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Speaker 2: Let's do this podcast thing all right? All right, full
Speaker 2: out of the show starts now.
Speaker 3: Good morning everybody, because it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the mornings.
Speaker 3: And despite multiple defeats in the past, McDonald's executives think
Speaker 3: this might finally be the right time to reintroduce a
Speaker 3: certain burger concept.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, what.
Speaker 3: Well, currently their largest burger on the menu is the
Speaker 3: quarter pounder, hence the name of it.
Speaker 1: How big is it?
Speaker 3: But now they want to go even bigger? Oh back
Speaker 3: to wanting everything big super again. McDonald's wants to create
Speaker 3: a larger, even more satiating burger that completely satisfies you.
Speaker 3: And in the past they've rolled out stuff like the
Speaker 3: McDLT the Arch Deluxe, the Grand Mac.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like you have these memorized You're
Speaker 1: not even reading them.
Speaker 3: Their new one is gonna be so giant it won't
Speaker 3: fit in the traditional cardboard box.
Speaker 4: What new box?
Speaker 3: If you order it at the drive do you have
Speaker 3: to get two boxes and frankenstein them together. It's gonna
Speaker 3: test the suspension of your car when they hand it
Speaker 3: to you through the window.
Speaker 1: What is it, Jack?
Speaker 3: Well, they have this giant new burger. What's it gonna
Speaker 3: be called? We don't know yet.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 3: Some say they could go with the mcbiggie burger. Oh,
Speaker 3: that makes it kind of sound like a kids burger,
Speaker 3: though mcbiggie is kind of too cute. Oh, really a
Speaker 3: little cute. One theory says they're gonna put three mix
Speaker 3: on the front of it, mcmick, because it's going to
Speaker 3: be that bigburger.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're a chicken.
Speaker 3: They should have done that with their chicken sandwich burger.
Speaker 3: Whatever they call it, they're gonna be testing it out
Speaker 3: in twenty different markets, and if it's successful, they're gonna
Speaker 3: scale it from there.
Speaker 2: It has to be I only want it if it's
Speaker 2: going to be served in a large pizza box.
Speaker 3: That's how they should do it. Prepare your mouths and
Speaker 3: your stomachs for what McDonald's is about to throw at.
Speaker 2: You sideways to get it through the drive through windows.
Speaker 3: We're going to prepare our throats for a shock. Colic
Speaker 3: Question of the Day.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're starting to prepare, Jeff.
Speaker 3: I've been waiting months for this digital Jake, give it
Speaker 3: to us as big as you can please.
Speaker 1: You did it yesterday.
Speaker 4: Science fiction fans, astronomers, probe enthusiasts, all of them look
Speaker 4: forward to this moment National Alien Abduction Day. And it
Speaker 4: doesn't matter if you've had a close encounter from the
Speaker 4: great Beyond or if you're like Jeff and you're crossing
Speaker 4: your fingers saying, please make.
Speaker 3: It happen today, Bro, Bro, that's right.
Speaker 4: In honor of our little green friends, we're gonna do
Speaker 4: a most Famous Aliens in Pop Culture edition of plenty
Speaker 4: of Now. I have a list of the twenty most
Speaker 4: iconic extraterrestrials from TV and films from the past forty years. Okay,
Speaker 4: and just like how we first started playing plenty of twenty,
Speaker 4: we're gonna go around the room. You guess one of
Speaker 4: the top answers you're still in. You get it wrong,
Speaker 4: and you're out shoot.
Speaker 1: This is like the OG That's.
Speaker 4: Right OG plenty of twenty. Side note, the silver save
Speaker 4: for the number one answer is still in play. So
Speaker 4: starting with the woman whose treadmill hunch has been compared
Speaker 4: to an elderly intergalactic squid.
Speaker 1: Come on, fuck terrible video, I blame Alexis.
Speaker 4: Twenty most popular aliens and pop culture on my list,
Speaker 4: Give me a guest, Oh.
Speaker 1: God, I get a start. I'm gonna go with ET.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Et is the number one answer on my list
Speaker 4: from Et the Extraterrestrial nineteen eighty two. The first.
Speaker 5: Next is alexis, Oh, I know you guys gave me
Speaker 5: a pen and paper.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I have nothing to write down. I don't
Speaker 1: even know another.
Speaker 3: Alien aliens in any TV show.
Speaker 5: It makes you can't feel like when Star Wars are
Speaker 5: saying like it's an actual alien.
Speaker 4: Star Wars from Star Wars does take place in space.
Speaker 5: Yea, I've seen one Star Wars movie, but the only
Speaker 5: guy doesn't he kind of suck was in jar Jar
Speaker 5: like an alien.
Speaker 4: Alex's first pick was jar Jar binks. You can just say,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, yeah, that's not on the list. I'm sorry, Okay,
Speaker 4: I love the enthusiasm behind that one. Now let's go
Speaker 4: to Jose.
Speaker 3: Well, Alexis took my j.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I will stick with Star Wars and go.
Speaker 4: Yoda Yoda number three on my list, Jose, we have
Speaker 4: one and three off the border over to Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Even though they don't really look or like seem like
Speaker 3: an alien, they're constantly referenced on the show as being
Speaker 3: one the vulcan Spock.
Speaker 4: Number two on my the whole top three off the border.
Speaker 4: Back to Brook.
Speaker 2: Do the aliens from the movie The Alien have a
Speaker 2: name like the ones that come up through your stomach?
Speaker 4: They do have a name.
Speaker 1: They do.
Speaker 4: It's Carl. You don't, I will tell you the name
Speaker 4: if that's on the list.
Speaker 1: The aliens from Alien obviously named Janet.
Speaker 4: Janet and Carl. The aliens from Alien number five on
Speaker 4: the list, they're called Xenomorphsa morphs Guy one, two, three,
Speaker 4: and five off the border. Back to Jose.
Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh, so I wrote on Alien and then
Speaker 6: I wrote something after it, and.
Speaker 4: Then it's a tough way to go out this morning.
Speaker 4: For the sea. It's a scramble.
Speaker 3: It looks like chamberlains chamber.
Speaker 6: Oh the Star Wars Chewbaccabacca number fifteen on the list.
Speaker 4: Chewbacca Chamberlain is his name?
Speaker 3: Just see what a bunch of scribbles.
Speaker 4: We're back to Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's do uh. Superhero aliens The most famous one
Speaker 3: Superman Superman.
Speaker 4: Number sixteen on the list from the planet Krypton, making
Speaker 4: him an alien. Back to Brook. You have your silver
Speaker 4: save as well, so feel free to just let it loose.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I can't remember the I keep thinking of
Speaker 2: the alien and I think it's from the Adult animated
Speaker 2: show that Jeffrey really likes, and he's Gray.
Speaker 1: I can't think of his name, So I'm gonna go Alf, oh, Alf.
Speaker 4: Number seventeen on the list. Elf, Jose, we're back to you.
Speaker 7: So now I want to say like Power Rangers because
Speaker 7: they're no, no, it's not the Power.
Speaker 8: To help me or no, no, no, I'm gonna go
Speaker 8: with not the Power Range.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 4: Sord On did not make the top twenty. Jose is out, Jeffrey,
Speaker 4: were up to you?
Speaker 3: You gotta get this right or Brook wins now I
Speaker 3: was thinking of the show that Brooke was thinking of.
Speaker 3: It's from American Dad alien. I know who's name I
Speaker 3: can't remember now, but I'm not gonna help. I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna say I think this is wrong. His name's Gary.
Speaker 4: No, Gary from American Dad. Not on the list. It's Roger.
Speaker 4: That means Brook, You've won the suion of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 4: She literally just said, I don't want to be Let's
Speaker 4: quickly go over the aliens. You guys might have missed
Speaker 4: the Predator alien from the Predator franchise is number four
Speaker 4: group from Guardians of the Galaxy was on there. The
Speaker 4: Martians from Mars attacks Ky and Codos from the Simpsons.
Speaker 4: That's what I was gonna The Martians from the Muppets,
Speaker 4: sometimes called the Yip Yips. I had a picture print
Speaker 4: it out for you. Gizmo from Gremlins, the Arquillian from
Speaker 4: Men in Black, the Prawns from District Nine, the Board
Speaker 4: from Star Trek, Stitch from Lilo and Stitch and the
Speaker 4: Great Kazoo.
Speaker 3: Who were you thinking of?
Speaker 5: Alexis a little ones from toy Story.
Speaker 3: Well Brook the one who gets it right, so she
Speaker 3: gets to choose who get shocked, and they're going to
Speaker 3: be seeing a thousand miles by Vanessa.
Speaker 2: Carlon Well, Jeffrey, it's not a pro, but it's close.
Speaker 2: So you okay?
Speaker 3: Making my way downtown walk in fast faces passing him
Speaker 3: home bound Darren Blankley, I just want that's your.
Speaker 9: Chocolate question of the day, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Whenever somebody has a brilliant idea, it's usually represented with
Speaker 3: a little light bulb over your head. Yeah, ding, But
Speaker 3: do you ever wonder what did they use before light
Speaker 3: bulbs were invented.
Speaker 6: Candle whights by itself, a little candle pop up there, lantern,
Speaker 6: glowing oil lamp, or maybe just a little shooting star
Speaker 6: like streaped across your forehead.
Speaker 3: Cave man banging two rocks together, sparks. I don't know,
Speaker 3: And the only reason I asked is because on my
Speaker 3: light bulb is running a little bit loaded.
Speaker 10: Oh you know, one of.
Speaker 1: Those LED's power set up for like you change them
Speaker 1: every five years.
Speaker 3: Yes, I should have installed on while I could. Instead,
Speaker 3: I need to call an electrician, ask him to come
Speaker 3: over and tinker around up there. Get that baby burning
Speaker 3: nice and bright. For a brand new edition of What's
Speaker 3: on Your Mind?
Speaker 1: You need that light bulb.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a one million watt flood light above
Speaker 3: my dome. It's coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And you don't
Speaker 3: realize how little you actually know about someone until you
Speaker 3: have to buy them a birthday present. So I'm hoping
Speaker 3: to get a few hints about what to buy each
Speaker 3: of you as we go around the room for another
Speaker 3: highly informational edition of What's on Your Mind. We're gonna
Speaker 3: start with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2: Well, I just got to say now that the mouse
Speaker 2: is out of the bag, and Alexis knows that there
Speaker 2: was a mouse in my kitchen, thousands of the ca.
Speaker 1: My husband is a hero for all.
Speaker 3: He finally agreed to consummate the marriage. Good for you, Michael.
Speaker 1: For handling the mouse.
Speaker 2: He called me frantic at work, and apparently I wasn't
Speaker 2: his first call. It took a lot of outside help
Speaker 2: to get this mouse taken care of. First, he called
Speaker 2: my brother in law who just told him to turn
Speaker 2: the dishwasher on, and he was.
Speaker 1: Like, no, that is disgusting and I will not do that.
Speaker 1: So then he called me and I was like, just
Speaker 1: grab it, grab it with your hands. It's just a
Speaker 1: little mouse. He didn't like it either.
Speaker 2: So then I went in and asked producer Boyd whose
Speaker 2: idea was tongs.
Speaker 1: He thought, kitchen tongs.
Speaker 3: I will naturally go to the utensil. I thought you
Speaker 3: meant as like you for a meal.
Speaker 8: Because so then he called my mom and dad and
Speaker 8: now we're at least an hour into this ordeal, and
Speaker 8: my dad can't stop laughing at him. So offer zero
Speaker 8: advice and my mom comes up with a good one.
Speaker 2: She says, the shot back, get the shot back, and
Speaker 2: suck because it's stuck in the dishwasher.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you realize this.
Speaker 2: The mouse is inside the dishwasher. So he tries to
Speaker 2: shot back. That doesn't work either.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Finally he turns to a good old fashioned broom and
Speaker 2: that's that gets the job done. It gets the mouse
Speaker 2: out of the house. I'm not going to go into detail.
Speaker 2: Two hours later, he feels like a true hero.
Speaker 3: Of a house husband of the Year.
Speaker 1: Husband of the Year. He got the mouse out of
Speaker 1: the dishwasher in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: Jo's on your mind?
Speaker 6: Well, I went to an MLS game over the weekend
Speaker 6: and I'm in my seats and I hear a loud
Speaker 6: scream from like five rolls back behind him and it's
Speaker 6: just ah, is.
Speaker 4: That Jose, Oh my gosh. Like so I turn around
Speaker 4: and I motioned for her to come.
Speaker 6: Down, like come on, and she comes down.
Speaker 4: We get a pick, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: She's like freaking out and she she's like a true, true,
Speaker 6: true fancy.
Speaker 3: So I go back to my seat, I sit back down.
Speaker 1: You're feeling really cool.
Speaker 6: Five minutes later, I hear, Jose, you're amazing.
Speaker 3: All right, but remember when we just did our okay,
Speaker 3: same person.
Speaker 9: Girl.
Speaker 1: Clarify I'm a different person.
Speaker 4: No, no, And then.
Speaker 3: She goes, Jose, can I have your phone number?
Speaker 6: And the entire section starts cracking up.
Speaker 4: And then I feel embarrassed, and she goes, don't worry,
Speaker 4: I'm twenty eight. I'm I know I look young.
Speaker 6: And so now we're having a one sided conversation.
Speaker 4: The middle of the soccer match.
Speaker 3: I open the floodgate to her.
Speaker 6: Just now it's we're yelling, So then I have to
Speaker 6: yell back. I'm like Instagram, like Instagram me, and she's like, okay,
Speaker 6: I'll hit you up on Instagram.
Speaker 1: What's your hand?
Speaker 4: And so literally I feel so embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you guys are screamed. I crossed like a
Speaker 3: giant stadium.
Speaker 6: I'm not trying to flirt Jeff for once. I'm literally
Speaker 6: so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: And why didn't it all happen when you were together?
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know, So that happened the
Speaker 1: entire last half.
Speaker 5: This wouldn't happen if you sat in the three hundreds,
Speaker 5: and they can't see.
Speaker 3: It as nice to see, alexis what's been on your
Speaker 3: mind years.
Speaker 5: I've been coaching high school track lately, I told you,
Speaker 5: and I love it so much that I saw an
Speaker 5: opportunity to be a pilates coach, and I thought, why
Speaker 5: not get a third job?
Speaker 1: Okay, might as well you like to exercise.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was an audition you go to and like
Speaker 5: perform at.
Speaker 9: And I went.
Speaker 5: And I realized as I'm talking to the girls that
Speaker 5: I get in there, that a lot of them have
Speaker 5: done about like a hundred pilates classes.
Speaker 3: One hundred of them hundred, and I've done.
Speaker 1: Two in my lifetime.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're going to be an instructor after only going
Speaker 2: to two classes?
Speaker 5: To anybody I get up, I know, and it's my
Speaker 5: alphabetical order. So I go second out of like twenty
Speaker 5: girls to.
Speaker 1: Teach a class.
Speaker 4: Is that good or bad? It's bad?
Speaker 1: When I realized I don't know how to use the machine.
Speaker 8: Okay, that's the whole pilates class.
Speaker 5: The whole thing is setting up the machine as I'm teaching, and.
Speaker 1: That I'm going through my lesson.
Speaker 5: I'm walking through and I realized I'm miscounting, like I
Speaker 5: told people to do a ten of a rep. But
Speaker 5: then I wasn't actually counting what we were at. No,
Speaker 5: So then I'm like guessing where we're at, and I'm
Speaker 5: asking the class what number we're on, and like I
Speaker 5: look over in this girl.
Speaker 1: It's like giving me a thumbs up. She's like, good job.
Speaker 1: And that's how you know you're doing that.
Speaker 2: It's funny because you took this job with having zero
Speaker 2: radio experience and it worked out because you don't need.
Speaker 1: Much for this.
Speaker 5: That's the worst thing is these people told me, They're like, oh,
Speaker 5: you work radio, You're gonna be a natural.
Speaker 1: Like no, I know because I sat there and I
Speaker 1: realized I was silent, like.
Speaker 5: I had to teach a class and a trunk and buy.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh my god, no one's talking. So anyways,
Speaker 5: I don't have a third job. I didn't get it,
Speaker 5: so you were.
Speaker 1: I knew I should have. I should have walked out sooner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go. All right, Jeffrey's on your mind.
Speaker 3: You guys know I give off naturally manly vibes here
Speaker 3: at work.
Speaker 1: I can never tell are you being sarcastic when you
Speaker 1: say that?
Speaker 3: I just ooze ma chiese mo just buy itself. That well,
Speaker 3: I uped it even more recently when I took a
Speaker 3: trip to a little place called Low's.
Speaker 1: Did your voice just get super.
Speaker 3: And I don't know what it is about that store,
Speaker 3: but as soon as I walk through the doors, I
Speaker 3: just feel this like masculine energy come over me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you smell the.
Speaker 6: Wood and all of a sudden, your chest pops out.
Speaker 3: I'm with you, dude, instinctively, like you have this like
Speaker 3: hardware store strut going where you kind of lean a
Speaker 3: little bit. You guys wouldn't know, okay, And I felt
Speaker 3: actually kind of pretty tough until I remembered what I
Speaker 3: was really there for. And I made my way through
Speaker 3: to the garden center and I picked out my favorite
Speaker 3: piece Lily got the perfect one for my foyer, just
Speaker 3: absolutely kills the fun shway right in the front. And
Speaker 3: didn't want any judge he looks when I was leaving,
Speaker 3: So before I checked out, I just grabbed an extra hammer.
Speaker 3: Didn't need one. It wasn't like a tiny I just
Speaker 3: didn't want the looks from the guys that were all
Speaker 3: giving me knots at the beginning.
Speaker 2: Should have gotten some of those flower printed garden gloves.
Speaker 3: They were pink, so they're pretty close.
Speaker 1: That's the man we know.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey, You're welcome. Text in seven eight five nine two, Lily,
Speaker 3: tell us what's been on your mind? It's Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: When we share what's on our minds, the listeners text
Speaker 3: in and tell us what's been on theirs, Like this one.
Speaker 3: It's seven eight five nine two. It says it's Wednesday,
Speaker 3: my dudes.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's true.
Speaker 3: I love that about our listeners so deep. They just
Speaker 3: really that was it.
Speaker 1: There was nothing else wedness.
Speaker 3: That's gonna have me thinking for a while. Yeah, that
Speaker 3: was well done. Wisdom from our listeners.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now the Texas, I'm five foot six and my wife
Speaker 3: is five ten. I love it and my wife does too.
Speaker 3: When other people comment on our height difference, I just say,
Speaker 3: I love climbing. Oh yeah, she loves power squads. So
Speaker 3: it's win win for everybody.
Speaker 6: Should always have like a mountain climbing rope around.
Speaker 3: Yeah joke. It's good that have with a sense of
Speaker 3: humor about it. And one more says Hi, ladies and gents,
Speaker 3: just wanted to say thank you. I've been in and
Speaker 3: out of the hospital for one month, and you guys
Speaker 3: have helped me laugh and rise above some serious depression.
Speaker 3: I needed those laughs more than I thought I did,
Speaker 3: so thank you Alexis Brook, Jeffrey, Jose, Ashton, Ashley, and
Speaker 3: Digital Jake. Yeah, the whole squad. Yeah. I mean they
Speaker 3: didn't say if we caused the serious depression.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Look now Brook's depressed and it goes round and round
Speaker 3: everyone we talked to. All I have to say to
Speaker 3: that is it's Wednesday. My dudes, yees, think about that.
Speaker 3: We're gonna think about more and when we do laser
Speaker 3: stories right after.
Speaker 9: This Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Once in a while, a brand new food creation will
Speaker 3: come out that blows our minds and changes everything you have.
Speaker 3: Jeff Remember there was the cronut. Yeah, Locos, tacos, the
Speaker 3: invisible burger. Take a bite if you can find it.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is Jeffrey's California diet from his
Speaker 1: child life.
Speaker 3: Well, today we have a possible finalist for Greatest food
Speaker 3: Invention of the Year. But it's not just one item.
Speaker 3: It's a whole new type of restaurant out of Las Vegas.
Speaker 3: It's called the Dragon Tiger Noodle Company.
Speaker 1: And now I'm already it's being.
Speaker 3: Dubbed the Chipotle of noodle houses. You guys haven't heard
Speaker 3: about this yet, Well I kind of have, but go ahead.
Speaker 3: So picture you walk in and you get to go
Speaker 3: down the assembly line and custom choose whatever type of
Speaker 3: noodle you want, whatever proteins or vegetables you want to
Speaker 3: add into the bowl, garnishes, boom, do it your way.
Speaker 3: And then the best part that makes it different from
Speaker 3: any other restaurant is they have a big selection of
Speaker 3: different broths on tap.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like hot beer, Ta hot broth on tape.
Speaker 3: Instead of Samuel Adams, it's delicious noodle broth.
Speaker 6: And you can see their different colors, you know, some
Speaker 6: of the garlic broth.
Speaker 4: Maybe one's more of a chicken beer.
Speaker 1: Why do they keep it hot in the tap? Don't question.
Speaker 3: It works with steam when it comes out. Noodle magic
Speaker 3: is how it works. They figured it out. Hose did
Speaker 3: you just go to heaven?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: I really did.
Speaker 6: I saw this on my timeline because I'm a foodie,
Speaker 6: and I was like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh,
Speaker 6: All hands on deck.
Speaker 2: You know there's gonna be one drunk guy that goes
Speaker 2: in there and gets his bowl.
Speaker 8: And he's like, wait a minute, I thought this is
Speaker 8: gonna be a bowl of beer.
Speaker 4: Drink too much? Please?
Speaker 3: Don't they have six locations in Vegas right now. A
Speaker 3: lot of people are saying that this idea is going
Speaker 3: to blow up and be everywhere all across the country soon, because.
Speaker 6: If someone just wants hand just wants some chicken broth
Speaker 6: and noodles, and someone else wants I want.
Speaker 4: Every topic in the world.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is going to be a discussion
Speaker 2: for the next thirty minutes in the studio thanks to you, Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: We gotta move on though, and gets a Laser Stories
Speaker 3: that's coming up next. It's the radio segment that's trying
Speaker 3: to break a Guinness World record, but he needs a
Speaker 3: willing surgeon to do it because he wants to achieve
Speaker 3: the world's first ever zipline circumcision.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if the doctor's on the zip line
Speaker 3: with a scalpel and flies by, or if they're both
Speaker 3: on it together at the same time. Either way, Okay,
Speaker 3: keep your eye out and your pants up for Laser Stories.
Speaker 1: No, I just hope there's harnesses reading.
Speaker 3: Weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 3: except we've got a laser and there's there's zippy snips.
Speaker 3: Just don't This first lazer story is out of Colorado.
Speaker 3: A thirty two year old's grocery store worker named Stephen
Speaker 3: Masalta got busted last month after allegedly getting frisky all
Speaker 3: the way with and cover your ears if you don't
Speaker 3: want to hear this with some produce at the store
Speaker 3: that he worked at. My god, we're talking fruits, vegetables,
Speaker 3: and yes, even some baked goods too.
Speaker 2: Did they go back on the shelf or they get
Speaker 2: thrown away?
Speaker 1: Do I want to know?
Speaker 3: Maybe you don't want to know the answer to opera.
Speaker 3: Some might say that it's disgusting because these items weren't sealed.
Speaker 1: Ah, and what was this happening?
Speaker 2: Is it just like in the middle of the day
Speaker 2: breaking in there after hours?
Speaker 3: You want to know how to do it too. There
Speaker 3: you can go figure it out, go talk to him.
Speaker 3: But unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, he was not caught in
Speaker 3: the act of doing it. The police nabbed him after
Speaker 3: he was seen pleasuring himself outside of quote numerous coffee
Speaker 3: shops and businesses, and that led them to searching his home,
Speaker 3: where they found video evidence of his supermarket desecrations.
Speaker 1: He kept video of it. Oh, I supposed to love
Speaker 1: your job, but not literally.
Speaker 6: What the heck?
Speaker 3: What happens between him and his bushel of girlfriends should
Speaker 3: be his own business. Let's go to your next laser
Speaker 3: story out of the sports world.
Speaker 1: Bring me somewhere else, Jeff.
Speaker 3: If you are a Philadelphia Phillies fan, the best night
Speaker 3: for games is always dollar hot Dog Night.
Speaker 1: That is awesome.
Speaker 3: The team's been doing him for more than a quarter century.
Speaker 3: But unfortunately the wiener fun has officially ended. And it's
Speaker 3: all because of fans unruly hot dog behavior.
Speaker 1: Who people ruin everything?
Speaker 4: Don't I know? We do.
Speaker 3: The organization cited last year's April eleventh game, when Philly
Speaker 3: fans turned the stadium into a full blown food fight tossing.
Speaker 3: They were tossing their franks as far as they could
Speaker 3: across the stadium. Yeah, someone squirts a mustard.
Speaker 4: In the Yeah.
Speaker 3: The people were being pelted with flying wieners, causing multiple
Speaker 3: fan evictions. The Phillies also say the demand for the
Speaker 3: dollar dogs led to clogged lanes on the concourse, which
Speaker 3: caused security and safety concerns. Oh come on, man, Yeah,
Speaker 3: well they don't want the fans to be too upset
Speaker 3: because they are replacing dollar hot Dog night with a
Speaker 3: one for two deal by one hot dog get two
Speaker 3: buns because the buns are lighter to throw and they
Speaker 3: don't hurt people.
Speaker 1: So you can toss.
Speaker 3: I bet the seaquels will be happy, and the grocery
Speaker 3: store worker from the last or he knows exactly what
Speaker 3: to do with this.
Speaker 11: I am extra exactly.
Speaker 3: This next Lazer story is out of the South Poles
Speaker 3: board of your old office job, or looking for some
Speaker 3: excitement in your life, look no further than a recent
Speaker 3: job posting as a penguin counter in Antarctica.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you have to be a scientist
Speaker 2: to do that?
Speaker 3: Not for this one. The Antarctic Heritage s Truss is
Speaker 3: looking for five individuals to engage in a once in
Speaker 3: a lifetime opportunity counting penguins and sorting mail at the
Speaker 3: world's southernmost post office.
Speaker 1: Okay, is it be the worst shop for Jose? Like
Speaker 1: you would get so distracted? Like where was I was
Speaker 1: it twenty two?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Well there's another baby penguin.
Speaker 6: Yeah, really look just like the other baby peng.
Speaker 3: Jo rough can give you someone to talk to you,
Speaker 3: though for an extended period of time, that might be nice.
Speaker 3: While it sounds like an exceedingly lonely gig, some seven
Speaker 3: hundred nautical miles south of the tip of Argentina, it
Speaker 3: is visited by thousands of cruise ships a year, So
Speaker 3: maybe you'll be able to wave to another person who's
Speaker 3: on the boat just passing by. I want your Wi
Speaker 3: Fi signal. There they go. That was your one human
Speaker 3: to human interaction for the next two months.
Speaker 4: Penguins.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe you'll have time to actually teach the penguins
Speaker 2: how to tap dance and you can do like.
Speaker 3: If you want to. Applicants have until today to apply
Speaker 3: That not much time. Ye better get cracking this next
Speaker 3: layser stories out of Senior Citizen News headquarters. There are
Speaker 3: some emojis that no one understands. But do you have
Speaker 3: a parent or a grandparent who can't process even the
Speaker 3: most simple ones.
Speaker 2: Yes, my mom was sending me sensual lips for a while,
Speaker 2: Thank so Mom.
Speaker 3: A new study on emojis found that older folks are
Speaker 3: less likely to use emojis than younger adults, which makes
Speaker 3: sense since they've only been around for about a decade.
Speaker 1: I think it's also like they can't see them. You
Speaker 1: see them hold their phone out further and further away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, an old man looking at a phone.
Speaker 3: So they haven't been around for very long, and their
Speaker 3: assent has been really fast. That's why we need to
Speaker 3: cut grandma some slack.
Speaker 9: Here, I am tired, Grandma.
Speaker 3: They tested people's understanding of eight different emojis, just the
Speaker 3: face ones, three happy, including the grinning face, too sad
Speaker 3: including the crying face, too surprised including the screaming face,
Speaker 3: and one angry one, and they found this simple. The
Speaker 3: one that older folks were least comfortable understanding was the
Speaker 3: surprised face with wide eyes and blushed cheeks. Why they
Speaker 3: just didn't understand what that meant. Happiness was the next
Speaker 3: most difficult to interpret, which is strange and kind of
Speaker 3: a little bit sad.
Speaker 1: Maybe their life is so long they're not shocked by anything.
Speaker 1: They very happy about stuff.
Speaker 3: Well, there is good news. Authors of the study report
Speaker 3: that older folks do have the desire to learn more
Speaker 3: about emotion geez and become more comfortable using them right,
Speaker 3: They just need somebody to come and show them the ropes.
Speaker 3: And that's why we're gonna be sending this guy out
Speaker 3: as a representative to all of the assisted living facilities.
Speaker 3: He's got his egg plant in peach emoji already for
Speaker 3: showing town at the senior home.
Speaker 1: I've heard those places need that.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, that's how it means. Lay the stories has
Speaker 3: come to an end for the day. We'll do it
Speaker 3: again the same.
Speaker 9: Time on Friday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Brooke, would you agree that if you're caught doing something
Speaker 3: you know is wrong, Yeah, you deserve to be punished
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I mean, do you apologize or you're not
Speaker 2: gonna apologize?
Speaker 1: I feel like apologies go a long way.
Speaker 3: Well, like when you got busted driving in the carpool
Speaker 3: lane alone while going twenty over the speed limit. That
Speaker 3: cop should have given you a hefty ticket for that.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, I haven't done it since.
Speaker 3: Oh you know, I changed my way, so it was
Speaker 3: okay for him to let you off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it me you know, well.
Speaker 3: If that's really what you believe, maybe we should let
Speaker 3: the people off who get caught cheating on their significant
Speaker 3: others and just give them a little warning too, if
Speaker 3: they promised to change forever.
Speaker 5: And apologizing and apologize, that's what book says.
Speaker 3: Brooks says, apologies and changing. We're about to hear some
Speaker 3: stories of infidelity. Listen as Brook sympathizes with the cheating
Speaker 3: in a brand new edition of Busted. Coming up Sneaky.
Speaker 9: Husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.
Speaker 3: They thought they could get away with that, but they're
Speaker 3: about to get busted. You know. The first time Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift saying the lyric karma is my boyfriend, Travis Kelsey
Speaker 3: got very confused and upset. What who Who's karma? And
Speaker 3: then he went and won a super just to prove
Speaker 3: to Taylor he is better than karma ever could be.
Speaker 3: Oh what, Luckily, you don't have to join the NFL
Speaker 3: and win a championship to prove your worth to an
Speaker 3: unfaithful ex. Instead, just use karma to get even with them.
Speaker 3: Right here on Busted, we got a few listeners ready
Speaker 3: to tell us how they caught their significant others doing
Speaker 3: something like a gosh dang acrobat. We're gonna start with Sarah,
Speaker 3: tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 12: Hey, so I was suspicious, you know, he was seeing
Speaker 12: and I I had this coworker dress up like an
Speaker 12: Amazon delivery guy and in a big package with like
Speaker 12: air holes in it.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, box you up and delivered you.
Speaker 12: Yeah, like in a big box with airholes.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I thought you were just gonna say he
Speaker 2: like looked in the windows.
Speaker 12: Now it's a little more than that.
Speaker 2: Wow, So you're in a box in his living room
Speaker 2: at this point.
Speaker 13: Where are you?
Speaker 12: So he drove me to my own house and like
Speaker 12: laid me down on the front steps of my house.
Speaker 3: Okay, and then a porchy pirate came by, and oh god,
Speaker 3: what happened?
Speaker 12: So I'm there for like twenty minutes and like sharing up.
Speaker 12: This uber stops and a girl gets out and she's
Speaker 12: walking to my door and I reach out like a
Speaker 12: hand through one of the air holds and grabbed her
Speaker 12: ankle and I yelled, what are you doing here? And
Speaker 12: she screamed and ran away.
Speaker 1: Are you she wasn't just delivering his food?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the actual Amazon delivery.
Speaker 12: I mean that was all the proof I needed.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 4: The vicinity.
Speaker 3: Every time I go home now and I see a
Speaker 3: box on my door, so I'm gonna be like, who's
Speaker 3: in there, Let's go to Rick minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm just still.
Speaker 3: It was a crazy one. Rick, tell us how you
Speaker 3: busted your significant other.
Speaker 14: So I work at the same company as my girlfriend,
Speaker 14: but she's in the sales department and I'm in it.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh it you and spy on anybody.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a good point. Got the advantage.
Speaker 14: So one day I needed to do an update on
Speaker 14: everybody's office laptops and I see that one of the
Speaker 14: sales guys has a video on his laptop called hooking
Speaker 14: Up with the Sales Girl.
Speaker 1: He titled that.
Speaker 3: I'm sure that's the secret name for the taxes that
Speaker 3: he's filing in there.
Speaker 6: Humping the it guys girlfriend Volume four.
Speaker 3: Did that send off a red flag for you?
Speaker 1: I mean, there's gonna be more than one sales girl though.
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, hopefully, hopefully, that's what I was thinking. But
Speaker 14: I opened the video and sure enough, there's my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: I think she would be so insulted at the title
Speaker 2: of that video like hot sales.
Speaker 4: Hot, beautiful woman, or maybe just her name.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that you respect the privacy of your employees
Speaker 3: going through all their folders and super updates.
Speaker 2: There's no IT person that respects privacy.
Speaker 3: Fair enough, So what did you do when you saw
Speaker 3: that video?
Speaker 14: Of course I was furious, but I didn't say anything.
Speaker 14: I kept it in well because I had a feeling
Speaker 14: that I had a plan here. A few weeks later,
Speaker 14: our general manager sent out the end of the year
Speaker 14: celebration video for our company.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh.
Speaker 14: So a different video accidentally got sent out as.
Speaker 3: Shut up dude?
Speaker 15: Dude?
Speaker 11: Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is wild okay, and then what happened?
Speaker 3: Did you get fired or did she get promoted?
Speaker 2: Say it is boring, there are.
Speaker 3: Some really good days. All mess with your IT person,
Speaker 3: treat them with some respect. Let's go to our last
Speaker 3: certainly not our least call though. We've got Chelsea on
Speaker 3: the line. Chelsea, tell us how you busted your significant.
Speaker 10: Other a few years ago. I'm living with my boyfriend in.
Speaker 1: A partner uh oh.
Speaker 3: Apartment.
Speaker 1: What happened, Chelsea?
Speaker 10: So it's like two am in the fire alarm goes off? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 10: but it's just not the alarm going off, it's a
Speaker 10: whole fire going going Okay, it's.
Speaker 3: Actually our fire.
Speaker 1: The only time it was actually happening in your apartment.
Speaker 10: It wasn't in my apartment, but in my apartment complex.
Speaker 10: There was the fire.
Speaker 1: Oh my gods, so scary. I hope you got it.
Speaker 1: You got out obviously.
Speaker 10: Oh what even scarier is that it's two am.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 10: I can't find my man. He's nowhere in the big god.
Speaker 10: So I look all over my apartment. He's not there.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 10: Eventually I have to leave because everyone's going outside, you know,
Speaker 10: and I don't want.
Speaker 16: To burn up.
Speaker 1: Good choice, good choice.
Speaker 10: So I hear one of the firefire to say, some
Speaker 10: idiot is over there getting freaky with candlewet and started
Speaker 10: a fire in the bedroom. So, you know, maybe in
Speaker 10: the nosey person I am. I look in the back
Speaker 10: of the ambulance and lo and behold there's my boyfriend
Speaker 10: with the neighbor who has over her back.
Speaker 1: Oh that is messed up. Did you break up with
Speaker 1: them right there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 10: You know, that's just one of those situations that you
Speaker 10: just leave them on red in real life.
Speaker 3: Okay, you have to talk to him, But you didn't
Speaker 3: happen to catch like what brand of candles it was,
Speaker 3: because I don't want to have a similar mistake happen.
Speaker 12: Not at all.
Speaker 3: Darn Yankee candle and sticking with you.
Speaker 2: She was a cinnamon buns not getting those next time?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Thanks Chelsea. Make sure to hit up our textports seven
Speaker 3: eight five nine two if you have a funny story
Speaker 3: about how you caught your ex cheating and you could
Speaker 3: be on the next edition of Dusted. We got your
Speaker 3: phone tap coming.
Speaker 9: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Today, we call a woman who went to her doctor
Speaker 3: recently because she's been having some trouble sleeping. All right,
Speaker 3: They did some tests and they said that they'd call
Speaker 3: her soon with an update. Well, we're going to tell
Speaker 3: her that we work closely with her doctor and we
Speaker 3: just got the remedy to finally put her mind in
Speaker 3: her body at rest so she can sleep well. And
Speaker 3: who else better to do that than our own Jose Bolagna.
Speaker 3: You'll hear his idea in your phone's at right now.
Speaker 16: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hi, is this Claire?
Speaker 17: Make yes, it is who's calling Hi?
Speaker 7: This is Scott Chegg with the Sleep Institute. Your general
Speaker 7: practitioner referred you to me regarding your sleep issues.
Speaker 17: Okay, Hey, yeah, the.
Speaker 7: Doctor wanted me to get a hold of you because
Speaker 7: of our success here at the clinic using audio therapy.
Speaker 17: So doctor referred to you guys to me.
Speaker 7: Yes, the doctor refers a lot of her patients to us.
Speaker 7: We have an ASMR therapy that we do here.
Speaker 3: Have you heard of it?
Speaker 17: I'm not sure if I have.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 7: It's basically a soothing voice or some type of sound,
Speaker 7: you know, whispering over calming music. I found that it's
Speaker 7: really helped many people relax, get better, rest. It's very
Speaker 7: life changing.
Speaker 17: Yeah, no, I actually I do think I've heard of that,
Speaker 17: and so they thought there'd be something I should come
Speaker 17: in for.
Speaker 3: Actually, we can do it over the phone right now.
Speaker 17: Oh, right now.
Speaker 3: There's no time like the present. It's very simple and complimentary.
Speaker 3: This is free.
Speaker 17: Okay.
Speaker 7: You just get into a relaxed state and the voice
Speaker 7: will come in soon and guide you.
Speaker 16: Okay, right now, okay, O.
Speaker 1: Hoose your eyes, let go of the day.
Speaker 6: Imagine you're standing in a serene forest.
Speaker 1: What Wow? Did my towering trees swinging gently in the.
Speaker 17: Cool I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Is this part we're starting
Speaker 17: right now?
Speaker 16: This is this?
Speaker 14: Is it?
Speaker 3: Correct? Yeah?
Speaker 4: That's our ASMR mickey.
Speaker 3: We found nothing puts your.
Speaker 7: Mind more at ease and picturing the happiest place on Earth.
Speaker 17: I appreciate what you guys are doing over here, but
Speaker 17: I'm not finding this story relaxing. That voice is not relaxing.
Speaker 3: Well that's that's okay. We have other options that'd be great.
Speaker 7: Let's try this.
Speaker 3: Are we ready and relax?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Field of wait out a world lifting from your shoulders
Speaker 7: as you've sent deeper in a relaxation.
Speaker 11: Stop wait you all safe?
Speaker 13: Wait?
Speaker 17: Stop this is for now. That's not relaxing at all.
Speaker 17: That guy is be sounding doctor preferred you guys.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I may have actually dozed off for a second.
Speaker 7: Were you did you want us to say something again? I?
Speaker 17: Yeah, I just this is supposed to be relaxing. I'm
Speaker 17: so sorry. I think I'm missing something.
Speaker 7: Isn't it the greenness of the voice?
Speaker 17: No, that voice is not relaxing. It's it's actually terrifying.
Speaker 17: He sounds like the sort of serial killer, like who
Speaker 17: leaps to that?
Speaker 7: That's our most requested voice.
Speaker 17: I don't know who you're working with, but there's no
Speaker 17: way to scientifically works for people.
Speaker 3: What about this?
Speaker 17: I don't think I need to hear anymore.
Speaker 18: Listen to the gentle, bitter batter of the rain. On
Speaker 18: the leaves or whatever.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, please stop please the.
Speaker 10: Rain on your homes.
Speaker 18: Homes excuse me, not like the home, I mean like
Speaker 18: the like the rooftop or whatever. Assuthing rhythm, lulling into
Speaker 18: a step, tranquility.
Speaker 17: And can I get the doctor back?
Speaker 7: I am the doctor.
Speaker 12: This is you?
Speaker 17: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 4: Be quiet and go to sleep or whatever? Okay, you
Speaker 4: know what.
Speaker 17: Summary it's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: No it is. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 17: This it's insulting. It's wasting my time.
Speaker 3: It is insulting.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: Listen please.
Speaker 7: My name is Jose I'm on a radio show called
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: You were set up by your husband, Luke.
Speaker 4: It's a prank phone call.
Speaker 13: Fuck you, Luke.
Speaker 6: Yes, he told us you've been having a bunch of
Speaker 6: sleep issues.
Speaker 4: He wanted to play a joke on you.
Speaker 3: He thought it'd be hilarious.
Speaker 13: Are you joking?
Speaker 10: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Doesn't sound like you got a good night's sleep last night.
Speaker 3: You're kind of grumpy.
Speaker 17: O god, I'm going to sleep well to night. That
Speaker 17: was ridiculous.
Speaker 7: Between you and man.
Speaker 3: You're sleeping may not made a small issaan.
Speaker 17: Stop you gotta stop your just you're so creepy.
Speaker 9: Wake Up. Every morning was fun taps weekday Mornings on
Speaker 9: the Twenties brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Alexis, If you're supposed to meet a guy for a
Speaker 3: first date and he decides he is not gonna show,
Speaker 3: would you either he ghosts you or sends you a
Speaker 3: detailed text explaining exactly why why.
Speaker 1: Would why wouldn't you want the second one? I kind
Speaker 1: of want the details.
Speaker 2: Everybody wants, That's what I'm saying, the extreme details.
Speaker 3: Well, the guy in today's second date, I'm not that
Speaker 3: into you, Alexis. Sorry. The guy in today's call didn't
Speaker 3: really do either of those. He went a different route,
Speaker 3: and he did it more than once. So why is
Speaker 3: our listeners still interested in trying to meet up with
Speaker 3: this dude?
Speaker 1: That's a big question.
Speaker 3: It's a mystery that this morning Show's top gum shoes
Speaker 3: are going to try to unravel when we do a
Speaker 3: brand new second date update right after this second date update. Normally,
Speaker 3: our goal during this second date segment needs to get
Speaker 3: two people back together for a second try, second chance
Speaker 3: for a romantic connection. Because the name yeah we know
Speaker 3: put a lot of work into this, but maybe there
Speaker 3: was like a misunderstanding. Maybe someone's fly was down on
Speaker 3: accident or on purpose, doesn't matter, it's usually.
Speaker 1: It happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, today, before we can even get to any
Speaker 3: of that, we might need to solve a mystery because
Speaker 3: there's been some strange text messages exchanged and I don't
Speaker 3: know what they are. But apparently it wasn't enough for
Speaker 3: our listener Kiki to reach out for help about it,
Speaker 3: So let's talk to her. Kiki, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 14: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, we're getting distracted already.
Speaker 1: Sorry, tangents all over the place, Kiki. How you doing.
Speaker 16: I'm doing okay, just a little confused.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of picked that up from your email.
Speaker 3: What's going on with you and this guy that you met?
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 16: Okay?
Speaker 12: His name is Chase.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm guessing you guys met online or on an app?
Speaker 16: Okayn app? And he checked all my boxes?
Speaker 17: Okay.
Speaker 2: Sound like felt like a red flag when she said anybody.
Speaker 3: Else you did have a sensual tone.
Speaker 16: I mean, I know, I get that a lot, but
Speaker 16: we moved pretty quick. He asked me if I wanted
Speaker 16: to go out that Friday, which was two days after
Speaker 16: we went on the app.
Speaker 1: Is that too fast?
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean I kind of get just getting to the
Speaker 5: screening instead of texting.
Speaker 3: And your I would take it as a positive, like
Speaker 3: he's really excited to see you as quickly as possible.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I said, yeah, I was really looking forward to it.
Speaker 3: So how did it go?
Speaker 16: Well, the day of, three hours before the date, I
Speaker 16: get a message from him saying he's really sorry, but
Speaker 16: he has to postpone because we had to take care
Speaker 16: of M period E period.
Speaker 1: Period period white periods.
Speaker 6: Oh, take care of my elephant? Oh god, okay, maybe
Speaker 6: he has an elephant?
Speaker 1: Did you ask him? Like, well, who's who's that? What
Speaker 1: does that mean?
Speaker 16: He googled M. I was like, either he's working on
Speaker 16: his Master's of education, Oh okay, or he is something
Speaker 16: called my algic anthemous.
Speaker 1: It's either a positive or a negative. We're not sure.
Speaker 3: You know what that means?
Speaker 16: Well, it means extreme fatigue.
Speaker 6: Oh and that actually makes sense.
Speaker 3: Super exhausted.
Speaker 6: He's like, I literally have to take care I got.
Speaker 2: I mean if he was super fatigued, he didn't seem
Speaker 2: very fatigued when he was on the app.
Speaker 16: You know, he just said it, so I wasn't here
Speaker 16: what it was. I wanted to send him a message
Speaker 16: back with a generic message back to figure out what
Speaker 16: it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, you don't know if you want to say,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm so sorry or congratulations.
Speaker 1: So what did you say?
Speaker 3: Would you write?
Speaker 16: I said, sounds tough.
Speaker 1: Sounds tough.
Speaker 19: Okay, that's true, that's nice, middle ground, elect reschedule.
Speaker 3: Let's reschedule, okay, and did you.
Speaker 16: Well, sure enough, the next day he did reschedule for
Speaker 16: later in the week.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, we're back on track now.
Speaker 16: The day rolls around and he says, no, you're gonna
Speaker 16: hate me, but I'm totally floating right now.
Speaker 3: Floading floating.
Speaker 6: Oh is it like floating like pods?
Speaker 1: Or is emmy some sort of drug? We don't know.
Speaker 3: About special case. I know, it's really weird. Did you
Speaker 3: know what that means?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 4: I google that.
Speaker 13: I google that.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's going to come up with the
Speaker 1: answers that you want.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna get like all sorts of things hot
Speaker 3: air balloon buoyancy lessons.
Speaker 16: Yeah, well, apparently it's when you have to pretend to
Speaker 16: be really busy at work for your boss when you're
Speaker 16: really doing nothing.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's floating, floating, like floating by work.
Speaker 16: I don't know if he meant that, but that's what
Speaker 16: I found. So I guess he had a problems.
Speaker 3: Floating around his master's program.
Speaker 2: Why are you're still interested in this guy? He's like
Speaker 2: talking in like weird speak.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, you're kind of right, bro. Not following
Speaker 1: through any day?
Speaker 16: Yeah, he didn't cancel twice. He postponed twice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, okay, it's not very nice to say about
Speaker 3: someone with my algic emphasis.
Speaker 19: I mean, we're scheduled to go out this Saturday, so
Speaker 19: the wild Well, no, because he's just messing back, saying
Speaker 19: I might have to push it back one more day.
Speaker 6: Can I say something?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 3: At least these aren't last second.
Speaker 4: He's giving her a day notice. He even gave her three.
Speaker 1: Hoss to keep it the other day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, before the date. Not for a woman.
Speaker 1: I think, do you think he's catfishing? You? Do you
Speaker 1: think he's real? Like maybe?
Speaker 2: Like here's the thing, Like he's coming real close to
Speaker 2: the date and then suddenly canceling and coming up with
Speaker 2: a different excuse every time.
Speaker 16: I don't know what's going on. I don't know if
Speaker 16: he has a girlfriend or something.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, we didn't think of that. That Maybe he's
Speaker 3: just like trying to push you off until he can
Speaker 3: get rid of his current girlfriend or something exactly.
Speaker 1: And the girlfriend keeps being home.
Speaker 2: I mean, we haven't come up with a positive theory yet.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 16: I don't want to keep waiting. I just want to
Speaker 16: know what's really happening.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, that's something we can do, because honestly, I'm
Speaker 3: tired of guessing of what's really got with you. Let's
Speaker 3: just give him a call. We'll come back, and we'll
Speaker 3: solve this mystery once and for all. What's really going
Speaker 3: on with Chase in his M period E period, floating period,
Speaker 3: weirdness period.
Speaker 1: If it was just a period, we could figure it out.
Speaker 3: All right, We'll come back and get to the bottom
Speaker 3: of it right after this second date. Update three scheduled dates.
Speaker 3: Two have already been postponed, and one is on the verge. Yeah,
Speaker 3: which is where we come in to save the day.
Speaker 2: We're always living on the verge, aren't we, Jeffrey, we
Speaker 2: have I'm a virgin the hell I like it that way.
Speaker 1: That's what that would means.
Speaker 3: And we're going to try to get to the bottom
Speaker 3: of this once and for all. Because there's been some
Speaker 3: confusing texts being exchanged between our listener Kiki and the
Speaker 3: guy that she's trying to meet up with named Chase.
Speaker 3: She is tired of waiting and postponing and postponing. She
Speaker 3: just wants an answer.
Speaker 1: I think this was good. I think it's good she
Speaker 1: came to us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what he said. Brook. Should we just call
Speaker 3: Chase and figure this out?
Speaker 1: I think that he owes you some explanation, Kiki.
Speaker 16: Oh, he definitely does all of us.
Speaker 3: I feel invested.
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't need to come out of hard
Speaker 1: or anything, but.
Speaker 3: You just speak for your Wait a minute, don't do this.
Speaker 3: Keith has been waiting like it sounds like a month
Speaker 3: to get this date locked down, So it's time to
Speaker 3: finally get to it. Here we go. I'm gonna dial
Speaker 3: his number right now. Hello, Hey, we're gonna speak with Chase.
Speaker 11: Uh speaking.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 13: Okay, or radio show that's right, it still exists.
Speaker 3: We're doing something called a second Date Update, which is
Speaker 3: a segment where we're trying to help out one of
Speaker 3: our listeners, you know, smooth out the bumps in their
Speaker 3: dating life, not that they have any bumps, and just weird.
Speaker 3: That was a terrible thing. She said he was going
Speaker 3: to come out of hard. Now this it's a bump
Speaker 3: free lady and her name, her name is some curves. Well,
Speaker 3: I don't know wady lady. I don't know anything about
Speaker 3: what she looks like or anything about her body. I
Speaker 3: know she seems really sweet when we talk to her.
Speaker 3: Name's Kiki.
Speaker 13: What is going on with Peky?
Speaker 1: Yeah we heard you guys have plans this weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well tentative plans. Here's the deal. You've already postponed
Speaker 3: on her twice, at least that's what she told us.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I guess that's technically true.
Speaker 3: Okay, but if the dates didn't happen, then yeah, that
Speaker 3: would be true.
Speaker 1: And you're the one that said, let's do it another time.
Speaker 3: And you've already sent her that you might have to
Speaker 3: postpone again for your date on Saturday. It's just leaving
Speaker 3: her with a lot of questions because your texts have
Speaker 3: been a little bit mysterious for why it's happening.
Speaker 11: She told you my text.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean not all of it, not the personal ones,
Speaker 2: just the ones that she didn't get.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, for example, she told us about one message
Speaker 3: where you said you're totally floating right now and you
Speaker 3: can't make it.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, we.
Speaker 1: Just assumed you're on drugs. Yeah, we all thought I'm joking.
Speaker 1: I'm joking. What does that mean?
Speaker 3: We don't understand.
Speaker 15: I meant like I had had a long day at
Speaker 15: work and I was in the bath when I texted that,
Speaker 15: So I meant like, I'm just kind of floating in
Speaker 15: the water, right, Yeah, that.
Speaker 3: Literal literally floating in the water.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I didn't want to get out.
Speaker 2: You canceled a date because you wanted to take a
Speaker 2: longer bath.
Speaker 11: Well, it's not excuse. I really needed it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I'm still not one hundred percent clear on
Speaker 3: what you mean.
Speaker 1: There was a man that needs baths, Jeff, Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hygiene is a good thing.
Speaker 3: Can we go to your other text that you sent
Speaker 3: where you said that you were taking care of M
Speaker 3: period E period?
Speaker 1: What does emmy mean?
Speaker 11: What it means like me.
Speaker 3: As in yourself? Well, do you put periods in it?
Speaker 1: Got another bath?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 9: We were sure.
Speaker 13: I just thought it was like a fun way the
Speaker 13: same me.
Speaker 2: Like, what were you doing to take care of you?
Speaker 2: What kind of self care are we talking about here?
Speaker 11: So I went home and I laid in my Massa's chair,
Speaker 11: had some Ben and Jerry's, and I just exfoliated for
Speaker 11: the entire night and it was awesome.
Speaker 1: Just you put off her for that.
Speaker 13: If I can't take care of myself, who can I
Speaker 13: take care of?
Speaker 11: It?
Speaker 3: Sounds like, I mean the saying is if somebody is
Speaker 3: really important to you, you'll make time for them.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, why I postponed it, didn't cancel.
Speaker 3: It is important to me, not as important as you are.
Speaker 2: I mean, I will say I feel like men don't
Speaker 2: take enough time with their personal care, like they usually
Speaker 2: just consider toilet time that.
Speaker 1: So, so you're saying this is an okay, excuse me.
Speaker 3: Maybe a whole pint of Ben and Jerry's is more
Speaker 3: important than going.
Speaker 2: On a first or he could have invited her over
Speaker 2: to share the Ben and Jerry's, Like.
Speaker 3: That would have been why did you do that on
Speaker 3: the first date?
Speaker 11: That would have been a bit creepy.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're already all right, So.
Speaker 1: I'm not anti any of what he's said.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess Brook's not. But that's not the person
Speaker 3: whose opinion really matters. The one we need to ask
Speaker 3: is Kiki, who I need to tell you has been
Speaker 3: on the other line listening this entire time. Probably need
Speaker 3: to do some self care of her own after this.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 3: That's how this works. We have them on the other phone.
Speaker 16: I'm just confused.
Speaker 11: I didn't know I was going to be on the radio.
Speaker 16: Well, it's just funny because what you're saying it sounds
Speaker 16: like something a woman would do.
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean sure, it does, sound lovely, it sounds amazing.
Speaker 13: I believe everyone to self care all the time.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, can you go back to your like messages Chase, Like,
Speaker 3: is there a reason why you had to cancel a
Speaker 3: or sorry postponed the dates on her? Or is this
Speaker 3: just something that you do at random?
Speaker 13: I remember one of the time I had forgotten my
Speaker 13: lunch at home.
Speaker 6: That just.
Speaker 3: Your whole day off, Ia, You didn't need anything.
Speaker 15: No, I had a bagel while I was there and
Speaker 15: bought something.
Speaker 2: Your routine.
Speaker 3: You were a little stressed by.
Speaker 15: That, you know, I knew I had to go home
Speaker 15: and just have a night to myself.
Speaker 1: On the couch because you were so upset about the lunch.
Speaker 3: Well, what do you like just by yourself? What do
Speaker 3: you do?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 13: I just went home that day and I got some
Speaker 13: box line Retell therapy on Amazon, got myself like four
Speaker 13: new pairs of shoes.
Speaker 1: Four pairs? How much? Why do you have to drink
Speaker 1: to talk yourself into four pairs?
Speaker 3: Or once he's taking full care of himself, shapps are cool?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: And that means you couldn't go out with her?
Speaker 3: Yeah? How do you feel hearing all that?
Speaker 11: I mean.
Speaker 16: He becomes very high maintenance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like he's so low maintenance.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's maintaining himself.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Zero.
Speaker 2: But it's like, where's the room to help her, you know,
Speaker 2: to like take on anybody else's It's there.
Speaker 13: I just got to get through my stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't think always going to have a bad day affect.
Speaker 4: You that much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, forgetting your luge and stuff, it's shut.
Speaker 4: Down the whole day.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to go anywhere.
Speaker 13: Did you guys not hear me? I had to buy
Speaker 13: a bagel.
Speaker 1: We are beggar Gate.
Speaker 3: We're sorry for your plight, okay, And I don't want
Speaker 3: to add any more onto your plate.
Speaker 2: Here, My god, can you imagine the self care you're
Speaker 2: going to have to do after this phone call?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean I can tell this is already really winding
Speaker 3: you up. Hopefully to put you at ease. We're going
Speaker 3: to take a lot off your plate and pay for
Speaker 3: your next date with Kiki if you're willing to go
Speaker 3: out with her. Yeah, no pressure, no stress.
Speaker 13: Man, Yeah no, I still want to go out with her,
Speaker 13: just not on the self care day.
Speaker 3: Well, is there any day.
Speaker 1: Of any day of the week that is not a
Speaker 1: self care day?
Speaker 13: It just it depends on what happens on that day.
Speaker 16: Okay, So every day in the morning, yeah, I could
Speaker 16: do a breakfast date.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you get sleep though, Hey, you got to
Speaker 2: roll the dice sometimes in day.
Speaker 3: Just don't order a bagel at breakfast. Okay. So are
Speaker 3: you cool with that breakfast date.
Speaker 13: We can put it on calendar and see what happened.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, sous closes, We're gonna get Kiki. So congratulations,
Speaker 3: you've got scheduled.
Speaker 16: Your name, Chase, I'm looking forward to seeing you.
Speaker 1: That may be the most understanding woman.
Speaker 3: We're all gonna need to take a mental health day
Speaker 3: after this rookie Jeffrey in the morning. I think it's
Speaker 3: funny like if the gender roles were reversed here, and
Speaker 3: I'm not even saying like you Brook or Alexis, I
Speaker 3: feel like our audience as a whole would be sending
Speaker 3: in totally different text messages than the ones that we're
Speaker 3: getting right now saying you know what, totally girl, you
Speaker 3: deserve a break, self care for the win, put yourself first,
Speaker 3: men's seconds.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you the reason why it sits wrong with me.
Speaker 2: It's not because I think self care is great for
Speaker 2: men or women. But this is the type of guy
Speaker 2: that's gonna tell you that the pregnancy and the labor
Speaker 2: and everything was harder on him was the actual woman.
Speaker 1: And that's my issue.
Speaker 3: Well, I do think it would be pretty hard on you.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of sufferings to go through, the screaming
Speaker 3: that goes into.
Speaker 4: His ear drums, and that that's hard for him. But
Speaker 4: I do think it.
Speaker 3: Is good that guys are starting to do this and
Speaker 3: put themselves first.
Speaker 2: We should, gentlemen like you what men have never been
Speaker 2: first in the society.
Speaker 3: It's true, right, I think you know what everybody, man
Speaker 3: or woman should be putting themselves first. If we all
Speaker 3: put ourselves first, the world would be a much better place.
Speaker 1: It'd be no seconds.
Speaker 7: That's right, yeah, alright, So here's and here's.
Speaker 4: For fighting for men.
Speaker 3: Right, that's right, yeah, right, everybody wins with today's second
Speaker 3: day and update. Go you know what, go find more
Speaker 3: winners and more of our second day calls. We have
Speaker 3: them up in our podcast wherever you gets yours at
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, you got.
Speaker 3: A return player today. Emily is back. She's one and
Speaker 3: two all time against you, looking to even up the
Speaker 3: series today. And Emily works at a preschool wrangling small
Speaker 3: children all day, similar to our own producer his job here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, were larger children, but we're still the same maturity level. Emie,
Speaker 2: Do you have any tips for our producer on how
Speaker 2: to get us all to behave?
Speaker 17: No?
Speaker 3: Not really, Okay, we're highly intelligent here and we're going
Speaker 3: to prove it when we go over these trivia questions.
Speaker 3: Brook's going to leave the studio and while she heads out,
Speaker 3: let's go over the rules real fast. Thirty seconds. Answer
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when
Speaker 3: you can say past. But you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 3: outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 13: I'm ready?
Speaker 3: Good luck, Emily. Your time starts now on this day.
Speaker 3: In twenty twenty, what true crime documentary about Joe Exotic
Speaker 3: was released?
Speaker 16: Uh?
Speaker 17: Tiger King?
Speaker 3: Does the Statue of Liberty watch the sun rise or
Speaker 3: the sun set every day?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 3: Which? US city is known as the birthplace of.
Speaker 13: Jazz, New Orleans.
Speaker 3: When looking at a fraction, the number on top is
Speaker 3: called what numerator? In Which state is Elvis's famous home Graceland, Tennessee.
Speaker 3: According to Spotify, who had the most globally streamed podcast
Speaker 3: last year?
Speaker 4: You bonutes point?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was so good.
Speaker 3: Emily are our favorite? Okay back in the studio answer,
Speaker 3: I bet she does. Well, we have to wait till
Speaker 3: we get to the questions on that. In the meantime,
Speaker 3: let's ask Emily, do you have any plans for spring break?
Speaker 17: I'm leaving the summer camp at the beach or spring
Speaker 17: break camp.
Speaker 13: I guess it is should be one.
Speaker 6: For adults, like our grandparents can run it and then
Speaker 6: we get to go be kids again.
Speaker 1: You know, I think that's just adulthood, like go to
Speaker 1: the beach and.
Speaker 17: No have kids anymore.
Speaker 3: You don't sound that thrilled about the camp.
Speaker 13: Emily, No, I think it'll be fun my first time
Speaker 13: doing it.
Speaker 1: So okay, that's what I see. I see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we'll send Jose there for.
Speaker 2: Can I work sl How do you think all of
Speaker 2: childhood experiences come with orange slices?
Speaker 1: Is very important? Anything about the kids? He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: he brought orange slices.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I did it.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 3: It was a doctor's appointment. We gotta get some, Brook.
Speaker 3: Are you ready? Good luck? Your time starts now. On
Speaker 3: this day. In twenty twenty, what true crime documentary about
Speaker 3: Joe Exotic was released?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Joe Exotic, Joe Tiger Tiger King does
Speaker 2: the Statue of Liberty?
Speaker 3: Watch the sun rise or the sun set every day?
Speaker 1: Rise?
Speaker 3: Which US city is known as the birthplace.
Speaker 1: Of jazz Oooh, New Orleans.
Speaker 3: When looking at a fraction, the number on top is
Speaker 3: called what the numerator in? Which state is Elvis's famous home, Graceland, Tennessee.
Speaker 3: According to Spotify, who had the most globally streamed podcast last.
Speaker 1: Year, podcast Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 9: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Spotify is so fun. If you listen to us there,
Speaker 1: because we even put up little.
Speaker 2: Questions every day that you get answer and interact with.
Speaker 4: That's great.
Speaker 1: You've got some exclusives that happen on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Okay, we don't sell Thirsty at all. Let's go to
Speaker 3: the scoreboard and see how you both did with Jose,
Speaker 3: I'm killed two people, I'm kilt Pole.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that was dark. Okay, with humor, Jose, obviously.
Speaker 4: You got five correct day.
Speaker 13: Wow, it was a really.
Speaker 3: Good dan Brook.
Speaker 4: Of course, against the score of five.
Speaker 6: You gotta be on your game.
Speaker 1: And that first question may have set me off well,
Speaker 1: so fun.
Speaker 3: Oh no, all time record goes to one, two and one. Now,
Speaker 3: Emily and the ties do go to the house. Let's
Speaker 3: go to the answers. On this day, twenty twenty, Tiger King,
Speaker 3: the documentary came out about Joe Exotic. The Statue of
Speaker 3: Liberty watches the sun rise every single day because she
Speaker 3: faces east. Birthplace of Jazz is the city of New Orleans.
Speaker 3: A numerator is the number on top of a fraction.
Speaker 2: Yes, my daughter just finished her fraction chapter in matth
Speaker 2: so that was real frustrating.
Speaker 3: Yes, and Elvis's famous home Graceland is in Tennessee. Joe
Speaker 3: Rogan Experience was the most globally streamed podcast last year.
Speaker 3: Fourth year in a row, Joe Rogan takes the top spot.
Speaker 3: He averages eleven million people.
Speaker 6: Per We're second with ten point nine.
Speaker 2: Mild start peddling more conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: Maybe a kids camp, Emily, you can convince all the
Speaker 3: children to start listening to our show and then give
Speaker 3: a bunch of more inelice.
Speaker 17: Lots of Yeah.
Speaker 3: Hey, Emily, thanks for coming back and on playing with us.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 3: We can't give you any money here, but just we're playing.
Speaker 3: You do win two tickets to see Lol Wayne perform
Speaker 3: at That's a Coma Doome May seventeen. Oh you already
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Speaker 3: Lo Wayne when he comes to town this spring. Get
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Speaker 2: All right, thank you, you're fun to play against.
Speaker 1: Call again sometime, okay, okay, all right, we'll
Speaker 3: Be back to the Windbrooks bout the same time tomorrow, Brooke
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning,