Speaker 1: Well, the ads are done. The best part of the
Speaker 1: show is over.
Speaker 2: Now you're just stuck with a podcast mancial. Yeah I
Speaker 2: knew you came for that, but sorry, you're gonna get
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Speaker 1: And thank you.
Speaker 3: If you guys had to look around this room and
Speaker 3: pick one person who you think every once in a
Speaker 3: while after using the restroom they just skip the hand
Speaker 3: washing part. Who would that be in this room?
Speaker 4: I don't know if any of us would skip hand washing.
Speaker 2: I think it's Jeff okay, not just because Brook follows
Speaker 2: me to the bathroom every time I go okay, I.
Speaker 1: Feel like you're like that guy that's like, we didn't
Speaker 1: touch anything us foot to flush the toilet.
Speaker 3: She's like directly quoting me. Let's just say it's me.
Speaker 3: After this gig, I might not be allowed to get
Speaker 3: a job at Chili's or Taco Bell or any restaurant.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't because there's a new vice coming out called
Speaker 3: the Hands Scanner. I love it, and it's described as
Speaker 3: a hand washing lie detector.
Speaker 1: So basically, scared is basically what it is.
Speaker 3: If you're working at one of these restaurants and you
Speaker 3: use the bathroom. Right when you get out, you'll have
Speaker 3: fifteen seconds to put your hands underneath the scanner. I
Speaker 3: love this. This is attached to the wall within seconds.
Speaker 3: It can identify any residual contaminants that you may have missed.
Speaker 1: I want to one in my house. I'm going to
Speaker 1: catch those kids lying.
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 6: I didn't believe you.
Speaker 1: That was too quick.
Speaker 3: And it doesn't just stop there. It'll send a message
Speaker 3: directly to your supervisor about the results. Like James hands
Speaker 3: are thirty six percent contaminated, he needs to go back
Speaker 3: into the bathroom and wash again.
Speaker 4: Yes, well, especially for preparing food or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish it was followed by like just a
Speaker 2: full body hand sanitizer spray down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like one of those tanning.
Speaker 3: And they're already installing these at restaurants all around the
Speaker 3: country to make sure of it that employees actually wash
Speaker 3: their hands before handling your food.
Speaker 7: Okay, guys, it wasn't an employee here, but I was
Speaker 7: in the outside bathrooms recently and the guy walked out
Speaker 7: of the stall, made eye contact with me, and then
Speaker 7: walked out.
Speaker 1: And then you said, see you in the studio. Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, how cause everybody's coming after me. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: I just think I was like.
Speaker 2: No way, there's a woman that's notorious for it in
Speaker 2: our women's bathroom.
Speaker 3: It might be kind of cool to have some of
Speaker 3: those hand scanners here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Our company has loads of extra money just lying around
Speaker 3: to spend on random stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, like the air conditioning unit from nineteen ninety
Speaker 2: two that they can't fix.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't been fixed in three weeks, and I
Speaker 3: actually love it in studios. It's a ball me almost
Speaker 3: eighty five degrees. Anyway, I don't want to be negative anymore.
Speaker 3: Let's just head on over to this joccolic question of
Speaker 3: the day. Okay, with the human hand scanner digital Ja,
Speaker 3: he doesn't taste tests before we come in, they call me.
Speaker 6: March fourteenth is Pie Day because in the number three
Speaker 6: point one five, which happens to be the exact number
Speaker 6: of wine bottles Brook is consumed so far this morning.
Speaker 1: It's not for yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she has restraint forever.
Speaker 6: Clearly, Brook knows how to celebrate this holiday properly, so
Speaker 6: the rest of you will need to step it up
Speaker 6: and demonstrate your love of pie by answering trivia questions
Speaker 6: not only about math, but also about the delicious pastry
Speaker 6: kind of pies to in a special Pie Day edition
Speaker 6: of Balenti of twenty Let's start today with Jose j
Speaker 6: Jose one through twenty.
Speaker 4: I just want to say, are we start?
Speaker 8: You're pretty fly for a pie guy, Okay.
Speaker 6: I have decided not to take away points, edit that out.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go for Jose's going number four. Jose. In
Speaker 6: the UK they have lots of weird things they put
Speaker 6: into pies and even stranger names for them. One is
Speaker 6: called a stargazy pie, which is a unique dish filled
Speaker 6: with eggs, potatoes and what kind of stinky dead protein
Speaker 6: looking back at you?
Speaker 8: What star gazy is it?
Speaker 4: Because like you're high after the rotting fermented thing.
Speaker 1: Honestly English food.
Speaker 7: Okay, so you said eggs and potatoes and then there's a.
Speaker 6: Stinky dead protein.
Speaker 2: I bet it's the same color as whatever else is
Speaker 2: in there, because I swear all English food is kind
Speaker 2: of beige, stinky dead.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go skunk.
Speaker 8: Is this kill for UK?
Speaker 6: Jose's going with bona fide skunk meat? That is incorrect.
Speaker 6: I was looking for was sardines. Here's a picture of
Speaker 6: a stargazy pie. The sardine heads through the crust, so
Speaker 6: they appear to look skywards.
Speaker 3: That Jeffrey doesn't look that bad.
Speaker 4: It looks worse.
Speaker 6: It looks worse than this is right, all right, Jose
Speaker 6: is out of our.
Speaker 1: Let's move over to Brooks.
Speaker 6: Okay, Brook, give me number one through twenty Please sixteen,
Speaker 6: number sixteen. Brook, you have three seconds to solve this problem.
Speaker 6: Thirty seven minus ninety.
Speaker 1: Eight.
Speaker 6: It is correct, just under the buzzer.
Speaker 5: Math.
Speaker 6: Yeah, saved. Let's move over to Jeffrey. Jeffrey, give me
Speaker 6: a number, please, number eight, Jeffrey. According to a survey
Speaker 6: by the American Pie Council, very reputable, pumpkin and apple
Speaker 6: are our two most favorite pies. But which pie ranks third?
Speaker 6: And hint it could be banana cream?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 1: What about a klon.
Speaker 4: Is like a particular like you're craving it.
Speaker 3: My first thought was marion berry, but I feel like
Speaker 3: that's very specific over cherry.
Speaker 7: Well, it's because berry marion berry, they're very similar berries.
Speaker 3: What about chocolate pies?
Speaker 4: Chocolate meringue is very popular.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with some chocolate here. Give me chocolate Moose.
Speaker 6: You sure you don't want to go with banana cream?
Speaker 3: Jeff, I think you're trying to throw me off with
Speaker 3: your hands. I'm gonna go chocolate, please.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey went with chocolate. That is correct, Jeff with banana cream.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm still refusing to go with banana.
Speaker 6: Cre okay, good because that would Pecan is our third
Speaker 6: favorite pie. Banana cream is fourth, Cherry Jose is fifth. Okay,
Speaker 6: so far, Brook's the only one to make it through
Speaker 6: her question alive to get this right or Brook's gonna win.
Speaker 6: Give me number one through twenty please five number five.
Speaker 6: Maybe the most famous movie about math is Goodwill Hunting
Speaker 6: What Two famous actors who are buddies in real life
Speaker 6: and start in the film won the Oscar for Best
Speaker 6: Original Screenplay.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's not demon right, but I don't know
Speaker 2: who the other one is a DiCaprio.
Speaker 4: I've never seen it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Go Matt Damon and DiCaprio.
Speaker 6: Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio is incorrect. You got one
Speaker 6: of them? Are looking for ben Affleck. Yeah, so that
Speaker 6: means Brook You've won pie Day. Thanks that three point
Speaker 6: four bottles of wine that was.
Speaker 3: Of twenty All right, well, Brook, now I'm gonna say
Speaker 3: this really clearly, you get to choose you today. You
Speaker 3: don't have to do it yourself unless that's who you pick.
Speaker 3: That was embarrassing and they're gonna be singing whoever it
Speaker 3: is American Pie by Don.
Speaker 2: McLean Alexis, because I guarantee once she doesn't know this
Speaker 2: song and she doesn't know Ben Affleck and.
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, so bye bye miss American Chevy to the levee,
Speaker 9: but the levee was drying.
Speaker 3: That's your shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you hear about what somebody else does for a
Speaker 3: living and you say, wait, that's actually a job professional
Speaker 3: water slide tester while eating soup. I missed that one
Speaker 3: on monster dot com.
Speaker 4: That would be so hot and cold at the same time.
Speaker 3: It's oh cool. That's kind of how we felt when
Speaker 3: we talked to one of our listeners who is making
Speaker 3: bank right now after creating a hilarious new product we'd
Speaker 3: never heard of before, and she says she got the
Speaker 3: idea on the day that she was fired from her
Speaker 3: beurise toge that.
Speaker 1: Is Lemons and lemonade.
Speaker 3: My friend, that's what started it all. You're gonna hear
Speaker 3: what it was in a brand new mass speaker coming up.
Speaker 10: You don't know me, concession.
Speaker 6: I can't take back army speak.
Speaker 3: I got a Texa seventy five nine two that says
Speaker 3: I drive a motorized wheelchair and whenever I feel a
Speaker 3: fart coming on, I'll slow down slightly, so when I
Speaker 3: do toute, I can speed up like it was a
Speaker 3: turbo boost. That's awesome. You gotta find the little simple
Speaker 3: things in your life that make you smile. I guess,
Speaker 3: and what's simpler than going on live radio and confessing
Speaker 3: your deepest, darkest secrets to the entire world.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows it's you. We got a voice, no.
Speaker 3: Worry that brings a smile to everybody's face. We've got
Speaker 3: a woman ready to give it a go today. She's
Speaker 3: chosen Mandy as her fake name. Mandy, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11: Hi, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: She's like my real name's Amanda.
Speaker 6: No one will know.
Speaker 3: Keeping you anonymous for this Mandy. Whoever you are, the
Speaker 3: voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever
Speaker 3: you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 11: Okay, so my dream I now should be an actress.
Speaker 1: That's a big dream, thank you.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but just to you know, pay the bills and
Speaker 11: everything while I work on that. I'm a barrista and
Speaker 11: I've been doing that for about two years.
Speaker 1: Okay, that seems pretty normal.
Speaker 11: Yeah, And so I've gotten pretty good at latte r.
Speaker 11: I can do a couple of different designs, and a
Speaker 11: lot of regulars that come in will ask me for
Speaker 11: specific designs.
Speaker 3: I've always been so impressed by people that can pull
Speaker 3: off the latte art because I can't do it. I've tried,
Speaker 3: You've tried.
Speaker 1: Where you tried. Do you have an espresso machine?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 3: I go into other people's houses and try it on
Speaker 3: Mars they let me strange. Yeah, but good for you.
Speaker 3: You must have a you have a lot of talents, clearly, Mandy.
Speaker 11: It took a lot of practice, and so I like
Speaker 11: to just like mess around and experiment. And so I
Speaker 11: was making some latte art of some less than appropriate design.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what I'm requested when I'm going to
Speaker 2: your coffee shop.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think that's so funny. So I did get.
Speaker 11: Called back up to the front, and so I just
Speaker 11: left the mug there and someone ended up taking it
Speaker 11: out and serving it to a customer. No, and she
Speaker 11: obviously didn't look at the lape art.
Speaker 1: You mean your coworker didn't look at the.
Speaker 11: La coworker did not look at the lape art.
Speaker 3: How dare she?
Speaker 11: You know, when it's busy, you just move in.
Speaker 7: It sucks as if it's the shape I'm thinking, even
Speaker 7: if you turn it upside down with the car, it
Speaker 7: doesn't really.
Speaker 1: Mean yeah, it's a clover.
Speaker 6: Yeah too long?
Speaker 3: So what happened?
Speaker 11: So then they gave it to the customer, who did
Speaker 11: not have the sense of humor that you do. Oh
Speaker 11: and so he like looked up at her and then
Speaker 11: he just started yelling like he must have been having
Speaker 11: a bad day regardless, because he just started yelling at her.
Speaker 3: I would have made my day instead of ruined it. Though,
Speaker 3: if I got like some funny arm in the cup,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh I know that.
Speaker 1: Like they're like, this is.
Speaker 3: What happened with that customer.
Speaker 11: So he started yelling at her, and she got so red.
Speaker 11: She was so kidd She's just she's pretty young. So
Speaker 11: so I I I'm not sure because I could tell
Speaker 11: she was so uncomfortable and about the cry. I wasn't
Speaker 11: gonna let her be on the hook for that, so
Speaker 11: I took responsibility for it, like I was just messing around.
Speaker 2: I would have been like, oh, it's a heart, it's
Speaker 2: your dirty mind that turned it into that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I should have blamed that on the customer. So
Speaker 11: I ended up getting fired for it. Warning yeah, no,
Speaker 11: not even a warning.
Speaker 2: I bet your regulars were so sad that the lady
Speaker 2: is gone.
Speaker 11: Well, yeah, exactly. I figured that they would miss me,
Speaker 11: so I kept practicing at home. I can't up with
Speaker 11: a little backup idea.
Speaker 1: He's selling two of them in the back alley behind the.
Speaker 8: Cop everybody wants a phallic Pham Street coffee.
Speaker 11: No, no, I actually I started selling the designs online.
Speaker 1: Oh what do you mean shipping milk?
Speaker 9: Obviously, So I started photographing those like Naughty Lackey Arts,
Speaker 9: and I sold some of the paints and the prints
Speaker 9: on Etsy brilliant.
Speaker 11: I don't believe how much it's blown up.
Speaker 1: Why is that a secret?
Speaker 11: Well, so I haven't told any of my friends, so
Speaker 11: they have no idea.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I would bring a bachelrette party into
Speaker 2: your coffee shop.
Speaker 1: So fun.
Speaker 3: They fired from the coffee shop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you need to open a twenty one and
Speaker 1: over coffee shop.
Speaker 8: You need to hire to wear like scantily clad things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you've got guys in the shirtless I think
Speaker 3: that could actually go a long way for you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So are you doing this? Is this like your new
Speaker 3: full time gig that you're doing? Oh yeah, do you
Speaker 3: have a new job?
Speaker 11: Oh no, I wish. I mean the dream is still acting,
Speaker 11: you know, so I'm still pursuing that at the same time.
Speaker 11: But this is just a really nice, pretty easy and
Speaker 11: fun way to pay rent and mutility.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't put this particular stuff on your acting resume, though,
Speaker 3: because you might get into some movies that you don't
Speaker 3: want to be invoice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's just when you start.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but that's my secret.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 1: I don't think you should keep it a secret. I
Speaker 1: think you should tell everyone you.
Speaker 8: Need to like swell your success.
Speaker 2: You may get banned on social media, but you could
Speaker 2: try for a while there.
Speaker 3: Text in seven eight, five nine two. If you have
Speaker 3: a confession you've been holding on to, we can hide
Speaker 3: your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next
Speaker 3: mass speaker. Your phone taps.
Speaker 5: Coming up right after this breaking Jeffrey. In the morning.
Speaker 3: Today we call a guy who's having his house completely
Speaker 3: remodeled by a contractor. It's been two months so far
Speaker 3: and they've had to move out during the renovation, but
Speaker 3: periodically they'll get updates on how it's going. And today
Speaker 3: he's gonna hear from the window guy with some unusual
Speaker 3: news that I don't think he's gonna be thrilled to hear.
Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it though, in your phone. Tap right now? Hello, okay, boss,
Speaker 3: move it to the left.
Speaker 12: Hello, a little more.
Speaker 3: Okay, almost Saturday. Hello on the phone, I said, gentle,
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's not good.
Speaker 12: I can hear you.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hi, I need to speak with the homeowner. James.
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's that's me.
Speaker 3: Hey James, this is huge organ. I'm working with your contractor,
Speaker 3: Victor were we're the ones installing the windows on your
Speaker 3: house today.
Speaker 12: Okay, was that my window that just broke?
Speaker 3: Oh? You heard? You heard that?
Speaker 12: Yeah? What's going on?
Speaker 3: You know? I don't worry about that. Let me focus
Speaker 3: on that. I have a different problem. I was, well,
Speaker 3: not a problem. I just needed to speak with you
Speaker 3: because I'm letting you know we're giving you thirty percent
Speaker 3: off what was originally quoted to you? Okay, why, well,
Speaker 3: we just wanted to do the right thing because we
Speaker 3: did make a.
Speaker 12: Tiny air what kind of what kind of air? Sorry?
Speaker 3: You know what air? Makes it sound like a negative thing.
Speaker 3: I like to think of it as a unique opportunity
Speaker 3: that most homeowners would never get.
Speaker 12: Just spit it out, like, what are you talking about? So, okay, happened?
Speaker 12: What's going on?
Speaker 3: So you know you had twenty four windows on your
Speaker 3: order to replace them.
Speaker 12: Yeah, and and.
Speaker 3: You actually got a complimentary upgrade because every single one
Speaker 3: of them are one way windows.
Speaker 12: The hell is a one way window.
Speaker 3: You've seen those giant buildings with that right where you
Speaker 3: can see out of them, but nobody can see in.
Speaker 12: And I don't want that in my house. I want
Speaker 12: the windows that I ordered.
Speaker 3: Well, that's why you're getting thirty percent off, because that's
Speaker 3: what you have.
Speaker 12: Now. So you're saying that I get thirty percent off
Speaker 12: because I have windows that I can see out and
Speaker 12: nobody else can see in.
Speaker 3: Well, kind of we reverse kind of we reversed it
Speaker 3: so people can see in, but you just can't look.
Speaker 12: Out that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: No one else is doing that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, there's a reason nobody else is doing it.
Speaker 3: I know somebody who works at architectural digests and they're like,
Speaker 3: what this is groundbreaking?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I know someone who lives in reality and wants
Speaker 12: normal windows. Where are the windows I ordered?
Speaker 3: I'll tell you where one of them is. It's in
Speaker 3: the skylight over your guest bathroom.
Speaker 12: We put it in the other twenty three.
Speaker 3: Well, no, you got to focus on the guest bathroom.
Speaker 3: We did it absolutely perfectly, no flaws, and one of
Speaker 3: the plumbers said he could even see a plane fly overhead.
Speaker 12: Awesome, So you did one twenty fourth of your job.
Speaker 3: Well, look, you're not thinking of the positives of the
Speaker 3: one way windows. That way, if you're coming home and
Speaker 3: there's intruders inside, you could see them, but they couldn't
Speaker 3: be able to see you.
Speaker 12: Did you just hear what you just said?
Speaker 3: That is the see that would save you money on
Speaker 3: a security system that you don't need.
Speaker 12: What would make you think that that's a good idea?
Speaker 12: And I would want that in my house. Look, whatever
Speaker 12: you have done, whatever you're doing to stop, reverse it,
Speaker 12: put it back to how it was.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we can't reverse it once these bad boys
Speaker 3: are in.
Speaker 12: They're in for good witting, They're in for good.
Speaker 3: It's perma glue. I mean you've seen the commercials for
Speaker 3: it on TV, right, you know they're famous jingle P
Speaker 3: Perma Perma Who use perma perma perma glue? That's what
Speaker 3: you do. It's perma glue.
Speaker 12: What in the world are you talking about.
Speaker 3: It's the latest construction thing, perma glue.
Speaker 12: You know what I am on with you?
Speaker 3: You're moron or of a Victor signed off on all
Speaker 3: these things, though, I can assure.
Speaker 12: You or on the phone, all.
Speaker 3: Right, well just please hold hello. This is Victor.
Speaker 12: No what now?
Speaker 3: I am contractor for the for this house. Who is this?
Speaker 12: Who the hell are you bring on a stupid sake accent? No?
Speaker 3: I am Victor, the contractor.
Speaker 13: No, I'm here to tell you we have these one
Speaker 13: way windows the same as the KGB uses. Your family
Speaker 13: very safe, very very sick.
Speaker 12: What the hell was that?
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 13: That was the old radio equitment that we are using
Speaker 13: to do this prank phone call on you? What your
Speaker 13: wife Sienna says? You just got punked? Like Ashton Kutcher What.
Speaker 12: The hell are you talking about.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about a prank call on the radio. You're
Speaker 3: on Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is the
Speaker 3: phone s what Yeah, yeah, dude, your wife Sienna set
Speaker 3: you up.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: She said that you guys moved out of the house
Speaker 3: a few months ago during the renovations and it's been
Speaker 3: really stressful, so she wanted to just have some fun
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, it has been awful. That is hilarious.
Speaker 13: Yes, it's awful, but not as awful as having normal
Speaker 13: windows you can see in and out of.
Speaker 3: Okay, down to twenty one windows, but not break.
Speaker 12: I'm not gonna have any windows left.
Speaker 5: The week of every morning was fun Tabs weekday mornings
Speaker 5: on the Twenties brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: I don't think this has ever happened on the show before.
Speaker 3: Where mid call we just had to pause and tell
Speaker 3: the woman on the phone to just breathe. She was
Speaker 3: that worked up. Yeah, but you know what, you might
Speaker 3: feel the same way if you were in her shoes,
Speaker 3: dealing with her neighbor next door and the tiny problem
Speaker 3: that's been slowly ruining her life. We're going to try
Speaker 3: and help her fix it with our fingers, all eleven
Speaker 3: of them, and you're gonna hear what that problem was.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do I use an extra one when.
Speaker 1: I text I don't want to know.
Speaker 3: You'll hear her problem in a brand new textual.
Speaker 1: Why do I ask questions?
Speaker 3: If it's coming up right after this.
Speaker 2: Text?
Speaker 3: You will then text?
Speaker 2: You will.
Speaker 3: There's a saying that good fences make good neighbors. Yes,
Speaker 3: there's another saying that says bad neighbors make good fertilizer.
Speaker 3: I don't support that one, but I will say I
Speaker 3: do see the point, because annoying neighbors can really get
Speaker 3: on your nerves and create unnecessarily problems for you in
Speaker 3: your life.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's true.
Speaker 3: And apparently there's something that's going on with one of
Speaker 3: our listeners, Allison and her next door neighbor.
Speaker 2: Please tell me the neighbor's still above ground after Jeffrey's
Speaker 2: intro there.
Speaker 3: Let's find out. Maybe she needs to text the Morgue
Speaker 3: or something. You can pick them up. Allison, How you doing?
Speaker 10: Oh do I need you guys help?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Alison, we're not that close of friends.
Speaker 1: Man. I'm not taking one down.
Speaker 10: I'm telling you. I have these neighbors. So a few
Speaker 10: months ago they got this cute white dog and it
Speaker 10: was fine. I heard some barking, and then the barking
Speaker 10: got more. Every single time there's a wind blowing a squirrel,
Speaker 10: a rabbit, we have rabbits in the backyard barking, driving
Speaker 10: me nuts.
Speaker 2: I mean really, okay, just it feels like you're gonna
Speaker 2: break right now just even talking about it.
Speaker 3: Is there anybody that you could get rid of all
Speaker 3: the squirrels and stop the wind in your neighborhood that.
Speaker 1: I like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, really, so get this. I've already texted neighbors and
Speaker 10: I said, hey, listen, because I hate confrontation, you know,
Speaker 10: I was like, please, the dog's been sparking for five hours,
Speaker 10: could you just like you maybe take him in a
Speaker 10: little bit.
Speaker 2: You know, though, I will say, when we first got
Speaker 2: our dog, we didn't realize that when we would go
Speaker 2: out to the bars at night, she.
Speaker 1: Would stay out barking all night.
Speaker 2: And so finally one of our neighbors wrote us a no,
Speaker 2: and we felt terrible.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 1: Of course, we didn't let the dog out at night anymore.
Speaker 4: Almost something happened in my apartment complex I remember one
Speaker 4: of the yeahs was like, we didn't even know.
Speaker 3: Ye, so how did how did your neighbors react when
Speaker 3: you sent that message to them?
Speaker 10: Well? See, now see, you guys would act like a
Speaker 10: normal neighbor. Okay. So they said, all right, we're going
Speaker 10: to do something about it. And oh my god, that's
Speaker 10: with the dog anyway. So they said that I know.
Speaker 3: I know, I know you're very wound up about this, Alise,
Speaker 3: and we can understand why. Yeah, but just relax a second.
Speaker 3: We're here to help you. Yes, And it sounds like
Speaker 3: you actually got a decent response from that.
Speaker 1: They said they'd take care of it.
Speaker 10: Well they didn't. They didn't take care of it at all.
Speaker 10: A matter of fact, the barking got worse. So I
Speaker 10: sent them another text method.
Speaker 1: Now we're getting messy.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh god, what did you say there?
Speaker 10: Okay? So I was like please please, and I put
Speaker 10: three pleases, you know, please stop your dog from barking.
Speaker 10: And they just never responded after that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds too polite. No, neighbors don't respond to that.
Speaker 1: No, please, please please is not polite. One please is plate.
Speaker 2: Three pleases is like condescending almost, Okay, but.
Speaker 10: For the record the first time, I was very nice.
Speaker 10: I mean this says like the third text I've sent,
Speaker 10: I just I can't take it anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we could tell, We can tell people other.
Speaker 3: Than the dogs barking all the time, are they bad
Speaker 3: neighbors in any other way?
Speaker 10: They're fine everything else I have. There's nothing else wrong.
Speaker 14: Really, Okay, Okay, I'm not a complainer.
Speaker 10: I hate confrontation.
Speaker 3: I'm not a complainer. But you will come on the
Speaker 3: radio and voice all your pleasure about it, which is different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we needed that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for this segment, we get that the healthy, safe
Speaker 2: place to do, but you don't want to ruin the
Speaker 2: relationship because like living next door to someone that you
Speaker 2: hate or hates you is going to be even worse
Speaker 2: than the dog barking.
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, do you remember in New York City a
Speaker 10: really long time ago where that you know, there's the
Speaker 10: son of Sammy's the thing that made him snap with
Speaker 10: the dog barking.
Speaker 1: Okay, back to the fertilizer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not sure one hundred percent if exactly like
Speaker 3: what she wants to do with this text message.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to know. After she
Speaker 1: just made that reference.
Speaker 3: I mean, Alison, what's your overall goal with doing the
Speaker 3: call this way?
Speaker 10: All right? Okay, So here's the thing. I've been listening
Speaker 10: to you guys. I love, love, love you guys, and
Speaker 10: I thought, you know what, these are the people to
Speaker 10: help me. I just know it, And I just want
Speaker 10: to know. Do you all have any kind of like
Speaker 10: ideas or anything I could say? I mean, I just
Speaker 10: I'm have a.
Speaker 3: Loss here and I think you But as far as
Speaker 3: the goal of the texting here are you trying to
Speaker 3: say we need to figure out one text to get
Speaker 3: the dog to stop barking?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yes, well, I mean the first thing we
Speaker 2: have to do.
Speaker 3: They agreed to it before, but nothing happened.
Speaker 2: But the first thing we have to do is even
Speaker 2: get them to respond again, because they have left her unread.
Speaker 1: They don't like her, right.
Speaker 3: That's a good point.
Speaker 4: If we text about the dog, they're knocking her answer.
Speaker 3: It's just been the whole vibe of your relationship lately
Speaker 3: has been so serious between you and your neighbors. Maybe
Speaker 3: we should start off on a lighter note with like
Speaker 3: a dog pun or a dog joke, like a knock joke.
Speaker 1: I don't I like it. You don't like that, Alexis.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't reply to anybody's puns, so maybe.
Speaker 3: We won't go the pun to do the knock knock route.
Speaker 3: You're like, knock knock, who's there? Your dog's still barking? Dogs?
Speaker 10: You know what you guys, humor. I've noticed in my
Speaker 10: whole life humor always works. I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: All right, that is it. It's a take.
Speaker 2: So let's make sure that we also included it's going
Speaker 2: to be the knock knock joke, who's there?
Speaker 1: Your dog?
Speaker 3: Who's there? Your dog's still barking? Yeah?
Speaker 12: That one.
Speaker 6: They're not going to get it to reply to it.
Speaker 4: It should just be a random dog joke.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, do I like the dog? I
Speaker 1: like the knock knock?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I feel like.
Speaker 10: That's maybe if I put a happy face and it's
Speaker 10: like emoji's or something, I would take this as.
Speaker 3: Route you need to do.
Speaker 6: Cry.
Speaker 7: I would literally read this and be like this is
Speaker 7: the most backhanded.
Speaker 1: I agree, but I want to see what they respond it.
Speaker 7: Anyway, entertainment, all right, bro knock knock as it's still barking.
Speaker 2: If you add a laughing crying emoji and a cute
Speaker 2: little puppy emoji like, yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's a great idea.
Speaker 3: Even though this is probably some of the worst advice
Speaker 3: we've ever given, I do want to try it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, let's remember it is Jeff's idea.
Speaker 3: I will take full response.
Speaker 1: Out by don't put it as a paragraph.
Speaker 3: That's a good call. Good call. So maybe the knock
Speaker 3: knock period return here the are question mark return, Yes,
Speaker 3: your dog's still barking emojis, laughing emoji and a dog emoji.
Speaker 10: Ye, okay, got it. I'm going to get a shot send.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You know, it's going to get a response.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's going to get a positive response,
Speaker 2: but it's going to get a response.
Speaker 3: That was one of the two goals that we sent,
Speaker 3: so we'd be halfway there.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, maybe it just haha back all right, you
Speaker 2: know so.
Speaker 3: You sent that out, Alison. Yeah, Okay, we're going.
Speaker 1: To come back to warn her neighborhood or.
Speaker 3: We're the greatest peacemakers of all time and they should
Speaker 3: use this technique at the United Nations. Yeah, we're going
Speaker 3: to come back and we'll continue with textual healing right
Speaker 3: after this We're on the phone with Alison for another
Speaker 3: segment of textual healing.
Speaker 1: And I'm worried about her heart rate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's stressed out because she has an issue with
Speaker 3: her next door neighbors, who actually, from the sound of it,
Speaker 3: seemed like very nice, reasonable people, but they are fed
Speaker 3: up with Alison because Alison keeps texting about their barking dog.
Speaker 3: She's messaged several times before pleading that they get their
Speaker 3: pupp to stay quiet. Nothing has worked, which is why
Speaker 3: Alison came to us for help, and we decided to
Speaker 3: go with a little knock knock dog humor. Yes, and
Speaker 3: we had her text your neighbor, knock knock, who's there?
Speaker 3: Your dog still barking in the backyard? Laugh emoji dog emoji.
Speaker 4: Cause funny to us because we can hear the right.
Speaker 3: But just one of our goals of this whole thing
Speaker 3: was to get them to respond.
Speaker 1: They've been her on red totally.
Speaker 3: Alison, have you gotten anything back from your neighbors yet?
Speaker 10: Oh my god, I totally got a respond.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, Oh my god. Is it good or bad?
Speaker 4: With our job? Our goal?
Speaker 1: I am dying to hear what they said?
Speaker 10: Yeah, Well, was it okay? This is what they wrote back.
Speaker 10: They said, We've tried, but Barney needs to express Barney
Speaker 10: the dog needs to express his emotions, and we took
Speaker 10: him to the vet. This is what our vet said.
Speaker 10: If we get a holistic vet and Barney has to
Speaker 10: express himself, that's what they told me.
Speaker 3: He's barking for his mental health.
Speaker 2: Then my dog sees a holistic VET to.
Speaker 4: A holistic acupuncture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you feel about that? Alison? What's your reaction?
Speaker 10: I am beside myself. I mean, what the world health?
Speaker 9: Not?
Speaker 1: Well, she has a holistically you should try barking expressed.
Speaker 3: Okay, so now we need to respond alexis, what do
Speaker 3: you think you're expert? You're an expert at dealing with
Speaker 3: like high confrontation and you love dogs.
Speaker 1: That plays the bagpipes and I don't say anything to
Speaker 1: that guy. Yeah, but you're mates twins. Sister is in
Speaker 1: vet school.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're pro dogs.
Speaker 1: The neighbor actually we usually say it's the neighbor's fall.
Speaker 3: Well, let's let's use I mean, they clearly trust what
Speaker 3: their vet says. Maybe we can go off of something
Speaker 3: like veterinary Yeah, yeah, what if.
Speaker 2: We throw some information back at them, because I mean,
Speaker 2: the thing with holistic health is sometimes there's some gray area.
Speaker 2: And what if you said that's interesting, because that's not
Speaker 2: saying you agree or disagree with the holistic fat you.
Speaker 1: Just say that's interesting.
Speaker 2: Maybe your dog could express themselves in other ways, like
Speaker 2: playing fetch, or have you thought about getting one of
Speaker 2: those doggie pads where it talks.
Speaker 1: To you when it pushes the butble.
Speaker 3: Or some sort of like dog art class that lets
Speaker 3: you get your rage after paint.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Why not? I mean maybe I should take a little
Speaker 10: more calm approach.
Speaker 3: All right, that sounds like you like it, Allison. Let's
Speaker 3: text it then, Yeah, yeah, all right, let Brooks say
Speaker 3: that again so that Allison can text.
Speaker 1: You just say that's interesting.
Speaker 2: Maybe your dog could express itself in different ways good
Speaker 2: perhaps perhaps, or one of those dog pads where it
Speaker 2: can talk to you.
Speaker 8: Okay, good, good thing.
Speaker 4: This is a Twitter and you don't have like a
Speaker 4: cap limit on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, do you remember I write it?
Speaker 3: I think that's good because at that point you're not
Speaker 3: attacking them anymore. You're trying to be helpful and part
Speaker 3: of the solution.
Speaker 7: And Brooke did a good job. Asking questions is good
Speaker 7: because you're trying to help and learn.
Speaker 3: And like it. I know jose is giving Brook the
Speaker 3: credit there, but let's give Alexis credit for that text.
Speaker 3: Okay from the.
Speaker 1: Brook took the words out of my mouth before I
Speaker 1: say that.
Speaker 2: It was like telepathectly, like a deer in the headlight
Speaker 2: when you ask after you stole my answer.
Speaker 3: Yea thought, Allison, go ahead send that if you haven't already.
Speaker 10: Okay, I just said it. I send it already.
Speaker 12: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: You sound like that. Sounded like a small dog.
Speaker 10: There should stand in the backyard and bark.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 2: Do you work from home? Is that why this is
Speaker 2: such an issue for you? The dog barking?
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, you read my mind?
Speaker 14: Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: I work from home the mind reader as well.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey to me, can you guess what they're going to
Speaker 3: respond with Brooke? What are they going to say back
Speaker 3: to our text?
Speaker 2: Well, they're probably gonna shoot down both her ideas.
Speaker 10: You know, Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1: Thought that maybe we could send him an Amazon link next.
Speaker 12: Oh my god.
Speaker 10: They just they just responded. They said that I have
Speaker 10: to respect the free will of all creatures. And they
Speaker 10: remained free, And she said he chooses to be an
Speaker 10: outside dog, we have to let him be free.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean the only answer is.
Speaker 2: You then have to wake up at two in the
Speaker 2: morning and start practicing drums or something.
Speaker 1: I mean in retribution.
Speaker 3: Well, that's getting ugly.
Speaker 10: You know what, maybe I should take You know, my
Speaker 10: mom always used to say, take the high road, right,
Speaker 10: get high.
Speaker 1: These people aren't even on the road.
Speaker 3: Look, maybe because maybe we just lean into this even more.
Speaker 3: That's what alexis in her all her wisdom would tell you,
Speaker 3: don't try and push back constantly, try and lean into it.
Speaker 3: And instead of fight with them, why not say you
Speaker 3: know what, you're right? That immediately disarms them. Wait wait, wait, see,
Speaker 3: let me finish your right. Who are we to say
Speaker 3: when and where your dog can bark? I want to
Speaker 3: get to know your dog better. Please let me dogs
Speaker 3: sit further you on your next vacation.
Speaker 12: Excuse me?
Speaker 2: What do you I don't trust did you hear Alison?
Speaker 3: I don't trust her being alone when he disappears under
Speaker 3: your care. It's like it was the dog's free will.
Speaker 3: Who was I to stop your dog from wanting to go.
Speaker 4: Back to the genie?
Speaker 2: This is not my idea, that is it broke.
Speaker 3: So seriously, though, are you open to like dog sitting
Speaker 3: and maybe that'll disarm the tension between the two neighbors.
Speaker 10: Here's the thing. I love animals. I just don't want
Speaker 10: them barking in my face twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 10: But you know what, maybe if I got to know him,
Speaker 10: you know, and he is pretty cute, and I don't know,
Speaker 10: maybe I should just I really, maybe I should just
Speaker 10: take the high road.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 7: And why did you both take the high road. Be
Speaker 7: nice to the doggie, but leave the front gate unlocked.
Speaker 12: Just in game?
Speaker 2: I mean that is free will, because they're actually going
Speaker 2: against their dogs free will by keeping them in a
Speaker 2: caged Uh.
Speaker 10: Yeah, don't tell don't tell them, you know what. You're
Speaker 10: right though, it's an interesting point.
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's exactly what you should text to your neighbor.
Speaker 1: So we didn't really solve anything here.
Speaker 3: Well, I think we've at least got the communication going
Speaker 3: between the two neighbors again, and there's not so much
Speaker 3: like anger and animosity between you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know what, you made me laugh. You did
Speaker 10: solve something because you make.
Speaker 4: That's our mission, guys, that's what we always want to.
Speaker 1: Don't actually like lose the dog on purpose? Right, we
Speaker 1: understand that was a joke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just kidding.
Speaker 10: Ye, coyotes and stuff, right, No, no, no, all right, Well,
Speaker 10: I'm going.
Speaker 3: To call that a successful edition of textual Healing because
Speaker 3: we're out of time here.
Speaker 1: But I like your loose interpretation of success.
Speaker 3: Alexis calls it success, and that's all that I feel
Speaker 3: about this one.
Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 5: in the Morning.
Speaker 3: There's a video making the rounds of a guy returning
Speaker 3: back to a restaurant hoping to get a refund and
Speaker 3: the manager just lays into him. You're gonna find out
Speaker 3: the hilarious reason why. Plus, one of the biggest celebrities
Speaker 3: in the world just made one of the most embarrassing
Speaker 3: gaffes in the middle of one of her concerts and
Speaker 3: somebody caught it all on video. We're gonna play it
Speaker 3: for you coming up in a ran new TikTok click shock,
Speaker 3: we're doing it right now. I can't believe that, after
Speaker 3: forty years, Folgers is finally changing their famous slogan. Now
Speaker 3: it's the best part of waking up is what in
Speaker 3: your cup? Woo TikTok click shock.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, they're trying to attract some younger pizza.
Speaker 3: Everybody needs a little bit of that in the morning,
Speaker 3: and you can only get it here on Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: It's TikTok click shock, where we go over the biggest
Speaker 3: tiktoks from the past week. Let's get right to your
Speaker 3: first TikTok click shock, which is from a guy who
Speaker 3: is getting absolutely roasted for attempting to get a seven
Speaker 3: dollars refund from Little Caesars, saying that they gave him
Speaker 3: food poisoning.
Speaker 2: Oh that's it feels like a valid reason, Jeffrey to
Speaker 2: get a refund.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean if it was just like that. The
Speaker 3: only problem is he ate most of the pizza and
Speaker 3: came back to the restaurant the same day with the
Speaker 3: mostly empty box poisoning. Good question. The manager was not
Speaker 3: having it.
Speaker 2: Here's the clip staple of coccus meningitis.
Speaker 7: He got staple of coccus from all.
Speaker 1: Of this scarlet futter.
Speaker 4: That's not what I said.
Speaker 1: Keep your napkin, though, I'll hear your mind back. You
Speaker 1: have to record me. I know what I said. I
Speaker 1: came in here, can I say?
Speaker 3: And you've got garlic butter all over?
Speaker 5: No wonder you got six?
Speaker 6: Oh god?
Speaker 4: Am I allowed to talk?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 3: You just talked before you've turned your camera on though, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you need to work on your customer service. I don't
Speaker 3: let liars come to my store. I am not a liar.
Speaker 5: Just because you bought a seven ninety nine.
Speaker 6: No, thank you, No, you told me a moron.
Speaker 3: The video is pretty funny because you could see he's
Speaker 3: handing this empty box through the drive through window with
Speaker 3: empty garlic butter packets all over the place. This made
Speaker 3: you sick.
Speaker 1: Why would he post that video? He makes him look
Speaker 1: so bad? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: The top comment got one hundred and thirty five thousand
Speaker 3: likes and said why did you eat half the pizza
Speaker 3: and bring it back? You are a moron. Another person
Speaker 3: said she ended you so bad og. I would delete
Speaker 3: this if I was you.
Speaker 5: Especially.
Speaker 7: I love that she said, oh you were talking before
Speaker 7: you started hitting record, because that happened so much one
Speaker 7: sign of an in so that makes you think he
Speaker 7: probably did say something.
Speaker 1: Is it deleted?
Speaker 14: Now?
Speaker 1: He's cad?
Speaker 6: You have deleted?
Speaker 3: Still out there? I just pull that audio from it.
Speaker 3: Of course, his title is Little Caesar's Pizza Manager crosses
Speaker 3: the line, but everybody seems to side with the manager
Speaker 3: in the comments. So better luck at Papa John's, dude.
Speaker 3: Maybe better luck over there. That's a TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3: Next TikTok click shot. It is out of Inglewood, California.
Speaker 3: Someone was recording during a Madonna concert there when Madonna's
Speaker 3: suddenly stops singing during the show. Actually heard, Okay, then
Speaker 3: let's skip it.
Speaker 1: Then do it, do it. I'm just already uncomfortable before.
Speaker 5: You play it.
Speaker 3: If you didn't see it or hear about it. She
Speaker 3: stopped singing in the middle of the show and started
Speaker 3: scolding a fan for not standing up during one of
Speaker 3: her songs, and you.
Speaker 4: See everybody in the whole crowd is standing.
Speaker 3: And then she found out and realizes, oh, they're in
Speaker 3: a wheelchair. Here's the audio over there.
Speaker 1: Why are you sorry? You gotta give her. She handled
Speaker 1: it well. She did handle it well. But also, like Madonna,
Speaker 1: how old are you? Like most of your we're talking
Speaker 1: like people.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 8: She actually walked over to them with her walker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's almost as embarrassing as when Brook threatened to
Speaker 3: call a child's parents at the orphanage, my mother and
Speaker 3: oh oh, I'm sorry politically incorrect.
Speaker 1: It was uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: But the Madonna video got over twenty eight million views.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah again, I am so grateful, Like what Brooks
Speaker 7: said that she addressed it and.
Speaker 3: Was like, my bad, because if not any publicity is
Speaker 3: good publicity. Right, that's a TikTok click shock. Let's get
Speaker 3: to your final TikTok click shock, and I'll just ask,
Speaker 3: when traveling on an airplane, does turbulence freak you out?
Speaker 4: It's bad like a little bit.
Speaker 2: No, I've had one time where people started praying next
Speaker 2: to me that was a little frightening. We like got
Speaker 2: stuck in like the jet of a big, huge jet
Speaker 2: and it literally flipped us sideways.
Speaker 1: It was really.
Speaker 3: Scary, kind of freaky. A lot of people, that's a
Speaker 3: really big deal. They didn't like it. And so making
Speaker 3: the rounds on TikTok right now is a flight attendance
Speaker 3: trick on how to deal with it. If you're ever
Speaker 3: caught in turbulence and you're feeling nervous. Oh really, see
Speaker 3: if you can decipher it through her fancy foreign accent.
Speaker 10: This is taylorstic what's your top cabin crew secret travel hack?
Speaker 3: Mine is when turbulence hits, basically, change your jelly or
Speaker 3: submersed in jelly and just.
Speaker 11: Like around in your seat like a little jellyfish.
Speaker 14: You'll feel so much better.
Speaker 4: I think we'll get this one ago.
Speaker 1: A jellyfish.
Speaker 8: I immediately get it, and I love it.
Speaker 1: Why wasn't it more alcohol?
Speaker 7: Think about it though. Relax your whole body. Every bump
Speaker 7: is just gonna like.
Speaker 2: That thing they gave you playing cards where you're doing
Speaker 2: on corners and you just slam into the person.
Speaker 3: But basically if you miss that the flight and it says,
Speaker 3: do not tense up. Instead, try to relax like your
Speaker 3: body's made of jelly. Let's bumps jiggle you around like
Speaker 3: a little massage, so it calms you down and you
Speaker 3: don't feel scared.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll try it. I'm not buying it.
Speaker 3: It feels like it goes against every instinct that you have.
Speaker 14: I know.
Speaker 3: It's like if you're if you're ever face to face
Speaker 3: with a shark, just don't be scared and pretend that
Speaker 3: you're an even bigger shark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fix your hands above your head like a.
Speaker 3: Little fin, and those are your stories for the day.
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, we have.
Speaker 3: A new player on the line, and I love when
Speaker 3: we get new players to this game. It's like a
Speaker 3: fresh daisy sprouting out of the ground. And Brooke walks
Speaker 3: over to that daisy and takes a sniff and then
Speaker 3: stumps it out because you're a winner. Oh okay, you
Speaker 3: don't want anybody intruding on your turn.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. You're just a weed to me.
Speaker 3: Today's fresh daisy weed. Her name is Teresa. Teresa, welcome
Speaker 3: to the show.
Speaker 14: Thank you.
Speaker 1: What propt died you to call in today?
Speaker 14: I've called him a couple of times and just got
Speaker 14: lucky and got through today.
Speaker 3: Apparently Teresa is a longtime listener to the show and
Speaker 3: even used to have a crush on somebody here. Teresa,
Speaker 3: I am flattered.
Speaker 12: Hello, well sorry, but it's.
Speaker 4: With my luck in dating. I thought you were gonna
Speaker 4: say Producer Void.
Speaker 8: Doesn't even talked to me.
Speaker 3: I needed something to cry about during my bathroom break.
Speaker 3: Thank you for giving me that, jeff I'm really proud.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 3: It's a drinker back in the day, So that's out
Speaker 3: of the studio. I don't have any our feelings. Teresa,
Speaker 3: Let's just go over the how the game works. It's
Speaker 3: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 3: you don't know when, you can say past. But you
Speaker 3: have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 12: Okay?
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today? Is Pie Day?
Speaker 3: True or false? Albert Einstein was born on Pie Day?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 14: True?
Speaker 3: Chef Wendel is the mascot for what Cereal Branda? What's
Speaker 3: the only continent to have both alligators and crocodiles in
Speaker 3: the wild?
Speaker 14: Africa?
Speaker 3: For the ninth year running. What toy brand is the
Speaker 3: most valuable in the world? What is the most common
Speaker 3: state flower in America? Ooh, Marco Polo was a real person?
Speaker 3: True or false?
Speaker 4: True?
Speaker 3: Teresa play that like a true veteran of this game.
Speaker 3: Didn't even seem nervous at all. Is that true?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 14: I was very nervous.
Speaker 3: Oh really, well, and apparently I'm seeing my screener. Teresa
Speaker 3: works as a manager at a local nonprofit that's anti poverty.
Speaker 3: Brook is notoriously anti poverty. So that's really really you
Speaker 3: guys have a lot in common.
Speaker 1: Is there poverty? People?
Speaker 3: So I'm just saying you're not a fan of the poores.
Speaker 10: Is not true.
Speaker 3: I don't believe the No, that's really cool to what
Speaker 3: does your nonprofit do?
Speaker 14: So we help people that are like at risk of
Speaker 14: being evicted, help them to stay in their homes.
Speaker 1: That's great work, great work.
Speaker 3: So when we all lose our jobs here, can we
Speaker 3: just call you directly? Because I feel like it's coming.
Speaker 3: We're going to keep your number just in case. Okay, Okay, Brook,
Speaker 3: here we go. It's your turn. You're ready. Your time
Speaker 3: starts now. Today's Pie Day. True or false? Albert Einstein
Speaker 3: was born on Pie Day?
Speaker 1: Oh, I wanted to be true.
Speaker 3: Chef Wendell is the mascot for what serial brand?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: What is the only continent to have both alligators and
Speaker 3: crocodiles in the wild?
Speaker 1: South America?
Speaker 3: For the ninth year running, What toy brand is the
Speaker 3: most valuable in the world?
Speaker 1: Mittel?
Speaker 3: What is the most common state flower in America?
Speaker 7: Mm uh Rose Marco Polo was a real person.
Speaker 3: True or false?
Speaker 6: True?
Speaker 1: I think he got lost all the time on the ocean.
Speaker 3: The same game. Yeah, as you just shouted out into
Speaker 3: the sea, Marco, were you? Let's go to the scoreboard
Speaker 3: with Jose well that and a nickel get your hot
Speaker 3: cut a Jack squaw.
Speaker 2: Terreesa, you got three correct today, Teresa, I'm not feeling confident.
Speaker 8: That's good, very good game.
Speaker 7: And Brook you got the same exact amount in Brook
Speaker 7: god Fall.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm happy, but I like Teresa lot.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's
Speaker 3: Pie Day? Was Albert Einstein born on Pie Day? Yes
Speaker 3: he will eighteen seventy nine. Chef Wendell is the mascot
Speaker 3: for Cinnamon host Crunch. He's that chef with the spoon
Speaker 3: on the box. The only continent with both alligators and
Speaker 3: crocodiles in the wild is North America, in Florida specifically.
Speaker 1: But you we get both down there, yea.
Speaker 3: For the ninth year running. The toy brand that's the
Speaker 3: most valuable in the world is Lego. The most common
Speaker 3: state flower in America is the rose. Five states. Marco
Speaker 3: Pola was a real person. Yes he was, That's true.
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Speaker 1: Do they really get us get lost all the time?
Speaker 1: Is that why we came up with that game?
Speaker 3: I know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh, I need to research into this now.
Speaker 3: Teresa. Unfortunately it wasn't enough to beat Brook. But the
Speaker 3: good news is just we're playing. We're giving you a
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Speaker 14: All Right, cool, thanks so awesome.
Speaker 1: We forgot to ask, what's your favorite part of the show.
Speaker 14: I like wind Brooks Bucks, I like the true.
Speaker 3: All right, called back in for sure, and we'll be
Speaker 3: back to the wind Brooks Bocks the same time tomorrow
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.