Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And honestly, we
Speaker 1: work so hard on this show. All of us are
Speaker 1: constantly writing or editing, and I never really get a
Speaker 1: chance to bond and connect with any of you about
Speaker 1: what you're doing in your downtime. And when you try,
Speaker 1: get in trouble talking to you.
Speaker 2: The boss like where's jeff Sorry.
Speaker 1: And trust me, like, I'm not avoiding you on purpose.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I try to tell you about my kids the other
Speaker 1: day and I saw a glazed overlook and suddenly you said, oh, sorry, Broke,
Speaker 1: I gotta go, dude. Something I want to know about
Speaker 1: interesting things going on in your life, like what are
Speaker 1: you watching on TV right now? And better yet, what
Speaker 1: should our listeners be watching or avoiding? Like, Broke, what
Speaker 1: shows are you into at the moment?
Speaker 2: Well, I never finished the Morning Show. I was really
Speaker 2: into that for a while. I just can't complete a series.
Speaker 2: TV watching is not my jam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd rather force your kids to play board games
Speaker 1: late into the yard.
Speaker 2: Play Clue last night always.
Speaker 1: Whether or not they want to, they have to play.
Speaker 2: Oh and Sleeping Queens. Have you played that game?
Speaker 1: Don't want to know? Game alexis which trashy reality dating
Speaker 1: disaster show. Are you binging?
Speaker 3: Obviously?
Speaker 1: Love is Blind show?
Speaker 2: Not on joke like Juice here right, because because.
Speaker 3: It's all about physical looks right now, right, you don't
Speaker 3: even know you have to watch?
Speaker 1: Are you watching anything? Are you just crying for money
Speaker 1: on your video game stream? Follow joking is on? I
Speaker 1: literally did bald?
Speaker 2: People are so nice anyway?
Speaker 1: Okay, so when I'm not crying on stream, I think
Speaker 1: the latest most topical thing I watched was Last of Us?
Speaker 2: Was it good?
Speaker 3: It is so good? Did they do better beating the
Speaker 3: game than you did?
Speaker 1: They screamed a lot less. I got to hear the zombies. Jeff,
Speaker 1: what do you I'm on a big Henry the Eighth
Speaker 1: kick right now?
Speaker 3: What the heck?
Speaker 1: I'm watching the old show the Tutors.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is that a PBS show?
Speaker 1: No, it's show Time. Yeah, it's really old, right, it's
Speaker 1: like from twenty tend a lot of ud.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to be like something current.
Speaker 1: No, I'm all about Henry the Ape and the six
Speaker 1: wives and killing he killed six ones? He did, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he just got bored for it. He wouldn't give them
Speaker 1: a son, so he was like you know what I'm
Speaker 1: done with the next.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we really talked about Henry the.
Speaker 1: I can see why, Jim, what a time to be.
Speaker 2: They just let him.
Speaker 1: It's so great. Anyway, did you watching anything on TV
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 3: No, jeff I simply focus on the shot collar question
Speaker 3: and that alone.
Speaker 1: He's sitting at silence and wait for the next one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when I'm not on air, I'm just thinking about
Speaker 3: the next shot collar questions.
Speaker 2: Silent because if.
Speaker 1: He didn't, then we would murder you and replace.
Speaker 2: You with It would be right to do that. Let's
Speaker 2: get to it.
Speaker 1: Let's get to the shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 3: Get out your green mimosas and day old soda bread
Speaker 3: because we're on the cusp of Saint Patti's Day weekend.
Speaker 2: To celebrate properly.
Speaker 3: Sure, I could ask you a bunch of questions about
Speaker 3: Ireland or Jeffrey's infected blarney stones, but no, Instead, we're
Speaker 3: gonna do something extra festive that I know Alexis is
Speaker 3: going to love.
Speaker 2: It's a special Saint Patti's Day fill in the pun
Speaker 2: edition of plenty of twenty bathrooms.
Speaker 3: All right, it's simple. I'll give you a sentence with
Speaker 3: one word missing. And you just have to fill in
Speaker 3: the blank to complete the funny Irish pun.
Speaker 2: You get it wrong, You're out. I want only Alexis
Speaker 2: to play this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is gonna be harder than you think, though.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 3: We're starting with Brooks. Okay, brook your Special plenty of
Speaker 3: twenty Saint Patti's Day filling. The pun question is OI
Speaker 3: had one too many green bees? Now I'm suffering from
Speaker 3: blank vision?
Speaker 2: Oh, instead of beer goggles leprechaun vision green beers.
Speaker 1: No, they just have to be like ironic and funny.
Speaker 2: Yes, spotty vision. What's the beer? What's the beer? Guinness vision?
Speaker 1: God, that's bad.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna gons vision.
Speaker 3: That's incorrect. The answer, OI had one too many green beers.
Speaker 3: Now I'm suffering from dublin vision.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I was focusing on your really terrible accent.
Speaker 2: That sounds a little more stress mistaken. That was a
Speaker 2: very good accent.
Speaker 1: Rock Agree, Alexis rate that pun one to ten negatives?
Speaker 3: Negative?
Speaker 2: What one for?
Speaker 3: Let's go to Alexis zero Alexis your special plenty of
Speaker 3: twenty Saint Patti's Day filling. The pun question is what's an.
Speaker 2: Irish baby's favorite song? Oh?
Speaker 1: Irish Baby's favorite song. I know it my word. I
Speaker 1: would probably go with the lullaby song, not like the
Speaker 1: modern one shot Godenum styles Twinkle.
Speaker 2: Rock a Bye Answer, alexis beer, Okay, go with that
Speaker 2: rock a bye beer, Rock a Bye beer incorrect.
Speaker 3: He was looking for patty cake for Saint Patty's patty Cake.
Speaker 1: These are hard. Also, fun is like a frat song.
Speaker 3: I don't know why they started young there they indeed do.
Speaker 2: We're over to but Jose, it's your turn.
Speaker 1: I'm nervous.
Speaker 3: Jose, your Special plenty of twenty Saint Patti's Day. Phil
Speaker 3: in the pun question is, yeah, what did the leprechauns
Speaker 3: say when the video game ended?
Speaker 2: Game? What game?
Speaker 3: Clover? Clover?
Speaker 2: Is correct?
Speaker 1: Jose, Jose is so good at puns, Alexis what do
Speaker 1: you rate that one?
Speaker 2: All right, Jose, you're still in it for another round.
Speaker 1: We're on to Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Jeff your Special plenty of twenty Saint Patti's Day.
Speaker 2: Phil in the pun question is, well, there's no going
Speaker 2: back now.
Speaker 3: We've reached the blank of no return.
Speaker 1: Okay, the communists, we've reached the point of no return.
Speaker 1: We've reached the we've reached the the Shamrock of no Return. No,
Speaker 1: we've reached the Chile of no Return. I like none
Speaker 1: of this works. It does has got to be pointing there.
Speaker 3: Uh, final guess you know to give me schle of
Speaker 3: no return, Jeff when she Lee is incorrect.
Speaker 2: We're looking for the.
Speaker 3: Pine times of no return, a measurement of beer drinking
Speaker 3: that means, Jose, you've won the plenty of twenty Saint
Speaker 3: Patti's they fill on the pun edition of plenty of tlenty.
Speaker 1: Jose wins the pun questions, so he gets the cheese,
Speaker 1: Who gets shocked? And whoever it is is going to
Speaker 1: be singing ninety nine bottles of beer?
Speaker 2: I was full of brook.
Speaker 1: I grabbed the shot collar for myself.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, Alexis, because yeah, Wow, you.
Speaker 2: Need more in your life.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I can't believe we printed out the lyrics to this song.
Speaker 1: But this is like the rockabye beer song that you
Speaker 1: always wanted.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Ninety nine bottles appere on the wall, nine nine bottles
Speaker 3: of beer, take her down passages on ninety eight bottles
Speaker 3: of beer?
Speaker 1: Did you have to look at the lyrics for the
Speaker 1: nineties to make sure to messages. That's your shock collar question.
Speaker 1: Another day for Saint Patty's Day. Your phone TAP's coming
Speaker 1: up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,