Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?
Speaker 3: It'sser line.
Speaker 4: Goodby, just call me back. If you haven't heard the
Speaker 4: loser line before, it works like this.
Speaker 5: Okay, Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out
Speaker 5: at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 5: Excuse me, miss boy, but could you perhaps call me
Speaker 5: an ambulance because your.
Speaker 4: Beauty is killing me right now?
Speaker 5: You know what, We could skip the paramedics and you
Speaker 5: just give me mouth to mouth. I must warn you
Speaker 5: my dentures are loose on purpose.
Speaker 2: That's the reason why we've switched to compression only.
Speaker 5: He says that tell him that you appreciate an older
Speaker 5: gentleman who has health benefits.
Speaker 4: Ah, that's right, I'm on Medicaid. And that's when you
Speaker 4: give him the digits to the loser line.
Speaker 5: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can
Speaker 5: play on the air.
Speaker 4: Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 6: Hey, my name is James. I've never done anything like
Speaker 6: this before, but I saw this number on a bathroom wall.
Speaker 6: Hoping this isn't one of those scam things, you know.
Speaker 7: Before I called this lady, she gave me her address
Speaker 7: and I ended up breaking leaves for like three hours
Speaker 7: and then that was it, And I wasn't happy about it.
Speaker 6: That being said, anything from the waist up is pretty
Speaker 6: much fair game. I can definitely take it.
Speaker 4: Take from the waistop.
Speaker 2: I don't understand what happens.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't either.
Speaker 2: I like how he said that he's never done this
Speaker 2: before and then immediately went into a story.
Speaker 4: About how he had.
Speaker 5: You always wonder who are the people that call those
Speaker 5: numbers on the bathroom stall.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I feel like that woman had a better idea.
Speaker 2: We could get this guy over here, get him like
Speaker 2: cleaning up the studio.
Speaker 5: Yes, I wonder if he's good with handy work, because
Speaker 5: we have a broken AC unit in here.
Speaker 4: We need somebody that knows what they're doing. I'm pretty
Speaker 4: sure he was the one looking for a handy.
Speaker 5: Your hands can work up there in different ways too.
Speaker 2: Is this the manager of the dollar store?
Speaker 3: Figure you would send me the voicemail you cowered?
Speaker 5: Here's a question.
Speaker 3: Why do you call yourself the dollar store when things
Speaker 3: cost more than a dollar? You know, I have five
Speaker 3: bucks on me.
Speaker 8: I want five candy bars.
Speaker 3: I got an argument with your registered lady.
Speaker 4: I think her name was kat or something.
Speaker 3: So don't you Jack know that if you price something
Speaker 3: higher than what you cram on your sign, it's false advertising.
Speaker 3: And you know what, get ready for a class action
Speaker 3: lawsuit and me hitting up every one of your stores
Speaker 3: this weekend in one hundred miles radius. I'm gonna steal
Speaker 3: all your toothpaste, and I want you gonna.
Speaker 8: Do huh.
Speaker 5: Good idea to like let the manager know that you're
Speaker 5: coming to steal from their store before.
Speaker 4: You do it. My mom will join that classic.
Speaker 1: I did not.
Speaker 2: There's a family Dollar that opened close to my mom's house,
Speaker 2: and she would and she goes Brook. You wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: Some thing's were three dollars.
Speaker 5: Oh no, oh god, speaking of the dollar store, if
Speaker 5: you want something fun in your life that costs even
Speaker 5: less than a buck, tet on over to the Brook
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey TikTok page where you can.
Speaker 4: Find your loser line of the week.
Speaker 5: They are along with special clips from the show and
Speaker 5: Brooke walking on a treadmill while she's hunched over her desk.
Speaker 5: At the same time, so many dudes over sixty perven
Speaker 5: out to that video right now.
Speaker 2: That is a very unflattering video.
Speaker 4: Go check it out for yourself. Now, let's get back
Speaker 4: to the loser line.
Speaker 8: Oh man, I was reading hoping you'd answer. I've been
Speaker 8: dying to talk to you. I have this gift for you,
Speaker 8: and I've been working on it. Actually I don't really
Speaker 8: have it yet, but I will, and I need you
Speaker 8: to help me to get it. Okay, it's his promise ring.
Speaker 8: I get my ex girlfriend. She still has it. It
Speaker 8: looks so much more beautiful on you. And I see
Speaker 8: this ring on on she's always wearing on Instagram, and
Speaker 8: I know she still has it, and I just keep thinking,
Speaker 8: maybe you can help me go down to her place.
Speaker 8: You can sit on my shoulders and kind of shimmy
Speaker 8: up through the window. I drove by it last night.
Speaker 8: I know the windows open. So I just can't stop
Speaker 8: thinking about you wearing this ring. This is gonna be
Speaker 8: so romantic.
Speaker 4: It's romantic. It could be romantic.
Speaker 5: A little B and E on a first date, an
Speaker 5: entering Yeah, that could do with a rom com About
Speaker 5: that story.
Speaker 2: I have a special hatred for promise rings. Just from
Speaker 2: the get go. He lost me there.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, did you get a promise ring from
Speaker 5: a guy in middle school.
Speaker 2: For accept a promise ring.
Speaker 4: I think there's the stupidest thing.
Speaker 8: This is a good point.
Speaker 5: If this ring was worth more, I might be down
Speaker 5: if we were talking a little bit more carrots on.
Speaker 2: It's one of the engagement.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's that.
Speaker 5: I think it's like a plastic ring that you get
Speaker 5: out of one of those machines.
Speaker 1: Not Christopher, this is me. Remember we met at the barcue.
Speaker 1: I may or may not have been drinking marguerite us.
Speaker 1: I'm seven in the morning. I'm feeling Trey good. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have a ship right now for me and let
Speaker 1: me have one for you.
Speaker 7: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: I think I'm just gonna have a little more.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, Brooks mom called the Loser.
Speaker 2: Is I really honestly think those were frozen Margarita's Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm like, how do.
Speaker 4: I know that? Like reflection, like mother, like daughter.
Speaker 2: Lemons, limes, orange juice, what's the difference?
Speaker 4: Yeah, had to it.
Speaker 5: Find Brooks recipe for a frozen to read up on
Speaker 5: the brook and Jeffrey TikTok page, and you can listen
Speaker 5: to the Loser line regularly at this time every single week.
Speaker 4: Let's get into your phone tapping right after this
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,