Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back el
Speaker 1: arm Mass.
Speaker 2: Speaker, Texas, seventy five nine, who says I was at
Speaker 2: seven eleven with my teenage daughter. We went different ways
Speaker 2: in the store and I found her looking into one
Speaker 2: of the freezers. I thought it would be hilarious to
Speaker 2: playfully push her in.
Speaker 3: What so she falls? I laugh. Then I look up
Speaker 3: and see my daughter is standing at the end of
Speaker 3: the eye.
Speaker 2: Oh no, turns out I shoved a strange woman into
Speaker 2: the freezer.
Speaker 3: Oops, laughed at her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what, you're drunk?
Speaker 1: Yeh.
Speaker 3: Help situation.
Speaker 2: The thing is, mistakes happen, and you shouldn't let them
Speaker 2: eat you alive from the inside. It's healthier to get
Speaker 2: them out on the radio anonymously, and you could do
Speaker 2: that here on the mass Speaker. We've got a guy
Speaker 2: who wants to push his confession into our freezer of secrets,
Speaker 2: and he's chosen to go by the name even today.
Speaker 3: So Stephen, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Hey, what's up man? How you doing?
Speaker 4: It's cold in here, Stephen, he'd be safe.
Speaker 3: Okay, actually it's really really hot here.
Speaker 4: No, it is r A C has been broken for
Speaker 4: like two weeks in the studio and it is seventy eight.
Speaker 2: We could use that refreshing, ice cold secrets straight from
Speaker 2: your mouth, Stephen, the voice changer is on.
Speaker 3: We are ready whenever you are to hear your confession.
Speaker 1: Okay, so about four years ago, I was engaged to
Speaker 1: be married.
Speaker 2: Oh, man, nice.
Speaker 4: I don't like that you say it was.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I congratulate you, but I shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's all good and uh so here
Speaker 1: I am engaged to be married, and I had my
Speaker 1: bechel reporting.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know how you do it.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do it locally, so I got
Speaker 1: about seven of my buddies and we went to Las Vegas.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's how you do it. That's how even as
Speaker 3: men can be stereotypical. Nothing bad ever happens in Vegas.
Speaker 3: I know, very wholesome, lace to go. Yeah, a lot
Speaker 3: of churches around. Tell us about your really wholesome bachelor
Speaker 3: party in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So here's the thing. We're in Vegas. We're living
Speaker 1: in up bar, hopping drinking shots, we're gambling.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay, so so far, so good. It doesn't sound
Speaker 4: like other women are involved yet or anything.
Speaker 1: No, no, not yet. Okay. So the thing is we're
Speaker 1: cat calling women, so they're women are involved. There were
Speaker 1: cat calling women.
Speaker 4: Just a little PSA interrupt you.
Speaker 3: We don't like that.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, but continue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my bachelor party. It's my confession.
Speaker 4: Trying to learn something in the process.
Speaker 1: At one point. At one point, I got separated from
Speaker 1: my homies and I'm trying to find them. And and
Speaker 1: at one point I was looking like on I g
Speaker 1: at stories to see if maybe they posted like hey,
Speaker 1: we're over here at this club, over at this club
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 2: A lot of people would just send a text message
Speaker 2: to their friend, but I like that, you're going the
Speaker 2: hard route.
Speaker 3: You know, they'll post before they were ye because you
Speaker 3: know up, Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm in my room to be shirt, right. So what
Speaker 1: happened was I want to the wrong club to try
Speaker 1: to find them. Okay, okay, that's fine. I saw a
Speaker 1: bacherette party, so then they're my groom to be shirt
Speaker 1: and they waved me over.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean it makes sense, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, oh, you're a bachelor.
Speaker 4: And it feels safe because everybody knows you're taken.
Speaker 3: Happens a lot.
Speaker 1: So I met the bride and and it was all
Speaker 1: a good time. I kind of hit it off with her.
Speaker 1: Now we're drinking gell little shots. We're okay.
Speaker 3: You alone with the bachette party.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had a good connection.
Speaker 2: I want to leave you had a good connection with
Speaker 2: the bride and the bachelorette party.
Speaker 4: Men always want what they can't have.
Speaker 3: You know what about her? The bride's the one that
Speaker 3: invited him over.
Speaker 4: And only Jeff, it's only both of them are definitely
Speaker 4: in the rock here.
Speaker 2: But it's in city. This is what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 2: It's in the title of the city. If you're not sitting,
Speaker 2: why are you even there?
Speaker 3: You did you?
Speaker 4: Did you go through with anything? Did anything more happen?
Speaker 1: So this was and I think I did what you're
Speaker 1: saying there. We hung out all night. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to leave her, and no we didn't. We didn't have
Speaker 1: anything like that then sexual.
Speaker 4: No relations, okay, no relations?
Speaker 1: So you know, okay that happened.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, what about your buddies who you've
Speaker 2: been missing from them the entire night?
Speaker 4: And that whole bros before host thing is not true?
Speaker 3: Obviously. This is such a good example in Vegas.
Speaker 2: It's a different story, Like what did you tell them though?
Speaker 2: Weren't they curious where you were?
Speaker 1: They were and you know, I just kind of told
Speaker 1: them and said, hey, man, I was passed out in
Speaker 1: the bushes somewhere.
Speaker 3: Okay, that on your collar.
Speaker 1: So so we fast forward, right, and I get home
Speaker 1: a week later. My wedding is off. Off. It's not
Speaker 1: it's not happening.
Speaker 4: Oh, you canceled the wedding because you fell in love
Speaker 4: with a woman from Vegas.
Speaker 1: I've had a connection with the woman in Vegas.
Speaker 3: You told your fiance that.
Speaker 1: No, no, I didn't. I didn't say that to her, right,
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't a good idea.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, oh my god, you learned something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So what ended up happening is I moved to Colorado,
Speaker 1: okay with the bachelorette.
Speaker 3: Oh, you moved to where the bride is.
Speaker 4: Wait what you ended up picking up with the bride
Speaker 4: that you met in Vegas?
Speaker 1: Yeah? She called her wedding off.
Speaker 4: You guys were actually in love.
Speaker 1: Yeah we're engaged now.
Speaker 2: Wow, So you guys getch each other's perspective sooner.
Speaker 3: For each other on your Bachelor and Bachelorette.
Speaker 4: Hey, you can't let me say you can't tell that
Speaker 4: story at the wedding.
Speaker 3: No one, if it's strong, leave that out of a speed.
Speaker 3: It's not romantic about that brooke.
Speaker 1: So my family doesn't know. They're in the dark. I
Speaker 1: never told anyone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you masked.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and only the bride and a few of
Speaker 1: her friends.
Speaker 3: Bough, Okay, because they were there that name.
Speaker 1: My man.
Speaker 4: Everything's going to be cool though, right. You guys aren't
Speaker 4: going to upgrade again.
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 1: Unless you go to Vefe.
Speaker 2: You gotta go to like one of the most boring
Speaker 2: cities in the world to make sure nothing happens.
Speaker 4: No, you do what I did, and you have a
Speaker 4: joint bachelor bachelorette party. Yeah, you can still have a stripper.
Speaker 3: You just have to be there together. Okable. We want
Speaker 3: to be bored, not clinically depressed.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean what happens in Vegas obviously doesn't stay there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it moves over to Colorado and Speaker Sex seventy
Speaker 3: five nine too.
Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
Speaker 2: you the next mass speaker.
Speaker 3: Your phone taps coming up next
Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,