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Speaker 8: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come
Speaker 8: on dig me now.
Speaker 2: One and only.
Speaker 8: Steve Harvey got a radio show. I say it every
Speaker 8: day because God been good to me. God has done
Speaker 8: some things in my life that's truly been just amazing.
Speaker 8: It really amazing. Ain't even really the word. They don't
Speaker 8: really have a word for what He's done for me.
Speaker 8: I'm just out of superlatives. That's why I say it
Speaker 8: every day. Steve Harvey got a radio show because God
Speaker 8: is in a blessing business.
Speaker 2: Yeah he is. God.
Speaker 8: God can help you turn your life around. Did you
Speaker 8: hear me? God can help you turn your life around.
Speaker 8: Whatever you're going through. God has an answer for it.
Speaker 8: See but it's to going through to get us though,
Speaker 8: ain't it. Because I was having a moment yesterday and
Speaker 8: I set my wife down, I said babe, I just
Speaker 8: need to talk to you going through a little bit
Speaker 8: right now. I just wanted to share which I'm a
Speaker 8: little down right now. And my wife reminded me, just
Speaker 8: reminding me to see, this is what a man, This
Speaker 8: is what a good mate does. A good mate reminds
Speaker 8: you just of things that sometimes you forget when you
Speaker 8: get off track. Because you know, I consider myself a
Speaker 8: motivational type person. I try to listen to people and
Speaker 8: then give them something I've learned along the way on
Speaker 8: this journey I've been on. I try to give a
Speaker 8: person a takeaway. But even being that person, sometimes I
Speaker 8: get off track myself. I get a little low sometimes,
Speaker 8: you know, I get a little down. Sometimes I sometimes
Speaker 8: I forget some of the stuff.
Speaker 2: I say.
Speaker 8: It ain't that I forget it. I guess I just
Speaker 8: get caught up in the grind of doing it. And
Speaker 8: sometimes I get I get a little off course and
Speaker 8: I forget some of the things that my wife or
Speaker 8: a mate can be good for you to remind you.
Speaker 8: And she just says, Steve, God got us. She said,
Speaker 8: have you ever known noticed that? Every time you get
Speaker 8: in a spot? And she say, and I know how
Speaker 8: you must feel because you're out here working and you
Speaker 8: keep turning around and old stuff keep popping up, and
Speaker 8: you get a call from your accounting and hear this
Speaker 8: then went wrong, and that then when you study trying
Speaker 8: to fix it, but you steady going wild?
Speaker 2: Man, what is it? She say?
Speaker 8: But you ever notice he always always, no matter what,
Speaker 8: provide a way, and he ain't ever too late. Oh,
Speaker 8: you might be going the deadline is approaching. The deadline
Speaker 8: can come and pass, but then they have a grace
Speaker 8: period for you. And then sometimes, man, it's just you
Speaker 8: go down there after the grace period and they take
Speaker 8: the payment anyway, and you're good anyway. But see, ain't
Speaker 8: that God bringing you through it? It may not be
Speaker 8: when you want it, but he right on time. Jazz
Speaker 8: before you get put out, jazz before they turn. Maybe
Speaker 8: they cut the lights off, but you get it back
Speaker 8: ones faux company come or just before the weekend get here.
Speaker 8: See he always comes through for you. And she had
Speaker 8: to remind me of that what you going through is necessary. Look,
Speaker 8: circumstance and hardships and pitfalls are always untimely. If you
Speaker 8: keep the law of attraction in play, if you keep
Speaker 8: believing that that's that he gonna see you through this,
Speaker 8: just like he do when you don't believe it. That's
Speaker 8: what the old part is, though, ain't it. Ain't God
Speaker 8: brought you through even when you didn't really have the
Speaker 8: faith to say he was gonna bring you through. But
Speaker 8: because of grace and mercy he brought you through anyway.
Speaker 8: But because you forgot to thank him, or you didn't
Speaker 8: pay attention through to come through, you just was telling people, Oh, man,
Speaker 8: if you the same. It was so jacked up. Man,
Speaker 8: I was so turned up. I ain't know what I
Speaker 8: was gonna do. I almost got put out. I was
Speaker 8: gonna see key word almost, And you forgot that part
Speaker 8: right there, And then I was it looked like I
Speaker 8: wan man, and and it seemed like every month I
Speaker 8: go through this same thing. And then now yeah, then
Speaker 8: somebody ought to just say, did you pay it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I paid it? Did you get put out? Now? I'm cool? See.
Speaker 8: See, you need somebody on your shoulder to say that
Speaker 8: to you, and then you need somebody to come right
Speaker 8: behind him and go, man, ain't God good?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 8: That's how this works. See, you keep getting in situations,
Speaker 8: but he keep getting you out. Now if you jump,
Speaker 8: look listen, to me, hold on, hold on. Let's say
Speaker 8: you in a frying pad in the skillet and the
Speaker 8: oil is up and you in that frying and you
Speaker 8: uncomfortable being fried God somehow. Or let's just say you
Speaker 8: managed to get out of the hot grease in the
Speaker 8: frying pan, and you standing there next to the skillet
Speaker 8: looking at the fire continue to heat the grease, You
Speaker 8: get out, and then for some unexplainable reason, you dives
Speaker 8: right on back in there.
Speaker 2: Ain't that how we usually do it?
Speaker 8: I'm just asking you, God, get you away from the
Speaker 8: man you've been asking to get away from. Then you
Speaker 8: go right back over there, a star us seeing him again.
Speaker 8: It's amazing how many times God get us out the
Speaker 8: fire and we walked right back in there. Ain't it amazing?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 8: I mean, really, man, see this how I break life
Speaker 8: down for me? So I don't get over here stuck on,
Speaker 8: stupid with myself and then get to doing something ignorant
Speaker 8: like blaming God. When really, man, God has given us,
Speaker 8: as human beings, the power of decision, and we all
Speaker 8: make decisions.
Speaker 2: How many times? Man?
Speaker 8: See, sometimes it's a blessing. In getting locked up, you
Speaker 8: can ask a lot of caps. I know, man, to
Speaker 8: tell you it was a blessing for me, man, because
Speaker 8: I was just headed the wrong way, steady, but he
Speaker 8: locked me up, set me down.
Speaker 2: Made me miss my family.
Speaker 8: Being out here being a free man, made me realize
Speaker 8: that my family was important. Made me man, really see
Speaker 8: this girl for what she was. When I get out, Man,
Speaker 8: I'm on the straight and narrow. Well, then when you
Speaker 8: get out, see you can't be talking about no oh man,
Speaker 8: I can't find no job. Now I'm gonna go and
Speaker 8: do what I gotta do. No, no, no, no, no, partner,
Speaker 8: you got to do now what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 8: See that don't do what you gotta do got you
Speaker 8: in trouble in the first place. See everybody, see see
Speaker 8: the hood got a lot.
Speaker 2: Of ignorant rules. We done create it.
Speaker 8: I gotta do what I gotta do. I gotta feed
Speaker 8: my family. Well, the only reason you gotta do what
Speaker 8: you gotta do is because you didn't do what you
Speaker 8: were supposed to do. See if you just went on
Speaker 8: to school like you Mama kept telling you. Ah, Man,
Speaker 8: I was watching forty eight Hours yesterday and a dude
Speaker 8: named Nesto was on that and Nesto Latino dude said, Man,
Speaker 8: my mother told me quit hanging with these guys. They
Speaker 8: were gonna nothing but trouble. I should have listened to her.
Speaker 8: He doing thirty years right now. You can't blame God.
Speaker 8: That's why I talk to myself this way, so I
Speaker 8: don't get stupid and start shifting to blame the wrong
Speaker 8: way when it's really on me. How many times has
Speaker 8: God got you out of something and you walk right
Speaker 8: back into it? Man, why don't you take these blessings
Speaker 8: God give you and go on about your business. That'd
Speaker 8: be the best way to do it, don't you think
Speaker 8: That's what I think? So I thank God my wife
Speaker 8: for reminding me that God got us anyway, that God
Speaker 8: gonna pull you through anyway.
Speaker 2: That Have you noticed, Steve, we ain't lost a beat. Oh.
Speaker 8: I know it's hard out here, but really you ain't
Speaker 8: lost a beat. You still moving forward, You still dressing nice,
Speaker 8: You still look good when you come into that job.
Speaker 8: Everybody don't have got to know you. Your house is in.
Speaker 2: Bad shape, and all that God got you.
Speaker 8: Man, if you just hold your head up, man, quit
Speaker 8: complaining all the time by what you ain't got. And
Speaker 8: as in words of my daddy, slick Harvey. Stop talking
Speaker 8: about what you ain't got and take a good look
Speaker 8: at what you do.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 8: That's improper grammar, but that always stuck with me, and
Speaker 8: maybe it'll stick with you.
Speaker 2: Quit talk about and looking at what you ain't got,
Speaker 2: Take a good look at what you do.
Speaker 1: God, you're listening, morning, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: I keep saying it, but it keeps feeling brand new
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 8: God has done it again, and I keep getting and
Speaker 8: you know, it seems like I just get more and
Speaker 8: more amazed at it.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 8: I hope you don't take these days that He keeps
Speaker 8: giving us for granted, because man is not a given.
Speaker 8: You know that, don't you. It's such a blessing to
Speaker 8: wake up. It's such a blessing to have life. Man,
Speaker 8: Thank you God, I show appreciate mine. This is Steve
Speaker 8: harl Morning Show. Get your gratitude together. Because you get
Speaker 8: your gratitude together, it affects your attitude and that has
Speaker 8: a direct correlation to your altitude. They've called the tubes.
Speaker 8: Now let's go Shirley Strawberry call it for real. Mississippi
Speaker 8: Monica Junior and the Legend of Nephew Tommy what is
Speaker 8: on wave mine today, Junior.
Speaker 2: It is more and more intriguing to me.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know what, uncle, you know uh wint got
Speaker 10: a hair cut yesterday and uh, based upon everything you've
Speaker 10: said last few days, because listen, uh can't you can't
Speaker 10: you tell I got a hair You don't see that either.
Speaker 2: You got to bring this up.
Speaker 1: That's how you know.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
Speaker 10: Anyone I want to want bob shop. They said, dogg,
Speaker 10: I'm not gonna do you. I'm proved to Uncle Steve
Speaker 10: that you got a hairline, and they edged me up.
Speaker 10: You can't see it this morning.
Speaker 2: You don't see it.
Speaker 11: Look at me, Look look at it.
Speaker 2: If you look the same.
Speaker 10: Sorry, it's okay, you don't see it today today.
Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta lie.
Speaker 8: You gotta see your bible, your barble has to make
Speaker 8: you think you have a line.
Speaker 6: Look at it.
Speaker 2: It's there, I'm looking at it.
Speaker 8: Can I make a Can I make a suggestion? You
Speaker 8: know I don't think he see what we see? Let
Speaker 8: me take a picture of muscreen?
Speaker 2: Why can I make a suggestion?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 9: What time?
Speaker 2: What time? Gulian? If you really want to know what
Speaker 2: you look like, don't go to that barer for about
Speaker 2: six weeks.
Speaker 11: Just let everything, bro, just let everything grow and and
Speaker 11: and I promise you in six week you're gonna see
Speaker 11: who Junior really is. Just let's let's six week go.
Speaker 11: Don't don't don't touch it. I don't don't touch it.
Speaker 11: You're gonna see sections here and that.
Speaker 8: Just let's six everybody look at their phone, Well, everybody
Speaker 8: look at you every day.
Speaker 2: Every day. I understand what you said.
Speaker 1: Why did you send us that, Steve?
Speaker 2: I need you look at your phone. I need you
Speaker 2: look at you. You ain't right now you tell me
Speaker 2: what you mean for that is what you're gonna do. No,
Speaker 2: I just showed to you. I see you want us
Speaker 2: to see what ain't down? What you want to tell you?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 8: Dog, don't now, Dog, you bought yourself. I didn't bring
Speaker 8: this up. You came in here without the baseball cap
Speaker 8: on the day. Okay, you think you're glowing.
Speaker 5: I got a line.
Speaker 2: I see it. If used to really be focusing on
Speaker 2: right relationship, what you can say?
Speaker 8: Hold what you just say, Ju, that's not the truth,
Speaker 8: that's not that's not that's not not. Okay, Hey, do
Speaker 8: me a favorite turn to the side. Right now, let's
Speaker 8: turn to the side we go.
Speaker 13: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 13: hear from the nephew. Is he runs that prank bag
Speaker 13: right after this.
Speaker 2: You'll see what call it shadows.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show. It is time now for the
Speaker 1: nephew to run that prank back.
Speaker 2: What you got for us, nest Bump and grind, bomb
Speaker 2: and grind. Yeah, we've all done it. Don't act like
Speaker 2: you have. Let's go catch bumping right.
Speaker 12: Hello, Hello, longtime Marcus, Marcus, Yeah, this is me. Hey,
Speaker 12: can you hear me? Can you hear me? Pretty good?
Speaker 9: Yeah? I can he you.
Speaker 12: Man. Hey, hey listen, let me turn the radio now
Speaker 12: for say, Hey listen, I live in and I live
Speaker 12: in the apartment building that you just moved into. I
Speaker 12: live in twenty one A and you live above me
Speaker 12: in twenty two A. Uh huh. I actually got your
Speaker 12: number from the lease in office.
Speaker 14: I told him I wanted to welcome you to the
Speaker 14: apartment building, man, but I don't want to really raise
Speaker 14: no oyebrows. But I was really calling about you know.
Speaker 14: You know, first of all, let me go ahead and
Speaker 14: say welcome to the building.
Speaker 12: Man. I hope that you and your your uh is
Speaker 12: that your wife that lives with you. First of all,
Speaker 12: thank you, brother, I appreciate it. But why would you
Speaker 12: mean to have my number to do that? You just
Speaker 12: can't knocked on my door man, boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 12: we'll see whatever.
Speaker 14: The reason why I mean I really called and got
Speaker 14: the number was kind of reach out to you. Man.
Speaker 14: I don't be wanting to stign no trouble with nobody
Speaker 14: or nothing like that. I'd want to you know, I
Speaker 14: want I want my name to be cool with me,
Speaker 14: and I want to be cool with my neighbors. You
Speaker 14: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 12: Yeah, So, so I was.
Speaker 14: Reaching out man, because you know the noise, man, I was.
Speaker 12: I'm I work at night and I sleep during the day. Man,
Speaker 12: But it seems like since you guys moved in, man,
Speaker 12: in the middle of the day, it's you know, I mean,
Speaker 12: I know what it's like to have a lady hold on.
Speaker 9: Hold on, holda holda You're hearing marriage is coming from
Speaker 9: my place in the middle.
Speaker 14: Of the day, right, I mean, I'm here, I'm getting
Speaker 14: I'm here, and you're making love to your lady.
Speaker 9: Man. I mean, yoh, man, Now you know what again,
Speaker 9: you might be hearing something from a mother another unit. Man,
Speaker 9: it's definitely not coming from nuth because I'm at work and.
Speaker 4: My you know, my girl is there, but she want
Speaker 4: a computer, you know, she's looking for.
Speaker 12: A gig right now, hell, look it, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 12: wait a minute. Now, So you live in apartment twenty
Speaker 12: two A. Right, yeah, okay, see, I live in twenty
Speaker 12: one A. Your your bedroom is a.
Speaker 9: Well my bed room were holdo, holdo, you're telling me
Speaker 9: that you're hearing uses that sounds like somebody making rub
Speaker 9: coming from my crib at this time of day and I'm.
Speaker 4: Not there, and only my woman is there. Dude, Man,
Speaker 4: you know I did.
Speaker 12: I'm not trying to be rude to any day.
Speaker 9: I appreciate you calling and and you know namebright and
Speaker 9: all that there you shake you in right, uh yeah
Speaker 9: yeah yeah man, Look.
Speaker 4: I mean you call me all right, So let's get
Speaker 4: to the bottom of this one time you.
Speaker 7: Seeing you hearing this?
Speaker 12: What kind of runs are you hearing?
Speaker 2: Exactly?
Speaker 14: Tell me, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know what, man,
Speaker 14: there's probably just a big mistake. I mean, maybe she
Speaker 14: just hanging some pictures or something.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 4: You know, literally no pictures, man, even pictures your I mean.
Speaker 9: You calling me like you hear caming after my crib.
Speaker 12: You're talking about many Hey, man, listen, Marcus, I go,
Speaker 12: I'm I'm you know, no my mind?
Speaker 4: You telling me I'm here, you say what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: I don't know what you.
Speaker 9: Are, but I'm a mid No, I'm you understand that money?
Speaker 4: You calling me telling me you hearing resons coming from
Speaker 4: I could and shound like somebody. And now you're telling
Speaker 4: me that what we thought it was you he man.
Speaker 14: All I'm saying is maybe it's just a legitimate mistake.
Speaker 14: I don't think makes you hanging the pictures of moves,
Speaker 14: the Bernie or something like that.
Speaker 4: You just man, I keep telling you that you know picture.
Speaker 4: Ain't nobody hearing this.
Speaker 6: It shouldn't do.
Speaker 4: Its coming from my cold.
Speaker 12: Man. I ain't trying to I ain't trying to start.
Speaker 7: No trouble man, And you're not star what you tell
Speaker 7: me that.
Speaker 14: All I was going about was trying to get a decent,
Speaker 14: decent rests.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 14: I work at night brought us all I'm talking about. Man,
Speaker 14: I'm not trying to get the great guys ship.
Speaker 12: I don't kill it.
Speaker 4: You calling me telling me man, that's just being good
Speaker 4: for you. Leg a man like that.
Speaker 9: I ain't believe it. Oh you got the right address.
Speaker 4: Where do you live at?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: You live on.
Speaker 12: Yes, Man in apartment twenty one A, and your place
Speaker 12: is about mine?
Speaker 4: Man, Man, hold on, man, hold on?
Speaker 12: We pulling stuck over?
Speaker 7: Man over what second?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 12: Because you talk us off to hey.
Speaker 4: Man, Look, I'm not I'm not trying to have no trouble.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to hand no trouble.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 4: I do con I was working there then, I do
Speaker 4: fifty hours a week while we did like this. Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: so I'm not all I'm saying is man.
Speaker 12: I thought I.
Speaker 4: Thought you was making love to your your woman.
Speaker 12: Man, That's what I thought.
Speaker 4: That's why I called you to ask her to keep
Speaker 4: the know it down. I don't want to my wife.
Speaker 12: I ain't right up.
Speaker 4: There you go, you go with it? Twenty what a
Speaker 4: from the King Hill Clid?
Speaker 7: You do it?
Speaker 4: You ain't live from left Clid? No, no hold on,
Speaker 4: hold no hand on, dude, you're not coming to my
Speaker 4: apartment to hear nothing.
Speaker 12: Now. I ain't got nothing to do with this.
Speaker 7: Man, I.
Speaker 4: Say, I ain't letting you in my house.
Speaker 2: Man, By no minute you.
Speaker 4: Got going on upstairs. You gotta control your woman.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 4: It ain't got nothing to do with me.
Speaker 9: I told me. Wasn't even.
Speaker 12: I know. See, I know.
Speaker 4: The weighing it out for the last two weeks between
Speaker 4: twelve and two. I know that you got you talking
Speaker 4: to James. Man, I'm coming to your health. You ain't
Speaker 4: coming to my apartment.
Speaker 12: Man, I'm not.
Speaker 7: It ain't man.
Speaker 12: Listen, No, I ain't got nothing to do with it.
Speaker 9: I'm telling you troubles many.
Speaker 4: I got one more things I need to say you
Speaker 4: man that you're listening for my cris. I got one
Speaker 4: more thing I need to say. All right, all right,
Speaker 4: you better do let's say better be telling me open
Speaker 4: and don't are you lessen? Yeah, I'm listen.
Speaker 9: Listen, nephew telling me from.
Speaker 4: The Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got branked by
Speaker 4: your own boy.
Speaker 12: Wait a minute, what the.
Speaker 4: The twenty one eight man? Step away from twenty one? Ay,
Speaker 4: please listen, Nephew, tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 4: till your boys got me to break you.
Speaker 12: Man? Oh oh.
Speaker 4: Damn are you at twenty one eight?
Speaker 12: Joe? I'm right outside my apartment, man, I'm ready blow ahead.
Speaker 4: Hang up, man, nephew, tell me still.
Speaker 12: Tell me man, how you doing? Brother? Oh man?
Speaker 9: Man, Tommy, you had me going, man, I was coming up.
Speaker 12: Man, I'm serious, Man, I got one more thing I
Speaker 12: gotta ask you for.
Speaker 7: I let you go.
Speaker 12: Man. What is what is the maddest radio show.
Speaker 4: In the land?
Speaker 12: Man?
Speaker 9: Man, It's the Steve Harvey Morning.
Speaker 4: Show without a doubt. Hey man, step away from twenty one,
Speaker 4: A step away.
Speaker 2: I'll be back in a minute. I'll be back.
Speaker 1: As the colour Chief Love Office. You're listening.
Speaker 13: Morning show Coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 13: And entertainment news, Beyonce revealed the name of her upcoming
Speaker 13: country album and the country music legend weighs in on it.
Speaker 13: Atlanta didn't stop with the Freaknik documentary, so get ready
Speaker 13: for the Magic City docuseries. And Winny Williams ex husband
Speaker 13: is demanding money. What that's all coming up at the
Speaker 13: top of the hour. But right now it is time
Speaker 13: to ask the clow.
Speaker 1: Did he not see what we saw? Unlike time?
Speaker 11: Come on now.
Speaker 13: Kenisha in Tulsa says, my husband took our four year
Speaker 13: old to his seven year old birthday party at his
Speaker 13: ex wife's house. Our son said all in food was good,
Speaker 13: way better than mine. I know I can't cook, but
Speaker 13: I know he's just a child, but I can't let
Speaker 13: it go.
Speaker 1: Did he really mean it?
Speaker 2: He meant it to his soul to day that he
Speaker 2: don't even he fought. This food is good.
Speaker 8: It's way better than our fo You just said, I
Speaker 8: know I can't cook, but you thought the baby didn't.
Speaker 2: See that that. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 8: When the baby and when a fourio old can draw comparison,
Speaker 8: you really can't what you've been giving this job?
Speaker 2: Dad whole baby right there? Well, there you go. There
Speaker 2: you have it.
Speaker 8: Did he really mean it to the core? See that
Speaker 8: once again you don't want to hear it though. We
Speaker 8: just went over that with somebody on this show.
Speaker 1: Just the denial.
Speaker 2: It can't get no more obvious than a four year
Speaker 2: old teller.
Speaker 13: They are pretty honest, all right. Moving on, I think
Speaker 13: we've had enough of that one. Moving on to Selena
Speaker 13: and Arlington.
Speaker 8: And the reason you want to move on because this
Speaker 8: is about cooking and you can't believe you just get
Speaker 8: drug into it and said she said, well, let's just
Speaker 8: move on. Like you and a Harry Shirley can relate
Speaker 8: to this shirley baby that came home and told her
Speaker 8: the food at the school cafeteria is way better than.
Speaker 2: Mama.
Speaker 8: The food of chucky cheese is way better than the food. Hey, mama,
Speaker 8: who we went to see uncle in the hospital. The
Speaker 8: food in the hospital. Wow, she didn't heard all this.
Speaker 2: Now go ahead and.
Speaker 13: Shitty, oh, thank you, thank you. But this is from
Speaker 13: Selena and Arlington. Selene says, my sister's husband is cheating
Speaker 13: on her. My husband showed me the chick and she's
Speaker 13: so darned ugly. I can't see how he does it.
Speaker 13: My husband said that. My husband said that ugly women
Speaker 13: don't nag you, and they're freakier in bed. Does he
Speaker 13: have an ugly so piece too?
Speaker 8: I don't know why husband would get in that he's
Speaker 8: stupid because he showed know a lot of information about him. So, uh,
Speaker 8: that wasn't the smartest.
Speaker 1: Thing to do for her husband to say. Did she
Speaker 1: tell me?
Speaker 8: She sighed pieces, they don't nag you, and they way
Speaker 8: more freaky and pay him. Well, he showed me he
Speaker 8: had a lot of side piece of information.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So she has to draw her own conclusion. What
Speaker 1: should he have said?
Speaker 2: Oh, well, Why he in that? Why did he show
Speaker 2: you the girl stupid?
Speaker 1: Did she tell her that her sister?
Speaker 2: Everybody?
Speaker 12: All right?
Speaker 1: Moving on to Venus in Birmingham.
Speaker 13: Venus says, I have a secret admirer at work that
Speaker 13: puts treats on my desk daily. I had a security
Speaker 13: guard check the cameras and and it's the new married guy.
Speaker 13: I wanted to stop immediately. Should I confront this guy
Speaker 13: about it? Or send an email to human resources?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 2: Come on now, damn, why you want to go to
Speaker 2: human resources?
Speaker 1: She wants it to stop.
Speaker 2: Now, that's what you said. All you gotta do is
Speaker 2: just say, hey, please, I know you're married. I'm not
Speaker 2: that type of person.
Speaker 8: I don't want you to stop or else I'm gonna
Speaker 8: have to report it because I feel uncomfortable. You get
Speaker 8: to do a chance man. Hemn, she's going to HR for.
Speaker 8: Oh I can't stay at.
Speaker 2: HR I said, have you been down there before? Five
Speaker 2: times a year?
Speaker 8: And all that is about a joke out and said
Speaker 8: in front of one of these family, I did a
Speaker 8: joke about a certain group the other day last week,
Speaker 8: I got in trouble for I looked at the audience.
Speaker 1: In the audience and you just decide.
Speaker 2: They was behind the camera. Yeah, they was behind the.
Speaker 1: Camera yourne Yeah, because there was a.
Speaker 2: Little family of them behind the camera. They was.
Speaker 13: All right, last one, Steve, This is Frankie and Edison.
Speaker 13: Frankie says, my wife can't sleep without being right under me.
Speaker 13: All of a sudden. She likes to cuddle all night
Speaker 13: and I'm not in the mood all the time. If
Speaker 13: I turn away, it hurts her feelings. She doesn't get
Speaker 13: my hints. So how can I get her to stay
Speaker 13: on her side of the bed.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's roight love, buddy. Yeah, they do like they
Speaker 8: wont to. Yep, they do like they wont to because
Speaker 8: that's what they want. You don't give it to them,
Speaker 8: then you ain't gonna get what you want.
Speaker 2: So dog's paying in the bed. They don't get off
Speaker 2: you pin what that's you want off of you? Just
Speaker 2: I mean what we're writing. You won't to answer. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no no no no no us No one's
Speaker 2: writing us.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 8: See that's the problem. You keep thinking, these people talking
Speaker 8: to you, can you help me with any damn thing?
Speaker 13: Okay, So you see you have any hints for this
Speaker 13: guy so he can get her on the standard out
Speaker 13: of the bed.
Speaker 8: Really, ain't you know if I just what you should
Speaker 8: do when she do that? Get up in the middle
Speaker 8: of the night, go to the bathroom, come back, get
Speaker 8: on her side.
Speaker 2: Oh you wanted to be in the bathroom now, okay, okay, well.
Speaker 1: Because that's what it's for the bad whoa your mic off?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 1: Some level of inglands that I just you had to
Speaker 1: sit frustrating your uncle.
Speaker 2: This boy here's so damn stupid.
Speaker 1: He's serious. He just wants to know how can he
Speaker 1: keep his wife on her side of the bed?
Speaker 8: Bruh, br br Look, man, we don't have no Look
Speaker 8: when you don't want to, it hurts her feelings. I
Speaker 8: don't have a solution for you, man, none of us do.
Speaker 8: We've all dealt with it, and you just got to
Speaker 8: deal with it. It's called marriage, though. But he ain't
Speaker 8: getting That's what he's not getting. Know.
Speaker 2: Don't nobody want that all night? You hot? Hot, hot?
Speaker 14: Right?
Speaker 2: Damn gone, you ain't doing nothing, man, what.
Speaker 1: He all the time?
Speaker 2: Ain't nobody in the move of that every night?
Speaker 11: Was wrong?
Speaker 8: I need a damn teddy bare She wants her man,
Speaker 8: She just wants to every night, though, I got to
Speaker 8: go to work.
Speaker 13: She probably has to go to work too, well, to work,
Speaker 13: go to sleep, sleep she can, and she's up under you.
Speaker 8: Here's the problem. Women don't understand your cuddle position is
Speaker 8: comfortable for you. Now we got to turn in a
Speaker 8: direction that we don't want to.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, I feel.
Speaker 1: For the brothers coming up next.
Speaker 7: For you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Clo, you're listening Morning show.
Speaker 13: Beyonce revealed the name of her first ever country album.
Speaker 13: On her Instagram page, be posted an image that is
Speaker 13: believed to be on the cover art for the album.
Speaker 13: The image was of a saddle with metallic accents and
Speaker 13: a red, white and blue sash with the words Cowboy
Speaker 13: Carter written on it. Cowboy Carter is set to be
Speaker 13: released March twenty nine and available now to pre order.
Speaker 13: Country music icon Dolly Parton gave Beyonce her full support,
Speaker 13: saying she loves Beyonce, She's beautiful and a great sinker.
Speaker 1: What an endorsement from the legendary Cowboy Carter. Love it
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 13: Moving on, Not only will there be a Freaknick documentary, now,
Speaker 13: there is a Magic City docuseries coming.
Speaker 1: It's viewed at south By Southwest this week.
Speaker 13: Drake and Jermaine Dupree de Prease The produced the docuseries
Speaker 13: Magic City and American Fantasy, and it covers the evolution
Speaker 13: of Magic City over the years to now becoming the
Speaker 13: top strip club in the world.
Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't know that.
Speaker 13: Magic City and American Fantasy tell the story of the owner,
Speaker 13: Michael Barney, better known as Mister Magic, and how he
Speaker 13: started Magic City back in nineteen eighty five. Will keep
Speaker 13: you posted on the release date because I know you're interested.
Speaker 3: Here's some people in Freaknick and Magic City. They thought
Speaker 3: they were safe. No campras back then. That's a whole show.
Speaker 2: Look like you want dog.
Speaker 13: So what were you doing in nineteen eighty five, Steed,
Speaker 13: Because mister Magic, Michael Barney was starting Magic City.
Speaker 8: October eighth, walked into Hilarious Comedy Club for the first
Speaker 8: time in the comedy club.
Speaker 2: Won fifty dollars.
Speaker 8: October eighth, nineteen eighty five, Tuesday night, walked into a
Speaker 8: comedy club, Hilarities Comedy Club, won fifty dollars, went to
Speaker 8: work the next day October ninth, quit my job.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, exactly what I was doing. So you said
Speaker 1: you're not in this docu sries Magic City.
Speaker 2: That's what you're saying.
Speaker 8: I didn't have no money for magiclu first time. I
Speaker 8: wouldn't Magic see Joe Toy took me oh after the
Speaker 8: show in ninety one.
Speaker 2: Okay years one?
Speaker 1: How for eleven years later?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have no money to be in there.
Speaker 1: You couldn't make it ray, make it ray?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. It was a light drizzled in't it. It
Speaker 2: was just cloudy. It wasn't even overcat right.
Speaker 13: But congratulations. So, like I said, we'll keep you posted
Speaker 13: on the release date. And this story has upset a
Speaker 13: lot of people online. This is according to an exclusive
Speaker 13: report by The Sun. Wendy Williams's ex husband Kevin Hunter,
Speaker 13: is demanding two years of back payments from the divorce
Speaker 13: settlement court. Documents claim that their marital settlement agreement payments
Speaker 13: were suddenly stopped when Wendy was placed in a guardianship
Speaker 13: in twenty twenty two, and he wants the payments to
Speaker 13: be resumed. According to the documents, Kevin Hunter stated that
Speaker 13: he relies on the money for his living expenses and
Speaker 13: not getting the money for twenty three months has greatly
Speaker 13: affected him. Hunter stated that he's met with Wendy. He's
Speaker 13: appointed guardian, but he still has not been paid. This
Speaker 13: did not sit well, needless to say, with Wendy's fans
Speaker 13: or anyone who knows how Kevin Hunter and Wendy Williams
Speaker 13: marriage ended. Fans started bashing Hunter for having the audacity
Speaker 13: to ask for Wendy's money, and the advised Hunter to quote,
Speaker 13: get a job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, get a job.
Speaker 2: Then you have another baby.
Speaker 3: This man had a whole family, a whole down the street,
Speaker 3: down the street, and this woman is sick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were to take care of your house down
Speaker 2: the streets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, by sick.
Speaker 8: I just you know what, man, just as a man,
Speaker 8: some form of compassion, yes, for just another human being,
Speaker 8: the mother of your son.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 8: Look, you ain't got to move back in, you ain't
Speaker 8: got to be in love, but just some form of compassion,
Speaker 8: just as a man. I'm just not that way. You
Speaker 8: would never hear me at first. I'm not asked. I'm
Speaker 8: not begging nobody for nothing, you know, nothing at all. Nothing.
Speaker 8: I'm not feeling to ask you for nothing. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 8: not feeling lower myself. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: He says.
Speaker 13: He relies on the money for his living expenses. And
Speaker 13: not getting the money for almost two years has greatly
Speaker 13: affected him.
Speaker 2: So your ass had just sat there.
Speaker 3: It affected her when you cheated and had a hole?
Speaker 3: Yeah about what affected well? The woman's not doing well?
Speaker 3: I mean, how about that? Yeah, the woman is just
Speaker 3: not doing well? Man, Come on, I don't.
Speaker 13: And you know there the guardianship and all of this stuff.
Speaker 13: You know, come on, she doesn't even have access to
Speaker 13: her own money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I saw that. The hustle, baby, you gotta
Speaker 2: get your hustle on, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get a job in the comments.
Speaker 2: That was his hustle.
Speaker 1: So he feels that he's part of her success in
Speaker 1: her career.
Speaker 8: So I've heard that before you Oh, no doubt, no doubt.
Speaker 8: Hey man, do you know how many people made me?
Speaker 8: You know how many people are responsible for my success?
Speaker 8: How many people sit up and just talk about how
Speaker 8: they're responsible for the empire, the branding.
Speaker 2: All of that. There's people out there claiming that about me. Man. Please. Wow.
Speaker 8: If you have the ability to make a person, to
Speaker 8: turn a person into a brand, to create a star,
Speaker 8: if you have that ability, if I were you, I
Speaker 8: would make me. I would just go make me instead
Speaker 8: of finding somebody else turned into a start, you have that.
Speaker 2: Ability make.
Speaker 1: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, Donald.
Speaker 13: Donald Trump has revealed what he plans to do on
Speaker 13: his first day as president.
Speaker 1: If he's reelected. We'll talk about that right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 13: As if the world needed another reason to not support
Speaker 13: Donald Trump for president, here's one more. Trump has stated
Speaker 13: that if he is re elected, his first order of
Speaker 13: business will be to pardon all of the people that
Speaker 13: were convicted of crimes related to the January sixth, twenty
Speaker 13: twenty one attack on the US capital right there, right there.
Speaker 2: He also pretty much says, yes, he thought it was consent. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's crazy.
Speaker 13: Okay, there's more. He also promises to seal the US border.
Speaker 13: On his truth social website, Trump wrote, quote, my first
Speaker 13: acts as your next president will be to close the border,
Speaker 13: drill baby drill, and free the January sixth hostages being
Speaker 13: wrongly imprisoned. In response to Trump's statement his written statement,
Speaker 13: a spokesperson for the Biden campaign said, Donald Trump has
Speaker 13: shown he'll do whatever it takes to hold hunt to power,
Speaker 13: including excusing and encouraging political violence.
Speaker 8: Why would you pardon somebody who participated in a riot.
Speaker 8: But the reason you want to partner them is because
Speaker 8: they participated on the riot on your behalf for you, Yeah,
Speaker 8: for you.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: So these people, they listened to what you said. They
Speaker 1: went into a.
Speaker 3: Federal building to try to harm congress people, destroy their
Speaker 3: property in their office, kill people, Capitol police officers.
Speaker 1: In the line of duty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the decision that they made to do
Speaker 3: and carry out. Well, that's what overthrow the government. They
Speaker 3: agreed with you, to overthrow the government.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I mean it makes perfect sense to us.
Speaker 1: Why would you do that?
Speaker 13: But there are still people who know that this that
Speaker 13: still will vote for him. They're absoring this, and that's
Speaker 13: the problem.
Speaker 1: You know, what he did.
Speaker 8: That's the sickness of our country. That's the real that's
Speaker 8: the real America we live in, you know. But come
Speaker 8: on now, we're dealing with the nation from the get go.
Speaker 8: How this, how America was born, was off off of
Speaker 8: off of thievery and theft, murder. Took everything from those
Speaker 8: Native Americans to survive.
Speaker 2: You learn how to live. They taught you how to live.
Speaker 8: They taught you how to trap, They taught you how
Speaker 8: to feed yourself, They taught you how to plant coin.
Speaker 2: They taught you all this here.
Speaker 8: Then you took them and you moved them to a reservation,
Speaker 8: and then told them they were savages. They weren't savages.
Speaker 8: Were they saving your ragged ass life. It's to say, man,
Speaker 8: if you look.
Speaker 2: At this, why came over here? I ain't nothing? The
Speaker 2: ain't nothing.
Speaker 8: And then they are always somebout who over here being this,
Speaker 8: How y'all get over here? It ain't Chos did the
Speaker 8: same thing to the Asian Americans. The Chinese were building
Speaker 8: the railroads. You bought all these black people over here
Speaker 8: to build. Black people built this nation.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is all because of the backs of black people.
Speaker 8: The moment somebody ain't like you. They don't belong here.
Speaker 8: But how Joe asked, get over here. They sent the
Speaker 8: worst of the worst over here on them boats, and
Speaker 8: here y'all build a nation, man, please them them Native
Speaker 8: Americans should have left y'allas.
Speaker 13: And the registering vote h coming up at thirty four
Speaker 13: minutes after the hour, We're gonna switch gears and bring
Speaker 13: Roscoe in because he is waiting in the wings right
Speaker 13: after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning Show, All right, Carla, your buddy Roscoe
Speaker 1: is here.
Speaker 2: What you got.
Speaker 4: Right here?
Speaker 7: Everyone?
Speaker 2: My hole showt dedicated to truck driver. They don't like
Speaker 2: noice Steve character.
Speaker 1: It doesn't bother you what.
Speaker 2: We don't give a damn about him driving your trucks.
Speaker 2: Stay save baby.
Speaker 1: Down the road, not me, not me, And we're going.
Speaker 2: On everybody.
Speaker 1: Costco. Let's let's get this thing jumping.
Speaker 3: So it seems like the new trend country music country album.
Speaker 1: Beyonce is about to drop her album Cowboy Carter.
Speaker 5: What I fear.
Speaker 2: It ain't gonna happer, It ain't going happen, no way,
Speaker 2: pick it up.
Speaker 8: What I figure it ain't gonna happen. You just ain't
Speaker 8: going down no way. Yeah, that ain't nothing new to me.
Speaker 8: I was righting countries old.
Speaker 2: I'm you gotta know when the whole of them.
Speaker 8: No, when the phone no, no, when the walk away, no,
Speaker 8: when you run. You never count your money sitting at
Speaker 8: the table. Damn me time enough for counting?
Speaker 2: When no day? Whoa we done? You're trying to say
Speaker 2: you wrote that, I ain't trying to say nothing. That
Speaker 2: route I thought that was. You always think it wrong.
Speaker 2: You always think it wrong.
Speaker 3: For real though, Kenny Rogers, though, come on now, Roscoe
Speaker 3: give credit where credit Kitty Rogers.
Speaker 8: I know Kenny, I knew it. I knew I knew,
Speaker 8: I knew Kenny. Daddy was his name. Roy Rogers.
Speaker 1: Were doing country.
Speaker 8: The hot country is that you can't get no more country? Rollo,
Speaker 8: what else you got?
Speaker 7: Baby?
Speaker 11: That was it.
Speaker 3: I was just wanting to talk to you about country,
Speaker 3: to see if you have been in the studio, if
Speaker 3: you're thinking about dropping a country album.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I wrote so many countries.
Speaker 3: So Dolly partners, Uh given Beyonce her blessings. I think
Speaker 3: Beyonce make her so Joelene on this album.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know about all that right there. You
Speaker 8: know I used to holler Dolly though you talk to me,
Speaker 8: oh you Holly Dollar.
Speaker 1: Over then now working nine to five?
Speaker 2: I sure.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 2: I don't never. I don't never. You know, kids, and
Speaker 2: tell you never heard rock O dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, You've always been a gentleman, always.
Speaker 2: Been a gentleman. I'm just saying we used to holler.
Speaker 8: All I'm saying I don't say nothing about miss pardon,
Speaker 8: fine woman, class and everything right here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well she do like black people though, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: You like black people.
Speaker 1: I will always love you you know she wrote that Whitney.
Speaker 2: Since no no no no no no no no no
Speaker 2: no no, what I wrote that, I always love you?
Speaker 2: I wrote that. She gave it to Whitney, but she
Speaker 2: wrote it for me. I told you how you to
Speaker 2: holler at her?
Speaker 1: I will always love you.
Speaker 2: You wrote that about me?
Speaker 1: Oh, because you all used to kick it back.
Speaker 2: I used to kick it and then she said, well
Speaker 2: damn near, so she went on, gave you the Whitney.
Speaker 1: Did you know when Whitney was singing it.
Speaker 2: That it was for you? Hell yeah, because I had
Speaker 2: talked to them about.
Speaker 1: It, putting on them Houston.
Speaker 12: Is that.
Speaker 2: What a confusion here?
Speaker 1: We're all confused.
Speaker 2: I know, way mold. I didn't y'all know. I mean,
Speaker 2: I've been reading on Holliway, come on, I told them
Speaker 2: about it. Themn A new What are you talking about?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 8: What I mean?
Speaker 2: They broke up?
Speaker 3: Coming up next the Nephew and today Frank you're.
Speaker 13: Listening morning show coming up at about four minutes after
Speaker 13: the hour. It's my Strawberry letter and the subject is
Speaker 13: I don't think my husband likes black women. We'll get
Speaker 13: into that and find out why, and what's that's all
Speaker 13: about everything, okay, and a little later yeah, what your husband?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 13: But first the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 13: What you got for his nept today?
Speaker 11: This right here, Shirley, This is called triple casket. Triple yeah, yeah, yeah. See.
Speaker 11: Explain y'all real quick. We've had three people pass in
Speaker 11: the family. Understand, three people have passed, But what we
Speaker 11: would like to do, if possible, is get a custom casket.
Speaker 11: Well all three of them can fit in that war
Speaker 11: triple Okay, I mean if the funeral on the same day,
Speaker 11: we might well going on lay them the rest togelbo.
Speaker 11: You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Who do you want us to say? Oh that's genius.
Speaker 2: You better believe it. Yes I do.
Speaker 1: Why is yes the same day?
Speaker 2: Why why everybody had their own day? I'm sorry? Well
Speaker 2: what is our We're doing it on? Here? We trip
Speaker 2: a cask. Let's go.
Speaker 7: Come on, Kats Mortuary. This is Calvin. I help you.
Speaker 2: Hey, how you doing? You said, Calvin?
Speaker 12: Right, yes, sir, how you Calvin?
Speaker 2: How you doing?
Speaker 11: My name is Brandon Man, Brandon Giles. I'm calling. We've
Speaker 11: got somebody that uh has passed. Actually three people passed away.
Speaker 2: I thank you for that.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 11: It was kind of expected. Uh so you know, it
Speaker 11: wasn't something that caught us off guard. But you know,
Speaker 11: but all in all, you know, we still grieving about
Speaker 11: losing our loved ones. But uh, but I wanted to
Speaker 11: give you all a call. We're trying to pick a
Speaker 11: particular funeral home on who we want to uh take
Speaker 11: care of the services.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, sir, yes, sir, okay, I can definitely help
Speaker 2: you with that.
Speaker 7: And uh, once again, I just want to, you know,
Speaker 7: just let you know that we can pretty much do
Speaker 7: the whole game that we we can make sure that
Speaker 7: you need to take them from you know, from from
Speaker 7: now on, we're here for you. Wanted to get that out.
Speaker 7: What is your name? Need?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 7: You said three people?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 11: Yes, yes, yes, okay. I wanted to bring attention to you.
Speaker 11: Do you guys customize caskets?
Speaker 7: Yes, we do, gold plating, uh, engraving.
Speaker 14: Uh.
Speaker 7: We even have a new thing where we can put
Speaker 7: the picture of the person on the outside like a
Speaker 7: semi gloss coating a couple of hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't I don't need that on no goal or
Speaker 2: nothing like that. Listen, listen, what I want to do.
Speaker 11: Is it any way that you could maybe, uh customize
Speaker 11: a casket that can accommodate three people?
Speaker 12: Uh? Yes, like we we can.
Speaker 7: We can customize each individual casket for each individual.
Speaker 11: No, no, no, Calvin, I didn't want to ask. What
Speaker 11: I'm saying is if I want to like like I said,
Speaker 11: like I said, I could they was all close. You know,
Speaker 11: I don't have a problem with all three of them
Speaker 11: being in the same casket.
Speaker 7: I get you, Uh, you know, to my knowledge is
Speaker 7: as far as I've been in this business, I've never uh,
Speaker 7: I'm not really sure we can actually do that.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean what I mean, but what's the
Speaker 2: problem if we can get them all in there?
Speaker 7: And well, sir, I mean I think that's a I
Speaker 7: don't even think if for one, it's legal in this
Speaker 7: state or any state. Uh, three people in one casket
Speaker 7: and ethics wise, I uh, that's not really something that
Speaker 7: can I say that we actually you.
Speaker 11: Know, but if you customizing a casket, Calvin, then you
Speaker 11: ought to be able to put as many people in there,
Speaker 11: if you make it deep enough and wide enough aught
Speaker 11: to be get three people in there.
Speaker 7: Right, Well, the customization is is the outer side of
Speaker 7: the casket and maybe you know some people uh even
Speaker 7: put TV screens on the inside or some of their
Speaker 7: their their loved ones, uh, memorable mementos.
Speaker 14: Uh.
Speaker 7: We customize it for that, you know, color wise.
Speaker 2: Uh So what about when when is a person real big?
Speaker 11: Uh? You know, a heavyset person. You know you got
Speaker 11: to have a casket that can accommodate the right Yes,
Speaker 11: but okay, so so you ought to be able to
Speaker 11: put you ought to be able to put three people
Speaker 11: in one casket if they can fit, if you put
Speaker 11: two one way and one the other other way, and
Speaker 11: you ought to be to have all three of them
Speaker 11: in there at one time.
Speaker 7: Is there anybody else around you and your family that
Speaker 7: can help talk with me about this?
Speaker 2: I'm talking right now.
Speaker 11: I'm trying to get I'm trying to accommodate my clothes
Speaker 11: and get them straight, and I'm asking you can we
Speaker 11: get them in a casket that one casket that can
Speaker 11: accommodate three people if you put two pillows.
Speaker 2: On the body end.
Speaker 7: That's not something we're really that ain't.
Speaker 11: Just used to doing cap But I'm calling you telling
Speaker 11: you that's the way I want this customize.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 7: All right, brother, look brother, brother, just to chill out
Speaker 7: with customs, all right.
Speaker 2: So we're trying to get three people are Yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Have a standard plan. It'll be a low end standard
Speaker 7: plan for three individual caskets.
Speaker 11: We ain't got We don't have enough money for three
Speaker 11: individual caskets. I keep telling you that we got room
Speaker 11: for one casket. We we just need this big enough, man,
Speaker 11: so you could get everybody in there and close the door.
Speaker 7: I'm not good. I'm not I don't want to go
Speaker 7: back and forth with you, sir. I know this is
Speaker 7: the time.
Speaker 11: Then you ain't gotta go back and forth with me.
Speaker 11: Builders that I need so I can bury my family.
Speaker 7: I don't really know what to tell you, sir, but
Speaker 7: I'm just really trying to help. I'm trying to Won't
Speaker 7: you tell.
Speaker 2: Me you're gonna get three people in the casket looking good?
Speaker 4: We cannot do that that man.
Speaker 2: I'm the one going through bereavement.
Speaker 12: I understand that. But you are you're you use the
Speaker 12: foul language.
Speaker 7: We can't do it, brother, you hear me, No, that's no.
Speaker 2: No hold on my cousin them said they wanted to
Speaker 2: use no, sir, No, we can't. Okay, Look, I'm.
Speaker 11: Look man, man, y'all gonna bury these three people, and
Speaker 11: you gonna put all three of them in the same
Speaker 11: damn casking man, two on one on one end and
Speaker 11: one on the other.
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 7: Man, Sir, if you're a drinking just stop.
Speaker 2: I ain't nobody. Let me tell you something, man, Let
Speaker 2: me say this to you. Your name Calvin, right, yes,
Speaker 2: yes it is, sir. Okay, so Calvi Calvin. Let me
Speaker 2: say this to you.
Speaker 11: Either y'all gonna bury my cousins the way I want it,
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Speaker 9: Huh?
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Speaker 13: Thank you Nephew's subject, I don't think my husband likes
Speaker 13: black women. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm twenty years old, yeah,
Speaker 13: forty years old, and married to an older man. He's
Speaker 13: an entrepreneur and I'm in the insurance field. He's out
Speaker 13: and about rubbing elbows with big wigs every day. At
Speaker 13: least that's how he describes his line of work. He
Speaker 13: dabbles in real estate and he owns a few parking
Speaker 13: lots and he just acquired another one. When he's at home,
Speaker 13: he's sleep or he's on his computer. We used to
Speaker 13: cook it home together and watch movies.
Speaker 1: That was our thing.
Speaker 13: But over the holidays, he said that lying around watching
Speaker 13: movies is a waste of my time and waste my
Speaker 13: time when I could be spending the time working on myself.
Speaker 13: He suggested that I get a hobby like playing tennis
Speaker 13: or golfing. I rolled my eyes when he said it,
Speaker 13: because I'm not interested in sports. He told me it
Speaker 13: was just like a black woman to cop an attitude.
Speaker 1: And roll my eyes.
Speaker 13: Lately, he's made remarks about me not being driven or
Speaker 13: having ambition. He said it's a cultural thing and black women.
Speaker 1: Like to settle.
Speaker 13: I've been at my job for twenty two years. I
Speaker 13: can retire in eight years. I love what I do
Speaker 13: and I don't want to be self deployed. Saturday, he
Speaker 13: asked when I was getting my braids taken out and
Speaker 13: getting a more professional hairstyle.
Speaker 1: He said, if it's not braids, it's a weave you
Speaker 1: and these hairstyles.
Speaker 13: He's also said my behind is nice now, but as
Speaker 13: I get older, I might want to start working out
Speaker 13: so it doesn't spread. I usually ignore him, but I
Speaker 13: went off that day and he said he expected me
Speaker 13: to react that way because black women are so reactive.
Speaker 13: I think he's got something against black women, or maybe
Speaker 13: it's me. I don't feel comfortable at home anymore. Excuse me,
Speaker 13: what is going on with him?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 13: You know what I say this, When a person lets
Speaker 13: you know who they are, believe them. Okay, he's shown
Speaker 13: you who he is and how he feels about you
Speaker 13: and black women, and excuse me, that's who he is now.
Speaker 13: The one thing that a person should never do is
Speaker 13: compare their partner to someone else. And he's being so
Speaker 13: nasty about it too, just because you're not doing what
Speaker 13: he wants you to do and how he wants you
Speaker 13: to do it. Now, all of a sudden, something is
Speaker 13: wrong with you now you have an attitude or you're
Speaker 13: an angry black woman. It's one thing to get those
Speaker 13: type of still tereotypes from others, but not from your own,
Speaker 13: especially your husband. Come on, you should be angry and hurt.
Speaker 13: It's okay that you went off on him. By the
Speaker 13: way he's talking to you now. All these comments about
Speaker 13: it being a cultural thing and just like black women
Speaker 13: to do this or that, and about your braids, they're mean,
Speaker 13: they're insensitive. It sounds like he's out and about now.
Speaker 13: Like he said, he's meeting new people, women especially, and
Speaker 13: he's changed, as people often do in relationships, and he
Speaker 13: thinks the grass is greener now on the other side,
Speaker 13: just because he's out now. You say you usually ignore him,
Speaker 13: but I say to you, don't ignore him this time.
Speaker 2: If you think you need.
Speaker 13: To start taking better care of yourself, handle that. Take
Speaker 13: from it what you need and discard the rest.
Speaker 2: But do it for you.
Speaker 1: Do it for you, not for him.
Speaker 8: Steve Well, I don't know how we keep dancing around
Speaker 8: this big white elephant in this room.
Speaker 2: But I can't.
Speaker 8: I don't know what the hell we talking about him,
Speaker 8: because you know, ain't nobody mentioned or racing this letter
Speaker 8: except for the fact that you said, I don't think
Speaker 8: my husband liked black women. Well, let's wait a minute,
Speaker 8: where did that come from. Why would you just I
Speaker 8: don't like my husband likes black women. Now I read
Speaker 8: the whole letter, and you never once mentioned who your
Speaker 8: husband was. So now what you've done for me is
Speaker 8: you've allowed me to open up the door of speculation.
Speaker 8: I am free to now read in to this letter
Speaker 8: what I want to read into it and read in
Speaker 8: between the lines.
Speaker 2: Now, you ain't saying nothing in this letter about your
Speaker 2: husband being black, and you did not mention that your
Speaker 2: husband was white. Buddy got white dude wrote all over
Speaker 2: him in this letter. Nah, you the married of white dude.
Speaker 2: Now you can discover you don't like your black ass.
Speaker 2: Oh here we go. I said, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: share ain't no need to looking at me on your zoom.
Speaker 2: You had your turn.
Speaker 8: I ain't nobody gonna say nothing about this letter button me.
Speaker 8: I'm here for it. Let's begin. I'm forty years old
Speaker 8: and married to an older man. He's an entrepreneur. I'm
Speaker 8: in an insurance field. He's out and about rubbing elbows
Speaker 8: with big wigs every day. At least that's how he
Speaker 8: describes his line of work. He dabbles in real estate.
Speaker 8: He owns a few parking lots and just required another one.
Speaker 8: When he's at home, he sleep on his computer. He
Speaker 8: sleep on his computer. We used to cook it home
Speaker 8: together and watch that was our thing. But over the holidays,
Speaker 8: he said, lying around watching movies here we go is
Speaker 8: a waste of time when I could be spending that
Speaker 8: time working on myself.
Speaker 2: Here is a husband.
Speaker 8: You did not say how old you long you all
Speaker 8: were married, but it's gotten to the point where something
Speaker 8: is starting to happen. He suggested that I get a
Speaker 8: hobby like playing tennis or golfing. That ain't a black request,
Speaker 8: No sa nosa, Very few black men coming the house
Speaker 8: and go. You need to pick up a hobby like
Speaker 8: tennis or golfing. First of all, I don't want my
Speaker 8: wife play golf. That's the one place I go where
Speaker 8: I and get away from everybody for four five hours.
Speaker 8: And I don't want her up there playing no damn golf.
Speaker 8: Steve wan't my ball.
Speaker 2: How I do this?
Speaker 8: How I swaying that, well, I need some moball, let
Speaker 8: me use your club. My club's too long for you.
Speaker 8: But we're not gonna do that. So he was the
Speaker 8: first inkling that you could be married to a white dude.
Speaker 8: He suggested that you go play tennis or golf. Now,
Speaker 8: it's a lot of blacks to play tennis and golf.
Speaker 8: So I don't want to make you think that lie
Speaker 8: to black tennis players, good ones too, A lot of
Speaker 8: good black golfers. I play golf. I'm not a good one,
Speaker 8: but I play. Oh, I think I understand. In fact,
Speaker 8: can I tell you what I'm thinking about?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 13: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We'll have
Speaker 13: part two of this strawberry letter. The subject is, I
Speaker 13: don't think my husband likes black women. Right after this,
Speaker 13: you're listening hard morning show. All right, come on, Steve,
Speaker 13: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is, I don't
Speaker 13: think my husband likes black women.
Speaker 8: Now, for this woman to say this, y'all and then
Speaker 8: not tell us whether her husband was black, white, Latino,
Speaker 8: anything like that, It all it leaves is a letter
Speaker 8: speculation so all I could do is dig into it
Speaker 8: my way and read between the lines. Now they don't
Speaker 8: watch TV, no more movies and cook together. So now
Speaker 8: over the holidays, he told her, you could be better
Speaker 8: spending your time working on yourself. Okay, so somebody's getting
Speaker 8: disgruntled now where he's out dabbling and working out in
Speaker 8: the field like you say, and now he's starting to
Speaker 8: meet some different kind of people. I think he suggested
Speaker 8: that I get a hobby like playing tennis or golfing.
Speaker 8: A lot of black people play tennis, a lot of
Speaker 8: people play golf. The Black Enterprise Golf and Tennis Classic
Speaker 8: used to be one of my favorite events to a tend.
Speaker 2: I used to love going down there hanging out.
Speaker 8: With them bushy as black people, I really man because
Speaker 8: they was all in corporate America, everybody me. But they
Speaker 8: asked me not to come back down there. One time
Speaker 8: I said something that American Airlines event that didn't go
Speaker 8: really real it is he is about the letter, It's
Speaker 8: about the Black Enterprise Golf of Tennis Class, which was excellent, excellent, excellent,
Speaker 8: brother Earl Graves.
Speaker 1: And his vision was outstanding for that.
Speaker 8: Miss him dearly anyway. Uh, then you said, said, I'm
Speaker 8: not interested in the poort. Then he said, he told
Speaker 8: me it was just like a black woman, the copper
Speaker 8: attitude that roll my. You should have said, oh, like
Speaker 8: your mama, But then you didn't say that cause his
Speaker 8: mama white. See that, I know comebacks in this letter
Speaker 8: that I know snappy comebacks. That's why I'm thinking the
Speaker 8: lady is thrown off because she married. She thought she
Speaker 8: married a well rounded person that didn't see race or color.
Speaker 8: But it's starting to show up in this letter.
Speaker 2: Lately.
Speaker 8: He's made remarks about me not being drink and have
Speaker 8: an ambition. He said, it's a cultural thing, and black
Speaker 8: women like to settle. What black women you talking about, dog,
Speaker 8: because that ain't who I'd have met. They some of
Speaker 8: the hardest scrappers and hustlers I've ever met my life.
Speaker 8: Black women, you talk about somebody can pick up the
Speaker 8: ball and run with it. You talking about somebody know
Speaker 8: how to hold it down, you know how someone you
Speaker 8: know how, somebody know how to put it all together
Speaker 8: and make it work.
Speaker 2: That's black women.
Speaker 8: Yes, all of a sudden, his thing is it's just
Speaker 8: like a black woman, copper attitude and roll away. And
Speaker 8: then he said it's a cultural thing. Black women like
Speaker 8: to settle. How does a cultural thing? I'm getting confused
Speaker 8: in this letter. I've been on my job twenty two years.
Speaker 8: I could retire in eight I love what I do
Speaker 8: and I don't want to be self employed. Saturday, he
Speaker 8: asked if I was getting my braids taken out and
Speaker 8: getting a more professional hairstyle. Oh okay, oh, oh okay.
Speaker 8: Oh you went down there and saw the little movie
Speaker 8: Bobbie hunh All right, now you on long straight? Hell okay,
Speaker 8: he said, if it's not braids, it's a weave you
Speaker 8: and these hastyles. He's also said my behind is nice now,
Speaker 8: but as I get old, I might want to start
Speaker 8: working out so it don't spread. I youally ignore him,
Speaker 8: but I went off that day and he said he
Speaker 8: expected me to act that way because black women are
Speaker 8: so reacting.
Speaker 2: I don't understand this letter. I just really really don't.
Speaker 2: I don't really give it.
Speaker 12: Damn.
Speaker 8: If your husband black or white, I don't like him.
Speaker 8: I don't like you sitting there talking about it.
Speaker 2: But what should he don't you think.
Speaker 1: If he was white, she would have said that though, that's.
Speaker 2: What I think.
Speaker 8: But see no, But okay, but well, no, not necessarily.
Speaker 8: I would think she would say he was white, but
Speaker 8: she didn't. Yeah, but then she says, I don't think
Speaker 8: my husband like black women. He got a mama and
Speaker 8: he married you. So I'm a little stuck on this.
Speaker 8: But it's something else to this letter, I really am.
Speaker 8: And that's what I think.
Speaker 2: We don't know if we got a white letter. I
Speaker 2: think he's got something against black women.
Speaker 8: Or maybe it's me. See that's what makes me. I
Speaker 8: think he got some against black women, or maybe it's
Speaker 8: just me. I see, it just sounds like I don't
Speaker 8: feel comfortable at home anymore.
Speaker 12: What.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what made me think it's white dude. Now
Speaker 8: I don't feel comfortable at home anymore. Because the only
Speaker 8: way this can work is one of these two things.
Speaker 8: All I can gather from this letter is this right here,
Speaker 8: that she's either tired he's tired of her, yes, or or.
Speaker 2: In his business is lying to work.
Speaker 8: He's been running around meeting all types of these new people,
Speaker 8: and now he said, Wow, what I got at the
Speaker 8: house ain't all that after all?
Speaker 2: Braid your body gonna spread.
Speaker 1: Hell, you know, all that round.
Speaker 8: But I really don't care y'all if he black or white? Right,
Speaker 8: if you married the white dude not now now his
Speaker 8: true colors then came out. And if you married a
Speaker 8: black dude.
Speaker 2: Leave him.
Speaker 1: Why he's real Hollywood.
Speaker 8: I mean, but I'm leaving the white dude or the
Speaker 8: black dude. It just don't sound like this relationship. You
Speaker 8: need to stay like like like your butt is okay
Speaker 8: right now, but as you get older, it may spread.
Speaker 13: She's right, it doesn't sound like he likes black women.
Speaker 13: Black or white, it doesn't matter. It doesn't sound like
Speaker 13: this man likes her anymore.
Speaker 8: Or it's an anti black So all of a sudden
Speaker 8: you came to this. See, I don't really know if
Speaker 8: it's a black dude all white dude, but I know you.
Speaker 2: Don't need to be with him. Yeah, Amen, of that?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 2: You put my butt in a box, kiss it. Don't
Speaker 2: miss a corner.
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Speaker 1: Coming up next to his junior and Sports Talk right
Speaker 1: after this.
Speaker 13: You're listening Hard Morning Show. It's time now for Sports
Speaker 13: Talk with junior.
Speaker 1: What you got junior free agency is here.
Speaker 2: The face of the NFL is changing.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 10: Derrick Henry signs two year deal or twenty million with
Speaker 10: the Baltimore Ravens.
Speaker 2: Oh my big god, super Bowl Baby.
Speaker 1: That's the old I was thinking up.
Speaker 10: Lamar Jackson, Dereck Henry, vote, Odell Beckham, junr.
Speaker 2: Who got the ball? Winning me? Man got the ball.
Speaker 10: We don't know what's gonna happen. Man, it's like having
Speaker 10: two running backs to the backfield for Baltimore right now.
Speaker 7: They got it.
Speaker 2: They got they got to be favored to go to
Speaker 2: the super vote.
Speaker 10: Also up, you know Cleveland, you know, Uh. I don't
Speaker 10: want how to tell you, but y'all lost Joe Flacco,
Speaker 10: Joe going to the Coats going to the y'all Lostjo Fla,
Speaker 10: But y'all did pick up somebody though, Jamie and Whisky.
Speaker 10: Not not just Jamie, Jerry Judy, Jerry Judy, different.
Speaker 2: Receiver. But how you feel about the Browns Now Browns
Speaker 2: is good? Man, watch it same home Mark.
Speaker 1: Jerry Judy, Nick Chubb.
Speaker 2: Y'all, y'all got a line up.
Speaker 10: I ain't gonna give it.
Speaker 2: If Chubb, If Chubb can get healthy, he had a bad,
Speaker 2: bad injury.
Speaker 8: I was hoping we picked up Derrick Henry because I
Speaker 8: don't know if he's gonna be able to come back
Speaker 8: from that injury.
Speaker 2: Man, that was nast Everybody wanted Henry. Yeah, everybody want
Speaker 2: to hear me. We're not getting everybody but the Titans.
Speaker 1: That's just let him go, carry the whole team.
Speaker 2: But New York gonna pay for letting go, Yeah they are.
Speaker 2: And he went right over the Philly rivalry team. Giants
Speaker 2: will be going nowhere to what they done.
Speaker 10: Man, Giants put all the money on Daniel Jones. They
Speaker 10: put all the money on Daniel Jones. It's all good though.
Speaker 10: You know what in Chicago, Justin Fields could be a
Speaker 10: backup this year because he has not been traded, has
Speaker 10: not been dealt.
Speaker 1: We killed it for him.
Speaker 10: Was Kirk Cousin going to the Atlanta Falcons just away
Speaker 10: from him to go now so he could.
Speaker 2: Be He ain't nowhere for him, go back.
Speaker 1: Caleb Williams from USC hold up.
Speaker 2: Man, let me slow every about it down.
Speaker 8: Everybody keep picking these boys out of college, and they
Speaker 8: all often to come in here and do what y'all's
Speaker 8: boy did in Houston. Ain't nobody deal with this boy
Speaker 8: did in Houston except the boy in Houston, c J.
Speaker 8: Nobody did in the NFL that whole draft where they
Speaker 8: had rolls in Baker Mayfield.
Speaker 2: Josh Josh Allen was creaming a crop in that group. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Ku in college.
Speaker 1: All right, Junior, all right, thank you, Junior. Coming up
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour.
Speaker 13: Can a man that's used to having threesomes ever be
Speaker 13: happy being monogamous? That is the question for you, Steve
Speaker 13: when we come back right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show. This is from Sandy and Flinch.
Speaker 13: Sandy says, my boyfriend and I met three years ago
Speaker 13: and we had casual sex with those strings attached at first.
Speaker 13: During that time, we had threesomes and I allowed him
Speaker 13: to film some of our experiences. When he asked me
Speaker 13: to be his girl, I put all of that in
Speaker 13: the past. We've been monogamous for a full year, but
Speaker 13: now he's asking to bring another woman into our bedroom.
Speaker 13: He told me in the beginning that he got all
Speaker 13: of the freaky lifestyle stuff out of his system. Is
Speaker 13: is he a lost cause? Can he be monogamous?
Speaker 1: What I would say, I wouldn't even.
Speaker 8: In his head, you know, he needs some more legs,
Speaker 8: and now he needs more options he got he got
Speaker 8: too many free hands. He wants some stuff happening to
Speaker 8: him while it's happening to you. Yeah, no, and started
Speaker 8: you know, you know you went along with him. You know,
Speaker 8: good luck, lady. I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 2: Bring him on in.
Speaker 1: So he is a lost cause you're saying, I just
Speaker 1: told you what he wanted.
Speaker 8: Now if you don't give it to him, he ain't
Speaker 8: gonna stop wanting it. So Keisha and Ledonna can't come over. No,
Speaker 8: he's no, no, he's not gonna do right, that's not
Speaker 8: what he does.
Speaker 2: He did it for a little while. That's what she
Speaker 2: told that he did for a little while with her.
Speaker 1: For a whole year.
Speaker 2: She said with her, please stop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been monogamous. We've been monogamous full year.
Speaker 2: Do you not understand what we said? He says, you're
Speaker 2: not understanding.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you the woman rose, He didn't went and
Speaker 1: threed somewhere else, Shirley.
Speaker 2: But if it ain't three people, he ain't gonna do it.
Speaker 13: Now.
Speaker 1: He wants to bring someone else in.
Speaker 13: She said, they won, all right, we have another one,
Speaker 13: so you don't think there's any helpe for this guy.
Speaker 2: Look at the film. You see here you talking about
Speaker 2: this fault in the film, that's him looking at.
Speaker 1: Him the whole year.
Speaker 2: They were good. His question is.
Speaker 1: Sure, His question is is just you?
Speaker 8: He got it when he got about the bed and
Speaker 8: hit the button on the camera. Did you see how
Speaker 8: fast he was back.
Speaker 2: In the frame?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 13: So there's no hope for this guy. All right, we
Speaker 13: have time for one more. This one's from Yushin in Dover.
Speaker 13: I'm in love with another man's wife. It started out
Speaker 13: as a business deal. I am thirteen years younger than
Speaker 13: she is, and she was paying me for sex. I
Speaker 13: ended up leaving my wife for her, but she broke
Speaker 13: her promise and she's still married. If she calls, she
Speaker 13: expects me to drop everything to be with her. I
Speaker 13: can't date other women because she'll cut me off. I've
Speaker 13: tried to leave a few times, but I get sucked
Speaker 13: back in. I have a good job now, so I
Speaker 13: want I want to move on with my life. Quite stop,
Speaker 13: so obvious.
Speaker 1: I want to move in.
Speaker 13: I want to move on with my life. But I
Speaker 13: can't imagine never making love to her again. Will she
Speaker 13: ever leave him for me?
Speaker 8: Bru no, no, no, Now you learning what women learn?
Speaker 8: You know, just you just gotta reverse on you. Sides
Speaker 8: can't become mains.
Speaker 2: You slow cutlet fries, baked bean, you dirty rice.
Speaker 8: You ain't fitting beat the chicken. You not fitting to
Speaker 8: beat the chicken. You the mac and cheese. You that
Speaker 8: little water ass soup ass mash potato with their little
Speaker 8: white gravy they put on that. You the side, don't
Speaker 8: You're not fitting to beat the chicken. Quick crying?
Speaker 2: Go on with your life? What you talking about? I can't.
Speaker 2: She won't let me see nobody else.
Speaker 7: How she know?
Speaker 2: But how does she know? You seeing somebody else? Do
Speaker 2: what she called?
Speaker 8: You supposed to drop everything else? You've been dropping everything, Margaret.
Speaker 8: I'm coming over there.
Speaker 13: All right, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
Speaker 13: we will have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Right after this.
Speaker 13: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Tommy, Today's Friday.
Speaker 13: Tell us what's happening.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to love, ready.
Speaker 2: To getting down to the nitty gritty. Yo, tune in.
Speaker 2: We are still in Dallas, And let me.
Speaker 11: Say this, I am excited because I did get the
Speaker 11: phone call that there will be more ready to love
Speaker 11: to come. And it feels good to get that phone
Speaker 11: call and I'm yes. I can't reveal the cities yet,
Speaker 11: but we got two cities laying in the cut.
Speaker 2: So ready to love. We'll be back again. I'm still
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Speaker 13: Or would you rather wear Trump's gold tennis sneakers his shoes?
Speaker 2: Oh, man, don't do me like that. Oh well, but
Speaker 2: name here I come.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna put them damn shoes on. Because I can't
Speaker 8: go in no public bathroom barefoot.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't do.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 2: I be watching people.
Speaker 8: They be at the pool and there going the restrooms barefoot,
Speaker 8: walk right in there and walk back.
Speaker 1: I can't.
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Speaker 8: it's nasty.
Speaker 2: Man, it's I know they are. But Mann, that dog
Speaker 2: find it right on the floor.
Speaker 13: Remember RFK Junior on the plane walking around barefoot? Remember
Speaker 13: that is he.
Speaker 2: Walking around barefoot while he campaigned.
Speaker 1: I didn't know he was, no, but on the plane
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Speaker 12: No?
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Speaker 13: Time coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour,
Speaker 13: Steve will close out the show right now.
Speaker 2: Would you'd rather breathe a whole your breath?
Speaker 1: You're listening to morning show? All right, guys, here we are,
Speaker 1: last break of the day, last break of the week. Steve,
Speaker 1: what are you going.
Speaker 2: To leave us with today? Well, here's a deal.
Speaker 8: You know, we were talking about the you all read
Speaker 8: the Wendy Williams story and her ex husband wants back
Speaker 8: paying money and all like this. It just got me
Speaker 8: to thinking about who we are. I'm just talking to
Speaker 8: me in right now. I feel really, really comfortable speaking
Speaker 8: about manhood because that's what I am. I'm an expert
Speaker 8: at manhood. I'm not an expert at your situation. I'm
Speaker 8: not an expert at your set of circumstances. I'm not
Speaker 8: an expert in your house or your marriage. I said,
Speaker 8: I'm an expert at manhood. You can't tell me nothing
Speaker 8: about being a man nothing. You can't teach me no
Speaker 8: new principles of it. You can't tell me how ought
Speaker 8: to be. I got a lock on that as do
Speaker 8: millions of other men, as do millions of men who
Speaker 8: are listening to me. So see, I'm not saying I'm
Speaker 8: the only one. But once you're a man, and once
Speaker 8: you're a full grown man, you got a lock on that,
Speaker 8: because it's real simple, it's really really simple what we
Speaker 8: have to do. The mistake we made was we were
Speaker 8: so busy climbing the corporate letter, so busy being a
Speaker 8: beneficiary of affirmative action, so busy trying to earn our keep,
Speaker 8: that we forgot to teach the two generations behind us.
Speaker 8: And now we have the problem that we have today.
Speaker 8: And that's why I have a minering program, because I'm
Speaker 8: trying to go back and catch them at an earlier
Speaker 8: age to try to instill some of the principles of
Speaker 8: manhood to them.
Speaker 2: Do you understand this about us as men? We have
Speaker 2: two major obligations when it comes to women. Two that
Speaker 2: we have to do.
Speaker 8: We have to provide for them and we have to
Speaker 8: protect them. Those two are an absolute must. They are
Speaker 8: non negotiable. You don't get off the hook from this.
Speaker 8: When you have children, you have to protect them and
Speaker 8: provide for them. You don't get off the hook there
Speaker 8: are no exceptions. There are no exceptions to the rule.
Speaker 8: There are no set of circumstances. As you could pray. Well,
Speaker 8: I ran up on hard times, got it. I understand
Speaker 8: that when you get off them hard times, your job
Speaker 8: is to protect and provide. When you have a woman,
Speaker 8: your job is to protect and provide.
Speaker 2: Period.
Speaker 8: That's the deal. And I'm sorry, man, but you just
Speaker 8: don't get away from those two things. Now, those are
Speaker 8: the non negotiables.
Speaker 2: Now you can have.
Speaker 8: You know, you can have some you can have some
Speaker 8: other qualities. That could be great. If you're a great communicator,
Speaker 8: it would be great. If you were a great lover,
Speaker 8: it would be great. If you were a great a caregiver.
Speaker 8: It would be great if you were really really great
Speaker 8: at sharing. Oh that's good, but I got news for you.
Speaker 8: Two things is just not up for bargaining. Protection and
Speaker 8: provision that you have to do. I don't know why
Speaker 8: these young guys and got off at it. And excuse
Speaker 8: me for signing old fashioned. I really don't give a
Speaker 8: damn how you feel about me. I know the rules, man,
Speaker 8: And because you don't know the rules, I'm not gonna
Speaker 8: stop knowing the rules just because your ass has set
Speaker 8: up a new set of them. You go and all
Speaker 8: these women talking about what she bring to the table. Hey, man,
Speaker 8: if your focus was on what you brought to the table,
Speaker 8: what she brought to the table can be limited, you understand.
Speaker 8: But if you find a good woman, what they gonna
Speaker 8: bring to the table is so much more that you
Speaker 8: can't bring. Women are one of the greatest attitudes in
Speaker 8: the world. Man, I don't know where we done got
Speaker 8: off thinking that we deprive all of a sudden. I
Speaker 8: don't know when women done got off at giving man
Speaker 8: that title. The Bible says, when a man findeth a wife,
Speaker 8: he has found a good thing. Because you know why,
Speaker 8: because God knew that in order for a man to
Speaker 8: be all he could be, he was gonna need a her.
Speaker 8: You gotta have her, man. They the real deal. They
Speaker 8: the missing elements. They do things we can't do. See
Speaker 8: all those two things that we're supposed to be shoe
Speaker 8: ins at, protection and provision, Well that other stuff, man,
Speaker 8: they got a lock on that. Nurturing, caring, giving, sharing, supporting, loyal, loving, kind, tender.
Speaker 8: They remember everything. They don't forget nothing. They know everybody's birthdays,
Speaker 8: They remember all of the attitudes. They take care of families.
Speaker 8: They do all of that.
Speaker 2: Man, It comes with a good woman.
Speaker 8: But you so busy man, trying to find somebody that
Speaker 8: can take care of you when it's your damn job
Speaker 8: to take care of her. I don't know how we
Speaker 8: got away from this. I don't know how we didn't
Speaker 8: teach it right. But I'm here to tell you now,
Speaker 8: Uncle Steve, is about the business of that. You have
Speaker 8: got to those do those two things. That's what you
Speaker 8: are as a man. If a woman has the responsibility
Speaker 8: of bringing all human life into this world. Do you
Speaker 8: understand the magnitude of that That women are the only
Speaker 8: ones that can make a human life. That's huge.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 8: You are here because of some woman somewhere. We all
Speaker 8: are here here because some woman somewhere. Don't you understand that, Brothers,
Speaker 8: So when you're talking about what they bring to the table,
Speaker 8: that's a big brain, don't you think seeing as how
Speaker 8: you wouldn't be here if somebody didn't didn't.
Speaker 2: Have that brain.
Speaker 8: Let's just be real, So quit trippling with women so hard.
Speaker 8: Get your sugar honey iced tea together, man, and be
Speaker 8: a damn man. You were made to take care of
Speaker 8: somebody's daughter. That's your damn job. And I'm sorry I
Speaker 8: don't feel that way. Oh man, man up dog, because
Speaker 8: that is your job. That's your role in this whole thing.
Speaker 8: That's the deal.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 8: So if anybody told it to you, now, you know,
Speaker 8: so get to providing and get to protecting somebody's daughter somewhere.
Speaker 8: If you don't, you're living out your creed and that
Speaker 8: ain't my fault. Have a nice day, y'all, See you tomorrow.
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