Speaker 1: It's Friday. You found our podcast. We're so glad you're here.
Speaker 1: And today is so amazing because it's Jeffrey's song of
Speaker 1: the week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, the best parody that you'll hear well,
Speaker 2: at least today. All right, it's coming up right here
Speaker 2: in this podcast.
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And honestly, we
Speaker 3: work so hard on this show. All of us are
Speaker 3: constantly writing or editing, and I never really get a
Speaker 3: chance to bond and connect with any of you about
Speaker 3: what you're doing in your downtime.
Speaker 4: And when you try, you get in trouble.
Speaker 3: And I am talking to you the like where's jeff
Speaker 3: And trust me, like, I'm not avoiding you on purpose business.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, I try to tell you about my kids
Speaker 2: the other day and I saw a glazed overlook what
Speaker 2: you said?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Broke, I gotta go, dude.
Speaker 3: Something I want to know about interesting things going on
Speaker 3: in your life, like what are you watching on TV
Speaker 3: right now? And better yet, what should our listeners be
Speaker 3: watching or avoiding? Like, Brooke, what shows are you into
Speaker 3: at the moment?
Speaker 2: Well, I never finished the Morning Show. I was really
Speaker 2: into that for a while. I just can't complete a series.
Speaker 1: TV watching is not my jam.
Speaker 3: You'd rather force your kids to play board games late.
Speaker 1: Into the play last night, always.
Speaker 3: Whether or not they want to, they have to play.
Speaker 1: Oh and Sleeping Queens? Have you played that game?
Speaker 3: Don't want to know? Game Alexis which trashy reality dating
Speaker 3: disaster show? Are you binging?
Speaker 1: Obviously? Love is blind.
Speaker 3: Show?
Speaker 5: Not on.
Speaker 1: Ju here.
Speaker 2: Right because they're all because it's all about physical looks
Speaker 2: right now? Right?
Speaker 3: You don't even know.
Speaker 1: You have to watch it?
Speaker 3: Are you watching anything? Are you just crying for money
Speaker 3: on your video game stream?
Speaker 4: Follow joking as I literally did. People are so nice anyway.
Speaker 6: Okay, so when I'm not crying on stream, I think
Speaker 6: the latest most topical thing I watched was of Us?
Speaker 5: Was it good?
Speaker 4: It is so good?
Speaker 1: Did they do better beating the game than you did?
Speaker 4: They screamed a lot last I got to hear of
Speaker 4: the Zombies?
Speaker 1: What, Jeff, what do you watch it?
Speaker 3: I'm on a big Henry the Eighth kick right now?
Speaker 4: What the heck?
Speaker 3: I'm watching the old show the Tutors.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is that a PBS show?
Speaker 3: No, it's show Time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's really old.
Speaker 3: Right, It's like from twenty ten.
Speaker 1: A lot of I thought you were going to be
Speaker 1: like something current.
Speaker 3: No, I'm all about Henry the Eighth and the Six
Speaker 3: Wives and kill.
Speaker 4: He killed six ones?
Speaker 5: He did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just got bored for it. I wouldn't give
Speaker 3: them a son, so he was like, you know what,
Speaker 3: I'm done with the next. Yeah, we really.
Speaker 1: Talked about Henry the.
Speaker 4: I can see why.
Speaker 3: What a time to be They just let him. It's
Speaker 3: so great. Anyway, you watching anything on TV right now?
Speaker 8: No, jeff I simply focus on shot collar question and
Speaker 8: that alone.
Speaker 4: He's silence and wait for the next one.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: When I'm not on air, I'm just thinking about the
Speaker 8: next shot collar questions.
Speaker 3: Silent because if he didn't, then we would murder you
Speaker 3: and replace you with.
Speaker 7: And you would be right to do that. Let's get
Speaker 7: to it.
Speaker 3: Let's get to the shot collar question.
Speaker 8: The other day, get out your green mimosas and day
Speaker 8: old soda bread, because we're on the cusp of Saint
Speaker 8: Patti's Day weekend to celebrate properly. Sure, I could ask
Speaker 8: you a bunch of questions about Ireland or Jeffrey's infected
Speaker 8: blarney stones, but no, instead we're gonna do something extra
Speaker 8: festive that I know Alexis is going to love. It's
Speaker 8: a special Saint Patti's Day. Fill in the Pun edition
Speaker 8: of Plenty of twenty Puns.
Speaker 1: Alexis the puns or bathrooms?
Speaker 7: All right, it's simple.
Speaker 8: I'll give you a sentence with one word missing, and
Speaker 8: you just have to fill in the blank to complete
Speaker 8: the funny Irish pun.
Speaker 7: You get it wrong, you're out.
Speaker 1: I want only Alexis to play this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is gonna be harder than you think, though.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 7: We're starting with Brooks.
Speaker 8: Okay, brook your special Plenty of twenty Saint Patti's Day
Speaker 8: Filling the pun. Question is I had one too many
Speaker 8: green bees? Now I'm suffering from blank vision.
Speaker 2: Oh, instead of beer goggles leprechaun vision green beers.
Speaker 3: No, they just have to be like ironic and funny.
Speaker 1: Yes, spotty vision. What's the beer? What's the beers? Guinness vision? God,
Speaker 1: that's bad. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 8: Guns vision. That's incorrect. The answer, OI had one too
Speaker 8: many green beers. Now I'm suffering from Dublin vision.
Speaker 2: Set of double I'm sorry, I was focusing on your
Speaker 2: really terrible accent.
Speaker 7: It sounds a little more stress mistaken. That was a
Speaker 7: very good accent rock.
Speaker 3: Alexis rate that pun one to.
Speaker 1: Ten negatives negative?
Speaker 7: What one?
Speaker 1: Let's go to alexis zero?
Speaker 8: Alexis your special plenty of twenty Saint Patti's Day filling.
Speaker 8: The pun question is what's.
Speaker 7: An Irish baby's favorite song? Oh, Irish Baby's favorite song?
Speaker 9: I know it.
Speaker 4: Word.
Speaker 3: I would probably go with the lullaby song, not like
Speaker 3: the modern one.
Speaker 8: Godnum styles twin rock a bye answer alexis beer, Okay,
Speaker 8: go with that rock a bye beer by Beer incorrect.
Speaker 8: Boy was looking for patty cake for Saint Patty's patty Cake.
Speaker 4: These are hard, but they're also fun beer.
Speaker 3: It's like a frat song.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they started young there they indeed do.
Speaker 8: We're over to But Jose, it's your turn, all right,
Speaker 8: I'm nervous man. Jose your special plenty of twenty Saint
Speaker 8: Patti's Day phil In The pun question is yeah, what
Speaker 8: did the leprechauns say when the video game ended?
Speaker 5: Game?
Speaker 7: What game?
Speaker 1: Clover?
Speaker 7: Clover is correct?
Speaker 3: Jose, Jose is so good at puns, Alexis, what do
Speaker 3: you rate that one?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 7: Jose, You're still in it for another round.
Speaker 3: We're on to Jeffrey.
Speaker 8: Jeff your special plenty of twenty Saint Patti's day.
Speaker 7: Fill in the pun question is.
Speaker 8: Well, there's no going back now, we've reached the blank
Speaker 8: of no return.
Speaker 3: Okay, the communists, we've reached the point of no return.
Speaker 3: We've reached the we've reached the the shamrock of no return. No,
Speaker 3: we've reached the of no return.
Speaker 7: I like.
Speaker 3: None of this works. It has got to be pointing there, Uh,
Speaker 3: final guests, you to give me of no return, Jeff when.
Speaker 8: Slee is incorrect. We're looking for the pint time of
Speaker 8: no return, a measurement of beer drinking. That means, Jose,
Speaker 8: you've won the plenty of twenty Saint Patti's.
Speaker 7: They fill in the pun edition of plenty of plenty.
Speaker 11: Of Jose wins the pun questions, so he gets the cheese,
Speaker 11: who gets shocked, and whoever it is is going to
Speaker 11: be singing ninety nine bottles of beer.
Speaker 6: I grabbed the shot collar for myself. I'm gonna say, Alexis.
Speaker 2: Because yeah, Wow, you.
Speaker 4: Just need more in your life.
Speaker 1: I think I don't think so. I can't believe we
Speaker 1: printed out the lyrics to this song.
Speaker 3: But This is like the rock a Bye beer song
Speaker 3: that you always wanted.
Speaker 2: All right, ready, ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Speaker 2: nine nine bottles of beer, Take her down?
Speaker 1: Passages, ninety eight bottles of beer.
Speaker 3: Did you have to look at the lyrics for the nag?
Speaker 3: That's your shock collar question? Another day, Patty's day, Brook.
Speaker 5: And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And Alexis, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna show you a picture. All you have to do
Speaker 3: is tell me what it is and don't help her
Speaker 3: if you see the photo. Okay, look at this photo.
Speaker 1: What is that a cucumber?
Speaker 3: Oh, it is not a cucumber.
Speaker 1: What zucchini?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 7: I'm kidding. You really got that wrong.
Speaker 1: Maybe it looks like literally they don't.
Speaker 3: It makes sense broke, because a new study out of
Speaker 3: France just asked young people ages fifteen to twenty four
Speaker 3: to look at a photo simply tell them what that was.
Speaker 3: One out of five young people could not identify a zucchini.
Speaker 3: The why eighteen percent were like Alexis and said cucumber.
Speaker 4: It's then that you have to look for the big novice.
Speaker 2: No, not only that, it's totally it's so dark green,
Speaker 2: there's no lines on it.
Speaker 1: No, guys, I'm worried. Is the end of the world
Speaker 1: and you need a forage for your own food. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna know what You're gonna die. I'm going for
Speaker 1: a zucchini.
Speaker 3: Two percent of people in the survey said aubergine, oh,
Speaker 3: which is how fancy Europeans say eggplants are.
Speaker 1: I know those are purple, right.
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 3: Sometimes. But even though young people suck at identifying vegetables,
Speaker 3: people over twenty four didn't really do a whole lot better.
Speaker 3: Oh really, Ten percent of old people also confused the
Speaker 3: zucchini with a cucumber.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's because they didn't have their glasses on.
Speaker 3: And eleven percent didn't even know what a zucchini was. What,
Speaker 3: I never heard of it before?
Speaker 7: So why are we eating?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: Why does all this matter? Because the French government thinks
Speaker 3: it's a direct reflection of how bad modern food education is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I don't think they're wrong.
Speaker 3: They consider it a major public health issue if people
Speaker 3: can't even identify different vegetables, and they also say it's
Speaker 3: part of the reason fifty nine percent of young French
Speaker 3: people eat fast food at least once a month.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they should come over here and look at
Speaker 2: our numbers in America.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's an extreme diet. Yeah, over there, it's a
Speaker 3: health crisis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you on a fast is that why?
Speaker 3: So you know we got a lot to work on
Speaker 3: over here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we knew to the zucchini.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's honor it with a brand new Laser Stories
Speaker 3: right after this. It's the radio segment that was almost
Speaker 3: a billionaire. Wow he was back in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 3: He actually invented Google, but he only did it with
Speaker 3: one Oh, so it was Google. Nobody even knew what
Speaker 3: that meant, so Google Goggle would be two gens, so
Speaker 3: ended up with nothing. See even cause confusion today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we all know with Google.
Speaker 3: It's Laser Stories, a segment where we read weird news
Speaker 3: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 3: we've got a laser. There's other googie nubies, just dumb.
Speaker 3: This first Laser Stories Out of Michigan. Police responded to
Speaker 3: a burglary alarm the other day when forty two year
Speaker 3: olds Cody Bellamy tried to break into a former prison.
Speaker 3: Yes you heard that correctly, not out He attempted to
Speaker 3: break into a non operational prison.
Speaker 1: Wait, there's nobody there.
Speaker 2: I felt like maybe he was looking for a buddy
Speaker 2: or a former lover, and that was.
Speaker 3: A closed down prison. So police showed up and found
Speaker 3: out what the deal was. Turns out Cody was actually
Speaker 3: going to be incarcerated the next day, so he thought
Speaker 3: he'd get his sentence started early by checking in a
Speaker 3: day before.
Speaker 2: I overachiever that Cody always been smart.
Speaker 3: And that's when officers told him that's not how it works,
Speaker 3: and he was at the wrong prison anyway. The one
Speaker 3: that he broke into was the Standish Correctional Facility, which
Speaker 3: closed way back in two thousand and nine.
Speaker 4: To not tell, he's like, this was easy to get into.
Speaker 3: They also found that he'd driven a twenty fifteen Lexus
Speaker 3: to the prison, and when the police looked inside, they
Speaker 3: found stolen jewelry, cash, burglary tools, and an unregistered firearm.
Speaker 7: Hey, nobody got to.
Speaker 2: Nay, Like, you're going to jail anyway, you know, you
Speaker 2: might as well get a couple of.
Speaker 7: Things in well.
Speaker 3: When officers asked what was the plan with all that,
Speaker 3: he said he was going to park his car in
Speaker 3: the prison parking lot for three years and then drive
Speaker 3: off with all of his stuff when he got out.
Speaker 3: Stupid question, cops.
Speaker 2: Obviously the typical parking policy in a prison, I.
Speaker 3: Would assume, So yeah, just lock her door so nobody
Speaker 3: breaks in. Cody was then arrested and hit with four
Speaker 3: new charges, including breaking and entering and possession of burglary tools.
Speaker 4: They take him to his next sentence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, public transit.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: This next laser stories out of Illinois, a mom woke
Speaker 3: up in the middle of the night because her baby
Speaker 3: was crying, so after soothing the child, she tucked him
Speaker 3: back into bed. Yeah, let's go to your next laser story.
Speaker 3: There's more to him. The thing is, she had trouble
Speaker 3: falling back asleep to pass the time. She opened the
Speaker 3: lottery app on her phone and it showed that she
Speaker 3: just won one point four million dollars.
Speaker 1: No matter what, she just woke up the whole house.
Speaker 3: Then the baby did wake up because of all the
Speaker 3: joy is screaming and yellows.
Speaker 4: Wake up baby, celebrate with mom.
Speaker 3: Now. The unnamed mom matched all five numbers in the
Speaker 3: Lucky Day lotto, using all three of her children's birthdays
Speaker 3: as lottery numbers.
Speaker 4: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: The winning numbers were six, eight, sixteen, seventeen, and twenty.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's almost going to be able to
Speaker 2: recoup the cost of raising them.
Speaker 3: After choosing to remain anonymous. Lucky Mom was written in
Speaker 3: all caps in this section for the winner's name.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When she went to lottery headquarters the next day to collect,
Speaker 3: she was quoted as saying she thinks that winning this
Speaker 3: much is quote absolutely whack a dudle.
Speaker 2: What out?
Speaker 1: That's like, that's a cool mom, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3: She added that she plays the Lucky Day Lotto here
Speaker 3: and there and always uses her kids birthdays as her
Speaker 3: lucky nuts.
Speaker 6: You guys, the other day, I scan my scratch ticket
Speaker 6: and it was like air roar, go see attendant, And
Speaker 6: I was like, I won and it was literally just
Speaker 6: a broken bark.
Speaker 3: Was like, what, let's go to your next lazer story
Speaker 3: out of in the air up there.
Speaker 1: I hope it's up there.
Speaker 3: When you think of first class, the last airline that
Speaker 3: comes to mind is Frontier Airlines. Yeah, first class no
Speaker 3: offense to Frontier, but they're trying to change that with
Speaker 3: their newest perk. What and while you still won't be
Speaker 3: able to get business class or even a free bag
Speaker 3: of peanuts during the flight. They are going to give
Speaker 3: you the option that other airlines are not.
Speaker 6: Offering plane not that five minutes.
Speaker 1: I actually feel like Frontier would be cool with that.
Speaker 3: Here's what they're doing from now on. When you fly Frontier,
Speaker 3: whether you sit on an aisle or on the window,
Speaker 3: you're able to buy the middle seat to.
Speaker 7: That's so cool.
Speaker 3: It's all part of their new upfront plus seats. And
Speaker 3: if you're sitting in the first two rows, you'll be
Speaker 3: able to throw down an extra forty nine bucks to
Speaker 3: ensure nobody sits in the middle seat next to you.
Speaker 1: When they cancel my flight the day of, I'm losing
Speaker 1: double the money. Now, yeah, that is how it works.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but this will all today good for like plus
Speaker 6: size people too.
Speaker 2: So when you sit down, do you have to let
Speaker 2: the other person know like, hey, I paid for this,
Speaker 2: Like that's an awkward there's.
Speaker 4: A sign that's like this is not your seat.
Speaker 3: I think you should fight to the death over the Okay,
Speaker 3: that's the Frontier way.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 3: The CEO says. They realize many consumers strongly prefer a
Speaker 3: seating option that offers extra space when flying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the it's the leaning back in the leg
Speaker 4: room is what I want.
Speaker 3: This gives you the option of extra leg room and
Speaker 3: exclusive use of that armrest. Right now, it's just a program,
Speaker 3: meaning they're just trying it out. The upfront plus seating
Speaker 3: will be available on flights from April tenth through April thirtieth,
Speaker 3: and if it's successful, they might make it a permanent
Speaker 3: upgrade option.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, now you can tell people you're flying first
Speaker 6: class and the airline.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's next. As the stories out of hospitality one
Speaker 3: oh one has a waiter or waitress ever drawn a
Speaker 3: smiley face on your receipt? Yes, like they think we're
Speaker 3: so dumb. The fake cheer will make us tip more.
Speaker 7: I love it.
Speaker 1: It works for me.
Speaker 7: It's nice of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, oh.
Speaker 5: They like me.
Speaker 3: It turns out they might actually be right. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: a new study in the Journal of Hospitality Management found
Speaker 3: people actually do tip more if they see a smiley
Speaker 3: face on their receipt.
Speaker 2: Humans are so simple, we all want joy, okay connections.
Speaker 3: So they printed different tip suggestions on people's receipts. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like fifteen, twenty or twenty five percent, and then each
Speaker 3: one had a different emoji right next to it, So
Speaker 3: they basically wanted to see if the emojis would shame
Speaker 3: people into tipping more.
Speaker 1: Oh that's kind of messed up. I thought you meant
Speaker 1: like the server was writing it.
Speaker 3: Well, this was the study. Yeah, okay, okay, So the
Speaker 3: lowest percentage had a neutral face, the rest had smiley faces,
Speaker 3: where the smile got bigger and bigger as the tip
Speaker 3: percentage went up.
Speaker 1: The highest tip looked like it was just on drugs.
Speaker 3: Well, the result was an eleven percent overall increase in tips.
Speaker 3: They also tried it with delivery orders and saw a
Speaker 3: ten percent bump, and takeout orders saw the biggest boost
Speaker 3: thirty three percent bigger tips.
Speaker 6: It's that human connection, Like you don't ever see the
Speaker 6: to go person, but if they actually were like have
Speaker 6: a nice day, smiley face, I'd be like, well, what
Speaker 6: a great person.
Speaker 2: Or if the smiley face was even next to the
Speaker 2: tip suggestion and it just said, oh they will smile
Speaker 2: if I give them that mile.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your probably were.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so if you want to get a bigger tip,
Speaker 3: you know what to do or who to see for it,
Speaker 3: because this guy has a reputation for his big tip
Speaker 3: I mean tipping style, big tipping style.
Speaker 2: Got it, negative emoji face.
Speaker 3: Look at the smile on his face. He's a happy
Speaker 3: little guy. And that's how it means. Laser Stories has
Speaker 3: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
Speaker 3: same time on Monday.
Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: What happens when you combine the Titanic with the Hindenburg
Speaker 3: along with the Chernobyl nuclear meltdown?
Speaker 4: Oh a bunch of words. I didn't realize I was
Speaker 4: mis pronounced.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you miss them all together, this is depressing.
Speaker 3: And you're gonna end up with something almost as disastrous
Speaker 3: as our new segment called Riffing Around.
Speaker 1: I want to go too soon on those analogies.
Speaker 3: But I mean, I know from the Titanic.
Speaker 1: You know it's been over one hundred years. I get it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry for the too soon Titanic joke. But if
Speaker 3: you haven't hear Riffin Around, it's where my co hosts
Speaker 3: have to identify the names of famous songs based on
Speaker 3: the music and to call our past performances a complete abomination.
Speaker 3: That would be a generous way.
Speaker 1: To put it.
Speaker 3: A skid mark on the tattered underpants of radio. Still
Speaker 3: too kind for what we've done in the past. But
Speaker 3: will my co hosts finally do better this time?
Speaker 4: Probably not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's pray when we do a brand new riffing
Speaker 3: around coming up right after this. You combine a popular
Speaker 3: Irish holiday with a room of inebriated idiots and sprinkle
Speaker 3: in a touch of music trivia. You get riffing Around
Speaker 3: where I play the instrumental of a famous song you've
Speaker 3: definitely heard before, and my co host, who technically work
Speaker 3: in the music industry, just have to name that song.
Speaker 3: And of course, because Saint Patrick's Day, every tune you
Speaker 3: hear will have something to do with the Irish holidays.
Speaker 3: So think, how many songs do I know that have
Speaker 3: challe somewhere in the title? Because I may play two
Speaker 3: or three of them? Oh boy, could it be Blarney Stone.
Speaker 3: Blarney Stone, the actual rock in Ireland. You we're gonna
Speaker 3: find out how much you guys know about Irish music trivia.
Speaker 3: Start the game off with Alexis, name this Saint Patrick's
Speaker 3: Day themed tune?
Speaker 6: Oh oh, what is only person in the.
Speaker 3: World who wouldn't know this song? Come on, now, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna subtract points.
Speaker 7: If you don't get it, give it to me.
Speaker 1: I'm ready, oh.
Speaker 7: Waiting, Kanye.
Speaker 3: One point for Alexis. Next up is Brooke Brook. You'll
Speaker 3: win twenty bowls of soggy lucky Charms if you can
Speaker 3: name this.
Speaker 1: Song broken Dreams.
Speaker 3: Broken Dreams is correct?
Speaker 12: And how does it have to do Sat Patrick's dream
Speaker 12: across this Green Day?
Speaker 1: It's okay, this is.
Speaker 3: You didn't understand the reference. I'm still gonna give you
Speaker 3: the point there, Brooke, but be better next time. Time
Speaker 3: to put on your shamrock thinking cap and name this song.
Speaker 4: Oh for four carrot?
Speaker 3: Is that your answer?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Forty one?
Speaker 6: Wait, hold on now, I'm overthinking it.
Speaker 4: Twenty four k twenty four.
Speaker 1: Karen Alexis, twenty four Caro Magic, twenty four kr Magic and.
Speaker 3: How does that relate to Saint Patrick's Dae Alexis.
Speaker 1: Magic and gold and a double quiz.
Speaker 4: Round run.
Speaker 3: Alexis is surprisingly in the league with two correct has
Speaker 3: one Jose zero Alexis. We're back to you. There's a
Speaker 3: one percent chance the name Clover is in this next song?
Speaker 13: What is it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Can't give you a song?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm not gonna give.
Speaker 2: You Forever Lucky Lady by Daft that one.
Speaker 3: This song is on your Irish bedroom playlist?
Speaker 5: Can you name it?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Predrick, come does give me such a slush?
Speaker 3: Ever uses the bedroom playlist?
Speaker 14: That's why you got me five seconds?
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 8: Guess hi.
Speaker 2: I think that it's pass Jose.
Speaker 3: Can you steal.
Speaker 4: I don't know if.
Speaker 2: I can't, Jeff, it sounds like an eighties keyboard dough
Speaker 2: close less.
Speaker 15: Can you steal it?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 3: All right, forget it. It's hold me closer, tiny dancer
Speaker 3: because Leprechans are little tiny dancers and Brittany Jose twenty
Speaker 3: tiny green men will come and tickle your feet if
Speaker 3: you can correctly name this tune.
Speaker 4: Oh kiss me.
Speaker 3: My sixpence none the richer.
Speaker 4: You kiss the Blarney stone.
Speaker 3: Well you also it's kissed me. I'm Irish too.
Speaker 4: I thought it was binge me. Oh kiss me.
Speaker 1: Sixpence an Irish band. They're from somewhere over there.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm focused more on the kissing.
Speaker 3: One point four, still in the lead with Joy correct
Speaker 3: onto the third and final round now of Saint Patrick's
Speaker 3: Day Music Trivia. Did you know the name con Man,
Speaker 3: by the way actually came from leprechaun.
Speaker 5: People.
Speaker 7: But that's not true.
Speaker 3: But the song is the truth.
Speaker 2: Can you name it somewhere with rainbow?
Speaker 5: Did you to get that one?
Speaker 3: Sire over the Rainbow by Israel Melic Rainbows? Of course,
Speaker 3: the pot of gold Leprechauns hide him, Brooke fun facts.
Speaker 3: Leprechauns worked as cobblers, and I could find no songs
Speaker 3: about cobblers.
Speaker 7: So name that instand It's for you.
Speaker 1: Oh, I had the time of my life, Time of
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 3: I need the actor from the movie Patrick swayzey. Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm just looking for Saint Patrick.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna give it to you anyway.
Speaker 3: Wow, you get three points on that run. Yes, tie
Speaker 3: it up with Alexis. Alexis, if you give me attitude,
Speaker 3: I think of that. Don't tep me, Jose. This is
Speaker 3: your chance to tie it up with the rest of the
Speaker 3: thing for triple the points. Know this Saint Patrick's athene song.
Speaker 12: Oh oh yeah, running up that hill, running up down
Speaker 12: Patrick Redhead, you chase the leprechauns and you run.
Speaker 3: Okay points for Brooks questioning Mejsean and Alexis are now
Speaker 3: tied to the lead.
Speaker 5: Weird.
Speaker 3: Don't question the host of the show Tie put her around.
Speaker 3: First person to name this Saint Patrick's Day theme song
Speaker 3: is going to take it home.
Speaker 4: Let's hear it.
Speaker 3: Coo shocking victory elects the Saint of Useless music Trivia Knowledge.
Speaker 4: Extra poster being drunk that was ripping around.
Speaker 3: Saint Patty's Day edition. Your phone tap is coming up.
Speaker 5: Right after this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: This is a new one for us. I like that
Speaker 3: because we call a woman who works as a marketing
Speaker 3: rep for all sorts of companies that set up public displays,
Speaker 3: and apparently she's been really stressed about a soft drink
Speaker 3: campaign and the beverage people wanted in all the grocery
Speaker 3: stores with a certain design.
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about now, like public displaces
Speaker 1: of affection.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's like here's an Eiffel tower of six packs.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So she's in charge of this, and if anything
Speaker 3: goes wrong, she's going to be held response. That's why
Speaker 3: maybe we'll throw like a tiny little wrench into it,
Speaker 3: just a really small, like one of those like Ikea
Speaker 3: sized wrenches.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not memorable if you go smoothly.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna do it in your phone. Tap right now.
Speaker 3: Another on the twenties.
Speaker 10: Hello, this is Hannah.
Speaker 3: Hi, Hello, Hello, Hello?
Speaker 16: Is this the Is this the soft drink marketing rep?
Speaker 17: Yes? Yes, I'm one of them. Who's this?
Speaker 18: Hi?
Speaker 19: I'm doing the displays in the in the grocery stores.
Speaker 19: I name, my name's Bob, Bob Frapples.
Speaker 10: Okay, Hi, Bob, how can I help you?
Speaker 19: I'm really sorry to bother you I got. I got
Speaker 19: transferred over after talking to a whole bunch of people.
Speaker 17: Bob, can you please speak up?
Speaker 10: You're really really talking quietly right now?
Speaker 16: Oh that was me speaking up.
Speaker 19: But okay, according according to my chart that I'm holding it,
Speaker 19: I'm supposed to be finishing a display on the my
Speaker 19: fortieth store.
Speaker 18: Yeah, okay, okay, that sounds about right. How many have
Speaker 18: you done so far?
Speaker 16: I'm I'm still at the first store.
Speaker 3: What you're joking?
Speaker 17: No, you haven't finished one yet.
Speaker 19: In my defense, the design I got for this display
Speaker 19: is like a really challenging.
Speaker 3: Challenging Yeah, how it's a triangle shape.
Speaker 17: Just stack them in a triangle.
Speaker 16: Yeah I get that.
Speaker 10: Okay, then just do it?
Speaker 16: But which one? Like I saw sles?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it's just a regular triangle, Bob.
Speaker 10: Okay, remember in kindergarten, the ones with the point at
Speaker 10: the top.
Speaker 16: The point is at the top, you said.
Speaker 5: What were you thinking?
Speaker 19: You weren't thinking, Oh my god, I was doing a
Speaker 19: triangle but upside down?
Speaker 16: What Yeah, it would have looked cool.
Speaker 6: Okay, you're three days behind. If the client finds out,
Speaker 6: they could cancel the account.
Speaker 1: Do you understand how serious is it?
Speaker 16: You sound mad?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm a solution driven person.
Speaker 10: Fucking don't call me back until they're all finished.
Speaker 2: Go do it?
Speaker 17: Go make the triangles. Do you understand just.
Speaker 16: The right triangle?
Speaker 10: Or do you understand it's a triangle?
Speaker 2: Do you understand?
Speaker 16: I think so?
Speaker 5: Go?
Speaker 10: Okay, yes, Hello.
Speaker 16: Hi, it's Bob. Yeah, remember sodas Bob?
Speaker 2: I remember you?
Speaker 16: Okay, Well I.
Speaker 5: Told you not to call me until it's done.
Speaker 16: So it's done.
Speaker 1: What great?
Speaker 7: Move on, get to the next door.
Speaker 3: You are very behind, right, That's why.
Speaker 19: I need some like people, extra people, Bob. Could you
Speaker 19: send big, strong people.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 19: Apparently I'm at the wrong location. These people don't know
Speaker 19: who I am.
Speaker 10: You're at the wrong store.
Speaker 18: You're is that what you're telling me?
Speaker 10: You're at the wrong store right now.
Speaker 16: I guess I got my directions mixed up.
Speaker 5: How is that possible?
Speaker 18: Are you an idiot?
Speaker 19: I was distracted. I was I was googling triangle shape,
Speaker 19: Oh my, trying to do my job, and.
Speaker 10: You didn't notice that you're setting up soda can us
Speaker 10: in the wrong place.
Speaker 8: It didn't even cross your mind.
Speaker 18: Nobody looked at you weirdly, like you didn't notice.
Speaker 3: No, you're at the wrong store.
Speaker 19: No one looked at me, funny because I was adding
Speaker 19: to the store, not like stealing.
Speaker 10: I just I don't know what to do with you
Speaker 10: right now.
Speaker 19: If you could just send like eight people down to
Speaker 19: help me lift up the triangle.
Speaker 10: This is literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
Speaker 19: Well, okay, if you're thinking about the combined weight of
Speaker 19: the cans, I've already thought of that, And no, I
Speaker 19: think if I drank half of these it's going to
Speaker 19: help us in the transportation.
Speaker 10: I am not thinking about the weight of the cans.
Speaker 10: I am thinking about the fact that you are ruining
Speaker 10: this job.
Speaker 2: Just leep.
Speaker 18: You know what, Leap, You're never going to work with
Speaker 18: us again.
Speaker 10: My coworker Jain is going to handle everything going forward.
Speaker 19: Go get out she already did she set you up
Speaker 19: for this prank phone call?
Speaker 16: So she's pretty what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she said, what are you kidding?
Speaker 10: Is this joke?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a joke.
Speaker 4: This is Oz from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 18: Oh thank god.
Speaker 4: Jed said, you've been stressed out about this new soda campaign.
Speaker 6: You guys are doing one to have some fun.
Speaker 18: It's so stressed.
Speaker 10: Apparently in a meeting you.
Speaker 6: Said no one can mess up a triangle or something,
Speaker 6: and she just took that and ran with it.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, I can't believe it.
Speaker 2: They got this.
Speaker 16: Okay. Now, if I.
Speaker 19: Could make a suggestion about maybe like a sideways try.
Speaker 10: I can't handle it.
Speaker 5: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 5: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I think we can all agree it's okay to share
Speaker 3: an appetizer on a first date.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, that sounds great, unless.
Speaker 3: You're on a date with Brooke and reach for that
Speaker 3: last deep fried sardine ball. Oh no, getting stabbed with
Speaker 3: a fork right there.
Speaker 4: I've been letting that one rock.
Speaker 1: To the that's right. One gentleman would take that from me.
Speaker 3: You're right, Brook, no one, but today we heard about
Speaker 3: two people splitting an appetizer, and the mental image of
Speaker 3: what they did to a not Sorella stick is gonna
Speaker 3: be playing in my nightmares forever. Even Brook was like, nope,
Speaker 3: you lost me. You're gonna hear it in your brand
Speaker 3: new second date update right after this second date update, Brook,
Speaker 3: When it comes to mice, how big of a fan
Speaker 3: are you? You love them? Are you kind of man?
Speaker 3: Not so much? Put down the road and poison?
Speaker 2: It depends on where they're living, Like, am I inviting
Speaker 2: them into my home? Or they're there as uninvited casts?
Speaker 3: I don't okay, we don't need like a big scenario
Speaker 3: for this. It's just like a do you like mice
Speaker 3: or no?
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. I've never thought
Speaker 1: about my feelings on mice.
Speaker 3: Wow, you heard it here? Brook not a huge fan
Speaker 3: of Mickey and Minnie Mouse, which you didn't. Honestly not
Speaker 3: surprised because Brook has gone on record saying small World
Speaker 3: isn't small enough in her opinion, and she even tried
Speaker 3: to purchase Cinderella's Castle once to use it as a
Speaker 3: headquarters for her sweatshop.
Speaker 1: Operations. The kids would be happy working there.
Speaker 3: Luckily that sale didn't go through. But everybody is as
Speaker 3: anti Disney as our own brook Fox. I love Disney
Speaker 3: like she'll say whatever to get the sale of that castle.
Speaker 5: To go through.
Speaker 3: Some people are truly fans, though, Like our listener on
Speaker 3: the phone who's asking us for help with a second
Speaker 3: date update. His name is Evan Evan. Welcome to the show,
Speaker 3: Prince evn.
Speaker 13: Hi, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Okay, Evan, are you a Disney adult? Is that what
Speaker 1: you consider yourself?
Speaker 13: I'm a Disney fan. Yes, I'm a Disney adult.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you know you have to be a super
Speaker 2: fan to consider yourself that.
Speaker 3: So how did that come into play on your date?
Speaker 13: Well? I mean I saw her file. Is her at Disneyland?
Speaker 13: So like that was great?
Speaker 3: Okay? And who is she? What's her name?
Speaker 13: Her name is Naya Nadia?
Speaker 1: Okakay, So that's what you connected over on the dating app.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I commented on it. I said a fellow Disney
Speaker 13: fan like, call me Olf, because you're worth melting for.
Speaker 4: It's so dumb.
Speaker 1: It works for Disney at all. The one time I
Speaker 1: will approve of that.
Speaker 3: Ever, Alexa seems like she would totally be turned off
Speaker 3: by it, but since.
Speaker 1: It does too, I think.
Speaker 3: Okay, you got the approval from the room on that.
Speaker 3: What did Nadia think about your pickup line?
Speaker 13: Well, she sent me like like twenty ha haas and
Speaker 13: a smiley face.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's cute.
Speaker 1: So already you guys are getting off on the right start.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's so much to talk about with
Speaker 2: Disney and someone.
Speaker 13: Like as we were talking, I guess I made myself
Speaker 13: vulnerable and I told her like, I actually own more
Speaker 13: than two dozen different types of nickey ears.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a big deal too.
Speaker 3: Wow, we lost you now again for them?
Speaker 2: It works okay, all right, it's super.
Speaker 3: Courteous to you. So you actually told Naughty that?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I told her I owned all these ears and
Speaker 13: she said that she owns a big collection too.
Speaker 6: Gauging each other's fan hood and it's working out great,
Speaker 6: and it's such a good segue into I want to
Speaker 6: see your collection in fite me over?
Speaker 3: Is that what happened?
Speaker 13: We agreed that we were going to wear the ones
Speaker 13: we love and then we're going to trade them on
Speaker 13: our first date.
Speaker 1: So which ones did you bring for her?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 13: There's like a Lilo and Stitch one. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 13: was wearing those. She had Captain America Mickey ears.
Speaker 3: Oh and you didn't feel weird being the only two
Speaker 3: grown ups in this nice restaurant wearing Mickey ears. I'm
Speaker 3: one that thinks that's a little odd. Everyone's like, oh wow, magic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't even the top for me. It's the strap
Speaker 1: that gives your neck the weird double chin straps. Those
Speaker 1: are their children ones?
Speaker 7: Are you only.
Speaker 3: Sorry about that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Let's go back to your grown up Disney days. So
Speaker 3: how did it go? You guys exchanged years and what
Speaker 3: else happened?
Speaker 13: It went really well, And we were just talking about
Speaker 13: stuff we like, like the theme parts and our favorite films.
Speaker 13: And I asked, like, if you could be a Disney character,
Speaker 13: what would you be? And she said Sleeping Beauty because
Speaker 13: because she likes to take.
Speaker 1: Nam because she wants to take naps.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean it's good to talk about like all
Speaker 3: this Disney stuff. Did you guys actually connect on anything
Speaker 3: besides Disney though?
Speaker 18: Oh?
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah no. We talked about real life stuff too,
Speaker 13: like our jobs and hobbies and things. But we're both
Speaker 13: like really into Disney, Like we're into.
Speaker 1: It so, I mean it's part of their personality. Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: like these things because who you are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean some relationships are built on trust and things.
Speaker 3: Others are built on Disney headbands.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 3: You're on board.
Speaker 1: Down, you're on board.
Speaker 16: I'm with you.
Speaker 13: You can have both, I mean a balance.
Speaker 3: I think it's one or the other. But that's okay.
Speaker 3: You want to try to have both them.
Speaker 2: Fine that it felt like for her, like she hit
Speaker 2: the lottery. I can't imagine too many Disney men are
Speaker 2: available right now on the dating app.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, if that's the case, and you guys were
Speaker 3: bonding so much over this, why wouldn't she be calling
Speaker 3: you back?
Speaker 13: I don't know. I mean it came up that neither
Speaker 13: of us had actually done like a Lady of the
Speaker 13: Trump kiss.
Speaker 1: Oh that even came up.
Speaker 3: I forget you did that.
Speaker 13: We did it. We just use like you did it
Speaker 13: with what I'm like a Montreal stick.
Speaker 3: Was it good for you?
Speaker 13: I mean it wasn't like a real kiss. We just
Speaker 13: kind of like faked it for a little bit. But
Speaker 13: just hold it up.
Speaker 3: The whole point is to kiss each other. From it. Now,
Speaker 3: you're just two weirdos splitting a mazzarella stick in a
Speaker 3: weird way.
Speaker 1: I so wish I was in that restaurant?
Speaker 3: Are you Are you banned from that place forever?
Speaker 13: Can we just assume that, I mean, we're not banned,
Speaker 13: But like after that, she's been tough to reach.
Speaker 16: It's gonna be one.
Speaker 6: Of those hardcore things where it's like, oh, Moleficent was
Speaker 6: his favorite evil characters all I'll never go.
Speaker 1: Or maybe she's stuck on a ride it Disney, he died,
Speaker 1: she's tracked inside small World.
Speaker 3: Whatever it is. We're gonna try and figure out that
Speaker 3: reason when we come back to your second Date update
Speaker 3: and attempt to make this the happiest place in the
Speaker 3: entire world right here in this studio. We're gonna do
Speaker 3: it right after this.
Speaker 7: Update.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to your second Date updates, Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: In the morning, We've got some Disney music playing, not
Speaker 3: only because it rocks super hell, Jeff, but because our listener, Evan,
Speaker 3: who is a self described Disney fan, had a date
Speaker 3: with a fellow mouse maniac named Nadia, and they even
Speaker 3: traded mickey ears during their dinner date. Lady in the
Speaker 3: Tramp to Fried Cheese stick at the end, their lips
Speaker 3: did not touch though. No, and maybe that's one of
Speaker 3: the problems. Not enough Pg. Thirteen Action on this g
Speaker 3: rated Disney date.
Speaker 7: I could see that, but we're gonna find.
Speaker 3: Out once and for all. Brooke, what are your thoughts
Speaker 3: before we call Nadia?
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 2: Man, you know, I just really hope that it works
Speaker 2: out for you. I mean, every Disney person deserves their
Speaker 2: happy ending.
Speaker 3: Jeff, Yeah, what do you think about that? Evan?
Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, I hope I get to go on
Speaker 13: another date. I really hope it happened.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, Brook was hoping for a happy ending, not
Speaker 3: necessarily a date.
Speaker 1: So I met happily ever after, maybe I should have.
Speaker 3: Worked Yeah that words, but yeah for either one, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: ok So let's just call Nadia. Maybe she's down for
Speaker 3: a happy ending too. You're the one who brought it up, Brook,
Speaker 3: I'm just using your words, and I'm apologizing, all right,
Speaker 3: I won't use those when we talked her. Let's just
Speaker 3: dial our number.
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with Nadia.
Speaker 10: Yeah, this is her.
Speaker 3: Hey, Nadia, I hope your day is going well. You're
Speaker 3: on the radio right now with Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 1: Hey, Nadia, welcome to the show.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, Hi, what is this about.
Speaker 3: This is actually a segment all about you and your
Speaker 3: dating life because it's called second Date Update, and we're
Speaker 3: trying to get you back in touch with someone you've
Speaker 3: already went on one date with before, named Evan.
Speaker 10: Oh uh okay, all right, hesitation there.
Speaker 4: Do you remember.
Speaker 10: Yeah? Yeah, of course I remember him.
Speaker 1: She has his ears. You guys switched ears at the date.
Speaker 3: We even heard, Yeah, we've heard a little bit about
Speaker 3: about your date from him, and we heard you guys
Speaker 3: have so much in common with your love of Disney,
Speaker 3: and I'm sure there was more. I heard a lot
Speaker 3: about Disney.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know. I'm I'm really torn about saying.
Speaker 10: I feel really bad. I haven't gotten back to him.
Speaker 10: I wanted to text him, but I'm.
Speaker 3: Not sure I were you not sure about?
Speaker 10: Well, there's another guy I've been talking to and he's
Speaker 10: also a big Disney fan.
Speaker 1: What you found too? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I know. Wait, have you been on a date with
Speaker 3: the other Disney guy too, or have you just been
Speaker 3: talking to him?
Speaker 10: We just went out last night for the first time.
Speaker 2: Some options he's not as good as Evan though, I
Speaker 2: mean Evan's great.
Speaker 3: Oh we don't know that, Brook, Maybe we should get
Speaker 3: this other guy on the phone. Yeah, listeners, I thought
Speaker 3: we're just trying to figure out who the biggest Disney
Speaker 3: fan is and whoever is heart?
Speaker 1: Did you do a mouse ear swap with the other
Speaker 1: guy too, No, we didn't.
Speaker 10: It was different than my date with Evan.
Speaker 3: What you lady in the tramp to Celery stick instead
Speaker 3: of a Mazzrella sick?
Speaker 10: Oh my god?
Speaker 17: He told you that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he told us like a lot about the date
Speaker 3: because he had such a good time with you.
Speaker 4: What was it like with this other guy? What'd you
Speaker 4: guys do?
Speaker 13: Well?
Speaker 10: We we also went out to dinner, so it wasn't
Speaker 10: crazy different, But like he's different. He's super into Aladdin
Speaker 10: and actually kind of looks like him.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okadd is a good look. Well, who would
Speaker 3: Evan look like on like the Disney Spectrum if you
Speaker 3: had to compare?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 10: He's tall, he has really big feet, so I guess goofy.
Speaker 3: Okay, not the teeth though, we've got Aladdin versus goofy. Here,
Speaker 3: we're not doing any favorite. What else about this other
Speaker 3: guy made.
Speaker 10: You like him, and he was like, Okay, I don't
Speaker 10: know if Evan told you about this part, but we
Speaker 10: disagreed on our favorite dwarf from snow White. I said, Dopey,
Speaker 10: he's my favorite, and like snow White is my thing. Okay,
Speaker 10: but he likes Doc, Like whose favorite is Doc? Okay?
Speaker 1: Wait, that was like a red flag for you that
Speaker 1: he liked the wrong dwarf.
Speaker 7: I kids see that.
Speaker 10: I mean, I feel like it tells you a lot
Speaker 10: about someone's personality.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, wouldn't it just mean that he has big
Speaker 2: aspirations and he likes to follow rules.
Speaker 5: You like Doc?
Speaker 1: No, I like Sleepy?
Speaker 9: Wait?
Speaker 1: Who who did the other guy like?
Speaker 10: He agreed with me on Doby?
Speaker 1: He agreed with you to agree with you?
Speaker 3: Honest. You know who doesn't just play by the rules
Speaker 3: is Evan who's actually on the other line listening to
Speaker 3: this conversation here. Yeah, his dwarf name is Sneaky. Sneaky
Speaker 3: talk to her?
Speaker 13: Who is who is this a Laddin guy? Am I?
Speaker 1: She can hear you say?
Speaker 13: Hi, Hi, there's another guy and he likes Dopey.
Speaker 10: Nobody want to.
Speaker 1: Do is pretty lovable?
Speaker 2: I love Dope.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got no personality.
Speaker 1: Is this an argument?
Speaker 3: Sorry, this isn't between me. I'm not going to step in.
Speaker 3: You go ahead and defend your stance. You like Doc Evan,
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 13: Dope for like a little bit, Like he's good for
Speaker 13: a night, but Doc's the stable one. Without talking, you
Speaker 13: don't have each other dwarfs.
Speaker 7: What do you want?
Speaker 1: You want a one night with Dope or you want
Speaker 1: a life with Dot that is what you Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: where it is.
Speaker 10: Okay, I can't have a life with Dopey's.
Speaker 1: So fun you'd get sick of do.
Speaker 3: Can we agree to just disagree on who our favorite
Speaker 3: dwarf is? I don't think that really should define whether
Speaker 3: or not you have a relationship in the real.
Speaker 4: World right now?
Speaker 5: Is that it is?
Speaker 3: That the only issues because that's the only thing we've heard,
Speaker 3: is that you guys disagree on one dwarf.
Speaker 10: No, I mean, obviously I'm nitpicking there, because like they're
Speaker 10: both great guys. But this other guy has like a
Speaker 10: year long past disney World and goes like five or
Speaker 10: six times a year.
Speaker 7: He's got the memories.
Speaker 1: Minute, you're not going to tell me you're just using
Speaker 1: him for a pass.
Speaker 13: No, of course not.
Speaker 10: But I mean that's a pretty good selling point, Kevin.
Speaker 3: Do you have a year long pass? No?
Speaker 13: I can't. I can't make it the Disney world that often.
Speaker 13: So it sounds like you're meaning towards this guy.
Speaker 1: Don't give up for her annual pass?
Speaker 3: Now, Evan, what do you have to say to Nadia?
Speaker 3: Like you have one last chance here to change her
Speaker 3: mind and you can pick you?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 17: All right?
Speaker 13: Well, I mean what would that other guy come on
Speaker 13: the radio and would he would he? Would he do
Speaker 13: this for you?
Speaker 17: So many things to tell her, how to make her
Speaker 17: see the truth about my past? Impossible? She turned away
Speaker 17: from me.
Speaker 1: Let it happens.
Speaker 18: Are you really doing this?
Speaker 13: I mean maybe I don't know.
Speaker 10: He's holding back, he's hiding. I can't beside. Well, I
Speaker 10: can't he be the king? I know the king inside God?
Speaker 5: About that.
Speaker 18: Leaving?
Speaker 3: Okay? Do you need it?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Or did we just ended a music.
Speaker 3: Got admit that was kind of sweet? So, uh, Nadia,
Speaker 3: would you be willing to go out with Heaven one
Speaker 3: more time?
Speaker 7: And we would pay for it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Man, okay, sucking Aladdin's right, You'll take your magic carpet
Speaker 3: and fly the hell out of here.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just went from Goofy to Simba in a matter
Speaker 1: of three minutes, and I.
Speaker 3: Could not just captured everybody's heart, right.
Speaker 17: Right, I guess I did it.
Speaker 1: I knew there'd be a happy ending.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not the type that you wanted, but we'll
Speaker 3: see about that. Good luck you guys, Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: After what we just heard, it would be hard not
Speaker 3: to root for these two going forward in the relationship.
Speaker 1: Seriously, that was the cutest. I may be a sucker
Speaker 1: right now, but I loved it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the singing at the end, Yes, yes, it's definitely.
Speaker 1: A first life is so much better when it's a musical,
Speaker 1: It really is.
Speaker 4: I like how they just all found middle ground for Disney.
Speaker 3: It was like the main conversation point. But we did
Speaker 3: get a fair amount of text in at seventy eight
Speaker 3: five nine two from people asking for Aladdin's phone number. Ah,
Speaker 3: They're saying she should have gone with Prince Alee. He
Speaker 3: wasn't on the show, guys, that was some other dude
Speaker 3: that she went out with one time, and she wasn't sure.
Speaker 4: Girls like a bad boy thief who owns a monkey.
Speaker 3: I know. Can't we just be happy for Evan and Nadia,
Speaker 3: Goofy and Dopey.
Speaker 7: The two of the people are happy.
Speaker 1: They just want to jump on that Aladdin bandwagon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but make sure to listen to all of our
Speaker 3: second dates at Brooke and Jeffrey wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're happy to have you listen.
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 15: As mr videos were so big right now, you know
Speaker 15: the videos with soft sounds that gently soothe you.
Speaker 1: I am feeling soothed right though.
Speaker 16: It's going to use a mental massage.
Speaker 3: And sometimes like it's someone whispering or maybe someone crinkling of.
Speaker 1: Paper that is kind of nice.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't like it literally it's paper or
Speaker 3: someone eating pretzels.
Speaker 1: A little bit too much like that one?
Speaker 3: So dry?
Speaker 1: Did you talk after that? Are going to put butter necks?
Speaker 1: You can't get through it? Can What talking about right now?
Speaker 3: Why are you doing this relaxing?
Speaker 15: Relax Now that you're all soothed and relaxed, it's time
Speaker 15: for the opposite of ASMI some BNSW.
Speaker 16: Brand new song of the week.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna be soothed.
Speaker 16: I do it coming up.
Speaker 1: Get that dry throat out of here.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it is time for my song of the
Speaker 3: week and possibly the biggest drinking holiday of the year
Speaker 3: is almost upon us. Not Brook's birthday, No, and not
Speaker 3: her anniversary either. I'm talking about the Irish tradition of
Speaker 3: Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 10: Yay.
Speaker 3: And if you're in a city that has one, two,
Speaker 3: or multiple Irish bars, I promise you they are gonna
Speaker 3: be jam packed.
Speaker 1: It's the only time of the year that they are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, mostly full of amateurs screaming give me
Speaker 3: that green beer. Yeah, Like, we don't serve beer, We're
Speaker 3: just a traditional Irish bar and they're like green ber.
Speaker 3: I don't care. Every single friend group goes out having
Speaker 3: the absolute best intentions to party, responsibly, have a fun night,
Speaker 3: but there's always that one friend who just decides they
Speaker 3: are going hard for the day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and drinks are like, oh wait, I forgot to eat.
Speaker 3: They accidentally overdo it on the guinness and the jamisons
Speaker 3: until they're a total mess. And now suddenly you're in
Speaker 3: charge of shepherding them through the entire rest of the night.
Speaker 4: And for the Irish, do it right. The whiskey's stronger,
Speaker 4: the beer's thicker.
Speaker 1: The blondes not so much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all know who that person in our friend
Speaker 3: group is not calling out any names.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so.
Speaker 3: The whole goal now is just trying to stop them
Speaker 3: from getting into too much trouble. They're completely embarrassing themselves
Speaker 3: out in public.
Speaker 1: You're you're like begging bartenders to ex them.
Speaker 3: Yea, And that is not a fun position to be in,
Speaker 3: but it is a valiant thing to do. And I
Speaker 3: wanted to recognize all of those people and give the
Speaker 3: world a song that celebrates the unsung heroes of Saint
Speaker 3: Patrick's Day, the Green Watchers. Yeah, it sounds kind of
Speaker 3: pervy to say that, but trust me, it's a good thing.
Speaker 3: So instead of doing the Oscar nominated song from Barbie,
Speaker 3: I'm just ken. It's young Jeffrey's my drunk friend. Hopefully
Speaker 3: this prepares you for Saint Patrick's Day. I'll point when
Speaker 3: I'm ready. Points each Saint Patty's Day.
Speaker 7: It's deja vu.
Speaker 3: Only drank a few, but someone's.
Speaker 7: Lit out of the mind.
Speaker 14: Oh why are they yelling one inch from my face
Speaker 14: their beer breath I can taste saying they love me
Speaker 14: and hug me.
Speaker 3: Tie turn around, they start a fight. It's my drunk
Speaker 3: friend trying to text their X again.
Speaker 7: Why does it fall to me to save.
Speaker 11: Them from their own drunken stupidity?
Speaker 3: Nine pints in how is their phone screen cracked again?
Speaker 3: I tried telling them to drink.
Speaker 7: A glass of water.
Speaker 3: They just run from me.
Speaker 7: It's my drunk friend to.
Speaker 9: The standing like the pizza tower, slightly lead. The restroom
Speaker 9: line took way too long, so the rapt ike.
Speaker 16: Enemy uber.
Speaker 14: They're in the back, audibly heaving, are nice not over?
Speaker 14: Oh my god, guys, I locked my ID?
Speaker 3: Where's my ID? I don't Oh oh it's in my hand.
Speaker 3: Here's them cry hysterically.
Speaker 5: Slashed us.
Speaker 2: There shall lay can't out by.
Speaker 3: Seciority, this bar stupid. They won't recall that memory. Watch
Speaker 3: your step they're stairs there.
Speaker 5: They're stairs.
Speaker 3: My drunk friend on the dance floor, shammer rock shaken.
Speaker 7: Like the party as they scream, I lost my leg
Speaker 7: with dropkick Murphy's.
Speaker 9: At twelve pints in the sentences, no one understands, though,
Speaker 9: but they'll still try to flirt, not realizing that's the
Speaker 9: curse rat that they're strokeing at two Aiam.
Speaker 2: Dave pad in love.
Speaker 3: They just craved bo rito stop a lookay. They're passing
Speaker 3: out by the trash hands. That's my drunk friend gets
Speaker 3: pretty wild, crashes on like that room tiles, don't know
Speaker 3: who took the sharpie to their head, hanging with.
Speaker 5: Let's the oscars.
Speaker 3: Sounded like the drunk friend at the end there, Oh me, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought the only one that wasn't gonna be able
Speaker 2: to relate was Alexis, because.
Speaker 3: She is she's going.
Speaker 1: But these people they save me. When you wake up,
Speaker 1: you got food and water. Next year you're like, how did.
Speaker 5: I get home?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Friends, that's your song of the week.
Speaker 1: He's so good.
Speaker 3: That tell us what you thought about it.
Speaker 1: Dude, Blosso before you go out this weekend.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have the video up on all of our
Speaker 3: socials at Brook and Jeffrey, on our TikTok, Instagram and everywhere,
Speaker 3: so you can send it to one of your drunk
Speaker 3: friends or to the friend that helps you get through
Speaker 3: the night. Happy Saint Patrick's Day weekend ever, be safe.
Speaker 5: Out there brooking.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning, got a text to seventy five
Speaker 3: nine two that says, jeff that song was powerful. It
Speaker 3: was and pathetic at the same time. My child is
Speaker 3: laughing and I am weeping. Thanks for the memories. See
Speaker 3: you on the other side.
Speaker 1: I'm all the kid gets it? Yeah, why does the
Speaker 1: kid get it?
Speaker 3: Well, apparently this song has impacted more people than I thought.
Speaker 3: But if you missed it, instead of singing the Oscar
Speaker 3: nominated hit from the Bargain movie, I'm just ken, I
Speaker 3: did my own version, called my Drunk Friend in honor
Speaker 3: of Saint Patrick's Day and all those Green Guardian Angels
Speaker 3: who are watching out for those amateur drinkers and their
Speaker 3: friend group. And I'm seeing a lot of texts coming in,
Speaker 3: so many what's one.
Speaker 5: That you like?
Speaker 2: I like this one that says I have an annoying
Speaker 2: drunk friend who always begs me.
Speaker 1: To go out on Saint Patrick's Day with her.
Speaker 2: Oh no, and every time she wears the same green
Speaker 2: T shirt that says, who's your Patty?
Speaker 1: If any of you can take her off my hands
Speaker 1: this year, that'd be great.
Speaker 3: Alexis I vote you.
Speaker 10: I mean, I'll take her, But I'm not gonna promise
Speaker 10: the friend isn't gonna have to come out.
Speaker 7: If you missed it, or if.
Speaker 3: You want to hear it again, We're gonna put it
Speaker 3: up at the Brook and Jeffery YouTube page on our
Speaker 3: Facebook insta antar.
Speaker 2: TikTok, and you gotta see it because we're dressed in
Speaker 2: of course green gear.
Speaker 3: You know that's right, So happy Saint Patrick's.
Speaker 5: Dan freaking Jeffrey In the morning, Samantha is on.
Speaker 3: The phone with us. She's currently a stay at home
Speaker 3: mom with two boys, but she's hoping to start her
Speaker 3: own freeze dry business at her home.
Speaker 1: Oh are you doing that freeze dried candy and stuff
Speaker 1: like that?
Speaker 3: What do you freeze drying? Samantha?
Speaker 18: Yeah, so we started doing candy and then I've been
Speaker 18: doing meals just to make our lives easier and I
Speaker 18: would love to help other moms.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait, full blown meal.
Speaker 1: How do you like your freeze rice? Spaghetti? How do
Speaker 1: you reheat that?
Speaker 18: That's what I started with with spaghetti. We had extra
Speaker 18: as a freeze dry it. You just weigh it, see
Speaker 18: how much water is pulled out, and then when you're
Speaker 18: ready for it, you literally boil some water so you're rehydrated.
Speaker 1: It's like you're living on the space station. Yeah, but it.
Speaker 18: Tastes like something burns.
Speaker 19: Good and back.
Speaker 3: You need to work on your sales pitch a little bit, Samantha. Right,
Speaker 3: not gonna taste as good as it did before.
Speaker 1: But trust me, she's still working out her pitch.
Speaker 4: All right, Samantha, stick to the astronaut ice cream.
Speaker 3: I see really really bright things for your future. Okay,
Speaker 3: this business is gonna take off.
Speaker 4: This this is groundbreaking. Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 3: Brook is leaving the studio. You got thirty seconds answer
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible if you don't know, and
Speaker 3: you could say pass, But you have to beat Brook
Speaker 3: outright if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now. What famous desperate housewife
Speaker 3: celebrates her birthday today, turning forty nine?
Speaker 17: Pah?
Speaker 3: What is the most spoken language in the world Chinese?
Speaker 3: In the movie Step Brothers, what actor co stars with
Speaker 3: John c Riley? Oh?
Speaker 18: Oh god, I know else?
Speaker 2: Guy?
Speaker 3: Did the save icon on a computer resembles what older
Speaker 3: form of technology?
Speaker 5: What icon?
Speaker 3: The save icon?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: Say that again?
Speaker 18: A folder?
Speaker 3: All right, now, we're gonna accept that answer. As Brooke
Speaker 3: comes back into the studio and Samantha, this is not
Speaker 3: your first time playing the game. You're oh to one
Speaker 3: against her all time. Do you think you did better
Speaker 3: than the last time that you played?
Speaker 18: Definitely worse?
Speaker 1: Wait, definitely worse. That's what happens. We threw with all
Speaker 1: that freeze dried jokes.
Speaker 13: You know, thinking about my food.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we took the.
Speaker 1: Water out of our jokes. You got at it again.
Speaker 6: I mean, honestly, I cannot stop thinking about freeze driede spaghetti.
Speaker 4: Like, what does it look like? I'm very interested.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be her first customer? Now, Brook, you're up?
Speaker 3: You ready? Yeah, your time starts now. What famous desperate
Speaker 3: housewife celebrates her birthday today, turning forty nine. What's the
Speaker 3: most spoken language the world.
Speaker 1: Chinese?
Speaker 3: In the movie Step brother In the movie Step Brothers.
Speaker 3: What actor co stars with John c Riley Will Ferrell?
Speaker 3: The save icon on a computer resembles what older form
Speaker 3: of technology? What type of pants were named after an
Speaker 3: Italian island palazzo? Which country has the most natural lakes
Speaker 3: in the world?
Speaker 1: Which country? I'm gonna go, United States?
Speaker 4: Brooks rocking the palazzo today?
Speaker 3: Yes, I've never heard of that, but okay, let's go
Speaker 3: to the scoreboards. Yeah you did with Jose shots some
Speaker 3: man that you know you didn't do well.
Speaker 4: You got zero.
Speaker 5: One.
Speaker 4: It's all a good vibe, that's all that matters. And Brook,
Speaker 4: you got three.
Speaker 1: Oh my average lately, let's.
Speaker 3: Go over the answers for everybody. The famous desperate housewife
Speaker 3: who saw the bloys of Birthday today is Eva Longoria.
Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Eva. The most spoken language in the world
Speaker 3: is English one point four or five billion English speakers.
Speaker 3: Second is Mandarin with one point one billion. In the
Speaker 3: movie Step Brothers, John c Riley co stars with his
Speaker 3: actor Will Ferrell, was like, oh my gosh, the.
Speaker 7: Guy from Elf, what's on?
Speaker 3: But she knew it? Save icon on a computer resembles
Speaker 3: a floppy disc. Remember that she said a folder.
Speaker 1: Folders. You can save things in a folder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the icon and the type of pants that
Speaker 3: were named after an Italian island. We were looking for
Speaker 3: Capris Island of Capri is palazzo an island. I have
Speaker 3: no idea a palace. It's an Italian just an Italian word.
Speaker 3: The country that has the most natural lakes in the world,
Speaker 3: that'd be Canada.
Speaker 1: Brother, yeh God, that makes sense.
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Speaker 17: Oh cool, Yeah, I.
Speaker 18: Made myself laugh with how bad my answers were.
Speaker 2: So you know what, and that is a victory. That's
Speaker 2: a different time of victory, but it's still a victory.
Speaker 2: You laugh today.
Speaker 3: Now we can come back and have you have a
Speaker 3: real victory the next time you play win Britzbucks. Okay, sure,
Speaker 3: third times a charm by the time you're a millionaire
Speaker 3: on your freeze dried food business. That's right, not there
Speaker 3: needed anyway. Thank you for playing Samantha. We'll be back
Speaker 3: to the Windbrooks Bucks same time on
Speaker 5: Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.