Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's taking over the jewelry industry
Speaker 1: with a revolutionary new idea nobody else is doing.
Speaker 2: Okay, kidney stone.
Speaker 1: Rings, don't be basically and proposed with a dumb diamond.
Speaker 1: Be different and ask for her hand with a custom
Speaker 1: made fourteen care at kidney Stone passed by your uncle Ralph.
Speaker 3: You don't even do the work for.
Speaker 2: And then you can hear a pope comes out.
Speaker 1: He runs in the famift off with Laser Stories. The
Speaker 1: segment will read weird news stories around the globe, just
Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and
Speaker 1: there's other jewel fools.
Speaker 2: Just don't this.
Speaker 1: First Laser Stories out of England. Fifty two year old
Speaker 1: Amelia Stevens got pulled over and when the officer walked
Speaker 1: up to the window, he could easily tell there was alcohol.
Speaker 2: On her breath nobody.
Speaker 1: Drinking dry, so he brought her and she made it
Speaker 1: more complicated than necessary. The cop explained she needed to
Speaker 1: blow steadily for a few seconds, but instead she tried
Speaker 1: to suck on it like a straw.
Speaker 4: Unk.
Speaker 1: She then asked him do I blow in or blow out?
Speaker 4: What say? Well?
Speaker 1: The cops said, how do you blow in, that's sucking.
Speaker 1: Then Amelia's next question was okay, am I sucking in
Speaker 1: or sucking out? Eventually he said, pretend like she's blowing
Speaker 1: up a balloon and she understood that.
Speaker 3: Ye, well, that's good. See she was not that drunk though.
Speaker 1: Well then she stopped early, so they had to do
Speaker 1: it over again. And that's when the reading finally came
Speaker 1: in that Amelia blew four times the legal limits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, but what did she and she blew in.
Speaker 1: When the cops told her the results, she asked to
Speaker 1: suck on the breathalyzer again because she thought she could
Speaker 1: definitely get a higher score.
Speaker 2: It's not a game.
Speaker 1: After that, Amelia got sentenced to eighteen months probation, one
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty hours of community service. And this is
Speaker 1: her fourth DUI, so she's lost her license until twenty
Speaker 1: twenty seven one.
Speaker 3: And she didn't know how to do it.
Speaker 2: I'm sure she didn't even remember them the first time.
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of the luxurious land
Speaker 1: of Smells. Last week, McDonald's Japan shared an image on
Speaker 1: social media that had the world shook, and if you
Speaker 1: missed it, they were teasing a McDonald's French fry perfume.
Speaker 2: I'm showing my host right now.
Speaker 1: You can see the pick of it up on the
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey Insta stories.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Every person who's ever worked at McDonald's is like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I know that.
Speaker 1: But the glass bottle it comes in is shaped like
Speaker 1: a box of McDonald's French fries.
Speaker 2: And that's not all they said.
Speaker 1: They're actually three different fragrances, plumb norri seaweed, salt, garlic,
Speaker 1: black pepper, mayo seasoning, and one that simply smells like
Speaker 1: salted mcfries. Of course, people online got really excited. Some
Speaker 1: said that they were booking their ticket from the US
Speaker 1: to Tokyo that day.
Speaker 3: I could smell it from here.
Speaker 1: A spokesperson for McDonald's Japan just threw cold water on it, saying, quote,
Speaker 1: the image was part of a promotion for the limited
Speaker 1: time flavored fries product. The perfume is not actually manufactured
Speaker 1: or sold.
Speaker 4: I was it's a perfume bottled that a woman spritzing
Speaker 4: on her neck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, it was all just an advertising
Speaker 1: came up with something cool. Other fast food joints have
Speaker 1: done similar things over the years, like KFC once had
Speaker 1: a fried chicken scent, Pizza Hut had pizza perfume, and
Speaker 1: Burger King Japan briefly had a scent called flame grilled Fragrance,
Speaker 1: which just smelled like a hot fresh whopper had candles
Speaker 1: for a Secondeah, remember that they're cool in fire logs to.
Speaker 4: KFC, they actually didn't use any wood or wax for that.
Speaker 4: They just use their old mashed potato.
Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of are you auto
Speaker 1: this world?
Speaker 3: I Am?
Speaker 1: Cars have been working on subscription based features for years now,
Speaker 1: but Audi is getting heat for what they're asking their
Speaker 1: European customers to pay for.
Speaker 2: Soon you'll be.
Speaker 1: Paying monthly fees for Apple car Play. If you plug
Speaker 1: your phone out to play music, charge.
Speaker 2: You for it.
Speaker 3: I thought it was just like part of my phone.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 2: It's just a freeze. It's a feature on your car.
Speaker 1: Cruise control charge, the extra high beam assist.
Speaker 4: You can't turn your if you can't see, you have
Speaker 4: to pay your money.
Speaker 2: And two zone air conditioning.
Speaker 3: I'm not paying for that one.
Speaker 4: If I'm driving, everybody's got to be at my temperature.
Speaker 2: I love this one.
Speaker 1: If I'm on a date, I can be like Hey,
Speaker 1: baby girl, go ahead turn your AC and I'll pay
Speaker 1: the five minutes. So to make sure you understand, these
Speaker 1: are all features that are already installed in the Audi's
Speaker 1: A threes.
Speaker 2: When consumers buy them.
Speaker 1: It's just if they actually want to use them, they'll
Speaker 1: have to pay a monthly subscription.
Speaker 3: Why that really?
Speaker 4: I hate the monthly subscription world that we live in
Speaker 4: right now, who's going to put a.
Speaker 3: Stop to it?
Speaker 2: Well, luckily, Brooke.
Speaker 1: This is only happening for Audi Europe, so who cares
Speaker 1: about the Europeans. But people are questioning when AUDI will
Speaker 1: start to make the same changes here in the States.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. Eventually it's gonna be like, oh, you want
Speaker 2: to break that. We want to stop with that. Stop
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars right now? You want to break this?
Speaker 1: Next laser story is out of the world of powerful produce.
Speaker 1: If the mad scientists behind this keep it up, we
Speaker 1: might be eating blueberries like apples soon. What.
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds amazing.
Speaker 3: I'm so squishy in the middle.
Speaker 2: Oh I want one.
Speaker 1: I say that because a company in Australia called Costa
Speaker 1: Berries just unveiled the largest blueberry ever grown.
Speaker 2: It's about the size of a ping pong ball. I
Speaker 2: want it.
Speaker 3: See, I feel like the texture is not gonna be great.
Speaker 1: It's so big, it's gonna be like, okay, like a
Speaker 1: plum bro normal normal blueberry is only way about a
Speaker 1: gram or two. This one is twenty times heavier and
Speaker 1: just under announce.
Speaker 4: Put it in my bowl of yogurt and it will
Speaker 4: take up the.
Speaker 1: Dim They picked it in November and they sat it
Speaker 1: in a deep freezer for three months while they waited
Speaker 1: on Guinness to verify it. The old record was sixteen
Speaker 1: point two grams, so this one was twenty six percent heavier.
Speaker 3: How did they grow it so big?
Speaker 2: Let's go with magic?
Speaker 3: Okay, blueberry days and.
Speaker 1: The company says this won't be unusual in the upcoming years.
Speaker 1: They've been working on breeding them to be bigger because
Speaker 1: they say there's a lot of consumer demand for low,
Speaker 1: larger blueberries.
Speaker 2: They do have like tons of antioxidants and stuff in
Speaker 2: them too.
Speaker 3: Yeah they're super food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I guess what they say is true.
Speaker 1: Bigger actually is always better, No, not always always, And
Speaker 1: that's why this guy had his cosmetic surgery recently done
Speaker 1: to get his shellon large.
Speaker 2: The animal kingdom. You gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end
Speaker 1: for the day.
Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,