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Speaker 1: What what sound do you hate? What's nails on a
Speaker 1: chalkboard to you?
Speaker 2: Kisses?
Speaker 3: Kisses? I'm with you.
Speaker 2: Do you know why?
Speaker 3: No? I don't know why you hate it?
Speaker 2: Because usually it's a fat white man kissing his hand.
Speaker 1: It's a fat white man kissing his hand making the
Speaker 1: what about? Okay, don't do it? Pasha Tosh Shows Show.
Speaker 1: Let's wake up the kiddies. It's Tosh Show time. I
Speaker 1: look forward to this day every single week. That's set
Speaker 1: my I'm like Toss show dropping six am Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Whoa are you doing, Eddie? I'm doing pretty good. How
Speaker 3: about you?
Speaker 1: I'm doing good. Just spend a bunch of time with
Speaker 1: the in laws. Uh uh oh it is right. Here
Speaker 1: goes time for me to get myself in trouble. You
Speaker 1: know you ever see I got celebrity gets divorced and
Speaker 1: they're like irreconcirable differences not me, h, totally reconcilable. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's the right way to say it,
Speaker 1: but uh I I know why we're getting divorced, and
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be vague.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be because.
Speaker 1: Every room in the house has a random pair of
Speaker 1: shoes just in it. Okay, when I'm driving, fucking she
Speaker 1: has to put the sunvisor down but has never in
Speaker 1: her life put it back up. Then that's why I'll
Speaker 1: get divorced. I'll just beg you know what, fuck this.
Speaker 1: My kids don't need a mom ocause she's gonna lose
Speaker 1: custody off. I'll make sure that. All right, that's insane. Now,
Speaker 1: here's what happened. We're spending time the family with her family,
Speaker 1: and my son had this stranger who I would say,
Speaker 1: honestly didn't know who I was at all, says, man,
Speaker 1: your son is such a natural performer, nice enough, And
Speaker 1: then my in laws just started going on and on
Speaker 1: about how, yeah, that's exactly how Carly was as a kid.
Speaker 1: You know that she was just always performing, and I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm just sitting there stewing, like what that's that's
Speaker 1: where you think my son got it from? Not the
Speaker 1: father who sold out Radio City Music Hall multiple.
Speaker 3: Times, straight up fill in theaters right now.
Speaker 1: Now, the performance must be from her. It was crazy
Speaker 1: to me, and then she got mad at me for
Speaker 1: making fun of this, Like she's like, oh, you're the
Speaker 1: I was a performer.
Speaker 3: She was.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's very comedic. Great, but I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: he am I crazy?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Not crazy? Oh boy?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, as you recall, we opened up submissions
Speaker 1: for an intern for this show.
Speaker 3: Well, guess what, Eddie, they're coming in. They're coming in hot.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Now, Originally I said that I wanted some a smoke show,
Speaker 1: but then I realized I could get us in some
Speaker 1: hot water.
Speaker 3: So then I changed direction.
Speaker 1: I said I wanted someone over sixty with real world experience.
Speaker 1: You know, being a smoke show wasn't a priority. You know,
Speaker 1: if you were previously a smoke show. Great, I'm not
Speaker 1: one of these weird people that's into old hot people.
Speaker 3: Oh all right, here's what we got. Eric.
Speaker 1: He didn't send in a resume, but he did mention
Speaker 1: that he can read, write, and do intern things. All right,
Speaker 1: We're off to a strong start. Francis ranked their own
Speaker 1: hotness as an upstate New York nine point five and
Speaker 1: then said that that would be a California seven. M
Speaker 1: hate to break it to you, you're a five max.
Speaker 1: But now here's where Francis does well. Attached a couple
Speaker 1: nude pics, which we're exciting. If you wanted to see
Speaker 1: a naked man, Francis wait to bury the lead.
Speaker 3: In my ass. All right. I don't think he can
Speaker 3: talk like that, but he's a dude. He was a
Speaker 3: beautiful dude, naked dude.
Speaker 1: His next one says she's Karl's biggest fan and that
Speaker 1: I blocked her on Twitter ten years ago. I stand
Speaker 1: by it. Keep this woman away from me, Dave.
Speaker 3: I like Dave.
Speaker 1: Dave said he had no experience and he will provide
Speaker 1: nothing of value to the podcast.
Speaker 3: Honesty.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I can't wait for you to join the team.
Speaker 1: Lee Cherry, Lee Cherry, she's a hot yoga instructor, Lee Cherry.
Speaker 3: What do you think of that? Ed, Lee Cherry? You
Speaker 3: think you want somebody walking around here? Then we have
Speaker 3: to call Lee Cherry. You have to say Lee Cherry
Speaker 3: every time.
Speaker 1: I don't even sound like you're saying Lee Cherry anymore.
Speaker 1: You say it so quick, Lee Cheri. Jake, Jake's entire
Speaker 1: email was Hello, I'm interested in applying for an internship
Speaker 1: for the Toss Show. Didn't attach a resume, zero contact information.
Speaker 1: I mean his email was the shortest and I hate
Speaker 1: reading emails, so he's I'm going to consider him, Jake,
Speaker 1: you start on Monday, all right, Balen has experience in
Speaker 1: both radio and television. That's a good start. Okay, But
Speaker 1: he only has one eye.
Speaker 3: What do you think, ed guest, find out how he
Speaker 3: lost it. I don't care.
Speaker 1: He's got an eyepatch or is he actually only had
Speaker 1: one eye, so you have just like a dry socket.
Speaker 2: Sort of like one in the middle.
Speaker 3: Oh, if he has one. If he has one eye
Speaker 3: in the middle, let's do it.
Speaker 1: We hire him. That's cool. That's a cool intern. Christine
Speaker 1: said that while she's not a smoke show, she's not
Speaker 1: too shabby for her fifties, but she also said she
Speaker 1: probably could use a lettuce trim. I almost relaxed our
Speaker 1: age requirement for this. Next guy, twenty one, Jason studied
Speaker 1: at ASU. The problem here, as you can guess by
Speaker 1: his name Jason, is that Jason is a dude, so
Speaker 1: sick of these dudes wanting to hang out with us.
Speaker 1: This was the best email we got? Is this one
Speaker 1: I have to read? Hold on, all right, this is
Speaker 1: this is I'm gonna read you the entire email of
Speaker 1: this person's submission to be our intern. You tell me
Speaker 1: if your gut instinct is is a good hire. I'd
Speaker 1: like to apply to be your unpaid intern. I'm an
Speaker 1: attractive eight point five out of ten, thirty one year
Speaker 1: old and a huge fan of your show and now podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm old enough to have experience, so you don't have
Speaker 1: to feel bad about taking advantage of me, yet still
Speaker 1: young enough to be hot. I ran into a surprise
Speaker 1: inheritance some years ago, so I don't need the money.
Speaker 3: I just think it would be really cool.
Speaker 1: Currently, I work part time as a job coach for
Speaker 1: people with mental and physical disabilities, so I think I
Speaker 1: would fit right in. Kelly, Eddie, what do you think
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 2: I think the search is over.
Speaker 1: It's official. We don't need an intern. Forget it. It's
Speaker 1: just better to not have one. I just think we're
Speaker 1: gon get in trouble. I don't know, all right, let's
Speaker 1: get going. Hey Eddie, you know what A fully artist?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 3: You do? All right? You're in the biz, A fully artist.
Speaker 1: You know, any of you're watching television show or movies,
Speaker 1: all the noises that they're making, they don't record those live.
Speaker 1: They just have somebody do it later. That's ridiculous, right.
Speaker 3: It seems like you could do it all once, but no.
Speaker 1: No, they only have apparently in Hollywood, you only have
Speaker 1: one sets of mics. Mah, so it's like, oh, we
Speaker 1: don't have mics for shoes walking or tires squeaking, so
Speaker 1: they record all that separately. And this week you're gonna
Speaker 1: get to meet my favorite fully artist. Enjoy Pasha, my
Speaker 1: guest today is paid to make a ton of noise
Speaker 1: during movies. And no, that's not the setup to a
Speaker 1: racist joke. She's done things with Celery you couldn't imagine.
Speaker 1: Please make some weird sounds for award winning Fullyard Terra,
Speaker 1: Thank you for being here having me. Do you believe
Speaker 1: in ghosts?
Speaker 2: This question? Man? Why do you ask everybody this question?
Speaker 3: I want to know if I'm talking to an idiot
Speaker 3: or not.
Speaker 2: So you fully don't believe?
Speaker 3: You don't get the I don't, but I don't. I
Speaker 3: didn't mean to say.
Speaker 2: That I firmly believe in them because I can feel,
Speaker 2: I can feel them lots. I've maybe filled them in
Speaker 2: like fifteen different places.
Speaker 3: Is a baby that you're feeling?
Speaker 2: No, Bro, I wasn't not pregnant.
Speaker 3: You're from Clearwater, Florida.
Speaker 2: You're from Florida?
Speaker 3: Are you a scientologist?
Speaker 2: Fucking no? But that's the capital I know it is.
Speaker 3: It's the international capital.
Speaker 2: It is the mecca.
Speaker 3: It's the mecca Meca.
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise owns a penthouse there. They own sixty six
Speaker 1: buildings downtown.
Speaker 2: My dad did all the air conditioning for all of them.
Speaker 1: Your dad's a scientologist, No he's not. You sure he's
Speaker 1: rich though off of their money?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Completely.
Speaker 3: What I just don't want to go there? Crotch? Is that?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 3: Are you seeing my crotch in the why we are?
Speaker 3: Let me see if that's better? Is that? That is
Speaker 3: much better? Bro? It's not. I got real excited talking
Speaker 3: about Clearwater.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Growing up there was like, you know,
Speaker 2: my my family broke up when they were like when
Speaker 2: I was thirteen.
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 2: They had a nasty divorce and it lasted for eight years.
Speaker 3: So I was just like the divorce lasted for eight years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was nasty.
Speaker 1: You can't have a divorce last for eight years at
Speaker 1: one point you have you know, this is having a
Speaker 1: negative effect on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't catch that drift.
Speaker 1: It turned out so good, though. I did some weird
Speaker 1: Then you went to school in Boston. Yeah, you're the
Speaker 1: toughest person.
Speaker 3: I know why. I don't know.
Speaker 2: You want to go to Boston.
Speaker 1: You have a wrestling alligator and then call it a
Speaker 1: homophobic slur.
Speaker 3: No, a little bit of Boston.
Speaker 2: No, And I've actually never gone into a fight with
Speaker 2: any of my I'm kind of sad.
Speaker 3: Sad, Say, do you love Boston?
Speaker 2: It was cold as fuck. I showed up with sandals,
Speaker 2: so I don't know.
Speaker 3: I love Boston.
Speaker 2: I mean, did you live there?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 1: Never I hate I make fun of them constantly.
Speaker 3: Just love the city.
Speaker 2: This summer is great, but like you know, half the
Speaker 2: fucking time it's rainy and snowing and cold. So that's
Speaker 2: what I remember.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't live there.
Speaker 2: I came from Florida, so I was like, you know,
Speaker 2: in that sense, it was kind of brutal.
Speaker 3: My school is cool, though, Berkeley College of Music. Yeah, prestigious,
Speaker 3: don't you think, Uh huh? Yeah, it was that hard
Speaker 3: to get into.
Speaker 2: Not for me was it expensive, Yeah, a lot of
Speaker 2: dar Yeah. I mean I had a pretty good scholarship.
Speaker 3: Okay, and you met your husband there?
Speaker 2: Yea?
Speaker 3: What were you there studying voice?
Speaker 2: Uh huh, vocalist and music production engineering?
Speaker 3: And what is he?
Speaker 2: He's a drummer like Whiplash. Yeah, not quite. I would
Speaker 2: say Whiplash is Juilliard.
Speaker 3: I mean your house is just full of noise?
Speaker 2: Yeah, correct, because he's also a music producer and engineer.
Speaker 3: Do you sing like an angel? I?
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear me sing?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I don't like it when people sing in front of me.
Speaker 1: Why it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: I won't look at you. How about that?
Speaker 3: And I don't know where to look.
Speaker 2: Don't you close your eyes and all sereny.
Speaker 1: Because then all of a sudden it gets real sexual
Speaker 1: and intimate.
Speaker 3: I don't like that.
Speaker 2: We'll probably get sexual. I sound sexual?
Speaker 3: Alright. When did you get married?
Speaker 2: I've actually been with my husband for twenty years?
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: When we were twenty in at Berkeley in Boston, and
Speaker 2: we've been married for eleven.
Speaker 3: I think it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: And we just had a we have a two and
Speaker 2: a half year old.
Speaker 1: And you have a two and a half year old
Speaker 1: baby girl. And now you're five months pregnant with a boy.
Speaker 1: So I have a five year old boy and a
Speaker 1: one year old girl. Now my daughter just turned one,
Speaker 1: and I'm in heaven because zero to one is my nightmare. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's a lot, but once, once.
Speaker 2: You can toss them around the room a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just I just oh, and there's a little
Speaker 1: bit of attitude. If I take her away from something
Speaker 1: that she want, she'll try to like latch onto my shoulder.
Speaker 3: And bite me.
Speaker 2: Sure, she's probably hugging you more.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's the best.
Speaker 1: And now for the people listening to home that aren't
Speaker 1: familiar with the inner workings of the film industry, what
Speaker 1: is a folly artist?
Speaker 2: So fully artists reperforms the sound to picture. You know,
Speaker 2: TV film porn probably does have fully. Porn has fully,
Speaker 2: I would say, probably why is it called fully? A
Speaker 2: man named Jack Foley did the insertion shots for silent movies,
Speaker 2: So like, instead of paying the actor to pull a
Speaker 2: gun out of a holster, he would set up the
Speaker 2: scene and reshoot the image of like the gun coming
Speaker 2: out of the holster. So when he was doing it,
Speaker 2: he was in like a space like this that was silent,
Speaker 2: and so he like heard the actual prop coming out
Speaker 2: of the holster, and it gave him the idea of
Speaker 2: adding sound a.
Speaker 3: Picture, so he invented audio.
Speaker 2: Basically, he invented Yeah.
Speaker 3: We'd still have silent movies to this day.
Speaker 2: Somebody would have figured it out, Okay.
Speaker 3: But their name wouldn't have been fully.
Speaker 2: Would probably a woman.
Speaker 3: Why haven't they banked all the sounds in the world.
Speaker 2: I mean they're starting to do it. They're starting to
Speaker 2: cut fully from old folly, which sucks because it's nobody
Speaker 2: cares anymore.
Speaker 3: Do you get residuals from the noises that you've made?
Speaker 2: Definitely not.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been like, oh, I'm one hundred percent
Speaker 1: certain something I did for this is used in something else.
Speaker 2: There's no way I would be able to tell them.
Speaker 3: You couldn't tell. No, You've never like made the perfect sound.
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean the perfect sound like twenty like two
Speaker 2: thousand times a day.
Speaker 1: I know, but like one that stood out? What was
Speaker 1: your favorite sound?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just say like right immediately, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's cool.
Speaker 3: Okay. It's like how many takes you do a sound?
Speaker 3: It's usually one take? Yeah? Is it because you run
Speaker 3: out of celery.
Speaker 2: No, it's feeling that good.
Speaker 3: I feel like celery? Is that a go to sound
Speaker 3: for bones and tree?
Speaker 2: You sure?
Speaker 3: How many shammies are you going through a week?
Speaker 2: Oh? I have like four in my room right now.
Speaker 2: If you take care of them, they last a pretty
Speaker 2: long time. And actually the older ones sound the best.
Speaker 1: So what sound do you hate? What's nails on a
Speaker 1: chalkboard to you?
Speaker 2: Kisses?
Speaker 3: Kisses? I'm with you.
Speaker 2: Do you know why?
Speaker 3: No? I don't know why you hate it because usually.
Speaker 2: It's a fat white man kissing his hand.
Speaker 1: It's a fat white man kissing his hand full artist
Speaker 1: making it.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't do it.
Speaker 2: I do it better than that. That's what a white
Speaker 2: guy would be doing. Gross. My engineer and I always
Speaker 2: joke that people are kissing the cave. So they go
Speaker 2: like this for some reason, they like put their hand
Speaker 2: around their hand.
Speaker 3: They don't just capture the audio of a natural kiss.
Speaker 2: Like you want to just stop yourself. I know, I'm
Speaker 2: just trying to show you what I do. So you
Speaker 2: want to, like, you know, make your hand and lip
Speaker 2: and get it wet, and that's how you do it.
Speaker 2: But if you put your hand over it, it sounds
Speaker 2: like a cave.
Speaker 3: You're beat boxing? Do you ever do this?
Speaker 2: I can't beat box? What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Used to do? Well?
Speaker 2: My hand's wet from my so yeah.
Speaker 3: The last thing I want you know Axel Fully.
Speaker 2: Who the fuck is that? He's an artist of some kind?
Speaker 3: Is the most respected fully in my book?
Speaker 2: What is he? Guns and Roses?
Speaker 3: What is that? That's Axel Rose? Wasn't I in Beverly
Speaker 3: Hills Cop? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh the character character name I did see the only
Speaker 2: I recognize that it just couldn't place it.
Speaker 3: The laxative scene in Dumb and Dumber. Do you remember that?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm?
Speaker 3: Now do you guys? Do you guys do that?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's your go to noise for? For for diary exploding?
Speaker 2: Probably like a fucking cannabeans.
Speaker 3: Just dropping it in water.
Speaker 2: I probably like to make a mixture of shit, so
Speaker 2: would just be like a canna beans and like chunks
Speaker 2: of watermelon.
Speaker 3: You have to buy your own produce.
Speaker 2: Sometimes most of the time. I added to my invoice
Speaker 2: and send them a picture.
Speaker 3: You send them a photo. Have you opened a cannon?
Speaker 2: The receipt?
Speaker 1: Oh value, Look there's the beans there.
Speaker 3: You fucking ate those no that's.
Speaker 1: Good, by the way, much like a magician. Uh, do
Speaker 1: you feel like you shouldn't film your secrets?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: If you go to my page, I'm posting videos, That's.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying. Like, is that is that bad for business?
Speaker 2: In my mind? If somebody can take what I did
Speaker 2: and learn learn from it and like do better than
Speaker 2: good on you.
Speaker 3: Do you prefer animation or live live action.
Speaker 2: They're equally great if the production is great, you know,
Speaker 2: if it's shitty at shitty.
Speaker 3: Well, huh.
Speaker 1: I always get so mad in animation if they make
Speaker 1: you record something like they're like, okay, we just need
Speaker 1: you to like breathe heavy.
Speaker 2: Well, it's for vocals.
Speaker 3: What's it?
Speaker 2: It's different for adr For vocals, your job would be doing.
Speaker 3: But I don't. But I don't. I feel like, can't
Speaker 3: you just have somebody else breathe?
Speaker 2: No, it's the sound of your voicebox.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. Nobody knows the difference between somebody nobody's No.
Speaker 2: They use my voicebox a lot.
Speaker 3: Actually to cover your s They cover up my lack
Speaker 3: of interest.
Speaker 2: I actually do male cigarette blows lots.
Speaker 3: What does that entail? Uh huh, that's a male cigarette blow.
Speaker 3: That's good. Are they still using smoking to let you
Speaker 3: know that people are cool?
Speaker 2: It's in a lot still shockingly. I don't know what
Speaker 2: it is. I don't know if like the directors like
Speaker 2: we just need to give this actor something to do
Speaker 2: because they suck at acting.
Speaker 3: Like Brad Pitt and he always like holding fruit or something.
Speaker 2: He's always eating stuff, right he is. He's like eating
Speaker 2: something in every scene. Yeah, but I think that's because
Speaker 2: he just, you know, now he thinks it's cool or
Speaker 2: he's just trying to what, just like get the ladies off.
Speaker 3: Do you still find him attractive?
Speaker 2: She has?
Speaker 3: I find I find old blonde men weird looking.
Speaker 2: Who's that? Like?
Speaker 1: I think blonde boys are cute, but once you're like
Speaker 1: a man and you have blonde hair, I think it's
Speaker 1: fucking weird.
Speaker 2: So like Ryan Gosling weirdo?
Speaker 3: Is he really blonde?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Dirty blonde?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not gonna say dirty blonde.
Speaker 3: Do you watch movies and just constantly critique it?
Speaker 2: I used to, but now I have a baby and
Speaker 2: I'm not listening at a proper level whenever I would
Speaker 2: watch anything, so it's just dialogue and music is all
Speaker 2: I'm usually hearing.
Speaker 1: So do you ever, do you ever watch movies and
Speaker 1: just mute it and just read subtitles so that you
Speaker 1: can just like leave.
Speaker 3: Your work at home.
Speaker 2: Definitely fucking not.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought that was a good question. I thought, oh,
Speaker 3: that might be a nice way to no.
Speaker 2: But most of the time, if I can hear it
Speaker 2: and it's bad, sure it takes me out of the film.
Speaker 1: In your opinion, what's like the best movie or TV
Speaker 1: show in terms of fully?
Speaker 2: No, Country of Old Men is really good. Oh and
Speaker 2: then like any Quentin Tarantino movie, because he's obsessed with folly,
Speaker 2: so he just like plays it up.
Speaker 3: Have you gotten to work with him? I wish, Okay,
Speaker 3: we can make that happen.
Speaker 2: He's got to come out of retirement.
Speaker 3: Oh is he done?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Oh? Then why what does it happen?
Speaker 2: He says he's retired, but really, bro, there's no way
Speaker 2: he's done.
Speaker 3: Oh brother, what about AI? He fucking worried about it?
Speaker 2: Everyone should be. Why it's fucking weird?
Speaker 3: What about Michael Winslow, You guys talk.
Speaker 2: Couldn't tell you? That?
Speaker 3: Is you serious? God damn it? That blows my mind.
Speaker 1: Michael Winsley, he was on the in the Police Academy movies.
Speaker 1: He made a lot of guy No, he just made
Speaker 1: weird noises. He could make any noise like sirens and yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. It's kind of coming to me and the gentleman. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what about him though?
Speaker 1: Like what, I just thought he would be up on
Speaker 1: your mount rushmore of noise makers.
Speaker 2: I just don't know what his deal is. He's just
Speaker 2: like a beatboxer. You can make any noise with his mouth.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I he's a comedian too, my.
Speaker 2: School special special talents.
Speaker 3: There, you're funny. Uh huh. You ever get any injuries
Speaker 3: making sound? Oh, bastard, Yeah, toy your gooch.
Speaker 2: Basically, planner Fasciatis really couldn't do it for like five years.
Speaker 3: What what because because you have.
Speaker 2: To perform footsteps in place?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Yeah, well couldn't you just be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I can do everything, but this I got.
Speaker 2: That's that's what I did. But it was like I
Speaker 2: kind of I couldn't do half the job. Half the
Speaker 2: job his feet.
Speaker 3: Half the chop is feet.
Speaker 1: Huh correct? How are your feet now still kind of fucked? Well,
Speaker 1: at least you have two kids.
Speaker 2: At least I have two kids, and I'm going to
Speaker 2: gain fifty pounds and make my feet feel even better.
Speaker 3: Don't gain fifty.
Speaker 2: I already did you already gained fifty with her, and
Speaker 2: I'm on my way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll be fine.
Speaker 2: Guess how much I fucking weigh right now?
Speaker 3: God damn it, here we go? How tall are you? No?
Speaker 2: Less?
Speaker 3: So glad it's less?
Speaker 2: You fuck her?
Speaker 3: One's sixty one?
Speaker 2: Oh that was closer. One sixty seven.
Speaker 3: I tell you what, most of it's waterweight. I know
Speaker 3: how much you don't know?
Speaker 2: Dick?
Speaker 3: Are you serious? I saw, I saw it, I saw
Speaker 3: what you brought it.
Speaker 2: This thing?
Speaker 3: Good lord, please get it off the table. It's not
Speaker 3: strong enough.
Speaker 2: I've actually broke one of these before, just smashed into
Speaker 2: twenty pieces.
Speaker 3: Did you record the sound?
Speaker 2: I was in the hallway?
Speaker 3: You ever fuck around with ASMR?
Speaker 2: I tag it all the time just so people will
Speaker 2: flock to my page.
Speaker 1: But no, I feel like the people that just listen
Speaker 1: to it are the cuckoo ones, like the people that recorded.
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, whatever.
Speaker 2: The oh thing is kind of weird.
Speaker 3: The shallow wet feet video on your Instagram?
Speaker 2: Oh did you like that?
Speaker 1: Was that for a production or just some rich dude?
Speaker 2: That was for Quentin so I could try to get
Speaker 2: on his next film.
Speaker 3: And why were you wearing animal ears?
Speaker 2: It was Halloween. I was like, it was like a
Speaker 2: Halloween post, So you weren't just because I'm trying to
Speaker 2: like get.
Speaker 1: Somebody, I thought maybe you were like doing an only fans.
Speaker 2: No, I was like trying. I was like trying to
Speaker 2: suck it up. And it was actually two days pregnant
Speaker 2: in that video.
Speaker 1: Oh hot, two days but see, you know, let's talk
Speaker 1: about that. You're never really two days pregnant because they
Speaker 1: go back to your you have your conception, and then
Speaker 1: they go back to your last period, so it's like
Speaker 1: two weeks back.
Speaker 3: So it like makes no sense.
Speaker 2: Stupid as fuck, Stupid as fuck.
Speaker 3: What do you think about Alabama? Huh? So they're doing
Speaker 3: some fun laws, aren't they.
Speaker 2: Are they the ones that did the ivy thing? Oh
Speaker 2: my god, that's so crazy.
Speaker 1: And now they're saying that jerking off might be a misdemeanor.
Speaker 1: It should be like a school shooting with just millions
Speaker 1: getting killed every time.
Speaker 2: It should be a.
Speaker 1: Youngster jerks it Are you going to record the audio
Speaker 1: of your baby's birth and use it if you ever
Speaker 1: get hired and need to.
Speaker 2: Know because it's going to be underwater.
Speaker 3: You're doing a water birth? Yeah? Have you done a
Speaker 3: water birth? The first one? Oh?
Speaker 2: Man? But the first one was natural.
Speaker 3: How long can you hold your breath?
Speaker 2: Probably not very long, probably like a minute.
Speaker 3: Oh so you're not.
Speaker 2: Going under not me, dishit.
Speaker 3: I like the idea of you're doing a complete underwater birth.
Speaker 2: Just hold my breath, just training for it.
Speaker 1: Here we go right now. It's like, what are you
Speaker 1: married to, David Blaine?
Speaker 3: David Blaine?
Speaker 2: Are just the concept of putting my head under the
Speaker 2: water that I'm birthing?
Speaker 3: Oh it's fair, Well what if it's a large body
Speaker 3: of water?
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: When you have your baby? Are you going to stop?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna just keep working right away?
Speaker 2: This is hilarious because I the first baby, I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll be back in four months, and then I didn't
Speaker 2: go back for a year. Right, so we'll see what happens.
Speaker 1: You're gonna play by year. Yeah, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: some gifts. Sweet, everybody that's on my show gets a
Speaker 1: gift of stuff at my house that I.
Speaker 3: Don't want anymore.
Speaker 2: Don't give me that.
Speaker 3: That's what I do. And you can get rid of it.
Speaker 3: I don't care. That's not my problem.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh you have them, because that's under this blanket.
Speaker 2: I'm probably gonna take it to a fully stage if
Speaker 2: it's worth anything.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe porn baby.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is for like an infant. Huh yeah,
Speaker 2: this Jiminy Chris.
Speaker 3: I don't want to you'll like that you have one
Speaker 3: of these.
Speaker 2: This is dirty as fun.
Speaker 3: I don't clean it.
Speaker 2: You're not going to watch it for me?
Speaker 3: No, I don't clean.
Speaker 2: They look like there's throw up on it. What the
Speaker 2: fuck did you bring me?
Speaker 3: This is a walker. This is a good walker. I
Speaker 3: don't want anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't all your ex baby shit.
Speaker 1: Some swaddles and they're all clean swaddles too, but whatever.
Speaker 1: But this walker has the wheels that so it doesn't
Speaker 1: go fast.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, you're a two months right now.
Speaker 2: I am not taking that away from me. No, get
Speaker 2: that way.
Speaker 3: Stop. This is nice.
Speaker 2: No fuck that thing.
Speaker 3: What do you mean your kid eventually?
Speaker 2: No, it's bad for their hips, dummy, No.
Speaker 1: This one isn't because their feet. No, you don't want
Speaker 1: to get older, you're fine. Oh they look my kid's
Speaker 1: got the test hips.
Speaker 2: Not using it.
Speaker 3: You're gonna take it.
Speaker 2: All right, What the fuck for your three year old?
Speaker 3: It's a bumper car.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's actually awesome. Yeah, you're really gonna
Speaker 2: give me all this ship?
Speaker 3: Yeah I don't. I don't want my house.
Speaker 2: She is gonna love this, and they tell you something.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to give it to her.
Speaker 3: Actually right, I'll make her hap. There's nothing better than
Speaker 3: coming home and giving your kids something.
Speaker 2: Ohthough, it's gonna get skid mark cell over my cart.
Speaker 3: No it won't.
Speaker 1: It's got it's a bumper cars real soft anyway. Do
Speaker 1: you know why doesn't have any stickers on it? Because
Speaker 1: when I buy any toy for my kids, I spend
Speaker 1: thirty minutes to an hour the stickering it every time
Speaker 1: with Google googlen you're not a sponsor, but send me
Speaker 1: a fucking crate. I use Google and a hair dryer,
Speaker 1: and I get every warning sticker, every stick because I
Speaker 1: think they look and I don't like them, and I
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 3: So I got this.
Speaker 2: That is weird. I'm not taking that from you, but
Speaker 2: I'm taking that.
Speaker 3: But I'm not sure you're taking everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that thing's cool.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna load your car up.
Speaker 2: How do you know I even have room in my car.
Speaker 3: We'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: Oh you're saying you're not gonna take that, but we're
Speaker 1: gonna bloat it in your car and you'll give it
Speaker 1: to somebody.
Speaker 2: I'm definitely not doing that. What do you mean I
Speaker 2: don't have time for that ship?
Speaker 3: You got time?
Speaker 2: Although if I had room, I would take it to
Speaker 2: a fully.
Speaker 3: Stock I can disassemble it.
Speaker 2: No, like sound wise, that's like, you know, necessary, but
Speaker 2: not on the fully stash.
Speaker 3: Jeez, can you get your huge gatorade thing?
Speaker 2: It's uh agua, it's too big distract I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: this thing out too the whole time.
Speaker 3: What time you wake up.
Speaker 2: Six twenty because my kid goes time to get out?
Speaker 3: What time does your kid go to bed.
Speaker 2: We'll try to put her to sleep at seven thirty.
Speaker 2: She won't fall asleep till like eight forty.
Speaker 3: That's too late.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck? How do I get them to
Speaker 2: sleep sooner?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I got two sleepers.
Speaker 2: I knew you were going to say that. Fuck you.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe if you weren't fucking making a racket
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: I'm like quiet most of the time.
Speaker 3: Take your jacket off. I'm sure that will have no
Speaker 3: problems cut.
Speaker 1: That's that's that's a fully every question. Now we have
Speaker 1: to make sure that it's at the end of the internet.
Speaker 2: That's a fully artist is no, sorry, that's a fully
Speaker 2: mixer's dream. Que jack it off.
Speaker 1: You ever seen the star spangled banner at a Tampa
Speaker 1: Bay Buccaneers game.
Speaker 2: I'm saying it at the Onland of Braves when I
Speaker 2: was eleven. So no, Tampa Bay. No, I'm never sang.
Speaker 3: For Tampa Bath, not even the lightning.
Speaker 2: I've sang for the lightning.
Speaker 3: You have sang for the lightning. That's cool.
Speaker 1: Got that question answered. You're singing in college? But then
Speaker 1: do you transitioned in college to fully work or no?
Speaker 2: No, there's not a specific.
Speaker 3: There's no degree in fully no or instruction to do it.
Speaker 2: I did take a visual media course in college where
Speaker 2: we had to replace the sound for three minute clips
Speaker 2: of I mean like twenty four films that my professor
Speaker 2: had a hold of. So like one of them was
Speaker 2: the Matrix, one was like Monster inc.
Speaker 3: Which one did you pick?
Speaker 2: I did the Matrix in the Monster one. Oh, there
Speaker 2: were like twenty three there.
Speaker 3: Was Monster on so it was a weird one to fun.
Speaker 2: Because it was the animation.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought.
Speaker 1: You're talking about what was Charlie's throne where she was
Speaker 1: like another oh yeah, no, no, no, no whatever, that's what
Speaker 1: I was thinking.
Speaker 3: So I didn't monsters Ink. I didn't hear the ink part.
Speaker 1: So you picked monsters Ink sorry for the chuckle, and
Speaker 1: and the matrix to do like a three minute chunk
Speaker 1: of right.
Speaker 2: So you have to find classmates that sound like the actors,
Speaker 2: do adr with them, replace the sound, hire a film
Speaker 2: score major person to write a film score clip for
Speaker 2: three minutes of the film, do the fully what else
Speaker 2: is there? Backgrounds and ad effects?
Speaker 3: And you were like, yeah, I'm in this is fun. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, whoa, this is.
Speaker 3: Crazy, isn't it neat? When when a light goes off,
Speaker 3: I can do this? Yeah.
Speaker 2: There was like a literally like a hole opened up
Speaker 2: in my brain. I was like, oh that was a spirit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was the spirit. But I ended up doing like
Speaker 2: for other people's projects because they were just like, we
Speaker 2: don't want to do this, and I was like, can
Speaker 2: I do your folly?
Speaker 1: So there at So when I came to Los Angeles
Speaker 1: there was some cheating going on.
Speaker 2: Yes, And when I came to Los Angeles. That was
Speaker 2: my skill level. That was it for three minute clips.
Speaker 2: You just hustled.
Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that neat?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty great from like like because I'm
Speaker 1: guessing you had no experience and you, yeah, explained this
Speaker 1: to the family when you're like, this is what I'm
Speaker 1: going to try to do.
Speaker 2: I don't think I explained. I was like, I'm going
Speaker 2: to California to fuck off, okay.
Speaker 3: Sweet little letter there.
Speaker 1: How long until you like actually broke in and we're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a I got a real gig and I'm living
Speaker 1: off this six months.
Speaker 3: Actually, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, incredible.
Speaker 1: You won an Emmy for your sound work on the
Speaker 1: show Atlanta.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you watch it?
Speaker 3: I haven't watched it yet, but it's in my queue.
Speaker 2: Just watch episode six or seven.
Speaker 1: Not the one you won the Emmy four, because when
Speaker 1: you submit to an Emmy, you pick which one is
Speaker 1: the best one and they just judge off of that
Speaker 1: one episode, right, correct, So this was the one that
Speaker 1: you were like, fully work focus on episode six.
Speaker 2: I actually only worked on three or four of those episodes,
Speaker 2: so the rest are I can't speak for ever been
Speaker 2: to Atlanta, Yes, I'm from Florida.
Speaker 1: I shot a show there just recently. Always a car
Speaker 1: on fire on the freeway somewhere in Atlanta.
Speaker 2: I haven't been there in a while.
Speaker 1: Just always every day there's just a random car, a
Speaker 1: blaze on the side of the road.
Speaker 3: And I found that very peculiar. Yeah, Emmy, what do
Speaker 3: you do with that? Emmy?
Speaker 2: It's just sitting on my piano.
Speaker 1: Is a full size Emy or is a fully Emmy
Speaker 1: a little different?
Speaker 2: No, it's Timmy. It's the thing.
Speaker 3: It looks like the normal Emmy that we've all grown accustomed.
Speaker 2: What are you trying to say?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I didn't know. If it was like
Speaker 3: if if some of the subcategories.
Speaker 2: The less important, the ones that they.
Speaker 1: Chop off and don't air on television yet, if you
Speaker 1: came up and get did you get to give an
Speaker 1: acceptance speech?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Because I was up there with ten men, ten men,
Speaker 1: and they took the spotlight.
Speaker 3: Away from you.
Speaker 2: Sounds spoke of shit.
Speaker 1: You guys should have all just went up there and
Speaker 1: just made dumb noises with blocks and stuff.
Speaker 2: And that all fully artists. It was like the whole sound.
Speaker 1: Okay, would have been fun if you would have went
Speaker 1: up there with blocks and you're just like for your
Speaker 1: speech just started.
Speaker 2: Just like pull it out of my tts.
Speaker 3: That's what they're there for.
Speaker 2: I've I've gotten away with a lot. What just shoving
Speaker 2: ship places through security points?
Speaker 3: What do you do? You got an agenda?
Speaker 2: One that's really funny that pops into my head. When
Speaker 2: I was in high school, I shoved a fucking heavy
Speaker 2: on bottle full of gold Shuger in my crotch and
Speaker 2: just walked in like when.
Speaker 3: Like thigh gap right, you like gold schlager? Are you
Speaker 3: still drinking it?
Speaker 2: No, it's a fucking sixteen year old trying to get
Speaker 2: ship faced.
Speaker 1: Mission accomplished, Yeah, super accomplished. What's the hardest thing to recreate?
Speaker 2: That's always the question that everyone asks.
Speaker 3: Good question, John.
Speaker 2: So I'll see something and we'll immediately think of, okay,
Speaker 2: what the material is? Right? So okay, how much resonance
Speaker 2: does the wood have? So like that's where your brain
Speaker 2: thinks to try to like build what you see because
Speaker 2: you don't have the object.
Speaker 1: Like ever, is every sound the whole way through? Are
Speaker 1: you having to duplicate it? They can't use any of
Speaker 1: the sound.
Speaker 2: That was just Yeah, nothing is really captured because they
Speaker 2: have lave layers and booms and they're you know, their
Speaker 2: prerogative is just just to capture the vocals, not anything else.
Speaker 3: Do you prefer movies that don't have music backgrounds?
Speaker 2: This is what happens in a mix. They don't know
Speaker 2: how to treat fully. They don't know how to mix
Speaker 2: it properly. So what do they do? They just push
Speaker 2: the music up?
Speaker 3: What about nature sounds? Is that your world?
Speaker 2: Nature sounds? We do anything, So animal eating we would
Speaker 2: be doing. But like animal noises, no, okay, But like
Speaker 2: anything an animal is touching and their feet in their
Speaker 2: what they're eating.
Speaker 3: Spits we do, spits, throw.
Speaker 2: Up, choking, drinking, smoking, kissing, palatio.
Speaker 1: Filatio, lots of it. I'm guessing you're not making fart noises.
Speaker 1: No libraries libraries for farts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tons of them.
Speaker 3: Okay, front farts? What about front farts? Do they ask you?
Speaker 3: Front front farts? Queps, queeps? Same thing, front parts? You
Speaker 3: tell me there's a library for front farts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am Oh, is it a different category?
Speaker 2: I'm not. That's not my category.
Speaker 3: Not a lot of front parts in films.
Speaker 2: I've only heard like two or three.
Speaker 3: Oh, do you know them your head, not really.
Speaker 2: I feel like I can see the actresses face, but
Speaker 2: I don't even know. I wish I could just make
Speaker 2: that noise on my I can't do it.
Speaker 3: I think we all do all right. I don't need you.
Speaker 1: Please stop trying to make a front part. What was
Speaker 1: one of the weirdest sounds that you've had to make?
Speaker 1: How did you make it?
Speaker 2: Everybody always asks this question, and the only one that
Speaker 2: I can recall from being a babyfol artist, because I
Speaker 2: was really proud of myself in the moment I had
Speaker 2: to do sound for a live lobster. The noise of
Speaker 2: them screaming when they were no they were just no, no,
Speaker 2: they were just handling live lobsters. And obviously I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna go get a live lobster. So I took a
Speaker 2: shell of a flashlight, like a plastic one, emptied out
Speaker 2: the contents, put a shammi in it, a wet one,
Speaker 2: and then took like a like a cooking utensil, you know,
Speaker 2: the like claw cooking utensil of the circle, put that
Speaker 2: up against it. It was just kind of moving it around
Speaker 2: and it sounded.
Speaker 3: Great for it. What would the shammy do? And it
Speaker 3: just add some weight.
Speaker 2: It adds like wetness and gooiness, and you could hear
Speaker 2: that inside the flashlight. Yeah, because like half of it's
Speaker 2: like hanging out of the flashlight, you know. So okay,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And I'm like tapping the
Speaker 2: plastic against itself in the You.
Speaker 1: Really you physically get kind of get into all the sounds,
Speaker 1: don't you.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a very physical job. That's why I've been injured.
Speaker 3: Are you going to be in the fully business forever?
Speaker 3: We'll see you enjoy it?
Speaker 2: Well, I wouldn't be doing it.
Speaker 3: It's not true. A lot of people do jobs that
Speaker 3: they don't really love.
Speaker 1: Not me, By the way, do they do fully on
Speaker 1: the Bachelor? And she's like, Oh, those kissing shows they do,
Speaker 1: those aren't those real kiss the reality?
Speaker 2: I've done reality. I've done Survivor.
Speaker 1: Actually I just did a reality show. You do the Goat,
Speaker 1: you fully work on the Goat?
Speaker 2: The Goat.
Speaker 3: I got to shoehorn you into my contract.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: It's a new show coming out on Prime Free.
Speaker 2: What's the context of the show. Is there anything that, Oh,
Speaker 2: wouldn't you like to know?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think I've ever told anybody what the
Speaker 1: show is about, yet I plugged it for like fucking
Speaker 1: six months.
Speaker 2: It's all submarines. My little kid is obsessed with singing
Speaker 2: yellow submarines right now.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not a bad song, say, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: the worst Beatles song, but who cares.
Speaker 2: She's like obsessing yellow submarines and the I played the song,
Speaker 2: she's cute.
Speaker 3: My kid listens to everything from the New Wonka movie.
Speaker 3: So that's that's what I'm.
Speaker 2: Meant to She wants Sesame Street is nice, but we're
Speaker 2: just listening to him. She hasn't watched anything yet.
Speaker 3: Oh you don't let her watch TV? Yeah? Oh good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to open that flood gate.
Speaker 3: I love it, love that floodgate.
Speaker 2: Don't want to open it.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know, let me know how that goes. This one.
Speaker 1: When that one comes out and you need to just
Speaker 1: fucking thirty seconds to like do something, so.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be like cool, here's Nemo.
Speaker 3: Yeah I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with the TV. Watch it
Speaker 1: and then you know what I do. Oh he wants
Speaker 1: to keep watching it for way too long. Well, I
Speaker 1: just turn it off and then it's like okay, who
Speaker 1: cares now go outside. Now he's entertained outside Like people
Speaker 1: that go, we get stuck to their screen.
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, he doesn't.
Speaker 1: He watches it when I let him, and then when
Speaker 1: I take it away, he stops watching it all.
Speaker 3: Is he fifteen five?
Speaker 2: So you have a good little boy that listens to you?
Speaker 3: Then? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean he also doesn't know how to undo passwords?
Speaker 1: Do you ever do you ever raise your voice at
Speaker 1: your daughter?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Are you worried about the relationship of a mother and
Speaker 1: daughter when she turns like fifteen sixteen?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because I was a hell fire little pistol. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: did everything.
Speaker 3: Are you Are you worried raising kids.
Speaker 2: In Los ve Beach? Sure?
Speaker 3: Uh huh h that's nice though, really sure, really nice.
Speaker 1: One time I was walking with my son and I
Speaker 1: think we were West Hollywood and this uh, this person
Speaker 1: that didn't have a place to sleep.
Speaker 3: I don't know what are we calling him now? And
Speaker 3: I was he just he just walked biasing goes, what
Speaker 3: if I shoot you? Hold on as he goes? And
Speaker 3: then and I just like smiled, and he was what
Speaker 3: if I shoot myself? And he kept walking? Right, That's
Speaker 3: what I did.
Speaker 1: I just started laughing because it was fucking funny, and
Speaker 1: I'm just showing. I'm telling my son like, we're not scared.
Speaker 1: Those guys guys kind of funny, you know where you're not.
Speaker 2: Doing to get scared.
Speaker 3: No, we didn't get scared. He just laughed. Right, what
Speaker 3: if I shoot you? What if I shoot myself?
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, this guy's great. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Why would I want to live anywhere else?
Speaker 1: Do you want to do some fully work for our
Speaker 1: show in success?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: Do you have things they need fully for me?
Speaker 1: Nope, we don't need a lot, although I would like
Speaker 1: some kissing sounds.
Speaker 2: This wouldn't be the only folly, but you have it silenced.
Speaker 3: Careful. I only have one mug.
Speaker 2: Did that hurt your ears?
Speaker 3: No? No, I just want the munk to break.
Speaker 2: You were like, because.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, please, don't break the one mug.
Speaker 2: Much louder than I thought. This table's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm sure we got this from designs within
Speaker 1: reach perfect. Maybe we got it from room and board.
Speaker 1: Where do we get it from room and board? Oh
Speaker 1: it's a room and board. I could tell, just because
Speaker 1: it has a modern, sleek look and it's probably overpriced.
Speaker 1: It was lovely meeting you. You do, Sarah, thank you
Speaker 1: for coming. I mean, I look forward to listening to
Speaker 1: you in the future.
Speaker 3: Pasha.
Speaker 1: Well, Carl, do you like Tara. She's my kind of girl,
Speaker 1: rough around the edges and pregnant. She's just now leaving.
Speaker 1: I can hear her leaving.
Speaker 3: By damn y'all.
Speaker 1: You get it, Carl, my mother. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys relate to this or not. But when I
Speaker 1: talk to my mom three minutes max. Before, she's trying
Speaker 1: to wrap things up, like I gotta get off the phone.
Speaker 1: Then she gets mad if I don't check in or like,
Speaker 1: oh you didn't ask how I was doing, or he didn't.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you give me such a small window. I
Speaker 1: don't know if anybody can relate to this.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: It started because I think she's like, you never asked
Speaker 1: about my shingles when I had the shingles. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you complained constantly. He goes, Oh no, that was after
Speaker 1: it was over, but during it I didn't and you
Speaker 1: guys didn't check in on me very much.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, we only let us talk for a
Speaker 3: few minutes.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I thought i'd come up with a new
Speaker 1: segment where we just check in to see how my
Speaker 1: mom is doing physically.
Speaker 3: All right, let's give her a call. Hello, Hey mom,
Speaker 3: how are you doing physically?
Speaker 2: Fine?
Speaker 3: Really good? Thank you for asking. All right, I love you,
Speaker 3: talked to you later.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: That's it, gotta go. I didn't get any crate.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was joking. I didn't send you anything in
Speaker 1: a crate. I was just being silly.
Speaker 3: Bye, bye bye. She's doing good. Now you need a
Speaker 3: backstory to that. Let's hear about this creek.
Speaker 1: The other day it was her birthday. I sent her
Speaker 1: some flowers and she's like, I got flowers. I love them,
Speaker 1: thank you. And I said, oh, the crate didn't show
Speaker 1: up yet, and she goes, no, it didn't come. I'm
Speaker 1: I go be on the lookout a big crate's coming.
Speaker 1: She still doesn't. She still thinks a crate should be
Speaker 1: showing up. Anyway, I'm glad to know that she's doing well.
Speaker 1: Her health is good. All right, Let's get to some
Speaker 1: of the plugs. Boys wear pink, you know, pick out,
Speaker 1: you're a toddler, a cute little beanie.
Speaker 3: By the way, those beanies will fit your big old head.
Speaker 1: They fit Mine boys wear Pink dot Com.
Speaker 3: You want anything from there, Carl? You do what did
Speaker 3: you just shake his head? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, the goats coming out on Freeby, greatest reality
Speaker 1: show of all time, and my tour popping in everywhere,
Speaker 1: adding shows and where are my Adam shows Indianapolis? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't just do one show in Indianapolis. Check out
Speaker 1: all those dates. Come see me in Vegas, Come see
Speaker 1: me at the Dolby Theater in Los Angeles. All right,
Speaker 1: Carl's falling asleep on me. Another bedtime story for my
Speaker 1: once three year old son. See you next week.
Speaker 3: Once upon a time.
Speaker 4: Hmm in a soul wait city with rat tiny people.
Speaker 3: All do you wanted to do?
Speaker 4: Right? A motorcycle tredged betuts it would only a choose
Speaker 4: motors all. So they try to keep up with the
Speaker 4: other motorcycle. But so they made it a moor. They
Speaker 4: twitted them Wedwold, wed Wolter plea timolder, and then he
Speaker 4: did it.
Speaker 3: He was a feat So the end bye, that's very's
Speaker 3: awful