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Speaker 2: Today we call a guy who's having his house completely
Speaker 2: remodeled by a contractor. It's been two months so far
Speaker 2: and they've had to move out during the renovation, but
Speaker 2: periodically they'll get updates on how it's going. And today
Speaker 2: he's gonna hear from the window guy with some unusual
Speaker 2: news that I don't think he's gonna be thrilled to hear.
Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it though. In your phone. Tap right now,
Speaker 3: it's another.
Speaker 4: Hello, okay, boss, move in.
Speaker 5: To the left.
Speaker 4: Hello, little more, okay, almost Saturday. Hello on the phone said, gentle,
Speaker 4: Oh God, that's not good. I can hear you.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hi, I need to speak with the homeowner. James.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's me.
Speaker 2: Hey, James, this is huge organ I'm working with your contractor.
Speaker 2: Victor there, we're the ones installing the windows on your
Speaker 2: house today.
Speaker 4: Okay, was that my window that just broke? Oh?
Speaker 2: You heard?
Speaker 3: You heard that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 2: You know, I don't worry about that. Let me focus
Speaker 2: on that. I have a different problem. I was, well,
Speaker 2: not a problem. I just needed to speak with you
Speaker 2: because I'm letting you know we're giving you thirty percent
Speaker 2: off what was originally quoted to you?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Why, Well, we just wanted to do the right thing
Speaker 3: because we did make.
Speaker 4: A tiny air what kind of what kind of error? Sorry?
Speaker 2: You know what error makes it sound like a negative thing.
Speaker 2: I like to think of it as a unique opportunity
Speaker 2: that most homeowners would never get.
Speaker 4: Just spit it out, like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: So o happened? What's going on? So?
Speaker 2: You know you had twenty four windows on your order
Speaker 2: to replace them. Yeah, and and you actually got a
Speaker 2: complimentary upgrade because every single one of them are one
Speaker 2: way windows.
Speaker 4: The hell is a one way window?
Speaker 2: You've seen those giant buildings with that right where you
Speaker 2: can see out of them, but nobody can see in.
Speaker 4: And I don't want that in my house. I want
Speaker 4: the windows that I ordered.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why you're getting thirty percent off, because that's
Speaker 2: what you have Now.
Speaker 4: So you're saying that I get thirty percent off because
Speaker 4: I have windows that I can see out and nobody
Speaker 4: else can see in.
Speaker 2: Well, kind of we reverse kind of we reversed it
Speaker 2: so people can see in, but you just can't look out.
Speaker 4: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: No one else is doing that.
Speaker 4: Ye, there's a reason nobody else is doing it.
Speaker 2: I know somebody who works at architectural digests and they're like,
Speaker 2: what this is groundbreaking?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know someone who lives in reality and wants
Speaker 4: normal windows. Where are the windows I ordered?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you where one of them is. It's in
Speaker 2: the skylight over your guest bathroom.
Speaker 4: Put it in the other twenty three Well, no.
Speaker 2: You got to focus on the guest bathroom. We did
Speaker 2: it absolutely perfectly, no flaws, and one of the plumbers
Speaker 2: said he could even see a plane fly overhead.
Speaker 4: Awesome, So he did one twenty fourth of your job.
Speaker 2: Well, look, you're not thinking of the positives of the
Speaker 2: one way windows. That way, if you're coming home and
Speaker 2: there's intruders inside, you could see them, but they couldn't
Speaker 2: be able to see you.
Speaker 4: Did you just hear what you just said?
Speaker 2: That is the see that would save you money on
Speaker 2: a security system that you don't need.
Speaker 4: What would make you think that that's a good idea?
Speaker 4: And I would want that in my house. Look, whatever
Speaker 4: you have done, whatever you're doing, just stop, reverse it.
Speaker 4: Put it back to how it was.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we can't reverse it. Once these bad boys
Speaker 3: are in, they're in.
Speaker 4: For good, winning, They're in for good.
Speaker 3: It's perma glue.
Speaker 2: I mean you've seen the commercials for it on TV, right,
Speaker 2: you know they're famous jingle Perma Who used Perma Perma
Speaker 2: perma glue?
Speaker 3: That's what you do. It's perma glue.
Speaker 4: What in the world are you talking about.
Speaker 2: It's the latest construction thing, perma glue.
Speaker 4: You know what I am done with you. You're moron, Victor.
Speaker 3: Of a Victor signed off on all these things, though,
Speaker 3: I can assure you.
Speaker 4: Victor on the phone, all.
Speaker 3: Right, just please hold hello. This is Victor. No what No,
Speaker 3: I am contractor for the for the house. Who is this?
Speaker 4: Who the hell are you bringing on a stupid sake accent?
Speaker 3: No, I am Victor, the contractor.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: I am here to tell you we have these one
Speaker 5: way windows, the same as.
Speaker 3: The kgb uses.
Speaker 5: Or your family very.
Speaker 3: Safe, very very safe.
Speaker 4: What the hell was that?
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 5: That was the old radially quit man that we are
Speaker 5: using to with these prank phone call on you. What
Speaker 5: your wife Sienna says? You just got punked? Like ashdon't kucher, What.
Speaker 4: The hell are you talking about.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about a prink call on the radio. You're
Speaker 2: on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. This is a
Speaker 2: phone tap. What Yeah, yeah, dude, your wife Sienna set
Speaker 2: you up.
Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, she said that you guys.
Speaker 2: Moved down to the house a few months ago during
Speaker 2: the renovations and it's been really stressful, so she wanted
Speaker 2: to just have some fun with you.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it has been awful. That is hilarious.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's awful, but not as awful as having normal
Speaker 5: windows you can see in and out of. Okay, down
Speaker 5: to twenty one windows, but.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna have any windows left. The week up
Speaker 4: every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties
Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.