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Speaker 2: We call a woman who's going to be attending a
Speaker 2: wedding coming up, and she's not really close with either side.
Speaker 2: There's a situation where her boyfriend is buddies with the groom. Oh,
Speaker 2: she is like a plus one. Yeah right, but she
Speaker 2: did put some of her own money towards a nice
Speaker 2: gift off of their registries.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: What she doesn't know is that while her gift was appreciated,
Speaker 2: it's not quite enough. You're gonna hear why in your phone?
Speaker 2: Tap right now it's another twenty.
Speaker 3: Hello. Hi, is this Veronica?
Speaker 4: Yes, it is Matthew's calling. Oh.
Speaker 3: I'm the planner for the Johanson wedding. My name is
Speaker 3: Haken Coffee.
Speaker 4: Oh hello, Hi.
Speaker 3: You can call me K of course, but my friends
Speaker 3: call me Kken Coffee. Get it, k Ken coffee cake
Speaker 3: and coffee. You know it sounds like cake and coffee.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, okay, sure, it's funny that it.
Speaker 3: Took you a second to get that. A little slow
Speaker 3: on the uptake.
Speaker 4: Uh okay, is there something that you need from me?
Speaker 3: That is a great question. So I'm touching bass with
Speaker 3: all the wedding guests. We're just a few short weeks
Speaker 3: away from the big day, and I'm just looking through
Speaker 3: my notes. It looks like, actually, are you friends with
Speaker 3: a brighter groom?
Speaker 4: My boyfriend Alex is really really close to the groom,
Speaker 4: so I'm basically like a plus one.
Speaker 3: He's a pretty attractive guy, isn't he?
Speaker 4: Who Alex or the groom?
Speaker 3: Oh silly, I mean the groom to that big chunk
Speaker 3: of man meat is off the market.
Speaker 4: What I would do to that? Wow, that's a little uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm good because I'm with Alex and he's
Speaker 4: obviously getting married.
Speaker 3: So well, yeah, anyway, let's move forward. So I see
Speaker 3: you already sent in a gift for the writing room
Speaker 3: to Marquis by Waterford Treviso crystal candlesticks.
Speaker 4: Ah, yeah, that's from me and Alex. I think they're
Speaker 4: really beautiful. She's got great taste.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the couple wants you to know how grateful they
Speaker 3: are for the generous gift valued at one hundred and
Speaker 3: twenty dollars.
Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, what what is this all about? Is this
Speaker 4: something that you need?
Speaker 3: I I'm so glad you asked, because they're just wondering
Speaker 3: if you could just do a tad bit more.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry the couple was wondering if I could do
Speaker 4: a tad bit more. What well, I'm sure you.
Speaker 3: Can understand, is their one and only wedding day, so
Speaker 3: there's not going to be another.
Speaker 4: Right, It's just that I don't understand what it is
Speaker 4: that they want me to do more.
Speaker 3: Still, slow on the uptake, I see, Okay, okay, wow.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 3: Based on my recommendation, I've had a couple institute gift
Speaker 3: giving tiers to prioritize wedding.
Speaker 4: Guests, prioritize them for what though? I just I don't
Speaker 4: understand what that like.
Speaker 3: PBS pledge drive, you know, like you donate twenty dollars,
Speaker 3: you get a koozie and a pen, but if you
Speaker 3: donate one hundred dollars, you get the koozy pen and
Speaker 3: ken Burn's Civil War on DVD.
Speaker 4: I do have other things I need to do today.
Speaker 4: So if you could let me know what it is
Speaker 4: you need.
Speaker 3: For me, that's what I'm getting to So the candlesticks
Speaker 3: fall in the zero to one hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 3: gift tier, so that's going to earn you admission only
Speaker 3: to the ceremony.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not going to be allowed into the reception.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to be allowed into the reception.
Speaker 3: What it sounds like you want to go, which is
Speaker 3: great because if you can just up into two hundred
Speaker 3: dollars to be in tier two, you'll not only be
Speaker 3: allowed into the reception, cash bar all, but you'll receive
Speaker 3: cake privileges too.
Speaker 4: Cake privileges. You'll get to eat the cake. Here's got
Speaker 4: to be kidding me.
Speaker 3: One piece per gas. Please don't steal the forks.
Speaker 4: This can't be how weddings work now, this is just ridiculous.
Speaker 3: No, eighty percent of the guest list is tier two
Speaker 3: or higher. We go all the way up to five tiers.
Speaker 4: I listen, I just picked something off the registries I
Speaker 4: thought was pretty I don't understand what the problem is here.
Speaker 3: This is what weddings are all about. Now, No, Cheapo's allowed.
Speaker 4: Campos, How dare you your best friend? And I went
Speaker 4: on their registry and I picked out a beautiful gift
Speaker 4: and I thought one hundred dollars an extremely dinner.
Speaker 1: Actually it was.
Speaker 3: Valued at one hundred and twenty. So you're kind of
Speaker 3: misrepresenting yourself right there.
Speaker 4: The dollar amount represent a friendship, like they made a
Speaker 4: registry for heaven's sake. I went on the registry. I
Speaker 4: picked something that they He says, they what.
Speaker 3: I will tell you that it was important to Alex
Speaker 3: when I talked to him on the phone earlier today.
Speaker 4: Could you talk to Alex? We're giving you everyone's phone numbers.
Speaker 4: You are a psycho. He said that you.
Speaker 3: Might be kind of upset when we called you for
Speaker 3: this prank phone call.
Speaker 4: He said, what.
Speaker 3: This is actually Brug from the radio show Brock and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 3: It's a phone tap. It's all a joke.
Speaker 4: I can this whole thing. Oh, He said.
Speaker 3: You were kind of on the fence about the wedding
Speaker 3: and wanted us to.
Speaker 4: Mess with you.
Speaker 3: I don't even know. You didn't even give me a
Speaker 3: chance to tell you about Tier three, where you could
Speaker 3: have gotten some Jordan Almond UH party favors. What are
Speaker 3: they call? I guess I don't even know what Tier
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