What's your name? My
Speaker 9: name Tommy.
Speaker 5: Man, Okay, now we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 9: Tell me what I mean? I mean, why you need
Speaker 9: my last name?
Speaker 5: Because I'm saying to come see you. What you mean
Speaker 5: why I need your last name?
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 5: Hold on, somebody get Edge on the phone. Hey, hold on,
Speaker 5: don't go nowhere. We're finna get Edge on the phone
Speaker 5: right now and we're gonna settle it right now. Hold on,
Speaker 5: you're on the phone. Color call for it. Ye tell
Speaker 5: me who what you're scared of?
Speaker 9: Okay, man, they call me nephew Tommy. Oh who my name?
Speaker 9: Nephew Tommy from Steve Harby Morning Show?
Speaker 2: What hell now?
Speaker 9: Shen set me up?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 9: Man, your wife got me the pray call you?
Speaker 5: Why sain't asking the phone? This needs to be against
Speaker 5: the law man the book.
Speaker 9: Hey man, I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest
Speaker 9: radio show in the land? Man?
Speaker 5: The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9: I can guess I'm done with it, done with it.
Speaker 8: You need to be thank you that you're coming up next.
Speaker 8: It is asked the COLO, our chief love Officer, Steve
Speaker 8: Harvey in the building. You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming
Speaker 8: up at the top of the hour, and entertainment news
Speaker 8: super Free. The Rick James Story is set to hit
Speaker 8: the stage soon. Here's a new soap opera featuring a
Speaker 8: wealthy black family living in a gated community coming to CBS.
Speaker 8: CBS and Oprah's a new special we'll dive into the
Speaker 8: new alternative ways to lose weight.
Speaker 1: That is all coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 8: But right now it is time for us to ask
Speaker 8: the CLO our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is
Speaker 8: from Moya in Kansas City, who says, nine years ago
Speaker 8: I left my husband and he moved another woman into
Speaker 8: our home. We never got divorced, and he's very ill.
Speaker 8: Now when he dies, I don't want to have to
Speaker 8: deal with that woman. Should I keep asking her to
Speaker 8: leave or involve the law?
Speaker 2: Well, you're not gonna have did she say when he dies?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: She did, because he's very ill now very.
Speaker 2: Well, you're still married to him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that on who moved in ain't gonna mean alted dob,
Speaker 6: It's not gonna mean a lotting. And the fact that
Speaker 6: y'all never got divorced and he godna move somebody there
Speaker 6: now he's sick is hell. Now you know he gonna die.
Speaker 6: Love he is very ill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do she know.
Speaker 8: Of the other woman?
Speaker 2: How old is rufus? Well? In need to find now. Anyway, y'all,
Speaker 2: don't think you have a concern.
Speaker 6: You ain't got to deal with her because by law
Speaker 6: you're married, and you said moved into our house. So
Speaker 6: I'm assuming your name is on that deed or something.
Speaker 6: This is gonna be real short and quick. Don't even
Speaker 6: worry about that.
Speaker 1: Because a woman has no legal right to be there now, not.
Speaker 2: All that squatter's rights and all that here. I don't
Speaker 2: know what this state is in, but that.
Speaker 1: Didn't Kansas City. Oh no, she has no rights right now?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: No, all right, all right.
Speaker 8: Moving on to Wayne in Philly. Wayne writes, I'm twenty
Speaker 8: nine years old and my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Just broke up with me.
Speaker 8: I butt got her while I was asking my coworker
Speaker 8: a lot of sexual questions.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 8: It was just a lunchtime conversation, and two other people
Speaker 8: were at the table. How do I make things right
Speaker 8: with my girl?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 8: I got to come on, how how can you fix it?
Speaker 1: Come on?
Speaker 8: There's nothing he could do? Ye, Okay, let's hear it,
Speaker 8: let's hear this. Lig Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 2: No, this ain't gonna be a lie. What is it
Speaker 2: gonna be?
Speaker 6: No, he got to come in here, this this belly
Speaker 6: side down on this one right here, big, you got
Speaker 6: to go listen. It was a group of us at
Speaker 6: the table. Yeah, I was a little bit. I was
Speaker 6: wrong for some of the things I was asking and
Speaker 6: I was just showing out in front of the table.
Speaker 6: I need you to forgive me, admit nothing. Here's my phone.
Speaker 6: We have no contact, we don't talk to each other.
Speaker 6: We were all at lunch. Now, your problem is if
Speaker 6: the two other people that was at the lunch see
Speaker 6: either way, you going me in trouble. If it was
Speaker 6: two other dudes at the table, you in trouble. If
Speaker 6: it was too and you really in trouble, and you
Speaker 6: really in trouble it was two other women at the table, Yeah,
Speaker 6: why you got so? When when's your ass become doctor Phield?
Speaker 8: But he was asking sexual questions.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what you talk about sometime at lunch Shure.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's why they broke up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, understand that he got to go. He got to
Speaker 2: cross all back.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 1: It's not going to work.
Speaker 2: Some people need a flip phone though.
Speaker 7: Some people don't know how to just handle the phone situation.
Speaker 2: That's the problem.
Speaker 6: But more people, hell y'all butt die people all the time,
Speaker 6: and they and they see my phone call, they call
Speaker 6: right back.
Speaker 12: Oh no, he's hollering me helloud.
Speaker 8: All right, so he's gonna have to you said, he's
Speaker 8: not gonna have to.
Speaker 2: All he could do is prob. But there's no lie
Speaker 2: that I'm telling you what. No the butt dill and
Speaker 2: she heard you talking.
Speaker 6: Questions and see you didn't you ain't You didn't say
Speaker 6: that wasn't me at the beginning, which was your only hope.
Speaker 6: I don't know who you heard, but that was me.
Speaker 6: You know what, I know your voice. No, you don't,
Speaker 6: not not on the butt dial. That phone was in
Speaker 6: my pocket. But you didn't you did you never you
Speaker 6: never put the disclaimer out that it wasn't you. If
Speaker 6: you don't jump on this line. Initially hard to say
Speaker 6: this one. You had to joke.
Speaker 2: Who said soon as she said, you know I heard
Speaker 2: you talking on your phone?
Speaker 1: You heard what.
Speaker 2: You thought? That was me?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We're good.
Speaker 1: Really like she doesn't know his voice, man, Dwight.
Speaker 6: People confused me and Dwight at work all the time.
Speaker 6: All the time I was sitting there with Dwight. I
Speaker 6: didn't ask nobody nothing.
Speaker 1: Why would I say, listen to this, here come the lies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you had to do that initially, and he
Speaker 2: had to get on that. That was Dwight. That was Dwight.
Speaker 6: We sound just the light and she don't have a recording,
Speaker 6: so I did who I'd have hammered her with that one.
Speaker 1: So when she said the lady said, Wayne, why did
Speaker 1: you ask me that?
Speaker 2: That wasn't you?
Speaker 4: There's two ways at the job. I'm talking about it
Speaker 4: Wayne up.
Speaker 6: There, it's Wayne. Well, let me talk to Wayne. He's
Speaker 6: from a timp service.
Speaker 1: Wayne too much. He broke up with your Dwayne's Wayne,
Speaker 1: Dwayne and then Wayne? Yeah, okay. Moving on to Coco
Speaker 1: and Denver.
Speaker 8: Coco says, I'm dating an ex pro athlete and he
Speaker 8: doesn't like to wear protection. I'm thirty six, so of
Speaker 8: course I want a baby. It's risky, but I'm willing
Speaker 8: to show him better than I can tell him that
Speaker 8: he needs to wrap it up. Would I be wrong
Speaker 8: if I ended up pregnant by him?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 2: That's just good? Playing with these kids? What's wrong with y'all?
Speaker 6: Y'all playing with these kids and these diseases. He don't
Speaker 6: like to wrap it up. He had ex pro athletes,
Speaker 6: crazy ex person. If he keep this up, get gonna
Speaker 6: be an ex person. Y'all, y'all get ship? Would I
Speaker 6: be wrong if I you want a baby?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What's what's wrong with y'all?
Speaker 6: Y'all need to have this conversation this year you're gonna
Speaker 6: have a baby and ain't gonna have no man and
Speaker 6: all this?
Speaker 2: I don't like protection, man, get out of it. What's
Speaker 2: wrong with y'all? Too much?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Last one?
Speaker 8: Steve Miranda in College Park says, my twenty year old
Speaker 8: daughter had a baby on Valentine's Day. Her child's father
Speaker 8: ghosted her for weeks and he's back now. She wants
Speaker 8: to live with him. But I suggested he move in
Speaker 8: here so I can watch him. Am I being a
Speaker 8: good mom or a meddler?
Speaker 2: I think you being stupid to let this dude come
Speaker 2: in your.
Speaker 6: House for what's just as stupid so you can watch him,
Speaker 6: watch him do what you can't watch nobody get ghosts.
Speaker 2: He'd have done it once. What what you're gonna stop
Speaker 2: because he stayed at what? You're gonna make another one?
Speaker 2: In the why man? Man?
Speaker 11: All right.
Speaker 1: Coming up.
Speaker 8: Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show.
Speaker 8: So, the stage play Super Freak The Rick James Story
Speaker 8: is set to open this summer in Atlanta. Super Freak
Speaker 8: was written and produced by a comic playwright you know
Speaker 8: him very well, Tommy to carry us Johnson, and we'll
Speaker 8: explore Rick James life and legacy with all the music
Speaker 8: and drama that it was filled with. Snow Lee from
Speaker 8: Mick Condition will play Rick James and reportedly he comes
Speaker 8: very very close to macing to matching Rick James powerhouse
Speaker 8: vocals and stage show. Super Freak goes beyond Rick James's
Speaker 8: fame and shows how he overcame adversity and addiction to
Speaker 8: become a legendary artist. So, Steve, I know you don't
Speaker 8: like musicals, that's a known fact.
Speaker 1: But would you go.
Speaker 8: See Super Freak The Rick James Story, the stage play
Speaker 8: starring Stoker.
Speaker 5: You want to go?
Speaker 6: I don't know why y'all ask him this all the time.
Speaker 6: You know he not gonna I'm not going to do
Speaker 6: like like we just keep saying, where's this story going?
Speaker 6: Let's let's get up out of him. You have heard
Speaker 6: eight song what we're doing.
Speaker 1: But you love music?
Speaker 8: He love.
Speaker 6: I love music on the radio, I love music on
Speaker 6: my phone. I love live concerts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of like that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's kind of like that.
Speaker 2: Rick don't have the music that fits into a musical.
Speaker 2: That's what I want to come.
Speaker 8: Yes, well I'm going, especially because.
Speaker 2: They can. Yeah, but it's like going to you know,
Speaker 2: all them you know, church plays. They used to have.
Speaker 1: People, you know, it's just not for me. Sh I'm hey,
Speaker 1: it's all right, We're gonna move on now.
Speaker 8: Uh to CBS and the NAACP because they've announced a
Speaker 8: new Black daytime soap opera.
Speaker 1: It's called The Gates.
Speaker 8: The Gates is the first black daytime soap opera in
Speaker 8: thirty five years and will feature a predominantly black cast.
Speaker 8: The focus will be on an affluent black family and
Speaker 8: an exclusive gated community. The Gates promises multi dimensional characters,
Speaker 8: juicy storylines in black culture front and center. Uh, Tommy,
Speaker 8: I think you should go audition for The Gates, The Gates. Uh, CBS,
Speaker 8: I'm looking into The Gates.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know you Okay, I got.
Speaker 2: That should be good.
Speaker 1: And a fluent black family and an exclusive Who would you.
Speaker 2: Be good at playing Tommy?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 2: What type of cad.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be a militant dude in the gates that
Speaker 7: don't get along with nobody.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be me. I'm gonna be that guy in
Speaker 2: the gates.
Speaker 1: Well, let me ask you this.
Speaker 8: Do you still want to play because you said this
Speaker 8: before a while ago, the Bobby Brown story. I mean,
Speaker 8: do you can you say you wanted to be.
Speaker 1: Tommy? Tell me you did he wanted to be Bobby Brown.
Speaker 7: Yeah, You're gonna be Bobby Brown. Could I play Bobby woman,
Speaker 7: Bobby blue.
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 6: You ain't fit to be Bobby and womck Yeah, I
Speaker 6: mean you ain't fit to be Bobby Brown.
Speaker 2: That's for damn all that dance and his ass used to.
Speaker 7: Do dance though, huh, Bobby don't do them dances no more,
Speaker 7: no alright, and Bobby ain't doing all them dance with
Speaker 7: the rest of the group. Bobby standing to the side,
Speaker 7: he jumped.
Speaker 1: In a little bit.
Speaker 12: You're gonna get You're gonna get off the king, right,
Speaker 12: Bobby Brown? And show but Bobby break though, yes, oh
Speaker 12: yes he will.
Speaker 8: Finally, Oprah will explore the girl trend of people using
Speaker 8: alternative weight loss methods to lose weight fast and a
Speaker 8: new TV show is called an OPRAH special, Shame, Blame
Speaker 8: and the Weight Loss Revolution. The special there next Tuesday,
Speaker 8: March eighteenth, Oprah recorded a special with a live audience
Speaker 8: and she speaks with medical experts and people who have
Speaker 8: taken ozipic, people who have taken Manjaro, wagovie and other
Speaker 8: prescription diabetes and weight loss medications. So you know, I'm
Speaker 8: sure each one of us knows someone that is taking
Speaker 8: one of these weight loss drugs. Would you rather lose
Speaker 8: weight the old fashioned way or the fast track or
Speaker 8: fast track their weight loss with one of these methods?
Speaker 1: I mean, I understand people doing it, man, if it's safe.
Speaker 11: Shot, you.
Speaker 2: Did something because.
Speaker 8: Today gone tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Yes, especially in America, man, because we this is a
Speaker 6: hard country to stay in shape in because of our
Speaker 6: food in the way it's processed and made. And I
Speaker 6: mean we we do a pretty bad job with preservatives
Speaker 6: and chemicals in food.
Speaker 2: We do a really bad job as a nation.
Speaker 6: That's illegal and the you know, pholic acid did not
Speaker 6: exist in other parts of the world. Preservatives are not
Speaker 6: allowed in other parts of the world. GM does not exist.
Speaker 6: We were in Africa one time and uh and we
Speaker 6: were ordered some watermelon. One of the Americans that was
Speaker 6: with us said, man, y'all ain't got no watermelon without
Speaker 6: no seeds in it. The Africans were so confused.
Speaker 2: It's growing with bro.
Speaker 6: They would that's not a thing over there that cannot happen.
Speaker 6: And that's that's when I realized a lot of times
Speaker 6: we're doing a bad job with food.
Speaker 2: So all right, coming on, I'm okay with all that stuff.
Speaker 8: We will be twenty minutes after. Have you ever taken
Speaker 8: a joke too far, guys and offended your wife or
Speaker 8: a family member or friend. We'll talk about that with
Speaker 8: these comedians right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 8: So comedian Mike Epps issued a public apology to his
Speaker 8: beautiful wife Kyra after he made some controversial remarks on
Speaker 8: his recent podcast interview. And the interview, Mike was reflecting
Speaker 8: on his life and he said, quote, one thing I'm
Speaker 8: going to get right before I leave this earth. I'm
Speaker 8: going to learn how to treat a woman one hundred
Speaker 8: percent right. That's something that I want to do for
Speaker 8: my mother, for my children, for my daughters. And now
Speaker 8: that I'm getting older, I'm realizing that you've got to
Speaker 8: treat a woman right. Mike received a lot of backlash online,
Speaker 8: with commenters saying that he was being disrespectful to his
Speaker 8: wife and the mother of his two youngest children. So, guys,
Speaker 8: comedians on the show, have you ever gone too far
Speaker 8: with a joke or a statement and you offended your wife,
Speaker 8: your family member, your friend?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Like right now, it's a lot of jokes about my
Speaker 7: wife right now on stage, and she ain't.
Speaker 2: Seen none of them in your new stand up show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she ain't seen none of this.
Speaker 7: So I'm a little hesitant for her to come out
Speaker 7: because he's like everybody keep telling me, you're doing a
Speaker 7: lot about me on stage. I need to come see this,
Speaker 7: And I don't know she gonna like all that.
Speaker 1: What about your truth about your uncle Steve?
Speaker 8: What about that?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Y'all? What he fine? He found.
Speaker 8: So he can take it.
Speaker 2: He can take it. I ain't.
Speaker 1: He can take BBI.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got him died to a saying.
Speaker 1: Have I yeah offended your wife or your family?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do all the all the above.
Speaker 10: Yeah, my wife got offended one time I did a
Speaker 10: joke because I told her she you know, she cussed
Speaker 10: like a white woman.
Speaker 1: So I don't really know how to react. You know,
Speaker 1: I grew over the black household.
Speaker 10: You know, she went to private school, so you know
Speaker 10: when she cusses at me, you know, you know, damn
Speaker 10: it care and it don't sound and I don't getting
Speaker 10: no reaction, you know, I just yeah.
Speaker 1: So she didn't like that.
Speaker 2: But it was funny as hell though, I know that,
Speaker 2: but not to her.
Speaker 8: She didn't like it. All right, Steve, have you offended
Speaker 8: your wife?
Speaker 6: Well, of course, you know, not my wife, but all
Speaker 6: my kids have come to me and all complained at
Speaker 6: one point in time.
Speaker 2: Daughters. So Dad, we don't want to be in your show.
Speaker 12: Uh huh.
Speaker 6: So stop using us, and I say, hey, sell the
Speaker 6: groceries in the srigerator. See, sell them rooms. Y'all got
Speaker 6: all them computers, Sell them new shoes up in there.
Speaker 6: Yeah you know what, you know what about all that stuff?
Speaker 6: Some damn jokes? Now, seeing that's how y'all ask helping
Speaker 6: to write none of these jokes. Damn it, you gonna
Speaker 6: beat the joke. I don't really give a damn how
Speaker 6: you feel about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's me me out your mind.
Speaker 6: Everybody that benefited from the jokes, but ain't nobody gonna
Speaker 6: help right none, you better what no, ma'am, let's go.
Speaker 6: You are the joke, especially my daughters. Daddy, I would
Speaker 6: stop doing it, all right, So.
Speaker 8: You all are guilty. Coming up at thirty four minutes
Speaker 8: after the hour, So tell me as a question for
Speaker 8: us that's been trending online.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening morning show,
Speaker 1: so tell me you got a.
Speaker 8: Question for us.
Speaker 9: This.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so this is for the crew, This is for everybody, y'all. Y'all,
Speaker 7: let me know what you think your answer would be?
Speaker 7: All right, here it is. That's a last Okay, you
Speaker 7: loan a friend three thousand dollars, all right? Last year,
Speaker 7: you loan a friend three thousand dollars, have not paid
Speaker 7: you back yet? Then you just you know, it's kind
Speaker 7: of putting damp on the relationship. You asked him, you know,
Speaker 7: you say, well, you know what, just give me a thousand.
Speaker 7: I'm in a buying right now. Give me a thousand,
Speaker 7: and we're just we let the other two slides. We
Speaker 7: won't even worry about it. They tell you all I
Speaker 7: got is five hundred. I can give you five hundred.
Speaker 7: And you went a buying so much you go ahead
Speaker 7: and take the fire.
Speaker 2: All right. So you get them your bank account, your information.
Speaker 2: They why you some money.
Speaker 7: Next morning, you wake up, it's five thousand dollars in
Speaker 7: your account, and you're looking at the screen trying to
Speaker 7: make sure you're looking at what you're looking at.
Speaker 2: It is five grand in the account. Now you grab
Speaker 2: your phone.
Speaker 7: Oh, it's eighty missed calls in the phone, it's eighty
Speaker 7: mixed calls.
Speaker 2: Now you look at your text.
Speaker 7: Oh, hell, it's one hundred different text messages you didn't
Speaker 7: miss from that friend that tells you, Hey, I made
Speaker 7: a mistake. I put an extra zero on there. Can
Speaker 7: you please send me forty five hundred dollars back of
Speaker 7: my money? So the question is do you do what
Speaker 7: A send the forty five hundred back? B, take hot
Speaker 7: your full three thousand and send the rest back?
Speaker 2: Or do you keep the entire five thousand dollars starting
Speaker 2: with call.
Speaker 12: B take my three and then give you your imain Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 12: seeing that you got it right, seeing that you have
Speaker 12: that three. But I'm gonna let you know.
Speaker 2: Now be sending two back. You take it your three,
Speaker 2: You send it two thousand back.
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 12: Because it was five thouts yeah, right, I'm gonna keep
Speaker 12: her three whatever the remaining is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm definitely doing b.
Speaker 2: You're getting your three out of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna take my three and give it your
Speaker 1: two back. Yes, and changing my number.
Speaker 10: Boy to me, Dog, I have a brand new cell phone.
Speaker 10: I'm not giving nothing back. I give it a damn
Speaker 10: thing back.
Speaker 4: Matter of fact, it took a year for me to
Speaker 4: get my freight. Now I got it to you. Ain't
Speaker 4: gonna get that too back, even.
Speaker 1: Just from an interest. Yes, I'm not finn Man.
Speaker 4: I got a new car too.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm gonna send him a scripture.
Speaker 8: And which one.
Speaker 6: That the Law would do exceedingly and abundantly over all?
Speaker 6: You think, I asked, and Jesus.
Speaker 2: See it.
Speaker 6: Five?
Speaker 2: Don't high in the world.
Speaker 6: You came through with this five after I was expecting
Speaker 6: five hundred. The Lord would do exceedingly and abundantly over
Speaker 6: all you think or ask, this is a blessing in Jesus.
Speaker 6: I don't care nothing about the miss calls them text messages,
Speaker 6: just like it took you so long to get back
Speaker 6: to me.
Speaker 2: You about to learn yourself some patience, homie.
Speaker 7: It's gonna be a year. It's gonna be a by
Speaker 7: the year. Pardon now, I'm gonna give you the two back.
Speaker 6: You know out of it. But when when, oh, I
Speaker 6: know what, I got to sort some things out to
Speaker 6: make sure I don't need that too for nothing, you know, right? Yeah, no,
Speaker 6: then you know what I would really do though, seriously,
Speaker 6: what I'll go ahead, man, Thank you so much, man
Speaker 6: that you that oversight has really come in handy because
Speaker 6: I needed this in the worst way, man, So I
Speaker 6: wanted to I wanted to thank you for that, man,
Speaker 6: and I appreciate uh you clearing this up man in
Speaker 6: such a timely fashion. Here's your two thousand back. Man,
Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Dog. You know, if you need me, call me.
Speaker 8: Coming up next the nephew and the Frank phone call
Speaker 8: for today right after this you're listening morning show coming
Speaker 8: up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
Speaker 8: Strawberry letter for today and the subject is figure me
Speaker 8: out or get out. Okay, figure me out or get
Speaker 8: out either. Oh yeah, we'll get into that find out
Speaker 8: what that it's all about in just a few because
Speaker 8: right now the nephew is here with today's Frank phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got for us?
Speaker 7: Now we're about to get stupid up in here. You'll
Speaker 7: pull over, pull over, but keep your seat belt on.
Speaker 7: How about that pull over, but keep your seat belt on?
Speaker 7: This right here is oak triosity. Oh man triosity. I
Speaker 7: mean that pull over. Put that belt on, put them
Speaker 7: hazard lights on. Put your coffee in that cup holder,
Speaker 7: hold on tight. This is oak criosity. Got dog?
Speaker 2: If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Marvin Police.
Speaker 11: Yesh, Marvin.
Speaker 2: How I'm calling you from doctor's office.
Speaker 7: I'm actually the lab technician and you you came in
Speaker 7: and got a physical I guess about.
Speaker 2: A couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, and my understanding this is for your for
Speaker 7: your occupation correct, Yeah, okay, you're in that.
Speaker 2: What do you do for a living when you're a.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I'm a driver?
Speaker 7: Okay, Now I was giving you a call about I'm
Speaker 7: here looking at your records and all the testings that
Speaker 7: you actually went through. Wow, let's see, have you had
Speaker 7: any Have you had any activity or any problems around
Speaker 7: your naval area?
Speaker 11: No, i''ve been fine, Okay, everything all right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Everything is fine.
Speaker 7: But I mean if you you haven't had any any
Speaker 7: type of nothing, no breakout or anything around your navel
Speaker 7: or whatsoever.
Speaker 11: No, you asked me about my neighbor. Now everything going straight, man, Okay,
Speaker 11: to see what's going on? Man, what's happening?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 7: Actually, you've been diagnosed with oak triosis, and otriosis is
Speaker 7: actually a fungus that comes out of South America. And
Speaker 7: you have no activity whatsoever around your navel.
Speaker 11: No man saying thing, Man, oakrio.
Speaker 2: It's oriosis, sir.
Speaker 7: And what that what that is is actually your if
Speaker 7: you haven't had it yet you say you haven't had
Speaker 7: any activity. There's gonna be like a small little tree
Speaker 7: that's gonna be growing from your navel and it gets
Speaker 7: about six inches long and it probably bears probably about
Speaker 7: twenty five to thirty leaves on it, but it's very small.
Speaker 11: Whoa, whoa, wasn't that big boy? You see a tree
Speaker 11: gonna be growing out my nail.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a small tree.
Speaker 7: And uh, what's gonna happen is I'm gonna have to
Speaker 7: get you to come back in, probably in the next month.
Speaker 7: We're gonna need you to come in so we can
Speaker 7: check it out. But it's got to grow its fullest
Speaker 7: potential before we can actually do anything to it.
Speaker 11: Nah, I can't come in in a month. I gotta
Speaker 11: come in today. Man, somebody got to chill. We just
Speaker 11: tried to resolve. Man, I'm gonna get married.
Speaker 2: Man, Well, we can't.
Speaker 7: It has to grow it's fullest potential, sir. And uh,
Speaker 7: the full term is actually like about four weeks before
Speaker 7: we can ask me.
Speaker 11: Man, I'm not waiting for no four weeks.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 11: Somebody gotta come to me something, right, Nah, Man, I
Speaker 11: ain't finna go married. Man, have to fly out of time,
Speaker 11: man to have something growing out my neighbor. Man, i't
Speaker 11: going crazy, man.
Speaker 2: Sir otriosit. This is something. It's very rare.
Speaker 7: We were actually getting this assignment from overseas in South
Speaker 7: America on how to treat this.
Speaker 11: And I don't give it down.
Speaker 9: Where is it?
Speaker 11: Man, somebody's gonna have to come give me some help
Speaker 11: right now. Man, I'm finna get ready to get married. Man.
Speaker 11: I'm not gonna be putting up with it.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 11: Somebody in this office. Man got to come down there
Speaker 11: and do something for me. Man. And what you say,
Speaker 11: if you say, I can cut it out myself.
Speaker 7: So the best I can do is probably trim it
Speaker 7: a bit, you know, and maybe knock a few leaves off,
Speaker 7: but I cannot touch the full stalk at all.
Speaker 11: Man, you can cut this for the bandaid, do something?
Speaker 11: Cut it right now.
Speaker 7: You cannot, sir. If you cut it, there's a possibility
Speaker 7: of hemorrhaging. And you're gonna really create a bigger problem
Speaker 7: than what you have already.
Speaker 11: And I'm trying to get this fool that man, you
Speaker 11: didn't tell me. Ain't nobody that drive down there and
Speaker 11: get this pull with that?
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna get married in two weeks. Man, we're gonna
Speaker 11: fly to Jamaican. They can't now, somebody can do this
Speaker 11: for me.
Speaker 2: So you cannot pull it out.
Speaker 9: You're gonna created.
Speaker 2: Man, You're going to create a bigger problem if you
Speaker 2: try to pull it out, sir.
Speaker 11: Problem is already there. I'm trying to get this timer. Man,
Speaker 11: you mean to tell me the bigger hospital. Ain't now
Speaker 11: say me, sir?
Speaker 12: You want me to do?
Speaker 11: Man, it's not I have a lout of my and
Speaker 11: ain't you can.
Speaker 5: Do man, sir.
Speaker 7: Oak triositis is not something that we treat all the time.
Speaker 7: Like I said, it hails from South America, so.
Speaker 11: We got I don't give help from great Britain. Somebody
Speaker 11: said to come down there and help me pull it found.
Speaker 7: Man, Sir, I understand what you're going through, but we
Speaker 7: have to let it grows full term, which is four weeks, sir,
Speaker 7: the full root of it to grow.
Speaker 11: Man, I answer, grow, Man, it's going to go down
Speaker 11: right now. Man, y'all gonna have to do something.
Speaker 2: Man, Sir, there's nothing we can do. We can probably
Speaker 2: trim it a little bit.
Speaker 11: The trim get some train. Man, do something, sir.
Speaker 7: There's nothing we can do at this point but sit
Speaker 7: back and wait and let it grow its full term.
Speaker 2: Okay, can we get you I'm.
Speaker 11: Not doing no waiting.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 11: Somebody's feel to help me right now.
Speaker 2: Man, sir, can we get an appointment for you in
Speaker 2: the next four to five weeks? Can we do that?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 11: You got to get a pointment from me to day.
Speaker 11: I'm going to get mattered. Man, I'm finna fly to Jamaica.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 11: I can't have no kicking out of me. I can't shlapport. Man,
Speaker 11: you're gonna embarrass me like that. Man, I tak it
Speaker 11: out my neighbor.
Speaker 9: You're crazy, Sir.
Speaker 7: I understand it, and like I said, oak triositis is
Speaker 7: very rare, and it's it's something that we haven't treated
Speaker 7: that many times here in the States, but overseas, the
Speaker 7: message that we're getting is that we need to let
Speaker 7: it grow.
Speaker 1: It's full term, so we ain't.
Speaker 11: Nobody in America's got oak treat.
Speaker 2: It's oak trio, sir.
Speaker 11: So how do I get it? I don't nobody else
Speaker 11: in America got it, sir.
Speaker 7: I could not believe that you were coming up with
Speaker 7: oak triosis here in the States. It's it's something very
Speaker 7: rarely seen here. There's been two people in the past
Speaker 7: that has been diagnosed with this and they actually passed away.
Speaker 11: So now you tell them to them die and you're
Speaker 11: gonna chill me three man, I'm coming down there today. Man,
Speaker 11: somebody's gonna do.
Speaker 9: Something for me.
Speaker 2: There's nothing that we can do today until four to
Speaker 2: five weeks.
Speaker 11: I gotta go get married. I'm flying to Jamaica.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 7: I just said, Man, I'm hearing what you're saying, but
Speaker 7: I can't do anything if you don't see the tree
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Speaker 8: Coming up next, it is the Strawberry Letter and the
Speaker 8: subject is figure me Out or Get Out.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this.
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Speaker 8: going to read this one right here, right now, and
Speaker 8: you never know, it could be yours.
Speaker 2: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
Speaker 2: We guide it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 8: Thanking Nephew, subject figure me Out or Get Out. Dear
Speaker 8: Stephen Shirley, my husband and I met and immediately fell
Speaker 8: in love.
Speaker 1: I'm twenty eight and he's thirty four.
Speaker 8: I met him at work and he relocated and asked
Speaker 8: me to come with him after we had known each
Speaker 8: other for only two and a half months. Everything was
Speaker 8: rosy back then, and all I could think about was
Speaker 8: getting married and having babies with curly hair like his.
Speaker 8: My fairy tale life lasted for almost a year. We
Speaker 8: got married after I lived with him for about eight months.
Speaker 8: It was a difficult time for me because it was
Speaker 8: the first time I had been away from my friends
Speaker 8: and family, and I wasn't working. He was a bread
Speaker 8: winner and he didn't like paying for my upkeep, so
Speaker 8: I walked around with bushy hair on top and below.
Speaker 8: Because he also didn't want to give me the money
Speaker 8: to get wax, I insisted we go back to my
Speaker 8: hometown to get married.
Speaker 1: And he allowed it.
Speaker 8: I say aloud, because he has strict rules about everything.
Speaker 8: He likes me to dress modestly, and he screams at
Speaker 8: me when I speak out of turn. If we're having
Speaker 8: a discussion, I let him finish his complete thought and
Speaker 8: then I'm allowed to say what I want or ask questions.
Speaker 8: I'm writing you because I'm doing all that I can
Speaker 8: to learn this man. But each day there's a new
Speaker 8: rule or guideline to follow. Some days are completely normal,
Speaker 8: and he's a fun man I fell in love with.
Speaker 8: But yesterday he told me to figure him out or
Speaker 8: get out. Right after he said it. He said he
Speaker 8: was joking about getting out, but I think he was serious,
Speaker 8: and it slipped out. I will be a disgrace to
Speaker 8: my family if I go back home and my friends
Speaker 8: will gloat in my face. Is my marriage fixable or
Speaker 8: should I start packing up my life to move? Well,
Speaker 8: excuse me, you're miserable with this man. I mean, you
Speaker 8: know that's quite obvious. I mean, why would you stay
Speaker 8: with him? He's not concerned about you, your happiness, your
Speaker 8: upkeep anything. He's only interested in the things that serve him.
Speaker 8: I mean, marriage is serious. It requires more thought on
Speaker 8: your part than just having curly haired babies with a man.
Speaker 8: I mean you need to get back near your family
Speaker 8: and friends. I think so you can, they can be
Speaker 8: there for you after you leave your crazy husband with
Speaker 8: these stupid rules he's imposed and his control issues. You
Speaker 8: are not his child, you're his wife and marriage is
Speaker 8: supposed to be a partnership. But he's more interested in
Speaker 8: a dictatorship. It sounds like when he like when he
Speaker 8: allows you to do things, and all this happened in
Speaker 8: just one year. I think your folks might talk stuff,
Speaker 8: you know, they might have a lot to say and
Speaker 8: all of that if you do decide to leave, But
Speaker 8: I think the real ones will support you and help
Speaker 8: you get through this.
Speaker 1: You've let yourself go for this man.
Speaker 8: You've got to get back to who you are, get
Speaker 8: a real job, get out of there, and like I said,
Speaker 8: get back to.
Speaker 2: You, Steve Wow.
Speaker 6: You know I don't normally start at the bottom of
Speaker 6: a letter because I like to walk people through the process.
Speaker 6: But I'm gonna change that today. I'm starting at the
Speaker 6: bottom of the figure me out or get out? Should
Speaker 6: I start packing up my life to move? My response
Speaker 6: to you is this girl, go home, run home? Do
Speaker 6: you can't get out of town fast enough. I can't
Speaker 6: even tell you how bad this is going to get.
Speaker 6: If you think it's bad now, you sign on the
Speaker 6: dotted line for this foolishness here. People don't understand something
Speaker 6: God taught me this one time. He said, the day
Speaker 6: after you get married, the only thing that changes is
Speaker 6: the appearance of your left hand third finger.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 6: At Whatever you was before is gonna continue and probably worsen.
Speaker 6: I don't even know what you see in this here.
Speaker 6: You don't know the man because you moved too quickly.
Speaker 6: You twenty eight thirty four, you met him at work
Speaker 6: and he relocated and he asked you to come with him,
Speaker 6: and y'all only known each other for two and a
Speaker 6: half months. You say everything was rosy back then, and
Speaker 6: all you could think about was getting married and having
Speaker 6: babies with this curly hair like kid. But then you
Speaker 6: said your fair tale life lasted for almost a year.
Speaker 6: You said, we got married after I lived with him
Speaker 6: for about eight months, so I didn't quite see that.
Speaker 6: I thought they was getting married. But you had you
Speaker 6: got married after you live with it about eight months.
Speaker 6: It was difficult because you had never been away from
Speaker 6: your family and friends. You wasn't working. He was the
Speaker 6: bread winner. See remember now he asked you to relocate
Speaker 6: with him. You didn't get a job, You just went
Speaker 6: with him. But now he don't like paying for upkeep.
Speaker 6: So now you walk around bushy hair on top end below.
Speaker 6: We got to do something. Now all I'm saying we
Speaker 6: had to get cut somewhere. We're gonnad to get one cut.
Speaker 6: You know, I might not have money for two, but
Speaker 6: we got money for one one cut. The decision is
Speaker 6: yours anyway, because he don't like to give you money
Speaker 6: for your upkeep. You don't get money to get waxed.
Speaker 6: What and but you insisted that you go back to
Speaker 6: your hometown to get married. And then you say he
Speaker 6: allowed it, I say aloud, because he has strict rules
Speaker 6: about everything. He likes me to dress modernly modesty and
Speaker 6: screams at me when I speak out of turn.
Speaker 2: What wait?
Speaker 6: Man, hold up, there's a man that's living with a
Speaker 6: woman and don't let her speak out of turn?
Speaker 2: What woman is this? Where's she still?
Speaker 9: Was?
Speaker 2: She just speak in her turn? Where is she at?
Speaker 2: And it's not your turn yet?
Speaker 9: It?
Speaker 2: Okay? I don't know what is with that? All right?
Speaker 8: Hang on, Steve, that ain't the one I live with.
Speaker 8: We'll have part two of today's Strawberry Letter and your
Speaker 8: response coming up at twenty three minutes after the title
Speaker 8: is The subject is figure me out or get out.
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 8: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
Speaker 8: is figure me out or get out?
Speaker 6: Look like I said I started at the bottom of
Speaker 6: this letter. Yes, lady, you should pack up and move home.
Speaker 6: You should go home? She come talking about if I
Speaker 6: go back home, my friends will gloat in my face.
Speaker 6: It's my marriage fixable? Or should I start packing up
Speaker 6: my life to move girl?
Speaker 2: Go home? No, thisce is not fixable. You're married to
Speaker 2: a narcissist. That's what.
Speaker 6: You're married to a person who only considers himself. He
Speaker 6: asked you to relocate with him. You will relocate with him.
Speaker 6: He's the breadwinner. He don't give you money for upkeep.
Speaker 6: You can't get your hat done, you can't get waxed,
Speaker 6: you're walking around, you're feeling crazy, looking crazy. He got
Speaker 6: rules at the house, and then he was the one
Speaker 6: that started it for me, because anyway you say he
Speaker 6: allowed you. You wanted to get married in your hometime,
Speaker 6: he allowed it. But he has strict rules about everything.
Speaker 6: He likes me to dress modestly, and he screams at
Speaker 6: me when I speak out of turn, out of turn
Speaker 6: when my wife is talking, I be trying to get
Speaker 6: a turn. Let alone, huh speak out of turn? Where
Speaker 6: she who you married? Where does woman.
Speaker 2: Stay at tamp sharp talk to shop? I can't.
Speaker 6: I don't even know what that reason. I don't even
Speaker 6: know the end result of that in my house. But
Speaker 6: I can't, lady, I don't even know how you going
Speaker 6: for that? Right there, I let him finish his complete
Speaker 6: thoughts and then I'm allowed to say what I want
Speaker 6: or ask questions. So you're letting him treat you this way.
Speaker 6: I'm writing you because I'm doing all that I can
Speaker 6: to learn this man. But each day there's a new
Speaker 6: rule of guideline to follow. Some days are completely normal,
Speaker 6: and he's the fun man I fell in love with.
Speaker 6: But yesterday he told me to figure him out a
Speaker 6: get out. Judge Lynn told it said this to me
Speaker 6: one time about women. She said, her grandma told her,
Speaker 6: don't ever let a man have to tell you twice.
Speaker 6: He don't want you.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 6: He is telling you in joke for him, but he's
Speaker 6: living the whole life. He don't let you talk out
Speaker 6: of turn. He make you dress a certain way. He
Speaker 6: don't get you no money to fix yourself up. So anyway,
Speaker 6: right after he said it, he said he was joking
Speaker 6: about getting out, but I think he was serious, and
Speaker 6: it slipped out. I would be a disgrace to my
Speaker 6: family if I go back home and my friends will
Speaker 6: gloat in my face. Is my marriage fixable or should
Speaker 6: I start packing up my life to move on? How
Speaker 6: you gonna be a disgrace to your family? So you
Speaker 6: gonna stay there? Lady, You better get out of here,
Speaker 6: for you mess un and have a child with this food.
Speaker 6: You don't have children, right now, go home, Go home.
Speaker 6: He not trying to do right. He about himself. Two
Speaker 6: and a half months you moved in with the dude
Speaker 6: in the left town. You don't know this guy, the person.
Speaker 6: You've got to know him. The real person has emerged.
Speaker 6: And what you're dealing with is a narcissist. And what
Speaker 6: you're dealing with is a control freak. And what you're
Speaker 6: dealing with a person that's cheap, that don't care about
Speaker 6: your feelings and how you look, and don't let you
Speaker 6: talk because it's not your turn I do. That's the
Speaker 6: only thing, the part that's the only redeeming part in
Speaker 6: this letter. I want to know what do he say
Speaker 6: to get you to be quiet? Why he talking?
Speaker 2: I just want to know what it is that you know.
Speaker 2: I don't want to learn nothing else.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 2: I buy my girl. I do for my girl.
Speaker 6: Her up keepers immaculate. I ain't got no problem with that.
Speaker 6: You can shop, you can go take care of yourself.
Speaker 6: You know you can do what you want to do.
Speaker 6: I just want to know what did he say get
Speaker 6: you to stop talking? How do how can I get
Speaker 6: my wife to stop talking? Out of turn? How do
Speaker 6: I get my wife to let me.
Speaker 2: Have a turn.
Speaker 6: Sometimes sometimes I just want to turn. I don't want
Speaker 6: I don't want to interrupt you. Just can I talk
Speaker 6: without being interrupted? Because fellas, I'm gonna tell you, the
Speaker 6: biggest part for us is when we do talk, y'all
Speaker 6: interrupt that.
Speaker 2: How many times?
Speaker 8: This is very famous?
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, no, no, here it is. Here's
Speaker 6: y'all's famous word. After we y'all in talk, we let
Speaker 6: you talk. Then we started talking. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 6: no no no, oh no no no, oh no no no,
Speaker 6: that's not what happened. Oh I remember exactly what happened. No,
Speaker 6: this is what you said. Well, no, baby, what I
Speaker 6: meant was no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: What you said was.
Speaker 1: We'll get the facts.
Speaker 2: But see, y'all ain't see right there, see.
Speaker 9: It?
Speaker 2: You need to do like this lady in this letter
Speaker 2: and wait your damn turn.
Speaker 11: I just need to know.
Speaker 2: That what I'm saying, that what I'm saying, what is
Speaker 2: this man saying to make you wait on your turn?
Speaker 2: That's all I want from you, just.
Speaker 6: Sitting that in look other than that, lady, I can't
Speaker 6: help you, but you can help me, though. Please tell
Speaker 6: me what he's saying to you to get him, to
Speaker 6: get you to stop talking till it's your turn.
Speaker 2: That's all I want from this.
Speaker 6: That all my years of Strawberry Letter, I ain't heard
Speaker 6: this one yet, but years old, I say, go home.
Speaker 6: He ain't trying to fix this. He wants it his
Speaker 6: way on the highway. And I don't know how far
Speaker 6: away from home you move, but I'm on the highway.
Speaker 6: You ain't got nothing, you ain't got no furniture.
Speaker 8: And it's only been a year. She can get out,
Speaker 8: all right, get out now.
Speaker 2: I don't give it damn.
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Speaker 8: up next to Junior waiting in the cup with Sports
Speaker 8: Talk right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show and
Speaker 8: it's time now for Junior and sports Talk.
Speaker 10: What you got, Junior, Well, I'll tell you one thing.
Speaker 10: I want my last name to be Cousins, because Kirk
Speaker 10: Cousins is going to Atlanta one hundred and eighty me.
Speaker 2: I just want to be a Cousins.
Speaker 10: Money man, tummy and a hundred million guaranteed.
Speaker 1: This is second hundred million dollar contract.
Speaker 10: God godly, ah man, if you got a son, just
Speaker 10: they can start throwing the football just one.
Speaker 1: Hundred and eighty me?
Speaker 4: Do you feel like he's worth a hundred and eighty me?
Speaker 6: It's not what you're worth. It is what you can negotiate,
Speaker 6: Oh God, clearly, never what you're worth. It's what you
Speaker 6: can negotiate if But you took me a long time.
Speaker 2: Learning that well.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 10: Also here another big news, Sakwan Barkley going to Philadelphia
Speaker 10: and the Giants fans is mayd godly, did you see
Speaker 10: what Tikey Barbara said?
Speaker 1: Take Barbara said, you're dead to me. You're dead to me?
Speaker 1: You dead boy. He's hurt.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: They take that serious in New York, Philadelphia and the Giants.
Speaker 6: I don't know, man, no, no, why you mad at
Speaker 6: sat Kwan? Jove's gotta pay the money the man asked
Speaker 6: for their football team. Say you what is Tiki Barbera
Speaker 6: mad at him.
Speaker 1: For because he went to Philadelphia.
Speaker 6: Dog he went to wear the money at Tiki the
Speaker 6: same place you the work.
Speaker 2: What you know what it is? Oh man?
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 4: Josh Jacobs leaving the Raiders and he's going up to
Speaker 4: Green Bay.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 4: He got him a four year, four the eight million
Speaker 4: dollar deal. So uh yeah, running Backs is moving. They're
Speaker 4: getting paid now getting paid.
Speaker 2: Come on, go to Cleveland. I was, come on going Cleveland.
Speaker 4: He ain't sign nobody yet, and Junior.
Speaker 6: I agree with you want her now? I found out
Speaker 6: you right, they got to pay Russell Wilson. Never got
Speaker 6: to pay him that thirty eight man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, they got to pay it to right yesterday.
Speaker 9: You know what.
Speaker 2: All right, But let's get to this though.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 10: Have y'all seen the story about Dak Prescott. Dak Prescott
Speaker 10: is founding a lawsuit against a woman who said she
Speaker 10: he sexually assaulted her back in twenty seventeen, and she
Speaker 10: was extorting him, said will be quiet if you give
Speaker 10: me one hundred million dollars. And this was in Plano
Speaker 10: in twenty seventeen, in the back seat of his suv.
Speaker 10: Now a hundred million dollars one hundred minutes just to
Speaker 10: be quiet.
Speaker 6: Not only am I not gonna be quiet? We can go,
Speaker 6: we can sign together, we can do so, we could
Speaker 6: have a group together. If you lying about that, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 6: If you lying about that.
Speaker 10: Now that's saying, hey, I guess they're coming back to him.
Speaker 10: So now he said, hey, listen, I'm not paying that.
Speaker 2: I'm found a.
Speaker 1: Lawsuit because he didn't do it. He said false allegations.
Speaker 8: So all right, coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 8: a man feels like he's been betrayed by his hairstylist
Speaker 8: and he needs some advice from you, Steve.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Morning show. All right, So Steve,
Speaker 1: this is from Kingston and Richmond.
Speaker 8: Kingston says, I'm a forty nine year old man and
Speaker 8: my hair specialist adds hair to the front of my
Speaker 8: head for my hairline. I know you joke with Junior
Speaker 8: about this, but it might be hurtful. Let me tell
Speaker 8: you why. My hairstylist asked me. My hair specialist asked
Speaker 8: to do before and after videos of my hair, and
Speaker 8: he promised he'd cover my face. People still figured out
Speaker 8: that it's me because of my voice and the tattoo
Speaker 8: on my neck. My friend Chuck got the video and
Speaker 8: he spread it. I'll never be able to live this down.
Speaker 8: I want to knock my hair special it's out. How
Speaker 8: can I repay him for this embarrassment?
Speaker 2: Well, it's not.
Speaker 6: You're not going to be able to do that. Cyber
Speaker 6: space lives forever. So now it's out there that I
Speaker 6: won't address this part right here that it might be
Speaker 6: away for to Junior Junior. I didn't bring it up
Speaker 6: now day one or whatever his name is or what's
Speaker 6: his name?
Speaker 1: Day one and his name is kings You already give
Speaker 1: it to him. Yeah, nobody know him, but he's just
Speaker 1: trying to get to Junior and the stuff in here.
Speaker 2: Doing neck tattoos and putting him on video. Dog we
Speaker 2: know is you?
Speaker 6: Now, I know you tease Union. It might be hurtful.
Speaker 6: What I'm purpose for this it to try to hurt Junior,
Speaker 6: to get Junior to move forward. Now, I appreciate you
Speaker 6: Kingston for coming in and helping me with Julie together.
Speaker 6: It's trying to help you because I don't even know.
Speaker 6: But two things I need from you, Kingson. First of all,
Speaker 6: don't call me no more. Tell me how to treat
Speaker 6: my people that I mentor. And then secondly, can you
Speaker 6: send us your hairdresser number so let him see chill
Speaker 6: see what we could do that right here. The only
Speaker 6: thing wrong with kill is that headline.
Speaker 2: It's just.
Speaker 6: And if we can just get it to move up
Speaker 6: in front of the headsets. So when we on the zoom,
Speaker 6: like see like right now he got his hat on back,
Speaker 6: and see how you look he got his hat on
Speaker 6: back now right and see what he put his head
Speaker 6: sets on.
Speaker 2: There you go?
Speaker 1: What is you prove it?
Speaker 2: Saying what I know you didn't. I know you didn't
Speaker 2: take your hat on some of my hea go now
Speaker 2: here go, no, no, not here go if dad go.
Speaker 6: Now, what you're not gonna do is tell me that
Speaker 6: I'm hurting junior fielder, because what me and I'm trying
Speaker 6: to get junior doe walk towards the light.
Speaker 2: You know, listen to me.
Speaker 6: If you start to brush in your hair and you
Speaker 6: put the brush on your hair behind your.
Speaker 2: Ears, no more, yeah do.
Speaker 5: This, no more.
Speaker 7: If you brush any head more than half, if you
Speaker 7: brush your head, that's it's time to get and that's
Speaker 7: all to.
Speaker 6: It in junior junior good though, man, junior great, Well,
Speaker 6: we don't have no this is just I don't I
Speaker 6: don't care what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I love my hand.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 4: It's like King's saying, that.
Speaker 1: Can hurt your feelings? Is that hurting your feelings.
Speaker 4: Even you better get you, better get numb on this show.
Speaker 4: Better not better not have no feelings in here.
Speaker 1: That didn't answer the question. Yeah, I know it'll bother me.
Speaker 4: No, No, I'm good.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna now ask me. Do I care?
Speaker 9: Yeah? Wait? No?
Speaker 4: Do you care about this hairline?
Speaker 9: Do you really? I do?
Speaker 2: I very much care.
Speaker 1: You don't care about your feelings?
Speaker 8: Your turls the way geez.
Speaker 2: She's gone, oh oh to committed to your blessing. She's gone.
Speaker 1: The hairline.
Speaker 2: It's a Hall of Note song right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. Yeah, thank you Kingston.
Speaker 12: Appreciate you though, so you shout out you thinking Kingston.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Kingson forgiving uncle some.
Speaker 6: More, some more, Ammo, please send us the number to
Speaker 6: your hairdresser that's putting these line and back on head, Junior,
Speaker 6: there is hope.
Speaker 8: All right, listen, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
Speaker 8: we'll have more of the Seve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 8: So there's this nail spot in Atlanta. It's trending because
Speaker 8: the social media influencer posted a video while she was
Speaker 8: getting a pedicure and having Hennessy. Yes, Hennessy was being
Speaker 8: poured over her feet. The female influencer said in the video, quote, Atlanta,
Speaker 8: have you ever had a back massage or a mobile
Speaker 8: bar with signature drinks and snacks while you're getting your
Speaker 8: nails done? They have the twenty four carried gold pedicure
Speaker 8: where they actually put the gold on your feet and
Speaker 8: it feels amazing. So social media trolls began dragging the
Speaker 8: Hennessy pedicure and other beauty practices at the Buckhead.
Speaker 1: Signature nail salon.
Speaker 8: Even Hennessy reps jumped in on the chat on X
Speaker 8: and commentent quote, we hope not, but we.
Speaker 2: Hope that.
Speaker 1: You don't want Hennessy times. What is it supposed to do?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 6: Well, you get one of them little snippers that put
Speaker 6: that little bitty, tiny little cut on there, you put
Speaker 6: their hands on if you're gonna kick the teeth out
Speaker 6: your petty kids that right now?
Speaker 8: Have you had that a cut and your cuticle?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do what did it? Man say?
Speaker 6: I used two ladies to come by the house. Both
Speaker 6: of them Marjorie proved. The one of them is really
Speaker 6: really good and never no problem with this other one,
Speaker 6: she real fast, she do everything she really, she's like
Speaker 6: real herky jerking Paul.
Speaker 2: The other day.
Speaker 6: Man, you don't know it until they're gone though. Yeah
Speaker 6: the next day, little tender toes.
Speaker 8: All right, coming up in thirty three minutes after we'll
Speaker 8: play around it. Would you rather right after this?
Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show?
Speaker 8: Time? Now to play around? I would you rather? Would
Speaker 8: you rather only have your top row of teeth? Or
Speaker 8: would you rather only have only be able to see
Speaker 8: straight ahead? So those are your options? Top row of
Speaker 8: teeth are only sea straight ahead like a horse, straight ahead,
Speaker 8: like a race horse.
Speaker 2: I got his teeth.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, so you don't need to turn ye teeth though,
Speaker 7: me and these teeth and me gonna be straight. What
Speaker 7: good is it if you turn your head to see
Speaker 7: that you ain't got no damn teeth?
Speaker 2: Not everybody?
Speaker 9: No, Now.
Speaker 1: To the left, to the right, all right?
Speaker 8: Would you rather butter be can ice cream? Or a
Speaker 8: banana pudding ice cream?
Speaker 1: Which is dead.
Speaker 2: Can? Who is that.
Speaker 1: Speech?
Speaker 5: But can?
Speaker 1: It's pecan? It's pecan?
Speaker 8: It depends what what?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 1: When I say pe can? You guys say pecan?
Speaker 2: Butter?
Speaker 1: Pecan ice can? I don't want that pian we're not
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 2: Yes, I always excuse me?
Speaker 1: Do you all have butter pecan ice cream?
Speaker 8: Because whatever?
Speaker 2: Damn?
Speaker 8: Would you rather?
Speaker 2: Nobody? That's why a lot of people don't.
Speaker 8: Fool with you, because I say, butter we can?
Speaker 2: What you can?
Speaker 1: Butter we can? What do you want? Butter pecan or
Speaker 1: banana pudding?
Speaker 8: Banana pecan pie?
Speaker 1: Pecan we can't pie? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: I didn't know my co with this boos.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that dumb.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 1: Would you rather which ice cream plate? I'd rather pecan?
Speaker 6: Well, based on how you saying it, I'm gonna go
Speaker 6: with the banana putting head and least he can't.
Speaker 2: I don't tell what the hell I'm finna get.
Speaker 6: The little tiny ass chips of butter pecan, butther butter
Speaker 6: pe can but can?
Speaker 8: Yeah, but I can becas moving on, So everybody wants
Speaker 8: what we want, what we know how to pronounce?
Speaker 1: I want butter pecan, but I.
Speaker 2: I won't call her to start doing would you rather?
Speaker 9: She?
Speaker 1: You guys saying next Shirley next, No, the Casper slide
Speaker 1: or the wobble Well.
Speaker 7: I don't even know the castle slide. I'm the wobble
Speaker 7: all day separated us right.
Speaker 8: There, Yeah, all right, at forty nine minutes, that's today's rounded.
Speaker 8: Would you rather God, We'll be back with our closing.
Speaker 8: Steve will close out the show at forty nine minutes
Speaker 8: after right after this, you're.
Speaker 1: Listening hard morning show. All right, guys, here we are
Speaker 1: last break of the day and Steve.
Speaker 8: We didn't get a chance to get to this question
Speaker 8: from Josinda and Kenwood before we get out of here.
Speaker 8: Jasinda says, one of the elders at the church gave
Speaker 8: me a handful of folded bills two sundays ago. I
Speaker 8: heard he was losing his marbles, so I kept the
Speaker 8: money so I could give it back to his wife
Speaker 8: this past Sunday. I put the four hundred dollars in
Speaker 8: cash in her hand and explained what happened.
Speaker 1: At the end of service. She confronted me like I
Speaker 1: want her old man.
Speaker 8: I told her to watch her tone and to be
Speaker 8: grateful I returned the money. How do I keep her
Speaker 8: from spreading untruths about me at my church?
Speaker 6: See right there, see right there? What a lot of
Speaker 6: times y'all. Be y'all understand a blessing?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 8: He should have just kept the money.
Speaker 6: If he losing his marbles, maybe the Lord send him
Speaker 6: to you with them loose marbles and put that four
Speaker 6: hundred in your hand.
Speaker 2: That's a blessing. What's you talking to his wife, Paul?
Speaker 1: Why she thought she was doing the right thing?
Speaker 2: Well you know now now.
Speaker 6: Now you're trying to take her little old ignorant ass
Speaker 6: he husband.
Speaker 8: That's what his wife thinks.
Speaker 2: Who wants who wants somebody that ain't rap right?
Speaker 6: Who?
Speaker 2: Nobody? Nah, you don't sign up for that, especially the
Speaker 2: old man. You do not do that.
Speaker 6: Don't even worry about that. So, no, you did the
Speaker 6: wrong thing. And I don't know what you should do.
Speaker 6: You know, you could put it on the church bulletin
Speaker 6: board that I returned the four hundred dollars to uh
Speaker 6: elder reefers and cause he tried.
Speaker 2: To hit on me with it.
Speaker 6: But I know, my God, you can make it a
Speaker 6: church announcements. Thank you all for coming out of our
Speaker 6: church announcements. Brother Ponne all place four hundred dollars in
Speaker 6: my hand. But I knew it was a test from
Speaker 6: the Lord, because we all know he's not doing well.
Speaker 6: He's suffering with some loose marbleisms. And so what I've
Speaker 6: decided to do is return the money and tied to
Speaker 6: the church. I gave them four hundred at my tide
Speaker 6: and covered a couple of weeks. You know, you got
Speaker 6: to get creative, you know, when you're dealing with foods,
Speaker 6: you got to you got to counterfoolery.
Speaker 1: Already.
Speaker 2: What is you doing? You're on the zoom, Tommy, there's clothing.
Speaker 1: Were donna know that?
Speaker 2: Are we looking at?
Speaker 1: Legh?
Speaker 2: And that just happened to me. Man, I was on
Speaker 2: my fire side. Child, we got a dog. I was
Speaker 2: on my fire side chat and this man got on
Speaker 2: the zoom. I don't know who let him in.
Speaker 6: He laying in bed with your shirt on, and the
Speaker 6: chain went with him with the sheep pulled up just
Speaker 6: over his nipples, talking and I said, oh dog, my
Speaker 6: clothes at I ain't never had no conversation with no
Speaker 6: man and no bed dog.
Speaker 2: So he had his top up and talked.
Speaker 6: I thought he was in the hospital. And I'm looking
Speaker 6: at my nephew, and all of a sudden all I
Speaker 6: see is thigh.
Speaker 2: Well, what is your doing? I got shuts up, I said,
Speaker 2: what did he have? Lost his damn man?
Speaker 8: You know how easily just cracked.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to, you know, help lady at the church.
Speaker 6: All of a sudden, yep, rubbing his thigh.
Speaker 2: I'm going holder back talk. What is she doing? We
Speaker 2: on the zoom, I got a ten said, you got
Speaker 2: Tommy man.
Speaker 8: Spring trying to show everyone.
Speaker 2: Now I'm trying to see the coloration myself too much.
Speaker 7: So I think, you know, I think this is another subject.
Speaker 7: I think our kids. I think they think they're supposed
Speaker 7: to go somewhere every spring break. I think they that's
Speaker 7: that's just in their head. Now that you're supposed to
Speaker 7: get a trip, you're supposed to do something. I wonder
Speaker 7: where they got that from.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 12: Well, I tell you over here. My husband shut that down.
Speaker 12: He looked ata staycation. You just got a car going
Speaker 12: back up stair.
Speaker 2: Staycation. You just got a car at home. Go outside
Speaker 2: the city in your car, Hello, spring.
Speaker 1: Break House of driving to Carlo. She's a really really
Speaker 1: good driver.
Speaker 8: Oh that's good, really good.
Speaker 1: You know you're worry about the other people on the road.
Speaker 6: That's the problem, the drive. But that that's how my
Speaker 6: father taught me how to drive. He taught me how
Speaker 6: to drive. You already know what you're gonna do. You
Speaker 6: got to watch everybody else. Keep looking in that real
Speaker 6: view meal, look on your side, mill watch them. You
Speaker 6: know what you're gonna do. Keep your eye on them
Speaker 6: and that and that has kept that made me a really,
Speaker 6: really good driver. Yeah, but I was driving since I
Speaker 6: was thirteen because I had to take your mom at
Speaker 6: the church.
Speaker 2: I think the church.
Speaker 7: I think the biggest thing my daddy taught me was
Speaker 7: don't don't be the first one pull off that light.
Speaker 2: Hold up a minute, right, and they let a couple
Speaker 2: of seconds go. Yeah, because the fool is coming. The
Speaker 2: fool is coming.
Speaker 12: She does that too, she's at the lights. She'll look
Speaker 12: both ways and then she's really good. She likes to
Speaker 12: drive on the freeway more in the city because all
Speaker 12: have stopped and going into all that.
Speaker 1: Like to just get on the way, get a little.
Speaker 6: I remember, you know what, I remember the exact first
Speaker 6: time I ever drove on the freeway. I know, the
Speaker 6: exact first time I was in the sixty eight uh
Speaker 6: station wagon.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, yeah, that was the first time I drove
Speaker 2: on the freeway.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, hell them people mad now them people on
Speaker 7: the freeway, they mad.
Speaker 1: Mad, calm down, Have a.
Speaker 6: Great day, y'all. Talk to God. He'd absolutely love to
Speaker 6: hear from you. In the meantime, y'all stay in peace,
Speaker 6: We all.
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