Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and over the weekend,
Speaker 1: thousands of people partied all over the city for Saint
Speaker 1: Patrick's Daylight. It was a multi day long celebration of
Speaker 1: everything Irish, like cabbage and Killian Murphy and magical rocks
Speaker 1: that make you talk good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's actually problem, honestly, by the time Sunday happened.
Speaker 1: Also lots of responsible alcohol consumption happens, where you pay
Speaker 1: twenty dollars to drink in the back alley of an
Speaker 1: Irish bar and watch your friend's puke and did the
Speaker 1: gutter before you stumble over to it another bar in
Speaker 1: a different alley and pay another twenty bucks to do
Speaker 1: it all over again.
Speaker 3: Patty, I love Portati on Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 1: And that's why we sent Jose and Alexis out to
Speaker 1: the streets. Ask the fine beer soaked people a simple question,
Speaker 1: what you're doing on Saint Patrick's weekend?
Speaker 3: What you're doing on Saint Patrick's Day weekend.
Speaker 1: We're out here at tavern, you know, with the homies.
Speaker 3: I sound so good out of the bar this You're like,
Speaker 3: what are you What are you doing? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I was just trying to sound cool. It's like your
Speaker 3: party boys. Yeah, that's my party voice. Okay, so this
Speaker 3: is what you normally sound like sometimes, Yeah, the party,
Speaker 3: I'm just drunk. Wait a minute, what's the what's the difference?
Speaker 3: Maybe like five shots in, I'm only like two. We're
Speaker 3: not dragging her yet, that's the difference.
Speaker 2: So you are you are surrounded by big burly guys.
Speaker 3: Are these your bodyguards or these guys know they're going
Speaker 3: to be dragging you? Celebrity? You know, know your celebrity?
Speaker 3: Who are you? Tell me? Why are you a celebrit
Speaker 3: only fans whoa wait a minute saying I used to
Speaker 3: be retired.
Speaker 2: Okay, so only fans made you rich. Now you're partying
Speaker 2: with a bunch of dudes. What's next in your life?
Speaker 3: Probably be sober right next on her?
Speaker 1: Yeah, last goal field the hardest. You have to be
Speaker 1: literally dragged home up my hill in order to make
Speaker 1: it there.
Speaker 2: The guys are like, we're ready, don't worry, we'll take
Speaker 2: care of it.
Speaker 3: Out of it. Yeah, boys like, aha.
Speaker 2: You're just jealous.
Speaker 3: One day, maybe you could be an only fan star.
Speaker 3: I can't be dragged around it way too much. But
Speaker 3: you do not say Patrick's Day weekend. I am out
Speaker 3: here with my college buddy Sean and all of his pals,
Speaker 3: best friend Hannah. Okay, so your best friend's a girl,
Speaker 3: as he yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what do you have to say to people
Speaker 1: that think you can't be best friends with the girl?
Speaker 3: We're in love? Oh wait wait, do you know that
Speaker 3: she's in love with you? I did not know that
Speaker 3: until now.
Speaker 1: This is that you can't be best friends with a
Speaker 1: girl unless you're in love with her.
Speaker 3: That's fact.
Speaker 2: So she actually said she.
Speaker 3: Was in love with me first. Are you gonna say
Speaker 3: it back now? Because he doesn't know? Now he knows.
Speaker 3: You just set it out and your friends are chanting kiss. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: I'm so uncomfortable. Ryan. No, you're not gonna do it.
Speaker 3: I gotta go. I'm so sorry. All right, shout out
Speaker 3: to my mom. This is Caleb. I made it on
Speaker 3: the radio. I didn't kiss her. Mom. Mom is proud.
Speaker 3: He's solid.
Speaker 2: She keeps saying again and again, Oh, he doesn't know yet,
Speaker 2: he doesn't even know.
Speaker 3: And we're like, no, you just said it to him.
Speaker 3: I think he already knew. Everybody's now.
Speaker 1: If you're the female best friend, aren't you offended that
Speaker 1: he was more excited to learn that he was on
Speaker 1: the radio and you've been in love with him secretly
Speaker 1: for years and years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a hard night for both of them.
Speaker 3: That's when it came.
Speaker 1: Down as hard as a girl getting dragged by a
Speaker 1: bunch of dudes up the hill. No, no, if you're
Speaker 1: just teining us, we're doing what you're doing at Saint
Speaker 1: Patrick's Day weekend?
Speaker 3: Where we sent brook No, where we sent I definitely
Speaker 3: didn't know. The book wasn't capable.
Speaker 1: It was Jose and Alexis going out to the bars
Speaker 1: to ask people a simple question.
Speaker 3: What you're doing on Saint Patrick's Day weekend? We're drinking?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Is that a good thing? Listen, we're waiting in this
Speaker 3: long ass line. Someone get us to the front. We
Speaker 3: won't pay, but we're looking for hold on, hold on,
Speaker 3: you're smoking.
Speaker 2: But I thought you're supposed to be drinking, crossfaded, any
Speaker 2: other words that I should know that you're gonna be
Speaker 2: doing tonight. We're geeked.
Speaker 3: We're geeked to the gods.
Speaker 1: The American language like you're on the clouds, you're in Pluto,
Speaker 1: you're in bars.
Speaker 3: You girls are having fun tonight. Okay, what what is
Speaker 3: your name? My name's a Listen, I'm a leioh. Wait
Speaker 3: a minute, hold on, this isn't a dating game. I
Speaker 3: mean it could be. Tell me about dating her brother. Wait,
Speaker 3: you're dating her brother cousin? Wait a minute, you don't
Speaker 3: even know the relation? No, I do. It's just like
Speaker 3: he's living in the same house. Like, did you listen
Speaker 3: to this somewhere? Yeah?
Speaker 2: If if we can edit this, yes, how were we
Speaker 2: able to it?
Speaker 1: Turns out we were able to edit it. Unfortunately, after
Speaker 1: that clip, both of our editors quit want to work
Speaker 1: on this show, and.
Speaker 3: The third one is still on the floor. What was happening?
Speaker 1: There was a brother of first cousin, two girls who
Speaker 1: sounded the same. You're the only one that could interpret.
Speaker 3: Probably, Okay, what do do not say? Patrick's day weekend?
Speaker 3: I'm running the blog. Let's see what's up? Okay? I
Speaker 3: have to ask you, single dating, what's what's up? So?
Speaker 3: I have options? Can you explain? I'm a very honest guy,
Speaker 3: so when I talk to it girl.
Speaker 2: Oka, Wait, saying you have options doesn't sound honest.
Speaker 3: So let me get to the point. When I tell
Speaker 3: a girl, I'm talking to other girls as well, and
Speaker 3: I usually say like, is that okay? Or are we
Speaker 3: gonna have to stop right here? You're confident. It's not
Speaker 3: about confidence, it's more about like friends next to me said,
Speaker 3: you're lying. Is there a reason they're saying? I don't
Speaker 3: know what they're talking about? What are your options? Then
Speaker 3: I'm looking at your phone. I don't snapscreen open, just
Speaker 3: let me read like three names. So that's gonna cost
Speaker 3: fifteen marks. I saw Jianna, Let me see the rest.
Speaker 3: Who All right? I know how to stalk quick, dude?
Speaker 3: You had you said his secret? Like, no, don't say
Speaker 3: her name name?
Speaker 1: Oh man, you can lie to Brook and get away
Speaker 1: with it. You can lie to me or Jose, but
Speaker 1: don't you dare try to pull one over on our
Speaker 1: little blonde Mimion Alexis. She will find all of your
Speaker 1: exes and all the places that you've lived in the
Speaker 1: first five minutes if you take your phone and I
Speaker 1: will do what needs to be done. That was like
Speaker 1: what you're doing on Saint Patrick's Day weekend.
Speaker 3: We got your phone town coming up in just a
Speaker 3: few minutes. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning