Speaker 1: Hey is Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and it's
Speaker 1: a podcast. Welcome to it.
Speaker 2: All, right, let's get it going.
Speaker 3: It is time for us to recognize our hero of
Speaker 3: the week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning and
Speaker 3: for this week's hero, we're headed to Florida to it
Speaker 3: full of heroes, and we're talking about a fifty two
Speaker 3: year old man whose name we do not know. Wow,
Speaker 3: you're gonna understand why though in a second here. But
Speaker 3: he had a history of bad migraines and went to
Speaker 3: see the doctor recently because for some reason they seem
Speaker 3: to be getting worse. They felt more severe, lasted longer
Speaker 3: than before, and he'd have these pounding headaches for a
Speaker 3: week straight.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's terrible.
Speaker 3: He kept happening over and over again for months, until
Speaker 3: finally his doctor came back with a brand new diagnosis
Speaker 3: and found good news. It's actually not migraines.
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 3: Then turns out he had a giant tapeworm in his head.
Speaker 3: You can get one there, yes, you can, apparently, how
Speaker 3: do you get it up there? Well, they figured out
Speaker 3: that he had eaten some month old bacon that went bad,
Speaker 3: and of course he's the type of guy who likes
Speaker 3: his bacon soft and chewy.
Speaker 1: Cannot be trusted.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I don't trust anyone who likes wiggly bacon.
Speaker 3: If he'd cooked it just a little bit more, probably
Speaker 3: would have killed the parasite that was hiding in there.
Speaker 3: But that's right, mister Limp Bacon doesn't do it that way,
Speaker 3: so he unknowingly ate the tapeworm which got up into
Speaker 3: his brain and laid some eggs.
Speaker 1: Could not have been more gross, I know.
Speaker 3: Well, thankfully he's okay now because they gave him a
Speaker 3: deworming medication that's also used on large dogs, and his
Speaker 3: symptom is finally improved after about two weeks side.
Speaker 2: Effects from.
Speaker 5: Us a shot collar that's meant for large dogs. I mean,
Speaker 5: we are only one step away from this, that's.
Speaker 3: Right, So it's coming up. But first, congratulations to mister
Speaker 3: Limp Bacon and Jeffery's hero of the week. Now let's
Speaker 3: get on to the shockolic question of the day and
Speaker 3: send it over to the opposite of mister Limp. That's
Speaker 3: our own digital Tay.
Speaker 6: When I checked today's calendar, I was tickled, so I
Speaker 6: asked to please stop tickling.
Speaker 2: His ribs though.
Speaker 6: But then after that, that's when I learned that today
Speaker 6: is the birthday of not just one, but two famous celebrities. Wow,
Speaker 6: comedian Dane Cook and multi talented megastar Queen Latifa.
Speaker 1: I really like one of those people.
Speaker 6: It's the big two. So I immediately knew there was
Speaker 6: only one way to properly honor these two legends of entertainment.
Speaker 6: That's by quizzing you on famous cooks and queens in a.
Speaker 7: Special edition of.
Speaker 6: Plenty of twenty THO.
Speaker 1: I mean, Queen Lativa's funnier is that one of the questions.
Speaker 4: We get it.
Speaker 6: Every question will be about either a famous TV celebrity
Speaker 6: chef or a famous royal queen.
Speaker 5: Wow, Queen, I don't know a ton about either of
Speaker 5: these people.
Speaker 6: Let's start with the woman who leaves all the cooking
Speaker 6: and queening to her roommates. That's Alexis Fuller. Alexis, give
Speaker 6: me a number one through twenty.
Speaker 2: Please, let's go one.
Speaker 6: Alexis. Celebrity chef Guy Fieri is known for his TV
Speaker 6: show Diners, Drive Ins and Dives and his famous catchphrase
Speaker 6: take me to blank.
Speaker 2: Oh uh Flavortown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Flavortown is correct, Alexis is that also?
Speaker 1: How you correctly say Guy Fieri's name?
Speaker 6: I know, I didn't know that it was born Guy
Speaker 6: Ferry and he changed it to something different. So he's
Speaker 6: the one that's dialing.
Speaker 1: It's not even a language thing, it's.
Speaker 6: A Flavortown dial.
Speaker 3: Flavor Town is a real city.
Speaker 6: Right, Let's go to Brook. Gave me a number one
Speaker 6: through twenty place seven. Brook on the list of top
Speaker 6: five highest earning celebrity chefs. Gordon Ramsey's on there also
Speaker 6: Jamie Oliver you might know him as the Naked Chef,
Speaker 6: But the number one spot goes to a man named
Speaker 6: Alan Wong from Japan. His net worth is over one
Speaker 6: billion dollars thanks to a very popular Asian dish that
Speaker 6: he received critical acclaim for here in America and now
Speaker 6: you can find it in every city across the country.
Speaker 6: What Asian dish is it?
Speaker 8: Who?
Speaker 1: He's Japanese?
Speaker 5: Because at first I was thinking like orange chicken, right,
Speaker 5: but that would be Chinese.
Speaker 3: It's like the misushi burger.
Speaker 7: Yeahs I mean.
Speaker 5: But the thing is is it had to be somehow
Speaker 5: trademark back to him, right if he was gonna make
Speaker 5: a bunch of money on it. I guess I'm just
Speaker 5: gonna stick with even though it's not Japanese orange chicken.
Speaker 6: Brooks scoring with orange chicken. Alan Wong made a bunch
Speaker 6: of money with his popular take on It's incorrect, His
Speaker 6: poke bowls Oh, a very famous recipe for pokey Alan
Speaker 6: Wong's minute Poke. Let's go over to Jose. All right,
Speaker 6: Alexis is still in it, brook is out? Jose. I
Speaker 6: need a number one through twenty from you.
Speaker 4: Let's go ten.
Speaker 6: Number ten. Jose named this famous queen who is known
Speaker 6: for screaming out the phrase off with their heads.
Speaker 4: Oh, the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland.
Speaker 6: That's correct, Jose.
Speaker 4: It's my favorite ride at Disney.
Speaker 3: Oh God, I got it right.
Speaker 4: Okay, and that's all I'm bad?
Speaker 6: Could work, Hose, Jeffrey, it's your turn. How about a number?
Speaker 3: Okay? Nineteen, Jeffrey.
Speaker 6: A very long time ago, a famous queen used eyeliner,
Speaker 6: and not just for beauty purposes. The lead salt found
Speaker 6: in it helped heckt her against eye disease. Name that queen.
Speaker 1: Oh, nothing like put some blood up in your eyes.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I feel like this could fix
Speaker 2: my eyelash allergy.
Speaker 3: Fire with fire, And when I close my eyes and
Speaker 3: picture a queen with eyeliner, I think of Freddie Mercury
Speaker 3: from the band Queen. But I don't know if that's
Speaker 3: what Jake is going for. Uh, I'm just gonna go
Speaker 3: with a real queen. The Queen of Sheba. Oh, she
Speaker 3: was Queen of Ethiopia from one sixty five to one
Speaker 3: seventy three. A d and challenge the wisdom of King Solomon.
Speaker 6: You know, of course, we all know that you don't.
Speaker 6: Sheba written down to Queen of Sheba is incorrect.
Speaker 7: I was looking for.
Speaker 6: Cleopatra Egypt, very fierce eyes. We're down to Alexis and Jose.
Speaker 6: Now the next wrong answer loses. Alexis need a number
Speaker 6: one through twenty.
Speaker 2: Please, Okay, I'll go number nine.
Speaker 6: Before she mastered the arts of French cooking. This famous
Speaker 6: celebrity used to be a spy for the United States. Yes,
Speaker 6: what's her name?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: I know this, You're supposed to know this.
Speaker 2: I don't seen any female chef.
Speaker 5: Cooking show is so famous?
Speaker 2: Martha Stewart, Martha Stewart incorrect.
Speaker 6: I thought I was looking for Julia Child and her
Speaker 6: famous a French cooking book because she's super old.
Speaker 5: She's like the first famous famous cooking.
Speaker 6: Before the CIA was created. She worked for the os
Speaker 6: S the Opposite Strategic Services, and she's famous for creating
Speaker 6: a shark repellent for Navy Seals's.
Speaker 7: Got that wrong?
Speaker 2: Good movie?
Speaker 6: That means you've won today's game of I'm the Queen
Speaker 6: twenty Jose.
Speaker 3: Good work coming out on top, so you get to
Speaker 3: choose to get shot today. And somebody's gonna be singing
Speaker 3: Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 10: I don't know whether to punish jeff for being too smart.
Speaker 3: That's a punishment I suffer every single day. That's true,
Speaker 3: So I gotta give it to there you go.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm bringing sexy bag.
Speaker 1: The mother boys don't know.
Speaker 11: How to.
Speaker 2: Lean on that.
Speaker 3: That's your Sean Collar question of the day. We got
Speaker 3: your phones have coming up in just a few.
Speaker 8: Minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Once an object or an item is named something that's
Speaker 3: kind of it, that's what it's called forever and it
Speaker 3: rarely changes Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. But it
Speaker 3: doesn't mean the Internet can't fantasize a little bit. And
Speaker 3: I say that because there was a new online poll
Speaker 3: update on the where people were asked, what's something you
Speaker 3: think is badly named and come up with a better name.
Speaker 3: So a lot of people had fun with that. Here's
Speaker 3: some of the best answers. Number seven dentures should be
Speaker 3: called substitutes.
Speaker 1: Substitute.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, this list is gonna be full of puns.
Speaker 3: I like it, but old people with their SSA's would
Speaker 3: really struggle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, substitute before they put the substitute.
Speaker 3: Number six is labor contractions should be called birthquakes. Birthquakes.
Speaker 5: I mean it does feel like the hurricane situation on
Speaker 5: top of an earthquake, on top of like every natural
Speaker 5: disaster at once happening inside of you.
Speaker 3: Oh, Brook really enjoyed me.
Speaker 1: There's a tsunami that comes eventually.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's move Number five. Someone suggested that garbage men
Speaker 3: should be renamed pickup artists, and pick up artists should
Speaker 3: be called garbage men.
Speaker 11: Yay.
Speaker 3: Number four, jet skis should be botor cycles. Number three
Speaker 3: astronomers should be named sky in tiss.
Speaker 5: You would remember what an astronomer is though if you
Speaker 5: called it a diet yet, that's a good point number two.
Speaker 3: This is kind of cute. Donuts should be rebranded as
Speaker 3: sugar bagels. It's cute but not donuts forever. And the
Speaker 3: number one thing people want to rename olives instead, they
Speaker 3: should be called greases pieces Greece because from the grease. Yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe try one of those words out in the real world.
Speaker 3: You see how people look at you.
Speaker 1: I make it my kids olive if I call them that.
Speaker 3: We're going to do Laser Stories right after this. It's
Speaker 3: the radio segment that's taking over the jewelry industry with
Speaker 3: a revolutionary new idea nobody else is doing. Okay, kidney stone.
Speaker 12: Rings, don't be basic and proposed with a dumb diamond,
Speaker 12: be different and asked for her hand with a custom
Speaker 12: made fourteen care at kidney stove passed by your uncle Ralph.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't even do the work for.
Speaker 4: And then you can hear a pop ye comes out.
Speaker 3: He runs in the fam fifteen percent off with Laser Stories,
Speaker 3: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
Speaker 3: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser
Speaker 3: and there's other jewel fools. Just don't this first Laser
Speaker 3: Stories out of England fifty two year old Amelia Stevens
Speaker 3: got pulled over and when the officer walked up to
Speaker 3: the window, he could easily tell there was alcohol on
Speaker 3: her breast.
Speaker 7: Nobody got to put it no drinking dry.
Speaker 3: So he breathalyzed her, and she made it more complicated
Speaker 3: than necessary. The cop explained she needed to blow steadily
Speaker 3: for a few seconds, but instead she tried to suck
Speaker 3: on it like a straw. You know you're drunk. She
Speaker 3: then asked him do I blow in or blow out? O?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 7: She say?
Speaker 3: Well, the cops said, how do you blow in? That's sucking.
Speaker 3: Then Amelia's next question was, okay, am I sucking in
Speaker 3: or sucking out? Eventually he said, pretend like she's blowing
Speaker 3: up a balloon and she understood that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well that's good.
Speaker 1: See she was not that drunk though.
Speaker 3: Well then she stopped early, so they had to do
Speaker 3: it over again, and that's when the reading finally came
Speaker 3: in that Amelia blew four times the legal limits.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, but what did she blow?
Speaker 1: And she blew in.
Speaker 3: When the cops told her the results, she asked to
Speaker 3: suck on the breathalyzer again because she thought she could
Speaker 3: definitely get a higher score.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's not a game.
Speaker 3: After that, Amelia got sentenced to eighteen months probation, one
Speaker 3: hundred and twenty hours of community service. And this is
Speaker 3: her fourth dui, so she's lost her license until twenty
Speaker 3: twenty seven one.
Speaker 1: And she didn't know how to do it.
Speaker 3: I'm sure she didn't even remember them the first time.
Speaker 6: It's that good.
Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of the luxurious land
Speaker 3: of smells. Last week, McDonald's Japan shared an image on
Speaker 3: social media that had the world shook, and if you
Speaker 3: missed it, they were teasing a McDonald's French fry perfume.
Speaker 3: I'm showing my host right now. You can see the
Speaker 3: pick of it up on the Brook and Jeffrey insta stories.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Every person who's ever worked at McDonald's is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 3: But the glass bottle it comes in is shaped like
Speaker 3: a box of McDonald's French fries. And that's not all
Speaker 3: they said. They're actually three different fragrances, plum norri seaweed, salt, garlic,
Speaker 3: black pepper, mayo seasoning, and one that simply smells like
Speaker 3: salted mcfries. Of course, people online got really excited some
Speaker 3: said that they were booking their ticket from the US
Speaker 3: to Tokyo that day.
Speaker 1: I could smell it from here.
Speaker 3: A spokesperson for McDonald's Japan just threw cold water on it, saying, quote,
Speaker 3: the image was part of a promotion for the limited
Speaker 3: time flavored Fries product. The perfume is not actually manufactured
Speaker 3: or sold.
Speaker 5: I was It's lovely a perfume bottle that a woman
Speaker 5: spritzing on her neck.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 10: It was all just an advertising came up with something cool.
Speaker 3: Other fast food joints have done similar things over the years,
Speaker 3: like KFC once had a fried chicken scent, Pizza Hut
Speaker 3: had pizza perfume, and Burger King Japan briefly had a
Speaker 3: scent called flame Grilled Fragrance, which just smelled like a
Speaker 3: hot fresh whopper had candles for a secondehmember that they're cool.
Speaker 3: In fire logs, tosh' KFC.
Speaker 1: Actually didn't use any wood or wax for that. They
Speaker 1: just used their old mashed potato.
Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of are you auto
Speaker 3: this world.
Speaker 7: Already?
Speaker 3: I Am Cars have been working on subscription based features
Speaker 3: for years now, but Audi is getting heat for what
Speaker 3: they're asking their European customers to pay for. Soon you'll
Speaker 3: be paying monthly fees for Apple car Play. Oh if
Speaker 3: you plug your phone in to play music, charge you
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 1: I thought it was just like part of my phone.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 3: It's just a free it's a feature on your car.
Speaker 3: Cruise control charge, the extra high beam assist.
Speaker 10: Wait, you can't turn your if you can't see, you
Speaker 10: have to pay your money.
Speaker 3: And two zone air conditioning.
Speaker 1: I'm not paid for that one.
Speaker 5: If I'm driving, okay, everybody's got to be at my temperature.
Speaker 4: I love this one.
Speaker 10: If I'm on a date, I can be like, hey,
Speaker 10: baby girl, go ahead turn your AC and I'll pay
Speaker 10: the five minutes.
Speaker 3: So to make sure you understand, these are all features
Speaker 3: that are already installed in the Audi's A threes. When
Speaker 3: consumers buy them, it's just if they actually want to
Speaker 3: use them, they'll have to pay a monthly subscription.
Speaker 7: Who that really is?
Speaker 1: I ain't the monthly subscription world that we live in
Speaker 1: right now. Who's gonna put a stop to it?
Speaker 3: Well, luckily, Brooke, this is only happening for Audi Europe,
Speaker 3: so who cares about the Europeans? But people are questioning
Speaker 3: when Audi will start to make the same changes here
Speaker 3: in the States. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 10: Eventually it's gonna be like, oh, you want to break that.
Speaker 10: You want to stop, but that stopped one thousand dollars
Speaker 10: right now, you.
Speaker 3: Want to break This next laser story is out of
Speaker 3: the world of powerful produce. If the mad scientists behind
Speaker 3: this keep it up, we might be eating blueberries like
Speaker 3: apples soon.
Speaker 8: What Oh that.
Speaker 1: Sounds amazing, squishy in the middle.
Speaker 4: I want one.
Speaker 3: I say that because a company in Australia called Custa
Speaker 3: Berries just unveiled the largest blueberry ever grown. It's about
Speaker 3: the size of a ping pong ball.
Speaker 6: I want it.
Speaker 1: See. I feel like the texture is not going to
Speaker 1: be great.
Speaker 3: It's so bigs gonna be like like a normally normal blueberries,
Speaker 3: only way about a gram or two. This one is
Speaker 3: twenty times heavier and just under announced.
Speaker 1: Put it in my bowl of yogurt and it will
Speaker 1: take up the.
Speaker 3: Entire They picked it in November, and they sat it
Speaker 3: in a deep freezer for three months while they waited
Speaker 3: on Guinness to verify it. The old record was sixteen
Speaker 3: point two grams, so this one was twenty six percent heavier.
Speaker 1: How did they grow it? So big, let's go with
Speaker 1: magic okay, and.
Speaker 3: The company says this won't be unusual in the upcoming years.
Speaker 3: They've been working on breeding them to be bigger because
Speaker 3: they say there's a lot of consumer demand for larger blueberries.
Speaker 4: They do have like tons of antioxidants them too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're super food. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I guess what they say is true. Bigger actually
Speaker 3: is always better, No, not always always no, And that's
Speaker 3: why this guy had his cosmetic surgery recently done to
Speaker 3: get his shellon large the Animal Kingdom. You gotta do
Speaker 3: what you gotta do. It means Laser Stories has come
Speaker 3: to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
Speaker 3: same time on Wednesday.
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: On Twitter or x you can pay extra to get
Speaker 3: a blue check mark.
Speaker 1: It's so confusing now, it's like, what is it worth
Speaker 1: any mark?
Speaker 3: And on the dating apps, you can pay extra to
Speaker 3: unlock the hotter profiles.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah you can.
Speaker 3: But you know what you can't buy. You can't buy
Speaker 3: your way into being featured on our next segment, the
Speaker 3: Loser Line. Oh, you have to actually earn that by
Speaker 3: leading a voicemail so cringey that even your mom would say, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know that guy. You're gonna hear from the
Speaker 3: select few who made it in a brand new batch
Speaker 3: of voicemails that's coming up right after this.
Speaker 9: Wait a minute, is this the right number.
Speaker 8: It's the laser line.
Speaker 3: Good by, Just call me back if you haven't heard
Speaker 3: the loser line before. It works like this. Okay, Let's
Speaker 3: say a guy approaches you while you out at the
Speaker 3: club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me,
Speaker 3: miss boy, but could you perhaps call me an ambulance
Speaker 3: because your beauty is killing me right now? You know what,
Speaker 3: We could skip the paramedics and you just give me
Speaker 3: mouth to mouth. I must warn you my dentures are
Speaker 3: loose on purpose.
Speaker 1: That's the reason why we've switched to compression only.
Speaker 3: He says that, tell him that you appreciate an older
Speaker 3: gentleman with you who has health benefits. Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 3: I'm on Medicaid. And that's when you give him the
Speaker 3: digits to the loser line. So hopefully he leaves an
Speaker 3: awkward voicemail that we can play on the air. Voicemails
Speaker 3: like this one.
Speaker 11: Hey, my name is James. I've never done anything like this.
Speaker 9: Before.
Speaker 11: But I saw this number on the bathroom wall. Isn't
Speaker 11: one of those scam things, you know? Before I called
Speaker 11: this lady, she gave me her address and I ended
Speaker 11: up breaking leaves for like three hours and then that
Speaker 11: was it, and I wasn't happy about it. That being said,
Speaker 11: anything from the waist up is pretty much fair game.
Speaker 11: I can definitely take it.
Speaker 3: Take from the waist up.
Speaker 1: I don't understand what happens.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't either.
Speaker 5: And I like how he said that he's never done
Speaker 5: this before and then immediately went into a story about
Speaker 5: how he.
Speaker 3: Had You always wonder who are the people that call
Speaker 3: those numbers on the bathroom stall?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like that woman had a better idea.
Speaker 5: We could get this guy over here, get him like
Speaker 5: clean up the studio.
Speaker 3: Yes, I wonder if he's good with handy work, because
Speaker 3: we have a broken AC unit in here. We need
Speaker 3: somebody that knows what they're doing.
Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 10: He was the one looking for a handy.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, waist up.
Speaker 3: God, hands can work up there in different ways too.
Speaker 9: Is this the manager of the dollar store?
Speaker 8: You would send me to voicemail?
Speaker 9: You cowered.
Speaker 14: Here's a question, why.
Speaker 15: Do you call yourself the dollar store when things cost
Speaker 15: more than a dollar.
Speaker 14: You know, I have five bucks on me.
Speaker 8: I want five candy bars.
Speaker 15: I got an inn argument with your registered lady.
Speaker 9: I think her name was Kat or something.
Speaker 15: So don't you Jack know that if you price something
Speaker 15: higher than what you cram on your sign, it's false advertising.
Speaker 15: And you know what, get ready for a class action
Speaker 15: lawsuit and me hitting up every one of your stores
Speaker 15: this weekend in one hundred miles radius. I'm gonna steal
Speaker 15: all your toothpaste and.
Speaker 5: I what you gonna do?
Speaker 8: Huh?
Speaker 9: What are you gonna doing?
Speaker 3: Good idea to like, let the manager know that you're
Speaker 3: coming to steal from their store before you do it.
Speaker 7: My mom will join that classic.
Speaker 5: There's a family dollar that opened close to my mom's
Speaker 5: house and she heard it and she goes Brook.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't believe it. Some thing's worth three dollars?
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh God, speaking of the dollar store, if
Speaker 3: you want something fun in your life that costs even
Speaker 3: less than a buck, tet on over to the Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey TikTok page, where you can find your loser
Speaker 3: line of the week. There, along with special clips from
Speaker 3: the show and Brooke walking on a treadmill while she's
Speaker 3: hunched over her desk at the same time, So many
Speaker 3: dudes over sixty perven out to that video right now.
Speaker 1: That is a very unflattering video.
Speaker 3: Go check it out for yourself. Now let's get back
Speaker 3: to the loser line.
Speaker 16: Oh man, I was really hoping you'd answer. I've been
Speaker 16: dying to talk to you if I had this gift
Speaker 16: for you, and I've been working on it. Actually I
Speaker 16: don't really have it yet, but I will, and I
Speaker 16: need you to help me to get it. Okay, it's
Speaker 16: just promise Ry. I get my ext girl friend and
Speaker 16: she still has it. It looks so much more beautiful
Speaker 16: on you. And I see this ring on on she's
Speaker 16: always wearing on Instagram, and I know she still has it,
Speaker 16: and I just keep thinking, maybe you can help me
Speaker 16: go down in her place. You can sit on my
Speaker 16: shoulders and kind of shimmy up through the window. Okay,
Speaker 16: I drove by it last night. I know the windows open,
Speaker 16: So I just can't stop thinking about you wearing this ring.
Speaker 16: This is gonna be so romantic.
Speaker 3: Romantic, it could be romantic. A little B and E
Speaker 3: on a first date entering. Yeah, that could do with
Speaker 3: a rom com about that story.
Speaker 5: I have a special hatred for promise rings just from
Speaker 5: the get go. So he lost me there, Oh my god,
Speaker 5: did you get a promise ring from a guy back.
Speaker 3: In middle school?
Speaker 1: I never accept a promise ring. I think there's the
Speaker 1: stupidest thing.
Speaker 2: This is a good point. If this ring was worth more,
Speaker 2: I might be down. We were talking a little bit
Speaker 2: more carrots on it. I feel like it's one of
Speaker 2: the engagement ring as.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's that. I think it's like a
Speaker 3: plastic ring that you get out of one of those machines.
Speaker 17: Christopher, this is me member. We met at the barricue.
Speaker 17: I may or may not have been drinking marguerite us.
Speaker 14: I'm seven in the morning.
Speaker 13: I'm feeling treaty good. I'm gonna have a sip right
Speaker 13: now for me, and let me have one for you.
Speaker 11: Hmmm.
Speaker 17: I think I'm just gonna have a little more.
Speaker 14: Excuse me.
Speaker 3: Brook's mom called the.
Speaker 5: I really honestly think those were frozen Margarita's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, how do I know that?
Speaker 3: Like motherlike daughter?
Speaker 5: Lemons limes, orange juice, what's the difference?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It find Brooks recipe for a frozen up on the
Speaker 3: brook and Jeffrey TikTok page, and you can listen to
Speaker 3: the Loser Line regularly at this time every single week.
Speaker 3: Let's get into your phone tappy.
Speaker 8: Right after this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Today we call a woman who's going to be attending
Speaker 3: a wedding coming up, and she's not really close with
Speaker 3: either side. It's a situation where her boyfriend is buddies
Speaker 3: with the groom. She's like a plus one. Yeah right,
Speaker 3: but she did put some of her own money towards
Speaker 3: a nice gift off of their registries. What she doesn't
Speaker 3: know is that while her gift was appreciated, it's not
Speaker 3: white enough. You're gonna hear why in your phone tap
Speaker 3: right now another.
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 1: Is this Veronica?
Speaker 5: Uh yes, I'm the planner for the Johansson wedding. My
Speaker 5: name is Kken Coffee.
Speaker 14: Oh hello, Hi.
Speaker 5: You can call me Kay of course, but my friends
Speaker 5: call me cake and coffee. Get it, Kken Coffee, cake
Speaker 5: and coffee. You know it sounds like cake and coffee.
Speaker 14: Oh okay, yeah, okay, sure.
Speaker 5: It's funny that it took you a second to get
Speaker 5: that little slow on the uptake.
Speaker 14: Okay, okay, is this something that you need from me?
Speaker 5: That is a great question. So I'm touching base with
Speaker 5: all the wedding guests. We're just a few short weeks
Speaker 5: away from the big day, really, and I'm just looking
Speaker 5: through my notes. It looks like, actually, are you friends
Speaker 5: with a brighter groom?
Speaker 14: My boyfriend Alex is really really close to the groom,
Speaker 14: so I'm basically like a plus one.
Speaker 1: He's a pretty attractive guy, isn't he.
Speaker 14: Who you mean, Alex or the groom?
Speaker 5: Oh silly, I mean the groom to that big chunk
Speaker 5: of man meat is off the market.
Speaker 3: What I would do to that?
Speaker 14: Wow, that's a little uncomfortable. I mean, I'm good because
Speaker 14: I'm with Alex and he's obviously getting married.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, anyway, let's move forward. So I see you already.
Speaker 5: Sent in a gift for the writing room to Marquis
Speaker 5: by Waterford Treviso Crystal candlesticks. Ah.
Speaker 14: Yeah, that's from me and Alex. I think they're really beautiful.
Speaker 14: She's got great taste.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The couple wants you to know how grateful they are
Speaker 5: for the generous gift, valued at one hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 14: Okay, I'm sorry, what what is this all about? Is
Speaker 14: this something that you need?
Speaker 5: Iok so, I'm glad you asked, because they're just wondering
Speaker 5: if you could just do a tad bit more.
Speaker 14: I'm sorry the couple was wondering if I could do
Speaker 14: a tad bit more. What.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: You can understand. It's their one and only wedding day, so.
Speaker 14: There's not going to be another, right, It's just that
Speaker 14: I don't understand what it is that they want me
Speaker 14: to do more of.
Speaker 1: M still slow on the uptake.
Speaker 14: I see, okay, okay, wow.
Speaker 11: All right.
Speaker 5: Based on my recommendation, I've had a couple institute gift
Speaker 5: giving tears to prioritize wedding.
Speaker 14: Guests, prioritize them for what though, I just don't understand
Speaker 14: what's happening.
Speaker 5: Like PBS Pledge Drive, you know, like you donate twenty dollars,
Speaker 5: you get a koozie and a pen, but if you
Speaker 5: donate one hundred dollars you get the koozy, pen and
Speaker 5: ken Burn's Civil War on DVD.
Speaker 14: I have other things I need to do today, so
Speaker 14: if you could let me know what it is you
Speaker 14: need for me, That's.
Speaker 5: What I'm getting to so the candlesticks fall in these
Speaker 5: zero I rode to one hundred and fifty dollars giftier,
Speaker 5: So that's going to earn you admission only to this ceremony.
Speaker 14: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not going to be allowed into the reception.
Speaker 14: I'm not going to be allowed into the reception.
Speaker 5: What it sounds like you want to go, which is
Speaker 5: great because if you can just up it to two
Speaker 5: hundred dollars to be in tier two, you'll not only
Speaker 5: be allowed into the reception, cash bar all, but you'll
Speaker 5: receive cake privileges.
Speaker 3: Too, privileges you'll get to.
Speaker 1: Eat the cake.
Speaker 14: Here's got to be kidding me.
Speaker 1: One piece per guess. Please don't steal the forks.
Speaker 14: This can't be how weddings work out. This is just ridiculous.
Speaker 5: No, eighty percent of the guest list is tier two
Speaker 5: or higher. We get all the way up to five tiers.
Speaker 14: I just picked something off the registries I thought was
Speaker 14: pretty I don't understand what the problem is here.
Speaker 1: This is what weddings are all about. Now, no cheap
Speaker 1: o's allowed.
Speaker 18: Timpos, how dare you your best friend?
Speaker 14: And I went on their registry and I put out
Speaker 14: a beautiful gift and I bought one hundred dollars.
Speaker 18: Was extremely generous.
Speaker 5: Actually it was valued at one hundred and twenty. So
Speaker 5: you're kind of misrepresenting yourself right there.
Speaker 18: I throw the dollar amount represent a friendship. Like they
Speaker 18: made a registry for heaven's sake. I went on the registry.
Speaker 14: I picked something that they said they want.
Speaker 5: I will tell you that it was important to Alex
Speaker 5: when I talked to him on the phone earlier today.
Speaker 18: But he could you talk to Alex who's giving you
Speaker 18: everyone's phone numbers?
Speaker 14: You are a psycho?
Speaker 5: He says that he might be kind of upset when
Speaker 5: we called you for this prank phone.
Speaker 18: Call, he said. He said, I what.
Speaker 5: This is actually brought from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 18: Are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 1: It's a phone tap.
Speaker 7: It's all a joke.
Speaker 14: I cannot this whole thing out. He said, you were.
Speaker 5: Kind of on the fence about the wedding and wanted
Speaker 5: us to message you really.
Speaker 14: Like I don't even know these people.
Speaker 1: You didn't even give me.
Speaker 5: A chance to tell you about tier three where you
Speaker 5: could have gotten some Jordan Allman, uh.
Speaker 1: Party favors.
Speaker 11: They call.
Speaker 5: I guess I don't even know what Tier three is.
Speaker 8: The wing of Every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties,
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: What is the most impressive thing that someone can put
Speaker 3: on their dating profiles? Interesting that they're related to Taylor Swift. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that they competed in the Tour de France.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: It's very impressive. They have a second tongue and it's
Speaker 3: not located in their mouth.
Speaker 1: Ayay.
Speaker 3: The thing is, even if you combined all of those
Speaker 3: things together, it still wouldn't be as cool as what
Speaker 3: one of our listeners claim to fame. Is every single person,
Speaker 3: every person listening, I promise has dreamed of doing this someday,
Speaker 3: but he's worried it's attracting the wrong type of ladies.
Speaker 3: You're gonna hear why in a brand new second date
Speaker 3: update right after this second date update.
Speaker 9: Date.
Speaker 3: We've been doing these long enough to know that people
Speaker 3: fib on their dating profiles. Yeah, and sooner or later
Speaker 3: they're probably gonna get caught. Yeah, it doesn't matter if
Speaker 3: that happens on your first date or four months into
Speaker 3: the relationship. When you say, hey, so those noises upstairs
Speaker 3: aren't actually Rodents. It's my other secret family. So I
Speaker 3: just gotta go back up there for dessert in like
Speaker 3: five minutes, and then I'll come back down. We can
Speaker 3: go out holding just like I promised.
Speaker 5: I thought they were going to be living with their
Speaker 5: parents Jeffrey, not a whole other family eventually.
Speaker 3: And today our listener Ray says he's worried his lie
Speaker 3: may come back to Biden and he wants to nip
Speaker 3: it in the bud today. We're gonna figure out what's
Speaker 3: going on in a second. But first, Ray, welcome to
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 9: How you doing, oh.
Speaker 5: Man, probably better than you, Ray, I. And if you're
Speaker 5: kevin on you admit that you lied about something. How
Speaker 5: are you feeling?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I just kind of have like all this guilt,
Speaker 9: and I know this isn't really like the normal process.
Speaker 3: Are you talking in hush tones because your secret family's
Speaker 3: in the other room and they're going to hear this?
Speaker 9: Yeah, sorry, just a little nervous. I guess.
Speaker 3: This is a safe space. You can be honest with
Speaker 3: us and we'll try not to judge you. But before
Speaker 3: we get into the whole thing, what is this girl's
Speaker 3: name that you went out with. Why do you think
Speaker 3: she's not calling you back?
Speaker 9: Well, well, she calling me back.
Speaker 1: Oh she is.
Speaker 9: Yeah, she wants to definitely continue in.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's her name?
Speaker 9: Oh I'm sorry, I heard her name is Zoe?
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, So you're you're excited about that piece, right,
Speaker 5: that she wants to see you again?
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, excited about that.
Speaker 3: We don't do a lot of second date updates where
Speaker 3: the other person wants to go out on another date
Speaker 3: but they're calling us anyway.
Speaker 10: This is like a big, big crazy lie, like I'm
Speaker 10: a completely different identity, or is just like, oh I
Speaker 10: have a six toe I didn't talk about.
Speaker 9: Well, I guess you'll have to be the judge of that.
Speaker 3: Okay, Maybe maybe we're asking too many questions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wanted you to be on record that he
Speaker 5: just asked us to judge him.
Speaker 1: Okay, So whatever happens next, you asked me save.
Speaker 3: Let's maybe start at the beginning with how you and
Speaker 3: Zoe we met and what you did for your date.
Speaker 9: So we met online? Yeah, I mean we started talking
Speaker 9: and we went out to this like this real fancy
Speaker 9: Italian restaurant.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So you want to do impress or was
Speaker 1: that your idea?
Speaker 9: Yeah, that was kind of the goal. But I think
Speaker 9: I made a mistake. You know, I guess on my
Speaker 9: online profile, you know, I have this little section that
Speaker 9: says that I won the lottery.
Speaker 1: Oh god, and I actually did.
Speaker 9: I won the lottery a couple of years back.
Speaker 5: How much?
Speaker 1: How much?
Speaker 9: Round? Two million dollars?
Speaker 7: Wratulations?
Speaker 3: Man, I was expecting like a technicality, like I won
Speaker 3: the lottery, the genetic lottery.
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be like five buck yeah,
Speaker 1: scratch ticket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but two million dollars that's some serious cash.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 9: It was great while it lasted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, journey blown through two million dollars.
Speaker 8: House.
Speaker 9: Well, I wish, I wish I bought a house.
Speaker 5: Oh so you're one of those lottery ruined my life, Canada.
Speaker 3: You blew the money on something else.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I bought this really cool hovercraftcraft. It's a boat that
Speaker 9: can like drive on like land and.
Speaker 10: Water, like one of those swamp boats.
Speaker 3: I would I would show up to work in a
Speaker 3: hovercraft and feel pretty good about myself. Practical. I mean no,
Speaker 3: I didn't say it was practical. I would just feel.
Speaker 5: Cool, Okay, But you don't have a house to store
Speaker 5: the hovercraft at.
Speaker 1: So what else did you get?
Speaker 9: So when I hit another boat and then I got sued?
Speaker 3: Oh, you crashed your hovercraft? Okay, okay, and I'm guessing
Speaker 3: you didn't have insurance on it.
Speaker 9: Okay, No, I didn't know that you had it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it was kind of a vehicle thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god. Why would you put this on
Speaker 5: your dating profile if you don't have any money left?
Speaker 2: But there's funny prompts like two truths and a lie
Speaker 2: and stuff. I think this would be good for that.
Speaker 1: Oh don't you think it's sending out the message that
Speaker 1: I am rich?
Speaker 2: Well, maybe I'm not financially responsible.
Speaker 19: I think it was funny to say you crash something.
Speaker 3: It's a good question from Brooke there. Why did you
Speaker 3: put it on your profile?
Speaker 9: It's not a lie. I mean I did win it,
Speaker 9: and I guess maybe if I want it once before,
Speaker 9: I might be prone to winning it again.
Speaker 3: You're a lucky guy and girls should should know that
Speaker 3: about you. So how does all of this relate to
Speaker 3: your date or whatever happened between you and Zoe?
Speaker 9: Wow, that's the thing is because we went to this
Speaker 9: bougie place and that she might, you know, have this expectation.
Speaker 1: That you know, did you guys talk about it on
Speaker 1: your date?
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, we talked about it, but you know, I
Speaker 9: didn't say that I'm basically broke, now, know.
Speaker 4: I think it's a cool story, like, how did you
Speaker 4: win in?
Speaker 2: What was you reaction?
Speaker 4: What's the first thing you buy? It's a good conversation.
Speaker 5: I think it's a huge red flag that he spent
Speaker 5: all the money, that there's nothing last I mean, just
Speaker 5: that you're not very fiscally responsible.
Speaker 3: It's the cool start of a story, but with a
Speaker 3: very very sad ending.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Sure, I could have done a lot more with that.
Speaker 3: And so now clearly you're worried that she's going to
Speaker 3: find this out about you, that you blew your two
Speaker 3: million dollars.
Speaker 1: I hope he's worried that he has to tell her
Speaker 1: the truth. Jeff, Well, yeah.
Speaker 9: I'm really not worried about any of that. I'm just
Speaker 9: worried about her expectations and more expensive dates that I
Speaker 9: really can't afford.
Speaker 5: Okay, so did you actually call it because you know,
Speaker 5: we give a free gift card at the end of that,
Speaker 5: is that what's going on?
Speaker 9: The gift card wouldn't her right now, that's for sure.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, what are we doing here though? Because she
Speaker 5: already wants to go out with you?
Speaker 1: So what's our question for her?
Speaker 9: Well, I'm hoping that when you ask her about the date,
Speaker 9: she likes me for me and not really my money,
Speaker 9: and that's the case that we can continue. And that's
Speaker 9: what I'm hoping for. Question.
Speaker 4: I get the vie.
Speaker 1: You're trying to read the room.
Speaker 3: All right, So we're gonna call Zoe and try to
Speaker 3: get her to vastly lower her expectations on you and
Speaker 3: still want to go out with you when we come
Speaker 3: back and do your second date update right after this.
Speaker 3: Thank you, all right, man, hold on second date update
Speaker 3: if you're just joining us. We got a lottery winner
Speaker 3: on the phone with us right now who took home
Speaker 3: two million bucks a few years ago. Unfortunately, he blew
Speaker 3: pretty much all of it on quote a bunch of
Speaker 3: dumb crap, including a hovercraft that he ended up crashing
Speaker 3: into a boat, yeah, with no insurance. So but look,
Speaker 3: he seems like a really good hearted dude who met
Speaker 3: a nice woman recently named Zoe. She already wants to
Speaker 3: see him again. But he's a little bit worried that
Speaker 3: the expectations of dating a millionaire because she doesn't know
Speaker 3: that he blew all the money yet could break them
Speaker 3: before they even get started on this relationship.
Speaker 2: That's the thing.
Speaker 1: It does kind of feel like a lie, even though
Speaker 1: you did win the lottery.
Speaker 5: Like the way you're portraying it isn't fully honest.
Speaker 3: But Brooke, he shouldn't be on his profile like, hey,
Speaker 3: by the way, I'm broke after winning the lottery. I
Speaker 3: meant to be funny but not romantic. Like, no, girl's
Speaker 3: gonna swipe on that.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: But don't you feel like I mean, let's be honest.
Speaker 3: Oh god, if you have a net worth of under
Speaker 3: five million dollars, She refuses to remember.
Speaker 7: Who you are. I don't think I remember either.
Speaker 3: No, it's a I got this, it's Ray, look notes,
Speaker 3: I wrote it down, job y.
Speaker 1: I heard lottery winner and everything else went blank. Ray.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they have to see most people, that's all they
Speaker 9: could think about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just I know. I I'm just saying you kind
Speaker 1: of misrepresented the fighting.
Speaker 2: She thought he only won ten dollars like we did.
Speaker 3: When we'll stop doubling down on Ray here and called Zoe.
Speaker 3: And remember, we're trying to figure out if she really
Speaker 3: likes Ray for Ray or if she was just mesmerized
Speaker 3: by the lottery.
Speaker 5: Winner, if she thought she won the dating lottery meeting
Speaker 5: a lottery winner.
Speaker 3: All right, here we are. I'm in the dollar number
Speaker 3: right now. Hello, Hi, we're looking for Zoe. Hey, Zoe.
Speaker 3: I'm calling from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Zoey on the air with us.
Speaker 3: You might see my face up on a billboard in
Speaker 3: a city near you.
Speaker 7: We have been on.
Speaker 2: Billboard upside down on the billboard one time. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was an accident, Okay, but you know what, I thought.
Speaker 1: I got more intention than when were right side of
Speaker 1: Everyone remembers that one.
Speaker 3: But Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're good
Speaker 3: friends with a guy that you know named Ray.
Speaker 18: Okay, Hi, Yeah, hello, Hi.
Speaker 1: I know Ray, cute Ray that you went to on
Speaker 1: a date with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right, And we heard a little bit about
Speaker 3: the date. Ray said he had a blast with you
Speaker 3: at dinner the other night and wants to see you again.
Speaker 20: Well that's great, but he's not showing it because I've
Speaker 20: been trying to hang out with him again. And he's
Speaker 20: not respondible.
Speaker 7: I seek. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: He actually had a really good time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he knows that you've been wanting to see him.
Speaker 3: Ray is just kind of like a reserved type of
Speaker 3: guy though, and he needs like a third party to
Speaker 3: come and help him gage like what you really think
Speaker 3: about him?
Speaker 20: So you guys are like his assistants, like for him,
Speaker 20: he more than our own.
Speaker 3: This is free, but yeah paid, we're doing this out
Speaker 3: of the kindness of our hearts.
Speaker 5: He just seems like a nice guy who's interested in you.
Speaker 5: And so what do you.
Speaker 3: Think about Ray?
Speaker 20: I mean, I had a good time. I've been wanting
Speaker 20: to get together with him again.
Speaker 1: Okay, can I ask what did you like about him?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 20: He just like was nice and normal and he had
Speaker 20: some really interesting things about himself that you know, other
Speaker 20: people don't have, and so he was unique in that way.
Speaker 14: Like, well, it was cool. He told me that he.
Speaker 20: Won the lottery at some point, and you know, I
Speaker 20: placed rash off like every week, and I was just like, oh,
Speaker 20: that's so cool that someone actually won.
Speaker 7: Like you exist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't find that part very interesting about him.
Speaker 3: I was more focused on his personality, like if him
Speaker 3: and I were like best friends, that wouldn't be the
Speaker 3: first thing that I would mention about Ray.
Speaker 19: Really, I feel could come up when I'm drunk if I.
Speaker 11: Make money.
Speaker 3: That just speaks to the type of person that that's honest.
Speaker 3: The thing is, Zoe, Ray has had some bad experiences
Speaker 3: before with women who maybe were in it for the
Speaker 3: wrong reasons.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 20: I mean at this age in our lives, we've all
Speaker 20: had bad experiences with people.
Speaker 9: And sure, so.
Speaker 3: Let's say that Ray was the same exact guy that
Speaker 3: you went out with to dinner the other night, but
Speaker 3: he did not have the lottery attached? Would you still
Speaker 3: like him?
Speaker 20: I mean, that's like part of who he is, and
Speaker 20: that's like part of his story.
Speaker 3: Like I true, that's a small part though if you
Speaker 3: cut that part out, would you still love Ray? For Ray?
Speaker 20: Oh, I don't love anyone yet. Let's just be clear.
Speaker 20: I enjoyed getting to know him and I wanted to
Speaker 20: go on another date with him.
Speaker 5: So but if you took I think what Jeffrey's asking is,
Speaker 5: if the lottery wasn't involved at all, would you still
Speaker 5: want to go out another.
Speaker 1: Day with him?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 20: Are you telling me that he didn't win a lottery?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's totally true.
Speaker 4: He won the lottery a while ago.
Speaker 5: Some of the expectations that come with winning aren't what
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 3: It's it's complicated. It's kind of hard for us to
Speaker 3: tell you. It'd be easier to just let Ray explain
Speaker 3: it himself because he's on the other line listening right now.
Speaker 20: What in the world is going on?
Speaker 9: This is like super weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the second day calls do get kind of weird sometimes,
Speaker 3: but Ray really is there and he wants to speak
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 9: Ray Joy, how you doing super confused?
Speaker 20: How are you doing right?
Speaker 9: I'm sorry for all this, you know, I just wanted
Speaker 9: to really just try to, you know, understand how genuine
Speaker 9: you are in liking me. Yeah, okay, you know. So
Speaker 9: it's true I did win the lottery, but I also
Speaker 9: you know, I don't have any any of the money
Speaker 9: left over. Employ it not.
Speaker 1: A lot you we're just going to drop that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, I don't. I don't have any of it
Speaker 9: at all.
Speaker 1: There's the truth.
Speaker 3: Okay. We put it all out there for you, Zoe.
Speaker 1: Okay, which is admirable that.
Speaker 3: He lost all his money, I guess, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's fun money anyway, that.
Speaker 1: He's coming clean, Zoe, he's coming clean.
Speaker 20: No, that's nice, Like I appreciate that he's coming clean,
Speaker 20: but like, why did you lie to me? Yeah, it's
Speaker 20: like if I put a profile picture up of me
Speaker 20: weighing fifty extra pounds than I do now, Like at
Speaker 20: one point I was that skinny, you mean less?
Speaker 3: Should he have sent you a picture of his wallet
Speaker 3: before you guys met up, just to prove it.
Speaker 1: I think she's saying he's zending himself wrong.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean it's more of like a fun story
Speaker 9: that I have. You know, I never once said that
Speaker 9: I still had the money.
Speaker 20: You took me out to a beautiful restaurant and acted
Speaker 20: like you had a bunch of money, and I'm not.
Speaker 20: I'm not trying to say that I'm after your money,
Speaker 20: but like when you sweep a woman off of her,
Speaker 20: you're giving her an expectation.
Speaker 9: Well, you can't be after my mind, because I don't know.
Speaker 20: She said she wasn't after her, Like I'm being honest,
Speaker 20: I'm more concerned about your character.
Speaker 3: Why why are you serious because he's a former millionaire
Speaker 3: and not a current millionaire.
Speaker 5: Because he's representing himself as a millionaire and he's not.
Speaker 2: She's got a nice first date. What do you want? Well,
Speaker 2: take it to Chipotle.
Speaker 5: How much of the conversation was about the lottery.
Speaker 20: It wasn't like the first thing that we talked about,
Speaker 20: but you know, you talk about things that are on
Speaker 20: the profile. So it was like, how did you win?
Speaker 20: What game did you play?
Speaker 16: Like?
Speaker 9: What were your numbers?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 18: I play.
Speaker 20: I want to know.
Speaker 4: It's a fun game to play even when you don't win.
Speaker 9: Guys like, if you want to know what it's about though, Well, hey,
Speaker 9: you know, I'm just letting you know I'm not. I'm
Speaker 9: not done playing the lottery. I mean there's a chance
Speaker 9: that I still really could win again.
Speaker 1: And that's yourself.
Speaker 9: You're gonna win again, bro Well, I know, I mean
Speaker 9: a couple hundred bucks a week or something so much.
Speaker 1: You told us you were broke.
Speaker 9: Well, yea, I broke after I buy the tickets, but not.
Speaker 3: Before you're putting all of your financial future into the lotto.
Speaker 9: Yeah, like I said before, I got lucky once, it'll
Speaker 9: happen again.
Speaker 3: That's what they say. Lightning always strikes in the same
Speaker 3: place two times, every time.
Speaker 5: Always, And I'm sure that's what any financial advisor would
Speaker 5: would tell you, and.
Speaker 3: This is just like your first date. It's gonna strike
Speaker 3: a second time as soon as we offer to send
Speaker 3: you guys out on another date.
Speaker 9: And they promised the gift cards too, so we don't
Speaker 9: have to worry about that.
Speaker 20: Yeah, if I'm being honest like Ray, I would want
Speaker 20: you to become an adult before we.
Speaker 9: Ever want on a second date again.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, Ray, I'm sorry. Man, looks like she doesn't
Speaker 3: want to go out with you after all.
Speaker 9: That's what I called the kind of figured should be
Speaker 9: a go digger.
Speaker 15: You're an idiot.
Speaker 8: It's freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Man. I feel really bad for Ray and for all
Speaker 3: of the listeners who have reached out for help lately,
Speaker 3: because this is the fourth listener in a row Brooks
Speaker 3: called a liar.
Speaker 2: Here's a liar.
Speaker 5: I never said that he told the truth. He just
Speaker 5: misrepresented himself.
Speaker 3: That is different represent himself.
Speaker 2: He pretended like he was rich.
Speaker 7: No he didn't, Yes he did.
Speaker 1: He took her out to a nice restaurant. He bragged
Speaker 1: that he won the lottery.
Speaker 3: He didn't brag. He told the truth that he won
Speaker 3: the lottery.
Speaker 7: Once.
Speaker 3: The app is meant to tell funny like a captivating
Speaker 3: story to catch somebody's interest, to get the party started.
Speaker 3: That's how it works. But the thing is, he just
Speaker 3: wanted a genuine call to gauge like how this woman
Speaker 3: really felt about him as a person and she didn't
Speaker 3: really care about him as a person. She just cared,
Speaker 3: you know, she didn't.
Speaker 7: Yes, I can't if we.
Speaker 3: Had called her and said that he took his two
Speaker 3: million dollars and invested it, so he's not worth two million,
Speaker 3: he's worth ten million, but it would be a different
Speaker 3: type of live.
Speaker 2: She was okay with it till he said he gambles
Speaker 2: every day.
Speaker 5: Yes, she was like, I don't know why you're like
Speaker 5: sticking up for him so much.
Speaker 3: Because to stand up for our listeners, whether or not
Speaker 3: they're in the right. Nobody's perfect, and we understand that
Speaker 3: at least three fourths of us do. So come on
Speaker 3: show if you need help with your dating life or.
Speaker 1: Hey, listen, I won the lottery once. I got two
Speaker 1: bucks off a scratcher, so now I could.
Speaker 5: Claim that as well, right, Jeffrey, under your under yours?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we promise will help you. Email the show.
Speaker 3: We'll call that person who's not calling you.
Speaker 8: Back Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Where in the world can you wake up every morning,
Speaker 3: toss on some outdated, brightly colored suit, chug a mug
Speaker 3: of green beer, and choke down an entire brick of
Speaker 3: corned meat straight from the camp. I mean, yes, that
Speaker 3: is how Brook gets ready for work every morning.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, are you talking about Heaven, Jeffrey?
Speaker 2: Heaven?
Speaker 3: Sure, But it's also how the entire city celebrates when
Speaker 3: Saint Patrick's Day comes around, and with everybody getting dressed
Speaker 3: up and tossing back drinks, we knew we had to
Speaker 3: send our own little leprechauns, Jose and Alexis over to
Speaker 3: the bars downtown and ask all the party's a simple question,
Speaker 3: what you're doing on Saint Patrick's Day. We're gonna play
Speaker 3: you the audio coming up right after this. It's Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning. And over the weekend, thousands
Speaker 3: of people partied all over the city for Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 3: It was a multi day long celebration of everything Irish,
Speaker 3: like cabbage and Killian Murphy and magical rocks that make
Speaker 3: you talk good.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Honestly, by the time Sunday happened, so.
Speaker 3: Lots of responsible alcohol consumption happens where you pay twenty
Speaker 3: dollars to drink in the back alley of an Irish
Speaker 3: bar and watch your friends puke and did the gutter
Speaker 3: before you stumble over to it another bar in a
Speaker 3: different alley and pay another twenty bucks to do it
Speaker 3: all over again.
Speaker 1: Patty, I love on St.
Speaker 3: Patrick's Day, and that's why we sent Jose and Alexis
Speaker 3: out to the streets. Ask the fine beer soaked people
Speaker 3: a simple question. What you're doing on Saint Patrick's weekend?
Speaker 7: What you're doing on Saint Patrick's Day weekend.
Speaker 2: We're out here at tavern. You know, I'm drinking with
Speaker 2: the homies. I saw so.
Speaker 7: Ghetto out of the bar this. You're like, you, what
Speaker 7: are you doing?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I was just trying to sound cool. It's like your
Speaker 7: party voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my party voice.
Speaker 7: Okay, so this is what you normally sound like sometimes, Yeah,
Speaker 7: do the party. I'm not. I'm just drunk. Wait a minute,
Speaker 7: what's the what's the difference? Maybe like five shots in,
Speaker 7: I'm only like two. We're not dragging her yet, that's
Speaker 7: the difference. So you are you are surrounded by big,
Speaker 7: burly guys. Are these your bodyguards or these guys know
Speaker 7: they're going to be dragging you celebrity. You know now
Speaker 7: your celebrity? Who are you tell me?
Speaker 10: Why are you a celebrit only fans who wait a minute.
Speaker 7: I used to be retired.
Speaker 10: Okay, so only fans made you rich. Now you're partying
Speaker 10: with a bunch of dudes. What's next in your life?
Speaker 7: Probably be sober.
Speaker 5: Right next on her lest yeah, last goal field the
Speaker 5: hardest to.
Speaker 3: Be literally dragged home up by hill in order to
Speaker 3: make it there.
Speaker 4: The guys are like, we're ready, don't worry, we'll take
Speaker 4: care of it.
Speaker 2: Out of it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, boys like, aha, you're just jealous.
Speaker 3: One day, maybe you could be an only fan star.
Speaker 1: I can't be dragged around a way too much.
Speaker 2: But you do not say Patrick's day weekend.
Speaker 13: I am out here with my college buddy and Sean
Speaker 13: and all of his poles.
Speaker 7: Best friend Hannah.
Speaker 19: Okay, so your best friend's girl as her yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So what do you have to say.
Speaker 19: To people that think you can't be best friends with
Speaker 19: the girl?
Speaker 7: We're in love?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, wait, do you know that she's in love
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 7: I did not know that, Untara. Now this is you.
Speaker 1: Can't be best friends with a girl unless.
Speaker 7: You're in love with her.
Speaker 2: That's fact.
Speaker 7: So she actually said she was in love with me first,
Speaker 7: you gonna say it back?
Speaker 1: No, because he doesn't know.
Speaker 19: Now he knows you just said it out and your
Speaker 19: friends are chanting kiss. Yes, yes, I'm so uncomfortable. Ryan
Speaker 19: know you're not gonna do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta go.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7: All right, shout out to my mom. This is Caleb.
Speaker 7: I made it on the radio.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't kiss her. Mom. Mom is proud.
Speaker 10: She keeps saying again and again, Oh, he doesn't know yet,
Speaker 10: he doesn't even know.
Speaker 7: And we're like, no, you just said it to him.
Speaker 1: I think he already knew.
Speaker 3: Everybody's now if you're the female best friend, aren't you
Speaker 3: offended that he was more excited to learn that he
Speaker 3: was on the radio and in love with him secretly
Speaker 3: for years and years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a hard night for both of them.
Speaker 1: I think that's what it came down, as hard.
Speaker 3: As a girl getting dragged by a bunch of dudes
Speaker 3: up the hill.
Speaker 7: No, no, if you're.
Speaker 3: Just chewing us, we're doing what you're doing. At Saint
Speaker 3: Patrick's Day weekend where we sent Brook.
Speaker 6: Where we sent.
Speaker 3: I definitely didn't know, wasn't capable. It was Jose and
Speaker 3: alexis going out to the bars to ask people a
Speaker 3: simple question.
Speaker 4: What you're doing on Sat Patrick's Day weekend?
Speaker 2: We're drinking?
Speaker 7: Okay, is that a good thing?
Speaker 5: Listen, we're waiting in this long ass line someone to
Speaker 5: get us to the front.
Speaker 7: We won't pay, but we're hold on, hold on, you're smoking.
Speaker 7: But I thought you're supposed to be.
Speaker 10: Drinking, as Tony crossfaded, any other words that I should
Speaker 10: know that you're going to be doing tonight.
Speaker 2: We're geeked.
Speaker 5: We're geeked to the gods American language, like you're on
Speaker 5: the clouds, you're.
Speaker 7: In Pluto, you're in bar. You girls are having fun tonight. Okay,
Speaker 7: what what is your name? My name's a Listen, I'm
Speaker 7: a leioh. Wait a minute, hold on, this isn't a
Speaker 7: dating game. I mean it could be.
Speaker 4: Tell me about dating her brother.
Speaker 7: Wait, you're dating her brother?
Speaker 2: Yea cousin.
Speaker 6: They're basically brothers.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
Speaker 7: You don't even know the relation. No, I do. It's
Speaker 7: just like he's living in the same house.
Speaker 1: Like, do we listen to this somewhere?
Speaker 7: Yeah? If if we can edit this? Yes, Oh my god,
Speaker 7: how were we able to it?
Speaker 3: Turns out we were able to edit it. Unfortunately, after
Speaker 3: that clip, both of our editors quit and did not
Speaker 3: want to work on this show, and the.
Speaker 1: Third one is still on the floor.
Speaker 2: What was happening?
Speaker 1: There was a brother of first cousin two girls who
Speaker 1: sounded the same.
Speaker 19: I know you're the only one that could interpret probably okay, yeah,
Speaker 19: but you do not say Patrick's day weekend.
Speaker 7: I'm running the blog, that's what's up?
Speaker 2: Okay? I have to avery single dating?
Speaker 7: What's what's up? So I have off? She can you explain?
Speaker 7: I'm a very honest guy, so when I talk to
Speaker 7: a girl oka.
Speaker 2: Way saying you have options doesn't sound honest.
Speaker 7: Tell So let me get to the point when I
Speaker 7: tell a girl, I'm talking to other girls as well,
Speaker 7: and I usually say like, is that okay? Or are
Speaker 7: we gonna have to stop right here?
Speaker 2: You're confident.
Speaker 7: It's not about confidence, it's more about like friends.
Speaker 2: Next to me said, you're lying. Is there a reason
Speaker 2: they're saying?
Speaker 7: I don't know what they're talking about?
Speaker 2: What are your options? Then I'm looking at your phone.
Speaker 7: I don't know about you snap screen open.
Speaker 2: Just let me read like three names.
Speaker 7: So that's gonna cost you fifteen marks.
Speaker 2: I saw Gianna, let me see the rest.
Speaker 7: Who right?
Speaker 1: I know how to stop quick?
Speaker 7: Dude, you had you said his secret? Like, no, don't
Speaker 7: say her name name.
Speaker 3: Oh you can lie to Brook and get away with it.
Speaker 3: You can lie to me or Jose, but don't you
Speaker 3: dare try to pull one over on our little blonde
Speaker 3: minion Alexis. She will find all of your exes and
Speaker 3: all the places that you've lived in the first five.
Speaker 2: Minutes and take your phone and I will do what
Speaker 2: needs to be done.
Speaker 3: What you're doing on Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 8: Weekend, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: You know what I've noticed is, ever since the ac
Speaker 3: broken our studio and it's been scorching hot in this room,
Speaker 3: Brooke has also been on a raging hot streak. And
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about the streaks of sweat pouring from
Speaker 3: her undeodorized armpits. I'm talking about a streak in trivia.
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, though, it's finally a temperature where my
Speaker 5: toes aren't freezing, and I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Brook is like half naked in the studio now we
Speaker 3: haven't seen that much skin in quite some time.
Speaker 1: Say you are welcome, but your streak's.
Speaker 3: Going to be challenged today because we have a brand
Speaker 3: new player named Jason who is a car salesman on
Speaker 3: the phone right now. And his biggest strength, he says,
Speaker 3: is his big mouth.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, hello Jason, Hello, hey, Jason, give us your
Speaker 5: best used car salesman pitch.
Speaker 2: Oh god, what is it?
Speaker 4: Sell me this pen?
Speaker 9: What do you need the pen to do it? There's
Speaker 9: something you needed to do. It's there's something that your
Speaker 9: pen you have now isn't working for you?
Speaker 7: Is it working for you?
Speaker 1: That's it?
Speaker 7: That's it?
Speaker 1: Right there?
Speaker 7: Is it working for you?
Speaker 1: ABC's always be closing?
Speaker 8: Baby?
Speaker 11: There you go?
Speaker 3: All right, Jason, well done. You've sold us on on
Speaker 3: a pen that we already own. So now now we're
Speaker 3: going to send Brook out of the studio and yeah
Speaker 3: sho monthly payments on it. Now, we got to get
Speaker 3: to some trivia and see how you do with that,
Speaker 3: because you got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when you could say pass. You
Speaker 3: do have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.
Speaker 3: Are you ready? I'm ready, Good luck, my man, Your
Speaker 3: time starts now. Adam Levine celebrates a birthday today. He's
Speaker 3: the lead singer of what band Maroon five? What river
Speaker 3: divides the US in Halfsissippi? Which superhero secret identity is
Speaker 3: Bruce Banner?
Speaker 9: That'd be incredible, Holk.
Speaker 3: Name this celestial object that accounts for ninety nine percent
Speaker 3: of the total mass of our solar system?
Speaker 9: It's fine.
Speaker 3: What's the most common color of amethyst?
Speaker 9: Purple?
Speaker 3: In nineteen seventy four, Coca Cola released a new beverage
Speaker 3: called Mister pib to compete directly with what Happens? Oh,
Speaker 3: look at that answering the questions before I even finish him.
Speaker 3: Well done, Jason. What I'm telling you, Jason're on fire.
Speaker 3: And his claim to fame for anybody who wants to know,
Speaker 3: is Jason was, at eight years of age, the mascot
Speaker 3: for the Chargers NFL football team.
Speaker 2: Way an eight year old in one.
Speaker 21: Of those so no, I got to dress up in
Speaker 21: the uniform and run out in front of a fifty
Speaker 21: three thousand people, and they said run at the fifty
Speaker 21: yard line. And I didn't even know what that meant.
Speaker 3: I just until I felt was all of this allowed
Speaker 3: by the chargers or did your parents just go hey,
Speaker 3: go run out on the fields.
Speaker 21: I thought I want to a contest, and then I
Speaker 21: found out many years later that the person in charge
Speaker 21: of the contest was our next door neighbors.
Speaker 3: So all right, well done, Jason. Now we got to
Speaker 3: go over to Brook. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Adam Levine celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 3: He's the lead singer of What Bann? What River divides
Speaker 3: the US in half?
Speaker 1: Mississippi?
Speaker 3: Which superheroes secret identity is Bruce Banner?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Uce Banner the Hulk?
Speaker 3: Name the celestial object that accounts for ninety nine percent
Speaker 3: of the total mass of our solar system, the sun?
Speaker 3: What is the most common color of amethyst?
Speaker 1: Purple?
Speaker 3: In nineteen seventy four, Coca Cola released a new beverage
Speaker 3: called Mister pib to compete directly with other on Ok. Sorry,
Speaker 3: you guys were both blazoned through those questions. Let's go
Speaker 3: of the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose,
Speaker 3: I'm so scared.
Speaker 4: I wish I had a ham sandwich to call my nerve.
Speaker 10: Jason bro I don't remember the last time I've been
Speaker 10: able to say this, what did not get one wrong?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: My row Jason for him?
Speaker 7: That is so good. It's done Jason.
Speaker 4: So he goes up against Brook, who is also sick
Speaker 4: of the century.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 3: Now your new claim to fame, Jason is tying Brook
Speaker 3: in trivia, so you can.
Speaker 4: Know neither you got one wrong.
Speaker 5: Honestly, Jason was the best performance of any contestant I
Speaker 5: think we may have never had.
Speaker 3: So even though you guys don't need the answers, we
Speaker 3: need to review them for all the want us to
Speaker 3: tell you. All right, Adam Adam Levine celebrates a birthday.
Speaker 3: He's the lead singer of what Brook Mai? That's right?
Speaker 3: Turning forty five, the Mississippi River divides the US in half.
Speaker 3: The Hulk is the secret identity of the Bruce banner.
Speaker 3: You totally guess. The sun takes up ninety nine percent
Speaker 3: of the total mass of our solar system. Most amethysts
Speaker 3: are the color purple, and doctor Pepper was the soft
Speaker 3: drink that Coca Cola was trying to compete with by
Speaker 3: releasing mister pet Jason, that was fun, even though it
Speaker 3: wasn't enough to win. Today, we are going to give
Speaker 3: you a consolation, Just for playing, you get two tickets
Speaker 3: to see Lil Wayne performed That's a Coma Dome May seventeen,
Speaker 3: domas Lil Wayne when he comes to town this spring.
Speaker 3: Get your tickets now at ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 4: Bro we give you permission to run onto the stage.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just like when you were a kid.
Speaker 3: Bro Man, Jason, thanks for playing bad work.
Speaker 9: Ye, thank you.
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a good day. I
Speaker 1: think you're going to sell four cars today.
Speaker 3: The Yeah, have a great day and we'll be back
Speaker 3: to Windbrooks Bock same time tomorrow.
Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.